Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - March 30, 2018


Get Off My Lawn Podcast #37 | I'm Not Proud Of This But I Pretended I Was Retarded

Topics
pretending to be retarded at the airport language apartheid curing Hep C hustle in business world
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Gavin McInnes
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Hep C Timmy Chris Isaac Gavin Steve Michael Pollan Norman Borlaug Charles Murray Ned Flanders Wolverine Andy Martin Luther King Gene D. Allen Jennifer Aniston Rosie O'Donnell Anderson Cooper Butthole Surfers Steven Crowder Donald Trump Che Guevara and 13 more
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It's a trick I've been doing for a long time, and I'm not proud of it, but it's actually a good one. Acting like you're retarded at the airport is a 9 on the 1-10 scale of immorality, and it's about as bad as you can get. But flying has become a nightmare, and when we would go on these flights, business trips, I'm never sitting with my business partner. Now, we're going to LA to pitch a show or something. Now I can't relax, even though we finally got our flight, and now I gotta sit there, like some sort of carny, and argue with these people on the plane. Can I do it so I can sit next to my friend? Why? We bought our seats at the same time, why are we not sitting together? Why do we have to be on the other side of the plane? And they say it's because they have to balance the plane, and they can t relax even though they've got all the kids there, even after we finally get our bags checked, and all the luggage checked. And now I'm gonna sit there and hustle on the 5th person, and complain about it even though it's like New York City in the 1850s and I got him in the middle and he's a butcher trying to get to the 5 points so he can sit with my son. and now he can't even get on board the plane because he can t get on it because he's not on it. And he's too busy. And it's a kid. And so he's going to get on the airplane. And I would be embarrassed to admit that I would act like a handicapped person. And sometimes I would do something like that. And then I would, like, I would just act like I was handicapped and I would steal a leaf blower. And then they'd always say, "Don't worry about it. It's okay about it, cause they were going to let me go, cause it's not a good day." And I'd be like, don't worry, it's gonna be okay, cause I don't care about it cause they look like it's okay, right? And then the people with me would just be fair and they looked like they were gonna knock over a table or something And they would apologize so I would apologize about it . Don't worry.

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00:00:00.000 I'm not proud of this, but I pretended I was retarded. 0.99
00:00:07.000 It's actually a trick I do a lot.
00:00:11.000 And I think it would be... I would be remiss if I were to discuss years of scams and... Sorry, I ran down the hallway to the studio, so I'm a little out of breath.
00:00:25.000 I would be remiss if I were to...
00:00:28.000 Devote this show to hustles and scams and tricks and not also include the morality of said tricks so I don't look like I'm praising them.
00:00:38.000 Acting like you're retarded at the airport is a 9 on the 1 to 10 scale of immorality. 0.99
00:00:46.000 It's about as bad as you can get.
00:00:49.000 But flying has become a nightmare.
00:00:55.000 When we would go on these flights, business trips, I'm never sitting with my business partner.
00:01:01.000 Now, we're going to LA to pitch a show or something.
00:01:04.000 This is when I had the ad agency and when we also did TV development.
00:01:07.000 I don't really do business trips anymore.
00:01:10.000 But we would go in there and it's six hours.
00:01:13.000 I like to get wasted on flights because if you're in coach and you're drunk, it's first class.
00:01:20.000 And, uh, you know, you want to sit with your buddy, watch movies, joke about it.
00:01:23.000 That's where I discovered Gran Torino.
00:01:25.000 We watched it together on a flight to L.A.
00:01:27.000 We were never the same.
00:01:29.000 In fact, we spent like an hour trying to rewind, which is very difficult on the interface that is on the back of this person's seat in front of you, to get back to the part where he says to Ming-Mong, uh, good day, puss cake. 0.84
00:01:45.000 Because he's mad at the kid for not hitting on Ming-Ming. 0.91
00:01:50.000 So what I would do is...
00:02:02.000 I would show up at the airport, at the gate, and my buddy, my co-worker, would go to the gate, and he'd say, hi, I need to sit with my stepbrother.
00:02:15.000 He's kind of, I don't want to say high-maintenance.
00:02:18.000 And then I'd be sitting next to him, doing this thing where my head is sort of cocked, like Rain Man.
00:02:24.000 And I'd be moving my hands a lot, and my eyes would be wide, wide open.
00:02:29.000 Right?
00:02:29.000 Like I was shocked, but also serious face staring at the ground.
00:02:33.000 Like a handicapped person. 1.00
00:02:35.000 And, um, I would look at her and I'd go, we don't look the same, but we're brothers because our mom is the same.
00:02:43.000 Or I'd say dad or something like that.
00:02:46.000 He's handsome, right? 0.92
00:02:48.000 I would go full retard. 0.99
00:02:50.000 You know, Rosie O'Donnell did it to try to get an Emmy. 1.00
00:02:55.000 Sean Penn did it.
00:02:57.000 Can I do it so I can sit next to my friend?
00:02:59.000 Why?
00:03:00.000 We bought our seats at the same time.
00:03:02.000 Why are we not sitting together?
00:03:06.000 Sometimes when I buy tickets for my family, there'll be five of us, we bought them at the same time, and they'll go, and we're scattered all over the plane.
00:03:12.000 And now, I gotta sit there and hustle on the plane, I can't relax, even though we finally got our flight, we got all the kids there, you know, everyone's iPad is charged, I got the luggage checked, and now I gotta sit there, like some sort of carny, and argue with these people on the plane, like, hey, could I sit with my son, and then maybe you could sit over here, and here's 20 bucks, and...
00:03:32.000 God, it's like New York City in the 1850s.
00:03:36.000 I got to build a butcher trying to get him in the know-nothings to go to the five points so I can sit with my son.
00:03:47.000 And they say it's because we have to balance the plane.
00:03:49.000 Oh, my five-year-old son is going to send us careening off to the left.
00:03:55.000 Who put that kid on the right-hand side of the plane?
00:04:00.000 So, I don't do it with my family.
00:04:01.000 My wife, to be totally and utterly fair...
00:04:05.000 This handicapped person, uh, I've been doing for a long time and he's in my book.
00:04:10.000 We called him Timmy.
00:04:11.000 And sometimes I would just over the past few decades, I'm embarrassed to admit, I would, uh, act like I was handicapped and, uh, wreck stuff, steal a Mexican's leaf blower, um, get into someone's car, knock over a table. 0.62
00:04:28.000 And then the people with me would go, Timmy!
00:04:31.000 And they would profusely apologize to whoever I destroyed, whatever their stuff was, whatever little display I knocked over.
00:04:39.000 And he would go, and they'd always say, it's okay.
00:04:42.000 It's okay.
00:04:43.000 Don't worry about it.
00:04:43.000 Don't worry about it.
00:04:44.000 Cause they looked like they were going to hit me or something.
00:04:46.000 Again, I am not advocating this.
00:04:49.000 This is completely wrong.
00:04:50.000 Nine out of 10 on the wrong scale.
00:04:52.000 Maybe 10.
00:04:54.000 Really sick.
00:04:55.000 I was giving handicapped people a bad reputation too.
00:04:59.000 But I remember one time I was getting on the plane.
00:05:01.000 It always worked, incidentally.
00:05:03.000 Always worked.
00:05:03.000 And this is like, this is having a strict parent, being an immigrant.
00:05:08.000 You know, I came to Canada when I was five with a posh British accent.
00:05:11.000 I had that beaten out of me.
00:05:13.000 Moved to Quebec.
00:05:15.000 Where English people are second-class citizens. 0.99
00:05:18.000 It's language apartheid over there, and you can't really get in.
00:05:22.000 Everyone hates you when you're English in Quebec, and you can't get a job if you don't speak perfect French, so... And they make your children go to French schools.
00:05:31.000 So, they control your child's mind.
00:05:34.000 Steven Crowder is also from Montreal, and we were talking about this, how, you know, they make your kids go to French school, so your kids are counting in French, like, dix, vingt, trente, quarante, cinquante, soixante.
00:05:44.000 The kids, now you're in your kid's head.
00:05:46.000 They controlled your children's thoughts.
00:05:50.000 And if you have a sign that says Joe's Shoes instead of Chaussure de Joe, someone takes a picture of your store and you get a fine.
00:05:59.000 They have language police walking around with Polaroid cameras.
00:06:02.000 That's a certain kind of guy. 0.98
00:06:03.000 They're always fat, often virgins. 0.99
00:06:05.000 It's the same guys who work for Antifa and dox people. 0.99
00:06:09.000 It's these bitter virgins that just want revenge on the world. 1.00
00:06:13.000 Horrible people. 0.99
00:06:14.000 Language police, obviously.
00:06:16.000 Anyway, I think that shaped me into kind of a hustler, and it's probably why I did well in New York, because I was good at lying.
00:06:25.000 Like, there was this trick we would do at South by Southwest in Austin.
00:06:29.000 If we couldn't get into the venue, I could always get in, and what I'd do is I'd go around the back, and I'd find a patch cord,
00:06:36.000 Or something, any piece of equipment, even a box.
00:06:39.000 And then I would bang on the back door.
00:06:40.000 They'd open and go, good.
00:06:42.000 Why is that thing always closing here?
00:06:43.000 We're trying to get set up.
00:06:45.000 And the bouncer goes, it closes automatically. 0.96
00:06:47.000 And I go, for fuck sakes, you have to do an accent, right? 0.99
00:06:51.000 Cause you're not from Texas. 0.99
00:06:53.000 And they would always let me in and I would walk in with the patch cord or the box or the large thing, and then plop that down by the stage and go enjoy the show.
00:07:00.000 Handy trick you can do.
00:07:02.000 Also, I've never done this one, but I've heard a good trick is to buy a DJ case, like the thing that holds all the records.
00:07:08.000 Don't put anything in it, and just sort of wheel that up to the front of the club, and you can get into any club as the DJ.
00:07:17.000 Anyway, we were getting on the plane once, and I was enjoying being Timmy, because my wife had outlawed him.
00:07:23.000 She thought it would jinx our children. 0.94
00:07:25.000 So I hadn't done him in a long time, and then we started traveling a lot to pitch TV in L.A., and all of a sudden, Timmy is back from the grave.
00:07:32.000 And as I'm getting on the plane, I go, I'm number one!
00:07:36.000 To the woman there.
00:07:39.000 And she looks at me and she goes, yes you are.
00:07:42.000 Oh my god, I just remembered another good hustle.
00:07:45.000 Me and my buddy Sharky, he looks exactly like, who's that guy?
00:07:50.000 Chris Isaacs.
00:07:51.000 He looks like Chris Isaacs.
00:07:53.000 And so we come bursting in.
00:07:55.000 This is also going to South by Southwest.
00:07:57.000 We come bursting into the airport.
00:08:01.000 It was some sort of connection in Georgia or something.
00:08:03.000 And what we would do is our flight would be like 5 a.m.
00:08:07.000 So that's fine.
00:08:08.000 We'll just party all night.
00:08:09.000 Even if it was 6 or 7 a.m., we'd party all night.
00:08:11.000 So you're hammered at the airport.
00:08:14.000 That gives you a lot of hubris.
00:08:15.000 So we want to go to the VIP lounge, but we're not VIPs.
00:08:19.000 And I go in and I tell Sharkey to wait around the corner.
00:08:23.000 And I go up to the front of the VIP and I go, Hi, look, we haven't signed up for anything.
00:08:28.000 We had our American Express revoked.
00:08:31.000 I can't remember the reason why we don't have ID.
00:08:33.000 And I said, but I'm here.
00:08:34.000 I'm Chris Isaac's manager.
00:08:35.000 He's going to be coming here soon.
00:08:36.000 I'd appreciate if we could, uh, if he could not have paparazzi or any, any autographs or something.
00:08:41.000 He's very tired.
00:08:41.000 We've been traveling all night.
00:08:43.000 And she goes, fine, fine.
00:08:44.000 And it was a white woman and a black woman. 1.00
00:08:46.000 And the black woman goes, all right, but you're going to have to show ID. 1.00
00:08:49.000 And I looked at the white woman like, can you believe this bitch? 1.00
00:08:53.000 And the white woman looked at the black woman, and then she looked at me and she goes, uh, don't worry, we've got you. 1.00
00:08:58.000 And then Dan shows up.
00:08:59.000 Oops, I just gave away his real name.
00:09:01.000 Dan shows up in a suit, and he looks exactly like Chris Isaacs.
00:09:05.000 And then she's a little starstruck, and she understands the black woman doesn't know who Chris Isaacs is. 0.67
00:09:10.000 And boom! 0.98
00:09:11.000 We go coasting in to the VIP lounge.
00:09:14.000 It's 7am, of course, so the bartender isn't there, so we have to grab
00:09:18.000 Dirty glasses and reach behind and tip the taps to get beer. 0.92
00:09:26.000 Anyway, so I got on the plane, this is back to Timmy days, and sat there.
00:09:32.000 And the problem with using retardation to get your seat is you can't stop. 1.00
00:09:37.000 It's not like you can sit down and go, all right, here we are.
00:09:40.000 Because the woman at the gate is the same, she's the stewardess now.
00:09:43.000 She's on the plane.
00:09:44.000 So I have to still, with my sort of lobbed Tyrannosaurus Rex hands, still be sort of bobbing back and forth in the chair.
00:09:57.000 Waiting until our seatbelt sign goes off.
00:10:00.000 Then I think you can stop being handicapped. 1.00
00:10:03.000 And I did this many times and always sat with my friend, always had a good time.
00:10:06.000 But one time, someone was getting on, and it was a woman, she was probably 55, and she was with a 25-year-old man who had my same ailment.
00:10:17.000 He also swayed back and forth and had T-Rex arms and didn't really get volume.
00:10:23.000 Hey! 0.99
00:10:25.000 Wolverine!
00:10:28.000 And, uh, I was swaying in my chair and Sebastian there, I just gave him away.
00:10:35.000 He looked at the woman.
00:10:37.000 And he didn't really approve of this, by the way.
00:10:40.000 He wasn't a fan.
00:10:41.000 He doesn't like stuff like that.
00:10:42.000 But he met eyes with her.
00:10:45.000 And I think she was thinking, why don't I sit with that handsome blonde guy who looks like Noah Syndergaard, and I'll seat my handicapped son with this handicapped guy? 0.56
00:10:55.000 Because it's rare that this ailment is, you know, sometimes they're too retarded, sometimes they're not retarded enough. 1.00
00:10:59.000 These guys are just right. 0.67
00:11:01.000 And they can sit next to each other on the plane and talk about Wolverine the whole time.
00:11:05.000 And I'll tell you what.
00:11:06.000 I don't do the crime if I can't do the time.
00:11:10.000 So I promise you, I was prepared to sit with that guy for the six-hour flight and be just talking about Wolverine.
00:11:18.000 He has a daughter, you know, named Lara Logan.
00:11:22.000 She was on 60 Minutes, too.
00:11:24.000 And she has her own spikes that come out of her hand. 0.99
00:11:26.000 He's Canadian.
00:11:28.000 He was born in Vancouver.
00:11:30.000 He's short.
00:11:31.000 But he can beat up a lot of people.
00:11:33.000 Not Superman.
00:11:33.000 He can beat up a lot of people.
00:11:37.000 And then I thought, what if I'm sitting with him, and over the course of the six hour flight to LA, I start getting more and more woke.
00:11:48.000 And then I, you know, my hands slowly, over hours and hours and hours, straighten out.
00:11:54.000 And my voice goes from Wolverine to, you know, I mean, it is a comic book at the end of the day.
00:12:02.000 And then to, he's a fictional character.
00:12:07.000 I mean, this is someone that was written for children.
00:12:09.000 It's the same as Aesop's fables.
00:12:12.000 You know, you'll be hearing folklore for time immemorial.
00:12:17.000 Is that how you say it?
00:12:18.000 Excuse me.
00:12:20.000 I'm like, wow, you all of a sudden are getting smarter.
00:12:23.000 And I go, yeah, you just have to try.
00:12:25.000 You're not trying hard enough. 0.99
00:12:28.000 You know, you're letting yourself be retarded. 0.99
00:12:30.000 I just cured it in this one flight. 0.99
00:12:32.000 Look at me now.
00:12:33.000 My arms are straight.
00:12:34.000 I'm speaking in a normal tone and I no longer think Wolverine is real.
00:12:38.000 What's the matter with you?
00:12:43.000 That would have been cruel.
00:12:45.000 But he didn't end up sitting next to me.
00:12:48.000 And off we went.
00:12:50.000 Whoosh!
00:12:51.000 In a flying building, soaring through the clouds of immorality.
00:12:56.000 Here's another scam I did.
00:12:59.000 It was, um... It was, uh...
00:13:04.000 Back in Montreal days and I heard there was a cure for Hep C. Now, everyone I knew, not everyone, plenty of people I knew had Hep C from, because I was in junky Montreal and people would share needles. 0.96
00:13:16.000 And Hep C is a horrible disease that rots your blood and it destroys your liver because your poor liver is busting its ass trying to clean this shitty blood.
00:13:26.000 So you're gonna get liver cancer or something eventually. 1.00
00:13:28.000 You're gonna die. 0.97
00:13:29.000 It's a death sentence. 0.63
00:13:31.000 Since this story happened, by the way, they found a cure, which, you know, the news doesn't focus on accomplishments enough.
00:13:40.000 Maybe it's because it's often white guys, but Norman Borlaug saved a billion lives with his genetically modified corn.
00:13:47.000 We should have a day off for him.
00:13:49.000 Not Che Guevara, not Zapatista, not even Malcolm X, or even, I guess Martin Luther King deserves a day, but why doesn't Norman Borlaug, a billion lives?
00:14:01.000 And when we cured Hep C, that should have been across... No one should have talked about anything but. 0.88
00:14:08.000 We're talking about Stormy Daniels.
00:14:10.000 And, um, the fact that, uh, did he use a condom or not? 0.99
00:14:16.000 We're staring at Stormy Daniels' tits, and it's Anderson Cooper, so we're watching two people who have both had, like, five dicks in their face at once. 0.99
00:14:26.000 And we're calling that news. 1.00
00:14:28.000 No.
00:14:29.000 Curing Hep C is an unbelievable accomplishment. 0.94
00:14:32.000 It's expensive as hell.
00:14:33.000 It costs 80 grand, and I know people who've gone through it, and they say it's like chemo for your blood.
00:14:39.000 It's brutal.
00:14:40.000 Bunch of pills.
00:14:41.000 It's a wild ride.
00:14:42.000 But then you're cured!
00:14:44.000 And 80 grand is real pricey, but I'd be happy to pay it.
00:14:49.000 If I had that disease, and I don't.
00:14:50.000 But anyway, before they had this, they discovered a vaccination.
00:14:53.000 They probably should have known that they're on their way to a cure if they can come with a vaccine.
00:14:59.000 I called up the Montreal Health Clinic, and I said, hello, my name's Gavin, and I understand that you have a cure for Hep C. I'd love to come in and get it.
00:15:09.000 And they go, how old are you?
00:15:11.000 And I believe I was like 25 at the time, maybe 24.
00:15:16.000 And I said, I'm 24 years old.
00:15:18.000 And they go, ah, you got to be 22.
00:15:20.000 22 and under is who we're doing this for.
00:15:23.000 And I thought, well, that's a death sentence.
00:15:26.000 I should have lied.
00:15:28.000 And then I had an epiphany.
00:15:30.000 I hung up.
00:15:30.000 I'm really sorry about these sinuses, by the way.
00:15:33.000 I quit Maker's Mark for Lent, so I've only been drinking beer, and bacteria can live in my body for the first time all year.
00:15:39.000 So whereas I used to just pickle myself and never be remotely sick, I've had a cough and sniffles all of Lent.
00:15:48.000 I'm not sure it's better.
00:15:50.000 I mean, it's nice remembering stuff, it's nice reading your tweets the next morning, and they're not written by a stranger, it's nice never being hungover, but it's also not nice never having a buzz, and it's not nice not being pickled.
00:16:04.000 And being sick.
00:16:06.000 Anyway, so I have this epiphany, and I go, uh, I'm gonna call back.
00:16:12.000 So I wait a little while and then I call back and go, hi, you guys have like a Hep C thing or whatever?
00:16:18.000 And they go, yes, we do.
00:16:21.000 Oh, can I?
00:16:22.000 I'm not sure I want to bother, but should I come by?
00:16:25.000 Yes, you should come by right away!
00:16:28.000 Come by the clinic.
00:16:29.000 We're at 1400 St.
00:16:30.000 Dominique.
00:16:34.000 It's at the Clinic Alternative.
00:16:39.000 It was called the clinic, the alternative clinic.
00:16:42.000 What does that mean?
00:16:42.000 It's for punk rockers?
00:16:44.000 It's for people involved in the grunge community.
00:16:46.000 Hi, we're here.
00:16:47.000 We couldn't cure Kurt Cobain's head wound.
00:16:50.000 But besides that, we're pretty good at alternative medicine.
00:16:54.000 Or maybe they just use herbs?
00:16:56.000 No, because I went there for my veneer awards and they use the good old-fashioned method of liquid nitrogen.
00:17:01.000 Anyway.
00:17:04.000 So I go in there.
00:17:06.000 Hey guys! 0.81
00:17:07.000 And I'm dressed pretty gay.
00:17:09.000 I have, like, a white windbreaker on.
00:17:12.000 And, uh, some khakis and some nikes.
00:17:15.000 And, uh, my hair's kind of floofed.
00:17:18.000 And I go, Hi!
00:17:19.000 I'm- And there's all these people waiting.
00:17:22.000 In the waiting room.
00:17:23.000 They go, hi, I'm here for, I don't even know.
00:17:26.000 It's like Hep C, like some sort of needle.
00:17:28.000 Oh my god, I hate needles.
00:17:29.000 I'm actually kind of freaking.
00:17:32.000 And they go, go right ahead.
00:17:33.000 I skip the whole line.
00:17:36.000 And they go, I say goodbye to everyone in the waiting room.
00:17:40.000 They whisk me in, they roll up my windbreaker, and boom, I've got my first shot.
00:17:44.000 And I think the way it works is you got a shot, and then you got a shot a week later, and then you waited six months for the third shot.
00:17:50.000 Something like that.
00:17:51.000 And every time I showed up to this clinic, I would sashay in, flick back my hair, Hi boys!
00:17:57.000 Ooh, what's your name?
00:17:59.000 And I would go to the front of the line.
00:18:01.000 Now where is this on the morality scale?
00:18:04.000 Uh, I'm not really hurting anyone, and I think it's Montreal's political correctness that was putting me at the front of the line, and that's BS. 0.99
00:18:12.000 But, gays are probably more likely to have Hep C, because I think you get it from poo. 1.00
00:18:18.000 And they do tend to eat a lot more ass than we do. 1.00
00:18:21.000 So, this is a tough one. 1.00
00:18:23.000 Initially, I didn't feel any remorse about this, because I thought they're the ones coming with their stupid affirmative action. 0.99
00:18:28.000 But if the group, the demographic, does eat more poo than us, or get more particles on their tongue, then maybe it is wrong what I did. 0.99
00:18:40.000 I'm going to give this a five. 0.86
00:18:43.000 Ten being the most immoral, one being like farting in church, I'm going to say five.
00:18:51.000 So then I did the third one and I come and I go, well, I guess I'm done. 0.99
00:18:56.000 Bye losers. 0.99
00:18:57.000 I guess I don't have to do that gay voice anymore. 1.00
00:18:59.000 And, uh, they made me sit down and watch a video. 0.65
00:19:03.000 This was for the last one. 0.99
00:19:04.000 They gave me a big pile of pamphlets about ass eating. 0.98
00:19:09.000 I had dudes on it and then they sit me down they put a VHS tape in this is 94 and they make me watch a video on men in love who want to express their love for each other in many ways using their mouths all over their bodies and that includes the butthole obviously and I was going 0.99
00:19:29.000 Yeah, this isn't a thing.
00:19:31.000 I'm good.
00:19:32.000 Okay.
00:19:33.000 All right.
00:19:33.000 You know what?
00:19:34.000 You can stop.
00:19:34.000 You can stop it now.
00:19:36.000 Yeah, I don't want to watch.
00:19:37.000 And they go, please, sir.
00:19:38.000 It's only ten minutes.
00:19:39.000 I'm good.
00:19:40.000 I got it.
00:19:41.000 I don't do that.
00:19:41.000 So I don't.
00:19:42.000 I never, never.
00:19:44.000 I think I actually do do that if we're getting into the opposite sex.
00:19:49.000 Or did do that.
00:19:52.000 But women are cleaner somehow. 1.00
00:19:55.000 I refuse to watch.
00:19:56.000 I go, well, I got my three shots.
00:19:58.000 What are you going to do?
00:19:58.000 And I got up.
00:20:00.000 Left.
00:20:03.000 It was like one time I was so hungover I fainted on a plane.
00:20:06.000 I went up to get water and I said to the stewardess, I was doing coke all night in Louisiana, New Orleans, and I don't feel... and I just collapsed in the stewardess's bay.
00:20:19.000 And then I woke up, had some orange juice.
00:20:22.000 Felt like a billion bucks, by the way, after the orange juice.
00:20:24.000 I sat back down in my chair, told the old lady next to me I had diabetes.
00:20:29.000 Because the whole plane, when I was passed out, they said, we have a man who's passed out on the plane.
00:20:34.000 Are there any doctors on this plane?
00:20:37.000 I didn't know about that, but she told me.
00:20:40.000 And then the plane stopped and they said, everyone has to remain seated.
00:20:45.000 We have a sick patient on the plane.
00:20:47.000 We have called a doctor.
00:20:49.000 He's going to come here and get him and then you can all get your luggage.
00:20:54.000 So everyone is staring at me going, hey, diabetic. 0.99
00:20:58.000 You fucked up my whole trip. 0.99
00:20:59.000 I'm going to miss my connection flight, my connecting flight. 0.97
00:21:02.000 So I'm sitting there going, sorry.
00:21:03.000 And then I think, and this sort of links to the whole hustle mentality.
00:21:07.000 I think, yeah, uh, I'm not going to do that.
00:21:12.000 So I just get up, open the overhead cabin thing, get my luggage and they go, sir.
00:21:17.000 Sit down!
00:21:18.000 Sit down!
00:21:19.000 And I just start walking out, and they go, sir!
00:21:21.000 And the stewardess is trying to, like, touch me.
00:21:23.000 Now, you can get the air marshal and stuff to drag someone off a plane, but how do you make someone stay on a plane?
00:21:30.000 So it was like football.
00:21:31.000 I just sort of deeped them out.
00:21:33.000 They never really grabbed me, like, in a tackle hole, but they were just sort of holding onto me like weak zombies in a Billy Idol video, like, dancing with myself, you know?
00:21:41.000 And I just sort of slooped by them all, and then just walked off the plane.
00:21:46.000 Now everyone can get their luggage,
00:21:47.000 The doctor has to go find me somehow.
00:21:49.000 He's not gonna bother.
00:21:50.000 That was the end of that. 0.99
00:21:52.000 And, uh, that's how I felt with that shit video for Hep C. I just thought, yeah, I'm not doing this. 0.99
00:22:00.000 And this goes back, we've had a, I've had a long history of hustles. 0.99
00:22:03.000 And I remember the first hustle I ever did, I was 13, I was working at Sunny's Gas Station in Kanata, Ontario, near Bridlewood.
00:22:11.000 And it was, the atmosphere was like that Matt Dillon movie, Over the Edge.
00:22:15.000 And it was these cookie cutter suburbs that they'd build a hundred of the same house in a farmer's field.
00:22:22.000 And you're rural, but you're suburban at the same time. 0.97
00:22:24.000 And it sucked. 0.98
00:22:25.000 It was really boring. 0.95
00:22:26.000 And we ended up getting up to all kinds of trouble just out of sheer boredom.
00:22:30.000 So anyway, I got a job at the gas station, which sucked because you have that gas smell your entire shift and it follows you home.
00:22:39.000 But to fill a propane tank was $20.
00:22:45.000 And what a lot of people would do before a big weekend or an important event is they would fill their tank even if it was 80% full.
00:22:54.000 You know, they're not- all you have to do to feel if a propane tank is full is just move it.
00:22:59.000 It's liquid.
00:23:00.000 You can feel the liquid in there.
00:23:01.000 So if it's heavy and it's going shploosh shploosh, you don't need to fill it up.
00:23:05.000 You'll be fine.
00:23:07.000 But these people were overachievers.
00:23:09.000 There's a lot of Ned Flanders in my neighborhood.
00:23:11.000 And at 80%, they want it filled up.
00:23:13.000 They gotta be extra super sure.
00:23:16.000 Ready to go!
00:23:17.000 Propane is scary, by the way, too.
00:23:19.000 It's, it's one million degrees below zero.
00:23:22.000 If you get it on your hand, and you hit something, your hand's gonna shatter.
00:23:25.000 I was always scared of dealing with that giant tank that was as big as a house.
00:23:30.000 So anyway, I'd feel it, I'd screw the propane on, wearing my big gloves, and then I would go... What the hell?
00:23:39.000 That was less than ten seconds.
00:23:42.000 This guy is 95% full.
00:23:44.000 So, what we would do is, we wouldn't write it down on the sheet.
00:23:49.000 We'd take the 20 bucks and we'd write on another sheet that we carried around 5%.
00:23:53.000 And then we'd get another guy.
00:23:56.000 That would go for like 30 seconds.
00:23:58.000 Oh, he was half full.
00:24:00.000 Alright, so now we're at 55% on the personal sheet.
00:24:04.000 We'd keep getting those until we would get to closer to 100% and then we'd put $20 in the till.
00:24:11.000 Keeping the rest, we made a fortune!
00:24:15.000 I'd have $200 in my pocket at the age of 13.
00:24:19.000 That's the equivalent today of $22,000.
00:24:23.000 It was an infinite amount of money.
00:24:28.000 This is the age where you get in fistfights with your friends because they won't put in a dollar for the $3 of gas that you guys are using when you board your mom's car.
00:24:36.000 So $200, that's a hundred years of gas fights.
00:24:40.000 I'm rich!
00:24:42.000 Now, where does that go on the morality scale?
00:24:45.000 That's a tough one.
00:24:49.000 Surely when they factor in the $20 per tank, they are also including the Ned Flanders who will come with 90% full tanks.
00:24:58.000 That's why they can do $20.
00:24:59.000 So it's not like they said, it's X amount of propane, one full tank should be $20, that'll turn out to profit. 0.99
00:25:05.000 They factored in these assholes when they came up with $20. 0.84
00:25:09.000 And I am factoring that out and making sure that every single propane tank is 100% empty. 0.99
00:25:16.000 Um, I think they went bankrupt eventually, but I'm going to give that on the morality scale, I'm going to give that a three or four.
00:25:24.000 Not so bad.
00:25:26.000 Not great, but not bad.
00:25:27.000 It was sort of like overpouring as a bartender.
00:25:34.000 Remember the owner of that gas station, the manager, she told me that she used to be fat and she had a... 1.00
00:25:42.000 What do you call it?
00:25:45.000 Like a miracle, really.
00:25:46.000 She was on her bed praying to lose weight, and the whole room burst into light.
00:25:50.000 So blinding light, like something out of Poltergeist.
00:25:52.000 And then her bed started shaking.
00:25:54.000 It lifted off the ground.
00:25:56.000 It started shaking.
00:25:58.000 And that day forward, she started losing the weight.
00:26:01.000 So God, while he's got Africa and mudslides in Mumbai and all these thunderstorms, he decides to take some time out 1.00
00:26:10.000 And head over to Kanata and make a bed shake so some fat bitch can lose 40 pounds. 1.00
00:26:16.000 She ended up firing me. 1.00
00:26:17.000 You know how I got fired from that job? 0.99
00:26:18.000 I had to do a double shift, 16 hours, and on the timesheet I wrote 16 FUCKING HOURS. 0.99
00:26:25.000 That was the end of that. 0.99
00:26:31.000 Another scam, and this is, by the way, Immorality is a 9.
00:26:35.000 There was a health food store called the Herb and Spice- Oh wait, sorry.
00:26:38.000 Before we get to the Herb and Spice.
00:26:41.000 I had a brilliant idea on how to rob that gas station.
00:26:45.000 We get a guy in a ski mask and a fake gun to come by, and he's a friend of mine, right?
00:26:52.000 And I have a Sony Hi8 camera.
00:26:59.000 I film it.
00:27:00.000 No.
00:27:01.000 He films it?
00:27:02.000 Yeah, let's say he films it, right?
00:27:05.000 So he comes in, he's got a plastic gun, a bag, a ski mask, and a Sony Hi8 camera.
00:27:10.000 He says to me, give me all the money.
00:27:13.000 I empty the till, puts in the bag.
00:27:14.000 He's filming all this, right?
00:27:17.000 Yeah, it can't be me filming it or he would have shot me.
00:27:20.000 So, um...
00:27:23.000 On the cameras too, this shows up, right?
00:27:25.000 This is before YouTube or anything, so we'd have to explain why he was filming him if he saw it in the... That would just be weird.
00:27:32.000 Hey, I went through the tapes, the surveillance tapes, and the guy who robbed you had a camera on the whole time.
00:27:37.000 And I could maybe say, yeah, he said that he was gonna use my image, and if I called the cops, he was gonna kill me.
00:27:43.000 I could say that.
00:27:45.000 So then, uh...
00:27:47.000 He leaves, he's got the money, we split it up later.
00:27:50.000 Alright?
00:27:51.000 Now let's go through the possibilities of how that can be bad.
00:27:55.000 What if someone sees it, right, happening and calls the cops and the cops show up?
00:28:02.000 Well, what happens then is me and the thief say, no, no, no.
00:28:08.000 Sorry, officer.
00:28:08.000 Sorry.
00:28:08.000 We're shooting a movie.
00:28:10.000 We're doing a crime movie.
00:28:12.000 And I was just about to put the money back in the till this.
00:28:14.000 I'm not really being robbed.
00:28:16.000 And you know, the cop would say, well, don't ever do stuff like that.
00:28:18.000 And that's wrong. 1.00
00:28:19.000 You jerks. 0.99
00:28:20.000 And that would be in that. 1.00
00:28:21.000 No one would go to jail.
00:28:22.000 So when he got home, the guy, he would smash the tape and throw the camera away, whatever, or hide it.
00:28:29.000 Um,
00:28:30.000 But up until we knew we were scot-free, we would always have the option of saying we were shooting a movie.
00:28:37.000 Wouldn't that be a great hustle?
00:28:39.000 My dad says that when he gets drunk.
00:28:40.000 He goes, I would have been a great thief.
00:28:44.000 Identity theft.
00:28:45.000 That's the way it goes.
00:28:47.000 There's no victims there.
00:28:49.000 It's only the corporations, the insurance.
00:28:51.000 They're not going to bother.
00:28:53.000 That's how you do it.
00:28:54.000 A whole ring of insurance fraud.
00:28:57.000 I mean, identity theft.
00:29:00.000 But I read somewhere that thieves make something like 45 grand a year. 1.00
00:29:03.000 So stupid little hustles like that. 1.00
00:29:05.000 They're less than working at McDonald's. 1.00
00:29:08.000 So we worked at a health food store called the Herb and Spice.
00:29:10.000 We called it the Herb and Heist.
00:29:11.000 We were all punkers.
00:29:13.000 And there was this commie
00:29:14.000 This is a weird thing.
00:29:16.000 Skinhead communists, they're not racist at all, quite the contrary.
00:29:20.000 They're called redskins.
00:29:21.000 And there was this guy, Andy, who was a redskin, and he was really into being working class.
00:29:26.000 He had a hammer and sickle tattoo, and he had his suspenders, and he listened to ska music.
00:29:34.000 He loved the workers party so much that he worked his ass off.
00:29:38.000 When he'd be out there misting the vegetables and making sure all the stock- the store looked amazing. 1.00
00:29:44.000 The rest of us would just, as we say in Canada, fuck the dog. 1.00
00:29:48.000 And that means not work. 0.99
00:29:49.000 What'd you do today? 1.00
00:29:50.000 I just stayed at home fucking the dog all day. 1.00
00:29:52.000 I'm sure Americans hear that and go, oh, so you practice bestiality? 1.00
00:29:55.000 Ew, not literally, eh?
00:29:59.000 So, I would sit in the freezer, bundled up, and I would make, I had a little ice cream parlor back there, and I would make you banana splits, I would come up with new things, what about jam on top of whipped cream on top of this banana ice cream?
00:30:14.000 And then people would come in for a break and they'd go, this is amazing, what do you call this?
00:30:18.000 It's called a Sunberry Surprise.
00:30:21.000 And so I had my ice cream parlor in the back, and then we lived in a house of punks, like nine guys.
00:30:28.000 And we were all, most of us were vegetarians, because that's what you did back then.
00:30:31.000 And that food's expensive.
00:30:33.000 Tofurkey and not dogs and all that stuff, right?
00:30:38.000 That stuff adds up.
00:30:40.000 Meanwhile, it's all soy.
00:30:41.000 You know, one of the reasons I quit being a vegetarian, besides a brilliant article by Michael Palin, no, Michael Palin,
00:30:46.000 Michael Pollan, is that his name?
00:30:49.000 He did The Botany of Desire.
00:30:52.000 He wrote an article called An Animal's Place that argued that just as many animals die for your soy in the wheat harvesters and the, you know, the pesticides in the fields, the birds.
00:31:04.000 That die when you have a normal small-town organic farm.
00:31:08.000 Not mass production of meat, but small-town production of meat is actually more ethical.
00:31:14.000 So I stopped being a vegetarian after 15 years when I read that article.
00:31:16.000 But anyway.
00:31:19.000 Another reason I quit too is because I'm having these not dogs on stuff and I realized this is all soy with hot dog flavoring. 0.99
00:31:25.000 This is fucking dog food. 0.99
00:31:27.000 Like when dogs get a... It's BLT flavored chunks! 1.00
00:31:32.000 It's a BLT chemical on top of soy.
00:31:36.000 With some protein powder.
00:31:37.000 So I'm eating dog food my whole- for 15 years I've been eating dog food.
00:31:42.000 Piss me off.
00:31:43.000 Anyway, the way we would throw out the garbage is there were boxes and they would be in the back room and you'd have like some rotten lettuce or a dead tomato and you'd throw that in the box and then you take the boxes to the dumpster.
00:31:53.000 It was easier than dealing with a bag obviously, right?
00:31:55.000 And plus you obviously had almost infinite boxes coming in because that's how the produce arrived.
00:32:00.000 So it was a good little system.
00:32:02.000 So what I would do is I would go shopping for myself and fill the shopping cart up with all the expensive stuff.
00:32:11.000 All kinds of stuff too, like there was this soy, I don't know, like this weird paste that was made in Japan that took about a thousand years to make and was just jam-packed with nutrition.
00:32:23.000 You'd make a soup with it, you know what I mean?
00:32:24.000 It's like a thick brown paste.
00:32:26.000 And it was soup, it was like 40 bucks or something. 0.99
00:32:28.000 I'd throw that in the garbage box, and I would layer maybe two or even three boxes with awesome expensive groceries, including tofu ice cream and shit. 0.96
00:32:44.000 And then I would put garbage on top of those three boxes. 0.95
00:32:48.000 So at the end of my shift, we would close the shop and we would go out to the dumpster, throw all the crap in the dumpster, and then load up Steve's car with all these awesome groceries.
00:33:01.000 And our fridge looked like Chelsea Handler's fridge.
00:33:07.000 It looked like Jennifer Aniston's fridge.
00:33:09.000 It was amazing.
00:33:09.000 Just chalk a block.
00:33:12.000 Freezer stuffed.
00:33:14.000 With fancy vegetarian food.
00:33:15.000 We ate like kings, for the better part of two years.
00:33:19.000 Anyway, I think, and this often happens, the next generation comes in, and they don't have the chops.
00:33:25.000 And they started doing it too, and they got caught, and they all got fired, and word got out.
00:33:30.000 And the owner thought, so these young kids got it from the previous generation.
00:33:37.000 I know who it was. 1.00
00:33:39.000 It was that idiotic communist who was pretending to work his ass off and was clearly doing it out of guilt. 1.00
00:33:47.000 It wasn't Gavin who would just make ice cream sundaes in the freezer. 1.00
00:33:53.000 Andy told me that every time the owner saw him on the street, he would point at him.
00:33:57.000 I think he even stopped him on the street once and he said, if I ever get evidence on you, I am going to send you up the creek.
00:34:04.000 I'm going to send you to prison for so long. 1.00
00:34:06.000 I'm going to have them throw the book at you, you son of a bitch. 1.00
00:34:09.000 And he's like, what are you talking about? 1.00
00:34:10.000 I busted my ass there. 0.98
00:34:11.000 And every time he saw me, he'd go, Gavin, I got to say, great to see you. 0.99
00:34:15.000 Anytime you want to come back to the Herb and Spice, anytime, I'm there for you.
00:34:20.000 Thanks, buddy.
00:34:22.000 I don't need free groceries anymore, but I appreciate it.
00:34:25.000 I appreciate the offer.
00:34:29.000 That's pretty bad on the immorality scale, right?
00:34:32.000 Yeah, that guy's trying to run a business.
00:34:34.000 He's not ripping anyone off.
00:34:35.000 You don't have to go to his store. 0.95
00:34:37.000 I'm gonna say that's up there with Timmy the retard. 1.00
00:34:40.000 I'm gonna give that a 9.
00:34:41.000 What do you say? 9?
00:34:44.000 Oh, here's another good one we used to do.
00:34:46.000 Cargo Records was a record distributor in Montreal, and I used to do this.
00:34:54.000 I used to do two jobs for them.
00:34:55.000 I used to pack their record boxes and ship them out to the various stores.
00:34:58.000 Then I also used to drive to America, which is only an hour from Montreal, fill up my van with records like Anal Cunt was one band that we had to bring over the border, 0.59
00:35:10.000 And argue with the customs guys, because it was cheaper to ship to America.
00:35:14.000 So they'd ship all their different manufacturers would meet in this one upstate New York spot.
00:35:19.000 I'd pick it up and then drive that one giant van through the border.
00:35:22.000 It's a pretty adult job.
00:35:24.000 And I remember having the entrepreneurial spirit even back then.
00:35:27.000 I would have been like 21 and saying, why don't I buy the van and I'll be my own individual company that ships and then you just pay me as an LLC.
00:35:37.000 I think being an entrepreneur is in your blood genetically.
00:35:40.000 But uh, I remember one time I was at Customs and he's got a Butthole Surfers CD and he goes, is this like surfers who are buttholes? 0.99
00:35:50.000 Like jerks? 1.00
00:35:51.000 Is this saying the surfer idiots? 1.00
00:35:52.000 Or is this surfers who surf on actual buttholes? 1.00
00:35:57.000 I go, I don't know.
00:35:59.000 And he says, well, no, that doesn't work, sir.
00:36:01.000 You're the one bringing these CDs here.
00:36:02.000 They're your responsibility.
00:36:06.000 So I had to stop and think about it. 1.00
00:36:07.000 And I go, I think he means the jerks. 0.99
00:36:10.000 I don't think anyone would, even if you were like a millimeter tall, there's no waves, there's no action. 1.00
00:36:16.000 So you'd never surf on a butthole. 1.00
00:36:19.000 You just say like the butthole cops are cops that are jerks. 1.00
00:36:22.000 I didn't use that analogy because he's basically a cop. 1.00
00:36:26.000 And then I'd drive through.
00:36:27.000 But with the other job, you do the inventory, so this, they want an Anal Cunt CD, a Butthole Surfer CD, a Gene D. Allen CD, you put it in the box, and then I'd fill my same van, and then I'd drive to the post office, and ship them all out.
00:36:42.000 Or the, whatever it was, the delivery place.
00:36:45.000 I can't remember if it was UPS or... So, what I would do is, and on the immorality scale, this is up there too.
00:36:54.000 Eight.
00:36:55.000 Uh, I'd make sure the label was not down the seam of the box.
00:36:59.000 And I'll explain why in a second.
00:37:01.000 So put the label off to the side.
00:37:03.000 Fill the box with like the 25 CDs they wanted.
00:37:08.000 Then I would have 30 CDs that I want.
00:37:13.000 And then I would put newspaper in there, seal it up.
00:37:15.000 Then me, again, this was Steve, me and Steve would get in the van, we drive to the UPS, whatever it was, and then slit open the box, not cutting the label, remember, because it's off to the side, take out the 30 we had put aside, fill the hole with newspaper, seal it back up, send it off.
00:37:35.000 Now, the only flaw with this plan is the people at the record store in Calgary,
00:37:42.000 They open it up, they've got their 30 CDs in a giant box.
00:37:45.000 Why is this box so big for so few CDs?
00:37:48.000 But I don't think that triggered any alarms.
00:37:51.000 I get that from Amazon all the time.
00:37:52.000 I'll get some tiny thing in a huge massive box.
00:37:56.000 I don't know why they do that, but we ended up getting fired.
00:37:59.000 I don't know if they ever figured it out, but my buddy started crying in the office when he got fired and
00:38:07.000 Beg them to let him stay there because he said, I'm English.
00:38:10.000 There's no jobs here in Quebec.
00:38:12.000 And then he said, I'll work for free, please.
00:38:14.000 I need this.
00:38:14.000 This job's my entire identity.
00:38:17.000 That's sort of the moral of this show is there's two types of people in the world. 0.97
00:38:24.000 In politics, I say there's those who want to be left alone, and then there's those who won't leave those people the fuck alone. 0.96
00:38:30.000 But in life, there's hustlers that want to get the job done, and yes, sometimes they do immoral things. 0.96
00:38:37.000 I'm not advocating for any of these crimes, but...
00:38:41.000 I am saying, don't sit there and cry.
00:38:44.000 Don't sit there and say, please I need this job, I'll work for free.
00:38:49.000 Hustle!
00:38:50.000 Come up with a scam.
00:38:51.000 Because when you're an entrepreneur, you've got to do tricks like that.
00:38:55.000 You want to stay moral, you want to be legal, but there's times when you have to, like with Vice.
00:39:00.000 We said we printed 40,000 back in newsprint days.
00:39:04.000 We had to say that because everyone else was lying.
00:39:07.000 The Montreal Mirror, the Hour, they all lied and said 40,000.
00:39:11.000 In fact, it got to the point when they got bigger that they would, they, when they started getting monitors, they couldn't say that lie anymore.
00:39:18.000 They would print 100,000.
00:39:22.000 And then a recycling truck would take $50,000 to the recycling plant from the place where they made them and immediately start recycling them.
00:39:30.000 So that's the level of dishonesty in the business world, and that's how they survived.
00:39:37.000 If they were honest and said, we only print $50,000, well, they'd say, well, the competition prints $100,000, so we're going with them.
00:39:43.000 So you had to lie.
00:39:45.000 That's part of the nature.
00:39:46.000 This isn't a very moral episode, I'm realizing right now, but I guess I'm saying,
00:39:52.000 Part of being a survivor is being a hustler and not trusting people and not, you know, when they say, no, we can't do it, just not accepting that.
00:39:59.000 No, I'm not following your rules.
00:40:01.000 I don't, I don't take it for granted that you're right and I'm wrong.
00:40:06.000 Uh, I'm realizing I'm going to be late for the game here.
00:40:09.000 We got opening day with the Mets and, and I think St.
00:40:12.000 Louis, they're going to destroy us.
00:40:16.000 Uh,
00:40:17.000 And so you have to have a level of dishonesty.
00:40:20.000 Like Charles Murray doesn't like Donald Trump because he said he's not a handshake guy and he would refuse to pay contractors.
00:40:25.000 And I thought of this after I was arguing with Charles Murray about this.
00:40:30.000 I realized like a few hours later.
00:40:33.000 In New York, when you're dealing with a bidder in Manhattan, everyone's hustling, everyone's lying, everyone's cheating, everyone's playing dirty pool.
00:40:40.000 So, the contract is for $10, then you get a bill from the contractor and it says $15, and then you have to hammer him down and chisel away and talk about small claims court to get back down to say,
00:40:52.000 1150.
00:40:53.000 You're still paying more than you originally agreed on, but you've hammered this guy down to what was a balloon.
00:40:59.000 Like, look at the, the, the, what it's called, the Freedom Tower.
00:41:02.000 What was that, like, 10 billion dollars over budget?
00:41:06.000 That's the world we're living in.
00:41:07.000 Everyone is hustling.
00:41:09.000 Everyone is doing scams.
00:41:11.000 So, sometimes you gotta break the rules.
00:41:13.000 Sometimes you gotta hustle.
00:41:14.000 Sometimes you have to cheat.
00:41:16.000 And as Krass said,
00:41:18.000 The anarcho-punk band that shaped my life.
00:41:20.000 If you choose to stray from the path that you've been taught, don't expect help and don't get caught.
00:41:27.000 See you next week, kiddies.