Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - October 22, 2021


GOML #120 - MAIL FOR MATTY (Part 1)

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Eric Adams debate BeardVet promo giveaway
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Gavin McInnes
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Ryan Katsu-Rivera Matty O'Dell Jim Goad Gino Bisconti Yayo Michael Moynihan Manson Bubba Gavin Werewolf Mitch Hedberg Fuggin Bobby Beausoleil Gabriella Streif Catherine Henry Notorious Rap Ingate Mbata Bubbin Hanks Peter Luger Holy Moly Jim Gold and 14 more
S04E44 - THE BEAST S04E46 - GHOST FRIENDS

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13

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On this week's episode of Get Off My Lawn, Gavin McInnes and Ryan Higa discuss a new movement called "Trash Your Mask" and why you should wear a mask. They also talk about the new Tactical Walls store in the South Bronx, and Ryan gives us a run down of what it's like to work at Tactical Walls, a veteran-owned company built in America, made in America. Finally, they answer listener mail and get into a few listener mail questions. Don't miss it! Subscribe to our new show on Apple Podcasts! Subscribe, Like, and Share to stay up to date with what's going on in the world of GVN and PODCASTS! Get off my lawn with Gavin and Ryan! Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Used w/ permission from my main amigo, Evan Handyside. Thank you to our sponsor, for producing this episode. If you like the show, please HIT SUBSCRIBE and leave us a review and tell a friend about our podcast. We'll be looking out for more like this in the future episodes and we'll give you a shoutout on Anchor.fm/GetOffMyLawn. Subscribe To Our FB Page. Get On My Lawn with Gav & Subscribe On Pod: Subscribe on Podchaser. Leave Us A Review On Apple Podcast, Subscribe On Itunes & Subscribe To Podchow.fm Subscribe On iTunes. It's a Reviewed & Share On PODcoffee, Subscribe on iTunes On Podchore. And Subscribe On Spots On The Same Day, We'll Be Thanked! On It's A Good Day Offers! If You've Got A Bad Day Off, Subscribe And Share It's Not Good On The Good On This Day, Subscribe To It's Good On Tuesday Thank You & Leave Us On The Podchoffed It's Gotta Have It On Social Media And More Like It's Great On This Is Good On That's Podcasts On A Podcasts And Other Things On The Bad On This Same Day Too Good And Good On Thanksgiving Day, Too Good On A Good Offers? If It's Safe On This And Others On That And Others Don't Listen To It On The Other Side Of This And More!

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00:00:14.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!
00:00:45.000 Guys, wear a mask.
00:00:47.000 Okay? 1.00
00:00:49.000 Stop being stupid and selfish. 1.00
00:00:51.000 Wear a mask. 1.00
00:00:53.000 God damn it. 0.99
00:00:55.000 Is it so hard? 1.00
00:00:57.000 Is it so hard to have your glasses fog up for a disease that has really just stopped killing people?
00:01:04.000 I got a message from some chick today about this new movement to fight the masks.
00:01:09.000 What was her name again?
00:01:10.000 She's got a soccer player name. 0.99
00:01:13.000 I know this isn't a great introduction to the show, but bear with me, folks.
00:01:18.000 Her name was... Fuggin' uh... Fuggin' uh... I forget her name. 1.00
00:01:29.000 What?
00:01:33.000 No, it's like Gabriela Streif or something, but Restore Freedom.
00:01:38.000 So she's pushing this thing.
00:01:39.000 Look it up, Brian, or I can send it to you.
00:01:42.000 Restore Freedom 02.
00:01:43.000 It's got 36 views and their thing is they want to burn
00:01:50.000 Um, on November 3rd, 2021, post a video safely trashing your mask to Rumble.com.
00:01:56.000 Include the hashtag in the video description and send a link to RestoreFreedomStrike at ProtonMail.com.
00:02:03.000 RestoreFreedom and the... Is it?
00:02:05.000 The hashtag is TrashYourMask, all one word.
00:02:08.000 RestoreFreedom... Yeah, that's probably it.
00:02:12.000 Catherine Henry.
00:02:13.000 Well, that's not who I spoke to, but maybe it's the same thing.
00:02:16.000 Anyway, sorry.
00:02:18.000 A tangential way to introduce the show.
00:02:20.000 That was the Datsuns.
00:02:21.000 What was the song?
00:02:21.000 I Am The Eye?
00:02:22.000 Yes.
00:02:23.000 We are wearing the Out For Bud shirt that features a Gavin Werewolf drinking a Budweiser.
00:02:29.000 We have Matty O'Dell!
00:02:30.000 What's up everybody?
00:02:33.000 Matty O'Dell on the mic!
00:02:36.000 Check, check, check.
00:02:37.000 And you know how it works here.
00:02:39.000 We are live and free for the first half hour of the show.
00:02:44.000 Then we go through the viewer mail.
00:02:48.000 And then we take some calls.
00:02:52.000 But the freeloaders don't get any of that fun stuff.
00:02:55.000 The freeloaders only get the first half hour. 1.00
00:02:57.000 So fuck you! 1.00
00:03:00.000 But before we get started with that, let us introduce Tactical Walls, a veteran-owned company built in America, made in America. 1.00
00:03:12.000 These are, we have them here in the studio.
00:03:14.000 Now, unfortunately, we live in New York City.
00:03:16.000 We're here in the South Bronx where you're not allowed to have anything.
00:03:19.000 Fun.
00:03:20.000 So our mod wall features motorcycle helmets, hats, jackets, microphones.
00:03:28.000 Ryan's mod wall is a cacophony. 0.83
00:03:33.000 It is an absolute fucking mess of strangely folded shirts that sit halfway on a shelf, which I've never seen before. 0.97
00:03:42.000 I don't think anyone has. 0.96
00:03:43.000 Matty, you've ever seen a shirt displayed like that before?
00:03:46.000 No.
00:03:46.000 It's the first time I've seen that.
00:03:48.000 I'm an innovator.
00:03:50.000 Yeah, that's one way to put it.
00:03:52.000 Innovator.
00:03:52.000 You're an innovator, too, at your green cobwebs.
00:03:55.000 I don't know what's going on with that.
00:03:57.000 I love your display, Ryan, because when I insult you, people go, that guy's mean.
00:04:03.000 He's picking on that poor Asian boy.
00:04:05.000 I love the 1987 Hawaii vacation airbrushed
00:04:10.000 That's his brand.
00:04:11.000 Nope.
00:04:11.000 Yup.
00:04:12.000 That's his brand.
00:04:13.000 Okay.
00:04:13.000 I don't know what it is.
00:04:15.000 I don't know what it means.
00:04:16.000 Like cool music.
00:04:18.000 Okay.
00:04:18.000 That's his cool music.
00:04:20.000 So when you look at his mod wall that he basically has abused Tactical Walls with, you see how retarded he is and you don't think I'm mean anymore because you go, oh, that's his brain. 0.99
00:04:31.000 It's a mess. 0.99
00:04:33.000 Your whole office is disgusting. 0.99
00:04:35.000 Look at it. 0.99
00:04:36.000 Like what's the Jets bag?
00:04:40.000 The Jets bag.
00:04:41.000 You don't even know.
00:04:42.000 I don't know.
00:04:47.000 You don't know.
00:04:48.000 No.
00:04:48.000 You have a New York Jets tote, kind of a vinyl bag, just sitting there on its side.
00:04:55.000 Plenty of bags.
00:04:55.000 There's like seven totes on their side.
00:04:58.000 You don't even know what that is.
00:05:00.000 Totes.
00:05:01.000 Totes don't, actually. 1.00
00:05:03.000 So anyway, the beauty of tactical walls is you can display your guns, show all kinds of cool stuff, and if you're an absolute imbecile, you can show the world how stupid you are. 1.00
00:05:14.000 TacticalWalls.com, best products in America. 0.99
00:05:17.000 Tactical Walls promo code Gavin, 20% off all orders.
00:05:20.000 That is TacticalWalls.com.
00:05:24.000 You know how to spell tactical, right?
00:05:27.000 Promo code Gavin for 20% off all orders.
00:05:31.000 We are doing Christmas giveaways.
00:05:33.000 So get in touch with them.
00:05:35.000 We've got some booze treats here. 0.98
00:05:38.000 I've got a shot of Makers, I think? 1.00
00:05:40.000 Or Bullet?
00:05:41.000 Bullet.
00:05:42.000 Bullet Barbie. 0.99
00:05:43.000 Shot of Bullet, and then a pint of... It's not really flat beer, but it's the bottom of the keg.
00:05:49.000 Bottom of the keg.
00:05:51.000 I was gonna ask you today if you could bring the truck by and we could go to... Yeah, yeah, we can do that.
00:05:55.000 The store.
00:05:56.000 Did I tell you when I got that first keg, I go in there, you know that big keg place by the other bar?
00:06:01.000 Uh-huh.
00:06:03.000 And I talk to a young man, millennial, and I go, uh, I'm looking for a keg. 0.98
00:06:10.000 Budweiser.
00:06:11.000 And he goes, oh, I'm not sure we have Budweiser. 0.68
00:06:13.000 And then he takes me over to a fridge where, you know those dumb, like, college party kegs that are the size of a basketball? 0.76
00:06:20.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.65
00:06:20.000 He goes, I think we have Stella and Heineken. 0.65
00:06:24.000 And I go, what?
00:06:26.000 Those are beer bowls.
00:06:26.000 I drove all the way out here for a basketball?
00:06:32.000 Meanwhile, those things are like 20 beers.
00:06:36.000 Yeah, they're beer bowls.
00:06:37.000 Or less.
00:06:38.000 They're not a lot, yeah.
00:06:40.000 So then the owner is walking by and I go, so this is what you call a keg?
00:06:45.000 And the owner takes the kid, who I'm gonna say is 20, and he goes, what are you doing?
00:06:52.000 What are you doing?
00:06:56.000 And I say to him, I go, I'm looking for a keg. 1.00
00:06:59.000 I have a kegerator.
00:07:00.000 I need a keg.
00:07:01.000 A half keg, I think they're called. 1.00
00:07:03.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:07:04.000 And he's like, yeah, follow me.
00:07:05.000 And he goes, come here, to the kid.
00:07:09.000 And we go over to a room that's as big as this studio, at least.
00:07:13.000 Maybe more.
00:07:15.000 Giant sign on top that says kegs. 1.00
00:07:18.000 The fuck? 1.00
00:07:23.000 Millennial. 1.00
00:07:23.000 Fuck. 1.00
00:07:26.000 Like, you come there every day! 1.00
00:07:28.000 You work there!
00:07:29.000 You work there!
00:07:30.000 It's a huge room!
00:07:31.000 It's as big as the store! 0.99
00:07:34.000 There's the store in the front, with all the shelves of bullshit IPA faggotry, but then there's the kegs in the back. 1.00
00:07:41.000 The fuckin'... Who'd have thought? 1.00
00:07:46.000 I can't lean forward or I turn into the hunchback of Notre Dame. 0.99
00:07:48.000 Look at this, the back of my shirt.
00:07:51.000 You don't do that, Matty.
00:07:54.000 I think you have a much better posture than me. 0.99
00:07:56.000 When I'm normal, my shirt has like a pussy lip. 1.00
00:08:00.000 It's got a little rim in the back there. 0.99
00:08:01.000 Yeah, I can't.
00:08:02.000 That's not a good look.
00:08:03.000 But that's not the fault of the shirt, which you can buy.
00:08:06.000 Which you can buy.
00:08:07.000 And also, you should notice, by the way, we always wear our own shirts on Thursday nights.
00:08:12.000 This is pre-washed.
00:08:14.000 So you're seeing our shirts, not at their peak, because shirts, everything that you buy, as far as clothing goes, is better after one wash.
00:08:24.000 Except maybe a jacket.
00:08:26.000 So yeah, we should probably wash these.
00:08:28.000 But we have all new picks up, new shirts coming, and of course, our favorite shirts, Let's Go Brandon.
00:08:36.000 Presently available with an apostrophe.
00:08:40.000 There's only two shirts made without the apostrophe, and I guess we'll auction those off.
00:08:44.000 Maybe at the... We're having a big telethon on December 17th.
00:08:49.000 What if we signed the shirts as apostrophes?
00:08:52.000 We signed it between the T and the S in the shape of an apostrophe.
00:08:57.000 With what?
00:08:58.000 A micro laser?
00:09:01.000 No, just a regular small... Ryan, the apostrophe that's requisite on that typo is approximately a quarter inch high and an eighth of an inch wide.
00:09:13.000 What are you signing Ryan Catzu-Rivera with?
00:09:17.000 A nuclear pen?
00:09:19.000 It's the initials.
00:09:21.000 Oy vey, this guy.
00:09:23.000 Make your mark.
00:09:25.000 We're already 15 minutes into the show, if you can believe that.
00:09:29.000 Okay, it's only 10 minutes.
00:09:32.000 Before I get to the next sponsor at 15 minutes in, I went to the Silwa Eric Adams debate last night at a bar of the Playwright in New York City.
00:09:43.000 Silwa.
00:09:43.000 After Compound censored.
00:09:48.000 What a shit show. 1.00
00:09:51.000 Eric Adams is the bad guy from Princess and the Frog. 1.00
00:09:57.000 I think his name is Dr. Felicitas?
00:10:02.000 You would know this, Ryan.
00:10:04.000 No.
00:10:05.000 Oh, you don't have the Princess and the Frog memorized?
00:10:09.000 Look up bad guy from Princess and Frog.
00:10:12.000 Felicious? 1.00
00:10:13.000 Felicious? 1.00
00:10:15.000 Felonious?
00:10:17.000 That guy.
00:10:18.000 He's got this really irritating smirk on him the whole time.
00:10:23.000 And his big gotcha with Curtis is that Curtis faked a crime so he could look like a hero.
00:10:31.000 Which is a hell of a gotcha, if it were true.
00:10:35.000 But it's not true.
00:10:37.000 So his whole thing, and it might work, is that Curtis lied about a crime.
00:10:44.000 Made up a fake crime.
00:10:46.000 And he kept calling him fake crimes, fake crimes.
00:10:48.000 Curtis didn't come back hard enough against him, I believe.
00:10:52.000 But anyway, we showed up there.
00:10:54.000 We weren't on the guest list.
00:10:56.000 It was Curtis campaign workers only.
00:11:01.000 And they knew who I was.
00:11:02.000 They go, you're the guy with the plastic swords.
00:11:05.000 Meaning the Otoya Yamaguchi thing on October 12th.
00:11:10.000 And then I think we had a weird scene where it was like, I like you dude, but I'm not sure you're good for the campaign.
00:11:18.000 I don't know if I want you photographed here.
00:11:22.000 And then we were talking, I talked to one of the guys, I go, what if I endorse Eric Adams?
00:11:29.000 And he was like, please, please do that.
00:11:32.000 Proud Boys founder endorses Eric Adams.
00:11:36.000 He follows our values.
00:11:40.000 We should do that.
00:11:42.000 I'll do it.
00:11:43.000 Anyway, I go there with Gino Bisconti, the loudest WAP in the world.
00:11:51.000 And he's, we're doing shots and I'm used to doing shots at my bar with Matty where the corrupt Irishman dilutes them so much that you do five shots and you feel great.
00:12:00.000 I do shots in the city and I have to lie down in the bathroom because they have alcohol in them, which I'm not, my body's not used to. 0.98
00:12:09.000 So Gino's fucking yelling out, he's clapping. 0.99
00:12:12.000 Yeah! 0.99
00:12:14.000 And sometimes he gets it wrong.
00:12:17.000 So they're like, this, this city needs more, you know, law enforcement and we need to get back to what it was.
00:12:24.000 And he's like, yeah, in the eighties.
00:12:28.000 It's like, you know, it was bad in the eighties.
00:12:31.000 We're, we're going for like Giuliani, like late nineties, early aughts.
00:12:39.000 So, Curtis' campaign people eventually filtered out.
00:12:43.000 They decided to watch it back at HQ because I think Gino and I were bad for the brand.
00:12:49.000 Gino is bad for the human brand.
00:12:54.000 And the other funny thing, too, was it was so over-lit that he looked like he had just washed his face after doing the Blue Man Group.
00:13:02.000 Eric Adams was 80% blue.
00:13:10.000 You know, Curtis wants to build the seawall.
00:13:12.000 He's very Trumpy.
00:13:14.000 What's a seawall? 0.99
00:13:16.000 No cunts allowed? 0.93
00:13:17.000 Oh, S-E-A. 0.98
00:13:23.000 Let's be clear, seawalls would not have stopped this storm, but you had to be out there moving through the city, helping people to realize that this was rain.
00:13:42.000 This had nothing to do with seawalls.
00:13:44.000 If we keep thinking antiquated methods to a modern problem... What does that...
00:13:50.000 Rain is a modern problem?
00:13:52.000 Nothing about the storms is a modern problem.
00:13:55.000 This new rain everyone's been talking about.
00:13:57.000 This new problem with rain.
00:13:59.000 I can't believe Ryan brought up something I haven't thought of before.
00:14:01.000 I might be drinking too much. 0.97
00:14:02.000 Here's a good clip of Eric Adams being a tattletale snitchy mcboner pants that you just want to punch in his head.
00:14:09.000 And expand throughout that educational experience.
00:14:12.000 Thank you, Mr. Adams.
00:14:13.000 Instead of focusing just on academic excellence, we need to focus at a much earlier age for our children, vocational training.
00:14:21.000 There's such a demand for the carpenters, electricians, plumbers, programmers, and hotel care attendants.
00:14:29.000 Okay, thank you for that.
00:14:30.000 We have to keep going?
00:14:31.000 I have a few questions.
00:14:34.000 I want to follow the rules.
00:14:35.000 Can he please adhere to
00:14:36.000 What are rules?
00:14:37.000 Rules.
00:14:37.000 I guess he's Australian?
00:14:38.000 Rules.
00:15:06.000 That's not true.
00:15:08.000 I mean, it might be true, but what's more important is that Eric Adams is here for New York City.
00:15:14.000 And he is the change we need.
00:15:17.000 And he is also, not only is he a cop, but he is a person of color, a man of color.
00:15:27.000 There's a lot of criticism against him. 0.99
00:15:29.000 Holy shit, I just barfed. 0.99
00:15:30.000 Ew. 1.00
00:15:32.000 I just barfed while bullshitting. 0.99
00:15:34.000 You've hurt me today. 0.98
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00:16:49.000 What do you make of that, Ryan?
00:16:50.000 I think that's friggin' cool.
00:16:51.000 Don't you?
00:16:52.000 Awesome.
00:16:53.000 One more thing before I forget.
00:16:55.000 They asked him, um, will they be filling the quotas for black and Latino?
00:17:01.000 And Sliwa said no.
00:17:04.000 He said no, we're just gonna, the best guy for the job, we're just gonna have that guy do it.
00:17:09.000 We're not gonna, there's gonna be no quotas or nothing like that.
00:17:12.000 But, um, there's another good slam that, uh, what's-his-face did, Curtis Sliwa.
00:17:18.000 And that's the last highlight.
00:17:20.000 Just follow me in the streets and subways.
00:17:23.000 I'm there.
00:17:24.000 I'm the people's choice.
00:17:25.000 Eric Adams is with the elites in the suites, the TikTok girls, trying to sort of live up to the Kardashians at Club Zero Bond.
00:17:33.000 Come on, Eric.
00:17:34.000 Come back.
00:17:35.000 Come back to the streets and the subways.
00:17:37.000 Be with the real peeps.
00:17:41.000 Pretty good.
00:17:42.000 That was a good slam.
00:17:43.000 Yep.
00:17:44.000 And he was respectful.
00:17:46.000 He wasn't grumpy and hateful like the other guy was.
00:17:48.000 He wouldn't talk to him.
00:17:49.000 He wouldn't look at him.
00:17:50.000 And then another thing, he wouldn't even shake his hand.
00:17:53.000 He's a disrespectful guy, this Eric Adams. 1.00
00:17:55.000 He's a piece of crap. 1.00
00:17:57.000 You sound very New York. 1.00
00:17:59.000 Disrespectful guy, this Eric Adams. 1.00
00:18:00.000 He's a piece of crap. 1.00
00:18:01.000 He's got no respect. 1.00
00:18:05.000 Okay, is that it, Ryan?
00:18:06.000 That's it for the Sliwa. 0.99
00:18:08.000 Okay, we're done with Sliwa.
00:18:10.000 What do you think, Matty?
00:18:11.000 Who are you voting for?
00:18:14.000 Sliwa.
00:18:15.000 I think because everyone knows his history on crime, and crime in New York right now is just so out of control.
00:18:21.000 But aren't you a criminal?
00:18:23.000 Yeah.
00:18:24.000 I used to be.
00:18:27.000 I used to be, but I am now too.
00:18:29.000 Wait, what does Mitch Hedberg say?
00:18:30.000 I used to be.
00:18:32.000 Oh yeah.
00:18:32.000 No, Mitch Hedberg goes, I used to do drugs.
00:18:34.000 I still do, but I also used to do them.
00:18:37.000 So wait a minute.
00:18:38.000 Now that you're not a criminal, you want us to crack down on crime?
00:18:41.000 Oh, I mean, I mean,
00:18:45.000 I'm not for one like people are mugging people and you know agent bashing all that like violent crime is not good for society.
00:18:53.000 You were never a violent crime.
00:18:54.000 You were a meth and pill dealer.
00:18:57.000 Yeah, I have a few fights and stuff like that.
00:19:01.000 And assault and gun crime.
00:19:03.000 So we don't crack down on those?
00:19:07.000 They should make all drugs legal.
00:19:09.000 Okay, what about violent assault?
00:19:10.000 Didn't you beat up a cop?
00:19:13.000 Should we crack down on that?
00:19:13.000 More than one, yeah.
00:19:16.000 I think we should crack down on that.
00:19:18.000 Yeah, it's not, I was frowned upon.
00:19:21.000 Well, the beauty of when that, I don't know which time we're talking about, but the beauty of the old days was you beat up a cop,
00:19:29.000 They took you to the police station.
00:19:31.000 They handcuffed you to a chair.
00:19:32.000 Oh, they handcuffed me to a chair and about six, eight guys walked in at different times and just... And they beat you for the course of many hours. 0.98
00:19:37.000 Beat the fuck out of me. 0.96
00:19:38.000 But hey! 0.95
00:19:39.000 That was a long time ago.
00:19:41.000 You made your bed though.
00:19:44.000 I've heard you say in the past that, oh well, that was fair.
00:19:47.000 I beat up a cop, cops beat up me.
00:19:49.000 Exactly.
00:19:50.000 No need for paperwork.
00:19:51.000 No.
00:19:52.000 See, this is my goal in modern America.
00:19:55.000 Let's get rid of paperwork.
00:19:57.000 Let's get rid of calling the cops.
00:19:58.000 And at the end of the day, they didn't, they, even though they had to, it was a bar fight and we were fighting in the doorway of the bar and a cop hit me with an ice stick and I turned around and just hit him, like I just teed off on him.
00:20:10.000 And they got me for, they didn't charge me with assault that time.
00:20:15.000 I've been charged with assault on an officer, but I was charged with obstructing governmental administration.
00:20:22.000 I was preventing the police officer from doing his duties.
00:20:25.000 Oh, I see.
00:20:26.000 Yeah.
00:20:27.000 That's technically true.
00:20:27.000 I'm good friends with the cop now.
00:20:29.000 The cop that, who we got into the fight.
00:20:31.000 Oh, really?
00:20:31.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:20:32.000 I know, you know.
00:20:34.000 I still see him to this day.
00:20:35.000 Is he still a cop?
00:20:37.000 No, no, he's retired.
00:20:38.000 Ah.
00:20:39.000 Because I was invited to a Mets game with a bunch of cops from your old neighborhood.
00:20:43.000 And I said, uh, they go, do you know any other Mets fan?
00:20:45.000 I go, yeah, I know one.
00:20:47.000 Matty O'Dell.
00:20:48.000 That went over like a farting church.
00:20:50.000 And they were like, eh.
00:20:53.000 Yeah, no.
00:20:54.000 No.
00:20:54.000 Well, did you ever?
00:20:59.000 Oh, Jim Gold is on the show!
00:21:01.000 Hey! 0.99
00:21:02.000 How you doing, guys?
00:21:03.000 Hey, how you doing, Jim?
00:21:05.000 Fantastic.
00:21:06.000 I was charged with trying to beat up two cops.
00:21:08.000 I don't remember if I did or not.
00:21:09.000 It was the last time I ever got drunk. 0.97
00:21:11.000 Wow, that is fuckin' Jim Goad to a T. Yeah, with hair, finally. 0.98
00:21:17.000 When was that? 0.98
00:21:20.000 Was that before you went to prison?
00:21:22.000 This was April 1982.
00:21:23.000 I was still going to community college.
00:21:27.000 It was a nice spring day.
00:21:28.000 You know, I hate cold weather, so we decided to skip class, me and my friend Warren.
00:21:32.000 We drank a whole bottle of tequila that had a red sombrero that you screw off.
00:21:37.000 Oh yeah, I remember those.
00:21:38.000 Chased that off with a whole bottle of Coke 45.
00:21:41.000 I don't remember anything. 0.98
00:21:42.000 I woke up in jail with my face all fucked up and charges for assaulting two cops. 0.97
00:21:47.000 I'm like, well, it's time to quit drinking. 0.99
00:21:48.000 That was the last time I ever drank.
00:21:50.000 Next April will be 40 years since I've had a sip.
00:21:54.000 Oh, wow.
00:21:54.000 So what are you, like 55?
00:21:56.000 60.
00:21:58.000 You're 60 years old.
00:21:59.000 I just turned 60 in June.
00:22:01.000 Yes.
00:22:02.000 Wow.
00:22:02.000 But I had an encounter with the police last night, actually.
00:22:05.000 I was telling you about that.
00:22:07.000 What happened there?
00:22:08.000 Me and the woman went up to, uh, Pelham, Georgia, this little mountain town.
00:22:12.000 What just happened with your nose?
00:22:16.000 Get an extra appendage.
00:22:18.000 Something weird happened with your nose. 1.00
00:22:23.000 What the fuck? 1.00
00:22:26.000 How do you do that, Ryan? 1.00
00:22:29.000 Yeah, we, uh, we rented a hot tub room up in the mountains, like two hours away from here.
00:22:35.000 And, uh, the hot tub still wasn't hot.
00:22:39.000 After four hours, and I called the cleaning woman in. 1.00
00:22:41.000 I'm like, it's still not hot.
00:22:42.000 She's like, yes, it is.
00:22:43.000 I'm like, it's 96 degrees.
00:22:44.000 This is four hours.
00:22:46.000 And she's like, it's hot.
00:22:47.000 I'm like, it's not hot. 0.99
00:22:47.000 I'm like, you're a liar. 0.99
00:22:49.000 And she got pissed off, went down to the front desk. 1.00
00:22:52.000 Another fat mountain woman was there. 1.00
00:22:55.000 And I'm like, you know, she's like, he called me a liar. 1.00
00:22:57.000 I'm like, well, either you're lying or you're dumb. 1.00
00:23:00.000 She's like, well, you just insulted me. 1.00
00:23:01.000 And I guess with these mountain folks, that's like being disrespected if you're black. 0.98
00:23:05.000 Oh, right. 0.95
00:23:06.000 Yeah.
00:23:07.000 They called the cops.
00:23:08.000 I got the whole thing.
00:23:09.000 I might even put it on the next hardball.
00:23:11.000 It's like, because I'm a felon, I might as well have a camera attached to my head.
00:23:14.000 Because then the woman said she felt threatened by me.
00:23:17.000 My wife is like four foot eleven. 1.00
00:23:19.000 She's there.
00:23:20.000 She saw the whole thing.
00:23:21.000 They called the cops.
00:23:22.000 The cops came and talked to me.
00:23:23.000 I'm like, look, look, it's not a hot tub.
00:23:24.000 What's the crime?
00:23:25.000 You can call someone a liar.
00:23:27.000 It's not illegal. 1.00
00:23:29.000 Or, yeah, or dumb. 0.98
00:23:30.000 I said, either, I mean, give me the third possibility. 0.99
00:23:33.000 You're lying, because you know it's supposed to be hot and it's not hot. 1.00
00:23:37.000 You're dumb. 1.00
00:23:38.000 You don't know it's supposed to be hot. 1.00
00:23:39.000 Tell me the third thing.
00:23:40.000 So she calls the cop.
00:23:41.000 She's like, well, yeah, he's ball-headed. 0.99
00:23:42.000 I'm like, okay, you're fat. 0.99
00:23:45.000 And he's insulting me. 1.00
00:23:46.000 And then the other woman said, you know, you're a narcissist. 1.00
00:23:49.000 I work with mental health and you're a narcissist. 0.92
00:23:51.000 You can't ever admit you're wrong.
00:23:52.000 I'm like, you can't admit you're wrong about the hot tub.
00:23:55.000 It's supposed to, it's not just a tub, it's a hot tub and it's not hot.
00:24:00.000 Cause I, you know, I go up there to soak my 60 year old bones.
00:24:04.000 I don't get much time off and I wanted the hot tub, not just a tub. 0.98
00:24:08.000 And we had to just peel out of this fucking little mountain town like at midnight last night and drive two hours on. 0.96
00:24:14.000 I gotta say, Ryan does a lot of imitations. 0.98
00:24:16.000 This is the most accurate one I've ever seen.
00:24:19.000 This is uncanny.
00:24:20.000 This is almost exactly like he's talking through his body.
00:24:23.000 It's disturbing.
00:24:27.000 Okay, Jim Goad, if you're so Jim Goad.
00:24:30.000 When did you go to prison?
00:24:31.000 For how long and what for?
00:24:34.000 I went to prison, well started in jail, spent nine months in county jail.
00:24:39.000 It was May 27th or 28th, 1998 I got out. 0.99
00:24:40.000 I got out, fuck, let's see. 0.99
00:24:47.000 Day after tomorrow will be 21 years ago, right? 0.99
00:24:51.000 It was right when Bush and Gore, the whole election thing where they took a couple months to decide who got elected, that's when I got out.
00:24:57.000 For hitting a chick back, I did a whole episode on hardballs in this. 1.00
00:25:01.000 I wrote like 400 pages in shit magnet about it. 1.00
00:25:05.000 If you want to hear this chick threatening to cut my head off, chop my nipples off, blow my head to smithereens, jimgo.net slash sound. 1.00
00:25:13.000 Had a restraining order against her, lost my temper for 10 minutes, and first offense, first conviction, two and a half years. 1.00
00:25:22.000 And I probably would have done 25 years because I was notorious, but she did stupid stuff like call up my friend and say she was jerking off to the fact that my wife was dying of cancer. 1.00
00:25:32.000 We got it all on tape, gave it to the DA, he got scared, offered me a plea. 0.99
00:25:36.000 I took it.
00:25:37.000 Okay, okay, Ryan, you've done your research here.
00:25:39.000 That's pretty impressive.
00:25:42.000 I got one for you.
00:25:43.000 What was the fourth issue of Answer Me about?
00:25:48.000 That was the Notorious Rap issue.
00:25:50.000 We interviewed a lot of rappers.
00:25:52.000 Okay, good, good.
00:25:53.000 Now, who was the most, you used the word notorious just then, who was the most notorious bad man who contacted you and said that that issue went a little too far?
00:26:07.000 That would have been Richard the Night Stalker Ramirez, who was another, he was a known rapper, and he skull-fucked a grandma after killing her, but thought that Answer Me No.
00:26:17.000 4 went too far.
00:26:18.000 That's an actual story.
00:26:19.000 I used to correspond with the Night Stalker.
00:26:21.000 He thought Answer Me was brilliant, but the fourth issue, he said, he told somebody, he just stopped, he ghosted me.
00:26:27.000 I was ghosted by the Night Stalker, and he said, he asked for another family pal.
00:26:32.000 He's like, don't you think that issue went a little too far?
00:26:36.000 That and Bobby Beausoleil from the Manson family in prison.
00:26:41.000 I met him.
00:26:41.000 He had a whole sound studio in there.
00:26:43.000 They had him hooked up, like I guess they have educational programs.
00:26:46.000 So he was a killer from the Manson family.
00:26:48.000 But he told mutual friend Michael Moynihan and wrote a book, Lords of Chaos, about Norwegian death.
00:26:53.000 And I was like, that guy seems a little paranoid.
00:26:56.000 So being like having a member of the Manson family say you're paranoid, that's that's another badge of honor.
00:27:01.000 Wait, you're friends with Michael Moynihan?
00:27:03.000 Different Michael Moynihan.
00:27:04.000 This was a guy who wrote a book for Feral House.
00:27:06.000 But remember they had all those Norwegian church burnings and murders?
00:27:10.000 Oh yeah.
00:27:10.000 Killing each other for not being heavy metal enough?
00:27:13.000 There was that guy... I mean... What was his name?
00:27:15.000 He killed someone because they wore a white sweater.
00:27:18.000 There was a guy, he called himself Faust.
00:27:20.000 He was in a band called Emperor. 0.93
00:27:21.000 He stabbed a gay guy to death for coming onto him in a park. 0.87
00:27:25.000 He sent me the scariest letter I ever got. 0.97
00:27:27.000 It's like the night there was a chill in the air that night.
00:27:30.000 And I was walking to... He just... This description of...
00:27:33.000 Stabbing a homo to death for coming on to him in public. 1.00
00:27:38.000 He stabbed a fellow metal dude because he didn't like his shirt and then he ripped his head off and then he took the shattered skull parts and made a necklace after eating his brains. 0.99
00:27:48.000 That's pretty hard.
00:27:48.000 I don't know about that case.
00:27:49.000 That's pretty hard.
00:27:50.000 Yeah.
00:27:51.000 All right, Ryan, you did a good job.
00:27:52.000 I got to admit, that is the most convincing Jim Goette I've ever seen.
00:27:57.000 Thanks.
00:27:58.000 No problem.
00:27:58.000 I mean, yeah, I've been working on it a lot.
00:28:00.000 It's perfect, dude.
00:28:01.000 Thanks, man.
00:28:01.000 It's your best imitation you've ever done.
00:28:03.000 I'm fucking spent, though. 0.99
00:28:05.000 You're tired? 0.99
00:28:06.000 Yeah, my throat.
00:28:07.000 Oh, that makes sense.
00:28:08.000 I've heard that with like people who do seances and stuff and they talk to the other side.
00:28:13.000 When they're done, they're done.
00:28:14.000 It's almost like he's a physical medium.
00:28:16.000 He channeled Jim Goode right through him.
00:28:18.000 Yeah, and Jim Goode's not even dead.
00:28:21.000 No.
00:28:21.000 Not even close.
00:28:22.000 They don't need to be dead.
00:28:23.000 Um, as long as I get some of their essence, what I'll do is I'll get- Wait, he- Jim go jizzed on you? 0.82
00:28:28.000 No, he did not jizz on me.
00:28:30.000 But here's the thing, uh, you can get a little- the easiest part is get a piece of hair, but obviously if you look at Jim, not too much hair.
00:28:35.000 Well, he's got pubes.
00:28:36.000 He does have pubes- no?
00:28:37.000 Well, depends when you catch him.
00:28:40.000 I got unlucky, but he was very nice.
00:28:42.000 He sent me a bunch of cigars to congratulate me on having a child, and I guess he handled them himself, so I took a swab, and I brought that to my jujuman.
00:28:49.000 You have a jujuman?
00:28:51.000 I have a jujuman.
00:28:51.000 I'm Haitian.
00:28:52.000 I think we have the same jujuman, I think. 0.99
00:28:54.000 Anyway, but... Ingate Mbata?
00:28:57.000 Mbate Ngoto.
00:28:58.000 That's his son.
00:29:00.000 Oh, I'm sorry.
00:29:01.000 Yeah.
00:29:02.000 Bad juju.
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