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00:05:37.000If I stay still too long, you'll see them.
00:05:41.000And then you'll also see my cheek potatoes, which I say because it sounds like I'm talking with hot potatoes in my cheek like Ken Kratz, the defense attorney from the movie Making a Murderer.
00:05:53.000And, uh, I, you know, Tommy Robinson, when I saw him come out of prison, he was emaciated.
00:05:59.000So I gave him one of my cheek potatoes to eat, and he said, that's unsanitary, and he walked away from me, so.
00:06:07.000Thanks for letting me do that whole thing.
00:06:20.000He talks like he has potatoes in his cheeks.
00:06:21.000I think he might have a racist, like he might have been a Nazi skinhead and he has like Nazis forever and blood and soil tattooed on his lips.
00:06:30.000And he's embarrassed about that, and he hasn't removed it yet, so when he opens his mouth you can see, so he has to retract his lips after every one.
00:07:05.000You sound like an American Indian when you do David Cho.
00:07:09.000You have to, you have to, like, fuck porn stars and, like, gamble and put, like, lobsters on your dick and stuff and then paint, I guess, in between for a long time.
00:07:40.000Anybody does like a vibrating kind of...
00:07:43.000There was one scene where, uh, he thought that Adriana was giving oral sex to Tony in the car, but I flip it around because it's funnier the other way.
00:08:23.000I woke up this morning... And then the guy towards the end... Woke up this morning!
00:08:32.000They're Australian, I believe, that band.
00:08:37.000And I love the idea of people around a soundboard and someone taking a risk and then the other guy looking at him and he can't say, that's a great idea!
00:08:47.000That was better than Shrimp on the Barbie!
00:08:49.000So he has to just sort of look at him and be like,
00:08:53.000So, one, they were doing that studio thing, and they was getting to the end with the... And they were listening to it, and then the black guy is like, I got something.
00:10:23.000Maybe the guy is a total fucking asshole, and when he went, like, he just did that to keep food on the table at home, and instead of the guy going, that was great, mate, he just sort of gave him a look, and the guy didn't even know that it was good until it appeared on the final single, and he's like, well, I guess I still got a job.
00:10:40.000I guess I don't have to go back to Americas.
00:12:05.000And then I look it up and it's from a movie called They Call Us Monsters about these El Salvadorian teens.
00:12:14.000And one of them was from somewhere even worse than El Salvador, like Nicaragua.
00:12:18.000And these kids come from war-torn countries.
00:12:22.000uh... and they become gangsters and they were in this documentary I forget what exactly it's called.
00:12:27.000I think they called it Call Us Monsters.
00:12:30.000In this documentary they're trying to go through this rehab thing and they couldn't give less of a shit about rehabilitation or assimilation or being in jail.
00:13:12.000For you to just go up to a stranger and gut them and slit their neck is frowned upon.
00:13:17.000So I said poor Hispanics in that context, because I couldn't say El Salvadorians because one of them wasn't from El Salvador, but I meant war-torn Latino country.
00:13:37.000And I said, I couldn't help but feel when I was watching this that poor Hispanics are not compatible with America.
00:13:46.000Now, that's not a politician making a statement.
00:13:48.000And if it was me making a formal statement instead of within a review of a movie, then I would say,
00:13:55.000Sometimes I'm concerned that countries such as El Salvador are breeding young men who have no intention of assimilating within American culture.
00:14:05.000But look at that, now you got me talking like a fucking dictionary.
00:14:49.000El Salvadorians are not compatible, generally.
00:14:53.000Her point is all white people must die.
00:14:56.000Maybe you could say, uh, I'm so frustrated by the- by how prevalent racism still is, and I can't help but notice, at least in my life, the ones saying it are white males.
00:15:12.000I- I- I wouldn't- I wouldn't miss old white males if they were to disappear due to their- but they kind of have the right idea that he- she just said the shortest version of all those.
00:15:25.000Yeah, but it's a little too malicious.
00:15:27.000Like, even in mine, out of context, it was wondering.
00:15:33.000And obviously, I didn't mean, Hispanics who come here and bust their ass and are here legally and working hard, they're poor, so fuck them.
00:15:44.000Hello, I am interested in working on this project with you.
00:16:27.000It really breaks my heart that a little Asian boy could try to, you know, ten years, twenty years almost after I've been out of office, tries to make fun of my fucking voice.
00:17:32.000And for the show, of course you're right.
00:17:34.000But, uh, for real life, like, I just, I don't have- No, I think it's stupid when people have, uh,
00:17:41.000There are Twitter notifications on, email notifications, they got that dumb fuckin' watch, where it's like someone, one of the 300 people you follow tweeted something, and when you're talking to those people, they look down at their wrists, and they go, oh, the weather's changed, or... That is whack.
00:22:54.000It just delays your voice like a half of a second, and so before you can get your next word out, you're like listening to what you just said.
00:23:02.000And you think you're doing pretty good, but if you listen to the recording, you're like, AND THEN I BROKE!
00:23:12.000Yeah, I think I can just find it and you can do it, like, real time.
00:23:15.000Yeah, do you think impressions, to get back to the hypothesis of this entire show, the thesis, do you think that impressions are something that you can just be good at, or is it genetic?
00:23:26.000Well, the one that you liked the most, Tony Soprano, I thought I would never be able to do that, and I was okay with it.
00:25:14.000So we're trying this speech jammer, and I'm going to sound like Justin Trudeau and George W. Bush.
00:25:21.000Now, now do you have speech jammer on on the main soundboard?
00:25:25.000Okay, so I hooked up Speech Jammer to my computer, so we're gonna see if I can, using technology, make myself as retarded as Justin Trudeau.
00:26:22.000Mexico's benefiting from these exchanges by $20, even though they gave you $100.
00:26:30.000So when Trump says Mexico's gonna build the wall, he says, look, this restaurant, this business associate I have, keeps making 20 bucks off me.
00:26:38.000So I'm gonna say to him, hey, let's take him maybe a buck or two off the 20 bucks.
00:26:43.000Sort of like Roger Ebert when he goes to a restaurant and he's been there a lot and he knows that his celebrity is good for the restaurant.
00:26:52.000So what he does is he says, I want the booth by the window.
00:26:56.000I want to go there because I'm a regular at your restaurant and I deserve special treatment.
00:27:01.000And in Trump's situation, difficult situation, in Trump's situation, he is saying the booth by the window is the wall.
00:28:48.000Pierre Trudeau was a violent asshole, and Maggie Trudeau was a useless dumb slut.
00:28:53.000So, so the offspring, luckily they didn't pick up on Pierre's violence, he's more, the offspring is more of a beaten dumb slut.
00:29:03.000That's what, he's like, say you get a dog from the kennel that's been kicked around, imagine that dog was a dumb slut, that's the Prime Minister of Canada.
00:29:45.000And then he plays, and he doesn't even have any shoes on and stuff, and they're in a little cabin in the woods, like in Withnail and I, that's not a nice cabin, because they don't like, you know, opulence.
00:32:11.000But no, I'm only explaining how George W. Bush was so pro-Mexico and pro-open borders and totally blind to illegal aliens because he thought Mexicans were cool.
00:32:20.000Not to disparage our Southern brothers there by doing a Southern accent.
00:32:23.000Sorry, it's just an easy go-to when you're doing a yokel.
00:33:41.000Yeah, but I guess they're from, like, you know, in Pennsylvania, they have no reason to have a Southern accent, but some people, some areas do.
00:34:09.000Uh, and, uh, yeah, but New York accents, the only time I was like, well, I'm not Southern, so I can't tell the nuances between the difference of different accents or whatever, but the New York one, they tried to fool us with Colin Farrell in Phone Booth.
00:36:35.000Well, you know which one I've tried to do in front of you, and I've done it like three times, and I haven't gotten one comment from you about it.
00:37:34.000I'm coming out with another movie on Friday.
00:37:37.000Yeah, it's like they have like non-veteran confidence.
00:37:41.000Guys that are your age and your body type should have seen combat, if you're that confident.
00:37:46.000And by the way, Ice Cube, when you have your jerry curls and you're in a low-riding vehicle that has hydraulic shocks, and you're in Compton and you have an M16, don't get me wrong, I'm pissing in my pants.
00:40:35.000Yeah, that's a good point because he's a bad motherfucker, man.
00:40:39.000There's like a study on there and apparently like it's good for if you're trying to do like karate kicks or something like that, you just take a kettlebell and just like, mmm, that's a bad motherfucker.
00:41:36.000Alright, so, CRTV.com, sign up, it's like 90 bucks a year, you get Get Off My Lawn, which is Monday to Thursday, then Monday and Tuesday, and then on that second week, you get CRTV Tonight.
00:41:47.000You also get, that's another show I do, a talk show, and then you also get a show called After Hours, which is taking the guests from the CRTV Tonight and doing a more drawn-out, in-depth interview.
00:41:57.000For example, this Friday we have Diamond & Silk.