Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - April 13, 2018


Get Off My Lawn Podcast #41 | I didn't quit Fox News

Topics
makeup on TV makeup at Hannity studio sexual harassment Roger Ailes media relations at Fox News
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Gavin McInnes
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Roger Ailes Greg Gutfeld Show James Murdoch Gretchen Carlson Kill Chain Harrison Faulkner Donald Trump Tucker Mark Levin Andrew Breitbart Suzanne Scott Anthony Cumia Tamara Holder Tyrus Andrea Tantaros Nick Gillespie Lauren Savant Bill O'Reilly Bill Schultz Robert Crumb and 54 more
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In this episode of Thick & Thin, Eric talks about his time at Fox News and why he doesn t wear makeup anymore. He also talks about how he almost didn t have to wear makeup at all. And he talks about why he thinks makeup is gay and why it s a good thing it s not. Eric also discusses his new book, Who Built That? and how he thinks about the history of glass and how it s changed the way we look at the world. And he tells a story about a woman who caught him wiping his ass with his makeup. He also explains why he s not a fan of makeup anymore and why you should be too. Eric's new book is Who built That ? by Michelle Malkin and it's a must-listen book that explains how glass got made and how glass can change the world, and how you can do the same with your glasses. Enjoy, Eric! Get Off My Lawn! Get On My Lawn, Get Off Your Lawn! with Eric Eddings! Subscribe, Like, Share, and Retweet this episode on Apple Podcasts and become a Friend of Eric's Podcasts! Thank you for listening to Eric s podcast! Eric s new book "Who Built That?" is out now! It s a must listen book about glass and glass, who built that glass? What's better than the glass that can make the world? What s better than glass and the glass you can make it better than it s better? Who made it? I ll tell you what glass can do better than you can t make it, can you do it better, right? Can you make it all that you can't have it better and more? Get on my lawn? Let me know what you think of it, and let me know your glass is better than that, and I'll tell me what you would like to make it so you can have it, right here on my podcast? Thanks, Eric s got it, I ll give me a shot of that s better, can t you can help me make it like that, right there? You ll get it, please do it, let me help me, right away! -- Thank you? -- -- and I ll send me a review of it. -- And I ll be in touch, bye, bye. -- And a shout out, bye!

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00:00:01.000 I didn't really quit Fox News.
00:00:02.000 Fox News quit me.
00:00:06.000 I like to say I quit Fox News.
00:00:07.000 It sounds better.
00:00:08.000 It's more face-saving.
00:00:10.000 But that's sort of like courting a model for eight years and never really sleeping with her and then going, you're dumped.
00:00:22.000 You're in the friend zone, as David Chang would say.
00:00:28.000 It's a cool place to quote-unquote work, but I don't really miss it.
00:00:35.000 I mean, the structure of being a regular guest on that network is you come in hours early, you get makeup.
00:00:45.000 Actually, let me just go off on a tangent already. 0.97
00:00:48.000 Makeup is gay. 0.99
00:00:50.000 I remember I was doing Red Eye with Clint Black. 0.86
00:00:52.000 I'm going to be naming a lot of names in this.
00:00:53.000 A lot of gossip about to go down.
00:00:57.000 And he's a cowboy, and he sat down and they go, can you do, do you want to do makeup, Clint?
00:01:02.000 He goes, no, thank you.
00:01:03.000 I don't, men don't wear makeup. 0.99
00:01:05.000 And I thought, God, what a fag I am. 0.99
00:01:08.000 Why didn't I say that? 0.99
00:01:09.000 Why did I just sit there in the makeup, literally in the makeup chair, and get my foundation put on? 0.96
00:01:19.000 By the way, the story about me, uh, uh, Kimberly Guilfoyle catching me, uh, wiping my ass, that's in another podcast. 0.91
00:01:25.000 I think it's Celebrity Encounters. 0.51
00:01:26.000 I'm not repeating that story.
00:01:27.000 I don't think I'll ever repeat that story.
00:01:29.000 It's been done.
00:01:31.000 But I think, this is my theory, right?
00:01:35.000 I think
00:01:37.000 That the whole concept of makeup on TV comes from the 80s, when you had these blinding lights that made you sweat.
00:01:45.000 Now, if you watch my show, Get Off My Lawn on CRTV.com, you'll notice I'm never gleaning.
00:01:53.000 Gleaming?
00:01:54.000 I'm never shiny.
00:01:56.000 That's because Sony has figured out how to soften the light.
00:02:02.000 So when it gets, just like iPhones, it was funny when we went to spring training in Port St.
00:02:06.000 Lucie, they said, sorry, no cameras.
00:02:08.000 And then I started doing interviews just with my iPhone and my earbuds.
00:02:12.000 And we get back to the studio and the sound quality is perfect.
00:02:16.000 So the only difference between a $3,000 camera and an $800 lav is you see a white cord coming from one person's ear.
00:02:28.000 I'm sure you could do that, you know, with a remote, a wireless earbud.
00:02:32.000 Next thing you know, you don't need permission to take a camera.
00:02:35.000 Don't take a camera.
00:02:36.000 Waste too much. 1.00
00:02:37.000 It's a pain in the ass. 1.00
00:02:39.000 Anyway, so... 0.99
00:02:41.000 It's just a given at networks that you need makeup.
00:02:45.000 In fact, I'm sure when they map out the building, they say, all right, this is where the interviews will be.
00:02:50.000 This is the green room.
00:02:51.000 And of course, we'll need a third of our space for
00:02:56.000 15 makeup chairs.
00:02:57.000 Like at the Hannity studio on the, I think it's the second floor.
00:03:02.000 There must be 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
00:03:05.000 There must be 10 makeup chairs. 1.00
00:03:07.000 Everyone's in there just assuming that it's true.
00:03:10.000 But I'm watching the episode, the red eye episode with Clint Black.
00:03:13.000 He looks fine.
00:03:13.000 He's not shiny.
00:03:15.000 So their whole job is a lie.
00:03:20.000 And so I started refusing makeup.
00:03:23.000 And I think that developed animosity between me and the makeup ladies because I was threatening their vocation. 0.96
00:03:31.000 I was threatening their very existence.
00:03:34.000 In Michelle Malkin's brilliant book, Who Built That?
00:03:37.000 It's probably my favorite book.
00:03:39.000 No, it's not my favorite book.
00:03:40.000 Death of the West is my favorite book, but it's up there.
00:03:43.000 I highly recommend it.
00:03:43.000 It's non-partisan, non-political.
00:03:45.000 It's just about entrepreneurs from the beginning of time till now.
00:03:48.000 That's it.
00:03:48.000 How'd these glasses get made?
00:03:50.000 How'd this mug get made?
00:03:51.000 How'd this microphone get made?
00:03:53.000 Who discovered it?
00:03:54.000 She just breaks it all down.
00:03:55.000 And one interesting thing about the book is she's talking about the evolution of glass. 0.99
00:03:59.000 From the Venetians first figuring out- It's a real bitch to figure out, by the way. 1.00
00:04:04.000 Now it's much easier. 0.95
00:04:05.000 Now you just drop a bunch of bombs on the Middle East, you turn the entire- that entire part of the world to glass, and then just go and pick up shards, you know, and remelt it. 0.77
00:04:15.000 But back then, they couldn't, I mean, the idea of shaping it and being able to see through it, very complex, as you can imagine.
00:04:21.000 Go try to make it yourself.
00:04:23.000 And to make like a bottle, there was about 15 people. 0.97
00:04:27.000 And a lot of them were kids, because history sucks. 0.95
00:04:31.000 And there was like, the turning boy, and the whistle boy, and the blow boy, that would suck to be called a blow boy. 0.95
00:04:39.000 And eventually as they came up with innovations throughout time, and this is true of all industries, but as they came up with innovations throughout time, they'd say, we don't need blow boys anymore.
00:04:48.000 We'll just have this blowing machine. 0.89
00:04:50.000 So the head of the blow boys would blow up, because he's a blower, he'd blow up good.
00:04:57.000 He'd blow up that entrepreneur's workshop, his studio. 0.53
00:05:02.000 Um, because that guy was eradicating an entire profession.
00:05:06.000 So people did not go softly into that good night.
00:05:09.000 You think, you have this sort of bourgeois view of history where you go, every time there was an innovation, it was like the iPhone and everyone clapped and said, thank you, daddy.
00:05:18.000 You've improved my life.
00:05:19.000 No, they were pissed.
00:05:21.000 You just got rid of their job. 0.99
00:05:24.000 And, you know, you can get away with violence more back then, so they would blow up studios, beat the living shit out of the guy. 0.98
00:05:31.000 So anyway, I was that guy. 0.96
00:05:32.000 I was the blow machine at Fox News.
00:05:35.000 This is just one little minor tangent.
00:05:37.000 It's not like this was my entire career there.
00:05:40.000 Career.
00:05:41.000 So, I've sense.
00:05:44.000 And I used to get along with the girls great.
00:05:46.000 I love goofing with the gals. 1.00
00:05:48.000 Sometimes, you know, at soccer matches and little league games, I'm with the moms so much that it looks weird, so I have to go over to the guys.
00:05:55.000 But, um, I stopped goofing with the gals because the gals were putting tons of makeup on me. 1.00
00:06:01.000 It looked ridiculous.
00:06:01.000 And also, by the way, one weird thing about TV is you go for beers after.
00:06:06.000 And it's just like Greg Gutfeld, Bill Schultz, me, just hanging out, just slamming back pints at a St.
00:06:13.000 Andrews Scottish pub, just caked in makeup.
00:06:17.000 Just like flakes of foundation falling off your face.
00:06:21.000 Your mascara streaming down if you watch a video where a marine surprises his daughter after being away for eight months.
00:06:29.000 Yeah, your gorgeous plump lips.
00:06:31.000 Your bee-stung lips.
00:06:33.000 Red as crimson.
00:06:36.000 Rubbing off on your pint glass.
00:06:38.000 Oops! 0.78
00:06:39.000 Got some of my lipstick grease on my cup. 1.00
00:06:43.000 It looks stupid. 0.60
00:06:44.000 So, uh, I stopped doing it, and I looked- you could not- you- if you go through all my appearances, which I'm sure you will after this episode and spend eight hours doing it, but you can't tell when I don't have makeup on. 0.98
00:06:54.000 In other words, their jobs are redundant.
00:06:55.000 I'm kind of obsessed with redundant jobs, by the way.
00:06:59.000 Like, on the train, when they come and punch my ticket.
00:07:01.000 What is this, 1860?
00:07:03.000 They don't punch my ticket on the subway in New York, so when I go to the suburbs, why do they punch my ticket?
00:07:08.000 Or, why is there a conductor for the Shuttle Express that goes from Grand Central to Times Square?
00:07:14.000 You can have sensors on the front that can sense a person on the tracks, and then you just, brrr, stop.
00:07:20.000 It's just a beeline, back and forth, back and forth, all day.
00:07:23.000 Why is there a human there? 1.00
00:07:25.000 Fucking unions. 1.00
00:07:27.000 So anyway, I realize this job is redundant. 1.00
00:07:31.000 And I think word gets out, and I could sense, you know, that they wanted to kill the blowboy.
00:07:36.000 So, this leaks out to the other ladies, by the way. 1.00
00:07:40.000 Like, say there's a sound chick, which is very rare.
00:07:43.000 No, I think this was a makeup chick. 1.00
00:07:44.000 Sorry, forget that tangent.
00:07:46.000 Um, sound guys are always male.
00:07:49.000 And I was doing, uh, I think it was The Independents.
00:07:52.000 That's Kennedy's old show when she had Matt Walsh, who the New York Post described as a dud.
00:07:59.000 And now every time I see him, I call him a dud.
00:08:00.000 Actually, that's not true.
00:08:01.000 I'm not speaking to him anymore because he, he, uh, his magazine Reason
00:08:08.000 Linked the Proud Boys to Charlottesville and said we were there and I said to Nick Gillespie and him if you guys don't fix this right now I'm never speaking to you again. 1.00
00:08:15.000 They said slow down we have to verify and I said well fuck you bye. 0.99
00:08:18.000 I haven't spoken them since. 1.00
00:08:19.000 That's the Scottish way.
00:08:21.000 If someone doesn't take you for your word or you are seemingly betrayed you just you ghost them forever.
00:08:29.000 Which sucks because I like those guys.
00:08:31.000 Sometimes it's a curse. 0.80
00:08:32.000 Sometimes what you do is 1.00
00:08:35.000 Some girl will fuck over your friend and then she's dead to you? 1.00
00:08:39.000 This happened with Soroush Alvi advice. 1.00
00:08:41.000 And then he made up with her.
00:08:43.000 But I'm still, like, I can't make up with her.
00:08:46.000 So he would have, like, dinner parties and stuff and I couldn't go because I exed his girlfriend because she hurt him.
00:08:55.000 Anyway, this is a hell of a tangent.
00:08:57.000 So, uh, uh, 0.96
00:09:01.000 I'm at the studio doing The Independence, and I would do this dumb joke.
00:09:04.000 There's some- I did a whole episode of this on, like, staple jokes that always do well.
00:09:08.000 For some reason, this joke always does well.
00:09:10.000 When I'm getting mic'd up, they put- it's kind of an uncomfortable thing, because they're putting a microphone up the bottom of your shirt, and it's very intimate, and they're about an inch from your face.
00:09:19.000 So to break the ice, I'll often say, Oh my- whoa, whoa, that thing's freezing!
00:09:23.000 And it gets a laugh.
00:09:25.000 Every single time.
00:09:26.000 Especially because I'm real dramatic and I scare the person I sort of do like a Kramer head bop and they go Jesus That's also funny by the way when you're getting makeup and you have your eyes closed and they're they're really close to your face and then you just break the sounds with like are you gonna be going to a
00:09:42.000 Just, like, break into a loud conversation.
00:09:45.000 Always scares the shit out of them.
00:09:47.000 That's, by the way, a key to scaring people. 0.83
00:09:48.000 Don't say, boo. 0.87
00:09:50.000 If you're hiding in a closet, and you want to, and someone, you're in someone's house, and you want to scare the living shit out of them, don't just, when they open the door, go, boo. 0.98
00:09:57.000 You gotta come bounding out of the closet, talking. 0.50
00:10:00.000 Like, are we gonna be getting there on Thursday? 0.99
00:10:02.000 And you can't walk towards them, because then they have no file in their brain for what the fuck is happening. 0.92
00:10:08.000 Like one time I was sleeping in my bed in my apartment in Williamsburg, and at 4am there's a knock on my bedroom door! 0.93
00:10:18.000 And it was one of the freakiest experiences of my life because there's no file for that.
00:10:23.000 I'm going through my filing cabinet and I have knock on front door, I have criminal break in, but knocking on bedroom door, the file is empty.
00:10:32.000 The manila folder has nothing in it.
00:10:35.000 I'm sitting there going, wait, is this a polite burglar?
00:10:38.000 Or is this the world's worst salesman?
00:10:40.000 He like breaks into your house and then tries to sell you insurance?
00:10:43.000 Hi.
00:10:45.000 Is this a bad time?
00:10:46.000 Yeah, it's a bad time.
00:10:47.000 It's four in the morning.
00:10:48.000 I'm nude.
00:10:51.000 But it was my daughter's friend.
00:10:54.000 She was having a sleepover and the girl wasn't used to sleepovers. 0.82
00:10:56.000 This was years ago.
00:10:57.000 So they were all like 7, 8, 6.
00:11:01.000 And she couldn't sleep.
00:11:03.000 So she came over and she didn't want to bound into our bedroom. 0.99
00:11:05.000 So she knocked first and then I opened the door and she goes, I can't sleep.
00:11:10.000 Thank God I didn't have a boner.
00:11:14.000 So, um, I'm doing the cold laugh joke.
00:11:17.000 A lavalier is, you know, that little mic you clip on your shirt.
00:11:21.000 And everyone laughs.
00:11:22.000 And I may have had a beer or two.
00:11:24.000 And, uh,
00:11:26.000 Because it's boring.
00:11:27.000 I mean, they get you there like three hours early.
00:11:30.000 You do a show and the total time you talk, like I'm going to talk for 45 minutes, the total time you talk on a Fox News show is like three minutes.
00:11:40.000 So it swallows six hours of your day for three minutes.
00:11:43.000 And you go, can I be a contributor please and get a regular paycheck?
00:11:45.000 And they go, 0.79
00:11:47.000 Uh, you're not gay like Guy Benson.
00:11:49.000 So we're gonna... Or you're not gorgeous like Joanne Nosoczynski. 1.00
00:11:52.000 So you're an ugly white male who's really entertaining and cool. 0.99
00:11:55.000 So you're gonna go at the bottom of the list. 1.00
00:11:58.000 That's right.
00:11:58.000 That's right.
00:11:59.000 I just said Fox News is too politically correct.
00:12:02.000 I cannot tell you how many women, gays, and African-American people of color soared past me at Fox News.
00:12:10.000 Especially Joanna Nosichinsky.
00:12:12.000 She got my job at Red Eye because she's pretty and I'd rather look at her than me, to be honest, so I get it.
00:12:17.000 But she's not political. 0.87
00:12:18.000 In fact, she quit because she thought, I'm not a Fox News person. 0.99
00:12:22.000 So she didn't really want the job, but she got it like that and Guy Benson is smart as shit. 0.99
00:12:27.000 I'm not denying him that But it is he's kind of snobby and he sees me I got the vibe when I would see him I'd be telling dirty jokes and stuff and I got the vibe he has this like, oh lord, how base and This is my own bias, but don't you think that gays don't have the right to be snobs? 0.99
00:12:47.000 I mean you can be snobs as far as I go to the best clubs, but as far as being like you hate people who are crude, you're gay. 1.00
00:12:56.000 You have like 10 dicks in your face on a regular basis. 1.00
00:13:00.000 My craziest sex act, which if I'm lucky I get once a year, that's your most boring sex act. 1.00
00:13:07.000 That's like you if you're not in the mood. 0.99
00:13:10.000 For me, that's like it's the 4th of July, I won the lottery, and I just had a facelift.
00:13:18.000 That's why my wife would really want me if I just got a Mickey Rourke lip injections. 1.00
00:13:25.000 So, and I have no problem with that, okay, you're a sexual decadent, but to sort of look down at us for swearing or, you know, drinking a beer in the green room? 0.91
00:13:35.000 Dude, come on. 1.00
00:13:36.000 You drank a cup of cum before you came here. 1.00
00:13:38.000 You can't really scoff at me. 0.99
00:13:41.000 And here's the other thing that few people admit. 0.99
00:13:43.000 When they're talking to their gay friends, unless they're total fag-hags, in the back of your head, as a straight man, you're like, 1.00
00:13:50.000 God, I thought it was weird that I've had a few threesomes in my life. 0.99
00:13:53.000 You have regular eightsomes. 1.00
00:13:56.000 Your sex life is depraved. 1.00
00:13:59.000 Now, you're not disgusted, but it's like talking to a porn star. 1.00
00:14:02.000 Yeah, that's a good analogy. 0.71
00:14:04.000 I talk to Mercedes Carrera all the time. 0.96
00:14:06.000 We're friends. 1.00
00:14:07.000 But, the back of my head is like, you're gonna go fuck ten black guys tonight. 1.00
00:14:13.000 Anyway, this is Attention Olympics. 1.00
00:14:15.000 I'm not even back to the beginning of this show, which is just about Fox News in general.
00:14:20.000 And it's halfway over.
00:14:24.000 So I'm doing the laugh joke.
00:14:26.000 And I go, ooh, it's cold.
00:14:28.000 And then I do something.
00:14:29.000 This always wins.
00:14:30.000 I say, at least my gynecologist warms up his forceps first. 0.52
00:14:35.000 I often screw up that joke because I'm not sure what the exact tool is.
00:14:38.000 Like, sometimes I say tongs. 0.99
00:14:40.000 I don't really know what pries open the vagina. 1.00
00:14:44.000 But I know, through goofing with the gals, that a common complaint is that his tools are too cold, and you have a freezing cold steel thing on your twat. 0.99
00:14:52.000 I can imagine that's very invasive. 0.76
00:14:55.000 So, uh, I say, at least my gynecologist won't- that always gets a hit, because girls go, oh, you know about our secret stuff. 0.98
00:15:02.000 So everyone's laughing, and it's comfortable. 0.99
00:15:05.000 Then I took it too far, and I said, I can feel my cunt lips crawling up into my body! 1.00
00:15:13.000 That was a problem. 0.99
00:15:16.000 I didn't know it was a problem because I still got laughs.
00:15:18.000 And by the way, Kennedy is a raunchy, brassy broad. 0.99
00:15:22.000 You should hear her penis jokes. 1.00
00:15:23.000 She's always riffing. 1.00
00:15:25.000 Not in a disgusting way like, I love your cock, but like penis Olympics, like funny stuff. 0.99
00:15:31.000 She's like Eddie Murphy kind of humor. 1.00
00:15:33.000 That's her generation, right? 0.99
00:15:34.000 My generation.
00:15:35.000 So, uh,
00:15:38.000 I get told that I can't come into the office for, the building, for six months.
00:15:44.000 And no one will tell me why.
00:15:46.000 Now luckily I have spies.
00:15:48.000 I know cameramen.
00:15:49.000 I used to know makeup artists.
00:15:53.000 I know everyone, all the producers, assistant producers, I know everyone there.
00:15:58.000 So I get, I meet them at the bar and I get a few drinks with them.
00:16:01.000 The Scotts, by the way, are brilliant at getting secrets out of people.
00:16:07.000 Isa, from the show Still Game, which is a Glaswegian show, is the personification of this gift.
00:16:14.000 And you'll see her on that Scottish sitcom. 0.96
00:16:16.000 Someone will say, I can't tell you, Isa.
00:16:18.000 And then she'll just pull up a chair and order a wee dram and say, all right, let's get started.
00:16:24.000 And then by the end, the guy is drenched in sweat.
00:16:26.000 And she's like, she should work at Guantanamo Bay. 0.88
00:16:29.000 Alright, you're not going to tell us when the next attack's going to be.
00:16:32.000 Let's get you a wee thing of hummus and some chickpeas and some wee pita breads. 0.99
00:16:40.000 So I find out that there's been a letter of complaint lodged against me for saying cunt. 0.97
00:16:49.000 And I even got the details of the complaint that went to HR and it said blah blah blah, working on the independence, makeup artist. 0.97
00:16:58.000 That's a crucial detail.
00:17:01.000 And then he said a word I've never typed before.
00:17:05.000 But here goes.
00:17:07.000 Quote.
00:17:08.000 See.
00:17:08.000 You.
00:17:09.000 Next.
00:17:10.000 Tuesday.
00:17:11.000 End of quotes.
00:17:12.000 Period.
00:17:13.000 Return.
00:17:15.000 What a phony.
00:17:16.000 Come on. 1.00
00:17:17.000 Was it that painful to type cunt? 1.00
00:17:19.000 I bet my local priest could type cunt. 1.00
00:17:22.000 Every sister in the sisterhood of the traveling pants can type cunt. 1.00
00:17:27.000 Relax. 0.99
00:17:29.000 But my subtle side theory is that she had a lawyer boyfriend and said we could get 250 grand out of this.
00:17:35.000 And I think they could have.
00:17:37.000 So what Fox has to do, and this, the top brass there at the time was Roger Ailes, Bill Shine was head of programming, Suzanne Scott was the VP of programming.
00:17:47.000 Since Roger's gone, and Bill's gone, I think Suzanne's at the top.
00:17:50.000 She's great, by the way.
00:17:52.000 So they just look at it mathematically, and they go, we could get charged 250 grand, unless we come up with some kind of punishment.
00:17:59.000 And then in a court of law, if she says, I was made to feel unsafe, that's the biggie, right?
00:18:04.000 The judge goes, I don't want people feeling unsafe at work.
00:18:07.000 So it's a good catch phrase.
00:18:10.000 So if I was just to show up the next day on the same floor, then she could argue that she felt persecuted.
00:18:18.000 Which, by the way, isn't that proof women shouldn't be in the workforce? 1.00
00:18:22.000 If we have to tiptoe around jokes and bad words and put you on a certain floor and make sure this guy leaves the building? 0.92
00:18:28.000 Like, what are you, a leper? 0.96
00:18:32.000 The Elephant Man would be more conducive to the workplace than a woman. 1.00
00:18:39.000 Hey guys, just wanted to say, I'm not an animal, I'm a human being.
00:18:43.000 And yes, I had cranial dysplasia, not unlike Rocky Dennis in the movie Mask.
00:18:51.000 But let's move on, okay?
00:18:52.000 Let's get out of the way! 0.99
00:18:55.000 I was complaining to a guy recently at Little League about how I feel like a freak at the beach because of my stupid tattoos, my giant back piece of a skull-headed jellyfish eating Chiang Kai-Shek and Fidel Castro. 0.99
00:19:07.000 And I realize I'm talking to a man who has like an elephant trunk for an arm. 0.96
00:19:12.000 He had some problem when he was, you know, when his mother was pregnant where the umbilical cord wrapped around the arm and the arm couldn't develop.
00:19:19.000 So it's like an elephant trunk and then the other arm's normal.
00:19:21.000 And he's like, you're telling me that you feel like a freak sometimes?
00:19:25.000 Whoops! 0.94
00:19:26.000 Slightly selfish.
00:19:29.000 So what they do is they move her to another floor and a floor I'm never gonna be on and they've got to do all this like shifting after the six months to get me in there because I'm good for ratings but they don't want to say that she felt unsafe and I don't think she got any money and that was that was you know a typical story and that's that's Fox News being good people by the way they're not they didn't have a choice I heard about this other guy you know Harris Faulkner the black chick I don't like her at all 0.59
00:19:55.000 She, I think she tried to sue a toy company who had a little like, you know, stupid dolly thing, little beanie baby type thing that looked like her and they called it the Harris or the Faulkner. 0.99
00:20:09.000 She tried to sue them because she wants the money. 0.99
00:20:11.000 Relax, lady, okay?
00:20:13.000 I couldn't imagine suing someone because they had some mustachioed figurine and they called it the Gav. 1.00
00:20:19.000 Hey, that's fucked up. 0.99
00:20:20.000 I need my cut. 1.00
00:20:21.000 I need my cut from your mustache toy.
00:20:27.000 I heard there was some ex-military guy, probably, you know, watched his friend's face blow off in Iraq, and he really liked her as a friend.
00:20:36.000 And being the gregarious type, he grabbed her and gave her a tight hug.
00:20:39.000 Hey, Harris!
00:20:41.000 And she complained to HR. 0.77
00:20:43.000 This is what I've heard.
00:20:44.000 This is just a rumor.
00:20:45.000 And then he's told he can't come to the building ever again because she's complained and she's, you know, top brass.
00:20:53.000 He was never told why.
00:20:54.000 So he has to sit there wondering, that's what Chinese people do. 0.98
00:20:58.000 That's Asia. 0.97
00:20:59.000 In China, it's all about face and you never know why you were fired or why this person's mad at you. 0.83
00:21:04.000 I hate that.
00:21:05.000 I'm Scottish.
00:21:06.000 Just tell me.
00:21:07.000 I get that with guests all the time.
00:21:08.000 I have a family emergency.
00:21:09.000 I can't do it.
00:21:10.000 I go, is it a tweet I said or did someone tell you not to be on my show?
00:21:13.000 Like, just tell me the truth. 0.99
00:21:14.000 I don't give a shit. 0.99
00:21:15.000 I just want to know or else I'm going to keep asking you to be on the show. 0.99
00:21:19.000 If for you to say, you make me very uncomfortable, good bye, fine, we're done.
00:21:23.000 Thanks for not wasting my time with made up stories that I have to keep re-verifying.
00:21:34.000 So I ended up, uh, cause I really wanted a contributorship there.
00:21:38.000 At least it would make sense.
00:21:39.000 Like there's lots of good things about being at Fox News.
00:21:42.000 You, it sort of validates you.
00:21:45.000 So they know you're not, uh, you're not a fringe person.
00:21:47.000 If you're constantly in people's living room, that I guess helps.
00:21:51.000 But after a while you just go, why are you hiring all these other people?
00:21:55.000 Not me.
00:21:55.000 Like the, the straw that broke my back was when Greg Gutfeld and I haven't spoken to him since.
00:22:00.000 Again, the Scottish thing. 0.99
00:22:01.000 Hired that fucking wrestler, Tyrus. 1.00
00:22:04.000 That stupid grape ape who just sits there with his backwards baseball hat and his sweater vest just being the grump. 1.00
00:22:12.000 And then Greg has this obsequious like, you're black and you're big and you can beat me up. 1.00
00:22:16.000 And yeah, I'm a big tough guy. 0.97
00:22:19.000 I remember seeing him and I thought, okay, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.
00:22:23.000 Maybe he's interesting.
00:22:23.000 Maybe he has something new to say.
00:22:25.000 And by the way, half of these gorgeous women you see on in right wing television, 1.00
00:22:30.000 Take some of them, not gonna name names, but just think of them and say, has this person ever had a new take?
00:22:37.000 Like an angle I've never thought of.
00:22:40.000 And the answer is usually no.
00:22:41.000 It's just the same old rhetoric of, you know, liberals don't care and abortion's bad.
00:22:46.000 It's just the same talking points on a loop.
00:22:49.000 And you go, that's not why I watch TV.
00:22:50.000 Like, you watch Tucker and you go, that's an interesting take.
00:22:54.000 Maybe we should sue social media companies for corrupting our children and making them addicted.
00:23:00.000 Now, I don't think they should be.
00:23:02.000 I'm a libertarian, but
00:23:03.000 I never thought of that before, and if you want to talk about quantifiable damage, social media and iPhones have done a lot of damage to our kids. 0.95
00:23:12.000 I had to build a locked case in my house to keep their phones and all their crap.
00:23:18.000 And by the way, I've been meaning to say this, it worked. 0.97
00:23:23.000 There was a rocky week as the crackheads went through withdrawals.
00:23:26.000 They were scratching their skin and grabbing me in the hallway and going, just one fix, man. 0.98
00:23:32.000 I just gotta hold the iPad just for two seconds, man.
00:23:34.000 Then they started doing a thing called a re-adding, which is where words are in a line and there's no pictures.
00:23:41.000 And the words have phonetic sounds to them.
00:23:44.000 And they put themselves together, a thing called a book.
00:23:48.000 So they started re-adding books.
00:23:50.000 And now, sometimes they don't even care.
00:23:53.000 Like, my son had a friend over, and I could have been swayed to unlock the box to give him his PlayStation controllers.
00:24:00.000 They weren't interested.
00:24:00.000 They went outside and played.
00:24:02.000 It worked.
00:24:04.000 Anyway. 1.00
00:24:07.000 That giant stupid wrestler with his hat. 1.00
00:24:11.000 When people wear their baseball hats backwards and they have a logo on their forehead, you look stupider than Charles Manson with his swastika. 1.00
00:24:19.000 You're advertising new era on your face. 0.90
00:24:24.000 And so I just thought, all right, so Tyrus is getting hired before me.
00:24:28.000 I'm out.
00:24:29.000 And that's when I gave up on them.
00:24:32.000 And then Greg said, well, what do you want me to do?
00:24:34.000 Like, tell me who, who should, the implication was I caused trouble and he would get me hired, but then he'd be liable.
00:24:41.000 And I thought, wait a minute, that was you. 0.98
00:24:44.000 Andrew Breitbart came to Fox News and said, I know an editor at some stupid men's mag named Blender. 1.00
00:24:51.000 I mean, worst pitch ever. 0.99
00:24:53.000 And they loved Breitbart, so they went, all right, let's do it.
00:24:55.000 And they took a chance on Greg, and obviously it was a great move.
00:24:58.000 Very successful.
00:24:59.000 One of the biggest guys there.
00:25:00.000 I mean, who else has two shows?
00:25:03.000 Two of the most successful shows. 0.92
00:25:04.000 I mean, don't underestimate these people, by the way, when you go, whatever, Greg Gutfeld Show sucks, I'd never watch it.
00:25:11.000 Gets like 1.7 million viewers. 0.97
00:25:14.000 That is mental. 0.59
00:25:16.000 A lot of left-wingers outside of Rachel Maddow, who's kicking ass with 3 million, a lot of these CNN shows are perfectly happy with 200,000. 0.99
00:25:23.000 1.7 million is to kick ass and take names. 0.75
00:25:30.000 Um, but I realized when I saw that, that was like the 13th affirmative action hire above my head, and it was yet another person with absolutely no substance. 0.98
00:25:40.000 I remember watching when Cumia was on once, and Anthony Cumia said a very reasonable statement, which is, Al Sharpton is the worst person who's ever been in the White House.
00:25:49.000 I think that's, I'd love to hear who's worse.
00:25:54.000 And, you know, Tyrus is left wing, and he has to defend anyone black, including people who exploit blacks, like Al Sharpton. 0.63
00:26:03.000 So he gets all grumpy and pissy with Anthony, and I just thought, ugh, I'm done with this entire network.
00:26:10.000 And I quit.
00:26:10.000 But the reason I say it's like dumping a supermodel is because here, I've never told anyone this before, I did a weird, I did a weird Hail Mary move right when it was getting, it was eight years I was there, right when it was getting to the end.
00:26:23.000 I lied.
00:26:24.000 And I called up the top brass and I said, I just got an offer from the Blaze for a show.
00:26:30.000 And I have to make up my mind within the next day.
00:26:34.000 Total lie.
00:26:36.000 The Blaze was not interested in the G.
00:26:38.000 And I did get some back and forth, you know?
00:26:41.000 And I've never done this before or since, I promise.
00:26:45.000 But eight years, I had to do something.
00:26:48.000 And so they're like, OK, we're going to get back to you in an hour.
00:26:50.000 OK, we're going to call you back.
00:26:51.000 And I go, we're running out of time.
00:26:53.000 Fake deadline.
00:26:54.000 And then they go, sorry, Blah Blah Blah's away on holiday. 1.00
00:26:58.000 We called him at his resort.
00:27:00.000 Can we do tomorrow morning?
00:27:02.000 I'll see if the plays will extend their deadline, but I doubt it.
00:27:06.000 Lying, lying, lying.
00:27:07.000 And then it didn't pan out.
00:27:09.000 And I thought, all right, well, if there's proof that they're never going to hire me, never going to give me a contributorship.
00:27:16.000 So I knew when I gave up, I wasn't giving up.
00:27:18.000 And then, by the way, NYU pepper sprayed me.
00:27:20.000 The anti-FUD dudes pepper sprayed me at NYU.
00:27:23.000 And I was the hot topic of the, you know, these news cycles last like a day and a half.
00:27:29.000 So I had Tucker calling, Lou Dobbs, Hannah.
00:27:32.000 Everyone wanted me back.
00:27:34.000 And I said, no, I already, if you can get me some money, uh, this was in that way, that was a second Hail Mary.
00:27:40.000 Cause I said, get me 10 bucks, any kind of check coming in.
00:27:45.000 And, uh, I sh I sometimes I think I should have done it, but I had to be true to my word.
00:27:50.000 I made a video that had a bridge burning at the end.
00:27:54.000 Of course, now it would be good for my new job to be seen on there.
00:27:57.000 But that's the problem with being Scottish. 1.00
00:27:59.000 You tell people to fuck off and say, I'll never speak to you again. 1.00
00:28:01.000 And then you get over it three years later and there's a different environment and you go, okay, I'm not mad at you anymore. 1.00
00:28:08.000 And they go, well, actually now I'm mad at you.
00:28:12.000 Okay.
00:28:13.000 So I've forgiven you, but you're yet to forgive me.
00:28:16.000 Okay.
00:28:18.000 By the way, slightly off topic, Roger Ailes, I think it's a very interesting case of a woman in the workforce. 0.74
00:28:27.000 I always poo-poo sexual harassment.
00:28:29.000 I think if it's not in the law books, which is an unwanted sexual touch, actually technically an unwanted touch is in the law books, but you're not gonna get a court case out of punch buggy red. 0.98
00:28:40.000 But like grabbing a vagina or something like that, that's something that you call the cops for. 1.00
00:28:45.000 You gotta handle the whole idea of suing or shaming or using innuendo like with Cale Hartman a comedian friend of mine who was just had his career destroyed by a rumor with no and he would have loved to go to court but with no evidence nothing just a rumor and that was the end of his career in comedy and he was kicking ass and taking names by the way I haven't spoken to him in a while I think he's an alcoholic now and the woman who accused him got all this attention and now she's working with on that HBO show 0.96
00:29:15.000 It's couch surfing, whatever it's called.
00:29:19.000 So, Roger, like, all this, hey, Gretchen Carlson, for example, she got 20 million dollars because Roger said, you know, you would have been doing better if you'd slept with me.
00:29:30.000 Do you know how many times we get that from homos here in the workforce? 1.00
00:29:33.000 Do you know how many gays have said stuff like that to me? 0.95
00:29:35.000 Do you know how long I spend in the shower with my arms wrapped around my knees crying? 0.78
00:29:41.000 Zero seconds.
00:29:43.000 Okay? 1.00
00:29:44.000 When gays make inappropriate comments about my sex or even grab my ass, I go, okay, relax. 1.00
00:29:53.000 Jesus. 1.00
00:29:54.000 I think it's funny if they go, if a gay boss or even a gay client said to me, you know that the, this contract would be, um, you'd be making a lot more money if you'd let me blow you. 1.00
00:30:06.000 I would say, well, 0.99
00:30:07.000 That amount would have to be in the tens of billions before I'd let you blow me, George.
00:30:14.000 And then I would laugh it off and maybe even go have a beer with him.
00:30:17.000 I wouldn't go, I need 20 million dollars now.
00:30:19.000 And that's what Gretchen Carlson got.
00:30:21.000 That little boy who was at that treacherous water slide where he was decapitated.
00:30:28.000 His head came off.
00:30:29.000 Totally unthinkable.
00:30:31.000 His family got $20 million.
00:30:34.000 So Gretchen Carlson got $20 million. 1.00
00:30:36.000 And I think, by the way, like the makeup artist that tried to screw me, figuratively, I think she had a rich lawyer boyfriend. 1.00
00:30:43.000 And he said, you're going to be persona non grata in media, but it'll be worth it for $20 million.
00:30:48.000 Let's go after him.
00:30:50.000 And they did, and it worked. 0.99
00:30:52.000 But the crazy part about that story is, I've talked to some reliable people, and they go, there actually was some pretty shady shit going on. 0.96
00:31:02.000 I was told that he would have women sit on his lap and do vocal exercises to test their diaphragms. 0.91
00:31:10.000 So he would put his hands up their shirt, hold on to their bare skin and say, all right, now just me, me, me, me, me.
00:31:20.000 And they would allow it.
00:31:23.000 Now where does that go in all of this?
00:31:25.000 That is the most egregious touching I've heard in a long time. 1.00
00:31:30.000 And I'm sexist, so I don't mind a slap on the ass. 0.99
00:31:33.000 I don't mind, I don't think sexual harassment should be a thing. 1.00
00:31:37.000 If you don't like your boss, quit.
00:31:40.000 But, putting your hands up a co-worker's top when you're the boss, that's a pretty good argument for sexual harassment.
00:31:50.000 That's pretty, pretty good.
00:31:53.000 I remember I told Lauren Savant that, and she goes, oh this, I don't know if I think Roger Ailes guilty, he seems like a good guy, I've met him a few times, and I go, well I told him what I just told you, and she goes, yeah, I did that, vocal exercises.
00:32:04.000 And I go, wow, Lauren, you're the only woman I've ever met who was sexually molested and didn't know.
00:32:08.000 I guess that's an argument for for my side, like sexual harassment is a thing.
00:32:15.000 She went on to become a big part of the Me Too movement because Harvey Weinstein beat off into a plant at a restaurant in front of her and she couldn't get out of the kitchen.
00:32:22.000 But why didn't she charge him?
00:32:25.000 We've been working on this phenomenon of creeps.
00:32:28.000 Us men have been working against creepy men for millennia.
00:32:33.000 It started with the Magna Carta.
00:32:35.000 We're pretty good at it now.
00:32:37.000 We're pretty good at sifting out liars.
00:32:39.000 We want to see DNA.
00:32:40.000 We got security cams.
00:32:41.000 We can throw rapists in jail. 0.78
00:32:43.000 Please.
00:32:44.000 You know, you talk to a cop and he goes, I want to put rapists in jail.
00:32:48.000 That's why I signed up.
00:32:50.000 I want to get bad guys. 1.00
00:32:51.000 And bad guys are murderers, thieves, and rapists, and pedophiles. 1.00
00:32:55.000 So please come to me. 1.00
00:32:56.000 I'm sitting here at my desk ready to rock.
00:33:04.000 So they shut down, I mean in many ways they shut down that whole network.
00:33:08.000 I heard, here's some more gossip I heard.
00:33:13.000 So there's some sort of deal in media in Britain, where when you sell a media company, there can be no contentious enterprises.
00:33:23.000 So say, you know, CRTV owned some sort of gay porn site, and you want to sell to a British company, they go, no, no, no, no, you're not including the gay porn site, get rid of that and we can talk.
00:33:37.000 Now contentious is obviously, um, uh, open to debate. 0.99
00:33:42.000 So Sky News and Fox News, I believe, and again, I'm an idiot. 0.92
00:33:49.000 So most of the time my rumors are correct. 0.93
00:33:51.000 They're often not, but, uh, that's what gossip is, right?
00:33:54.000 So this is a gossip.
00:33:56.000 So Sky News is worth something like $24 billion. 0.98
00:33:58.000 And, uh, actually I can just look that up right now just so you can see how stupid I am or how smart I am. 0.97
00:34:06.000 I'm gonna get an Alexa, by the way. 0.86
00:34:08.000 I was just at my cousin's house in Chicago, and it's really cool.
00:34:11.000 I don't care if they record me.
00:34:13.000 How much is Sky News worth, computer machine?
00:34:22.000 I'm not getting a number here.
00:34:25.000 On 9th of December, 21st Century Fox announced that it had made an offer to acquire the remainder of Skypec for 11 billion pounds.
00:34:32.000 11 billion pounds.
00:34:33.000 How much is 11 billion pounds?
00:34:36.000 I'm gonna guess it's like 16 billion dollars.
00:34:40.000 It is, yes Gavin, 16 billion dollars.
00:34:44.000 Alright, so I was off.
00:34:45.000 16 billion dollars.
00:34:47.000 And Fox News, God bless its cotton socks, it only nets about 800 million a year.
00:34:53.000 I think it's worth about 3 billion.
00:34:56.000 I think most media companies are worth one time's annum.
00:34:59.000 So whatever they grossed that year, they're worth.
00:35:00.000 And I think they gross about three million.
00:35:04.000 So if you want to acquire Sky News and Fox, you're, you don't want to get stuck with that contentious thing.
00:35:11.000 And so you want to dilute Fox News.
00:35:14.000 So I hear the Murdoch boys, James and I forget his other kid's name, rich kids, right?
00:35:20.000 Not, who didn't grow up hardscrabble like, you know, the billionaires that run most of these companies.
00:35:25.000 They're the next generation.
00:35:25.000 It's really Donald Trump and his kids.
00:35:27.000 Donald Trump would go to his, you know, the projects with his dad to rent collect. 0.56
00:35:32.000 And if you were, if you got the contract to make the projects in the Bronx, as Artie Lange points out, that was, you had to be a, basically a murderer.
00:35:40.000 I mean, you're fighting with the mob, all of these corrupt politicians.
00:35:44.000 I mean, that's hardcore.
00:35:45.000 So Donald Trump could beat you up in a fight.
00:35:48.000 I just saw on the cover of the Post today, James Comey was saying, I felt like I was talking to Sammy the Bull.
00:35:53.000 Yeah.
00:35:54.000 Is that, are you trying to make Trump sound bad?
00:35:56.000 Is that an insult?
00:35:58.000 Sammy the Bull?
00:35:59.000 One of the scariest guys in the mob? 0.99
00:36:02.000 Um, so I don't think Donald Trump's kids, I like them, but I don't think they have the kind of balls that Donnie has. 0.98
00:36:10.000 And I don't think the Murdoch sons have the kind of balls that Rupert does. 0.92
00:36:15.000 So they, remember there was that, they just did a bunch of terrible shows. 0.98
00:36:18.000 There was some like,
00:36:19.000 Popular populism.
00:36:20.000 They had some British guy coming into a show that didn't last.
00:36:22.000 I forget what it was called.
00:36:23.000 It was called like Revolution Now or something.
00:36:26.000 And they go and they try to bully people.
00:36:28.000 And I think they tried.
00:36:29.000 They said, we got to get rid of Bill O'Reilly.
00:36:30.000 They tried to get rid of Sean Hannity.
00:36:31.000 I'm sure they went through his life with a fine tooth comb trying to find some infidelities or sexual harassment. 0.95
00:36:37.000 Sean Hannity, by the way, is a nerd in a jock's body.
00:36:40.000 So you see this tough guy who plays MMA and throws a football.
00:36:43.000 He's a geek.
00:36:45.000 His personality looks like Bill Gates.
00:36:49.000 So he's not cheating on his wife.
00:36:50.000 He probably thinks it's kooky to have a vodka tonic.
00:36:55.000 And they did a good job.
00:36:57.000 And I think they'd like to attack Tucker and take him down because they want Fox News to be milquetoast so they can do this Sky News deal and sell the $16 billion.
00:37:09.000 But Tucker's ratings are too mental.
00:37:11.000 I think he's number one at Fox News because he fights and people love to see a brawl.
00:37:20.000 It is amazing though how Roger Ailes and Bill Shine were both sort of pushed out.
00:37:23.000 I think that was all.
00:37:24.000 Like maybe James Murdoch was behind the Roger Ailes thing.
00:37:29.000 Maybe he helped Gretchen Carlson start this ball rolling.
00:37:33.000 Who is that other chick who is Andrea Tenteros? 1.00
00:37:37.000 Holy crap is she hot. 1.00
00:37:40.000 If those boobs are real, I want to move to Africa, change my name, become a Muslim, and start a new life so I don't have to think in English anymore because those tits would haunt my dreams. 1.00
00:37:56.000 Is she on the cover of that book where she's bound? 0.99
00:37:58.000 Here's some gossip I heard about her.
00:38:01.000 I was told that she went in there and she asked for a major raise. 0.98
00:38:05.000 This is before all the sexual harassment stuff when they were kicking ass and taking names. 0.98
00:38:08.000 And Roger Ailes is a cheapskate, which is why their net is so high. 0.99
00:38:12.000 And oh, by the way, other funny thing. 0.99
00:38:16.000 I got in trouble for a few things, like the cunt thing was obviously the biggest one. 1.00
00:38:20.000 But I remember Bill Shine sat me down and goes, look, this company is run by a 1.00
00:38:26.000 Not a square guy from Ohio, but a very traditional guy from the Midwest.
00:38:29.000 He doesn't like rude words.
00:38:31.000 He doesn't like, like we don't even, he doesn't like fluids.
00:38:33.000 So don't say the word barf.
00:38:34.000 And he told me a story Bill Shine did about how a journalist or a, uh, whatever, a pundit on the news had talked about Hillary Clinton and went like a gagging thing.
00:38:46.000 And that really pissed off Ailes.
00:38:47.000 Cause he goes, this might be the next president of the United States.
00:38:50.000 I don't want you making vomit gestures about her while people are eating their breakfast, watching Fox news.
00:38:56.000 He was a good businessman.
00:38:57.000 That's what no one else notices about... Yes, he screwed up.
00:39:00.000 Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts, absolutely. 0.91
00:39:02.000 He massaged some torsos.
00:39:04.000 But, um... Let's not let that trivialize his incredible business acumen.
00:39:10.000 I mean, if you had infinite power like that and you were controlling billions of dollars, might you have a nine sit on your lap and might you touch her torso? 0.76
00:39:19.000 Might you? 0.97
00:39:21.000 If you were ugly and had never been laid and had been a pariah sexually your whole life, like Robert Crumb, what did Robert Crumb do the second he got popular? 1.00
00:39:29.000 He started jumping on women and biting their tits. 1.00
00:39:32.000 And he was a hero. 1.00
00:39:33.000 Hey, he's such a cool pervert. 0.98
00:39:35.000 Oh my god, he loves big women and he loves riding on their backs! 1.00
00:39:40.000 That's what a lot of these guys, like ales, are.
00:39:45.000 But I heard that Tenteros, um, said I want a huge raise.
00:39:50.000 They said, well, you have a book coming out, you're the part of a panel of a very popular show called The Five.
00:39:56.000 Uh, no. 0.99
00:39:58.000 How about you fuck off for a year and then you come groveling back to me? 1.00
00:40:03.000 And it was about to work. 1.00
00:40:06.000 So say nothing had happened during that year.
00:40:08.000 She would have come groveling back and said, look, I need to push my book.
00:40:11.000 I, me being on TV is like a, an hour long ad for my book every day.
00:40:16.000 That's irresistible publicity, which Ailes understood.
00:40:20.000 He always said, like, I'm not going to pay people like Gavin.
00:40:23.000 They'll have a book out.
00:40:24.000 I'll just get authors out and A, they're experts on the subject and B, they're trying to hawk something.
00:40:28.000 So I get an enthusiastic expert for free.
00:40:32.000 That was basically their business model. 0.99
00:40:35.000 So she's about to come groveling back, and then the sexual harassment shit hits the fan, and she comes back and hits him with the suit. 1.00
00:40:42.000 I think she got $3 million. 0.99
00:40:44.000 So she went from groveling to $3 million, all because Gretchen Carlson's rich husband said, let's take these guys to the cleaners, and they did, for $20 million.
00:40:56.000 So you ruined a news network.
00:41:00.000 Tamara Holder, I think, did too.
00:41:01.000 I don't know her case.
00:41:02.000 I'm very careful.
00:41:03.000 She's an angry lady, and of course, I think her legacy is my meme. 1.00
00:41:09.000 Tamara Holder's legacy, as far as I'm concerned, is when I said you'd be much happier at home.
00:41:13.000 It was probably one of the greatest moments in the history of television, really.
00:41:18.000 Really was.
00:41:18.000 It was like Lucy eating the chocolates off the assembly line.
00:41:21.000 There's that.
00:41:25.000 There's Johnny Carson's last episode.
00:41:28.000 There's when they turned out the lights at Cheers.
00:41:30.000 And there's me telling Tamara Holder she'd be happier at home.
00:41:32.000 She sued them and got a bunch of money.
00:41:34.000 Now, I don't know the case.
00:41:36.000 Maybe she was brutally molested. 0.98
00:41:39.000 She should have called the cops if that was the case.
00:41:41.000 She's a lawyer for crying out loud. 0.97
00:41:43.000 But the right had one outlet, and it's only, you know, really 10 years old, 15 years old, as far as being effective.
00:41:53.000 The left bought and owns, because a lot of, you know, rich people went to private schools.
00:41:59.000 And Joe Strummer from The Clash is part of this too, in many ways.
00:42:03.000 Rich people went to private schools.
00:42:05.000 They're liberal.
00:42:06.000 Because they went to Indonesia and tasted some little shrimp cocktails, and then they went over to, like, the Congo, where people are eating babies' faces, and they went, you know, on a safari ride.
00:42:19.000 And then they had a delicious pastry with, like, some cuckoo sauce.
00:42:25.000 And then they went to some other hellhole, some other shithole country and just had the top 1%.
00:42:30.000 So they end up with this very multicultural liberal view of society.
00:42:33.000 They also like socialism because they've had nothing but free money and it worked out for them.
00:42:38.000 So if you look at donors, you know, on Capitol Hill, you'll see the top ones tend to be Democrats.
00:42:45.000 And so the news, which is run by rich people for the most part, tends to be left-wing.
00:42:49.000 Now there was one source, Fox News,
00:42:52.000 And the rich kids, the James Murdochs, started eating at it like piranhas.
00:42:57.000 And then these women get in there and with sexual harassment, it's a very ambiguous legal area, a very gray area. 0.98
00:43:05.000 All you really need is good lawyers and you can say, I was made to feel uncomfortable at work.
00:43:10.000 That's a charge.
00:43:10.000 And then you shut down Fox News.
00:43:15.000 So these women were hired because they're hot. 1.00
00:43:18.000 And then they ended up biting them in the ass, just like, you know, women on a pirate ship. 1.00
00:43:22.000 Seems like a good idea at the beginning. 0.99
00:43:24.000 And then the next thing you know, there's a mutiny on the bounty and the pirates are stabbing each other and getting, the captain gets thrown overboard.
00:43:31.000 That's really what happened to Fox News.
00:43:33.000 The pirates invited a woman on board, a pretty woman, because they were drunk and it did not pan out well.
00:43:40.000 I'm sure I got a million other stories.
00:43:42.000 Oh yeah, one brief thing I wanted to say before I go is,
00:43:45.000 How cool Fox News corporate is.
00:43:49.000 Well, there's two sides to that coin.
00:43:51.000 One, there's a thing called media relations.
00:43:53.000 I did a Rebel video about this where it's these women who control HR and hiring and firing and they're evil and they are scared of any kind of controversy. 1.00
00:44:02.000 So if Vanity Fair has one writer, like I think his name's J.D.
00:44:06.000 Jacobson or something.
00:44:08.000 If Vanity Fair has a hit piece on Fox, no one from Vanity Fair to come on the show.
00:44:12.000 That's women avoiding confrontation. 1.00
00:44:13.000 That's not how men do business. 0.75
00:44:15.000 That's a bad idea.
00:44:17.000 And they're probably the ones who shut me down.
00:44:19.000 And no one knows who they are, where they are.
00:44:20.000 They just get an email.
00:44:22.000 Hey, I want to have this guy on the show.
00:44:23.000 And they just get an email.
00:44:24.000 No, thank you.
00:44:25.000 Or they don't want it on paper, or a record of it.
00:44:28.000 So they just get a call at your desk.
00:44:29.000 Hello?
00:44:30.000 Hi.
00:44:31.000 Your idea to have JD Blukenblak on the show?
00:44:33.000 No, thank you.
00:44:34.000 And then they hang up. 0.99
00:44:35.000 So that sucks. 1.00
00:44:36.000 That's women ruining Fox. 1.00
00:44:38.000 But above that, which is called the second floor, those people understood that it's stressful being in media and they're making a lot of money off of these workaholics.
00:44:49.000 And by the way, the irony with Fox News is they talk about family values all the time.
00:44:54.000 None of these people have kids.
00:44:55.000 And the few that do are neglecting their kids because they're at Fox News all day.
00:45:00.000 So what are you talking about family values for when you're not at home with your daughter?
00:45:04.000 Like that whole outnumbered thing where women talk about family value. 1.00
00:45:08.000 Ladies, go home. 1.00
00:45:10.000 Your kids are with a stranger right now.
00:45:13.000 A nanny, a Jamaican nanny is on her phone in the park and you're talking about how important motherhood is.
00:45:19.000 Why don't you try it? 0.98
00:45:21.000 Put your, put your mammaries where your mouth is. 1.00
00:45:25.000 I meant that's your breastfeed. 1.00
00:45:26.000 I don't, that was kind of a stretch as far as a joke.
00:45:29.000 Um,
00:45:30.000 But, like, uh, I knew this cameraman who was a junkie, and I would see him nodding out in the front in the smoking section.
00:45:39.000 I think his name was Steve Gender.
00:45:40.000 And, um, he appeared to be a junkie, I should say.
00:45:44.000 Now, any other company, you're fired. 1.00
00:45:46.000 Get the hell out of here, you disgusting pig. 1.00
00:45:48.000 And I have no, this is just a rumor, by the way. 1.00
00:45:50.000 I have no confirmation he was a junkie.
00:45:52.000 But I, my understanding is they gave him a great severance package, rehab if he wanted, all this other stuff.
00:45:58.000 But Bob Beckel was clearly a coke head. 0.99
00:46:01.000 He made references to good cocaine on the show many times.
00:46:03.000 Oh, they stuck to me, I get the good stuff.
00:46:05.000 He had nosebleeds on the air!
00:46:09.000 I think he had a deviated septum.
00:46:10.000 I think his septum, that means the middle of your nose, is gone from, you know, the corrosive cocaine additives.
00:46:18.000 Eats away at your actual nose.
00:46:20.000 They sent him to rehab.
00:46:21.000 Best rehabs there are, like 45 grand.
00:46:24.000 He goes there, comes back, gets re-hooked.
00:46:26.000 They send him back!
00:46:27.000 $90,000 on Fox's dime.
00:46:33.000 Or Bill Schultz.
00:46:34.000 I think he was boozing a lot, and he never went on red-eye drunk.
00:46:40.000 But I think some people had it out for him, and they knew that he boozed off-air, so they decided to use that against him, and they said, go to rehab.
00:46:47.000 He said no, and they said, well, sorry, we can't have you here.
00:46:49.000 That's actually not a great example of how Fox is awesome. 0.99
00:46:52.000 But the big picture is, I think the view there is that women get treated like shit, and they're sex objects, and it's an evil corporation, but they treat their employees very well. 1.00
00:47:04.000 They're happy to send you to rehab. 1.00
00:47:06.000 They're happy to try to work it out.
00:47:07.000 They're happy to give you time off, find a replacement for you.
00:47:12.000 Suzanne Scott, Bill Shine, and Roger Ailes are good people who run a tight ship.
00:47:21.000 Yeah, so I'm glad I got that in at the end.
00:47:26.000 That's it.
00:47:29.000 Rich people should not run major media corporations.
00:47:33.000 They haven't experienced hard work.
00:47:36.000 This is well documented in the Tower Records doc, All Things Must Pass, where you realize that massive successful corporation was successful because all the top brass had done the dirty work.
00:47:48.000 They'd stacked records.
00:47:49.000 They'd built record shelves.
00:47:51.000 They'd worked the till.
00:47:52.000 The CEO, the chief financial officer,
00:47:55.000 The controller, yes, Comptroller is pronounced controller.
00:48:00.000 Counts, the guy who opened up the Japan offices, they were all stock boys.
00:48:04.000 That's when they won.
00:48:05.000 But when do you lose?
00:48:06.000 When you have the Murdoch boys come in and handle it.
00:48:09.000 You also lose when you hire women just because they're hot. 1.00
00:48:14.000 That's it for today, folks.
00:48:15.000 Thank you for tuning in.
00:48:16.000 I would encourage you to go to CRTV.com and check out my show, also named Get Off My Lawn, the eponymous Get Off My Lawn.
00:48:28.000 You can put in the promo code GAVIN.
00:48:30.000 You can also get 30 days for free.
00:48:32.000 Other great shows on there include Mark
00:48:35.000 Mark Levin, like every time I want to talk about Syria or something, actually Syria's a bad example because I think he's pro-war there, but every time I want to talk about the Constitution or senators or... Mark Levin is so intelligent that I have trouble reading his books because they're too dense.
00:48:51.000 Like I can't be tired if I'm gonna read Mark Levin.
00:48:54.000 He's like Mark Stein or Buchanan in that sense.
00:48:58.000 They're so thorough.
00:49:00.000 That it's like eating steak for breakfast.
00:49:02.000 You gotta wait until lunch and you have to have, you know, it has to be a Friday.
00:49:08.000 Crowder, of course, is wonderful.
00:49:10.000 They've got all kinds of new shows too, outside of Roaming Millennial, Conservative Millennials on there.
00:49:18.000 This new rant dude is fun and Nate Madden is awesome.
00:49:24.000 John's good too.
00:49:25.000 I mean it's a wonderful network that I don't understand why you need anything else.
00:49:31.000 I should probably handle the humor because I'm not as smart as everyone there and I want to just do that.
00:49:36.000 I want to do Kim Kardashian stuff and keep it light and why I hate life hacks but
00:49:41.000 I have trouble being silent when I see things like, you know, Christians being slaughtered in northern Iraq and white farmers in South Africa having their children murdered in front of them, being boiled alive and all this stuff.
00:49:55.000 So sometimes I got to get serious.
00:49:57.000 And when I have Austin Peterson on, like I did yesterday, talking about 0.99
00:50:01.000 We have to take the fight to the left and try to get our guns back instead of arguing about bump stocks and stupid little negotiations like that. 0.99
00:50:08.000 Then I got to be serious. 0.99
00:50:09.000 But for the most part, I'm going to be the comic relief on the show.
00:50:12.000 And then this podcast, I'm determined to keep politics out of it as much as possible.
00:50:16.000 I know I got a little political with this episode.
00:50:19.000 It is Fox News, but I want to keep this as light as possible because as Breitbart said, politics is downstream from culture.
00:50:28.000 And Mariah Carey and Miley Cyrus are just as crucial to the American fabric as Bill C-16 about the Internal Tax Revenue Program and how that could be subjugated over the course of a three-year program.
00:50:46.000 As Nick Gillespie, back when we were speaking, said, who was the Speaker of the House in 1930?
00:50:51.000 I don't know.
00:50:53.000 Who was Shirley Temple? 1.00
00:50:56.000 I know.
00:50:58.000 Goodbye and see you on Monday.