Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - December 22, 2017


Get Off My Lawn Podcast #13 | How To Pick up Chicks

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In this episode, I talk about how to pick up chicks and how to get into a relationship. I also talk a little bit about porn and why it s a problem. Peace and Love, POP Buchanan. Pop Buchanan is a standup comedian, standup comic, and actor. He has appeared on Comedy Central, MTV, Comedy Central and many other network shows throughout his career. He is married to his long-term girlfriend, and they have two kids together. He is a former Marine, and served time in the Marine Corps, the Navy, the Air Force, the Marines, the National Guard and the Navy SEAL Teams, and the Special Operations Division. His name is POP Buchanan, and he is a member of the Proud Boys and the Boy Scouts of America. The Proud Boys are anti-pornography, and we don t want you hiding alone in your room beating off. You need to quit smoking, quit drinking, stop doing drugs and stop all that other stuff that starts with not masturbating. That starts with quitting smoking. If you don t already smoke, you need to get in a fistfight. I don t give a shit if you're a virgin, but if you don't do it, you're not going to get out of it until you've got a problem with it. Peace and love, POP Buchanan . Get Off My Lawn! Peace & Love, Pop Buchanan - POP Buchanan - P.S. - PICK UP CHECK OUT THIS EPISODE AND PICK ME UP AND GIVE ME A PODCAST AND I'LL TELL ME HOW TO CATCH A CHICKET AND ENJOY IT'S A GOOD ONE. - CHEER AND A FRIENDS THAT'S OKAY TO TALK ABOUT IT? - BECAUSE I'M TALKING ABOUT IT AND A GOOD THING AND A FAST AND A LIP AND A DOUBT AND A PEDCAST AND A BOUGOT A CHEEOTHEY AND A KEEOTCH AND A TOTTER AND A VYOTHE'S AND A GOT A BOWLE AND A SWELL AND A PLOT AND A JOTIE AND A COUCH AND SOMETHEH AND A QOTHE AND A THOTIE, AND A YOO AND A CHEOTHE HE'LL GYOTIE?

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00:00:36.000 Peace and love.
00:00:37.000 Peace and love.
00:00:39.000 How to pick up chicks. 0.98
00:00:43.000 You know, amidst all of these controversies, I'm getting a little worried about young men.
00:00:51.000 And I'm scared that they're going to be too scared to hit on girls.
00:00:57.000 Can you imagine being a single man right now?
00:01:00.000 You know, I was talking to my brother, he's 30, or 34, something like that, and he said out of all of his friends, out of all the couples, 100% of them have a male cook.
00:01:17.000 I gotta work on rephrasing that.
00:01:20.000 Out of all my brother's friends who are in a relationship,
00:01:23.000 Within those groups, the guy always cooks.
00:01:26.000 Not once does the woman cook. 1.00
00:01:28.000 And I've come across this a few times. 0.93
00:01:31.000 I used to work with a guy, we'd be having drinks after work and he'd go, oh crap, I gotta get back.
00:01:36.000 Why, what's going on?
00:01:38.000 My wife's really hungry, I gotta make her something. 1.00
00:01:42.000 If we were going on a business trip, he would pre-prepare
00:01:45.000 Like a chicken casserole that would be ready to put in the oven.
00:01:49.000 And I'm not talking about one case, I'm talking about many cases where the woman couldn't feed herself.
00:01:57.000 Like my other buddy, an old drinking buddy, this was back when I was single, he'd go, oh man, I gotta get back, she hasn't eaten all day.
00:02:03.000 And I'd go, it's not a goldfish!
00:02:06.000 What are you, just sprinkle some food along the top?
00:02:09.000 She comes up and eats it? 1.00
00:02:11.000 Are you just in the relationship for the fellatio? 1.00
00:02:13.000 Because she doesn't have any legs. 1.00
00:02:18.000 Um...
00:02:20.000 So it's a strange time.
00:02:22.000 It's a genderless time. 1.00
00:02:23.000 There's no roles.
00:02:25.000 And that's not a huge deal when it comes to food, obviously.
00:02:28.000 But it becomes a bigger deal when it comes to courting.
00:02:31.000 And I want to do this episode on how to pick up chicks because I'm the master, obviously. 0.99
00:02:37.000 But I also want to make it a sort of a broader look at gender and these roles we have and how I think a lot of men are lost now.
00:02:48.000 Or a lot of them just give up and go to their computers.
00:02:50.000 That's why we're so anti-pornography here at the Proud Boys.
00:02:54.000 Because we don't want you hiding alone in your room. 0.87
00:02:57.000 Beating off.
00:02:58.000 I mean, what's sadder than that?
00:03:00.000 You're sitting there watching a movie. 0.79
00:03:04.000 You're watching a video of two people, who don't even like each other by the way, having sex.
00:03:10.000 And this has already happened.
00:03:12.000 So you're watching footage of a previous act.
00:03:16.000 Could have happened years ago.
00:03:18.000 And there you are, just jerking it to, you know, when they say you look at a star and it could have burnt out years ago, but you're just seeing the sort of refuse of the light, because it takes that long for light to travel to you.
00:03:33.000 That's what you're watching.
00:03:34.000 You're watching a dead star. 0.97
00:03:36.000 That anus that you're looking at, that brown star, is a dead star. 1.00
00:03:40.000 That happened a long ass time ago. 0.98
00:03:42.000 What is sadder than that? 1.00
00:03:44.000 It's pathetic! 1.00
00:03:46.000 And the only thing worse than it is people defending it. 0.99
00:03:51.000 Like I used to work with this guy, Ben Ratner.
00:03:53.000 We called him Rat.
00:03:55.000 And I'd say, look, Rat, you're a virgin. 0.90
00:03:58.000 You're 23. 0.97
00:03:59.000 I want to help you.
00:04:00.000 You need a motorbike.
00:04:01.000 You need a leather jacket.
00:04:02.000 You need to grow out some of your facial hair.
00:04:04.000 You need to drink. 0.83
00:04:05.000 You need to do drugs.
00:04:07.000 You need to get in a fist fight. 1.00
00:04:09.000 And that all starts with not masturbating. 0.99
00:04:13.000 Stop. 0.99
00:04:14.000 Quit porn.
00:04:14.000 He goes, no way!
00:04:15.000 No thanks!
00:04:17.000 And I go, pardon me?
00:04:18.000 You're defending that?
00:04:20.000 That's, like you say to a smoker, you need to quit smoking, they don't go, no way, Jose, I love it.
00:04:24.000 They go, yeah, I got a, I'm on it.
00:04:26.000 I'm trying, I'm gonna try Nicorette gum.
00:04:29.000 But he goes, yep, no thanks, I'm good.
00:04:32.000 He said, and I quote, that's all I got.
00:04:35.000 Yeah, that's the problem, dude.
00:04:39.000 Now, the problem with me talking about picking up chicks is I'm half a century old.
00:04:45.000 I was born before tight jeans.
00:05:05.000 I think I was born before JFK was shot.
00:05:07.000 I'm not very good with history.
00:05:09.000 Let me just look that up.
00:05:10.000 JFK shot.
00:05:11.000 1963.
00:05:12.000 Sorry, no I wasn't born then.
00:05:19.000 So I'm talking to you, and you have dating apps. 0.99
00:05:22.000 And my understanding of these dating apps is you just go and get a blowjob. 0.99
00:05:25.000 It's just a given. 0.99
00:05:27.000 That's really sad, I think.
00:05:29.000 That's like being in a band.
00:05:32.000 I'm sure after the fifth groupie, you sort of go, this is not romantic.
00:05:36.000 I honestly believe men are romantic.
00:05:39.000 We're sort of seen as, we just want to bang and run.
00:05:41.000 But I don't think that's true.
00:05:43.000 I think we like to cuddle.
00:05:45.000 I think we want to go for breakfast with you the next day. 0.98
00:05:49.000 And I've talked to porn stars, like Mercedes Carrera told me that men in these porn where they're, you know, violent towards these women and choke fucking them and all that, they will steal a little break and go off with one of the girls and just sort of hold her and kiss her and stroke her hair while they make love. 0.95
00:06:08.000 And the director will go, what the hell's going on? 0.99
00:06:09.000 Get over here. 0.99
00:06:10.000 Stop it with that disgusting snuggling.
00:06:13.000 Get back to work. 1.00
00:06:15.000 Get back to degrading her, you softy. 0.99
00:06:21.000 That's why I could never really get into prostitutes. 1.00
00:06:24.000 Because it's so clinical.
00:06:27.000 And it's like, yeah, okay, so here's the deal.
00:06:29.000 200 bucks, you can do this, you can do that.
00:06:32.000 You got 40 minutes.
00:06:34.000 What are you, a dude? 1.00
00:06:38.000 That's what's so sad about gay sex. 1.00
00:06:41.000 Alright, let's get started. 1.00
00:06:42.000 Alright, we're gonna do it.
00:06:43.000 Okay.
00:06:45.000 My wife worked with a gay guy once, and, uh, he would... She worked in fashion, so I shouldn't say once.
00:06:50.000 I should say all the time. 1.00
00:06:53.000 And he would just sort of be horny, and he'd go, ah, fuck. 1.00
00:06:55.000 I'm gonna go. 1.00
00:06:56.000 I'm gonna go get laid.
00:06:57.000 He would get up from his desk.
00:07:00.000 They were in Soho at the time.
00:07:01.000 And he would just walk around Soho, and then sort of do the eyes.
00:07:05.000 Hey.
00:07:07.000 And then they'd go down in an alleyway. 0.99
00:07:08.000 He would receive a blowjob, and then he would come back to work. 0.99
00:07:11.000 Ah, there we go. 0.99
00:07:13.000 I mean, on the one hand, that sounds awesome.
00:07:16.000 If the genders were correct. 0.98
00:07:18.000 But on the other hand, it's profoundly sad.
00:07:22.000 And I was talking to a guy about this, a conservative in New York, and I said, I want to talk about picking up chicks on my podcast, but I have a feeling it's not a problem.
00:07:33.000 And he goes, yeah, actually, I'm at the point now where I just want love.
00:07:37.000 I just want to hold someone.
00:07:39.000 I want a relationship.
00:07:41.000 Like he'd been too laid. 0.99
00:07:44.000 And it reminds me of graffiti I saw in Israel, where it said in Hebrew, hey Tinder, my dick is broken, I want love. 1.00
00:07:54.000 And in Israeli, my dick is broken means I've had enough. 0.99
00:07:59.000 I can't handle it anymore. 0.99
00:08:00.000 It's a weird saying, too.
00:08:02.000 They'll say it in a business sense. 0.99
00:08:04.000 My dick is broken, I can't work with this client anymore. 0.99
00:08:09.000 So there definitely is, it's definitely possible that I'm sitting here telling you how to have sex and the opposite problem is going on where there's just too much sex and it's too clinical and there's not enough romance. 0.99
00:08:22.000 That's conceivable.
00:08:23.000 You know I talk to these millennials and they tell me that
00:08:26.000 25-year-olds, when you start getting serious with them, they think you're desperate. 0.99
00:08:30.000 They think you're a loser. 0.84
00:08:32.000 Because in women's minds these days, a 25-year-old is like 16. 1.00
00:08:38.000 So she doesn't understand why you want to settle down.
00:08:40.000 I'm just a 25-year-old.
00:08:41.000 I'm a teenager.
00:08:42.000 Meanwhile, ladies, you really only got five years left of breeding. 1.00
00:08:48.000 The hourglass turns upside down at 30.
00:08:50.000 The sand is dwindling till 35.
00:08:53.000 You can still have a kid.
00:08:54.000 My mom had my brother when she was 40.
00:08:56.000 My wife had my youngest when she was 41. 0.99
00:08:58.000 But A, you're an old parent, like me, which sucks. 0.90
00:09:03.000 And B, those aren't the statistical odds. 0.95
00:09:07.000 Statistically,
00:09:08.000 You're looking at fertility drugs, you're looking at adopting, and you're risking autism.
00:09:14.000 Have you noticed every kid has Asperger's these days?
00:09:17.000 Have you noticed how many kids are on Adderall and Ritalin?
00:09:21.000 It's because they have old moms. 1.00
00:09:22.000 Like Jimmy Kimmel is up there talking about health care and his son was born with a heart.
00:09:28.000 Yeah, dude.
00:09:29.000 No one's talking about this, but your wife is ancient.
00:09:32.000 You had a baby with an old lady. 0.96
00:09:35.000 And that leads to health problems.
00:09:37.000 What about men?
00:09:39.000 Yeah, that's true. 0.99
00:09:40.000 Old men, old sperm leads to problems. 0.96
00:09:43.000 But that's much older. 0.97
00:09:44.000 65, 70-year-old sperm is problematic.
00:09:47.000 But 35-year-old women? 1.00
00:09:50.000 It's not the best scenario.
00:09:52.000 And, trust me, you want to have five.
00:09:56.000 Having three is not enough. 0.99
00:09:59.000 Having one is for losers. 0.99
00:10:02.000 I've always said, one is for losers, two is for fags, three is the bare minimum. 1.00
00:10:08.000 But these women, I know of a girl, and this is a very common story. 0.99
00:10:12.000 Not common, but this is totally typical.
00:10:17.000 My friend proposed to this girl.
00:10:18.000 He was 20.
00:10:19.000 They'd lived together for five years.
00:10:21.000 So she's 25.
00:10:22.000 He proposed to her.
00:10:23.000 She said, no, I'm too young.
00:10:26.000 What the hell does that mean? 1.00
00:10:28.000 You want more dicks? 1.00
00:10:30.000 Sorry, I want to try a black guy, a Hawaiian. 1.00
00:10:32.000 I want one that's sort of corkscrew-shaped. 0.97
00:10:35.000 I want a long, skinny one that's like spaghetti.
00:10:37.000 Then I want to try a short, fat one that looks like it's in Lord of the Rings.
00:10:41.000 So, of course, she tries that, I guess.
00:10:44.000 She goes out with an East Indian guy, we'll say. 0.69
00:10:47.000 And she was surprised how small it was, because he's kind of black. 0.97
00:10:50.000 And he goes, well, we are technically Asian.
00:10:53.000 And she tries to get him back.
00:10:55.000 This always happens.
00:10:57.000 They say no.
00:10:59.000 I'm too young. 0.99
00:10:59.000 They go try some dicks for some reason. 0.99
00:11:01.000 Like there's a variety of dicks. 0.99
00:11:03.000 I've seen a million dicks. 0.99
00:11:04.000 You know, at the gym and stuff. 1.00
00:11:06.000 Outside of like some African dude with a baby leg. 1.00
00:11:11.000 They're all basically the same.
00:11:13.000 I mean, there's some tiny ones, sure, but it's not like an epidemic.
00:11:16.000 For all the cock talk guys do about the contours and the length, it's not really a thing. 0.61
00:11:22.000 I mean, I haven't seen a lot of boners, but I'm sure they're basically the same size. 0.51
00:11:26.000 Anyway, she comes back, tries to get him back, and he says, no, I moved on. 0.99
00:11:32.000 I wasn't going to sit here and wait for you, you dummy. 0.97
00:11:35.000 So, the problem right now with relationships, serious relationships, is women think they're 10 years younger than they are. 1.00
00:11:42.000 25-year-olds think they're 15.
00:11:45.000 And that's really dangerous. 0.99
00:11:47.000 And this is the funny thing about all this feminism, too, is it's screwing women. 1.00
00:11:52.000 They are just colostomy bags for men's cum at this point. 1.00
00:11:56.000 They're just booty calling, showing up, like all these feminist bloggers who attack me at Salon and Slate and Huffington Post. 1.00
00:12:05.000 Their lives are miserable. 0.99
00:12:06.000 They're so lonely. 0.98
00:12:08.000 And they're victims of feminism. 1.00
00:12:10.000 Men fuck them whenever they want. 1.00
00:12:13.000 And then they dump them. 1.00
00:12:14.000 And they'll do stuff like buy them a dog. 0.76
00:12:16.000 I'm a dog mom.
00:12:17.000 I'm a cat mom.
00:12:18.000 That's all just a, that's a synthetic baby you just got duped with. 0.98
00:12:22.000 It's a decoy and you fell for it.
00:12:25.000 So the irony of fighting feminism and talking about picking up chicks and putting a ring on and all that is, it's best for women. 1.00
00:12:34.000 And the other route, the feminist route where sex doesn't matter and you shouldn't, you know, do anything that where it hasn't all been laid out in advance, that's bad for women. 1.00
00:12:44.000 You'll never find a happier couple than two Catholics who got married in their early 20s and just started churning them out. 1.00
00:12:54.000 And their marriages last longer, too.
00:12:56.000 You know why?
00:12:57.000 Because they developed their habits together.
00:13:00.000 Monday night's movie night.
00:13:02.000 And it's been movie night forever.
00:13:03.000 The problem with old couples, like when your dad tries to get remarried, he's set in his ways. 1.00
00:13:08.000 I don't watch movies on Mondays.
00:13:09.000 That's not my thing.
00:13:10.000 And she wants Mondays to be movie night.
00:13:12.000 No, I'm not doing that.
00:13:15.000 They have their traditions, they have their values.
00:13:17.000 If you ever hung out with any 50-year-olds, like Anthony Cumia, or David Cross, or Bill McGowan, Peter Brimelow, they all have this thing where it's like, take it or leave it.
00:13:33.000 And Colter's like that.
00:13:34.000 Like, hey, you want to go for dinner on Tuesday?
00:13:37.000 Actually, Monday would be better for me.
00:13:38.000 No.
00:13:40.000 They're not open to negotiation, people in their 50s. 0.99
00:13:44.000 I can feel it happening to me at 47.
00:13:48.000 Another thing millennials told me about dating is this kid called me up and he goes, I have a theory about all these sex scandals. 0.74
00:13:56.000 He goes, it's a way for women to court men by playing the victim. 1.00
00:14:03.000 He said, whenever I go to a bar and I'm trying to pick up a chick, inevitably the conversation goes to, I am a victim.
00:14:10.000 So it'll be,
00:14:12.000 Yeah, I just got out of a relationship.
00:14:13.000 I trusted him, and he was cheating on me, and he hurt me really bad, and sometimes he'd hit me, and, you know, I kept going back for more, and blah, blah, blah.
00:14:20.000 And he said, sometimes I don't even think it's true.
00:14:23.000 It's just like, I'm going to portray myself as a victim, and then you, naturally, as the alpha, want to come over and help her.
00:14:30.000 You see this injured bird, and you want to put it in a shoebox and, you know, feed it milk with a little eyedropper.
00:14:38.000 And he goes, that's become courting in New York City in 2017, is injured birds.
00:14:43.000 And he also said the problem there is that these betas, they don't have that instinct.
00:14:49.000 So you can't just say, I was in a relationship and he cheated on me and I cried.
00:14:53.000 They go, so? 0.97
00:14:55.000 So you have to ramp it up and go, he raped me 15 times. 0.97
00:14:58.000 That's sort of getting me. 0.99
00:14:58.000 Oh, okay. 0.99
00:15:01.000 It's like movies now where every single movie has to start with a dead child just to get you interested.
00:15:07.000 Are we becoming numb?
00:15:08.000 Are we losing our benevolence?
00:15:10.000 Maybe one of the problems with this war on boys and this castration, this cultural castration of men is they're losing their heroic instincts.
00:15:18.000 They're losing their empathy. 0.50
00:15:20.000 So now, movies have to start with a dead child, and courtship has to start with this woman saying she was raped 15 times. 0.99
00:15:28.000 By the way, unless you're a Yazidi sex slave, you can't be raped 15 times. 1.00
00:15:33.000 I'm talking about this makeup artist I was reading about who said that this guy would force her to perform fellatio, and he said it would, it would, she had to do it to keep her job, and she did it 15 times. 0.99
00:15:45.000 That's insane. 0.99
00:15:47.000 That's a lie.
00:15:48.000 And, I gotta say,
00:15:50.000 T.J.
00:15:50.000 Miller, not a fan.
00:15:52.000 Don't like them.
00:15:53.000 I think he's an opportunist like everyone in L.A. 0.99
00:15:57.000 They're all just ruthless, soulless scumbags, especially comedians, and they will do anything. 0.99
00:16:03.000 They'll sell their mother to get ahead. 0.99
00:16:05.000 However, as someone who cares more about justice than the individual, I don't think what T.J.
00:16:11.000 Miller did was that bad.
00:16:12.000 She mentions being punched during sex. 0.95
00:16:14.000 That's a bit rich. 0.99
00:16:15.000 Although I have had French chicks ask me to do that. 1.00
00:16:19.000 They're very intense, the French. 1.00
00:16:22.000 But she kept going back for more, and then she didn't want to prosecute him because it took her a year to process this.
00:16:30.000 So she couldn't go to the cops because it took her a year to process what had happened to her.
00:16:35.000 And you go, it sounds like you just had rough sex and you weren't that into it. 0.94
00:16:38.000 Move on. 0.87
00:16:42.000 And what this culture is doing is it's making men scared.
00:16:46.000 I was talking to another person.
00:16:47.000 I'm just reciting all my conversations here.
00:16:49.000 It's a good way to absolve me of any blame.
00:16:51.000 I just say, someone said this, and I'm just a random observer.
00:16:56.000 I'm just an objective observer.
00:16:58.000 But she said, and I'm sure I've mentioned this before, but she said,
00:17:02.000 Back when there was date rape?
00:17:05.000 Yes, I know, this is getting pretty controversial.
00:17:07.000 She was obviously being hyperbolic, by the way. 1.00
00:17:09.000 Like Tom Shalhoub, he used to say, you gotta quit masturbating, it makes you rape your wife. 1.00
00:17:13.000 He doesn't literally mean rape your wife like your wife is screaming, no, no! 1.00
00:17:18.000 He means it makes you much more hungry and determined to fornicate. 0.99
00:17:24.000 There's so much policing of language now that you can't be hyperbolic anymore.
00:17:28.000 Could Jonathan Swift exist today if he told the Irish that they need to eat their young? 0.98
00:17:34.000 Jonathan Swift should be arrested. 1.00
00:17:35.000 He wants you to murder babies. 0.99
00:17:38.000 So, she said, back when there was date rape, you could maintain your chastity. 0.99
00:17:45.000 You know, the guy would chase you up the stairs and you'd giggle and say, get your hands off me. 0.62
00:17:49.000 And then you'd end up sleeping over and you would say, I never.
00:17:52.000 And you'd storm out in the morning.
00:17:54.000 Why, my goodness, you are an absolute cad, sir.
00:17:58.000 And you'd go, ha ha, you love it.
00:18:01.000 And she'd still be a lady. 1.00
00:18:04.000 But now with all this, look, as I made it clear on Tinder, I do BJ's first date, second date, we can do normal sex, third date, uh, anal. 0.99
00:18:13.000 You can opt out at any time. 1.00
00:18:15.000 You just killed it.
00:18:16.000 You killed the fun.
00:18:18.000 And so I guess when I say this episode is about picking up chicks, what I'm really saying is let's try to get the fun back into courtship.
00:18:26.000 And that includes molesting, I'm afraid.
00:18:29.000 Now,
00:18:30.000 Young men say to me, but Gavin, how do I molest without molesting? 0.89
00:18:35.000 Without it being gross? 0.61
00:18:36.000 And that is the real challenge. 0.99
00:18:39.000 That's what being a dude, a single guy is, is finding that balance between being rough, being assertive, taking charge, and being a disgusting pig. 0.99
00:18:51.000 Like Harvey Weinstein. 1.00
00:18:53.000 Disgusting pig, obviously, that's a great example, that's an easy one. 1.00
00:18:56.000 Louis C.K., well, he's not cool, 0.99
00:18:59.000 But it's not the same as Weinstein.
00:19:01.000 Louis C.K.
00:19:02.000 asked permission.
00:19:03.000 Now, I don't get it, personally.
00:19:05.000 My thing, sexually, is I need to be adored. 1.00
00:19:08.000 So the idea of, like, I don't even like, the idea of putting on a condom for a blowjob is like, is my penis a frozen piece of shit? 1.00
00:19:16.000 Why is it so disgusting to you that you need to put a condom on it? 1.00
00:19:20.000 So I don't get the Louis C.K. 0.94
00:19:21.000 thing, but it's not really predatorial. 0.97
00:19:24.000 It's just loser-ish. 0.91
00:19:28.000 But the balance a man is trying to do when he's hitting on a girl is he's trying to be a cad. 1.00
00:19:33.000 I mean, it turns women on to be a pig. 1.00
00:19:36.000 You just have to find the balance and read her. 0.99
00:19:39.000 And sometimes no doesn't mean no.
00:19:41.000 Sometimes three no's means no.
00:19:44.000 And you gotta work that out.
00:19:45.000 It's funny that Louis C.K. 0.51
00:19:46.000 has a whole bit about that, about how this woman kind of wanted him to rape her, and then she got mad that he stopped.
00:19:51.000 And he goes, I'd rather not risk 15 years in prison, thanks.
00:19:54.000 And now we're in a situation where, like with Mattress Girl and with this T.J. 0.99
00:19:57.000 Miller case, and with Terry Richardson, by the way, you can have consensual sex, then she can regret it years later, and now you're a rapist. 1.00
00:20:05.000 Like Jamie Peck. 0.98
00:20:07.000 She is sort of the go-to person for Terry Richardson. 0.85
00:20:11.000 She was an example of a woman who was raped. 1.00
00:20:14.000 And you go, why'd you do it again? 0.86
00:20:16.000 Well, I wanted to get into modeling. 1.00
00:20:17.000 Your ass is the size of a Honda Civic. 1.00
00:20:21.000 You never would have been in Vogue. 1.00
00:20:22.000 Terry can't get you in Vogue. 0.73
00:20:24.000 You have cheesy tattoos all over you, like squids, and you look like a juggalo. 0.98
00:20:28.000 You're a juggalette. 1.00
00:20:30.000 There's no way Terry could get you in Vogue, so what are you talking about?
00:20:33.000 Well, it was, it was so, I couldn't, I was paralyzed.
00:20:37.000 Yeah, no, you weren't.
00:20:38.000 I've been to his shoots. 0.97
00:20:39.000 They're orgies.
00:20:41.000 And then there was an article in the New York Mag where they discovered that Jamie Peck had gone back ten times.
00:20:47.000 Because they're going through photos of Jamie that Terry took, and she's wearing... She has a different hairdo in every one.
00:20:52.000 Like, length and colour.
00:20:55.000 Either you brought a lot of wigs to your raping, or you're lying. 0.86
00:20:58.000 But she's the go-to girl for him. 0.96
00:21:00.000 So, yeah, there's a real climate of fear there.
00:21:03.000 Mattress girl. 1.00
00:21:04.000 He was putting it in her vagina, he put it in her pooper, and she said no. 1.00
00:21:08.000 And then she carried a... even though she flirted with him afterwards... Like, can you imagine someone beats the shit out of you? 1.00
00:21:16.000 And you text them, hey Jerry, what's going on on Thursday? 0.98
00:21:19.000 Aren't you the guy I kicked the crap out of?
00:21:21.000 Yeah, just wondering what you're doing, dude. 0.97
00:21:24.000 And when she was discovered contacting him after the alleged rape, she says, there are no perfect victims.
00:21:31.000 I was contacting him because I was scared he was going to hurt me, so I was pretending to be friendly. 1.00
00:21:35.000 Shut up, you liar. 1.00
00:21:36.000 Way to trivialize actual rape, by the way. 1.00
00:21:39.000 I know girls that have been actually raped. 1.00
00:21:41.000 They don't want to talk about it.
00:21:43.000 They will talk about it, briefly, give you the very clinical facts.
00:21:48.000 They might even make a joke about it.
00:21:51.000 But they're certainly not carrying a mattress around.
00:21:53.000 They want to move on, generally.
00:21:57.000 So you have to worry now, when you're horsing around. 0.95
00:21:59.000 And by the way, the mattress girl thing, the vagina into the anus and then back again or whatever, that was an episode of the Mindy Kaling Show, where he claimed he did it by accident. 0.93
00:22:08.000 It was a comedic sitcom episode, where everyone laughed and clapped. 0.88
00:22:14.000 That ruined that boy's life, by the way.
00:22:15.000 I think he's a German guy.
00:22:16.000 He sued the school.
00:22:18.000 I think the charges were... I think he lost his case.
00:22:20.000 I'm not positive.
00:22:22.000 You can look that up. 0.98
00:22:23.000 So, yeah, you're in a situation where you could have some saucy sex and then two years later you're a villain for it. 0.99
00:22:33.000 Especially in New York. 0.94
00:22:34.000 I come from Montreal where girls are, you know, barefoot and they have a toe ring on and dreads and they want to make love. 1.00
00:22:42.000 Let's make love outside.
00:22:44.000 I love you, and that we are doing it from the back And then like even this strip clubs you go to strip clubs in Montreal. 0.94
00:22:51.000 They're not fun because they're not seedy They're like she's not a single mom with fake tits and like a Mickey Mouse tattoo on her neck That's strip clubs are supposed to be kind of sad, but in Montreal. 0.91
00:23:03.000 They're just like oh 0.99
00:23:04.000 Libidinous ladies who like to dance around nude. 1.00
00:23:06.000 And you go, meh, this is a party. 0.97
00:23:10.000 It's not decrepit enough.
00:23:11.000 Sorry, I'm leaving. 0.95
00:23:12.000 Super sex! 0.99
00:23:14.000 That's one of the clubs. 0.97
00:23:15.000 There's more strip clubs per capita in Montreal than I believe anywhere else in the world.
00:23:23.000 When we would go in Montreal, it was really just a place to drink expensive beer.
00:23:26.000 Like, it was just a bar with $7 beers.
00:23:31.000 Anyway, yeah, here in New York, oh yeah, so coming from Montreal to New York, the violence, like, they wouldn't just say, hit me, they'd say, kill me! 0.98
00:23:41.000 Jewish girls, mostly. 0.99
00:23:42.000 Very raunchy in the sack. 0.97
00:23:43.000 And of course, the second you're done, the session, you know, the roles end. 1.00
00:23:49.000 So, I remember one woman, um, she was, we were fornicating and at the end she goes, I'm your whore, I'm your stupid whore! 1.00
00:23:57.000 And then the final act happens. 1.00
00:23:59.000 And then she's smoking a cigarette after and she goes, I'm not your whore, by the way. 1.00
00:24:03.000 So it's all a game. 0.99
00:24:05.000 And the challenge is playing that game without having your life flushed down the toilet.
00:24:10.000 Now, you say, well, the way you do that is you get consent for everything.
00:24:14.000 And do you mind if I put my hand here?
00:24:16.000 Yeah, that's not going to work.
00:24:18.000 Here's what works.
00:24:20.000 Here's an example of a handy tip.
00:24:23.000 So, you're in the bathroom with a girl.
00:24:25.000 You have cocaine, you're both doing it.
00:24:28.000 And you go, you're so hot, I can't believe I went.
00:24:30.000 The key to picking up chicks is you have to find one you like. 0.97
00:24:34.000 You have to really feel it.
00:24:37.000 You have to know your type.
00:24:39.000 My type is ethnically ambiguous brunettes, smart girls. 1.00
00:24:43.000 And so when I'm hitting on a girl like that, I mean it.
00:24:45.000 But if it's just like a pretty girl that your friends would be impressed if you got, I say don't bother.
00:24:51.000 Or if it's a girl, you're kind of horny, and she looks like she's a goer, and you could do it, don't do that.
00:24:57.000 Your heart's not in it.
00:24:58.000 You're never going to see her again.
00:25:00.000 That's lame. 0.99
00:25:01.000 I don't get that sex for one night. 0.54
00:25:03.000 And I've blown minds by saying this, and I'll say it right now. 0.95
00:25:07.000 If I met Jessica Alba, and I didn't know her, and she had platform flip-flops on, I would not have sex with her. 1.00
00:25:16.000 Yeah, you heard me. 0.96
00:25:17.000 Because we would not... I couldn't love someone with platform flip-flops.
00:25:22.000 Similarly, if I met Rosie O'Donnell, and she wasn't Rosie O'Donnell, and she had Louboutins on, and she was funny and interesting, I would have a great romp.
00:25:34.000 And I think that's a handy tip for you.
00:25:36.000 Go with someone that you have an incentive with.
00:25:38.000 Anyway, so you're in the bathroom, and you're like, God, you're so hot. 1.00
00:25:41.000 I need to see your tits. 1.00
00:25:42.000 Just flash them. 1.00
00:25:44.000 Now, she's never going to show you them.
00:25:46.000 But that just shows that you are determined.
00:25:49.000 And it prevents the dreaded friend zone.
00:25:52.000 There's nothing worse than taking a girl home to your house and being a buddy. 0.88
00:25:58.000 And then you have to, like, you're laughing with your buddy that you brought home, and then you have to go... And then go in for the kiss.
00:26:07.000 Oh, God.
00:26:08.000 You go in for the kiss the second you meet her. 0.99
00:26:11.000 You're like, God damn it, I can't stop staring at you. 0.99
00:26:14.000 You are the hottest. 1.00
00:26:15.000 What are you?
00:26:17.000 Are you from some other land?
00:26:20.000 And now you've established that I'm going to kiss you the second you give me an opportunity.
00:26:24.000 And then you don't have to do that. 0.91
00:26:24.000 Gross. 0.91
00:26:25.000 I was just kidding. 0.94
00:26:26.000 I like you more than a friend.
00:26:26.000 We're not friends.
00:26:30.000 So anyway, you're in the bathroom and you're trying to... One time, by the way, I was in Austin and I go, look, this woman had huge tits. 1.00
00:26:35.000 And I go, look, let's address the elephant in the room. 0.99
00:26:38.000 I'm dying to see those.
00:26:39.000 It's not a big deal for you to show me them.
00:26:41.000 And I was kind of bluffing and she just goes, all right, and just pulls up her shirt and dumps them out. 1.00
00:26:48.000 It was the best. 0.67
00:26:50.000 But you're in the bathroom, you're molesting her. 0.97
00:26:52.000 This, by the way, the whole show is about this imminent tip.
00:26:55.000 And I'm framing everything around it.
00:26:57.000 And she's like, get off me! 1.00
00:26:58.000 No, no, no, no!
00:26:59.000 Stop! 1.00
00:26:59.000 Will you stop? 1.00
00:27:01.000 And you're wondering, am I, uh, is this a mattress girl moment?
00:27:06.000 Or is it, is she aware that I'm not gonna literally rip her clothes off?
00:27:10.000 And so, you do this.
00:27:12.000 You go,
00:27:14.000 You know what? 1.00
00:27:14.000 Fuck this. 1.00
00:27:15.000 And you pull out your phone. 1.00
00:27:17.000 And you pretend to call 911.
00:27:19.000 And you go, yeah, hi.
00:27:20.000 Yeah, no, yeah.
00:27:22.000 No, I'm at a bar called Chesar Cat.
00:27:24.000 I'm here with an 8.9. 1.00
00:27:26.000 And she refuses to show me her tits. 1.00
00:27:28.000 I'm waiting to send a squad car right now. 1.00
00:27:31.000 And I don't care.
00:27:32.000 I'm going to throw the book at her. 0.99
00:27:33.000 Like, I want to go fully to trial.
00:27:34.000 OK, thank you.
00:27:37.000 And that is an element of humor where you can gauge how funny it's going and see if she laughs.
00:27:44.000 I've actually had girls get mad when I do that because I'm breaking the fourth wall and I'm leaving my character and I'm saying, are you okay with this?
00:27:52.000 It's like too nice.
00:27:54.000 Nice guys finish last.
00:27:56.000 Another one you do is you call your lawyer.
00:27:58.000 And you say, hey Artie, uh, I wanna go through with this trial. 1.00
00:28:01.000 Um, I wanna sue this- I'm here with an 8.9, I'm trying to- I want to sue her for not showing me her tits or her ass, by the way. 1.00
00:28:08.000 Yep. 0.99
00:28:08.000 Okay, well write up a letter, um, I'm gonna get- I'm with her now. 0.99
00:28:11.000 I'll get her- I'll get her details, I'll find out if she has counsel.
00:28:16.000 That takes the edge off.
00:28:18.000 But the danger is sometimes, you know, they don't want that. 0.98
00:28:22.000 They want you to seem like an evil rapist. 0.84
00:28:27.000 You know, Margaret Atwood wrote about this once.
00:28:29.000 She's the one who did that, what's that show now about the Handmaid's Tale?
00:28:36.000 Really irritating show.
00:28:38.000 Because she wrote it back in the 70s with Iran.
00:28:41.000 Remember the Iranian hostage crisis and the revolution there?
00:28:45.000 When the women were told they had to start wearing hijabs. 0.99
00:28:48.000 I remember Margaret Atwood from when I was a kid.
00:28:50.000 And she was obsessed with sexism in the Middle East. 0.99
00:28:53.000 I remember reading when I was a teenager about how in the Middle East they torture these women by prying open their vaginas and having millipedes and other insects crawl in as a form of torture. 0.53
00:29:05.000 And Margaret Atwood would write about this. 0.97
00:29:07.000 But then 2017 rolled around, or 2015, whatever, and it wasn't cool anymore to notice Muslim sexism. 0.97
00:29:15.000 So she just makes the Handmaid's Tale about Trump.
00:29:17.000 Yeah, it's about Mike Pence.
00:29:19.000 Mike Pence wants women to be baby machines. 1.00
00:29:21.000 So she twisted it and she took a tale that was lampooned, not lampooning, exposing Muslim sexism. 0.97
00:29:28.000 And now she updated it because she's a mercenary. 1.00
00:29:32.000 She updated it and made it about tradition and how me, the patriarchy, cis white men, want women to be baby machines. 0.97
00:29:42.000 No, we're trying to rescue them from being colostomy bags.
00:29:49.000 50% of the Proud Boys mantra is put a ring on it.
00:29:53.000 When we have our little meetings and some guy shows up and his wife's pregnant, we all high-five him.
00:29:58.000 You did it, dude.
00:29:59.000 That's what it's about.
00:30:01.000 The feminist version is the lonely cat lady binging Netflix all weekend. 1.00
00:30:06.000 So she can't wait till Monday when she can get back to some sort of an existence, which is blogging.
00:30:11.000 And by the way, if you notice these women, it takes them like two months to write an article. 1.00
00:30:15.000 I used to write a 3,000-word article a week, and I'd do it the day before.
00:30:20.000 That's like a magazine cover story.
00:30:23.000 They work for weeks and weeks on these. 1.00
00:30:24.000 Go look up any of these feminist spinsters, shit chests, as I call them, because they're like Iron Man, but instead of the powerful thing in the chest, it's a piece of poop. 1.00
00:30:34.000 Go look up their sort of bio on their website and you'll see there's an article every month or so. 0.99
00:30:39.000 A month?
00:30:40.000 I could read a book a month.
00:30:41.000 You're not a writer.
00:30:42.000 You didn't choose the right vocation.
00:30:43.000 But anyway... The trads that The Handmaid's Tale is now attacking are best for women, ultimately. 0.99
00:30:53.000 But yeah, Margaret Atwood wrote about all that stuff and, you know, she had a valid point.
00:31:03.000 It was. 0.99
00:31:03.000 It is a disgusting sexist hellhole. 0.99
00:31:10.000 But yeah, women often, especially in New York City, where it's dog eat dog, they like rough sex. 1.00
00:31:18.000 They like guys to be predatorial. 0.99
00:31:20.000 They like guys to be tough and assertive.
00:31:22.000 And you want to do that without going to court. 0.72
00:31:27.000 I remember this girl I had sex with once. 0.99
00:31:29.000 She emailed me the next day and said, thank you for raping me last night. 0.98
00:31:34.000 That really sums it up, that email. 0.98
00:31:38.000 Oh yeah, so Margaret Atwood, she said, she conceded that women have rape fantasies, but she said, uh, this is true, but we're not getting raped by some, like, hairy fat dude behind a bush who has a knife and a ski mask on when we're, you know, it's 4pm and we're coming back with the groceries. 0.53
00:31:56.000 She goes, our ripe fantasies involve Mr. Clean, and he's, you know, coming over to fix something, and then he takes me in the night. 0.73
00:32:06.000 And I think that's true.
00:32:08.000 You know, it's a role, and the woman has to define the parameters. 1.00
00:32:12.000 So sometimes the woman defines the parameters, and she's like, okay, we're safe now? 0.95
00:32:15.000 Be evil.
00:32:17.000 And I think, and I think women enjoy that, and I think men... Men don't necessarily enjoy that, by the way. 0.99
00:32:23.000 Like the rough sex thing. 0.80
00:32:24.000 I think men just will do whatever you want. 0.64
00:32:27.000 Like, I remember when I started having sex when I was, you know, in my early twenties, regularly, I was like, what do you want to do? 0.98
00:32:34.000 I'll be a clown. 0.99
00:32:35.000 You like clowns? 0.99
00:32:36.000 I'll put on a clown nose. 1.00
00:32:37.000 And then I noticed over time that when I would say, who's your daddy and smack her ass, that I would get a very positive response. 1.00
00:32:37.000 I don't care. 1.00
00:32:43.000 So I pursued that route.
00:32:45.000 Because supply and demand, the free market of intercourse.
00:32:50.000 But yeah, when men are doing all that rough stuff and slapping and choking and dirty talk, we're just sort of like whatever turns you on. 0.98
00:32:57.000 But I think women tend to enjoy that kind of scary sex even. 1.00
00:33:02.000 But man, in today's day and age, 0.84
00:33:06.000 I, you know, I heard about a fraternity where they, when every time the guy has sex, a pledge has to sit in the room on a kitchen chair and watch them. 0.96
00:33:17.000 So if you want to have sex with a dude in this fraternity, you should know a guy sitting there. 0.99
00:33:21.000 He's not jerking off or anything. 1.00
00:33:22.000 He's just sitting there observing.
00:33:24.000 And I'll tell you what, if I was a 20-something right now, I would get a Nest Cam.
00:33:29.000 You know Nest?
00:33:30.000 Those sort of thermostats you can control with your phone?
00:33:33.000 They have cameras, too.
00:33:34.000 And I would hide a camera in my house.
00:33:36.000 I wouldn't tell a soul, because it's probably illegal.
00:33:39.000 And I would record every time I had intercourse.
00:33:43.000 Now, if I went to a girl's house, I don't know, I might, like, put the phone on the floor and record it. 1.00
00:33:48.000 Set it to at least record audio. 0.98
00:33:51.000 And then when she says, you raped me, like the T.J. 0.87
00:33:54.000 Miller situation, you go, look, I'm not going to show this to anyone unless it goes to court, but you should know that I have it on tape. 0.80
00:34:00.000 Like Dove Charney. 0.70
00:34:01.000 Someone, Kimber Lowe, said he raped her. 1.00
00:34:04.000 And he goes, really? 0.98
00:34:05.000 I have photographs of the intercourse.
00:34:08.000 And you seem to be having a pretty good time. 1.00
00:34:11.000 So that saved his ass in that case. 0.99
00:34:16.000 You know, it's... it's... it's... another example of the left's war on fun. 0.99
00:34:23.000 They ruin comedy, they ruin movies, they ruin Star Wars.
00:34:26.000 I haven't seen it yet, but I hear it's a huge steaming pile of diversity.
00:34:29.000 And I heard that women are all the lieutenants and generals and they're driving the ships and the starships. 1.00
00:34:35.000 What is this obsession with women being in action movies? 1.00
00:34:39.000 Women can't fight. 1.00
00:34:41.000 Every guy I know has been attacked by a woman who was drunk once. 0.97
00:34:46.000 You can take like, well I've said it many times, you can take 12 punches to the head from a woman. 1.00
00:34:50.000 It's very annoying.
00:34:52.000 It's like being hit by a bird.
00:34:54.000 It's like a seagull came in and smashed you in the head and you go, ow! 1.00
00:34:58.000 Damn it! 1.00
00:34:59.000 But without the beak. 1.00
00:35:00.000 Put a sock on a seagull's beak and then have him dive bomb you from the sky and that feels like a woman's punch. 1.00
00:35:05.000 It's very irritating.
00:35:07.000 It kind of startles you.
00:35:09.000 But you don't look like a pumpkin the next day the way you do when you fight a man.
00:35:13.000 But no, we need them in action movies. 0.99
00:35:15.000 We need them kicking ass. 1.00
00:35:16.000 We need them punching Nazis. 1.00
00:35:18.000 Antifa's entire movement is just women that want to kick your ass. 1.00
00:35:24.000 And then scream police. 1.00
00:35:25.000 Or, I notice what the left is doing is they browbeat the men in the movement. 0.99
00:35:30.000 Say, you should be punching those Nazis. 0.99
00:35:32.000 Go in there and fight. 1.00
00:35:33.000 Get in there and kick some Nazi ass, you pussy. 1.00
00:35:35.000 You're supposed to be fighting for me. 1.00
00:35:37.000 Like the Proud Boys beat up in Vancouver.
00:35:39.000 That was a woman. 1.00
00:35:41.000 Getting on the phone and saying, uh, go kick his ass. 1.00
00:35:46.000 Go handle this for me. 1.00
00:35:48.000 It's just sinister. 1.00
00:35:49.000 And that's why I say shit chest. 0.99
00:35:52.000 Because I love women and I think women are wonderful human beings. 1.00
00:35:54.000 They're, as Ann Coulter says, they're sentient.
00:35:56.000 They're magic.
00:35:57.000 They can create life.
00:35:59.000 A human comes out of them.
00:36:00.000 And then that human can talk and draw a picture and walk down the street.
00:36:04.000 That came out of a woman? 1.00
00:36:07.000 All I could do is lay turds. 1.00
00:36:09.000 I'm impressed. 0.98
00:36:10.000 But when you inject feminism into a woman, it's like you got a robot wet. 1.00
00:36:18.000 So they're just malfunctioning. 0.99
00:36:20.000 And they're miserable in these terrible jobs.
00:36:22.000 They've got their cats.
00:36:24.000 And they want revenge.
00:36:25.000 That's why these articles that they write are so malificent.
00:36:30.000 Is that the word I'm looking for?
00:36:31.000 Malicious? 0.91
00:36:32.000 They're just so craven.
00:36:34.000 And there's so much vitriol in their writing. 0.68
00:36:37.000 They just want to get revenge.
00:36:39.000 And it's revenge on their terrible situation.
00:36:41.000 It's revenge on the fact that they can't cook.
00:36:44.000 They don't know how to make a home.
00:36:45.000 They reject traditional values, having never even tried them.
00:36:49.000 And what are you replacing it with?
00:36:52.000 Nothing.
00:36:53.000 You know, when I met my wife, her room, her house, looked like every other girl's apartment. 1.00
00:36:59.000 There's two massive mountains of clothes.
00:37:01.000 One is dirty, one is clean.
00:37:03.000 There's three dishes in the entire apartment, and they're both dirty in the sink.
00:37:07.000 You open the fridge, there's nothing at all in there.
00:37:10.000 Maybe one little thing of takeout, and hot sauce, and maybe mustard.
00:37:14.000 And then there's a TV on the floor and a mattress on the floor.
00:37:16.000 That's every girl I ever slept with. 1.00
00:37:19.000 And I'm talking hundreds.
00:37:21.000 Now, I was very lucky.
00:37:22.000 My wife sort of became domestic.
00:37:24.000 She just magically learned to cook overnight and is the best cook I know of. 1.00
00:37:29.000 So I'm very fortunate that way, but a lot of these other women, they've just, they've had traditional roles usurped, taken away from them, and they get replaced with nothing. 0.99
00:37:41.000 And so they're just an empty vessel. 0.99
00:37:43.000 In fact, they end up being a shitty man. 0.97
00:37:45.000 So you don't cook or clean or have babies, but you, what's your career? 0.98
00:37:50.000 Oh, I'm a writer.
00:37:51.000 How many books have you written?
00:37:51.000 Really?
00:37:52.000 Oh, haha, I don't write books.
00:37:53.000 Those are too hard. 0.99
00:37:54.000 No, I just write stupid blog articles where I call people Nazi. 1.00
00:37:58.000 Oh, okay. 1.00
00:38:00.000 So are Nazis a big problem in America?
00:38:02.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.89
00:38:03.000 Huge problem.
00:38:04.000 You know, there's twice as many deaths since 9-11 from Nazis than there are from Muslims. 0.98
00:38:11.000 What?
00:38:13.000 I'm sitting in a chair here with a mind, and I'm playing back the past 15 years, and I'm seeing San Bernardino and Fort Hood and Pulse nightclub, and I'm seeing two attacks in New York last week.
00:38:30.000 There's lots of Nazi attacks?
00:38:32.000 There's Heather Heyer in Charlottesville.
00:38:34.000 I'm happy to give you Dylan Roof.
00:38:37.000 Because you want it so bad, but you know deep down that this guy is not your typical Nazi.
00:38:43.000 Who is he friends with?
00:38:44.000 What organization?
00:38:46.000 Like, where are his articles in Daily Stormer?
00:38:50.000 He wasn't known to people, like Jared Taylor, David Duke, those guys are known in the white nationalist community. 0.78
00:38:56.000 If they did an act and they shot up a black church, I'd go, that's a perfect example of terrorism. 0.99
00:39:01.000 But whatever, Dylann Roof is a racist, so fine, we'll call that terrorism. 0.98
00:39:06.000 But that's pretty much all you got. 0.92
00:39:08.000 And if you want to include the globe, if you want to include Europe, if you want to include Paris, you're going to see a plague going on.
00:39:16.000 But for some reason, we have robbed women of any joy in their life, we've stripped them of anything rewarding, we tell them they need a career, and they spend their career Nazi hunting. 0.90
00:39:30.000 Which is Bigfoot hunting.
00:39:33.000 Like Will Sommer over at the Hill.
00:39:35.000 His whole job is finding a Nazi in a haystack. 0.72
00:39:39.000 Why? 1.00
00:39:40.000 What a stupid, useless job. 1.00
00:39:42.000 The ADL, the SPLC, their job is just hunting Nazis. 1.00
00:39:47.000 And you go, can we wait until there's more than a Heather hire? 1.00
00:39:50.000 Until there's some sort of pattern?
00:39:52.000 Like, they go through my life, Proud Boys' lives, with a fine-tooth comb, trying to find, like, this guy met this guy, and that guy went to Charlottesville.
00:40:01.000 Or this guy was friends with this guy, who drew a racist cartoon.
00:40:04.000 That's literally what happened once.
00:40:06.000 Patton Oswalt was in a picture with some guy, I forget his name, Wyatt or something, but he'd...
00:40:12.000 He drew, you know that sinister looking Jewish cartoon where the guy's rubbing his hands together and he's got a big nose? 1.00
00:40:18.000 Racists always use it as a sort of cartoon image of Shylock, of a Jew.
00:40:22.000 And this is the guy who originally drew it.
00:40:24.000 And Patton Oswalt was in the picture.
00:40:28.000 And that guy from, what's his name, BuzzFeed, Ben Robenstein or something, he's the guy who got Sam Hyde fired.
00:40:34.000 Because he claimed Sam Hyde hid swastikas in his show.
00:40:38.000 To which Sam replied, what?
00:40:39.000 Why would I do that?
00:40:41.000 Muslims do that. 0.99
00:40:42.000 There was a Muslim cartoonist at Marvel Comics who was hiding Muslim nomenclature in comic books for kids.
00:40:50.000 But yeah, Sam Hyde's not a Nazi, and you're trying to ruin Patton Oswalt's life because he was featured in a photo with a guy who drew a racist cartoon?
00:40:58.000 Now take that kind of rigor...
00:41:01.000 And apply it to Islam or the left.
00:41:05.000 Apply it to, I'm going off on a tangent here, it's nothing to do with picking up chicks, but apply it to Antifa, where they've got Mika Rhodes, remember him?
00:41:17.000 He was, I think he was a Portland Antifa guy?
00:41:19.000 This guy would take in, the thing about these far left groups too, the alt-left, is they'll sort of adopt 0.52
00:41:26.000 Losers and, you know, juggalos and someone without a dad and someone without any parents. 0.63
00:41:32.000 You know, homeless kids. 0.99
00:41:33.000 They'll take them in and say, we have a family now.
00:41:35.000 We're anarchists who fight the man.
00:41:37.000 Cool. 1.00
00:41:38.000 And then they get raped. 0.99
00:41:40.000 And Mika Rhodes raped couples. 0.99
00:41:43.000 This is a huge Antifa guy in Portland. 0.99
00:41:46.000 He raped boys and girls. 0.99
00:41:49.000 Teenage boys and girls. 0.99
00:41:50.000 Several times.
00:41:52.000 He's a repeat offender. 0.99
00:41:54.000 So when he got arrested for disrupting DJ 20 or whatever, they go, wait a minute, you're that rapist guy. 0.94
00:42:00.000 And he was subsequently thrown in jail. 0.67
00:42:03.000 Or Luke Coon.
00:42:06.000 Remember him?
00:42:07.000 He was the guy who said, James O'Keefe caught him saying he's going to blow up, he's going to blow up a train track.
00:42:18.000 And sorry, I'm saying Amalok because I'm looking up this other guy that I want to talk about.
00:42:26.000 I'm not doing a very good job here.
00:42:28.000 Sorry. 0.85
00:42:31.000 He talked about how he was going to blow, come to your house, I'm going to burn it down.
00:42:35.000 You know, we, if Trump, at the election, if Trump wins, we're going to derail trains, we're going to do all this stuff.
00:42:41.000 Typical Antifa guy. 0.99
00:42:42.000 And then we look him up and we discover that he writes sort of erotic fan fiction about having sex with boys, like 10 year olds. 0.98
00:42:50.000 And he talks about, he talks about
00:42:55.000 How he was, you know, very young when he had sex and how wonderful it was and how we have to stop preventing children from exploring their sexuality with experienced people. 0.99
00:43:05.000 In other words, we have to rape children. 1.00
00:43:09.000 And there was this other guy, what was his name, Nathan? 0.99
00:43:15.000 Thorpe or something?
00:43:16.000 God, I should have had this ready.
00:43:19.000 I'll look it up as we talk, but he was this kid who joined Antifa and he, oh God, this is the worst podcast ever as I try to find this.
00:43:35.000 Nathan Thorpe?
00:43:38.000 Anyway, sorry.
00:43:39.000 He was this guy, and he was in New Orleans, and he was kind of a lonely kid, and he, you know, one of these sort of street punks you see with a dog that has a rope on it, and he got encouraged by Antifa to go get involved in violence, and he did, and then he's facing prison time, and he gets so scared he kills himself.
00:43:54.000 He offs himself.
00:43:57.000 And, uh, you think, okay, so your problem with my group is that you think that it's a gateway drug to Nazis somewhere down the line.
00:44:05.000 This threat, by the way, that doesn't exist.
00:44:06.000 It's Bigfoot chasing.
00:44:09.000 Yet, this group here is replete with rapists and suicide, and that's not just Antifa. 0.99
00:44:16.000 Like, the entire left is so unbelievably corrupt, and they say to us, they go, well, okay, if you don't have a problem with Nazis, why do I see you kicking out Nazis? 0.99
00:44:25.000 Because we have a degree of rigor. 0.96
00:44:28.000 Because we go, well, back to William F. Buckley at National Review, he would say, oh, you're a Nazi?
00:44:32.000 Get out of here.
00:44:33.000 We don't like you.
00:44:34.000 The left doesn't do that. 1.00
00:44:36.000 The left goes, oh, you're a child rapist? 1.00
00:44:37.000 Don't worry about it. 1.00
00:44:39.000 Oh, you're encouraging kids who are lost to get so in over their heads they kill themselves?
00:44:44.000 Don't worry about it. 1.00
00:44:45.000 Oh, you're a new Black Panther Party member who wants to kill all white people, wants to end the white race? 1.00
00:44:51.000 Yeah, me too. 1.00
00:44:52.000 I hate white people. 1.00
00:44:53.000 I hate myself. 1.00
00:44:54.000 Oh, come on in. 0.94
00:44:58.000 So, when they call us Nazis and they call us rapists and sexists and stuff, we're really just people who want what's best for everyone.
00:45:08.000 And those are all lies.
00:45:11.000 Meanwhile, all the things that you're pouring over our lives and our quotes and taking jokes out of context, trying to find the bad guy, you're the bad guy.
00:45:21.000 All of those details, all that racism, all that genocide,
00:45:26.000 Is on your side.
00:45:28.000 And I think that's why they, you'll notice they say that a lot too.
00:45:30.000 They'll go, you want us to literally die?
00:45:33.000 Like Chadwick Moore, I had him on my show and he was saying that he showed me this screen grab of this guy who said, why do you have mega in your profile?
00:45:40.000 Do you literally want us all to die? 0.98
00:45:45.000 They think that Pence is gonna have, like, this gas he's gonna release that kills gays. 0.99
00:45:50.000 And I've heard gays say this, that they're scared of getting rounded up in the middle of the night. 0.99
00:45:57.000 Open up! 1.00
00:45:58.000 Gay police! 1.00
00:45:59.000 Get in the van! 1.00
00:46:01.000 And I think the reason they say such absurd things is because that's what they would do.
00:46:08.000 They dehumanize people. 0.75
00:46:10.000 They want Ann Coulter dead. 1.00
00:46:11.000 They want me dead. 1.00
00:46:13.000 They would make tons of jokes if I died. 0.82
00:46:15.000 I saw them making jokes when Roger Ailes' body was still warm, laughing about his dead body.
00:46:21.000 Nason Hose, that was the guy, the name of the kid who killed himself.
00:46:26.000 And we know this because they wear hammers and sickles on their clothes, and communism is responsible for a hundred million deaths.
00:46:33.000 Nazis are responsible for six million deaths.
00:46:36.000 And we're not Nazis, and you are communists.
00:46:39.000 How did we get here?
00:46:41.000 Like McCarthyism, they were trying to find, they were trying to stop communism.
00:46:46.000 Communism was a major global problem.
00:46:49.000 And the actors that they were persecuting were communists.
00:46:54.000 The actors, the people they're persecuting now are not Nazis.
00:46:57.000 And Nazism isn't a thing.
00:47:00.000 What kind of life is that?
00:47:01.000 You sit at home.
00:47:02.000 I'm a Bigfoot chaser.
00:47:04.000 I chase Bigfoots all day.
00:47:05.000 I have evidence.
00:47:06.000 We found a footprint somewhere.
00:47:12.000 And what's even worse than that, the people who write about it and hunt these people down, is the people who get money for it, like the ADL and the SPLC.
00:47:19.000 They sit there, and they find traumatized old Jewish people who have justified PTSD, and they say, there's Nazis lurking. 0.58
00:47:29.000 Yeah, you should give me a check.
00:47:29.000 Really?
00:47:32.000 I mean, you're taking advantage of a damaged person, and you're getting them to give you money.
00:47:36.000 I don't know why they don't do it with Islam. 1.00
00:47:39.000 Every time they have a list of hate groups, or like 60 Minutes had the thing with Christian Picciolini, and it was all about how Nazis are the real problem here.
00:47:47.000 They didn't mention Islam once.
00:47:49.000 This guy claims that he's there to help people who used to hate, but he never deals with someone who was a jihadist.
00:47:58.000 In fact, Canada is now welcoming jihadists back into the country because they have an important voice that needs to be heard.
00:48:04.000 That's an actual quote from Justin Trudeau.
00:48:07.000 He had this guy, Joshua Boyle, come over to the parliament buildings and sit with him in his office. 0.96
00:48:13.000 This guy brought his pregnant wife to Taliban territory and had her raped. 1.00
00:48:19.000 She became a sex slave. 1.00
00:48:21.000 She had kids there. 1.00
00:48:22.000 One of them was killed.
00:48:24.000 We can't get the story on what that is.
00:48:25.000 He calls him a martyr.
00:48:27.000 This guy was a big fan of Omar Khadr.
00:48:29.000 Ezra Levant's contention is that he paid money to have Joshua Boyle released.
00:48:34.000 Maybe gave him 10 million bucks.
00:48:37.000 Ugh! 0.97
00:48:38.000 Imagine, like, there's bad dads, right, who don't, when mom's gone, he just makes popcorn for dinner.
00:48:43.000 That's a pretty bad dad. 0.99
00:48:45.000 But to take your children and your wife to become sex slaves in the worst place on earth, 1.00
00:48:52.000 That's uh, that's, you're a rapist. 1.00
00:48:55.000 I mean, that's a level of negligence that should be a felony. 0.99
00:48:59.000 But no, he gets rewarded by the Prime Minister.
00:49:02.000 Anyway, what has all this got to do with picking up chicks?
00:49:05.000 Well, the saboteurs on the left, they want to burn society to the ground.
00:49:11.000 They want to burn Western civilization to the ground, and they have nothing to replace it. 0.78
00:49:16.000 They just want harm.
00:49:17.000 This is why the far left is such good friends with jihadists. 0.92
00:49:21.000 This is why Linda Sarsour is running the Women's March. 1.00
00:49:24.000 They know she's not good for women. 1.00
00:49:26.000 You know, they have Donna, what's her name?
00:49:29.000 Brazil?
00:49:32.000 I always remember her name because it sounds like a hotel.
00:49:34.000 Donna Hilton? 0.75
00:49:34.000 No, Donna Brazil. 0.75
00:49:36.000 She raped a man to death, a gay man. 1.00
00:49:38.000 Served 20 years for it in prison. 1.00
00:49:40.000 And she's up there talking about LGBTQ.
00:49:42.000 You have Linda Sarsour who wants women to be second class citizens. 1.00
00:49:45.000 She's pro-sharia law. 0.63
00:49:47.000 And she's up there running the Women's March. 1.00
00:49:48.000 So you clearly don't care about what you say you care about.
00:49:52.000 It's all posturing.
00:49:53.000 What you want is sabotage.
00:49:54.000 And you know that jihadists are the best at western sabotage. 0.99
00:49:58.000 So you put them up on a podium and say, YELL! 0.99
00:50:01.000 I wanna burn it to the ground. 0.99
00:50:02.000 I'm mad! 1.00
00:50:02.000 I'm mad at the patriarchy. 1.00
00:50:03.000 I'm mad at my dad.
00:50:04.000 It's all daddy issues, ultimately.
00:50:06.000 And maybe they have a point, because I think baby boomers were terrible dads. 1.00
00:50:09.000 They invented divorce.
00:50:12.000 They basically ruined America.
00:50:15.000 You know, before the boomers came along, you could buy a house. 1.00
00:50:18.000 You could afford a house.
00:50:19.000 You could afford an education.
00:50:21.000 Things were affordable, and education had a good quality.
00:50:24.000 Now it's just cultural Marxist brainwashing.
00:50:28.000 So these guys want to burn America to the ground, and we don't want that, not only because we love America and Western civilization, but because it's not good for them.
00:50:38.000 And I think this sort of war on sexuality is a great example of that.
00:50:43.000 It's all the same to me.
00:50:44.000 Like, seeing all these women in Star Wars is the same as Mattress Girl, is the same as false rape allegations. 1.00
00:50:51.000 It's all shit chest. 1.00
00:50:53.000 It's all sabotage. 1.00
00:50:54.000 It's all what a culture starts doing when it starts to malfunction.
00:50:58.000 There's a computer virus in Western civilization right now, and it's the same virus we've always had.
00:51:03.000 We fought two world wars based on this virus, and it's called communism.
00:51:07.000 And I think communism ultimately comes back to blasphemy.
00:51:11.000 You're playing God.
00:51:13.000 You're saying, I'm better at running someone's life than themselves.
00:51:18.000 And, you know, the Christian Bible
00:51:23.000 Is really the best at this.
00:51:25.000 It's very pro self-empowerment.
00:51:28.000 You know, I know it says what rendered a Caesar what is his, but that just means don't get arrested for not paying your tax.
00:51:35.000 It doesn't mean worship Caesar.
00:51:38.000 There's story after story in the Bible where the person who takes a risk, the prodigal son, does something dangerous and sticks his neck out, and he's rewarded, even though it seems like what he did was reckless.
00:51:51.000 They encourage that individualism.
00:51:54.000 And I think that's a message directly from the big guy that says, look, I set you guys off.
00:52:00.000 You know, kids get cancer for a reason.
00:52:02.000 It's all chance.
00:52:03.000 There's a randomness in there.
00:52:05.000 I'm not gonna make you all supermen.
00:52:07.000 That's boring.
00:52:08.000 What, you just walk off a building, fall down and hit your face, and then you get up and you're fine? 1.00
00:52:12.000 That's stupid. 1.00
00:52:13.000 That's like being dead. 1.00
00:52:14.000 That's being in heaven.
00:52:15.000 That's not a life.
00:52:17.000 I want there to be chance.
00:52:18.000 I want there to be risk.
00:52:19.000 And I want you to be an individual.
00:52:20.000 Don't let anyone tell you what to do.
00:52:23.000 Follow your heart.
00:52:23.000 Follow your instincts.
00:52:26.000 And these communists have trained women to ignore their instincts and tell them that they don't want love. 1.00
00:52:34.000 Tell them that they want to be men.
00:52:35.000 You don't want to settle down and make a home.
00:52:37.000 You want to be in an action movie and you want to get used by guys until you're no longer considered attractive, which in New York, by the way, is 35.
00:52:46.000 You're dead at 35.
00:52:48.000 Women think they're 10 years younger than they are in New York, and they're actually 10 years older. 1.00
00:52:53.000 A 35-year-old New York is treated like a 45-year-old everywhere else in the country.
00:52:57.000 That's why I call New York an elephant's graveyard for ovaries, because they come here and get forgotten.
00:53:04.000 So all this meddling and telling people, forcing people,
00:53:09.000 To follow this route is making them brutally unhappy.
00:53:15.000 You know, they say God bless America and America is the freest nation on earth.
00:53:18.000 I think that those two are related.
00:53:20.000 Because the freer you are, the more of an individual you are, the more liberty you have, and the closer you are to nature.
00:53:27.000 The less someone is playing God with your life, the freer you are.
00:53:30.000 So the closer you are to God, right?
00:53:33.000 This was all in the plan with the big boom 3.5 billion years ago when the first domino was pushed and it led to those multi-cell organisms that eventually became furry mammals and then we beat out the dinosaurs and now we became human beings.
00:53:46.000 The plan was always individual liberty, follow nature, follow the blueprint.
00:53:52.000 And the blueprint involves getting married and having kids.
00:53:54.000 You can party, I'm not going to fault you for that.
00:53:58.000 I still party quite a bit.
00:54:01.000 But eventually, you know, you started getting, you got drunk when you were 14.
00:54:04.000 You're 24 now.
00:54:04.000 That's 10 years.
00:54:06.000 That's 740,000 joints.
00:54:06.000 That's a kilogram of cocaine.
00:54:08.000 That is three entire barrel loads of bourbon.
00:54:12.000 That's 1.2 million beers.
00:54:22.000 Do you get it yet?
00:54:22.000 You've had 32 STDs, and you've had sex with almost 100 people.
00:54:27.000 You haven't sowed your wild oats yet? 1.00
00:54:29.000 What are you, mentally ill? 0.99
00:54:32.000 It's time to move on to the new chapter, and that involves putting a ring on it and making babies. 1.00
00:54:37.000 Don't become a shit chest. 1.00
00:54:39.000 And guys, I don't envy you, man. 1.00
00:54:43.000 You're in a tough situation because women are turned on by creeps and jerks, but you don't want to be a creep or a jerk. 1.00
00:54:53.000 So my best advice is continue to molest women and be creepy about it but once in a while pull out your phone and say either you show me your tits or I'm calling the cops right now. 1.00
00:55:05.000 That shows that you're just kidding and it is a nice little sort of a break. 0.99
00:55:09.000 A little check.
00:55:10.000 A little check and balance to make sure you're not turning into Harvey Weinstein.
00:55:16.000 It's a rocky time guys but do not give up.
00:55:18.000 You need to stay horny. 1.00