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00:00:00.000I was just listening to Kathy Griffin on Howard Stern.
00:00:04.000She was lying on top of him and making moaning sounds.
00:00:07.000They were making love, and I was listening in the other room through a crack in the wall.
00:02:00.000Like, if you're wearing an ACABS shirt, or an F the Police shirt, or you're walking around, you know, a cop station saying, PIGS IN A BLANKET!
00:02:21.000However, if you do that, and you come across a cop who's not following the rules, and he kicks your ass, well...
00:02:30.000You know, you don't legally deserve it, because our laws say free speech, but I'm not going to sit here and listen to you complain for an hour, watch you shave your head, and whine about how I got in trouble when I suggested I would like to decapitate the president in a very graphic manner.
00:04:28.000We've been laughing at that outfit, by the way, for about a thousand years.
00:04:32.000You know, guys in World War II would put a mop on their head and a dress for their one night off and say, hi, I'm a lady, and everyone would laugh their head off.
00:04:41.000And now, like in the past two years, that exact same outfit, we're told that's not funny anymore.
00:06:26.000So, I think it's okay to, on the one hand, say Kathy Griffin has the right to do anything, and at the same time, without being hypocritical, go, well, what do you think was gonna happen, lady?
00:07:42.000We have this problem where we put our brains in other people's heads and we go, oh man, you're going to feel terrible when you see what you did.
00:07:50.000But that's not the way sociopaths are.
00:07:53.000Like that documentary, which I highly recommend, The Staircase, is about a guy, a compulsive liar, he threw his first wife down the stairs, killed her, threw his second wife down the stairs, killed her, I think he was a gay, and he kept falling in love with men and then hating that he was married.
00:08:09.000So we slowly watch, I just ruined it for you by the way, but we slowly watch it unfold and you're watching it going, I can't wait till this guy pays the piper.
00:08:16.000I can't wait till it all blows up in his face.
00:09:54.000And then people start asking questions.
00:09:56.000His parents want to know what happened to their in-laws, so he kills them.
00:10:00.000Then his wife's getting curious where her parents went, so he kills his wife and kids in a fire that he was in.
00:10:07.000And he says, I was trying to kill the whole family, including me.
00:10:10.000Yeah, but you were by the window that was open and you were easily rescued.
00:10:14.000So you're reading this book going, I can't wait till you pay the piper.
00:10:19.000Can't wait till this all blows up in your face, you scumbag.
00:10:23.000And he goes to prison where he discovers Jesus.
00:10:28.000And now Christians come to see him and sort of worship him because, wow, if this guy can get cured, can find salvation, someone who's done such evil things, then salvation is incredibly powerful and the Lord has infinite powers.
00:10:45.000What a great testament to Christianity.
00:10:47.000And you're reading it going, God damn it!
00:10:49.000Now, when I wanted that guy to suffer, I was putting my brain in his brain and I was thinking how, you know, catastrophic it would be for me in prison to realize I had murdered my entire family.
00:11:26.000So then he started messing with Anthony's family and his brother.
00:11:30.000His brother plays in a bunch of different bands and he was getting the gigs canceled.
00:11:34.000So now, like, the bassist of that band is having trouble with his mortgage payment because some lunatic is doxing him.
00:11:39.000And Kumi is, like, pulling his hair out, you know, wanting to murder the dude.
00:11:43.000And then, not long after that, it turns out the guy was, uh... I think I got it here on my phone somewhere.
00:11:50.000The guy was robbing a Walmart of I think some speakers?
00:11:57.000He was, yeah I should have it here, he was robbing a Walmart of some speakers and I think the cops caught him, started chasing him, and his kid was in the car.
00:12:10.000So they get into an accident, the kid goes flying out the window I believe,
00:12:15.000And he steps over the kid's body and runs off into the night.
00:12:21.000Christopher Kuhn, K-U-H-N is his name, dad accused of leaving two-year-old son to die in getaway crash, quote-unquote, is in his own private hell.
00:12:30.000So, you give these people enough rope and they end up frying themselves.
00:12:36.000If they're doxing you or trying to get you fired or torturing you or stalking you, you check in with those people later and you realize, wow, you're your own worst enemy.
00:12:46.000So I guess I'm contradicting myself because I said there's no justice but then these people end up punishing themselves because they're deranged.
00:12:53.000It's not your peer who's doxing you and trying to get you fired.
00:12:57.000It's a lunatic like when I said trans people are mentally ill gays and I had my ad agency shut down there was one of the guys who was a big dude in the whole thing is a woman and tranny whatever and that guy got the it was you know a big part of the campaign and then
00:14:03.000There's a zero demand for your supply.
00:14:05.000And I've seen this time and time again.
00:14:09.000They catch the guy doing the doxing, they catch the guy doing the stalking, calling you a Nazi, getting you fired, and he's some sad sack 300-pound loser living in his basement with his parents who has mental issues, and you know, you talk to the dad,
00:14:25.000And he goes, he's really sick in the head, and we're working hard on it.
00:14:52.000And then I get the guy and I kick open the door and there he is in a wheelchair with tubes up his nose.
00:14:57.000And like Ricky would obviously, Ricky's not that handicapped, but he'd have to ham it up.
00:15:02.000And he sort of, and this guy has been saying like, try me, bitch, I'll take you out.
00:15:08.000There's a good documentary about this from the guy who was in The Mask after Jim Carrey, and he talks about the critics and your enemies online.
00:15:27.000And then I found that guy's band, and they sucked so badly, I couldn't believe it.
00:15:34.000Like there's this dude who does, I forget what it's called, it's not called Red Pill Movies, but it's something like that, like Red Dragon Movies, and he talks in a slow-mo kind of voice, and he does movie reviews online where he sits in an old living room, it's a set they built, and they go over films and talk about how bad they are, and they're pretty good.
00:15:57.000Red Band Trail or something like that?
00:15:59.000But anyway, I started researching them.
00:16:03.000They do things like Star Wars is just a ripoff of another Star Wars and they show you the same shot ten times, like really meticulously edited, but all about how this film sucks and that film sucks and that's garbage.
00:16:14.000And then I looked up the guys, they did their own movie and it was the worst piece of garbage, like cheap,
00:16:27.000Like, sub-trauma, complete garbage, where that kind of horror where you can't tell if they're kidding or not because the blood's spurting out of the eyes.
00:16:35.000Trying to be Evil Dead, but obviously not as good.
00:16:42.000Was it Roger Ebert who wrote Valley of the Dolls?
00:16:44.000Valley of the Dolls is one of the worst movies you'll ever see.
00:16:48.000So this is the critics, this is the weirdos online, these are the people out sabotaging lives.
00:16:53.000And then the ones that they sabotage...
00:16:56.000Those guys, you know, are the opposite of giving them enough rope and they do great.
00:17:01.000Like, Brendan Eich is one of my favorite examples of this.
00:17:03.000He gets fired from Mozilla because he donated to a, not anti-gay marriage per se, but like a pro-family Christian thing that doesn't support gay marriage.
00:17:16.000It's not like they're out to destroy gays.
00:17:19.000They just don't advocate for that, right?
00:17:21.000This is back in 2004 when Obama and Hillary Clinton were on the same page and were very vocal about how they did not support gay marriage.
00:17:29.000Marriage is between a man and a woman.
00:17:31.000You can find both Obama and Hillary saying this and Brendan Eich had the same mentality.
00:17:36.000And by the way, speaking of freedom, you don't know
00:17:40.000What these people's agenda is when they make these donations or they have this stance.
00:17:45.000Maybe he's a gay himself, like Bruce LaBruce, who's anti-gay marriage.
00:17:49.000He thinks it's a normalization of homosexuality and he thinks it's like gays trying to be straight and pretending they're something they're not.
00:17:55.000So he's a pro-gay gay who does gay porn for a living, Bruce LaBruce, and he's anti-gay marriage.
00:18:01.000It's not a definitive example of a homophobe.
00:18:05.000Or maybe, you know, the guy's dad, he's pro-gay marriage, but his dad's dying wish was, hey, can you donate ten grand to some anti-gay marriage thing?
00:18:31.000But the beauty of art is there's a million other interpretations.
00:18:35.000Another interpretation is that it's a parody of black paranoia and this depiction of white people as evil, you know, mad scientists who are going to steal your brain.
00:18:46.000And in that sense, it's like a mockery of the left.
00:18:49.000So that's why we should never meddle with art.
00:19:01.000And he lost his job, but the guy's a brilliant programmer, one of the greatest in America.
00:19:06.000So he's since developed a new search engine.
00:19:10.000I think it's called Brave, something like that.
00:19:14.000And he's back on his feet with a successful company.
00:19:16.000And those two little weird weasels, I looked them up once, are these ugly gay dudes who, uh, who, um, are the ones that got him fired and gloated about it too.
00:19:28.000Cause they were really proud of themselves that they got him fired.
00:19:38.000They're not thriving the way Brendan Eich is, and they won't in the future.
00:19:42.000So, I know I said there's no justice in the world, but a lot of the time, these weirdos, when they're doing sabotage like that, they are their own worst enemy, and they'll eventually blow themselves up.
00:19:51.000It's like these guys who make road bombs.
00:19:53.000They always end up killing themselves by accident.
00:21:01.000The Plague of Angry White Men, How Racism, Gun Culture, and Toxic Masculinity are Poisoning America.
00:21:07.000And finally, America's White Man Problem.
00:21:10.000After Las Vegas, a familiar script unfolds.
00:21:13.000And then I looked up the dude who did the first one where he says, Don't judge.
00:21:18.000We need to think twice about how we portray mass shooter.
00:21:21.000And his name's Russell Frank, and he appears
00:21:26.000He appears to also, it could be the same Russell Frank but a different dude, but he appears to be a homosexual and I think he writes, there's a Russell Frank who writes these disturbing books called The Boy Who Was a Bridesmaid or The Boy in a Red Dress.
00:21:46.000Why are you talking about boys in dresses?
00:22:15.000I don't, I don't want vegetarian lions to die.
00:22:17.000I don't think they're evil, but they are weird.
00:22:21.000So maybe they go, I don't like being weird, so I want to sort of attack normalcy.
00:22:30.000I want to attack the patriarchy, attack white males, take down this sort of dad figure, and now it can just be anarchy, cultural anarchy, and now I'm not weird anymore.
00:22:40.000I mean, how many times have we seen Antifa get arrested for some sort of perversions?
00:22:46.000We had that dude Mika Rhodes, who I think was head of Portland Antifa or maybe it was Berkeley or something.
00:22:53.000He was arrested and he had raped several minors, male and female.
00:23:00.000was having sex with children, basically.
00:23:02.000And then we have Luke Kuhn, who was part of the Disrupt J20 thing, big Antifa guy, and we find out that he writes fan fiction about sexualized young boys and how, um, how, you know, the having an older lover when you're 12 or 13 as a gay man is a great way to learn about lovemaking and we need to liberate these boys from their sexuality or from the
00:24:19.000I've even considered, you know, getting a misleading Skype that's called, like, the Marxist Revolution and showing up in disguise to get these.
00:24:28.000But, you know, my email says Gavin on it and stuff, and anyone who works on the show says Gavin, so they're tough to get.
00:25:29.000So he said, you know, dressing like a slut, walking around with your makeup on and your perfume and a tiny skirt, you're probably gonna get raped by a pack of...
00:27:08.000But Pax got some other job years later, and it was taken out of context.
00:27:14.000And yes, if it wasn't in the week that Mel Gibson said that horrible thing, it's a very horrible thing.
00:27:22.000And now this isn't someone yelling it at their wife and being taken, you know, being recorded against their will or it being exposed.
00:27:30.000This is someone making a joke using the term pack of N's.
00:27:34.000So he lost his job and he never got it back even after, uh,
00:27:41.000It was explained that within the context, it was fine.
00:27:43.000Now, Sam Seder, on the other hand, did something similar where he said, I hope if my daughter gets raped, then it's by an accomplished filmmaker like Roman Polanski.
00:27:52.000And he obviously doesn't want his daughter to get raped.
00:27:56.000And he was fired from MSNBC because Cernovich caught him.
00:28:00.000And Cernovich's attitude is let's fight fire with fire.
00:28:03.000I go back and forth on this personally, but Cernovich's attitude is they get us fired, we get them fired.
00:28:33.000And that goes back to the sort of gay saboteurs like these lesbians.
00:28:37.000They choose somewhere like a Christian bakery or there was a couple upstate here in New York who I think word got out that they don't want gay marriages because they do the marriages in their actual living room and they don't like the idea of as Christians gays getting married like right where they have tea every morning.
00:28:53.000So these lesbians tracked them down then filed a suit one
00:29:04.000Note the distribution of the fine money, by the way.
00:29:07.000And you go, you're not a gay person who's just trying to get married and is thwarted by homophobia.
00:29:14.000You're a saboteur who found someone to pick on and gave them a massive fine.
00:29:20.000That's the difference between the right and the left.
00:29:22.000And there's something else going on here!
00:29:25.000Damn, this is a very political episode of this show.
00:29:28.000The other fishy thing going on here is the left has become particularly scared of what they call the far right, but actually is the opposite of that.
00:31:03.000What is a threat is people like me, Lauren Southern, Tommy Robinson, Owen Benjamin, Stefan Molyneux, Stephen Crowder, Ben Shapiro, these college Republicans, Infowars, Lucian Wintrich, Gateway Pundit, Roger Stone,
00:31:21.000You'll often see actual white nationalists left off of hate lists, and it'll be someone like Milo Yiannopoulos who's married to a black guy.
00:31:30.000He fellates an African-American man on a, I would imagine, daily basis?
00:31:54.000So they wouldn't experience puberty because this guy is trans.
00:31:58.000Now, a sane person's view on all of that stuff is, you know what, kid, you're probably gay.
00:32:03.000So let's not give you hormone blockers, let's not chop your dick off or anything, and when you're 18, you can move to the West Village and dance around in some red leather short shorts, and then get back to me if you still want to chop your dick off after that party month.
00:32:27.000Now Owen Benjamin just had his Twitter account shut down.
00:32:31.000I guarantee you I can find, Twitter's a great example of this, I can find so much violence and hate from liberals and talking about kill all white men and I hate Trump and let's murder Trump and death threats against Pamela Geller and Cassandra Fairbanks and you know Paul Joseph Watson.
00:32:51.000Constant death threats, I get them all the time.
00:32:54.000But those people can thrive because they're on the left.
00:32:57.000The right is considered a danger to the world.
00:33:01.000And they're especially scared of the interesting, cool, rational right that just says, look, First Amendment, Second Amendment.
00:33:09.000Let's leave everyone on their own devices.
00:33:15.000Big Pharma, for example, is a really down side of capitalism.
00:33:19.000But, in the grand scheme of things, big business is the lesser of two evils, and nothing is worse than big government.
00:33:30.000I'm allergic to big government to the point where I can't even say the word without sneezing.
00:33:36.000Did you think I was gonna cry there, by the way?
00:33:39.000Like Jordan Peterson, talking about the way they see young males?
00:33:47.000So yeah, there's definitely a double standard there, and I think it's funny how they call Molyneux and me far-right when they know we're not.
00:34:21.000I'm watching Joy Reid and Rob Reiner talking about it like every second person is a white supremacist.
00:34:26.000Have you ever met anyone who sat down and honestly believed that whites are better than all other races, all other races are innately inferior, and there's no exceptions?
00:35:08.000Yet so much of political discourse in the news and the way we talk about Trump and everyone just assumes that that guy's hanging around every corner ready, just waiting to strike.
00:35:20.000Isn't that totally and utterly insane?
00:35:25.000I said this on my show, but I honestly think it is equally logical to say, look, gays are a big thing.
00:35:32.000We've had AIDS, you know, it's, you know, families, the population declines if there's too much homosexuality.
00:35:38.000I don't think men should wear short shorts.
00:35:40.000I don't think you should have jorts where the pockets are coming out of the bottom.
00:35:46.000And, uh, if we see too many hot legs, we're going to have a homosexual epidemic, then we're going to have exclusively gay communities, where heterosexual people are going to be pushed out or murdered.
00:38:17.000And here it is, just part of the thing, part of my Lyft ticket, part of my everyday.
00:38:22.000So, I'm sorry to make this such a serious one, but I really feel like we're in a culture right now where there is a war on anyone slightly right of center, and it's un-American, it's unconstitutional,
00:39:46.000The other day I got my underwear out of the dryer and I guess because there was other sheets in there they didn't really dry that well and it could have done with another 10 minutes but I thought oh my crotch will warm it up and so I
00:40:00.000I put on my slightly moist underwear and you know I wear whitey tighties and they're sort of double lined around where the bag is I guess to absorb pee so that it's almost like wearing a pad like it's you feel moistness on your taint
00:40:15.000And I thought, how funny would it be if I went up to my wife and genuinely thought that it would turn her on by going up close to her ear and going, I put on my underwear and they're kind of wet.
00:40:27.000And now I feel like I know what a wet pussy is like.
00:40:32.000I feel like I know what it feels like to have a wet pussy.
00:40:36.000And me trying to turn on my wife by telling her that I feel like I have a wet pussy.
00:40:52.000I just went straight to the joke and told her that I had thought of that.
00:40:55.000For two days, I couldn't stop thinking about how funny it would be that a guy would be, like, touching his area and then trying to seductively say to a woman that having wet underwear makes me feel like I got a wet pussy.
00:41:43.000I think it's, God made it very clear, right out of the gate, which one he intends to be the fairer sex.
00:41:49.000I mean, an alien could land here and he could look at a man, nude, with his, like, gut and his hairy back, his bag hanging down, and then a lady who's just nothing but curves.