Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - Get Off My Lawn Podcast #108 | Roger Stone did nothing wrong

00:00:00.000 Roger Stone did nothing wrong.

00:00:03.000 What did he do?

00:00:04.000 No one knows what he did.

00:00:05.000 They just go, seven counts, felonies.

00:00:07.000 They're so excited to get their hunk of flesh, their hunk of meat, their pound of flesh.

00:00:14.000 They go, seven felonies. 0.94

00:00:16.000 It's weird seeing them ass-kiss the law so much, too. 0.79

00:00:19.000 Remember that guy, Basla Nakuli Basli? 1.00

00:00:23.000 God, they have stupid names, these non-Western people. 1.00

00:00:26.000 Basla Nakuli Basla or something? 1.00

00:00:30.000 He was the guy who made the Mohammed video. 0.96

00:00:33.000 And he was blamed for Benghazi, and Obama threw him in jail for a year.

00:00:39.000 And he came out.

00:00:40.000 It was right out of Stalinist Czechoslovakia.

00:00:42.000 He came out of jail saying, yes, I understand, Mr. Obama.

00:00:46.000 It works very hard.

00:00:47.000 And I am so sorry for this great, great man.

00:00:51.000 Yes, good boy.

00:00:51.000 Good boy.

00:00:52.000 I remember I was on Fox News, and the right-wingers were saying, yeah, well, if he didn't want to go to jail, he shouldn't have broken the law.

00:01:01.000 And I would go, what law did he break?

00:01:03.000 And no one knew.

00:01:05.000 They're just like, well, that's the law.

00:01:08.000 Hey guys, everything is illegal.

00:01:11.000 Everything.

00:01:12.000 That's a great book, by the way.

00:01:13.000 It's called Everything is Illegal.

00:01:15.000 You probably committed about a felony a week and plenty of misdemeanors every day.

00:01:20.000 Have you seen how many laws there are?

00:01:21.000 Stossel sometimes will roll them out.

00:01:24.000 She... Hillary was guaranteeing an arrest. 1.00

00:01:27.000 She guaranteed one of the Marines' fathers this, one of the guys who was killed in Benghazi.

00:01:32.000 She said, don't worry, we're gonna arrest the guy who did this, who made that video.

00:01:36.000 And the father wasn't impressed.

00:01:38.000 Because he goes, for what?

00:01:40.000 You can guarantee an arrest before there's a crime?

00:01:43.000 Yep.

00:01:44.000 So the crime he committed was

00:01:47.000 He had got involved and spent, I believe, a year in prison a long time ago for, I'm talking about the Egyptian guy who made the Mohammed video, for fraud, for stealing people's identities. 0.83

00:02:01.000 And so one of the rules of his probation was he cannot ever use a fake name again.

00:02:07.000 Now, in the Mohammed video, he used a fake name.

00:02:13.000 Van Gogh's grandson made a video, an anti-Islam video with Ayaan Hirsi Ali.

00:02:19.000 Guess what he got when he used his real name? 0.98

00:02:21.000 He got a rapier through the chest with a note talking about don't you dare ever insult Islam again, which it's kind of a stupid note to leave it through someone's heart because they're clearly not going to be doing it again. 0.98

00:02:34.000 But you know what his last words were? 0.98

00:02:36.000 I think his name is Theo Van Gogh.

00:02:37.000 Can we please talk about this?

00:02:40.000 Those are his last words.

00:02:41.000 Pamela Geller made a movie with that title.

00:02:45.000 And yeah, I can forgive... well, first of all, I forgive him for the identity theft.

00:02:49.000 He did a year in prison.

00:02:49.000 A man serves his penance.

00:02:50.000 That's what our society says.

00:02:52.000 You're supposed to be a clean slate after that.

00:02:54.000 A. B, I can forgive him for making an anti-Islam video. 0.99

00:02:59.000 He's Christian in Egypt.

00:03:01.000 He's a Coptic Christian.

00:03:02.000 You know what they are getting over there right now?

00:03:05.000 They are getting crucified.

00:03:07.000 Literally crucified. 0.54

00:03:08.000 They're crucifying children.

00:03:09.000 It's a genocide. 0.57

00:03:10.000 No one talks about the genocide of Christians all over the Middle East.

00:03:14.000 Northern Iraq, they're getting murdered on a daily basis.

00:03:17.000 If we're taking any refugees, how about we start with those? 1.00

00:03:20.000 They have the same religion as 75% of the country.

00:03:23.000 Seems like a good place to start.

00:03:24.000 And when you say that to the left, they go, Oh, you can't be a refugee if you don't think like us.

00:03:29.000 Okay, you can phrase it that way.

00:03:31.000 Fine.

00:03:33.000 So what this guy did was right.

00:03:36.000 So yeah, so we're done with the Mohammed video, right? 0.98

00:03:38.000 Oh, yeah.

00:03:38.000 So she guaranteed an arrest then she discovered or the the FBI whatever discovered that he had used a fake name and they pinned him on that just like Al Capone with tax evasion like they'll find something.

00:03:50.000 When they want you in the clink.

00:03:51.000 And they don't necessarily want Roger in the clink, but they want him to be scared so he'll flip on Trump.

00:03:57.000 So what they do is, they go through everything he's ever said with a fine-tooth comb, they find an inconsistency, and then they call that a lie.

00:04:08.000 So, for example, they say, have you ever written to anyone about WikiLeaks and Julian Assange?

00:04:14.000 He says no.

00:04:16.000 Then they go through thousands and thousands of emails and they find he did say something about Julian Assange in an email.

00:04:25.000 And written sounds so much fancier than an email, right?

00:04:28.000 Especially because now the left doesn't like the word emails because it makes Hillary look bad. 1.00

00:04:32.000 They say, have you ever written about this?

00:04:34.000 And that sounds like a book or an article or something.

00:04:38.000 So he said no.

00:04:39.000 So now that's lying to a federal agent, which is, I think, a felony.

00:04:44.000 So he could be doing time.

00:04:45.000 He's emptied his bank account on this thing.

00:04:50.000 And did you see Steve Martin did him on SNL?

00:04:55.000 I was wondering why his picture popped up in Google.

00:04:57.000 It was so corny.

00:04:59.000 And you know what I think?

00:05:00.000 I think the entire country is so divided that they don't know who any of our guys are.

00:05:08.000 So I think this is the first time a lot of liberals have ever heard of Roger Stone.

00:05:12.000 I mean, to us, he's the Nixon guy.

00:05:14.000 Proud Boys do his security all the time.

00:05:17.000 He's the Trump guy.

00:05:20.000 He was the advisor there.

00:05:22.000 He was the guy who encouraged Trump to run in the first place.

00:05:25.000 I mean, we've known about Roger for a hell of a long time.

00:05:26.000 I'm friends with him.

00:05:27.000 I've known him forever.

00:05:29.000 He's got, like, an almost Forrest Gump-style influence throughout history.

00:05:33.000 You know?

00:05:33.000 Yeah, he just keeps showing up in pictures, looking younger and younger, depending how black and white it is.

00:05:38.000 Yeah, it is odd.

00:05:39.000 Yeah, so the SNL sketch, the joke was that he looks weird.

00:05:44.000 Hmm.

00:05:45.000 Nice.

00:05:45.000 They did a Tucker Carlson.

00:05:47.000 Can you play it?

00:05:47.000 Go ahead, here.

00:05:49.000 Now, here with his side of the story is a man you look at and instantly think, I trust this guy.

00:05:54.000 Please welcome Roger Stone. 0.95

00:06:00.000 So we got Steve Martin looking like a blind lunatic.

00:06:03.000 Not how Roger Stone behaves.

00:06:05.000 Hey, what a fun couple of days.

00:06:07.000 I'm loving the ride.

00:06:08.000 Go Nixon! 1.00

00:06:10.000 Mr. Stone, you had a harrowing past 36 hours.

00:06:13.000 Your home was raided.

00:06:15.000 You were arrested and charged with seven felony counts, including lying to Congress.

00:06:19.000 That was four counts!

00:06:21.000 But the indictment says seven.

00:06:23.000 Okay, I'm lying!

00:06:26.000 Honestly, I think I'm the happiest I've ever been in my life.

00:06:30.000 I mean, seven felonies!

00:06:31.000 One, two, three, I can't even count that high!

00:06:33.000 How cool is that?

00:06:34.000 What's the joke here? 0.91

00:06:35.000 But, Mr. Stone, what I think you're really trying to say is that you're a feeble old man, right? 0.78

00:06:41.000 The pity thing, I want to go. 0.74

00:06:41.000 Oh, yeah, right. 0.74

00:06:43.000 I'm just a poor, helpless old man.

00:06:45.000 I'm almost as old as Sting.

00:06:45.000 I'm 66.

00:06:50.000 And that's why it was so awful the way the police raided your home.

00:06:54.000 Exactly!

00:06:55.000 The whole experience was so harrowing!

00:06:58.000 God, I hate the writers at SNL. 0.63

00:07:01.000 I can see them in their American Apparel sweatshirts and their rich dads and they're just so bitter and snarky.

00:07:08.000 Yeah, but there's no excuse for Steve Martin. 0.99

00:07:10.000 Like, he should take pride in doing a fucking impression of a guy. 0.94

00:07:13.000 He's like, wow, he would do a little bit of research and be like, this guy's actually been pretty influential. 0.98

00:07:17.000 Let me, uh, at least try to get one mannerism from, like... No person involved in this sketch has ever heard of Roger Stone before.

00:07:24.000 Including Steve Martin.

00:07:26.000 If you want to do Roger Stone, you've got to, he does this, he has these weird mannerisms where his hands become these boats that shoot out of the water and then up into the sky.

00:07:34.000 Almost near like a curvy Zeke Isle or something. 0.91

00:07:37.000 Well, let's not knock orgies right away.

00:07:40.000 Yeah, that's not bad.

00:07:42.000 That's not bad.

00:07:42.000 It's better than his weird Bronx accent.

00:07:44.000 Yeah, what the fuck? 0.99

00:07:46.000 But he's very effusive, he's always gesticulating, and he has sort of a stern manner to him. 1.00

00:07:52.000 He doesn't pop his head back like a clown.

00:07:55.000 He's not a clowny guy.

00:07:56.000 No.

00:07:56.000 He's very subdued.

00:07:59.000 I had dinner with him and Tucker Carlson, actually, and this is before all this.

00:08:03.000 And before, you know, my shitstorm happened with the Otae Yamaguchi thing.

00:08:10.000 But Tucker sat down and he goes, I don't think I could be sitting down with two more newsworthy people in America.

00:08:15.000 And then after that, he had his house raided.

00:08:18.000 I had everything deplatformed, attacked.

00:08:21.000 And then Roger Stone has the FBI, something like 29 agents, was it?

00:08:27.000 They come pouring in.

00:08:29.000 And my favorite part of the whole story

00:08:32.000 Is this CNN kid, you got to find him, who, who was there.

00:08:37.000 Guess what time he started his stakeout at Roger's house based on a hunch?

00:08:43.000 5 a.m.

00:08:44.000 They were there at 6 a.m.

00:08:46.000 World's greatest stakeout artist.

00:08:49.000 You talk, I mean, you talk to private detectives.

00:08:52.000 If we still had a show, that would be a funny thing to do.

00:08:53.000 Dig up some private detectives who follow like some woman when a couple's getting divorced. 1.00

00:08:59.000 And I bet, I bet they go, 0.99

00:09:01.000 Yeah, stakeouts suck. 0.89

00:09:02.000 You know, it's usually three days. 1.00

00:09:05.000 Three days you're in that fucking car, you know, drinking coffee. 0.99

00:09:08.000 You can't look at your phone. 1.00

00:09:10.000 You always gotta be staring at the house.

00:09:12.000 And usually within three days, sometimes four, you might catch her having an affair.

00:09:16.000 This guy waited one hour!

00:09:19.000 And CNN is still trying to pretend they didn't get tipped off.

00:09:22.000 Find his name.

00:09:23.000 The kid who was there, there was two.

00:09:25.000 There was him and his cameraman.

00:09:28.000 He's got a funny name.

00:09:29.000 His name's David Shortell?

00:09:31.000 Yeah, that explains it.

00:09:32.000 I mean, David Shortell and then his photographer.

00:09:32.000 That sounds right.

00:09:35.000 They both think this is going to make their careers.

00:09:39.000 And they don't think that they're going to get caught.

00:09:42.000 And the audacity is shocking to me.

00:09:43.000 I was watching CNN all morning that morning that he was arrested.

00:09:48.000 God, there's this insanely hot newscaster.

00:09:50.000 She's older than me.

00:09:51.000 I'm 48.

00:09:52.000 Her name's like, it's a weird spelling, like Crystal something.

00:09:56.000 And she, I forget her name, but alarmingly hot.

00:10:01.000 Is that her?

00:10:03.000 What's her name?

00:10:06.000 She's brought to tears by Bourdain's death.

00:10:08.000 Is she new?

00:10:09.000 No, that's not her.

00:10:10.000 No, no, no, no. 0.99

00:10:11.000 She's gross. 1.00

00:10:11.000 Anyway. 1.00

00:10:12.000 She's gross. 1.00

00:10:14.000 And she said, and I quote, she said, and blah blah blah, our news crew just happened to be there. 0.97

00:10:20.000 She used the words, just happened to be there.

00:10:24.000 The audacity! 1.00

00:10:26.000 How stupid do you think we are? 1.00

00:10:29.000 Why is everyone ignoring that? 1.00

00:10:31.000 See, if the right had any balls or any humor, they could, there he is, they could have done so many sketches on this kid.

00:10:39.000 David Shortell, is that his name? 0.89

00:10:41.000 Yeah, Shortell, yeah.

00:10:43.000 David Shortell is prescient enough.

00:10:46.000 So this is his story.

00:10:48.000 He goes, the FBI, whatever the investigative group, they usually meet on Fridays, this time they met on Thursday, and I thought, something's up.

00:10:57.000 So I flew from DC with my cameraman, and then he's got a French name like Gaston or something.

00:11:06.000 I flew to Fort Lauderdale to be at Roger Stone's house, because I sensed

00:11:11.000 The FBI, like, why would you even sense that?

00:11:13.000 Say he was gonna get arrested.

00:11:15.000 Everyone sane would assume that he'd get a phone call, and they did this to Proud Boys too, they just called them up and said, hey man, there's a warrant out for your arrest.

00:11:23.000 Okay, I'll be in there with my lawyer in an hour.

00:11:25.000 Okay, bye.

00:11:28.000 So...

00:11:29.000 Here, if it wasn't clown world, then the normal thing would be Roger Stone's attorney would get a call from the FBI and the attorney would say, oh for crying out loud, then he'd call Roger at 7am when he was awake and say, hey man, bad news, we gotta go in. 0.98

00:11:41.000 And Roger would have a shower, put his suit on and go, this is so gay. 1.00

00:11:47.000 And he'd go in. 0.99

00:11:49.000 But a SWAT team?

00:11:50.000 What's Roger Stone gonna do?

00:11:52.000 Say hello to my little friend!

00:11:55.000 And you need 27 of them because...

00:11:59.000 You know, if you watch that scene, it's like the 29th one that takes Tony out, behind with a shotgun.

00:12:03.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:12:05.000 Those brave men with the FBI swap, they knew that 28 of them weren't coming home that night.

00:12:11.000 They said goodbye.

00:12:12.000 Goodbye, sweetie.

00:12:13.000 I'm going to apprehend Mr. Magoo.

00:12:15.000 What number are you?

00:12:16.000 John, what number?

00:12:19.000 I can't say.

00:12:20.000 It's not good.

00:12:21.000 It's not the one who remembers.

00:12:22.000 How many people did they use to get Osama bin Laden?

00:12:27.000 Look that up.

00:12:28.000 I think it was the best.

00:12:29.000 Like a handful?

00:12:30.000 Yeah, it was like 11.

00:12:32.000 Exactly one handful.

00:12:33.000 And it wasn't just Osama Bin Laden.

00:12:35.000 I mean, it was his compound.

00:12:37.000 So there's a few melons they had to split open with AKs. 1.00

00:12:41.000 There's a few craniums they had to... Seal Team Six. 0.99

00:12:45.000 I'm guessing there's more than six people.

00:12:50.000 I ruined that joke.

00:12:51.000 Comedy's so unforgiving!

00:12:53.000 I didn't even see a joke coming.

00:12:54.000 What was it supposed to be?

00:12:55.000 I was trying to like aerate their scalps. 0.99

00:12:57.000 I was trying to use funny verbiage.

00:12:59.000 Splitting melons.

00:12:59.000 Oh, I see.

00:13:00.000 Well, it still worked.

00:13:01.000 Anyway.

00:13:03.000 So that kid, on a hunch, goes, yeah, hey French cameraman, let's go down to Roger Stone's house.

00:13:12.000 Oh, why?

00:13:14.000 Because I think the FBI is going to storm him in the morning.

00:13:17.000 Why would he not just call the lawyer?

00:13:20.000 No, I think the FBI SWAT is going to go in there.

00:13:23.000 But that makes no sense.

00:13:24.000 The only time you would have that many people going to Stormer Man's house is if you wanted to frame him and you needed public opinion to be against him.

00:13:34.000 So you had to make it a giant spectacle.

00:13:37.000 And then incurious bastards over at SNL would fall for it and make it a big thing about seven counts and seven counts and how scary and evil it is. 0.97

00:13:48.000 Now I'm a Russian guy. 0.96

00:13:50.000 I've left France and I went east to Russia where I had a different accent and soon I will slowly drift into Jamaican man.

00:13:59.000 Always happens.

00:14:01.000 So him and the cameraman get there, I guess, let's say like at nine o'clock at night, whatever.

00:14:06.000 And the cameraman, if he was sane and didn't know about the FBI tip-off, he probably said, hey, we should get going to the house. 0.99

00:14:14.000 I'm worried they're going to already be busting his ass. 0.98

00:14:17.000 And then David Shortello must have went, no, we're good. 1.00

00:14:20.000 Let's have a nap. 0.99

00:14:21.000 Oh, David, you're crazy. 0.98

00:14:24.000 No, no, we're fine. 0.98

00:14:25.000 Let's have a nap.

00:14:26.000 We'll get up early, get up around four.

00:14:29.000 You have a shower, you know, wash your armpits.

00:14:32.000 Hey, what do you want to get for Brekkies? 1.00

00:14:33.000 I don't want Brekkies! 1.00

00:14:35.000 Brekkies? 1.00

00:14:37.000 Are you out of your mind?

00:14:45.000 Um, and then, so yeah, they have breakfast, they have a waffle, and then they set up for their stakeout at five.

00:14:51.000 And their stakeout is literally the shortest stakeout in major news history.

00:14:57.000 Like, he needs a world record.

00:14:59.000 He needs, he should be in Guinness.

00:15:02.000 Wait, I got a breakfast joke for the... What did they say?

00:15:04.000 CNN reporter instinct led us to get footage of Rogers doing the rest.

00:15:07.000 That's great.

00:15:07.000 Not tip-off.

00:15:08.000 That's concrete. 0.99

00:15:09.000 It's almost like he read his horoscope and then decided to go... Who fucking believes that? 1.00

00:15:15.000 I want to become Indiana Jones, but instead of rare artifacts, I go and find people who believe this bullshit. 1.00

00:15:22.000 I want to sit down with them. 0.99

00:15:23.000 It's sort of like when I was on a quest to find guys who actually like fake tits, and I did find one.

00:15:29.000 But I wanna go on a quest to find someone to go, yeah, he's just got a really good gut instinct. 0.68

00:15:33.000 A flat-earth conversation's right around the corner when you find him.

00:15:37.000 Like, it's gotta be.

00:15:38.000 Like, maybe he was tipped off but the cameraman wasn't, and the cameraman is just standing in awe of his news partner.

00:15:45.000 I thought you were crazy when you said you didn't want to go to the stakeout right away, but you live life on the hedge.

00:15:55.000 You are amazing.

00:15:57.000 We waited there for one hour.

00:16:01.000 And they got all this great footage.

00:16:03.000 They got Roger coming in.

00:16:04.000 No other news sources.

00:16:05.000 No one else had the hunch.

00:16:06.000 Don't the FBI say, back up?

00:16:08.000 Like even the cops when they're arresting somebody for stealing a bag of Cheetos, they're like, can you just back up a little bit?

00:16:13.000 But I guess they wouldn't tell him.

00:16:14.000 No one's even looking at him.

00:16:16.000 Right.

00:16:16.000 Like, what's going on with that camera?

00:16:17.000 Oh, that's CNN.

00:16:19.000 They have really good hunches. 0.99

00:16:21.000 How the fuck do they know to be here? 0.98

00:16:22.000 I don't think the FBI knows that they're supposed to be pretending that this guy just showed up on a hunch. 0.99

00:16:27.000 So they're just like, oh, there's the reporter we tipped off.

00:16:30.000 Like, no one told them to pretend, like, to say, step back, reporter that I don't know, I've never spoken to.

00:16:37.000 What a fiasco.

00:16:41.000 I texted Roger about it.

00:16:43.000 I said, you're a national hero, sir.

00:16:45.000 And he texted back, we're living in a police state.

00:16:48.000 That's her! 1.00

00:16:49.000 That's her. 0.88

00:16:50.000 Oh, that's her?

00:16:50.000 Yeah, that's the one who said, it just happened.

00:16:53.000 We just so happened to be there.

00:16:55.000 To lie and deceive and to dodge and to tamper according to this indictment is extraordinary.

00:17:01.000 Find out who she is.

00:17:02.000 She's hot. 1.00

00:17:03.000 Dude, she's like 50. 1.00

00:17:04.000 She's Rachel Melfi hot. 0.94

00:17:05.000 Rachel Melfi?

00:17:06.000 Dr. Melfi from Sopranos.

00:17:07.000 Yeah.

00:17:07.000 There's certain kind of women that are just boner-inducing.

00:17:22.000 Nauseous lips.

00:17:23.000 Fort Lauderdale? 0.87

00:17:24.000 So corrupt to stop.

00:17:26.000 The fact that he's doubling down and saying it's a hunch.

00:17:28.000 You know what he's doing, right?

00:17:29.000 He has 18.

00:17:47.000 In Blackjack, and he's saying, hit me.

00:17:49.000 Like, he is all in, Chris Hayes. 1.00

00:17:52.000 And he's saying, if they find out that I got tipped off, I'm fucked. 1.00

00:17:56.000 So I'm just gonna put all my eggs in this basket and say, fuck. 1.00

00:18:00.000 Oh, you should put that on your bingo card, that eggs in the basket. 0.99

00:18:05.000 I'm just going to pretend that this was a hunch.

00:18:06.000 I'm just going to say it straight face, and I either have an awesome career now because I have the quickest stakeout of all time, or I have to go back to school and take speech pathology and get a new career because I'm done here.

00:18:20.000 Yeah, it seems like his job isn't to be a talking guy either, right?

00:18:23.000 He's a child!

00:18:23.000 He's 22!

00:18:44.000 Gilles De La Rosa.

00:18:46.000 Gilles.

00:18:47.000 Gilles De La Rosa.

00:18:48.000 That's the guy I was doing earlier who was saying, I can't... You have to find out who that chick is. 1.00

00:18:52.000 She's my new favorite.

00:18:53.000 Let me see who that is.

00:18:56.000 It's like Mariah Carey. 1.00

00:18:57.000 Like, no one likes her, but your dick just loves her. 1.00

00:19:00.000 I don't know. 1.00

00:19:00.000 She looks like a who. 1.00

00:19:02.000 She's too round in the face for me.

00:19:04.000 Well, it's these high up little cheeks, these puffy little cheekbone things that are high up, if they have those, right under the eye.

00:19:11.000 It's kind of a Slovakian thing.

00:19:13.000 I don't know.

00:19:14.000 Yeah, I think a girl must have broke my heart with those same cheekbones because I don't like those.

00:19:17.000 Oh really?

00:19:17.000 I think they're chipmunk-esque or something.

00:19:19.000 Yeah, I've always had an aversion.

00:19:20.000 Every guy assumes that everyone else shares his type.

00:19:21.000 Yeah.

00:19:22.000 And then you show him your type and they go, uh, young Sophia Loren?

00:19:25.000 Gross. 0.79

00:19:26.000 Well, because I believe, I agree with your statement, but that, I don't think she's the gold standard for boner-induce. 0.99

00:19:31.000 I think the hottest one in the world is a young Beatrice Dow. 1.00

00:19:35.000 Googling.

00:19:36.000 She is the winner.

00:19:38.000 But you still have to find out who that chick is while I chat away here. 1.00

00:19:42.000 You know, that dinner I had with Tucker and Roger, the one I noticed, we're all being very reasonable and having these theories, and what's happening in the country, and are we facing civil war, and Jesus Christ, what the fuck has happened? 0.98

00:19:55.000 And then, you know, these people are reprehensible and throwing feces and urine, and oh my God, it's like the French Revolution all over again, and everyone's agreeing, and then there'd be some, oh, those disgusting perverts, and then Roger would stop, and he'd go, that's none of our business, really. 0.98

00:20:12.000 What adults do consensually in their own time. 0.94

00:20:15.000 And I noticed that as a pattern.

00:20:17.000 Every time I talked about any kind of pervert, he would stop agreeing with me and go, you need to just mind your own business with these people.

00:20:23.000 It's not up to you how these people behave.

00:20:26.000 And I realized, you get up to some pretty rude business, don't you Raj?

00:20:31.000 Perfectly consensual.

00:20:33.000 But you see him sometimes at gay pride parades wearing leather and stuff.

00:20:38.000 He's a very exciting man.

00:20:41.000 This is why, this is a problem with the left again, I'm sorry to keep repeating this, but it's a war on color.

00:20:46.000 And what are Alex Jones?

00:20:47.000 Alex Jones is a Sandy Hook guy.

00:20:48.000 Not really, not to most of us.

00:20:51.000 Like, that was a horrible thing he said seven years ago, and you kicked him off social media like, um...

00:20:59.000 A few months ago.

00:21:01.000 So it clearly wasn't about Sandy Hook.

00:21:03.000 There's a seven-year gap there.

00:21:06.000 It's because he's colourful.

00:21:08.000 He's too dynamic.

00:21:10.000 And he might get Trump re-elected.

00:21:14.000 Yeah, that's her. 0.60

00:21:15.000 The same with Roger Stone.

00:21:16.000 He's too colorful.

00:21:17.000 He's too interesting.

00:21:18.000 He's too effective. 1.00

00:21:19.000 In fact, at my boxing gym, a cop came up to me and he said, uh, what they done to you, they would say this, what they done to you is fucking bullshit, man. 1.00

00:21:28.000 You got a lot more support than, you know, especially in the rank and file. 0.99

00:21:31.000 And one thing I've learned from this whole, this fight on after my talk is that the rank and file is as powerless as we are. 0.98

00:21:38.000 Like you think knowing cops means you get all this cool shit. 0.92

00:21:41.000 You can't even get a parking ticket ripped up. 0.89

00:21:44.000 They are powerless.

00:21:45.000 I was like, can you get me some inside info? 0.98

00:21:46.000 And they're like, I don't know who you pissed off, but you fucking pissed some people off.

00:21:52.000 This case is weird. 0.82

00:21:54.000 In fact, I can't talk to you on the phone.

00:21:56.000 Your phone's bugged.

00:21:58.000 The lawyers for them told me that.

00:22:00.000 They said, call me from a different phone.

00:22:02.000 Sometimes when I would talk to Roger, I would text, we would talk to the FBI.

00:22:07.000 And we'd say things like, this is a witch hunt, what are you doing?

00:22:10.000 Because we knew they were reading our texts.

00:22:13.000 I do that to the NYPD too.

00:22:15.000 I'll talk to them and go, Shirley, that's her. 0.99

00:22:17.000 Wait, you just passed her.

00:22:19.000 Right there, yeah.

00:22:20.000 What's her name?

00:22:22.000 Yeah, Allison Camerota, but with a Y. Allison with a Y Camerota. 0.88

00:22:26.000 And it comes up really quick.

00:22:27.000 She's my new favorite.

00:22:30.000 Total brainwash nightmare, but what woman isn't? 1.00

00:22:34.000 Sexism. 0.98

00:22:36.000 Why is he so sexist?

00:22:37.000 Is that Gaffigan?

00:22:38.000 That's Gaffigan being sexist.

00:22:41.000 Why does he say such sexist things?

00:22:44.000 Because I like bacon.

00:22:46.000 Because I don't think women have a predilection for politics. 1.00

00:22:50.000 They're too emotional.

00:22:51.000 They buy too many pillows.

00:22:53.000 They elected Justin Trudeau and Barack Obama.

00:22:55.000 They're not known for their cold, tough love voting behavior.

00:22:59.000 It's more like who's cool and who's a hunk.

00:23:02.000 She is...

00:23:03.000 Gorgeous!

00:23:05.000 And she's older than me.

00:23:06.000 Pretty smoky.

00:23:07.000 She's an old lady. 1.00

00:23:08.000 I mean, we're seeing a lot of makeup and stuff, but very sexual looking.

00:23:12.000 I don't know.

00:23:13.000 I can't explain why, but there's just something very sexy.

00:23:15.000 And I'm not, I don't mean lingerie.

00:23:17.000 I see it.

00:23:17.000 I think it's the cheekbones.

00:23:19.000 She's got some heavy bottom. 1.00

00:23:21.000 Oh, I didn't even notice.

00:23:22.000 I'm so feminist. 1.00

00:23:23.000 I didn't even notice.

00:23:24.000 Oh yeah. 1.00

00:23:25.000 Also tits are for fags. 1.00

00:23:28.000 I forgot about that. 1.00

00:23:30.000 So we'll see what happens.

00:23:32.000 My guess is Roger doesn't say a word, because there's nothing to say.

00:23:39.000 And he gets a year in prison, which is called jail.

00:23:43.000 Prison is more than a year.

00:23:46.000 And he serves like six months.

00:23:49.000 Because as soon as he says no, and as soon as there's a prison sentence, the Dems lost.

00:23:54.000 It didn't work.

00:23:54.000 This is a bluff to make him spill the beans.

00:23:56.000 So as soon as he calls their bluff and goes to prison, it could be like a week.

00:24:00.000 They don't care.

00:24:02.000 They could send him to 10 years and let him out in a week.

00:24:05.000 Remember that happened with Hillary?

00:24:07.000 There was a couple who were involved in some real estate scam with the Clinton family and the husband, they had nicknames, Scottish last names, the husband, there was a gate.

00:24:21.000 Was it Bridgegate?

00:24:23.000 Whitegate or something?

00:24:24.000 But there was a couple, a married couple, with Scottish last names.

00:24:28.000 I think he ratted her out, ratted them out, and he mysteriously killed himself in prison, as do so many of the people who cross the Clintons.

00:24:36.000 She kept her mouth shut and magically was pardoned by Bill Clinton and free to go

00:24:44.000 If people don't understand, they have so much faith in the government.

00:24:47.000 It's all Tammany Hall. 0.98

00:24:49.000 It's all corrupt. 0.98

00:24:51.000 Boss Tweed, Bill the Butcher, that hasn't changed. 0.95

00:24:54.000 Cuomo is Bill, sorry, Cuomo is Boss Tweed.

00:24:59.000 It's corruption down to its core.

00:25:01.000 And they say, if we could only, if we could just, you know, have this tax for this carbon thing, for this better solar panels, the money doesn't go to that.

00:25:10.000 We should have a tax for the Indians. 1.00

00:25:12.000 Even if you get the money to the reservation, the chiefs are going to take it all. 0.70

00:25:16.000 The little, the lower peons will never get it.

00:25:19.000 When you throw money at education, it doesn't go to the kids.

00:25:21.000 It goes to the massive administration, the backlog.

00:25:27.000 Is his name Jim McDougal?

00:25:29.000 I believe so.

00:25:30.000 Did he die in prison?

00:25:31.000 Was he involved in the Clintons?

00:25:33.000 Well, he died in 98, let me see.

00:25:34.000 Yeah, that's about right.

00:25:37.000 Anyway... I've been fighting a lot of... Oh, yeah.

00:25:41.000 What?

00:25:42.000 I believe it's him.

00:25:43.000 Oh, no, no.

00:25:45.000 Oh, okay, he said he died of a heart attack at Federal Correctional Facility.

00:25:48.000 Yeah.

00:25:50.000 Hard tech.

00:25:51.000 What a quinky dink. 0.97

00:25:53.000 Like their chef who drowned face down in a creek while camping by himself.

00:25:58.000 Totally normal.

00:26:00.000 Or the guy who wrote a book called Hillary Should Not Be President and he killed himself also on a camping trip.

00:26:05.000 I believe he shot himself in the back of the head on top of a mountain.

00:26:09.000 Yeah, that happens sometimes.

00:26:11.000 Mountains are kind of depressing.

00:26:12.000 There's even a mountain in Japan that you go to and you kill yourself.

00:26:15.000 It's like a little hike.

00:26:16.000 And then the one guy, the guy who just got shot, Seth Rich, and nobody ran his pockets in DC, was that him?

00:26:25.000 Uh, yep, yep.

00:26:26.000 That's funny you say that, because I was just on Breakneck Mountain with cops.

00:26:31.000 Ah, that's my old stomping ground.

00:26:32.000 That's right across the river from my home.

00:26:36.000 Cool.

00:26:36.000 I wanted to go with you, but you guys forgot about me.

00:26:39.000 That's exactly what happened.

00:26:40.000 God, fighting cops.

00:26:42.000 There's certain bodies, like Alex Jones has them.

00:26:44.000 When you punch Alex Jones, it's like you're punching a tree.

00:26:47.000 And when he punches you, it's like you're getting hit by a car.

00:26:50.000 Like, it's confusing.

00:26:52.000 I was boxing on Saturday with this guy.

00:26:54.000 He wasn't a cop, but he punched me in the face.

00:26:56.000 They do this thing where they go, just get me whatever you want, right?

00:27:00.000 Don't hold back. 0.99

00:27:02.000 But they did like to mention that if you punch me in the face, I'm punching you in the face. 0.59

00:27:05.000 So it's like you're boxing in the mirror.

00:27:07.000 They just give to you whatever you gave to them.

00:27:10.000 And I got punched in the face so hard that I was totally confused.

00:27:14.000 I felt like saying, I thought we were boxing.

00:27:16.000 Why did someone just hit me in the head with a lead pipe?

00:27:19.000 Isn't that illegal?

00:27:20.000 But no, that was a human fist. 0.99

00:27:22.000 A giant black man, covered in sweat, who was fat, just pounded me. 1.00

00:27:28.000 You said it was like a Tyson wrapped in fat. 0.98

00:27:30.000 Like a Mike Tyson with fat on top of it.

00:27:32.000 Yeah, it was Mike Tyson wearing a fat suit.

00:27:34.000 There's still Mike Tyson underneath.

00:27:36.000 There's still a Mike Tyson.

00:27:36.000 He can wear whatever he wants.

00:27:37.000 Yeah.

00:27:38.000 He can wear ballet slippers. 0.99

00:27:40.000 He's still gonna kill you. 0.98

00:27:41.000 Yeah. 0.82

00:27:41.000 Do you understand that there's boxers and there's fighters? 0.82

00:27:44.000 Yeah, I've heard you say that the other day.

00:27:47.000 So the, and sometimes you see them fight and it's a totally different strategy.

00:27:51.000 The boxer is the sweet science guy doing the dekes and moving and not punching very hard.

00:27:56.000 And then the fighter is just like a street fight flailing lunatic.

00:28:00.000 And the problem, that's what Tyson was.

00:28:03.000 But, uh, you need incredible stamina to be a fighter because you're, you're going full out.

00:28:09.000 Like you killed my mother. 0.98

00:28:11.000 And you're just trying to kill the guy. 1.00

00:28:14.000 Um,

00:28:16.000 So the boxers are more vulnerable because if that fighter connects with any of those crazy punches, it's going to be very bad.

00:28:24.000 But the, uh, the fighter is at a disadvantage because he's going to get tie-tied.

00:28:28.000 Yeah.

00:28:29.000 He's just kind of throwing whatever, there's less technique.

00:28:32.000 So therefore less, I mean, more energy exerted or something like that.

00:28:36.000 Yes.

00:28:36.000 But what about the power of the punch?

00:28:38.000 You think like, um, doesn't technique lend itself to like, you get more power behind the punch cause you have better technique.

00:28:44.000 Yeah, but look at Rufio Panman in that Antifa guy.

00:28:47.000 He had a giant haymaker right hook, which you're not supposed to do right hooks.

00:28:52.000 No, yeah.

00:28:52.000 And his sunglasses went off to Mars.

00:28:55.000 Dude, he got air, and then he pushed him down.

00:28:59.000 He just threw him down.

00:29:00.000 Dude.

00:29:00.000 Well, he passed out, and then he was a tree.

00:29:03.000 And then Rufio was like, I got to get on with my day here.

00:29:06.000 I'm being attacked by a mob.

00:29:07.000 You're going to have to... Then he pushed... You ever push over a dead tree?

00:29:09.000 It's a super satisfying feeling.

00:29:11.000 Oh, yeah, it is.

00:29:14.000 The crunch is very nice.

00:29:15.000 Especially the ones you can sort of rock a bit.

00:29:16.000 And then you see, you feel the bottom starting to go... And then... That's great onomatopoeias right there.

00:29:26.000 Yeah, I gotta go in the woods again.

00:29:27.000 I really missed that with that hike thing.

00:29:30.000 I gotta go knock down some trees and stuff.

00:29:32.000 Or box.

00:29:33.000 Or box.

00:29:33.000 The cop at the gym was telling me that... He said, you know, these are crazy times we're living in.

00:29:39.000 You know, and a fun question I like to ask them these days is, would you want your kid to be a cop?

00:29:44.000 Always say no.

00:29:46.000 Always.

00:29:46.000 And these are guys that are third, fourth generation cops.

00:29:51.000 But things are different now.

00:29:52.000 And a lot of these guys lived through, you know, pre-Giuliani, it was also pretty bad. 0.98

00:29:57.000 In the 80s, they were human garbage as far as New York City's concerned. 0.93

00:30:01.000 That's why you hear about all these settlements where the cops pay out 5 million here and 3 million there and 10 million there. 0.97

00:30:07.000 And you go, will you stop just blowing money on every Tom, Dick, and Harry who complains?

00:30:11.000 They have to do that because the city, the people of New York hate them so much that if it ever got into court, you'd have this jury

00:30:19.000 Of all people who live in, you know, the East Village, Harlem, and they just, they hate the cops. 0.97

00:30:24.000 And so they would just say, yeah, how about a fucking hundred million? 0.97

00:30:28.000 Yeah, make it a hundred million. 0.97

00:30:30.000 And so the city would go bankrupt.

00:30:31.000 So they have to settle early because they know they'll get eaten alive by a jury.

00:30:36.000 But yeah, he told me that after the, remember the Black Lives Matter thing where five cops were killed in Dallas?

00:30:42.000 So he put on his Facebook something like, hey, next time there's a crime or you feel unsafe, you're in danger, you've been robbed or something, just call Black Lives Matter.

00:30:55.000 They'll come and save the day or call Sean King.

00:30:57.000 Great point.

00:30:57.000 Why don't you give Sean King a call and he can come.

00:31:00.000 No need to call 911.

00:31:01.000 You don't need us.

00:31:03.000 Something like that.

00:31:03.000 Clearly sarcastic, right?

00:31:04.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:31:05.000 And he got in big shit for it. 1.00

00:31:08.000 From the police station? 1.00

00:31:09.000 Yeah.

00:31:11.000 That really pisses me off. 0.99

00:31:12.000 How fucking lame is that? 0.99

00:31:13.000 I got so mad that I made people uncomfortable and they stopped talking to me. 0.98

00:31:17.000 But the thing that pisses me off about that is, it goes back to the Catholic school kids where that interviewer said, and I quote, to stand your ground is somewhat aggressive, don't you think?

00:31:30.000 End of quote.

00:31:32.000 So to not sit there and take it,

00:31:37.000 Is a crime, literally.

00:31:40.000 And in that cop's case, he has to watch five men die, five of his fellow officers die, and know that he could be killed. 0.89

00:31:47.000 They killed two in New York, that Asian guy and the Latino guy, a radical Muslim, shot them in the head. 0.77

00:31:54.000 No one mentions that he's a radical Muslim. 0.99

00:31:56.000 Shot them in the head. 1.00

00:31:57.000 Remember that guy said, I'm going to make pigs fly today? 1.00

00:32:01.000 Raphael Cruz was his name?

00:32:02.000 I should have those names memorized.

00:32:03.000 That's not a good look, McKenzie.

00:32:05.000 It's, um, right here.

00:32:07.000 I think one of them was Chen.

00:32:11.000 It's almost weird to guess.

00:32:12.000 There we go.

00:32:14.000 Yeah, Raphael Ramos, 40 years old, and Wenjian Liu, 32 years old.

00:32:20.000 You know what they did with Wenjian Liu?

00:32:22.000 What is it?

00:32:23.000 Wing?

00:32:24.000 Wenjian Liu.

00:32:26.000 Let's memorize those names.

00:32:27.000 W-E-N 1.00

00:32:30.000 J-I-A-N-L-I-U. 1.00

00:32:33.000 Okay, and the other guy's Ramos?

00:32:35.000 Rafael Ramos.

00:32:37.000 Rafael.

00:32:39.000 I'm never gonna forget those names again.

00:32:40.000 That's not a good look.

00:32:41.000 You know what they did with Wenjian Liu? 0.79

00:32:45.000 I think they took his sperm out of his bag.

00:32:48.000 Yeah, and froze it and gave it to his wife who impregnated herself, had it injected into her ovaries and they made a baby.

00:32:56.000 That's pretty cool.

00:32:56.000 Yeah.

00:32:57.000 So his son was born like a year after he died.

00:33:02.000 Sheesh.

00:33:04.000 That's heavy.

00:33:05.000 But yeah, this just sit and take it thing, sort of like, like with my talk where I got in trouble and they said, well, you shouldn't have, uh, you know, had a, you, you reenacted the murder of a socialist Democrat.

00:33:19.000 Yes, that's true.

00:33:21.000 The humor of it was very obvious.

00:33:22.000 I was wearing almond eyed glasses in the, in the, uh, on the, what's it called?

00:33:28.000 The poster for the show, for the talk, for the comedy show.

00:33:33.000 And, uh, yeah, I came out and I stabbed Ryan with a plastic sword in slow motion and he went,

00:33:39.000 We talked about the glasses and how they're kind of offensive and I took them off.

00:33:44.000 And then I was thinking, so that was one of the many crimes I did and I brandished a sword and violence, violence, violence.

00:33:50.000 This is in an era where Trump is being murdered on stage in New York City as they reenact that Shakespearean play.

00:34:01.000 We have rap videos where Snoop Dogg is shooting him in the head.

00:34:06.000 Right?

00:34:06.000 We have that other public enemy meets, um, uh, remember that Chuck D band?

00:34:13.000 Uh, you got, I got Radicalize, you got Radicalize.

00:34:17.000 I think both me and Trump have our heads blown up.

00:34:20.000 Prophets of Rage.

00:34:21.000 Prophets of Rage!

00:34:23.000 So 90s. 0.97

00:34:29.000 And so they can get away with all of this, punch a Nazi where Nazi is 50% of the population and, you know, she's holding Trump's decapitated head. 0.96

00:34:37.000 And, you know, you go to, you go to, uh, Fat Records, you go to, um, no effects show or the Warped Tour, and they bring in an effigy of Trump and the band members come out and whack him, whack him in the, whack him with a baseball bat until his head goes flying off. 0.94

00:34:55.000 So that's okay.

00:34:57.000 But Gavin can't make a joke about a samurai assassination in 1960.

00:35:04.000 With a Japanese person, by the way.

00:35:06.000 Japanese person of color.

00:35:08.000 Frankly.

00:35:09.000 Yeah, and I made sure that a Japanese person was present.

00:35:12.000 Isn't that a big deal with them?

00:35:14.000 Like if you're gonna do something Indian, there has to be an Indian there. 1.00

00:35:17.000 Yes.

00:35:18.000 If you're gonna talk about a black issue, there has to be black people of color there to also lend their voice.

00:35:23.000 So everyone gets their voice.

00:35:24.000 Like that Etienne Sinsong, I'm that

00:35:28.000 They have a black drummer.

00:35:29.000 Oh yeah.

00:35:30.000 In only that video.

00:35:32.000 In no other video is there a black drummer.

00:35:34.000 The singer's a black guy though.

00:35:36.000 Is he? 0.84

00:35:38.000 He's got a drop.

00:35:40.000 He's got a drop.

00:35:41.000 He's got a touch of the tar brush.

00:35:42.000 Is that racist to say?

00:35:43.000 Yes.

00:35:44.000 I didn't know that because I thought it was fun.

00:35:47.000 No. 1.00

00:35:47.000 Damn it. 1.00

00:35:47.000 I think a lot of people who grew up in certain areas don't know that they're saying racist things. 1.00

00:35:51.000 Like in Scotland, perfectly normal for a kid to have a gollywog doll, which is a blackface doll. 1.00

00:35:58.000 Huge lips.

00:35:59.000 I think you still get it at the corner store, at the toy store, at the candy store.

00:36:04.000 Just a thing for them.

00:36:04.000 And in Scotland, Asian food is called the chinky.

00:36:08.000 So they'd go, you fancy a chinky tonight? 1.00

00:36:11.000 Oh, that is extremely racist looking. 0.77

00:36:13.000 Yeah.

00:36:16.000 Wow.

00:36:17.000 That's, uh, yep.

00:36:18.000 Yeah.

00:36:19.000 So maybe some Scottish kid would take that on the plane on a trip to, well, Jamaicans wouldn't care, but on a trip to actually the only people that would be really mad about that would be rich white people.

00:36:29.000 Absolutely.

00:36:29.000 So the worst place you could take that doll would be like the Upper East Side.

00:36:32.000 That's where you're going to see the most outrage or NYU.

00:36:36.000 Um, but yeah.

00:36:40.000 We were living in a police state, but when you say that, you got to understand that the police are not the problem. 1.00

00:36:45.000 Like I always say, fuck the police's boss. 0.99

00:36:49.000 And it's not even that the first tier up above them, like lieutenants and sergeants, you got to go kind of high. 0.99

00:36:54.000 And then you get into these guys, these sheriffs that want to be, you know, politicians and they don't, if anyone dares embarrass them, they're instantly fired.

00:37:03.000 Disqualified, ruined for life because they did something wrong.

00:37:07.000 And cops, like is there another job where everyone wants to fight you every day, all day? 0.98

00:37:12.000 You know how fucking stressful that must be? 1.00

00:37:15.000 Just walking down the street in some dangerous neighborhood knowing that everyone you look at would love to just shoot you in the head. 1.00

00:37:22.000 Right. 0.99

00:37:23.000 And like probably more

00:37:26.000 Magnified with like correctional officers like you have a nice day with your wife and kids And then you got a clock back into work, and you're almost you're still in prison like I know you're not behind the bars But you still have the vibe of I'm in prison You know that's your work environment.

00:37:41.000 If anything breaks, if there's any kind of malfunction where the doors open, you're dead.

00:37:46.000 Holy commonolies.

00:37:48.000 I talked to an old corrections officer when I was in Florida.

00:37:51.000 He goes, yeah, don't do that job anymore.

00:37:53.000 That job's done. 0.98

00:37:54.000 You know, in my day, you could just beat the shit out of them and you could keep everything in check. 0.98

00:37:58.000 But now they got the upper hand. 0.99

00:38:00.000 Yeesh.

00:38:02.000 Um, yeah, that, it seems like it would be like hellacious to work there.

00:38:05.000 Like just,

00:38:06.000 Well, it takes a certain type of dude.

00:38:08.000 Yeah.

00:38:09.000 Like a cop.

00:38:10.000 You could say to a cop, hey, you gotta stand here and guard my car all night long.

00:38:14.000 Now, if you and I were asked to do that, we'd fall asleep, first of all.

00:38:18.000 Yeah.

00:38:18.000 We'd be bored shitless after an hour.

00:38:20.000 I'd be buying snacks.

00:38:21.000 I'd leave.

00:38:21.000 I'd leave for a second.

00:38:23.000 It's 30 seconds. 0.84

00:38:24.000 Yeah, what the hell?

00:38:25.000 No one's gonna steal the car in 30 seconds.

00:38:28.000 I would drive it somewhere and go get a motel and then hope I can be back like that CNN guy one hour before they show up.

00:38:34.000 Right, right.

00:38:35.000 But a cop would just stand there all night.

00:38:37.000 He wouldn't be, he might, you know, look at his phone a couple times, but they're just, it's just after 20 years of guarding stuff, you're just more stoic. 0.99

00:38:48.000 You should hear the shit they talk about, like they're arresting a perp and she bites through his hand, like breaks the skin. 0.99

00:38:56.000 No charges, nothing. 1.00

00:38:58.000 Come on.

00:38:59.000 No, you chose this job, you knew it'd be tough.

00:39:01.000 Like remember at Night of Freedom, where that guy, I think his name's Robert Campbell, he beat up that old Jewish guy because he thought he was a Nazi?

00:39:09.000 He started beating up the cops, not beating up obviously, but fighting the cops, and he put one of the cops in a headlock.

00:39:14.000 And I said, Ooh, that's, that's going to be a doozy.

00:39:17.000 And they go, no, not really.

00:39:19.000 They just say that's rough housing.

00:39:21.000 And you chose a job where there's a lot of rough housing.

00:39:23.000 So you got rough housed.

00:39:25.000 That's bananas.

00:39:26.000 Although if you spit in a cop's face, they're going to treat it a lot differently than if you spat in a person's face, they're going to ramp that up to some sort of serious assault.

00:39:40.000 I'm just not sure that his name was Robert Campbell.

00:39:42.000 I think that was somebody else that was problematic.

00:39:46.000 Okay.

00:39:47.000 Well, let's dig it up, because we don't want to have some poor guy named Robert Campbell harassed.

00:39:52.000 Not that people do that. 0.99

00:39:55.000 I think we're running out of shit to talk about. 0.99

00:39:56.000 I thought I had a lot more to say. 0.99

00:39:57.000 We're getting sponsors in now.

00:39:59.000 We've got some big plans coming.

00:40:01.000 We've got the lawsuit we're working on.

00:40:04.000 I'm boring you.

00:40:06.000 Oh, I've been listening to Treasure Island with my boys, my boy, my youngest boy.

00:40:10.000 It's kind of rough with six-year-olds because, like, 10-year-olds and 12-year-olds, they have phones and they make dates and then they're just gone.

00:40:18.000 Like, they go play basketball or they go with their friends to get... Girls are getting tea now for some reason.

00:40:23.000 But the little one, you know, playdates are something that you've really got to organize.

00:40:27.000 And usually people go away for the weekend when they have a little kid.

00:40:31.000 So this poor little guy is just sitting there.

00:40:34.000 I'm playing with him.

00:40:35.000 So we make a whole Lego thing.

00:40:37.000 We play with magnetic sand.

00:40:40.000 We listen to a book on Amazon Stories.

00:40:42.000 And I look at my watch, it says 10 a.m.

00:40:45.000 All righty.

00:40:46.000 We got another 10 hours of this.

00:40:48.000 I'll tickle you, we'll play hide and seek, I'll chase you. 0.53

00:40:52.000 What time is it now?

00:40:53.000 It's noon!

00:40:53.000 Okay, alrighty.

00:40:56.000 48 and 6 is a tough combo when it comes to keeping each other amused.

00:41:01.000 But anyway, he does these Amazon stories and he likes, kids like seeing the same thing again and again, so he likes hearing the same thing again and again.

00:41:07.000 And I think it's really healthy, he's not staring at a screen, so when he's listening to basically radio plays, then his imagination is conjuring up all these different things, so that's healthy.

00:41:17.000 So I like it.

00:41:19.000 Although I can't stand the stories anymore.

00:41:20.000 I'm going to start like having to wear headphones and listening to other shows.

00:41:24.000 Oh, which reminds me, I was listening to Anthony Cumia's show the other day.

00:41:28.000 It's, I don't know what episode it is.

00:41:29.000 I mean, I can find it here.

00:41:31.000 It was the funniest thing I've heard in a long ass time.

00:41:34.000 What was he talking about?

00:41:35.000 I think it's, um, I think it's Tax 759.

00:41:40.000 But he was talking about, he goes, I don't know how much longer I can come into the city.

00:41:44.000 I can't take it anymore because you got to know, as people who go to New York City every day, it has been getting worse every week since de Blasio came in.

00:41:53.000 And if you go to Philly...

00:41:55.000 You go, oh, there was like a Camp David thing where the politicians sat down with the homeless and the homeless were incredible negotiators and they managed to get the city.

00:42:05.000 This Philly has been handed over to the homeless.

00:42:07.000 They just dance on the streets. 1.00

00:42:09.000 They set up like radios and they have parties and they piss and shit and dance and make out. 0.98

00:42:14.000 And it's just like, it's sort of like life before there was jail where they just, I went to the, there's a, one of the first penitentiaries 0.92

00:42:23.000 In Philly and we went there and they described what jail used to be and just used to be a big room.

00:42:29.000 So there'd be prostitutes getting raped and just people puking and drunk sleeping and people fighting. 0.93

00:42:33.000 It was just like the bad people stadium. 0.95

00:42:37.000 And then they started dividing it into the, you know, individual cells.

00:42:39.000 But Philly is that big room. 0.99

00:42:42.000 It sucks. 0.98

00:42:43.000 I had to step over a passed out guy to get on the tour bus with my family. 0.96

00:42:47.000 And when we were done the tour,

00:42:50.000 He was still there.

00:42:51.000 It was dark out.

00:42:51.000 He had his hand down the front of his pants and a big thing of a takeout container of food.

00:42:57.000 Did you find the guy's name?

00:42:58.000 Yeah, it's David Campbell.

00:43:00.000 David Campbell.

00:43:01.000 By the way, David Campbell is a victim.

00:43:05.000 He's an Antifa guy who's looking at 15 years in prison for beating up someone he assumed was a Nazi. 1.00

00:43:12.000 He's a victim of this stupid Nazi myth too. 1.00

00:43:15.000 They've weaponized the stupidity and weakness of other people. 1.00

00:43:19.000 And the insecurity of rich kids who want substance in their lives because their dads are usually... Rich boomers often grew up poor, so they know their dad fought every day and was a tough kid on the streets of Queens, and now they live in a fancy suburban neighborhood and they feel bad. 0.99

00:43:34.000 Mmm that they're so rich and they they've never been a fight so they go I want to get a fight like you saw with the New York City 9 you saw the Antifa fighting the way he was sort of giddy and Jumping up and down like a little kid.

00:43:44.000 Yeah.

00:43:44.000 He had no it.

00:43:45.000 We're doing it.

00:43:45.000 He had no adrenaline control He was like his knees were shaking.

00:43:48.000 He was like, this is it.

00:43:49.000 Oh my god guys.

00:43:50.000 This is we're doing it Yeah, we're finally getting beaten up

00:43:54.000 Yeah, and it's like the left's morality is pretty, we agree with it, you know, be nice to trans and gays and people of color and stuff, but the way they go about it or the way that they accuse people of being racist is wrong.

00:44:09.000 So they try to like monopolize altruism and be like, these things are bad.

00:44:12.000 I don't understand you.

00:44:13.000 Can you teach a class in confusion?

00:44:16.000 No.

00:44:18.000 People got it.

00:44:20.000 These Antifa

00:44:24.000 are desperate for substance, and they've been brainwashed into thinking that there's these Nazis. 1.00

00:44:29.000 And, you know, if there were people that were about to commit genocide and kill all trans people, yeah, you should punch them in the face. 1.00

00:44:36.000 Pol Pot should have been punched in the face. 1.00

00:44:39.000 Stalin should have been punched in the face. 1.00

00:44:40.000 The guy in your hat there, Che Guevara, yeah, he used to just shoot gays for fun in the head with a handgun. 1.00

00:44:46.000 He was a virulent racist who assassinated about 3,000 people. 1.00

00:44:50.000 He should have been shot. 1.00

00:44:51.000 He should have been taken out. 0.99

00:44:52.000 But the ones you're getting, all these guys in MAGA hats, these Catholic school kids, that's not Pol Pot, dude.

00:44:59.000 Pol Pot's very rare.

00:45:01.000 Like we were talking about this the other day about how many, who's committed genocide.

00:45:06.000 And you think there's like Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot, blah, blah, blah.

00:45:09.000 There's like eight guys in the history of human civilization.

00:45:14.000 So we're talking about, I don't know how many humans there's been.

00:45:17.000 What do you think?

00:45:18.000 20 billion have lived and died?

00:45:20.000 In total?

00:45:22.000 Yeah.

00:45:23.000 Humans to ever live.

00:45:24.000 I bet there's been 20 billion people, that's my guess.

00:45:28.000 107 billion.

00:45:30.000 107 billion?!

00:45:31.000 Yeah.

00:45:31.000 There are currently 7 billion people alive today and the Population Reference Bureau estimates that about 107 billion people have ever lived.

00:45:38.000 That means we are nowhere near close to having more than alive than dead.

00:45:41.000 In fact, there are 15 dead people for every one person living.

00:45:46.000 Okay, so out of all those people, you got 9 people who commit genocide.

00:45:50.000 It's not really a thing.

00:45:52.000 So stop going to rallies with a bike lock and opening up some poor mega kid's head because you think he's going to be the next Pol Pot.

00:45:59.000 It's possibly a little extreme, don't you think?

00:46:02.000 I don't know the numbers on 12 in 100 billion, but pretty low odds.

00:46:08.000 Pretty unlikely you're getting the right guy.

00:46:12.000 Anyway, so Anthony was talking and he goes, it's getting so disgusting. 0.99

00:46:16.000 I'm in Penn Station and I'm walking and I can't get away from this shit smell. 1.00

00:46:20.000 It just reeks of shit. 1.00

00:46:22.000 And then I caught myself out loud to myself saying, I can't get away from this shit smell. 1.00

00:46:28.000 And then he realizes I'm one of the crazies. 0.99

00:46:32.000 Like he goes, you know how there's regulars, there's a lady leaning on the garbage can, and then there's the guy with the sign with his toes, his black toes, filthy toes, pushing out of the bottom of his shoes. 0.98

00:46:42.000 It's a white guy, but his toes aren't black. 0.96

00:46:43.000 It's a white guy, yeah.

00:46:45.000 There's all those regulars, there's the guy with the mustache with his bald.

00:46:50.000 And has writing on his face.

00:46:52.000 And then he goes, I just joined these people. 0.98

00:46:55.000 I'm the newest lunatic. 1.00

00:46:57.000 And then he also later caught himself saying, I can't stand, there's fucking lunatics everywhere! 1.00

00:47:05.000 But he was saying that out loud to himself. 1.00

00:47:07.000 He goes, I'm the new crazy guy. 0.99

00:47:09.000 I'm the anti-lunatic lunatic. 0.90

00:47:11.000 Yeah, as soon as you utter something to the world and you're alone in the city, yeah, you feel it too. 0.84

00:47:17.000 You're like, shouldn't have maybe kept that to myself.

00:47:20.000 One time I cried in the middle of Times Square because I was thinking about my friend that died and I listened to a sad song and I was like, what am I doing?

00:47:28.000 I'm crying in public and this is a place I always go to. 0.62

00:47:31.000 This is in Penn Station. 1.00

00:47:33.000 That's gay. 1.00

00:47:34.000 Yeah.

00:47:35.000 The cop like recognized me.

00:47:36.000 He's like, hey, that's Cry Baby Boy over there.

00:47:40.000 At the end of his little set, he goes, you can't beat him, join him.

00:47:45.000 No, but I'm listening to these, so I finally convince him, I go, let's stop listening to the same seven terrible, unfunny jokes.

00:47:54.000 Is there a harder curse?

00:47:55.000 Is there a worse thing in the world than having to be an entertainer for little kids? 0.99

00:48:00.000 Like singing a song about the letter B, the letter, I would rather be gay. 1.00

00:48:05.000 And I'm not trying to disparage homosexuals. 0.90

00:48:07.000 I'm not gay, so that would be weird for me.

00:48:09.000 What you mean is you'd rather do something that you are just not into? 0.94

00:48:11.000 Yeah, if I was gay, I'd say I'd rather, you know, make out with a chick. 1.00

00:48:16.000 God, I think it might be a place where unbelievably unfunny people go when they want to do comedy, and they can just do, Hi, my name is Joey! 0.88

00:48:25.000 I'm doing a joke for a kid.

00:48:27.000 What are you saying?

00:48:29.000 Oh god, it makes the hair on the back of my neck.

00:48:31.000 Not hard to make kids laugh. 0.98

00:48:32.000 Yeah, you just need poo. 0.93

00:48:34.000 Twist your face up. 0.96

00:48:34.000 They can't do poo on Alexa, but you just have someone just being silly and then the other guy going, uh, what are you talking about? 0.96

00:48:42.000 That's it.

00:48:43.000 Anyway.

00:48:44.000 So I convinced him to get Treasure Island, the book on tape, which is a cool thing, you know?

00:48:50.000 You go to Audible, it's 14 bucks.

00:48:52.000 This is a free ad.

00:48:53.000 Audible, pick me up.

00:48:55.000 And it's only 14 bucks a month and you can just get any book you want on tape.

00:49:01.000 And if it's a real iconic one like Treasure Island, there'll be actors and shit doing it with like seagulls and cannons and stuff.

00:49:09.000 And just when you're cleaning the kitchen or something, you can just put that on.

00:49:12.000 So you add up all your kitchen time, and you could read, like, War and Peace or something.

00:49:16.000 What do you think of that?

00:49:19.000 I think that's a great idea.

00:49:20.000 I haven't tried a book on tape yet.

00:49:22.000 It's cool. 0.95

00:49:23.000 I'm reading a physical book right now, and I fucking love it. 0.94

00:49:25.000 I really do. 0.99

00:49:27.000 And you know what sucks too? 0.99

00:49:28.000 It makes me want to drink less because when I read drunk, I don't remember what the fuck I read. 0.99

00:49:31.000 Oh, you gotta slow down. 0.98

00:49:32.000 Yeah.

00:49:33.000 Yeah.

00:49:33.000 I was reading, I'm still reading that giant Dempsey book and last night I'd had a few whiskeys and I was like, I'm not retaining any of this.

00:49:38.000 No.

00:49:39.000 It sucks because you want to read it, but you don't remember, right? 0.97

00:49:42.000 And it's good. 0.98

00:49:43.000 It's fun.

00:49:43.000 The first couple of drinks.

00:49:45.000 I'm at this point now in the book where he's making a million dollars a fight. 1.00

00:49:49.000 Shit. 1.00

00:49:49.000 This is in 1920. 1.00

00:49:50.000 Wow.

00:49:52.000 What's the, what's that equivalent today?

00:49:53.000 A hundred million? 0.96

00:49:54.000 That's retarded. 1.00

00:49:56.000 Anyway, sorry, I'm taking a long time to say this, but I realized pirates are Irish. 0.94

00:50:06.000 And I'm not just talking about Ireland, but they were poor.

00:50:09.000 And yes, all the brave soldiers were English.

00:50:11.000 The English had money.

00:50:12.000 You could afford to have nobility back then.

00:50:16.000 Sorry to interrupt.

00:50:17.000 So a million dollars in 1920,

00:50:20.000 Would equal to 12 million now.

00:50:24.000 The same purchasing power of 12 million in 2018.

00:50:26.000 Oh, I thought it would be way more.

00:50:28.000 I'm really shitty with guesses today.

00:50:29.000 That's pretty big.

00:50:31.000 Times 12?

00:50:31.000 Alright, so... Yeah, if you listen to Pirates, and I'm not joking, I'm thinking they were mostly Irish.

00:50:41.000 And they have that, surely there was like the Muslim pirates, the barbers or whatever, who would steal our Christian woman. 1.00

00:50:47.000 But I'm talking about the more modern version. 0.99

00:50:49.000 The ones that would be hanged. 0.90

00:50:51.000 No, not hung. 1.00

00:50:52.000 It's hanged if it's a person.

00:50:54.000 They were Irish.

00:50:55.000 And you think about the accent.

00:50:57.000 I'm a pirate.

00:50:59.000 This is an Irish accent.

00:51:01.000 You see it?

00:51:02.000 Do you see what I'm saying?

00:51:03.000 Yeah.

00:51:03.000 It's an Irish accent.

00:51:05.000 And they love drinking.

00:51:09.000 Rom, thanks for the input.

00:51:12.000 Alright, I had a few more things I wanted to cover today.

00:51:15.000 Uh-oh, did I just delete something?

00:51:17.000 I think there were pirates from all over the place, by the way. 0.99

00:51:19.000 Holy shit. 1.00

00:51:20.000 What? 0.99

00:51:22.000 Oh, okay, it's back.

00:51:24.000 Nice.

00:51:26.000 So yeah, let's wrap it up.

00:51:28.000 This could have been a funnier podcast.

00:51:29.000 I'm not too thrilled with this one.

00:51:31.000 What about you?

00:51:32.000 Notice we're not drinking alcohol.

00:51:34.000 I liked it.

00:51:35.000 Maybe it is just as good.

00:51:36.000 I just feel better about the ones where we drink because I feel good because I'm drinking.

00:51:40.000 Sure.

00:51:43.000 Well, I think we did justice to the topics at hand.

00:51:45.000 I think you did.

00:51:46.000 I think the laughs were a little sparse, but it's not always funny, this life of ours.

00:51:50.000 Not always a laughing one.

00:51:51.000 Plus, our friend just got arrested by the FBI.

00:51:53.000 Yeah, and we talked about dead cops.

00:51:55.000 Where were the jokes supposed to be, folks? 1.00

00:51:57.000 Give us a fucking break. 0.99

00:51:58.000 Yeah, Raphael Ramos and Wenjian Liu. 0.99

00:52:02.000 We still got to find out, I'm not going to hang up the phone until you find out how many people were at the Osama Bin Laden thing and how many were at Roger Stone's thing.

00:52:11.000 Anyone who thinks that this is genuinely about a threat to America and the FBI needed that many SWAT teams, anyone who thinks that the CNN was there in time, anyone who thinks that the NYC9 are a roving hate gang, picking on random people that they disagree with,

00:52:29.000 If you believe that, I don't believe you.

00:52:32.000 I don't believe that you genuinely believe that.

00:52:34.000 I think that you like the way that it's bad for Trump and it makes you feel better about yourself.

00:52:40.000 But I don't think you honestly believe that.

00:52:42.000 You're a flat earther. 0.98

00:52:44.000 You're a Satanist.

00:52:45.000 You're someone who's chosen a certain belief system because it suits you.

00:52:50.000 It's like an outfit.

00:52:51.000 You're wearing an outfit.

00:52:52.000 It's like when hipsters would wear Carhartt and stuff. 0.88

00:52:55.000 They don't really need a Carhartt.

00:52:56.000 They don't need Carhartt overalls.

00:52:58.000 They're not doing any woodwork.

00:52:59.000 They got the lumberjack beard and the plaid shirt.

00:53:02.000 I do it too.

00:53:02.000 You should see the way I've been dressing these days with my puffy vest.

00:53:05.000 I look like a contractor in Vermont.

00:53:07.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:53:08.000 I don't know how to fix shit. 0.99

00:53:10.000 I'm posing. 0.99

00:53:11.000 It's like my buddy Tommy said, the electrician. 0.97

00:53:15.000 He goes, I bet when you, because I used to have a place upstate and he goes, I bet when you moved up here, you got all excited because you thought this is a whole new fucking wardrobe I can wear. 0.87

00:53:24.000 And I was like, that's exactly true, sir. 0.75

00:53:27.000 I got my whole, like, Red Wing boots and Carhartt overalls for doing minor repairs around the house.

00:53:33.000 I'm totally and utterly guilty of that.

00:53:36.000 Can't you just look up how many people were there?

00:53:38.000 Yeah, they don't say it because I think SEAL Team 6 indicates that there are six people in it.

00:53:44.000 But I don't think that that's the case.

00:53:46.000 Like, how could that be?

00:53:47.000 I mean, they killed 22 people.

00:53:47.000 Six dudes took them down?

00:53:49.000 Yeah.

00:53:50.000 But, I mean, I've... They've really, uh...

00:53:54.000 How many people...

00:53:56.000 Okay, yeah.

00:53:57.000 So stealth Blackhawk helicopters take off from Afghanistan carrying... Afghanistan? 0.96

00:54:02.000 That sounds fun.

00:54:03.000 I know.

00:54:04.000 Is Willy Wonka the main cleric there?

00:54:06.000 No, it's just a bunch of jackets. 0.93

00:54:10.000 Afghanistan is like a terrorist hellhole, but it's made of chocolate. 1.00

00:54:17.000 The bullets are M&Ms. 1.00

00:54:20.000 It's Afghanistan.

00:54:21.000 The RPGs taste like RPGs.

00:54:25.000 You know that ride that's like a bunch of planes that go up and down?

00:54:28.000 Like the Dumbo ride?

00:54:30.000 Well, we know what happens.

00:54:31.000 It's like Dessert Island instead of Desert Island.

00:54:34.000 Desert Island.

00:54:36.000 So yeah, 25 Navy SEALs.

00:54:38.000 25.

00:54:39.000 And then how many did Bin Laden... I confuse the two now because they're such a threat. 0.99

00:54:45.000 How many FBI SWAT were there?

00:54:48.000 27, I think?

00:54:48.000 It was the last count?

00:54:49.000 So let's just say the same.

00:54:54.000 And the FBI SWAT, that's not easy to get into.

00:54:57.000 You gotta be in the FBI for a long-ass time before you make it into SWAT.

00:55:01.000 It's like a whole other academy.

00:55:03.000 So whether there's 27 or 29 ninjas is pretty irrelevant.

00:55:08.000 Especially with all the gear on and everything.

00:55:10.000 29 SEAL Team 6 guys are not much scarier than 27.

00:55:16.000 I think they have, like, five of them are irrelevant.

00:55:18.000 They're such a force, right?

00:55:20.000 Where was Roger's, um, you know, henchman?

00:55:23.000 He doesn't have henchmen! 1.00

00:55:25.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:55:26.000 They scared the shit out of his fucking dogs! 1.00

00:55:29.000 That's pretty funny. 1.00

00:55:29.000 And he's a big dog guy. 1.00

00:55:31.000 Like bumper stickers on the car, I love my little fucking chihuahua or whatever. 1.00

00:55:35.000 Oh man. 0.99

00:55:37.000 So, I mean, isn't it, how can you not see it?

00:55:40.000 And then they just, like CNN that whole morning was so excited about their awesome journalism and how, this is it, we've got him on the Russian collusion.

00:55:48.000 And you go, are you blind?

00:55:50.000 Like, didn't you see all those SWAT team guys going in an old man's house? 0.97

00:55:55.000 Didn't you see your own, your fellow member of the press lie and say it's five o'clock?

00:56:00.000 Do you really think cops are out there?

00:56:03.000 I saw a Black Lives Matter sign on a $2 million home in Connecticut this weekend.

00:56:10.000 No black person was within a 20 mile radius. 0.98

00:56:14.000 And that sign means, the best, best you could say it means is, cops are killing too many unarmed black children. 0.99

00:56:21.000 Please stop. 0.96

00:56:22.000 These kids matter.

00:56:23.000 Now, I don't think that's true, but I understand that argument.

00:56:27.000 If so, if you are going to make that argument, it should be in Baltimore, in the south side of Chicago, it should be in Detroit, in Connecticut?

00:56:39.000 Who are you saying it to?

00:56:41.000 The local cops there?

00:56:42.000 What are they, they don't, they're not killing anyone.

00:56:45.000 I mean, anyway.

00:56:47.000 Yeah, that's true.

00:56:48.000 We're living in peak clown world folks.

00:56:51.000 And, uh, the next podcast is going to be funnier.

00:56:54.000 I'll keep you up to date on what's happening with Roger.

00:56:57.000 I got the inside scoop and, uh, anyone who thinks, you know, it is what it, you know, my daughter, the other day, she said, did you know that, uh, PETA kills 70,000 dogs a year?

00:57:09.000 And I just dropped to my knees.

00:57:11.000 Thank God.

00:57:12.000 Thank you.

00:57:12.000 Yeah.

00:57:13.000 Thank you.

00:57:14.000 Nice.

00:57:15.000 Just because you're called people for the ethical treatment of animals doesn't mean that it's people for the ethical treatment of animals.

00:57:23.000 Just because you hear that the guy who made the Mohammed video went to jail doesn't mean he deserves to go to jail. 0.66

00:57:28.000 Just because you heard that Roger Stone lied and there's all kinds of evidence about collusion, even if the person goes to jail, it doesn't mean they were guilty.

00:57:37.000 Half the time they were taking a plea because there were so many people were out to get them.

00:57:43.000 So please, folks, let's bring color back and let's please bring some curiosity back!

00:57:49.000 Look it up!

00:57:50.000 And check the source, too!

00:57:52.000 The SPLC ain't no source!

00:57:56.000 See you soon.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - January 28, 2019

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #108 | Roger Stone did nothing wrong

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