Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - August 02, 2018


Get Off My Lawn Podcast #72 | There's a funny thing happening in comedy

Topics
comedy politics jokes Nancy Pelosi sketch political correctness in comedy
Hosted by
Gavin McInnes
Mentioned
Clark Jim Downey Nancy Pelosi Julian Bond Eddie Murphy Trump Garrett Morris Horatio Sanz Michael Ian Black Trojan Horse Richard Pryor John Belushi Steve Martin Phil Hartman Amy Schumer David Cross Dan Harmon Josh Denny Stand Show and 51 more
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44 minutes

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176.4

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7,835

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617

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27

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217

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35

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Comedian Jim Gaffigan is a good friend of mine, and I think he's one of the funniest people on the planet. He's funny, smart, and smart as hell, but he's also racist, sexist, anti-Semitic, and anti-Muslim. And he's not even funny because he's a white guy. And I think that's pretty funny, but I also think it's a little bit creepy. I don't know what's funnier, pedophile jokes, racist jokes, or anti-Islamic jokes, but at least they're not getting jizzed on the mic like Amy Schumer and Amy Poehler. And that's a good thing, because Amy has a kid, and she's not having an abortion, so she's probably not having a baby either. I mean, maybe she is, but it doesn't really matter because she's got a kid and she doesn't need one. And she's still funny, right? And I'm not even joking about that. I guess that's what makes her funny, because she has a lot of kids. And they don't have jizz, too. I'm sorry about that, but that's just how it's been going lately, and it's not a bad thing. I'm tired of being single. I know it's hard to be single, so I'm trying to figure out what to do with my life. I'll figure it out. I hope you enjoy this episode, because it's getting better and better than it's going to be better in a few more episodes, I promise you'll get a little better in the next week. I love you guys! xoxo and I'll see you next week, next week for the next one, we'll talk about it. -Jon Sorrentino -Tune in next week! -Jude Law - -John Cleese - John Cleese - Jim Carrey - Steve Harvey - John Hamm - Tom Hanks - Joe Pesci - Sarah Silverstein - Tim Minx - Jon Stewart - David Letterman - Ben Affleck - Nicki Minaj - Adam Driver - Amy Schumer - Jeffree - Jack Antonoff - Pete Holmes - Bill Paoletti - Kevin Spacey - and much more! - and so much more!! Thank you so much for listening to this episode.

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00:00:02.000 There's a funny thing happening in comedy. 0.99
00:00:06.000 It's all about raping kids now. 0.98
00:00:10.000 And I know how we got here. 0.99
00:00:13.000 It's fun to... Oh, that was weird. 0.83
00:00:16.000 It's fun to pretend that these comedians are pedophiles. 0.70
00:00:22.000 But I know why they make so many pedophile jokes, and it's pretty simple.
00:00:25.000 It's because they ruled out all other jokes. 1.00
00:00:29.000 They became politically correct, pussified, cuck, wimp, liberal pussies. 0.99
00:00:37.000 And so that means no racial stuff. 1.00
00:00:39.000 We would like to make fun of Christians, but it's bad for business, and we'd have to make fun of Jews, too, and we can't do that. 0.99
00:00:48.000 So, I don't want to say anything about Jews, so let's just rule out Christians entirely. 1.00
00:00:52.000 Oh, we can make fun of rednecks a little bit, but, you know, if it's on something like SNL and you make fun of white people all the time and rednecks and southerners, you lose a lot of money. 0.82
00:01:02.000 So, although we're New Yorkers and we hate the South, let's abstain from that.
00:01:06.000 So, you can't make fun of everyone south of the Mason-Dixon line.
00:01:12.000 Which, by the way, my personal politics with comedy is no rules whatsoever.
00:01:17.000 Yes, pedophile jokes.
00:01:19.000 Yes, to racist jokes. 0.98
00:01:20.000 Yes, anti-Semitic jokes.
00:01:21.000 Yes, anti-Muslim jokes.
00:01:23.000 And the beauty of that mentality is it's egalitarian.
00:01:27.000 It's like Jim Goad always says, I'm not racist, I hate all races equally. 1.00
00:01:34.000 I think hate is a very healthy thing as long as you let it thrive.
00:01:38.000 And what the left has done, and liberals and the left are inseparable, what the left has done is they've
00:01:46.000 They've isolated, because you're always going to have hate and animosity.
00:01:49.000 Like John Cleese said, he said, uh, every joke is mean spirited.
00:01:52.000 And he also said, that's why women aren't as funny as men because men are meaner. 0.59
00:01:57.000 And when you think of jokes, it really is taking the piss out of someone for the most part. 0.93
00:02:02.000 Like me and my dad, when we riff, I'm just constantly insulting him.
00:02:07.000 The last thing I ever said to him, uh,
00:02:10.000 I was leaving his house after doing that 50th anniversary party, wedding anniversary, and my last words to him when I got to the airport was, uh, sorry about your speech, don't beat yourself up. 0.97
00:02:23.000 I was insulting his shitty speech that sucked. 0.92
00:02:26.000 Because he didn't mention my mom once. 0.99
00:02:28.000 And his whole speech, by the way, is also like this.
00:02:30.000 Because his was just jokes about how terrible me and my brother are.
00:02:33.000 And how he evicted us both from his apartment.
00:02:37.000 He owned... He was a slumlord.
00:02:39.000 And he owned some shitty apartments that my brother and I stayed in when we first moved out and he booted us out. 0.98
00:02:44.000 Anyway. 0.89
00:02:47.000 And so they've taken the mean-spiritedness, the masculinity, the fun out of it.
00:02:54.000 And left very few targets.
00:02:57.000 And when you do that, you say, no race, no sexism, no ableism, no transphobia, no homophobia. 0.99
00:03:04.000 When you inject all these stupid parameters into comedy, you're really just left with those without a voice. 1.00
00:03:11.000 Kids. 1.00
00:03:12.000 And, on top of that, 1.00
00:03:15.000 These comedians are all fucked in the head, and they tend to be dysfunctional, and they tend to be lonely and childless. 1.00
00:03:22.000 You don't hear Jim Gaffigan making pedophile jokes. 1.00
00:03:26.000 He's got a happy family. 1.00
00:03:27.000 But for the most part, these losers are single. 0.99
00:03:30.000 And the women have had a bunch of abortions that they think are funny. 1.00
00:03:34.000 And they always... What's her name? 0.58
00:03:35.000 Jen Kirkman?
00:03:36.000 Have you ever heard her?
00:03:37.000 She was pretty funny.
00:03:39.000 But if you really listen to her stand-up, so much of it is about how she's... I'm perfectly fine being single.
00:03:45.000 I actually like it.
00:03:46.000 I'm actually happier being single.
00:03:49.000 I mean, I don't care.
00:03:51.000 I'm not crying.
00:03:52.000 Oh my God, it's my allergies.
00:03:55.000 No, I just... I don't usually wear contact lenses in the day and my eyes are really irritated.
00:04:00.000 Again and again and again.
00:04:01.000 So, and like Amy Schumer, does she have a kid? 0.99
00:04:04.000 So these, you have dudes who just treat women as colostomy bags for their cum, and then these women that are colostomy bags, and if they're not getting jizzed on, they're having abortions. 0.99
00:04:15.000 So, with those, you take those two groups, and you say, I don't want to hear any kind of isms, and I don't want to hear any bigotry. 0.99
00:04:23.000 And they go, okay, well that leaves kids.
00:04:26.000 So, there is this wild imbalance of pedophile jokes.
00:04:33.000 Now, in my world, we would have those jokes, but there'd also be, you know, potentially racist jokes and other things that would muddle it up.
00:04:43.000 And the next thing you know, you're just listening to adult humor in New York City at 1am. 0.99
00:04:48.000 I'm banned from that comedy club, The Stand, ever, forever, because I pulled my dick out. 0.99
00:04:53.000 I had a bet with the Puerto Rican rattlesnake, Luis Gomez, and I was telling him how easy his job is. 1.00
00:04:58.000 And he goes, alright, I'll pay you a hundred bucks if you can do stand-up and make people laugh.
00:05:02.000 And I go, dude, I do it all the time.
00:05:03.000 For fun.
00:05:04.000 It's easy.
00:05:05.000 Just be funny and tell stories.
00:05:07.000 And he goes, well, you're on.
00:05:09.000 Let's have a bet. 0.73
00:05:10.000 So I go to The Stand, and Aaron Berg was in front of me, and he just talked, he's Jewish, and he just talked about how disgusting foreskins were. 1.00
00:05:17.000 And then so I got up and I go, look, I understand they're not the most aesthetically pleasing thing when they're flaccid.
00:05:22.000 They look like a little elephant's trunk. 1.00
00:05:23.000 And I pulled my dick out because it was relevant to the conversation and showed the audience my penis. 1.00
00:05:28.000 Everyone was laughing their heads off, by the way. 1.00
00:05:30.000 And the owners were pissed off and said, you're never coming back here ever again.
00:05:34.000 And the manager's exact words were, and now I must turn my back on you in an email. 0.99
00:05:41.000 That's so gay, dude. 0.99
00:05:43.000 Oh, you can't say gay. 0.96
00:05:47.000 But I thought it was a pretty funny set. 0.99
00:05:48.000 And my argument, by the way, was that all penises look the same erect. 0.99
00:05:52.000 And unless you're married, the only time your wife sees your dink is when it's erect, right? 0.99
00:05:56.000 Sorry. 1.00
00:05:58.000 If you're single and a woman sees your penis, it should be erect. 1.00
00:06:01.000 Right? 1.00
00:06:01.000 If you're dating? 1.00
00:06:02.000 Like, what are you doing being nude without a boner? 0.85
00:06:05.000 So, um, and I was also saying the design that I had just figured out recently, by the way, is if you don't, like, you know how sometimes you have to use spit for lube? 0.99
00:06:14.000 If you put your foreskin forward and put it right up against the labia and then push, the skin recedes and it Trojan horses the penis into the vagina. 1.00
00:06:23.000 So God has it there for a reason. 0.99
00:06:25.000 It's actually a brilliant design.
00:06:26.000 And all this spitting on your hand, by the way, is giving her a UTI. 1.00
00:06:29.000 There's all that bacteria in your mouth.
00:06:31.000 With the foreskin trick, the Trojan Horseskin, you just sort of schloops it in. 1.00
00:06:40.000 You poo it in. 0.97
00:06:42.000 Anyway, and I was thinking, I was saying to the manager before he turned his back on me forever.
00:06:51.000 I go, it's New York City.
00:06:52.000 Maybe I'm just old, but when I'm thinking about a club in New York City at 1 a.m., I'm thinking of Joe Coleman biting the head off a rat, which he used to do on stage.
00:07:02.000 Or he would line himself up with firecrackers and set them off.
00:07:08.000 Like, that's why people come to New York City.
00:07:10.000 It's leather jackets and bad boys.
00:07:12.000 You're supposed to be seeing Richard Hell and the Voidoids, wearing a Please Kill Me shirt and some dead junkie on the sidewalk. 0.94
00:07:18.000 There's rats everywhere. 1.00
00:07:20.000 You can't make a dick joke with an actual penis. 1.00
00:07:23.000 Oh, it's an actual penis! 1.00
00:07:25.000 Look, there's no kids there! 0.99
00:07:27.000 Of course, if there were, you'd probably like it, because that's where comedy's at now. 0.99
00:07:30.000 It's all kid fucking jokes. 0.99
00:07:34.000 Anyway, so I was watching SNL, this is where I had this epiphany and I realized, you guys are just, all you can do is make kid fucking jokes because you need to be mean-spirited, but you've ruled out all other groups, kids don't have a voice, and you don't care about kids because you don't have any, and you feel kind of bad about your abortions, so it's kind of cool to shit on kids. 0.99
00:07:55.000 You know, they have things like, I just saw an article, you should listen to Beyonce when you're getting your abortion. 0.98
00:08:00.000 It's totally awesome, dude.
00:08:01.000 You know, I've seen signs feminists haven't realized, like, my abortion rocked. 1.00
00:08:06.000 Yeah, make it a fun thing. 1.00
00:08:07.000 Kids are stupid. 1.00
00:08:09.000 Ugh, I hate kids. 1.00
00:08:11.000 That's the new hot thing, right?
00:08:13.000 And so that perfect storm of factors, and once again, just to be crystal clear, the factors are dudes who don't put a ring on it, just banging everything that moves.
00:08:22.000 Don't care about kids.
00:08:23.000 Kids are a burden to them.
00:08:24.000 It means their party years are over.
00:08:26.000 Women who have been used and abused and have had three abortions.
00:08:30.000 This new rule that everything has to be politically correct in comedy.
00:08:34.000 And then the fourth factor is sort of a combination of the first three, where it's just trial and error.
00:08:38.000 When you rule out all this bigotry, you're left with one victim.
00:08:42.000 And you gotta choose your target, so they choose kids. 0.96
00:08:45.000 Like there was a vice my alma mater did a big thing where they had a nine-year-old telling jokes about Telling pedophile jokes to this room of guys laughing and I swear to God I could tell by the sounds of the laughs that these people don't have kids and they probably never will and one his last joke was what's the hardest part about being a pedophile and the kid goes just trying to fit in a joke about his own anal rape and 0.99
00:09:08.000 And then all the childless pigs laugh in the background. 0.98
00:09:12.000 And I think, so this is where we're at. 0.99
00:09:15.000 You couldn't dare make that level of taboo joke about race or Jews or Muslims or gays.
00:09:21.000 That would just be unthinkable.
00:09:23.000 So it's weird how it's sort of like someone wants to fight and they want to use an axe, but they don't want to get hurt.
00:09:29.000 You can't raise the bar to that level and then have nothing else apply.
00:09:33.000 Or you just look like a deranged pedophile, which is what they all look like now. 0.96
00:09:38.000 I mean, they're getting a rep as pedophiles. 0.99
00:09:40.000 We saw, I'm gonna have a thing on CRTV tonight where we go through a whole bunch of pedophile jokes and try to figure out, is this Dan Harmon, the guy who made a fake pilot where he rapes a baby? 0.99
00:09:49.000 Is this Michael Ian Black, who's told about a hundred jokes about drinking young boys' semen, calling it jizz caviar? 0.98
00:09:58.000 Is it Sarah Silverman's pedophile jokes? 1.00
00:10:00.000 Is it Sam Cedar's pedophile jokes about his daughter being raped? 1.00
00:10:04.000 They go on and on and on. 0.99
00:10:05.000 You don't find any racist jokes.
00:10:07.000 But you find about five pedophile jokes, and I know the Media Matters angle for this is, uh, alt-right white supremacist laments the lack of racist jokes.
00:10:17.000 Yeah, that's one way to put it.
00:10:19.000 Sure, you got a point.
00:10:21.000 They were funny.
00:10:23.000 I told a bunch on Josh Denny's podcast.
00:10:26.000 Like, my favorite one that's not even racist is, uh,
00:10:29.000 An Indian, a Chinaman, a black guy and a Jew go into an old Irish bar.
00:10:35.000 And the Chinaman orders a Guinness. 0.96
00:10:37.000 And the black guy says, I'll just have a gin and tonic. 0.99
00:10:40.000 And the Jew orders a Budweiser. 1.00
00:10:42.000 And... I'm forgetting all the races now.
00:10:46.000 And let's throw a gay in. 1.00
00:10:48.000 And the gay orders a vodka tonic and the bartender looks up at them and goes, What the fuck are you guys doing here? 1.00
00:10:52.000 Get out of here. 1.00
00:10:55.000 That's the joke.
00:10:56.000 That's funny.
00:10:58.000 And it's very American.
00:11:00.000 This is something that I'll get into in a bit. 1.00
00:11:03.000 But American comedy is very unique in its stupidity, which is a good thing. 1.00
00:11:08.000 Americans are crass and tactless. 1.00
00:11:11.000 You know the ugly American with the black socks and the sock garters and the Hawaiian shirt with the camera speaking to some Parisian really slowly? 1.00
00:11:19.000 I asked you where the Eiffel Tower is, dummy! 0.99
00:11:25.000 That's America, and I think it's great.
00:11:26.000 America, and Trump is like this too, is Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack.
00:11:33.000 And the classic example is when he farts at the country club, and he goes, whoops!
00:11:38.000 Someone stepped on a duck!
00:11:40.000 That's American in a nutshell, and I think Americans need to embrace that.
00:11:43.000 And all this snobby rules is profoundly un-American. 0.80
00:11:49.000 Like Josh Denny, the guy I was just talking about, he gets it. 0.99
00:11:53.000 He gets that a big part of comedy is being a dumbass. 0.98
00:11:58.000 And one of my favorite jokes is, and he got in big trouble for this, he said, can someone tell this Asian girl to close her legs at the public pool? 1.00
00:12:05.000 I don't want to be sitting here swimming, staring at your slanty pussy. 1.00
00:12:09.000 Now, parsing jokes and explaining them is disgusting. 1.00
00:12:12.000 It's like when you had to cut up frogs in science class. 0.99
00:12:16.000 But to dissect that, you would go, it's clearly a parody of racism and someone who thinks that Asians' vaginas are horizontal and not vertical because they don't have epicanthic folds on their eyes, so maybe their vaginas are similar. 1.00
00:12:28.000 He obviously doesn't believe that. 0.97
00:12:30.000 It's obviously a joke. 1.00
00:12:31.000 It's a stupid joke. 1.00
00:12:32.000 And you wouldn't get that kind of joke in Britain. 1.00
00:12:36.000 Justin Theroux blew my mind once when he said, Britain does smart losers, America can't. 0.99
00:12:44.000 America can do dumb losers like Homer Simpson, but Alan Partridge 0.99
00:12:50.000 Played by, what's his name? 1.00
00:12:51.000 Steve Cooney?
00:12:52.000 Steve Dugan?
00:12:52.000 What's his name?
00:12:54.000 That's a smart loser. 1.00
00:12:56.000 That's a very well-educated failure who had a great career as a TV host and now he's washed up and he lives in a trailer and he does BBC One and he deserves much more success than he has and that's funny to Brits. 0.97
00:13:11.000 And I like it too.
00:13:12.000 I come from a British background so I get it.
00:13:16.000 But it's no Animal House.
00:13:18.000 Like, John Belushi with that custard in his mouth going, and spitting all the contents on those pretty girls. 1.00
00:13:26.000 Those sorority girls. 0.99
00:13:27.000 And he goes, I'm a zit! 0.98
00:13:29.000 Get it? 0.99
00:13:30.000 And then they all chase him to beat the shit out of him as he runs, pushing chairs behind him so they'll trip, which they do. 0.98
00:13:35.000 That's funny, great American comedy. 0.94
00:13:38.000 That's not what we're at anymore.
00:13:40.000 Now it's just really sadistic kid jokes that are bizarre.
00:13:45.000 And now SNL is obviously going to be the most benign of these examples.
00:13:48.000 If you want to look up, like, Michael Ian Black's tweets, you can see how dark this gets.
00:13:52.000 Or even, uh, what's his name?
00:13:54.000 The James Gunn, whatever his name is, from Guardians of the Galaxy.
00:13:57.000 I was sort of...
00:14:00.000 I'm not defending these guys because I love seeing them be hoisted with their own petard, as they say.
00:14:06.000 It's sort of like when you grab your little brother's fist and you punch him with it and you go, why are you hitting yourself?
00:14:10.000 Why are you hitting yourself?
00:14:12.000 I like seeing them be victims of their own pedantry. 0.99
00:14:17.000 No, it's pedophile pedants experiencing their own penance. 0.67
00:14:24.000 That's a great headline. 1.00
00:14:25.000 That's why I like seeing them get screwed by their own stupid rules. 1.00
00:14:30.000 But, you know, behind closed doors, I go, they're obviously just a joke. 1.00
00:14:34.000 But then sometimes you read them and you go, wow, that's a fucking harsh joke. 0.99
00:14:38.000 Like if that was a racist joke, it would burn your ears off. 0.98
00:14:42.000 And that's true of the Guardians of the Galaxy guy's jokes. 0.99
00:14:46.000 I mean, he's talking about raping babies and stuff.
00:14:48.000 Or Dan Harmon in that pilot he made that he pretends was like a spoof of Dexter, which it looks nothing like. 0.99
00:14:54.000 He's literally, with his pants down, raping a newborn. 0.64
00:15:03.000 So you go, okay, so you're G.G. 0.98
00:15:05.000 Allen when it comes to those jokes, but then you can't handle it with any other joke.
00:15:10.000 And so anyway, so on SNL, I'm still trying to get to SNL, Two Bits, it was a date, it was a show like, me and my mom!
00:15:16.000 And it was a silly, almost like a newlyweds type of show, but it was things about me and my mom, and one of them was, what things do you hate the most?
00:15:23.000 And there's a black couple, and a black mother and son, and a white mother and daughter, and then a very religious, see they can make fun of Christians, a very religious mother and son. 0.82
00:15:37.000 And the other two couples are normal, and it's like, what do you hate the most?
00:15:42.000 Mom, my mom hates it when I leave my socks on the floor. 0.99
00:15:44.000 And yeah, will you win?
00:15:45.000 That's what your mom guessed you'd say.
00:15:45.000 Ding, ding, ding.
00:15:47.000 And the black family does something like that. 0.99
00:15:49.000 Oh, I'm mostly playing those video games. 0.97
00:15:52.000 And then the religious sort of, what do you call it, polygamy type family, he goes, what do you hate the most?
00:16:01.000 My mom hates it when I get out of our bed earlier than her and she doesn't know where I am and then she's kissing him on the lips and stuff so it's a it's an incest joke it's a pedophile joke it's an anti-christian joke whatever and uh it was actually kind of funny to be totally honest and if they had if peppered their bigotry around it would be a lot less offensive but here's the crazy part you end up with this really obtuse humor that's shocking because nothing else is like it
00:16:32.000 SNL used to have really good bits.
00:16:35.000 And it was crazy all the way around.
00:16:38.000 But now that you've killed all the other pieces, this one sticks out like a sore thumb. 0.96
00:16:42.000 So by changing the context and the surroundings, it's really isolated and it's just fucking shocking. 0.98
00:16:48.000 So it's an even more intense pedophile joke. 0.97
00:16:52.000 That just drips with agenda, and it's alarming.
00:16:56.000 You know what I mean?
00:16:57.000 It's sort of like my buddy, his family's away, and his family moved to L.A.
00:17:03.000 before he did.
00:17:03.000 He's got to finish his job.
00:17:05.000 And his brother plays video games.
00:17:07.000 I'm not a fan of video games. 0.99
00:17:08.000 I think it's stupid for an adult to play, but whatever. 0.97
00:17:10.000 He's bonding with his brother. 0.99
00:17:11.000 He's in his 40s, by the way.
00:17:12.000 So he's getting on this PC where you play with other people, right?
00:17:17.000 And he wants to meet other guys to play with.
00:17:22.000 And, uh, you have to put- I guess you put, like, a little thing that says who you are, and... He said, smashing your moms since 86.
00:17:29.000 Hit me up.
00:17:31.000 Let's rock, boys.
00:17:32.000 Something like that, right?
00:17:34.000 Now he's banned.
00:17:35.000 He got kicked off.
00:17:36.000 He didn't know the rules, and he didn't know you're not supposed to do that because he didn't want kids doing that.
00:17:38.000 But here's the thing about censorship...
00:17:41.000 If you really parse that sentence down, I've been making love to your mother since 1986.
00:17:48.000 So what he's actually doing there is isolating kids and saying, I only want to play with guys that could handle a harsh joke like this.
00:17:57.000 Basically guys my age, especially 86.
00:17:59.000 I was 16 in 86.
00:18:01.000 So you gotta be pretty darn old to be smashing someone's mom since 1986.
00:18:05.000 So in a way, that harshness was better.
00:18:08.000 And now that he, whenever he's off his probation, whenever they do do him, when he comes back it'll say something nicer like, looking forward to playing Call of Duty with some pals. 0.99
00:18:17.000 Now he's with a bunch of fucking 12 year olds. 1.00
00:18:20.000 And he's gonna probably say fucking shit and stuff and motherfucker into their ears. 1.00
00:18:24.000 That's what you do when you censor. 1.00
00:18:25.000 And I've always said this about the left.
00:18:26.000 They end up hurting the people they purport to help.
00:18:30.000 They always make it worse.
00:18:31.000 That's what communism is.
00:18:33.000 I guess the moral of this whole show is communism has infiltrated comedy and ruined it.
00:18:37.000 If you go to any stand-up these days, there's three jokes. 1.00
00:18:41.000 2016 sucked, Trump is Hitler, and then for variety, Trump is Satan. 0.99
00:18:46.000 On a loop, and it's so unfunny. 0.99
00:18:49.000 And I grew up with, well first I grew up with, you know, Steve Martin and Richard Pryor and all those kind of legends, watching them, listening to them on vinyl.
00:18:59.000 Billy Connolly was big at our house because we're Scottish.
00:19:02.000 But even up until like you can go as early as early 2000s Mr. Show Mr. Show was shocking Really harsh and it was across the board even by the way the new Bob and David on Netflix I was happily surprised to see them bash Muslims and Jews and equally they went across the board It wasn't it's not politically correct comedy
00:19:25.000 It's funny that David Cross is so anti-MAGA because comedy-wise he's very anti-censorship and tells tons of really harsh jokes.
00:19:35.000 So he must be in an inner conundrum right now.
00:19:37.000 We don't speak anymore.
00:19:39.000 Because of Trump.
00:19:41.000 But anyway, so that was one of the SNL bits.
00:19:43.000 And then the other one was, it was Amy Schumer talking to her kid saying, hi, my little angel.
00:19:49.000 It's Mother's Day.
00:19:50.000 I think it was a repeat of a Mother's Day episode.
00:19:52.000 And he comes in and he made some toast.
00:19:55.000 And she's like, oh my god, I'm so happy being a mom.
00:19:58.000 You know, the day I had you was the best day of my life.
00:20:01.000 And he goes, what was it like, mom?
00:20:03.000 And she says, oh, it was angels and flowers.
00:20:06.000 And it was so beautiful.
00:20:07.000 And your dad was there.
00:20:09.000 And then it cuts to her giving birth, screaming, you're not a man! 0.78
00:20:12.000 And she's pooping, and she's covered in sweat, and she's puking, and he's going, why does it look like that?
00:20:17.000 And he's screaming and crying.
00:20:18.000 Again, pretty funny if we were living in a world where that was just one of many harsh jokes.
00:20:23.000 But it's not.
00:20:25.000 It's just kid bashing after kid bashing.
00:20:27.000 And the first one was incest. 1.00
00:20:28.000 And now this one is don't have kids, it's disgusting, and it rips your pussy to shreds, and it's fucking horrible. 1.00
00:20:34.000 And, you know, giving birth is a fucking nightmare. 1.00
00:20:38.000 It does suck, by the way. 1.00
00:20:39.000 I've seen it three times. 0.99
00:20:41.000 It's pretty darn hard.
00:20:43.000 I drive my wife insane. 1.00
00:20:44.000 Every time it comes up, I always say, uh, actually, it's not that bad.
00:20:48.000 You'd be surprised.
00:20:49.000 You know, you just, you breathe.
00:20:51.000 That's the key.
00:20:52.000 You really got to breathe.
00:20:54.000 I could just, I've done the joke literally 140 times and it never gets old.
00:21:02.000 They really don't like when you tell them what giving birth is like.
00:21:06.000 Get real busy.
00:21:07.000 Anyway, and so it got me thinking about how funny SNL used to be, and I've actually done some prep work here, and I've got some examples.
00:21:19.000 One of my favorite sketches, and you would never see this, so this is back... I'm giving you context here because you're probably much younger than me, and I'm showing you how funny shit used to be when there was no rules.
00:21:30.000 By the way, a little side note here.
00:21:32.000 Why...
00:21:34.000 Corresponding with this infiltration of socialist comedy has been this real disdain and animosity for the flyover states and middle America.
00:21:44.000 Like Richard Pryor didn't hate Ohio.
00:21:48.000 You know what I mean?
00:21:49.000 Steve Martin loved all of America.
00:21:51.000 Chevy Chase didn't despise the Midwest.
00:21:55.000 But these comedians today on the left coasts, on the east and the west coasts, they just hate the middle of America.
00:22:03.000 They hate everywhere that isn't LA and New York.
00:22:06.000 And I don't get it because most comedians travel.
00:22:10.000 So you go to Ohio.
00:22:11.000 You go to the South.
00:22:12.000 You go to Abbeville, South Carolina.
00:22:14.000 You go to Madison, Wisconsin.
00:22:16.000 You meet people.
00:22:17.000 And I know when you go to the comedy club, Patton Oswalt's gang, he's got, by the way, he's got full Trump derangement syndrome.
00:22:23.000 That guy's completely lost it.
00:22:24.000 He used to be a friend of mine.
00:22:26.000 We used to talk all the time.
00:22:27.000 And I actually, I used to always joke with him and I would say, come to the dark side, Luke. 1.00
00:22:32.000 Meaning like, you must hate all this politically correct shit. 0.99
00:22:34.000 And I felt like he was close. 1.00
00:22:36.000 I felt like he was reaching out.
00:22:37.000 And then I chopped his hand off and he fell down the thing.
00:22:41.000 No, but I understand Patton Oswalt's crew and the crowd that he goes to see share his politics, but still, he has breakfast at a diner.
00:22:48.000 I mean, you gotta go get lunch, you gotta walk around the city.
00:22:52.000 So, you must meet these great American people and see that they're normal and they're not Nazis.
00:22:57.000 Yet, modern comedy is all about vilifying these people. 1.00
00:22:59.000 I get a lot of shit. 0.99
00:23:01.000 Meaning I understand a lot of stuff. 1.00
00:23:03.000 I'm good at figuring out these things.
00:23:04.000 But that is one mystery that has just been pecking at me.
00:23:07.000 I just can't figure out how you could constantly tour the country and be so wrong about the country.
00:23:13.000 Anyway, there was a great cast member back in the 70s, I want to say?
00:23:20.000 Early 80s?
00:23:21.000 Garrett Morris.
00:23:22.000 Very dark black guy.
00:23:24.000 And he did a sketch.
00:23:26.000 They had this like Hugh Buckley kind of
00:23:30.000 Set like you remember in the 70s and 80s they'd have these really intellectual talking shows William F Buckley I meant to say and they would sit cross-legged on their big chairs and have a brandy and a cigarette and they would talk about politics it was really cool sometimes they'd get drunk like if you look up old Cassavetes interviews where he's on there with Peter Falk you can see they're all hammered
00:23:52.000 I'm trying to bring that back with CRTV tonight.
00:23:54.000 You can tell some episodes where I've had a little too much whiskey.
00:23:58.000 My eyeballs look turgid with booze.
00:24:00.000 But, um...
00:24:03.000 So, Garrett Morris was doing that kind of a show on SNL, a parody, and he was with Julian Bond.
00:24:09.000 Now, Julian Bond is a very well-respected, by the right and the left, civil rights leader, was with Martin Luther King, and a handsome young man.
00:24:18.000 He's black, but he looks kind of white.
00:24:20.000 Anyway, so the juxtaposition for this sketch, which you can't see, obviously, and you can look it up, it's called Garrett Morris and Julian Bond on IQ Tests.
00:24:28.000 And we have a very dark black guy, Garrett, talking to a very light guy, Julian.
00:24:43.000 That's a very interesting point. 0.99
00:24:49.000 My theory is that it's based on the fact that white-skinned blacks are smarter than dark-skinned blacks. 0.99
00:25:06.000 Like, can you imagine that joke today? 0.98
00:25:09.000 Julian Bond, a light-skinned black, is saying to a dark-skinned black, I think it's because us light-skinned blacks are smarter than dark-skinned blacks. 0.79
00:25:17.000 Now you have that joke on SNL, and now you show me that giving birth is hell, and you have a woman who probably has an incestuous relationship with her son, and it's not as damning. 0.92
00:25:27.000 You know what I mean? 0.99
00:25:28.000 It's just like, ooh, it's one in the morning, I'm watching a New York City sketch show, and there's some raunchy shit on it. 0.96
00:25:35.000 That's fine, I get it, but the new comedy has gotten rid of all the other stuff. 0.99
00:25:40.000 So you just have this sore thumb of pedophilia jabbing you in the eye.
00:25:45.000 Ooh, that's a good line. 0.59
00:25:46.000 Or here's another one.
00:25:47.000 This is one of my favorite ones.
00:25:48.000 It's called White Like Me, and I've seen it a million times. 0.96
00:25:52.000 I see it has 2.5 million views on YouTube, and it's Eddie Murphy dresses up as a white guy, and he has a side part, and he walks like he's got a pickle up his ass, and he goes into various places and sees what happens when you're a white person alone with white people. 0.92
00:26:07.000 I watched lots of Dynasty. 0.94
00:26:38.000 Okay, here he is.
00:26:39.000 So he's doing this funny walk and he goes into a store.
00:26:42.000 And he's walking like you would walk if you were walking on Legos.
00:26:48.000 If you had a Lego in your sock.
00:26:51.000 So he grabs a newspaper.
00:26:53.000 And he goes over to the newspaper man.
00:26:55.000 What are you doing?
00:26:56.000 I'm buying this newspaper.
00:27:03.000 That's alright, there's nobody around.
00:27:07.000 Go ahead, take it.
00:27:12.000 Okay, so this doesn't really translate to a podcast, but that is the guy at the newspaper store just going, well, what are you doing?
00:27:18.000 There's nobody around.
00:27:19.000 And he gives him his money back. 0.86
00:27:21.000 And Eddie Murphy realizes that newspapers are free to white people when there's no black people around. 0.96
00:27:26.000 And there's about 10 examples like this. 0.97
00:27:28.000 He's on a bus and all the black people leave and then it's just white people dancing in their strippers and free food. 0.97
00:27:33.000 Goes to the bank and they go, just take the money, pay it back whenever, don't worry about it. 1.00
00:27:37.000 And the black guy who wasn't gonna give him a loan, he leaves the room and the manager comes in and then Eddie Murphy goes, ho, ho, ho, ho, silly negro! 0.99
00:27:46.000 About the black guy who wanted him to have, you know, interest or collateral for the loan. 0.97
00:27:52.000 The guy, by the way,
00:27:53.000 Who Eddie Murphy's buying the paper from.
00:27:55.000 He says, what are you doing?
00:27:56.000 There's no one here.
00:27:57.000 Take it.
00:27:58.000 That's Jim Downey.
00:27:59.000 Now, he wrote the sketch.
00:28:01.000 And he was the backbone of SNL for a long time, back when it was offensive across the board.
00:28:09.000 And he wasn't a liberal, but he wasn't a Nazi or anything, but he understood American humor and he understood that it should have no rules.
00:28:16.000 He's the guy, he did other great sketches too, like you ever remember Change Bank?
00:28:20.000 That was a thing where it was a bank that only gives change and in the commercials they go, it's amazing, I went in there with a 10 and I needed to break it and they gave me a 5 and 5 ones.
00:28:32.000 And then this other woman says, I had a dollar and I needed money for the parking meter, and I also wanted to make a call.
00:28:37.000 And they gave me two quarters and five dimes.
00:28:41.000 He also did a caveman lawyer with Phil Hartman, where Phil Hartman was a caveman.
00:28:48.000 Geico kind of stole that bit from him.
00:28:51.000 Anyway, you could tell that when Horatio Sands became part of the crew, that they were losing their edge.
00:29:00.000 And Horatio Sanz was quite vocal about it, and he hated Jim Downey.
00:29:05.000 He hated Jim Downey's awesome sketches, which defined SNL for something like 30 seasons.
00:29:10.000 And Horatio Sanz called him the Karl Rove of SNL.
00:29:16.000 And he was basing it on this sketch, which you can only find on Hulu.
00:29:20.000 I've actually recorded some of it on my phone.
00:29:24.000 He's based on a sketch where they go to Nancy Pelosi, and Nancy Pelosi's surrounded by S&M people, because she's in San Francisco.
00:29:32.000 Now, Horatio's not smart enough to get the joke.
00:29:35.000 The joke was based on some backlash she was getting from Middle America against her being, I guess, the Speaker of the House, and they're saying she's from San Francisco, and we don't need your San Francisco values, was the term that went viral before there was viral. 0.50
00:29:51.000 And so he was lampooning that concept by having S&M people around her and talking about crazy sex and stuff.
00:30:01.000 So it was a parody of bigotry.
00:30:04.000 It was a parody of the stereotype.
00:30:06.000 And same with Eddie Murphy's thing.
00:30:08.000 This White Like Me sketch is really a parody of how a lot of black people see white privilege.
00:30:13.000 This is from the 80s, by the way.
00:30:15.000 And he's already lampooning the concept of white privilege.
00:30:17.000 A perfect person, by the way, to be lampooning.
00:30:20.000 Jim Downey used to work at Harvard Lampoon for a long time.
00:30:24.000 National Lampoon, of course, is responsible for Animal House, which I think is the greatest movie of all time, and sums up American comedy beautifully.
00:30:33.000 It's a zit, get it?
00:30:36.000 0.0.
00:30:37.000 Remember when the Dean Wormer was telling them their grades?
00:30:41.000 And he's like, Butarsky, grade point average, 0.0.
00:30:49.000 And then the camera cuts to John Belushi and he has a pencil up each nostril and he's looking like, what's the problem here?
00:30:55.000 Anyway, this is some of the sketch I recorded
00:31:07.000 That's Kristen Wiig doing Nancy Pelosi. 1.00
00:31:09.000 She does a great job.
00:31:10.000 And by the way, Nancy Pelosi deserves to be made fun of. 0.99
00:31:14.000 I like her daughter, Alexandra Pelosi, but as someone who used to work for Nancy Pelosi said to me once, you look into her eyes and it's like you're looking into the eyes of a dead goat.
00:31:24.000 There's tons of viral videos of her trying to speak too.
00:31:26.000 I think she might be on pills or something.
00:31:28.000 She sounds like someone who's drunk lying to a cop.
00:31:33.000 She just garbles up everything she's saying.
00:31:34.000 This is the Nancy Pelosi character saying that we are a great place here in San Francisco and we respect everyone.
00:31:43.000 We Americans have always been a religious people, a member of my staff tells me.
00:32:07.000 And whatever you may have heard, the Democratic Party is not anti-religion.
00:32:11.000 Whether you're a Wiccan Priestess, Druid, Tantric Buddhist, Servant of Moloch, Lord of Fire, Presbyterian, or member of the Cult of Kali, your faith will be respected, so long as no animals are harmed during your ceremonies.
00:32:27.000 Except, of course, gerbils.
00:32:31.000 You know what's funny about that sketch? 0.99
00:32:33.000 It's so well written it kind of hurts my hypothesis that American comedy is about being dumb. 0.97
00:32:40.000 But the big picture joke there is San Francisco S&M. 1.00
00:32:44.000 And even that big picture, devoid of all the minutia like gerbils, you can't harm gerbils by sticking them up your ass. 0.99
00:32:50.000 That was obviously a reference to the Richard Gere urban myth. 1.00
00:32:54.000 Even the big picture is funny, because it's stupid! 0.99
00:32:56.000 San Francisco, S&M, they must have S&M people working there. 0.98
00:32:59.000 But Horatio Sanz didn't like it, and that's 2015, and I think it's a great example of sort of the death of comedy.
00:33:06.000 He didn't like Jim Downey's politics, so Jim Downey can't continue to write amazing sketches.
00:33:16.000 And what happens when we do that? 0.98
00:33:18.000 We end up with this really shitty pussy comedy. 1.00
00:33:23.000 And we end up with these weak comedians who, they all look the same. 0.99
00:33:26.000 Have you noticed that these days?
00:33:27.000 These beta male comedians?
00:33:29.000 They all have that black American Apparel sweatshirt or a J.Crew sort of plaid soft shirt and cords and they have Chuck Taylors on or maybe they have those Clark's desert boots.
00:33:42.000 Everything is so soft.
00:33:45.000 I couldn't imagine one wearing red wings or actual denim, you know what I mean?
00:33:49.000 It's always a pullover or a sweater vest.
00:33:53.000 And I think that's one of the reasons why these social justice warrior comedians, who are the norm by the way, are so anti-conservative and anti-Trump and stuff, because Trump
00:34:05.000 When he says make America great again, he doesn't mean slavery, obviously.
00:34:09.000 He means the 80s.
00:34:10.000 He means Alex P. Keaton.
00:34:12.000 He means jet skis and wraparound shades and mullets and wet t-shirt contests and bullies with blonde hair.
00:34:21.000 And today's comedians, there's so many restrictions that it only attracts
00:34:27.000 I don't know.
00:34:44.000 They sound absurd.
00:34:46.000 It's like they wouldn't... Imagine a bunch of surfers won't shut up about Pol Pot and Cambodian communists. 0.96
00:34:54.000 And you go, well, that's a strange place to throw your dart on the dartboard.
00:34:58.000 Why that one spot?
00:35:00.000 Well, it's because to say I don't like these alpha males because they make me feel weak doesn't sound very tough. 0.97
00:35:06.000 So they say, I think they're all evil Nazis.
00:35:11.000 And it's, you know, this is kind of happening with MIPD. 0.98
00:35:14.000 There's so many rules now and so much fucking paperwork to fill out that this new generation of cops are tending to be nerds who like paperwork and tons of rules.
00:35:25.000 I met these two cops the other day, not the other day, a long time ago, and they both separately had all of the Lord of the Rings on their phones. 0.91
00:35:34.000 I guess you can just watch The Hobbit sometimes during some downtime.
00:35:38.000 That's not good.
00:35:39.000 You shouldn't even know how to work a phone.
00:35:41.000 I want cave cops with fingers too sausage-like to be able to use an iPhone. 0.98
00:35:47.000 And I think it's the same with comedy, where these parameters are creating a freak of nature.
00:35:51.000 And that freak isn't funny.
00:35:53.000 That freak is there to preach to you. 0.94
00:35:56.000 And bore you with his hatred of his own country. 0.99
00:35:59.000 And his hatred, strangely enough, of children.
00:36:03.000 So that's where we're at with comedy now. 1.00
00:36:05.000 This wildly disproportionate number of beta males who like making jokes about fucking babies. 1.00
00:36:13.000 And no other jokes are allowed. 1.00
00:36:15.000 That's why, you know, you see such funny memes from the right.
00:36:19.000 It's because it's the only place that's left.
00:36:21.000 And they must be self-conscious about it.
00:36:23.000 Like Owen Benjamin, he pointed out, he showed all the talk show hosts that are on the cover of Vanity Fair or something, and it was Bill Maher and Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert.
00:36:32.000 Jimmy Fallon and Conan O'Brien, and he said something like, all of these people have exactly the same politics.
00:36:39.000 They all hate Trump.
00:36:39.000 They all love Hillary.
00:36:40.000 They're all wildly left-wing.
00:36:43.000 And that should be embarrassing.
00:36:46.000 It should also inhibit your comedy.
00:36:48.000 It's like affirmative action is ruining comedy. 0.98
00:36:50.000 Anyway, I'm basically going on a loop here.
00:36:54.000 I hope you understand what I'm saying, and I hope if you're going to buy a holster, you go to WeThePeopleHolsters.com and you check out these incredible heat-molded holsters fitted to your gun with a fit so tight it will make you leave your wife.
00:37:10.000 They have adjustable cant and ride, so I know it's easy for you thin gentlemen to carry your concealed carry permit, your concealed carry gun, your awesome cool gun that you get to carry wherever you go because you live in an awesome state and you don't go to New York City every day, where we would get five years.
00:37:28.000 Our buddy Clark just got out of jail.
00:37:31.000 Four months for having a gun. 1.00
00:37:34.000 And when I saw the woman who threw him in jail, I was so disappointed in her tits, I wanted to shoot Clark with that gun. 1.00
00:37:41.000 I understand if some incredible ten gets you thrown in the clink, but... 0.99
00:37:47.000 Just briefly, the story is that he bought the gun in Ohio.
00:37:52.000 He had hollow point shells, which I think, luckily, the police didn't record just out of benevolence to him, because it's often a year per hollow point.
00:38:01.000 So his magazine held seven.
00:38:03.000 That would have been seven years.
00:38:05.000 But anyway, 1.00
00:38:07.000 He follows her to Ohio because he's so in love with these terrible tits. 1.00
00:38:10.000 It was the only tit that I think is a deal breaker, which is just a pizza slice with no meat in it whatsoever. 1.00
00:38:15.000 If you want to know what it's like, just take your shirt where your tits are and just fold it over. 1.00
00:38:19.000 That's what they are, just meat bags. 0.99
00:38:21.000 And it looks like a ball sack without the balls in it, which is kind of how you would describe modern comedy. 0.99
00:38:31.000 This isn't following the theme of this podcast, but anyway, um, he comes home and she's fucking another guy. 0.98
00:38:38.000 So he beats up the guy, and while they're fighting, these two guys, and Clark's a teeny little dude, um, she calls the cops, and then she's crying, but she looks great, like her hair's all up and she clearly was not in a fight, but she goes, he's a threat to me, and they go, okay lady, we'll get him out of here, and then they go, does he have anything that could hurt you?
00:38:56.000 And she goes, oh yeah, and his gun, his car and his glove box, he's got a gun.
00:39:01.000 Okay.
00:39:02.000 And, you know, when a cop hears that, it's an instant raise. 1.00
00:39:04.000 So he goes, you're fucked, buddy. 0.99
00:39:07.000 And he got a really good lawyer, spent a fortune, and they got it down to three months. 0.99
00:39:12.000 But I go, I thought that maybe it's because he's white that he got a better deal, but I looked it up.
00:39:18.000 Chadwick Moore researched it, and he wrote about this in Dangerous.com, that first-time gun possession, 80% of the time you don't serve any time.
00:39:29.000 In the Bronx.
00:39:31.000 That's probably where it happens the most.
00:39:32.000 East New York.
00:39:33.000 So I was surprised to see that.
00:39:34.000 And then Clark says, yeah, the problem is the courts don't want to look racist, so they tend not to cut deals for white dudes.
00:39:42.000 So you better get a good lawyer if you're white, because they feel like there's going to be attention on the case, and they're going to look bad if they're too friendly. 0.86
00:39:49.000 Anyway, that's got nothing to do with comedy.
00:39:51.000 But I had to mention that because I got on a tangent on WeThePeopleHolsters.com.
00:39:55.000 Now, if Clark lived in a normal state, he would shop at WeThePeopleHolsters.com and he would buy something where you could adjust the cant and the ride.
00:40:05.000 That's the way it angles in your pants.
00:40:07.000 And he would never have served three months where he read 41 books.
00:40:11.000 He put on a pound a week.
00:40:14.000 He was there for 20 weeks, so he put on 20 pounds.
00:40:18.000 And, uh, got in a fist fight. 0.89
00:40:19.000 Some guy tried to rape him in the showers on day one.
00:40:22.000 Which, by the way, is a joke I've never enjoyed. 0.97
00:40:25.000 The whole, like, oh yeah, you're gonna have fun in jail with Bubba, your roommate.
00:40:29.000 It's in tons of movies, the rape joke. 1.00
00:40:32.000 It's in that Will Ferrell movie where he tries to perform fellatio because he knows he's gonna have to do it. 0.98
00:40:38.000 Men being raped in prison, I don't know why that's the one rape joke that gets a pass. 0.97
00:40:42.000 Well, I obviously do know why. 0.99
00:40:43.000 It's because it's men.
00:40:44.000 And it's often white men.
00:40:46.000 That kind of racism is okay. 0.81
00:40:48.000 That kind of homophobia is cool.
00:40:50.000 That kind of rape joke is hilarious. 1.00
00:40:53.000 But he fought the guy. 0.91
00:40:54.000 And he's a little brawler, Clark.
00:40:56.000 I beat him up the first time I met him because I thought he was trying to stab me.
00:40:59.000 But he was showing someone else's knife.
00:41:01.000 And then I thought he was Antifa and he was wearing a wire.
00:41:04.000 Because I saw something on his waist and I threw him into the ground and I stood on his neck and I ripped it off.
00:41:09.000 And he goes, get off of me!
00:41:10.000 It's an insulin pump!
00:41:12.000 And so, as I held him down on the ground, I googled the name on the back of the thing, because there was, like, ten wires.
00:41:19.000 I thought, how many wires do you need to go into your body?
00:41:22.000 And, uh, it said, like, the leading manufacturer of insulin pumps in Hawaii.
00:41:27.000 He's Hawaiian.
00:41:28.000 And I went, oops, sorry, dude.
00:41:30.000 Thank God I didn't call the cops, because this is when he was going to trial. 0.99
00:41:33.000 And by the way, while the trial was going on for his gun case, the chick was texting him like crazy, talking about how bad she wants to fuck him and stuff. 1.00
00:41:41.000 Can you fucking believe that? 1.00
00:41:46.000 That's not funny. 0.99
00:41:47.000 Anyway.
00:41:48.000 I have a moral to this whole thing and the moral of the story is that when you meddle and when you censor and when you try to make things, when you try to guarantee an equal outcome for all and make sure no groups are offended and no one's hurt, you end up with a much worse scenario and that's where we are with comedy.
00:42:05.000 It's basically Stalinist.
00:42:07.000 It's been ruined by political correctness.
00:42:09.000 They're only allowing one offensive joke 1.00
00:42:12.000 And it's to rape kids. 1.00
00:42:14.000 So now when you look at Twitter feeds or you watch SNL or you go to stand up, the only offensive joke you hear is that someone wants to drink a baby's cum or something else unimaginably disgusting. 0.99
00:42:28.000 And back in the old days, when even within offensive comedy, it was balanced out. 0.54
00:42:35.000 So it was less offensive in many ways.
00:42:38.000 Now there's just this one joke you keep seeing on a loop.
00:42:42.000 And it's not funny.
00:42:47.000 That was a pretty unfunny episode about comedy.
00:42:50.000 Please go to CRTV.com to check out my show Get Off My Lawn.
00:42:54.000 Different show Monday to Thursday and then Monday to Tuesday the next week because the next week I do CRTV Tonight where it's much more.
00:43:00.000 There's a real studio and a panel with guests and I got Dinesh D'Souza coming on to talk about his new movie Death of a Nation which I just watched and is awesome.
00:43:09.000 I was very flattered.
00:43:10.000 Across the whole movie, it says Gavin at CRTV.com and then Gavin McInnes watermarked right into the movie.
00:43:18.000 So that's flattering.
00:43:19.000 I appreciate that.
00:43:21.000 I guess I'm going to be getting a lot of emails from people who watch the movie.
00:43:25.000 Oh, wait a minute.
00:43:27.000 That's probably just what he put on the screener. 1.00
00:43:29.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:43:31.000 That sucks. 1.00
00:43:34.000 Yeah, so that show is a much more of a talk show-y thing. 0.97
00:43:37.000 And then I also do a show after hours where we have a longer interview with the middle guest, the super guest, the special guest, I guess they're called.
00:43:44.000 And that's like another show.
00:43:46.000 So I got the podcast, Get Off My Lawn, that you get for free.
00:43:49.000 I have the show, Get Off My Lawn, which is on almost every day.
00:43:53.000 And then I have the talk show that's on Friday nights, CRTV Tonight with Gavin McInnes.
00:43:58.000 And then also there's After Hours, a fourth show.
00:44:04.000 Man, I'm really pumping out the content, hey?
00:44:07.000 Do you guys pump out that kind of content? 0.99
00:44:09.000 All these people who talk shit on Twitter, how much do they produce? 0.96
00:44:13.000 I've noticed that as I get older, that the more you accomplish, the less you trivialize other people's accomplishments. 0.99
00:44:19.000 So if you catch yourself trivializing a lot of accomplishments, you're probably not doing a lot.
00:44:24.000 So go do something and stop listening to this.