Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - December 06, 2017


Get Off My Lawn Podcast #3 | I Screwed Up


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 30 minutes

Words per Minute

165.98564

Word Count

15,030

Sentence Count

1,289

Misogynist Sentences

121

Hate Speech Sentences

99


Summary

Anthony Bourdain reveals why he thinks Harvey Weinstein masturbated in front of him, Chelsea Skidmore reveals why she doesn t want to have sex with a married woman, and why she thinks Lauren Savant should get married to a man. And why he doesn t think it's a good idea to have a threesome with someone you're not in a relationship with. Plus, he tells the story of how he almost killed a woman in a hot tub with Harvey Weinstein, and how he thinks it's time for women to get married. And he explains why it's not okay to have threesomes with women you don't even remotely care about, unless you're in a committed relationship. And he also explains why he's not interested in having sex with anyone but a woman he's in a serious relationship with, unless she wants to be his wife. And, of course, he also has a theory about why he wants to have an affair with someone he doesn't even care about. And that's not even close to as bad as the one he's talking about. And we're not talking about sex at all, which is what you should be doing with a woman who s engaged to a guy he's been dating for a year or more than a year. Also, he talks about how he feels like he should get a vasectomy, which could be a good thing, but isn't doing it because he's just not into it. And finally, he thinks is a bad idea, but we'll leave it at that... and we'll talk about it. We'll see you next week. Thanks for listening to this episode of Thick & Thru It! in the comments section. Thank you so much for listening and Good Morning America! - Caitlyn's new book, Good For You? Good Morning, Good Life, Good Day, and Good For Me? by Caitlyn and I hope you're having a Happy Holidays! Thank You, Caitlyn, I'll See You Next Monday. -Jonah and I'll Talk About That's a Good Day in the House of Goodfellas Well, Good Night, Good Ol' Day, Good Luck, Good Blessings, Good Gotta Have a Happy New Day, Bye Bye, Bye, Love, Bye. --Jonah & I'll Come Back Soon, Bye -- -- -- -- Cheers, Kristy and I'm Back


Transcript

00:00:00.000 I screwed up.
00:00:02.000 I screwed up really bad.
00:00:05.000 And it happened on Wednesday.
00:00:07.000 It's still plaguing me.
00:00:11.000 I can't get over it.
00:00:13.000 That was the beginning of last week's episode.
00:00:15.000 I can't get over it.
00:00:17.000 So, I knew this girl, Chelsea Skidmore.
00:00:21.000 And she worked for me.
00:00:23.000 After I left Vice, I used to do do's and don'ts at Vice.
00:00:27.000 I left it and they took the name, so I just called it Street Boners.
00:00:30.000 Because a boner can be a positive thing and it can mean a gaffe.
00:00:35.000 So I called them street boners and I didn't make them, I just rated them kitten heads.
00:00:39.000 Zero to ten kitten heads.
00:00:41.000 It didn't take.
00:00:41.000 I did a book of it.
00:00:42.000 It didn't sell.
00:00:44.000 So I gave up on that.
00:00:45.000 The free market wasn't interested in my boners.
00:00:48.000 But she took them.
00:00:49.000 And we got along great.
00:00:51.000 And she was a sexy broad.
00:00:54.000 So there was flirtatious jokes.
00:00:56.000 I never horsed around with her.
00:00:57.000 Obviously, I'm married.
00:01:00.000 But I had her on my show, on Anthony's show.
00:01:03.000 I had her on Compound Media, the Gavin McInnes Show, one of the first episodes.
00:01:06.000 And I interviewed her in Anthony's hot tub wearing a bikini.
00:01:11.000 So when I saw her on Instagram saying, F you Harvey Weinstein, with her fingers up, I texted her.
00:01:20.000 I don't even remember how I saw her on Instagram.
00:01:22.000 I think she liked one of my pictures and I was doing that drunk thing where you check out people who like you.
00:01:29.000 It's a pathetic thing to do, really.
00:01:31.000 It means that you should get off your phone.
00:01:34.000 But I saw that picture and I messaged her and I go, whoa, what happened?
00:01:38.000 What happened with you and Weinstein?
00:01:40.000 And she goes, five separate times, he masturbated in front of me.
00:01:45.000 And so I delicately said, can you come on my show?
00:01:48.000 And she goes, I don't know.
00:01:50.000 I said, please, please, please.
00:01:53.000 Look, we'll do it your way.
00:01:55.000 I mean, I won't be exploitative.
00:01:58.000 She goes, yeah, I just...
00:01:59.000 And then, actually no, I didn't say that initially.
00:02:02.000 I said, my first idea was what I pitched to Lauren Savant.
00:02:05.000 Lauren Savant was the one who went on Huffington Post, I think it was.
00:02:09.000 I can't remember where.
00:02:10.000 She was also on a bunch of daily shows.
00:02:12.000 News shows.
00:02:13.000 She's a news lady.
00:02:14.000 She used to work at Fox News.
00:02:15.000 I know her very well.
00:02:16.000 Set her up on dates.
00:02:18.000 I think she's the catch of the century.
00:02:19.000 And as a married man, when you know a beautiful, smart woman, you don't want to have sex with her, your first thing is, we gotta get you married!
00:02:27.000 We gotta get you breeding!
00:02:28.000 You're good for humankind!
00:02:31.000 So let's get you a guy!
00:02:32.000 So, I'm always trying to hook her up with guys.
00:02:36.000 That's how I feel about roaming millennial and all these chicks.
00:02:40.000 And it works too.
00:02:41.000 In fact, my biggest thing with Chelsea was, we got to get you married.
00:02:45.000 And she kept, I was looking at our old texts and she would say things like, I want Leslie Arfin's career.
00:02:49.000 I want to get into comedy and I need this break and that break.
00:02:52.000 And I said to her, I was reading my texts and it said, why are you so into your career?
00:02:57.000 Why are you so obsessed with your comedy career?
00:03:01.000 It's not in your blood.
00:03:02.000 I don't think I said that part.
00:03:04.000 So you need a man, you need to get married.
00:03:05.000 So as I checked in with her this week, after at least a year,
00:03:10.000 Uh, she said, I'm engaged to this guy.
00:03:13.000 I look him up, total hunk.
00:03:15.000 I'm very happy about it.
00:03:17.000 And, uh, so I said to her, let's do a thing that I want to do with Lauren Savant where we, I blame you.
00:03:28.000 And I say, I take the Donna Karan route and I say, you are clearly asking for it.
00:03:34.000 Look, let's not play dumb.
00:03:35.000 We've all seen Harvey Weinstein.
00:03:37.000 You wanted him to masturbate in front of you.
00:03:39.000 Of course you did.
00:03:40.000 You wanted to see his weird slacks at his knees, and his belt sort of bouncing, clinking.
00:03:45.000 And you wanted to see his long shirt untucked, hanging down over his tiny genitalia.
00:03:50.000 And you wanted to see his sweaty, pervy, corporate brow, uh, dripping.
00:03:56.000 You wanted to hear him grunting, like all women do!
00:03:59.000 Because that's a funny take, don't you think?
00:04:02.000 Clearly, it's almost not funny because it's so obvious, right?
00:04:07.000 It's too big of a joke.
00:04:09.000 And she says, absolutely not.
00:04:10.000 I don't want to do that.
00:04:11.000 I want to take it serious.
00:04:12.000 Okay, fine.
00:04:14.000 So I get her on the show on Wednesday.
00:04:17.000 And I show... I open the show with a picture of her and I in the hot tub from when she was on my previous show.
00:04:27.000 And the dialogue back then on my old show was horrific.
00:04:33.000 Like, if you just dip your ear into any one of my old shows, it makes the worst porno seem like a church seminar.
00:04:41.000 I mean, every single minute was pure raunch.
00:04:44.000 It was like, it was like the worst Howard Stern gets 100% of the time.
00:04:49.000 So, we were talking about disgusting stuff, I won't even repeat.
00:04:52.000 And she goes, I'm not doing this.
00:04:54.000 And then she closes her computer, meaning she ends the Skype call.
00:04:59.000 And as I saw, you know, you get this perspective as the camera shuts down, you sort of see like the room all blurry.
00:05:05.000 And then you see the keyboard for a nanosecond and you go, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:05:10.000 And then I start texting her.
00:05:11.000 We're not going to do that.
00:05:13.000 I'm sorry.
00:05:14.000 We're taking that out.
00:05:14.000 We're taking that out.
00:05:15.000 And she goes, that was rude.
00:05:17.000 That's exactly what I said I didn't want to do.
00:05:19.000 Goodbye.
00:05:20.000 Then, bloop bloop, she goes offline on Skype, and I am apoplectic.
00:05:26.000 I swear, I punch the wall, I kick my foot through a box in the hallway, I text her 900 times, sort of like what I would imagine Harvey Weinstein would do.
00:05:38.000 I even go, I find her fiance on Instagram, I go to his site, and I write him this big long heart bleeding email saying, please look, we'll do it your way, like a bitch, and it didn't work, and she's gone.
00:05:57.000 It would have been such a perfect episode.
00:05:59.000 I didn't talk about it on the show because you don't want to tune into a show and say, Hi, we almost had Donald Trump come on the show, but we did not get him.
00:06:07.000 So we're going to have an impersonator come on.
00:06:09.000 You don't want to hear about how this show isn't as good as it could have been.
00:06:14.000 But man, it could have been good.
00:06:15.000 And that was the same episode I had Scott Adams on, John Lott.
00:06:20.000 And I have no friends in show business anymore because of Trump.
00:06:24.000 So she's the only one I know.
00:06:25.000 She's like a comedian chick.
00:06:28.000 She's the only one I know.
00:06:29.000 And talk about a quality of guest.
00:06:32.000 This is on the front page of the New York Post all week.
00:06:35.000 Harv Nadeau.
00:06:36.000 Weinstein screwed up again.
00:06:37.000 What a disgusting perf.
00:06:38.000 I believe those were the top three headlines.
00:06:41.000 And I think, like this could be on Hannity.
00:06:44.000 Woman was accosted by Harvey Weinstein five separate times.
00:06:51.000 Ugh!
00:06:52.000 I'm actually re-getting mad about it.
00:06:53.000 It's one of those things where you get over it, and this was three days ago, I can feel myself getting over it.
00:06:59.000 It's like a relationship.
00:07:01.000 I say to girls, you know, you date him for three years, say you're 29, it's gonna take you a year and a half to get over him.
00:07:08.000 Because it takes, relationships take 50% of the time of the relationship to move on.
00:07:13.000 Something big like a betrayal of someone if someone takes your patent or something and some guy you started You know you invented something with that's gonna take the same amount of time so say you spend three years Developing software for some website and some guy takes it from you.
00:07:29.000 You're gonna be mad for three years relationships 50% of the time Losing a good guest not long at all three days.
00:07:37.000 We're on the third day.
00:07:38.000 I'm getting over it, but man It would have been good
00:07:42.000 But she was scared.
00:07:44.000 I was going to say, you're a slut.
00:07:46.000 And let me defend myself briefly here.
00:07:51.000 The reason I took that crazy angle and the reason I showed her in the hot tub was obviously not to frame her, not to ambush her.
00:07:57.000 I want what's best for Chelsea.
00:07:59.000 Always have.
00:08:02.000 But I didn't want to be a hypocrite.
00:08:04.000 And I think a lot of the people on the right are so happy to have this kill, this fresh kill, that we jump in and we just start diving into the cadaver.
00:08:18.000 And it is delicious.
00:08:20.000 It is delicious watching the left implode.
00:08:22.000 It is delicious tasting their hypocrisy.
00:08:27.000 But it's gonna bite you in the ass if you pretend that everything remotely sexual or flirtatious is evil.
00:08:35.000 I'm not defending Harvey Weinstein, obviously.
00:08:37.000 But what I wanted to say with Chelsea was, I've been flirtatious with you, I've been inappropriate, made rude jokes, because you're a pretty girl, and you're aware of that, but there's a line that is crystal clear as your employer, and I can see it clear as day, and I don't go over it.
00:08:57.000 And Donald Trump in the bus,
00:09:00.000 And by the way, they're already using this against us.
00:09:01.000 Sean King was saying, you know, Harvey Weinstein, everything bad about him?
00:09:05.000 That's in the White House right now.
00:09:06.000 And he was talking about the grab the pussy thing in the bus.
00:09:09.000 The bus is a great example of the line.
00:09:12.000 He was joking.
00:09:13.000 He was saying, they let you do it.
00:09:15.000 Consent, major part of it.
00:09:18.000 Obviously.
00:09:19.000 And then he also talked about crossing the line, and he said, I went to a furniture store, I bought her a bunch of furniture, I was a complete, I believe he called himself a faggot.
00:09:28.000 And it didn't work, and she dumped me, and then I went, oh well, and gave up.
00:09:33.000 I didn't accost her.
00:09:34.000 That's what Trump was saying.
00:09:36.000 Even in his most raunchy, jokey, private conversation, he's describing consent, because that's what men want at the end of the day.
00:09:43.000 Men are not rapists.
00:09:45.000 Men don't enjoy that.
00:09:46.000 When men find out someone raped, they want to throw them in jail.
00:09:51.000 When they find out that it's someone they know, they want to go and kill the guy.
00:09:56.000 Which, as Crowder pointed out, why are there- where are the boyfriends and the husbands?
00:10:00.000 I'll tell you where the boyfriends and the husbands are.
00:10:04.000 The victims of Harvey Weinstein's husbands and boyfriends have been held down on the couch and told to stay there.
00:10:12.000 You know, Leslie Arfin told me a story about her in the workplace getting molested, and I'm sort of her dad.
00:10:21.000 She's been... I will describe myself as a mentor to her.
00:10:24.000 Now, she snatched a pebble from my hand and ran with it, but when she started out, I think I had a lot to do with her getting into writing.
00:10:31.000 And, uh...
00:10:32.000 When she told me that story, I was like, well, I'm getting on a plane, he's dead.
00:10:35.000 And then she begged and pleaded with me, don't, don't, don't, it'll be bad for my career, I'm just gonna drop it, let's move on.
00:10:41.000 So I said, okay, for you, I won't go kill him.
00:10:46.000 And that's what I think, I mean, we've all heard these stories a million times, and you hear the husband say, she begged and begged and begged for me not to do anything, so I dropped it.
00:10:56.000 That's what happens to all these husbands and boyfriends.
00:10:58.000 But anyway,
00:11:02.000 Trump talked about consent, and Harvey Weinstein ignored consent.
00:11:07.000 So, I don't want to throw the baby out with the bathwater.
00:11:10.000 I know of a lot of guys, in fact, in my personal life, 100% of the time, some guy's been accused of sexual assault.
00:11:16.000 He's been innocent.
00:11:18.000 Harvey Weinstein's not innocent, by the way.
00:11:20.000 I want to make that clear.
00:11:21.000 Donald Trump was innocent.
00:11:24.000 Harvey Weinstein was not.
00:11:25.000 Dove Charney at American Apparel, accused.
00:11:29.000 Multiple times.
00:11:30.000 Totally innocent.
00:11:30.000 Know the guy well.
00:11:31.000 I wrote an article about it from... I forget what it's called.
00:11:35.000 Look it up, Dave.
00:11:36.000 Tackymag.com, Dove Charney, Steven Seagal, Terry Richardson.
00:11:42.000 Anyway, Terrence, another guy.
00:11:45.000 Totally innocent.
00:11:45.000 Anthony Cumia, accused of domestic abuse.
00:11:49.000 Because a woman lied and said that on her periscope, and her stepmother called the cops, and once the cops are called, they're done.
00:11:57.000 Now, the danger here is, if we pretend to be church ladies, and pretend that we're really offended by everything, then we become them.
00:12:08.000 And I know it's fun to play dirty pool, and give them a taste of their own medicine, but it's a dangerous game.
00:12:13.000 For example, Jimmy Kimmel came out and cried his crocodile tears about the shooting in Vegas, and that picked a fight with the right.
00:12:25.000 What are you doing, Dave?
00:12:27.000 You're showing me a video.
00:12:28.000 I said an article on Tacky Mag.
00:12:32.000 Wow.
00:12:32.000 It's an article on TheRebel.media.
00:12:34.000 Yeah.
00:12:35.000 I don't write... It's not an article on TheRebel.media.
00:12:37.000 It's a video, and I don't write for TheRebel.media.
00:12:40.000 I never have.
00:12:42.000 By the way, I'm going to get to Dave in a second because liberals, I'm pro-life and I feel whenever I see someone with Down syndrome, I think liberals are trying to execute you.
00:12:53.000 They're trying to end you completely.
00:12:56.000 And I, I work with, Dave has Down syndrome and I, as a pro-lifer, I don't want him to die.
00:13:03.000 Yes, there it is.
00:13:04.000 Sexually charged from Cheney to Seagal.
00:13:10.000 So those guys were innocent, Weinstein is not, and we're pretending to be church ladies about a lot of stuff because it's fun, but it's disingenuous and dangerous.
00:13:17.000 For example, Jimmy Kimmel came out, cried crocodile tears, and he- everyone's digging through his past, and they're finding things like, he used to do a game on The Man Show, where he'd put something in his pants, like a wrench, and then have girls on the street feel it, and then go, that's a wrench!
00:13:35.000 And at one point I think he says, put your mouth on it.
00:13:38.000 Uh, that's funny.
00:13:41.000 And it's fun to pillory him.
00:13:44.000 And give him a taste of his own medicine.
00:13:46.000 He's Mr. Morality now.
00:13:48.000 And it's fun to show him that he's not.
00:13:50.000 But let's not throw the baby out with the bathwater and ban jokes.
00:13:53.000 There's another thing that's going around.
00:13:55.000 Maybe you can find it, Dave.
00:13:57.000 It's Jimmy Kimmel in blackface.
00:13:59.000 He's completely brown.
00:14:01.000 And he's making fun of some really dumb basketball player.
00:14:04.000 Whose name I forget.
00:14:06.000 Kamal Marshall or something.
00:14:08.000 And he's talking about himself in second person or whatever it is.
00:14:12.000 When you say your own name.
00:14:13.000 I think it was, yeah, it was Karl Malone, right?
00:14:15.000 Karl Malone, yeah.
00:14:16.000 Here it is.
00:14:17.000 Uh, maybe play a bit of that.
00:14:20.000 So he's, he's completely brown in the video and he's talking like Karl Malone and everyone's saying, oh, Mr. Morality, you did a joke in blackface.
00:14:33.000 Sometime at night, Carmelo look up in the sky and say, what the hell going on up there?
00:14:39.000 The UFO live on another planet?
00:14:41.000 Falling in a hole like E.T.?
00:14:43.000 Carmelo read on TV about white people getting deducted by aliens, sticking all kind of hell up their butt.
00:14:49.000 And that's a damn thing.
00:14:51.000 Now, Carmelo never seen no flying saucer himself, but if he do, that's going to be a spooky time.
00:15:00.000 See?
00:15:01.000 That's really, really funny.
00:15:03.000 And when we pretend to be offended by everything just to get revenge, we end up becoming church ladies and banning awesome jokes.
00:15:12.000 So let's keep some perspective here.
00:15:15.000 Harvey Weinstein.
00:15:17.000 Scumbag.
00:15:18.000 I might orgasm if I beat him up.
00:15:22.000 Terry Richardson, Dove Charney, Anthony Cumia, not scumbags.
00:15:26.000 Jimmy Kimmel, annoying when he starts moralizing and becomes just another rich talk show host.
00:15:32.000 What is it about being a talk show host that turns you into a douche?
00:15:35.000 I know Jimmy Kimmel, awesome guy, hilarious guy, and most importantly, mean guy.
00:15:42.000 His jokes are mean.
00:15:45.000 He'll, he'll, like, tie your shoelaces together when you're sitting at the table.
00:15:49.000 He's a jerk.
00:15:50.000 Prankster.
00:15:51.000 Pothead.
00:15:53.000 And so it doesn't suit his personality to be like this.
00:15:55.000 But when we start saying, oh, you dressed up as a brown person and you did a joke, we hate that.
00:16:00.000 No, don't do that.
00:16:03.000 And that brings me to this whole concept of Weinstein and what is really amazing about this whole controversy is it has inadvertently shown the left that men and women are different.
00:16:17.000 And I love when this happens.
00:16:18.000 I love the cannibalism of the left.
00:16:20.000 I'm gonna do a video about it, actually, where I have summed up the ten things, ten examples of the left cannibalizing themselves, like when you have Black Lives Matter attacking the ACLU.
00:16:33.000 How great is that?
00:16:35.000 Black Lives Matter hates the ACLU because the ACLU supports free speech, and free speech includes Nazis, so, according to Black Lives Matter, the ACLU is now racist.
00:16:44.000 You have them all, the Dadaka Dreamers attacking Nancy Pelosi, who loves them, who sees them as her bread and butter, yet they're attacking her.
00:16:54.000 Or you have all these liberal professors getting booted out of their own classrooms for being white, and then suing the school.
00:17:02.000 Or you had those students at Berkeley storming out of their class because it's racist to have a test right after the hurricane in Mexico.
00:17:14.000 I'm not kidding.
00:17:16.000 Can you believe how funny reality is?
00:17:18.000 Poor comedians.
00:17:19.000 That's why comedians only do jokes about Trump now, because reality is funny enough.
00:17:24.000 They stormed out of their classroom because they wanted to take their test home.
00:17:30.000 Have you got that footage, Dave?
00:17:32.000 Do you know what I'm talking about?
00:17:34.000 And they have great quotes like, as she's leaving the room, she goes, y'all can take this test, but people are dying out there.
00:17:41.000 Isn't that implicit when you do a test?
00:17:44.000 That people on Earth somewhere are dying as you take the test?
00:17:50.000 I mean, I think with abortions, I believe there's a death in America every 97 seconds.
00:17:57.000 So, people are dying when you take tests.
00:18:00.000 That's inevitable when there's 7 billion of us and most of the world sucks.
00:18:07.000 But it's fun to see this implosion of the left in the wine scene is a great example of it.
00:18:10.000 I'm not just talking about
00:18:13.000 Discovering that Ben Affleck was molesting hosts and being a gross pig.
00:18:19.000 I'm talking about the entire concept of molestation.
00:18:24.000 For example, you're a dude, and you want a job, and it's going to be 90k a year.
00:18:31.000 Again, with Hollywood, you're not going to be Angelina Jolie.
00:18:35.000 The ones who make 5 million dollars a movie, there's like 10.
00:18:39.000 There's a tiny handful of people making good money in films.
00:18:44.000 The vast majority make nothing, and I believe any sane person in Hollywood, they don't expect to get to the Jolie level, but they want to make 90k a year.
00:18:54.000 That's considered great.
00:18:55.000 Like Rose McGowan, for example.
00:18:58.000 Her career.
00:18:59.000 She's standing up against Weinstein.
00:19:01.000 She's all over the news.
00:19:02.000 She's probably made an average of 90k a year.
00:19:05.000 So you get offered a job like that.
00:19:07.000 I'm talking to you men.
00:19:09.000 And it's a gay guy.
00:19:10.000 It's your boss.
00:19:11.000 And he goes, okay, well, I guess we'll start on Monday.
00:19:14.000 Good, all right, great.
00:19:15.000 I'll bring my helmet in.
00:19:17.000 I'm a foreman for a construction site.
00:19:19.000 I'm head of the electrician's union in my county.
00:19:23.000 But first, obviously, just suck my balls.
00:19:27.000 Pardon me?
00:19:28.000 Just sort of tickle my scrotum while I masturbate.
00:19:33.000 Uh, no.
00:19:34.000 Yes!
00:19:35.000 Then he grabs you and you, what do you do?
00:19:36.000 You obviously beat him up.
00:19:40.000 You don't go, oh, well, here we go.
00:19:44.000 It would never occur to you.
00:19:46.000 Never!
00:19:46.000 That's because you're a dude.
00:19:50.000 You're a straight male.
00:19:53.000 Actually, I saw James Van Der Beek.
00:19:55.000 I think he was on Dawson's Creek.
00:19:56.000 He said, a gay man grabbed my ass.
00:19:59.000 Yeah, so what?
00:20:01.000 Big deal.
00:20:03.000 I was only 18.
00:20:03.000 Alright, so you either punch him or you laugh it off.
00:20:08.000 Gay guys hit on- I live in New York City.
00:20:09.000 I always get ogled by homos.
00:20:11.000 I actually get mad sometimes.
00:20:13.000 If the guy's like a 5, and he's ogling me, I go, are you- I'm way out of your league, dude!
00:20:19.000 That's- that's hurtful!
00:20:21.000 That you would wink at me.
00:20:24.000 Meanwhile, women who breastfeed in public never wink back.
00:20:30.000 But you beat them up.
00:20:31.000 And then you have all these women and you look at these women and you go, how important is it that you get into Hollywood?
00:20:37.000 So I think a lot of us, our first instinct with Gwyneth Paltrow or something is you should have punched him in the face and called the cops.
00:20:44.000 Why did you do it?
00:20:45.000 Like Asia Argento, in her movie in 1999, I forget what it was called, but she had Joe Coleman play Harvey Weinstein.
00:20:52.000 I think his name was Harry in the movie.
00:20:54.000 You can find it on Instagram.
00:20:57.000 And she shows Harry, Harvey,
00:21:04.000 Saying give me a massage.
00:21:05.000 That was his MO by the way He'd say give me a massage, and then he'd either grab them or masturbate or something gross Like they were gonna get into the mood massaging his big giant body his big beanbag chair of a body So he grabbed her and she went through with it and men Don't get that men don't really get rape Because they put themselves in the woman's shoes, and they go I would just beat him up
00:21:31.000 And they assume women are as strong as men, and feminism, in a way, trivializes rape.
00:21:39.000 Because feminism says women are men, and men would beat up that guy if he did that, so why didn't you beat him up?
00:21:47.000 And you go, because it's a woman.
00:21:50.000 And they are genetically predisposed to acquiesce.
00:21:54.000 They are genetically predisposed to listen to a man and go, well, he's my boss.
00:22:00.000 He knows what he's doing.
00:22:01.000 I guess I'll do this thing.
00:22:04.000 And they also, afterwards, would just go, that was a thing that happened and it's happened before and it's normalized.
00:22:12.000 And so they get on.
00:22:13.000 Whereas a man, if a man is molested by a gay, it burns him for years and he wants to kill the guy.
00:22:21.000 I'm not- now I sound like I'm trivializing rape.
00:22:24.000 Obviously, it burns women too, but, you know, if you knew an actor who had to blow a director that was male, and he was a guy, I mean, you'd go, well, are you in an insane asylum?
00:22:40.000 It's different for men, obviously.
00:22:41.000 For women, it's obviously terrible too.
00:22:45.000 They should press charges, but a lot of the times they don't because culturally this molestation is much more normalized with women.
00:22:52.000 And that's a bad thing, by the way.
00:22:54.000 I don't want it normalized.
00:22:55.000 I want Harvey Weinstein, the first time it ever happens, I want the cops called.
00:23:00.000 And I'm not talking about rivaled jokes or doing an interview with a woman in a bikini in a hot tub.
00:23:07.000 I'm talking about groping, grabbing, illegal acts.
00:23:10.000 The Magna Carta thought of this.
00:23:13.000 We've got all this written down, like with Mattress Girl.
00:23:16.000 That was that woman at Columbia.
00:23:17.000 She was having consensual vaginal intercourse.
00:23:20.000 It became anal.
00:23:21.000 She said, according to her, she said no.
00:23:23.000 He continued, she went to the police.
00:23:26.000 Now I know cops.
00:23:29.000 And the story I got was she went to the police and they saw her sending flirtatious texts to him after the fact.
00:23:36.000 And they go, you realize that saying rape when it's not rape is a big, serious crime, right?
00:23:44.000 And she left the police and said, I didn't feel safe with the police, so I decided to do it through the school.
00:23:49.000 She carried a mattress around, and he ended up suing the school, by the way.
00:23:52.000 I believe he won.
00:23:54.000 And, uh... Dave, you never found me that clip.
00:24:03.000 What happened there?
00:24:04.000 I got it.
00:24:05.000 Just you went on to the next thing I was waiting for.
00:24:08.000 Okay.
00:24:09.000 It kills the flow of the podcast, but I'm, I'm cheap, and I hate, the thing about cheap people is they hate being taken advantage of, and part of that is we don't let things go.
00:24:19.000 That's why I'm still mad about losing Chelsea as a guest.
00:24:22.000 We, we hold on to gripes.
00:24:23.000 It's a Scottish thing.
00:24:25.000 We'll be mad for centuries.
00:24:27.000 Like Milo, when he appeared on Anthony Comey's show, I said, you're dead to me.
00:24:31.000 And then about a year later, I go, all right, we can talk again.
00:24:34.000 It took me a year to get over that.
00:24:37.000 And I don't think Anthony even knew he was doing it.
00:24:41.000 Anyway.
00:24:42.000 Uh, the Weinstein thing.
00:24:44.000 So, well let's just show the clip just for the sake of getting it out of the way.
00:24:48.000 I think you'll... Go to the end.
00:25:05.000 Can you just stop?
00:25:06.000 Stop.
00:25:07.000 Do you know what she's saying right there?
00:25:10.000 It's Hispanic students at Berkeley and they're saying, not everyone has a place to sleep, not everyone has a nice happy home with rich parents.
00:25:18.000 So, they're not saying that they're that.
00:25:20.000 They're just acknowledging that poor people exist.
00:25:24.000 So, I don't want to take the test here in class, I want to take it home and do it over the course of maybe two days.
00:25:30.000 They're sort of implying that they're homeless people, and they're going to live in a box underneath the bridge, and that's why it's going to take them longer to do the test because they're poor Hispanics.
00:25:39.000 Meanwhile, they're at Berkeley.
00:25:41.000 Okay, you got some dough.
00:25:42.000 You're doing okay.
00:25:45.000 And I bet they all do have nice homes to go home to.
00:25:48.000 Anyway.
00:25:50.000 The Weinstein thing.
00:25:53.000 It is an example that women are different.
00:25:55.000 Women are weaker than men.
00:25:58.000 They're stronger when it comes to a lot of things like endurance and pain.
00:26:02.000 They can give birth and stuff like that.
00:26:04.000 But physically, they're not as strong as men.
00:26:07.000 So they're victims.
00:26:08.000 And that is why we have laws.
00:26:11.000 That is why we have laws that protect against false allegations, which Mattress Girl ran into.
00:26:18.000 And so,
00:26:20.000 In a traditional conservative world, Weinstein's caught a lot quicker because we haven't normalized this concept that men are the same as women.
00:26:32.000 We cherish women more.
00:26:34.000 We cherish their chastity more.
00:26:37.000 To call a woman a slut is different than calling a man a slut.
00:26:46.000 That was all the feminists just driving away, leaving this podcast, because they don't agree with me.
00:26:53.000 And women don't like that.
00:26:54.000 Feminists don't like that.
00:26:55.000 They go on slut walks.
00:26:56.000 Amber Rose just had a big slut walk, where they walk down the street dressed in ways that titillate me.
00:27:03.000 And they have the word slut written on them, which also titillates me.
00:27:07.000 And they say, in your face, me!
00:27:09.000 We like wearing fishnet stockings and garter belts and having our breasts hanging out.
00:27:15.000 And I go, yeah, I know.
00:27:17.000 I designed those things.
00:27:21.000 Lingerie was designed by men.
00:27:23.000 The shapes are male.
00:27:25.000 We're the ones who want to emphasize your thighs and buttocks.
00:27:28.000 And then you're wearing that to show me what again?
00:27:32.000 That being a slut is cool?
00:27:33.000 Okay.
00:27:36.000 I like boobies.
00:27:38.000 The fact that women walk around New York City saying, we're gonna have our tits hang out!
00:27:42.000 In your face, literally!
00:27:45.000 And you go, yeah, I know.
00:27:46.000 I love tits.
00:27:48.000 You look amazing.
00:27:50.000 And it's totally legal in New York.
00:27:52.000 The only problem with it is men are gonna ogle you.
00:27:55.000 And that's natural.
00:27:57.000 That's the way, I believe, boobies exist, because man started walking upright, and no longer was a butt in your face, so evolution went, we're gonna have to put a butt on our chest, I'm sorry.
00:28:10.000 We'll put nipples on it, there's already there, but we need some sort of a butt up here, where the eyes are, or we're not gonna have humans.
00:28:17.000 Okay, fine, I'll make a chest butt.
00:28:22.000 So,
00:28:24.000 Being a slut is different when you're male and female.
00:28:27.000 And Weinstein has exposed that.
00:28:29.000 They've exposed that men and women are different.
00:28:33.000 Men hear about molestation and their first thought is, why didn't you beat his ass?
00:28:37.000 Why didn't your husband beat his ass?
00:28:39.000 Why didn't your boyfriend beat his ass?
00:28:41.000 Oh, because women are different than men.
00:28:44.000 Oh, I get it now.
00:28:49.000 I'm shooting the, I'm not shooting, I'm recording this podcast in my home.
00:28:53.000 So you're going to hear trucks and dogs and various things.
00:28:58.000 My stupid dog that I feel nothing for.
00:29:03.000 Nothing.
00:29:04.000 I don't dislike my dog.
00:29:05.000 I don't like my dog.
00:29:06.000 I see it as
00:29:09.000 A piece of garbage.
00:29:14.000 I'm sorry.
00:29:14.000 I'll never hurt it.
00:29:17.000 But then I wouldn't hurt a stuffed animal.
00:29:17.000 Don't get me wrong.
00:29:20.000 Because I don't have time.
00:29:22.000 If he were to die of natural causes, I would feel sad that my kids are gonna be sad.
00:29:29.000 But the actual dog itself?
00:29:31.000 I could look in its face as it died and just go... Goodbye.
00:29:31.000 Nah.
00:29:39.000 Anyway.
00:29:41.000 You get what I'm saying?
00:29:42.000 The Weinstein thing?
00:29:46.000 Don't let it make us humorless.
00:29:48.000 Don't let it make us unable to tolerate any kind of jokes or flirtation.
00:29:53.000 Don't let it make us into liberals in the workplace.
00:29:56.000 We should still be able to joke.
00:29:58.000 There was a big controversy this week about Barstool Sports.
00:30:01.000 Someone leaked their documents and their employment contract.
00:30:09.000 And in it, it said, look, we make offensive jokes here.
00:30:13.000 Sometimes they'll be sexual.
00:30:15.000 Sometimes we do stupid shit.
00:30:19.000 Don't sue us because of it.
00:30:21.000 And she went, you see?
00:30:22.000 Sexism is prevalent.
00:30:24.000 And I think the right might want to glom onto that and go, yeah.
00:30:29.000 Barstool sports.
00:30:30.000 Disgusting.
00:30:31.000 Liberals are disgusting perverts.
00:30:33.000 No, no, no, no.
00:30:34.000 You don't want a world where barstool sports can't make stupid jokes.
00:30:38.000 Let's not get on the church lady bandwagon.
00:30:42.000 So I read that employment contract and I went, yeah.
00:30:44.000 In fact, Dov Charney at American Apparel, after getting sued 50 times for 40 grand each, it adds up.
00:30:50.000 And so he had a thing that said, working at American Apparel is a sexually charged environment, you might hear things or see things that you find offensive, uh, don't work here if you don't like that.
00:31:01.000 And it wasn't him saying, I get to be- you have to be my sex slave if you work here.
00:31:05.000 It was him saying, don't sue me for stupid crap.
00:31:09.000 So, that's-
00:31:12.000 I don't want a world where you can't make jokes.
00:31:15.000 I think it ends up hurting the people that you purport to help.
00:31:20.000 Like a black woman at work now.
00:31:24.000 I work by myself with my semi-handicapped producer, but I don't have... I don't have...
00:31:34.000 I don't work with a black woman, but I would imagine if you work at somewhere like that's in the office, right?
00:31:39.000 The paper place.
00:31:40.000 I would imagine that when a black woman walks into the lunchroom, there's sort of a palpable tension.
00:31:46.000 Because it's a woman and she's black and we've made so many rules about that and not offending women and black people and blah blah blah.
00:31:55.000 Oh my god, if she was handicapped.
00:31:56.000 That people go, I don't want to lose my job.
00:31:58.000 So I bet you that this culture has turned that person into a pariah.
00:32:03.000 And if you're a black woman who loves raunchy humor, which I bet is a disproportionate number of them.
00:32:10.000 They can't joke around.
00:32:11.000 It's almost like, imagine being a black person, woman at work today, and you probably have to walk in there and go, hey guys, relax, relax, relax.
00:32:21.000 Not gonna sue anyone.
00:32:23.000 You can joke around.
00:32:24.000 You can have fun.
00:32:25.000 You know, the Archie Bunker world has more racial diversity.
00:32:30.000 The old days of offensive jokes, yes, even racist jokes, is a more multicultural world.
00:32:39.000 I think that what happens with
00:32:42.000 With the liberals now is, they would just rather not be around blacks.
00:32:46.000 Because they don't want to screw it up.
00:32:48.000 And I think that's what's happening in the workforce.
00:32:50.000 It ends up isolating them more.
00:32:54.000 You know, back when you could make jokes, you could relax.
00:32:58.000 And I see this with the working class.
00:33:00.000 They're still there.
00:33:01.000 They're still making those jokes.
00:33:03.000 On a construction site, you still have Puerto Ricans, blacks, and whites all making fun of each other.
00:33:08.000 At my old boxing gym,
00:33:11.000 Race, the change room was all race, all the time.
00:33:14.000 Race and diet.
00:33:16.000 Because they all want to get, they talk like babysitters.
00:33:19.000 They all want to lose five pounds for this fight, so they all talk about like, oh I ate ice cubes, and I only ate raisins for two days, and I wore this plastic bag.
00:33:28.000 They're always trying to lose weight.
00:33:30.000 It's like they have eating disorders.
00:33:32.000 But the other thing they always talk about is race.
00:33:35.000 One guy sang, there were two black guys, but they were Hispanic.
00:33:38.000 And one of them was like, yo, I got that Puerto Rican in me.
00:33:42.000 The girls like that.
00:33:43.000 They like a bit of Puerto Rican.
00:33:45.000 And he goes, well, I got it.
00:33:45.000 My brother married a Dominican.
00:33:46.000 I got the Dominican in my family.
00:33:49.000 Uh, what?
00:33:51.000 I didn't say anything, but I felt like going.
00:33:53.000 You realize that when your brother marries someone, it doesn't affect your DNA.
00:33:59.000 It affects their offspring's DNA.
00:34:02.000 You're still whatever race you were before they got married, my friend.
00:34:05.000 Then we had this African dude with a huge phallus who would stand there and swing it and punch his chest and go, I am a real man!
00:34:14.000 I am a real man!
00:34:16.000 Look at this!
00:34:17.000 It was funny and fun.
00:34:20.000 And it was totally uncensored.
00:34:22.000 And the left is creating a world where we censor ourselves.
00:34:28.000 It hurts everything.
00:34:30.000 It hurts visible minorities, it hurts gays, it hurts women.
00:34:34.000 And we're seeing it more and more now.
00:34:36.000 And don't fall for it.
00:34:38.000 It is fun to mock Weinstein.
00:34:41.000 It's fun to mock Jimmy Kimmel.
00:34:44.000 But don't start becoming a church lady and saying, I disapprove of all jokes.
00:34:49.000 The Man Show was a hilarious show.
00:34:50.000 It's hilarious when Kimmel dresses up like that guy.
00:34:54.000 And, that basketball player does talk like that.
00:34:58.000 So, it's perfect satire.
00:35:00.000 He's doing a thing that's totally believable.
00:35:03.000 In fact, if you transcribed Kimmel's imitation, and then you wrote down some quotes from, what's his name?
00:35:08.000 Kamal Warner?
00:35:11.000 You wrote down some- Carl Malone.
00:35:12.000 Carl Malone.
00:35:13.000 You wrote down quotes from him, you'd see the same thing.
00:35:16.000 And Carl Malone's not a victim, okay?
00:35:17.000 The guy's very wealthy.
00:35:19.000 He's not crying himself to sleep at night.
00:35:23.000 And that, in that sense, and that's the moral of today's episode, we're protecting the left from themselves.
00:35:30.000 Because they want to create a world where censorship prevails, where the state handles all our problems.
00:35:38.000 They're communists, and I think they're genetically communist.
00:35:43.000 You know, Jared Taylor is a racist who I disavow, but he believes that everything is genetic.
00:35:50.000 I don't
00:36:06.000 And now, I've seen this a few times.
00:36:08.000 I have another friend in Canada, a masseuse named Scott.
00:36:13.000 We used to plant trees together.
00:36:15.000 His parents were missionaries, and he wanted to believe in God desperately, and he just couldn't.
00:36:21.000 It wasn't there for him.
00:36:22.000 And I think God made him that way.
00:36:24.000 As Ricky Gervais says, I'd like to thank God for making me an atheist.
00:36:28.000 I think it's natural to want questions answered, or you could genetically be predisposed to feel a sense of awe
00:36:36.000 I think I could argue that having a high IQ makes you religious.
00:36:41.000 Because you look at the infinite universe and go, this is magical beyond a normal mind.
00:36:50.000 Something big is going on here.
00:36:53.000 And I think maybe a small minded person would just go, it's a tree, whatever.
00:36:59.000 Or on my Thursday show, there's a snake mimicking Caterpillar.
00:37:04.000 Oh well, its head looks exactly like a deadly snake.
00:37:07.000 Eh, something happened.
00:37:10.000 But a smart person goes, wow, the microchip that started this 3.5 billion years ago is a magical piece.
00:37:17.000 Anyway, so
00:37:23.000 I believe a lot of liberals are genetically communist.
00:37:26.000 They genetically want problems solved for them.
00:37:29.000 And you see this if you are at a riot or any kind of a protest.
00:37:35.000 The second there's any kind of conflict, they scream, Police!
00:37:40.000 Police!
00:37:41.000 I was in New York right after 9-11, and there were these people.
00:37:45.000 They were all wearing white.
00:37:46.000 They looked like a weird cult.
00:37:48.000 And they were saying, uh, compassion, not revenge.
00:37:50.000 They were really worried about us hurting Muslims.
00:37:53.000 And they also had this anti-Israeli propaganda.
00:37:56.000 And, uh, this is Israel's fault.
00:37:58.000 And get mad at Israel, not the Middle East, holding up these signs wearing, like, white turtlenecks and stuff.
00:38:03.000 And there was some Jewish guy, biker, tough guy, with his girlfriend walking by.
00:38:09.000 That's New York.
00:38:11.000 And he spat on them.
00:38:14.000 And the second the spit hit this guy's white turtleneck, the anti-Semitic hippie liberal, he screamed, POLICE!
00:38:22.000 At the top of his lungs, right?
00:38:24.000 And then they got into a kerfuffle, and you know what everyone did?
00:38:28.000 Everyone grabbed the victim and the spitter and called the police and They the guy couldn't get loose.
00:38:36.000 He had like six people holding on to him.
00:38:38.000 I'm not exaggerating So let's say a dozen people holding both of these people so the police could come
00:38:44.000 And do what?
00:38:45.000 File a bunch of spit paperwork?
00:38:48.000 What are we doing?
00:38:49.000 And that's New York's all liberals, and that was liberals going, this has to be handled by police.
00:38:55.000 Saw a video the other day, it might have been fake, but if it wasn't, it's relevant to my argument.
00:39:00.000 And it was some MMA fighter and someone jumped out of the car in front of him and smashed his car with a baseball bat.
00:39:07.000 He gets out of the car, he knocks one guy out, and he chokes out the other guy.
00:39:11.000 And then he drives away.
00:39:13.000 And the woman recording it, you can hear her say, Did you get the plates?
00:39:16.000 Did you get the plates?
00:39:19.000 Did you get the license?
00:39:20.000 I saw this, another video, I think it was from last year in Columbus Day.
00:39:24.000 And it was a truck.
00:39:25.000 And all these protesters stood in front of the truck.
00:39:28.000 The truck just goes, you know what, screw this.
00:39:29.000 He runs over one of the, he just plows, plows forward.
00:39:33.000 One of them gets run over.
00:39:35.000 And that person's in a crumpled ball.
00:39:37.000 I don't know if the person's alive or not.
00:39:38.000 I couldn't tell.
00:39:39.000 What if it ran over his head?
00:39:41.000 And everyone on the tape is saying, did you get the license?
00:39:44.000 Yeah.
00:39:45.000 And the guy recording it is saying, I got it.
00:39:47.000 I got it.
00:39:48.000 Call the police, call the police.
00:39:50.000 And he was so thrilled that he had this guy's license plate and they can call the police.
00:39:56.000 That he didn't even care about the person who'd just been run over.
00:39:59.000 Dude, your buddy might be dead!
00:40:02.000 It's wonderful that you can call the cops, and you can go file paperwork, and this has been documented.
00:40:07.000 Good for you.
00:40:08.000 Great.
00:40:09.000 The authorities have this on record now.
00:40:11.000 Wonderful.
00:40:12.000 We're all impressed.
00:40:13.000 But someone is dying at your feet right now.
00:40:17.000 Don't worry about the authorities all the time.
00:40:20.000 And it's that communist mentality.
00:40:22.000 It's this need to report people.
00:40:24.000 I mean, that's how communism thrives, right?
00:40:26.000 And Michael Malice talks about this in North Korea and Russia, where people's jobs are to report dissidents and report revolutionaries who might be trying to upend the state.
00:40:38.000 And these people, they need
00:40:44.000 They need a reason.
00:40:46.000 Their existence is to be a rat.
00:40:48.000 And if you work for the FBI and you're in the mafia, and they're going to throw you in jail unless you get bad guys, you're going to have to find some cases or you're going to get kicked out.
00:40:58.000 That happened to, what's his name, Brad Pitt was him in a movie, Bulger, in Boston.
00:41:05.000 He just strung the FBI along until they said, you're fired from being a snitch.
00:41:10.000 You don't give us enough stuff.
00:41:13.000 In Russia and North Korea, these snitches, they need to get numbers or they're in trouble.
00:41:19.000 So, they end up reporting family members.
00:41:23.000 And you don't know when you're talking to your cousin, or maybe even your brother, maybe even your mother, you don't know if her job is to report people to the Anti-Dissident Coalition, ADC.
00:41:38.000 I just made that up.
00:41:41.000 So there's this palpable sense of doom in communism, and it's self-perpetuating.
00:41:50.000 It doesn't really take that much work.
00:41:51.000 You just send out these rats, and now there's this climate of fear, and now no one talks, and no one plans a revolution because they're scared.
00:41:59.000 And we're seeing that in the West, and it's a distinctly anti-Western phenomenon.
00:42:05.000 I remember Lisa Carver.
00:42:06.000 I've talked about this a million times.
00:42:07.000 She's a writer back when I was getting into it.
00:42:09.000 She was called Lisa Suckdog at the time, and she was talking about a chatroom she was on, an anarchist chatroom.
00:42:18.000 And she was saying, blah blah blah, the state followed my boyfriend, Boyd Rice, to work today, and they questioned him, and I'm sick of these assholes, you know, trying to terrorize us.
00:42:28.000 She's talking about the FBI and the CIA.
00:42:31.000 And then the other anarchist on the message board goes, stop it, Lisa!
00:42:36.000 They can read this!
00:42:36.000 This is public!
00:42:38.000 And she goes, wow, the thought police don't even have to show up for work anymore.
00:42:42.000 We police ourselves.
00:42:44.000 That's where we're at now.
00:42:46.000 We're policing ourselves.
00:42:48.000 And that's what communism is like.
00:42:50.000 It's a virus.
00:42:52.000 And all you have to do is just sort of drop a tablet into the water supply and it starts spreading.
00:42:59.000 And now,
00:43:00.000 You don't have to go there.
00:43:02.000 For every authoritarian, there's 15 authoritarians out there in the culture, polluting our minds and trying to censor us.
00:43:12.000 And liberals will be the first to go.
00:43:15.000 That's the funny thing about all this fighting for freedom, fighting for the First Amendment.
00:43:19.000 I'm trying to protect liberals.
00:43:23.000 I'm trying to protect everyone, obviously.
00:43:24.000 I want maximum freedom for everyone, including Black Lives Matter.
00:43:29.000 And say they come up with a rule, like there's a rule right now in Britain, they're talking about jailing people.
00:43:38.000 Who check out white power sites.
00:43:41.000 Now that's going to start to drift.
00:43:44.000 Say that becomes a law.
00:43:46.000 That will start drifting into CRTV.
00:43:51.000 All it takes is the SPLC or the ADL to say that's a racist site.
00:43:54.000 Boom.
00:43:55.000 Now you go to that site and you're a racist.
00:43:57.000 They bandy around the word Nazi pretty easily.
00:43:59.000 I've been called it a million times.
00:44:00.000 In fact, on my set,
00:44:03.000 It says fascist above my head in quotes because that's what the rumors were.
00:44:09.000 Are.
00:44:12.000 And you're going to get Antifa and anarchists who are checking out Nazis online or something and they're going to get persecuted for being on those sites.
00:44:23.000 If you have a law that says everyone who says anything racist goes to jail, that sounds good.
00:44:29.000 Good, we'll catch a bunch of KKK guys.
00:44:32.000 Mmm, you're gonna end up catching lots of blacks and Koreans.
00:44:36.000 You're gonna- I hear the word cracker all the time.
00:44:40.000 If you're walking around the streets of Manhattan, homeless black people will yell racial epithets at you.
00:44:46.000 Every single day without exception.
00:44:48.000 I don't want all those people thrown in jail.
00:44:49.000 That's stupid.
00:44:50.000 I can take it.
00:44:51.000 It's a swear word.
00:44:52.000 Ooh, you called me a cracker.
00:44:54.000 You called me white boy.
00:44:56.000 My Indian relatives, while drunk, have been screaming white boy at me.
00:45:01.000 I don't want them thrown in jail.
00:45:04.000 And that's what'll happen if we have this kind of fascism.
00:45:08.000 You know, do you remember the Truth Campaign?
00:45:10.000 I don't think it's still around.
00:45:12.000 But it was a campaign to stop smoking.
00:45:16.000 And I heard it was created and funded by Philip Morris.
00:45:21.000 Wait, what?
00:45:23.000 A tobacco company was heading the anti-tobacco campaign?
00:45:27.000 Yes.
00:45:29.000 Let me tell you why.
00:45:32.000 Truth advocated for a lot more strict guidelines for tobacco companies.
00:45:39.000 And Philip Morris...
00:45:41.000 Figured, you know what?
00:45:42.000 We're big.
00:45:43.000 We can handle it.
00:45:44.000 Our competition can't.
00:45:46.000 So let's make a parameter like you have to raise the taxes on cigarettes, and you have to go through this test, and they have to be certified by this group, and they would give themselves all these extra rules and parameters because they know it would weed out the competition.
00:46:02.000 So the truth campaign was Philip Morris's trick.
00:46:06.000 They're a nefarious, dirty trick, and again, this happens when the government and big business get together.
00:46:11.000 They form a disgusting cocktail of evil.
00:46:15.000 And they thought, we'll wipe out all, like, native cigarettes.
00:46:17.000 I don't know what small cigarette companies are, but we'll wipe them out!
00:46:22.000 And it's sort of like, say you liked a woman.
00:46:27.000 And the three guys like this chick.
00:46:30.000 You, and then two hemophiliacs.
00:46:34.000 And you say, alright honey, how about this?
00:46:37.000 You hit us all in the arm with a baseball bat.
00:46:42.000 And then whoever's still standing gets to take you on a date.
00:46:45.000 Now, I can get hit in the arm with a baseball bat, leave a small bruise probably, and then I'll take the girl on a date.
00:46:50.000 It won't even break my arm.
00:46:51.000 Hemophiliacs, their blood doesn't coagulate, so you hit them with a baseball bat and it's going to be a black, black bruise.
00:46:59.000 They could bleed to death, internally, if you do that.
00:47:03.000 And so you're going to get the date.
00:47:04.000 That's what Philip Morris was doing with Truth.
00:47:06.000 And that's, strangely, we should almost support liberals, liberals campaigns, liberals fascist campaigns, because they're the ones that are going to die.
00:47:16.000 They're their own worst enemies, is my point here.
00:47:20.000 You know, there are eugenicists.
00:47:24.000 They've wiped out the whole concept of Down syndrome via abortion.
00:47:29.000 That's ended.
00:47:31.000 Uh, I know what you're saying.
00:47:32.000 You're saying, wait, is Gavin calling liberals retards and saying that they're going to abort themselves?
00:47:36.000 Yes, I am getting there, but that's not, I'm not there yet.
00:47:40.000 They also, when you hear liberals talk about abortion, they, they're talking about black people.
00:47:46.000 They're saying, do you really think we need more criminals?
00:47:49.000 Some woman who can't afford kids.
00:47:51.000 Do you really, does she really need to be having babies?
00:47:54.000 She can't have five, six kids.
00:47:56.000 You know, she's not talking, they're not talking about hillbillies in trailer parks.
00:47:59.000 They're talking about blacks.
00:48:01.000 And they're saying we don't need more blacks in the country.
00:48:04.000 Actually, no, I've met far far right bonafide racists who have the same beliefs.
00:48:10.000 They're pro-choice for that very reason.
00:48:12.000 So I say to liberals, you know that the bedfellows that you're choosing to be with are the most extreme racists in America.
00:48:19.000 That's your bedfellow.
00:48:22.000 And they're discussing eugenics.
00:48:24.000 What they're really saying, what liberals are really saying when they promote abortion is, look, we did it to retards, let's do it to blacks.
00:48:32.000 That's what they're saying.
00:48:34.000 It's bizarre.
00:48:36.000 It's sick and twisted.
00:48:38.000 And the numbers of deaths, the numbers of abortions, the numbers of late-term abortions.
00:48:44.000 I was talking to Rebecca, based Becky.
00:48:48.000 She's the blonde in the belly of the beast.
00:48:50.000 She does a podcast with Matt Christensen called Beauty and the Beta.
00:48:55.000 And we were talking about this article where this woman survived abortion.
00:49:00.000 Uh, I don't mean she survived the abortion that she had.
00:49:03.000 The abortion survived.
00:49:06.000 I'm sorry to laugh, but it was eight months old.
00:49:10.000 She aborted their baby a few weeks before it was due.
00:49:13.000 I'm gonna cry if I talk about this too much.
00:49:16.000 The nurse heard the cries from the garbage can.
00:49:21.000 The person lived and is now a crusader for, uh, she's a pro-life crusader.
00:49:25.000 She has a group that's for abortion survivors.
00:49:29.000 Apparently she's not the only person that has been rescued from a garbage.
00:49:33.000 Kermit Gosnell talks about, or the nurses that work for him talked about hearing the screams and the cries of the aborted babies.
00:49:40.000 Oh my god, what a subject.
00:49:43.000 Ladies, you're doing something you can't Google Image.
00:49:46.000 Stop it.
00:49:48.000 But anyway,
00:49:50.000 I've realized recently that this bizarre eugenics that these liberal Nazis practice via abortion, they're the victims of it too.
00:50:00.000 They've normalized their own spinsterness.
00:50:03.000 They've normalized their dead ovaries.
00:50:05.000 I'm a dog mom.
00:50:06.000 Kids are gross.
00:50:07.000 You shouldn't have babies.
00:50:08.000 It's bad for the environment.
00:50:10.000 Not only does that lead you to a world where you get molested by Harvey Weinstein and you shrug it off the way I would if a gay grabbed my ass, because you're not different from a man.
00:50:19.000 Your chastity has no value, so who cares if some guy grabs your tit?
00:50:22.000 You're just a dude.
00:50:24.000 Some guy grabbed a dude's tit.
00:50:28.000 So not only do you leave yourself more vulnerable to molestation when you pretend you're a dude, but you also let your ovaries dry up.
00:50:35.000 And the next thing you know, you suffer the same fate as all these aborted kids, babies, fetuses with Down Syndrome.
00:50:43.000 So I don't think my kids are going to have to deal with any of the same kind of social justice warriors that I have, because they're going to be extinct.
00:50:51.000 Isn't that crazy?
00:50:53.000 Isn't it crazy how you talk to a conservative and you hear his ideology and then you write it down and then you talk to a liberal and he talks about his utopia and you write it down and you realize, if I could pursue two roots here.
00:51:11.000 The guy on the right wants me to be Catholic and married by the time I'm 22 and start churning out babies and living at home.
00:51:17.000 The other guy says, don't even think about that.
00:51:20.000 Focus on your career.
00:51:21.000 Become a dog mom.
00:51:22.000 Have fun.
00:51:24.000 In scenario two, you're just a sex doll.
00:51:28.000 Men use you.
00:51:29.000 I live in New York City.
00:51:31.000 I see it time and time again.
00:51:33.000 Men use women as booty calls.
00:51:35.000 And you could argue that feminism has been the best thing for these guys because they call girls up at two in the morning when they're wasted.
00:51:42.000 We're good to go.
00:51:57.000 That's- I'm just a dude!
00:51:59.000 Just a dude going to a dude's house for a dude sex affair!
00:52:02.000 And then when she gets to be 40, the booty calls stop, and there she is with her dog.
00:52:07.000 Alone.
00:52:08.000 And what do these women do?
00:52:09.000 They blog about me and call me a Nazi, because I warned them about this, and they need to discredit me to not cry themselves to sleep every night.
00:52:17.000 Like Amanda Marcotte.
00:52:19.000 That's the type two.
00:52:20.000 When I did my Three Types of Terrible Journalists, type two are the ones who live alone.
00:52:24.000 In fact, I think Amanda Marcotte's Twitter bio says, owned by two cats.
00:52:30.000 It's profoundly heartbreaking that they chose this life for themselves.
00:52:35.000 And my scenario has them happy and fulfilled, creating a life.
00:52:40.000 Yeah, but then I'll get divorced.
00:52:42.000 No, my scenario is anti-divorce.
00:52:44.000 I don't like divorce.
00:52:46.000 That's another problem with the right too.
00:52:49.000 Is we don't abhor divorce enough.
00:52:54.000 We just sort of roll our eyes and say, well, he fell out of love.
00:52:57.000 No, there has to be stigma around it.
00:52:59.000 I was actually talking to a colleague the other day who just got divorced.
00:53:06.000 And she was saying that it feels profoundly different.
00:53:12.000 And I think we both agreed that
00:53:15.000 We've normalized divorce so much that it's just sort of seen as, like, moving.
00:53:20.000 Oh, you changed your location?
00:53:21.000 Oh, you gotta call the post office and tell them you're not married anymore.
00:53:24.000 But she said it's more like a sex change.
00:53:27.000 Like, you're a different person.
00:53:28.000 You walk down the street, you feel different.
00:53:32.000 And that's what's so funny about the liberal world is they don't realize what they're doing.
00:53:37.000 They don't realize they're creating a world of freaks and they're creating a world of sadness and misery.
00:53:43.000 I was reading a Dear Prudence, I think it was in Slate or one of these stupid liberal sites, where this girl was saying, I've fallen in love with my roommates.
00:53:53.000 Male and female.
00:53:54.000 I want to kiss them on the lips.
00:53:55.000 I love them all.
00:53:57.000 And you think, God, you guys, your utopia sucks.
00:54:01.000 You will never meet happier people than young Catholics who married their high school sweetheart and started churning them out right out of the gate.
00:54:11.000 My biggest problem as a dad is that I waited so long to have kids.
00:54:18.000 You know, a perfect dad takes his son to those motocross races where his son has his own motorcycle and he's doing those big dirt bike jumps where you're in the air for 1, 1,000, 2, 1,000, 3, 1,000s.
00:54:28.000 He's making his daughter a dollhouse.
00:54:35.000 He's taking an engine out of a lawnmower and making a go-kart with it that his son can ride around the neighborhood?
00:54:42.000 I'm too old for that.
00:54:45.000 I know it sounds crazy to say, I'm only 47, but I just don't have that kind of enthusiasm.
00:54:50.000 Is there a motocross place nearby?
00:54:53.000 Even when I drop my son off for baseball practice, I go to a bar and have a beer while I'm waiting to pick him up.
00:55:00.000 You know, the younger dads are in there, Eagle Eye, let's go, let's go!
00:55:04.000 They're enthusiastic.
00:55:05.000 I'm too lazy.
00:55:06.000 I'm too old.
00:55:08.000 My son wants me to chase him, my youngest son.
00:55:10.000 I do chase him.
00:55:11.000 And then I, maybe twice, I go, I'm gonna stop.
00:55:15.000 I gotta, this is tedious and I'm tired.
00:55:18.000 Patton Oswalt has a bit about that.
00:55:20.000 His daughter, when she was like four, she wanted him to dance.
00:55:23.000 And so he would dance with her and then after maybe eight seconds, he'd have to put his hand up on the wall and just start panting until his daughter thought that was a dance move.
00:55:34.000 So now when his daughter dances, part of her, one of her little dance moves is to put her hand on the wall and start panting.
00:55:41.000 So I'm trying to protect young people from that.
00:55:45.000 Because the world that you've created is going to leave you miserable.
00:55:49.000 And the evidence of that is all these spinsters, all these dog moms crying, and all this cannibalism.
00:55:56.000 You know, if you had a Nazi skinhead rally, and there was a bunch of Nazi skinhead bands playing, everyone there is on the same page.
00:56:02.000 I guarantee you there will be tons of violence.
00:56:05.000 I guarantee you there will be major fights at that thing.
00:56:09.000 Because you're dealing with a violent group.
00:56:11.000 And liberals are the same way.
00:56:13.000 They've created a world of rules where everyone has to be perfect.
00:56:19.000 And no one can do any wrong, but everyone is doing all wrong.
00:56:24.000 It's a bizarre combination of anything that seems decadent is allowed.
00:56:29.000 You know, my old alma mater, Vice, had a thing on semen cocktails.
00:56:35.000 And different things you can mix with semen as a drink.
00:56:38.000 Mmm, delicious.
00:56:38.000 Thank you for that.
00:56:42.000 But, you know, anything a white male does is racist, and that's Nazi, and you're disgusting, and, you know, the way... We had a game for a while there.
00:56:50.000 We would Google... It was a challenge to find something that isn't racist.
00:56:56.000 Like socks.
00:56:57.000 We'd find an article, socks are racist.
00:56:58.000 Shoes.
00:56:59.000 Hair.
00:57:00.000 Apple pies.
00:57:02.000 We couldn't find anything.
00:57:03.000 Actually, try it now, Dave.
00:57:04.000 I just thought of something.
00:57:05.000 Windex.
00:57:07.000 Is cleaning windows racist?
00:57:11.000 Is keeping your windows clean racist?
00:57:15.000 I bet windows, maybe windows are racist.
00:57:18.000 I saw we had a professor this week say that hard work is racist.
00:57:26.000 I bet you could find Broken Window Theory is racist.
00:57:30.000 Yep, that was the exact article that showed up.
00:57:32.000 Broken window.
00:57:33.000 Okay, that's the stretch though.
00:57:34.000 That still doesn't see- that's a broken window.
00:57:36.000 I want to find- find out if- I have a feeling, I've discovered it.
00:57:39.000 I have a feeling that cleaning windows is not racist.
00:57:44.000 Using Windex, or you can use vinegar.
00:57:47.000 You could use vinegar and an old newspaper and clean your windows.
00:57:50.000 I have a feeling that that is not yet racist, but it will be considered racist.
00:57:55.000 It's a sign of privilege to have clean windows.
00:57:59.000 But when you create a world like that, you'll be the first to go.
00:58:03.000 When you create a fascist world of rules... I remember there was a store, I think it was called Little Birds in Vancouver, I believe?
00:58:08.000 Maybe it was Calgary in Canada.
00:58:11.000 And these feminists fought very hard.
00:58:13.000 They hated pornography.
00:58:15.000 And so they fought very hard to define it and to keep it out of Canada.
00:58:20.000 And pornography is anything that subjugates a woman, blah blah blah.
00:58:24.000 Erotica shows love.
00:58:26.000 Pornography is violent and blah blah.
00:58:28.000 I don't know what their parameters were.
00:58:29.000 You can imagine what they are.
00:58:31.000 Porn and... to differentiate porn and erotica is... I don't think it's possible.
00:58:36.000 I think it's something you just have to see and you can tell.
00:58:40.000 But um...
00:58:42.000 They came up with these parameters and the Canadian government is cuck central and so they just took them.
00:58:47.000 Yes, okay!
00:58:48.000 And they implemented it as law.
00:58:51.000 Guess who was the first to suffer?
00:58:54.000 Little birds.
00:58:56.000 They could no longer import their own lesbian literature because these laws had crippled them.
00:59:07.000 That's what liberals don't understand.
00:59:08.000 You guys are the ones who are screwing up.
00:59:11.000 We're Philip Morris.
00:59:13.000 We can take it.
00:59:14.000 You can add a million parameters.
00:59:16.000 You can say every sexual dalliance you have will be broadcast on the internet.
00:59:22.000 We're going to find out that you are the disgusting one.
00:59:26.000 And when we saw that with Michael Isaacson, remember him?
00:59:28.000 The giraffe-necked Antifa that was on Tucker?
00:59:31.000 We started going through his past, and we find out he's on all these disgusting S&M sites where he likes to be tied up and beaten.
00:59:38.000 Antifa themselves!
00:59:40.000 I wrote an article about this, I think it's called Mainstreaming Radicals or something, and I believe his name was Mika Rhodes?
00:59:49.000 See if you can dig that up.
00:59:51.000 He was an Antifa guy who was raping
00:59:55.000 Young teenagers that were joining.
00:59:58.000 Men and women.
01:00:01.000 I think he was in Portland or something?
01:00:03.000 He was taking new recruits and forcibly having sex with them.
01:00:08.000 Luke Coon is another one.
01:00:10.000 He was the one who wanted to disrupt our deplorable party.
01:00:14.000 He's still, by the way, violating his parole by going out and protesting.
01:00:21.000 Um, he was a guy who regularly wrote about sexualizing young boys.
01:00:27.000 And he talked about how Ronald McDonald, we should make him into a pedophile because pedophilia is less harmful than McDonald's food.
01:00:36.000 Uh, he wrote fan fiction about sexualizing young boys and how we have to... These Nambla guys always say the same thing.
01:00:42.000 They imply that kids are dying to have sex and we're holding them back.
01:00:44.000 And we have to liberate these young boys and let them enjoy disgusting old homosexuals like Luke Kuhn.
01:00:51.000 And so, when they come up with all these morality rules, the most immoral people end up becoming exposed.
01:00:59.000 So it almost makes me say, should we just leave them to their own devices?
01:01:04.000 I mean, they're literally making themselves extinct with all this anti-baby stuff.
01:01:09.000 You don't have conservatives in the South saying, we need to stop having kids, it's bad for the environment.
01:01:13.000 We have these annoying spinsters.
01:01:17.000 So it's kinda good that they're not having kids.
01:01:21.000 I mean, I'm not advocating genocide, but if they are genetically annoying, and it's not their environment, they're just meant to be this irritating, maybe it's good that they're pulling themselves out of the gene pool.
01:01:36.000 I sound like a liberal right now, because liberals always say stuff like that.
01:01:39.000 They're so pro-death.
01:01:41.000 Even after Las Vegas, they said, oh good, a bunch of Trump fans died.
01:01:45.000 That's awesome.
01:01:49.000 Lost their jobs for it.
01:01:52.000 But these eugenicists are the victims of their own eugenics.
01:01:59.000 And they're the victims of their own fascism.
01:02:03.000 They want to police words?
01:02:04.000 Well, you guys say the worst things.
01:02:06.000 You know, you see this with bullying.
01:02:08.000 They go, women are victims of bullying a disproportionate amount online.
01:02:13.000 Yeah, that's true.
01:02:14.000 By women.
01:02:16.000 Women are the ones harassing these women.
01:02:20.000 Everything.
01:02:20.000 Every rule they come up with hurts them.
01:02:24.000 Even catcalling.
01:02:25.000 I think it's illegal in some European countries now.
01:02:29.000 If you're working class, black and hispanic, in the Bronx, you like being catcalled.
01:02:35.000 Sorry.
01:02:36.000 And I'm saying this because I see it.
01:02:37.000 And I was surprised.
01:02:38.000 I'm a Canadian.
01:02:39.000 I'm a British Canadian.
01:02:40.000 So I would come to New York in the 90s, and I'd see this like, hey mommy, how you doing?
01:02:45.000 God bless you.
01:02:46.000 It's never, it's not vulgar by the way.
01:02:48.000 In fact, I heard more vulgar cat calls in Quebec.
01:02:52.000 Some guy told my girlfriend he wishes he was in her bike seat.
01:02:55.000 Kind of funny, actually.
01:02:57.000 But in New York, it's more like, Hey, Mommy!
01:02:59.000 Oh, you're so beautiful!
01:03:00.000 God bless you!
01:03:01.000 God bless you!
01:03:01.000 You wanna go on a date?
01:03:03.000 Look at you!
01:03:04.000 Unbelievable!
01:03:06.000 And the reaction is not crying.
01:03:09.000 She's like, Maybe someday, Papi!
01:03:11.000 Maybe!
01:03:12.000 Oh yeah, you wish!
01:03:13.000 You wish!
01:03:14.000 And not right now!
01:03:14.000 I got a boyfriend!
01:03:16.000 And she's smiling.
01:03:18.000 So you want to jail those guys?
01:03:20.000 Okay.
01:03:21.000 First of all, you're jailing a bunch of blacks and Hispanics.
01:03:24.000 Secondly, you're protecting a woman who was enjoying herself.
01:03:27.000 Thirdly, you're creating a Nazi state.
01:03:31.000 And Philip Morris here can handle that.
01:03:33.000 It was like Mitt Romney, where they just combed and combed through his records.
01:03:38.000 And what did they find?
01:03:39.000 He has some offshore accounts.
01:03:41.000 Uh, good.
01:03:43.000 I don't want you giving your money to the government.
01:03:44.000 If you have tons of money, please keep it away from the government.
01:03:49.000 I don't consider that a scandal.
01:03:51.000 Or with Rick Perry, they go, yeah, one of his hunting lodges that he went to had a nickname that involved the N word.
01:03:58.000 Ooh, what a crime.
01:04:02.000 Donald Trump told a joke on a bus 10 years ago.
01:04:06.000 Oh my God.
01:04:07.000 Okay, so let me get this straight.
01:04:09.000 Now we're policing everyone's bank account, every, the name of every place everyone's been to,
01:04:17.000 And now we're policing every joke you've said in private?
01:04:20.000 This is, I talked about this last week with Milo's emails.
01:04:23.000 So now we're policing your passwords?
01:04:25.000 Everyone has to tell the state their password to make sure it's not racist.
01:04:30.000 And journalists who don't like you, who have an axe to grind, who wear Nazi glasses, those journalists get to go through thousands and thousands of your emails and take whatever quote they want out of context?
01:04:45.000 You could go through Ted Cruz's emails.
01:04:48.000 You could go through a lifetime of them.
01:04:50.000 And I bet you'll be pretty good.
01:04:51.000 If you were to go through, say, any writer at the Daily Kos, or any of these disgusting talk show hosts, and see the infidelities they have, and the racist things they say, you will come up with so much crap.
01:05:03.000 And here's my point.
01:05:06.000 I don't want that to happen.
01:05:07.000 I want Seth Meyers' disgusting personal life to stay personal.
01:05:14.000 I'll bet you, you know, you're going to see so much infidelity on the left, and so little on the right.
01:05:20.000 I was on Anthony Comey's show with Artie Lange yesterday, and Carlos Mencia was talking about what perverts all us conservatives are.
01:05:27.000 It's such a cliché.
01:05:29.000 It's based on like...
01:05:31.000 British politicians during Thatcher's era, who they discovered were going to these S&M brothels.
01:05:38.000 And now, every redneck in the South, with a family of five, is the same.
01:05:43.000 Because they're both conservatives.
01:05:45.000 Yeah, no.
01:05:46.000 I've been living in cities since 1988.
01:05:48.000 I've seen a lot of perverts.
01:05:51.000 And, uh, they tend to be on the left.
01:05:54.000 And they tend to be sad.
01:05:56.000 You know, this polyamory, this is a new trend.
01:06:00.000 I was talking about this on my show.
01:06:01.000 Dan Savage did a big talk about how monogamy is an unreasonable expectation.
01:06:08.000 And if you are married for 50 years, this, I'm quoting him, if you're married for 50 years and you touch one person's genitalia once in those 50 years, you're a failure at monogamy.
01:06:19.000 This is the way the left works, by the way.
01:06:22.000 They come up with a ridiculous, exaggerated example, and then they conduct their entire ethos based on that.
01:06:33.000 Like abortion.
01:06:35.000 Well, what if a father rapes his daughter and she gets pregnant?
01:06:39.000 I looked that up, because I hear liberals say it so many times.
01:06:43.000 I could find one case of that in America.
01:06:46.000 It was a black guy, by the way.
01:06:48.000 One case.
01:06:49.000 It's not a trend.
01:06:51.000 It's not something you base policy on.
01:06:53.000 Why is abortion illegal?
01:06:55.000 Oh, obviously to stop those dads raping their daughters.
01:06:57.000 You know, that thing that happens all the time and the women get pregnant?
01:06:59.000 Well, we were having too many retarded babies from dad rapes.
01:07:04.000 Oh, okay.
01:07:04.000 Well, I'm glad you nipped that in the bud.
01:07:07.000 They love doing that.
01:07:08.000 And they also, by the way, they love daughter.
01:07:11.000 You'll have some thing where you go, I don't know about capital punishment.
01:07:13.000 I don't know about the death row.
01:07:15.000 Oh yeah?
01:07:16.000 What if someone cut your daughter's head off and drove it on the top of their car?
01:07:19.000 Oh my God.
01:07:20.000 I want that guy killed.
01:07:23.000 Always, always.
01:07:25.000 In fact, the way they instantly go to Nazi, I've noticed they will, you can also time how long it takes them to get to your daughter.
01:07:34.000 And I think, you're clearly trying to make me irrational.
01:07:38.000 And that's evidence that your argument is not rational.
01:07:43.000 Oh, you don't think we should shoot people randomly in the street?
01:07:45.000 What if those people killed your family?
01:07:46.000 Uh, yes, yes.
01:07:47.000 Now I believe you.
01:07:48.000 Now I advocate for what you're talking about.
01:07:50.000 The Gestapo going around with M16s mowing everyone down.
01:07:53.000 I want that!
01:07:54.000 I want America to become Las Vegas.
01:07:56.000 The Las Vegas shooting should be coast to coast.
01:07:59.000 Because you put that horrible image in my head and now I'm a lunatic.
01:08:07.000 So, this idea of intense state scrutiny and intense state control will fare very badly for you.
01:08:17.000 Look at Pinochet, and we love to joke about throwing people off of helicopters, but I did an article once and I said, it's easy to find, it's on TakiMeg, and I actually sort of half-jokingly thought, maybe Pinochet's good.
01:08:33.000 He did get rid of all the communists, and I know that I have a Chilean neighbor upstate, a gay guy named Maurice, and Maurice is just incredible.
01:08:42.000 Like, he built a chicken coop on a whim, and then gets a bunch of chickens.
01:08:46.000 They were eaten by bears, but it was still cool when they were there.
01:08:49.000 And he goes, I want a fountain here.
01:08:51.000 He builds like a stream, man-made stream, that goes up his hill, and then it has a little fountain in the bottom of it, which my son fell into.
01:09:00.000 I was up at the top of the hill, and I just see
01:09:02.000 I see him fall and I go, oh my god!
01:09:04.000 And I just see his little shoes upside down.
01:09:06.000 It was horrific, but looking back it was just kind of funny.
01:09:10.000 He looked like Charlie Brown, just shoes sticking out of the pond.
01:09:12.000 Luckily, he figured out how to get up.
01:09:15.000 He's crying his face off.
01:09:17.000 But I would have saved him even if he was, even if he didn't get up himself.
01:09:20.000 But anyway, sorry.
01:09:22.000 Maurizio can do anything and he told me about growing up in Chile where at 11 p.m.
01:09:28.000 there was a curfew and if you're out on the streets you're dead.
01:09:32.000 Cops will beat the crap out of you.
01:09:34.000 So you'd be at a party at 10 40 and you'd go hmm is this worth staying till 7 a.m.
01:09:40.000 It's a pretty good party, but it's is it 7 a.m.
01:09:43.000 Good sometimes it was and you just stay there all night because you can't go out and I thought maybe that growing up in an intense discipline made you this awesome guy that can do anything
01:09:52.000 He's a master baker, like he's done, he'll just pick a job and become a master of it overnight.
01:09:58.000 Not overnight, sorry, he'll put in the time.
01:10:01.000 So I started talking to Chileans and he hooked me up with relatives and stuff and my hypothesis for my article was maybe Pinochet's good for you.
01:10:09.000 A jokey hypothesis.
01:10:11.000 And I talked to one guy, I heard of all this stuff too, like at riots they would shoot the protesters with blue dye so you'd be a smurf, and then for weeks after if the police saw anyone, any smurfs, anyone with blue skin, they would just beat the crap out of them because it was proof that you were at that protest.
01:10:31.000 But one of the guys pointed out something really interesting.
01:10:33.000 He's a rich Chilean.
01:10:35.000 He said, do you realize, by the way, you're having fun and you're playing this sort of mind game with this article.
01:10:41.000 Do you realize that you would be arrested and imprisoned within a week of doing your job?
01:10:48.000 Someone who's in the media and wants to play games and come up with new angles on something, innovative angles that he doesn't necessarily believe, but he wants to throw them out.
01:10:59.000 Like when Roosh V said that if we made rape legal, if you had invited him to your home, women would be a lot more careful about who they invite home.
01:11:10.000 By the way, he was massacred for that, and he became the guy who is pro-rape and wants to make rape legal for an article that was more like satire, like it was Jonathan Swift telling the poor to eat their babies.
01:11:24.000 So we do kind of have fascist tendencies, but it's not the government, it's the populace.
01:11:29.000 But anyway, this Chilean said to me, if you were doing this article, you'd be in jail.
01:11:34.000 And that's when, by the way, when I abandoned the whole Pinochet advocacy because it hurt me, and I don't like being hurt.
01:11:43.000 But in a Pinochet America, guess who goes?
01:11:49.000 The homosexuals, the blacks, the Hispanics, the liberals, the left.
01:11:55.000 Guess who can stay?
01:11:57.000 Philip Morris, the cigarette companies, the normal people, the family men, the armed conservatives with rifles in their homes, the ones who know how to fight, who have been in fistfights.
01:12:10.000 Antifa is the first to go.
01:12:12.000 We've seen this happen time and time again.
01:12:15.000 Look at Iran, 1979.
01:12:17.000 The communists took it over.
01:12:18.000 They said to the Muslim clerics, you guys just sit there in the White House for while we do this revolution and just make sure no one breaks anything.
01:12:28.000 And then they did the revolution.
01:12:29.000 They were successful.
01:12:30.000 And they go, OK, Muslims, out.
01:12:32.000 We're doing it now.
01:12:32.000 Let's go.
01:12:33.000 And the Muslims said, no, actually.
01:12:35.000 We're the government now.
01:12:36.000 And your wife has to wear a burqa.
01:12:40.000 And they fought it, but it was too late.
01:12:44.000 And so, the communists were the first to go.
01:12:46.000 Che Guevara.
01:12:47.000 What did he do after Cuba?
01:12:49.000 He killed all the homos.
01:12:51.000 They're gross.
01:12:52.000 And he loved it.
01:12:54.000 He loved killing blacks.
01:12:56.000 Shooting them in the head.
01:12:57.000 He loved killing homosexuals.
01:12:59.000 And he loved shooting anyone who disagreed with him in the head.
01:13:02.000 Sometimes they were on his side.
01:13:04.000 But they bugged him.
01:13:06.000 And he bragged about it.
01:13:08.000 So, the revolutionaries, the lefties, the liberals, they're creating a world that is fascist.
01:13:15.000 And in a fascist world with unattainable standards, you die.
01:13:20.000 What's unique about the right?
01:13:22.000 Well, we say, if you're good at it, you can do it.
01:13:26.000 What's unique about the left?
01:13:28.000 That's not good enough for them.
01:13:29.000 What does Michelle Obama say when she sits with Oprah?
01:13:32.000 She goes, be better, be better, be better.
01:13:35.000 Be better.
01:13:37.000 They say it that many times.
01:13:39.000 Oprah asked her, what should we tell men on Father's Day?
01:13:41.000 And she said, just be better.
01:13:44.000 Be better.
01:13:45.000 Be butter.
01:13:45.000 Be butter.
01:13:47.000 And Michelle Obama says this all the time.
01:13:49.000 She says, if you're in a room where everyone looks like you, change that.
01:13:55.000 Now, I don't believe she says this to sanitation workers.
01:13:58.000 She's talking about boardrooms.
01:13:59.000 So if it's GE having a boardroom meeting and everyone is a white male, that's gotta change.
01:14:04.000 I don't know why.
01:14:06.000 Why is that?
01:14:07.000 That's a lefty thing.
01:14:08.000 Why does everything have to be a pizza pie?
01:14:11.000 Why is it a given that if there's a room of white males, then someone's been denied something?
01:14:17.000 We don't say that about basketball, when there's a room of tall black guys.
01:14:20.000 We don't go, where's the short, bald Jewish men who have been denied this position?
01:14:25.000 Maybe those guys are better at that job.
01:14:29.000 All jobs?
01:14:30.000 No, America's 80% white.
01:14:33.000 So sanitation is also dominated by white males.
01:14:39.000 Baseball is dominated by Hispanics.
01:14:41.000 Why is there this compulsion to, as Jerry Seinfeld said, make everything into a pizza pie?
01:14:47.000 And here's my point.
01:14:50.000 The left's compulsion to make everything into a pizza pie, where it all looks like Justin Trudeau's cabinet, and it's 50% male, 50% female, if blacks are 14% of the population, they're 14% of everything.
01:15:02.000 Academia, everything.
01:15:03.000 Everything has to reflect this.
01:15:05.000 To enforce that kind of justice, in quotation marks, is going to hurt you.
01:15:13.000 I mean, I remember reading that blacks who are affirmative actioned in the university, they tend, or anyone, they tend to be in over their heads and they drop out.
01:15:24.000 And they don't drop out and go to a lesser college, they quit school entirely.
01:15:29.000 So affirmative action ends up screwing those black kids.
01:15:33.000 By the way, speaking of cannibalism, another example is... Black students have been protesting Africans saying that the affirmative action programs are letting in too many Africans and not enough American blacks.
01:15:48.000 You see the tangled web you weave?
01:15:51.000 How about this?
01:15:52.000 How about people with the best grades get into school?
01:15:54.000 Yeah, but then it's gonna be mostly Asians.
01:15:57.000 Oh no!
01:15:59.000 I'm so scared!
01:16:01.000 You know, you walk around McGill University in Montreal, I used to live near it, and I would walk through the campus and I thought I was in Beijing.
01:16:07.000 I don't think they have affirmative action programs there.
01:16:10.000 And you know, by the way, that affirmative action in schools penalizes Asians, I think keeps whites the same, or maybe penalizes them a little bit, and then rewards blacks and Hispanics to even up the numbers, because school has to be a multicultural experience.
01:16:24.000 What?
01:16:25.000 Asians are actually, I said this on Twitter, I said,
01:16:27.000 Why aren't Asians having a class action lawsuit?
01:16:30.000 And someone pointed out they are.
01:16:32.000 There's a whole big thing going on with Ivy League schools where Asians are suing them.
01:16:41.000 Suing them for penalizing them.
01:16:44.000 Because it's racist!
01:16:46.000 And this is a great example of this egalitarianism, where you want to force equality down everyone's throat, you want to force everyone to be the same, and you end up hurting people.
01:16:54.000 You end up hurting invisible minorities.
01:16:56.000 Asians are a visible minority.
01:16:57.000 They're not necessarily rich.
01:16:59.000 You're hurting poor Chinese immigrants who came here and are really good at math.
01:17:03.000 Now they're not allowed to be at that school?
01:17:05.000 Because you want this pizza pie?
01:17:09.000 You're going to be your own victims of this pizza pie.
01:17:11.000 It's gonna burn your mouth.
01:17:13.000 I was reading this morning about this guy.
01:17:16.000 God, he's really detestable.
01:17:18.000 His name is Joshua Boyle.
01:17:21.000 He's a Canadian who is dating Omar Khadr's sister.
01:17:26.000 Now, Omar Khadr is this guy who was murdering American military.
01:17:33.000 They caught him trying to blow up this building.
01:17:39.000 It didn't work.
01:17:40.000 They go to rescue him.
01:17:42.000 Make him a POW and he gets shot in the eye, I believe.
01:17:47.000 He kills one of the medics coming to save him.
01:17:51.000 And they air ambulance Omar Khadr to a hospital, fix him up, top surgeons, Germans I believe, and then they send him to Guantanamo Bay.
01:18:01.000 He gets out, he sues America, and I believe Justin Trudeau awarded him 20 million dollars?
01:18:09.000 I mean, it's disgusting, isn't it?
01:18:11.000 I think I just gave myself a headache describing it.
01:18:13.000 So anyway, this guy Joshua Boyle dated Omar Khadr's sister.
01:18:17.000 He's an anti-American.
01:18:20.000 He's a jihadist.
01:18:20.000 He's a white jihadist who hates the West, like many liberals.
01:18:26.000 And so he breaks up with Omar Khadr's sister, starts dating this woman, gets her pregnant, and then he says in 2012, you want to go backpacking in Afghanistan?
01:18:35.000 Yeah, okay.
01:18:37.000 So she's pregnant with twins.
01:18:38.000 They go backpacking in Afghanistan.
01:18:41.000 Now, this to me is a very exaggerated example of what the left wants.
01:18:48.000 They just want to hate the West, and they have nothing to replace it, and they choose jihadists as bedfellows.
01:18:53.000 So what happens?
01:18:54.000 They get kidnapped.
01:18:55.000 The kids are like four now.
01:18:59.000 The kids were born in captivity.
01:19:00.000 They've been hostages for five years.
01:19:05.000 And the Pakistani government just found them and freed them.
01:19:08.000 By the way, you can pretend there was some big Navy SEALS thing.
01:19:12.000 We're going in!
01:19:14.000 Helicopters.
01:19:15.000 We know what happened here.
01:19:17.000 America gives Pakistan a big bunch of money to fight terrorism.
01:19:20.000 They probably went up to the jihadists and said, look, we have this, we have a hundred bucks to fight terrorism.
01:19:25.000 Here's 20 if you can give us those hostages.
01:19:27.000 Thanks.
01:19:28.000 Bye.
01:19:28.000 Transaction.
01:19:29.000 I bet it was done on the internet.
01:19:31.000 I bet they didn't even meet anyone.
01:19:32.000 Okay, wire the money to this account and I'll get rid of the annoying Canadian guy.
01:19:37.000 He's bugging me anyway.
01:19:38.000 I'm sick of raping his wife too.
01:19:40.000 She's boring.
01:19:41.000 She's, she's old.
01:19:42.000 She's all used up.
01:19:44.000 And so they released them.
01:19:47.000 And he refused, Joshua Boyle refused to get on the plane because he was scared of persecution from the American government because he had dated Omar Khadr's sister.
01:19:57.000 Are we, are we grasping the level of mental illness here?
01:20:02.000 That's what the left is.
01:20:03.000 They're mentally ill.
01:20:05.000 Cernovich, the other day, he goes, I'm doing this documentary about fake news.
01:20:09.000 Maybe I shouldn't let that cat out of the bag.
01:20:11.000 And you want to be in it?
01:20:12.000 And I said, certainly, but I don't call it fake news anymore.
01:20:16.000 It's mentally ill news.
01:20:18.000 If you are petrified of Nazis taking over America, and you talk about literal genocide, and I hate the word literal, but they use it in that context, so it's relevant.
01:20:32.000 And you talk about that all the time, and you think Steve Bannon is a white supremacist.
01:20:37.000 If you believe all that, you're not fake.
01:20:40.000 That's not lying.
01:20:41.000 You're mentally ill.
01:20:42.000 You're delusional.
01:20:44.000 And this idiot, Joshua Boyle, who took his pregnant wife backpacking in Afghanistan, and then, after being a hostage for five years, refused to get on the plane because he's worried about what the Americans will do to him?
01:21:01.000 You know his wife was raped.
01:21:03.000 You know it.
01:21:04.000 And you're scared of America after being a hostage?
01:21:08.000 An ISIS hostage for five years?
01:21:12.000 You're mentally ill!
01:21:14.000 The left is deranged, and if they get their way with anything, it will be bedlam!
01:21:20.000 It will be complete, total, and utter anarchy burned to the ground.
01:21:26.000 What did the Antifa do in Hamburg?
01:21:29.000 They burnt it down.
01:21:31.000 Occupy Wall Street made tons of money because older liberals with money wanted them to burn it, burn the society down.
01:21:38.000 They wanted to get rid of Wall Street.
01:21:40.000 They don't even know what Wall Street is.
01:21:42.000 Wall Street is a place
01:21:43.000 Where businesses say, Hi, I make grapple grommets.
01:21:48.000 If you gave me more money, I'll give you equity and then we can make more grapple grommets because I've got some great clients who are very interested.
01:21:54.000 Here's the money.
01:21:54.000 Sounds good.
01:21:55.000 Let's grow our money together.
01:21:56.000 Because there is not a finite number of
01:21:59.000 Slices of the pie.
01:22:00.000 There's infinite pies.
01:22:01.000 Let's make more pies together.
01:22:03.000 You want to get rid of that?
01:22:04.000 Why?
01:22:06.000 And, uh, what does this grapple grommet do now?
01:22:08.000 Does he do it online?
01:22:09.000 Okay, I guess we could do that.
01:22:10.000 That's stupid.
01:22:11.000 But occupy- but Wall Street still exists.
01:22:14.000 Anyway, they got a bunch of money to do this.
01:22:16.000 And I remember seeing in the post, they had a big meeting to see what they can do with this money.
01:22:21.000 Let's say it was, I think it was quite a bit, I think it was like 300 grand or something for a bunch of stupid hippies in a park who were raping people as Andrew Breitbart pointed out.
01:22:33.000 And their ideas included burn it, which by the way I'm all for.
01:22:38.000 If you have tons of money and you don't know what to do with it and one option is giving it to the government, please burn it.
01:22:43.000 It'll be better for inflation and everything.
01:22:46.000 Obama printed way too much money, please burn your money.
01:22:50.000 Another idea was, why don't we pay a farmer to grow food for us?
01:22:55.000 Vegan food, by the way.
01:22:57.000 And then at the next rally, we'll have free food.
01:22:59.000 Because our farm will have made it.
01:23:01.000 So I guess he has to grow, say, 40 different crops at once?
01:23:05.000 And make pasta?
01:23:06.000 Like, does he make the pasta himself?
01:23:08.000 How does this work?
01:23:09.000 Or you just have a big bucket of beets?
01:23:13.000 So at a protest, you could show up with some beets?
01:23:16.000 Great!
01:23:18.000 Their ideas were like that.
01:23:19.000 That's their plan B. That's what they were going to burn society to the ground.
01:23:22.000 That's what they want to replace it with.
01:23:23.000 And by the way, they don't want to eat a bucket of beets.
01:23:26.000 So their utopia is worse for them than our utopia.
01:23:29.000 In our utopia, they thrive.
01:23:31.000 It's like Maggie Thatcher said.
01:23:34.000 She said that the socialists would rather have the rich and the poor down here, low, but close together, rather than have both of them up higher, but the wage gap to be bigger.
01:23:46.000 So they would rather the rich make $100,000 a year, and the poor make $40,000 a year, than the poor to make $100,000 a year if the rich are making $4 million a year.
01:23:57.000 They don't like that second scenario.
01:23:58.000 And she was talking about the opposition in Parliament, but it's true of the liberal mindset.
01:24:06.000 They don't care about everyone being better off, as long as the rich are worse off.
01:24:12.000 As long as white males suffer, they're fine.
01:24:15.000 And in that world,
01:24:18.000 They suffer too.
01:24:20.000 So we have to protect them from themselves.
01:24:22.000 It was like when I worked in advertising, we often said we had to protect the client from themselves, because they'd have a terrible idea that would hurt their brand.
01:24:29.000 And we'd have to say, here's why I don't think that would be great.
01:24:34.000 And that what I'm discussing, what I'm describing, by the way, is called a patriarchy.
01:24:40.000 It's a world
01:24:41.000 We're family men of all races and all religious religions.
01:24:47.000 It's a world where family men who have kids who own land who pay tax tend to run the show.
01:24:56.000 And these guys have been running the show, these guys meaning me, have been running the show for about 250,000 years, and we've ironed out quite a few kinks.
01:25:05.000 We're benevolent.
01:25:07.000 You know, when the aboriginals run things, they tend to sacrifice virgins.
01:25:12.000 When we had a, when we had, before Christianity, when it was a pagan culture, we used to burn babies alive and throw virgins into fiery pits to appease a bunch of gods.
01:25:22.000 We got rid of all that.
01:25:23.000 So there's been quite a few kinks that we've ironed out over the years.
01:25:28.000 We separated church and state.
01:25:29.000 Glasgow University did that.
01:25:31.000 Very troublesome time.
01:25:33.000 A lot of heads rolled.
01:25:35.000 A lot of blood shed.
01:25:37.000 But we separated church and state.
01:25:39.000 We created the Industrial Revolution.
01:25:42.000 We did a lot for women.
01:25:44.000 We got them the right to vote.
01:25:46.000 We had a massive war in America that cost 650,000 white male lives, and that's about the equivalent of 5 million today.
01:25:55.000 It was an American Holocaust.
01:25:58.000 We did all that and ended slavery, created the freest nation in the world,
01:26:05.000 And you want to tear it down.
01:26:06.000 Well, you're going to make it something it wasn't.
01:26:10.000 You had Linda Sarsour run the Women's March.
01:26:13.000 She wants women to be second-class citizens.
01:26:15.000 She wants women not to be able to vote.
01:26:16.000 She wants women not to be able to drive.
01:26:18.000 She wants to exterminate Jews.
01:26:20.000 She's going back to Nazi Germany and then back in time even further.
01:26:26.000 So she's sort of like a time traveler, Johnny Appleseed with a little basket, going back through time, picking up the worst garbage from history and putting it into her society basket.
01:26:36.000 I'm not letting you do that.
01:26:38.000 I'm not letting you go back in time.
01:26:40.000 I worked too hard to get here.
01:26:42.000 I worked too hard to create the freest place in the world that is the best place to be gay, black, a woman, a dissident, a revolutionary, an antifa.
01:26:56.000 You'll never be freer as an anarchist, reprobate, disgusting psycho.
01:27:02.000 You'll never get a fairer trial than here in America.
01:27:07.000 Murderers will never get a fairer trial than here in America because we got here with trial and error.
01:27:16.000 We saw the Trail of Tears.
01:27:18.000 We saw Wounded Knee.
01:27:20.000 You know, Wounded Knee was horrific.
01:27:23.000 Women and children were shot in the back as they ran away.
01:27:27.000 What did we learn from that?
01:27:29.000 Well, first of all, the reason we know about it is because
01:27:33.000 Whites documented it because soldiers documented it.
01:27:36.000 Soldiers are disgusted by Wounded Knee.
01:27:39.000 I think Obama was talking about the Cleveland Indians' name and sports teams' names.
01:27:46.000 Meanwhile, those soldiers are still on the record as having received medals for shooting those Indians in the back.
01:27:52.000 Revoke those medals, please.
01:27:53.000 Military guys want those medals revoked.
01:27:55.000 It makes all the other medals look bad.
01:27:59.000 We've learned from that.
01:28:00.000 We've learned from our treatment of the Indians.
01:28:02.000 Pat Buchanan talks about this, that we have a dark past.
01:28:06.000 Everyone does.
01:28:07.000 But who else has worked harder to make a difference, to change those, to learn from those mistakes?
01:28:17.000 Nobody.
01:28:18.000 And every time you come up with a solution, it involves more government, more regulation, more police, more authoritarianism.
01:28:28.000 I don't want that.
01:28:29.000 And I'm not going to stand for it, by the way.
01:28:31.000 That's the other thing.
01:28:33.000 I'm not saying I'm scared of you and you're going to fight me.
01:28:36.000 It's like a tall guy in Glasgow, Scotland.
01:28:39.000 Tall guys in Glasgow have to fight every day.
01:28:41.000 They don't like it.
01:28:42.000 And they say, they're not victims, but they are attacked every day.
01:28:47.000 I was saying this to a reporter the other day.
01:28:49.000 She goes, oh, so you think men are victims?
01:28:51.000 You need a safe space?
01:28:51.000 And I go, no, no, no, no.
01:28:53.000 I'm winning.
01:28:54.000 I'm just still attacked.
01:28:55.000 It's like the war on Christmas.
01:28:57.000 Christmas will survive, but you are constantly attacking it.
01:29:02.000 And short men in Glasgow constantly attack tall guys, and these tall guys beat the crap out of them.
01:29:09.000 Tall guys are the, tall Glaswegians are the greatest fighters on earth out of sheer practice.
01:29:14.000 So when you try to shut down Christmas, when you try to embrace radical Islam, when you try to shut down the patriarchy, when you try to end breeding and tell women that their ovaries will last forever, when you use feminism to oppress people, when you try to brainwash my kids with Marxism, all of that stuff is just a small man in Glasgow.
01:29:35.000 I'm a big man in Glasgow.
01:29:36.000 I will kick your ass.
01:29:38.000 I will win.
01:29:38.000 The patriarchy will win.
01:29:40.000 You talk about smash capitalism.
01:29:42.000 Yes, you can talk about it all day.
01:29:44.000 In fact, capitalism awards you that right.
01:29:47.000 You do it on your iPhone.
01:29:48.000 You do it on your computer that my capitalism provided for you.
01:29:52.000 So I'm not saying that I'm going to prevent you from bitching, but as far as actual tactical effects, as far as actually taking down the patriarchy, the answer is no.
01:30:05.000 Go to your room.
01:30:06.000 I'm still your dad.
01:30:08.000 You can bitch and say you hate it here.
01:30:10.000 You can slam your bedroom door and say, I'm never going to bed.
01:30:13.000 Or I'm going to stay up and look at my iPhone all night.
01:30:16.000 No, I'm taking your iPhone.
01:30:18.000 I'm the dad.
01:30:19.000 I'm still the patriarch.
01:30:21.000 So you can come over here and you can say, this is my house now.
01:30:25.000 I'm going to take over.
01:30:27.000 I'm going to stand here with my shotgun.
01:30:29.000 I'm going to point it at you and I'm going to say, get off my lawn.