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00:05:26.000I'm starting a book of just his quotes and I'm going to make it like a children's book.
00:05:32.000It's going to be called What's Blue and What's Round.
00:05:37.000And the answer is a butt cheek what's wearing blue pants, but every time he says something I take voice notes and then this one I took a voice.
00:05:47.000He thought that he wanted me to have to he wanted me to record him taking the voice note But I let him anyway, and I don't even remember what this is, but I remember it being hilarious
00:09:30.000Actually, that's why Portlandia is so funny, because both of them, Carey and Fred, were in bands forever.
00:09:38.000Touring and touring and touring, slowly getting funnier and funnier and funnier.
00:09:43.000Like, sick of it all, their manager was this guy who had kind of hemophilia eyes.
00:09:48.000He had dark circles under his eyes, which is unfortunate when you're a little kid, but then when you get to be a teenager, you get so much pussy that you ask the ladies to please, may you please have a break.
00:09:58.000As the graffiti I saw in Israel said, uh, Tinder, my dick is broken.
00:11:10.000The videotape, the VHS tape was a compilation of every time Lurch has appeared on Adam's family.
00:11:18.000Because they thought their manager, Trevor Simzer, I've talked about him on a different episode, looked like Lurch from Adam's Family, so they took their time to sit there pressing record every time Lurch was on, and they made a Lurch montage.
00:11:32.000That's not what you think when you hear Sick of It All.
00:11:43.000Some of the funniest people you'll ever meet.
00:11:46.000Anyway, so Civ's funny, and he had an idea for a fight book, and he comes from a Brooklyn where to leave your block is an act of war.
00:11:57.000It's funny that so many lefties in Brooklyn and hipsters want open borders, and they're living in a place where up until 1989, even some places in the 90s, you didn't, like most Brooklynites who were born and raised there, they can't swim or ride a bike, because there's, the pool's over in another spot, so they're not traveling there, and there's no need to, a bike, you don't leave the block.
00:12:21.000A lot of, you meet guys from Brooklyn that have never been to Manhattan.
00:12:57.000And I think they pulled them into a church to beat them.
00:13:00.000This is what you do when you're an advanced fighter.
00:13:02.000You want to, like, put them in a bathtub or something so you can beat them and they can't run away and you can really focus on your pounding.
00:13:08.000But because these kids were so much older, these kids were probably 18 and Civ and his friend were about 13, they couldn't beat up the kids because that's bad for your rep.
00:14:40.000I would yell and yell at him and tell him to pick it up and keep yelling at him until he hit me.
00:14:45.000But I think it's smart, especially if there's lots of cops and cameras around and you're at a rally or something, to put your hands behind your back and go up to someone and say, do you have a problem here?
00:15:58.000Because what a lot of women don't understand is the workforce is violence.
00:16:04.000Bidding on contracts, competitors undercutting you, it's all violence.
00:16:09.000And in boardrooms when there's confrontation or even within your own company there's competition, that's kind of like a schoolyard brawl.
00:16:17.000And to know that you could throw down with this guy if worse comes to worse, it sort of shatters the ceiling of confrontation and you're not scared of anything anymore.
00:16:26.000If you're petrified of violence and you're sitting there arguing with him and he goes,
00:16:31.000And you think, uh oh, we can't let this get to Fisticuffs.
00:16:34.000Well now you have a ceiling on your confrontation, and you're going to back down if he backs up.
00:16:42.000So when there's a, when you don't care if you fight, you know, I'm not talking about strangers on the train who could be armed, I'm talking about people you're familiar with.
00:16:51.000Then you're a lot more fearless, and then you get stuff done on a local level, you know?
00:16:56.000You get the contract, you finish it on time, you're not undercut by the competition, you don't get beat out.
00:17:23.000And that's, it's really hard to punch someone in the face.
00:17:26.000In fact, at a boxing gym, a big part of your rounds is the double-ended bag, which it doesn't take any power whatsoever.
00:17:34.000Actually, the speed bag and the double-ended bag are both based on speed and accuracy.
00:17:38.000Because a huge part of fighting is hitting this moving target.
00:17:41.000You'll notice when you see two guys fight, they're always just like grazing each other, like punching each other's ears and scrazing off their beard.
00:17:50.000Any hizzle, this is the fight story that I wanted to tell 17 minutes ago.
00:18:01.000We started Vice in 94, and we're doing pretty good.
00:18:05.000But we decide to start a record label because my co-worker, Sarouche, who's really into music, probably still is, and he has a magical ear where he'll hear a band and go, these guys are going places.
00:18:17.000It was just a gift, like being a good chef.
00:26:26.000And Simon doesn't get in trouble, that's the end of that.
00:26:30.000So I go home, I believe, and I think, I have to fucking get him.
00:26:36.000I can't sleep until I get revenge for that.
00:26:40.000So, I don't know, I guess I could have gone to his house, but I know he DJs at the bar, and I used to DJ there too, and DJing meant you'd make a mixtape, a cassette, and then you would go and just play various cassettes
00:26:54.000Melissa Oftermar of Hole also DJ'd there at the Biff Deck when she was 16.
00:26:59.000She would go in there, press play on a mixtape, and then go back home and watch TV.
00:27:03.000And, you know, watch the clock set her alarm to go flip the cassette.
00:27:08.000And you made, I believe, $20, and I think you got four free beers.
00:27:12.000And we were such losers back then that that was an awesome gig.
00:27:16.000In fact, there was this dude, Rufus Raxlin,
00:27:20.000And, uh, I got the gig and he thought he deserved it more, so he wanted to fight me because I got this awesome DJ gig that he felt he deserved.
00:27:30.000And, uh, he would show up and say, fuck you, and show up and just give me the finger, like, as I was in the DJ booth.
00:29:38.000Remember, there's this really fat, ugly chick who, uh, looked like she was pushing her face up against a window to look outside, but that was just her face.
00:32:58.000It takes you 45 minutes to get ready to go out.
00:33:00.000You gotta put on these industrial Gore-Tex boots and gloves and hat and ski goggles and all this crap and your insane coat that costs you 400 bucks that has 50 layers and they're used by people who work on the highway patrol.
00:33:41.000The FLQ is a terrorist group that bombed buildings and tried to kill English people.
00:33:49.000Raymond Villeneuve said his only regret, and he did time for murdering English people, said his only regret was he didn't murder more anglais, maudite anglais, the damn English.
00:36:39.000And I realize he's bitten through my ear.
00:36:42.000We're sort of like hugging like two lovers saying goodbye at the airport and he sinks his incisors into the the big sort of cartilagy part of my ear and his teeth touch.
00:38:28.000I mean, their accent is already annoying, even in their mother tongue.
00:38:32.000But when they speak English, I mean, you better have some fucking always with wings ready below your earlobes to absorb the black blood that comes shooting out.
00:38:41.000Anyway, she goes, what's going home here?
00:38:44.000And I go, oh, Simon slapped me in the face last week, so I've been coming here every night to try to punch him.
00:38:49.000And eventually, you know, halfway through the fight, he bit my ear.
00:40:19.000And by the way, folks, every article you read in the newspaper is lies.
00:40:24.000Every rumor you hear is lies, lies, lies.
00:40:26.000And the evidence of that is, take a time, I've said this before, take an event or take an article where they're writing about your hometown or something you know or your best friend or someone you know is going to jail, and look at the reporting on your friend's case, and then remember what actually happened.
00:41:06.000Because, for example, the guy didn't go to beat up a guy and ended up in the hospital.
00:41:10.000The guy wanted to make sure he didn't have an infection in the open wound in his ear.
00:41:14.000But Shane was right and I took his advice and I just went home and put a big band-aid on my ear and bled all over my pillow and all over my sheets and went to a doctor the next day.
00:42:16.000And it's dumb to go to a gay clinic or a clinic in a gay part of town because there's always some poor bastard crying on the couch because he just found out he has fucking AIDS.
00:43:15.000Maybe they sensed that there was a pussification of youth going on and they appreciated that someone was willing to fight not just because someone farted or spilled their beer.
00:43:56.000If you have a big, huge cut, you should get stitches unless you want there to be a big mark.
00:44:01.000And if you don't care about the big mark, like it's on your leg or your butt or something, and it's not on your face, then don't bother with stitches.
00:44:07.000In fact, I've used Krazy Glue and duct tape on a lot of knuckle things, and I have a scar on my knuckle that looks as good as I stitched it up.
00:45:05.000Anyway, so he washes it up, and he's looking at it, and he's talking, and he's a very chatty guy, older guy, bald, probably like 65 years old, and he kind of looked like the pork and cheese who jumped over the bar, but much taller.
00:45:20.000You know, that typical old bald guy look.
00:45:27.000And, uh, I'm sort of running the numbers.
00:45:30.000And I was reading about Shea Guevara at the time.
00:45:33.000And, um, this is before I realized Shea Guevara is a fucking asshole who enjoyed murdering gays for sport and shot 3,000 people in the back of the head and loved every minute of it.
00:47:00.000And if you're in Argentina, wouldn't you know him?
00:47:03.000And he goes, yeah, I knew Shea and Fidel.
00:47:08.000And he goes, I remember we were in med school and we were doing our, uh, whatever, our internships in, uh, wherever Fidel was planning to attack Cuba from.
00:47:19.000I can't remember if it was in Argentina or somewhere else.
00:47:23.000Now, by the way, in retrospect, I'm looking back and it's conceivable that this guy was lying.
00:47:31.000Honestly, in the past three years, I've been going back over some of my favorite stories and 9-11 and all this other stuff, and I'm thinking, of course, the guy could have been completely full of shit, and I've just taken the story for granted.
00:47:44.000Maybe the whole era of fake news has made me sort of recalibrate everything I've taken for granted as a fact.
00:49:17.000And I guess, I don't know if Fidel was going to med school, or he was just, they're probably, you know, all living in Venezuela, and they're probably rich, you know, relatively rich.
00:49:25.000Richer than the locals, so they probably all congregated.
00:49:27.000So Fidel was a middle class kid, you know, compared to the other Venezuelans.
00:49:32.000And don't take Venezuela for granted, I don't know what country it was.
00:50:38.000Anyway, they see that boat, they laugh their heads off, and he's the laughingstock, and Fidel's a loser, and they're all doctors, and they're going on to better things, and Fidel will be a nobody.
00:50:47.000So he ends up taking that stupid tugboat, and he does invade Cuba, and he is successful, and he wins.
00:50:54.000And he becomes a socialist revolutionary who rescues the country from wealth and capitalism and gifts them the miserable lives of starvation and destitution and a total lack of free speech and governmental tyranny and all the wonderful things that Cuba brings and just a general climate of malaise.
00:51:54.000He kept inviting the doctors over to Cuba for dinner and included the guy washing my ear and a few others who were in med school at the time.
00:52:03.000And he would just have these opulent feasts with his servants running around and doing things.
00:52:09.000And it was his way of rubbing their nose in it, which by the way, I'm not a fan of Fidel or socialism, but I admire that.
00:53:57.000Che Guevara came to his hospital, where he worked as a real doctor now.
00:54:01.000And apparently in advance, the head chief of staff, or whatever you call him, went over and said, look, this guy Che is going to be coming here.
00:54:28.000So then Shay shows up, and he's got his little lab coat on, and he starts looking at charts, and this person's gonna need a suppository made of diamonds, and this person's gonna need a new hat, and all these toes gotta go.
00:54:48.000Sort of like social justice warrior medical science today.
00:54:53.000And uh, I'm still, like my ear was clean about an hour ago and he's got patients lined up out the wazoo outside and I'm just sitting on his fucking little wrinkly wax paper shooting the shit with this dude.
00:55:12.000He's fuckin' chillin' out with Shea Guevara back in Argentina, eh?
00:55:15.000Fuckin' givin' him a breathalyzer for his fuckin', uh, an inhaler for his asthma there, fuck.
00:55:21.000And, uh, fuckin', he used to laugh at Fidel, and then who's got the last laugh now, eh?
00:55:26.000Fuckin' takin' him out to dinner, fuckin', here's some fuckin', uh, Cuban lobsters, have some of this sweet sugar cane, guy.
00:55:34.000Shit guess I was wrong about you Fidel.
00:55:36.000I should have called you a tyrant that would have been a little more prophetic a little less pathetic so That was the end of the year I went back to my home with a wonderful story and When I look back on the whole thing I think Thank God Simon slapped me in the face.
00:56:35.000I'll go downtown and start shouting and shout over a drink.
00:56:38.000I forget the name of that particular song, but he's got a song about how when people call him for a pint, or at least back then, he would just say, yes!
00:56:46.000I know I'm tired, I don't feel like going out.
00:57:12.000And check out my shows, get off my lawn.
00:57:15.000There's a new pattern forming where Monday to Thursday it's the in-studio, it's the Rockefeller studio where we talk about, we Skype guests in and shit like that.
00:57:26.000Then the next week that only has two episodes, it's more of a sit-down session where we use a different room and we talk to someone one-on-one.
00:57:33.000No more than two guests and no news stories.
00:57:36.000We just sort of sit and chat like a mini Joe Rogan thing.
00:57:39.000And then that same week, of course, we have CRTV Tonight, which will be a week from today.
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