Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - September 29, 2018


Get Off My Lawn Podcast #85 | I just flew back from Tommy Robinson’s trial and boy are my arms soccer hooligans

Topics
soccer hooligan pals scuba diving
Hosted by
Gavin McInnes
Mentioned
Tommy Robinson Ezra Levant David Branch Gavin Ricky Gervais Kevin Tommy Larry David Fortnite Trump Ricardo McFarlane Bill Odenkirk Jesus Christ Rodney King Tony Blair Harrington Damocles Beatles Dick Van Dyke Rodney Dangerfield Paul McCartney and 29 more
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1 hour and 3 minutes

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177.63

Word count

11,333

Sentence count

1,143

Harmful content

Misogyny

64

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Toxicity

347

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Hate speech

58

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Tommy Robinson's trial is finally over, and Ezra Levant is here to talk about it. Also, Ezra gets lost in the weeds of the whole thing and talks about the fact that he's cheaper than Ezra Levant, and how he could be a billionaire if he didn't have to travel the world in a limousine and use a female escort as his slave to keep him in the cage for the entire duration of his trial. And Ezra also talks about what it's like to be a free marketer in the free market, and why he thinks Ezra is the cheapest person in the whole entire world. And of course, there's a story about how he's going to become a billionaire, but he's not going to do it because he doesn't have the money to buy a plane ticket to go to England. And he's too cheap to spend $8,000 on a ticket to get there, so why not take the cheapest plane ticket in the entire world? And why it's better than a business class ticket? And Ezra's not a billionaire because he's just a guy who doesn't need to have a driver to take him to the airport to pick up and drop him off at the airport, so he can do it on the cheap? And he doesn t even have to pay for the plane ticket, which is pretty much everything he needs to be in the best seat in the world. to get to England? and he's doing it on his own dime, which isn't much better than Ezra's ticket is $5,000 a day, which he can afford to fly to be there on a plane, but still pays for it in economy class? And that's not bad at all? And it's cheap, but it's still cheaper than the cheapest plane ticket he's ever had in the history of the world, and it's free market in the last 20 years, so it's not only cheaper than he's been able to afford it, but cheaper than most people have ever paid in the past, and that's pretty much anywhere else he s ever flown anywhere else? and it doesn t have to cost more than that, and he s not even got a seat at all the way to get a plane tickets? And he does it on economy class, either he s going to be able to fly first class or he s getting a limo to get around the airport in the airport and he gets to stay in the limo too?

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00:00:00.000 I just flew back from Tommy Robinson's trial in London and boy are my arms soccer hooligans.
00:00:08.000 That's not witty.
00:00:09.000 That's not how the joke goes, Gavin.
00:00:12.000 It's gotta sound like boy are my arms tired.
00:00:17.000 And of course, as I've said in the past, the champion joke of that is, I just flew back from a Transformers convention, and boy are my arms tires.
00:00:27.000 Can't beat that.
00:00:28.000 So why did I introduce this show with such a lame joke?
00:00:33.000 I don't know.
00:00:33.000 Because the first line is always the title, okay?
00:00:36.000 I had to get it all out.
00:00:40.000 But yeah, I did just get back from Tommy's trial and I'll try not to be pedantic and get lost in the weeds of this trial because the big picture is the state is trying to mentally torture Tommy because he's brought to light the problem they have over there 0.96
00:01:03.000 with Pakistani Muslim pedophile grooming gangs. 0.97
00:01:08.000 It is an epidemic. 1.00
00:01:10.000 Tommy shone the spotlight on it and they don't like that.
00:01:14.000 Now I have a million theories for all this but that's really the takeaway.
00:01:21.000 That's what I think is important.
00:01:23.000 Forget Muslims, forget Tommy. 1.00
00:01:25.000 Just that the state can violate the law and persecute people like that.
00:01:31.000 Put a man in a cage for 10 weeks for contempt of court when the previous worst sentence for contempt of court was a $6,000 fine. 1.00
00:01:40.000 Contempt of court is like when your brother gets sentenced for something and you think it's unfair and you yell, fuck you, judge! 1.00
00:01:47.000 In the courtroom. 1.00
00:01:49.000 That's what it is for.
00:01:50.000 And you get a slap on the wrist or you go to jail or you go to the tombs for two days or something like that.
00:01:55.000 It's not... You're not supposed to go to solitary... Solitary confinement... Worst case scenario, you stab a man in prison, right?
00:02:04.000 Then you go to solitary for 14 days max. 0.99
00:02:07.000 You could murder a man and you'll go to solitary for 14 days.
00:02:10.000 Tommy was in there for 10 weeks.
00:02:13.000 That's illegal right in and of itself right there.
00:02:15.000 You could stop the whole thing right there.
00:02:18.000 But he didn't shiv anyone.
00:02:20.000 He just questioned two pedophiles as they were going into court.
00:02:24.000 Yo, that jeopardized the trial!
00:02:26.000 That puts the whole trial at risk!
00:02:29.000 No it doesn't.
00:02:31.000 First of all, the BBC and a bunch of other websites had already publicized these guys' names and given all the details of the trial.
00:02:40.000 You did the press ban after that.
00:02:44.000 And secondly, jurors aren't allowed to go online.
00:02:48.000 They're not allowed to look at Tommy's live feeds.
00:02:50.000 That's the law.
00:02:52.000 And if you do that, you could be facing serious crimes.
00:02:55.000 Perjury and all that.
00:02:58.000 So there, I'm already getting lost in the weeds.
00:03:00.000 Let me go back a bit.
00:03:01.000 Let's have some fun, shall we?
00:03:04.000 Um... I decide to go on Wednesday.
00:03:08.000 To go to London, England.
00:03:10.000 And... I was considering business class, but I'm sorry.
00:03:15.000 I'm just too fucking cheap to spend $8,000 on a plane ticket.
00:03:23.000 That's more than $1,000 an hour. 0.97
00:03:25.000 That's just not... I could be a billionaire, and that's just a bad use of money.
00:03:29.000 You could have a limousine pick you up at the airport, and then just be your personal driver the entire time.
00:03:35.000 That's probably 500 pounds a day.
00:03:36.000 That's probably, what, like 700 bucks a day.
00:03:37.000 That's 7 times 3.
00:03:38.000 That's 22,100 bucks.
00:03:43.000 I'm still, because a normal ticket is like $3,000 last minute, right?
00:03:48.000 So that's $5,000.
00:03:49.000 I have $5,000 to spend.
00:03:51.000 I only just spent two of it.
00:03:52.000 I still have $3,000. 0.98
00:03:53.000 I could literally have a female escort in the limousine as my sex slave for the entire time I'm there. 1.00
00:04:01.000 I wouldn't do that. 0.99
00:04:02.000 I'm married.
00:04:03.000 And it would still be cheaper than a business class ticket.
00:04:06.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:04:07.000 That's not even first class.
00:04:09.000 First class was probably $15,000.
00:04:11.000 And when you're walking on the plane, you see all these people.
00:04:13.000 A lot of them are old ladies, and you can tell it's some athlete's mom. 1.00
00:04:17.000 And the others, their business paid for it.
00:04:19.000 It's the write-off anyway.
00:04:21.000 And you just think, none of you paid for this.
00:04:24.000 What a scam.
00:04:25.000 Anyway, it's not a scam.
00:04:26.000 It's part of the free market, Gavin. 1.00
00:04:27.000 Shut up. 0.99
00:04:29.000 So, I tried to get as hammered as possible, but I waited too late. 0.99
00:04:35.000 And I didn't have enough time.
00:04:36.000 And plus, those drinks.
00:04:38.000 Again, you're talking to a Scotsman.
00:04:40.000 The only person cheaper than me is Ezra Levant.
00:04:43.000 We'll get to him in a second.
00:04:45.000 God, that guy.
00:04:46.000 Okay, let's just jump to Ezra.
00:04:48.000 So we're at the pub after the rally.
00:04:51.000 I'm giving you like a little foreshadowing here.
00:04:52.000 I'm going to go back to the story in chronological order shortly, but at these rallies, at these things, there's obviously like a, well you can see online there was a good thousand people there, right?
00:05:03.000 The ones that have the courage to come up to you or go to the front line or scream Tommy or get past the police barricades,
00:05:11.000 10 to be mentally ill. 0.85
00:05:13.000 So I would say out of these thousand people, maybe 3% had mental problems. 0.88
00:05:18.000 However, out of the people that approached me and Ezra and stuff, that's a good 60% because you're getting the cream of the crazy crop.
00:05:29.000 So this, we're at the pub, and Ezra drives me nuts, cause he doesn't drink. 0.99
00:05:32.000 Like, Ez, we're at a fucking pub, have a goddamn beer. 0.99
00:05:36.000 First he has a Diet Coke, and then he, someone goes, Yo Roy, can I get you a pint? 1.00
00:05:40.000 You want a drink?
00:05:42.000 And he goes, Yeah, I'll just get a, a tonic.
00:05:46.000 Pardon?
00:05:46.000 You mean a gin and tonic?
00:05:48.000 Which, even that I disapprove of, cause that's a granny drink. 1.00
00:05:51.000 But he's like, No, just tonic water, just bubbly water.
00:05:54.000 Bubbly water?
00:05:56.000 Dude, you're sub-chick. 1.00
00:05:59.000 And he does. 0.96
00:05:59.000 He's a woman. 0.96
00:06:01.000 Buy him a bubbly water.
00:06:04.000 You were going to beer hell.
00:06:06.000 You just committed a beer sin.
00:06:09.000 You committed a dude sin.
00:06:11.000 I was sitting there with him just watching masculinity be blasphemed again and again and again.
00:06:19.000 And he orders nachos, too.
00:06:22.000 British nachos.
00:06:23.000 Can you imagine what those are?
00:06:24.000 It's nachos with some cheese, jalapenos, a little bit of salsa, and then, of course, a separate dish of sliced wieners.
00:06:34.000 What?
00:06:35.000 What's Mexican about taking a hot dog, cooking it up, and then cutting it into thin slices with toothpicks available? 0.53
00:06:41.000 There's your protein, mate.
00:06:43.000 Thank you, Senor Yabo.
00:06:48.000 So, um, dead end yobs. 1.00
00:06:50.000 A yobbo is a soccer hooligan. 1.00
00:06:52.000 A yob.
00:06:54.000 I forget the etymology of it, but it's probably an acronym.
00:06:56.000 Those Brits usually do that. 1.00
00:06:59.000 So anyway, two funny guys come up in there, and Tommy and Ezra are both way too tolerant of everyone.
00:07:09.000 And so, when these nuts come up, I don't wanna- As my father taught me at a very young age when we were at a pub and some guy came up and started talking about aliens and I said- I started questioning him and then he wouldn't leave us alone. 0.94
00:07:19.000 My father just leans over after the fucking lunatic finally does leave us and he just says, Don't engage. 0.95
00:07:27.000 Wisest words my father's ever said besides, Don't take any wooden nickels, my boy. 1.00
00:07:34.000 Don't engage. 0.99
00:07:37.000 But he engages, and then he goes on his fucking computer, and I'm stuck with the loonies. 0.99
00:07:42.000 Anyway, these loonies gave us 20 pounds. 1.00
00:07:45.000 There's some, uh, get yourself a run of drinks, right?
00:07:48.000 And I go, I don't want your money, and I'm putting, trying to put it back in their pocket, and Ezra goes, hey, what are you doing?
00:07:54.000 He's cheaper than me.
00:07:56.000 And I go, it's sort of considered a normal thing, dude, when someone gives you money, you don't want it.
00:08:03.000 And he goes, these people are trying to support us and the only way they know how.
00:08:07.000 And, uh, then they left. 0.99
00:08:09.000 And I go, you better fucking buy some pints with that retard money. 1.00
00:08:13.000 Because, because that's, you don't just pocket it. 0.99
00:08:16.000 He goes, alright, alright, I think he was gonna just pocket it.
00:08:20.000 Not that he's duplicitous or dishonest in any way.
00:08:23.000 Ezra is a very honest person.
00:08:25.000 But he loves money.
00:08:27.000 And he doesn't, he's not greedy, he doesn't pocket it for himself.
00:08:31.000 That would go to the cause, whatever.
00:08:34.000 And he spent a fortune to get there.
00:08:36.000 Anyway, uh, I eventually make him buy a beer.
00:08:38.000 And he seems kind of, uh, cloudy-headed after just one.
00:08:42.000 He's sort of like Bill Odenkirk, Bob Odenkirk's brother, who writes for The Simpsons.
00:08:49.000 That guy's a quiet little dude who doesn't drink, and you get one beer in him and he almost faints.
00:08:54.000 Those kind of dudes.
00:08:56.000 And you know what else happened when we were there?
00:08:57.000 Kev, uh, Tommy's bodyguard.
00:09:00.000 Someone comes up and he goes, Get us some sweeties for the kids, mate.
00:09:03.000 And he puts five pounds in Kevin's blazer pocket.
00:09:07.000 Now Ezra, Ezra's attitude would be, That's sweet.
00:09:10.000 You know?
00:09:11.000 Get the kids some sweeties. 1.00
00:09:12.000 That's a nice gesture.
00:09:14.000 People supporting each other.
00:09:15.000 I strongly disagree. 1.00
00:09:17.000 Get your fucking money out of my blazer. 1.00
00:09:20.000 I don't want your five pounds. 1.00
00:09:22.000 Now what do I gotta do?
00:09:23.000 I have to go buy Tommy's kids some licorice? 1.00
00:09:26.000 That's a pain in my ass. 0.99
00:09:28.000 I bought the- Actually, I did buy the kid some candy. 1.00
00:09:30.000 When I got- I bought- I bought his girls some teddy bears and I bought his son a little box of candy shaped like the Statue of Liberty. 0.96
00:09:35.000 I just got, you know, crap at the airport. 0.95
00:09:38.000 I do that with my own money. 0.98
00:09:39.000 I don't want your five pounds.
00:09:41.000 Don't give me a homework assignment. 1.00
00:09:43.000 Do I sound like a dick to you right now? 0.99
00:09:45.000 Because this sounds perfectly reasonable to me. 0.98
00:09:48.000 That's a lot of his fans I got a real problem with.
00:09:54.000 I was saying when we were there, I go, at least Antifa punches you and then runs away.
00:09:58.000 These fans, Jesus Lord, they literally almost killed us.
00:10:04.000 You can see, if you go to CRTV.com, you can sign up.
00:10:07.000 I think there's a special discount for this particular episode.
00:10:10.000 I know you don't want to use your credit card.
00:10:11.000 Can't you just sign up and then cancel after you see the episode?
00:10:18.000 But they were squishing us Beatlemania style.
00:10:20.000 Like, we were getting... I like how I use a Beatles cover band to talk about... Why not just go straight to the quick, Gav? 0.81
00:10:27.000 Sorry, they were about to crush us Beatles style.
00:10:30.000 And just as with the Beatles, I'm sitting there going, what do you guys want?
00:10:35.000 You want to touch him?
00:10:37.000 He's not the Messiah.
00:10:39.000 You want to kiss him on the lips?
00:10:41.000 You want a hug?
00:10:42.000 You want a piece of his clothing?
00:10:44.000 Why?
00:10:45.000 Why are you pushing?
00:10:47.000 You want to say hello? 1.00
00:10:48.000 He's on his way to fucking court. 0.99
00:10:49.000 He doesn't have time for a conversation, especially with a thousand people. 1.00
00:10:53.000 Oh, and the crazy part is Tommy
00:10:56.000 Did wanna do that!
00:10:57.000 He comes out, and I'm like, okay, here's the plan, gov.
00:11:00.000 We're gonna go... No, his bodyguards.
00:11:03.000 His soccer hooligan pals.
00:11:05.000 Who are the best guys on earth, by the way?
00:11:06.000 Soccer hooligan pals, um, said, alright, here's the deal.
00:11:10.000 We're gonna go, we got a police line down there, we got a black hack, and we'll go to a pub, maybe a few miles away, right? 1.00
00:11:16.000 Chill out, get away from the crowd.
00:11:17.000 And Tommy goes, no, I wouldn't feel right.
00:11:20.000 I wouldn't feel right.
00:11:21.000 Oi! 0.98
00:11:22.000 In Luton, they say oi instead of I. It's usually a Northern English thing.
00:11:26.000 I don't quite understand it, but like, oi wouldn't feel right about that.
00:11:30.000 They sound like they're from Newcastle, even though they're from next to Essex.
00:11:35.000 Oi wouldn't feel right about that.
00:11:36.000 I'm doing a terrible Tommy.
00:11:38.000 Oi wouldn't feel right about that.
00:11:39.000 I don't want to, I don't want to go back.
00:11:41.000 Uh, I wouldn't, all these people came out.
00:11:43.000 I want to say hello.
00:11:44.000 I want to, I want to back them up. 0.99
00:11:46.000 I'm like, Tommy, are you insane?
00:11:48.000 And then he goes, let's just go to a pub and we'll say hello to everyone.
00:11:53.000 That's a great idea, Paul McCartney and John Lennon.
00:11:55.000 Let's say hi to a thousand people.
00:11:58.000 Totally implausible!
00:12:00.000 What are you doing, dude? 0.98
00:12:01.000 We gotta get the fuck out of here! 0.97
00:12:04.000 But he does. 0.94
00:12:04.000 He goes to a pub. 0.94
00:12:06.000 So, we get mauled.
00:12:07.000 The owners are freaking out.
00:12:09.000 They barricade the doors.
00:12:10.000 People are pushed up against the glass.
00:12:11.000 There's a thousand people who all want a piece of this guy.
00:12:14.000 No, you can't talk to them, Tom.
00:12:18.000 Jesus Christ, literally.
00:12:22.000 Alright, so sorry.
00:12:23.000 Ezra's cheapness made me jump ahead.
00:12:26.000 And part of my resentment towards him is that I want to get wasted with him, because I can tell he'd be a great drunk.
00:12:32.000 Because he's got such an incredible vocabulary.
00:12:36.000 He's Dr. Dictionary.
00:12:38.000 Parsimonious was one great word he taught me, which means cheap.
00:12:41.000 We were negotiating money once, as we are wont to do, and I was trying to squeeze more dollars out of him when I worked at Rebel, and he goes, look, I'm not trying to be parsimonious.
00:12:50.000 You know, you're parsing it out.
00:12:51.000 It's a great word. 1.00
00:12:54.000 I think he also taught me pulchritudinous, which is another fantastic word, meaning big tits and a big ass. 1.00
00:13:00.000 You know what that just reminded me of? 1.00
00:13:03.000 At my son's baseball games, there's this mom there who's, and we, her and I bitch about Fortnite all the time. 0.97
00:13:09.000 And she told me about this awesome app called Unglued, where you can control your kid's phones and pull them off the internet whenever you want.
00:13:17.000 And she also taught me
00:13:20.000 With Fortnite, not with any other games, you have to take the kid out when he's done his time and put him in a room to decompress for 15 minutes.
00:13:28.000 Just like a detoxification, delousing room.
00:13:33.000 You know?
00:13:34.000 Like if you were working at a nuclear power plant, you probably have to go to some room where they just spray, I don't know, nuclear soap on you for 5 minutes.
00:13:42.000 And she said, with Fortnite in particular, you really gotta do that.
00:13:44.000 And I did it, and it worked.
00:13:45.000 She's right.
00:13:47.000 So I went up to the dad, friend of mine, and I say, I cannot, I cannot get over how good your wife's tips are.
00:13:56.000 He's looking at me like I have a raccoon coming out of my mouth.
00:14:01.000 And, uh, I go, just incredible.
00:14:04.000 And, uh, you know, you're, you're a lucky man.
00:14:06.000 She's very, very intelligent one.
00:14:09.000 And, uh, I go, what's the problem here? 1.00
00:14:10.000 And he goes, Oh shit. 1.00
00:14:13.000 I thought you were talking about my wife's tits. 1.00
00:14:17.000 Wouldn't that be fucking hilarious? 1.00
00:14:19.000 To go up to a dad at baseball and just go, I cannot get over your wife's tits, dude. 1.00
00:14:26.000 Just absolutely incredible. 1.00
00:14:27.000 I mean, she's got, what, three kids? 0.99
00:14:29.000 They're just perky and the nipples are perfect. 1.00
00:14:32.000 You lucky dog. 0.99
00:14:35.000 Alright, so I get on the plane.
00:14:38.000 Back hurts.
00:14:41.000 Very uncomfortable flight.
00:14:43.000 I don't really enjoy that flight.
00:14:46.000 Get there.
00:14:47.000 I did it the course of the day.
00:14:50.000 Got a bunch of work done.
00:14:50.000 But it's hard doing work on a plane because people can read what you're typing.
00:14:53.000 And I'm guest editing Penthouse Australia this month. 1.00
00:14:57.000 So I'm like talking about pussy eating and stuff and editing these articles about sex with like these fucking losers next to me. 1.00
00:15:05.000 God, these beta males. 1.00
00:15:07.000 The guy next to me was watching Bob's Burgers the entire flight and then he's finally switched it to that stop-motion animation movie with the Japanese dogs.
00:15:17.000 I honestly think Britain killed 50% of their brave genes in World War I and World War II. 0.98
00:15:25.000 It is pussy central, and I don't mean ladies. 1.00
00:15:29.000 Fucking ugly wimps populate the entire middle class of Britain. 1.00
00:15:35.000 Now, of course, there's the yobbos, the hooligans, who are the best guys I've ever met in my life. 1.00
00:15:40.000 I felt like Bill Buford in that book, Among the Thugs.
00:15:44.000 You don't call me crazy to do this, but it helps, Gav!
00:15:47.000 Every joke has a knee-slapping roar after the end. 0.98
00:15:50.000 Like this one guy up there, he goes, yo, down in Columbia, fucking got on this bird, and she turns out to be a geyser. 0.96
00:15:59.000 I mean, and this is after we've already got started. 0.99
00:16:01.000 I mean, I'll beat the shit out of him, obviously. 0.98
00:16:03.000 And everyone's kind of serious in the van as he tells the story about when he was tricked by a tranny who he then beat mercilessly. 1.00
00:16:12.000 And then he goes, uh, well, I'm not going to say it didn't happen again.
00:16:15.000 And then everyone laughs their head off.
00:16:17.000 And then as they're scream laughing, they go, uh, they go, uh, what star as a mistake became a habit?
00:16:26.000 Screaming, laughing. 1.00
00:16:29.000 I was hitting on a waitress there just in a stupid, flirty way, right? 1.00
00:16:32.000 She had a beauty mark. 1.00
00:16:33.000 And it was in the perfect spot.
00:16:35.000 And I go, Jesus, of all the places a beauty spot, beauty mark could be, it could be on the tip of your nose, on your eyelid, you got it right in the perfect spot.
00:16:42.000 I mean, I could take a Sharpie and just start doing dots and all the places a beauty mark could be, and I bet I'd get up to like 3,000.
00:16:49.000 So you having that beauty mark there, the odds of that are one in 3,000 at least.
00:16:54.000 They go, oh, look, Gavin's got a fancy.
00:16:58.000 And then they go, I think I've said this before, because it's from a different trip, but they go, Gavin's always been faithful to his wife, but it's not for want of trying.
00:17:07.000 Ah!
00:17:09.000 Like screaming loud.
00:17:10.000 They're like Vikings. 1.00
00:17:11.000 They really are like the stereotypical Vikings with the big fucking wood and iron mugs smashing on the bar. 0.99
00:17:22.000 Anyway. 0.99
00:17:25.000 I'll get there.
00:17:26.000 I'll get a driver.
00:17:28.000 And he's holding up McKinnis.
00:17:30.000 Oh, I'm so excited to tell you this part.
00:17:32.000 This is actually one of my favorite parts of the whole trip. 0.97
00:17:35.000 I get in the fucking car, and we're driving up to Tommy's secret location, which is way out in the country, down a big dark lane. 0.98
00:17:42.000 And we're gonna go to a pub near his neighborhood. 0.99
00:17:48.000 The driver was David Brent.
00:17:52.000 Ricky Gervais' character from The Office?
00:17:55.000 Now, before this moment, I thought David Brent was an amalgam of a bunch of different bosses Ricky Gervais has had, and then a big dash of hyperbole, where he exaggerated his characteristics.
00:18:10.000 Uh, no.
00:18:12.000 I'm here to tell you that David Brent is a type of guy
00:18:17.000 And there's millions of them.
00:18:19.000 It's not a Ricky Gervais invention.
00:18:21.000 Ricky Gervais was just doing a typical person that you come across in Britain.
00:18:25.000 I didn't know that.
00:18:27.000 David Brent is like Larry the Cable Guy.
00:18:29.000 You know Larry the Cable Guy?
00:18:30.000 He's doing, I forget the actor's real name, he's doing all his cousins and stuff from Ohio and the Midwest, the Rust Belt.
00:18:38.000 And the, you know, southern side of the Rust Belt.
00:18:42.000 Virginia type of guys.
00:18:44.000 Uh, he's doing a typical character, and there's probably millions of Larry the Cable guys, right?
00:18:49.000 That's what David Brent is.
00:18:50.000 This guy was quoting David Brent!
00:18:52.000 Not literally, but... For example, he goes, he goes, uh, I go, oh, we're like, we're in a small town.
00:18:59.000 I go, oh, this is my favorite type of British little village.
00:19:01.000 You know, little pub, cobblestone streets.
00:19:04.000 You know, you go down to the butcher shops for some sausage.
00:19:08.000 And he goes, oh yeah!
00:19:10.000 This is little village living!
00:19:12.000 Yeah!
00:19:13.000 And then he pumps his arm down like, you know what I'm doing right now with like a pump fist?
00:19:17.000 Yeah!
00:19:19.000 He was doing that!
00:19:21.000 Perfect.
00:19:23.000 And he was also saying, ladies like two things in life. 1.00
00:19:26.000 They want to dance and they want to laugh.
00:19:28.000 And I give them both.
00:19:30.000 Oh, and I'm modest too.
00:19:34.000 And I was, I swear to God, I was so glad it was dark, because I was sitting in the back seat, shaking my head, going, mouthing the words, Oh.
00:19:41.000 My.
00:19:42.000 God.
00:19:44.000 I'm in a car with David Brent.
00:19:46.000 Now, I didn't record it, and I'm sorry for that, but I was too gobsmacked. 0.69
00:19:51.000 It's sort of like, you ever go scuba diving with an underwater camera, and you think, oh, I'm going to take pictures of turtles and stuff, and then you see a fucking turtle just go by you in slow motion, like,
00:20:00.000 Hey buddy, what are you doing down here?
00:20:04.000 And you're so mesmerized that you can't get your camera out and take a picture.
00:20:08.000 You're just in shock that you're on a different planet.
00:20:11.000 Scuba diving is the freakiest thing I've ever done.
00:20:14.000 It's like going to Mars.
00:20:16.000 So sitting there going, especially when you have to breathe like Darth Vader. 0.78
00:20:23.000 As you're freaking the fuck out. 0.93
00:20:24.000 Like, imagine, imagine, uh, uh, a hundred naked ladies were doing that, uh, you know that, what's it called, that twerk thing? 1.00
00:20:33.000 Where it's like, inopinopinobot, inopinopinobot, inopinopinobot.
00:20:38.000 Check it!
00:20:40.000 And then they all go crazy.
00:20:40.000 Remember that meme from, like, a year ago?
00:20:43.000 Imagine that happened on your front lawn and it was all naked ladies. 1.00
00:20:46.000 And as that was happening, and they're breaking stuff and knocking over bushes, break- falling into bushes, you had to go,
00:20:56.000 That's scuba diving, and that's what it's like being in the back of David Brent's cab. 0.97
00:21:00.000 Holy crap! 0.97
00:21:05.000 What a guy! 1.00
00:21:06.000 Ugly guy, he was on his third wife, and he was like, yeah, I like to club, I like to dance, yeah! 1.00
00:21:16.000 Anyway. 0.99
00:21:17.000 That was just fucking amazing. 0.96
00:21:19.000 And I got- so I get there, and Tommy's having dinner with his parents. 0.97
00:21:22.000 Now, by the way, Tommy's facing prison the next day.
00:21:26.000 He has no idea what his sentence will be. 0.98
00:21:27.000 If his sentence is any amount of time, and if it's in a prison with any kind of Muslim population, he's going to be killed. 1.00
00:21:33.000 So this could be his last night on Earth. 0.91
00:21:35.000 So you gotta tread lightly in that situation.
00:21:38.000 So I go there, I meet him at the pub, he's having dinner with his folks, and this could be the last- his last supper.
00:21:44.000 Jesus, the last supper.
00:21:46.000 And, uh...
00:21:48.000 So I say hi, and his mother's so sweet.
00:21:50.000 She's like, I wish you wouldn't swear, Tommy.
00:21:53.000 That's the one thing with these interviews. 1.00
00:21:55.000 You said, and then she can't even say shit. 1.00
00:21:58.000 She's like, you said the other day. 1.00
00:22:00.000 I mean, say feces. 1.00
00:22:04.000 By the way, while we were there, in front of the mob, someone threw a piece of shit at us. 0.99
00:22:09.000 So it was like, 99% fans, but there was about six Antifa, all with these perfect factory-made signs, so they were clearly paid, and they were there for five minutes, posed for pictures, and left. 0.99
00:22:20.000 But someone threw a piece of shit at us, and their knickers accompanied the poo, and acted as a sort of a catapult. 0.98
00:22:27.000 Oh yeah, the mom wanted him to say poo. 0.99
00:22:30.000 And wear your green jacket, Tom.
00:22:33.000 I don't like the ta-toos. 1.00
00:22:38.000 British people say ta-toos.
00:22:40.000 They also say ta-pee for tee-pee. 0.99
00:22:45.000 And the shit that landed next to me, it's on my show by the way, CRTV Tonight at CRTV.com. 0.99
00:22:50.000 We have footage of it. 0.99
00:22:52.000 It was as big as a loaf of bread and I am not exaggerating one iota.
00:22:56.000 It was this big.
00:22:57.000 You wanna know how big it was?
00:22:59.000 Take your shoes right now, and duct tape them together.
00:23:03.000 That's a turd. 1.00
00:23:04.000 And I am familiar with these turds, having lived in the city for a quarter century. 0.64
00:23:08.000 That is a junkies turd. 0.61
00:23:10.000 Junkies get constipated. 1.00
00:23:11.000 Opioids make you constipated, and they don't shit for seven days, and then eventually they give birth. 0.99
00:23:17.000 They go through contractions, they get an epidural, and they lie on the stirrups and give birth to a loaf of bread. 1.00
00:23:23.000 And when you look at these shits, you can see the days of the week. 0.98
00:23:26.000 Like, cause there's a dark area, there's one that's just niblets, there's sort of a creamy section. 0.99
00:23:31.000 Oh, I was dry heaving.
00:23:33.000 I'm just gonna dry heave remembering it.
00:23:40.000 This woman hit it out of the way and it broke in two. 1.00
00:23:42.000 Somehow it breaking in two. 1.00
00:23:44.000 It sort of codified the truth that it is a piece of shit. 1.00
00:23:50.000 Because before it could have been chocolate or from a novelty shop, but when you saw it split, there was no more pretending. 0.99
00:24:01.000 Anyway, so, we're at the pub, and, uh... I hate traveling too, because you're not on their time zone, so it's like midnight there, and he wants to be with his wife, it's his last night on Earth, and I'm ready to fucking destroy. 0.98
00:24:13.000 It's only 6pm. 0.98
00:24:14.000 Let's empty all the bars of all the liquor, and get destroyed.
00:24:19.000 Oh! 0.60
00:24:20.000 That's another thing.
00:24:21.000 This solitary confinement, it sort of turned Tommy, it was meant to break him, of course, but it turned him into Grasshopper.
00:24:29.000 So now he is a ninja.
00:24:31.000 And the old Tommy, we would get shitfaced and be gone for days. 0.83
00:24:36.000 But the new Tommy is like, no, thank you.
00:24:40.000 And he can like bend forks with his mind and stuff.
00:24:43.000 So he doesn't really drink anymore.
00:24:44.000 And he used to, he'd have a fight with his missus or something and go disappear for a while.
00:24:48.000 Now he just goes outside.
00:24:53.000 And then comes back in.
00:24:55.000 So I hate to say it, and I've seen this with a lot of my friends, but jail can improve a lot of guys.
00:25:01.000 Look, it's anecdotal evidence, but almost every guy I know who's been to jail says, straighten me out, man.
00:25:06.000 I wrote a book there.
00:25:07.000 Look at Jim Goad.
00:25:08.000 He wrote a great book in prison.
00:25:12.000 What's it called? 0.99
00:25:12.000 Shit Magnet. 0.99
00:25:14.000 Now another guy, I just saw a movie, I don't know him, but I just saw a movie last night which is really, really good called American Animals. 0.86
00:25:20.000 I cannot recommend it enough.
00:25:21.000 It's a true story about these guys who stole a 12 million dollar book from the library and got caught.
00:25:26.000 And one of the guys, he's in prison, he writes a book on prison workouts.
00:25:31.000 Now he's a fitness instructor.
00:25:32.000 The other guy became one of the best artists in America.
00:25:35.000 He paints birds.
00:25:37.000 The main guy in the story.
00:25:40.000 So I think the penitentiary, we talk about recidivism, but I don't know, there seems to be an exception to it somehow.
00:25:46.000 Anyway.
00:25:48.000 So we do an interview, and that's on CRTV's YouTube page. 0.85
00:25:52.000 You can see us talking about it, and he's talking about the general problem with these rape gangs, raping 12-year-old girls.
00:25:59.000 There's another thing going on that no one's talking about over there called Jihad Love, where these Muslims will take a 16-year-old, a 17-year-old, get her addicted to heroin, 0.98
00:26:10.000 And then she comes and follows them and becomes a sex slave because of the heroin and it's technically consensual. 1.00
00:26:19.000 And she's also not being kidnapped because she's of age. 0.65
00:26:22.000 She's 17 now.
00:26:24.000 So there's a whole other thing going on that's not really the same as these preying on 12-year-olds and 13-year-olds and it's getting... it's like the old pimp game.
00:26:34.000 You know, from Harlem, where you get these drug addicts and they become dependent on you.
00:26:39.000 And then they're slaves.
00:26:40.000 And this woman, like, Tommy was taking in his car for, I don't know what, a tune-up or something.
00:26:46.000 And the woman at the car dealership takes him aside and she's crying.
00:26:49.000 They got my daughter, Tom.
00:26:50.000 Nobody knows.
00:26:52.000 I don't know why nobody knows.
00:26:53.000 Is there shame involved? 0.98
00:26:55.000 I fucking talked to some Guardian reporter at the rally the next day. 0.99
00:26:59.000 I'm jumping all over the place chronologically here. 0.99
00:27:01.000 He goes, hey, excuse me, hello.
00:27:04.000 I'm from the Guardian.
00:27:05.000 And I go, that's an ironic name, isn't it?
00:27:07.000 The Guardian?
00:27:08.000 You're sitting here ignoring pedophiles and the name of your company is The Guardian.
00:27:14.000 What are you guarding? 1.00
00:27:15.000 You're not guarding shit. 1.00
00:27:16.000 I already hate him right out of the gate. 1.00
00:27:17.000 I can tell by his hair that he's upper class.
00:27:19.000 And, you know, rich people in America are often nouveau riche, like Rodney Dangerfield and Caddyshack, the kind of guys.
00:27:26.000 So we have a lot of likable rich people.
00:27:28.000 The rich people, especially like the upper upper classes in Britain, are pretty fun. 0.99
00:27:32.000 But the fucking upper middle class people in Britain, pretty tough to find one that's not irritating, that's not a self-righteous cunt. 0.99
00:27:40.000 And when you watch the BBC, 0.99
00:27:42.000 You see how their brains operate, and it's really irritating, especially in the age of Trump.
00:27:47.000 We'll do a documentary on the Kray brothers, or something, right?
00:27:51.000 Those gangsters from the 50s.
00:27:53.000 And then, inevitably, in the last 10 minutes of the, whatever, it could be about elephants, they cut to B-roll of Nazis, Sieg Heiling, and then show you some skinhead, Nazi skinhead from the 90s, and then they show, in the age of Trump, 0.99
00:28:09.000 You know, gangs of elephants are gonna be more dangerous than ever, and this is a looming threat, and white supremacy, blah blah fuckin' blah. 0.98
00:28:19.000 Anyway, this guy was one of them. 0.99
00:28:21.000 And I go, I go, uh...
00:28:24.000 He says, why do you think so many people are here?
00:28:26.000 Why are you here, for example?
00:28:28.000 I'm here to support Tommy because he's shining a spotlight on this epidemic of Muslim grooming gangs. 1.00
00:28:36.000 And he says, well, the stuttering thing that they got from, you know, the king's speech?
00:28:41.000 There's that one king who had to stutter and it became the upper class thing to do.
00:28:45.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, well, I think that most people
00:28:50.000 And I've noticed American Anglophiles do that too.
00:28:53.000 I must ask you, sir, do you feel that Barack Obama would do it too?
00:29:00.000 If there's some way we could... 0.87
00:29:05.000 So I hate this guy.
00:29:06.000 Right out of the gate. 0.88
00:29:07.000 I'm prejudiced.
00:29:09.000 I am biased.
00:29:10.000 I am a bigot.
00:29:12.000 Take that out of context, why don't you?
00:29:14.000 And he says, you know, it was well reported in the news, in the Guardian, in the front page of the Times of London.
00:29:22.000 You know, these grooming gangs.
00:29:24.000 You know, the reporter who reported on them won Report of the Year.
00:29:27.000 And then they are summarily being arrested.
00:29:30.000 I mean, these men are getting caught.
00:29:32.000 So I don't understand why... And I said, oh, okay, alright.
00:29:35.000 So why is Tommy here?
00:29:37.000 Why would Tommy bother?
00:29:38.000 Well, you know, I think he just likes the attention, really.
00:29:43.000 Yeah, he loves the attention. 0.99
00:29:44.000 He went to a cage for 10 weeks because he's an attention whore. 1.00
00:29:50.000 And I said, you pretentious rich cunt. 1.00
00:29:53.000 I said, you're everything wrong with this country. 1.00
00:29:55.000 I've got my finger in his face.
00:29:56.000 I go, you're everything wrong with Britain.
00:29:59.000 You're the media class.
00:30:00.000 He goes, well, how much money do you have?
00:30:01.000 Where do you live?
00:30:02.000 How much money do you have?
00:30:02.000 New York City?
00:30:05.000 I said, I may have money, but I don't act like it.
00:30:11.000 It doesn't define my politics.
00:30:14.000 And then he just said, good day, and walked off.
00:30:19.000 Anyway, so I'm jumping all over the place.
00:30:20.000 So, uh, we have a nice night, and then I go back to Tommy's house, which is, you know, up a mountain, down a roadway, through a thing, through a gate, down another thing. 0.93
00:30:29.000 I mean, this guy has to live like fuckin' the President of the United States. 0.73
00:30:35.000 Um, now that's a terrible analogy. 1.00
00:30:36.000 The President of the United States lives in the fucking White House. 1.00
00:30:38.000 You can see it from the street. 1.00
00:30:40.000 He's gotta live like Salman Rushdie, we'll say.
00:30:44.000 Or Larry David in Caribbean Enthusiasm when he had a fattois out on him. 0.86
00:30:49.000 Anyway, so we go there, we get back to his house.
00:30:52.000 Kids are asleep, right?
00:30:53.000 It's like midnight now.
00:30:54.000 And his wife comes down, who is a stunner! 1.00
00:30:59.000 Holy crap, is she attractive! 1.00
00:31:01.000 I cannot say enough about your wife's tits. 1.00
00:31:04.000 And when I said that to him later, he goes, yeah, what'd you expect? 1.00
00:31:11.000 Then he sort of motions to himself, I'm Tommy fucking Robinson.
00:31:16.000 So I'm sitting there and I'm drinking beers and he's not drinking and I know he was pictured with a bottle of vodka at Kev's house the next morning, that was just a prop.
00:31:26.000 And you know when you tell two people want to be together and they want you to go to the guest room and go to sleep?
00:31:32.000 It was one of those times.
00:31:34.000 And I'm like, 0.99
00:31:35.000 Yeah, Tommy could die tomorrow, so you probably want to have sex, right? 0.99
00:31:39.000 And man, what a session it must have been. 0.99
00:31:42.000 The night before you're going to jail. 0.97
00:31:43.000 I've never had night-before-possibly-dying-in-prison sex. 0.99
00:31:47.000 But I bet it's up there with fatwa sex. 1.00
00:31:49.000 Oh, he does have a fatwa out on him. 0.99
00:31:51.000 So he had combined fatwa sex with might-be-going-to-prison-to-die-tomorrow sex. 0.98
00:31:57.000 That must have been a real doozy. 0.97
00:32:00.000 That must have been one for the books.
00:32:02.000 Pulling at all the stops.
00:32:03.000 All the moves.
00:32:05.000 Alright, now you come over here.
00:32:06.000 Now, sorry, I don't want to desecrate Tommy's marriage or anything.
00:32:09.000 I hope this doesn't seem as disrespectful.
00:32:11.000 I'm just joking.
00:32:12.000 I'm just mucking about, Tom.
00:32:16.000 Wonderful family he has.
00:32:17.000 Really the sweetest, most benevolent people around.
00:32:22.000 And kind of like my wife in that she's not political and she's been yanked into this against her will. 0.95
00:32:28.000 And it's just fucking harrowing. 0.91
00:32:30.000 I mean my wife deals with a little bit of social ostracization because I'm Gavin and Trump and stuff. 1.00
00:32:36.000 You know, it's not easy to find a tutor, for example.
00:32:39.000 Math tutor for my daughter, whatever.
00:32:40.000 But, you know, she's getting acid- threats of acid attacks, and his mother's getting threats of acid attacks. 0.67
00:32:46.000 So that's pretty stressful, I'd imagine.
00:32:49.000 Must be hard to not have a glass of wine at noon.
00:32:54.000 Any hizzle.
00:32:55.000 Stay in the guest room.
00:32:56.000 Beautiful home.
00:32:58.000 Next morning we get up.
00:33:00.000 He knocks on my door at six in the morning.
00:33:01.000 I just come out completely nude.
00:33:03.000 Are we on our way, Tom?
00:33:04.000 He goes, Gav, I'm live-streaming! 0.99
00:33:07.000 I went, oh shit. 1.00
00:33:08.000 Hid my penis. 1.00
00:33:10.000 He wasn't live-streaming. 1.00
00:33:10.000 But he was lying. 1.00
00:33:12.000 We get the gang together.
00:33:14.000 Go to Kev's.
00:33:15.000 Kev's about this seven foot tall.
00:33:17.000 The one who goes, you don't have to be mental, Gav!
00:33:19.000 But it helps!
00:33:22.000 We get there, get on the train, head down.
00:33:25.000 Everyone recognizes us.
00:33:26.000 People avoid us.
00:33:27.000 About, you can see people some sneer.
00:33:30.000 About, sort of like me.
00:33:31.000 20% of the people sneer.
00:33:32.000 8 out of 10 come up and say, Lovely Chubbly.
00:33:37.000 Great to meet you Tom.
00:33:38.000 Big fan.
00:33:38.000 Huge inspiration.
00:33:39.000 Good luck today.
00:33:40.000 Everyone knew his trial was today.
00:33:42.000 And then, this is my big problem with the day.
00:33:45.000 And it's gonna sound pretty sexist. 1.00
00:33:46.000 But my biggest problem with the day was fucking women. 1.00
00:33:51.000 Women just injecting themselves into the equation. 1.00
00:33:56.000 This was...
00:33:58.000 It was a place where a thousand people wanted a piece of Tom.
00:34:00.000 Some murderers, right?
00:34:02.000 There was a jihadist there.
00:34:04.000 Ricardo McFarlane is his name.
00:34:07.000 You can look him up.
00:34:08.000 He's a British jihadist.
00:34:09.000 Friends with the guy who drove the van over the London Bridge and killed, I believe, eight people.
00:34:14.000 Sent them flying off the bridge into the concrete.
00:34:16.000 He prayed with that guy, and he still goes to Speaker's Corner.
00:34:19.000 I saw him there.
00:34:20.000 You can see him in the video.
00:34:21.000 I saw Ricardo McFarlane.
00:34:23.000 About five feet from me, just staring into my eyes.
00:34:27.000 And I'm like, I'm saying to the cops, you know you see there's a terrorist right there, right?
00:34:31.000 Can you check if he has a backpack?
00:34:32.000 And they go, don't worry about it, mate.
00:34:33.000 We got it.
00:34:34.000 We're aware. 1.00
00:34:34.000 Because he's going to lunge with a fucking knife when Tommy comes out. 1.00
00:34:39.000 Just you worry about you, mate. 1.00
00:34:39.000 We know. 1.00
00:34:41.000 Okay, the cops are pretty cool, actually. 1.00
00:34:43.000 As I've always said, when you think I'm criticizing the police, fuck the police's boss. 0.99
00:34:50.000 It's the top brass I have a problem with. 1.00
00:34:52.000 Same with the military. 1.00
00:34:53.000 Military, Navy, all disgusting, corrupt politicians who will happily throw the grunts under the bus to further their careers. 0.99
00:35:01.000 But the actual grunts tend to be great guys. 1.00
00:35:05.000 So, we get there, and we're waiting around, and then some fucking... I think she's a junkie. 1.00
00:35:09.000 You can't tell with Brits, because all their teeth are falling out. 1.00
00:35:12.000 They could be... They could be models, heads of state, and they have four brown teeth.
00:35:18.000 So, she has, like, honestly has grey teeth.
00:35:21.000 She looks like she's been chugging red wine.
00:35:23.000 And she comes over and says,
00:35:24.000 Hello.
00:35:25.000 Oh, my brother's a spitting image of you, Tom.
00:35:27.000 And then she shows a picture of him, doesn't look like Tommy at all.
00:35:29.000 And then we're all at this cafe, because we want to be, you know, we have to form a phalanx to get to the old Bailey.
00:35:35.000 He's going to court.
00:35:38.000 Should I explain to you what the whole thing is?
00:35:40.000 He was found in contempt of court, served 10 weeks without a fair sentence in a cage.
00:35:45.000 And then the judge said, I, some random judge goes, I want to try him again for that.
00:35:53.000 No.
00:35:53.000 What?
00:35:54.000 No, I don't think that it went well the previous time.
00:35:57.000 I want to find him more guilty.
00:36:00.000 What?
00:36:02.000 Okay, done.
00:36:04.000 So a judge has just decided to bring this back into court. 0.91
00:36:07.000 I am totally fucking confused by it.
00:36:09.000 It happened with us, though, with Rodney King. 0.96
00:36:12.000 They saw- everyone just saw the first few seconds where they're beating the crap out of that guy, but they didn't show the sort of five minutes before where he's racing through a residential neighborhood at 80 miles an hour and could have been killing kids and then refused to get down the way all the other guys with Rodney King did get down.
00:36:28.000 But everyone saw that one moment of footage, and so there was riots, and then they retried the cop and found him guilty this time.
00:36:33.000 So we've made this mistake ourselves.
00:36:36.000 Anyway, uh... So we're on our way to the Old Bailey.
00:36:41.000 We have to form a phalanx to get there.
00:36:42.000 The Old Bailey is the highest court in the land.
00:36:45.000 That day, they were also trying the Westminster guy I just told you about, the London Bridge guy.
00:36:50.000 The guy in the van who was killing people.
00:36:52.000 He was tried that day.
00:36:54.000 They deal with serial rapists.
00:36:56.000 There was another guy who was responsible for like 30 rapes. 1.00
00:37:00.000 How the fuck you rape 30 people? 1.00
00:37:01.000 I have no idea. 1.00
00:37:03.000 But this should be like a civil court.
00:37:05.000 As Ezra said, it's a parking ticket.
00:37:07.000 Contempt of court is just like being rude in court.
00:37:10.000 It's frowned upon.
00:37:12.000 You get a fine, worst case scenario, and you don't pay it. 0.99
00:37:17.000 Anyway, so we're waiting at this cafe and this junkie bitch shows up. 1.00
00:37:20.000 She's like, can I get a photo? 0.99
00:37:21.000 Yeah, I want to talk to my brother.
00:37:22.000 Now, the problem with Tommy is he's way too accommodating for these people.
00:37:28.000 And I hate junkies. 0.98
00:37:30.000 I hate them because they're duplicitous. 1.00
00:37:32.000 I hate how they always have a coffee on them and they think we don't know that they're fucking high. 1.00
00:37:37.000 And they're just, it's like drag queens. 1.00
00:37:39.000 They're not themselves. 0.97
00:37:40.000 And a gay guy said this to me once. 0.68
00:37:42.000 He goes, my problem with drag queens is, what do we talk about? 0.99
00:37:45.000 Like, you're dressed as a clown. 0.92
00:37:47.000 Um, do we talk about the weather? 0.70
00:37:49.000 Like, are you in character?
00:37:51.000 Are you not in character? 0.96
00:37:51.000 I don't know, it's like talking to a clown. 0.96
00:37:54.000 Are you Bozo now, or are you Kevin?
00:37:59.000 So she's there and the guys are accommodating her and they're letting her sit down with us and stuff.
00:38:03.000 Someone could be trying to kill us.
00:38:05.000 So I don't want you here.
00:38:07.000 And I go, you know what?
00:38:09.000 We're doing high security here.
00:38:10.000 We're planning something.
00:38:11.000 I think you gotta go.
00:38:12.000 And she moves over one seat.
00:38:14.000 And I go, no, no, no.
00:38:15.000 I think you have to leave our presence.
00:38:17.000 We're planning our approach here to the old Bill.
00:38:21.000 We really don't need you here.
00:38:22.000 Oh, that's bloody rude.
00:38:24.000 That was another thing I got a lot on that day. 0.98
00:38:26.000 You're so rude!
00:38:27.000 Because I was telling people, get off of me!
00:38:28.000 Get out of the way! 1.00
00:38:29.000 What the fuck are you doing here? 1.00
00:38:30.000 Like New York style. 1.00
00:38:32.000 London doesn't do that.
00:38:33.000 Londoners aren't rude.
00:38:34.000 They're way too tolerant. 1.00
00:38:37.000 So she eventually takes her fucking junky body out of our face. 1.00
00:38:42.000 Fucking birds. 1.00
00:38:43.000 And then, uh, we form a phalanx. 1.00
00:38:45.000 I hope I'm using the right word.
00:38:46.000 That sort of Roman soldier triangle thing-a-ma-doodle.
00:38:50.000 And, uh, we head to the outbill. 0.99
00:38:53.000 And, um, holy shit is there a mob. 0.98
00:38:59.000 There is a rock concert-sized mob. 1.00
00:39:03.000 And then the fucking soccer hooligans that we're with start ginning up the crowd. 0.99
00:39:08.000 Hey Tommy Tommy! 1.00
00:39:10.000 And that just makes him go ballistic.
00:39:12.000 So a thousand people are screaming the Tommy chant.
00:39:14.000 The police have tried to form a hallway.
00:39:17.000 That we can sort of walk down a, like, parting of the seas.
00:39:20.000 But these people start pushing in.
00:39:23.000 And the police aren't capable of holding them back.
00:39:26.000 It's a thousand people pushing you on either side.
00:39:29.000 And so, there's a moment there where we get really close, and I'm, like, having trouble breathing. 0.91
00:39:35.000 And I have all my fucking luggage with me, by the way, because I'm left Tommies, right? 0.93
00:39:38.000 I'm going to go to my hotel after. 0.98
00:39:40.000 I didn't have time to go to the hotel first.
00:39:42.000 So we're getting compressed.
00:39:43.000 I'm starting to panic.
00:39:44.000 I'm taking steps that are about a millimeter each.
00:39:47.000 Like a little C-3PO.
00:39:50.000 And I'm getting compressed.
00:39:51.000 And I'm starting to get pissed off too.
00:39:54.000 And I'm like, what do you want?
00:39:55.000 Get back! 0.96
00:39:56.000 Push back! 1.00
00:39:57.000 I go, what the fuck do you want? 1.00
00:39:59.000 What are you hoping to gain from this? 1.00
00:40:01.000 To touch the Messiah? 1.00
00:40:03.000 Just stand there and fucking scream and of course the sane ones are at the back. 1.00
00:40:08.000 It's the lunatics who want to get close. 1.00
00:40:10.000 Tommy! 0.99
00:40:10.000 Hey Tommy! 0.99
00:40:11.000 Guy who looks like he's from the 15th century with a bubonic plague. 1.00
00:40:15.000 His fucking caved in face with his three teeth. 0.99
00:40:18.000 Hey Tommy! 1.00
00:40:19.000 Can you cure my leprosy? 1.00
00:40:21.000 Fucking get back! 1.00
00:40:24.000 Freaks! 1.00
00:40:26.000 Tommy would be pissed off, by the way, that I disparaged anyone who was there. 0.96
00:40:30.000 Sorry, dude.
00:40:31.000 You got some loonies in the mix. 1.00
00:40:33.000 Not a lot, but I definitely met them all.
00:40:37.000 And then we go around the side.
00:40:38.000 Tommy gets brought into the front door, and they won't let us go in with him.
00:40:41.000 So we go around the side, and we're on a list.
00:40:45.000 Get me on the guest list!
00:40:46.000 Let me tempt thee! 0.99
00:41:00.000 I shouldn't even have said he's brown, because he's just a quintessential British person.
00:41:04.000 And we're getting tickets, right?
00:41:06.000 So we can go in. 0.98
00:41:07.000 And the guy says to the fucking court bailiff, whatever, why are you giving out tickets? 0.98
00:41:16.000 And he said, well, it's a very public case, a lot of people want to come in. 0.99
00:41:20.000 Yes, but it's an open court.
00:41:24.000 And it's available to the public.
00:41:25.000 All taxpaying citizens have a right to attend this court.
00:41:30.000 And I go, dude, it's called supply and demand, okay? 0.86
00:41:33.000 I get what you're saying in theory, but there's a thing called reality, and the reality is a thousand people want to go to a room that fits fucking twenty. 0.54
00:41:44.000 Understand the math? 0.58
00:41:46.000 And then he's all pissy, and he goes, I think I should have the right to have a ticket.
00:41:51.000 Yeah, well, you technically do have the right to have a ticket.
00:41:54.000 But you don't, because there's too many people.
00:41:58.000 Got it?
00:41:58.000 We're trying to deal with reality here.
00:42:00.000 Not everything is your fucking hypotheticals. 0.99
00:42:04.000 You can tell I was a bit pissy the whole time. 0.99
00:42:07.000 So we got our tickets.
00:42:11.000 You're not even allowed to look at each other, or point, or crane over the, sort of, uh, balcony.
00:42:17.000 Um, you can't even make gestures to each other or roll your eyes, you're gone. 0.94
00:42:20.000 Very fucking strict at the old bill.
00:42:23.000 We get in there, five minutes go in, and the judge decides... First of all, oh, this is a crazy detail, and I could do a whole other podcast on the details for a law podcast or something, because that's a whole other world of fascinating. 0.99
00:42:38.000 Guess who the fucking judge is? 0.87
00:42:40.000 So, years ago, I think it was 2013? 1.00
00:42:44.000 I'm not positive about that.
00:42:47.000 A group of terrorists were coming to kill Kev, the one who says, you don't need to be mental, but it helps.
00:42:52.000 He's on my video too, by the way. 0.99
00:42:53.000 I call him a male model because he's ugly. 0.95
00:42:56.000 He's on CRTV tonight. 0.94
00:42:59.000 That episode, the Tommy episode.
00:43:02.000 Bunch of guys, Tommy and Kev are at an EDL thing, English Defense League.
00:43:07.000 They're going to do a talk there. 0.98
00:43:08.000 And a bunch of terrorists show up to kill him. 1.00
00:43:15.000 They have bombs, they have fucking guns, they have knives, and they have a letter to the Queen telling her to fuck off and, you know, she has no jurisdiction over this land, this is Sharia land, blah blah blah blah blah. 1.00
00:43:27.000 And they're gonna go kill themselves and kill Tommy and, um, Tommy and Kev. 1.00
00:43:31.000 But, in the rental car they used, they filled up the insurance wrong. 0.97
00:43:36.000 And when they get pulled over on a random check, they pull up the insurance and it's not right.
00:43:42.000 So they take the car.
00:43:44.000 These guys get away.
00:43:45.000 They don't get, of course, their guns and their bombs, so they can't kill Tommy and Kev. 1.00
00:43:50.000 Then, three days later, they check the car and go, oh, shit! 1.00
00:43:55.000 Those guys are terrorists! 1.00
00:43:56.000 And they track them down and arrest them, and now they're in jail for 30 years each.
00:44:01.000 Now, the judge on that case said, I don't want anyone talking, and Kev and Tommy were in the court to see the guys who were trying to kill them and who were caught by mere happenstance.
00:44:12.000 It kind of makes you think of divine intervention, doesn't it?
00:44:16.000 That one letter on an insurance form was wrong and it saved Tommy and Kevin's lives?
00:44:22.000 But anyway, at that trial, after the gavel hit the wood, whatever you call it, the doohickey, GONG!
00:44:31.000 30 years.
00:44:32.000 Guilty.
00:44:33.000 Kevin Tommy got up and yelled, God save the Queen!
00:44:36.000 And they were dragged out by the bailiffs.
00:44:41.000 That judge, who was not impressed with the God save the Queen contempt of court yelling, that's the same judge that was there, that's the same judge who A, was there in the Old Bailey, but B, was the one who resubmitted this trial.
00:44:56.000 It's the same judge.
00:44:58.000 You catching this level of corruption here? 1.00
00:45:00.000 And their stupid fucking wigs on. 1.00
00:45:05.000 Jesus, you look ridiculous in those wigs. 1.00
00:45:08.000 It's, as Justin Trudeau would say, it's 2018. 1.00
00:45:11.000 Take off your fucking hat. 1.00
00:45:14.000 God damn it. 1.00
00:45:16.000 You look so stupid with a lesbian old lady crew cut and then a bunch of white curls hanging down to your shoulders. 1.00
00:45:24.000 What the fuck are you doing with your silly robes? 1.00
00:45:28.000 Jesus Christ. 1.00
00:45:29.000 It's embarrassing.
00:45:30.000 I should have yelled that out. 1.00
00:45:32.000 You look fucking ridiculous. 1.00
00:45:34.000 Take off your hat. 1.00
00:45:36.000 What are you trying to do? 1.00
00:45:37.000 Look like an old lesbian. 1.00
00:45:41.000 Geriatric fucking dykes. 1.00
00:45:45.000 I hope there's still room in this card. 1.00
00:45:48.000 I've got a lot more to say.
00:45:50.000 So we get in there and the judge says, this is a public thing, I'm not prepared to give a verdict today. 0.97
00:45:53.000 It may have been the thousand people outside where he thought, there's going to be a fucking riot if I prosecute Tommy. 0.97
00:45:59.000 That was Tommy's attitude, by the way. 0.99
00:46:01.000 Win-win.
00:46:02.000 I get killed in prison, win. 0.99
00:46:04.000 I'm just showing you that Muslims are an issue. 1.00
00:46:07.000 I go to prison, unjustly, win. 0.99
00:46:10.000 I'm just showing you that the state is corrupt.
00:46:11.000 I don't go in, win.
00:46:13.000 I just won against the state.
00:46:15.000 He's going to sue them for human rights violations, by the way.
00:46:17.000 I mean, that solitary confinement thing alone I told you about, where he was there for more than 14 days, that's enough.
00:46:24.000 And he's got a million other things, like being starved to death, being unable to buy his own food.
00:46:28.000 He lost 40 pounds in prison for contempt of court.
00:46:32.000 All he could eat was tuna.
00:46:33.000 No, they gave him access to food. 1.00
00:46:35.000 Yeah, food cooked by Muslims who could put shit or poison in it and kept yelling through his window, How's your dinner, Tommy? 1.00
00:46:42.000 He's not gonna eat that. 1.00
00:46:44.000 It says Tommy Robinson on his fucking little plastic dish. 0.99
00:46:49.000 In the old jail, he was at when his previous sentencing, which was for some bullshit made-up charge about harboring a fugitive because his brother-in-law was doing some sort of reneging on mortgage payments and Tommy housed him. 0.99
00:47:02.000 It was that nuts of a charge.
00:47:05.000 But at least in that time, he could see his food being made right in front of him.
00:47:10.000 Because it was part of like an open cafeteria buffet type of thing.
00:47:17.000 And they did try to kill him that time.
00:47:18.000 They had boiling water about to throw in his face.
00:47:21.000 And he sussed it out and took them out.
00:47:25.000 Anyway.
00:47:26.000 The whole thing is delayed.
00:47:28.000 For months and months and months.
00:47:29.000 Some story about how the evidence that Tommy's gonna present to defend himself might still mar this case going on with the three pedophiles we told you about that started this whole thing.
00:47:41.000 So we have to wait for their trial to be totally and completely finished, which will be October 23rd.
00:47:46.000 Whatever, whatever.
00:47:47.000 As Kev pointed out, he said, big picture, mate.
00:47:50.000 Tommy comes back, sees his boy.
00:47:51.000 His boy sees his dad go away and come back.
00:47:54.000 That's better than seeing his dad go away and not come back.
00:47:56.000 It's, you know, reassuring to the kids that not everything is the end.
00:48:02.000 So that was a win there, but we come out after.
00:48:07.000 And, uh, I'm standing where I know Tommy's gonna come out.
00:48:10.000 He wants to talk to the press.
00:48:12.000 Press are so irritating.
00:48:13.000 He's talking to this one guy who, uh, was wearing a Harrington.
00:48:18.000 Now that might not annoy you, but at the game, Harrington is like a mod coat.
00:48:21.000 It's a very classic British coat.
00:48:23.000 It was worn by Steve McQueen in a popular, uh, I think it was an American show that was popular in the 50s.
00:48:30.000 And the Brits, you'll see this with mods and skinheads, they really like to adulate and mimic the 50s American preppy look with the sweater vests and the plaid shirts.
00:48:43.000 They're all kind of looking like, you know, my two sons or the Brady Bunch, not the Brady Bunch, but pre-Brady Bunch, like Dick Van Dyke type of stuff, like the 50s crew cuts.
00:48:55.000 And Harrington was a quintessential example of that.
00:48:57.000 So it's actually technically an American thing, but in this day and age, Harrington...
00:49:02.000 With the tartan interior, it's a real British blue-collar jacket.
00:49:06.000 It's like they're up there with Dr. Martens and rolling a fag and having a pint. 0.98
00:49:11.000 It's a real, I'm-one-of-the-people thing.
00:49:13.000 So when you see a journalist from the media class with an upper-class accent wearing a Fred Perry sweater vest and a Harrington, he's in a costume.
00:49:22.000 He's in a blue-collar costume.
00:49:24.000 He'd be like me with a gold chain, which I do wear. 0.96
00:49:28.000 You know, like a Yankees fuckin' shirt and hat. 0.98
00:49:32.000 Actually, I do do that. 0.98
00:49:33.000 I am guilty of dressing New York working class. 0.99
00:49:37.000 But I do it in a funny way.
00:49:38.000 He's being duplicitous.
00:49:40.000 So he was there, and so Tommy answered some questions, and then we gotta get out.
00:49:43.000 Now here's what was pissing me off.
00:49:45.000 There was this woman there. 0.83
00:49:48.000 First of all, why are you here?
00:49:50.000 I'm here with five soccer hooligans who have all been to prison, who have knocked out maybe 50 men in their lives.
00:49:58.000 We are up against a mob of fans, which is much more dangerous than a mob of Antifa, who want to, I don't know, hug Tommy to death? 0.98
00:50:07.000 And there's you, and not only is she in my fucking way, this woman who's like 50 years old, she's my age, big pendulous breasts, she's filming it on her phone. 0.97
00:50:17.000 Now I got my camera guy through the crowd, I talked to the police, they let me bring him in. 0.99
00:50:22.000 I'm getting footage for my job.
00:50:25.000 The footage I'm getting is, and for Tommy, but it's for the trial, it's for CRTV, it's for, you know, uh, to get the truth out.
00:50:34.000 There's, I'm paying this guy.
00:50:36.000 The cameraman is at work too.
00:50:38.000 Me and the cameraman are at work.
00:50:40.000 What are you doing here?
00:50:41.000 Why are you filming?
00:50:42.000 And she, there's, so we're trying to survive, right?
00:50:44.000 As we walk along this road.
00:50:47.000 And they're all screaming, Tommy!
00:50:48.000 Tommy!
00:50:49.000 He wants to talk to them all, which I'll never get over.
00:50:54.000 Um. 0.99
00:50:55.000 And I just said to him, get the fuck out of the way! 0.99
00:50:57.000 And of course she's cumbersome, and she's got two big bags on her, and she's sort of plodding along, and she's trying to film this. 0.99
00:51:04.000 So the fact that she's capturing it all on camera makes her less, you know, agile.
00:51:08.000 So she keeps bumping into me.
00:51:09.000 And she was one of many!
00:51:12.000 There was another woman with a We Love Tommy Robinson. 0.99
00:51:14.000 Women love him, not in a sexual way, but because they have daughters and sons, and they don't want, not sons, they have daughters. 0.98
00:51:21.000 And this guy's fighting for children.
00:51:23.000 So an amazing amount of his demo, as far as his supporters, are moms.
00:51:28.000 In fact, when we had the rally at the British Embassy here in New York, there was all these moms. 0.83
00:51:32.000 This mom flew in from Virginia, and she made all these signs.
00:51:36.000 And she's not political, but she said, someone has to look out for our kids, and Tommy's looking out for our kids.
00:51:43.000 So he's got a big mom contingent. 0.98
00:51:45.000 And those moms can get pretty fucking annoying. 1.00
00:51:47.000 And so this woman is filming, she's got her camera in my face. 1.00
00:51:50.000 If you look at, uh, The Rebel, you can see I'm talking to Ezra Levant, uh, on the street. 0.99
00:51:56.000 And these, about five people have their fucking phones in my face. 0.97
00:51:59.000 And one of them said, she put it, like, up maybe seven inches from my face as I'm talking to Ezra. 1.00
00:52:05.000 I go, get your fucking phone out of my face. 1.00
00:52:07.000 And she goes, oh my god, you're so rude! 1.00
00:52:10.000 Vrude. 0.86
00:52:11.000 V-R-U-D-E. 1.00
00:52:12.000 You're so vrude.
00:52:14.000 And then this other guy goes, She traveled 250 miles to get here, you know. 1.00
00:52:17.000 I go, I don't give a fuck if either of you live or die. 0.99
00:52:20.000 And you're telling me your travel habits? 0.99
00:52:23.000 By the way, your fly's down.
00:52:25.000 He's about 60, that guy.
00:52:27.000 Button fly hanging open.
00:52:30.000 And then she wouldn't stop following me.
00:52:31.000 You are really rude, you know that?
00:52:33.000 She wasn't that working class.
00:52:35.000 She had like a Louis Vuitton bag.
00:52:37.000 And I go, look lady, lady.
00:52:39.000 Leave me alone.
00:52:40.000 I don't like you.
00:52:41.000 You don't like me.
00:52:42.000 There's nothing to resolve here.
00:52:43.000 I'm going to be on a plane soon. 0.91
00:52:45.000 I'm never going to see you again until I die.
00:52:46.000 Why are we hashing this out?
00:52:48.000 I don't want your camera.
00:52:49.000 I don't want your phone in my face when I'm talking to someone.
00:52:52.000 It's distracting.
00:52:53.000 Not everything is your right.
00:52:55.000 You know, that's what was annoying me about the Brits. 0.96
00:52:57.000 They have this sense of entitlement.
00:53:00.000 Like that Indian dude who was talking to them, Why are you giving out tickets? 1.00
00:53:04.000 Look, you don't deserve to walk in there and then people are coming up to me like, Oh Gav, I see your videos, I'd like to ask you a few questions.
00:53:11.000 No.
00:53:13.000 You think I'm a guest on your talk show?
00:53:17.000 You don't get to talk to me.
00:53:19.000 You don't deserve my time.
00:53:20.000 And Ezra, he's the opposite.
00:53:22.000 He's like, oh yeah, we'd love to talk to you.
00:53:23.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:53:24.000 Gavin, don't be so rude.
00:53:25.000 These people are citizen journalists.
00:53:26.000 No, they're not. 0.99
00:53:27.000 They're some cunt with a phone who wants to put it on Facebook. 1.00
00:53:30.000 And that's great. 0.99
00:53:31.000 And I'm happy you're here to support Tommy.
00:53:33.000 Love it.
00:53:34.000 But you don't have the right to my time. 0.99
00:53:36.000 Especially when I've just been in a mob with shit thrown at us and a jihadist who's going to stab me. 0.99
00:53:43.000 Right? 1.00
00:53:43.000 I want to get out of there! 1.00
00:53:45.000 And I'm risking being asphyxiated, being crushed like the soccer games where they get, you know that one, I forget what it was, but you can see these horrific pictures online of these people being pushed through a fence like the way you would push cheese, or you know that Play-Doh thing where you pump it and the hair comes out of the plastic guys?
00:54:03.000 People are being pushed through these things like sausages.
00:54:06.000 That could have happened to us.
00:54:07.000 And then they get to film me and ask me ten questions for their Facebook? 1.00
00:54:11.000 Fuck you! 1.00
00:54:13.000 Fans? 1.00
00:54:17.000 So we go through that, and I'm just, I'm at the end of my rope. 0.98
00:54:21.000 I'm gonna start killing someone.
00:54:23.000 So I just, I sort of abscond from the crowd. 0.97
00:54:26.000 I text Tommy, I say, I'm out.
00:54:27.000 I can't take this.
00:54:28.000 He continues, by the way, for another two hours, just in the mob.
00:54:33.000 Like imagine the Beatles didn't run and just stood there and said, hello, I'm the Beatles.
00:54:38.000 I don't do a British accent very well.
00:54:41.000 Sorry.
00:54:42.000 I can't do Liverpudlian.
00:54:44.000 I can't do a, what do they call them?
00:54:45.000 A Scouser.
00:54:46.000 Can't do Scouser right now.
00:54:49.000 Uh, Oh, I'm running out of memory on my card here.
00:54:52.000 So, uh, I just went to the pub and that's when I had all the Ezra stuff there.
00:54:57.000 And, uh,
00:54:59.000 And then I went out with some geezers I know. 1.00
00:55:04.000 Some proud boys from the UK division.
00:55:06.000 Great.
00:55:06.000 Top geezers.
00:55:07.000 Top geezers.
00:55:08.000 Mostly military guys.
00:55:10.000 They have to be incredibly anonymous up there. 1.00
00:55:12.000 Because fucking lunatic lefties run that country. 1.00
00:55:16.000 Because all the brave men died in the war. 1.00
00:55:20.000 Not all the brave men.
00:55:21.000 I saw all the brave men.
00:55:22.000 They were there to support Tommy that day.
00:55:26.000 And then I got an apply and it came out.
00:55:30.000 But I've written down some details because I know I would forget some stuff.
00:55:34.000 Oh yeah, Ezra.
00:55:39.000 So this is an interesting detail.
00:55:43.000 First of all, there's a fake news story going on.
00:55:45.000 Fake news Tommy here on my notes.
00:55:50.000 Tommy was talking to Sky News and he said, they talked about something about negative sentiment towards Muslims and this harboring negative, you know, harboring hate.
00:56:01.000 And he said, my priority is exposing grooming gangs, the ramifications aren't important, as important as that, or something like that.
00:56:08.000 That was the context. 0.52
00:56:09.000 They took it out of context and made it into a story and the story is, Tommy Robinson, I don't care if Muslims get hate.
00:56:18.000 That's the viral story.
00:56:19.000 Total fabrication.
00:56:20.000 And you can see this on Tommy's Instagram page.
00:56:23.000 He talks about it.
00:56:23.000 And he had Kev record, secretly record, the entire interview.
00:56:28.000 So you can see the actual context. 1.00
00:56:30.000 But Sky News, it's a fucking propaganda machine. 0.99
00:56:33.000 Everything you see out there, especially what involves the right, is a lie. 1.00
00:56:39.000 It is amazing. 1.00
00:56:40.000 And the deeper I get into this, the more I know people that are involved, the more I realize that the news you read is all bullshit. 0.99
00:56:48.000 It's not an exaggeration. 0.99
00:56:50.000 It is propaganda. 1.00
00:56:52.000 It's a fucking lie. 1.00
00:56:53.000 And when you try to tell the truth, or even just defend yourself, you're booted from Twitter, kicked off social media, censored, deplatformed. 1.00
00:57:02.000 So they can control the narrative, so they can control the, um...
00:57:07.000 The story, like this story going around about a guy wearing a Proud Boys shirt, he was a white supremacist and he flicked a cigarette.
00:57:14.000 No, the story is, first of all, the Proud Boys are not white supremacists, I've said that a billion times.
00:57:19.000 But secondly, the guy just unknowingly had our shirt on, and you beat him up.
00:57:26.000 Based on a misunderstanding of the group. 1.00
00:57:29.000 So you are a stupid, fascist, loser, nincompoop, violent dick. 1.00
00:57:34.000 Basically everything you're accusing us of being. 1.00
00:57:37.000 You are randomly beating up people, drunk fat guys, because you've made up this story about Nazis. 1.00
00:57:43.000 In your head, you fool. 1.00
00:57:46.000 But that's of course not the narrative. 1.00
00:57:47.000 The narrative is like, saving the world from Nazis! 0.66
00:57:51.000 Thanks guys!
00:57:53.000 Anyway, so the story is, oh look, I'm doing the British thing.
00:57:58.000 The story is what I was saying about the rally yesterday.
00:58:02.000 First of all, they say like a hundred people showed up, and if you check the Sky News homepage that day, it was like the 50th story on their homepage, right after like, the weather in Myanmar is brutal this season.
00:58:16.000 And then the other interesting takeaway before I go is Ezra Levant noticed the mob outside.
00:58:24.000 I shouldn't be calling them the mob.
00:58:26.000 The throngs of supporters outside and they were at the cafeteria.
00:58:30.000 They hadn't gone into the courtroom yet and they were by the window.
00:58:32.000 And he says, Tommy, come over here.
00:58:33.000 Look at all these people.
00:58:35.000 And Tommy peels the curtain back, and he looks at them, and he goes, that makes me feel great.
00:58:39.000 It's so reassuring.
00:58:39.000 Look at that.
00:58:40.000 And it's a beautiful shot.
00:58:41.000 You can see this on Ezra's Instagram, on Tommy's Instagram.
00:58:44.000 It's going around.
00:58:45.000 And he's just looking down at 1,000 people and smiling.
00:58:48.000 And it's a great little shot.
00:58:51.000 Now, you're not supposed to use a camera in the old Bailey.
00:58:53.000 In fact, where we were, we couldn't even bring our cameras into the building.
00:58:59.000 I had to give it to my cameraman and say, wait out here with my phone.
00:59:03.000 So you're not supposed to film in the court.
00:59:04.000 Ezra didn't film in the court.
00:59:06.000 He filmed on the stairs on the way to the court by the cafeteria.
00:59:13.000 The media class tattletales on him.
00:59:17.000 So BBC, The Guardian, Channel 4, Sky News, all these groups, their takeaway from all of this.
00:59:24.000 This is a state oppressing a man, mentally torturing him, trying to break him because he exposed their error in flooding the little towns with Muslims and fomenting violence. 0.93
00:59:39.000 He exposed them for that and the mistakes they've made and they're embarrassed by that.
00:59:43.000 And just to go back a tiny bit,
00:59:46.000 Britain has been doing this for a while.
00:59:47.000 They opened the gates and they allow immigrants in.
00:59:49.000 They did it with the Jamaicans after Jamaica declared independence in, I think, 69.
00:59:54.000 And they changed their minds and they wanted more British people, so they moved to Britain.
00:59:58.000 Kind of a rocky couple years, but the Jamaicans assimilated beautifully because they got British culture.
01:00:03.000 They drink Guinness, they like football, and now they are in the EDL and they're Tommy supporters and they go to games.
01:00:10.000 They're great.
01:00:11.000 Same with Hindus. 1.00
01:00:13.000 Same with Sikhs. 1.00
01:00:14.000 They all came from a British Commonwealth, you see.
01:00:16.000 Canadians would assimilate well.
01:00:18.000 So they kept doing it, and then they thought, let's do it with Muslims. 0.99
01:00:21.000 And then they went, uh-oh, this isn't going well.
01:00:23.000 Now, they either continued to ramp it up to save face, or they did it maliciously.
01:00:29.000 Nigel Farage says Tony Blair did it to rub the working class's nose in it.
01:00:36.000 Andrew Neither, who is Tony Blair's speechwriter, admits as much.
01:00:40.000 That they did it to mess with the working class. 0.94
01:00:43.000 Now, why they hate the working class so much?
01:00:44.000 I don't know.
01:00:45.000 We don't have that here.
01:00:47.000 There's a lot of disdain for Southerners in the North, and they make fun of the hillbilly and the Southern accent and all that, but we don't hate plumbers.
01:00:54.000 They hate plumbers there.
01:00:55.000 And I have a crazy theory that it's related to, um... Uh-oh, running out of time.
01:01:01.000 It's related to, uh... The middle- Soccer was always a working class game. 0.98
01:01:05.000 The middle class said, I want to start coming to games sometime in the 80s. 0.99
01:01:09.000 The British- The working class told them to fuck off, and that's when the split happened. 0.99
01:01:13.000 And they became the establishment, and they want revenge for not being invited to soccer games. 1.00
01:01:19.000 That is my crazy sociology theory.
01:01:22.000 I have to flesh it out a bit.
01:01:24.000 Um...
01:01:25.000 So anyway, the media takeaway from this is that Ezra committed contempt of court by filming in the courtroom.
01:01:33.000 So they're ignoring all of the other details.
01:01:36.000 And their takeaway is that Tommy's supporter and media, rebel media guy, Ezra Levant, may be guilty of contempt of court because he took out his camera.
01:01:48.000 Isn't that disgusting?
01:01:50.000 Didn't I tell you at the beginning of this podcast that the British media class are some of the most vile people in the world? 0.80
01:01:54.000 Imagine tattletailing on another journalist for getting a good shot and wanting him to be arrested on some technicality.
01:02:02.000 Isn't that insane? 1.00
01:02:04.000 God, what a bunch of pussies! 1.00
01:02:06.000 All the good ones died in the war. 1.00
01:02:08.000 Well, a lot of the good ones died in the war.
01:02:09.000 Anyway, I only have an hour and seven minutes on this card, so I gotta stop talking now.
01:02:15.000 All of this is available, well, there's a bunch of stuff on YouTube, but you can see everything I just told you, including the gigantic turd, on CRTV.com.
01:02:25.000 The show is CRTV Tonight, it's Friday's episode, and I'm back with Get Off My Lawn.
01:02:30.000 On Monday, and Tommy's trial, I think the next date will be somewhere on October 23rd.
01:02:37.000 So he's got this sword of Damocles hanging over his head, but he's had a sword of Damocles hanging over his head for 10 years now, and he's made peace with it.
01:02:44.000 He knows he could die at any moment, and he no longer lives in fear.
01:02:47.000 It's a shocking thing to be around, and he admits himself it took years of panic and fear before he just sort of had an epiphany, and now he's ready to die for the cause.
01:03:01.000 It's alarming.
01:03:02.000 I mean, why we can't all get on the same page that pedophilia is bad, I'll never quite understand.
01:03:09.000 How it became worse to be seen as a racist than a pedophile boggles the mind, but this is where we are.
01:03:17.000 Alright folks, I'll see you Monday.
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