This week, we're talking about rape, sex, and the nerds. We also talk about threesomes, and why you should never be invited to a threesome unless it's with a guy you like. We also get into a story about a woman who was raped by her ex-boyfriend while she was passed out at his house, and he woke her up after they had sex. And we talk about a girl who drank so much wine that she vomits all over the living room floor. Oh, and we also discuss the time a girl was raped at a party, and her boyfriend thought it was a good idea to make her drink a lot of water. We wrap up the episode with a story of a girl named Angela who got raped by a guy she met at a bar, and how she ended up in the hospital after the night of the rape. If you're not a fan of rape, this episode is for you. Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. All rights reserved. Used w/ permission from the creator. Thank you to my good friend Robert Crumb for allowing us to use his music and producing the music for this episode. This episode was produced and edited by our theme song and music by my band, The Weezer. Please don't forget to rate, review, review and subscribe to our podcast, and spread the word to your friends about this podcast! and share it on social media! We'll be looking out for you in next week's next episode of the podcast and we'll be posting it on the next episode! Love ya'll! XOXOXOXO. xoxo xOXO xoxO Xoxo xoxOXO and we're giving you a discount code for your ad free version of this episode, so you can help us out in the ad-free version of the show! and the next one is so we can be more aware of our listeners get a better review! in the next week, too! xo and a better place to rate and review us in the comments? thank you guys can be a little bit more helpful, and more helpful in the world. and more of our social media support can be reached via the socials, and they can help spread the message out there.
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00:00:01.000Ladies, it's not the jocks you have to watch out for.
00:00:24.000There'll be some guy in a brown cardigan who, you know, does a fucking indie rock show.
00:00:32.000And, uh, I'll say, what is, uh, why is everyone being weird around him?
00:00:37.000Oh, uh, he sort of, there's a thing going around where Angela passed out at his house and, uh, he kind of fucked her while she was passed out.
00:00:45.000And she woke up really mad because she kind of figured it out.
00:00:49.000She loosely had an idea and now her ex-boyfriend wants to kill kindergarten.
00:00:55.000Yeah, a lot of these kindergarten kids are rapists.
00:01:06.000I knew this dude, a gorgeous hunk, and him and his other gorgeous hunk friend were being hit on by this drunk chick at a bar.
00:01:16.000And I think a lot of these girls, they feel like they have to have a threesome.
00:01:19.000I don't think girls really want a threesome, but it's something you're supposed to have under your belt.
00:01:24.000Even dudes' threesomes are sort of like, the actual act is kind of laborious.
00:01:30.000I always describe it as you have a clipboard there and you're hosting a party and you've got your little headphones with the earpiece and the mouthpiece there.
00:01:37.000And you're like running a fashion show like that.
00:01:56.000But you yourself, you didn't actually enjoy the party.
00:01:59.000And part of hosting a good party is you hope you'll get invited to one of their fun parties where you can relax.
00:02:06.000I noticed that, by the way, with Canadians and Scots and English.
00:02:09.000Europeans and Canadians are much better at the reciprocal hosting.
00:02:14.000Americans, it tends to be a one-way street with hosting.
00:02:17.000Actually, you know, Canadians aren't great at it either, come to think of it.
00:02:19.000My parents were always hosting parties at their house, to the point of
00:02:23.000I would have to bang on the door and say, shut the fuck up, I have school tomorrow!
00:02:30.000But, they went to less parties than they had at their house.
00:02:34.000I think a lot of North Americans sort of go, oh, you're a party house, okay, well we have the parties at your house then, that's what you like.
00:04:14.000Robert Crumb, when he walked by girls in high school, they would shudder.
00:04:17.000So when he became famous, his attitude was, oh, I'm famous now?
00:04:22.000Now you want me you and he would just punish woman and cheat on them and and ride them like I mean he he's kind of a weird exception because I don't think he's a rapist and I don't think he you know ruined woman's lives but he was definitely all about revenge now in other relationships especially with these cool allies these stand-up comedians it seems super cool and hey guys I'm a total nerd
00:04:45.000Or, you know, Marc Maron's whole shtick about, oh my god, I'm so fucked up.
00:05:06.000And they bang this 22-year-old, even though they're 48, and then they get bored of her, as one does, because after the sex, you have a conversation and you realize they have no idea who the Fonz is.
00:05:18.000Because then they have to get rid of her.
00:05:20.000And they do this whole, like, oh, I'm so messed up.
00:05:22.000I believe that's what Marc Maron does.
00:05:24.000Now, these other comedians, these younger guys, they can't use the, I'm so fucked up.
00:05:44.000It's like Sixteen Candles, is it, with Ducky?
00:05:46.000You know the guy from Two and a Half Men?
00:05:49.000In that movie, he's this cute, weird guy with orange Chuck Taylors on and a funny hat with a feather in it like Joey Jeremiah from Degrassi Jr.
00:06:02.000And then the jocks show up and they have blonde hair and they have a letterman shirt, you know, like the shirt with the cardigan with the letter on it.
00:06:09.000And they're like, let's get some chicks.
00:06:44.000Wouldn't the room just be like a quarter inch thick of blood?
00:06:50.000I've never raped anyone on a pile of blood with five other guys, a pile of glass, but I'd imagine every single person there has 32 cuts.
00:06:58.000All bleeding like crazy because you've been drinking and you're sweating and working out during your raping, so I would imagine it just looks like something out of Carrie.
00:08:30.000Because if these outcasts were cool, then they weren't getting pussy.
00:08:35.000But they were getting pussy in school, so Gavin, you just said that the reason they're dicks when they get older is because they want revenge.
00:08:44.000Well, maybe the solution is, it's considered cool to be a nerd, but there's no sexual excitement there.
00:08:53.000So though everyone likes Ducky in Sixteen Candles, who does the redhead want to bone?
00:10:27.000I hate that grown men play video games.
00:10:29.000I hate that grown men wear Batman shirts and know about Wolverine's origins.
00:10:34.000I hate that we go to a kids movie, I take my kids to fucking The Avengers and we're only, children and families are only 25% of the audience.
00:10:44.00075% are adults going, alright I hope you can fly and punch the bad guy in the head and then wrap him in his cape and say leave me alone jerk and then save the day.
00:12:58.000And you're like, I want to go make history and do stuff.
00:13:02.000I don't want to read about another guy and sit there like his damsel in distress reading about how awesome his accomplishments are.
00:13:08.000But anyway, Chris Hardwick's all about that, right?
00:13:12.000I have a show called The Talking Dead where I talk about The Walking Dead and how awesome it is.
00:13:17.000So he finally gets this hot chick who is into cosplay and Dungeons and Dragons, which just smells like a myth to me, that hot girls are into Dungeons and Dragons.
00:13:26.000Dungeons and Dragons are an escape, like Spider-Man, where you pretend that there's a mythical world where you can roll a 15-sided die and all of a sudden you're not a loser anymore.
00:16:31.000And I heard Chris Hardwick on a podcast go, you know, when Neil deGrasse Tyson walks into the room, just his energy, it just it just changes the climate of the room completely.
00:16:43.000I mean, you really feel like you're you're with a presence.
00:16:49.000He doesn't have that many published papers.
00:16:50.000There's so many astronomers that are more accomplished than him.
00:16:54.000So what's really going on here, and you don't see this as much in Canada as you do in America, but this sycophantic worship of black people who fill the white liberal role.
00:17:05.000So they want all black people to be scientists, and black people tend not to be, but when one does, they go, good boy!
00:17:28.000Racists hate when black people study hard, stay with a family that's together, and then make their own family that stays together and raise kids and love them and stay out of trouble and discover things for science.
00:18:42.000I just saw a guy in the news said, he gave birth, he breastfed, and now he wants his son to see him as a man.
00:18:52.000You mean she gave birth, she breastfed, and now she wants her son.
00:18:56.000She's got these horrific scars where her tits used to be, and belly hair from all the pills she's taking, and she's holding this poor boy.
00:19:05.000Who, by the way, this is a common thing I've noticed with all these people that are self-righteous about parenting and how, you know, parents need to understand that I'm actually a great parent.
00:20:28.000Has come out seemingly accusing, and you'll notice all the headlines, they say, did Skydart just out an abusive relationship with Chris Hardwick?
00:20:42.000So allegedly, in huge all caps, she's been listing this abusive relationship she had where he was so mean to her, he'd keep her locked up in a hotel, tell her that she couldn't talk in public.
00:20:53.000Uh, prevent her from drinking, made her ex all her friends, like a Scientologist.
00:20:57.000She would have to stay at hotels while he went out partying and got girls numbers.
00:21:01.000And then he would, he would have sex with her no matter what she was doing.
00:21:03.000And if she didn't feel like it, she should just lie there.
00:21:17.000This weird pregnancy you get where your body thinks you're pregnant, because I guess it's under such stress, but it's not, so it just develops a tumor.
00:21:23.000I think women can give birth, by the way, to their own baby.
00:21:41.000Horror movie lump with a tooth sticking out of it and five hairs So I guess she had those I guess Chris Hardwick has has mutant babies with teeth and three hairs It's it's listed as a tumor So she was so stressed out.
00:21:57.000She got those she almost died From that she she had oh when she had one of these According to her when she had one of these surgeries where they took out the tumor I
00:22:10.000He slept on a cot at the base of her bed.
00:22:29.000And I'm sorry to read about an abusive relationship and all the details about it, including recordings she has in case he wants to sue her, etc, etc.
00:22:38.000But there's nothing that feels better than I told you so.
00:22:41.000And I gotta admit, when I first came up with this concept that the date raping jocks are the good guys and the beta male feminist allies who write about gay rights and they're straight and want to help people allegedly in their Salon Huffington Post, Maclean's, Guardian magazines, it seemed like a radical theory.
00:23:02.000But I'm right, and I just keep getting proof right, and I gotta tell you, it feels weird to read an article about a woman being abused and to feel so good reading it.
00:23:11.000Like the worse she was abused, the better I feel, because I fucking called it.
00:23:15.000Yeah, she wasn't allowed to go anywhere at night.
00:23:27.000He was sober, so she's not allowed to drink alcohol.
00:23:29.000I was not to speak, this is her talking in this letter, in this essay she put up.
00:23:33.000I was not to speak in public places, elevators, cars with drivers, restaurants where tables were too close, as he believed that people recognized him and were listening to our conversations.
00:24:44.000I know he's innocent, and I know that he would love for her to go to court and to name him, but she just did it as innuendo and fried his life.
00:25:40.000So she got a great career out of it and he lost a career out of it.
00:25:44.000So this sounds very similar, does it not?
00:25:46.000Yes, but one, I have intimate knowledge of the Cale thing, and I know he's innocent, and I think her boyfriend was named Sam Morrill, and he's the one who outed Cale, and Cale, like, whenever he gets drunk, he tries to find Sam to kill him, and then all these other comedians go, Yo, what's with your boy, Cale?
00:26:11.000That's the thing about these millennial beta male comedian pussies is they just ruin someone's life, sabotage them somewhere like on digital media, and then when there's ramifications they go, what the fuck?
00:26:29.000Or those kids at that bar in New York who were harassing that gang, not gang, sorry, but group of oi and punk enthusiasts, ex-skinhead guys, not racist guys, called 2-1-1.
00:26:42.000They went over to them, 2-11, and they were recording them with their phones.
00:26:47.000So they could dox them and out them as Nazis, which they're not, and ruin their lives and get them fired.
00:26:52.000And by the way, these are rich Columbia grad students doing it, and they're trying to dox these blue-collar dudes who, if they lose their money, they lose their mortgages, they lose their jobs, they can't pay for their kids.
00:27:02.000Like, they're steamworkers and steamfitters and stuff.
00:27:05.000And as these kids do this, they have a sticker on their phone that says Antifa.
00:27:10.000So it's like, hi, I'm here to ruin your life.
00:27:12.000So they get, as the 211 boys call, they get tuned up.
00:27:17.000And they instantly go to the police, go to the New York Post, tell us stories about Nazis beat us up because we had a sticker on our phone.
00:27:24.000They weren't Nazis and they beat you up because you were trying to ruin their lives and you were being remarkably obtuse about it.
00:27:31.000Anyway, so let me address this apparent hypocrisy.
00:28:11.000I got another guy facing charges for a knife attack.
00:28:14.000I got a buddy in Ottawa who got attacked by a Palestinian man getting charged with hate crimes and it seems, it appears, the prosecution is more in bed with the media than his own defense attorneys.
00:28:23.000I'm spending half the day on my phone with lawyers trying to get my buddies out of prison while these cucks, these betas, sit at home and tweet away allegations that ruin people's lives.
00:28:36.000And they don't expect any ramifications for it.
00:29:20.000And this is much worse even than the allegations of kale.
00:29:24.000Because in the Kale allegations, which are not true, he was accused of being in a manipulative, abusive relationship where he was too rough, and she stayed with him for years.
00:29:34.000And there was no, like, mental torture.
00:29:36.000She doesn't list rules like, I can't go out at night.
00:29:38.000So, the Kale allegations were false, and even if they were true, they're nothing compared to this.
00:29:43.000And also, the big one here is that a la Harvey Weinstein, Chris Hardwick ruined her career.
00:29:52.000And he used her best pal, according to these allegations.
00:29:56.000So he said, look, Sandy, whatever her name is, this bitch fucked me over.
00:30:00.000She dumped me for abusing her too much.
00:31:34.000I don't have to worry about death threats.
00:31:37.000Um, they'll always have their kid, like on their Twitter feed, and it'll say, Father of Josiah, and it'll have a big picture of him, and it's always one kid.
00:31:46.000They're so proud of themselves for making a kid.
00:31:48.000I was at a bar once, and the bar, just by coincidence, when the guy walked in, uh, this is in the suburbs, P.S.
00:31:57.000The guy walked in and the bar fell silent just because that was the ebbs and flows of the of the of the room had nothing to do with him.
00:32:05.000And the bartender goes, Whoa, you walk in everyone quiets down.
00:32:31.000And the fact that he thinks we all, A, know who he is, and B, give a shit that he's a dad, I couldn't look at him for the rest of the time.
00:32:38.000And I was talking, sort of, he was, I was me, I've always been me, then there's a guy in the corner, the douche I just told you about, and then there's another guy around the corner, and I'm talking to that guy around the corner, so he's in between us, so he interjects, and that's fine, you know, we're kicking a ball back and forth, if the ball comes over to you, you can kick it to me, that's cool, but I'm still mad at you for the dad quote.
00:32:57.000And by the way, this is what I always say about racism, too.
00:33:00.000We have way more prejudices that go way above race.
00:33:03.000Like, I can talk to black guys all day long, but if one of them wears flip-flops, we're done.
00:33:11.000And I think most people are like that.
00:33:12.000They have way other handicaps, way bigger handicaps.
00:33:20.000If you believe in astrology, we cannot be friends.
00:33:23.000But anyway, that guy goes pee, and my guy goes pee, and I'm left with dad douche, and I just, I cannot bring myself to talk to him.
00:33:35.000Like what, the normal bar parlance is, your main man goes pee, and you're left there, and you should say a line like, yeah, well it's crazy times.
00:33:45.000Like some sort of buffer to bring us to something else, or, and you know the other thing too, is if you told her that, she wouldn't even believe you.
00:34:04.000I hate when men just go there, piss, you don't have to wash your hands.
00:34:06.000I mean, I have a foreskin, so I don't even go near the pee, but I assume you head guys just piss until it drops out, then wait a bit, milk it a little bit, give it a shake.
00:34:16.000If you get a drop on your hand, big deal, it's pee.
00:34:18.000It's probably evaporated by the time you made it to the sink.
00:34:20.000By the way, there's way more germs on the sink than there is on your dink.
00:34:24.000But they go in there, they wash, and they scrub, they get the soap.
00:36:24.000So then the next day we go to the barber's and I'm getting my hair cut and he sits down next to me and in a weird sort of racist way a lot of these white suburbanites look the same to me.
00:36:35.000Maybe it's because in New York City it was such a Star Wars bar that there'd be one guy who's eight foot tall and black and then a trans midget and then a dude with no arm and then a guy with facial tattoos so it was very easy to remember people.
00:36:47.000But in the suburbs you get a lot of homogeneity.
00:36:50.000And so he sat next to me, I'm pretty sure, in the barber chair, and I didn't speak to him then.
00:36:56.000Because I didn't recognize him, but now it looks like we're in a huff.
00:36:59.000So, I kind of made an enemy, and I'm kind of happy with it.
00:37:03.000Because he is a douche, because he said that one sentence.
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00:42:16.000Actually, you're a rapist, by the way.
00:42:18.000And you oppress women in abusive relationships.
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00:42:31.000He is really fucking out to lunch with his... You know, Tom Arnold talks like he just had too much coke that night and he really needs to blow his nose really badly.
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