Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - October 18, 2018


Get Off My Lawn Podcast #91 | Should Louis CK be allowed to do comedy?

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Mexican World Cup Support sexual harassment laws social media justice
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Gavin McInnes
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Louis C.K. Harvey Weinstein Anthony Bourdain Howard Stern Mattress Girl Donald Trump Valerie Jarrett Mindy Kaling Carl Hart Jim B. Sean Beetlejuice Richard Scarry Roman Polanski Richard Pryor Pete Davidson Eddie Murphy Dove Charney David Cross Alex Jones Bill Cosby Rosa Parks and 49 more
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45 minutes

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Comedian Louis CK has been accused of masturbating in front of a woman in a public place. Does this mean he should be allowed to do comedy? Or should he be banned from comedy altogether? Also, why Howard Stern is a sad sack and why he deserves $90 million a year, and why we should all be mad at him for it. Also, the stock market is doing a great job of valuing the idea that Howard Stern will be around for a thousand years after he dies, and it's a good thing because he deserves it because he's a dumbass. And if you don't like Howard Stern, then you should listen to Howard Stern. He's not only dumbass, he's dumbass goodass, and we're all dumbasses because of it. And he's also dumbass because he doesn't give a shit about anything else but his own stupid ass. And that's why he's the perfect fit for the job, right? I don't know, but I think he's going to be a good fit for this job, and I think it's pretty damn good, so why not give him a shot at it? I'll tell you what I think of him, and you'll agree with me that he's not just dumbass enough to get the job he deserves to have a chance to be the best job he's ever had, and that's pretty good at it, so he should get the best of everything he could possibly ask for. I mean what he asks for, and get the most out of it, and then he gets it, because he does the best he can get. That's not even close to what he gets, and he gets the most of what he needs to do, and the rest of us to do the most he deserves, right there, right here in this episode of his life, right in the middle of the world, right on par with us all. Thank you for listening to this episode, buddy! XOXO, JT. -JT xoxo -J.V. - JT - J.B. - SONGS - JL - J TAYL - R.C. - D.S. - P. D. C. - B. P. S. - A.J. - K. B. E. - M. A. - C. R. - E. LYNN - S. SONS

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00:00:00.000 Should Louis C.K.
00:00:01.000 be allowed to do comedy?
00:00:02.000 Are you out of your mind?
00:00:08.000 Something about millennials.
00:00:10.000 I was looking at Twitter and someone said, uh, they said Louis C.K.
00:00:14.000 is, uh, Louis C.K.
00:00:16.000 claims he lost 35 million dollars in an hour.
00:00:20.000 And, you know, as someone who's made money over the years, I go, Jesus, dude.
00:00:25.000 That's a lot of money.
00:00:26.000 $35 million.
00:00:29.000 The interest on that alone is like $400,000 a year.
00:00:33.000 You could just live on the interest of $400,000.
00:00:34.000 You know, if you had it in the stock market.
00:00:38.000 That's all gone? 1.00
00:00:39.000 Well, you must have raped a kid. 1.00
00:00:42.000 Uh, no. 1.00
00:00:44.000 My sexual proclivity, and I'm not talking about myself here, folks.
00:00:47.000 Please don't take it out of context.
00:00:49.000 Millennials are really good at taking things out of context to fit their bizarre narrative. 0.99
00:00:56.000 His sexual proclivity was, I would like to masturbate now, in front of you. 0.99
00:01:03.000 Feel free to leave. 0.99
00:01:04.000 It's a pretty big part of that. 0.98
00:01:06.000 Like Harvey Weinstein cornered Lauren Savant in the basement of a restaurant and just started masturbating. 1.00
00:01:12.000 He's such a big hulking hulk, big tub of shit, that as he's beating off, she can't get around him. 1.00
00:01:20.000 So you kind of have to either take on this monolithic wanker, 1.00
00:01:24.000 I guess if you're ejaculating into a plant, it is finishing, right? 0.99
00:01:35.000 What Louis C.K. 0.94
00:01:36.000 did was consensual.
00:01:38.000 I'm not defending it, by the way.
00:01:39.000 I remember hearing about it. 0.86
00:01:44.000 Remember Tom Shalhoub too, he said, he said, uh, masturbating in front of someone is very unusual. 0.56
00:01:49.000 It's not that unusual in the comedy scene. 0.98
00:01:51.000 Like these guys are beta male loser nerds who could never get laid and probably because they're mostly manic depressives, right? 0.89
00:02:00.000 And then they come up with this pretty smart solution. 0.98
00:02:02.000 I'm going to find the humor in everything.
00:02:04.000 And then when we go to comedy clubs,
00:02:08.000 It's like we're taking Prozac but we're not depressed.
00:02:10.000 So we laugh our heads off.
00:02:11.000 We can't believe how funny this is.
00:02:13.000 But the sad part of stand-up comedy is that guy on stage is coming up with these quirky takes in order not to die.
00:02:21.000 In order not to kill himself.
00:02:23.000 He's trying to, you know that whole thing you have to laugh or else you'll cry?
00:02:27.000 He literally has to do that.
00:02:29.000 And that's why they don't laugh.
00:02:30.000 And I've noticed that hanging out with comedians, not that that happens anymore, but back when I used to, they'd never laugh their heads off.
00:02:38.000 I remember I was hanging with Kristen Schaal once, and I said something unbelievably hilarious, and she just goes, that's very funny.
00:02:44.000 That was very, very funny.
00:02:46.000 Not a smirk, not a laugh.
00:02:48.000 And I've hung out with Fred Armisen and David Cross obviously, Bob Odenkirk, all those dudes.
00:02:54.000 You never really see them like buckled over.
00:02:56.000 I guess David Cross you'd see slap his knee occasionally, but for the most part they're a pretty stoic bunch.
00:03:01.000 And I think that's because a lot of them are depressed.
00:03:03.000 Anyway.
00:03:05.000 So they finally start getting popular and they get this Robert Crumb syndrome where they want to get revenge on all the previous years that they were a nobody.
00:03:15.000 Like Howard Stern has a lot of this.
00:03:17.000 He has real contempt for the alpha male and the jock. 0.98
00:03:20.000 It's weird because it was black guys who were beating the crap out of him his whole life, but there's no animosity there. 0.99
00:03:25.000 His animosity is to any white guy who sort of flexes his muscles. 0.99
00:03:28.000 He hates that. 0.93
00:03:29.000 And you'll notice that's why Howard Stern has so many sort of sad sacks around him.
00:03:35.000 That he can just abuse.
00:03:36.000 Like Richard and... What's his other guy's name?
00:03:40.000 JT?
00:03:41.000 And they just make fun of how his voice is garbled or he's a southerner.
00:03:45.000 Haha, your dad eats foxes.
00:03:48.000 And I love listening to Howard Stern, by the way, and I think it's sort of cool to bash him and trivialize what he did.
00:03:56.000 I'm amazed at what he's done, and I think he's making $90 million a year because he deserves it.
00:04:02.000 No one deserves $90 million a year. 0.99
00:04:04.000 Yes, we're in a free market, dumbass. 0.98
00:04:07.000 And I think part of his deal is not only does he do his radio show, but you also get all his content when he retires. 0.96
00:04:13.000 So it ends up being a good investment because like a thousand years after he's dead, you have millions of hours of content that you can just keep looping around, looping around.
00:04:24.000 After the whole planet's gone, you could just have, maybe aliens will come down here and they'll just think, oh, this was a planet where you just listened to Howard Stern all day.
00:04:33.000 And it's still pretty edgy.
00:04:36.000 I know he sold out, he threw Alex Jones under the bus, and I'll never forgive him for that.
00:04:40.000 But as far as driving down the street and listening to content, there's some pretty good bits.
00:04:44.000 Like, do you ever hear the time high-pitched Eric was duped into going on a white power show? 0.72
00:04:49.000 So, they just had another studio in Sirius, maybe they put up a Nazi poster or something, and they told him that he's on a, uh, they got him on a show, it's a white power show, um, and to try to knock the, rock the boat, because they could be, uh, 0.76
00:05:04.000 We share the same advertisers.
00:05:06.000 Something like that, where they made him say, like, it'll be cool.
00:05:09.000 So they get in there, and they just start, you know, starts out normal, and then soon it's going, white power! 0.91
00:05:13.000 And he, Eric, just dives right into it.
00:05:15.000 He's like, white power! 1.00
00:05:16.000 White power! 1.00
00:05:17.000 Yeah, fuckin' rights! 0.99
00:05:19.000 And you're listening to that in your car on Sirius, and you're like, this is an advanced prank. 0.98
00:05:23.000 Like, this is up there.
00:05:24.000 So...
00:05:31.000 I saw this tweet, we know the whole story with Louis, right? 1.00
00:05:33.000 So he would do that, he'd masturbate in front of a woman, consensually. 0.99
00:05:38.000 I don't consider that rape, I consider that tacky. 0.98
00:05:40.000 And then these two girls, I don't know, ten years later, they come out during the whole Me Too thing, and they go, he was beating off.
00:05:47.000 And because he's kind of an idol of ours, we felt compelled to stand there.
00:05:54.000 That is the loosest case for rape I've ever heard in my life. 0.85
00:05:59.000 I didn't object to you sexually assaulting me because I think you're cool.
00:06:04.000 So that's why I stood there and said, okay. 0.96
00:06:08.000 For guys, gay guys, that's a great thing about living in New York City too, is you hear all these stories and you go, yeah, I've been around homos a lot. 0.99
00:06:16.000 And when, and they often say shit like that. 0.99
00:06:18.000 And even when you look up to them, you go, yeah, no, we're not doing that. 0.99
00:06:21.000 But I'll meet you later.
00:06:24.000 You don't just stand there going, okay, this is awkward as some bald Mexican-Jewish guy is going, oh yeah, oh boy. 1.00
00:06:33.000 Like, where does it just land?
00:06:34.000 On the ground?
00:06:36.000 And then what?
00:06:37.000 They go, we're gonna go now.
00:06:38.000 And he's like, yeah, bye.
00:06:40.000 That's not my cup of tea.
00:06:43.000 Don't get me wrong, but it's perfectly legal and consensual and not really worth $35,000,000.
00:06:50.000 You know, remember there was that family where their son was on a water slide, this is within the past year, and he was hurling down and it was badly designed anyway, it decapitated their son.
00:07:03.000 I want to throw up just saying that out loud.
00:07:06.000 That family got $20,000,000.
00:07:08.000 That was their settlement from the water parks insurance company.
00:07:12.000 Louis C.K. 0.96
00:07:13.000 deserves 35 million dollars because someone felt compelled to watch him masturbate? 1.00
00:07:19.000 What fucking world are we living on? 0.99
00:07:21.000 And I'm looking at the comments, and I, you know what, I'm 48, I gotta get off of these, um, cause I'm looking at the brains of 20 year olds, I'm looking at the brains of kids, and maybe I was that stupid when I was that age, but they're all like, cry me a river, oh poor baby, ooh, and then there's all these gifs of the world's tiniest violin, 0.99
00:07:39.000 And I think it's because the less you've accomplished, the more you trivialize other people's accomplishments. 0.90
00:07:47.000 I am not a big, like, I can separate politics.
00:07:50.000 Like, with the Howard Stern thing, I'm pissed that he threw Alex Jones under the bus, and I thought that was a real hypocritical thing for him to do, but I can still enjoy the show.
00:07:57.000 With Louis C.K., I'm pissed that he glorified his divorce.
00:08:00.000 He had this whole bit where he said, you should never go up to someone and say, sorry to hear about your divorce.
00:08:04.000 If they got divorced, they just got out of a terrible marriage.
00:08:07.000 You should give them a high five. 0.99
00:08:10.000 Well, you're apparently a pervert that beats off in front of other comedians, so it sounds like you may be fucked up the marriage. 0.99
00:08:16.000 Which is- which happens, you know. 1.00
00:08:18.000 Lots of- 50% of marriages are fucked up. 0.99
00:08:21.000 And I always blame the guy, by the way. 0.99
00:08:24.000 I know that sounds misandrist.
00:08:27.000 And I know the MGTOW guys are mad, but...
00:08:29.000 Marriage is like that boat in Cape Fear that De Niro's on.
00:08:33.000 You're going through a storm and there's someone on the boat trying to kill your whole family.
00:08:39.000 You have to steer that boat.
00:08:41.000 You have to take care of the guys trying to kill your family and you have to keep that boat on the water. 1.00
00:08:48.000 If the boat crashes, you fucked up somehow. 0.99
00:08:51.000 Maybe you let her drive. 0.99
00:08:53.000 Maybe there was a hole in it and you didn't get fixed. 1.00
00:08:56.000 Whatever it is, you fucked up. 1.00
00:08:59.000 Let me give you another analogy for that. 0.99
00:09:01.000 Say there's a date that you go on, and you took her to the movies, you took her to a beautiful dinner, you weren't too handsy, you politely walked her home, and she had a terrible time, and you were talking the whole time, and you wanted to hear about her, you didn't just talk about yourself, which is very rare in New York City.
00:09:16.000 Every time I overhear dates in New York, I just hear people, men talking about themselves.
00:09:22.000 But say that chick had a bad time. 1.00
00:09:26.000 You fucked up. 1.00
00:09:28.000 Now you'll go, what? 1.00
00:09:29.000 I took her to the movie.
00:09:29.000 We had a nice dinner.
00:09:30.000 I did all, I checked off all the boxes.
00:09:32.000 She's the customer. 0.98
00:09:34.000 And if she had a shitty time, maybe she's like a weirdo goth. 0.94
00:09:37.000 You know, maybe she would have liked to go to some abandoned lot and like climb up a thing. 1.00
00:09:43.000 I don't know.
00:09:43.000 You've got to feel out your client and see what she wants.
00:09:46.000 And it's the same with marriage.
00:09:48.000 You got to go, okay, this chick isn't into this kind of thing. 1.00
00:09:51.000 She likes adventure.
00:09:53.000 She wants to travel.
00:09:54.000 I gotta factor in traveling into the budget.
00:09:57.000 I gotta suggest we go this place.
00:09:58.000 Or maybe she's not that kind of person.
00:10:00.000 Maybe she's a homebody. 1.00
00:10:01.000 Okay, let's take it easy on the vacations.
00:10:03.000 Let's make sure we have some time at home.
00:10:05.000 Let's not make too many plans.
00:10:09.000 70% of divorce is instituted by women, but I'd like to see the stats on how many women are driven to it by apathy. 1.00
00:10:15.000 Like, I hear these cases sometimes of women complaining that their husbands don't want to fuck them. 0.99
00:10:20.000 That doesn't quite fit in my brain. 1.00
00:10:23.000 You're at a restaurant and you're a fat pig and you don't want to eat anything? 1.00
00:10:27.000 What? 1.00
00:10:27.000 You're probably using porn in that case. 1.00
00:10:31.000 Anyway, that's a long tangent to say that that pissed me off about Louis C.K.
00:10:35.000 He's got a lot of influence and I don't like him bragging about his divorce.
00:10:38.000 Kevin Hart does that too.
00:10:41.000 But that last special I was watching, the last one he did, I forget what it's called, I think he talks about
00:10:47.000 Does he talk about his boat?
00:10:49.000 Or maybe that was on that Seinfeld show, Comedians in Cars, or maybe it was both.
00:10:53.000 But I was watching it, and it was so good that I felt cool being part of the generation that listens to Louis C.K.
00:11:03.000 You know a comedian is good when he makes you cool for being live in that era.
00:11:09.000 Like, Baby Boomer, I remember listening to it and thinking, alright Boomers, you got Richard Pryor, alright super old Boomers, you got Bill Cosby, who ruined it, so you don't even get that anymore.
00:11:20.000 But I was kinda jealous of Richard Pryor, the Richard Pryors, and we kinda had, Gen X, we kinda had Eddie Murphy, but we still get Louis C.K.
00:11:28.000 as ours.
00:11:29.000 That's sort of our span.
00:11:30.000 When we were 14, we were watching Eddie Murphy, now that we're 48, we're watching Louis C.K.
00:11:33.000 Those are all ours.
00:11:36.000 And I thought, um,
00:11:39.000 Wow, what a cool stand-up comedy time to live in.
00:11:42.000 Like he had this one bit where he goes, you know, people talk about abortion and they say, it's killing a baby.
00:11:47.000 It's like, it's not killing a baby.
00:11:49.000 It's killing something that's pre, like it's not quite a baby.
00:11:53.000 It's, it's not killing a baby.
00:11:54.000 It's killing something that, and then he just goes, it's killing a baby.
00:11:58.000 It's killing a baby. 0.98
00:12:00.000 I don't know why I thought that was so fucking hilarious. 0.98
00:12:01.000 I guess because it was a pro-life joke, and I'm not necessarily trying to get political here, but it's just nice to hear a comedian say something that's not perfectly in line with the narrative. 0.83
00:12:13.000 You know what I mean?
00:12:14.000 I mean, in my day, they would hop all over the place.
00:12:16.000 The old SNLs, and even up to the 90s, even early 2000s, I'd say, they'd sort of hop all over the place.
00:12:22.000 Now, comedy has to be right down the line.
00:12:25.000 Toe the company line.
00:12:27.000 And I just thought, oh good, a comedian hopping around.
00:12:29.000 And he's a big Hillary guy, don't get me wrong.
00:12:31.000 So I'm not saying I liked it because he's a MAGA dude, finally.
00:12:35.000 But I liked it that he would dare stray. 1.00
00:12:37.000 And it's a funny fucking joke to be trying to argue your way out of something ethically and then realize you're full of shit. 1.00
00:12:45.000 So, yeah, I looked that up. 1.00
00:12:46.000 And the same thing true with Roseanne.
00:12:49.000 Vice did a thing about Roseanne that I saw on social media. 0.99
00:12:52.000 And I had to just make that clear that I wasn't watching the actual show.
00:12:56.000 And she looked pretty sad.
00:12:59.000 And she's a very honest woman.
00:13:00.000 I've talked to her a few times.
00:13:01.000 She's a real salt-of-the-earth gal. 1.00
00:13:03.000 I was kind of disappointed in her house, though.
00:13:05.000 Didn't she have the biggest sitcom on earth? 0.97
00:13:07.000 I thought it should be kind of bigger.
00:13:08.000 It looked like my nana's house.
00:13:11.000 But she's looking pretty distraught and she said the accusation of racism made her stomach hit the floor.
00:13:18.000 She's sitting there smoking cigarettes.
00:13:19.000 She started smoking again.
00:13:20.000 Her contention is, by the way, that she didn't know Valerie Jarrett was black.
00:13:24.000 Valerie Jarrett does not look black to me. 0.98
00:13:26.000 She looks like one of the female chipmunks from the cartoon. 0.96
00:13:30.000 She looks like a chipette. 1.00
00:13:31.000 And then you look at her parents, and they don't look very black. 0.86
00:13:34.000 Not all blacks look black.
00:13:35.000 Rosa Parks, to me, looks more American Indian than black. 0.93
00:13:39.000 And I even looked up Rosa Parks' parents, and they don't look black.
00:13:43.000 Very, very light-skinned.
00:13:45.000 So, the idea that it was an ape joke is kind of a stretch.
00:13:51.000 And also, she dresses kind of weird, as all politicians do, like Hillary always looks like she's some sort of bureaucrat from Star Trek. 0.98
00:14:01.000 And Valerie Jarrett has that same sort of like cloaks and stuff and long lines like some sort of authoritarian from the 70s show Logan's Run. 1.00
00:14:11.000 She's got a real sci-fi vibe to her. 0.78
00:14:13.000 As does Dr. Zaius.
00:14:15.000 Dr. Zaius isn't that apey? 1.00
00:14:17.000 Just really like the very front of her face.
00:14:22.000 So they had a new woman there, a black woman working at, was it ABC?
00:14:28.000 And she just fired her in a day. 1.00
00:14:29.000 Of course the Connors is bombing.
00:14:32.000 But just like the Louis C.K.
00:14:33.000 thing, um, all the millennials were like, good. 1.00
00:14:37.000 Rot in hell, bitch. 1.00
00:14:38.000 That's what you fucking get. 1.00
00:14:39.000 There's this really weird apathy. 0.99
00:14:42.000 And this could be just like an age thing.
00:14:43.000 Maybe because I have kids, I have more empathy.
00:14:46.000 But, uh, I've noticed these young people, like, yeah, he worked his whole life to build something.
00:14:53.000 And, uh, it was, you know, homes for the homeless.
00:14:57.000 But he said the N-word, and then they had to burn it down.
00:14:59.000 Good. 1.00
00:15:00.000 Fucking racists die. 1.00
00:15:04.000 That just seems a little egregious to me. 1.00
00:15:06.000 Should your life be... I don't know, I think Louis will always be the guy who beat off.
00:15:11.000 And his daughters will be the daughters of the guy who beat off.
00:15:15.000 You know, I bet there's tons of rock stars and handsomer guys, like Vince Neil probably beat off in front of a bunch of chicks.
00:15:23.000 He probably wouldn't even ask.
00:15:25.000 Or Brad Pitt, or some of these... Benicio Del Toro?
00:15:28.000 He probably did it.
00:15:29.000 And she was like, whatever, I gotta go.
00:15:31.000 Wait, didn't Dove Charney do that? 0.97
00:15:33.000 Voluntarily, all the time?
00:15:35.000 And the girls were just like, classic Dove. 1.00
00:15:40.000 35 million.
00:15:40.000 Actually, Dove Charney suffered a similar fate.
00:15:43.000 For the same kind of thing, consensual sex.
00:15:49.000 I mean, I don't think we're that hard on actual rapists.
00:15:53.000 I think most rapists are looking at like 8 to 15 years in prison.
00:15:59.000 Is 8 years in prison worse than 35 million?
00:16:01.000 It's definitely, you know, we're floating around the same kind of vibes.
00:16:07.000 35 million gone, 8 years in prison.
00:16:08.000 I'm sure a lot of people would, it would be a tough call for them. 0.98
00:16:12.000 Especially younger people who've never fucking done anything in their lives. 0.93
00:16:18.000 And, you know, however you feel about it, 0.98
00:16:22.000 The idea that you just sort of shrug it off, you're going to be there too, you know.
00:16:24.000 You're going to make some sort of mistake.
00:16:27.000 I was doing this thing, we were at a bar the other day with some friends and we were just scrolling through our phones and we would just scroll through people and then hit a name.
00:16:36.000 Oh no, sorry, this is what we do. 0.97
00:16:37.000 We tried that actually and I don't know anyone on my fucking contacts. 0.92
00:16:42.000 Are you the same way? 0.99
00:16:43.000 I've had this number for a long ass time.
00:16:47.000 This is a different phone I'm talking about, by the way.
00:16:48.000 My personal phone.
00:16:50.000 The one that got doxxed was my business phone.
00:16:52.000 And I don't know these people.
00:16:56.000 Uh, like Keira Beckman.
00:16:59.000 No idea who that is.
00:17:00.000 Dan Bedford.
00:17:01.000 Jim B. Sean Beetlejuice. 0.99
00:17:04.000 Oh shit, I wonder if that's the guy who looks after Beetlejuice. 0.99
00:17:07.000 Brian Belotech. 0.99
00:17:08.000 He was a director, I think, that worked with Spike Jonze.
00:17:11.000 Anyway, I don't know any of these people.
00:17:13.000 But you go to your recents, and you go through your recent calls, and I guarantee you, pretty much everyone there, uh, has some sort of PC moment where everything seemed like it was over.
00:17:26.000 Like even just on my phone here, Trace Crutchfield.
00:17:29.000 Very liberal guy, actually maybe a socialist dude.
00:17:32.000 Bernie bro.
00:17:33.000 Hates Trump. 0.98
00:17:35.000 You know, he's not politically correct, but he's down with the liberal side, and he hates Republicans, hates conservatives.
00:17:41.000 We still keep in touch, we just avoid politics mostly.
00:17:44.000 Hates Ted Cruz, even though he's Texan, which breaks my heart in two, but whatever.
00:17:49.000 But even him!
00:17:51.000 He was watching a soccer game, and he used to do this sort of Twitter feed for our buddy's bar, the Long Branch Inn, I think it was.
00:17:59.000 He had two bars.
00:18:00.000 The Shoot was the other one?
00:18:01.000 Anyway, it was one of those.
00:18:03.000 And he ran the Twitter feed.
00:18:04.000 And it was great.
00:18:05.000 You know, he's a Texan.
00:18:06.000 He loves what everyone in Texas loves.
00:18:09.000 And Mexico was playing somewhere like Spain.
00:18:14.000 And in the World Cup.
00:18:15.000 And he tweets back, Go Mexico!
00:18:19.000 Not tweets back.
00:18:19.000 He tweets, Go Mexico!
00:18:20.000 And then his other tweet was, We're all wetbacks now!
00:18:24.000 Meaning, we're all supporting Mexico.
00:18:27.000 Because, even though they're a different country, they're more American than the Spanish, so we go with, we choose that side. 0.99
00:18:33.000 So, it was pro-Mexican, but yeah, it used an epithet, I guess.
00:18:37.000 Huge backlash, traces, and the restaurant owners aren't friends, I don't know if they ever got over it.
00:18:43.000 Boycott the restaurant for using the word wetback.
00:18:46.000 I mean, it was a major deal.
00:18:49.000 And that's just me glancing at my phone right now.
00:18:50.000 So, all you people with the little violin laughing at Roseanne and Louie, who are far more accomplished than you'll ever be, I promise you that, show a little reverence, maybe?
00:19:01.000 And here's the other problem.
00:19:02.000 You totally trivialize real rape cases.
00:19:05.000 I know that's become a cliché, but it's true. 1.00
00:19:09.000 I'm at the point now, like, it used to be, in the old days, you'd hear, oh, Suzanne was raped. 0.99
00:19:14.000 Okay, well, let's get the balaclavas and get in the Chevy Nova and grab some baseball bats and go kill him. 0.99
00:19:19.000 Now, you hear someone's raped and you go, yeah, hold on, so what's going on now? 1.00
00:19:24.000 Can I hear the whole, can I talk to her?
00:19:26.000 When was this?
00:19:28.000 And you have to find out what it was.
00:19:29.000 Oh, he beat off in front of you with your consent and then you didn't like it later?
00:19:33.000 Yeah, we're not getting in the car.
00:19:35.000 The ski mask is staying in the, with the other ski clothes, maybe till December.
00:19:44.000 And then you say, okay, what are the parameters of sexual harassment?
00:19:48.000 Because now it's just, it's basically anything.
00:19:51.000 The two deals with sexual harassment are quid pro quo and you allowed for an atmosphere of sexuality.
00:20:01.000 I remember hearing about a case where there was a guy who had a picture of a woman in a bikini and he got a complaint from HR.
00:20:07.000 He was in Times Square.
00:20:08.000 No, he's on a, was it Union Square?
00:20:12.000 No, it was more like by the Flatiron building.
00:20:15.000 So that's like 34th, I guess, in Midtown, in Manhattan.
00:20:20.000 And he gets complaints about this woman in a bikini on his desk. 0.99
00:20:24.000 Picture of her. 1.00
00:20:24.000 And he goes, that's my fucking wife and we're on our honeymoon. 1.00
00:20:27.000 I'm happily married. 1.00
00:20:28.000 I like looking at her.
00:20:29.000 She's mine.
00:20:31.000 And he had to like put it face down.
00:20:34.000 And he goes, look outside the window.
00:20:36.000 There's a Victoria's Secret ad on this billboard that you can see from the window.
00:20:40.000 That's also sort of in my office.
00:20:43.000 It's in your line of sight.
00:20:45.000 We're allowed to have that?
00:20:49.000 So that second part where it's just like this atmosphere of sexuality and I remember getting in trouble because a long time ago there was this guy we were working with and this is when Vice was owned by a corporate.
00:21:01.000 Just been taken over by this big corporate thing right after we moved to New York and we had this buyer because we were doing online selling.
00:21:06.000 We're going to be the new Amazon.
00:21:07.000 Very ambitious, this billionaire that invested in us.
00:21:11.000 And they said, this is going to be the buyer.
00:21:12.000 And I met him.
00:21:13.000 Whatever.
00:21:13.000 Nice guy.
00:21:15.000 Very gay. 0.99
00:21:16.000 And they said, so what did you think of him? 0.97
00:21:17.000 Because you're going to be working with him a lot.
00:21:18.000 And I go, sure, he's great. 0.99
00:21:19.000 I love faggots. 1.00
00:21:20.000 And I didn't mean it like, yeah, he's great. 1.00
00:21:23.000 I love faggots. 1.00
00:21:25.000 It was like a joke. 1.00
00:21:25.000 Like, sure, I love fat guys. 1.00
00:21:29.000 I'm a chubby chaser.
00:21:30.000 That kind of vibe.
00:21:32.000 But I had to go to HR, and she told me I had to sit with a lawyer in another building.
00:21:36.000 And she said, you can only talk about people's traits if it pertains to work.
00:21:42.000 Like, this person's late a lot, that's fine.
00:21:45.000 But this person gets late a lot, that's not fine.
00:21:47.000 Or even, this person's tall.
00:21:51.000 That doesn't pertain to work, so you can't say that.
00:21:53.000 What kind of environment are we creating for ourselves here?
00:21:56.000 This isn't fun.
00:21:57.000 I like to riff. 1.00
00:21:59.000 You know, I grew up in the 70s and the 80s, where you just talk about what a fat pig your friend is and then hold his fat and go, look at how fucking fat you are. 1.00
00:22:08.000 Or my whole life with my weak chin, all my friends would be like, you're just a worm. 1.00
00:22:12.000 You're just a worm with hair on top. 0.99
00:22:15.000 You look like you're a Richard Scarry character. 0.99
00:22:18.000 You're in a children's book.
00:22:19.000 You're called the Little Worm Boy.
00:22:22.000 And I would laugh my head off.
00:22:24.000 Now we're taking all that away?
00:22:26.000 Well, now you're taking fun away.
00:22:28.000 And that's kind of why Louis C.K.
00:22:29.000 is getting those small violins, because they don't respect humor.
00:22:33.000 Did you know there's a thing at the Comedy Cellar in New York where you... This is a thing.
00:22:37.000 It's new because of Louis C.K.
00:22:40.000 It's the Louis C.K.
00:22:41.000 rule that if you go in there and he does a surprise set, you make it up and get your money back. 0.93
00:22:48.000 He's not fucking Jack the Ripper. 0.99
00:22:50.000 I would kind of understand if he was a rapist. 1.00
00:22:55.000 You know, like Roman Polanski or Harvey Weinstein or Michael Jackson, the pedophile. 0.99
00:23:03.000 I would understand.
00:23:04.000 Hey, I don't want to sit here anymore.
00:23:05.000 I want my money back.
00:23:05.000 I didn't know you're gonna be bringing pedophiles in.
00:23:07.000 That makes sense to me.
00:23:08.000 But what did the guy actually do? 0.96
00:23:11.000 And by the way, speaking of Roman Polanski, you know that Led Zeppelin and David Bowie and Keith Moon from The Who, they were all fucking the same 14-year-old girl? 0.89
00:23:23.000 You know that, right? 0.95
00:23:26.000 I'm not advocating that.
00:23:28.000 I think that's gross.
00:23:30.000 But we tend to pick and choose our outrage here quite a bit.
00:23:36.000 And I think, you know what I wish?
00:23:40.000 I wish people would be pissed at him for glorifying divorce.
00:23:43.000 Wouldn't that be cool?
00:23:44.000 If we had so much reverence for marriage that people would get up and go, yeah he's a funny comedian but I, sorry, when he's up there I just think about how he likes his divorce and I think about his two daughters and it pisses me off.
00:23:54.000 I want my money back.
00:23:56.000 That would be kind of cool. 0.83
00:23:57.000 But no, it's he masturbated in front of someone who said they were okay with it, but then later said they felt like they should say that because he's a famous guy. 1.00
00:24:06.000 What the fuck? 1.00
00:24:07.000 That's stupid. 1.00
00:24:08.000 Anyway, sorry. 0.97
00:24:09.000 So to get back to what the parameters should be.
00:24:11.000 You should be able to make totally inappropriate jokes.
00:24:16.000 They're just words.
00:24:16.000 Give it out and then take it.
00:24:19.000 I mean, I've worked with women all my life. 1.00
00:24:20.000 I've never had an HR complaint, I don't think.
00:24:23.000 And I say terrible stuff. 0.99
00:24:25.000 Like at Rebel, I used to do, and I'd do it at other jobs, I would do this thing where I'd undo my pants, like undo my belt and my pocket, I mean my front button, and then I'd walk and then let my pants fall down and go, God damn it, and pretend I was super embarrassed, and I'd go, this fucking belt! 0.98
00:24:41.000 It wasn't like a sexual thing where I'd pull down my pants and go, you like that? 0.98
00:24:45.000 It was like a Jim Carrey kind of a... There's actually a British sitcom called Some Mothers Do Have Em with this character Frank who is a bumbling clown. 0.95
00:24:53.000 It's that kind of joke.
00:24:54.000 It pretty much always gets a laugh.
00:24:56.000 Oh, I did get an HR complaint.
00:24:59.000 I think I told you about it before at Fox News.
00:25:02.000 I was getting a microphone put up my shirt and the thing I like to do to makeup artists and sound people is pretend they're hurting me because they're an inch from your face so they're very easy to scare.
00:25:11.000 So when they come up with like some sort of foundation I just go
00:25:13.000 Ow, Jesus!
00:25:15.000 Easy, that's hot!
00:25:17.000 And it makes them jump.
00:25:19.000 And so when they put the mic up your shirt, they're going up your bare shirt, and I go, oh Jesus, that's freezing!
00:25:24.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:25:25.000 And I pretend I can't believe how cold it is, and that makes them jump, and it gets a laugh.
00:25:29.000 And, uh, I said, uh, the addendum I like to do to that is, uh, at least my gynecologist can warm his forceps up first.
00:25:37.000 And that usually gets a laugh out of chicks, because apparently that's a thing. 1.00
00:25:40.000 The tongs they put in you are too cold, so they're like, oh, he knows about our vagina cold thing. 1.00
00:25:44.000 And that gets a laugh. 0.97
00:25:45.000 And then I took it too far.
00:25:47.000 I may have had a couple whiskeys before this particular segment. 0.99
00:25:50.000 And I said, drunk with the attention of the last two gets, I go, I can feel my cunt lips crawling in my body! 0.99
00:26:02.000 That got an HR complaint. 0.99
00:26:03.000 I would think I was banned from the building for six months.
00:26:06.000 But that was hardly sexual, you know?
00:26:09.000 It was hardly like, hey, what's your name? 1.00
00:26:13.000 You know, I don't have a pussy, but if I did, I could probably feel my cunt lips crawling into my body. 1.00
00:26:20.000 You know what I mean? 1.00
00:26:21.000 You like that?
00:26:23.000 Men seducing women is just so comical to me.
00:26:27.000 Like, how can you do it without sort of the, like, grab, I love you, that sort of, like, conquistador thing?
00:26:33.000 But, like, just talking?
00:26:35.000 I don't know.
00:26:37.000 I actually can now think of some scenarios, but to say them on this microphone would be so queer. 1.00
00:26:45.000 So, joking around, even if there's a slight sexual connotation, as long as you're not trying to seduce the person, that should be off the books.
00:26:53.000 Okay, so now we're getting into quid pro quo.
00:26:59.000 If you blow me, you get a raise, or you'll do better.
00:27:04.000 Now, my gut says that should be illegal, right?
00:27:08.000 Of course, that's logical.
00:27:10.000 But I read an article once that said, how about nothing? 1.00
00:27:14.000 How about, obviously there's assault laws that we have in the books, and if you grab a woman's ass at work, same as you grab a woman's ass on the street. 1.00
00:27:22.000 Any unwanted touch is assault. 0.99
00:27:24.000 So we obviously already have the laws for that.
00:27:26.000 But why have different laws at work?
00:27:29.000 Like, and it kind of changed my mind. 0.98
00:27:31.000 If I had a gay boss, and he said, you know, if you let me blow you, you could be the president of the company. 1.00
00:27:37.000 I'd go, huh, tempting, but, uh, no, thank you. 0.99
00:27:41.000 Like, I don't think I'd have nightmares.
00:27:43.000 Yeah, but it's a different dichotomy, Gavin.
00:27:45.000 With men and women, men hold power in society. 1.00
00:27:47.000 Yeah, okay, that's a fair point.
00:27:49.000 I gotcha.
00:27:50.000 But that's the only thing I can do to fantasize.
00:27:52.000 And then I, you know, I did that other podcast where I talked about when women did have more power than us, like when I started the magazine, and all the marketing women, all the marketing people who could sell us the ads were women, and they had power over us, and they ended up sleeping with us. 0.96
00:28:07.000 Now, it's different an old cougar making a young man have sex with her than some old Harvey Weinstein. 0.99
00:28:13.000 Making some pretty young girl have sex with him. 1.00
00:28:15.000 I got that. 0.60
00:28:18.000 But sometimes I wonder if the whole idea of sexual harassment, and I had to sleep with him for this role, should just be eradicated.
00:28:26.000 And we should just stick with the law.
00:28:28.000 And that also goes for the idea of, you know, demanding money for it.
00:28:34.000 I guess I've already talked about this a bunch, so I'm repeating myself.
00:28:40.000 Like, I just feel that with the law, we went back to the Magna Carta, and we had tons of trial and error.
00:28:48.000 Right up until, I mean, we only let women vote very recently. 1.00
00:28:50.000 We've been trying things, and changing them, and making addendums, and that's why we have all these precedent-setting cases in a court of law.
00:28:57.000 Because we go, well, actually this was the precedent-setting case.
00:29:00.000 When you say something is a precedent-setting case, you're really talking about thousands of years.
00:29:05.000 You're saying, yeah, we tried this, this, this, this, this, and this, and we got to here.
00:29:10.000 And I'm starting to think these social justice warriors don't like justice.
00:29:14.000 Because, like, take Mattress Girl, for example. 0.99
00:29:18.000 I think what happened there was she was having doggy-style sex, and it went into the poop hole. 1.00
00:29:24.000 And she said no, and maybe he went a couple pumps more than he should have, or maybe he took it out right away. 0.99
00:29:32.000 She claims that's rape. 1.00
00:29:35.000 Now, there's a Mindy Kaling episode where her boyfriend, who might be... No, it's not BJ Novak.
00:29:41.000 That was The Office.
00:29:42.000 But her boyfriend in the show, Mindy Kaling's show, exact same story, and he goes a little too far.
00:29:48.000 Maybe he does 10 pumps in the bad spot.
00:29:52.000 And so the joke in this comedy show is she says, you knew you were in the wrong place.
00:29:56.000 I was telling you.
00:29:57.000 And he goes, I didn't know.
00:29:58.000 I pulled out as soon as I did.
00:30:00.000 And that whole episode is her trying to catch him on a lie to see if he was fibbing about him not knowing that he was in the wrong spot.
00:30:12.000 So Mattress Girl's Nightmare is a Mindy Kaling's hilarious bit.
00:30:19.000 So what Mattress Girl does there, I forget her real name. 1.00
00:30:22.000 She's the child of rich New York psychiatrists and those girls are always messed up. 1.00
00:30:28.000 What's her name? 0.57
00:30:30.000 How to Wreck Your Life chick. 1.00
00:30:32.000 God, I suck with names. 0.99
00:30:33.000 She's one of my best friends. 0.99
00:30:35.000 She used to write for Vice.
00:30:36.000 She's the child of a psychiatrist.
00:30:38.000 She actually turned out okay, but she did have a pretty rocky road with drug addiction and all this other stuff. 0.83
00:30:45.000 I have to find out who that is, sorry.
00:30:47.000 God, I hate this.
00:30:49.000 You guys better get ready when you get old to never remember who you're talking about.
00:30:53.000 This is a woman I've probably talked to for 50 hours.
00:30:57.000 How to wreck your life.
00:31:00.000 And her name is... 0.82
00:31:03.000 Oh no, I even got the name of the book wrong.
00:31:06.000 How to Ruin?
00:31:09.000 Vice Book?
00:31:13.000 Oh Jesus, I'm the worst.
00:31:18.000 Oh God, this is annoying.
00:31:20.000 Cat Marnell! 1.00
00:31:22.000 Now I'll get a hundred texts on my work phone that say Kat Marnell.
00:31:26.000 I might just edit that out and post.
00:31:28.000 Anyway, she survived.
00:31:30.000 But this chick, Mattress Girl, she was still in the tarnished phase of growing up with psychiatrists.
00:31:35.000 And what psychiatrists do is they make you drug addicts when you're a kid.
00:31:39.000 There's this thing going on at my kid's school where if kids are too rambunctious, which is always boys, then they get punished with their grades.
00:31:48.000 Okay?
00:31:49.000 How do I avoid that?
00:31:50.000 Well, take him to a psychiatrist, and if he's diagnosed with ADD, then we can't penalize him because it's a disease.
00:31:56.000 You're not going to penalize someone for having a disease, so his rambunctiousness is a mental illness.
00:32:01.000 Oh, okay. 0.88
00:32:02.000 Well, whatever gets his grades up.
00:32:04.000 So you go to the psychiatrist and the psychiatrist goes, yep, he has ADD.
00:32:07.000 Here's Ritalin. 1.00
00:32:09.000 So now the school is saying, we will penalize your son and ruin his academic future unless you get him hooked on fucking speed. 0.98
00:32:17.000 How come there's not more articles about that? 0.99
00:32:18.000 How come we spend so much time talking about Trump saying the word horse face when there's children addicted to disease?
00:32:26.000 Big Pharma is a dead zone in the media.
00:32:30.000 Nothing to hear about Big Pharma.
00:32:32.000 And it is...
00:32:33.000 Brainwashing children, turning them into zombies. 0.62
00:32:35.000 How about this?
00:32:36.000 How about an article on all the mass shooters and what exactly their medication was?
00:32:40.000 I haven't seen that mentioned once.
00:32:42.000 Every mugshot of these mass shooters, these kids, they've got some weird bowl cut and golf balls for eyes.
00:32:48.000 And it's always, what kind of, did he have a bump stock?
00:32:53.000 Where did his mom get the gun? 0.98
00:32:55.000 Where did his mom get the drugs, is what I want to know.
00:32:59.000 Anyway, Mattress Girl carries this mattress around and ruins this guy's life. 1.00
00:33:03.000 Kangaroo Court.
00:33:05.000 So what I'm trying to say here is these social justice warriors have a justice system.
00:33:09.000 It's all right there.
00:33:10.000 I know it's imperfect and I'm not bananas about the incarceration rates, believe me.
00:33:15.000 Abolish prisons.
00:33:15.000 I think, I think 5% of the people in prison are incompatible with society.
00:33:19.000 95% is the drug war, bad circumstances, welfare, shattering the black family. 0.99
00:33:26.000 There's a tons of other nurture reasons. 0.93
00:33:28.000 I think nature 5% deserve to be in prison and our prisons could be a lot fucking smaller and a lot more humane.
00:33:36.000 Anyway, um
00:33:39.000 I think these social justice warriors don't like justice because it's too just, and they can't have their little agenda.
00:33:45.000 And I think this happened with Mattress Girl.
00:33:47.000 I heard from a friend, an insider, that she went to the police, and they said, okay, well, that's what we're here for.
00:33:56.000 We're here to catch bank robbers, rapists, bad guys, murderers.
00:33:59.000 That's what I went to the police academy for. 1.00
00:34:01.000 Not, by the way, to catch people who do U-turns and fucking smoke pot, but whatever. 0.99
00:34:06.000 I'll do my job. 0.99
00:34:08.000 You know, you get made fun of at the precinct if you walk in with a perp who just smoked a joint.
00:34:13.000 If you walk in with a perp who had a gun with hollow point shells, you're a hero.
00:34:18.000 Anyway, um... So she goes to the NYPD, I've heard.
00:34:23.000 I don't want to get sued for this.
00:34:26.000 And they look, and they go, okay, let's start going through it.
00:34:28.000 First of all, let's check all the correspondence, all your social media, let's get your computer out, let's see all your DMs, blah blah blah, let's see your texts.
00:34:34.000 And then they see these texts.
00:34:36.000 Afterwards,
00:34:39.000 Saying, do you want to come to this party on Friday?
00:34:41.000 And he's like, no thanks. 1.00
00:34:43.000 She goes, you can fuck me in the ass. 1.00
00:34:46.000 This is the story I believe the way it went. 1.00
00:34:48.000 I am very sure that the fuck me in the ass, I'm not positive where it went, but I am very sure that she was sending him flirtatious texts after the alleged rape. 1.00
00:34:57.000 Now, I've never been raped, but I'm guessing you're not big on texting the guy afterwards, no? 1.00
00:35:03.000 And I was told that the cops said, just get the fuck out of here or you're going to be facing some serious criminal charges. 0.98
00:35:09.000 I don't think cops like busting fake rape allegations because they don't want to discourage future women from coming forward, so I think a lot of women get away with it. 1.00
00:35:17.000 And so instead of her going, woo, that's playing with fire, she goes, alright, I'll just use the kangaroo courts of school.
00:35:25.000 And so she goes to school and she ruins this guy's life.
00:35:28.000 Now he's since sued Columbia and won.
00:35:33.000 But, um, the damage is done.
00:35:36.000 And, you know, they ruined his academic future.
00:35:41.000 They ruined the greatest years of his life, you know?
00:35:44.000 I think college is a waste of time, but for many it's the best years of their life.
00:35:47.000 That's all gone.
00:35:48.000 I think he's a German guy.
00:35:49.000 I think he had to go back to Germany.
00:35:51.000 And she just shattered all that?
00:35:52.000 Why?
00:35:53.000 Oh, and here's another thing she did. 0.93
00:35:55.000 She reenacted the entire thing in an art piece that's just basically gross porn where she shows every sex thing they did. 1.00
00:36:07.000 What? 0.99
00:36:08.000 Hey ladies, any ladies out there have been raped? 1.00
00:36:11.000 Have you reenacted it as performance art publicly and then aired it? 0.80
00:36:16.000 Did you do that?
00:36:18.000 I didn't think so.
00:36:19.000 It's not really normal behavior for the victim of an assault.
00:36:23.000 I've known a few.
00:36:24.000 They will talk about it.
00:36:26.000 They may even joke about it a little bit.
00:36:28.000 But, uh, they don't want to get into it very much and they'd rather just move on.
00:36:32.000 Thank you very much.
00:36:35.000 So, even worse than the Kangaroo Court of College is the Kangaroo Court of Social Media, like Kale Hartman.
00:36:43.000 His ex-girlfriend, Beth something, she's rocking now.
00:36:47.000 I think she's an executive producer on Artie Lange's show.
00:36:50.000 People go, why would she lie? 0.97
00:36:52.000 I don't know.
00:36:52.000 Why don't you check her Google hits?
00:36:55.000 Before, she said that Kale abused her, and then after.
00:37:01.000 And they rock it straight up, and so does
00:37:05.000 The sales for her brand new comedy CD at the same time and her entire career, boom.
00:37:09.000 And Cale, destroyed.
00:37:11.000 I think he's working construction now.
00:37:13.000 Way to go.
00:37:15.000 And that was zero trial.
00:37:16.000 I mean, he was begging, begging them to take him to court because she started and then his other ex-girlfriend jumped in and said, yeah, me too, pretty much.
00:37:25.000 And I think another one did.
00:37:27.000 Now, once it's three, you're done.
00:37:29.000 And that is, by the way, the Wild West.
00:37:32.000 It's literally the Wild West.
00:37:34.000 Lynching back then, which was, it was disproportionately used against blacks.
00:37:38.000 Obviously, we hate that.
00:37:41.000 But it was obviously used on whites, too, and it was just the way you handled stuff.
00:37:44.000 Court took too long.
00:37:46.000 So the whole reason we have 12 jurors, I believe, is, uh... Well, I shouldn't say that. 0.99
00:37:52.000 The truth of the Wild West was if twelve people said you deserve to die, eh, we're just gonna hang you. 0.99
00:37:57.000 Probably right. 1.00
00:37:58.000 You probably have it coming. 1.00
00:38:00.000 It's rare that, like, someone who's a dick could round up twelve people and say, let's just fucking hang him. 1.00
00:38:05.000 I don't like him. 1.00
00:38:06.000 Okay, whatever you say, boss. 0.86
00:38:08.000 So in the community of the Wild West, to expedite justice, twelve people was a consensus, boom, you're hanged.
00:38:15.000 That's what happens in social media.
00:38:17.000 Kale had three, so they ended his career.
00:38:20.000 And he would love to go to court.
00:38:22.000 He'd love for evidence to be presented.
00:38:25.000 No, they don't want that.
00:38:26.000 And that's why, by the way, they were so pissed off with Kavanaugh.
00:38:30.000 Because it was a court.
00:38:31.000 They went to an actual court, and they had to actually present evidence.
00:38:36.000 Circumstantial or otherwise.
00:38:37.000 And it didn't work.
00:38:38.000 Like, we tried the Wild West, we did the hanging, we did the lynching, and we said that doesn't work.
00:38:43.000 And then there's a third courtroom, outside of social media and tweeting, which is the actual media.
00:38:50.000 We're good to go. 0.99
00:39:12.000 So it takes a total monster douche psycho serial molester like Harvey Weinstein or serial rapist like Bill Cosby before the story really, you really get the truth. 0.99
00:39:23.000 It has to be like one of the worst cases before the media gets it right. 0.99
00:39:29.000 But everything else, buried to the back.
00:39:31.000 Like Asia Argento, by the way.
00:39:32.000 Why isn't anyone talking about
00:39:35.000 All the things she did, like she said, she's the head of the Me Too movement, right?
00:39:39.000 Harvey Weinstein made me sleep with him to do this role, and then you did the role. 0.99
00:39:42.000 Aren't you just a prostitute, by the way, if you do that? 1.00
00:39:45.000 If you sleep with a producer for a role, then you just did a sex act for rewards. 1.00
00:39:52.000 That's a prostitute. 1.00
00:39:53.000 Well, if I didn't, like Mira Servino, I would have been permanently ousted from acting. 0.98
00:39:58.000 Alright, well get the word out.
00:40:01.000 Tell everyone that this guy made you a pariah because you wouldn't blow him.
00:40:04.000 I want to hear about it.
00:40:06.000 And we'll try to nip that in the bud.
00:40:07.000 I mean, a lot of these people who, if you let that go and you let that happen to you, you're complicit.
00:40:12.000 And you're letting it happen to others.
00:40:13.000 Same with getting money for it.
00:40:15.000 If you get money and you take a five million dollar settlement, then, and promise never to talk about it, well then you're letting him do it to the next person.
00:40:25.000 So Asia Argento is on this Me Too thing, which I honestly don't get.
00:40:27.000 I don't get how you just don't go to the cops and you just... The idea of wanting sympathy because you slept with someone for a movie role.
00:40:34.000 I mean, you're part of that whole... You're part of the whole disgusting system, Hollywood. 1.00
00:40:39.000 You self-righteous pigs who tell the flyover states that they're a bunch of disgusting losers and you tell Trump supporters that they're garbage. 1.00
00:40:46.000 Meanwhile, you work in a brothel. 1.00
00:40:50.000 And, uh, so she's part of the Me Too thing, and then we find out... Wait a minute, didn't Anthony Bourdain kill himself just days after you were photographed with his best friend?
00:41:01.000 Remember that?
00:41:02.000 And they had the Italian paparazzo say, I regret taking those pictures, I didn't know it was gonna lead to a suicide.
00:41:09.000 Allegedly.
00:41:09.000 Uh, that seems pretty bad.
00:41:13.000 And she's crying about it and everything.
00:41:15.000 He kind of killed him.
00:41:16.000 It's like that rumor, rumor, that, uh, I said it twice there to just be double clear so I don't get sued, but that rumor that Pete Davidson texted, um, I was going to say Flat Mike, the guy who did that, um, Donald Trump song.
00:41:34.000 Ariana Grande's ex-boyfriend, Matt Mike, is his name. 0.99
00:41:37.000 Oh, fuck. 0.98
00:41:38.000 I'm so sorry, guys. 1.00
00:41:40.000 Donald Trump song.
00:41:42.000 Mad Mike?
00:41:44.000 What's his name?
00:41:44.000 Mac Miller!
00:41:46.000 Mad Mike.
00:41:49.000 I'm turning into Ron White, where I have to stop the comedy show to look up the word.
00:41:54.000 The rumor is that Pete Davidson texted, uh, I had to turn and look at his name again, Mac Miller, because, um, and said, I'm dating Ariana Grande, dude.
00:42:03.000 And then he killed himself right after.
00:42:05.000 That's just a rumor.
00:42:06.000 But with the Anthony Bourdain thing, it's much more solid.
00:42:09.000 And then it comes out that Aja Argento was, what, molesting some 17-year-old boy or 16-year-old boy, and she forced, she was forced to pay him off so he wouldn't talk about it.
00:42:19.000 And she goes, actually, Anthony Bourdain
00:42:23.000 Uh, told me to pay him off.
00:42:24.000 Oh, really?
00:42:25.000 Let's ask Anthony that.
00:42:26.000 Hey, An- Oh. 1.00
00:42:27.000 You're dead. 0.86
00:42:29.000 Well, what about you cheating on him? 0.95
00:42:30.000 Oh, uh, Anthony Bourdain said it was cool to have an open relationship.
00:42:34.000 Oh, okay.
00:42:34.000 Let's ask him that.
00:42:35.000 Hey, An- Oh. 1.00
00:42:41.000 So, the media frames their story.
00:42:44.000 Asia wins.
00:42:46.000 The media frames their stories.
00:42:49.000 Uh...
00:42:51.000 Whatever it is at the time.
00:42:52.000 Oh yeah, sorry.
00:42:58.000 The justice system we've been building since cave days, since the Magna Carta I should say, just flushed down the toilet.
00:43:06.000 Mattress girl, no evidence. 0.93
00:43:08.000 She was flirting with them after. 1.00
00:43:10.000 Nope, she's a hero.
00:43:11.000 She's on the cover of New York Magazine, and it says, The New Sexual Revolution.
00:43:15.000 So we use those kangaroo courts.
00:43:16.000 It really is a strange time we're living in, where we think justice, the justice system we made, isn't as good as the one we can do.
00:43:25.000 Because the one we can do is just me saying it. 1.00
00:43:26.000 Kavanaugh's a rapist. 1.00
00:43:27.000 There, done. 1.00
00:43:29.000 What are you, Caligula?
00:43:31.000 What are you, Uday Hussein? 1.00
00:43:33.000 You just get to sit there and have sex with the bride on the night of her wedding, then she jumps off the building because she feels so horrible about it? 0.99
00:43:42.000 Ladies, if someone says something inappropriate at work, get over it. 1.00
00:43:47.000 If someone touches you at work, then call the cops.
00:43:52.000 That's assault. 0.98
00:43:53.000 If some guy starts masturbating in front of you and you don't want him to, then say so. 0.98
00:43:58.000 Call the cops. 0.99
00:43:59.000 That's sexual assault. 0.99
00:44:01.000 If some guy says, may I masturbate in front of you and you say yes, sorry. 0.99
00:44:05.000 That ship has sailed. 1.00
00:44:06.000 You just had really gross, lame, consensual sex. 0.99
00:44:11.000 And the person who did that really gross consensual sex should not have to lose 35 million dollars. 0.99
00:44:17.000 If that makes you want to play the smallest violin in the world, why don't you try earning some of your own cash and see how long it takes to get to the big 3-5-0-0-0-0-0-0?
00:44:25.000 Goodbye, I like you more than a friend.
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