Tucker Carlson talks about a car being chased by a crazed man in his own neighborhood, and how he almost got run over by a car, and what happens when you see a car creeping in your own neighborhood. Also, the Daily Caller goes wild with a new segment called "Daily Caller Gone Wild," where Tucker calls a stripper a "secret Nazi" and calls her a "far-right weirdo." And how to deal with all the paranoia that comes with being a conservative in the 21st century, especially when it comes from the people you know and care about the most. Also, Tucker talks about how the left has lost its mind and is now obsessed with everything we pretend is a symbol, from a Kekistan flag, to a cartoon frog, to Milk is Racist, which is a dance that was actually about a woman who did a dance called "Milk Is Racist." Also, he talks about the time he chased a man who was chasing him and almost got into a fight with the cops, but he didn't know it was a real fight. And how he managed to get away from the craziness that is the left and get away unharmed. And finally, he explains why the left terrorizes us in a way that we don't even have to do anything at all, because they don't have to actually do anything to make us feel scared. This is terrorism, folks. It's automatic autopilot, not autopilot. It doesn't even matter what we do, we just run around chasing our tails. That's the beauty, it's autopilot! it's all autopilot and we don t have to be scared, we can run wild, we're just run wild we can do it so we can just run free right? And we can be scared or run wild . just like the left does not have to worry about anything but they can just let us run wild and run wild with the fear of the fear they create the fear that they create for us not even know what we are running out of them in order to get us to do something they can do anything they want to do even if it s a better life what they want us to run wild in their own way . and they don t even care that s what they do to us ?
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00:00:15.000So, I'm going out to my car, and I see a car creeping.
00:00:20.000Now, being a Conservative in 2017, or whatever I am, New Right, Alt-Right, means, you know, people dox you, that you get death threats, they come to your house.
00:00:31.000There was... I don't think people understand what goes on.
00:00:34.000I'm going to get to that in a second, but...
00:00:37.000You know, I've mentioned Dina Lash having to move, Martina Marcotta had to move, an article came out about her today that Matthew Sheffield wrote saying that the Daily Caller is drifting into
00:04:05.000When the left, the left terrorizes us, there's a lot of autopilot terror that goes on where they don't even have to participate and they've got us running around chasing our tails.
00:05:45.000I mean, the right is littered with spies.
00:05:49.000They're, they're all convinced that there's secret Nazis afoot.
00:05:53.000So every remotely right wing movement and by the right wing, I mean, non liberal, non devoutly liberal, non
00:06:02.000Left, far left wing movement has spies.
00:06:06.000Jack Buckbee, Martina Marcotta's fiance, just discovered that this woman, who has been working with him on his campaign, and working with him on, he's, he's a, I would call him a British nationalist.
00:07:05.000So he goes, yeah, it confuses me on a human level, but it's not like I secretly use the N-word when you catch me alone or talk about Jewish conspiracies or describe the various rapings I did that day when you catch me at the pub.
00:08:02.000Like, they're going to slit her throat if they find out that she's a spy.
00:08:05.000Who is the producer who sent Nancy Pelosi's daughter into the Klan?
00:08:13.000I know her because my friend did the music for her movie Journeys with George, where she took a Hi8 camera and followed George Bush around, George Bush Jr.
00:08:46.000It's a sketch where Eddie Murphy paints his face white and puts on a blonde wig and every time there's no blacks around, people are dancing and everything's free and he goes to the bank and he goes, hi, I'd like to take a loan, please.
00:09:54.000And David was saying, David was convinced that people like Jared Taylor use the N-word as soon as doors are closed.
00:10:02.000And Jared says, well, to be quite frank, David, I don't think I've ever heard that word spoken in parlance.
00:10:11.000I mean, I know some of the, what you would describe as some of the worst people alive, but that word isn't commonly used.
00:10:20.000And David was, you know, following the Eddie Murphy sketch.
00:10:25.000Anyway, there's someone following Jack Buckbee around and the truth of the matter is that we are under siege from these saboteurs and I went from calling them fake to calling them mentally ill to my new take on it is they are crazy ex-girlfriends.
00:10:45.000They're stalkers and they go, I know you're with Barbara.
00:10:49.000I know you're into that sports bullshit.
00:10:51.000That's what I said to Roaming Millennial on yesterday's show.
00:10:57.000This article Matt Sheffield wrote about Martina Mercota, he's saying that she was featured with Baked Alaska, she's been on my show, therefore she's drifting into Nazi territory.
00:11:12.000So he's mad about who she's been with.
00:11:15.000Doesn't that sound like an ex-boyfriend, an ex-girlfriend?
00:11:48.000Relationship she was in the burlesque art scene at this club called the box, so it's all LGBT weirdos trannies There's for example.
00:11:56.000Here's one of the shows this woman I Don't know what how to say it uses a Donald Trump doll to stimulate herself it goes in and out of her vagina and
00:12:09.000And then she squirts, makes a big mess.
00:12:12.000She's actually from the South, this girl, and she's not left-wing.
00:12:16.000She doesn't love Trump, but she doesn't dislike him.
00:12:19.000But she wears a flannel shirt and dresses up like a redneck, like a sad whore, and does this thing to herself that she doesn't really believe in for money.
00:12:30.000So that's the kind of world she's in and she realized, I'm not going to meet the man of my dreams here at the Donald Trump dildo convention.
00:12:37.000So she starts getting into conservatism and that's, and she met me and then I introduced her to Jack and the next thing you know she has a fiance.
00:13:01.000If a woman says you hit her, there's a year of your life gone, no matter how innocent you are.
00:13:06.000You could be in another country when she made the accusation.
00:13:09.000But for the paperwork to go through, it's going to be a year.
00:13:13.000And that's the situation Jackson, trying to clear his name based on a lie that he's a terrorist.
00:13:17.000Meanwhile, this guy's busting his ass and having to live in seclusion.
00:13:22.000Jack Buckbee, Tommy Robinson, all those guys you see talking about Islam in Britain, they live in the middle of nowhere with armed, not armed guards, but cameras and they're armed and dogs and all kinds of crap.
00:13:35.000Because that's the price you pay to stand up to Islam.
00:13:37.000Which is why you don't see liberals attacking Islam because they're scared.
00:13:41.000So they'd rather attack women like Martina.
00:13:46.000But yeah, the real reason she hung out with me is not because she's drifting into the far right, but because she'd like a man.
00:16:45.000He goes, oh yeah, yeah, I lived in London for a year.
00:16:49.000You know, you wouldn't wear a shirt like that in America with an American flag, but you're happy to wear a Union Jack.
00:16:54.000It's cool to be a nationalist about another country, but I don't see you proudly espousing nationalism in Britain or espousing it here in America.
00:17:04.000And he misunderstands my buddy and he goes, no, no, no, I'm not a nationalist.
00:21:10.000Like this one girl she had breasts the size of cars and they're nearly dumped out on the bar and she's there with a baseball hat on and sweats looking sculpted like a goddess and listening to the Beastie Boys.
00:21:25.000Then there's some other French au pair wearing like a dress with ripped nylons.
00:21:30.000She looks like she's in a punk band and she's like she looks like a drawing.
00:23:44.000There's things hanging off the rearview mirror and there's all these doilies on the seats and all kinds of ornate decorations along the side and the back.
00:23:55.000Even the thing that gave you the Kleenex had a bunch of ornate crap all over it.
00:25:03.000But no, we yelled at him for a long time until we realized how dangerous it was.
00:25:06.000And then we find out that the driver on the West Side Highway who killed eight people was an Uber driver here on a diversity visa that Obama hooked up.
00:25:21.000And it made me think, we are living in a society that is being dismantled.
00:25:28.000And it's being dismantled by astute saboteurs who are doing a very good job.
00:25:35.000The globalists, the Soroses, the politicians, the amoral individuals with no sense of tradition and history are doing an incredible job of taking apart our society.
00:27:04.000Like that thing I did, 10 things I hate about the goddamn Jews.
00:27:07.000That was a sort of an homage to a Robert Crumb comic where he mocks anti-semitism.
00:27:13.000And anyone who had watched the video would see that my problem with the people in Israel when I was there was they don't seem to be Zionist enough.
00:30:11.000If you were moral and you had any kind of character, then on the left, you would disavow black radicals who hate white people and say things like at Black Lives Matter rallies, OK, all the white people, get to the back, please.
00:30:22.000I want the people of color in the front.
00:32:36.000Saul Insky really did dedicate his book, Rules of Radicals, to Satan.
00:32:40.000And Hillary Clinton sees it as a Bible.
00:32:44.000That tells you everything you need to know right there.
00:32:46.000But if you were to pick up a book that was even more obtuse about its motives, and it was called How to Dismantle Society, it would look a lot like The Left and The Right and their witch hunts.
00:32:58.000Here's what's really going on with the SPLC and the ADL.
00:33:01.000I got this from Ezra Levant, a Zionist.
00:33:05.000He goes, what these groups really do is they prey on Jewish people.
00:33:10.000They prey on old wealthy Jews who have a justified PTSD from World War II.
00:33:18.000If they were probably kids now, but they've heard the stories from their parents and they are petrified of it happening again.
00:36:29.000And my word means a lot to me because I want my kids to go, oh, his word is big.
00:36:34.000My dad's, oh, if my dad shakes on it, he's got character.
00:36:37.000I think that will literally save your kid's life.
00:36:41.000You know, kids without moms, kids without dads, they're the ones who disappear with some shady character at two in the morning and end up in East New York and end up in the East River.
00:39:34.000Oh, well, some of them senior, they'll make 80, and in administration, they'll make maybe 100, 200, if they're principals and administrators.
00:41:40.000They take about a week to do, and it's just you sitting in a class being lectured to by students who say, Leonardo da Vinci was a painter from Italy.
00:42:57.000Eric Holder, when he's the DA, he said, no more accruing stats on race and crime.
00:43:05.000So anytime you see stats on race and crime,
00:43:08.000You will you will they will be from 2012 or whenever the year he did so wait there's my tweet on it so math is racist how data is driving inequality and that's on money CNN
00:44:41.000And I, I got him to calculate if we froze all the rivers and lakes and people could stand on mountains.
00:44:49.000I said, how many could fit in America?
00:44:51.000And he, I think he came back to me with 80 billion because he was doing square miles and saying everyone can have like a foot in front of them, a foot behind them and a foot on either side.
00:45:01.000So if we were all standing like that, like you're doing a lineup, we could fit 80 billion.
00:45:19.000Can you imagine going to Dresden during the bombings and saying to the family, hey guys, I can get you to a cabin in Northern Scotland where there's no bombing.
00:46:20.000So they started making these steel pint glasses with glass bottoms, so you'd pick it up and you'd look on the bottom and see if there was a coin there before you drank it.
00:46:29.000So that's a big rite of passage in Scotland with a man.
00:46:32.000His father buys him a pint glass and it sits behind the bar in these small towns.
00:47:47.000They are being murdered in unimaginable ways, drilled to death with power tools.
00:47:56.000They're murdering, raping women, murdering children in front of a man, and then murdering the wife, so killing his whole family in front of him as he's tied to a chair, and then letting him go, so he'll kill himself.
00:48:08.000That's how sadistic the murders are there.
00:48:11.000Yes, there's plenty of black-on-black crime, but the black-on-white crime is particularly perverse.
00:48:21.000South Africa has instituted legal revenge where, and this is true of Zimbabwe, Mugabe, who was declared the goodwill ambassador by the National Health Organization, whatever they're called, World Health Organization, the WHO, or as Ann Coulter calls it, the WTF.
00:48:42.000He said, go take their land, kill them.
00:50:52.000If you're a refugee and you don't have skills, all right, let's start with refugees who are Christian and not Muslim because we are in a war with Islam.
00:51:00.000I got in a fight with Andy Levy on Fox News on Red Eye about this.
00:51:04.000He goes, no, no, we're at war with radical Islam.
00:51:47.000And he's having to be very surreptitious when he makes the video, too.
00:51:51.000One thing I like to do, by the way, when you're doing that is you pretend there's something wrong with the cover of your phone, and you sort of scratch at it, like, what the hell's the matter with my phone?
00:51:59.000And then that way you can sort of do a panoramic.
00:52:06.000So that's a bad thing because they are culturally behind us.
00:52:09.000We probably did murder our daughters for violating some sort of code.
00:52:14.000We probably did crucify people that we didn't like, like, say, Jesus Christ, for example.
00:52:34.000Remember when we, in Salem, when we threw women in the, in the, in the lake and said, let's see if they, if they drown to see if they're witches?
00:53:18.000And I personally think Quran is a big part of that, but I do think inbreeding is a major factor.
00:53:22.000And if you ever bring that up with someone and you show them a link, try to find a link where the guy has a Muslim sounding name.
00:53:30.000Because people are stunned by that fact.
00:53:35.000And I find it's, it's sort of the easiest way to sort of spoon-feed them the truth is to find an Indian or a Muslim, Paneet Makaraj, saying it.
00:53:44.000And then they go, okay, maybe if they say it.
00:53:48.000That's a thing this year with the left.
00:53:50.000Only the people that are part of that thing can talk about that thing.
00:53:53.000So men can't talk about reproductive rights because they don't have fallopian tubes.
00:53:58.000White people can't talk about what it's like to be black or stop and frisk because they don't know what goes on in the hood.
00:54:04.000So you do have to play that game sometimes and say, all right, here's a black Trump supporter.
00:54:22.000He obviously doesn't advocate that, but he says that's what the left is doing.
00:54:26.000He says whether you're an atheist or not, you have to recognize that Christianity is the backbone of Western society, and at least revere it.
00:54:35.000If you're gonna be a Muslim immigrant, at least respect that you're in a Christian country and assimilate and respect Jesus, celebrate Christmas.
00:55:10.000Come on, that present-day thing that you do, Hanukkah or whatever, you know that's lame.
00:55:14.000That's the elephant in the room every December, is pretending that you getting an iPhone charger on the third day of Hanukkah is, even in the same universe, as a guy flying in from outer space and delivering a huge pile of gifts from a giant gift bag, all wrapped up under a huge tree?
00:56:01.000I remember one time I was on a message board with some of my old punk friends, anarchists, British people, and I was arguing with them saying, don't you see that Thatcher and Reagan were more punk rock than any other president?
00:56:25.000And then someone goes, oh, he's probably touring America with Pat Buchanan dismantling the government in a giant tour bus sponsored by Nike.
00:57:07.000But outside of my immediate family, that sounds like the best thing in the universe.
00:57:16.000So, when you've dismantled math and you said math is racist and you've crushed data, then you can go with the platitudes.
00:57:25.000And that's what they've done in education now.
00:57:27.000These Marxist women, these ex-hippies, these con artists, have brainwashed themselves and are now brainwashing the youth with stupid platitudes.
00:57:57.000Uh, my kids at church, they were told that a gun killed Martin Luther King, and they wished we had a big bonfire where we could burn all the guns.
00:58:06.000I think they think guns are made of balsa wood.
00:58:08.000I had to tell my kids, no, actually, Martin Luther King loved guns.
00:58:13.000He had an arsenal at home, because he knew he was going to get killed.
00:58:17.000And he was applying for a gun permit that the state denied him.
00:58:20.000In fact, the Democrats have consistently denied blacks legal guns over the years, much to their detriment.
00:58:29.000So I have to sort of deprogram them every night.
00:58:32.000I also don't want to be dogmatic about it, too.
00:58:34.000I'm secretly scared that if I go too right, then they're gonna rebel.
00:58:39.000So I'll just stay sort of left-centrist, so when it's time to rebel, they take the right road.
00:58:46.000So, these indoctrination schools, where they push leftist dogma and tell boys that boys are toxic, and they tell girls that they should be chemists, and boys that they should stop raping, and, you know, I sound like, if you're not familiar with any of this, it sounds crazy, but check out C.H.
00:59:38.000I think Christianity, dismantling it, is a great way to destroy society, but I would put math before that.
00:59:46.000I think getting rid of math, getting rid of numbers, trivializing numbers, is a good way to brainwash people, because once we can say, we need more immigrants, we need to spend more money on education, once there's no number behind that,
01:00:00.000Then it's just the platitude, it's just the motherhood statement, the aptly named motherhood statements.
01:00:06.000Then you can really force it down their throats.
01:00:11.000So now that you don't know any numbers, and now that math is stupid and boring, now I can start just bullshitting you all the time, and telling you that, uh, cops hunt blacks.
01:00:24.000You know, what is it, 94% of blacks are killed by other blacks, and that's a lot of people?
01:00:30.000I investigated, just as sort of a litmus test, Alicia Keys has this video called 29 Ways to Die, and it's all these celebrities saying,
01:00:40.000For turning right without a traffic, without an indicator.
01:07:26.000And say you do pull it off, and your kid is born, and he doesn't have autism.
01:07:31.000We're seeing autism shoot through the roof.
01:07:33.000I've said this before, and I mean no disrespect to these families if they're listening, but I know of five couples where they have a kid who doesn't speak.
01:07:42.000My heart goes out to you, couples, if you're listening.
01:09:51.000Now, they pushed the platitudes on us, and I fell for it, I have to admit, where they said, look, you straights don't do marriage very well.
01:13:19.000I think you are either a useful idiot or part of this sabotage movement to dismantle society.
01:13:28.000And Tom Shalhoub turned me on to this when he found out I was pro-gay marriage and he goes, Gavin, what they're doing is they're making Catholicism immoral.
01:13:37.000Because our laws are based on morality.
01:13:41.000You don't, you don't, it's illegal to kill someone.
01:13:44.000But not just because you take that person away from that family, it's immoral to kill someone.
01:14:03.000So, when we force a Catholic or a Christian to bake a cake, and when we force them, there was a couple upstate fined $13,000 for not having a gay marriage in their living room, not having lesbians declare their love for each other in their own home, they were fined $13,000.
01:14:22.000$10,000, by the way, went to the government.
01:14:24.000$3,000 went to the lesbians who picked that fight on purpose, obviously.
01:14:28.000So what you're doing is you're saying, hey Catholics, if you don't support gay marriage, then you're doing something illegal.
01:14:35.000And if you're doing something illegal, you're doing something immoral.
01:14:37.000And if that's your religion, then your religion is immoral.
01:14:41.000And then, that's when I stopped supporting gay marriage, and I went, oh, Shalhoub is right.
01:15:03.000And she's, every time we got a new apartment, she'd run around with the sage and someone died, they'd be in a teepee for three days doing peyote and crying or whatever the hell they do.
01:17:15.000Let's bring in refugees who don't even like this country, who want to take it over.
01:17:19.000And I think, you know, Tony Blair's speechwriter admitted that him and Tony Blair, the Prime Minister, brought in refugees, Muslim refugees, because they wanted to dismantle the government.
01:18:08.000They saw them, they saw the Muslim refugees they brought in as just like dynamite, like little, little digital spiders, little viruses that'll go in and wreck the working class neighborhoods.
01:19:57.000It's sort of like the Avengers movie where Iron Man gets this sort of artificial intelligence creature and lets it in to the Avengers system and it ends up taking over the whole thing and destroying the Avengers.
01:22:36.000Similarly, there's not an epidemic of these trans men going, I have to go pee so badly and I can't go to the boys bathroom or I'll be raped.
01:22:45.000So I have to go to the woman's bathroom.
01:22:46.000But when I go in, they beat me with their handbags.
01:22:50.000I need a special bathroom to make my pee-pees.
01:22:53.000By the way, ladies, you don't want to be in a men's bathroom.
01:22:57.000What goes on in there when we're hungover and we're in a stall and you're in the next stall, the carnage that goes on in there, we don't really care who's in there.
01:23:23.000And that's where bubblegum comes from.
01:23:25.000Representatives from Bubble Yum and Bubblicious and all the bubblegum companies come by every woman's home once a month and they gather all their little cubes of bubblegum that have come out into the toilet and they put them in wrappers.
01:23:39.000Kind of makes gum seem gross, but a woman's butt is not gross.
01:23:42.000There's no poo there, so don't worry about it.
01:23:45.000I don't know why you want to merge these two things, bubble gum and explosive diarrhea that's toxic.
01:23:52.000But they do, and why do they want to do that?
01:23:54.000Because there's an epidemic of trans violence in bathrooms?
01:24:27.000Andrea Jenkins is a hideous nut bar who goes to a TED Talk and goes, Black Pearl, Black Pearl, little boy, happy as a clam, hiding behind his mama, wants to wear a dress.
01:24:44.000Interesting policies on infrastructure, Andrea Jenkins.
01:24:47.000And then Danica Rome is a metal singer, gay dude, sang in a metal band, did blowjob jokes.
01:24:54.000And, uh, decided I'm just- I'm not gonna stop wearing my leather jacket and my metal thrash gear.
01:25:32.000Let's, everything weird, let's make it normal.
01:25:34.000And, and we do this all the time on the right.
01:25:35.000We expose them for it, like when we had that anti-sharia law.
01:25:38.000Sharia is not a risk right now in America.
01:25:40.000But we thought, let's choose something way out on the far, far end, sharia, and we'll say, that's bad.
01:25:49.000I guarantee you, everyone showed up there by the way, Antifa showed up and said you're anti-Muslim, they attacked us, they got arrested, I mean, one Muslim woman threw hot coffee at my friend, who by the way, sorry little tangent here, she threw hot coffee on him, he shoved her to the ground, they were separated by the cops, no charges filed, he walked away, she walked away, no record of this, he gets a Quran in the mail every few months.
01:26:44.000That's what goes on behind closed doors that you guys don't know about because the media won't cover it because they're too busy trying to find unicorn Nazis.
01:26:51.000I have a proud boy up in Canada who was just, he's under investigation now for wearing the shirts we wear, the black and yellow Fred Perry's.
01:26:59.000And he's also under investigation because while wearing that shirt, he was caught saying to another soldier in the mess hall, I think most women would be happier at home, most women would be happier as housewives.
01:27:08.000That soldier, who he said that to, reported him.
01:27:29.000He's heavily armed and had them face down on the ground with 45 to the back of their heads in no time and the police came and is charging them with breaking and entering.
01:27:40.000B and E. That's what goes on behind these closed doors.
01:27:43.000And why you have these pussy journalists reporting on a burlesque dancer who once said hi to Baked Alaska.
01:27:52.000Why that's their priority and not the war on the right and the
01:27:56.000The de-dismantling of American society.
01:28:51.000We're almost done here with this dismantling of society, but I want the people that are still alive, the zombies that I'm pegging off, I want to own them.
01:29:02.000So, let's, you know, it worked with the miners where they would have to buy toilet paper and stuff with their own money.
01:29:10.000And then, uh, they wouldn't have it, so they would be indebted to me, and then they would, as the song goes, owe their soul to the company store.
01:35:07.000He owes his soul to the company store.
01:35:09.000So what these Marxist boomers have done, by lowering the quality of education while multiplying the cost by 10, and doing the same, well they haven't lowered the quality of houses I guess, but they've multiplied the price of houses by 10.
01:35:24.000Now these people are paying off these debts for the rest of their lives, so they owe their soul to the government.
01:36:29.000But we, the globalists, have done such an effective job of dismantling society and turning us into drones, that when you cut our balls off, we celebrate with a birthday cake.
01:36:44.000So, this is what being red-pilled feels like.
01:36:48.000You realize that there are people out there on the right and the left who want to dismantle society.
01:36:53.000I don't think they knowingly are carrying out George Soros's globalist plan, but they have been brainwashed and everything they do, when you check the boxes, you realize everything you're doing
01:37:07.000Is part of the war on traditional Western society.
01:37:11.000Every act they do, every article they write, every view they espouse, every stupid rally they go to, this woman's march, this we hate, hate march.
01:37:25.000All of those are on the surface seemingly innocuous.
01:37:51.000And both of those are in the textbook called How to Ruin America, How to Dismantle Society.
01:37:58.000And once you realize that's what's going on, you realize that me being a dad, you having kids, you having a family, you not getting divorced, you being a Christian is a revolutionary act.
01:38:10.000You being a traditional Westerner is revolutionary.
01:38:15.000You having a big family, starting a business, paying your bills, paying off your house, not giving your kids college debt, not having a college debt, not listening to this feminist claptrap about eternal ovaries, fighting back against all of that, making America great again, is a revolutionary act.