Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - April 06, 2018


Get Off My Lawn Podcast #39 | I Was Just Listening to Kathy Griffin on Howard Stern

Topics
death threats all-white ethnostate
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Gavin McInnes
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Mel Gibson Kathy Griffin Owen Benjamin Brendan Eich Ricky Berwick Hitler Clark Salon Hillary Clinton Margaret Sanger Anthony Cumia Bruce LeBruce Sid Vicious Roger Ebert Rob Zombie Sam Seder Stalin Obama Gavin Trump and 41 more
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42 minutes

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173.95

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7,448

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637

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30

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201

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50

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Comedian Kathy Griffin was on Howard Stern's radio show talking about the President, and the rest of the world, and we're here to talk about it. We also talk about punk rockers and the police, and how they should be coddled in the 21st century, and why we don't need them anymore. We're in a new era, folks, and it's time to take a trip down memory lane and look back at the good ol' days of punk rock and the early days of rock and roll, when things weren't as they are now. We also have a special guest on the show this week, and he's not a punk rocker at all, he's a comedian, and that's a good thing, because he's funny and smart and has a great sense of humor. Enjoy the episode, and don't forget to leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts, and tell us what you thought of it in the comments section below. We'll see you next week for the next episode of the podcast! Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Used w/ permission from Skandalous Records. If you like what you hear on the pod, please consider leaving us a five star rating and a review on iTunes. Thank you so much for all the support, and support, we really appreciate the support we've gotten so far this week. We really means a lot to us and we appreciate it a lot. We appreciate it. - we really do appreciate all the love and support us. Thank you. XOXO. and we really really appreciate all of the support. xoxo, Sarah and we'll get back to you back next week with all of you in the future with more of your support and support you're a lot more than we can do you, so we'll see ya back in the next few weeks. Love ya, bye! - Sarah, bye. Sarah, Sarah xo - Sarah Sarah xxx - Sarah x - P.A. - Sarah and the crew - Tom Bell - R. Brierley - JUICYUYO - EJ, R. MURCHER - SZN - BOBBY - JOSH MILLER & JOSEPH SON

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00:00:00.000 I was just listening to Kathy Griffin on Howard Stern.
00:00:04.000 She was lying on top of him and making moaning sounds. 0.88
00:00:07.000 They were making love, and I was listening in the other room through a crack in the wall.
00:00:13.000 No, that's not what happened.
00:00:14.000 She was on his show, actually.
00:00:15.000 She wasn't literally on his body.
00:00:18.000 I'm sure he's very monogamous. 0.76
00:00:20.000 Germaphobes tend to only trust one person with their genitalia. 0.96
00:00:26.000 But she was bitching about the Amazon mask. 1.00
00:00:29.000 It was just a $10 Amazon mask.
00:00:31.000 I think I got the day before.
00:00:34.000 Where she held Trump's bloody head and was on the cover of some magazine.
00:00:38.000 And then her life was flushed down the toilet.
00:00:42.000 She was stalked.
00:00:43.000 She couldn't work for a year in her own town, in her own country.
00:00:47.000 She had to go abroad, this broad.
00:00:50.000 And then now she's selling out Carnegie Hall.
00:00:52.000 So she had a bad year.
00:00:52.000 Everything's fine.
00:00:54.000 And as a free speech absolutist, I want you to be able to do whatever you want.
00:01:00.000 This isn't Venezuela. 0.98
00:01:01.000 If you want to make fun of the president, go nuts. 0.96
00:01:05.000 But by the same token, you're not getting any sympathy from me. 0.89
00:01:11.000 For picking a fight with the leader of the free world.
00:01:13.000 You know what I mean?
00:01:15.000 Like, in the punk scene, there's an acronym.
00:01:18.000 A-C-A-B. 1.00
00:01:19.000 All Cops Are Bastards. 1.00
00:01:20.000 It's the white, mohawked version of N-W-A. 1.00
00:01:25.000 I mean, F the Police.
00:01:28.000 Which I agree with, by the way, when it comes to the band.
00:01:32.000 Especially that Synchronicity album. 1.00
00:01:35.000 The police suck. 0.99
00:01:37.000 They're not violent, but their albums are annoying. 1.00
00:01:41.000 Ugh.
00:01:43.000 Stand-up bass with every breath you take.
00:01:45.000 Ew, and his whining voice. 1.00
00:01:47.000 He's even worse now with his tantric sex. 1.00
00:01:50.000 What's worse than sting? 1.00
00:01:51.000 Ugh.
00:01:54.000 He was pretty good though in, uh, Quadrophenia.
00:01:57.000 Anyway, sorry, slight tangent.
00:01:59.000 But, do you know what I'm saying? 1.00
00:02:00.000 Like, if you're wearing an ACABS shirt, or an F the Police shirt, or you're walking around, you know, a cop station saying, PIGS IN A BLANKET! 1.00
00:02:08.000 FRY THEM LIKE BACON! 1.00
00:02:10.000 You should be allowed to say that.
00:02:11.000 You can. 1.00
00:02:12.000 You can tell, you can walk up to a cop, right now, and tell him to go fuck himself. 1.00
00:02:17.000 That's not illegal. 1.00
00:02:19.000 You can give him the finger. 1.00
00:02:21.000 However, if you do that, and you come across a cop who's not following the rules, and he kicks your ass, well... 0.99
00:02:30.000 You know, you don't legally deserve it, because our laws say free speech, but I'm not going to sit here and listen to you complain for an hour, watch you shave your head, and whine about how I got in trouble when I suggested I would like to decapitate the president in a very graphic manner. 0.99
00:02:52.000 Here's the analogy.
00:02:53.000 Imagine the Sex Pistols.
00:02:54.000 Like Sid Vicious.
00:02:56.000 You've got to exhale to do Sid Vicious.
00:02:58.000 We just did an album and everyone was freaking out.
00:03:01.000 Everyone was calling us the bad guys.
00:03:04.000 We were banned.
00:03:05.000 We were banned from two things.
00:03:07.000 We did a show, River on the Thames.
00:03:10.000 We did a show on a boat and the police came and arrested us.
00:03:15.000 I couldn't work for a year.
00:03:18.000 You'd say, well, what do you think, dude?
00:03:19.000 You're the Sex Pistols.
00:03:22.000 You have a picture of the Queen with a safety pin through her nose.
00:03:26.000 You don't expect to be coddled after that.
00:03:29.000 That's really the era we're living in.
00:03:31.000 I like to keep this show funny.
00:03:33.000 The TV show is the political one.
00:03:36.000 But we might get a pube political here.
00:03:39.000 That's really what we're at now. 0.97
00:03:41.000 We're at punk rockers saying, hey, I think it's fucked up that you guys are staring at me. 0.99
00:03:46.000 Well, you have blue cone spikes on your head. 0.99
00:03:49.000 The sides of your head are dyed leopard print.
00:03:52.000 And you have about 100 band names on your jacket, which is also covered in studs.
00:03:56.000 You have tartan bondage pants that are tied so tight that you have to hop everywhere you're going.
00:04:02.000 And giant 14-hole Dr. Martin combat boots.
00:04:06.000 Yeah, I noticed you. 0.93
00:04:08.000 There was some weird queer who, he's like a Jewish guy, New Yorker, hideous dude, big schnoz, stubble, but he also wears dresses. 1.00
00:04:20.000 I forget his name, but I tweeted about him. 0.64
00:04:22.000 You can look him up.
00:04:23.000 Who cares?
00:04:23.000 They all look the same, right?
00:04:24.000 These guys with beards and dresses and hairy legs. 1.00
00:04:26.000 It's called ridiculous. 0.98
00:04:28.000 We've been laughing at that outfit, by the way, for about a thousand years. 0.78
00:04:32.000 You know, guys in World War II would put a mop on their head and a dress for their one night off and say, hi, I'm a lady, and everyone would laugh their head off.
00:04:41.000 And now, like in the past two years, that exact same outfit, we're told that's not funny anymore.
00:04:47.000 You have to take him seriously.
00:04:50.000 Hey, can you find the guy, Dave?
00:04:50.000 No, I'm not doing that.
00:04:52.000 Do you know what I'm talking about?
00:04:53.000 Are you listening to me?
00:04:55.000 Dave, you there?
00:04:56.000 Yeah, what's up?
00:04:57.000 You know that guy who said an open letter to people whose parents who let their kids stare at me?
00:05:05.000 Can you find that?
00:05:05.000 I think I tweeted about it.
00:05:07.000 It's this guy. 1.00
00:05:08.000 He's just like an ugly nerd in a dress. 1.00
00:05:12.000 Yeah, there it is. 1.00
00:05:12.000 Oh, that was fast. 1.00
00:05:14.000 Jacob Tobiah is his name.
00:05:16.000 And he's better than my Miles, my brother Miles.
00:05:20.000 He's more entertaining. 0.99
00:05:22.000 He's more ridiculous. 0.99
00:05:24.000 A letter to parents whose children stare at me in public. 0.99
00:05:27.000 Or, by the way, dude, a subhead is an or.
00:05:31.000 You don't have to write or on your subhead.
00:05:33.000 Or, and then scroll up, sorry.
00:05:36.000 Or, how to talk to your kids about gender non-conforming people.
00:05:39.000 So this guy looks like your brother, he looks like your uncle's friend, who just raided your mom's closet.
00:05:47.000 Sorry, that's funny.
00:05:50.000 I'm not looking at that and going, hi there, non-gender conforming person. 0.99
00:05:55.000 You don't look ridiculous. 0.99
00:05:57.000 And that's just as crazy, isn't it, as a punk rocker saying, saying, why are you staring at me on the bus? 0.99
00:06:06.000 Just because I have purple hair.
00:06:08.000 Well, you literally are not normal. 0.94
00:06:12.000 You're abnormal.
00:06:15.000 Look up the dictionary definition of normal.
00:06:17.000 You're not that.
00:06:19.000 Are you saying I'm abnormal?
00:06:20.000 Yeah, I speak English.
00:06:23.000 Don't you have mirrors at your home?
00:06:24.000 You look funny.
00:06:26.000 So, I think it's okay to, on the one hand, say Kathy Griffin has the right to do anything, and at the same time, without being hypocritical, go, well, what do you think was gonna happen, lady?
00:06:41.000 I mean, come on. 0.67
00:06:44.000 You should be allowed to give cops the finger.
00:06:46.000 You are allowed.
00:06:47.000 If you find a cop that's in a bad mood and he decides he's gonna risk his pension by taking you out, well, them's the brakes, my dear.
00:06:55.000 It got me thinking about offensive comedy in general, and I am unoffendable.
00:07:02.000 I like rape jokes.
00:07:03.000 I think a lot of them are funny.
00:07:05.000 Like, for example, our buddy Clark is going to Rikers for six months because he got caught with a gun, and he had a very good lawyer.
00:07:13.000 He was from Ohio, and he didn't register it here in New York, because you can't.
00:07:17.000 And so his girlfriend, they got in a fight, and she said, he's got a gun in the car as they were arresting him.
00:07:22.000 And he goes, thanks, lady.
00:07:23.000 That's me gone.
00:07:24.000 God, I want to tell her that, too.
00:07:26.000 I want to go up to her and go, you know Clark's in jail now, right?
00:07:30.000 I kind of want to lie to her and say, did you know Clark was killed yesterday in prison?
00:07:35.000 You murdered him.
00:07:37.000 I want to make her cry for what she's done.
00:07:39.000 But don't you always want to do that?
00:07:42.000 We have this problem where we put our brains in other people's heads and we go, oh man, you're going to feel terrible when you see what you did.
00:07:50.000 But that's not the way sociopaths are. 0.84
00:07:53.000 Like that documentary, which I highly recommend, The Staircase, is about a guy, a compulsive liar, he threw his first wife down the stairs, killed her, threw his second wife down the stairs, killed her, I think he was a gay, and he kept falling in love with men and then hating that he was married. 0.86
00:08:09.000 So we slowly watch, I just ruined it for you by the way, but we slowly watch it unfold and you're watching it going, I can't wait till this guy pays the piper. 0.96
00:08:16.000 I can't wait till it all blows up in his face.
00:08:19.000 It never really does. 0.99
00:08:20.000 These liars, compulsive liars, they just move the narrative to another version of events where they're the victim. 0.83
00:08:26.000 Another great example of this is The Advocate. 0.89
00:08:29.000 And it's about a dude in Switzerland who was going to medical school. 1.00
00:08:34.000 He dropped out because he was too stupid. 0.99
00:08:37.000 But he kept going and didn't tell his friends that he had been booted out. 1.00
00:08:42.000 So he would go to class and stuff.
00:08:44.000 And then he graduated in quotation marks, went there with the robe and threw the hat in the air.
00:08:50.000 Hadn't been registered at that school for years.
00:08:52.000 Then he got married, you know, told his wife that he had a job at the United Nations, big poster of the United Nations in their house.
00:09:01.000 He would go to the United Nations every day in Switzerland and he would sit in the parking lot and eat a sandwich.
00:09:08.000 Then he would go home.
00:09:10.000 And so his relatives go, well, you're a genius.
00:09:12.000 You know, you went to medical school and you work at the United Nations.
00:09:15.000 You're great with money.
00:09:16.000 Can you, uh, handle our money?
00:09:18.000 And he goes, no problem.
00:09:18.000 I'm a genius.
00:09:19.000 So he just puts it in a savings account.
00:09:22.000 It's like Bernie Madoff.
00:09:23.000 He just took the money as his own and didn't invest it.
00:09:27.000 So things are going great for him.
00:09:30.000 And then he falls in love with his mistress and he takes her to Paris and he starts spending all this money that the,
00:09:35.000 His parents and his in-laws had given him.
00:09:39.000 So then one of the in-laws goes, hey, we want to buy a cabin up in Schluppenplops.
00:09:44.000 Can you give us some of that money?
00:09:46.000 And he goes, hmm, I know how to get this. 0.99
00:09:49.000 My whole house of cards could come tumbling down unless I kill them. 1.00
00:09:53.000 So he kills them. 1.00
00:09:54.000 And then people start asking questions. 1.00
00:09:56.000 His parents want to know what happened to their in-laws, so he kills them. 0.67
00:10:00.000 Then his wife's getting curious where her parents went, so he kills his wife and kids in a fire that he was in. 0.95
00:10:07.000 And he says, I was trying to kill the whole family, including me.
00:10:10.000 Yeah, but you were by the window that was open and you were easily rescued.
00:10:14.000 So you're reading this book going, I can't wait till you pay the piper. 1.00
00:10:19.000 Can't wait till this all blows up in your face, you scumbag. 1.00
00:10:23.000 And he goes to prison where he discovers Jesus. 1.00
00:10:28.000 And now Christians come to see him and sort of worship him because, wow, if this guy can get cured, can find salvation, someone who's done such evil things, then salvation is incredibly powerful and the Lord has infinite powers.
00:10:45.000 What a great testament to Christianity. 1.00
00:10:47.000 And you're reading it going, God damn it! 0.99
00:10:49.000 Now, when I wanted that guy to suffer, I was putting my brain in his brain and I was thinking how, you know, catastrophic it would be for me in prison to realize I had murdered my entire family. 0.99
00:11:00.000 But that's a sane person.
00:11:02.000 This person isn't sane.
00:11:03.000 They don't get the comeuppance.
00:11:05.000 There's no justice in the world, is what I'm saying.
00:11:09.000 But there's a silver lining to this depressing rant.
00:11:12.000 And that is, a lot of the times you just give them enough rope.
00:11:15.000 Like, uh, Anthony Cumia had this dude who was stalking him and trying to get him fired.
00:11:21.000 And, you know, you can't do that to Cumia.
00:11:23.000 He's already been fired.
00:11:25.000 He's got it.
00:11:25.000 He's his own boss.
00:11:26.000 So then he started messing with Anthony's family and his brother.
00:11:30.000 His brother plays in a bunch of different bands and he was getting the gigs canceled.
00:11:34.000 So now, like, the bassist of that band is having trouble with his mortgage payment because some lunatic is doxing him. 0.55
00:11:39.000 And Kumi is, like, pulling his hair out, you know, wanting to murder the dude.
00:11:43.000 And then, not long after that, it turns out the guy was, uh... I think I got it here on my phone somewhere.
00:11:50.000 The guy was robbing a Walmart of I think some speakers?
00:11:57.000 He was, yeah I should have it here, he was robbing a Walmart of some speakers and I think the cops caught him, started chasing him, and his kid was in the car.
00:12:10.000 So they get into an accident, the kid goes flying out the window I believe,
00:12:15.000 And he steps over the kid's body and runs off into the night.
00:12:18.000 Kid dies.
00:12:19.000 Toddler dies.
00:12:21.000 Christopher Kuhn, K-U-H-N is his name, dad accused of leaving two-year-old son to die in getaway crash, quote-unquote, is in his own private hell.
00:12:30.000 So, you give these people enough rope and they end up frying themselves.
00:12:36.000 If they're doxing you or trying to get you fired or torturing you or stalking you, you check in with those people later and you realize, wow, you're your own worst enemy.
00:12:46.000 So I guess I'm contradicting myself because I said there's no justice but then these people end up punishing themselves because they're deranged.
00:12:53.000 It's not your peer who's doxing you and trying to get you fired. 0.97
00:12:57.000 It's a lunatic like when I said trans people are mentally ill gays and I had my ad agency shut down there was one of the guys who was a big dude in the whole thing is a woman and tranny whatever and that guy got the it was you know a big part of the campaign and then 0.99
00:13:15.000 I just ignored him. 0.99
00:13:16.000 And then he started cannibalizing the other lefties who were on his side but didn't like this part of it.
00:13:22.000 Just like wolves, you know, attacking... Just like rats, actually, attacking someone.
00:13:26.000 Eventually they start eating each other.
00:13:28.000 And, um... Z said something like, drink bleach and die to another liberal, and then Z was the bad person for saying that.
00:13:37.000 And the last time I checked in on that guy, girl, whatever you want to call him, this was years and years ago,
00:13:43.000 He was begging online for money to review a CD.
00:13:47.000 So send me money.
00:13:48.000 Send me 20 bucks and I'll review this new CD by this band.
00:13:52.000 Nice writing gig, dude.
00:13:54.000 That's panning for change.
00:13:55.000 That's like those guys at Union Square who say, $1 free poem.
00:14:00.000 Yeah, thanks.
00:14:01.000 Nice supply and demand.
00:14:03.000 There's a zero demand for your supply.
00:14:05.000 And I've seen this time and time again. 0.98
00:14:09.000 They catch the guy doing the doxing, they catch the guy doing the stalking, calling you a Nazi, getting you fired, and he's some sad sack 300-pound loser living in his basement with his parents who has mental issues, and you know, you talk to the dad, 0.99
00:14:25.000 And he goes, he's really sick in the head, and we're working hard on it. 0.99
00:14:28.000 He didn't take his meds.
00:14:30.000 I was going to do a sketch about that, actually.
00:14:33.000 I'm trying to find someone as physically handicapped as, say, Ricky Berwick.
00:14:38.000 Maybe worse, if we could do that.
00:14:40.000 And I have this back and forth with some commenter, stalker, whatever dude online.
00:14:45.000 And then I spend all the money and I get the, you know, the tactical SWAT team and we go and get the guy.
00:14:51.000 It's like everyone's fantasy.
00:14:52.000 And then I get the guy and I kick open the door and there he is in a wheelchair with tubes up his nose.
00:14:57.000 And like Ricky would obviously, Ricky's not that handicapped, but he'd have to ham it up. 1.00
00:15:02.000 And he sort of, and this guy has been saying like, try me, bitch, I'll take you out. 0.95
00:15:08.000 There's a good documentary about this from the guy who was in The Mask after Jim Carrey, and he talks about the critics and your enemies online. 0.95
00:15:16.000 Rob Zombie's in it.
00:15:17.000 And Rob Zombie says, you know, when someone criticized my band when White Zombie first came out, I thought, wow, his band must be so cool.
00:15:25.000 They must be so awesome.
00:15:27.000 And then I found that guy's band, and they sucked so badly, I couldn't believe it.
00:15:34.000 Like there's this dude who does, I forget what it's called, it's not called Red Pill Movies, but it's something like that, like Red Dragon Movies, and he talks in a slow-mo kind of voice, and he does movie reviews online where he sits in an old living room, it's a set they built, and they go over films and talk about how bad they are, and they're pretty good.
00:15:57.000 Red Band Trail or something like that?
00:15:59.000 I forget what it's called.
00:15:59.000 But anyway, I started researching them.
00:16:03.000 They do things like Star Wars is just a ripoff of another Star Wars and they show you the same shot ten times, like really meticulously edited, but all about how this film sucks and that film sucks and that's garbage. 0.98
00:16:14.000 And then I looked up the guys, they did their own movie and it was the worst piece of garbage, like cheap, 0.99
00:16:22.000 B-rated, slock-jock horror crap. 0.99
00:16:27.000 Like, sub-trauma, complete garbage, where that kind of horror where you can't tell if they're kidding or not because the blood's spurting out of the eyes. 0.99
00:16:35.000 Trying to be Evil Dead, but obviously not as good. 0.80
00:16:38.000 That's what you keep seeing.
00:16:39.000 Or look at Siskel and Ebert.
00:16:42.000 Was it Roger Ebert who wrote Valley of the Dolls?
00:16:44.000 Valley of the Dolls is one of the worst movies you'll ever see.
00:16:48.000 So this is the critics, this is the weirdos online, these are the people out sabotaging lives.
00:16:53.000 And then the ones that they sabotage...
00:16:56.000 Those guys, you know, are the opposite of giving them enough rope and they do great.
00:17:01.000 Like, Brendan Eich is one of my favorite examples of this.
00:17:03.000 He gets fired from Mozilla because he donated to a, not anti-gay marriage per se, but like a pro-family Christian thing that doesn't support gay marriage. 0.93
00:17:16.000 It's not like they're out to destroy gays.
00:17:19.000 They just don't advocate for that, right?
00:17:21.000 This is back in 2004 when Obama and Hillary Clinton were on the same page and were very vocal about how they did not support gay marriage.
00:17:29.000 Marriage is between a man and a woman. 0.55
00:17:31.000 You can find both Obama and Hillary saying this and Brendan Eich had the same mentality.
00:17:36.000 And by the way, speaking of freedom, you don't know
00:17:40.000 What these people's agenda is when they make these donations or they have this stance.
00:17:45.000 Maybe he's a gay himself, like Bruce LaBruce, who's anti-gay marriage. 0.52
00:17:49.000 He thinks it's a normalization of homosexuality and he thinks it's like gays trying to be straight and pretending they're something they're not. 0.99
00:17:55.000 So he's a pro-gay gay who does gay porn for a living, Bruce LaBruce, and he's anti-gay marriage. 0.99
00:18:01.000 It's not a definitive example of a homophobe. 0.99
00:18:05.000 Or maybe, you know, the guy's dad, he's pro-gay marriage, but his dad's dying wish was, hey, can you donate ten grand to some anti-gay marriage thing?
00:18:13.000 Sure pops, it's your last wish.
00:18:15.000 It's none of our business.
00:18:16.000 That's why even, like, the movie Get Out. 0.82
00:18:21.000 Most people, I would say, see it as a movie about how black people feel uncomfortable around white people and how we're kind of evil.
00:18:28.000 And I don't think we are evil.
00:18:30.000 So I could be offended by that.
00:18:31.000 But the beauty of art is there's a million other interpretations. 0.99
00:18:35.000 Another interpretation is that it's a parody of black paranoia and this depiction of white people as evil, you know, mad scientists who are going to steal your brain. 0.99
00:18:46.000 And in that sense, it's like a mockery of the left. 0.98
00:18:49.000 So that's why we should never meddle with art.
00:18:53.000 Or Kathy Griffin. 0.95
00:18:54.000 Or any of those people.
00:18:56.000 Because art's open to interpretation. 0.97
00:18:58.000 Now, Brendan Eich was screwed.
00:19:01.000 And he lost his job, but the guy's a brilliant programmer, one of the greatest in America. 0.53
00:19:06.000 So he's since developed a new search engine.
00:19:10.000 I think it's called Brave, something like that.
00:19:14.000 And he's back on his feet with a successful company. 0.98
00:19:16.000 And those two little weird weasels, I looked them up once, are these ugly gay dudes who, uh, who, um, are the ones that got him fired and gloated about it too. 0.99
00:19:28.000 Cause they were really proud of themselves that they got him fired. 0.99
00:19:32.000 They just... They're losers, right? 1.00
00:19:36.000 They've had enough rope. 0.98
00:19:38.000 They're not thriving the way Brendan Eich is, and they won't in the future.
00:19:42.000 So, I know I said there's no justice in the world, but a lot of the time, these weirdos, when they're doing sabotage like that, they are their own worst enemy, and they'll eventually blow themselves up.
00:19:51.000 It's like these guys who make road bombs.
00:19:53.000 They always end up killing themselves by accident.
00:19:56.000 But it is strange, isn't it?
00:19:58.000 How someone wants to sabotage someone else's life.
00:20:00.000 And you see this, you see this with Salon and these left-wing websites where they, like I saw this one, I just tweeted this.
00:20:11.000 So Salon said,
00:20:14.000 The YouTube shooter seemed liberal, so conservatives are having a field day.
00:20:18.000 And then this dude named Russell Frank says the media need to think twice about how they portray mass shooters.
00:20:25.000 The question with every mass shooting is whether these instant profiles of the killers do more harm than good.
00:20:31.000 In other words, don't judge her.
00:20:33.000 Sure, you've... Okay, yes, she was a PETA activist.
00:20:35.000 Yes, she seems to be very left-wing. 1.00
00:20:37.000 She's possibly Muslim.
00:20:39.000 She's a feminist. 1.00
00:20:40.000 She's definitely as left-wing as they come. 1.00
00:20:43.000 But let's not use that to judge.
00:20:45.000 Let's not generalize.
00:20:47.000 Then, we see that Salon had headlines like, mass shooters part of a larger epidemic of white male rage. 0.98
00:20:54.000 Or, it's not about mental illness, the big lie that always follows mass shootings by white males. 0.94
00:21:00.000 Or, 1.00
00:21:01.000 The Plague of Angry White Men, How Racism, Gun Culture, and Toxic Masculinity are Poisoning America. 0.99
00:21:07.000 And finally, America's White Man Problem. 0.99
00:21:10.000 After Las Vegas, a familiar script unfolds.
00:21:13.000 And then I looked up the dude who did the first one where he says, Don't judge.
00:21:18.000 We need to think twice about how we portray mass shooter.
00:21:21.000 And his name's Russell Frank, and he appears
00:21:26.000 He appears to also, it could be the same Russell Frank but a different dude, but he appears to be a homosexual and I think he writes, there's a Russell Frank who writes these disturbing books called The Boy Who Was a Bridesmaid or The Boy in a Red Dress. 0.67
00:21:46.000 Why are you talking about boys in dresses? 0.76
00:21:51.000 Stop sexualizing children.
00:21:52.000 And then you think, now this is where I get a little mental. 0.99
00:21:57.000 Is it possible that gays, like the guys at Salon, they feel weird? 0.98
00:22:03.000 Because you are weird if you're gay. 1.00
00:22:04.000 Sorry. 0.99
00:22:05.000 It's like being an albino.
00:22:06.000 You're not evil.
00:22:07.000 You're just literally unusual.
00:22:09.000 We have, it's like a vegetarian lion.
00:22:12.000 You have big incisors made for chomping and you don't eat meat.
00:22:15.000 Okay.
00:22:15.000 I don't, I don't want vegetarian lions to die.
00:22:17.000 I don't think they're evil, but they are weird.
00:22:21.000 So maybe they go, I don't like being weird, so I want to sort of attack normalcy. 0.76
00:22:30.000 I want to attack the patriarchy, attack white males, take down this sort of dad figure, and now it can just be anarchy, cultural anarchy, and now I'm not weird anymore. 0.77
00:22:40.000 I mean, how many times have we seen Antifa get arrested for some sort of perversions? 0.98
00:22:46.000 We had that dude Mika Rhodes, who I think was head of Portland Antifa or maybe it was Berkeley or something. 0.80
00:22:53.000 He was arrested and he had raped several minors, male and female. 0.98
00:23:00.000 was having sex with children, basically. 0.82
00:23:02.000 And then we have Luke Kuhn, who was part of the Disrupt J20 thing, big Antifa guy, and we find out that he writes fan fiction about sexualized young boys and how, um, how, you know, the having an older lover when you're 12 or 13 as a gay man is a great way to learn about lovemaking and we need to liberate these boys from their sexuality or from the 0.76
00:23:27.000 The reluctance to be sexual.
00:23:32.000 And you think, are you just trying to weirdize everything so you're now normal?
00:23:37.000 You don't seem to be writing from a sincere perspective.
00:23:41.000 You seem to have a saboteur's agenda.
00:23:45.000 And one of the proofs of this is we can never get these people on our shows to debate.
00:23:50.000 Like Robert Spencer has to beg people to get come on his shows.
00:23:56.000 I mean, he's not that cordial to them.
00:23:57.000 He's pretty mean.
00:23:58.000 How does he pull it off?
00:23:59.000 Does he pay them?
00:24:17.000 I don't know.
00:24:17.000 I can never get them on my show.
00:24:19.000 I've even considered, you know, getting a misleading Skype that's called, like, the Marxist Revolution and showing up in disguise to get these.
00:24:28.000 But, you know, my email says Gavin on it and stuff, and anyone who works on the show says Gavin, so they're tough to get.
00:24:35.000 But the big picture here is...
00:24:38.000 America is a First Amendment country.
00:24:41.000 It's about freedom here.
00:24:42.000 But we do seem to have a double standard.
00:24:44.000 And Kathy Griffin is the exception, not the rule. 0.98
00:24:48.000 The rule tends to be anyone slightly right of center is a villain.
00:24:53.000 And everyone on the left gets away with murder. 1.00
00:24:57.000 Uh, for example, remember there was, uh, Mel Gibson had a tweet and he said, uh, I hope you get raped by a pack of... Oh my God. 0.99
00:25:10.000 I'm so not racist that I can't even say the N word if I try. 0.99
00:25:15.000 I've never noticed that before.
00:25:17.000 Let me try again.
00:25:19.000 Mel Gibson during his divorce, and you say horrible things during a divorce, you know, very passionate split, a lot of anger there.
00:25:27.000 A lot of dashed hopes and dreams. 1.00
00:25:29.000 So he said, you know, dressing like a slut, walking around with your makeup on and your perfume and a tiny skirt, you're probably gonna get raped by a pack of... 1.00
00:25:42.000 Well, you get the idea. 1.00
00:25:43.000 I can't do it.
00:25:45.000 I'm too anti-racist.
00:25:48.000 But, actually, did I ever tell you about the time I am so un-racist I got offended by a guy's face?
00:25:54.000 It was at a theater in Montreal, and he had, he was one of, it was like a fancy theater, and he worked there, and he had white gloves on.
00:26:02.000 Very large lips, bright white teeth, and bright, you know, white eyeballs, obviously.
00:26:08.000 And he was dark black.
00:26:10.000 And he was very effusive, gregarious, with his facial gestures.
00:26:14.000 His eyes went wide, and he occasionally would use his hands when he was talking.
00:26:17.000 And I caught myself going, hey, hey, take it easy, dude. 0.94
00:26:21.000 Meaning, that's a racist depiction of a black guy. 0.86
00:26:24.000 That's like a Sambo type of look. 0.97
00:26:26.000 And then I had to correct myself and go, hey, Gav, that's his face, dude. 0.79
00:26:31.000 He's not a caricature, that's his face.
00:26:33.000 And you've been so brainwashed by political correctness that you can be offended by a human's face.
00:26:40.000 Anyway, so Mel Gibson said that horrible thing. 0.94
00:26:44.000 And not long after, a guy in tech, tech is under siege from these lunatics, said,
00:26:54.000 A similar joke, and not a similar joke, sorry.
00:26:56.000 He made a joke that used Mel Gibson's quote. 1.00
00:26:58.000 So he said, blah, blah, blah, and you are probably going to get raped by a pack of... He was doing a parody. 1.00
00:27:06.000 He was quoting Mel Gibson.
00:27:08.000 But Pax got some other job years later, and it was taken out of context.
00:27:14.000 And yes, if it wasn't in the week that Mel Gibson said that horrible thing, it's a very horrible thing.
00:27:22.000 And now this isn't someone yelling it at their wife and being taken, you know, being recorded against their will or it being exposed.
00:27:30.000 This is someone making a joke using the term pack of N's.
00:27:34.000 So he lost his job and he never got it back even after, uh,
00:27:41.000 It was explained that within the context, it was fine. 0.96
00:27:43.000 Now, Sam Seder, on the other hand, did something similar where he said, I hope if my daughter gets raped, then it's by an accomplished filmmaker like Roman Polanski. 0.99
00:27:52.000 And he obviously doesn't want his daughter to get raped. 0.98
00:27:56.000 And he was fired from MSNBC because Cernovich caught him. 0.97
00:28:00.000 And Cernovich's attitude is let's fight fire with fire.
00:28:03.000 I go back and forth on this personally, but Cernovich's attitude is they get us fired, we get them fired.
00:28:08.000 They get Pax fired, we get Sam fired.
00:28:10.000 So it worked.
00:28:10.000 But then, Sam Seder got his job back.
00:28:15.000 So justice prevailed there.
00:28:16.000 And that is often the case with the left.
00:28:18.000 They don't get fired the way we do.
00:28:20.000 They don't get shut down.
00:28:21.000 They don't lose their industries the way we do.
00:28:24.000 I mean, I was kicked out of advertising entirely.
00:28:29.000 Or you look at these Christian bakeries that get shut down.
00:28:31.000 Never a Muslim bakery. 1.00
00:28:33.000 And that goes back to the sort of gay saboteurs like these lesbians. 1.00
00:28:37.000 They choose somewhere like a Christian bakery or there was a couple upstate here in New York who I think word got out that they don't want gay marriages because they do the marriages in their actual living room and they don't like the idea of as Christians gays getting married like right where they have tea every morning. 0.97
00:28:53.000 So these lesbians tracked them down then filed a suit one 1.00
00:28:59.000 They get $3,000.
00:28:59.000 The government gets $10,000.
00:29:02.000 That was a $13,000 fine.
00:29:04.000 Note the distribution of the fine money, by the way. 0.64
00:29:07.000 And you go, you're not a gay person who's just trying to get married and is thwarted by homophobia. 0.97
00:29:14.000 You're a saboteur who found someone to pick on and gave them a massive fine. 0.98
00:29:20.000 That's the difference between the right and the left. 0.86
00:29:22.000 And there's something else going on here! 0.98
00:29:25.000 Damn, this is a very political episode of this show. 0.97
00:29:28.000 The other fishy thing going on here is the left has become particularly scared of what they call the far right, but actually is the opposite of that. 0.98
00:29:38.000 The moderate right, the alt-right.
00:29:41.000 Richard Spencer and David Duke are not, or Andrew Agland, they're not the enemies of the left because they're too fascist.
00:29:51.000 And fascism
00:29:53.000 Doesn't have an appeal.
00:29:55.000 This is something, by the way, that Pat Buchanan talks about with Hitler.
00:29:58.000 He says we should have just left Hitler alone.
00:30:01.000 He wouldn't have spread west.
00:30:03.000 He would have spread east, destroyed Stalin and Russia and communism. 0.73
00:30:07.000 And then fascism just dies of old age.
00:30:09.000 Fascism doesn't last because it's parochial.
00:30:12.000 Fascism is cultural.
00:30:14.000 So you are German, you've got your funny mustache, you're Sieg Heil. 1.00
00:30:17.000 You love Germany, you love sausages or whatever.
00:30:27.000 But then when it goes to Britain, they go, I don't like wiener schnitzels. 0.77
00:30:29.000 I'm an English fascist. 0.83
00:30:31.000 So I don't like your fascism.
00:30:32.000 So it doesn't spread well.
00:30:33.000 Whereas communism is great.
00:30:35.000 Because you say, I'm about the working man.
00:30:38.000 I want you, Mr. Broke Guy, to have tons of money.
00:30:41.000 And I don't want the rich guy to have a Ferrari anymore.
00:30:44.000 That sounds great to everyone in the world.
00:30:46.000 So communism spreads much easier.
00:30:49.000 That's why you can have a Mao or a Stalin pin, but you can't have a Hitler pin. 0.56
00:30:57.000 So fascism...
00:30:59.000 Is you leave it to its own devices and it just dies.
00:31:02.000 It's not a threat.
00:31:03.000 What is a threat is people like me, Lauren Southern, Tommy Robinson, Owen Benjamin, Stefan Molyneux, Stephen Crowder, Ben Shapiro, these college Republicans, Infowars, Lucian Wintrich, Gateway Pundit, Roger Stone,
00:31:19.000 We are the real threat to them. 0.87
00:31:21.000 You'll often see actual white nationalists left off of hate lists, and it'll be someone like Milo Yiannopoulos who's married to a black guy. 0.93
00:31:30.000 He fellates an African-American man on a, I would imagine, daily basis? 0.99
00:31:35.000 They're very libidinous, those gays. 1.00
00:31:37.000 And that's a racist to you? 1.00
00:31:39.000 No.
00:31:40.000 The real danger is that these guys are appealing.
00:31:43.000 Owen Benjamin is a perfect example.
00:31:45.000 He's not a political dude.
00:31:46.000 He said he didn't care about politics until he started seeing kids get hormone blockers.
00:31:53.000 Children.
00:31:54.000 So they wouldn't experience puberty because this guy is trans. 0.99
00:31:58.000 Now, a sane person's view on all of that stuff is, you know what, kid, you're probably gay. 1.00
00:32:03.000 So let's not give you hormone blockers, let's not chop your dick off or anything, and when you're 18, you can move to the West Village and dance around in some red leather short shorts, and then get back to me if you still want to chop your dick off after that party month. 1.00
00:32:17.000 You're rumspringa in Chelsea. 0.99
00:32:21.000 And then Owen said to me once, he goes, once they started messing with kids, that's when I started to get involved.
00:32:26.000 That's when I started to get mad.
00:32:27.000 Now Owen Benjamin just had his Twitter account shut down. 0.97
00:32:31.000 I guarantee you I can find, Twitter's a great example of this, I can find so much violence and hate from liberals and talking about kill all white men and I hate Trump and let's murder Trump and death threats against Pamela Geller and Cassandra Fairbanks and you know Paul Joseph Watson. 0.88
00:32:51.000 Constant death threats, I get them all the time. 0.97
00:32:54.000 But those people can thrive because they're on the left.
00:32:57.000 The right is considered a danger to the world.
00:33:01.000 And they're especially scared of the interesting, cool, rational right that just says, look, First Amendment, Second Amendment.
00:33:09.000 Let's leave everyone on their own devices.
00:33:10.000 Stop telling other people what to do.
00:33:12.000 Let's try to stick to the government.
00:33:13.000 Yes, there's problems with companies.
00:33:15.000 Big Pharma, for example, is a really down side of capitalism.
00:33:19.000 But, in the grand scheme of things, big business is the lesser of two evils, and nothing is worse than big government.
00:33:30.000 I'm allergic to big government to the point where I can't even say the word without sneezing.
00:33:36.000 Did you think I was gonna cry there, by the way?
00:33:39.000 Like Jordan Peterson, talking about the way they see young males?
00:33:47.000 So yeah, there's definitely a double standard there, and I think it's funny how they call Molyneux and me far-right when they know we're not.
00:33:55.000 They know I'm not racist.
00:33:56.000 They know my wife's American Indian. 0.96
00:33:58.000 They know that I'm pro-Israel.
00:34:00.000 They know I'm not anti-Semitic.
00:34:02.000 And as far as misogynist goes, there's a good case for that, actually.
00:34:06.000 But they never attack me on that, because it's true and I want to discuss it. 0.98
00:34:10.000 So they just make up stuff, like he wants trans people dead, and he's a white supremacist. 0.99
00:34:14.000 White supremacist. 0.99
00:34:17.000 Have you ever even met a white supremacist? 0.97
00:34:19.000 We hear so much about this.
00:34:21.000 I'm watching Joy Reid and Rob Reiner talking about it like every second person is a white supremacist.
00:34:26.000 Have you ever met anyone who sat down and honestly believed that whites are better than all other races, all other races are innately inferior, and there's no exceptions? 1.00
00:34:35.000 Can't have a black accountant? 1.00
00:34:36.000 They're all stupid. 1.00
00:34:38.000 Chinese people are just, I don't know what they think of Chinese people. 1.00
00:34:41.000 Evil robots. 1.00
00:34:44.000 And on top of that, I want an all-white ethnostate. 0.98
00:34:47.000 And don't take that snippet out of context. 1.00
00:34:50.000 And third, I want to eradicate all the other people. 1.00
00:34:54.000 So I want, you know, like I want concentration camps, big, just gassing millions upon millions and millions. 0.99
00:35:00.000 America's only what, 75% white? 0.98
00:35:02.000 So a quarter of the population, I assume they want to kill or deport. 1.00
00:35:06.000 That is a lunatic. 0.98
00:35:08.000 Yet so much of political discourse in the news and the way we talk about Trump and everyone just assumes that that guy's hanging around every corner ready, just waiting to strike. 1.00
00:35:20.000 Isn't that totally and utterly insane? 0.98
00:35:25.000 I said this on my show, but I honestly think it is equally logical to say, look, gays are a big thing. 0.97
00:35:32.000 We've had AIDS, you know, it's, you know, families, the population declines if there's too much homosexuality. 1.00
00:35:38.000 I don't think men should wear short shorts.
00:35:40.000 I don't think you should have jorts where the pockets are coming out of the bottom.
00:35:44.000 I think it's too sexy. 0.98
00:35:46.000 And, uh, if we see too many hot legs, we're going to have a homosexual epidemic, then we're going to have exclusively gay communities, where heterosexual people are going to be pushed out or murdered. 0.99
00:35:56.000 So we have to keep men in pants. 1.00
00:35:59.000 Those two arguments, that, the Nazi one and that one, they seem pretty much the same to me. 0.67
00:36:04.000 Yeah, but it's happened before, Gav.
00:36:07.000 Uh, yeah, okay.
00:36:08.000 It happened in Germany.
00:36:11.000 With thousands of years of gripes that led up to it.
00:36:16.000 And you know who killed those Nazis? 0.68
00:36:18.000 We did.
00:36:19.000 The West.
00:36:22.000 The Brits.
00:36:23.000 The Americans. 0.99
00:36:24.000 Killed.
00:36:24.000 How about a thank you for that?
00:36:26.000 Why am I the Nazi when I killed them?
00:36:30.000 Yeah, but what about slavery?
00:36:32.000 Yeah, I actually ended slavery.
00:36:34.000 The West didn't start slavery.
00:36:36.000 That was the Arabs. 0.99
00:36:38.000 That was Africans. 1.00
00:36:39.000 We ended it though.
00:36:41.000 How about a thanks?
00:36:42.000 Can I get a thanks for that?
00:36:43.000 Can I get a thanks for the most egalitarian society in the world?
00:36:47.000 Can I get a thanks for...
00:36:50.000 Being part of a culture that is the most just when it comes to visible minorities, women, gays, the handicapped, even trans. 1.00
00:36:59.000 We get all this trans shit every day. 1.00
00:37:01.000 Didn't we stick Caitlyn Jenner on the cover of Vanity Fair? 1.00
00:37:04.000 And even though he'd been a woman for less than a year, he was woman of the year?
00:37:07.000 I mean, I'm no fan of Margaret Sanger, obviously.
00:37:13.000 But I remember seeing an article about her where she would just sometimes just look at cars on the street.
00:37:19.000 And I shouldn't be using Sanger as an example.
00:37:22.000 Maybe next time I tell this story, I won't mention it, sir.
00:37:23.000 I'll just say an activist from long ago.
00:37:27.000 And she said, I would just look at these incredible machines that men built and just marvel at them.
00:37:33.000 And I feel the exact same way.
00:37:34.000 I mean I was on a chairlift the other day and I'm looking at the hydraulics that lower the bar.
00:37:39.000 This was a fancy one up in Okemo and it has this sort of clear orange bubble that goes around your whole chairlift.
00:37:46.000 So first you have the bar that holds you in and then the orange bubble comes over and keeps you nice and warm and there's no wind on you.
00:37:52.000 And I'm just looking at the way the hydraulics isolate the first bar.
00:37:55.000 You don't need the orange bubble if you don't want.
00:37:57.000 And then the orange bubble.
00:37:58.000 And I'm thinking, I would work on this for about a hundred years and not come up with as good as a design.
00:38:07.000 And how would I even start?
00:38:09.000 I make it out of wood first?
00:38:10.000 How do you make hydraulics out of wood? 0.97
00:38:13.000 It would be a shitshow for decades.
00:38:17.000 And here it is, just part of the thing, part of my Lyft ticket, part of my everyday.
00:38:22.000 So, I'm sorry to make this such a serious one, but I really feel like we're in a culture right now where there is a war on anyone slightly right of center, and it's un-American, it's unconstitutional,
00:38:36.000 And it is socialist.
00:38:38.000 It's communist.
00:38:40.000 And the problem with that kind of mentality is it's led to a hundred million deaths.
00:38:44.000 It's a rut.
00:38:45.000 It's a dark path.
00:38:49.000 And we should recognize that we fought off that dark path.
00:38:52.000 We fought off communism.
00:38:54.000 We've been fighting for freedom since our inception.
00:38:57.000 Every Western country has really.
00:38:59.000 And yes, there were some bumps in the road.
00:39:01.000 There was some horrible treatment of the Indians.
00:39:02.000 There was some horrible, uh, slavery was obviously a bad thing.
00:39:07.000 It's been a rocky road, but we're finally here.
00:39:10.000 Can we just recognize how awesome that is and indulge in it without bitching and moaning about mythical Nazis hiding everywhere?
00:39:19.000 God, it just seems so ungrateful.
00:39:23.000 Amengrates. 0.93
00:39:24.000 That's what we all are.
00:39:26.000 Anyway, you can blame Kathy Griffin for making this such a serious episode of the podcast. 0.77
00:39:33.000 I was gonna do it.
00:39:35.000 I'll end with one joke.
00:39:37.000 I thought of the funniest thing I've ever thought of and it is the least sexy thing you could possibly do.
00:39:45.000 Here it is.
00:39:46.000 The other day I got my underwear out of the dryer and I guess because there was other sheets in there they didn't really dry that well and it could have done with another 10 minutes but I thought oh my crotch will warm it up and so I
00:40:00.000 I put on my slightly moist underwear and you know I wear whitey tighties and they're sort of double lined around where the bag is I guess to absorb pee so that it's almost like wearing a pad like it's you feel moistness on your taint
00:40:15.000 And I thought, how funny would it be if I went up to my wife and genuinely thought that it would turn her on by going up close to her ear and going, I put on my underwear and they're kind of wet. 0.99
00:40:27.000 And now I feel like I know what a wet pussy is like. 1.00
00:40:32.000 I feel like I know what it feels like to have a wet pussy. 1.00
00:40:36.000 And me trying to turn on my wife by telling her that I feel like I have a wet pussy. 1.00
00:40:41.000 Now my underwear is wet. 1.00
00:40:45.000 And she's really not into that kind of stuff at all, right?
00:40:47.000 So it would be especially, like, disgusting and make her incredible.
00:40:51.000 I never did it.
00:40:52.000 I just went straight to the joke and told her that I had thought of that. 1.00
00:40:55.000 For two days, I couldn't stop thinking about how funny it would be that a guy would be, like, touching his area and then trying to seductively say to a woman that having wet underwear makes me feel like I got a wet pussy. 1.00
00:40:55.000 But I don't know, man. 1.00
00:41:06.000 You wanna touch my wet pussy? 1.00
00:41:11.000 Am I the only one that thinks that's hilarious? 1.00
00:41:15.000 Men in general being seductive cracks me up.
00:41:17.000 I mean, look at a bag. 0.99
00:41:19.000 How can you be gay? 1.00
00:41:21.000 It is hideous! 1.00
00:41:23.000 And I understand a vagina is literally an acquired taste, but when it's just sitting there, it looks like an orchid. 1.00
00:41:29.000 And then, that's the craziest a naked lady gets. 1.00
00:41:33.000 Right? 1.00
00:41:34.000 The rest, boobs and butts? 1.00
00:41:38.000 What are you, blind? 1.00
00:41:39.000 How can you not like a woman's boobies? 1.00
00:41:42.000 Come on! 0.98
00:41:43.000 I think it's, God made it very clear, right out of the gate, which one he intends to be the fairer sex. 0.58
00:41:49.000 I mean, an alien could land here and he could look at a man, nude, with his, like, gut and his hairy back, his bag hanging down, and then a lady who's just nothing but curves.
00:41:59.000 I mean, look at a shampoo bottle.
00:42:00.000 We like curves.
00:42:02.000 And he would say, those ones are meant to be hot.
00:42:04.000 Those are the ones that you lost.
00:42:06.000 These ones probably, uh, they accrue interest from women based on power and success and bravery. 1.00
00:42:13.000 They protect the family.
00:42:14.000 They're willing to die to go get a saber-toothed tiger for the cave.
00:42:19.000 Yes, Alien.
00:42:20.000 You'd be correct. 0.97
00:42:21.000 We are gross, and us trying to be seductive is funny, and that's why when I have tons of ridiculous tattoos, it's amusing. 0.98
00:42:28.000 But when a woman has them, it looks gross, because she's desecrating a thing. 1.00
00:42:31.000 That's also why men are able to just drink bourbon and crap, because their bodies are not a temple. 0.99
00:42:36.000 Women, they make babies in that, so they have to have fancy fruity drinks. 1.00
00:42:39.000 Anyway, that's another time.
00:42:40.000 A story for another time.
00:42:42.000 We're out of time.
00:42:44.000 And, uh, whatever.
00:42:45.000 This is a Friday one, so I guess I'll see you Monday.
00:42:47.000 And I promise not to be so political.