This episode is a mashup of a few of my favorite bits from the past few weeks. I talk about a bunch of crazy things that have been going on in the world, and then dive into a crazy theory that s been floating around the internet for a while now. I think it s a good one, and I hope you enjoy it. Tweet me if you like it! Timestamps: 0:00:00 - Why is it so hard for women to have it all? 3:30 - What does it take to be a good parent? 4:00 - Is it better to have a job and be a great mom than a good wife? 5:15 - How many kids should a mom have? 6:40 - Is there a limit to how many kids you can have at once? 7:20 - How much money should a woman be allowed to earn? 8:00- Is it possible for a woman to have more than one job? 9:30- How to be good at one thing? 10:15- What is a good dad? 11:40- Should a woman have more kids? 12:20- Should you be loyal to her husband? 13:30 14:15 15:40 16:00 Is it ever okay to cheat on a woman who s not a good mom? 17: Is it okay to have sex? 18:15: What are you only loyal to a guy who sipping from a woman? 19:00 Can you be a girl who s only good at sex with a guy? 21: Is she a good guy if she s a bad girl? 22:00 Do you have a guy you like a girl that s only just because she s not good at it? 23:20 25:30 Can a guy be loyal? 26:30 Is a girl be loyal when you re a good friend? 27:30 Are you a good girl if you don t want to suck a guy that s a girl s ass? 28:00 Are you in love with someone who s good enough to suck your cock? 29:30 Do you want to get a threesome? 30:00 What is the worst thing you ve ever had sex with someone else s butt? 31:00 Should you have sex with another guy s ass in a park?
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00:00:05.000That's a song by some band from Long Island who sings like Rage Against the Machine and dances around with rap gestures and talks about Nazis!
00:01:51.000It's sort of like these divorced dads who go, I'm actually, I'm a better dad now that I'm divorced and I only see the kids on Wednesday night and every second weekend.
00:02:03.000A big part of being a parent is being mediocre.
00:02:06.000A big part of being a parent is just being there.
00:02:09.000So when your son or your daughter has something crazy to say, like, I was bullied and I'm feeling suicidal or, or, uh, you know, I like this boy.
00:03:15.000And this guy starts fucking his student, as all professors are wont to do, because men are only as loyal as their opportunities, and if hordes and hordes of 21-year-olds hit on you, eventually you're gonna snap.
00:03:27.000See, that's the thing about infidelity, too.
00:04:53.000And you can't do anything intense like start writing a book, because the second you get into the zone, you're pulled out and you have to go grab a pencil and throw it.
00:05:04.000And they just need that with the lighting to get that right.
00:05:09.000And so all these guys end up doing is sort of sifting through People magazine, reading the one paragraph stories.
00:05:17.000So, you're bored out of your mind, you're gorgeous, if you're in Hollywood, right?
00:05:23.000And you're with other gorgeous people, and gorgeous people tend to be dumb, because they don't have to ever try or get into stuff.
00:05:28.000So you're dumb, gorgeous, and bored, and lots of people want to blow you.
00:05:32.000So you're either going to screw the other female in the movie, or one of these equally bored production assistants, who also want to become actresses, so they want a one-upmanship.
00:05:43.000That's another thing we don't talk about with the Me Too, is how many women use their sex as currency on purpose.
00:07:26.000So the mom finds out, and I guess, I'm not privy to this, but I guess when you have kids that are in their 20s and your husband cheats on you, you don't break glasses the way like a Latina 20-year-old would.
00:09:04.000I don't tell, I don't say anything bad about the Mongols, and I'm not even going to use a hypothetical example of that because I would hate it to be taken out of context.
00:09:11.000I don't call Chuck Zito anything negative, and I'm not, again, not going to give you an example.
00:09:19.000Chuck Zito once knocked a guy out, that gossip columnist whose name I forget, because the gossip columnist was being featured in New York Magazine and he talked about snitches and then in the next paragraph Chuck Zito's name was mentioned.
00:09:35.000So Chuck Zito's name was too close to the word snitch.
00:09:39.000So we invited him to Rao's, which is this fancy Italian place.
00:09:44.000Actually, let me explain something to you.
00:09:47.000There's, I think it's called the Manhattan Club, and there's Rao's.
00:09:50.000Mobsters and blue-collar tough guys and drug dealers and stuff are super impressed when they go to the Manhattan Club because it's a very elitist, waspy club that only a bunch of- it looks- everyone there at that club looks like the grumpy Muppets, the bald Muppets.
00:10:06.000So it's one of the most elite clubs in Manhattan and mafioso types are fucking thrilled by it.
00:10:17.000Conversely, Rao's is the most elite restaurant for the mafia types.
00:10:23.000So I'm still trying to get into Rao's just so I can say I've been there.
00:10:27.000Basically, Rao's is an okay Italian restaurant with like five tables in it that you have to wait a year to get to.
00:10:35.000But what they do is they take that cachet where they probably don't even turn a profit.
00:10:39.000And then they make the sauce, the Rao's spaghetti sauce, which is in a factory.
00:10:46.000Meanwhile, giant cement mixtures of it are being poured into eight million jars a day.
00:10:52.000So it's a scam, but it's funny because like bourgeois white guys like me are totally thrilled to go to Rao's and are enamored by the crime of it all.
00:11:01.000Meanwhile, like some Goomba's mistress is like, fucking Rao's, fuck it.
00:11:09.000But she would poop her pants at the Manhattan Club, whereas white guys like me go to the Manhattan Club and it's just like, oh, I'm meeting my uncle.
00:11:15.000Fuck, I'm off on a million tangents here.
00:12:37.000But he also is really mad at himself in the book for fucking up and spending too much time at the Hells Angels Clubhouse and not enough time with his daughter and his wife.
00:12:46.000And he said, I fucked up my marriage that way and I screwed up.
00:12:48.000I spent more time with my motorbike than my daughter.
00:13:18.000I don't think you care about custody of your kids when they're 20, right?
00:13:22.000I don't want custody of my kids when they're 20.
00:13:23.000I don't want custody of my kids when they're 18 in one day.
00:13:26.000I saw some article in Rolling Stone, I forget who the musician was, but it was like fucking, I don't know, Perry Farrell or someone, and it was like, his troubling relationship with his father and how he left home at 17.
00:13:39.000Yeah, that's about when you leave home, 17, 18.
00:13:42.000And troubling relationship with your father in your teens?
00:14:32.000Even my nine-year-old, I can feel some conflict here, and he's got a one-up on me, because he knows a bizarre amount about baseball now.
00:14:40.000He can name any World Series winner, he knows all the rules, and there's an infinite number of rules.
00:14:44.000So now when I ask him a question, like, what's a, I don't understand, an in-park, home run, he'll sort of look, like, tilt his head down and then look up at me, like, are you serious right now?
00:14:54.000So I'm already getting the teenager shit.
00:14:57.000From both of my oldest kids, actually.
00:15:10.000So he's just living off his salary and I'm sure he got a, let's say a $1,500 a month apartment because he has a regular paycheck as a professor.
00:15:19.000And he wants his kids to want to come by.
00:15:52.000Remember, I had a place in upstate New York for a long time, and for whatever reason, my wife, I think she took the kids to her mother's in Madison.
00:15:59.000So I was building a play set, which takes a long fucking time.
00:16:05.000One of those big huge ones, like with the slide that you go up the stairs.
00:16:26.000But while I was building it for fun, I pretended that I was divorced, and I was trying to make my house look cool for the kids so they'd like coming here.
00:16:33.000Jesus Christ, it felt like I had a sandbag in my chest.
00:16:37.000It was the most profoundly sad little game
00:16:44.000You poor bastards out there, you dads who are trying to make your house seem cool for the kids and they get there all grumpy because they haven't been there in two weeks and they're starting to like the new boyfriend?
00:17:01.000Oh, they must talk about the dad to you.
00:19:27.000I'd say 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
00:19:47.000Like racists, bonafide racists, I'd say there's 3,000.
00:19:51.000But people who are optimistic, like Richard Spencer, about America becoming 100% white, I'm gonna say that's like 1,300 people.
00:20:00.000And as Derek Hunter pointed out recently,
00:20:04.000The woman's NBA, a good turnout for them is about 7,000.
00:20:09.000When the KKK was at its peak, they had 7,000 members.
00:20:13.000But we're going back now to 1920s, 1930s when the American population was very small.
00:20:58.000But we keep hearing about it, and this song is all about that.
00:21:03.000And the reason I brought it up, because it's been in my head all day, as Monday Night's GOML pointed out, we had tons of riots this weekend, tons of fights, tons of brawls.
00:21:16.000And 99% of them were families belong together.
00:21:21.000And this was America mad at Trump for separating kids from their families.
00:21:26.000Which was Clinton's law, and all Trump was doing was enforce it, which is what he said he would do, and then he erased the law and changed it, so now he's the guy who removed Clinton's law about separating people from their families.
00:21:41.000But to both Clinton and Trump, I say, what were you supposed to do?
00:21:45.000Like, if you get a Coke dealer, are you not separating him from his family?
00:21:49.000And if that Coke dealer is traveling, what do you do?
00:21:54.000Like say the coke dealer was from Miami and you catch him with his kids and he's dealing coke in Seattle.
00:22:01.000Surely you have to put the kids in a holding thing somewhere while you figure out what the hell or how they're going to get back.
00:22:07.000And then they're saying now, um, well now the, these people are being forced to pay hundreds of dollars, thousands in travel fare to go get their kids.
00:22:16.000Well, yeah, that's what would happen if you're a traveling criminal.
00:22:19.000No, but I'm saying that you shouldn't be illegal.
00:22:22.000There's no such thing as an illegal person.
00:22:30.000If you don't have border enforcement, there's no more borders.
00:22:32.000And we'd be the only country, I believe Somalia is the only other country that we would, and we'd be in there.
00:22:37.000So right now, I believe Somalia is the only country in the world without borders.
00:22:42.000Now I'm sure there's other shitholes where they don't really care if you cross the border, but I know my buddy crossed the border in Eastern Europe back in the early 90s when we were traveling around Europe squatting, and he got in big shit, and that was some fucking hellhole.
00:24:12.000You might as well say Trump is hurting puppies and have a bunch of pictures of sad puppies, you know.
00:24:16.000We got way more children in foster care.
00:24:19.000We got children without parents here in America.
00:24:23.000We got like three million fatherless children.
00:24:27.000Three million kids without parents in America.
00:24:30.000We have something like half a million kids in foster care right now.
00:24:34.000So the fact that some illegals who are allegedly the children of these parents, and a lot of these kids are just used as passports.
00:24:43.000Hey, I'm going to pretend I'm your father so I can get across because we've been getting away with it in the past.
00:24:47.000So a lot of them are just used as fake kids.
00:24:50.000Uh, the fact that there's been some horrible inconveniences there, and these kids are kept in very good conditions, not cages, unlike Obama.
00:24:57.000And Obama separated a lot more kids from his parents.
00:25:01.000So the fact that all that is going on means, I'm not falling for your shit.
00:25:04.000And I'm not falling for the sad kid and the crying little girl on the cover of Time who hadn't been separated from her parents, for the record.
00:25:19.000So if your numbers are dwindling, and they are, there's this whole new hashtag with the left, walk away, where they're encouraging them to leave the party.
00:25:40.000Murdering children even good movies like that movie about the Wild West that's out now Just came out like a couple months ago.
00:25:48.000I forget what it's called, but it's a really accurate depiction of Indian cowboys and Indians, and I think Christian Bale's in it and The Indians are not portrayed as saints.
00:25:59.000There's bad Indians and good Indians and same with the whites There's bad whites and good whites, and they show slaughter on both sides.
00:27:17.000Sometimes movies get bad reviews when they're already PC, but the critic is so left-wing that they're not satisfied.
00:27:23.000Like the new Incredibles, some feminist at the Post gave it a terrible grade because she said the dad wasn't in tune enough with his family.
00:27:32.000He didn't seem to know enough about parenting.
00:27:34.000And he had a very old-fashioned view of parenting, like he wasn't good at changing diapers and stuff.
00:27:39.000But then my family went to see it, I didn't go with them, and they told me the dad's a stay-at-home dad in it.
00:27:44.000So we strip the father of his career, the mom becomes a breadwinner, and the feminists go, sorry, not good enough.
00:27:51.000I need him to be in drag, and to take it up the butt.
00:28:12.000Show me them handle a situation that involves conflict, and then I'll like the character, and then I'll want the character to live, and I'll care what happens to them.
00:28:20.000You don't have to go shoot a fucking two-year-old in the head.
00:28:22.000At the beginning of your movie, to make me cry so I all of a sudden care.
00:28:26.000Jesus Christ, it's like the crack cocaine of plot lines.
00:28:49.000The cops in New York, the female cops, actually the female cops everywhere, are just large bottomed ladies, usually Hispanic, who could not beat up a fly.
00:29:02.000There's some Australian documentary coming out about the Proud Boys and in it they go, they couldn't give us one reason why this sort of anti-male culture hurts men.
00:29:16.000I'll give you 1,000 from children being medicated for being too boisterous as young boys in school
00:29:23.000To kids getting sent home for going pew pew with a Pop-Tart.
00:29:26.000To men having to apologize in college every time they open their mouths and say, I'm a white male, but I come from a place of privilege, but then explaining it.
00:29:36.000To the brutal custody men get, the terrible custody men get in divorce.
00:29:44.000Now, that's not whining, that's just stating a fact.
00:30:07.000Like if, if everywhere you went, little kids punched at you and screamed at you and threw bottles at you, if, you know, they're all under ten, you're gonna be fine.
00:30:15.000But it's still, you're gonna acknowledge, hey, everywhere I go, nine-year-olds try to kill me.
00:30:20.000I'm still gonna beat them all up, and I'm not scared of them.
00:30:22.000I'll just knock the knife out of their little hands.
00:30:33.000You can be victimized and not be a victim, is what I'm screaming.
00:30:38.000Anyway, so my second pet peeve is chicks in movies, action movies.
00:30:44.000I've been watching a lot of action movies, because I go to DC a lot, and I don't want the guy on the train next to me seeing me watch some Harry Met Sally romance, because that's private, especially if there's going to be a sex scene.
00:30:56.000The idea of me sitting watching a sex scene with a stranger next to me, God forbid it's a woman, is just unthinkable.
00:33:03.000Incels represent involuntary celibates, represent a minuscule part of the population.
00:33:08.000So stop making all my action movies the way nerdy virgins see women.
00:33:13.000I'm not intimidated by women, so I don't see them as like these scary giant beasts that kick down front doors.
00:33:21.000So then I'm watching Bright last night, which turns out to be pretty good, and the reason it got bad reviews is because I think it depicts racism in a funny and nuanced way, and yeah, it's kinda cool.
00:34:10.000I sound like Anthony Cumia was showing on his show a commercial from the 50s and it was for Anison and this guy comes home and he says, his wife says, we have a PTA meeting tonight so we should get ready and he goes, God damn it Muriel, I just got home!
00:38:06.000And by the way, she became Tomb Raider, which is also a nerd fantasy where they get to see violence and pretty girls at the exact same time.
00:38:14.000That's not something that appeals to us.
00:39:04.000Yeah, during a hurricane, the biggest one in the history of man, with cars whipping through the sky like someone's throwing rocks, she's there, not leaving her town, ready to brawl with a gang of hurricane thieves.
00:40:10.000They antifa there, they teach in the schools, they're your kindergarten teacher, they're your professors, they teach at the local universities, they teach geography.
00:40:21.000Alexander Del Rias, I think his name is?
00:40:23.000He's one of these professors who wrote about the whole thing in Farharet's magazine in Israel, which is phenomenally left-wing, and they get antifa to write articles about antifa.
00:40:33.000So it's a little biased, but um... So, uh...
00:40:38.000This town is very bad for Joey in the sense that he gets death threats every day, they come by his house, he's totally armed, he's got cameras everywhere ready for an invasion.
00:40:49.000It's like being a white farmer in South Africa, basically.
00:40:51.000I'm exaggerating a bit, but his life is still in jeopardy.
00:40:55.000So he says, I'm going to have a march, and if Antifa wants to fight me, and they want to kill me, fine.
00:41:00.000That'll just show the world who they are.
00:41:02.000But I'm going to march for, well, to promote my campaign, but also march for prayer, march for Trump, march for the flag, and say that Antifa isn't going to control us anymore.
00:41:13.000They're not going to control this town.
00:41:14.000We are part of this town too, you know, as conservatives.
00:41:18.000So, all these proud boys get on planes, trains, and automobiles and head over there and say, no Joey, you're not gonna get beat up, we're gonna surround you.
00:41:26.000So they go there to the event, and again, this had nothing to do with families belonging together, even though it was the same, um, same day.
00:41:35.000They go down there and the police say, okay, then they police form a perimeter and they go, you can do your talk here, but we're going to make sure there's no arms.
00:41:43.000So they take away not just brass knuckles or anything illegal, like those telescopic batons, but pepper spray, pen knives, anything that could be used as a weapon.
00:42:20.000Again, very diverse crowd, despite what the press will tell you about how it's all white.
00:42:23.000I actually had to send a legal letter to Haaretz that was written by an Antifa who was there, who actually picked up the kid who we knocked out, um, and tell them to change all white or we're going to sue you.
00:42:38.000And then the author, the Antifa author said, it wasn't me.
00:46:24.000Um, the more, and they're doing this sort of hyena type attacks, where one will go in, and if they can get one guy down, then they'll all jump into them.
00:46:31.000But, these guys are, like, there's nothing better than justified violence.
00:47:28.000So anyway, our guys start swarming them and then just start mowing them down like grass.
00:47:35.000Have you seen wheat been harvested before?
00:47:38.000The way the enormous combines will just come in and fell the wheat?
00:47:44.000Just toppling because these kids picked a fight with war vets and cops and ex-cops and blue-collar dudes with trades who bust their ass.
00:47:57.000The lefties talk about workers of the world unite but they're unemployed and they live in their mother's basement and they're getting soft.
00:48:03.000Their idea of attacking someone is to publish their address, just to sit passively on their computer and publish locations.
00:48:10.000Meanwhile, our guys build swimming pools in Florida in the crippling heat, laying down rebar where there's no crossbreeds because you're down in a hole.
00:48:22.000There's no relief from the heat down in that hole.
00:49:00.000But I think this guy's watched so many movies that he thinks being whipped by one of these, being hit by one of these, is like Harry Potter going, poof, you're dead.
00:49:09.000So he goes up to our guy, Rufio, who's a huge proud boy, 6'2", at least, built like a brick shithouse.
00:50:51.000And then stands there, he's unconscious standing, like a dead tree in the woods.
00:50:57.000And our boy needs to know if that guy's still a threat, right?
00:51:02.000He might just be standing there, he might be about to hit him again with the thing.
00:51:06.000So he pushes him over exactly the same way you push over dead trees when you're a little kid and you're walking through the forest and it takes a bit of a rocking and then
00:51:51.000I mean, this guy just knocked out two people, his adrenaline is pounding, he's in fight-or-flight mode, and you decide with your cigarette in your hand just to go over and start yelling expletives at him?
00:52:12.000I showed about 10 on my show tonight and She the cops see it and they go well, that's self-defense no matter how you slice it Of course, we had lawyers ready.
00:52:23.000My problem is we all have these aliases So I don't know half the guys real name.
00:53:45.000They're Islamophobic in the sense that they fear an Islamicization of the West, but that's an intellectual thing that you need to sit down in a salon with a cup of brandy to discuss.
00:53:58.000So not only are you wrong to fight these- and by the way, if they were Nazis, you should be scared.
00:54:05.000Like, we used to fight Nazis- Nazi skinheads in the 80s.
00:54:24.000If you think people are MS-13, you go, holy shit, I think my neighbors might be MS-13.
00:54:29.000You don't go over to your neighbor's house and go, ding dong, hey, asshole, you guys better not be fucking MS-13 or you're going to regret it.
00:54:37.000You start packing your bags when you think your neighbors are MS-13.