Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - May 22, 2018


Get Off My Lawn Podcast #52 | Did you ever write a song when you're baked?

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Gavin McInnes
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Joe Rogan Howard Stern Pitch Eric Jason Tommy Robinson Jack Flash Donald Trump Blue Iris Beetlejuice Freddy Gavin I'LL FUCKING KILL Terry Richardson Joey Buttafuoco Anthony Cumia Carl Weathers Eddie Murphy Stan Lee Gen Z Nemo and 40 more
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When you become 47, almost half a century old, you go, "I should try some pot" right? And then when you become a millennial, you start smoking pot? And then your wife and I should try to get some pot? And we'll smoke a spliff that's the size of a hockey player's sock full of Christmas treats on December 24th. And then we'll watch a horror movie and poop our pants and then make love and then we make love. It'll be more sensual, we'll also watch maybe a comedy and be more giggly pants. How about these people that just smoke a gram at work like John Serino? I remember it from my heyday when I used to deal it when I was in college. But let's get some of that marijuana going again, shall we? We'll smoke some "Doobie" again, and we'll drink a scary movie, and make love, and then poo our pants. And you don't even realize how totally self-indulgent this is? I'm realizing now that this is my second podcast and I'm doing this the way I do this. I may be repeating things I said in my first podcast. I don't miss my age, by the time I get to my age. I may have to do a thing where I try to do this a second time. That's like Wayne Gretzky vs. Gav vs. Gretzki. I mean, Gav and I play a song that I make a video of us beating me at hockey and then I beat him at hockey. That's a little bit better than Gav beats me at Gav plays me in a hockey game and then Gav tries to beat me at me in hockey and Gav does it better than I do it like that in a song he makes me beat me like that. It's like a song I make me beat Gav has a song about Gav v Gav. And you And you and you And You And you that's my jam, that s my jam. Do you like that song? I would like to know what you think of that song Gav's jam? Gav & I would love to make a song like that Gav makes me do that? And Gav gets annihilated by Gav s stoned and Gave me a song and I get annihilated in a studio to make me some of my jam?

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00:00:01.000 Do you ever write a song when you're baked?
00:00:03.000 I don't smoke pot anymore.
00:00:04.000 It's funny, when you become 47, your thing is like... I can't believe I just said like.
00:00:09.000 Your thing is, I need to smoke more pot.
00:00:14.000 It becomes a New Year's resolution.
00:00:16.000 When you're young, you go, I gotta stop smoking so much pot.
00:00:20.000 And then when you become 47, almost half a century old, you go, I should talk to some of these millennials that are smoking marijuana and try to procure some.
00:00:31.000 And then my wife and I should maybe get a one hit or some sort of a bong device and start doing marijuana. 0.98
00:00:40.000 I remember it from my heyday.
00:00:42.000 I used to deal it when I was in college.
00:00:44.000 But let's get some of that marijuana going again.
00:00:47.000 We'll smoke a quote-unquote doobie.
00:00:50.000 And we will watch a horror movie and poop our pants. 0.77
00:00:54.000 And then we will make love. 0.83
00:00:56.000 It'll be more sensual.
00:00:58.000 We'll also watch maybe a comedy and be more giggly pants.
00:01:03.000 How about these people that just smoke a gram at work?
00:01:08.000 Like John Serino.
00:01:09.000 Sorry John, I'm outing you.
00:01:11.000 At Anthony Cumia's show.
00:01:13.000 He'll just go up on the roof and smoke a spliff that's the size of a hockey player's sock full of Christmas treats on December 24th.
00:01:22.000 He'll just throw that back and I assume hallucinate
00:01:30.000 I smoked recent pot recently and I almost died.
00:01:34.000 In fact, I considered calling 9-1-1.
00:01:36.000 I was lying on the floor.
00:01:38.000 This is at my old ad agency, Rooster.
00:01:41.000 I was lying on the floor with my shirt off and we had cement floors.
00:01:45.000 It was like a loft kind of a space.
00:01:47.000 I was lying on the cement trying to get cold into my torso because I was dying.
00:01:52.000 Because I was higher than like five hits of LSD.
00:01:57.000 And I thought, I don't want to call 911 because I don't like the idea of being in a gurney right now and having to go to the hospital and being operated on, whatever they do.
00:02:07.000 Actually, no, I didn't go that far.
00:02:08.000 It was just the idea of guys, like EMT dudes, picking me up, putting me on the gurney, taking me in the elevator, going downstairs, getting in, even that, even that part. 0.99
00:02:19.000 Fuck the trip to Roosevelt Hospital. 0.98
00:02:22.000 Just the idea of being in a gurney was too much. 1.00
00:02:25.000 So I thought, I'll just sit here and die.
00:02:29.000 But um, I have written some pretty good jams.
00:02:33.000 You want to hear a jam I wrote?
00:02:35.000 Well, I've told you in the previous episodes the songs I wrote on heroin.
00:02:39.000 There was this song
00:02:49.000 Um, not a hit.
00:02:50.000 You know, it was no Jumpin' Jack Flash, but I wrote it on smack.
00:02:56.000 That's actually, just to take a time out here, I'm realizing now that was a very witty joke I made while on heroin.
00:03:03.000 Because I said to my friend JP, you know how people on heroin write great songs?
00:03:07.000 Well here I just wrote one and then I said that.
00:03:11.000 Now I've only done heroin a smattering of times and it was as a very young man.
00:03:15.000 I definitely was not a junkie but... That was pretty funny for someone who basically being on heroin is like having your limbs removed.
00:03:25.000 So there's just a torso sitting on the couch
00:03:28.000 Making a pretty good joke.
00:03:31.000 Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty funny.
00:03:36.000 But the song I wrote, um, on marijuana was also, this is like, probably 1999.
00:03:42.000 Noin, nointy nointy noin.
00:03:42.000 1999.
00:03:44.000 As, uh, uh, Baba Booey would say. 1.00
00:03:46.000 And, uh, it was...
00:03:59.000 Did you get caught when your heart got caught in the dark?
00:04:02.000 You don't even ever stop.
00:04:05.000 And you.
00:04:06.000 And you.
00:04:08.000 That's it.
00:04:08.000 I remember Soroush Advice in our early days, I caught him at his desk singing that song and he's like, who is that again?
00:04:14.000 I go, dude, that's me, baked.
00:04:17.000 That's my jam.
00:04:18.000 That's my stone jam.
00:04:21.000 I tried to get Dan Keys, that's a musician, and Andrew WK to give me some of their studio time where I would get annihilated, baked, stoned.
00:04:32.000 Do people still say baked?
00:04:34.000 And then you take that song that I make and we make a song.
00:04:38.000 And I'm realizing now how totally self-indulgent that fantasy is.
00:04:43.000 That's like saying to Wayne Gretzky, let's do a thing where I play you, I try to beat you at hockey and then you beat me and then we make a video of us like it's Gav versus Gretzky. 0.53
00:05:01.000 I don't miss marijuana.
00:05:03.000 When you get to my age, by the way, this is my second try doing this podcast and I, I, uh, I may have, I may be repeating things that I said in the first time, but.
00:05:15.000 Um, I don't, I don't miss marijuana, but when you get to be my age, 47, you, on your to-do list, one of your New Year's resolutions is, I would like to get back on the marijuana train.
00:05:28.000 I'd like to try pot again.
00:05:29.000 I remember doing a lot of pot as a young man.
00:05:32.000 Let's get some pot going again. 0.99
00:05:34.000 I gotta open the window.
00:05:37.000 I'm gonna walk over the window.
00:05:37.000 It's hot in here.
00:05:39.000 I'm actually at home.
00:05:40.000 We're in the home studio here, folks.
00:05:42.000 So this is gonna sound quiet for a sec.
00:05:45.000 While I go over to the Wendy... Well, wait a minute.
00:05:48.000 I'm not gonna do that.
00:05:48.000 No.
00:05:50.000 Because the window will be open and then my wife will hear me talking out this window and into her window on the other floor. 1.00
00:05:59.000 Fuck it. 1.00
00:06:00.000 Let's just cook in here. 1.00
00:06:01.000 Let's just you and me cook.
00:06:04.000 And talk about cookin' drugs. 1.00
00:06:06.000 Cookin' Mary Jane. 1.00
00:06:10.000 But, um...
00:06:12.000 Yeah, your news resolution as you get older is, I want to try more marijuana.
00:06:15.000 I have to get back on the marijuana train.
00:06:17.000 It's good for my marriage.
00:06:18.000 It's good for horror movies.
00:06:19.000 It's good for comedies.
00:06:21.000 I want to smoke pot again.
00:06:22.000 But it's like saying I want to get back on doing LSD.
00:06:29.000 Like, it's just too intense.
00:06:32.000 I remember when I was a kid, my parents would have pot in the closet and it was like a garbage bag's worth.
00:06:39.000 And that would be maybe two parties.
00:06:41.000 Because it was like sub-tobacco back then.
00:06:44.000 Tobacco got you higher.
00:06:46.000 And now, this stuff, I've tried it recently.
00:06:51.000 It's crippling.
00:06:53.000 You don't want to call ER.
00:06:54.000 And I'm sorry if I've already said that story, but I can't remember.
00:06:57.000 There's actually a video of me doing it, where I smoked a big, huge bong hit at Rooster, when I had that ad agency Rooster, and it was... Oh, God.
00:07:08.000 It was hell on earth.
00:07:12.000 Crippling. 1.00
00:07:13.000 Maybe it's because when you get older you don't like being out of control.
00:07:17.000 You know, the idea of doing mushrooms or LSD or even MDMA at this age. 0.99
00:07:22.000 It was fun when you were 21 and they thought you could bankrupt me, sue me, kill me, I don't give a shit. 0.97
00:07:29.000 But now when you have, you know, mortgages and properties and taxes and children and you're worried about their education, the idea of being on acid. 0.99
00:07:39.000 Oh my god, I want to puke just thinking about it.
00:07:43.000 What a different world.
00:07:45.000 But I think pot is good for you.
00:07:46.000 And I think it's great for a marriage. 0.98
00:07:47.000 I think it's great for sex. 0.97
00:07:49.000 It's great for making movies crazier. 0.89
00:07:51.000 I remember when I was dating my wife, um, we smoked some dubes and we watched The Others. 0.96
00:08:00.000 Which, I don't like when I bring this up with people and they go, oh man, you didn't figure out that movie at the first fucking 10 minutes? 0.93
00:08:07.000 So predictable. 1.00
00:08:09.000 Fuck you. 1.00
00:08:10.000 It is an excellent horror movie. 1.00
00:08:14.000 And it is cripplingly scary.
00:08:19.000 The secret to a horror movie, by the way, is there has to be plausibility.
00:08:24.000 So, like, the fog is a good concept, because I don't know what's in the fog.
00:08:27.000 Jaws is a horror movie, by the way.
00:08:30.000 No, it's a thriller. 1.00
00:08:31.000 Fuck you, it's a horror movie. 1.00
00:08:33.000 Because I don't know what's in the water. 1.00
00:08:35.000 Maybe there is a giant shark.
00:08:37.000 Sharks are five million years old.
00:08:39.000 Maybe there's a shark I hadn't heard about.
00:08:40.000 I can get into that.
00:08:44.000 It's darkness in the sea.
00:08:46.000 But when it's like, no offense to young people, but Freddy?
00:08:51.000 Or even Jason.
00:08:52.000 I gotta admit, I was scared of Jason because I saw that movie when I was a young man.
00:08:56.000 And, you know, horror has different generations, right?
00:09:00.000 Like, with my people, I'm Gen X, so we're petrified of the forest because Jason is there and he's gonna kill us.
00:09:05.000 By the way, handy trick if you're walking through the forest and you don't want Jason to kill you.
00:09:10.000 Say things that are incongruous, that couldn't possibly be in a horror movie, and they don't fit the scenario.
00:09:17.000 So if you're walking through a forest in pitch blackness at 2 in the morning, go, I like Mickey Mouse!
00:09:23.000 He's my friend!
00:09:25.000 Look at his white gloves!
00:09:26.000 I wish I had white gloves!
00:09:28.000 That would never be in a Friday the 13th movie. 0.58
00:09:31.000 So, for some reason, Jason won't appear and kill you. 0.99
00:09:34.000 It has to be silly. 0.82
00:09:38.000 And then the next generation, so young Gen X, old Millennials, they're obsessed with Freddy. 0.99
00:09:44.000 Which I couldn't give less of a shit about Freddy. 0.98
00:09:46.000 I had a nightmare last night that I lost my wallet. 0.98
00:09:49.000 In the dream I go, you didn't lose your wallet dude, wake up.
00:09:52.000 Or just accept.
00:09:53.000 Actually, you know what?
00:09:54.000 I remember this vividly.
00:09:55.000 Not vividly, but pretty good.
00:09:58.000 Keep dreaming, dude.
00:09:59.000 Just know you didn't lose your wallet.
00:10:01.000 You're good.
00:10:02.000 You're thinking you lost your wallet because you drank too much and you feel like you lost control.
00:10:11.000 And so your body is trying to punish you for drinking too much.
00:10:15.000 And so it's using the wallet as a metaphor.
00:10:18.000 But you're good.
00:10:19.000 Okay.
00:10:20.000 Thanks, brain.
00:10:22.000 Hey, can I fly?
00:10:24.000 No, we're not that advanced.
00:10:26.000 Oh, okay. 1.00
00:10:27.000 Can I, like, kill a nun or something? 1.00
00:10:29.000 Why, you wanna kill a nun? 1.00
00:10:30.000 No, no, no, no, I'm just wondering what the parameters are of this lucid dreaming. 0.91
00:10:35.000 It's, you know what, I'm like a bureaucrat in my own lucid dream getting annoyed with my own asleep brain. 1.00
00:10:41.000 You know what, fuck you. 1.00
00:10:46.000 Sometimes I have these ideas, though, when I'm asleep, that I think are fucking brilliant. 1.00
00:10:53.000 And sometimes I wake up and go, that's the stupidest idea in the world. 0.99
00:10:59.000 But sometimes I wake up and I go, dude, that is intense. 1.00
00:11:03.000 You have a gift.
00:11:04.000 Let me give you two examples.
00:11:05.000 And I've discussed this on my previous show, TGMS.
00:11:09.000 Um, I, I had a dream once.
00:11:12.000 Deep, deep, deep sleep.
00:11:15.000 And in the deep REM, I had an epiphany.
00:11:18.000 And I remember thinking, I'm gonna be a rich man.
00:11:20.000 Not that I'm not.
00:11:22.000 Uh, with bumper stickers and t-shirts.
00:11:24.000 This is the funniest concept ever made! 0.99
00:11:28.000 Holy shit, this is funny! 1.00
00:11:31.000 Wow! 1.00
00:11:32.000 Gavin! 0.99
00:11:33.000 I wish I had removed four ribs because I want to blow you. 1.00
00:11:39.000 This is so funny. 1.00
00:11:40.000 And then I woke up and went, holy shit, it's amazing that your own brain could be so wrong about something. 0.99
00:11:46.000 This is the joke. 0.99
00:11:48.000 How many people want money? 0.97
00:11:50.000 Here's the punchline.
00:11:51.000 Eight.
00:11:54.000 That's the entire joke, my friend.
00:11:57.000 Now, obviously, everyone wants lots of money.
00:12:00.000 So the joke is, no, not everyone, only eight people.
00:12:04.000 And I thought it would be t-shirts and hats and you'd write it on your skateboard.
00:12:08.000 Nope. 0.99
00:12:10.000 That's because it's not a funny fucking joke. 0.99
00:12:13.000 But I was asleep the other night having nightmares. 0.99
00:12:18.000 Do you ever get the horrors?
00:12:20.000 If you drink more than two bourbons and say five beers,
00:12:25.000 That's not good.
00:12:27.000 And you wake up at four in the morning with unbelievable terrors.
00:12:30.000 Night terrors, but not like screaming night terrors, but the Irish call it tahars. 0.91
00:12:35.000 And you have to go downstairs and get water.
00:12:37.000 And I honestly believe, and I've talked to surgeons and stuff about this.
00:12:41.000 I honestly believe it's your liver saying, I ran out of water to clean the blood, so I need you to wake up and go get some water.
00:12:48.000 Because I can't breathe.
00:12:50.000 I can't, no not I can't breathe, but I can't keep cleaning the blood.
00:12:52.000 Because that's what a hangover is.
00:12:54.000 It, you need a ton of water to clean the blood, right?
00:12:58.000 The alcohol blood.
00:13:00.000 And um...
00:13:02.000 When they run out, they start taking water from the brain and using that valuable brain water, water that would normally be up there in the top of your head.
00:13:11.000 So your brain's dehydrated when you wake up because they used up all the brain water to clean the blood.
00:13:17.000 There's a lot of cleaning that's got to go on.
00:13:19.000 You drank a lot of rotten corn, my friend. 1.00
00:13:24.000 So, when you wake up at 4 in the morning with night terrors and horrible thoughts about your children being killed and all this horrible shit, go chug water, milk, whatever. 1.00
00:13:34.000 And not only will you not be hungover in the morning, but you'll be able to go back to sleep. 0.99
00:13:37.000 And just look at your phone for 40 minutes.
00:13:39.000 You're not going back to sleep for 40 minutes.
00:13:41.000 Anyway, that's a tangent.
00:13:42.000 So here's a brilliant idea I had.
00:13:44.000 You know how
00:13:45.000 When you look up the origin of superheroes, it's like with Daredevil, by the way.
00:13:51.000 And I'm not into superheroes.
00:13:52.000 I don't like when adults are into superheroes.
00:13:55.000 The reason I know this is because I wrote an article for Tacky Mag about superhero origin.
00:14:01.000 I can't remember why, but I did discover, after researching about 50 of them, that radioactive waste is big.
00:14:10.000 In the superhero community.
00:14:12.000 Probably because it happened in, like, the 60s and 70s and stuff, and even 50s, and the Cold War, and everyone was worried about radiation.
00:14:20.000 Maybe that's why Stan Lee came up with all these radioactive wastes.
00:14:23.000 Like Daredevil, for example.
00:14:25.000 There was a truck going through the Bronx.
00:14:28.000 I think Stan Lee's a New Yorker, so everyone's in New York, like Spider-Man.
00:14:32.000 And it was turning a corner, and toxic sludge came out of the truck and hit Daredevil in the eyes, blinding him, but making him super-duper.
00:14:42.000 There's a little tiny guy, I think.
00:14:44.000 Like, maybe it's Adam.
00:14:45.000 Not the ant dude, but another tiny, tiny guy.
00:14:49.000 And he was on top of a giant plate that was above a nuclear explosion.
00:14:54.000 The Hulk, that was a nuclear explosion.
00:14:57.000 Spider-Man was a radioactive spider.
00:15:01.000 The Flash was different.
00:15:02.000 The Flash was a chemist.
00:15:05.000 And he was standing looking at every chemical in the world like the periodic table of the elements in beakers, which I'm not sure is even possible, and there was a lightning storm and lightning hit the shelf of the periodic table of the elements, fell on him, and then the next day he's running for a bus and just goes past it and he goes, holy shit, I'm the Flash. 0.77
00:15:30.000 So, 0.99
00:15:31.000 The premise is this scientist guy, who's like me, kind of a fuck up. 0.98
00:15:38.000 He wants to create an X-Men type scenario. 0.96
00:15:42.000 And he's rich, so he has a big mansion out in the Hamptons.
00:15:47.000 And he wants to have a team of superheroes.
00:15:52.000 But he only knows, like, a... Well, he gets a bunch of good guys together.
00:15:57.000 Athletes, smart people, scientists, astronauts, retired astronauts, and, you know, some cool black guy who's, like, good at track, and a couple friends, and some tough guys.
00:16:08.000 Sort of like Ocean's Eleven, really.
00:16:11.000 And he assembles a team.
00:16:12.000 What the hell's that sound?
00:16:17.000 I hear, like, a motor somewhere.
00:16:21.000 Anyway, he assembles a team.
00:16:23.000 Oh, I know what that sound was.
00:16:29.000 It was a fart brewing.
00:16:32.000 He assembles a team, and he says, alright guys, and they all agree to it, they sign waivers and stuff, and he goes, I'm gonna make the new X-Men.
00:16:39.000 The name of the show, by the way, is Y-Men.
00:16:42.000 Letter Y, dash M-E-N, question mark. 0.99
00:16:45.000 So, take the black guy for example, right? 0.91
00:16:48.000 He's a super cool ninja dude, like the cool ice guy from The Incredibles.
00:16:54.000 He puts him in a room, he hits him with radiation and maybe some chemicals, I don't know.
00:17:01.000 The end result is Beetlejuice.
00:17:05.000 Literally, the actual guy.
00:17:08.000 And what you do is, you have all these people who look like Howard Stern's Whack Pack.
00:17:13.000 Obviously, you have to do this with Howard Stern.
00:17:15.000 You can't.
00:17:16.000 You can't go solo.
00:17:17.000 Although, Howard Stern did rip Blue Iris from us. 0.95
00:17:20.000 He stole Blue Iris from our Perry Project.
00:17:23.000 What are you talking about, Gavin?
00:17:25.000 Oh, the Perry Project.
00:17:26.000 It's a quarter-century prank that I'm involved in, and it involved many of our own Whack Packers that Don Barris accumulated, and he calls them the, um...
00:17:37.000 Are they called the Ding Dong Crew?
00:17:40.000 I haven't talked to Don in a while and I'm tired.
00:17:45.000 It's about 2 in the morning now.
00:17:48.000 But Blue Iris was one of these weirdos that he found and Howard Stern stole her. 0.68
00:17:52.000 But I'm not going to steal them back.
00:17:55.000 Anyway, the concept is...
00:17:57.000 It becomes, like, High Pitch Eric, Beetlejuice, Wendy the Retard, all these whack-packers that drunk Jeff the Drunk, they are all accidents after you set up this booth, this
00:18:17.000 This big radiation room.
00:18:20.000 So, like, say the guy that you put in looks like Carl Weathers, right?
00:18:23.000 He's like, alright, let's do this.
00:18:25.000 I'm ready to rock.
00:18:26.000 I'm ready to become the cool ice guy from The Incredibles.
00:18:30.000 And we put him in the room. 0.99
00:18:34.000 And then with the same clothes, Beetlejuice comes out and goes, how'd that go, bitch? 1.00
00:18:39.000 How'd that work out? 0.99
00:18:41.000 Same with Wendy the Retard. 1.00
00:18:43.000 High Pitch Eric was like a genius scientist who was also a soprano maybe?
00:18:48.000 Like a singer?
00:18:50.000 And he goes in there and he starts singing and he was gonna have this incredible voice that could like shatter stuff and control the universe and make trucks fly through the air but you know the radiation fucks up and he becomes High Pitch Eric.
00:19:07.000 So the premise is
00:19:09.000 That this radiation didn't work out.
00:19:12.000 And then the final result, and that's the beginning of every show.
00:19:14.000 You do a little montage and you show them going from like Carl Weathers to Beetlejuice.
00:19:18.000 And then the show is like Big Brother, but it's just the Whack Packers.
00:19:24.000 And maybe they have like costumes on and stuff, but you can't script it and you just let them do their thing.
00:19:29.000 And then you have the character, the scientist.
00:19:32.000 I would like it to be me.
00:19:34.000 Could be anyone.
00:19:35.000 And he wants to be like the bald dude in the wheelchair, right? 0.96
00:19:37.000 Whatever his name is.
00:19:38.000 The head of the X-Men.
00:19:39.000 And he is really depressed.
00:19:42.000 That his experiment hasn't worked.
00:19:44.000 But he feels beholden to these people because before they were whack-packers, they were his friends, they were his peers, they were his fellow scientists, they were athletes, they were ex-MI5, ex-Navy SEALs, ex-Marines, like they were the cream of the crop of America.
00:20:02.000 And maybe you show, maybe you have actors that look like high pitch Eric and you juxtapose them with like things they did but ultimately you'd have to just let these freaks you know do their own thing and then sort of in post you'd have to create a plot for that particular episode because wrangling these people would be like wrangling cats and that's why most TV execs would probably say no because no one wants to deal with these people.
00:20:27.000 Like, remember Eric the actor?
00:20:29.000 Before he died, getting him to go anywhere was a nightmare, and he needed his van, and his parents had to be there, and they all have medication. 0.99
00:20:39.000 Like, even if someone pitched this to me, and I was Howard Stern, I'd go, great idea, but I'm not dealing with these fucking lunatics. 0.99
00:20:49.000 Sorry. 0.99
00:20:50.000 Great plan.
00:20:52.000 But I've dealt with the handicapped, and they're not fun. 1.00
00:20:55.000 Remember a long time ago we did a Vice issue called the Special Issue and it was all down syndrome and handicapped guys. 1.00
00:21:04.000 They ended up doing a How's Your News.
00:21:06.000 It was the crew from an MTV show of mentally handicapped people called How's Your News.
00:21:10.000 Great guy.
00:21:11.000 The guy who ran it was cool.
00:21:12.000 Kind of naive.
00:21:14.000 And I remember there was a, one of the dudes had cerebral palsy or something and he couldn't have been more handicapped.
00:21:23.000 Like his normal demeanor was like someone being tased.
00:21:27.000 And Terry Richardson did the shoot and he had a leather jacket on with his collar up.
00:21:33.000 And Terry just was taking a bunch of shots and one of the pictures had this guy just looking like James Dean.
00:21:41.000 Like for all his facial contortions, just when the click happened, his face happened to just, it was that split second a day where he looked really cool.
00:21:53.000 And I said, dude would have been a badass if it wasn't for cerebral palsy.
00:21:58.000 And the guy, the handler, I called him back then, but I don't use such horrible terms now, the comrade, the facilitator, said he was mad at me for that photo caption.
00:22:12.000 And he said, to me, he is a badass.
00:22:16.000 I'm sure he's a great person, but he's not a badass.
00:22:23.000 That word has been ruined, especially by feminists recently. 1.00
00:22:27.000 But a badass is someone who's going to kill you.
00:22:32.000 If you hear that Joey Buttafuoco is mad at you and Joey Buttafuoco is a badass, you should feel scared.
00:22:41.000 That's how you know what a badass is.
00:22:43.000 If I heard that 0.98
00:22:45.000 Like, Jimmy Kimmel wanted to kill me? 0.96
00:22:48.000 I would go, well that's crazy. 0.87
00:22:51.000 If I heard someone in a gang like DMS, or MS-13, or the Aryan Brotherhood, or the Mongols, or even the Hells Angels.
00:23:02.000 Sorry, I didn't even mean even.
00:23:03.000 Sorry guys.
00:23:05.000 Even if I heard a cop wanted to kill me, I'd go, oh, really?
00:23:09.000 Wait a minute.
00:23:10.000 Wait, who said that?
00:23:12.000 Wait, wait, why?
00:23:15.000 Wait, could I get the real story to them?
00:23:19.000 I didn't say that.
00:23:22.000 When someone who's in a wheelchair, where they have to strap your ankles to the base of it, 1.00
00:23:30.000 It's like that time we were in Toronto visiting my brother up there and we were wearing MAGA hats and we were in a bar I think it's called Pharmacy or something?
00:23:49.000 PHX or what's that acronym for drugs?
00:23:52.000 RHX?
00:23:52.000 RX?
00:23:53.000 Something like that.
00:23:55.000 And so we go there and, you know, Toronto is like Berkeley.
00:23:58.000 It's like Seattle.
00:24:00.000 It's like LA.
00:24:02.000 Everyone's on the same page. 0.99
00:24:03.000 Trump is Hitler.
00:24:04.000 So when you wear a MAGA hat, it's ostentatious. 0.95
00:24:08.000 It's audacious.
00:24:10.000 And so we're sitting talking and there's this woman going, 1.00
00:24:14.000 Fuck you! 1.00
00:24:14.000 This happens all the time, by the way, when we wear MAGA hats, and when I see women mad, first of all, I have a buzz, because I'm Scottish, and I'm ready to brawl. 1.00
00:24:23.000 So, if it's someone, like, slightly bigger than me and slightly heavier than me, the adrenaline starts going and I go, this is it, boys, this might be it. 0.99
00:24:31.000 We're about- shit's about to go down. 0.97
00:24:33.000 But when it's a woman, and you have that sort of liquid courage, you're just like, there's a mouse yelling at me. 1.00
00:24:40.000 Like, it's cute.
00:24:41.000 You barely register it.
00:24:42.000 You can never remember what her face looks like the next day. 1.00
00:24:46.000 But there's this woman at a bar going, fuck you! 1.00
00:24:48.000 Get out of here, you fucker! 1.00
00:24:50.000 And I just feel nothing. 1.00
00:24:52.000 It's like my dog.
00:24:53.000 My daughter's dog.
00:24:54.000 I feel nothing.
00:24:55.000 You could die.
00:24:56.000 You could not die. 1.00
00:24:57.000 You can even attack me.
00:25:00.000 And I was marveling at that emotion, because it's weird to have someone screaming at you, wanting to kill you, and to feel nothing but serenity.
00:25:09.000 Like, I could... She could have been doing that, and I could have been a Japanese calligrapher working on some of my characters, and my characters would have still looked good.
00:25:18.000 Like, I would have gone, 0.98
00:25:23.000 Dot, by the way Japan, you might want to update your fucking language. 0.99
00:25:28.000 If you need a paintbrush to do your language, you're in the dark ages guys. 1.00
00:25:33.000 Come on.
00:25:34.000 Have you seen our language?
00:25:36.000 They're like basically binary digits.
00:25:40.000 R-O-N-A-L-D-B-I-G-G-S. 1.00
00:25:44.000 Easy peasy.
00:25:46.000 If you hear a word BORT, you go, hmm, that's probably like a B, an O, an R, and maybe a T. That's how I would spell that sound.
00:25:55.000 What do they do in Asia? 0.96
00:25:57.000 I would paint a man on a train wearing a hat, and he'd have two dots by his nose. 1.00
00:26:05.000 Stupid language. 1.00
00:26:07.000 But anyway, I felt that calm when she was going to go kill us. 1.00
00:26:11.000 And I was saying to my brother, I go, isn't it funny how a woman can be screaming? 1.00
00:26:14.000 Like if there was a man over there screaming and he wanted to kill us, I would just, I'd be petrified. 0.99
00:26:20.000 I'd go, holy shit, this is going down. 1.00
00:26:22.000 Where's the exit? 0.99
00:26:23.000 Uh, you guys have my back. 0.99
00:26:24.000 I mean, he might have a knife, he could be a psychopath. 0.92
00:26:27.000 But, uh, I know, you know, I know nothing that bad could happen from her crazy antics. 0.99
00:26:33.000 Plus, when women are drunk, they're even more hysterical. 1.00
00:26:35.000 And if men act hysterical, they're ready to throw down.
00:26:39.000 You know what I mean? 1.00
00:26:40.000 So if you see a man going, FUCK YOU! 1.00
00:26:42.000 I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU! 1.00
00:26:43.000 You know, he will. 1.00
00:26:45.000 He's ready.
00:26:46.000 He's already announced it. 1.00
00:26:47.000 If a woman says, FUCK YOU! 1.00
00:26:48.000 I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU! 1.00
00:26:49.000 You go, alright, honey. 1.00
00:26:51.000 Calm down.
00:26:52.000 And that sounds sexist, I'll admit.
00:26:54.000 But it's true. 0.83
00:26:55.000 You know she's not going to slit your throat. 1.00
00:26:59.000 So, I've told this story a million times, but, um, I said to my brother, uh, you know, and you know it's not going to get dangerous, you know she doesn't have a knife.
00:27:09.000 And then some liberal dude next to him goes, oh yeah?
00:27:12.000 How do you know that?
00:27:13.000 And I go, what?
00:27:15.000 And he goes, how do you know she doesn't have a knife?
00:27:17.000 And I go, yeah, yeah, she has a knife. 0.99
00:27:20.000 She's packing a knife.
00:27:22.000 She went out tonight, she put her makeup on, her purse, and then she was like, oh yeah, don't let me forget my buck knife with the brass knuckle handle and the bloodletting divots on the side that are for slitting bears' throats, where I can really drain the blood after I hit your juggler. 0.96
00:27:40.000 And he goes, she could.
00:27:42.000 And I hate that attitude so much.
00:27:46.000 Like, yeah, midgets play basketball. 0.99
00:27:48.000 Women have knives. 1.00
00:27:49.000 And then the guy next to me, I can't remember if it was my brother or not, but he goes, yeah, yeah, that's true.
00:27:52.000 No, he's right, man.
00:27:54.000 Dogs could have knives.
00:27:56.000 And he starts going, like, I can't do it.
00:27:59.000 I don't want to wake up the house.
00:28:00.000 It's late at night here.
00:28:01.000 But he starts banging the bar going, dogs don't have knives.
00:28:04.000 Dogs don't have knives.
00:28:05.000 Dogs.
00:28:06.000 And it's shaking.
00:28:09.000 Our pints are moving across the bar like an earthquake because he's pounding the bar so hard saying dogs don't have knives.
00:28:16.000 By the way, this story is so old and I've told it so many times that people made t-shirts that say dogs don't have knives and it features a dog with a knife in his mouth.
00:28:25.000 Anthony Cumia wears it all the time.
00:28:30.000 How did I get there?
00:28:35.000 I don't know.
00:28:36.000 I guess I was talking about
00:28:39.000 Mega hats and how men and women are different.
00:28:44.000 Is that what it was?
00:28:45.000 I don't poop. 0.99
00:28:47.000 I'm usually better at getting back on track with these tangents, but that one is just fucking gone. 0.98
00:28:53.000 It might come up later. 0.94
00:28:56.000 But I started this podcast to talk about being baked.
00:28:59.000 Oh, yeah.
00:29:00.000 Yeah.
00:29:00.000 Was that my Why Man idea?
00:29:03.000 No, that was... I'm basically Joe Rogan.
00:29:07.000 You know those times you're listening to Joe Rogan and people go, people listen to him and he goes, what the fuck was I talking about? 0.95
00:29:13.000 And then he spends another minute going, what was it? 0.99
00:29:17.000 Was it the MAGA hat?
00:29:20.000 No, he doesn't do that.
00:29:21.000 He's a professional. 0.97
00:29:23.000 By the way, when I went to London, holy shit, Joe Rogan is huge there. 1.00
00:29:30.000 In the crowd, I had to do those stupid selfies, which I hate. 0.99
00:29:35.000 But everyone's like, oh, I know you from Joe Rogan. 0.99
00:29:37.000 Are you Joe Rogan again? 0.99
00:29:39.000 Fucking Joe Rogan is brilliant. 0.99
00:29:41.000 You know, Joe, can you say hi to Joe Rogan for me? 0.99
00:29:44.000 I don't get that in America.
00:29:48.000 In America, they know me from YouTube and Rebel and stuff.
00:29:51.000 But, uh... 0.99
00:29:52.000 Holy shit, Joe Rogan is massive! 1.00
00:29:54.000 He red-pilled a generation. 1.00
00:29:57.000 And he got away with it.
00:29:59.000 In the sense that no one wants to kill him.
00:30:01.000 Like that, uh... Prophets of Rage, you know this band?
00:30:05.000 Chuck D and Rage Against the Machine?
00:30:08.000 They did a song called Radicalize!
00:30:10.000 You know, you radicalize! 1.00
00:30:13.000 And it's all about being woke and waking up to fucking disgusting Nazi pigs like Donald Trump! 1.00
00:30:20.000 And then it blows up his head. 1.00
00:30:23.000 And I'm watching it going, whoa, this is badass.
00:30:26.000 I grew up listening to Public Enemy. 0.96
00:30:28.000 Now I'm listening to them as an older guy, but they're still fucking pretty intense, man. 0.98
00:30:34.000 I mean, I like Trump, but yeah, blow it up. 0.98
00:30:37.000 And then they show my head blowing up.
00:30:41.000 And I go, I don't like that.
00:30:44.000 Don't blow up my head.
00:30:47.000 And then I'm watching the rest of the video and Joe Rogan is there with like Michael Moore and all these other cool guys as examples of cool radicals.
00:30:55.000 Yeah, radicalize.
00:30:58.000 I'm watching going, why does Joe get a pass?
00:31:01.000 Joe's the same as me.
00:31:03.000 I mean, he doesn't hate Islam as much as I do, but he's a pretty, you know, I was gonna say pretty open-minded dude, meaning those are the bad guys these days, the open-minders, like Jordan Peterson. 0.96
00:31:16.000 I saw a thing today, he was in some debate, they're called the Merski debates or something, and the criticism from him was from some black academic, and they go, you're nothing but a mean white man. 0.98
00:31:33.000 You're mean. 0.98
00:31:35.000 Mean is not an insult. 0.86
00:31:37.000 My dad is mean.
00:31:38.000 It's my favorite trait about him.
00:31:39.000 My brother was telling me a story the other day where he was at a bar and this 60 year old woman was touching his face and she goes, we need to work with this.
00:31:47.000 What are we going to do with this?
00:31:48.000 You're not bad.
00:31:49.000 Like there is something in there. 0.98
00:31:51.000 Obviously you're ugly, but the, the facial hair is actually the problem. 0.98
00:31:56.000 I think the facial hair could save you and, 0.99
00:31:59.000 All the damage it's doing to your look right now, it could actually save you.
00:32:02.000 You've got a mustache.
00:32:03.000 You've got to cut this better.
00:32:05.000 This has to be shaved.
00:32:06.000 Obviously, I have to lose weight.
00:32:07.000 I'm not blind.
00:32:10.000 And she goes on and on insulting his hair, his body, touching his shoulders. 0.74
00:32:16.000 And then at the end of the session, she kisses him on the cheek and she goes, it's okay. 0.91
00:32:21.000 My son's gay.
00:32:22.000 I still love him.
00:32:23.000 And she walks away.
00:32:26.000 And the bartender says to my brother, I am so sorry about that.
00:32:30.000 She's never coming in here again.
00:32:33.000 Look, just don't hold that against us.
00:32:35.000 And my brother goes, what are you talking about?
00:32:37.000 That woman was hilarious. 1.00
00:32:40.000 If she wasn't 60, I would start dating her right now. 1.00
00:32:43.000 It's called being funny.
00:32:47.000 What do you think?
00:32:48.000 I'm crying now because a 60-year-old doesn't like my facial hair?
00:32:53.000 It's sort of like that dude everyone is attacking
00:32:56.000 Um, who said that the Mexicans should be speaking English. 0.72
00:33:00.000 He was being rude!
00:33:02.000 What, we're anti-rude now?
00:33:04.000 So that guy, he's got kicked out of his office space, his law firm's being attacked, and he's called a racist, by the way, which is a British thing. 0.82
00:33:12.000 Brits used to have this thing where if you hate a group like, say, the Amish, then you're a racist, even though you're white and they're white.
00:33:20.000 Racist over there means a group that you said a bad thing about.
00:33:24.000 We used to be absolved of that.
00:33:26.000 Racism in America used to be about race.
00:33:28.000 Not anymore.
00:33:29.000 What he did was racist.
00:33:32.000 No, he said, you should be speaking Spanish here in Manhattan.
00:33:36.000 And there's a great argument for that.
00:33:38.000 Pro or con, it's an interesting debate.
00:33:40.000 I mean, I could watch that debate for an hour.
00:33:42.000 It's a contentious question.
00:33:44.000 It's not a given.
00:33:46.000 And he said, I'm going to call ICE on you.
00:33:48.000 Yeah, that's rude and mean. 0.98
00:33:50.000 By the way, the woman filming him said you should get hit by a bus.
00:33:54.000 So everyone was on the same page. 0.64
00:33:55.000 We're good.
00:33:57.000 One of the things that attracted me to New York is people are rude here.
00:34:01.000 I'm a rude person. 0.53
00:34:02.000 I'm a drunk Scott, genetically. 0.60
00:34:05.000 And I like confrontation. 0.99
00:34:07.000 I like saying bad shit about people. 0.99
00:34:09.000 My brother likes when 60-year-olds touch his face and kiss him on the cheek and say, my son's gay, it's okay. 0.99
00:34:16.000 That's funny.
00:34:17.000 Me and my dad, when we drink, it's like 70% insults.
00:34:22.000 You take that away and you've lost New York.
00:34:25.000 That's not New York culture.
00:34:27.000 Now I understand if you're in the Midwest and you want to be nice, by all means, and I admire that.
00:34:32.000 But that's not the deal here.
00:34:35.000 The deal here in New York is you're rude.
00:34:38.000 And I got to tell you, hanging out with Tommy in London, Tommy Robinson, I was reminded
00:34:45.000 Of that, because I'm getting brainwashed, by the way, by these social justice warriors and all this political correctness.
00:34:50.000 I'm starting to think that I'm, there's something wrong with me.
00:34:54.000 And then I go to meet Tommy from the airport.
00:34:56.000 First of all, the guy who picks me up, as I mentioned on a previous episode, has a cesarean scar across his face. 0.98
00:35:02.000 He's a murderer.
00:35:04.000 And I go meet Tommy, and he's there with his son and his cousin. 0.97
00:35:08.000 His cousin's called Fish Lips, because he has big lips, or he's also called Nemo, the fish Nemo.
00:35:15.000 And, uh, he says to the boy, Tommy's son, he's like, you're right, mate.
00:35:20.000 You need a booster seat.
00:35:21.000 And his son is like nine.
00:35:22.000 He's got a great attitude.
00:35:23.000 He's like, no, I don't want one of those.
00:35:25.000 And he goes, well, your dad needs one.
00:35:27.000 Cause Tommy Robinson's short.
00:35:28.000 And then everyone slaps their knee and laughs like a Viking. 0.70
00:35:34.000 And I realized that was a mean thing to say to Tommy, that he's short.
00:35:40.000 The name Fish Lips is mean, because you do have fish lips.
00:35:44.000 And we're all laughing our heads off, because all of those things are funny.
00:35:49.000 And the guy, the evil lawyer, who's being chased all over the country now, he was being totally inappropriate and rude. 0.99
00:35:57.000 What the fuck is the matter with that? 0.99
00:36:00.000 That's what humor is. 0.99
00:36:02.000 Go watch Lenny Bruce.
00:36:03.000 Go watch Eddie Murphy. 1.00
00:36:04.000 Eddie Murphy said that his problem with gays is that some of them are too big and they'll rip your dick off. 1.00
00:36:13.000 I think he said, if you fuck Mr. T in the ass, Mr. T will clench his butt cheeks and pull your dick off. 1.00
00:36:20.000 That's not true, obviously. 1.00
00:36:22.000 And it's also a hilarious concept.
00:36:25.000 And by the way, we all talk like that in bars. 0.96
00:36:27.000 Like even in a serious note, we've said, uh, my wife, you know, or my wife, I'm not talking about my wife, but a lady jerking you off, you know, it's, she can't really do too much damage, but what about like some big bodybuilder jerking you off and he's maybe drunk and he's in a bad mood? 0.99
00:36:42.000 Couldn't he just not rip it off, but tear it at the seams? 0.98
00:36:47.000 Couldn't he do some damage to the base?
00:36:49.000 That's a, that's both true and hilarious as a concept and worth exploring. 0.98
00:36:56.000 That's my problem with all this shit, is we're becoming anti-exploring. 0.91
00:37:00.000 Maybe that's... It's funny that we're smoking a lot of pot, yet we've become so incurious. 0.99
00:37:07.000 Because pot is about that scene in Animal House where Donald Sutherland, and by the way, I'm him with AIDS, is sitting around and they say, we could all just be in the molecule of a giant's pinky.
00:37:22.000 That's a cool concept.
00:37:25.000 By the way, if that is true, I'm no longer a Christian.
00:37:28.000 If there's a Superman or aliens, I'm out.
00:37:32.000 We have to be the top.
00:37:34.000 God has to have made us as his creation.
00:37:37.000 If there's any tricks up his sleeve, like there's a Superman...
00:37:43.000 Peace out, you're dumped, God.
00:37:45.000 It's like Alex Jones says about Trump. 0.98
00:37:46.000 If he fucks up, we'll drag him out of the White House by his heels. 1.00
00:37:50.000 If God makes Superman, I will drag him out of heaven by his heels and say, fuck you, bitch. 1.00
00:38:02.000 So... It's possible. 1.00
00:38:07.000 Drugs and alcohol shaped my personality because I think that pot and hallucinogenic drugs made me curious and able to, they made me capable of counterintuitive thinking, where someone can say more guns, less crime.
00:38:23.000 And I go, huh, that doesn't make sense, but let me mull that over.
00:38:29.000 Really?
00:38:30.000 Let me check the data.
00:38:32.000 And then booze,
00:38:34.000 And also, booze, you can get to a level of booze, like half a bottle of bourbon, where it's sort of like pot and you can get introspective and confront fears.
00:38:48.000 I'm totally against therapy.
00:38:49.000 I hate listening to Howard Stern when he talks about therapy all the time.
00:38:53.000 There's homemade therapy, it's called a bottle of booze.
00:39:05.000 And just weird concepts.
00:39:08.000 Oh yeah?
00:39:08.000 What about multiple genders, Gavin?
00:39:12.000 That's a weird concept that you're incapable of thinking of.
00:39:16.000 No, no.
00:39:17.000 I'm totally capable of thinking of it.
00:39:19.000 I've been thinking of it since I first met trannies in 1988. 1.00
00:39:25.000 My problem with the tranny movement is they're demanding mainstream acceptance. 1.00
00:39:30.000 I had a guy
00:39:32.000 I forget who it was.
00:39:33.000 He texted me the other day.
00:39:33.000 He goes, would you say that the trans movement is more punk rock or rock and roll?
00:39:39.000 As far as the early stages go of those musical movements.
00:39:42.000 And I said, the thing about those musical movements is they didn't demand mainstream acceptance.
00:39:48.000 They went, I'm punk rock. 1.00
00:39:50.000 Fuck you. 1.00
00:39:51.000 I have, I'm Sid Vicious. 1.00
00:39:53.000 I have a swastika on my chest.
00:39:54.000 I don't even know what it means, but I know you hate it.
00:39:57.000 I'm going up the River Thames, and we're singing God Save the Queen on the Queen's Jubilee, and we're gonna get arrested.
00:40:05.000 We're not that elaborate. 1.00
00:40:07.000 We're just a giant fuck you. 1.00
00:40:09.000 And rock and roll was the same way. 1.00
00:40:11.000 I believe rock and roll, and I got this from Jim Goad,
00:40:14.000 is the rage of African slaves and their drum beats, and the rage of white slaves, the Irish, and their guitars.
00:40:23.000 And that disenfranchised ostracization met in a perfect storm, and you had rage on guitar, rage on drums, boom-ba-dum-ba-jam-ba-jam-jam, boom-ba-dum-ba-jam-ba-jam, teenage rebels, woo-woo-woo!
00:40:38.000 It's funny that I chose the Stray Cats as an example of that.
00:40:41.000 Should have said Eddie Cochran.
00:40:43.000 Look at that!
00:40:44.000 Here she comes! 1.00
00:40:46.000 Here comes that girl again! 1.00
00:40:50.000 It's pure American rebellion.
00:40:52.000 It's totally unique to America.
00:40:59.000 And neither of those things wanted mainstream acceptance.
00:41:01.000 If anything, the trans movement is Scientology. 1.00
00:41:04.000 It's a weirdo thing that demands you accept it.
00:41:08.000 It demands governmental promotion.
00:41:12.000 The Scientologists demanded they get tax-free exempt status, they get accepted as a religion.
00:41:17.000 Trans is the same thing. 0.98
00:41:19.000 They want bathrooms, they want legitimization. 1.00
00:41:22.000 That's not a rebellion, okay?
00:41:23.000 That's not thinking outside the box. 0.99
00:41:25.000 That's trying to bring weird shit into a box. 0.99
00:41:29.000 And leave it there. 0.99
00:41:34.000 So, if I had the, I don't know, gumption?
00:41:40.000 Discipline?
00:41:41.000 To go talk to one of my young friends and get pot, I would.
00:41:44.000 Because I think drugs are great for you.
00:41:47.000 Obviously heroin is not.
00:41:49.000 Cocaine's pretty crazy.
00:41:51.000 That's good for business.
00:41:52.000 I see it more as an office supply.
00:41:54.000 Same with Adderall. 0.81
00:41:55.000 I mean, people who do Adderall recreationally are insane.
00:41:57.000 You're doing speed.
00:42:00.000 But, um, I don't know.
00:42:03.000 Marijuana, beer, whiskey, you know, normal things.
00:42:07.000 I think it's very healthy for you.
00:42:12.000 Sorry.
00:42:13.000 I know this is conservative review television, but...
00:42:17.000 I think it helps you.
00:42:18.000 I mean, I did so much LSD and hallucinogenic mushrooms, magic mushrooms as a young man, that when I have the hiccups, I can just go, I do not want these anymore.
00:42:28.000 And I stopped having hiccups.
00:42:30.000 Like my brain has extra nooks and crannies now because of this.
00:42:34.000 And that's, I think it was, was it Steve Jobs who said that?
00:42:37.000 There's a great book called Free Radicals.
00:42:40.000 And it's various scientists discussing their experiences with hallucinogenics and how it helped them explore.
00:42:49.000 And I really do believe that.
00:42:50.000 I mean, you gotta be easy with that stuff.
00:42:53.000 I think if you do LSD more than like seven or 10 times, you're considered legally insane.
00:42:58.000 So I'm not talking about like 20 times, but you should try it like three or four times.
00:43:03.000 It takes your brain to new places and I think despite all this information...
00:43:10.000 There is, the left in particular, is at a new height of incuriosity.
00:43:17.000 I don't think they've ever been less adventurous mentally.
00:43:22.000 I don't think they've ever been less tolerant.
00:43:24.000 I don't think they've ever been less fun.
00:43:26.000 I don't think they've ever been less sexy, sexual.
00:43:31.000 I don't know.
00:43:32.000 They've never been less human.
00:43:35.000 And, uh,
00:43:37.000 It's dangerous because the funnest part about living in this part of the world is that we take risks.
00:43:43.000 You know, the Japanese are smarter than us, but they haven't invented anything because they're not a risky culture. 0.99
00:43:49.000 I just saw a guy who invented a fucking cement that is living. 0.98
00:43:55.000 So when it cracks, it goes, uh oh, I cracked, and it heals itself. 0.98
00:44:01.000 I know this sounds nuts, but in the mix, he adds bacteria and food.
00:44:06.000 It's dead, right?
00:44:07.000 Like that, you know that weird micro animal, the water bear?
00:44:11.000 It can be dead for a thousand years and then it gets some water and it's alive.
00:44:16.000 Then it can go back to dust.
00:44:18.000 Then it can go back to alive.
00:44:19.000 So it's that kind of a scenario.
00:44:22.000 And he mixes that in.
00:44:23.000 And so when there's a crack in the cement, the water goes in.
00:44:28.000 It feeds this dead bacteria dust and the food around it, that comes alive, I guess mixes with, oh yeah, it's like calcium or something, and then it seals the hole.
00:44:40.000 That's a person who is thinking outside the box.
00:44:45.000 We have to remember that being offensive and being rude and saying horrible things to people is totally healthy and good.
00:44:55.000 Hate is great. 0.97
00:44:57.000 Be horrible.
00:44:59.000 Try it out. 0.93
00:45:00.000 Don't kill anyone.
00:45:01.000 Don't physically harm anyone.
00:45:03.000 But shock people.
00:45:06.000 Be offensive.
00:45:07.000 Shock yourself.
00:45:08.000 Scare yourself.
00:45:10.000 Scare people.
00:45:13.000 Get stoned.