Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - June 15, 2018


Get Off My Lawn Podcast #58 | Ladies, it's not the jocks you have to watch out for, it's the nerds

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Gavin McInnes
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Chris Hardwick Kale Hartman Rape Spider-Man Trump Beth Stelling Trigger Tommy Robert Crumb Carl Hart Square Pegs Artie Lange Ezra Levant Mark Morano Tom Arnold Antifa Ducky Dave Sarah Jessica Parker Harvey Weinstein Joey Jeremiah Virginia Tech and 33 more
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47 minutes

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180.09

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8,464

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742

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68

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260

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41

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This week, we're talking about rape, sex, and the nerds. We also talk about threesomes, and why you should never be invited to a threesome unless it's with a guy you like. We also get into a story about a woman who was raped by her ex-boyfriend while she was passed out at his house, and he woke her up after they had sex. And we talk about a girl who drank so much wine that she vomits all over the living room floor. Oh, and we also discuss the time a girl was raped at a party, and her boyfriend thought it was a good idea to make her drink a lot of water. We wrap up the episode with a story of a girl named Angela who got raped by a guy she met at a bar, and how she ended up in the hospital after the night of the rape. If you're not a fan of rape, this episode is for you. Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. All rights reserved. Used w/ permission from the creator. Thank you to my good friend Robert Crumb for allowing us to use his music and producing the music for this episode. This episode was produced and edited by our theme song and music by my band, The Weezer. Please don't forget to rate, review, review and subscribe to our podcast, and spread the word to your friends about this podcast! and share it on social media! We'll be looking out for you in next week's next episode of the podcast and we'll be posting it on the next episode! Love ya'll! XOXOXOXO. xoxo xOXO xoxO Xoxo xoxOXO and we're giving you a discount code for your ad free version of this episode, so you can help us out in the ad-free version of the show! and the next one is so we can be more aware of our listeners get a better review! in the next week, too! xo and a better place to rate and review us in the comments? thank you guys can be a little bit more helpful, and more helpful in the world. and more of our social media support can be reached via the socials, and they can help spread the message out there.

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00:00:01.000 Ladies, it's not the jocks you have to watch out for. 0.99
00:00:04.000 It's the nerds.
00:00:06.000 And this took me a long time to figure out. 0.98
00:00:08.000 We used to say date raping jocks.
00:00:10.000 That was just a phrase we used in high school and college.
00:00:13.000 It was just an accepted thing. 0.96
00:00:14.000 You know, those jocks that date rape everyone. 1.00
00:00:16.000 And then I meet them and I go, wait a minute, why are you guys raping people? 1.00
00:00:20.000 You should be raping. 1.00
00:00:22.000 Conversely, 1.00
00:00:24.000 There'll be some guy in a brown cardigan who, you know, does a fucking indie rock show. 0.98
00:00:32.000 And, uh, I'll say, what is, uh, why is everyone being weird around him? 0.99
00:00:37.000 Oh, uh, he sort of, there's a thing going around where Angela passed out at his house and, uh, he kind of fucked her while she was passed out. 0.96
00:00:45.000 And she woke up really mad because she kind of figured it out. 0.99
00:00:49.000 She loosely had an idea and now her ex-boyfriend wants to kill kindergarten. 1.00
00:00:55.000 Yeah, a lot of these kindergarten kids are rapists. 1.00
00:00:58.000 You wouldn't know it. 0.99
00:01:00.000 They seem trustworthy, but they're not.
00:01:04.000 No, cardigan kids.
00:01:06.000 I knew this dude, a gorgeous hunk, and him and his other gorgeous hunk friend were being hit on by this drunk chick at a bar. 0.85
00:01:16.000 And I think a lot of these girls, they feel like they have to have a threesome. 1.00
00:01:19.000 I don't think girls really want a threesome, but it's something you're supposed to have under your belt. 1.00
00:01:24.000 Even dudes' threesomes are sort of like, the actual act is kind of laborious.
00:01:30.000 I always describe it as you have a clipboard there and you're hosting a party and you've got your little headphones with the earpiece and the mouthpiece there.
00:01:37.000 And you're like running a fashion show like that.
00:01:39.000 Is everyone okay over here?
00:01:40.000 How we doing over here?
00:01:41.000 Alright, let's tend to these.
00:01:42.000 And then you over here, how we doing?
00:01:44.000 Okay.
00:01:44.000 Everyone taken care of?
00:01:46.000 It's like being a good host.
00:01:49.000 And hosting is fun in the sense that when you're done, people go, that was a great party.
00:01:55.000 You have the best parties.
00:01:56.000 But you yourself, you didn't actually enjoy the party.
00:01:59.000 And part of hosting a good party is you hope you'll get invited to one of their fun parties where you can relax.
00:02:06.000 I noticed that, by the way, with Canadians and Scots and English.
00:02:09.000 Europeans and Canadians are much better at the reciprocal hosting.
00:02:14.000 Americans, it tends to be a one-way street with hosting.
00:02:17.000 Actually, you know, Canadians aren't great at it either, come to think of it.
00:02:19.000 My parents were always hosting parties at their house, to the point of 1.00
00:02:23.000 I would have to bang on the door and say, shut the fuck up, I have school tomorrow! 0.99
00:02:30.000 But, they went to less parties than they had at their house. 1.00
00:02:34.000 I think a lot of North Americans sort of go, oh, you're a party house, okay, well we have the parties at your house then, that's what you like.
00:02:40.000 No!
00:02:42.000 I don't like threesomes.
00:02:43.000 I want to be invited to a threesome where I lie on my back.
00:02:47.000 No, but as a man, if it's two chicks, you can never lie there.
00:02:49.000 You have to get involved.
00:02:50.000 Anyway.
00:02:51.000 So yeah, girls don't really like threesomes. 1.00
00:02:53.000 They just, it's something they're supposed to do. 0.99
00:02:55.000 So they see two hunks and they sort of go, well, well, I've been liberated from the kitchen, so I better be a whore. 0.97
00:03:00.000 And, uh, so she took them back home and girls get nervous, which is God's way of saying you probably shouldn't be doing this. 0.96
00:03:08.000 And so she piles back the wine and she gets
00:03:11.000 Hammered.
00:03:13.000 And she ends up projectile vomiting all over the place. 1.00
00:03:17.000 All over her bathroom and all over the living room.
00:03:21.000 So the two hunks, they clean her up, put her in the shower, nude. 1.00
00:03:28.000 Washer, she's just like, I'm so sorry, I'm such a loser. 0.88
00:03:32.000 Washer, washer. 0.81
00:03:33.000 Oh yeah, she barfed all over her bed too, so they get her sheets, they put them in a garbage bag. 1.00
00:03:37.000 She didn't have a washer dryer. 1.00
00:03:40.000 And then they throw her on her mattress with like another sheet and they put a bucket there and they say, you okay?
00:03:46.000 Yeah, they leave her some water and they leave.
00:03:49.000 And that's what usually happens with these guys.
00:03:52.000 They're good boys, hunks.
00:03:54.000 Because they've been getting laid their whole lives. 0.95
00:03:56.000 Now, I'm ugly, but I was gorgeous.
00:03:59.000 And I did pretty well in my heyday.
00:04:01.000 And I'm not a rapist.
00:04:03.000 Rapists are nerds, like Robert Crumb, who were totally ignored. 0.92
00:04:08.000 Actually, worse than ignored, they were vilified.
00:04:11.000 Women looked at them with contempt. 0.99
00:04:14.000 Robert Crumb, when he walked by girls in high school, they would shudder.
00:04:17.000 So when he became famous, his attitude was, oh, I'm famous now?
00:04:22.000 Now you want me you and he would just punish woman and cheat on them and and ride them like I mean he he's kind of a weird exception because I don't think he's a rapist and I don't think he you know ruined woman's lives but he was definitely all about revenge now in other relationships especially with these cool allies these stand-up comedians it seems super cool and hey guys I'm a total nerd 0.99
00:04:45.000 Or, you know, Marc Maron's whole shtick about, oh my god, I'm so fucked up. 0.99
00:04:50.000 You don't even know. 1.00
00:04:51.000 And they use that as a shtick to fuck a bunch of 20-year-olds, I'm convinced. 0.99
00:04:56.000 So, you get an intern, right? 1.00
00:05:00.000 They all have brown cardigans on and desert boots.
00:05:03.000 And little beards.
00:05:05.000 Like me. 0.97
00:05:06.000 And they bang this 22-year-old, even though they're 48, and then they get bored of her, as one does, because after the sex, you have a conversation and you realize they have no idea who the Fonz is. 0.92
00:05:18.000 Because then they have to get rid of her. 0.97
00:05:20.000 And they do this whole, like, oh, I'm so messed up.
00:05:22.000 I believe that's what Marc Maron does. 0.99
00:05:24.000 Now, these other comedians, these younger guys, they can't use the, I'm so fucked up. 1.00
00:05:31.000 So they're just Nazis. 1.00
00:05:33.000 They're just like, they abuse women. 1.00
00:05:36.000 And they want revenge for all the sex they didn't get in high school. 0.99
00:05:41.000 So, we've been sort of brainwashed.
00:05:43.000 There's a total reversal there.
00:05:44.000 It's like Sixteen Candles, is it, with Ducky?
00:05:46.000 You know the guy from Two and a Half Men?
00:05:49.000 In that movie, he's this cute, weird guy with orange Chuck Taylors on and a funny hat with a feather in it like Joey Jeremiah from Degrassi Jr.
00:05:56.000 High.
00:05:57.000 And we're raised to go, that's the nice guy.
00:05:59.000 He's your ally.
00:06:00.000 He's your cool friend.
00:06:02.000 And then the jocks show up and they have blonde hair and they have a letterman shirt, you know, like the shirt with the cardigan with the letter on it.
00:06:09.000 And they're like, let's get some chicks. 1.00
00:06:12.000 I want to fry some pigs. 1.00
00:06:14.000 Let's spit roast some fat pigs and then throw them in the garbage where they belong. 1.00
00:06:19.000 And that's why that chick Sabrina Erdely ran to Virginia Tech when she heard about the rape there. 1.00
00:06:27.000 Because she thought, oh good, I can nail some of these blonde jock date raping pigs. 1.00
00:06:33.000 And she gets the story that they threw her through a glass coffee table and then raped her in the piles of shards. 1.00
00:06:40.000 And instead of going, wouldn't that be a...
00:06:43.000 Pretty bloody scenario?
00:06:44.000 Wouldn't the room just be like a quarter inch thick of blood?
00:06:50.000 I've never raped anyone on a pile of blood with five other guys, a pile of glass, but I'd imagine every single person there has 32 cuts.
00:06:58.000 All bleeding like crazy because you've been drinking and you're sweating and working out during your raping, so I would imagine it just looks like something out of Carrie. 0.71
00:07:08.000 But it was all, of course, all false.
00:07:10.000 And now that I'm a half century old, I keep hearing about these cases and I go, wait a minute.
00:07:16.000 You framed the hunks.
00:07:17.000 You framed the Duke Lacrosse guys.
00:07:18.000 And I wasn't a jock growing up.
00:07:20.000 I was a punk rocker.
00:07:21.000 So we hated the jocks.
00:07:22.000 They were the...
00:07:23.000 Sellouts. 1.00
00:07:23.000 The mainstream losers, man. 1.00
00:07:25.000 That we followed all the movies like Fast Times at Ridgemont High. 0.97
00:07:29.000 And we liked the Jeff Spicolis, dude.
00:07:31.000 We liked the Outkast.
00:07:32.000 When I was a kid, there was a show called, uh, Square Pegs?
00:07:36.000 Square Pegs, Square Pegs, Square Pegs, Square Pegs, Square Pegs! 0.63
00:07:40.000 And it was Sarah Jessica Parker as a 13-year-old.
00:07:43.000 Literally a 13-year-old.
00:07:44.000 She wasn't playing a little kid.
00:07:46.000 She was young.
00:07:47.000 I'm old.
00:07:49.000 And, uh, in that show,
00:07:51.000 The weirdos are the new wavers.
00:07:55.000 They're kind of the in crowd.
00:07:56.000 And that was sort of the culture in the 80s, was weirdos are the cool guys. 0.55
00:08:00.000 And Nirvana, Kurt Cobain with his cardigan, he's the weird loser on that song, I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo. 0.99
00:08:09.000 Or Beck with his, I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me? 0.99
00:08:13.000 And it was actually mainstream to be an outcast. 0.99
00:08:17.000 And the mainstream guys, the Sean Hannity's, were seen as
00:08:21.000 Buffoons. 0.99
00:08:23.000 And probably rapists. 0.99
00:08:25.000 But now that I'm old, I'm realizing, no, no, no, that's the reverse.
00:08:29.000 Actually, I just contradicted myself. 1.00
00:08:30.000 Because if these outcasts were cool, then they weren't getting pussy. 1.00
00:08:35.000 But they were getting pussy in school, so Gavin, you just said that the reason they're dicks when they get older is because they want revenge. 1.00
00:08:44.000 Well, maybe the solution is, it's considered cool to be a nerd, but there's no sexual excitement there. 1.00
00:08:53.000 So though everyone likes Ducky in Sixteen Candles, who does the redhead want to bone? 1.00
00:09:00.000 She doesn't want to fucky-ducky. 1.00
00:09:02.000 She wants to be with the Letterman guy. 0.98
00:09:04.000 And I noticed that as a kid, as an anarchist, feminist, activist.
00:09:10.000 Penny was this big girl in the Montreal anarcho scene.
00:09:13.000 And at the end of our anarchist un-gatherings, because you can't say gathering, it's like Tofurky, right?
00:09:18.000 Everything is not the thing.
00:09:21.000 She'd get picked up by some biker on his motorbike who would drive away. 1.00
00:09:23.000 He didn't give a shit about her gay, fuckin' anarchist politics. 1.00
00:09:27.000 So, I'm not contradicting myself. 0.99
00:09:29.000 They were considered the good people, but they weren't getting laid.
00:09:34.000 And then they get famous, and they get laid.
00:09:36.000 Now this is just coming out, and you have to be very careful how you phrase this, uh, in some hot goss.
00:09:43.000 Remember, remember, Chris Hardwick, right?
00:09:46.000 Still going strong.
00:09:49.000 I hated this guy from the second I saw him.
00:09:52.000 He did a show called The Nerdist.
00:09:55.000 And after midnight, remember this guy?
00:09:57.000 And he's all like, I'm a total nerd, you guys!
00:10:00.000 It's like the Marin thing. 1.00
00:10:01.000 I'm so fucked up. 1.00
00:10:03.000 Oh, let me fuck you and then leave. 1.00
00:10:05.000 And I'll just scratch my head and go, classic me. 1.00
00:10:07.000 I'm such a nerd.
00:10:09.000 Get drunk and fall asleep next to me. 0.85
00:10:11.000 I'm the guy.
00:10:13.000 So there's this insanely hot chick named Chloe Dykstra, also known as Skyfart, I believe. 1.00
00:10:20.000 She farts in planes a lot? 1.00
00:10:22.000 No, Skydart.
00:10:24.000 I don't know this cosplay stuff. 0.98
00:10:26.000 I fucking hate it, to be honest. 0.99
00:10:27.000 I hate that grown men play video games. 1.00
00:10:29.000 I hate that grown men wear Batman shirts and know about Wolverine's origins. 0.99
00:10:34.000 I hate that we go to a kids movie, I take my kids to fucking The Avengers and we're only, children and families are only 25% of the audience. 1.00
00:10:44.000 75% are adults going, alright I hope you can fly and punch the bad guy in the head and then wrap him in his cape and say leave me alone jerk and then save the day. 1.00
00:10:54.000 God damn it. 1.00
00:10:55.000 It's embarrassing. 1.00
00:10:57.000 We went from watching, like, intellectual Woody Allen movies in the 80s to fucking superheroes? 0.99
00:11:04.000 And then going home and playing a game where you're Spider-Man for eight hours? 0.99
00:11:10.000 Spider-Man was invented for ugly nerd losers, like the ones I was just talking about, who feel terrible. 1.00
00:11:17.000 Ugly nerd loser kids. 1.00
00:11:20.000 Under 9. 1.00
00:11:21.000 Superman, Spider-Man, all that shit, and video games, it's for, well not video games, video games go to 14 until you get horny. 1.00
00:11:29.000 But superheroes are for under 9 year old wimps who want to fantasize about beating up that evil date raping jock. 0.99
00:11:36.000 And then you go home and you pick up your comic and you go, oh yeah? 0.99
00:11:39.000 Well I'm actually Peter Parker, and I let you beat me up because I didn't want to kill you.
00:11:44.000 And that makes him feel better.
00:11:45.000 Okay, fine.
00:11:48.000 Let the beta males feel better about themselves for a bit.
00:11:50.000 But grown men? 0.99
00:11:51.000 The new Wolverine sucks, man. 0.99
00:11:54.000 Why did he shack up with Jennifer when she slept with Batman in the last series? 0.99
00:12:00.000 I want him to start a new family with Krypton on. 0.95
00:12:04.000 And they can live in fucking Irrigad on the planet of Thorgon with Thor. 0.99
00:12:10.000 Fucking Ragnarok. 1.00
00:12:11.000 Jesus Christ! 0.99
00:12:13.000 It's like, what's his name, Bob Levy says on Anthony Cumia's show, are you gonna see the new Star Wars? 0.98
00:12:18.000 And he goes, no, what the fuck, what am I, ten? 1.00
00:12:21.000 The new Star Wars sucks! 1.00
00:12:23.000 Oh yeah, did you hate Dora the Explorer this year? 0.98
00:12:26.000 Did Swiper No Swiping get up to too much mischief?
00:12:30.000 Do you not like the guy playing Barney the Dinosaur this year?
00:12:33.000 Is he pissing you off? 1.00
00:12:35.000 Fuck, I don't even think you should be reading fiction. 1.00
00:12:38.000 I feel gay when I read fiction. 1.00
00:12:40.000 Or even, I'll tell you what, I don't even like autobiographies.
00:12:44.000 I feel queer reading about a guy and then he went to Harvard for five years where he fell in love with a woman named Penelope.
00:12:52.000 And those two were destined to be together until she met Mark.
00:12:57.000 So he went off to war.
00:12:58.000 And you're like, I want to go make history and do stuff.
00:13:02.000 I don't want to read about another guy and sit there like his damsel in distress reading about how awesome his accomplishments are.
00:13:08.000 But anyway, Chris Hardwick's all about that, right?
00:13:12.000 I have a show called The Talking Dead where I talk about The Walking Dead and how awesome it is.
00:13:17.000 So he finally gets this hot chick who is into cosplay and Dungeons and Dragons, which just smells like a myth to me, that hot girls are into Dungeons and Dragons. 0.66
00:13:26.000 Dungeons and Dragons are an escape, like Spider-Man, where you pretend that there's a mythical world where you can roll a 15-sided die and all of a sudden you're not a loser anymore.
00:13:37.000 And I remember, by the way,
00:13:39.000 Going through these phases, like, I remember being the nine-year-old who's into superheroes.
00:13:42.000 It was Judge Dredd when I was a kid.
00:13:44.000 And then you start getting into, like, video games and Atari and GORF and, you know, Space Invaders.
00:13:51.000 So then it's at the arcade.
00:13:52.000 But you'd look back and you'd see guys still playing, reading comic books and playing Dungeons and Dragons and Star Wars.
00:13:59.000 So you'd see, say you're 11, you'd see another 11-year-old playing with a bunch of nine-year-olds.
00:14:03.000 And he was usually super tall and fat.
00:14:06.000 And I remember my heart, my little heart, breaking. 0.99
00:14:09.000 Seeing this poor bastard not coming up to the next stage. 0.97
00:14:12.000 It's kind of like my friends in the early 2000s who were like, we do coke and heroin, yeah! 0.98
00:14:18.000 And then you get married and have kids and you look back and they're like, hey, do you have any coke?
00:14:22.000 Uh, no, dude.
00:14:24.000 I'm in the suburbs.
00:14:25.000 I'm at my kid's baseball game.
00:14:27.000 Oh, okay, because we're going to go see Death in Charge at Mercury Lounge.
00:14:33.000 Is it at 7 p.m.?
00:14:34.000 Because I don't want to be out too late.
00:14:37.000 I've moved on to the next phase.
00:14:38.000 And we keep having this stunted growth that starts at a very young age and goes throughout.
00:14:43.000 And then even with the video games, we had arcades when I was young.
00:14:46.000 And you go to the arcade and you're putting- throwing quarters in there and you're competing and stuff and trying to get the high score. 0.85
00:14:51.000 And then all of a sudden your dick goes, Hey dude, I got a better game. 0.99
00:14:54.000 It's called Tits. 1.00
00:14:56.000 And you're like, Goodbye, Galactica!
00:14:59.000 Goodbye, Berserker! 1.00
00:15:00.000 Goodbye, Caterpillar! 0.99
00:15:01.000 I am about to crawl all over this naked lady who, of course, 1.00
00:15:05.000 Doesn't let you, it takes six hours of necking until you can touch a third of one tit. 0.99
00:15:11.000 Jesus, ladies! 1.00
00:15:12.000 You really made it difficult in 1987, 86, 85 for me to get anything. 0.99
00:15:19.000 And who the fuck has six hours of foreplay? 0.99
00:15:23.000 We would make out with chicks, Frenching we called it, until you'd have a chap, you'd look like something out of the Star Wars bar. 1.00
00:15:30.000 The cafeteria, you were like, asshole face. 0.99
00:15:32.000 Your whole lips would be bright red and swollen, and plus you had her lipstick and her lip gloss on. 1.00
00:15:38.000 Um, from just going, blam, blam, blam, blam, blam, blam.
00:15:41.000 And so, you'd be into it for a bit.
00:15:42.000 You'd go, I can get into this.
00:15:43.000 I'm gonna be Frenching.
00:15:45.000 I'm a Frencher.
00:15:46.000 And then, you know, an hour in, you're like, alright, let's ramp it up here.
00:15:49.000 Uh, I can smash coconuts with this thing.
00:15:51.000 Let's uh, let me do a tit thing.
00:15:53.000 Nope.
00:15:54.000 Okay, back to necking.
00:15:55.000 Maybe I'll check in once an hour.
00:15:57.000 That's six times.
00:15:58.000 We'll listen to Stairway to Heaven 40 times.
00:16:03.000 And I'd see those guys that were still at the arcade going back.
00:16:06.000 Anyway, that became normalized, and now it's hip to be a wrinkled teenager, to be a perpetual adolescent.
00:16:16.000 And Chris Hardwick was one of those guys.
00:16:18.000 And they just come across as total phonies to me.
00:16:20.000 And I was on Fox News talking about Neil deGrasse Tyson, who I've since become pals with, sort of.
00:16:25.000 I've hung out with him a couple times.
00:16:27.000 And I never really hated Neil.
00:16:29.000 I hated his fans.
00:16:31.000 And I heard Chris Hardwick on a podcast go, you know, when Neil deGrasse Tyson walks into the room, just his energy, it just it just changes the climate of the room completely.
00:16:43.000 I mean, you really feel like you're you're with a presence.
00:16:47.000 And I'm thinking,
00:16:49.000 He doesn't have that many published papers.
00:16:50.000 There's so many astronomers that are more accomplished than him.
00:16:54.000 So what's really going on here, and you don't see this as much in Canada as you do in America, but this sycophantic worship of black people who fill the white liberal role. 0.63
00:17:05.000 So they want all black people to be scientists, and black people tend not to be, but when one does, they go, good boy! 1.00
00:17:13.000 Good boy! 0.95
00:17:13.000 And they want to give him a treat. 0.95
00:17:15.000 And then they also say, if you don't like him, you're racist because you don't want blacks to be scientists.
00:17:19.000 I can't remember who accused me of that. 0.67
00:17:20.000 I think it might have been Bill Maher.
00:17:22.000 Someone who said, uh, do you think these people that are mad at you, they resent that you're black?
00:17:27.000 Yeah. 0.63
00:17:28.000 Racists hate when black people study hard, stay with a family that's together, and then make their own family that stays together and raise kids and love them and stay out of trouble and discover things for science. 0.57
00:17:40.000 Oh, yeah. 0.96
00:17:41.000 Everyone hates that.
00:17:42.000 We go, ooh, I wanted you to fail.
00:17:45.000 Infuriating belief. 0.95
00:17:48.000 But anyway, so Chris Hardwick was that kind of guy, and I said, I said back then, I go, this is the kind of guy that's a douche. 0.86
00:17:57.000 And it's not just a Neil deGrasse Tyson thing, which smells of racism, by the way. 1.00
00:18:00.000 When you lick a black scientist's ass, it's because he's black. 1.00
00:18:04.000 And isn't that the same as not liking someone because they're black? 1.00
00:18:07.000 It's like Obama. 0.99
00:18:08.000 You elected him because he's black. 1.00
00:18:09.000 That's racist. 0.99
00:18:10.000 You're making a decision based on race.
00:18:13.000 Vote for Hillary because she's a woman. 1.00
00:18:15.000 That's sexist! 1.00
00:18:17.000 Half the population has the same genitalia as her. 0.99
00:18:19.000 I vote for genitalia now? 1.00
00:18:21.000 Vote for President Penis. 1.00
00:18:24.000 We almost didn't get Trump as president because he mentioned a vagina in a seemingly negative light. 1.00
00:18:29.000 It's genitalia elections. 0.99
00:18:31.000 Welcome to the genitalia elections! 1.00
00:18:33.000 It's penis versus vagina. 1.00
00:18:35.000 What do you have? 1.00
00:18:36.000 I have a vagina. 1.00
00:18:36.000 Well you'll be in this line. 1.00
00:18:38.000 What do you have? 1.00
00:18:38.000 I have a penis but I identify as a woman. 1.00
00:18:40.000 Well you go in the vagina line. 1.00
00:18:42.000 I just saw a guy in the news said, he gave birth, he breastfed, and now he wants his son to see him as a man. 0.99
00:18:52.000 You mean she gave birth, she breastfed, and now she wants her son. 0.97
00:18:56.000 She's got these horrific scars where her tits used to be, and belly hair from all the pills she's taking, and she's holding this poor boy. 0.99
00:19:05.000 Who, by the way, this is a common thing I've noticed with all these people that are self-righteous about parenting and how, you know, parents need to understand that I'm actually a great parent. 0.91
00:19:14.000 They're never great parents.
00:19:17.000 Like, you see these videos about, pitbulls are not dangerous, I'm actually a great parent.
00:19:22.000 Look, here is my son asleep on my pitbull in the middle of the afternoon.
00:19:27.000 And you go, okay, you didn't just prove that pitbulls are nice by having one that didn't eat a kid once.
00:19:34.000 But also, your son's not meant to be napping on a dog in the middle of the day.
00:19:40.000 If your son is still at the napping age, he should be in his crib at his designated sleep time.
00:19:46.000 My kids never fell asleep on the carpet.
00:19:49.000 They had their nap time, and it was like 12 to 2 or whatever it was, and they would be in their crib.
00:19:55.000 They never slept not in their areas.
00:20:00.000 In this case, there was an example. 1.00
00:20:02.000 The kid wasn't napping on a dog, but he had a wood bead choker on, like some fucking Buddhist bullshit, around his neck. 1.00
00:20:10.000 You don't put necklaces on babies, you dunce! 1.00
00:20:15.000 That's how they get tangled up and they get choked to death. 0.99
00:20:18.000 No, but it's all about me. 1.00
00:20:20.000 It's all about my tits I used to have. 1.00
00:20:23.000 Anyway, I'm really dragging this out. 0.99
00:20:26.000 So, Chloe Dixtra
00:20:28.000 Has come out seemingly accusing, and you'll notice all the headlines, they say, did Skydart just out an abusive relationship with Chris Hardwick? 0.84
00:20:40.000 Question mark?
00:20:42.000 So allegedly, in huge all caps, she's been listing this abusive relationship she had where he was so mean to her, he'd keep her locked up in a hotel, tell her that she couldn't talk in public.
00:20:53.000 Uh, prevent her from drinking, made her ex all her friends, like a Scientologist. 0.99
00:20:57.000 She would have to stay at hotels while he went out partying and got girls numbers. 0.69
00:21:01.000 And then he would, he would have sex with her no matter what she was doing. 0.97
00:21:03.000 And if she didn't feel like it, she should just lie there. 0.98
00:21:06.000 Called it starfishing, I believe.
00:21:09.000 And, uh, she became anorexic.
00:21:10.000 She got these, what are they called?
00:21:13.000 Hysterical pregnancies?
00:21:15.000 Echnomonical?
00:21:16.000 Echionic pregnancies? 0.96
00:21:17.000 This weird pregnancy you get where your body thinks you're pregnant, because I guess it's under such stress, but it's not, so it just develops a tumor.
00:21:23.000 I think women can give birth, by the way, to their own baby. 1.00
00:21:29.000 You ever heard about this?
00:21:30.000 It just does what a baby can make, which is teeth, hair, fat, and I think no bone.
00:21:39.000 So you push out this
00:21:41.000 Horror movie lump with a tooth sticking out of it and five hairs So I guess she had those I guess Chris Hardwick has has mutant babies with teeth and three hairs It's it's listed as a tumor So she was so stressed out.
00:21:57.000 She got those she almost died From that she she had oh when she had one of these According to her when she had one of these surgeries where they took out the tumor I 0.71
00:22:10.000 He slept on a cot at the base of her bed.
00:22:12.000 She thought, that's nice.
00:22:13.000 And her mother was there too.
00:22:13.000 And then the doctor came in and goes, we're good.
00:22:15.000 We removed your weird baby lump.
00:22:18.000 And the mother goes, oh good.
00:22:19.000 When can she walk again? 0.98
00:22:20.000 And then Chris allegedly said, when can I have sex with her again? 0.98
00:22:27.000 What a catch.
00:22:29.000 And I'm sorry to read about an abusive relationship and all the details about it, including recordings she has in case he wants to sue her, etc, etc.
00:22:38.000 But there's nothing that feels better than I told you so.
00:22:41.000 And I gotta admit, when I first came up with this concept that the date raping jocks are the good guys and the beta male feminist allies who write about gay rights and they're straight and want to help people allegedly in their Salon Huffington Post, Maclean's, Guardian magazines, it seemed like a radical theory.
00:23:02.000 But I'm right, and I just keep getting proof right, and I gotta tell you, it feels weird to read an article about a woman being abused and to feel so good reading it. 0.98
00:23:11.000 Like the worse she was abused, the better I feel, because I fucking called it. 0.95
00:23:15.000 Yeah, she wasn't allowed to go anywhere at night. 0.99
00:23:21.000 This is again, just her allegations.
00:23:23.000 He had a busy schedule.
00:23:25.000 No male friends.
00:23:27.000 He was sober, so she's not allowed to drink alcohol.
00:23:29.000 I was not to speak, this is her talking in this letter, in this essay she put up.
00:23:33.000 I was not to speak in public places, elevators, cars with drivers, restaurants where tables were too close, as he believed that people recognized him and were listening to our conversations.
00:23:42.000 Our dinners out were usually silent.
00:23:44.000 Him on his phone.
00:23:45.000 The end.
00:23:49.000 Pretty golden, huh?
00:23:51.000 Now, I know what you're thinking. 1.00
00:23:52.000 You're thinking, Gav, you're a hypocrite. 0.99
00:23:56.000 Because Cale Hartman's exes did the same to him and put up a picture of one of them with bruised legs. 0.98
00:24:03.000 She's now a co-producer on Artie Lang's show.
00:24:06.000 I forget her name.
00:24:07.000 And Cale Hartman lost his job, lost his career, gets kicked out of comedy clubs to this day, has become a total pariah.
00:24:16.000 Every time he's gone, you're worried he's dead.
00:24:20.000 Don't look up Artie Lange, Dunst.
00:24:23.000 I know, look up Kale Hartman Rape, whatever. 0.99
00:24:25.000 He looks up Artie Lange's Twitter.
00:24:32.000 Then you'd have to go through the show and parse through that. 0.89
00:24:35.000 Anyway, well, the reason that I sound like a hypocrite now is one, 0.62
00:24:43.000 I know Kale.
00:24:44.000 I know he's innocent, and I know that he would love for her to go to court and to name him, but she just did it as innuendo and fried his life.
00:24:52.000 What's her name?
00:24:55.000 Yeah, that's it.
00:24:56.000 Beth Stellings?
00:24:58.000 Yeah, Beth Stellings.
00:24:59.000 Why would she lie?
00:25:00.000 I don't know.
00:25:01.000 If you look at her Google results, she was a nobody before she made up this story, and then she became massive. 0.99
00:25:08.000 Now, made up this story,
00:25:10.000 It's hard to say, because she's had an abusive relationship. 0.94
00:25:13.000 Her legs were covered in bruises.
00:25:14.000 Kale's story, which he's made public, is they were horsing around.
00:25:17.000 Things got crazy.
00:25:19.000 She was drunk.
00:25:19.000 She started kicking at him.
00:25:20.000 He was trying to hold her legs down. 0.60
00:25:22.000 She's a great kicker, because she took field hockey. 0.96
00:25:24.000 And when you fight with your girlfriend, they end up with bruises all over their legs. 1.00
00:25:28.000 It wasn't like, get me some, cook me some fucking eggs, woman! 1.00
00:25:36.000 Oh, crashing. 1.00
00:25:36.000 Yeah, sorry. 1.00
00:25:37.000 Not the Artie Lange Show.
00:25:38.000 Crashing.
00:25:39.000 Right, he's on the show.
00:25:40.000 So she got a great career out of it and he lost a career out of it.
00:25:44.000 So this sounds very similar, does it not?
00:25:46.000 Yes, but one, I have intimate knowledge of the Cale thing, and I know he's innocent, and I think her boyfriend was named Sam Morrill, and he's the one who outed Cale, and Cale, like, whenever he gets drunk, he tries to find Sam to kill him, and then all these other comedians go, Yo, what's with your boy, Cale? 0.97
00:26:02.000 That's fucked up. 0.64
00:26:02.000 And I go, I don't know, when you ruin someone's life, you gotta be ready for the person whose life you ruin to be stalking you. 0.64
00:26:09.000 Or at least want to kick your ass. 1.00
00:26:11.000 That's the thing about these millennial beta male comedian pussies is they just ruin someone's life, sabotage them somewhere like on digital media, and then when there's ramifications they go, what the fuck? 1.00
00:26:23.000 You see it at rallies too. 1.00
00:26:25.000 Someone shoves someone, they get shoved back and they go, that's assault!
00:26:27.000 Police!
00:26:28.000 Police!
00:26:29.000 Or those kids at that bar in New York who were harassing that gang, not gang, sorry, but group of oi and punk enthusiasts, ex-skinhead guys, not racist guys, called 2-1-1.
00:26:42.000 They went over to them, 2-11, and they were recording them with their phones.
00:26:47.000 So they could dox them and out them as Nazis, which they're not, and ruin their lives and get them fired.
00:26:52.000 And by the way, these are rich Columbia grad students doing it, and they're trying to dox these blue-collar dudes who, if they lose their money, they lose their mortgages, they lose their jobs, they can't pay for their kids.
00:27:02.000 Like, they're steamworkers and steamfitters and stuff.
00:27:05.000 And as these kids do this, they have a sticker on their phone that says Antifa.
00:27:10.000 So it's like, hi, I'm here to ruin your life.
00:27:12.000 So they get, as the 211 boys call, they get tuned up.
00:27:17.000 And they instantly go to the police, go to the New York Post, tell us stories about Nazis beat us up because we had a sticker on our phone.
00:27:24.000 They weren't Nazis and they beat you up because you were trying to ruin their lives and you were being remarkably obtuse about it. 0.88
00:27:31.000 Anyway, so let me address this apparent hypocrisy. 0.88
00:27:36.000 This woman claims to have evidence. 0.89
00:27:39.000 I hate Chris Hardwick.
00:27:41.000 And here's the big picture. 0.99
00:27:43.000 I'm a hypocrite now. 0.98
00:27:45.000 I play Dirty Pool. 0.97
00:27:47.000 I take all the wins I can get and pit them against all the losses I have to endure.
00:27:55.000 These guys aren't playing fair.
00:27:57.000 I'm sleeping in a car with a shotgun.
00:27:59.000 I'm checking the cameras that surround my home for intruders.
00:28:02.000 I'm hiding my kids' names.
00:28:04.000 And I'm taking it, by the way.
00:28:05.000 I'm watching my friends go to jail.
00:28:07.000 We got Trigger Tommy getting attacked by Antifa. 0.99
00:28:09.000 He's got to slash them with knives.
00:28:11.000 I got another guy facing charges for a knife attack. 0.96
00:28:14.000 I got a buddy in Ottawa who got attacked by a Palestinian man getting charged with hate crimes and it seems, it appears, the prosecution is more in bed with the media than his own defense attorneys.
00:28:23.000 I'm spending half the day on my phone with lawyers trying to get my buddies out of prison while these cucks, these betas, sit at home and tweet away allegations that ruin people's lives.
00:28:36.000 And they don't expect any ramifications for it.
00:28:39.000 So, you want to play hardball?
00:28:41.000 Yeah, let's play hardball.
00:28:42.000 You want to get petty?
00:28:43.000 You want to ruin Kale's life?
00:28:45.000 Well, I want to ruin Chris Hardwick's life.
00:28:47.000 And it appears his life is ruined. 0.99
00:28:49.000 So there's no fucking way I'm going to stand by with the flag of decency next to Chris Hardwick, who would happily watch me drown. 0.99
00:28:59.000 And say, look, I know this is fucked up and he probably did it, but the ethical thing to do is to have a tribunal and blah blah blah. 1.00
00:29:07.000 Fuck tribunals. 1.00
00:29:09.000 These guys have been playing dirty pool for too long. 1.00
00:29:12.000 The gloves are off.
00:29:13.000 So I am going to revel in the end of Chris Hardwick's career.
00:29:18.000 It is classic me too.
00:29:20.000 And this is much worse even than the allegations of kale.
00:29:24.000 Because in the Kale allegations, which are not true, he was accused of being in a manipulative, abusive relationship where he was too rough, and she stayed with him for years.
00:29:34.000 And there was no, like, mental torture.
00:29:36.000 She doesn't list rules like, I can't go out at night.
00:29:38.000 So, the Kale allegations were false, and even if they were true, they're nothing compared to this. 0.98
00:29:43.000 And also, the big one here is that a la Harvey Weinstein, Chris Hardwick ruined her career.
00:29:52.000 And he used her best pal, according to these allegations. 1.00
00:29:56.000 So he said, look, Sandy, whatever her name is, this bitch fucked me over. 1.00
00:30:00.000 She dumped me for abusing her too much. 1.00
00:30:02.000 So I need you to ruin her career.
00:30:05.000 Make sure she never works again.
00:30:06.000 And she didn't work again for a long time.
00:30:08.000 And this was her friend doing this.
00:30:09.000 And this is LA in a nutshell, where everyone just goes,
00:30:14.000 I'm sorry, it's better for my career.
00:30:15.000 I gotta flip on you.
00:30:17.000 Like Kale, his roommates go, look, I know you're innocent, man, but it looks bad on me being around you, so yeah, you're dumped.
00:30:25.000 I can't be seen with you.
00:30:27.000 And that was the end.
00:30:28.000 That's the even crazier part. 1.00
00:30:31.000 I almost respect Chris for being a malicious cocksucker who wants to abuse women and treat them as slaves. 1.00
00:30:38.000 I almost respect that more 1.00
00:30:41.000 Then the friend who goes, well, I gotta flip on my buddy.
00:30:45.000 It's good for my career.
00:30:46.000 It's my job. 1.00
00:30:47.000 I gotta stab my friend in the back. 1.00
00:30:49.000 That's worse, isn't it? 1.00
00:30:51.000 It's like Malcolm X said about liberals.
00:30:54.000 He said, I'd prefer a wolf in wolf's clothing than a wolf in sheep's clothing.
00:30:59.000 He goes, at least rednecks, I know where they stand on me and they don't like me, and that's clear. 1.00
00:31:04.000 And he said racist rednecks, by the way. 0.93
00:31:06.000 But he goes, with liberals, they're so obsequious that it leaves a bad taste in my mouth. 1.00
00:31:13.000 And that's the moral of the story here, is that these pussies have no honor. 1.00
00:31:17.000 No character. 1.00
00:31:19.000 And they'll have no legacy.
00:31:20.000 And they'll have no kids, for the most part.
00:31:21.000 They always have one kid.
00:31:24.000 And because they can put their kids' faces everywhere without worry about repercussions.
00:31:27.000 You'll notice you never see Dana Lash's kids.
00:31:29.000 But every other left-wing celebrity can put their kids all over the place. 1.00
00:31:32.000 Hey, here's my daughter. 1.00
00:31:33.000 She just graduated high school.
00:31:34.000 I don't have to worry about death threats.
00:31:37.000 Um, they'll always have their kid, like on their Twitter feed, and it'll say, Father of Josiah, and it'll have a big picture of him, and it's always one kid.
00:31:46.000 They're so proud of themselves for making a kid.
00:31:48.000 I was at a bar once, and the bar, just by coincidence, when the guy walked in, uh, this is in the suburbs, P.S.
00:31:57.000 The guy walked in and the bar fell silent just because that was the ebbs and flows of the of the of the room had nothing to do with him.
00:32:05.000 And the bartender goes, Whoa, you walk in everyone quiets down.
00:32:08.000 And he goes, Oh, yeah.
00:32:11.000 Is it because I'm a dad?
00:32:12.000 They're gonna get disciplined.
00:32:15.000 Is that gross or what?
00:32:17.000 We're in the burbs. 1.00
00:32:17.000 We're all fucking dads. 1.00
00:32:19.000 And a lot of us have 23 year old kids. 1.00
00:32:23.000 So you and your baby are totally irrelevant.
00:32:26.000 You're borderline not a dad.
00:32:29.000 You one person kids. 0.99
00:32:31.000 And the fact that he thinks we all, A, know who he is, and B, give a shit that he's a dad, I couldn't look at him for the rest of the time. 0.96
00:32:38.000 And I was talking, sort of, he was, I was me, I've always been me, then there's a guy in the corner, the douche I just told you about, and then there's another guy around the corner, and I'm talking to that guy around the corner, so he's in between us, so he interjects, and that's fine, you know, we're kicking a ball back and forth, if the ball comes over to you, you can kick it to me, that's cool, but I'm still mad at you for the dad quote. 0.97
00:32:57.000 And by the way, this is what I always say about racism, too.
00:33:00.000 We have way more prejudices that go way above race.
00:33:03.000 Like, I can talk to black guys all day long, but if one of them wears flip-flops, we're done. 1.00
00:33:11.000 And I think most people are like that. 0.97
00:33:12.000 They have way other handicaps, way bigger handicaps. 0.99
00:33:15.000 Race is like number 761. 0.78
00:33:18.000 Astrology is at the top of my list.
00:33:20.000 If you believe in astrology, we cannot be friends.
00:33:23.000 But anyway, that guy goes pee, and my guy goes pee, and I'm left with dad douche, and I just, I cannot bring myself to talk to him.
00:33:35.000 Like what, the normal bar parlance is, your main man goes pee, and you're left there, and you should say a line like, yeah, well it's crazy times.
00:33:45.000 Like some sort of buffer to bring us to something else, or, and you know the other thing too, is if you told her that, she wouldn't even believe you.
00:33:53.000 Well, what are you gonna do, huh?
00:33:54.000 What are you gonna do?
00:33:55.000 One of those little things.
00:33:56.000 I couldn't do one.
00:33:58.000 And so we just sat there, and he must have had the longest piss on Earth.
00:34:02.000 I hate when people do that, too.
00:34:04.000 I hate when men just go there, piss, you don't have to wash your hands. 1.00
00:34:06.000 I mean, I have a foreskin, so I don't even go near the pee, but I assume you head guys just piss until it drops out, then wait a bit, milk it a little bit, give it a shake. 0.99
00:34:16.000 If you get a drop on your hand, big deal, it's pee. 0.96
00:34:18.000 It's probably evaporated by the time you made it to the sink.
00:34:20.000 By the way, there's way more germs on the sink than there is on your dink.
00:34:24.000 But they go in there, they wash, and they scrub, they get the soap. 0.91
00:34:28.000 Meanwhile, you're dying for a piss.
00:34:30.000 And then they get... The blower thing on their hands.
00:34:35.000 Oh, they gotta be boned. 1.00
00:34:36.000 What are you, a manicurist? 0.85
00:34:37.000 Why do your hands... Are we going into surgery now? 1.00
00:34:41.000 The fuck are you doing, dude? 1.00
00:34:42.000 It's just a piss. 1.00
00:34:43.000 We're drinking beer.
00:34:43.000 You're gonna have a thousand of those.
00:34:46.000 So he has his hour-long piss, and we just sit there in silence, sipping beers like arch enemies.
00:34:50.000 Like we share the same ex-girlfriend or something.
00:34:53.000 And then, he left, whatever, blah blah blah, I'm glad to see him go.
00:34:58.000 I hated him. 0.99
00:34:58.000 He had one of those sweaters where the zipper goes down just to, between your nipples, you know those? 0.99
00:35:04.000 The zipper doesn't go, not that your sweater should have a zipper, not that you should wear a sweater! 0.99
00:35:09.000 Outside of New York, sweaters are gay. 0.99
00:35:12.000 No, sorry, outside of Britain, sweaters are gay. 0.93
00:35:15.000 And it's very popular here in New York in the winter to have a blazer on, a suit and a tie, and then 0.98
00:35:22.000 Either a v-neck sweater, which is stupid, or a full sweater that zips down from the neck. 0.94
00:35:28.000 Down about six inches to your sternum. 0.99
00:35:31.000 That's popular with lawyers.
00:35:33.000 Maybe have a purple one.
00:35:35.000 And New York is either freezing cold outside or 70 degrees inside. 0.97
00:35:39.000 So you don't need it outside because you're wearing a jacket, and then inside you're fucking boiling instantly. 0.59
00:35:45.000 Now in Britain, where everywhere is freezing cold to the bone, sure, you can make a sweater argument. 0.80
00:35:50.000 But in North America, where it's either freezing or not, then you're constantly boiling. 1.00
00:35:55.000 You look so stupid. 1.00
00:35:56.000 I could see you sweating. 1.00
00:35:59.000 And he was one of those guys.
00:36:00.000 They also love, by the way, in the suburbs, they love these quilted vests.
00:36:04.000 It's like, my torso's so precious, I have to keep my core warm.
00:36:09.000 Ooh, I can't get a chilly torso, a chilly corso.
00:36:13.000 What are you, a Fabergé egg?
00:36:15.000 Be cold!
00:36:16.000 Go red! 1.00
00:36:18.000 Be so cold you're pink, you pussy. 1.00
00:36:20.000 Or I'll eat you out. 1.00
00:36:24.000 So then the next day we go to the barber's and I'm getting my hair cut and he sits down next to me and in a weird sort of racist way a lot of these white suburbanites look the same to me.
00:36:35.000 Maybe it's because in New York City it was such a Star Wars bar that there'd be one guy who's eight foot tall and black and then a trans midget and then a dude with no arm and then a guy with facial tattoos so it was very easy to remember people. 0.93
00:36:47.000 But in the suburbs you get a lot of homogeneity.
00:36:50.000 And so he sat next to me, I'm pretty sure, in the barber chair, and I didn't speak to him then.
00:36:56.000 Because I didn't recognize him, but now it looks like we're in a huff.
00:36:59.000 So, I kind of made an enemy, and I'm kind of happy with it. 0.91
00:37:03.000 Because he is a douche, because he said that one sentence.
00:37:07.000 Now, what's really important is we get to my sponsor, who is We The People Holsters. 0.57
00:37:14.000 You can check them out at wethepeople.com.
00:37:18.000 That is the right address, right?
00:37:20.000 It's very painful for me to read this, obviously, because I live in New York City, and I've been trying to get a concealed carry forever.
00:37:29.000 I go up the road to the very end, and then I get refused.
00:37:34.000 What are you saying, Dave?
00:37:37.000 WeThePeopleHolsters, plural?
00:37:40.000 Yep.
00:37:41.000 WeThePeopleHolsters.com.
00:37:46.000 I'm missing all my copy for this.
00:37:48.000 It has adjustable can, adjustable ride, which apparently means you can have the different direction it's in.
00:37:54.000 It's great for fatties. 0.82
00:37:55.000 They mold them personally themselves.
00:37:59.000 The cost starts out at about $35. 0.93
00:38:02.000 And I just, every time I talk to these guys, I just get so fucking jealous.
00:38:08.000 When they talk about all the different handguns they have, and they're like, what kind of handgun do you have?
00:38:13.000 We'll send you one.
00:38:15.000 And I'm like,
00:38:16.000 Uh, I'm working on it, but I only have shotguns and rifles, long guns, you see.
00:38:22.000 And they're like, what?
00:38:23.000 Oh, okay.
00:38:25.000 Well, you keep working on that permit, boy. 0.99
00:38:27.000 And I'll keep carrying a gun everywhere I go, totally armed, totally ready to take down some lunatic who wants to shoot up a Taco Bell. 0.81
00:38:35.000 I am 100% prepared at all times. 0.99
00:38:38.000 If I see some guy raping a woman, I just come up and I end that instantly. 0.99
00:38:43.000 Pretty fucking awesome, huh? 0.99
00:38:46.000 Not in New York, but good news! 0.98
00:38:48.000 These gun laws here in New York are great for crime because the criminals listen very closely.
00:38:54.000 And we're only up to a murder a day in East New York.
00:38:57.000 Which is as bad as London, but not even close to as bad as Chicago, Baltimore, per capita.
00:39:07.000 It's like Iraq. 0.99
00:39:08.000 And I talk to Iraq vets about the south side of Chicago.
00:39:11.000 And they go, there was like 38 shootings, I think, last weekend or a couple weekends ago.
00:39:16.000 And I'm like, 38 shootings?
00:39:18.000 Isn't that, and that's a small area, right?
00:39:19.000 So that's a normal sort of battleground in Iraq.
00:39:23.000 Would that be a big night for you guys?
00:39:25.000 And they go, oh yeah!
00:39:27.000 38 guys got shot in a battle?
00:39:31.000 I mean, it would be international news.
00:39:33.000 It would have a name.
00:39:33.000 It would be like the Battle of Marak Tahar.
00:39:36.000 And no one would forget about it.
00:39:39.000 So, as the rest of the country has to suffer these bureaucrats who want to shut down
00:39:45.000 Legal gun owners.
00:39:46.000 We have beautiful places like Las Vegas where we the people holsters are from and They can they can focus on the Constitution in the Second Amendment Yeah, I think I covered everything right adjustable tension adjustable can't just about right it started $34.
00:40:04.000 You can custom make your own they they do custom printed designs in-house and
00:40:10.000 I'm kind of feeling good about this particular pass.
00:40:13.000 I feel like I will have a We The People holster within the year.
00:40:18.000 Honestly do.
00:40:19.000 Because I have a new lady now who's going to start me with my... I used to go from the city out, but now I'm going to go from the out in. 1.00
00:40:27.000 So I get all my permits for my handgun in the burbs and then slowly get closer to the boroughs and Manhattan.
00:40:36.000 What about that for a plan?
00:40:38.000 We'll see how it goes.
00:40:39.000 At the very least, I'll be armed in the burbs.
00:40:43.000 So that's our show for today, folks.
00:40:45.000 The moral of the story is that beta males are your enemy and alpha males are your friend.
00:40:51.000 And the reason, by the way, we're seeing so much backlash against Proud Boys and Trump is because the beta males have had the mainstream hoodwinked for a long time. 0.96
00:41:01.000 And losers were cool. 0.99
00:41:03.000 And it was funny to be a loser. 1.00
00:41:04.000 And people would see these stand-up comedians get up there and go, oh my god, I'm so fucked up. 1.00
00:41:08.000 I'm such a loser. 1.00
00:41:10.000 I'm such a nerd. 0.99
00:41:11.000 Oh, I love Dungeons and Dragons.
00:41:12.000 And everyone would clap.
00:41:13.000 And they would, you know, eventually get a girlfriend when they got famous and got a show.
00:41:17.000 And they'd sit there and say, we're trans allies and all this stuff.
00:41:19.000 And finally, 0.95
00:41:21.000 We're coming along going, yeah, no, you're not cool. 1.00
00:41:24.000 You're a dunce and a dork and a loser. 1.00
00:41:28.000 And we're going to start winning and we're not ashamed of ourselves anymore. 1.00
00:41:31.000 We're not apologizing for anything.
00:41:33.000 In fact, we're pretty darn thrilled with the Western world and America and all the great things we've created.
00:41:39.000 And we feel absolutely no guilt about it.
00:41:41.000 No guilt about slavery.
00:41:43.000 We're good to go.
00:41:56.000 And we'll start with us being terrible, and then we'll work on apologies and reparations from there.
00:42:01.000 When we say, no, we're not horrible.
00:42:02.000 We're actually pretty awesome.
00:42:04.000 And in the grand scheme of things, we've done a lot more good than harm.
00:42:07.000 And they go, wait, now my school was for nothing?
00:42:11.000 Now every album I've ever listened to is for nothing?
00:42:13.000 All the comedians I listen to, all that means nothing?
00:42:16.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:42:16.000 Actually, you're a rapist, by the way. 1.00
00:42:18.000 And you oppress women in abusive relationships. 1.00
00:42:23.000 They just have... That's why Trump derangement syndrome is so intense.
00:42:27.000 You gotta check out Tom Arnold on the Michael J. Knowles Show. 0.98
00:42:31.000 He is really fucking out to lunch with his... You know, Tom Arnold talks like he just had too much coke that night and he really needs to blow his nose really badly. 0.99
00:42:41.000 Trump is a Russian agent. 1.00
00:42:44.000 But finally, before we go, last thing, I have some really great news. 0.68
00:42:48.000 I should have said this at the beginning of the show, but it's all over social media.
00:42:51.000 Savetommy.com.
00:42:54.000 Double check that's the correct URL, Dave.
00:42:56.000 Savetommy.com.
00:42:58.000 Ezra Levant just started it.
00:43:00.000 We've had a lot of trouble getting in touch with the family.
00:43:03.000 He had a lawyer before that I was not a fan of who didn't seem professional, like driven, driven enough, just seemed too casual.
00:43:11.000 I'm very low-key.
00:43:12.000 She was like a soccer hooligan thing who would usually handle headbutts. 1.00
00:43:17.000 Allegedly.
00:43:18.000 Save Tommy.com.
00:43:18.000 Yeah, that's what I said.
00:43:20.000 And now we're back to what we were last time he was in trouble with the guys with the powdered wigs who charge insane 0.98
00:43:26.000 We're good to go.
00:43:46.000 That this fund is going to raise a million bucks.
00:43:48.000 Canada, UK, America, you know, Australia is going to be huge.
00:43:54.000 All the Commonwealth countries love him.
00:43:57.000 And I don't think his lawyer fees are going to be that bad.
00:43:58.000 I think they'll be maybe one or two hundred thousand.
00:44:00.000 So that's going to be a massive nest egg for his children.
00:44:04.000 I don't think so.
00:44:20.000 He has agreed to take zero pennies, zero cents.
00:44:23.000 Now, Ezra is Jewish, I am Scottish, and we are constantly having battles for how cheap each other is.
00:44:31.000 If we go out for lunch, I will pay, and it's like 30 bucks, I will pay $15, he will pay $15.
00:44:37.000 If it's $30.01, we will break out a steel hacksaw and saw a penny in half.
00:44:45.000 So, none of us pays more than the guy.
00:44:47.000 Or, he'll just pay the penny and I'll owe him a penny.
00:44:50.000 Or I'll owe him half a penny next time.
00:44:52.000 And, uh, so he, he has to make, he has insured that he will get 100% of the money.
00:45:00.000 And I was listening closely to his video, which is great by the way, about the whole thing.
00:45:05.000 And if you listen closely, and Scots and Jews, you will identify with this.
00:45:12.000 If you listen very closely, after he says his wife will get 100% of the money, you can hear him gulp.
00:45:21.000 Listen, have you got it cued up?
00:45:25.000 Play it loud on my monitor.
00:45:25.000 You will have complete discretion over them.
00:45:29.000 Today is the day.
00:45:31.000 If you watch the video on your own time, I think it's around two, what is the time code?
00:45:37.000 246.
00:45:37.000 So go a little bit before so we can hear what he's saying.
00:45:41.000 All surplus funds will be transferred to Tommy's wife and she will have complete discretion over them.
00:45:48.000 Today... Maybe, in post, can you pump that up?
00:45:53.000 I can't wait to tease him about that.
00:45:56.000 Beep out her name, by the way. 0.99
00:45:57.000 I shouldn't have said her name.
00:46:00.000 Alright folks, we mentioned We The People Holsters, very important.
00:46:03.000 WeThePeopleHolsters.com, put in passcode GAVIN, you get 10% off, I believe.
00:46:09.000 Also, very important, go to SaveTommy.com, donate whatever you can, you know it's going to a good cause, you know it's not going to be squandered, no one else gets a cut, just the family, and if Tommy dies, and the odds I'd say are 1 in 3,
00:46:23.000 that he dies, is murdered.
00:46:25.000 His wonderful, beautiful children who I've met and hung out with.
00:46:28.000 He's the best kid.
00:46:29.000 His son is just the best.
00:46:32.000 Oh my God.
00:46:33.000 When I first met his son, one of the other soccer hooligans go, you need a booster, son, you need a booster to sit in the car.
00:46:39.000 And he goes, no, I'm all right.
00:46:40.000 Because he's a tough kid.
00:46:41.000 He doesn't want to, he's a little kid, right?
00:46:43.000 He doesn't want to be in a booster.
00:46:44.000 And then the other guys go, well, your dad does.
00:46:48.000 And then everyone laughs their head off because Tommy's so short.
00:46:53.000 Constant hilarious laughs with those guys.
00:46:55.000 Good gazes, top gazes, top gazes, sound, sound, sound.
00:46:58.000 Alright, gotta go.
00:46:59.000 See you soon.