Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - September 25, 2018


Get Off My Lawn Podcast #84 | Sooooo, I got doxxed

Topics
slavery and Muslim pirates doxxed Death Threats white genocide work tree planting in Northern Ontario
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Gavin McInnes
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Lacey McCauley Tommy Robinson Don Lemon Milosevic Trump Christian Chiakoulas Walter Cronkite Anthony Cumia Jimmy Kimmel DC Antifa Hey Gavin Pol Pot Bernard Hitler Stalin Brett Kavanaugh Caitlin Bennett Clint Eastwood Christian Chia Katie Hopkins and 28 more
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On this episode of the podcast, I discuss the rise of the far-left in America, and how they are becoming more and more violent and violent, especially in the streets. I also talk about why we should all be scared of the police, and why you should call the cops if you are a victim of sexual assault. And of course, I talk about white genocide in South Africa and how we should be worried about the white genocide going on in the rest of the world. This episode is sponsored by VaynerSpeakers, a leading white supremacist group that has been around since the early 90s and is dedicated to white supremacy and white genocide. They don t care about race, they only care about white privilege and white power. I hope you enjoy this episode, and I hope it makes you think twice before you decide to go buy a copy of the new book I'm writing. I'm working on it right now, so don't forget to check it out! it's coming out soon! I'm looking forward to hearing back from you all on what you thought of it! Tweet me and let me know what you think! Timestamps: 0:00:00 - What do you think of this episode? 5:30 - What are your thoughts on white genocide? 6:15 - What does white genocide mean to you? 7:40 - Is white genocide real or not? 8:20 - How do you feel about race? 9: What are you a white supremacist? 11: Is race mixing? 12: What is white genocide really? 15:00 16: What does race mixing really matter? 17:15 18:20 19:30 21: What do we need to do with race in America? 22:40 27:00 | What does it matter to you in the 21st century? 26:30 | How do we all have a black or black person? 29:10 ? 32:40 | What are we should do with white genocide 35:10 | What is race mixing in the worst thing? 36: Does race matter to us? 37:00 + 35:00 // 35: Is there a black person a white person in the culture? 39:00 / 36:00 Is there white genocide ? 40:00 Can we be black or white? 45

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00:00:00.000 So, I got doxxed.
00:00:04.000 I'm told by my people, I have nerds in high places and in law enforcement, and they help me doxx the doxxers.
00:00:11.000 But, uh, I'm told that 95% that it's the giraffe neck from, um... Remember the guy that was on Tucker, the professor that was calling for dead cops?
00:00:21.000 And his neck is insane.
00:00:23.000 Just look up Giraffe Neck Professor.
00:00:26.000 I think it's here in New York, he was teaching it.
00:00:28.000 And he said, I like working in law, whatever, at this technical college, because I like teaching future dead cops.
00:00:36.000 So that got him on talker, and I think he's been put on leave.
00:00:38.000 It's hard to fire professors.
00:00:41.000 And then the other one is Lacey McCauley.
00:00:43.000 She's the head of DC Antifa.
00:00:46.000 They both, I think, run that smash racism account in DC. 0.95
00:00:50.000 She's a... she's a pill, man. 0.97
00:00:52.000 She is... I'm fascinated by her.
00:00:54.000 I tried to get her on my show, but she runs DC Antifa. 0.94
00:00:57.000 She is a woman who is so ethno-masochistic and pro-everyone-but-the-west that she was easily seduced by this Muslim Antifa protester guy, and he said, you should come back to Turkey with me. 0.84
00:01:12.000 Yes, no problem.
00:01:14.000 Sounds safe. 1.00
00:01:15.000 And so she goes back to Turkey and gets regularly raped and beaten. 1.00
00:01:20.000 And then she tries to report it to the authorities and they imprison her for being a lippy Westerner slut. 1.00
00:01:26.000 So you'd think that would be a wake up call and you'd come back and you'd go, boy, did I have that scene all wrong? 0.99
00:01:32.000 Those guys are not my cup of tea.
00:01:34.000 Nope.
00:01:35.000 She came back even more anti-Western. 0.99
00:01:40.000 So, I mean, at that point it's a mental disorder, right? 0.95
00:01:42.000 Like, what are you going to do? 0.81
00:01:44.000 With those kind of people.
00:01:45.000 We keep seeing this in the progressive left. 0.93
00:01:48.000 We've got Mika Rhodes, who's wanted for raping men and women in Antifa. 1.00
00:01:53.000 You got Luke Kuhn in Antifa, who was writing porn fiction about ten-year-old boys and talking about how sexual little kids are. 0.79
00:02:03.000 You got some guy calling him the progressive punk who's on Dangerous.com as a serial rapist, absconding his parole, his lifetime parole. 0.99
00:02:12.000 I think he sexually assaulted tons of chicks. 0.99
00:02:14.000 Of course, that's all they talk about with us. 1.00
00:02:16.000 Brett Kavanaugh is a rapist because he had a boner in high school. 1.00
00:02:23.000 How does he disprove that? 1.00
00:02:25.000 You were gonna rape me in high school. 0.99
00:02:30.000 Okay. 1.00
00:02:30.000 I wouldn't even remember. 1.00
00:02:31.000 If someone said that, I'd go, God, I hope not.
00:02:33.000 That sounds horrible.
00:02:35.000 Did that happen?
00:02:36.000 Like, how do you prove it didn't?
00:02:37.000 How do you prove it didn't happen?
00:02:38.000 He has calendars.
00:02:39.000 Okay, what does that mean?
00:02:41.000 Do we cryogenically, or whatever you call it, break down the DNA of the fibers of the paper to make sure it's from the 80s?
00:02:48.000 God, what a mess.
00:02:49.000 And again, why'd you wait so long?
00:02:51.000 Ladies, the second anything is untowards, go straight to, not the university police, the police police. 0.57
00:03:00.000 We've been working on this whole rape thing for many years. 0.83
00:03:04.000 And if someone rapes you, we want to know about it.
00:03:06.000 That's why cops join the police force. 0.94
00:03:07.000 To catch rapists, murderers, thieves, bad guys.
00:03:11.000 Not to deal with someone who touched your arm or someone who made an inappropriate comment at work.
00:03:18.000 Did you ever hear those 9-1-1 calls where they call because Burger King ran out of their fish sandwiches or something?
00:03:27.000 It shows you the way we see police now.
00:03:29.000 It's not just there to catch really bad guys, but to sort of just police all of our lives and all injustice.
00:03:36.000 If it rains on your birthday, call the cops. 0.94
00:03:40.000 But anyway, yeah, so I got doxxed and they said, text him and say, say that you love white genocide. 0.96
00:03:51.000 Now, white genocide is a thing that the far right talks about a lot. 0.65
00:03:55.000 I never talk about it outside of South Africa.
00:03:57.000 I think there is white genocide.
00:03:58.000 There is ethnic cleansing going on in South Africa. 0.54
00:04:00.000 And that's something I think any sane person of any race should see as bad. 1.00
00:04:05.000 But as far as America, I avoid that.
00:04:08.000 I talk about
00:04:10.000 The death of the West. 0.88
00:04:12.000 And that includes black conservatives, black libertarians. 0.97
00:04:15.000 I obviously don't care about race mixing. 0.99
00:04:17.000 I did it three times.
00:04:19.000 At least three times.
00:04:21.000 The ones that didn't take, I guess, don't count as race mixing.
00:04:23.000 That counts as race humping, I guess. 0.95
00:04:27.000 But one kid called me up and he said, we might actually be able to find it on my phone, but he said, he said something like, yeah, my Asian girlfriend, 0.54
00:04:37.000 And I'm gonna marry her and I'm gonna have non-white babies. 1.00
00:04:41.000 What do you think of that? 0.98
00:04:43.000 I'm like, join the club, dude.
00:04:45.000 It's actually worse since this story's gotten big, because now all my texts are, Hey man!
00:04:50.000 Like, look at this.
00:04:51.000 Hey Gavin, George here.
00:04:53.000 I've been trying to get in touch with you to ask about the Proud Boys, blah blah blah.
00:04:56.000 Love your work, man.
00:04:57.000 Keep it up. 1.00
00:04:58.000 Fuck those Antifa pussies. 1.00
00:05:00.000 Some guy from my wife's tribe. 1.00
00:05:01.000 Hey, man, I hear you're a member of the tribe.
00:05:03.000 Love your work.
00:05:04.000 Keep it up.
00:05:06.000 Keep up the good fight.
00:05:07.000 Gavin, the de Tocqueville of our day.
00:05:10.000 Don't flinch.
00:05:10.000 Peace to you.
00:05:11.000 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:05:12.000 These are actually a lot less interesting than the hate.
00:05:14.000 The hate was much more colorful.
00:05:17.000 And the colorful comments were all like, white genocide. 0.98
00:05:20.000 I love white genocide. 0.87
00:05:21.000 I have like a thousand texts here. 0.95
00:05:23.000 They go way back to 24 hours ago.
00:05:27.000 But I was thinking like white genocide for a thing that to keep coming up again and again and again so what you're saying is that I think that whites are gonna be minority soon like I care about that and you love it and that's gonna like make my blood boil or something like oh stop saying that
00:05:42.000 Uh, and I guess they're talking about, you know, immigration and the demographics changing, but they're also talking about genocide, genocide.
00:05:49.000 They talk about it all the time.
00:05:50.000 In fact, that chick Lacey McCauley, the Antifa chick, she says, I won't come on his show.
00:05:54.000 He's someone who wants genocide.
00:05:56.000 So this is their mentality, right?
00:05:58.000 A, you're obsessed with whiteness and you don't like that you're becoming a minority. 0.92
00:06:03.000 I never even really thought about that.
00:06:05.000 It's sort of like, well, I've always been anti-immigration.
00:06:07.000 I used to be more against it from an environmental standpoint.
00:06:09.000 And when I say anti-immigration, I mean illegal, obviously. 0.95
00:06:12.000 And then someone says, you just hate Mexicans.
00:06:14.000 And I went, I never really thought about that. 0.89
00:06:16.000 And then I thought about it and thought about all the Mexicans I've worked with in restaurants and stuff.
00:06:20.000 And I go, they're actually pretty funny.
00:06:22.000 I think I disproportionately actually like them.
00:06:26.000 It's the thing that I don't like.
00:06:27.000 But the actual person involved, they seem to be pretty good little riffers.
00:06:31.000 And I was talking to Joshua Ocon, who's a photographer in Mexico City, Jewish guy who teaches photography down there, and he says, yeah, the guys you get are the northern Mexicans.
00:06:43.000 Now, obviously, Trump was right. 0.96
00:06:44.000 There is a problem with a disproportionate number of them are involved in crime, and 80% of the girls across the border get raped. 0.90
00:06:51.000 Obviously, we're not dealing with the cream of the crop.
00:06:53.000 But as far as humor goes, outside of the rapists, I assume, I don't think there's funny rapists, but who knows?
00:06:58.000 He said, you get the funny ones.
00:07:00.000 The northern part of our country is for the funny.
00:07:02.000 It's like Britain. 0.85
00:07:03.000 The Scots are the funny ones. 0.53
00:07:06.000 So the Mexicans you get, the ones that aren't evil, tend to be really good at riffing. 1.00
00:07:11.000 That's why you see so much laughing going on in the kitchen.
00:07:13.000 We're getting the funny ones.
00:07:15.000 So I don't really care about the actual people.
00:07:17.000 I just care about the patterns.
00:07:19.000 But anyway.
00:07:21.000 I thought it was interesting, though, that genocide is such a big thing with them.
00:07:24.000 Like, Lacey McCauley says, I don't want to come on his show, he wants genocides.
00:07:27.000 And it's like, I talked about this in the other show, but so I want to murder millions of people.
00:07:32.000 What do I want to do? 0.99
00:07:32.000 Gas them? 0.99
00:07:33.000 Like gypsies? 1.00
00:07:34.000 I want to put them in trains?
00:07:36.000 Nobody wants that.
00:07:38.000 That is possibly the most esoteric mindset available to humanity.
00:07:45.000 It's up there with pedophilia. 0.97
00:07:47.000 It is like one of the craziest places your brain can go. 0.97
00:07:51.000 And murder is a pretty crazy place, right?
00:07:54.000 Like say you knew, say you were at a dinner party and someone took your side and they said, you see that guy, Kevin?
00:08:00.000 Yeah, seems okay.
00:08:01.000 He murdered his wife 10 years ago.
00:08:03.000 You'd go, 0.99
00:08:10.000 Now, a genocidal maniac wants to do that a million times, so he's a million times crazier than a murderer. 0.73
00:08:16.000 Oh, here comes a call.
00:08:17.000 Let's see what we got.
00:08:18.000 Ready?
00:08:19.000 Hello?
00:08:22.000 Yeah!
00:08:31.000 Okay, I will.
00:08:32.000 Thanks, man.
00:08:35.000 See, that's not as fun.
00:08:37.000 Now that the number's really, really out there, most of the calls are fun.
00:08:42.000 And I don't like that.
00:08:43.000 I don't like selfies.
00:08:44.000 I don't like fans.
00:08:45.000 I like enemies.
00:08:46.000 In fact, I'm probably going to change my number now.
00:08:48.000 Well, I am changing my number.
00:08:49.000 But I'm changing my number not because of Antifa, but because of the fans.
00:08:52.000 And the Antifa stuff was really telling.
00:08:56.000 Like, uh, sorry, to get back to the White Genocide stuff, I'm simultaneously looking through my texts and messages to play you some good stuff.
00:09:03.000 But, um, yeah, so it's a very esoteric thing, and you think of all the times it's happened, right?
00:09:08.000 Obviously Hitler is a biggie, but there's also recently with Milosevic in the Bosnian War, I think he was killing what?
00:09:15.000 He was a Serb who was killing Bosnians. 1.00
00:09:17.000 That war is the most confusing war of all time.
00:09:19.000 So there's Bosnians, Christians, and Muslims.
00:09:21.000 There's Serbian Christians and Muslims. 0.67
00:09:22.000 And then there's a civil war with both groups where Bosnians and Serbs are fighting like a Serbian Muslim would kill a Bosnian Muslim?
00:09:29.000 How does that work? 0.55
00:09:30.000 I don't know.
00:09:30.000 I don't want to know.
00:09:30.000 I don't care!
00:09:32.000 That's the funny thing about history. 0.98
00:09:34.000 I like overall patterns, but the minutiae, I don't really give a crap. 0.96
00:09:40.000 When Mao killed 70 million, doesn't that dwarf every other study? 0.95
00:09:44.000 Isn't that the end of caring about this stuff?
00:09:46.000 You just go, Jesus, he is the Darth Vader of dictators.
00:09:51.000 Everyone else, like Pol Pot, what did he kill?
00:09:53.000 3,000?
00:09:54.000 But anyway, so genocide, right?
00:09:56.000 So there's Milosevic, there's Pol Pot, there's Stalin, did 40 million with the Bolsheviks, and then Holodomor with the Ukraine, and we of course had Hitler with his 6 million, I just mentioned Mao and the 70 million, so that's five guys in history who have committed genocide.
00:10:15.000 That's five guys!
00:10:16.000 And to just go, hey, you!
00:10:18.000 You like genocide. 0.99
00:10:19.000 You want to commit genocide.
00:10:20.000 You go, I'm one of the five guys in the history of man.
00:10:23.000 Man's probably been around for, what, 12 billion people?
00:10:26.000 So I'm one of the five.
00:10:27.000 I'm the sixth out of 12 billion.
00:10:31.000 Doesn't that sound weird to you?
00:10:33.000 And then here's the real crazy part.
00:10:35.000 I don't know what you would call Milosevic politically, but all the other ones I just said were either communists or socialists.
00:10:43.000 So maybe these people are projecting. 0.95
00:10:46.000 Maybe they are the genocidal maniacs. 0.96
00:10:49.000 And I thought it was really telling. 1.00
00:10:50.000 Oh, shit, I gotta find this one. 0.99
00:10:52.000 There was this weird guy at the beginning of all these who kept talking about, um, uh, how I'm an inbred hillbilly and white people suck and, you know, you're a bunch of cave, lots of cave stuff, which I remember I first heard on the Ice Cube album. 0.99
00:11:07.000 Long head, stringy head, what? 0.99
00:11:10.000 Cave Bitch. 1.00
00:11:12.000 I think it's on the album Predator where he's got a toe tag on it and it's like a cop being killed or something like that or maybe he's dead on I don't know I think the beginning he shoots a cop or a white guy I think he shoots a white guy in the head at the beginning of the album but anyway I didn't know about this but apparently cave people white people back in France quarter million years ago sucked at disposing of bodies and the Egyptians had a really involved embalming process so a common black insult 0.99
00:11:39.000 To white people is that you're a cave bitch, you're a cave person, you're an inbred. 1.00
00:11:44.000 You don't know how to dispose of your dead 250,000 years ago, which doesn't really cut to the quick, does it? 1.00
00:11:49.000 Like, you might as well say, nice cave drawings, McInnes.
00:11:53.000 Yeah, well, I've done some really nice Mona Lisas since then, but okay, yeah, you're right, that doesn't really look like a buffalo.
00:12:00.000 You got me.
00:12:02.000 Um, and by the way, Black Power people, there was just some guy, there's this Black Power group called, like, the Moors of the Egyptian Superiority Black People, and they wear King Tut stuff, and they're American.
00:12:15.000 And they were just in the news because one of the leader's children starved to death.
00:12:18.000 He was punishing them, or he didn't want them anymore, he let these babies starve.
00:12:21.000 Which, by the way, can you imagine if the KKK or some rednecks were doing that? 1.00
00:12:25.000 But this is swept under the rug.
00:12:27.000 But one little minor note, guys.
00:12:29.000 And I love you.
00:12:30.000 I love groups.
00:12:31.000 I made a group.
00:12:31.000 I love groups.
00:12:33.000 Sometimes I don't starve babies to death.
00:12:34.000 But the Moors and the Egyptians were pretty white, I'm afraid to say.
00:12:39.000 They're both North African.
00:12:41.000 They look like Gaddafi. 0.89
00:12:43.000 They looked like Anthony Cumia.
00:12:46.000 So if you are a pharaoh, and a Moor, and an Egyptian supremacist, and you talk about that we were kings, and the pyramids, and all that stuff, and we had kings and queens when you were still in caves.
00:12:56.000 Yeah, Northern Africans did. 1.00
00:12:57.000 Northern Africans that look like swarthy Sicilians, I'm afraid. 0.99
00:13:01.000 Sorry.
00:13:01.000 I hate to break it to you, but you worship Anthony Cumia.
00:13:06.000 You worship a swarthy wop. 1.00
00:13:11.000 They were effective, though. 0.95
00:13:13.000 And they were also very racist.
00:13:15.000 They didn't like Sub-Saharan Africans. 1.00
00:13:17.000 In fact, they started a thing called slavery, where they treated them as human garbage. 1.00
00:13:21.000 America showed up very late to the slavery game. 0.99
00:13:24.000 Very late.
00:13:26.000 After they were stealing white slaves. 0.77
00:13:27.000 Like, that's why we, America, invented the Marines. 0.98
00:13:30.000 Because Muslim pirates were kidnapping, I think they're called barbers? 0.97
00:13:34.000 Berbers? 0.98
00:13:35.000 These Christian women. 1.00
00:13:36.000 And making them into sex slaves. 1.00
00:13:37.000 So the Marines said, alright, we're gonna start a thing. 0.99
00:13:39.000 18, whatever it was.
00:13:41.000 30, we're gonna be Marines now. 0.99
00:13:42.000 And we're gonna fight these Muslim pirates. 1.00
00:13:45.000 Anyway. 0.99
00:13:47.000 Uh, yeah, it's just shocking that these people talk about genocide all the time.
00:13:50.000 And, uh...
00:13:52.000 And they are the ones who have been guilty of it, historically.
00:13:57.000 Anyway, sorry, what did I- I was talking about those pharaohs.
00:14:01.000 They killed someone?
00:14:02.000 Jesus, that's not a very interesting thing.
00:14:04.000 All right.
00:14:04.000 Oh, yeah, so I keep- yeah, I'm sorry, I remember now.
00:14:07.000 So those guys, those pharaohs, Moors guys, they always talk about cave bitches and cave people and white people are just cave dwellers, and I get the argument. 0.99
00:14:15.000 It's not the worst argument in the world. 0.95
00:14:16.000 We were less advanced than you a long time ago.
00:14:18.000 Gotcha.
00:14:19.000 You did get the wrong race, though.
00:14:21.000 You're talking about Egyptians, but an Egyptian can probably brag about his history to a white cave person. 1.00
00:14:28.000 Gotcha!
00:14:29.000 We're on the same page.
00:14:30.000 Touché.
00:14:30.000 I say, touché.
00:14:32.000 Um, but you're hearing these white kids say it to me and calling me an inbred.
00:14:37.000 And then this is where it got weird.
00:14:38.000 I hope I can find this on this show. 1.00
00:14:39.000 But he goes, um, he goes, it's not our fault our women don't like your little tiny dicks. 1.00
00:14:47.000 It's not our fault that your women keep flocking to us away from you. 1.00
00:14:50.000 You can't satisfy them sexually. 1.00
00:14:56.000 It's a white guy talking about his huge black cock to me. 1.00
00:15:00.000 Now if a black dude did that, you'd put him in a loony bin. 1.00
00:15:04.000 It's like I saw this on, there's this Uhuru Solidarity thing I follow on Instagram just because it's so weird. 0.98
00:15:08.000 It's all these white people pushing for reparations.
00:15:11.000 It's kind of why we always say, Uhuru! 0.60
00:15:13.000 We're kind of mocking them.
00:15:14.000 And it's these two white girls holding these Black Power pamphlets and giving them out at their school or whatever. 1.00
00:15:19.000 These little... They look like they're cheerleaders with their blonde hair and their rosy red cheeks. 1.00
00:15:25.000 And I'm looking at it going, whatever, like I give a shit. 1.00
00:15:28.000 But can you imagine seeing two black girls handing out White Power pamphlets? 1.00
00:15:32.000 You'd just go, uh, are you okay? 0.99
00:15:35.000 Like you'd want to just lie her down and put a pillow under her head and go, it's okay, it's okay, shh.
00:15:39.000 You're obviously sleepwalking, you're having a terrible dream.
00:15:42.000 You'd put like a cold compress on her forehead and be like, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
00:15:47.000 Oh boy, you're gonna freak out when you wake up and see what you were doing.
00:15:51.000 I know what I was doing!
00:15:52.000 I was promoting white power! 1.00
00:15:54.000 We need to support white race! 1.00
00:15:56.000 Oh, you weren't?
00:15:57.000 Oh, okay.
00:15:58.000 So anyway, this is some of the texts.
00:16:00.000 Look out the window, fashy.
00:16:02.000 I looked out the window with my gun.
00:16:04.000 There was no one there.
00:16:06.000 A lot of stuff about dildos.
00:16:10.000 A lot of pictures of Nazis.
00:16:11.000 A lot of ones I don't get.
00:16:12.000 Like, here's a text. 1.00
00:16:12.000 It's Pokemon with big tits. 1.00
00:16:14.000 And it says, it feels good to relax after a long day being a dumb bitch. 1.00
00:16:19.000 I guess that's me in that scenario? 1.00
00:16:21.000 I don't understand that one.
00:16:22.000 White genocide is awesome. 1.00
00:16:24.000 Yo! 1.00
00:16:25.000 Hey, you racist used condom of a human. 1.00
00:16:27.000 I hope you get cancer in your dick. 1.00
00:16:30.000 That's mean. 1.00
00:16:31.000 White genocide owns. 0.82
00:16:32.000 What's up, Ace?
00:16:35.000 The only two things in the world I love, Gavin.
00:16:37.000 Do you know what they are?
00:16:39.000 And then nothing after that one.
00:16:40.000 Mm, white genocide for dinner. 1.00
00:16:42.000 F you. 1.00
00:16:43.000 I don't know why I said F you. 1.00
00:16:45.000 Fuck you. 1.00
00:16:46.000 White genocide is a myth, idiot. 1.00
00:16:48.000 Stick another dildo up your ass, spin on it, and reflect on your mistakes. 1.00
00:16:52.000 Again, come on my show. 1.00
00:16:53.000 I never talked about white genocide outside of South Africa, ever.
00:16:57.000 I have way more priorities.
00:16:58.000 Like, sometimes I wish I could just get criticized for things I believe. 1.00
00:17:01.000 Like, Islam is a religion of peace, you pussy. 1.00
00:17:04.000 You don't understand the Quran. 1.00
00:17:06.000 Touché.
00:17:07.000 That's an argument.
00:17:07.000 Or, gender is amorphous.
00:17:09.000 You think there's two genders? 1.00
00:17:10.000 Fuck you. 1.00
00:17:11.000 Okay, you got me. 1.00
00:17:13.000 I do think that.
00:17:14.000 But like, white genocide? 0.99
00:17:16.000 Western civilization is a bore. 0.99
00:17:19.000 So is serial.
00:17:20.000 I strongly disagree. 1.00
00:17:23.000 You really don't believe that white people are inherently evil and should be massacred. 1.00
00:17:28.000 What? 1.00
00:17:29.000 I don't even understand.
00:17:30.000 I thought you were accusing me of that.
00:17:33.000 Here's an attachment.
00:17:35.000 It's me looking ugly and it says, look at him and tell me God exists.
00:17:39.000 That's very mean.
00:17:41.000 Hey, I'm doing that Jimmy Kimmel thing where you read mean tweets, although these are death threats.
00:17:46.000 It's not as cute. 0.99
00:17:46.000 I should be on Kimmel going, I'm going to murder you in your sleep. 0.99
00:17:49.000 Someone's going to kill you, motherfucker. 1.00
00:17:52.000 And then everyone can laugh. 1.00
00:17:55.000 Here's a weird one.
00:17:55.000 It's an anime face and it goes, you're white and then blocked.
00:18:01.000 okay um there's a wiener cut in half i guess they're gonna cut my dick off uh what's up some of them i think it's so spooky just to say what's up bro now unfortunately around 1 a.m last night um 0.99
00:18:21.000 It really went public and it said that Gavin McInnes has been doxxed and now it's just compliments. 0.99
00:18:27.000 So half of these start getting nicer and nicer as the 24 hours went on.
00:18:31.000 Yo Gavin, I'm sorry to bother you so late dude, blah blah blah, you've been doxxed.
00:18:35.000 Boring.
00:18:38.000 To tell you that if you're Gavin, Vice was great and made me want to be a journalist.
00:18:41.000 Whatever it turned into after you left makes me want to let the internet go away.
00:18:45.000 Jesus, I don't like being so accessible.
00:18:47.000 You know?
00:18:47.000 Like in the old days, public figures, and I'll recognize I'm a public figure, like Walter Cronkite, I guess I would compare myself to.
00:18:53.000 Not politically or anything, but as far as well known in this.
00:18:58.000 And you couldn't just say to Walter Cronkite, hey man, I like your new glasses.
00:19:01.000 I like your new sunglasses.
00:19:04.000 Alright, so now it's all compliments.
00:19:06.000 And it's all, hey man, someone leaked your number.
00:19:08.000 And it's funny how it's all over the news, and drudge, and Infowars, and it's everywhere.
00:19:13.000 And then, like 12 hours into it, you get some friend going, hey man, like John Carney, good friend of mine, he's like, dude, Antifa just doxed you.
00:19:21.000 I'm like, no dude, Antifa doxed me like 40 hours ago.
00:19:25.000 Thanks for your doot-doot.
00:19:27.000 And we're good to go.
00:19:28.000 Very good.
00:19:55.000 So this is Soviet, literally Soviet propaganda.
00:19:58.000 I found one of them.
00:19:59.000 Like, here's the other thing, too, that I wrote about this on Dangerous.com.
00:20:03.000 So my nerds in high places and my secret cops send me the background information of all these people with the number and everything.
00:20:10.000 And so I would send them to them.
00:20:13.000 And I go, here's your home address.
00:20:14.000 Here's your face.
00:20:15.000 Here's your phone number. 0.93
00:20:16.000 Now, if I was a doctor and I was harassing someone and someone sent me back my face, my address, I would poop my pants. 1.00
00:20:23.000 But they don't give a shit. 0.99
00:20:24.000 And the guy I did this to, his name is Christian... Let me just get his name right. 0.99
00:20:29.000 Christian Chiakoulas.
00:20:32.000 C-H-I-A-K-U-L-A-S, right? 0.68
00:20:35.000 If you find him on Facebook, his picture says, Communism Will Win, and it's got...
00:20:40.000 Mao, Stalin, Lenin, Marx, a bunch of Trotsky, I guess.
00:20:45.000 Oh, I'm looking at a total of over a hundred million deaths just in his Facebook banner.
00:20:52.000 And so he, I docked, didn't docks, but I sent back his information.
00:20:57.000 He texts back LMFAO and I call him.
00:21:01.000 And I go, what are you doing?
00:21:01.000 You're doxing me?
00:21:02.000 He goes, holy shit, is this Gavin McInnes? 1.00
00:21:04.000 And he goes, I can't believe it's you. 0.99
00:21:05.000 You're the co-founder of Vice.
00:21:06.000 And then it's a Stan thing.
00:21:08.000 And then he starts texting going, I just, I go, okay, I just want to confirm it was you and I'm doing this right.
00:21:14.000 And then I hung up on him and he goes, don't hang up.
00:21:15.000 And he texts me, don't hang up on me.
00:21:17.000 This could be the beginning of a very bizarre and unusual but cool friendship.
00:21:22.000 Oh, I see what all this hatred is.
00:21:23.000 It's a weird form of fandom.
00:21:26.000 You're a sub-fan.
00:21:28.000 And I looked at his profile and I thought, this really sums up these guys that get people fired and you think are this sort of omnipotent force.
00:21:35.000 And definitely there is a top brass that are social justice warriors.
00:21:38.000 You know, there's King Tech, there's a monarchy in tech of Google and Facebook, and they're all left-wing weird nerds who are beta males who hate strength because it led to wedgies in high school and they want revenge. 0.73
00:21:48.000 So that's why they shut down anyone who seems remotely alpha or masculine and believe me I'm a shitty fighter, but I'm a hundred times more Clint Eastwood and Gran Torino than these clowns But the ones on the front line the soldiers aren't 0.88
00:22:04.000 Anyone of substance.
00:22:05.000 Like this guy, Christian Chiakoulas, perfectly personifies the entire sort of harassment movement.
00:22:11.000 The millennial communist harassers online.
00:22:14.000 And he's got a Patreon where he's begging for a thousand bucks because he needs money, and he's so sick of being poor.
00:22:19.000 His girlfriend has a kid with someone else.
00:22:21.000 Like, they're just an absolute mess.
00:22:22.000 And you go, you hate capitalism and traditionalism, but you abandon it to suffer, and your only solution is charity. 1.00
00:22:30.000 You're a loser! 1.00
00:22:33.000 Anyway, let's see some more losers. 1.00
00:22:36.000 What's this one got? 0.99
00:22:37.000 Oh, here we go.
00:22:50.000 Doesn't that sound like the KKK? 0.89
00:22:53.000 So my race is a bunch of inbreds. 0.99
00:22:56.000 Trailer monkeys. 1.00
00:22:57.000 So trailer trash. 0.99
00:22:58.000 So it's not just racist, but it's classist, right? 1.00
00:23:00.000 White people are white trash. 1.00
00:23:02.000 This guy's a white guy who's apparently a communist. 1.00
00:23:05.000 I thought they were all into the proletarian stuff, but he's all about the lower class. 0.99
00:23:09.000 I thought the whole thing about communism was that there's no class.
00:23:12.000 Remember class war?
00:23:14.000 And you think everyone's equal. 0.99
00:23:17.000 How many fucking toes you got on? 0.99
00:23:18.000 You got like 13 toes, I'm sure. 1.00
00:23:21.000 Probably fucking like 11 fingers. 1.00
00:23:24.000 Cause you're fucking white trash. 1.00
00:23:26.000 You're a mutant, Neanderthal, subhuman. 1.00
00:23:29.000 Go back to your own country. 1.00
00:23:30.000 Isn't that your country? 1.00
00:23:32.000 It's never gonna be a white nation, and it never has been, you stupid imbecile. 1.00
00:23:39.000 Trailer monkey you see this too with homophobia like they say we hate homophobes And then their their obsession is Putin and Trump kissing like it's an insult and you go Why are you using gayness as a way to take someone down if you are pro gay isn't it a compliment? 1.00
00:23:56.000 To say Trump's a homosexual Here's the same guy again And this different 0.98
00:24:06.000 We're good to go. 0.99
00:24:24.000 That's not bad.
00:24:26.000 Problem with that one is, you're using children's movies as a source.
00:24:29.000 I talked about this on Get Off My Lawn, too.
00:24:31.000 Sorry to replay that.
00:24:32.000 He had a weird accent, too, didn't he?
00:24:33.000 Humans?
00:24:35.000 You look sort of like the guy from the children's movie that I watch because I was learning English, Vis Disney.
00:24:43.000 What's this?
00:24:43.000 I think this is the trailer park guy again.
00:24:46.000 God bless white genocide. 0.99
00:24:53.000 This guy really hates minorities, doesn't he? 0.99
00:24:56.000 Wait, I didn't mean to stop that one. 1.00
00:24:59.000 Shoot.
00:24:59.000 You can't, you can't pause it.
00:25:02.000 Sorry.
00:25:04.000 Sorry to replay that. 0.54
00:25:19.000 You're the oldest, fastest-dying minority on Earth. 1.00
00:25:26.000 Just go home. 1.00
00:25:27.000 Go protect fucking Europe, right? 1.00
00:25:28.000 You got all them Muslims taking over. 1.00
00:25:30.000 What? 1.00
00:25:31.000 You're such punk bitches, you won't even defend your actual homeland. 1.00
00:25:36.000 Go home! 1.00
00:25:37.000 Go defend Ireland from the evil Muslims. 1.00
00:25:40.000 Stupid, hairy cave monkeys. 1.00
00:25:44.000 Well, at least it was a point. 1.00
00:25:46.000 I mean, I did come from Europe.
00:25:50.000 What else do we got here?
00:25:51.000 Oh, this one's a doozy.
00:25:52.000 This one's not so good. 0.65
00:25:55.000 I think this is the death threat. 0.69
00:25:58.000 But it's a smart death threat. 1.00
00:26:01.000 Somebody ought to kill you, motherfucker. 1.00
00:26:03.000 It'll happen. 1.00
00:26:03.000 Bye. 1.00
00:26:05.000 So you can't really take that to the FBI because it's someone else is going to kill me, not him.
00:26:14.000 Oh, some of these are just one minute long.
00:26:16.000 That's not as... You gotta watch the time.
00:26:18.000 Oh, this one's 30 seconds. 0.99
00:26:19.000 This might be the other guy who was talking about dicks. 1.00
00:26:24.000 This might be the dick thing. 1.00
00:26:27.000 I just wanted to tell you how much I really, really fucking love white genocide. 0.99
00:26:32.000 That's just really the greatest thing ever. 0.99
00:26:34.000 You know, I've been dating this Asian girl for a really long time and I can't wait to get married to her.
00:26:40.000 No!
00:26:43.000 No! 1.00
00:26:52.000 So you're committing white genocide if you have sex with a hot Asian chick and marry her? 1.00
00:26:58.000 Pretty easy revolution, huh? 1.00
00:27:00.000 When you think of the Civil War, you get shot with shrapnel, you get an infection, you die a gangrene.
00:27:04.000 What do you do as a warrior?
00:27:05.000 I make love to a woman I'm in love with.
00:27:08.000 Wow.
00:27:09.000 Tough fight. 0.83
00:27:11.000 By the way, you're saying you're gonna make non-white babies? 0.97
00:27:14.000 I made three, dude. 0.58
00:27:15.000 Catch up.
00:27:17.000 What's this?
00:27:20.000 See, this is the problem with this bubble world where we don't talk to each other.
00:27:24.000 So you're able to go off at a communist tangent of propaganda and assume your enemy's obsession is white genocide. 0.50
00:27:32.000 And I couldn't care less.
00:27:34.000 Why?
00:27:34.000 I mean, I don't think... Wait a minute.
00:27:37.000 Now you got me thinking about it.
00:27:39.000 I don't think any race should be eradicated.
00:27:43.000 But I think it's a bad road to go down to talk about white people.
00:27:47.000 The focus in America should be ideas.
00:27:50.000 In fact, America was built on the whole idea of meritocracy.
00:27:53.000 So, America itself is the pantheon of non-racial identity politics. 0.98
00:27:59.000 It's about coming here and busting your ass, recognizing Judeo-Christian values as the thing that built it, and recognizing that the West is the best. 0.98
00:28:07.000 And the West became the best by not wasting their time with race. 0.99
00:28:12.000 Alright, what do we got here?
00:28:16.000 Hello?
00:28:16.000 Uh-oh.
00:28:19.000 I wonder if they can shut down some of these.
00:28:23.000 Here we go.
00:28:29.000 That guy sounded like a Whack Packer, didn't he? 0.97
00:28:31.000 He sounded like Jeff the Drunk on Stern.
00:28:35.000 Oh, this is weird.
00:28:36.000 One of them has a glitch. 0.99
00:28:38.000 God, I hope that's not the little dick one. 0.99
00:28:40.000 That would be terrible. 0.99
00:28:41.000 I think it is.
00:28:42.000 I got a bad feeling we're not being... Hey, Gavin. 1.00
00:28:45.000 Uh, fuck the Proud Boys. 1.00
00:28:47.000 Okay. 1.00
00:28:47.000 Fuck you. 1.00
00:28:48.000 Communism will win. 1.00
00:28:52.000 You can tell that someone's a fat nerd by some of their pronunciation, right? 0.93
00:28:57.000 Communism will win.
00:28:59.000 It's sort of like American Splendor, where he goes, I am a nerd.
00:29:04.000 Communism will win.
00:29:06.000 God, I'm bummed out that this one is broken, because I think it's the magic one.
00:29:12.000 That's always the way, isn't it?
00:29:14.000 The one you want the most is the one that won't play.
00:29:17.000 All right, let's try this guy, 717. 1.00
00:29:23.000 Hey Gavin, fuck you. 1.00
00:29:24.000 That's handy. 1.00
00:29:26.000 Fast, cheap, and easy.
00:29:27.000 That's how I like my hate mail.
00:29:29.000 Let's try this guy. 1.00
00:29:39.000 Isn't it weird that these people are so obsessed with racism, yet all they do is talk about white people and how shitty all white people are. 0.99
00:29:53.000 What's this guy got? 1.00
00:29:54.000 Coming for that toothbrush, Gavin. 1.00
00:29:56.000 Fucking gonna kill all the white people. 1.00
00:29:59.000 Also, you gave this number to that uh... 1.00
00:30:04.000 So people started calling them back after I publicized these numbers and they said I wasn't doing a good job at that.
00:30:11.000 But again, these people don't care about being doxxed.
00:30:14.000 They don't care if you call them.
00:30:16.000 They don't have anything going on.
00:30:17.000 This is a video game to them.
00:30:20.000 It's all a big LARP.
00:30:21.000 So when you call them back, it's like in Fortnite, someone's shot back.
00:30:24.000 It goes, oh good, we're playing now.
00:30:26.000 This has nothing to do with justice or honesty or getting to the truth of a matter.
00:30:35.000 Okay, I'm not sure what that person's doing.
00:30:36.000 It sounds kind of gross.
00:30:41.000 Let's see what this guy's got.
00:30:42.000 Oh, I remember that one.
00:30:46.000 That's all fart sounds.
00:30:48.000 Who's offended by fart sounds?
00:30:50.000 You'd have to be 80 years old and a lady. 1.00
00:30:56.000 What do we got?
00:30:58.000 Hello?
00:31:00.000 Come on, you can do it.
00:31:02.000 Oh, well.
00:31:04.000 How about half of these have the number and the other half just say unknown.
00:31:08.000 Blocked caller.
00:31:09.000 And then a lot of these are just freezing.
00:31:12.000 I hope this isn't a pattern now.
00:31:13.000 This is Reverend Aaron from Punkster Progress.
00:31:18.000 Oh, this guy is particularly disturbing. 0.88
00:31:19.000 That's the serial rapist I was telling you about.
00:31:22.000 Some of these dudes are like the ones with the... The stalkers always seem to have a bad track record with sexual assault. 0.97
00:31:31.000 And those guys, oof, once you start getting involved in that, they glom onto you.
00:31:37.000 And, uh, then, you know, even if you get a lawyer or something to say, stop stalking me, then they start attacking the lawyer.
00:31:43.000 They're sort of like that black sludge venom where you get that on you.
00:31:47.000 And it just, if someone goes to rescue you, they get it on them too.
00:31:54.000 Oh, so that's what's the thing.
00:31:55.000 Now they're getting to be on my side.
00:31:57.000 And now they're like some Antifa, put your number out, dude.
00:31:59.000 I love your work.
00:32:00.000 And that's not as fun.
00:32:14.000 So that's not very funny.
00:32:15.000 And I couldn't understand it.
00:32:18.000 What's this lady got to say? 1.00
00:32:22.000 We really are dealing with preschool levels here, are we not? 0.99
00:32:28.000 I wish I could find the penis one. 1.00
00:32:29.000 Because that was a white guy bragging about his 1.00
00:32:35.000 Great, now I got conservatives that want to fuck me. 1.00
00:32:59.000 That guy's not, his heart isn't in it. 1.00
00:33:04.000 He's feeling kind of bummed about the whole social justice thing. 0.90
00:33:08.000 Alright, I gotta get out of bed, I gotta prank call this Nazi. 0.99
00:33:11.000 Hey Gavin, hey White Genocide, you're a Nazi or something. 0.99
00:33:18.000 What's up? 0.98
00:33:25.000 Alright, that's friends now.
00:33:27.000 So I guess it's over. 1.00
00:33:28.000 I really feel like that 9 seconder, the one that keeps jamming up, that's the one where he's bragging about his damn penis. 1.00
00:33:37.000 What a crime that we can't play that one. 1.00
00:33:40.000 Poop.
00:33:41.000 Oh well.
00:33:42.000 You'll just have to take my word for it. 0.59
00:33:43.000 And you can tell by the general pattern of these that we're dealing with some sad losers and I think it all comes down to one thing.
00:33:54.000 There's one problem going on with all of this, and it is jobs.
00:34:00.000 It's these young people, the kids today, yeah you heard me, not having jobs.
00:34:05.000 When I was their age, like the age of that Christian Chia coolest guy, I was dying. 1.00
00:34:11.000 I was basically a slave. 0.98
00:34:14.000 My jobs sucked so much. 0.95
00:34:18.000 Yes, I'm comparing my jobs. 0.83
00:34:20.000 Well, obviously no one owned me, but the actual labor part, being a bike messenger in Montreal in the winter, getting up in the dark at five in the morning and hitting the slopes, because it's a mountain, Mount Real, Mount Royal, Montreal.
00:34:34.000 Um, on that mountain bike and just the piercing, freezing cold.
00:34:39.000 It gets so cold in Montreal.
00:34:41.000 I could almost cry talking about it. 0.89
00:34:43.000 And my girlfriend was French and French people are lazy. 1.00
00:34:46.000 She was just on welfare. 0.99
00:34:47.000 So she'd just sleep in and I'd leave her warm, we were like 19 or 20, her warm little 20 year old buns all toasty in the dark and get out, get on my stupid overalls and Gore-Tex or whatever the hell you had to wear with all your 0.95
00:35:01.000 You spent a ton of your money on gear, and you know what else you spent a ton of money on as a bike messenger? 0.97
00:35:06.000 Food.
00:35:07.000 You'd need two gigantic dinners, because you're basically an Olympian athlete.
00:35:11.000 You know, the only way you can get up these hills without killing yourself is to hold onto a truck.
00:35:15.000 That's considered a bonus.
00:35:17.000 Grabbing it, we used to call it hauling, because there's a hill in Montreal called Beaver Hall Hill, so we'd go hauling up Beaver Hall, because that hill was just, like, straight up.
00:35:24.000 And there's black ice everywhere, so sometimes you're going down a hill and you just can't brake.
00:35:29.000 And you'd get $1.50 a package.
00:35:32.000 I can just see any of these prank callers, these communists who love the workers.
00:35:35.000 They're all about the workers party.
00:35:37.000 Well, you gotta work if you love the workers.
00:35:40.000 That's the thing.
00:35:40.000 It's a big part of the word workers, actually.
00:35:43.000 The ERS is just sort of a descriptive tone at the end to pluralize it.
00:35:47.000 But it's basically about work, and you ain't workin'.
00:35:51.000 And yeah, you get $1.50 per package.
00:35:54.000 And because we were English, the dispatcher, forget his name, the company was called Top Gun.
00:35:59.000 It was based on the movie Top Gun.
00:36:01.000 He liked the movie Top Gun.
00:36:03.000 And I'd go, I'd go, what was his name, Bernard or something?
00:36:06.000 I'd go, Bernard, dude, what's going on here?
00:36:08.000 I'm standing in a phone booth freezing my ass off.
00:36:10.000 My radio's out of batteries.
00:36:13.000 You got any packages for me?
00:36:14.000 No, guy.
00:36:15.000 He'd always say the same thing. 0.99
00:36:16.000 I'm grabbing my balls right here. 0.99
00:36:18.000 Meaning I'm doing nothing, I'm just sitting here grabbing my balls, which I guess is a French expression? 0.99
00:36:22.000 A lot of French people make up expressions that they think English people say, but we don't say that. 0.89
00:36:27.000 When was the last time an English person said, hey man, what's been going on today? 0.98
00:36:30.000 Oh, just grabbing my balls. 1.00
00:36:32.000 You'd go, what? 1.00
00:36:33.000 Do you have a rash?
00:36:34.000 You have eczema? 0.99
00:36:35.000 Why were you grabbing at your own balls? 1.00
00:36:37.000 Oh, another thing French Canadians say, we say is, that's it, that's all, fuck them all, let's see. 1.00
00:36:44.000 And I don't know how many French people have said, Guy, we have never said, that's it, that's all, fuck them all. 1.00
00:36:50.000 I've never said, no English person has ever said that. 0.99
00:36:52.000 You invented that.
00:36:53.000 You invented an English colloquialism.
00:36:55.000 Congratulations.
00:36:56.000 Anyway, there was that.
00:36:59.000 And then in the spring, there was tree planting in Northern Ontario, which was brutal.
00:37:06.000 Just look that up on YouTube, tree planting in Northern Ontario.
00:37:09.000 I mean, you'd get up again in the dark,
00:37:11.000 Plant trees for 10 hours, 6 days a week, you go home, you sleep in a tent covered in snow, blistering heat at noon, freezing cold at midnight, probably the biggest temperature variance in a day on earth in Northern Ontario.
00:37:26.000 But I made, like, good money.
00:37:27.000 I'd make, first year I made about two grand, but when you get better at it, you can make, like, eight grand.
00:37:31.000 And then the bike messengering, that never really paid.
00:37:34.000 That was, like, 300 bucks a week if you were very lucky.
00:37:38.000 But I developed character there, and, you know, we'd clean pools for the rest of the summer, or go back to bike messaging.
00:37:47.000 I remember when we started Vice, we'd have to stay up all night to meet a deadline, and I'd be in our office, which was also our house, which was this loft that we renovated ourselves, because we had done construction and worked in other jobs, so we knew how to put up drywall and stuff.
00:38:00.000 You getting the story here?
00:38:01.000 Getting the picture?
00:38:01.000 We have a vocabulary of skills.
00:38:05.000 We're not master carpenters, but we know how to put up two-by-fours, and then slap some insulation in there, and then slap up some drywall, put on some drywall tape, paint it, boom, you're done.
00:38:15.000 We got how to do that.
00:38:16.000 You go to Home Depot, you buy a door, you figure it out.
00:38:19.000 Actually, doors are probably the hardest thing in the history of carpentry.
00:38:22.000 I'm amazed that guys can make door frames.
00:38:25.000 I'm perpetually impressed by that.
00:38:26.000 But anyway, I remember being there at the computer and the day we started Vice, or no, sorry, this is when we went independent.
00:38:33.000 And so we couldn't check in and check out.
00:38:34.000 We had to meet all the deadlines.
00:38:36.000 We didn't have the government, you know, hustlers trying to trick everyone.
00:38:40.000 That's a whole other story.
00:38:42.000 And I remember being in that office and going, well, at least it's temperature controlled.
00:38:45.000 At least it's 70 degrees. 0.99
00:38:47.000 I don't have bugs crawling up my ass. 0.99
00:38:49.000 I'm not getting fucking black flies and mosquitoes going, help my nose and in my eye and covering my, you just ate bugs all day. 0.99
00:38:57.000 In fact, we would go in the truck and black flies, they're tiny little gnats, midges, they call them in Scotland. 0.98
00:39:04.000 And they're like about the size of a big piece of pepper.
00:39:07.000 And they bite you.
00:39:08.000 Their thing is, they land on a hairy mammal, and they crawl and crawl, and they find, like, the belly of a moose that doesn't have that much hair on it, and they bite there.
00:39:17.000 So they're crawlers by nature.
00:39:18.000 So what they do is they land somewhere on your neck, or, say, your pant leg, right?
00:39:22.000 Then they go up your pant leg, down your boot, and then they'll go to, like, your toes, and then they'll bite.
00:39:30.000 And you can't get to them.
00:39:31.000 So you've got to duct tape your socks to your leg, and duct tape your wrists, and duct tape your long johns on your body.
00:39:36.000 Even though it's sweltering heat out, you're duct taped into long johns.
00:39:41.000 Oh, Lord, I'm remembering it all now.
00:39:44.000 But black flies have this thing where if they're in a closed space, then they start freaking out.
00:39:48.000 They have arachnophobia.
00:39:49.000 Or no, sorry.
00:39:50.000 They get claustrophobic.
00:39:52.000 So if they're in your tent, you're OK.
00:39:53.000 A mosquito will beat you.
00:39:54.000 Beat you? 1.00
00:39:55.000 It'll beat the shit out of you. 1.00
00:39:56.000 A mosquito will bite you all night in your tent. 1.00
00:39:58.000 They suck.
00:39:59.000 But blackflies, you can have a million in there, they're priorities. 0.97
00:40:02.000 So they just bounce on the roof of your tent, trying to escape, and then you just smush them with your finger.
00:40:06.000 But if you're in a truck, they're bouncing on the windshield, trying to escape.
00:40:10.000 So you'll be talking to your foreman, or your boss if you are a foreman, or another tree planter, and just as you're talking, you're just taking a blackfly off the windshield and just popping it in your mouth and popping it with your front teeth.
00:40:22.000 And out of three, two will taste like potatoes and one will taste like raspberries.
00:40:26.000 And you'll do it for so long.
00:40:28.000 These things are as big as like two crumpled up eyelashes.
00:40:31.000 You'll do it for so long that you'll be kind of stuffed.
00:40:34.000 Like you go, oh, I kind of overdid it on the black flies. 1.00
00:40:38.000 I'm a fucking frog, basically. 1.00
00:40:41.000 I'm a reptile who overate my bug lunch. 0.99
00:40:45.000 So anyway, when I got to start a business, I had that gumption because I was so happy I wasn't riding a bike through the snow or picking bugs out of my sandwich every bite I took.
00:40:56.000 Actually, you don't pick them out, you just eat them.
00:40:59.000 And these kids, these millennial communists, they don't have that context.
00:41:02.000 They've never received a check and saw how much goes to tax and had that first gulp you get when you're 14 and you work at the gas station and the check is like $280 and then the final thing says $170 and you go, wait, what?
00:41:18.000 Don't you mean five bucks?
00:41:19.000 I think five bucks would be fair.
00:41:21.000 Not a hundred.
00:41:23.000 No, you get it back at the end of the year.
00:41:24.000 Yeah, I don't want it back.
00:41:25.000 I want it now!
00:41:27.000 That's when you start. 1.00
00:41:28.000 When you have stakes, you start caring about this shit. 1.00
00:41:30.000 And then that's what I think is the biggest problem. 0.99
00:41:32.000 And that links to immigration because illegal aliens are doing a lot of these kids jobs. 0.94
00:41:36.000 You know, in my neighborhood, you never see a teenager mowing a lawn.
00:41:39.000 When I was a kid, that was your bread and butter.
00:41:41.000 Mowing lawns.
00:41:42.000 You competed with other guys. 1.00
00:41:43.000 You tried to get there early so other guys wouldn't out mow you and you got shit. 1.00
00:41:47.000 You got like five bucks. 0.99
00:41:48.000 But you did enough and you'd get to a hundred eventually and a hundred dollars in the 80s was a million.
00:41:54.000 So, we've really done a disservice to young people today. 0.99
00:41:57.000 We've turned them into crazy, petty, little bitches who prank call you and say, hey, what genocide? 1.00
00:42:03.000 Things they don't even believe. 1.00
00:42:05.000 Just tropes that they were handed by someone else who's an antifa, an anti-fascist. 0.99
00:42:10.000 Just a bunch of dumb propaganda that you have homosexuals like Don Lemon going, they're anti-fascist. 0.99
00:42:16.000 That's all. 1.00
00:42:17.000 That's all the research you have to do.
00:42:18.000 You just read their name.
00:42:20.000 Okay, I'm Superman.
00:42:22.000 Yes, okay, so you're like the Nietzschean Ubermensch.
00:42:25.000 You're above most men.
00:42:26.000 Got it.
00:42:27.000 Well, that was easy.
00:42:28.000 It's fun arguing with Don Lemon.
00:42:29.000 You just say a word and he believes your costume, your Halloween costume.
00:42:34.000 Hey, Don Lemon, I'm Wolverine!
00:42:37.000 That's cool.
00:42:38.000 You kill wolves? 0.72
00:42:39.000 Actually, I like wolves.
00:42:43.000 So yeah, that's what it's like to be doxed.
00:42:45.000 It's tedious.
00:42:46.000 I'm changing my number now, obviously.
00:42:49.000 I find, and I said this on Dangerous.com, Milo's site, I find the fans a little more tedious than the enemies. 0.68
00:42:55.000 At least with the enemies, you get a window into, you know, America's enemies, and you see, oh, you're a bunch of losers who have a Patreon to fix your car, or you're Lacey McCauley who was raped and decided to direct that at white people instead of the guy who raped you, or you're Giraffe Neck, the professor on leave for saying cops should die, and you're on 0.82
00:43:16.000 I think his Twitter feed is Vulgar Economics and he's on there talking about how he wants to commit suicide. 0.97
00:43:23.000 Anyway, we're out of time.
00:43:25.000 I'll just read you some more here.
00:43:29.000 Let me just read you the last three texts that have appeared in the past minute.
00:43:33.000 Unfortunately, they're all good. 1.00
00:43:36.000 You must have a new number by now, but if you don't, I hope you have the chance to punch all these lib SJWs in their stupid faces. 1.00
00:43:41.000 MAGA. 1.00
00:43:42.000 And he probably is going to be at Kent State this weekend for Open Carry Rally.
00:43:45.000 Caitlin Bennett is doing... I don't know.
00:43:46.000 Who the hell are you? 0.98
00:43:47.000 Why do you get to text me? 0.99
00:43:49.000 And then thank you for all that you do in the fight against these tyrants.
00:43:52.000 I know you're getting bombarded by these liberals.
00:43:57.000 I've got to put in my code for my phone, which is 6887.
00:43:59.000 I know you're getting bombarded by these literal snakes, but I want to let you know that you are a patron.
00:44:06.000 Mobile Down History is one of the catalysts that saved this country from the brink we are on.
00:44:10.000 God bless you and your family, and do not give up the fight!
00:44:16.000 I don't care about flattering texts, and I don't care about insulting texts, I don't care about death threats, and I don't care about compliments.
00:44:24.000 But I do care about providing you with an entertaining look at this clown world we are living in.
00:44:30.000 It gets crazier every day, and make no mistake, you're next.
00:44:34.000 Getting deplatformed from Twitter is obviously not a big deal.
00:44:36.000 It's censoring some jokes.
00:44:39.000 Getting, you know, all these little things where your number's been given out.
00:44:43.000 It's nothing like what Tommy Robinson is facing, and I'm going to see him tomorrow in England.
00:44:50.000 Nothing.
00:44:51.000 Tommy Robinson, you know, military vets, those guys are in the real world. 1.00
00:44:54.000 We're dealing with a bunch of lunatics clowns. 0.57
00:44:56.000 But there is an overall, if I was to imbue some relevance to the inconvenience that I'm going through, the big picture would be we're having a dangerous cultural shift here where censorship is seen as cool, de-platforming is seen as cool, and free speech is being thwarted. 0.97
00:45:15.000 That's why 0.89
00:45:16.000 These maniacs have- are attacking a straw man thinking I care about race mixing and white genocide and all this crap because we're not able to discuss things because I've been censored. 0.99
00:45:26.000 And the beauty of censorship is the left can run with this communist propaganda and totally dehumanize people and turn them into villains. 1.00
00:45:35.000 And the beauty of dehumanizing someone is now you can kill them.
00:45:38.000 And you didn't- you didn't kill a person. 0.99
00:45:41.000 You killed a vermin. 1.00
00:45:42.000 You killed a scumbag. 1.00
00:45:43.000 That's why they can just say die, because they've turned reality into a stupid video game where they want everyone they don't like to lose their life on the green bar that goes across the top. 1.00
00:45:59.000 Damn, that's way less witty than the original ending I had. 1.00
00:46:02.000 That's always the way it goes. 0.99
00:46:04.000 You've got to circumcise your podcast, guys. 0.99
00:46:06.000 Just cut the foreskin off. 0.99
00:46:08.000 Stop talking when it's time to stop talking. 0.98
00:46:10.000 Go to CRTV.com.
00:46:12.000 To check out my show, get off my lawn.
00:46:13.000 I'm gonna be, the COTV tonight, this Friday, will take place in London, England, where I'll be going to Tommy's trial on Thursday, and I'll tell you what, if he gets sentenced to prison, even for four days, that's a death sentence, because he will get killed there.
00:46:28.000 So, you're about to see someone be sentenced to death in England for blasphemy.
00:46:34.000 I'll be discussing this quite a bit in the next podcast.
00:46:37.000 I'll also be talking to Katie Hopkins when I'm there, and Ezra Levant, of course.
00:46:41.000 My favorite chubby Jew. 1.00
00:46:43.000 And I will see you Friday.
00:46:46.000 We got a doozy of a podcast coming up next.
00:46:49.000 I mean next, like on Friday.
00:46:50.000 Bye.
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00:46:58.000 Wouldn't it be nice to give them a dry place to sleep tonight, or a warm cup of soup, or just simply an umbrella?
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00:47:08.000 Visit SalvationArmy.ListenAndGive.org now to help fund programs that provide shelter, food, and hope to our neighbors most in need.
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