Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - June 08, 2018


Get Off My Lawn Podcast #56 | Why does my daughter need to know the surface area of a rhomboid?

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I don t think you should have to go to school until you're 13. I think there should just be a giant playground where kids can play all day, and if there are 5% of people who are academic, and those people shouldn t have a trade, they should be sent to school. I mean, outside of those few freaks that genuinely are curious and genuinely deserve to be there, no one goes to school except for the 5% who are actually interested in something other than math and other stuff. I don t even know what that is, but I bet you can guess what it is. My daughter is 11, and she hates her school. She could go to private school, which is $50,000 in my neighborhood. Or I could send her to a private school. But I think my daughter s doing it because they teach you all this math and stuff, and they run out of stuff, so they end up getting more and more advanced until you re finding the volume of weird shapes. And as I'm doing this, I m calculating the surface area of a rhomboid, and it makes a weird vase shape. And I m doing it in a tub that s a little bigger than a vase. And it s a bizarre shape, so I m putting it on a scale to see how much it s going to weigh. And then I m not hungry at dinner anymore, and then I don't have enough food to eat dinner anymore. I m hungry at 5pm, and I m starving to death at dinner at 7pm, so why don t you should you go to a nice fancy private school? . if you like math, you should listen to this episode, then you should check out this episode of the podcast. It s a good one, because it s gonna be better than the rest of my podcast. If you like it, you ll get a discount code for a chance to win a $50 discount code. I ll send you a bunch of stuff like $50 at checkout, and you can win a free place to use the discount code at my website, and get a $25 promo code at checkout to get 10% off your first purchase of $10,000 or $25,000 at checkout at checkout. I lllllllll lllll and I'll send you $50 and you get an extra $5,000 when you sign up to my website and get an ad discount.

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00:00:00.000 Why does my daughter need to know the surface area of a rhomboid? 1.00
00:00:06.000 Remember I was talking about education in another podcast and how it should just be what they do in Norway, which is called forest kindergarten.
00:00:14.000 And they just have the kids out in the forest.
00:00:15.000 And they give them knives, by the way.
00:00:17.000 And they can carve, you know, spikes. 0.86
00:00:20.000 And they climb trees 100 feet high.
00:00:21.000 And they get wet.
00:00:23.000 And they get cold.
00:00:24.000 And they learn what it's like to be wet and cold and to suffer.
00:00:28.000 And then they go to normal school.
00:00:31.000 I don't think you should go to normal school until you're 13.
00:00:36.000 I think there should just be a giant playground where kids can play all day and
00:00:43.000 If there are 5% of people who are academic, and those people shouldn't have a trade, they should go to school.
00:00:51.000 What about the playground, Gavin?
00:00:52.000 That 5%, they'll go up to a teacher.
00:00:55.000 There's teachers all along the perimeter of my giant playground.
00:00:59.000 And they say, hey, what's with sharks?
00:01:01.000 Are they like 5 million years old or 50 million?
00:01:05.000 Aren't they all muscle?
00:01:07.000 And that teacher will touch that person on the shoulders and go, uh, yeah, come with me.
00:01:12.000 And he takes that kid to a room where they show them shark books, and they learn about the history of sharks, and they learn about predators, and, you know, the thresher shark, and the tiger shark, and the whale shark, and all these different sharks.
00:01:28.000 And then, you know, that person could end up being a marine biologist.
00:01:33.000 But, outside of those few freaks that genuinely are curious and genuinely deserve to be there, no one goes to school.
00:01:40.000 Kids don't have recess anymore.
00:01:42.000 When I was a kid, it was 15 minutes in the morning, you got outside to play, maybe it was 20, then there was a full hour at lunch, and then there was another 15 minute session.
00:01:50.000 Now, they don't have the recess, they have the hour at lunch, or 40 minutes or whatever it is, but, um,
00:01:58.000 That includes eating.
00:01:59.000 So they get outside to play, maybe 30 minutes, 20 minutes, 10 minutes.
00:02:04.000 And then some of these schools, they're so overpopulated that they stagger the lunchroom.
00:02:09.000 So some of these kids are having lunch at 10 a.m.
00:02:13.000 Then they don't eat dinner till 5 p.m.
00:02:15.000 They're starving to death. 0.99
00:02:17.000 Or what happens is they come home and they're so hungry that they snack on goldfish or some crap. 0.95
00:02:22.000 And then they don't have- they're not hungry at dinner anymore. 0.99
00:02:24.000 They totally fuck up the kid's life. 1.00
00:02:26.000 It's a giant daycare full of bullshit. 1.00
00:02:30.000 My daughter is 11, and she's calculating the surface area of not just cubes, but- no, sorry, the volume of these 3D triangles, cylinders, cubes, rhomboids. 0.99
00:02:44.000 I think it's a rhomboid.
00:02:45.000 Is that a thing that's like a- an octagon that's made into 3D?
00:02:51.000 I mean, I've never needed to know the volume of anything, and I'm half a century old.
00:02:57.000 I remember we used to study this.
00:02:58.000 My dad made me take math in college, which is the hardest thing on earth.
00:03:03.000 The only way you can take calculus and algebra in university is to have a large breakfast, not go out the night before, sit in the front row and put your hand up maybe every two minutes with a question, and even then you get a D.
00:03:17.000 But we were finding the surface area of the function 3x plus y cubed spot about the z-axis.
00:03:25.000 So it makes like a weird vase shape.
00:03:27.000 And as I'm calculating this, that was, by the way, that was one question and it was a three-hour test, so it takes you three hours to do all the calculus for that.
00:03:35.000 As I'm doing this, I'm thinking, you know what?
00:03:37.000 If anyone ever presents me with a bizarre shape,
00:03:41.000 And they asked me what the volume of this is.
00:03:43.000 I'll just put it in a tub that's full, and I'll measure the amount of water that's displaced. 0.98
00:03:50.000 Or I'll fucking weigh it. 0.98
00:03:51.000 I'll put it on a scale. 0.99
00:03:52.000 Why am I doing this?
00:03:54.000 It's for engineers who build rocket ships, which represents what percentage of the population?
00:04:01.000 A fraction of a third of a tenth of 3x plus y cubed spun about the z-axis.
00:04:08.000 I think my daughter's doing it because they teach you all this math and stuff and they kind of run out of stuff.
00:04:14.000 So they end up getting more and more advanced until you're finding the volume of weird shapes. 0.99
00:04:19.000 It's fucking ridiculous. 0.98
00:04:21.000 I want to take her out of school entirely. 1.00
00:04:23.000 She'd love that too.
00:04:24.000 She hates her school. 0.97
00:04:26.000 Or I could send her to private school, which in my neighborhood is $50,000. $50,000. 0.96
00:04:36.000 And the reason we moved out to the Burbs was because the schools were so good, but so many people are doing that that they're getting packed.
00:04:43.000 And so, the quality of education is suffering, and the quality of life, I mean, God, these kids, they can't even sit down for lunch.
00:04:50.000 My daughter had to eat lunch the other day by her locker because there was no chairs in the cafeteria. 1.00
00:05:00.000 Education should be so easy.
00:05:02.000 Here's a ton of money, and make no mistake about it, we pour billions on education.
00:05:09.000 Teachers make incredible salaries.
00:05:12.000 It is a total and utter lie that they don't make any money.
00:05:17.000 Oh yeah?
00:05:18.000 Look how poor she is. 1.00
00:05:19.000 Remember Samantha Bee had a thing in the Daily Show about she was making fun of people who think teachers are ballin' and she showed some of their shitty apartments? 0.97
00:05:27.000 Yeah, that doesn't mean you don't make a lot of money. 0.99
00:05:30.000 It means you're a lazy cunt who gets four months off a year and doesn't fill them with anything but sitting in a deck chair by the lake at your sister's cottage. 0.99
00:05:41.000 You're not underpaid. 0.99
00:05:42.000 And some of them even make, like in New Jersey they'll make 80 grand a year.
00:05:46.000 That's still with all of their benefits, their insane pensions, and the four months off a year.
00:05:54.000 Two months straight in the summer.
00:05:55.000 Can you imagine having two months off?
00:05:58.000 I would die of boredom.
00:05:59.000 I don't want that much time off.
00:06:03.000 But per hour, per actual hour worked, they make about 60 bucks an hour.
00:06:09.000 No, no, no, they don't get off at 3.20, Gav.
00:06:11.000 They have to prepare their lesson plan. 0.99
00:06:13.000 They've been teaching the same fucking class for 12 years, okay? 1.00
00:06:17.000 They're not preparing anything. 1.00
00:06:21.000 But that's just the suburban schools.
00:06:24.000 The quality of education in the hood is hair-whiteningly bad.
00:06:30.000 I know one guy, I know one guy who teaches in East New York, and East New York, by the way, all of New York's crime is there.
00:06:37.000 You know how, you know, Chicago seems nice and there's two murders a day?
00:06:41.000 That's all on the South Side.
00:06:43.000 Same with Baltimore, same with Detroit.
00:06:44.000 There's these areas that are bad and they basically make up all the crime in the country, these little tiny pockets. 0.98
00:06:51.000 And in New York, there's no crime in Manhattan, Brooklyn's pretty good, Harlem's fine, but East New York, Bushwick, is a fucking zoo with a murder a day. 0.79
00:07:02.000 And the schools in East New York 1.00
00:07:06.000 They're ridiculous. 0.99
00:07:09.000 I would say they're on par with the worst schools in the world. 0.99
00:07:12.000 I'm not exaggerating.
00:07:13.000 They are the baddest schools in Syria, in the Congo, in rural China. 1.00
00:07:21.000 Actually, rural China probably has great schools.
00:07:23.000 And why is it so hard?
00:07:24.000 Get one smart person.
00:07:27.000 Everyone pitches in a dollar.
00:07:29.000 And he teaches like a hundred people a day.
00:07:32.000 That should be a hundred bucks.
00:07:35.000 And you just sit there and say smart stuff. 0.99
00:07:37.000 Answer their questions, for fuck's sakes. 0.99
00:07:41.000 But they don't learn anything, and they don't exercise, and they don't have fun. 0.99
00:07:44.000 But East New York.
00:07:46.000 So I'll tell you about three teachers.
00:07:47.000 I know.
00:07:48.000 And in every case, they're naive white liberals who went there to sort of, because they saw too many movies, and they were going to be the, you know, the great white hope.
00:07:56.000 We're good to go.
00:08:18.000 He does a good job, and they learn things.
00:08:20.000 But... He also admits, by the way, that he gets too much time off.
00:08:25.000 But he says, don't touch my summers.
00:08:28.000 But this guy sees his job as being a marine.
00:08:32.000 He's a really intense dude.
00:08:34.000 He says, we're out there, we're grinding, we're grinding!
00:08:37.000 He always talks about grinding. 0.83
00:08:39.000 He told them they may not say the word nigger, which to them was like saying you can't say the word the or pineapple.
00:08:46.000 It was just, what, why are you choosing that random word that's not remotely offensive?
00:08:50.000 So they changed it to neighbor and ninja.
00:08:53.000 They just say, I walk in there, there's like three ninjas walking up to me.
00:08:56.000 This ninja's like, that's how they talk.
00:08:59.000 So he's a success story, but in a way it's not a success story because it takes basically an intense MMA, American Ninja Warrior, Marine, to have good stories about getting stuff done.
00:09:11.000 So we're not counting that.
00:09:13.000 And by the way, he doesn't represent the average teacher.
00:09:15.000 If they were all this intense Marine MMA type guys who drank Mountain Dew and punched holes in the wall,
00:09:21.000 And was willing to literally fight to help these kids learn, then we wouldn't have a problem.
00:09:26.000 And that's actually what charter schools are doing.
00:09:28.000 Charter schools are tough, and they're thriving in Harlem, despite what the New York Times wants you to think, and they make kids do push-ups and run laps, and if they don't wear their uniform they can't come to school, and if they don't come to school they'll go to their house and make them wash their uniform.
00:09:45.000 We're good to go.
00:10:05.000 Two or three kids in the front row who want to learn.
00:10:08.000 Black girl, then usually like an immigrant. 0.98
00:10:11.000 Some other black girl whose dad stayed with the family and cares about her and says you better get good grades. 0.78
00:10:16.000 Those girls are, and boys, are paying attention.
00:10:19.000 Actually she never said boys.
00:10:21.000 Maybe it was just girls. 1.00
00:10:22.000 Those girls are paying attention. 1.00
00:10:23.000 They want to learn.
00:10:25.000 And so you just, you teach to them.
00:10:28.000 Behind them, the next two rows of kids are just hanging out like you would hang out at a cafe or a bar.
00:10:35.000 They're just talking to each other, they're on their phones.
00:10:38.000 The teacher's dead to them.
00:10:40.000 They don't even see the teacher.
00:10:41.000 And they just talk about their day and they draw pictures and they play cards and stuff.
00:10:46.000 They're just subsisting.
00:10:49.000 And some of them are sort of getting rough and maybe like slapping each other as a joke, whatever, getting kind of physical.
00:10:56.000 The last two rows, no one is at their desk.
00:11:00.000 They've moved the desks away and they are fighting.
00:11:02.000 But not fighting like trying to kill the other person.
00:11:04.000 Practicing fighting.
00:11:05.000 Wrestling, punching, trying different moves out on each other.
00:11:10.000 Just like, say you had a jiu-jitsu school and you said, alright guys, just meddle around for a little bit.
00:11:16.000 Just figure some stuff out.
00:11:17.000 I gotta go walk the dog.
00:11:18.000 I'll be back in 20 minutes.
00:11:20.000 That's how they behave.
00:11:23.000 And sometimes the violence gets out of hand.
00:11:25.000 She told me about this one student who was just like this maniacal, feral child. 0.99
00:11:31.000 Just an evil, Damian, satanic girl. 0.98
00:11:35.000 And she grabbed some Muslim chick, and for some reason there's a steel gate separating one room. 0.96
00:11:40.000 I guess maybe it leads to something valuable like musical instruments, so they have to put down a steel gate and lock it at the end of the day.
00:11:47.000 So the steel gate's up.
00:11:48.000 And she grabs the Muslim girl and then as the teacher's saying, whoa, whoa, what are you doing? 0.52
00:11:54.000 What are you doing? 0.95
00:11:55.000 She has this maniacal grin on her face. 0.97
00:11:59.000 And she lowers the steel gate, but on the other side of her.
00:12:03.000 So she's now on the side of the musical instruments with the Muslim student and the students and the teacher on the other side of the gate and she can't get the gate up. 1.00
00:12:11.000 And that's when this black girl just starts beating the living shit 1.00
00:12:15.000 We're good to go. 1.00
00:12:34.000 The teacher.
00:12:36.000 The teacher was in trouble for rocking the boat, calling security, wasting everyone's time.
00:12:41.000 Now that's gonna be on the books.
00:12:42.000 It's gonna make the school look bad. 1.00
00:12:44.000 What are you doing, you stupid white bitch? 1.00
00:12:47.000 That's the vibe she got. 1.00
00:12:49.000 This is a hard-working person, great gal, friend of mine, who has a degree in education.
00:12:55.000 And she said, So, I stopped calling security, I did as I was told, I totally ignored the fistfights in the back, I totally ignored the cafe culture in the middle, and I just talked to those two girls.
00:13:09.000 And I passed everyone.
00:13:10.000 So everyone gets a D, those two girls get like Bs. 1.00
00:13:14.000 But I know another dude. 0.69
00:13:16.000 A homosexual man who teaches out in East New York.
00:13:19.000 And he has completely given up. 0.96
00:13:22.000 So he doesn't even teach to those two girls anymore.
00:13:25.000 They can read if they choose to.
00:13:29.000 And there's the fighters and everything.
00:13:31.000 So what he does with grades is...
00:13:34.000 He looks at their name, he looks at their previous grade, say it was a D minus, and he goes up one.
00:13:40.000 So that person gets a D. And he just gives half a score less, so D minus, D, D plus, C minus, C, C plus.
00:13:48.000 He gives them a bump up from what they did last year.
00:13:53.000 There's no tests, there's nothing to submit, there's no essays, there's no books they have to read.
00:14:00.000 It's just, it's like a rubber room.
00:14:04.000 And you know the rubber room, right?
00:14:05.000 That's what teachers go to when they do something terrible?
00:14:08.000 So, why are we doing this?
00:14:11.000 Charter schools are a solution, or how about no school? 1.00
00:14:15.000 Fuck school. 1.00
00:14:17.000 Everyone is coming out dumber than they were before. 1.00
00:14:20.000 Can you believe there's more flat earthers now than ever before in history? 1.00
00:14:25.000 That's because of this shit education we have in this country. 0.99
00:14:30.000 You know, the myth that most people with shitty educations believe is that we all thought the earth was flat and Galileo said it's round and they threw him in prison. 0.99
00:14:40.000 No, that's not what happened.
00:14:41.000 Galileo said that the universe doesn't revolve around the earth, it revolves around the sun. 0.99
00:14:46.000 And the church told him, please stop saying that, and he told them to fuck off and then they just threw him in jail because he was being lippy. 0.98
00:14:53.000 But no one believed in the Flat Earth. 0.99
00:14:55.000 Even back to cave days, everyone saw the moon.
00:14:59.000 So the Flat Earthers were always this weird, bizarre sect that was separated from modern, normal, rational man. 0.99
00:15:07.000 And, sorry, not just modern, but ancient rational man.
00:15:12.000 But not today.
00:15:13.000 Today, they say things like, oh, really?
00:15:16.000 They pour water on a ball and say, look, it's falling off.
00:15:20.000 Why would water stay if the Earth wasn't flat?
00:15:22.000 I had a guy on my old show who talked about it, and he said he actually had become a deist.
00:15:29.000 He was an atheist until he discovered the flat Earth and what the universe really looks like, and that it was so incredible and beautiful that that's when he fell in love with God and started believing in God.
00:15:42.000 And his blueprint is the following.
00:15:46.000 The universe is, not just the earth, the universe is flat.
00:15:49.000 The earth is like a frisbee, sitting in a big pile of snow.
00:15:53.000 But, so is every other planet.
00:15:55.000 They're all frisbees, and you can't get from frisbee to frisbee because you get snow in the way.
00:16:00.000 That's why if you like, you go north, you hit the north pole.
00:16:02.000 That's, you're on the edge of the frisbee.
00:16:05.000 That's his beautiful view of the world.
00:16:06.000 And, of course, what you say to all these people is, uh, why?
00:16:11.000 What is the motive for this best kept secret of all time?
00:16:16.000 And they never have an answer, of course.
00:16:17.000 They want to control us.
00:16:19.000 Well, if they want to control- wouldn't it make sense to take all the criminals and just throw them in the snow on the outskirts of the Frisbee?
00:16:26.000 Isn't that what the evil globalist state would do? 0.94
00:16:29.000 No, they want to keep us from- why do they want to keep us from traveling?
00:16:32.000 We can travel all around the Frisbee. 0.96
00:16:34.000 Why can't we leave- we can go to fucking outer space. 0.97
00:16:37.000 Oh, I guess they don't believe that. 0.98
00:16:39.000 And again, have you looked up?
00:16:41.000 Have you seen the sun and the moon?
00:16:44.000 They're pretty darn spherical.
00:16:47.000 Anyway, I'm going to have this guy on my show, probably in a couple weeks, who wrote a book refuting flat Earth.
00:16:55.000 And it's amazing that you have to write a book in this day and age that says the Earth is actually a sphere. 0.95
00:17:02.000 It's not fucking flat! 0.95
00:17:05.000 Oh really? 0.99
00:17:05.000 How come I can see ten miles away on a clear day? 0.99
00:17:09.000 They really do say stuff like that. 1.00
00:17:11.000 And I think it's this shit education. 1.00
00:17:13.000 And you know what else our shit education is doing? 1.00
00:17:15.000 I'm finding it's making young people really arrogant. 0.99
00:17:18.000 Like, have you, have you, are you familiar with millennial-splaining?
00:17:22.000 Where people go, yeah, actually, that's, um, that's the algorithm doing that, and, uh, if you just, uh, double-click on the bottom icon, it'll fix it.
00:17:31.000 And you go, no, I tried that, that's not it.
00:17:36.000 A guy here, I have to whisper in case he hears me, but I had on a pocket square that was made of tissue.
00:17:44.000 And I said, the funny thing about using a toilet paper pocket square is women notice, men don't notice, but women notice when you have a pocket square that's made of tissue. 0.82
00:17:56.000 And he goes, you'd be surprised.
00:17:59.000 Now, this guy is 20 years old.
00:18:02.000 21.
00:18:02.000 And he's telling me, a 47 year old, that I'd be surprised.
00:18:09.000 And he's never worn a pocket square before.
00:18:12.000 So he's telling me, someone who wears a pocket square every day and has dealt with millions of people's reaction to it, he's telling me that I've got the pattern wrong.
00:18:24.000 And you can use this to your advantage, by the way.
00:18:26.000 I just won a $3 bet with the Millennial where I said, no one can seem to identify this song.
00:18:31.000 And the song, maybe you can help me.
00:18:33.000 I've been wanting to identify this forever.
00:18:35.000 It's an 80s song, kind of disco rock, and there's a keyboard going
00:18:39.000 Thank you.
00:18:56.000 I can't figure it out.
00:18:58.000 And the person who identifies it has to be closer to 50, because it's an 80s hit.
00:19:03.000 But this guy goes, my wife can identify that.
00:19:06.000 And here's what you do.
00:19:07.000 You say, you start betting on it.
00:19:10.000 Make money off these millennials.
00:19:12.000 So I said, I'll bet you three bucks.
00:19:13.000 And he got his wife on speakerphone, and I sang the song, and she thought it was Big City Nights by Scorpion, which it is not.
00:19:21.000 Um, and now I got three bucks in my pocket.
00:19:24.000 I also, you'll also find this with pretty much everyone.
00:19:28.000 But Millennials too.
00:19:30.000 They are all positive that they can tell the difference between this bourbon and that whiskey and this vodka and beers.
00:19:39.000 And they're all wrong.
00:19:41.000 I have won bets where they can't tell the difference between a beer and an alcoholic drink like vodka.
00:19:52.000 I mean, that's the very, very outskirts of this bet, but I've even won with that.
00:19:57.000 But, like, people who think they can tell the difference blind taste test with Coors Light and Bud, and they always laugh at me, too.
00:20:05.000 Believe me, I can tell the difference.
00:20:07.000 My hypothesis here is that our shitty education system is so bad that people aren't used to being wrong, and so they just assume they're right about everything, and you can make money off of that.
00:20:19.000 A hundred bucks. 0.96
00:20:20.000 Bet them a hundred bucks.
00:20:21.000 These people that like Grey Goose and they think they can differentiate between Grey Goose and Smirnoff?
00:20:27.000 Nope.
00:20:29.000 Now, there is a person on Earth who does have that incredible skill.
00:20:34.000 They just have like a weird tongue, like a Gordon Ramsay tongue that has more taste buds on it than we do.
00:20:40.000 They're like a Guinness Book of World Records freak.
00:20:43.000 And that freak is my brother-in-law.
00:20:46.000 He's the only time I've lost this bet.
00:20:48.000 He was blindfolded and he just sat there with like a 0.95
00:20:52.000 50 fucking coffee mugs full of different beers and drinks and he was just like Miller Lite, Bud, Coors Light, that's Grey Goose, that's Smirnoff. 0.98
00:21:00.000 Just nailed everything perfectly. 0.99
00:21:02.000 And I've done this a thousand times.
00:21:04.000 He's the only one with that skill.
00:21:06.000 But everyone thinks they have this magic tongue.
00:21:11.000 And try it sometimes.
00:21:12.000 I'm even terrible at it.
00:21:15.000 My dad, he's the one who taught me this trick, by the way.
00:21:18.000 And it's a good example of people's arrogance.
00:21:23.000 Their confidence is just way too high these days.
00:21:27.000 But you know what he did to me?
00:21:28.000 I said, Turkey's Nest is disgusting, and Maker's Mark is my bourbon. 0.99
00:21:34.000 He goes, oh, don't be ridiculous. 0.99
00:21:36.000 You just like the label. 0.98
00:21:37.000 And I go, no, I like the taste.
00:21:39.000 It tastes like cotton candy. 0.98
00:21:40.000 Turkey's Nest is just disgusting. 1.00
00:21:43.000 And so he goes, ugh, look, put a blindfold on! 0.74
00:21:47.000 So I wore my blindfold and I tasted one and I said, there is, this is on YouTube actually, that is disgusting, that tastes like gasoline, that's Turkey's Nest, clearly.
00:22:00.000 And then he gave me another one and I go, now that's my baby, that's my Maker's Mark, that's my poison. 1.00
00:22:05.000 What the fucker had done? 0.99
00:22:06.000 He had poured half Turkey's Nest, half Maker's Mark into both glasses. 1.00
00:22:12.000 So I had projected a difference, even though they were both the exact same jungle juice. 0.89
00:22:19.000 And then I said to him after I had lost face, I said, actually, part of it is the branding and the logo.
00:22:28.000 And I actually do enjoy that part of it, too.
00:22:30.000 It's all part and parcel of the drinking experience. 1.00
00:22:34.000 And he goes, well, that's called a fucking taste test, you idiot! 1.00
00:22:39.000 True. 1.00
00:22:40.000 Touché.
00:22:41.000 He's so mean to me.
00:22:43.000 He said to my brother, I've got some brilliant ideas for Gavin to save money on his real estate tax, but he has too low of an IQ to understand them. 0.99
00:22:56.000 One time we were playing Trivial Pursuit, and I was sucking, because I'm stupid, and we were on teams. 0.98
00:23:02.000 I think it was like the McInnes's versus my wife's family. 0.99
00:23:05.000 And he bashes, after I failed, yet another question.
00:23:09.000 It was something I should have known, that he doesn't know, like something about rock in the 80s or something.
00:23:14.000 What was Rick Springfield's dad's name?
00:23:16.000 And I didn't get it, and I go, I have no idea.
00:23:19.000 And he just bangs the table, and he goes,
00:23:22.000 He says, I do not want this person on my team!
00:23:26.000 He knows nothing!
00:23:33.000 But I do know nothing.
00:23:35.000 That is true.
00:23:36.000 And that's because I come from an education that was still kind of good.
00:23:42.000 We were taught to be humble.
00:23:43.000 We got things wrong.
00:23:45.000 We were punished.
00:23:46.000 And we got to play.
00:23:47.000 So my education could have been much better.
00:23:49.000 It was no forced kindergarten. 0.99
00:23:51.000 But it didn't teach me to be an arrogant little cunt that is positive that I got it right and they got it wrong. 0.99
00:23:57.000 That's what we're raising today. 0.97
00:23:59.000 I went to university in 1988, I started, and I went to 92.
00:24:04.000 1990 is when all this political correctness stuff started.
00:24:09.000 That's when, like our radio station, CKCU, at Carleton University in Ottawa, still had indie rock and punk stuff, and it was all music.
00:24:17.000 Today, if you check out CKCU, it's like, the Inuit hour, with huk-de-huk-de-huk-da-tuk. 0.96
00:24:23.000 And the Muslim Hour, and the Indian Sounds, and it's all about diversity.
00:24:28.000 And, of course, the classes are insane.
00:24:31.000 Women's Studies, where you're taught a mumbo-jumbo language about, you know, intersectionality and hegemony with these words that no one in the real world uses. 0.98
00:24:42.000 Hi, I live in the real world.
00:24:44.000 I go to the Knights of Columbus meetings.
00:24:47.000 I interview people on the street.
00:24:49.000 I do three shows with CRTV.
00:24:51.000 I work in
00:24:53.000 You know, free speech activism, going to talks and stuff, going to Britain.
00:24:57.000 I talk to human beings.
00:24:58.000 Of Earth.
00:25:00.000 And not one of these human beings has ever said intersectionality. 0.98
00:25:05.000 Like in law, you learn stupid terms, but you use them in court. 0.81
00:25:09.000 No normal people understand you, but the judge does and the other lawyer does, so it's like learning Klingon, but at least you can use it at a Trekkie convention. 0.96
00:25:19.000 In school, it's like you're learning Klingon and there's no Trekkie conventions anywhere.
00:25:25.000 You get a job at Huffington Post or Slate and you just call everyone a racist.
00:25:25.000 So what do you do?
00:25:31.000 You call everyone a Nazi and you say, America's pretty similar to 1930s Germany right now.
00:25:37.000 I was talking about this with Anthony Kumi the other day. 0.97
00:25:40.000 How fucking insane is this whole theory that Nazis are looming around the corner? 1.00
00:25:48.000 Here come these fucking loudmouths again in the hallway. 1.00
00:25:52.000 It's downright disrespectful, isn't it? 1.00
00:25:58.000 Here, I'm gonna go outside for a sec.
00:26:02.000 Hey guys, maybe take it easy on the constant yelling, please.
00:26:09.000 That's a good way to keep it friendly when you're mad at someone.
00:26:11.000 Be sarcastic.
00:26:13.000 Wait, are they still going?
00:26:19.000 Still talking. 1.00
00:26:23.000 The fuck are they doing? 1.00
00:26:27.000 Maybe I should have yelled. 1.00
00:26:28.000 I did that last time, and it worked way better than the nice guy.
00:26:31.000 Derek Beckles was an old buddy of mine.
00:26:34.000 We don't speak anymore because of Trump, but he used to do this thing when his neighbors were loud, his Mexican neighbors who would party all night long. 1.00
00:26:43.000 He would come in banging the door, and then they'd open it, and he'd be laughing.
00:26:46.000 He'd go, that's great.
00:26:48.000 You guys are really getting it out of the park this time.
00:26:50.000 It's five in the morning.
00:26:51.000 That's a new record for you guys.
00:26:53.000 Why don't you try turning it up a little bit?
00:26:55.000 And he would just sort of sketch them out.
00:26:57.000 I don't think it works though.
00:27:01.000 But yeah, this Nazi theory. 0.99
00:27:04.000 So, Trump is a white supremacist. 0.99
00:27:06.000 Duh. 0.98
00:27:07.000 Jim Carrey was just saying.
00:27:10.000 When you get to be 47, you very rarely LOL, but I got an LOL out of this one.
00:27:16.000 He said that the Trump presidency is an example of white supremacy, and he used Puerto Rico to prove his point.
00:27:24.000 4,000 people died in Puerto Rico, and that wouldn't have happened if they were white. 1.00
00:27:30.000 So, A,
00:27:32.000 Trump could have done a much better job in Puerto Rico.
00:27:35.000 B. The reason he didn't do a good job is because he hates Hispanic people and he thought, fuck you Puerto Ricans, just die. 1.00
00:27:44.000 Just fucking die, you disgusting piece of shit. 1.00
00:27:51.000 Really? 1.00
00:27:52.000 You really believe that?
00:27:54.000 Like, even amongst racists, that would be really intense.
00:27:58.000 Like, say David Duke was president, and he goes, I want to let 4,000 people in Puerto Rico die.
00:28:04.000 I think his fellow Nazi advisors would go, yeah, that's kind of intense.
00:28:11.000 Let's maybe do something different.
00:28:13.000 Maybe a more subtle program.
00:28:16.000 That's Hitler levels. 0.95
00:28:17.000 And of course they don't hesitate to bring in Hitler. 0.94
00:28:19.000 But to get back to the absurdity of their concept.
00:28:22.000 So Trump is Hitler, right?
00:28:25.000 And he is going to start rounding up people.
00:28:31.000 Uh, for some reason they include the handicapped in this, so he's gonna start rounding up handicapped people. 1.00
00:28:36.000 He doesn't.
00:28:37.000 Perfectly nice family guy.
00:28:38.000 There was one at my son's baseball game the other day.
00:28:40.000 He had the little spaghetti legs that were strapped in with belts, and he was obviously a good dad.
00:28:44.000 He was at his son's game.
00:28:46.000 And, uh, Trump wants him to go into a van, so he's rounding him up.
00:28:50.000 I don't know why.
00:28:52.000 Uh, this guy pays his own bills.
00:28:53.000 It's not like he's dependent on the state, but he has to go. 0.99
00:28:56.000 So, the disabled, trans, obviously Trump hates trans people. 0.99
00:29:01.000 He wants them rounded up. 1.00
00:29:02.000 Homosexuals, gypsies, clowns, Jews, blacks. 1.00
00:29:07.000 Okay, so... 1.00
00:29:09.000 First of all, that's an insane thing to want to have happen.
00:29:12.000 Yes, Hitler did want that. 0.98
00:29:14.000 That was a freak. 1.00
00:29:15.000 We devoted the entire world to killing him. 1.00
00:29:18.000 Killed him. 1.00
00:29:18.000 It was two years of a freak lunatic. 1.00
00:29:21.000 And we've had much more freak lunatics, by the way, associated with communism than fascism. 0.93
00:29:27.000 And I don't know why we're not worried about another Stalin. 0.96
00:29:29.000 That was ten times the death count and ten times the plausibility.
00:29:33.000 Buchanan talks about this.
00:29:35.000 Where he says, fascism, it dies of natural causes.
00:29:40.000 It's a mayfly. 0.99
00:29:41.000 Communism has much more appeal because the doctrine of fascism is my people, my accent, my tiny area is the greatest and everyone else sucks. 0.93
00:29:51.000 So that doesn't translate well. 0.91
00:29:52.000 In fact, when Britain declared war on the Nazis in World War II, the British head of the British Fascist Party
00:30:01.000 We're good.
00:30:23.000 So what Buchanan said was, let's not get involved.
00:30:28.000 Let's get in a time machine.
00:30:29.000 Get Britain out of the war. 0.79
00:30:30.000 Get America out of the war. 0.83
00:30:31.000 Let fascism, let Hitler spread east. 0.95
00:30:34.000 He didn't want to spread west.
00:30:35.000 He didn't care about Spain and France.
00:30:39.000 He saw in World War I that two-sided wars don't work.
00:30:43.000 So he wanted one side of war and he wanted to go east.
00:30:46.000 Good.
00:30:47.000 The enemy of my enemy is my friend. 0.98
00:30:49.000 Let the Nazis destroy Russia and then they will just expire on their own. 0.99
00:30:55.000 Let's think of them as like rabid, uh, rabid Rottweilers. 0.99
00:31:00.000 Unleash the rabid Rottweilers into Russia. 1.00
00:31:04.000 They kill communism. 0.92
00:31:06.000 And then the rabid Rottweilers just die.
00:31:08.000 Because that's what rabies is, right?
00:31:09.000 Your throat swells and you can't eat.
00:31:12.000 And then the reason the dogs act like such lunatics is because they're starving to death and they're dying of thirst because their throat is sealed shut.
00:31:18.000 That's fascism. 0.89
00:31:20.000 But anyway.
00:31:23.000 So the story with Trump is, according to these lefties, it's just like Weimar Germany.
00:31:26.000 And these are smart guys.
00:31:27.000 Michael Hirschhorn, a good friend of mine, produced a bunch of VH1 reality shows.
00:31:33.000 Very intelligent guy, writes for The Atlantic.
00:31:35.000 He said to me, oh yeah, you believe in free speech so much?
00:31:38.000 You gonna have my back when they come knockin' on my door? 1.00
00:31:42.000 Who comes knocking on your door?
00:31:45.000 Trump's Gestapo?
00:31:46.000 And they're knocking on your door.
00:31:47.000 Why?
00:31:48.000 Because you're Jewish? 0.95
00:31:51.000 Trump is going to say, all right, I want all the Jews in New York. 0.98
00:31:55.000 You mean the two million of them?
00:31:58.000 Yes.
00:31:58.000 I want all the Jews in New York, all the Jews in LA.
00:32:01.000 You mean the also two million?
00:32:04.000 Yes. 1.00
00:32:05.000 Round them all up and take them to death chambers. 1.00
00:32:09.000 Okay. 1.00
00:32:10.000 Who's building these death chambers?
00:32:12.000 How much do they cost?
00:32:14.000 Who's supplying the poisonous gases?
00:32:17.000 Like what contractors? 0.99
00:32:18.000 You can't get someone to press an anal cunt record. 1.00
00:32:23.000 How are you going to get someone to help you murder millions of people? 0.99
00:32:28.000 It is the most, it's the craziest theory I've ever heard and it dictates most of what the left does. 0.91
00:32:36.000 It dictates why, you know, they want Roseanne Barr fired immediately because, and it's the same reason they attack me, because this guy might not be racist and anti-Semitic, homophobic, whatever, but he is a gateway drug to the alt-right.
00:32:51.000 A, that's not true.
00:32:53.000 B, so what?
00:32:54.000 Like that chick on Twitter, that Antifa chick, Lindsey McCauley. 1.00
00:33:00.000 She's the perfect example of this craziness.
00:33:03.000 She's headed to prison, I believe, for vandalizing and attacking people who went to see a Richard Spencer talk. 0.98
00:33:09.000 Richard Spencer is a bonafide racist. 0.97
00:33:12.000 He wants a white ethnostate. 0.99
00:33:14.000 That is an onerous, odious concept. 0.99
00:33:18.000 Yes, but it's just a concept, and it's a ridiculous concept. 0.97
00:33:23.000 And by the way, plenty of black people have the same theory or the same desire, like Professor Griff of Public Enemy. 0.89
00:33:33.000 I was on Talib Stark's show a while ago, and he was talking about how Professor Griff was talking about how he wants three states.
00:33:41.000 He'd like it to be Florida and something else, but he's open to ideas.
00:33:45.000 North Carolina, South Carolina maybe? 0.67
00:33:47.000 And those should just be given to black people as reparations, and they should be black-only states. 1.00
00:33:52.000 Black-run, black businesses. 0.99
00:33:54.000 I think a lot of these times people overestimate how many black people there are. 0.68
00:33:57.000 There are only 12% of the population.
00:34:00.000 So I don't know, like, you're gonna get black Con Edison in there?
00:34:04.000 Black Time Warner cable to hook up your TV? 0.67
00:34:10.000 So, it's a crazy theory that you get from blacks and whites. 0.92
00:34:14.000 I'm sure Koreans, some Korean guys talked about having a Korea only state, but who cares? 1.00
00:34:22.000 The person isn't making policy.
00:34:24.000 Lacey, Lindy, whatever your name is, why are you going to jail?
00:34:28.000 To protest an idea!
00:34:31.000 Well, the idea could lead to World War III, where there's a new American Nazi party.
00:34:36.000 How?
00:34:36.000 What?
00:34:38.000 I heard Michael Malice is doing a book about the new right, and there's obviously a chapter about the alt-right in there.
00:34:44.000 And he was interviewing Jared Taylor.
00:34:46.000 And Jared Taylor is, like Richard Spencer, he's a white SNO nationalist.
00:34:53.000 Again, not hurting anyone.
00:34:55.000 Who cares?
00:34:57.000 And he's an interesting guy because he was born in Japan.
00:34:59.000 His parents were missionaries.
00:35:01.000 So his first language is Japanese.
00:35:03.000 He speaks it without an accent.
00:35:04.000 And he learned English from sort of old TV shows.
00:35:07.000 So he talks.
00:35:08.000 He's the guy who came up with the pronunciation white.
00:35:13.000 And that's because he was watching 1950s shows.
00:35:17.000 So, he has this bizarre, somewhat erudite manner of speaking that has these strange influx that leap up and down.
00:35:27.000 He should be narrating a Christmas carol.
00:35:31.000 I find him quite charming, to be honest.
00:35:33.000 Though I disagree with his ideas.
00:35:35.000 That's possible, believe it or not.
00:35:37.000 And he said to Michael Malice, basically what I'm saying right now, which is, the idea of a new American Nazi party starting up and committing mass genocide, I mean, it's absolutely fantastic! 0.99
00:35:53.000 Now, Alice had to explain to him that though you're using the dictionary definition of fantastic correctly, meaning phantasmagoric or ridiculous or crazy, don't say it like that because it sounds very positive.
00:36:07.000 It's sort of like awesome.
00:36:09.000 It is, you could say the Holocaust was awesome in that it was horrible and it was inspired awe, awe of terribleness. 1.00
00:36:18.000 You know, you're in awe of the evil, the level of evil.
00:36:22.000 But it doesn't sound good to say the Holocaust was awesome, and the Fourth Reich, a new American Nazi party, would be fantastic. 1.00
00:36:31.000 But Taylor's point was that it's ridiculous. 0.82
00:36:35.000 I don't know.
00:36:53.000 And I think they're doing it to impress their dad, and I think their dad is traumatized by the stories of his dad, who was a child in World War II, and as what I call justified cultural PTSD. 0.95
00:37:06.000 And these poor bastards are the same ones that write checks to the ADL and the SPLC because they get spooked into thinking there's a new Nazi party starting. 0.95
00:37:14.000 So those grandpas traumatize their sons, which is understandable. 0.99
00:37:19.000 And then the sons tell their kids, who are the new bloggers at BuzzFeed and Huffington Post and everything, they say, look, if you do anything in life, it should be noble.
00:37:32.000 And for the sake of my father and grandfather, you should still be fighting the good fight to make sure a Nazi party never happens.
00:37:38.000 And they're like, got it, dad.
00:37:40.000 I'm gonna go get Sam Hyde's show taken off of Comedy Central.
00:37:45.000 Adult Swim is not gonna show any more Sam Hyde cartoons.
00:37:48.000 And if I have to lie and pretend that he snuck swastikas into the show, so be it. 0.99
00:37:53.000 Don't worry, I'll make Grandpa proud.
00:37:56.000 And you're like, Grandpa's traumatized.
00:37:58.000 No one has any problem with that. 1.00
00:38:01.000 That's what happens when you survive a fucking world war. 0.99
00:38:04.000 However, that's over. 1.00
00:38:07.000 You might as well be obsessed with the Khmer Rouge.
00:38:10.000 And, again, there's more of a risk of communism taking over.
00:38:16.000 Now, it's still infinitesimally small.
00:38:18.000 America's never going to become Stalinist Russia.
00:38:22.000 But that's a hell of a lot more plausible than Nazis. 1.00
00:38:25.000 Fucking Nazis. 1.00
00:38:27.000 Mark my words. 1.00
00:38:28.000 I'm saying it now for the record.
00:38:29.000 There are as many Nazis in America as there are albino skaters. 1.00
00:38:35.000 This myth that they've committed more acts of terrorism than Muslims is fucking insane. 1.00
00:38:43.000 And it is statistical manipulation. 1.00
00:38:46.000 It's like when they say there's been a school shooting every week.
00:38:49.000 These lies are getting so bad that all you have to do is sit down and go, wait, what?
00:38:55.000 We know how many school shootings there have been, because they're all over the news when they happen.
00:38:58.000 There's been like three recently.
00:39:01.000 But CNN will tell you 22.
00:39:03.000 And they include things like, oh, there was a gun that went off in a parking lot when the school that had been shut down for three years.
00:39:09.000 That's a school shooting now? 0.99
00:39:10.000 Or someone was doing a gun instructional talk, and his fucking gun accidentally went off. 1.00
00:39:16.000 Which, by the way, way to go, moron. 1.00
00:39:18.000 Uh, that counts as a school shooting. 0.99
00:39:20.000 So that's how they get the numbers up, and it's just disingenuous. 1.00
00:39:23.000 And the thing with the Nazis, the white fucking supremacist terrorists, whatever, they're finding like some dumb racist dude who shot his friend for fucking his wife, and... 1.00
00:39:34.000 They count that as an act of domestic terror, which is just willful ignorance. 1.00
00:39:39.000 You know that's not terror. 0.99
00:39:40.000 You know the KKK is just seven old guys with white beards screaming about the NAACP in fucking rural Georgia. 0.99
00:39:49.000 Like I saw some guy, I think it was on my Instagram feed, and he said, you know, you keep conflating Islam with terrorism and that's so unfair. 0.99
00:39:58.000 You know, the book isn't the problem. 1.00
00:40:00.000 These guys are just nuts. 1.00
00:40:02.000 And I'm thinking, yeah, but there's a disproportionate number of these bad guys are Muslim. 1.00
00:40:08.000 Like the rape gangs in England are 100% Muslim. 1.00
00:40:12.000 So there is a correlation there. 0.99
00:40:14.000 And then he goes, well, you know, the KKK.
00:40:18.000 That word, that acronym I should say, just drains me.
00:40:23.000 It's so exhausting when someone says KKK.
00:40:26.000 It's like astrology when someone goes, oh, you seem like you're a Sagittarius.
00:40:32.000 All the wind has gone from my sails and I just want to lie down and fall asleep. 1.00
00:40:36.000 Fucking KKK. 1.00
00:40:40.000 And he goes, the KKK are Christian. 1.00
00:40:42.000 We don't blame the Bible.
00:40:44.000 Uh, I would.
00:40:45.000 I would if KKK terrorism was rampant. 0.88
00:40:49.000 If it killed... I think I calculated recently, some journalist asked me from the Toronto Star, she said, you thought that incel guy was Muslim.
00:40:57.000 Why is that? 0.89
00:40:58.000 I said, because he used a car to kill people. 0.94
00:41:00.000 And she goes, that's a Muslim thing to you? 0.94
00:41:03.000 And so I went back and I did my homework.
00:41:05.000 2001, the magazine Insurgent, I think it's called.
00:41:09.000 It's like a jihad magazine for terrorists.
00:41:14.000 What do you read?
00:41:15.000 Rolling Stone.
00:41:15.000 I'm into music.
00:41:16.000 I read Insurgent because I'm a terrorist.
00:41:16.000 What do you read?
00:41:20.000 And it said, use a car to kill people. 0.97
00:41:23.000 I think it was 2010 it said this? 0.95
00:41:26.000 And it had a big thing on how, you know, you should use a rental truck, and you gotta really accelerate, and it's a great way to murder people.
00:41:33.000 Since then, 150, about 150 people have been killed with vehicles.
00:41:39.000 And that's made up of about 15 different attacks.
00:41:44.000 So there's a pattern there.
00:41:46.000 It's not a major threat in America, obviously.
00:41:48.000 You're more likely to be hurt by furniture.
00:41:50.000 But judging by what's going on in Europe, it could become a threat here once they get their numbers up.
00:41:55.000 They're only 1% of the population now, but if they get up to 10, you start seeing problems. 0.96
00:42:01.000 And to compare that to the fucking KKK, the only question that remains in my mind when people do that is, are you 0.99
00:42:10.000 Knowingly telling lies? 0.99
00:42:13.000 Or do you honestly believe that?
00:42:15.000 Like when they say women earn less than men.
00:42:17.000 Obama said that.
00:42:19.000 Surely you have a research team.
00:42:20.000 And surely they went over your speech.
00:42:22.000 So you know that women make 77 cents on the dollar because they do less work. 1.00
00:42:30.000 It's not like it's actually illegal to pay one woman 77 cents for the other male employee doing the same work.
00:42:38.000 That's illegal.
00:42:39.000 You get taken to court.
00:42:40.000 And of course, if it was a thing, everyone would hire women the same way they hire illegals because they're cheaper. 1.00
00:42:47.000 So, everyone knows that now.
00:42:51.000 Why are you saying it, Obama? 1.00
00:42:52.000 Are you saying it to fuck with us and you just want to win? 1.00
00:42:55.000 Like, for example, Roseanne Barr. 1.00
00:42:59.000 The cover of the Daily News said something like, uh, Queen of Evil.
00:43:04.000 The Bigot Queen, or something like that. 0.50
00:43:06.000 And it had a picture of her, dressed as Hitler, putting Jew cookies into the oven. 0.89
00:43:14.000 Now that was an old cover from Hebe magazine.
00:43:19.000 She has a Hitler mustache.
00:43:20.000 Everyone knows that Roseanne is obsessed with Israel and Judaism and inequality for Jews, and that's why she's so anti-Islam, because she sees them as a threat to the Jewish people, especially in Israel. 0.62
00:43:32.000 So, when you put that on the cover of the Daily News, are you pretending that you think that she's a Nazi? 0.94
00:43:39.000 Or do you know the context of the picture, do you get the joke, but you're being willfully ignorant because it's good for your team? 0.51
00:43:47.000 I think the latter is the case. 0.57
00:43:50.000 And I have proof. 0.85
00:43:52.000 When I got pepper sprayed at NYU, and they were like, Nazi, fascist, go home. 0.90
00:43:58.000 And so I did the talk anyway, and my eyes were sealed shut with pepper spray, so I looked like a Chinese guy that just got punched in the head.
00:44:05.000 And I got up there on the podium, and Antifa were all in the front row, and they're not allowed to yell, so they were just giving me the finger.
00:44:13.000 One of them was holding up a picture that he drew of the finger.
00:44:16.000 That was really good, too.
00:44:19.000 Like it had shading and stuff, and all the wrinkles and the knuckles.
00:44:22.000 And I said, I got up on stage and I said, we got three problems with this country. 0.93
00:44:28.000 The woman, the negro, and the Jew. 0.99
00:44:35.000 And their jaws all dropped. 0.95
00:44:38.000 Mouth agape.
00:44:41.000 And then I obviously said, just kidding, just kidding.
00:44:43.000 I don't believe that.
00:44:44.000 No one really does.
00:44:45.000 And then I said, but why did your jaws drop?
00:44:47.000 Because you pepper sprayed me saying I was that guy, and then when I played that role, to make a point, 0.99
00:44:54.000 You shit your pants. 0.99
00:44:55.000 So what you're really saying is you knew I wasn't that guy. 1.00
00:44:59.000 And you were lying when you were screaming Nazi out front. 0.58
00:45:02.000 And I think that's what's going on with the left today.
00:45:04.000 They don't really believe that there's going to be a Nazi party rounding up trans people. 0.99
00:45:08.000 They don't really believe that shit about how this is very similar to 1930s Germany. 1.00
00:45:13.000 That's all a lie. 0.99
00:45:15.000 And they're saying it because they don't want Trump to win.
00:45:17.000 I don't know why they don't want Trump to win.
00:45:19.000 I think it's because he represents an alpha and it
00:45:24.000 Comedians especially had sort of made being a nerd cool.
00:45:28.000 You know, like that show At Midnight with Chris Huzitz, the ones that love Neil deGrasse Tyson.
00:45:35.000 And they have their shows like Nerd Alert, and I'm a Star Wars nerd, and being a nerd is cool, and Big Bang Theory, nerds are awesome.
00:45:43.000 And they think they had successfully brainwashed society into hating alpha males and seeing them all jocks as rapists and all nerds as wonderful creatures.
00:45:51.000 Meanwhile, by the way, 1.00
00:45:52.000 Ladies, if you're going to get raped, it's going to be by a beta male who plugs you when you're sleeping, passed out. 1.00
00:45:58.000 Jocks are not rapists. 1.00
00:46:00.000 Nerds are rapists. 1.00
00:46:01.000 Comedians are rapists. 1.00
00:46:03.000 They're the degenerates, because they never got laid, so they want to steal it in the dead of night. 1.00
00:46:10.000 But I think that Trump comes along and says, yeah, no, nerds are still nerds and they're not cool. 0.99
00:46:16.000 And that freaks ugly people and fat people and losers the fuck out because they've been identified and they're scared it's going to go back to wedgie days. 0.99
00:46:24.000 That's why they hate Trump, is my theory. 1.00
00:46:27.000 And so they pretend 0.99
00:46:31.000 That he's a white supremacist and a Nazi, and blah blah blah, and I'm a Nazi, and this person's a Nazi, and Alan Dershowitz is a Nazi. 0.93
00:46:38.000 I mean, he literally gets painted with swastikas on his flyers. 0.94
00:46:41.000 This is a guy who literally wrote the book on Israel, The Case for Israel, and he gets swastikas on his college campus posters. 0.98
00:46:52.000 They obviously know that Alan Dershowitz is not a Nazi, but at this point, they're just like, I'm gonna kick in the balls, I'm gonna cheat, anything to win. 0.92
00:47:01.000 So, what's the solution to that? 0.98
00:47:05.000 We go lower.
00:47:07.000 We cheat.
00:47:08.000 We take their quotes out of context. 0.98
00:47:10.000 We pretend that they want to let Puerto Ricans die. 1.00
00:47:14.000 We make up lies. 1.00
00:47:15.000 We be willfully ignorant. 0.97
00:47:17.000 We put them on the cover of the Daily News dressed as Hitler and take it out of context. 1.00
00:47:22.000 I'm for total hypocrisy kicking in the balls. 0.99
00:47:24.000 You know how you win a street fight? 1.00
00:47:26.000 You have no morals. 1.00
00:47:28.000 When you're in a street fight, you bite his face, you fucking claw at him, you punch if you get a chance, but if you don't get a chance, you bite his leg. 1.00
00:47:36.000 Like, anything you can do to win. 0.99
00:47:39.000 You just become a feral, I was going to say a feral coyote, as opposed to the coyotes that are raised in the domestication of your living room. 1.00
00:47:48.000 No, you just become like a fucking rabid Rottweiler. 1.00
00:47:53.000 And you say I'm going to win. 1.00
00:47:55.000 At all costs. 1.00
00:47:56.000 Fuck playing nice. 1.00
00:47:57.000 You guys don't want to play by the rules. 1.00
00:47:58.000 You don't want to debate.
00:48:00.000 Like that chick Lindsey McCauley that I was talking about earlier, the Antifa chick. 1.00
00:48:03.000 I tried to get her on my show. 0.84
00:48:03.000 No way, of course. 0.84
00:48:06.000 She fetishized this Muslim activist. 1.00
00:48:10.000 And met him at a rally.
00:48:12.000 And, uh, whoa, this one's going long. 0.79
00:48:15.000 And, uh, he took her back to his shithole country, I don't know what it was, Iran or something. 1.00
00:48:22.000 And, uh, there she was subject to the culture of the Middle East, which is beating the shit out of her and raping her. 1.00
00:48:30.000 Using her as a sex toy. 1.00
00:48:32.000 And slapping her phone out of her hand and beating her. 1.00
00:48:37.000 Uh, she went to the police about this and they threw her in jail because they don't like women or Americans or American women. 1.00
00:48:46.000 So she got raped, beaten, and imprisoned. 0.99
00:48:48.000 And she came back from that hating white men even more. 1.00
00:48:53.000 And hating Islamophobes even more. 0.98
00:48:56.000 So you think, well you're not rational. 0.99
00:48:59.000 If raping doesn't wake you up, then I can't talk to you, I can't debate you.
00:49:04.000 And they don't want to debate. 0.99
00:49:05.000 They say, well, you're a racist, right?
00:49:09.000 And to debate you is to give racism a platform. 1.00
00:49:13.000 Because your contention is that all black people must die, and I'm not even going to discuss that, because it's an unthinkable thing. 0.99
00:49:20.000 And of course, the retort to that is, no, no, no. 0.99
00:49:23.000 What I want the debate to be is not me defending how all black people should die. 0.74
00:49:28.000 It's me saying, I never said anything like that.
00:49:30.000 Where'd you get that idea from?
00:49:32.000 That's the debate.
00:49:34.000 That this Nazi person you've invented is a mythical creature. 0.96
00:49:38.000 And it's not just a mythical creature in my head.
00:49:41.000 It's a mythical creature in America, in the West.
00:49:45.000 Oh yeah?
00:49:45.000 What about Heather Heyer?
00:49:47.000 Congratulations!
00:49:48.000 You found an autistic white supremacist who got spooked by Antifa smashing at his car and he freaked out and plowed the car into a bunch of people.
00:49:59.000 And by the way, he was caught and duly punished for that.
00:50:02.000 He's not indicative of a pattern.
00:50:05.000 He is an albino skateboarder. 1.00
00:50:08.000 So, get your head out of your ass and stop devoting your entire life to chasing Bigfoot on a skateboard. 1.00
00:50:17.000 Oh, which reminds me. 1.00
00:50:20.000 Oh no, we're out of time.
00:50:22.000 I wanted to talk about our new sponsor.
00:50:26.000 But I'll do it next episode.
00:50:28.000 I like you more than a friend.
00:50:29.000 Please tune in to CRTV Tonight with Gavin McInnes.
00:50:32.000 That is airing tonight.
00:50:35.000 We got Lauren Southern on the show talking about South Africa, her documentary there.
00:50:39.000 We're gonna go through all the myths about the genocide, the ethnic genocide going on, the ethnic cleansing going on in South Africa.
00:50:49.000 And then we got a bunch of dudes on, we're gonna play a game, I got Bill Schultz on the show, we're gonna play a game called Would You Rather, where we come up with, we used to do this tree planting a lot, try to come up with scenarios where would you rather do this and rather do that.
00:51:00.000 And by the way, when you're playing that game, don't put in things like punch your mom in the face. 1.00
00:51:04.000 Those are stupid. 1.00
00:51:05.000 You're ruining your relationship with your mother, and that's not a fun would-you-rather. 1.00
00:51:08.000 That's like, would you want your mother to die?
00:51:10.000 So don't bring parents or anything sexually incestuous or anything like that into would-you-rathers.
00:51:16.000 That's lazy thinking.
00:51:19.000 Goodbye.