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00:00:00.000Picking up garbage has nothing to do with helping the environment.
00:01:46.000And then I said to him, and this is a good litmus test to people who don't get it.
00:01:52.000If I was to take a canoe with a dryer, the kind of dryer you have in your home that dries your clothes.
00:01:59.000If I was to get on a canoe with my dryer and boat out to the middle of the lake and then dump it and canoe back, have I hurt the environment?
00:02:25.000Now, I'm sure with a fridge, there's Freon and there's chemicals.
00:02:30.000I'm sure there's like, uh, you know, if you were to, to throw out 50 gallons of polyurethane, that might be an issue that might get into the water.
00:02:38.000So if you're going to do that on Earth Day,
00:02:40.000Stop people from pouring polyurethane into the sewers?
00:04:15.000Every blade of grass is a perfect height and it is totally overstaffed.
00:04:20.000There's about, I'd say a dozen guys work there full time with their fluorescent orange vests on and their green Dickies and their Timberlands.
00:04:29.000And they each have a truck, big, beautiful new GMC truck.
00:04:35.000That they drive around with the stickers on it.
00:05:31.000They're just staring at these rich people, and these rich people, they all get together and they got their cleaning up the environment Earth Day gear on.
00:05:38.000So they got hiking boots, and their Lululemons, and they all have gloves on.
00:05:42.000Super fancy gloves for picking up garbage.
00:05:45.000You think there's gonna be any syringes?
00:06:04.000That, by the way, doesn't help the environment either.
00:06:08.000Picking up syringes in a park has nothing to do with environmentalism.
00:06:12.000It's just better for humans because they're not stepping on AIDS.
00:06:16.000So, I can't resist staring at these people and taking pictures.
00:06:23.000The pictures, by the way, are just tons of guys in fluorescent orange vests driving around in trucks, staring at these rich people, scratching their heads.
00:06:30.000And the rich people, this is what they did.
00:06:31.000So they had, I would say, 20 boxes of contractor bags.
00:06:36.000They probably got a budget that was like five grand.
00:09:36.000I couldn't imagine just watching the numbers as I'm filling the tank just going zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
00:09:49.000And then I go, well, so what does that last for, like 10 years?
00:09:52.000No, no, couple trips, and you gotta fill it up again.
00:09:54.000Anyway, so that's the kind of money that's going on in this park, and 30 people are going through it, where at least a dozen employees have been picking up garbage professionally forever, and there's no garbage anywhere.
00:10:09.000And I just saw this one fat, spoiled brat.
00:10:13.000She was maybe 21, an ass way too big for her body.
00:10:17.000Of course she's wearing yoga pants, so I can see her labia.
00:10:21.000Ladies, I'm a pervert, but I'm even getting a little tired of seeing you naked with just different colored legs.
00:10:28.000Like it's- there's nothing not nude about you except the color.
00:13:32.000I think one of their main donors was Jewish, and he said, um, if you, I will only continue to donate to this organization if you never discuss immigration and never criticize it.
00:13:46.000And so the Sierra Club said, half of them said, fuck that, that's ridiculous, and the other half said, done, deal.
00:15:08.000You know, my buddy lives in the country up in Canada near Perth.
00:15:12.000And, uh, his wife's a teacher, and they separate all the cans and the plastics, and then they, all the kids get together, classroom by classroom, they go and they put it in big dumpsters out back.
00:15:25.000And then this farmer who's got a big hole in his property goes, you know what?
00:15:28.000I'll come pick it up for a hundred bucks.
00:15:30.000I'll bring you the dumpster, fill it up with whatever you want, I'll dump it in my hole for a hundred bucks, and of course he dumps it all together, plastics and garbage and anything you want.
00:15:37.000You can have a nuclear bomb in there and I'll throw it in the hole.
00:15:42.000And so the school wants to save money, so they go, fine, yeah, let's just go with that guy.
00:15:47.000Let's separate all the cans, do all the environmental stuff, and then it'll all just be thrown together in his hole.
00:15:53.000And my buddy says to his teacher wife, Sandy, I changed her name, Sandy, you have to tell the kids that!
00:17:01.000T-ball, with t-ball you have to think.
00:17:04.000The other day he came into my bedroom and he goes, and forgive me if I've told you this, but every time I think about it, it makes me laugh.
00:17:11.000He comes in, he comes in at all hours, by the way.
00:18:33.000And we go down to a record store in Port Chester, here in the burbs, called Clockwork Records.
00:18:40.000It's an old cop named Mike, who was a detective, but he was a punk in the CBGB days, and we know all the same guys.
00:18:48.000And so I have a beer with him in the back room, spent a bunch of money, and I, speaking of bullshit detectors, I just go, Mike, what is Record Store Day?
00:18:58.000And he goes, it's a fucking nightmare!
00:19:01.000So supposedly you're supposed to get records cheaper than normal And you get to use the hashtag record store day and more people come to your store But and then you're not allowed to sell them on the online.
00:19:14.000You got to keep them in your store He goes I blew seven grand on this shit And I'm stuck with him, and I don't know what people are gonna like.
00:19:23.000I bought a bunch of Jimmy Page records No one wants Jimmy Page.
00:19:46.000It doesn't help your career to play at South by Southwest.
00:19:48.000But everyone goes, because it seems like that's what you do.
00:19:53.000So National Record Store Day, and I went down, it was more to show support for him, but it's just a fake day where they pretend they're providing you with free advertising and helping your store, but it's just a made-up day.
00:20:07.000And there's, as my dad always said, there's a lot of money in lies.
00:23:23.000He took a picture of himself with the Statue of Liberty and said, look at this regal, beautiful, powerful, and then, of course, there's a statue.
00:23:34.000He mentioned the pedophilia thing, which I don't think people should do.
00:23:38.000You know, when you say like, uh, when you defend yourself too much, you say, look, I know you've heard about this thing and let me tell you, it's not what you heard.
00:23:44.000And now you just brought, you gave free advertising to the thing.
00:23:52.000And by the way, if you're not caught up, he said that he had a sexual relationship when he was 14 and that was perfectly normal with an older man.
00:24:51.000And if Nazi skinheads could be at an event, and they're all, they all agree with each other, but there's going to be a fight just because that's who they are.
00:25:16.000So he showed up at an Antifa thing, and he was one of the first to say, let's fight back!
00:25:21.000So he brought a stick and he started beating them.
00:25:23.000He, by the way, is looking at nine years in prison.
00:25:26.000Because they've decided that because he wrapped tape around the bottom of the stick, it was a billy club.
00:25:34.000And that's a weapon so he caused it's a felony caused major damage.
00:25:38.000It's it's a complete witch hunt like this guy Kyle Chapman also got charged recently because he had a keychain that had like a little sort of a dummy plastic thing for fighting because the guy gets attacked constantly Antifa
00:25:53.000Pepper sprayed him in his car and then started vandalizing his car while holding the doors shut.
00:25:58.000A mob of them destroyed his car with him in it.
00:26:01.000They were trying to pepper spray him too, while he was in the car.
00:26:05.000I mean, being pepper sprayed sucks, trust me.
00:26:21.000The hangover is a form of stress and it's giving me herpes.
00:26:27.000Anyway, he was driving around in his truck and they had a Trump, big huge Trump flag and a big huge America flag coming up from the back of his trunk.
00:26:38.000And as he's driving around, it's in this hippie-dippie park, and they call the cops.
00:26:44.000They go, there's a man driving around with a racist flag!
00:26:47.000It's called America and the President!
00:26:50.000And then he pulls up on a sand dune to take a picture of himself.
00:26:54.000He gets charged with riding the sand dunes illegally, even though he just parked on them.
00:27:00.000And then they find that little plastic weapon on his keychain, which he didn't even know was illegal, and they bust him for having an illegal weapon.
00:27:06.000And that's added to the Billy Club charges.
00:27:09.000He's also got some other charge where he got in a fight at a bar, and, uh, I think he threw a stool at this guy who was attacking him.
00:28:15.000And there was tears like popping out of his eyes.
00:28:18.000They weren't even going down by the nose.
00:28:20.000They were coming out of the middle and pouring down like that black football player meme where the guy's crying the national anthem and the tears are leaping out of his eyeballs.
00:30:47.000I mean, I went to meet Tommy Robinson, and 12 police followed him to the pub, and pulled him over before he got there, and questioned him on where he was going.
00:30:57.000They will throw you in jail for a tweet, yet child rape gangs are okay?
00:32:51.000We're at the top of the stairs and I just jumped down the stairs.
00:32:57.000So they go flying down a flight of stairs.
00:33:00.000These two 300 pound men, they go careening down the stairs and he made sure the perps body was the one that hit first, but they're both knocked unconscious.
00:33:15.000So he consciously knocked himself out to fast forward to the end of the fight and the other guy was just destroyed and they had to take him to the hospital and, you know, this cop hasn't been the same since.
00:33:26.000He didn't file a complaint though, so he can't get that bad back pension.
00:35:05.000We both try to avoid spirits because we've noticed that when we, with his case it's whiskey, with me it's bourbon, we can't handle our liquor.
00:36:43.000Like, I get cankers sometimes, and my daughter's complaining about a canker, and I'm realizing, holy crap, you're gonna have cankers your whole life the same way I do.
00:37:51.000Because I'm shooting my other show, CRTV Tonight, with Gavin McInnes.
00:37:55.000The eponymous talk show where we have live guests and we have a little interview in the middle and then we do a little game show at the end, viral video, stuff like that.