Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GET OFF MY LAWN: S6E120

00:00:04.000 Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die.

00:00:11.000 Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die.

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.

00:00:20.000 Gory, what a hell of a way to die.

00:00:24.000 And he ain't gonna jump no more.

00:00:28.000 Is everybody happy?

00:00:30.000 cried the sergeant looking up.

00:00:33.000 Our hero meekly answered yes and then they stood him up.

00:00:37.000 He leaped right out into the blast, his static line unhooked and he ain't gonna jump no more.

00:00:46.000 Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die.

00:00:58.000 And he ain't gonna jump no more.

00:01:02.000 A loo, loo, loo, loo, loo, loo.

00:01:05.000 He counted loud, he counted loud.

00:01:09.000 He waited for the shot.

00:01:10.000 He felt the wind, he felt the gory blow.

00:01:14.000 Thank you.

00:01:15.000 God, I'm so scared of any kind of disrespect or blasphemy ever since God threw me off my motorcycle.

00:01:24.000 I'm cocked.

00:01:26.000 So I feel, was that disrespectful to end that song before it was done, Blood on the Risers?

00:01:33.000 One of my favorite songs.

00:01:34.000 It's a parody of the Battle Hymn of the Republic.

00:01:37.000 It was made big in World War II.

00:01:40.000 And it's just a great example of these soldiers not being dupes.

00:01:45.000 You know the myth that Trump said, oh, I don't like my prisoners getting caught.

00:01:50.000 I like real soldiers or some shit like that.

00:01:52.000 He never said that.

00:01:55.000 The idea that these guys are just blindly going into battle with no idea what the consequences are is kind of a leftist view.

00:02:03.000 And clearly they know damn well how fucking dangerous it is to be a paratrooper.

00:02:08.000 So they wrote that song about it.

00:02:11.000 It's about a paratrooper who jumps off and his legs get tangled up in the...

00:02:17.000 I don't know all the terms.

00:02:21.000 The silk from his reserve spilled out and wrapped around his legs.

00:02:24.000 The risers swung around his neck.

00:02:27.000 Connectors cracked his dome.

00:02:29.000 Suspension lines were tied in knots around his skinny bones.

00:02:32.000 The canopy became his shroud.

00:02:34.000 He hurtled to the ground.

00:02:43.000 They picked him up and poured him from his boots.

00:02:46.000 And he ain't gonna jump no more.

00:02:49.000 So we're not doing a show on Monday.

00:02:51.000 I'm going to be doing Memorial Day stuff.

00:02:53.000 Probably go to the parade, barbecue.

00:02:56.000 I will not be saying Happy Memorial Day because that's Veterans Day.

00:03:00.000 This is Memorial Day, first day of summer.

00:03:03.000 Big day for barbecuing.

00:03:04.000 We'll be barbecuing up a storm.

00:03:06.000 We just redid our deck.

00:03:08.000 Hopefully the pool will be done by then.

00:03:09.000 I doubt it.

00:03:13.000 I think it's important that we say, enjoy your Memorial Day.

00:03:17.000 Sometimes as a joke, I like to say, sad Memorial Day.

00:03:20.000 But I think it's important to say, enjoy your Memorial Day and remember what it's for.

00:03:25.000 Because today is the day we commemorate our heroes, the men who died.

00:03:32.000 I think it started with the Civil War, post-Civil War.

00:03:36.000 We had so many bodies, we needed to start making national graves for them, and the wives and the families would go there every Memorial Day or once a year and, you know, make it nice, trim the grass, put the new flowers there.

00:03:49.000 And then we had World War I and World War II, and it became a major day.

00:03:54.000 But I think a lot of us forget what it's for.

00:03:56.000 It's become the party weekend where you listen to Kid Rock, which you should do.

00:04:01.000 You know, that's why they fought.

00:04:05.000 And I was talking to John Cairns, the Vietnam vet, and I'm like, what about the differentiation between volunteers and those who were drafted?

00:04:13.000 Is it different?

00:04:15.000 And he's like, nope, a bullet's a bullet, as long as you were at your post.

00:04:19.000 And I also said, the guys who didn't, it's not like you were dragged by your neck.

00:04:24.000 Like 75% of the guys who went to Vietnam volunteered.

00:04:28.000 And if you didn't want to go, you could piss off to Canada.

00:04:31.000 So it's not like there were the brave guys who went there and fought and died, and then there was the ones who were dragged against their will screaming.

00:04:37.000 There was plenty who went against their will and remained conscientious objectors, like a lot of medics were those kind of guys.

00:04:44.000 Or have you ever heard of Sergeant Frank, I think it was?

00:04:48.000 Was that his name?

00:04:49.000 Sergeant York?

00:04:50.000 Sergeant York, yeah.

00:04:51.000 There was a big famous movie about him in the 20s, but he was a gigantic six-foot-something redhead who didn't want to go to war.

00:04:59.000 He was a conscientious objector.

00:05:01.000 Does he deserve any less commemoration?

00:05:03.000 Actually, he's a Veterans Day guy because he didn't die in World War I. He's a World War I hero.

00:05:09.000 But he captured 135 Germans and he in one badly confiscated 35 machine guns.

00:05:19.000 And I don't know, people were shorter back then.

00:05:21.000 So being a six foot tall, six foot something redhead was intimidating.

00:05:26.000 But he was a conscientious objector.

00:05:28.000 So my point is, And that's the thing, too, about whether you're drafted or a volunteer, and obviously we outlawed the draft right after Vietnam.

00:05:42.000 You're still incredibly brave, you know, under any circumstance, because you sign up as like a Republican guy for Reagan, and then you get fucking, you know, a Bill Clinton, and you got to go fight some Iraq war.

00:05:53.000 They obviously don't know what wars they're going to, and it could be the stupidest war in the world.

00:06:00.000 like Vietnam was stemming communism but no one seems to think that we should have done that I kind of see that point of Vietnam but I'm I don't think we had any idea what was going on with the Jews until years after that war.

00:06:17.000 We didn't go there to save the Jews from concentration camps.

00:06:20.000 We went there because of Pearl Harbor.

00:06:22.000 And then we decided we all of a sudden hate Japanese, Germans, and Italians.

00:06:29.000 I don't see that as such a noble war.

00:06:31.000 World War I seemed pretty silly.

00:06:32.000 I still can't figure out World War I. A bunch of balkanized aggregations of European countries decided that the other one was going to get to them.

00:06:42.000 Then someone murdered some guy on his way to a party, some guy with a big mustache.

00:06:47.000 And now everyone has to die?

00:06:48.000 Some Hungarian fucking ambassador or something?

00:06:52.000 What was his name again?

00:06:54.000 Archduke of Ferdinand?

00:06:56.000 Yeah.

00:06:56.000 Franz Ferdinand?

00:06:57.000 Yeah.

00:06:59.000 Then you had Korea, which I guess was communism.

00:07:01.000 That makes more sense to me.

00:07:03.000 You know what's a war that everyone assumes was a retarded piece of shit, but it makes perfect sense to me, is the Falklands.

00:07:11.000 What was it?

00:07:12.000 Was it Argentina?

00:07:13.000 Yeah, I think it was the president of Argentina goes, that's ours.

00:07:17.000 And Margaret Thatcher goes, what?

00:07:19.000 No, dude.

00:07:20.000 We got there a fuck of a fucker of a fucking long time ago.

00:07:26.000 And there's nothing there but sheep.

00:07:28.000 So we planted our flag.

00:07:29.000 It's ours.

00:07:30.000 But he was, yeah, Argentina.

00:07:33.000 So he was having some trouble fucking his secretary.

00:07:36.000 He had been caught and it was getting embarrassing.

00:07:39.000 So he decided to create a distraction and started a war.

00:07:43.000 And so I think a thousand people died, according to the punk band Crass.

00:07:46.000 But did she have a choice?

00:07:50.000 Like, what if someone took Puerto Rico?

00:07:52.000 I don't want to die for Puerto Rico, but, you know, it's kind of the rules.

00:07:57.000 Like, what if someone says, I get to use your bathroom in your house, and they just live down the street?

00:08:03.000 You're like, it's not a huge deal.

00:08:05.000 It's just a little bit of pee-pee.

00:08:07.000 He promises never to do a number two.

00:08:09.000 Just a little bit of pee.

00:08:10.000 He's going to come in, use your bathroom, and leave.

00:08:13.000 It's not really worth dying for, but it is.

00:08:16.000 That's your home.

00:08:18.000 They start with the number one, then they go to the number two, then all of a sudden they're in their kitchen, your kitchen, and they're microwaving.

00:08:23.000 Dude, they don't even have to do that.

00:08:25.000 It could just remain pee.

00:08:26.000 Once a week.

00:08:27.000 If someone wants to use your bathroom once a week, and they don't have a good reason, like they're a friend or whatever, that's a hill to die on.

00:08:35.000 I'm sorry.

00:08:36.000 Now, that doesn't mean I support Afghanistan, Iraq.

00:08:39.000 I know I'm pro-Israel, but I do not want a fucking woman with Iran.

00:08:44.000 Netanyahu is a war hawk.

00:08:46.000 Fuck that guy.

00:08:47.000 And plenty of Israelis say the same thing, by the way.

00:08:52.000 Anyway, so this episode is still the God's wheel.

00:08:54.000 We'll see how much Memorial Day he wants to inject into these stories.

00:08:58.000 But a brief Memorial Day intro and outro.

00:09:01.000 And I'll try to keep things nice and long.

00:09:04.000 That's what my urologist says every time I go in for a checkup.

00:09:09.000 And then you could watch half of this today and half of this on Monday.

00:09:16.000 We should be doing Memorial Day stuff anyway on Monday.

00:09:18.000 It's going to be nice out, at least up here.

00:09:20.000 And you're not going back home?

00:09:22.000 No, I'm not.

00:09:23.000 I'll be around here.

00:09:24.000 Because of that letter?

00:09:25.000 That was a joke.

00:09:26.000 No, it was not the joke letter, which I knew it was a joke.

00:09:29.000 My mom's name is not Rhonda or Rhoda, whatever you said it was.

00:09:33.000 Rhoda?

00:09:33.000 Yeah.

00:09:34.000 Well, you've been acting weird ever since that letter, and you stopped visiting your parents every weekend.

00:09:39.000 Well, wasn't I acting weird before that letter, too?

00:09:42.000 No, you've changed.

00:09:48.000 I'm probably going to go to the city and go to the Memorial Day parade there and then come back and have a BBQ.

00:09:53.000 Nice.

00:09:56.000 Tommy Robinson should be out today, folks.

00:10:00.000 That's the good news.

00:10:02.000 But let's remember that the fight is never over.

00:10:05.000 For example, I have a lot of insiders with Mr. Robinson.

00:10:15.000 I'm very happy he's getting out.

00:10:16.000 Unfortunately, he faces more lawfare.

00:10:19.000 I believe he's being released today, although that's not for public.

00:10:22.000 Oops.

00:10:24.000 Well, it wasn't for public knowledge when he sent me this, but this is now published, so it's out.

00:10:29.000 Today he's been charged.

00:10:31.000 So he got charged, when was this?

00:10:35.000 Tuesday.

00:10:37.000 He was charged with harassment and causing fear of violence.

00:10:42.000 So he'll appear in court in June so they can try to get him back into jail.

00:10:47.000 Luckily, your average Brit has had enough of this fucking shit and is fed up.

00:10:53.000 Okay, so that's all the news I had to get to.

00:10:56.000 Yesterday we had this Jewish museum attack.

00:10:59.000 He said free Palestine and went in there shooting people.

00:11:02.000 They conveniently leave out the part where he's Hispanic.

00:11:06.000 Right?

00:11:09.000 Did they mention that?

00:11:10.000 They might not have known yet.

00:11:11.000 I think that just came out.

00:11:13.000 Dude, Jesse Pierce is taken into custody because he burned his diploma?

00:11:20.000 No, that's not what this is about.

00:11:23.000 Anyway, no, I think they're avoiding the fact that it was Hispanic.

00:11:26.000 That's even right-wing news.

00:11:29.000 I've got to say, I've been wearing this World War II helmet.

00:11:33.000 Or whatever this is, for about six minutes now, and my head is as itchy as a hundred Ant-Mans running through my scalp.

00:11:46.000 That seems kind of disrespectful.

00:11:48.000 Hold on a second.

00:11:49.000 Hum, hum, hum.

00:12:05.000 And it's not glory, glory, what a hell of a way to die.

00:12:10.000 It's gory, gory.

00:12:13.000 I got kind of a military World War II haircut.

00:12:18.000 So they know what they're getting into, is my point.

00:12:22.000 Young men.

00:12:26.000 Okay, I have some South Africa stuff, because everyone's talking about that.

00:12:30.000 Of course, we were there first.

00:12:32.000 I'm reluctant to get into it in case God will just send me there with racism.

00:12:36.000 What do you think?

00:12:37.000 Every time I remotely question him, it goes real bad.

00:12:42.000 And my elbows still hurt from the wipeout.

00:12:45.000 I also hope it is not disrespectful on Memorial Day weekend to open mail.

00:12:52.000 I'm treating it like Christmas.

00:12:55.000 This town is so white they consider Christmas partying.

00:12:58.000 But let's do it.

00:12:59.000 Yeah.

00:13:00.000 Right?

00:13:00.000 Yeah.

00:13:01.000 They didn't want us not to open our mail.

00:13:02.000 And by the way, speaking of World War II, thank you to the black women for improving our morale to the point where we won the war by organizing our mail.

00:13:12.000 They're the real heroes.

00:13:16.000 We're looking into the new date for the Pittsburgh show.

00:13:21.000 It'll just be me.

00:13:22.000 I think I'll record a special probably around July 18th.

00:13:25.000 I'm thinking.

00:13:26.000 And, uh, uh, I'm going to film it, make it a special.

00:13:33.000 Because I'm going to take a fucking bath.

00:13:36.000 Every one of your tickets for the show that I didn't get to, they're valid.

00:13:44.000 So I'm going to sell new ones cheaper, like 20 bucks.

00:13:48.000 I don't think I'll sell that many of those.

00:13:49.000 And I go to Josh, what's the guarantee?

00:13:51.000 Like, what do I have to pay the venue?

00:13:53.000 He goes, just give them like two or three grand.

00:13:55.000 Oh!

00:13:57.000 Okay, so maybe I'll sell 100 tickets, $2,000 to go do a free show.

00:14:02.000 Alrighty.

00:14:03.000 Okay, that's quite a bit.

00:14:06.000 Here's a Christmas card from the Lawrence family.

00:14:10.000 That's kind of weird.

00:14:12.000 Add these two kids to your Google Doc.

00:14:14.000 Oh, it's not a Google Doc, but I appreciate that.

00:14:17.000 This is people I made have babies.

00:14:20.000 I also want to put together a whole list of people I red-pilled.

00:14:25.000 Because I think it includes Conor McGregor, His coach, Nick Fuentes, Lily, Jake Shields, Sam Hyde, and everyone around Sam Hyde, Jay Johnston.

00:14:41.000 It's a hell of a list that I red-pilled.

00:14:46.000 And some of them are not happy about it.

00:14:48.000 Some of them enjoyed the bliss of ignorance.

00:14:53.000 But through, like, they told two friends, oops.

00:14:57.000 Look at that.

00:14:58.000 I pulled out a little tie clip.

00:15:01.000 Larry Flint's Hustler Club.

00:15:03.000 Okay, I think that's a tie clip.

00:15:06.000 And it's a letter, folks.

00:15:09.000 Money clip.

00:15:10.000 Gavin includes a money clip my ex gave me when she worked at the club as a stripper.

00:15:14.000 She was also a raging feminist.

00:15:16.000 Go figure.

00:15:16.000 I've seen that a lot.

00:15:18.000 That's why they call it sex work.

00:15:20.000 It's liberating.

00:15:21.000 It's empowering.

00:15:22.000 Because they go, these guys are fawning all over me and I'm taking their money.

00:15:26.000 Yeah.

00:15:26.000 You're taking their money on their terms.

00:15:30.000 I'm a dominatrix.

00:15:32.000 I whip these guys.

00:15:34.000 Yeah, because they told you to, and they enjoy pain.

00:15:38.000 So you're not exactly dominating them when they tell you at what time, where, and how to be dominated.

00:15:47.000 Go to their house on Thanksgiving and start whipping them as the rest of the family screams.

00:15:53.000 Now you're in control I met a beautiful girl in the next time we traveled because you got married became Christians and Credit to Elijah Schaefer, who I think I also red-pilled, so back to me.

00:16:06.000 And I have a 15-month daughter who is kick-ass.

00:16:08.000 We were finally in a place where we decided to take a jump and move from Michigan to Greenville, South Carolina.

00:16:13.000 Holy shit, we may meet you there one day.

00:16:18.000 We had traveled and stayed in Greenville on one of our trips and loved it.

00:16:22.000 Imagine my surprise when I heard the Ant-Man lives here.

00:16:24.000 My family and I will be blah, blah, blah.

00:16:26.000 Keep it a great fight.

00:16:27.000 I'll be introducing my dad to GML on the road trip down as the girls are flying separate.

00:16:32.000 Love you, G-Dog.

00:16:32.000 We're working on baby number two.

00:16:34.000 So I guess I'll just be gay.

00:16:35.000 Feel free to read this on the air.

00:16:37.000 A little late.

00:16:39.000 It's red on the air, my friend.

00:16:40.000 It's red on the air.

00:16:43.000 Let me just separate the garbage from the GIFs.

00:16:47.000 Maybe that's the theme of this Memorial Day episode.

00:16:51.000 Separate the garbage from the gifts.

00:16:58.000 It's kind of weird, right?

00:16:59.000 Like, you want to enjoy yourself because you know that's what they fought for.

00:17:03.000 But at the same time, you don't want to be disrespectful.

00:17:06.000 So it's like, have fun, but not too much fun.

00:17:10.000 Sad Memorial Day.

00:17:13.000 Memorial Day weekend.

00:17:15.000 Someone sent a book.

00:17:20.000 It's like a homework assignment.

00:17:22.000 I'm from Canarsie and used to bartend in Williamsburg.

00:17:24.000 I'm now a mailman in Indiana.

00:17:26.000 I listen to Compound Censored six hours a day.

00:17:28.000 I broke my ankle.

00:17:29.000 It was off work, so I wrote this novel.

00:17:31.000 No fiction is gay, but I appreciate what you add to the culture.

00:17:34.000 I tried to mimic that in my way.

00:17:35.000 The novel is on Amazon.

00:17:36.000 I mentioned you and Anthony and Jim Goat in the book.

00:17:39.000 Well, that's an incentive to check it out.

00:17:43.000 We'll see what we can do with that.

00:17:46.000 What's this package?

00:17:52.000 I cannot recommend having a tiny knife on your keychain, by the way.

00:17:56.000 Enough.

00:17:56.000 Okay.

00:17:58.000 It is really fantastic.

00:18:01.000 You know what else is one of my favorite things?

00:18:03.000 I have reading glasses that have lights on them.

00:18:06.000 and they are strength three.

00:18:12.000 I've been meaning to mention this because I enjoy minutiae occasionally on the show.

00:18:19.000 I cannot buy three strength reading glasses.

00:18:24.000 Now, I know those are fucking insane.

00:18:26.000 Your eyes look like this when you blink.

00:18:28.000 But I like when I'm reading, looking at a coffee table book or art, and I want to see the filament of the pulp.

00:18:34.000 I want to see every fucking line, especially line art.

00:18:38.000 Because I used to do that, so I'm very interested in the penmanship and the curves of every drawing.

00:18:45.000 And for that, you need monsters.

00:18:47.000 And I go to the pharmacy, and it's only up to 2.5.

00:18:51.000 No threes available anymore.

00:18:53.000 There used to be, right?

00:18:55.000 So I go, oh, whatever, I'll go on Amazon.

00:18:57.000 They're probably cheaper.

00:18:58.000 They have them.

00:18:59.000 They're listed, the threes.

00:19:01.000 I click on it, not available in your area.

00:19:04.000 And then I click on a bunch of those.

00:19:06.000 And I keep getting that.

00:19:09.000 Here's my theory.

00:19:10.000 They're like, you can't handle that shit, dude.

00:19:13.000 Yeah, I bet.

00:19:14.000 You're going to go blind.

00:19:16.000 Let me go blind.

00:19:17.000 Isn't that my prerogative?

00:19:19.000 Let me stare at the sun.

00:19:22.000 So something weird is going on with that.

00:19:24.000 I cannot get my favorite things.

00:19:26.000 And it's these glasses.

00:19:28.000 Alright, what is this now?

00:19:32.000 Bacon Support Awareness.

00:19:34.000 Bacon Awareness Support.

00:19:36.000 It's weird when the words are out of order.

00:19:38.000 This is like an AIDS ribbon, but it's bacon.

00:19:40.000 That's beautiful.

00:19:41.000 These are Alaska Design Studios.

00:19:42.000 I guess we're giving them a free ad.

00:19:45.000 And what do they got?

00:19:46.000 Huge Rock Cafe, Denali, Alaska.

00:19:50.000 Okay, okay.

00:19:51.000 That's fun.

00:19:52.000 This is a good way to get a free ad.

00:19:54.000 Our ads are like 500 bucks.

00:19:55.000 So you just send me some shit and you get a free one.

00:19:57.000 Here we go.

00:19:58.000 The Huge Rock.

00:20:01.000 And, oh, there's a note here.

00:20:03.000 Unless I assume it'd be huge rocking.

00:20:05.000 Oh, more stuff.

00:20:06.000 It's funny, when someone has, like, a warehouse, just grabbing stuff off shelves takes zero effort.

00:20:12.000 But then you end up with 700 things.

00:20:15.000 Thank you for that.

00:20:16.000 Okay, okay.

00:20:17.000 Got a whole catalog here.

00:20:19.000 Very eager chap.

00:20:20.000 And he said, Gavin, enjoy the shirts, decals, and magnets.

00:20:26.000 This is my smartest reply to all the pretentious look-what-I-support ribbons and the Huge Rock Cafe.

00:20:30.000 Another joke I came up with.

00:20:31.000 This has gone over everybody's head.

00:20:33.000 They all ask, where is this place?

00:20:34.000 It's just a tribute to the Huge Rock Denali.

00:20:37.000 It will always be Mount McKinney to me.

00:20:39.000 Mount McKinley to me.

00:20:40.000 Love the show.

00:20:41.000 Alaska boy.

00:20:42.000 Okay.

00:20:43.000 Okay.

00:20:44.000 That's fun.

00:20:48.000 There's one I'm saving for last because I'm very excited about it.

00:20:52.000 Where's this one?

00:20:54.000 Where's this from?

00:20:58.000 Farmland, Indiana.

00:21:00.000 I don't know anything about Indiana, and we seem to get it a lot.

00:21:04.000 They played the Knicks recently.

00:21:06.000 Ooh, what is this now?

00:21:08.000 Ooh!

00:21:12.000 Look at that!

00:21:15.000 It's a big fancy walking stick that looks like a bone.

00:21:21.000 Draw as a bone.

00:21:24.000 That's cool.

00:21:27.000 It's got little things on it.

00:21:28.000 Alright, that's a lot of fun.

00:21:30.000 Looks like Christmas here.

00:21:32.000 And here's another one.

00:21:36.000 Ooh, this one's got a bird which is the bald eagle head.

00:21:39.000 Oh, very nice.

00:21:40.000 Look at that.

00:21:43.000 Cool.

00:21:47.000 Oh, I just broke it.

00:21:49.000 Just kidding.

00:21:51.000 The bird, which is the bald eagle, is for Gavin, and the bone is for Matty.

00:21:56.000 They are not perfect.

00:21:57.000 The bone looks like a ball sack, and the eagle is not realistic, but it's folk art, so yeah, it's cheap.

00:22:03.000 If you would like any modifications, just send them back.

00:22:06.000 Imagine I did that.

00:22:07.000 Yeah, could you work on the beak a little bit more, please?

00:22:11.000 really disappointing um uh I'll get it done.

00:22:18.000 Thank you for never giving up and continuing to entertain and inform us.

00:22:21.000 And that guy is Aaron Overti or something.

00:22:25.000 Okay, I think we're pretty much done here with this one last box.

00:22:30.000 Oh, this is what I was saving.

00:22:32.000 Paleface merch.

00:22:33.000 So I used to put out, when I had a label with Vice, we used to put out this band called Vietnam.

00:22:38.000 And I remember the guys from...

00:22:43.000 LED sound system?

00:22:44.000 What are they called again?

00:22:45.000 LCD.

00:22:45.000 LCD sound system.

00:22:47.000 They go, don't make the same mistake JFK did.

00:22:51.000 Get out of Vietnam now.

00:22:53.000 They were pretty big though, Vietnam.

00:22:55.000 I remember them.

00:22:56.000 Yeah.

00:22:57.000 So it appears we have the greatest shirts ever made.

00:23:02.000 No offense to Huge Rock.

00:23:05.000 But are you guys ready for this?

00:23:07.000 Because I heard rumors of these.

00:23:09.000 I never seen them.

00:23:10.000 I ain't never seen him in person.

00:23:17.000 Ready for this?

00:23:19.000 Are you ready?

00:23:20.000 Yeah.

00:23:21.000 Yeah.

00:23:28.000 Paleface Mercantile.

00:23:29.000 All lives matter.

00:23:32.000 Holy shit.

00:23:34.000 That is so awesome.

00:23:37.000 Because people don't know how to handle it.

00:23:39.000 It'd be great to wear these to one of those boomer, like, honk-if-you-hate-trump things and just be like, hey, man, I'm here to support you guys.

00:23:47.000 Are they all larges?

00:23:48.000 Yes.

00:23:48.000 They're very good quality, too.

00:23:51.000 Same thing, really?

00:23:52.000 Yep.

00:23:57.000 What's this one now?

00:23:58.000 Another sticker there.

00:24:05.000 What does that say?

00:24:06.000 Old Douglas.

00:24:08.000 That's the camel guy.

00:24:09.000 And then it says, the last great confederate camel.

00:24:13.000 And on the back, it says, Old Douglas was the faithful patient camel of the 43rd MS Entry of all CSA.

00:24:23.000 Douglas was a drone dairy camel and was given to Colonel W.H. Moore by Lieutenant W.H. Hargrove of Company B. Moore assigned Douglas.

00:24:34.000 Did you hear any of that?

00:24:35.000 Yeah.

00:24:37.000 Well, that's what we should wear today.

00:24:39.000 That's a real guy, right?

00:24:42.000 Look that up.

00:24:44.000 I mean, a real camel.

00:24:46.000 Look up Confederate camel.

00:24:49.000 I mean, Memorial Day started with the Civil War.

00:24:53.000 And what does that just say?

00:24:55.000 Paleface Mercantile.

00:24:56.000 So that's the name of the company.

00:24:57.000 Paleface Mercantile.

00:24:59.000 Well, that's my new favorite brand.

00:25:04.000 Old Douglas.

00:25:05.000 Yeah, it's a real thing.

00:25:07.000 Let's see them.

00:25:15.000 Got a grave over here.

00:25:23.000 Probably a big boat.

00:25:25.000 Ship them?

00:25:25.000 Yeah, big boat back then probably, right?

00:25:27.000 Let's ship some camels over and then just have a...

00:25:35.000 The mantis shrimp didn't pan out.

00:25:38.000 All right.

00:25:39.000 We're ready to start the show.

00:25:45.000 Let's do this.

00:25:48.000 Are you ready?

00:25:50.000 Yeah, I'm ready.

00:25:50.000 I'll say the South African stuff.

00:25:52.000 I hope God gets to it.

00:25:55.000 I'm going to assume there's going to be Memorial Day bent to things, but if not, We'll try to crowbar it in ourselves.

00:26:04.000 Alright.

00:26:05.000 Let's do this.

00:26:09.000 The God Wheel.

00:26:11.000 The God Wheel.

00:26:16.000 Alright, go to the close-up of me.

00:26:20.000 What do we do here?

00:26:21.000 Put the helmet to the other side, maybe?

00:26:23.000 That works.

00:26:29.000 Like that.

00:26:30.000 We'll just have to hide the mic stand.

00:26:32.000 We can live with that.

00:26:35.000 We'll promote the soldiers over the logo.

00:26:40.000 I mean, I like that kind of church music, but you can't really dance to it.

00:26:50.000 Do people put that on when they're cleaning their room?

00:26:54.000 I gotta say, I got a text from Lily.

00:26:57.000 She's on a plane right now, and her fucking Tim Dillon episode was one of the funnest episodes we've ever had.

00:27:05.000 But I was walking through the South Bronx while I was talking to her and I was like, we are currently at a 100% rate for blacks and crocs.

00:27:14.000 Not 99. 100% of African American people of color...

00:27:30.000 I hate them on kids.

00:27:31.000 I obviously hate the shoe.

00:27:33.000 That's a given, right?

00:27:34.000 But it's just like, you look like a lazy fucking clown.

00:27:38.000 Hey, if you're a chef or you're washing your boat, I can find room to forgive you.

00:27:43.000 I'm preparing myself to forgive you.

00:27:46.000 But like, on a plane, you're in Crocs?

00:27:52.000 It's a joke from idiocracy.

00:27:55.000 You're a joke.

00:27:56.000 And then that's, of course, we have the sweatpants that can't handle the weight of an iPhone, so they're constantly falling down and getting picked up.

00:28:04.000 And then you'll have an adult with his anti-social social club shirt or some fucking fake Yves Saint Laurent sweatshirt.

00:28:12.000 And then the hair with the tarantula legs.

00:28:17.000 I mean, you see it in cop videos, but I've had enough.

00:28:23.000 All right.

00:28:24.000 G-Dog.

00:28:25.000 G-O-G-G-Dog.

00:28:27.000 G-Dog-O-G.

00:28:29.000 Let's do it.

00:28:41.000 Okay.

00:28:46.000 You want to do Black's Behaving Badly?

00:28:49.000 Okay.

00:28:55.000 Let's start from yesterday's notes.

00:29:00.000 Actually, that could include South Africa.

00:29:03.000 That could.

00:29:04.000 That would more be racism, I guess.

00:29:06.000 But no, they are behaving very, very badly.

00:29:09.000 Okay, good.

00:29:10.000 I think this is God's way of saying we're good now.

00:29:12.000 or even after the motorcycle thing.

00:29:15.000 I want to hear what you got.

00:29:18.000 Do your thing, is what he's saying.

00:29:20.000 Okay, God.

00:29:20.000 I'll do my thing.

00:29:22.000 And my thing is, today's notes, 1-5, so was it Wednesday?

00:29:30.000 Yeah, Wednesday, Trump pulled out a video and he showed that there is a massive problem with genocide of white farmers going on.

00:29:43.000 It's not genocide.

00:29:44.000 I've noticed a lot of Jews getting mad, even my friends getting mad at the word genocide.

00:29:47.000 I think they want to keep like Holocaust genocide to themselves.

00:29:52.000 What is a genocide?

00:29:53.000 To me, a genocide is specifically targeting a particular demographic for murder.

00:30:01.000 Because you want, it's ethnic cleansing.

00:30:03.000 I don't know if there's a difference between ethnic cleansing and genocide.

00:30:08.000 But it is a well thought out mass murder.

00:30:12.000 And it is fucking bizarre seeing the left bend over backwards to find excuses for this.

00:30:22.000 Horrific murders.

00:30:23.000 If you go to the Compound Censored Twitter account, you can see a link to Katie Hopkins and Lauren Southern's documentaries.

00:30:30.000 They're not for the faint of heart.

00:30:32.000 Do not watch them if you're eating dinner.

00:30:34.000 But suffice to say that it's really bad.

00:30:38.000 But what these dummies are doing now is they're ignoring per capita.

00:30:42.000 And they go, there's lots of murders in South Africa, okay?

00:30:46.000 It's the murder capital of the world right now.

00:30:47.000 And most of the people dying are black.

00:30:50.000 Yeah.

00:30:53.000 Like, most lions that get bit to death are killed by lions.

00:30:59.000 Polar bears eat polar bears, especially if they don't like the cubs or if they're hungry.

00:31:03.000 These animals, rats are constantly eating rats.

00:31:06.000 So, yes, blacks in South Africa are constantly killing other blacks, but the whites do a little bit better than them.

00:31:14.000 I'm not even getting the per capita argument yet.

00:31:18.000 A fair amount better than them because they have the most insane security systems.

00:31:23.000 Every South African's home, every white South African's home, I should say, looks like a prison.

00:31:29.000 It's got steel gates.

00:31:30.000 It's got razor wire.

00:31:32.000 It's got electric wire and electric fences.

00:31:37.000 And then there's guns and all kinds.

00:31:39.000 And there's different layers.

00:31:40.000 And then even if they can make it to the house, the rooms have bars.

00:31:45.000 The rooms are individually locked.

00:31:48.000 And yes, they managed to live.

00:31:50.000 So it's like saying that the people in Walking Dead, they're fine.

00:31:56.000 Most of the people that are doing badly in Walking Dead are zombies.

00:32:00.000 Yeah.

00:32:01.000 But that doesn't mean that there's not a problem going on.

00:32:06.000 Just because it's sort of like the war on Christmas in a sense.

00:32:08.000 They go, well, Christmas is still around.

00:32:11.000 Yeah.

00:32:12.000 It's not doing great.

00:32:15.000 It's getting attacked.

00:32:16.000 No, even if it is doing great, it still doesn't mean it's not being attacked.

00:32:19.000 And then, of course, the per capita argument, which has become the most complex mathematical concept since E equals MC squared, which is, there's obviously not a lot of white, well, there's a lot of white farmers in the farming community, but as far as, like, the population of any city, any country, anywhere, yeah, the farmers are going to be a small portion of that because they need lots and lots of land.

00:32:43.000 You go to the projects and you can fit 10,000 Puerto Ricans in one building.

00:32:48.000 You go to rural Wisconsin and there's only a few dairy farmers every 100 miles.

00:32:55.000 Can you grasp that concept?

00:32:57.000 Okay, now I have something else to try to explain to you.

00:33:00.000 People are getting in their vehicles and going out to those Wisconsin dairy farmers and torturing them to death with The complicity of the South African government.

00:33:12.000 Go, do it.

00:33:13.000 Shoot the ball.

00:33:14.000 Shoot to kill.

00:33:16.000 And we've seen, I think it's in the Lauren Southern documentary, you see them with these strange sticks sticking out of their backpack?

00:33:21.000 Those are very expensive pieces of technology that are cell phone jammers.

00:33:25.000 They have been supplied by the South African government.

00:33:29.000 I mean, it's the president there, Cyril, what's his name?

00:33:35.000 Rampaposa?

00:33:37.000 He's not a communist, but he's a socialist.

00:33:40.000 Same thing.

00:33:42.000 Everyone's putting it on Julius Malema.

00:33:44.000 Is that his name?

00:33:46.000 Yeah, Julius Malema.

00:33:47.000 And saying he's the head of the Communist Party.

00:33:49.000 Of course he wants to take all the land and then repackage it and decide who gets what.

00:33:54.000 From a black doctor's apartment to a rich mogul's compound.

00:34:03.000 That doesn't mean Cyril isn't talking about the same kind of shit.

00:34:06.000 Cyril's also talking about land claims.

00:34:08.000 So, to say most of the crime is not the white farmers is the dumbest fucking thing in the world.

00:34:15.000 Alright?

00:34:15.000 They are maybe white farmers, not just whites.

00:34:18.000 They do that too.

00:34:20.000 They go, whites are doing fine.

00:34:22.000 How are white farmers doing?

00:34:24.000 We didn't just say whites.

00:34:25.000 But you guys all know this.

00:34:27.000 Anyway, let's watch the American leftist media trip over themselves to defend this, because someone up top told them to say the word ambush.

00:34:36.000 I assume you've seen this, but let's record it for posterity.

00:34:38.000 The dramatic scene in the Oval Office today, the tense confrontation, President Trump ambushing the president of South Africa.

00:34:45.000 Next!

00:34:45.000 Another Oval Office meltdown.

00:34:47.000 President Trump ambushing the president of South Africa.

00:34:50.000 President Trump is being accused of conducting something of a diplomatic ambush of South Africa's president in the Oval Office.

00:34:56.000 To be with you, I'm Katie Turner.

00:34:57.000 President Trump orchestrated another Oval Office ambush today.

00:35:01.000 Today, Donald Trump meeting with the president of South Africa and attempting to ambush and humiliate that leader.

00:35:08.000 Zelensky territory, where essentially he was a bit ambushed inside the Oval Office.

00:35:14.000 There must be a code when they get these dictums where the word we really want you to say will be in bold and read.

00:35:22.000 Because I assume, I've heard that the DNC puts out like a newsletter and it pretends just to be a newsletter, but it really is talking points for the leftist media that day.

00:35:31.000 But of all the words, they all chose ambush.

00:35:35.000 This is just like collusion, existential threat.

00:35:40.000 So the magic word must be bold.

00:35:43.000 Or bold red.

00:35:45.000 Red ink costs a little bit more.

00:35:47.000 You know what I mean?

00:35:48.000 Yeah.

00:35:50.000 And it's even possible that it also says, make sure you say the word ambush.

00:35:55.000 Because you know these dummies might not be able to handle a clue as simple as bold.

00:35:59.000 But go ahead.

00:36:28.000 Amazing.

00:36:28.000 This is what's so great about Twitter.

00:36:30.000 When they fuck up like this, we can shove it in their face.

00:36:35.000 CNN would like you to know that shoot the boar, shoot to kill, kill the farmer.

00:36:42.000 What did farmers have to do with apartheid?

00:36:45.000 Wasn't that more of a bureaucratic, you know, urban thing?

00:36:52.000 I don't think the farmers were heavily involved in apartheid.

00:36:55.000 But CNN says that that chant is an anti-apartheid chant.

00:37:00.000 And if you want to know why, why just talk to the experts in Kenya?

00:37:07.000 Want to know about Canada?

00:37:09.000 You may want to ask someone in Scotland.

00:37:13.000 There has been debate over that song, that anti-apartheid chant.

00:37:19.000 And for people who don't have a historical context, it does potentially appear more literal.

00:37:27.000 Talk to us about the debate that has happened inside of South Africa with the recognition of how it appears to people when they hear those words.

00:37:37.000 Look at their serious faces.

00:37:40.000 It is an inflammatory song, without a doubt.

00:37:44.000 And many in South Africa, even black South Africans, don't think it should be sung.

00:37:49.000 In a post-apartheid world, 30 years plus after apartheid.

00:37:53.000 But there are many who grew up under those years of white minority rule who understand the historical context of their song, Kill the Boar, Kill the Farmer, that Julius Malema has made popular again.

00:38:05.000 It sort of fell into disuse.

00:38:06.000 It's not been that commonly sung after the end of apartheid in 1994.

00:38:10.000 But it's brought it back again to reanimate the issue of the majority of land in South Africa still being owned.

00:38:21.000 I mean, that's a real stretch.

00:38:25.000 And the implication there is that it was willed to them.

00:38:29.000 They didn't earn it.

00:38:30.000 It was stolen from the blacks.

00:38:32.000 We've said this 900 times.

00:38:34.000 There was no land ownership there.

00:38:36.000 It's not really arable.

00:38:38.000 It's sort of like the Clive and Bundy terrain, with tumbleweeds everywhere, and they managed to irrigate it and create farmland, which was a miracle.

00:38:47.000 And now I want it back.

00:38:48.000 Now, there were some Zulus down there.

00:38:52.000 Would Pat Buchanan say, who would integrate better into American culture, a thousand Englishmen or a thousand Zulus?

00:38:57.000 There were some Zulus, and as AIU will point out, the old, what is it now, Bota's, they learned, Peter Bota and the grandfathers of, the founding fathers of that country, they learned Zulu and corresponded with the Zulus.

00:39:15.000 And they bought the land fair and square.

00:39:17.000 I heard it was legal to kill Zulus.

00:39:20.000 It was for a moment after the Zulus completely ignored a peace and land negotiation where they agreed to sell them this land and not fight anymore.

00:39:31.000 And then the Zulus at the signing chopped everyone's heads off.

00:39:34.000 We said all right.

00:39:35.000 Well now it's on So one seven is is I think it's the Krasenstein brothers who have been hired to you know create dissent with the right and the left and I've already explained the problem with this rationale.

00:39:57.000 I think one of the reasons God is sending us here on Memorial Day is to say, this is not what our guys died for.

00:40:03.000 I know this is South Africa, but what he's saying is, here in America, this idea of scoffing at the Gentiles.

00:40:14.000 So, facts.

00:40:16.000 White people make up 7.3% of South Africa's population, but they account for just 1.8% of all murder victims.

00:40:23.000 Now, that is because of their razor wire, and you've skipped from the white farmers over the white people.

00:40:32.000 So now you get all those rich Cape Town residents who can afford security.

00:40:38.000 That means black South Africans are far more likely to be murdered than whites by a wide margin.

00:40:43.000 The data proves it.

00:40:44.000 Trump's fear-mongering isn't just fake.

00:40:47.000 It's designed to stoke racial division, which is exactly what he's doing right here.

00:40:55.000 And then a common retort I've noticed is right below that tweet, where they go, what about these white farmers that killed a black boy?

00:41:03.000 And they were prosecuted for it.

00:41:05.000 Click on that.

00:41:07.000 Now, can you imagine the kangaroo courts that go on?

00:41:10.000 Intentionally inflicted grievous bodily harm on Victor Molotwa.

00:41:13.000 It must be appreciated that whether the grievous bodily harm is in fact inflicted on the victim is immaterial in determining.

00:41:23.000 I don't want to interrupt the trial.

00:41:25.000 Sorry, Judge.

00:41:26.000 Could you tell me what 111 plus 17 is?

00:41:33.000 Sorry, Judge, one more question, and I'm sorry to interrupt, but what is a palindrome?

00:41:39.000 It is in question.

00:41:41.000 The pair were also found guilty of attempted murder, defeating the course of justice, kidnapping, and intimidation.

00:41:48.000 Video was posted on the Internet last year, showing Molotwa begging for his life after he was shoved into a coffin.

00:41:54.000 Oestezen and Jackson threatened to pour petrol over him and burn him alive.

00:41:58.000 They told the court their intention was to teach Mulotswa a lesson for trespassing on their farm, but meant him no harm.

00:42:07.000 Mulotswa, who is unemployed, said he's relieved his ordeal is finally over.

00:42:12.000 I feel good.

00:42:13.000 I feel good about what has happened today.

00:42:16.000 Just like we did, we wanted justice.

00:42:18.000 They were found guilty.

00:42:19.000 That's what exactly we're looking for.

00:42:21.000 Racism cases have increasingly appeared in South African courts.

00:42:24.000 Okay, so that's enough.

00:42:25.000 Kangaroo court.

00:42:27.000 Yes, they humiliated him after they caught him stealing from their crops.

00:42:31.000 It wasn't one sunflower.

00:42:33.000 It was rampant destruction of their crops.

00:42:36.000 They could have just shot him, but they would humiliate him, threaten him, whatever works, right?

00:42:43.000 And eventually they tied his hands behind his back and put him in the back of the truck and said, we're going to the police station.

00:42:50.000 Fair and square.

00:42:52.000 He was so scared of getting arrested and betting in trouble with his grandmama that he jumped out of a moving truck and smashed his head against a tree.

00:43:03.000 The kangaroo courts took that as murder and they said they beat him to death and put him in a coffin alive while screaming.

00:43:11.000 Conflating like the intimidation of earlier with the death later and their shitty justice system.

00:43:18.000 Of course, it was appealed and they got out.

00:43:21.000 And then when they got out, it was like, this is more evidence of white lives mattering more than black.

00:43:26.000 No, this is more evidence of you can't go to jail for trying to take someone to the police station to arrest them after a silly humiliation ritual.

00:43:36.000 So that's what happened there.

00:43:38.000 A very difficult thing to research, by the way.

00:43:41.000 I had to subscribe to like Zimbabwe News and pay their $1.99 a month to get that information.

00:43:48.000 Because it's well hidden by the government.

00:43:51.000 That's the other thing you have to understand.

00:43:52.000 Just like Palestine and Israel, the news you're getting is state-funded on both sides.

00:43:59.000 So when you get some bullshit stat like the Krasentine brothers like to talk about, it's horse shit.

00:44:08.000 And then how does that end up here?

00:44:13.000 See, this is the interesting thing and the tie that goes from South Africa to here.

00:44:18.000 It's a global problem, but it's still problematic here, where, as I discussed with Anthony on Wednesday, white men suck.

00:44:25.000 They're terrible because they vote red.

00:44:28.000 Every other group rocks.

00:44:31.000 And like gay white men, I wouldn't count, right?

00:44:33.000 So everyone else votes blue.

00:44:36.000 So let's aim all our attention at white men, white people, but white men, maybe some Christian females.

00:44:44.000 So the way you do this, Then we go, but wait a minute, what about all this black crime and blacks behaving badly?

00:44:51.000 And they go, that's the white people.

00:44:55.000 Lying to you and beating them up and torturing them.

00:44:59.000 Then the dummies, disproportionately female, go, that sucks.

00:45:05.000 I hate that they do that.

00:45:06.000 Can I see some examples?

00:45:08.000 And so we have what we call white woman porn.

00:45:12.000 And if you go to 2-0, you can see the world.

00:45:16.000 That they want to exist because it explains black failure and it also vilifies whites and that's what we've been told to do to get the DNC votes.

00:45:27.000 Can we just take a little mini Jew break?

00:45:29.000 So I know the anti-Semites watching right now are like, yeah, because of Jews, Gavin.

00:45:35.000 Give us an example of this anti-white shit or this white altruism or this white self-hatred before the end of World War II.

00:45:43.000 Okay.

00:45:44.000 I will.

00:45:45.000 The war on slavery.

00:45:47.000 Whites have always been self-defeating and altruistic, and they feel bad about every other person's suffering.

00:45:55.000 No other group is like this.

00:45:59.000 I remember, you know that book Unbroken with Louis Zamperini?

00:46:04.000 There was a brutal guard there called The Bird.

00:46:07.000 Digged him up.

00:46:08.000 The Bird, 60 Minutes, World War II, POW.

00:46:13.000 He was a horrific POW camp officer who would torture our guys to death.

00:46:20.000 Back to Memorial Day, thanks God.

00:46:23.000 And so they tracked him down.

00:46:25.000 And Louis Zamperini's goal, by the way, was to find this fucking guy and kill him.

00:46:30.000 And he went to Japan to do it, and then he found Christ and decided not to.

00:46:33.000 But when they confronted the bird, he was like, what is all this attention for?

00:46:39.000 Aren't you the POW camp?

00:46:42.000 Officer who tortured people to death?

00:46:44.000 And he's like, yeah, what?

00:46:48.000 Okay, see if you can fast forward to the bird.

00:46:57.000 That's Louie.

00:47:02.000 Is the bird on this?

00:47:04.000 Oh, there he is.

00:47:05.000 Watch how apologetic he is.

00:47:10.000 He was disliked.

00:47:12.000 He was hated by all MCO in Omori, Japanese MCO.

00:47:20.000 Why?

00:47:21.000 Why?

00:47:22.000 No, no, no, no question.

00:47:27.000 Okay, that's not him.

00:47:28.000 That's the one who hated him.

00:47:29.000 He is so violent.

00:47:30.000 But he might be coming up.

00:47:32.000 In late 1944, Japanese officers brought Zamperini into central Tokyo to Radio Japan.

00:47:39.000 And they made him an offer he really couldn't refuse, knowing that Zamperini had...

00:47:45.000 She built a shrine for him.

00:47:46.000 But the bird wasn't dead.

00:47:48.000 And he isn't.

00:47:50.000 There he is.

00:47:51.000 This is Mitsuhiro Watanabe.

00:47:53.000 Okay, stop.

00:47:54.000 And this is the first...

00:47:57.000 White ethnomasochism.

00:47:59.000 We feel terrible about everything.

00:48:01.000 No one else has this gene.

00:48:04.000 And to blame it on the Jews is fucking weak.

00:48:06.000 Because what did we do?

00:48:08.000 We abolished slavery.

00:48:09.000 What did we do when we went to India?

00:48:11.000 Way before World War II and the JQ.

00:48:16.000 We saw the Sati fires where they were burning their widows because why would a woman want to live after her husband died?

00:48:22.000 So all the widows were burned at the stake.

00:48:25.000 Like that was just a norm, obviously.

00:48:27.000 That's what you do.

00:48:28.000 You'd like kill a baby chick if the mother goose died.

00:48:32.000 Actually, no.

00:48:32.000 What do whites do?

00:48:33.000 they take it in and they build a little hat and a little aquarium.

00:48:37.000 So, We demanded they stop this centuries-long tradition because it's unethical, because we were worried about these brown widows.

00:48:50.000 We lost lots of men, by the way.

00:48:53.000 The British lost thousands of men in Africa fighting the African warlords who insisted on continuing slavery after Britain had abolished it.

00:49:03.000 And then what did we do?

00:49:04.000 We had a massive civil war.

00:49:08.000 Ostensibly, at least in part, about slavery.

00:49:11.000 So it was, I don't like that little lump there.

00:49:14.000 It was a war where we said, this is mean, let's stop it.

00:49:19.000 And we sacrificed 5 million of our own men by today's population to stop that injustice.

00:49:26.000 That was before the Jews were running the media.

00:49:30.000 So why do I bring all this up?

00:49:31.000 Because I don't like that about us.

00:49:33.000 We should be very proud of ourselves.

00:49:36.000 So should the Japanese.

00:49:37.000 The Mexicans, they have a lot to be very happy about.

00:49:42.000 They're interesting because they're Aztecs and they're conquistadors.

00:49:45.000 And both of those people were incredible warriors.

00:49:48.000 And you're both.

00:49:49.000 So enjoy yourselves.

00:49:51.000 I'm not saying...

00:49:56.000 I'm not saying the Japanese should feel shame because they fought us in World War II.

00:50:00.000 I'm saying we shouldn't feel shame.

00:50:02.000 And to blame it on someone else is annoying.

00:50:04.000 So anyway, this is what other people do when they've done bad things and they're confronted with other cultures.

00:50:10.000 Take it away, bird.

00:50:12.000 First televised interview of his life.

00:50:18.000 I think that the white people in the world are very difficult.

00:50:30.000 They are.

00:50:31.000 But the same thing is that the people who were able to kill their lives were not able to kill their lives.

00:50:48.000 Where's your eye, dude?

00:50:49.000 Zamparini and the other prisoners remember you in particular as being the most brutal of all the guards.

00:50:55.000 Stop.

00:50:56.000 How do you explain that?

00:50:57.000 You know why they called him the bird?

00:50:58.000 Because all their nicknames were nice.

00:51:01.000 Because if they were like cunt face, they would get beaten.

00:51:05.000 So the names were all like the bird, sweetheart, nice guy, cool pants, gorgeous eyes.

00:51:14.000 Go ahead.

00:51:19.000 I was a friend of mine.

00:51:27.000 He was a famous person.

00:51:31.000 He was attacked by a woman.

00:51:37.000 But Japan didn't remain an enemy of the United States very long, and in 1952...

00:52:02.000 Now, we have this annoying gene where you shoot it, as Jared Taylor says, you shoot at our feet, racism bullets, and we dance.

00:52:11.000 And again, it runs into some problems where you see blacks behaving badly.

00:52:16.000 And you go, why are they doing that?

00:52:20.000 And we go, black failure, white guilt.

00:52:23.000 No, it's our fault.

00:52:24.000 We're the bad guys.

00:52:25.000 If you see blacks doing anything bad, it's because they were driven to it.

00:52:28.000 So, hence the birth of white women porn.

00:52:30.000 Let's look at some white women porn.

00:52:32.000 2-0.

00:52:33.000 This is probably something that happens all the time in reality, right?

00:52:37.000 It's probably happening right now with some white southern racist maid, Karen.

00:52:43.000 This is what, 2-0 is?

00:52:45.000 No, 2-0 on yesterday's notes, sorry.

00:52:47.000 One second.

00:52:48.000 I apologize, Sean.

00:52:49.000 That's not who I am.

00:52:51.000 And it's not what this network is about.

00:52:53.000 Telling you the wrong dates.

00:52:55.000 Notes.

00:52:58.000 Maybe we'll have a memorial day for me after I kill myself for doing that.

00:53:01.000 Oh, that's a little harsh.

00:53:04.000 The bitch had blindsided me with that candlestick.

00:53:07.000 How dare you open your foul mouth to me, Negress?

00:53:10.000 Excuse me?

00:53:11.000 I may be a maid.

00:53:12.000 There are limits to my servitude.

00:53:14.000 You best put that food down in front of me for our frisbee that's played at your head.

00:53:20.000 Cracker, bitch!

00:53:21.000 Hey!

00:53:21.000 What the hell's going on here?

00:53:23.000 Miss Arian's sisterhood came between Queenie and her food.

00:53:25.000 I will not stoop to serve her kind.

00:53:28.000 You know, Delphine, from now on, you are going to be Queenie's personal slave.

00:53:34.000 Queenie, you ask her to do whatever you need done.

00:53:36.000 Make your bed, scrub your toilet, I don't give a shit.

00:53:39.000 Sweet.

00:53:40.000 There's nothing I hate more than a racist.

00:53:43.000 I sure do love chicken pot pie.

00:53:46.000 For dessert, you can make me a peach cobbler.

00:53:48.000 You never gonna catch a man that way, let alone find one to love you.

00:53:51.000 You were my daughter.

00:53:52.000 I had to padlock that icebox and throw away the key.

00:53:55.000 Peach cobbler won't keep you warm at night.

00:53:57.000 Our problem ain't food, you dumb bitch.

00:53:59.000 It's love.

00:54:00.000 Dr. Phil says that kids from broken homes use food to replace love.

00:54:03.000 It's comforting.

00:54:04.000 Well, I think you've been a little part of this position.

00:54:09.000 So now the fact that she's obese is also our fault.

00:54:12.000 Way to go, you idiots.

00:54:14.000 Here's some more woman porn.

00:54:17.000 This happens all the time.

00:54:19.000 I'm sure you've seen these videos where white girls go up and just start kicking the shit out of black girls for no reason.

00:54:25.000 I'm sick of it.

00:54:29.000 Get up.

00:54:32.000 Your hair is so pretty.

00:54:33.000 Of course, badass chick has to be there too.

00:54:35.000 Get up, bitch.

00:54:37.000 Wouldn't her wig just come off?

00:54:43.000 I guess at least her hat's dirty.

00:54:52.000 Please!

00:54:57.000 She's like a Jason Statham type.

00:54:59.000 Filthy liar.

00:55:00.000 That might be true, we don't know that.

00:55:10.000 My mom did want me Oh honey, nobody wants you Nobody, I mean except for the trashing boys Smile, bitch, this is going on the internet Stop, please, don't put that in my hand Just stop You know what?

00:55:26.000 I would wager this has literally never happened once in the history of Earth.

00:55:31.000 In any country.

00:55:32.000 In any time.

00:55:33.000 It's one of the few things that has never happened.

00:55:37.000 Like a kitten has fallen into a jar, an empty jar of pickles.

00:55:42.000 They've both rolled down the stairs and it crushed a scorpion to death.

00:55:47.000 That has happened.

00:55:48.000 Multiple times.

00:55:49.000 Maybe seven times.

00:55:51.000 There have been times when a part of a plane fell off, a bolt, went careening through the air at 200 miles an hour, smashed a guy's beer so severely that he cut his hand and he thought he was just very strong.

00:56:04.000 And no one ever realized that it was a bolt going...

00:56:13.000 This is at zero.

00:56:19.000 Uh-oh.

00:56:22.000 Jenna Statham has arrived.

00:56:25.000 You can get that gum out of your hair with ice, by the way.

00:56:44.000 The thing about our porn is it happens.

00:56:51.000 Also, white women porn, the sound is mixed really, really poorly.

00:56:57.000 I know.

00:56:58.000 Well, hold on.

00:56:59.000 That might be the person who stole the video adding music so it won't get copyrighted.

00:57:06.000 That's why they have those lines.

00:57:07.000 So let's not blame them for everything.

00:57:10.000 I know we're anti-femites over here.

00:57:15.000 Here is a stupid idiot pizza delivery guy.

00:57:20.000 He's, what, 42 years old.

00:57:22.000 He delivers pizzas.

00:57:23.000 Some dumb bitch is inside there.

00:57:25.000 She can't regulate her diabetes.

00:57:28.000 Where would they be without a black woman?

00:57:30.000 They'd be dead.

00:57:31.000 He'd be traumatized.

00:57:32.000 She'd be dead.

00:57:33.000 Have no fear.

00:57:34.000 There's a hotline you can call.

00:57:36.000 Call 911.

00:57:37.000 Is anybody home?

00:57:40.000 Oh my God.

00:57:40.000 There's a woman on the floor.

00:57:42.000 I think she's having a seizure.

00:57:43.000 Okay, I'm sending an ambulance now.

00:57:45.000 Sir, listen, I need you to clear away anything hard or sharp nearby and gently turn her on her side to protect her airway.

00:57:51.000 Just pause.

00:57:52.000 Wasn't it last Cops and Robber we had that 911 woman who was just hanging up on people?

00:57:57.000 One or two ago, yeah.

00:57:58.000 I think one of them giggled.

00:58:00.000 One time she giggled and went, ain't got no time for that.

00:58:04.000 That's the reality I see.

00:58:06.000 But no, let's just see white woman's porn reality version.

00:58:09.000 I was just delivering a pizza here, and I saw her through the window.

00:58:13.000 Okay, and what's your name?

00:58:14.000 Lance.

00:58:14.000 I work at Swords and Slices.

00:58:16.000 Okay, I want you to try the front door, see if it's unlocked.

00:58:18.000 Is it locked?

00:58:20.000 Oh no, she stopped moving.

00:58:21.000 Valerie!

00:58:22.000 Valerie, wake up!

00:58:23.000 Sir, do you know the resident?

00:58:25.000 No, not really.

00:58:26.000 I deliver a pizza here every week, but I usually just leave it on the stoop.

00:58:30.000 I think she's a shut-in.

00:58:31.000 She always says, thank you, brave night, through the intercom and then mows me a tip.

00:58:35.000 From what I'm seeing here, Valerie wears a medic alert bracelet.

00:58:39.000 She's a type 1 diabetic, which means she could be having an insulin crash.

00:58:42.000 I swear, I got the pizza here on time.

00:58:44.000 And she's going into a coma.

00:58:45.000 She doesn't have a lot of time.

00:58:47.000 So Lance, listen.

00:58:47.000 I'm going to need you to break into the house.

00:58:50.000 What am I supposed to do?

00:58:51.000 Break down the door of my shoulder?

00:58:52.000 I need you to stand.

00:58:54.000 He's an expert in breaking down doors.

00:58:59.000 Being inside a liberal woman's brain is a weird place to be, man.

00:59:18.000 I feel like I'm in the, what do they call it, the dark side, the other place in that Get Out movie.

00:59:24.000 Oh, yeah.

00:59:25.000 Or in Stranger Things.

00:59:27.000 The Sunken Zone.

00:59:27.000 Yeah.

00:59:28.000 The others, like, it's just a weird, spooky place with so much hate.

00:59:34.000 They say hate is no home here.

00:59:36.000 The way this man is depicted, this white Sambo, is like a loser I've personally never met.

00:59:43.000 I've met, like, big losers.

00:59:45.000 They don't call themselves losers.

00:59:46.000 They want to hide it.

00:59:49.000 We're gonna try something called a mule kick, okay?

00:59:52.000 That should help you generate enough force.

00:59:54.000 Now turn around, face away from the door, take a deep breath.

00:59:57.000 Now that woman, she calls you a brave knight, right?

00:59:59.000 So I need you to prove it to me.

01:00:00.000 Raise your leg up and kick back with as much force as you can.

01:00:06.000 What the fuck?

01:00:07.000 Now listen, press two fingers up against her neck next to her windpipe.

01:00:10.000 Tell me what you feel.

01:00:11.000 Uh, her pulse is going a mile a minute.

01:00:13.000 Okay, is she clammy?

01:00:14.000 Uh, I think so.

01:00:16.000 I don't know.

01:00:16.000 It's all consistent with an insulin crash.

01:00:18.000 Now, hopefully she has a glucagon pen.

01:00:20.000 Lance, I need you to look around for, like, a white tube.

01:00:23.000 Looks like a cigar.

01:00:24.000 There's a red top on one end.

01:00:25.000 It's probably in her purse.

01:00:27.000 Found it.

01:00:28.000 Pull the red top off.

01:00:29.000 It's gonna expose a yellow end, but be careful.

01:00:31.000 That's where the needle is.

01:00:33.000 Okay, now what?

01:00:34.000 Okay, now push that yellow end straight down into her upper arm, and then just hold it there until I say so.

01:00:40.000 Okay, I did it.

01:00:41.000 How do I know if it's working?

01:00:42.000 Go ahead and pull the pen out.

01:00:44.000 Oh, God!

01:00:45.000 She's waking up!

01:00:47.000 Hi there!

01:00:51.000 Typical dork.

01:00:53.000 Dude, I wish I could find the clip I was talking about with Anthony the other day about the trafficking, where the woman that is trafficking this girl, first of all, she's not Mexican, she's white, and the woman doing the trafficking is your mom, Rhoda.

01:01:08.000 Like in a nice sweater.

01:01:10.000 She dresses like Sarah Silverman with like a short sleeve sweater and a flannel underneath.

01:01:16.000 It's like, hi, I'm just, you know, trafficking kids.

01:01:21.000 Fuck, where is it now?

01:01:22.000 Well, whatever.

01:01:23.000 I got plenty more.

01:01:24.000 I just really like that one.

01:01:27.000 Oh, here's a good one.

01:01:28.000 You know who's a disgusting pig with no class?

01:01:32.000 Jennifer Aniston.

01:01:34.000 You know who's...

01:01:39.000 Africans and Indians, they're the fancy ones.

01:01:43.000 Jennifer Aniston, who lives in a 900-room fucking mansion, she's a loser.

01:01:52.000 Look at her.

01:01:53.000 And a pig.

01:01:54.000 The plate.

01:01:56.000 Do they not have food where you come from?

01:01:59.000 No, you know, sirs.

01:02:01.000 I just, I'm so used to my husband just eating off my plate, so it's sort of become like a habit.

01:02:06.000 But you know what?

01:02:06.000 You're absolutely right.

01:02:07.000 It's that I don't need this.

01:02:08.000 No, no, no.

01:02:09.000 Don't put it back.

01:02:10.000 I was not going to do that.

01:02:12.000 Ugh, Americans.

01:02:14.000 Ugh.

01:02:15.000 Would you care for one?

01:02:16.000 Pew.

01:02:16.000 Oh, I'm so good.

01:02:17.000 Thank you.

01:02:18.000 Maybe another time.

01:02:19.000 So, um, are you on the bride's side?

01:02:22.000 Uh, no.

01:02:22.000 I'm Syrah.

01:02:23.000 Groom sister?

01:02:24.000 I did not know Vic had a sister.

01:02:27.000 Yeah.

01:02:28.000 You have very low tables.

01:02:30.000 She's such stuff.

01:02:32.000 So are you reading because you don't like what...

01:02:41.000 I forgot the word buffoon.

01:02:42.000 She's never seen low tables before.

01:02:45.000 She's in fucking India, I believe, but hasn't come across any other tables yet.

01:02:50.000 And she's a greedy, fat bitch.

01:02:53.000 Who takes extra food.

01:02:56.000 Africans hate when you do that.

01:02:58.000 When you hoard food at a fancy event.

01:03:00.000 Did you know any of this?

01:03:01.000 I did not.

01:03:03.000 Weddings like this?

01:03:05.000 No, you know, it's more that I don't like people.

01:03:08.000 I mean, these people in particular.

01:03:11.000 As long as Claudette and your brother have fun, that's all that matters.

01:03:15.000 Right.

01:03:15.000 I don't really understand how anyone gets married.

01:03:18.000 Spending so much time with one person.

01:03:21.000 Can you imagine?

01:03:24.000 Why is she hoarding all the food?

01:03:26.000 What is next?

01:03:27.000 She will take all our sandals?

01:03:28.000 Hey Grok, could you send me the data on what percentage of people who hoard food at fancy events are black and what percentage are white?

01:03:38.000 Please make it per capita.

01:03:44.000 How do they see refugees?

01:03:48.000 I'm not going to steal ideas.

01:03:49.000 I'm not Matt Walsh, but this was a brilliant notion by B. Fuck.

01:04:03.000 I forget who brought it up.

01:04:04.000 But they go, these women are childless.

01:04:06.000 And you'll notice, oh, it might have been that...

01:04:09.000 It was that British guy with the ascot.

01:04:12.000 We've had him on the show a couple times.

01:04:15.000 Oh, fuck.

01:04:15.000 What is his name?

01:04:16.000 He's got a funny name like the Curious Alchemist.

01:04:20.000 How are we, darling?

01:04:21.000 I'm subscribed to him.

01:04:23.000 But he goes, you'll notice that a wildly disproportionate number of these pro-refugee people are female and childless.

01:04:36.000 Edward Dutton.

01:04:37.000 That is his name.

01:04:39.000 I'm pretty sure.

01:04:41.000 And so what's happened is their maternal instinct is going nuts.

01:04:44.000 They need a baby.

01:04:45.000 They often will adopt a duck or a crab or a spider.

01:04:49.000 We have all those on the show before.

01:04:51.000 A chicken we've also had.

01:04:53.000 Or a refugee.

01:04:54.000 So these become their little babies.

01:04:57.000 And that sucks because they get raped.

01:04:59.000 But not in woman porn.

01:05:01.000 In woman porn, they're like, you are a lovely lady.

01:05:05.000 Here we made you a necklace out of rocks.

01:05:14.000 Excuse me.

01:05:15.000 What is that?

01:05:16.000 That's McDonald's.

01:05:17.000 It's a place to eat.

01:05:18.000 When was the last time you guys ate anything?

01:05:21.000 We don't eat food.

01:05:23.000 Excuse me.

01:05:25.000 You make our hearts drop for your many kindnesses today.

01:05:28.000 May you find a husband to fill your empty house.

01:05:31.000 This is your bedroom.

01:05:32.000 These bunk beds were just donated to my church, so I snagged them for you.

01:05:35.000 They should do the trick.

01:05:36.000 Flip it up.

01:05:37.000 The light comes on.

01:05:38.000 Stop for a sec.

01:05:40.000 Please don't pull up.

01:05:42.000 The African boy who murdered an elderly couple in Ireland last week because they were kind enough to take them in.

01:05:55.000 That's not porn.

01:05:57.000 That's reality and it's depressing.

01:05:59.000 So let's focus on these little mice, these little chocolate mice I adopted, who just want to help and their hearts are throbbing with gratitude.

01:06:10.000 And rape is the last thing on their minds.

01:06:13.000 Murder?

01:06:14.000 No way, Jose.

01:06:15.000 We just want to work at McDonald's and help everyone be happy.

01:06:21.000 I know a guy who...

01:06:27.000 Guess what happened next?

01:06:29.000 They all lived happily ever after?

01:06:31.000 She started fucking him and they're divorced.

01:06:33.000 Oh.

01:06:34.000 That's also a possibility.

01:06:36.000 Go ahead.

01:07:04.000 We don't know what a restaurant is.

01:07:07.000 Sure.

01:07:12.000 You know that movie Rebel Ridge?

01:07:17.000 And I'm sorry about the blaring music, but I think it's a copyright thing.

01:07:20.000 Yeah, you're right.

01:07:22.000 There's a lawyer that looks exactly like her, Reese Witherspoon or whoever that is.

01:07:28.000 And she takes in him.

01:07:30.000 And helps him with his case.

01:07:32.000 And it's a corrupt, there's a corrupt lawyer there, like a corrupt, sorry, sheriff.

01:07:36.000 And they run the town and she's like, look here, take these papers.

01:07:40.000 They'll prove your innocence and that the sheriff is evil and he's going to kill me for this, but here.

01:07:47.000 This is their point.

01:07:49.000 I want to help the blacks.

01:07:51.000 Wait, that's, they're not African.

01:07:52.000 I want to help the blacks.

01:07:55.000 We don't have space right now.

01:07:57.000 I don't think we'll get our job yet to be.

01:07:59.000 Hey Jack.

01:08:00.000 I need your house.

01:08:01.000 That's it.

01:08:02.000 Potential employers want to see you smile.

01:08:04.000 Yeah, you can stop.

01:08:06.000 You have a very beautiful village.

01:08:08.000 Thank you.

01:08:09.000 It was my father's.

01:08:10.000 Your father was a chief.

01:08:11.000 May we visit with your father.

01:08:13.000 They're so cute.

01:08:14.000 Are there any dangerous animals?

01:08:16.000 No, there's no lions, silly boy.

01:08:18.000 Lions.

01:08:20.000 Dude, I think it's been under our nose all along.

01:08:23.000 Go back up to 1-9.

01:08:25.000 This might be it.

01:08:27.000 I knew in my heart of hearts that I had put it aside somewhere smart.

01:08:32.000 Little did I know, when I print out the articles, sometimes the text gets cut off.

01:08:39.000 And I believe this may have been one of the things that cut it off.

01:08:44.000 Fuck!

01:08:45.000 No.

01:08:47.000 That's what I was looking for yesterday, though.

01:08:49.000 Let's play that anyway.

01:08:52.000 What if only black people voted?

01:08:53.000 Well, everywhere would be Democrat.

01:08:54.000 What if only Jewish people voted?

01:08:56.000 everywhere would be democrat.

01:08:57.000 What if only Hispanic people voted?

01:08:58.000 Everywhere would be democrat.

01:09:00.000 What if only Asian people voted?

01:09:01.000 Everywhere would be democrat.

01:09:02.000 What if only women voted?

01:09:03.000 Everywhere would be democrat.

01:09:05.000 What if only men voted?

01:09:05.000 Everywhere is red.

01:09:07.000 Everywhere is republican.

01:09:08.000 What if only white people voted?

01:09:10.000 Everywhere is republican.

01:09:11.000 There's a racial aspect to this that they recognize, that they understand that That's why they're being targeted.

01:09:22.000 That's why we are being targeted.

01:09:24.000 Go write articles with that headline.

01:09:25.000 Demographics are our destiny.

01:09:27.000 Do we even need an undercover video of them saying this?

01:09:30.000 Joe Biden gives speeches where this is the point.

01:09:32.000 They have the American people and specifically white people so kowtowed and beaten down that they can literally look you in the eye and go, we're replacing you.

01:09:41.000 We hate you and your race because you stand up to us.

01:09:44.000 And we're dismantling you and replacing you with people that are more amenable to our exploitation.

01:09:50.000 More willing to allow us a free hand in governance.

01:09:54.000 Don't give a damn about this country or its founding principles.

01:09:58.000 White people sitting there going, I love diversity though.

01:10:01.000 No, but I'm not a bad one.

01:10:02.000 I'm one of the good whites.

01:10:03.000 Will you be nice to me?

01:10:04.000 And they're just like, no.

01:10:05.000 We don't care if you're good or not.

01:10:08.000 We see your kindness as weakness.

01:10:10.000 And the more you give us, the more we want.

01:10:12.000 Or you try to help us, more demands we make.

01:10:15.000 And this is never going to end.

01:10:16.000 Never going to end.

01:10:17.000 We realize this.

01:10:18.000 Can we recognize basic obvious patterns?

01:10:21.000 So that is the, wait, is that, It's already looped, hasn't it?

01:10:26.000 It seems like it, but there's...

01:10:30.000 Anyway, we get the idea.

01:10:32.000 So that's the impetus for this brainwashing.

01:10:34.000 And women are agreeable.

01:10:36.000 They should be.

01:10:38.000 This is why they should not get into politics, because we need agreeability in the home.

01:10:41.000 We don't need it in the global geopolitical hemisphere.

01:10:49.000 And so they say that white people are the problem.

01:10:53.000 And you blame Jews for this.

01:10:57.000 The Jews are on the rough end of the stick here because we told all our kids and women and all this woman porn that white people are evil.

01:11:04.000 That includes Israel.

01:11:06.000 So now everyone hates Israelis and Jews.

01:11:10.000 And Jews aren't breeding.

01:11:13.000 And Bolsheviks are atheists.

01:11:15.000 They are exceptional whites who happen to have Jewish origin who, when someone is exceptional and they do exceptional things, when they're good, they're exceptionally good.

01:11:25.000 When they're bad, they're exceptionally bad.

01:11:28.000 And one of the bad things you can do is be an atheist.

01:11:31.000 That's satanic.

01:11:33.000 So you end up doing horrific things like murder everyone.

01:11:36.000 Like these liberal Jews that are happily saying, okay, bye Israel, go fuck it.

01:11:40.000 My kids are pro-Palestine.

01:11:43.000 As long as I get more DNC votes.

01:11:43.000 Good.

01:11:47.000 But they're in a weird predicament now because they're going to lose all their Jewish funding.

01:11:55.000 So Jews are only like a small percent of the population, but the funding is very valuable.

01:12:02.000 The thing about being an anti-Semite in the DNC is you get all these black votes.

01:12:07.000 Something like 90% of blacks have a disfavorable opinion on Jews.

01:12:11.000 So it might be worth getting less money.

01:12:16.000 What a tangled web you weave when you're blasphemous.

01:12:22.000 So yeah, so that's the porn they watch to make them happy, but then their boyfriend, if they have one, or their brother probably goes, have you checked the crime stats?

01:12:31.000 Well, they have a solution to that.

01:12:33.000 Go to 2.5.

01:12:42.000 This is going to take a couple pauses, I should warn you.

01:12:45.000 Okay.

01:12:47.000 Despite making up 13% of the population, black people commit more than 50% of crimes.

01:12:51.000 Shut up.

01:12:54.000 Shut up.

01:12:58.000 Bias in the newspaper reporting of crime news.

01:13:01.000 Look, this is the beauty of preaching to the converted here on this show.

01:13:06.000 I don't have to do anything tedious like go back and explain why that's insane.

01:13:10.000 But a great example is what we were just talking about.

01:13:13.000 That guy in Ireland who killed that old couple.

01:13:17.000 And what was the visual?

01:13:19.000 the picture for that article.

01:13:20.000 And by the way, the article you showed when I was talking to Anthony, Yeah, I couldn't find it.

01:13:27.000 In other words, they all do that.

01:13:29.000 It's a courthouse with an ambulance and a police car in front and some barriers.

01:13:35.000 That's what the image they use.

01:13:37.000 Or how about the time they had an article on, I think we tweeted this too.

01:13:42.000 It was on a guy who disguised himself as an ICE agent to go in and I think rape and kill and stab a bunch of illegals in a holding cell.

01:13:51.000 He was black.

01:13:52.000 They don't show that.

01:13:53.000 And then Anthony was talking about the Getty image of the white hand with the gun when it was a black person.

01:13:58.000 So yes, there is bias in the reporting of crime news.

01:14:02.000 What do they say?

01:14:03.000 They say lunchtime rowdies.

01:14:05.000 They say youths.

01:14:06.000 They say anything but black teenagers.

01:14:11.000 So, the British Journal of Criminology.

01:14:15.000 Look at her sources.

01:14:17.000 Look how far she had to go.

01:14:18.000 What?

01:14:19.000 It's from 1983.

01:14:25.000 Wow.

01:14:26.000 You really got to dig to support your insane arguments, don't you?

01:14:30.000 Okay, next.

01:14:31.000 Number three, I'm going to explain why to other white people who are stupid to not understand what this means.

01:14:36.000 Number one, black communities are heavily over-policed, meaning they are more likely to be targeted by police officers.

01:14:42.000 Stop.

01:14:43.000 Why are they heavily over-policed?

01:14:47.000 I live in a nice neighborhood.

01:14:48.000 I got robbed, by the way.

01:14:49.000 We were under-policed that day.

01:14:51.000 But why are they over-policed?

01:14:54.000 Do you think that if in my neighborhood in Westchester, if there was a cop on every corner, do you think they'd be getting a lot of busts?

01:15:02.000 You might get a DUI on a Thursday night outside the country club.

01:15:08.000 Maybe.

01:15:09.000 And that person would have been fine to drive home anyway.

01:15:12.000 Do you think that there's tons of murders going on in white suburbs that are just not getting reported or not getting caught?

01:15:19.000 Did you think it through that far?

01:15:22.000 No, you didn't.

01:15:23.000 They're over-policed the same way that Irish neighborhoods are over-barred.

01:15:30.000 It's called the demand and the supply, my dear.

01:15:34.000 There's a big demand for cops in these shitty, violent, dangerous neighborhoods.

01:15:40.000 Get ahead.

01:15:41.000 Who are, say, white.

01:15:42.000 The second reason white people have more connections to police officers around the country, meaning that if they are arrested, it's easier for them to get off and have nothing on their record.

01:15:50.000 Stop.

01:15:53.000 There might be an argument there.

01:15:55.000 Like if a black guy gets caught with coke, he might face more than someone who had like a hundred grand to defend themselves.

01:16:03.000 That's not been my experience.

01:16:04.000 So we'll leave that as, we'll put a stick of pin in that.

01:16:06.000 But like when Clark Kemp, the Proud Boy, was caught with a gun in New York City, Chadwick Moore pointed out that 90% of first-time gun things, Gun possession charges with black and brown kids in the Bronx are let go because they just can't handle the volume.

01:16:29.000 But with Clark, they didn't want to look like they were racist because of bitches like this.

01:16:33.000 So they threw the book at him.

01:16:35.000 And he got not the highest sentence you can get, but he did real bad.

01:16:39.000 I forget how long he was in prison for, but it was a better part of a year.

01:16:44.000 And this is after the five-year thing.

01:16:47.000 Now the laws have loosened up quite a bit on guns in New York, believe it or not.

01:16:51.000 And also the sheer volume of these, Like there was that guy who had 82 felony arrests and he was back out on the streets.

01:17:05.000 So the sheer volume So I'd like to see more data on this.

01:17:14.000 It's just kind of a theory based on the notion that a super good lawyer is going to get someone out.

01:17:19.000 But like Proud Boys, Max and Hare, John's middle class, he's probably spent 70 grand.

01:17:25.000 I think Ethan Nordean spent a million dollars on his lawyer.

01:17:29.000 Oh, he must be rich.

01:17:31.000 No?

01:17:31.000 His entire family remortgaged their homes and the restaurant that his parents owned.

01:17:37.000 So everyone poured everything into it.

01:17:39.000 He got the same insane fucking sentence that everyone who had no lawyer got.

01:17:44.000 Max Hare just got the court-appointed lawyer.

01:17:46.000 Exact same sentence to the day that John Kinsman's fancy lawyer got him.

01:17:52.000 The CIA, Danae's in involvement.

01:17:54.000 What do you guys, okay, so is she saying that the, The reason is that if you don't know this, the CIA actually did introduce drugs to low-income black areas.

01:18:05.000 Okay, stop.

01:18:06.000 Let's just briefly, even though I've explained this 100 times, the Nicaraguan Freedom Fighters needed some money.

01:18:12.000 Guy approached Reagan and Ollie North and said, I want to donate to the Freedom Fighters.

01:18:18.000 And they said, well, that's illegal.

01:18:20.000 But, no, no, they said we can't.

01:18:22.000 It's illegal for us to do it, but can you do it?

01:18:24.000 And he goes, yes, but my money's from drugs.

01:18:26.000 And they go, oof, that's not going to look good.

01:18:29.000 Okay, don't tell anyone, but get this.

01:18:31.000 You can sell your cocaine in L.A. during this brief time.

01:18:37.000 I'm not saying this is good, by the way, but like a few years, and then take all of that money you get from the cocaine from the hood, send it to the Nicaraguan Freedom Fighters, and we won't prosecute coke.

01:18:49.000 Dealers during that time.

01:18:51.000 The big famous dealer at the time was Freeway Rick Ross.

01:18:55.000 The rapper is named after him.

01:18:57.000 So some guys got very rich.

01:18:59.000 That's a brief moment in time in one very specific area in L.A. A. B. You could flood this whole office with crack.

01:19:09.000 Sean and I are not interested.

01:19:10.000 I might do one part.

01:19:11.000 Okay, we might do a tiny bit.

01:19:14.000 Once or twice.

01:19:15.000 Okay, we may finish it.

01:19:17.000 If it's free.

01:19:18.000 Yeah, it wasn't free either.

01:19:21.000 So the left has taken that one moment in time, which was probably 80 Nicaraguan freedom fighters.

01:19:35.000 81. So they've taken that brief period in 1981 in L.A. and just turned it into all drug crime in America, in the hood, top to bottom.

01:19:48.000 Pathetic.

01:19:50.000 Next, woman brain.

01:19:51.000 You mentioned the first police department in America was designed to be a, quote, slave patrol.

01:19:57.000 Okay, stop.

01:19:57.000 That's a weird one they keep saying.

01:20:00.000 All right.

01:20:01.000 Let's say that's true.

01:20:03.000 At the very beginning, it was only the 13 colonies, right?

01:20:06.000 So it was like, it wouldn't be the North, so some slaves in South Carolina, and they had a guy wandering around trying to catch truants.

01:20:17.000 What the fuck has that got to do with anything today?

01:20:20.000 Are you saying that the intrinsic origin of all American police is slave catching?

01:20:25.000 That's mental.

01:20:26.000 You'd also be sort of saying that white people didn't have any crime before that.

01:20:32.000 You didn't have to have police.

01:20:34.000 Oh yeah, I never thought of that.

01:20:35.000 Yeah, good point.

01:20:36.000 We don't need cops.

01:20:40.000 That's funny.

01:20:41.000 And also, I said this before, where did the Singapore police come from?

01:20:45.000 Where'd the Irish police come from?

01:20:48.000 Why every single fucking urban center on earth has police?

01:20:54.000 So were they all slave catchers?

01:20:57.000 How do you explain those, you silly cow?

01:21:00.000 Bring an enslaved person back.

01:21:03.000 I know what it means.

01:21:05.000 So if you have any critical thinking skills at all, you would understand it's not that black people commit more crimes.

01:21:10.000 It is that they are arrested, prosecuted, and treated inhumanely to the point that they are vastly overrepresented in our prison system.

01:21:22.000 That was a wild ride inside the fucking insane brains.

01:21:32.000 Over at the brain department here.

01:21:36.000 Last one.

01:21:36.000 This one doesn't have a number.

01:21:38.000 Not the cuck, but they want more browns because that means more votes.

01:21:41.000 Oh, actually, you know what?

01:21:42.000 Do do 2-6.

01:21:43.000 We'll get out of this in a second.

01:21:45.000 But 2-6, it's not just women with this insane defect.

01:21:53.000 This guy here thinks that water is less important than being an anti-racist.

01:22:00.000 Or Black History Month?

01:22:03.000 Did you say Water or Black History Month?

01:22:06.000 Yeah.

01:22:07.000 Black History Month.

01:22:08.000 Why Black History Month?

01:22:10.000 Because it's important to history, let alone culture and literally everything that is in the world has come in some different part.

01:22:24.000 Black people are entitled.

01:22:26.000 What about water?

01:22:27.000 I mean, you gotta use it to watch your body, stay alive, happy.

01:22:31.000 Yeah, but would we have the ways to clean water that we do now if we didn't have things from other cultures?

01:22:42.000 Yes.

01:22:44.000 We wouldn't.

01:22:45.000 Water?

01:22:46.000 Did you catch that?

01:22:46.000 Yeah.

01:22:47.000 If it wasn't for Africans, we wouldn't have a way to get water out of the ground.

01:22:53.000 That's backwards.

01:22:55.000 That's upside down.

01:23:01.000 Okay, that's enough of that.

01:23:03.000 I'm so annoyed I can't find that fucking...

01:23:09.000 She's a doctor.

01:23:10.000 Here's another fudge.

01:23:15.000 Anyway, that's nothing to do with making a good show.

01:23:18.000 That's just me being a bitch because I lost a link.

01:23:21.000 Why am I torturing you with my silly little quirks and quirks?

01:23:26.000 This is only the first spin.

01:23:28.000 Yeah.

01:23:29.000 But I think the reason that he sent us here on Memorial Day and the reason I stayed there is because that's not why these men died.

01:23:35.000 They did not die in the Civil War so we could say that Black Lives Matter is more important.

01:23:40.000 A Marxist lesbian propaganda group is more important than being alive.

01:23:46.000 No.

01:23:47.000 No.

01:23:50.000 Ready?

01:23:51.000 Yep.

01:23:57.000 I'd like to do Competence Crisis if anyone's interested.

01:24:05.000 Well, that's kind of it.

01:24:08.000 Thank you, God.

01:24:10.000 That's aviation, though.

01:24:12.000 I hate having all this garbage on my desk.

01:24:17.000 Can you just give me one second here?

01:24:22.000 I'm not throwing out your presents.

01:24:26.000 Throwing out envelopes and shit.

01:24:31.000 Aviation on competence.

01:24:32.000 You know what I heard?

01:24:33.000 I heard Nathan for you's whole show.

01:24:35.000 Yes.

01:24:36.000 Do you know more?

01:24:37.000 Tell me more.

01:24:38.000 I'm caught up.

01:24:41.000 There's one more episode left.

01:24:42.000 It's about essentially pilots.

01:24:46.000 It's not going to be the angle that you're going for, but it's about how pilots are scared to speak up or co-pilots are scared to speak up to their pilots and that could get better So it's not exactly what you'd be that interested in, but the whole show is about aviation safety.

01:25:07.000 It's a comedy, but have you seen much of his stuff?

01:25:10.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:25:11.000 I mean, it's funny, I guess.

01:25:13.000 It's really good.

01:25:14.000 I like it, but I'm weird.

01:25:16.000 You want to talk about fucking anti-semitism that show he did with Chubby cheeks Emma Golding or whatever her name is where they Dirt?

01:25:27.000 Dark?

01:25:28.000 Sin?

01:25:29.000 And they're building eco-friendly housing.

01:25:35.000 And they're both Jewish.

01:25:37.000 And it's all a lie.

01:25:38.000 And they just want to get rich off these people and fuck over their neighborhood.

01:25:43.000 The curse.

01:25:44.000 The curse.

01:25:45.000 It's clearly written by David Duke.

01:25:47.000 It could not make Jews look worse.

01:25:50.000 I had the same thought, yeah.

01:25:51.000 Right down to, Yeah.

01:25:58.000 This is from May 5th.

01:26:01.000 Newark Airport chaos made worse by air traffic controllers who took off 45-day trauma leave.

01:26:06.000 I think we already talked about this.

01:26:07.000 We covered this.

01:26:08.000 Yeah, we covered this one.

01:26:10.000 Trump's had enough.

01:26:12.000 No more DEI.

01:26:16.000 What are you saying about that, Mr. Trump?

01:26:20.000 Keeping Americans safe in aviation every day, the Federal Aviation Administration, blah, blah, blah.

01:26:25.000 Seize 45,000 flights, 2.9 million airline passengers.

01:26:30.000 Illegal and discriminatory diversity, equity, and inclusion hiring, including on the basis of race, sex, disability, or any other criteria other than the safety of airline passengers and overall job excellence, competency, and qualification harms all Americans who deserve to fly with confidence.

01:26:43.000 It also penalizes hardworking Americans who want to serve in the FAA but are unable to do so as they lack.

01:26:48.000 A requisite disability or skin color, FAA employees must hold the qualifications and have the ability to perform their jobs to the highest possible standard of excellence.

01:26:57.000 Yeah.

01:26:58.000 My brother applied to do that, and he's a white male, so that didn't work out.

01:27:05.000 Crashing into shit on the tarmac?

01:27:06.000 We may have already had this one, too.

01:27:08.000 I think so.

01:27:09.000 Oh, no, I don't think we did.

01:27:11.000 It happens so often, I can't tell.

01:27:13.000 It does happen so often, yeah.

01:27:14.000 I can't tell if we've already done it or not.

01:27:19.000 You can just pull that up.

01:27:21.000 That's the next one.

01:27:24.000 Good attitude to have there.

01:27:36.000 I think another problem, too, it's not just DEI, it's nepotism.

01:27:40.000 So one kid from the hood gets in and he gets the job for his cousin and everything else.

01:27:44.000 If you try to get them out of their way or notice their incompetence, they die and then you're racist.

01:27:51.000 The Air Force report released in April does not cite racial or gender discrimination as a contributing factor to Cosme's death.

01:27:57.000 But the family's lawyers, Justice Green and Deborah Katz, say they are basing their allegations on witness testimony from the Air Force investigation.

01:28:05.000 The lawsuit also says Kirkendall...

01:28:22.000 So this person noticed that this woman was incompetent, and they got in trouble for that.

01:28:29.000 So they said, okay, okay, okay, here, do this task that you're supposed to do.

01:28:32.000 Then she dies, and they go, why are you ever doing such dangerous tasks?

01:28:38.000 Like you can't win with this shit.

01:28:40.000 I'm not sure this is incompetence or...

01:28:47.000 Or...

01:28:53.000 But is this incompetence or just idiocracy?

01:28:58.000 What was the competence crisis I wanted to do?

01:29:02.000 ...hit by gunfire, this time in Dallas, just as a Southwest flight was getting ready to take off.

01:29:12.000 ABC's transportation correspondent, Gio Benitez, has the latest on the investigation.

01:29:16.000 They think that somebody from the This morning, authorities investigating after a southwest plane in Dallas was struck by gunfire while preparing for takeoff.

01:29:31.000 All of it unfolding just before 10 p.m. as the crew was taxiing for takeoff.

01:29:35.000 A bullet apparently striking the right side of the aircraft just under the flight deck.

01:29:41.000 The southwest didn't tell us that.

01:29:43.000 You know, a bullet had hit the plane.

01:29:45.000 They just told us that the plane had sustained damage and that that plane couldn't be flown.

01:29:50.000 Thankfully, no injuries were reported and all passengers got off the plane safely.

01:29:55.000 But no word this morning on who fired that bullet.

01:29:58.000 And that plane has been taken out of service and Southwest is giving vouchers to those passengers for a future flight.

01:30:07.000 Okay, last one.

01:30:08.000 They almost lost an entire basketball team.

01:30:11.000 I'm flying very soon.

01:30:13.000 For a brief stint in Florida.

01:30:18.000 I think in this footage you can hear someone going, stop, stop, stop!

01:30:22.000 Oh, I think it's a female.

01:30:24.000 It's a female pilot, and the male co-pilot is like, "Stop, stop, stop!" 1346, let's in, Carragut afternoon, wait 1206.

01:30:36.000 Key on, stop, stop, stop.

01:30:38.000 Ooh.

01:30:46.000 Sound 1346, travel across downfield, runway 2411, landing some weight.

01:30:50.000 Left, away 2411, stop, 1346.

01:30:53.000 Wow.

01:30:53.000 I remember this one.

01:31:00.000 Yeah, but you skipped one.

01:31:03.000 That's not the basketball team, is it?

01:31:05.000 Yeah, it is.

01:31:05.000 Oh, it is.

01:31:06.000 I don't know what it has.

01:31:07.000 Oh, I guess there was an entire basketball team on the flight, and they all would have died?

01:31:12.000 Yeah.

01:31:14.000 Yeah, okay, so that's all those.

01:31:16.000 All right, skip down a bit here.

01:31:17.000 Let me just clean up this so we don't repeat stories.

01:31:20.000 But skip down a bit and go to the 50s prank where they tell everyone it's a woman pilot.

01:31:27.000 This is back when everyone had brains.

01:31:28.000 Again, I think God is sending us here to say, uh, And here we are with all these examples of us ignoring meritocracy and focusing on social justice, which is not what they died for.

01:31:55.000 Do you have?

01:31:58.000 Three, three points.

01:31:59.000 Thank you, sir.

01:32:00.000 Okay, everything's in order.

01:32:00.000 Thank you.

01:32:03.000 And congratulations, by the way.

01:32:04.000 That was your pilot.

01:32:04.000 Why?

01:32:06.000 Thank you.

01:32:09.000 That girl was?

01:32:10.000 I'm sorry.

01:32:11.000 That girl?

01:32:15.000 Yes, sir.

01:32:16.000 It's a new service.

01:32:19.000 First woman pilot.

01:32:20.000 First woman pilot.

01:32:27.000 And the first thing that she did was to ask what time it was.

01:32:30.000 That's it.

01:32:30.000 You think, wow, at least no time it is.

01:32:36.000 What was that?

01:32:39.000 Piloted by a woman?

01:32:41.000 Piloted by a woman.

01:32:43.000 She's going to fly it?

01:32:44.000 Well, yeah, she's the pilot.

01:32:48.000 You never heard of such a thing.

01:32:49.000 I think we'll be getting in about 3.30.

01:32:52.000 Beautiful.

01:32:54.000 Okay.

01:32:55.000 I'm willing to go if you are.

01:32:58.000 You're digging?

01:33:01.000 Yes.

01:33:02.000 Look at her.

01:33:03.000 Look at her hat.

01:33:04.000 Flag.

01:33:05.000 Captain Flag.

01:33:06.000 Captain Flag.

01:33:07.000 I can't believe it.

01:33:09.000 What am I?

01:33:10.000 I'm shaking.

01:33:12.000 What?

01:33:13.000 It's the first woman pilot.

01:33:14.000 Do the passengers know this?

01:33:16.000 I don't know.

01:33:17.000 Because they're going to be hysterical and I don't want to have to deal with them.

01:33:21.000 Oh, that was funny.

01:33:23.000 Here's a 50s commercial about flying.

01:33:29.000 It looks pretty good.

01:33:50.000 You serve a meal on the Dallas lake.

01:33:52.000 We serve a champagne brunch today.

01:33:54.000 We may get in about 10 minutes early, so I don't think that will work.

01:33:59.000 I don't think we have to worry about it.

01:34:01.000 Well, I'll stay on the airplane then.

01:34:03.000 Okay.

01:34:03.000 Weather's good at Dallas, 95 degrees.

01:34:05.000 Okay?

01:34:06.000 Okay.

01:34:07.000 Bye-bye.

01:34:09.000 True coordination.

01:34:11.000 Hey, that's my mom.

01:34:12.000 Look at her chin.

01:34:13.000 Getting that airplane from A to B in the most comfortable and safest way possible.

01:34:21.000 so This implies that the girls know their job and know something about our job.

01:34:36.000 Most of the people are highly intelligent, highly motivated, highly trained and crew coordination is almost automatic from the time they start flying on the line.

01:34:48.000 It's just a matter then of individual differences.

01:34:52.000 Some people stress one thing more than another, but these are minor and they're quickly learned.

01:35:01.000 Three hours and 12 minutes of crew coordination from now, Flight 295 will deliver 117 passengers and a multi-million dollar aircraft to Dallas.

01:35:12.000 "In the very, very, very beginning, get on the airplane, check emergency equipment, check your food and your catering, board the passengers, get the passengers on the plane, All right, that's enough of that.

01:35:28.000 And then you go, okay, well, that was a long time ago.

01:35:30.000 How about 1979?

01:35:33.000 I was nine.

01:35:34.000 I'd been flying for five years.

01:35:36.000 When people talk to me about flying, I go, you know, my first flight was 1975, right?

01:35:43.000 So I'm not looking for tips, thanks.

01:35:45.000 I've been doing this for a long fucking time.

01:35:48.000 And now I'm kind of scared that every time I'm about to get on a flight, God sends me to aviation incompetence.

01:35:54.000 That's true, yeah, last time.

01:35:55.000 And we started the fucking show with a song about falling from a plane and dying.

01:36:01.000 Oh my gosh, this better be a big podcast you're going on.

01:36:06.000 Am I going to be punished for that Memorial Day joke when I said Memorial for me because I killed myself?

01:36:11.000 That was a joke.

01:36:12.000 We can't be restricting my jokes here, guys.

01:36:16.000 Especially if they're not blasphemous.

01:36:19.000 What is that?

01:36:21.000 Chicago?

01:36:22.000 Where are you going today?

01:36:23.000 Dallas, Texas.

01:36:24.000 What are you going to do there?

01:36:25.000 Visit my daughter, my son-in-law, my two grandsons.

01:36:27.000 We're headed out to Washington State.

01:36:30.000 See the Olympic National Park.

01:36:32.000 We are going to Taipei.

01:36:34.000 We're going through southwest England, mostly.

01:36:36.000 Well, I'm heading to Okinawa.

01:36:38.000 We're going home to Los Angeles.

01:36:40.000 I'm going home, India.

01:36:43.000 Every type of person going every place in the world, all attempting.

01:36:51.000 Boy, they really had a slow pace with the narration back then.

01:36:57.000 All right, enough.

01:37:02.000 That's enough.

01:37:03.000 It reminds me of Ken Iwa, whatever his name is, the funny guy from the baseball show, Danny Bonaduce, what's it called?

01:37:16.000 Ken, the funny guy.

01:37:21.000 Kenny Powers.

01:37:22.000 That's it.

01:37:23.000 Eastbound and down.

01:37:24.000 Ken, what's his name from eastbound and down?

01:37:26.000 I told you this story before, right?

01:37:27.000 I said, the only way to beat off is to imagine your wife died in a plane crash, which I kind of stole from King of Queens.

01:37:33.000 And he goes, what?

01:37:35.000 What about all the women on the plane, all the people on that plane?

01:37:37.000 They're all dead now, so you can jerk off?

01:37:40.000 What about the old lady going to visit her grandkids?

01:37:42.000 She's dead?

01:37:45.000 And I just saw her.

01:37:46.000 I killed her.

01:37:48.000 Don't beat off.

01:37:49.000 You have to kill old ladies.

01:37:50.000 Alright.

01:37:52.000 We're getting towards the end here.

01:37:53.000 We'll see.

01:38:03.000 I'm going to guess what it is without looking.

01:38:09.000 Warren Kids?

01:38:11.000 Oh my god.

01:38:12.000 I swear to god I was considering saying mailbag.

01:38:15.000 You're not going to believe me though.

01:38:16.000 I saw some, one of the comments on the site said, yo, fuck you.

01:38:22.000 They're always like that, right?

01:38:23.000 And Gavin, who's, 99% of his stories are lies.

01:38:28.000 Fuck you.

01:38:31.000 A very large percentage of them are verifiable.

01:38:35.000 And you'll notice I'm rarely the Fonz in these stories.

01:38:39.000 And if I have something cool to have said, I go, I didn't actually say this, but what I should have said was, So I would say my stories are remarkably honest.

01:38:53.000 So fuck you, cunt.

01:38:55.000 And in my book, Death of Cool, I offer a $1,000 reward for finding any story that didn't happen.

01:39:04.000 I may have got a name wrong or a date wrong, but as far as, like, I got beat up by these guys, I got beat up by those guys.

01:39:14.000 Here's a brutal casket fail.

01:39:16.000 Judging by the guy's clothes, though, I started thinking maybe I should be suspicious of this particular scenario.

01:39:26.000 Maybe they made the bottom of it shitty so they wouldn't have to pay.

01:39:33.000 Because they don't seem very reverent.

01:39:44.000 We love you, big baby!

01:39:50.000 We love you!

01:39:52.000 No shoes.

01:40:01.000 It's like newspapers that rolled up in there too.

01:40:04.000 Oh my God.

01:40:05.000 Oh my God.

01:40:12.000 Oh!

01:40:14.000 Hmm.

01:40:16.000 What do you do?

01:40:18.000 Well, you take the top part back inside, then you grab the bottom part, and hopefully you can put it back where it was, and then see if you can squeeze the top part on top.

01:40:30.000 What do you think?

01:40:31.000 Fake?

01:40:32.000 I'm really bad at that.

01:40:35.000 The guy looks heavy, right?

01:40:36.000 So, I don't know, maybe.

01:40:38.000 Gavin, how has your wife not left your ass from your drinking habits?

01:40:41.000 I'm the breadwinner in the household and my wife gets mad if I slur my words on the phone after several beers were all working on the road.

01:40:47.000 Any tips?

01:40:48.000 Don't call your wife.

01:40:53.000 I used to teach preschool in San Francisco.

01:40:55.000 Tuition was like 1,200 months per kid.

01:40:57.000 My super right-wing boss loved having a 25-year-old good-natured athletic redneck as a selling point as very few schools had male teachers, much less southern hard-working fun dudes.

01:41:07.000 I hate songs like Wheels on the Bus, so I bring Op Ivy, Husker Du, Oldies Jams.

01:41:13.000 One time a guy came in, I was listening to Pressure Drop by The Clash, and he was thrilled.

01:41:18.000 He said he ran a recording studio and he had Joe Strummer in his booth three months before he died.

01:41:22.000 He said Joe was a great man.

01:41:27.000 So, yeah, thanks for starting Proud Boys.

01:41:33.000 You and your show adds value to my days.

01:41:35.000 I watched Scott Adams and Thank you for being a wee bit of sanity and a world gone mad.

01:41:47.000 I've lost 50 pounds since November after a failed relationship.

01:41:50.000 I'm trying to get back in shape to try another run in a relationship where I can become a dad.

01:41:56.000 Good to hear, Zach.

01:42:00.000 This is a fun one.

01:42:03.000 I know you don't like logic.

01:42:05.000 Since October 7, 2023, Gaza has received more than 300,000 metric tons of humanitarian aid delivered through over 22,000 trucks to a population of 2 million people.

01:42:17.000 That translates to roughly 143 kilograms of aid per person in just a few months, assuming an average of 3,500 calories per kilogram of food, which is standard for calorie-dense emergency rations.

01:42:29.000 This aid contains more than 1 trillion calories in total, with Gaza's population requiring approximately 4.2 billion calories a day.

01:42:35.000 Blah, blah, blah.

01:42:36.000 That's another reason it's important to go there.

01:42:39.000 Because when I went there and I saw them delivering water to the West Bank every day, not because they were denied the ability to have water, but because they didn't seem capable of doing it.

01:42:50.000 And the more aid and help that goes into the West Bank, the more weapons they create.

01:42:55.000 So yes, people of Palestine have been suffering for a long time.

01:42:59.000 And that's because, just like Africa, the fucking warlords deny them this.

01:43:04.000 I also saw the analogy once from the chick from the Young Turks.

01:43:08.000 They were like, yes, children die, but the bombs are coming from the hospital.

01:43:13.000 The rockets.

01:43:14.000 And she goes, okay, what if someone's holding your mother at gunpoint?

01:43:17.000 You know, do you shoot her?

01:43:19.000 Okay, well, if we're going to do that analogy, then it's, what if an army of people have been kidnapping mothers and holding them at gunpoint for a century?

01:43:31.000 And these mothers keep dying.

01:43:33.000 At what point do we stop negotiating?

01:43:37.000 And what if, on October 7th, they killed a bunch of our mothers?

01:43:43.000 The casket population requiring approximately 4.2 billion calories, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, lots of eight.

01:43:48.000 To compare this to European cities, it's a lot.

01:43:51.000 If we turn Gaza into a metaphorical restaurant, blah, blah, blah, that's a lot.

01:43:54.000 This is no longer about hunger, it's about overfeeding a narrative.

01:43:57.000 When sending humanitarian aid, the world must ensure it reaches the people and is not used to flood a terror zone with resources far beyond those provided to any other crisis region.

01:44:06.000 Which is why we went to Mogadishu, right?

01:44:08.000 The warlords were taking all the aid.

01:44:11.000 They had already taken all the aids.

01:44:13.000 Meanwhile, groups like Islamic Relief, based in Birmingham in the UK, where Ozzy Osbourne's from, Claim neutrality while their aid conveniently vanishes into Hamas tunnels and stockpiles.

01:44:24.000 Real starvation in places like Tigray, Niger, and Sudan dies in silence with no camera, no spotlight, while countries like France and the UK continue feeding a conflict they pretend to be solving.

01:44:38.000 So it was fun to get very serious at the end of a show.

01:44:43.000 This is the last we're going to do, by the way.

01:44:46.000 Well, we'll have a final video at the end.

01:44:50.000 This is from Sean's mom again.

01:44:55.000 Hi Gavin, this may be controversial, but the dud is better than Ryan.

01:44:59.000 This show has been running smoother, calls are working, you are not constantly enraged, and the lack of chronic interruptions is just lovely.

01:45:07.000 Please consider keeping him on as a permanent replacement.

01:45:10.000 Sincerely, Rhoda Goggins.

01:45:14.000 Okay.

01:45:15.000 A little bit biased there.

01:45:17.000 My mom says I'm a catch.

01:45:19.000 But okay.

01:45:22.000 What else do we got here?

01:45:25.000 Hey Gavin, at the risk of getting another picture of your asshole, I can't help but share this picture of me with a tattoo of you on my head.

01:45:32.000 I have two sons and one of them has your name.

01:45:39.000 Is this useful to you for a graphic or something?

01:45:42.000 I'm going to go with no.

01:45:44.000 Thank you though.

01:45:45.000 It's a cool name.

01:45:48.000 But as I explained with the stories, I'm not duplicitous.

01:45:51.000 So I would never pretend that you got a tattoo of me on your head.

01:45:56.000 Okay?

01:45:58.000 Oh, this could be in a final video.

01:46:01.000 Okay, this is fun.

01:46:03.000 I think the God is sending me to the words the final video here saying, all right, let's wrap it up, buddy.

01:46:07.000 Again, no show on Monday.

01:46:09.000 Will be Memorial Day.

01:46:10.000 And I'm happy to work on MLK Day because he was a fraud and a pervert.

01:46:14.000 Sad he got shot.

01:46:15.000 He didn't deserve that, but he didn't deserve the endless accolades he gets.

01:46:22.000 But I don't like working on Memorial Day.

01:46:25.000 Seems disrespectful.

01:46:28.000 All right, so this is called Motorcycle Tough Guy.

01:46:31.000 And blow it up.

01:46:33.000 It's really hard to see.

01:46:35.000 This is good, too, because the final video is Memorial Day, so we get some final videos at the end.

01:46:45.000 So, guys are being jokes.

01:46:48.000 These are probably Puerto Ricans.

01:46:50.000 I notice when I drive too slow on my motorcycle, they go by me and, like, yell and say, fuck you, we're only going 80. So, this guy's driving real fast.

01:47:02.000 He's in a car, right?

01:47:03.000 Passing No, you're not passing me.

01:47:10.000 Oh, my God.

01:47:16.000 You won that round.

01:47:18.000 Guy was annoying you and you gave him the finger.

01:47:21.000 I can't tell you how many videos I've seen of guys giving someone the finger on a motorcycle and it turning out bad.

01:47:26.000 Eyes on the road.

01:47:28.000 Okay, we'll end the mailbag.

01:47:30.000 We'll still do a final video, but we'll end the mailbag with some women moments.

01:47:36.000 We do tend to get pretty sexist on this show.

01:47:40.000 I apologize.

01:47:42.000 That's not who I am.

01:47:51.000 She's stuck on the train and she's arguing despite the belt.

01:47:57.000 Just, if your car's broken, get out.

01:48:04.000 Come down.

01:48:04.000 So she obviously crossed after the arm went down or ignored it or it hit her at the top of her car.

01:48:11.000 Get out.

01:48:12.000 She's got it in neutral.

01:48:14.000 Bravo.

01:48:15.000 Bravo.

01:48:16.000 Check it in.

01:48:19.000 Yes, yes!

01:48:21.000 And That'll leave a mark.

01:48:24.000 I can't help you, ma 'am.

01:48:26.000 Here's a chick on a bike.

01:48:28.000 She wants to do a jump.

01:48:30.000 Women aren't really known for making huge jumps on BMX bikes, but sure, try it.

01:48:36.000 Maybe you have the upper body strength to pull it off.

01:48:38.000 I don't know.

01:48:39.000 Go nuts.

01:48:40.000 Go nuts.

01:48:45.000 That's almost like a play it again.

01:48:49.000 She wasn't even going very fast.

01:48:54.000 You could probably fuck her.

01:48:57.000 Adrian just ran up and was like, what?

01:49:01.000 Alright, let's get to the final video.

01:49:03.000 I know we don't usually do these on God Wheel Days, but this is a special Memorial Day super special.

01:49:09.000 Enjoy your Memorial Day.

01:49:11.000 No, have a sad Memorial Day.

01:49:27.000 Alright, put an American flag behind me.

01:49:30.000 Now, this is going to look like I have my back to the flag.

01:49:33.000 As you know from the cop show, there's a giant American flag in front of me.

01:49:37.000 That's behind the cops.

01:49:39.000 And we also hang one in our doorway.

01:49:41.000 So I do not have my back to the flag.

01:49:43.000 I'm looking at two other flags.

01:49:45.000 And these flags are real flags.

01:49:47.000 So I would never turn my back to the American flag.

01:49:52.000 This is more like general patent, right?

01:49:56.000 So, actually, no.

01:49:59.000 Don't do this.

01:50:00.000 I changed my mind, Sean.

01:50:02.000 Start the video.

01:50:03.000 Okay.

01:50:04.000 And then we'll pledge allegiance to the flag, and then hopefully it'll time out right, and Ronald Reagan will come in soon.

01:50:13.000 Okay.

01:50:13.000 Now, I'm not going to salute, because civilians don't salute.

01:50:18.000 But start the video behind me.

01:50:21.000 Oh, behind you.

01:50:21.000 Okay, got it.

01:50:22.000 Where is the camera?

01:50:23.000 Oh, it's this camera.

01:50:24.000 Okay, gotcha.

01:50:26.000 Camera two.

01:50:27.000 All right.

01:50:27.000 Wait, let me put my helmet on.

01:50:32.000 Actually, no, that seems disrespectful.

01:50:38.000 Ready?

01:50:39.000 Yep.

01:50:48.000 Courage is not living without fear.

01:50:55.000 Courage is being scared to death.

01:51:03.000 And doing the right thing anyway.

01:51:06.000 No tears.

01:51:07.000 Come on, guys.

01:51:08.000 Let's be brave.

01:51:14.000 I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the republic for which it stands.

01:51:23.000 One nation under God with liberty and justice for all.

01:51:30.000 Hugh Reagan.

01:51:38.000 It's foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died.

01:51:42.000 Rather, we should thank God that such men lived.

01:51:46.000 George S. Patton.

01:51:48.000 George S. Patton.

01:51:57.000 It is in a way an odd thing to honor those who died in defense of our country, in defense of us, in wars far away.

01:52:09.000 The imagination plays a trick.

01:52:11.000 We see these soldiers in our mind as old and wise.

01:52:16.000 We see them as something like the founding fathers, gray and gray-haired.

01:52:20.000 But most of them were boys when they died.

01:52:23.000 And they gave up two lives.

01:52:25.000 The one they were living.

01:52:27.000 And the one they would have lived.

01:52:30.000 When they died, they gave up their chance to be husbands and fathers and grandfathers.

01:52:35.000 They gave up their chance to be...

01:52:41.000 They gave up everything for our country, for us.

01:52:46.000 We owe them a debt we can never repay.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - May 23, 2025

GET OFF MY LAWN: S6E120 - HAVE A SAD MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND!

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