This week, we have a guest on the show, Copper Cab. He's a comedian, actor, podcaster, and all-around douchebag. He also happens to be a pretty good friend of mine, and I invited him to fight me in a boxing match in the middle of the night at a local gym. He accepted, so we decided to play a little game of "Who's Going To Win?" and see who's going to come out on top. Spoiler alert: it's not going to be me. We also talk about the upcoming Conor McGregor vs. Conor McGregor fight, and how we're going to make tickets to it at a gym in New York City. And we talk about why we think it's a good idea to have a fight in a real life boxing match, and why it should be at a real gym. Also, we discuss why we don't want to fight in real life, and what we'd like to see Conor McGregor do to his opponent. And we discuss how much money we'd be willing to pay for the fight. We'll be building a place to hold the fight, so if you want to buy tickets to Conor's fight, we'll make it an exclusive on the site, you better hurry up and make it happen! Thanks for listening and tweet us your thoughts! Timestamps: 5:00 - Copper Cab vs. Gavin Cottrell 8:30 - Who's Coming Out On Top? 9:20 - Conor McGregor VS. Gav and Gav 11: What do you think? 16:15 - Is it a good fight? 17: Should we fight in the ring? 18:00- What's the worst thing Conor McGregor should do? 19:30- What are you scared of? 21:00 22:10 - What can I do with Conor McGregor? 26:30 27:40 - What's your worst enemy? 29:00 Can I fight Conor McGregor or Gav & Gav s chances? 32:00 Is Gav's best chance of winning? 33:00 Do you like it? 35: Can I have a shot at the fight at the gym? 36:00 What would you be scared of Conor McGregor's place? 37:00 Does Gav have a chance to win? 39:00 Should I go to the fight? 40:00 Gav vs Gav?
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00:03:36.000I'm doing this because he's been on our show, and here's my plan.
00:03:40.000When we relaunch this new show, oops, I just gave it away, we're building it now.
00:03:45.000It's going to take a few months to build the site.
00:03:47.000So I want to make the fight exclusive on the site.
00:03:51.000We can't sell tickets to it here, because it'll get mobbed and death-threaded and antifa'd to death.
00:03:56.000But we'll do it at a gym, we'll shoot it, and then it'll be like you come on, you subscribe to my new show, and you get to see the fight.
00:04:06.000And I've talked to, well, I'm telling him now that I've talked to Jim's and I have a place set up and I'm telling Copper Cab publicly, yes, I accept your offer, but I don't want people to think that this is a thing now.
00:06:01.000So he's been pushing this and nagging me and then it was after that I didn't read his book and he wanted to fight me and let's give the proceeds to charity and he kept talking about it.
00:06:09.000I'm like, dude, you don't just get to fight people that you don't like.
00:06:12.000Like, do you think I get to call up Jon Stewart and say, in the ring, Stewart, next week, and then Chris Hayes week after that?
00:06:20.000You don't get to just go through these people that annoy you and get to punch them, especially if they're not pro fighters and that's not what they're about.
00:06:27.000I mean, a debate, facts-wise, is reasonable.
00:06:31.000You know, facts-wise, a vocal debate, what am I trying to say?
00:06:35.000As opposed to what kind of debate, a penis debate?
00:06:37.000That's like human history, why am I- A smelling debate?
00:06:41.000We can have a word debate, as Steve Harvey said of the Jussie thing.
00:07:18.000And the irony, there's a few guys like this who are ex-Nazi skinheads who go around preaching love and stuff, and I'm sorry guys, you were Nazi skinheads.
00:07:30.000The dangers of hate and how we need to be better people.
00:07:34.000That's like a guy getting busted for shoplifting and then doing a speaking tour about, you know, you got to understand that companies, they spend a lot of money and when you rob, when you steal even gum from CVS, that hits their bottom line.
00:11:21.000First of all, you describe this guy who sounds like he's dressed like a Rastafarian or something, and the rope, the murder weapon, just happened to be hanging out of the bottom of his sweatshirt?
00:11:31.000Wait, did earlier, did it not say camo?
00:12:01.000He was a white man with scruff on his face wearing a blue winter beanie, a blue zip-up sweatshirt with a hood, and blue jeans that were too short exposing thick gray hunting socks with camo color.
00:13:52.000And she's probably so thrilled to have a cool black gay friend in such a fancy building there because they're in a really ritzy part of Chicago.
00:14:01.000So those kind of people, they don't want a black friend really bad to give them some depth.
00:14:05.000So she was probably like, yeah, my friend's in Empire.
00:14:59.000The letters real he's a famous guy right famous gay guy Some black dude probably caught himself rubbing one out thinking about him And he punched a hole in his wall because he was so mad at himself, and then he sent Jussie He's probably like 14 13 14 and then he sent Jussie that letter saying dive dick fag gay dick
00:15:35.000Now, Jussie either was intoxicated by the attention that brought him, or he wanted to... Now, I think there is no or.
00:15:47.000Because if he wanted more protection, he wouldn't have refused the bodyguard that Fox offered him.
00:15:53.000So I think he just, everyone freaked the fuck out when he got that letter.
00:15:56.000And then he went, hey, yeah, I kind of like being this victim guy.
00:16:01.000And then he staged this whole thing where he came home and he said just to the guy at his house, I was just beaten up by MAGA guys.
00:16:11.000And he was just thought, maybe I'll get a BJ out of it or whatever and then the guy will buy me a nice watch and then we can get on with our day.
00:16:17.000And then the guy freaked out and called the cops.
00:16:20.000And then that's, it's been shit hitting fans ever since.
00:16:24.000But I'm sorry to keep dwelling on it, but it's pretty interesting the way it gets reported.
00:16:28.000Because you can see like, there was that woman yesterday who said, it's been verified that they said MAGA, this is MAGA country.
00:16:34.000And then you read the verification and it's Jussie.
00:17:27.000He didn't want, he told them to turn off their body cams too, so he was lying and liars don't want footage, they don't want to incriminate themselves.
00:17:32.000So turn off the body cams, you can't have my phone.
00:20:38.000They already had a domestic disturbance.
00:20:41.000He must know that, you know, they're not going to get married and they're not going to Niagara Falls together on a road trip.
00:20:50.000Maybe somewhere in his brain, so it's just kind of like a, it's almost like a dummy relationship, like a, I don't know how to explain it.
00:21:00.000For example, young girls are really into, first they're into like pussies, boy band guys, because they're not quite ready for a dude, they're only a little girl.
00:21:09.000So they start with like a girl that's just not a girl, but it's a girl.
00:23:11.000This is a King of Queens episode, by the way.
00:23:13.000There's a waitress who's really flirtatious and kind to him, and he sort of fake falls in love with her, and then he sees her with other guys doing it, and he's totally crushed.
00:23:21.000So I notice when he's around, and he's a very decent, awesome guy, like he helps me buy wine if I'm having a dinner or something, I'll catch myself being kind of pissed.
00:24:35.000All right, another thing I wanted to get into here on the HodgePodge Show, the Brick-A-Brack episode, is I've been thinking a lot about your comedy, your stand-up comedy.
00:27:39.000Uh, and it's a really good song by Project Pat, and I listen to it a lot, and white people have this thing where we think we know rap better than we do.
00:27:57.000We bald head weave up your hair is messed up He's got a disease called Herb's palsy which resulted in his right arm not completely growing making it look deformed Herb's palsy.
00:29:23.000So, uh, the song, the music's playing and they got the doors open and they're singing to each other like, bald head weave up, your hair is messed up.
00:29:33.000And I'm like, well, I know this song really well.
00:29:35.000Cause I listened to it all the time and I've just put it on a bunch of mixes and it's my jam.
00:30:40.000Like, we're best friends in a rap video, and I'm even moving the way they are, like, with my fingers pointed like guns sort of thing, like, and then moving my shoulders up and down, like, chicken, chicken, bald head, nappy weave, and then as they're singing, I realize I don't know the words.
00:31:09.000And then I just sort of went, I just sort of circled away like almost like a boxing deke, like, I got to get out of this horrible situation.
00:31:17.000And then I went back and Trevor was like, his jaw was just hanging off his face.
00:31:23.000And he goes, I am never going to let you live that down.
00:31:28.000That is the most, and it, I haven't lived it down.
00:31:32.000Like, I'll be driving, this was probably, well, look up when Chickenhead was.
00:31:49.000So, but it was like 19, 18 years ago, whatever it is, 17 years ago, and I'll still be driving and I'll think of like, I don't even have to hear the song, but I'll see their car doors open, and it was like a hot summer night, and I thought I was in a Pepsi commercial, and I just jump in, hey, bald head!
00:32:55.000Now this is 1983, and he had a Mohawk.
00:32:59.000Punk was kind of new to us all, even though it was already sort of dead in Britain.
00:33:04.00083 was pretty early to be a punk rocker.
00:33:06.000And it's not like you could, all the stuff you bought, you had to order from Britain.
00:33:10.000And he had a Mohawk, which was unheard of.
00:33:11.000And I remember hearing that at the hair salon or wherever he went to to have it done, he would stare in the mirror and totally ball them out if they fucked up one little portion of it.
00:33:20.000Which in retrospect, what a fucking douche.
00:33:23.000But back when we were little kids, it was, holy shit man, he's a total badass when it comes to getting a mohawk.
00:33:30.000So, I had just been doing a lot of research about punk.
00:33:39.000I was falling down the hall and I was like, hey, so looks like there's a lot of dead Kennedys over at the Holiday in the Sun who are getting exploited by, oh damned.
00:33:56.000And I was like trying to make a sentence with all punk bands in the name and I hadn't even practiced at first.
00:34:09.000So he's not like, in my perfect chicken head world, he comes back with like, oh yeah, that's totally, well, I hope you don't get stranglersed by the, and then he- At Rockaway Beach.
00:35:12.000So then I'm following Dan to his class and then he finally turns around and he's at the door and I'm standing at the door like, I don't know what I'm waiting for, a fucking kiss on the lips.
00:35:24.000And he goes, well, you must be a punk rocker then.
00:35:29.000And then goes into this classroom and I, I just realized in a huge tsunami of shame, what a fucking dork I must be.
00:35:40.000Well, I guess you're, that's like a cool thing to say to make you like, he was cool while really sarcastic and mean and his eyes were bulging out of his head.
00:35:49.000I think he had glasses on and he was like, well, you must be a punk rocker then.
00:36:15.000I'll take Chicken Head to my fucking grave.
00:36:17.000Did I ever tell you about the story I had a crush on Cindy in my school?
00:36:20.000And Cindy kissed my friend Jonathan, and by the cubbies, before getting sat, you know, before you sit on your desk, I'm sitting at your desk, I went up to her and I was like, so you kiss Jonathan but you don't kiss me, and I like slammed something or just walked away.
00:36:35.000Oh yeah, you told me that story before.
00:36:55.000Yeah, I have some punk tapes, too, where the barter in between songs, there's one particular one that sticks out in my head where I go, this next one is about how society tries to control you.
00:37:10.000And then there's another one where I'm talking about recycling and I'm like, everyone, don't forget to recycle!
00:37:15.000You get your cans out there and just, you flatten them.
00:37:57.000So I'm sitting there at the rink and I'm having a hot dog or something by myself and I've got, you know, my flared jeans and probably a polyester shirt on that says disco sucks.
00:38:08.000And this cool guy who's like nine sits down next to me.
00:39:25.000Yeah, cadet, you know, training program, whatever.
00:39:27.000And my grandfather was in NAMM, so he, you know, got out of there.
00:39:31.000He was a sergeant, then he got demoted because him and his friends were, they caused a ruckus in town one night and just partying.
00:39:37.000So, he was a corporal, whatever, and he was, one night, you know, I'm in high school still, he's drunk, this is back when he drank, he doesn't drink anymore, it's been years, and he was depressed, and he was feeling like suicidal, and he was drunk and like sobbing, so I went to his room, and I was talking to him, telling him I love him, and I said, on your feet, soldier!
00:40:17.000I know a guy, we could do a million of other people's too, because everyone has about four or five, but his parents are getting divorced, and he thought, I gotta help my dad.
00:40:27.000I know my dad's really depressed because it was the wife that was leaving his dad.
00:40:30.000So he was kind of goth at the time, and his dad is in the kitchen, and so
00:40:37.000He had written out the lyrics to Boys Don't Cry by The Cure, which we should probably look up.
00:41:19.000And he was basically, I guess, suggesting that he, his dad give this to the mom, or at least take it in and realize that there's nothing you can do, but you gotta be brave and boys don't cry.
00:41:31.000And I would break down on your feet and beg forgiveness, plead with you, but I know that it's too late and now there's nothing I can do.
00:41:36.000So his dad walks in, his dad's like a dad, like a bald guy with a mustache.
00:41:50.000This dad walks in and he just he taps his finger to the cork board that's in the kitchen where you put grocery lists and he's pinned the lyrics to Boys Don't Cry and he taps it with his finger twice and then walks out of the room.
00:42:06.000Cause in his mind his dad's gonna like pull out the thumbtack and just sit there with the paper and go, so I try to laugh about it, cover it all up with lies.
00:43:26.000They would represent themselves on trial and they'd be so sleep deprived and insane that they would be their own lawyers and they would recommend the death penalty for themselves because he had destroyed them.
00:43:36.000And so they became the greatest weapon against themselves.
00:43:39.000And that's what I'm doing to you right now.
00:45:20.000There's ways to even yell it funny, but I didn't commit.
00:45:22.000Yeah, you should have been way more bombastic.
00:45:23.000But also, why would your dad be writing you a letter about how you're gonna go to the beach?
00:45:29.000Like you should have made it a different scenario.
00:45:31.000So like you should have said, not that we should be coaching your most embarrassing moment of your life, because obviously it could be better.
00:45:39.000But you could have said that the, I can't believe I'm coaching you through this, but you could have said the first one was like, he'll be telling me something and then he'll say, Ryan, don't worry about it.
00:48:42.000That's why women are often saying, I want to talk to the manager and men are like, uh, if the manager's around, if not, I guess I'll deal with it later.
00:48:49.000Cause they've been punched in the face.
00:49:20.000And that's probably why, you know, you have all these hyper leftists being so snarky and trying to shut down people's lives and trying to get people fired and banned because they've never, they're just spoiled brats who've never been there.
00:49:33.000And they, you know, it's, there's more than just getting punched in the face.
00:50:19.000We will see you on Monday with some all new exciting content.
00:50:25.000Let's stay tuned to the Jussie saga because I think that flying neighbor may have protected him and I think he's gonna get away with this but I'm 94% sure it's a hoax.