Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #100 - CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHIP

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGuinness.

00:00:21.000 Something's telling me I must go home.

00:00:27.000 I must go home.

00:00:29.000 And the lights all went down in my satuous day I left her standing on her own.

00:00:53.000 Do you recognize this ensemble?

00:00:57.000 Animal House.

00:00:58.000 Yes.

00:01:00.000 I remember seeing that speech and thinking, that's what I want to be.

00:01:04.000 I want to lead some sort of a movement where we're mad as hell and we're not going to take it anymore.

00:01:12.000 We'll speak on behalf of Delta House.

00:01:24.000 But you know what I ended up being in the Prowboys?

00:01:27.000 That guy.

00:01:29.000 I ended up being the guys, calm down.

00:01:31.000 Calm down.

00:01:32.000 Stop doing that.

00:01:33.000 No, don't make that joke.

00:01:34.000 That's too spicy.

00:01:36.000 No, that's enough, Pepe's.

00:01:38.000 I think we've heard enough, Mr. Chairman.

00:01:41.000 I was told I'd have a chance to...

00:01:42.000 That's enough.

00:01:43.000 This is putting Max and John in prison for four years.

00:01:46.000 He said that?

00:01:48.000 Yes!

00:01:48.000 Are you deaf?

00:01:50.000 Let's finish this damn thing.

00:01:52.000 Blues up! 0.93

00:01:53.000 Blues up! 0.93

00:01:53.000 And then they took over. 0.93

00:01:56.000 And then I had to step down from the club.

00:01:58.000 I don't think it's fair.

00:02:00.000 That's what I said on my way out.

00:02:02.000 And then they threw all my friends in jail, and the SPLC destroyed my reputation.

00:02:08.000 The girls thought it was hot.

00:02:11.000 Hey, shut up, you asshole!

00:02:15.000 And then Enrique took over.

00:02:21.000 Stop going to rallies.

00:02:22.000 They're serious this time.

00:02:24.000 Don't go to January 6th and don't bring a clip.

00:02:27.000 Don't worry, man.

00:02:28.000 I could talk to the cops.

00:02:29.000 I'm friends with a lot of them.

00:02:31.000 It doesn't matter.

00:02:31.000 The cops don't have any control.

00:02:48.000 Or if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system?

00:02:53.000 And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general?

00:03:05.000 I put it to you, Greg.

00:03:08.000 Isn't this an indictment of our entire American society?

00:03:15.000 Well, you can do what you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you, bad mouth, the United States of America.

00:03:25.000 Gentlemen!

00:03:29.000 That's the government.

00:03:31.000 I just realized he had a knit tie.

00:03:34.000 Yeah, I just wish I could be more authentic.

00:03:36.000 So, back when Nita Fashions, and this will be our Nita Fashions plug, info at NitaFashions.com, correct?

00:03:48.000 Back when they would come and visit hotel rooms, they'd come to New York City, and I showed them that clip, and I said, I need that suit.

00:03:54.000 And they found the swatch, and I found the tie, and they made the pink shirt, and we put it together.

00:04:04.000 Info at nitafashions.com.

00:04:05.000 So what you do now with them, they're not coming to your town anymore, or maybe they will in a few months.

00:04:12.000 But as of right now, you contact them.

00:04:14.000 They get on a Zoom call with you, and you do all your measurements.

00:04:20.000 They get your body perfect.

00:04:22.000 And then the prices are amazing.

00:04:25.000 You can get a dirt cheap shirt.

00:04:27.000 When I say dirt cheap, I mean like 60, 70 bucks.

00:04:29.000 Oh, I can get them at fucking Walmart for, go fuck yourself. 1.00

00:04:36.000 Or you can get a very expensive suit.

00:04:38.000 Now, the problem with a tailored suit in New York, they're like five grand.

00:04:43.000 Six, seven grand sometimes.

00:04:45.000 Because tailors are rare.

00:04:46.000 But tailors are not rare in Hong Kong.

00:04:49.000 So what these guys will do, they can get you a suit for like a thousand bucks.

00:04:53.000 So anyway, discuss prices first and what your range is.

00:04:57.000 And then you can get all these shirts that fit you so perfectly, you have no idea how perfectly comfortable I am right now.

00:05:04.000 There is no like, you know, the neck thing where you start, you can feel your Adam's Apple rub on the top button and you're like, I'm not going to have a panic attack.

00:05:11.000 I feel like I'm being choked out.

00:05:13.000 I don't right now.

00:05:14.000 Right now, I feel like I'm wearing a sweatshirt and I'm wearing a suit.

00:05:18.000 Ooh, you know what's cool?

00:05:20.000 You get your name in it.

00:05:23.000 Mine says Gavin McInnes because that's my name.

00:05:26.000 But you get your name.

00:05:27.000 And you choose this fabric and everything.

00:05:29.000 It's fun.

00:05:32.000 So yes, that's our new sponsor, NitaFashions.

00:05:34.000 Go to info at nitafashions.com.

00:05:39.000 Got it?

00:05:40.000 Nitafashions.com.

00:05:42.000 Have we made it clear enough?

00:05:43.000 So yeah, you go there, they'll measure you on the Zoom, and then you can start talking about what you want to get.

00:05:48.000 And then once they have you in the book, you just call them up and you pick some shirts online and say, send me three more shirts.

00:05:56.000 A thin one for summer and a thick one for winter.

00:06:00.000 But there's also one other thing with that.

00:06:03.000 There's a promo code?

00:06:04.000 Oh, yeah.

00:06:05.000 I became obese after.

00:06:07.000 I mean, I've been going to them for 10 years.

00:06:10.000 And I'm also, I prefer the term ripped.

00:06:12.000 I've become bigger.

00:06:14.000 And for some reason, I guess my waist is more muscular because it's bigger now.

00:06:19.000 I have a more muscular waist.

00:06:21.000 That's not a good outfit.

00:06:23.000 Oh, I was wearing that same shirt today.

00:06:24.000 Oh, it's a baseball game.

00:06:26.000 You know how much those shirts, those shorts cost me?

00:06:28.000 How much?

00:06:29.000 $350.

00:06:30.000 That's the hell.

00:06:31.000 It was like a bunch of stuff.

00:06:32.000 one of the dumbest things I've done.

00:06:33.000 It's right after I left Vice and I had a big check.

00:06:36.000 And I was at some fancy surf store, and I thought, oh, I'll just get these.

00:06:40.000 And I put them down, and they're like made in Amsterdam or some shit. 0.99

00:06:42.000 And the guy goes $350.

00:06:43.000 And the only time in my life I've ever done this, and I've never done it since, I went, oh.

00:06:48.000 Instead of going, like, what the fuck?

00:06:50.000 You out of your mind?

00:06:51.000 And just put them back.

00:06:52.000 I went, oh.

00:06:54.000 And just paid.

00:06:55.000 I've done that a lot.

00:06:56.000 Yeah.

00:06:57.000 So stupid.

00:06:58.000 Those don't fit me anymore.

00:06:59.000 So anyway, I call them up and I go, dude, what am I going to do now?

00:07:03.000 My waist is like two sizes bigger.

00:07:06.000 And they go, no problem, Mr. McInnes.

00:07:08.000 Your pants all have an inch and a half extra sewn in.

00:07:13.000 I didn't notice that.

00:07:14.000 So send them back to us and we'll expand them and send them back for your charge.

00:07:19.000 And now all my suits fit like PJs again.

00:07:21.000 That's the guy.

00:07:22.000 That's the son.

00:07:24.000 Anyway, Nina Fashions is great.

00:07:27.000 The reason I chose that opening song, though.

00:07:30.000 In Massachusetts, because I just watched this new Bee Gees dock that's going around.

00:07:36.000 Have you ever heard about this?

00:07:40.000 Before I saw this dock, I was like, yeah, yeah, I know the Bee Gees, like disco band.

00:07:44.000 They got a lot of flack when everyone hated disco, and they did the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack.

00:07:48.000 And I heard they were kind of more rock before that.

00:07:51.000 They had a whole bunch of songs that were kind of heavy.

00:07:55.000 There's like 37 Bee Gees.

00:07:58.000 Not guys, but versions of the band.

00:08:01.000 What?

00:08:01.000 Sort of like Van Halen.

00:08:03.000 When they were little kids, they would play parties and weddings and stuff.

00:08:07.000 Like Eddie Van Halen and Alex Van Halen would go with their dad and he'd play the piano.

00:08:12.000 Right.

00:08:12.000 And they'd go do weddings, anything, funerals, conga, polka, whatever you want.

00:08:17.000 Which is a crucial part of the puzzle.

00:08:18.000 Because you get to the point where you're just so fucking good at music that you can churn it out in an afternoon.

00:08:24.000 I also think a massive part of this is innate talent.

00:08:28.000 And what the Van Halens did and the Bee Gees did is they combined their innate talent with Malcolm Gladwell's thousands hour minimum.

00:08:36.000 And what a fucking band.

00:08:39.000 Look up how many hits the Bee Gees have.

00:08:42.000 I believe it's 347,000.

00:08:46.000 So they had that.

00:08:47.000 So they had like a Beatles thing.

00:08:48.000 They were basically the Beatles in the 60s.

00:08:51.000 They came up with the Beatles.

00:08:53.000 Girls screaming their heads off, all that. 0.99

00:08:56.000 Then there's a lull, then they're the psychedelic guys because everyone's doing that.

00:09:00.000 And they rode all these different waves.

00:09:03.000 And then they keep dying, right?

00:09:05.000 Of course, that's what happens in pop music.

00:09:07.000 You're huge and you die.

00:09:08.000 Momus, my buddy Momus, the EDM guy, his solution to that problem is he just moves to different parts of the world.

00:09:14.000 So when I met him, he was living in Japan, having a whole new career there as a dance electronic music guy in Japan.

00:09:21.000 The Bee Gees didn't do that. 1.00

00:09:23.000 Well, they did move from Australia to Britain to America, but they would just keep reinventing themselves.

00:09:31.000 How many hits did just type in, Ryan?

00:09:33.000 Hits.

00:09:35.000 No.

00:09:35.000 Somebody said...

00:09:36.000 You type into Google, how many hits did the Bee Gees have?

00:09:40.000 Question mark.

00:09:42.000 I have done that, sadly.

00:09:44.000 And what did it say?

00:09:45.000 It basically told me to fuck myself and look at Wikipedia, and I was like, all right, well, I'm not scrolling through that, but I found an article.

00:09:50.000 No, no, you wrote, how many hits, Begs, and you made Begs one word?

00:09:54.000 It's two words and have.

00:09:59.000 How many hits Bee Gees have?

00:10:01.000 How many hits did the Bee Gees have?

00:10:07.000 You've got to really spoon feed these youngsters.

00:10:12.000 43 hot top 100 hits for the group.

00:10:15.000 How many?

00:10:15.000 43?

00:10:16.000 Yeah, first of 43 hot.

00:10:18.000 No, I saw something in this article here that said how many hits they had.

00:10:23.000 Okay.

00:10:23.000 Well, you can tell us when you're ready.

00:10:24.000 Stop killing the momentum of the show.

00:10:28.000 So then their career is sort of waning, and they go, we need something at the end of this song, like a yeah going away, like as the song's fading away.

00:10:37.000 And Barry Gibb, I forget the hunkiest one, just goes, because you gotta know, nah, I can't do it, obviously, with my voice.

00:10:45.000 But he does this falsetto thing, and everyone goes, that sounds cool.

00:10:51.000 And they go, we've always been influenced by those sort of doo-wop bands with the high voice, with the falsetto.

00:10:56.000 And then they said, well, why don't you do that start now?

00:10:59.000 So then they become the falsetto band.

00:11:01.000 They've already had like four careers.

00:11:04.000 Then they do the falsetto thing.

00:11:07.000 There we go.

00:11:08.000 Bee G's ranked third among groups for most hot 100 number 100.

00:11:12.000 34 song chart appearances.

00:11:15.000 What is that Be G's ranked third?

00:11:19.000 Clicked it.

00:11:20.000 It is loading.

00:11:21.000 It's loading.

00:11:22.000 Are we having a slow internet night again?

00:11:24.000 I believe that is the truth.

00:11:26.000 That's what's happening here.

00:11:27.000 Look at those singles.

00:11:28.000 Five in the UK.

00:11:30.000 19 in UK top 10.

00:11:32.000 Oh, these are all UK ones.

00:11:35.000 Yeah.

00:11:36.000 So that's not interesting to me, Ryan.

00:11:38.000 I already want to kill you.

00:11:40.000 This is the rank third thing.

00:11:44.000 That's still...

00:11:45.000 This is art.

00:11:46.000 That was loading that whole fucking time.

00:11:48.000 We're not off to a good start.

00:11:50.000 Spent 33 weeks on the chart.

00:11:51.000 We're still learning stuff about the Begs.

00:11:53.000 Okay.

00:11:56.000 How Deep Is Your Love, of course?

00:11:57.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:11:58.000 I don't want to know that.

00:11:59.000 So it's like 34 or something.

00:12:01.000 But that was Britain.

00:12:02.000 Now I'm getting mad.

00:12:06.000 Keep scrolling down.

00:12:09.000 20.

00:12:10.000 So who are the other two guys?

00:12:12.000 What kind of headline is that?

00:12:15.000 It's got to be in the opening paragraph.

00:12:16.000 Go to the opening paragraph.

00:12:18.000 The trio, blah, blah, blah.

00:12:19.000 One of the group in history.

00:12:20.000 Adupazi Love. 0.97

00:12:21.000 Save for the Beatles and the Supremes.

00:12:23.000 The Supremes?

00:12:25.000 Yeah.

00:12:25.000 The Supremes?

00:12:28.000 The Supremes are number two?

00:12:31.000 What do they have?

00:12:32.000 Fucking...

00:12:33.000 Fucking a lot.

00:12:34.000 A bunch of fucking gay love songs? 1.00

00:12:37.000 Actually, gay, yeah. 0.93

00:12:38.000 The Supremes?

00:12:40.000 Loving a man when you're a man.

00:12:43.000 Let me see some of them.

00:12:44.000 Let's see.

00:12:46.000 Baby Love, Back in My Arms Again.

00:12:48.000 Come see about me.

00:12:50.000 Oh, of course.

00:12:51.000 Everybody's favorite, Love is Like an Itching in My Heart.

00:12:53.000 Oh, that one.

00:12:54.000 I can never get to play that song.

00:12:56.000 What the fuck is Love Is Like an Itching in My Heart?

00:12:58.000 That's gross, by the way.

00:12:59.000 It sounds like You have, you didn't wipe your heart well enough.

00:13:05.000 You have Jock Hart.

00:13:10.000 Never heard this hit before.

00:13:14.000 Anyway, and then disco happens, and everyone hates them, so they're depressed.

00:13:21.000 And everyone just hated them because that was the thing.

00:13:23.000 I remember I was around then in the 70s, and we would wear shirts that said death before disco.

00:13:28.000 And I was like seven.

00:13:30.000 And my babysitter goes, do you hate disco?

00:13:34.000 I go, yeah, I'd rather fucking die.

00:13:37.000 And then she plays like Heart of Glass by Blondie, and she goes, what do you think of this song?

00:13:40.000 I go, it's awesome.

00:13:41.000 Who's this?

00:13:42.000 She goes, it's disco.

00:13:44.000 And it was like, I had been raped.

00:13:47.000 My babysitter raped me.

00:13:48.000 That was a man you just.

00:13:49.000 Look, that's a whole Bee Gees there. 0.99

00:13:51.000 And they were huge then.

00:13:52.000 Look, they're signing autographs when they're like fucking 12.

00:13:55.000 I remember being grossed out the first time I saw the Bee Gees.

00:13:59.000 My aunt was listening to them like a concert on the TV, and I was like, who are they?

00:14:02.000 They're ugly as fuck.

00:14:04.000 And my aunt was like, those are the Bee Gees. 1.00

00:14:05.000 They were the greatest bands in the world.

00:14:07.000 That's their failed musician dad.

00:14:09.000 And their other, their mom was also a dad, apparently.

00:14:14.000 My two dads.

00:14:16.000 How can you mend a broken heart?

00:14:18.000 Yeah, it's really good.

00:14:18.000 Worth a watch.

00:14:19.000 Although, they had a younger brother who came along later, and he also had 8 million hits.

00:14:23.000 But he OD'd, I think, Coke.

00:14:26.000 I think he coked himself to death, which is a challenge.

00:14:28.000 But they don't really touch on that.

00:14:30.000 It's sort of like watching a Queen documentary, and they don't mention that Freddie Mercury was a fag, which they did in the Queen documentary. 0.98

00:14:37.000 They just sort of show him, or not documentary, the movie with Rehmad Zimbi or whatever.

00:14:42.000 They just show him go into a room, and it's implied.

00:14:46.000 Remy Malor.

00:14:47.000 But like, his gayness was pretty huge. 0.84

00:14:49.000 I mean, he did bring opera to the masses.

00:14:53.000 That's not normal for straight man.

00:14:55.000 Speaking of over, it's easy to overdose on Coke if you get it from Brooklyn lately, though.

00:15:00.000 There's been fentanyl with it.

00:15:01.000 This was not during fentanyl days, believe it or not.

00:15:05.000 Pre-fentanyl Bee Gees.

00:15:07.000 So then, wait, I'm telling this story all wrong.

00:15:10.000 And then disco, so disco's bad, and everyone hated them just because they were popular, just like me when I was a kid.

00:15:15.000 I just, that's what you do.

00:15:17.000 And then they go, let's become songwriters.

00:15:20.000 They have another fucking career.

00:15:23.000 Writing songs for Barbara Streisand.

00:19:27.000 17 cinder blocks covered in aids fall on your head you look you turn into kevin mcalester after the first kevin mcalester meets Rambo.

00:19:36.000 So if you sneak in my back door, a giant fucking branch goes shunk through your thighs. 0.91

00:19:42.000 You wouldn't be like, Again, with the home invasions.

00:19:47.000 This is becoming a pattern.

00:19:48.000 Yeah, there's no fucking way.

00:19:50.000 Oh, shit, Bob O'Nekur, you fucking liar who made an awesome movie where you changed the races. 0.99

00:19:56.000 I'm going to put on the AC for a second.

00:19:57.000 Tell me if it bothers you.

00:20:02.000 Any bothering going on?

00:20:04.000 No, not me.

00:20:06.000 Okay.

00:20:06.000 And people have written in and said not.

00:20:08.000 So yeah, tacticalwalls.com.

00:20:10.000 Check it out.

00:20:11.000 Support vets.

00:20:13.000 Support American businesses.

00:20:18.000 So we got Native Fashions.

00:20:19.000 We got Tactical Walls.

00:20:21.000 We covered the opening song.

00:20:24.000 Oh, I meant to say this last show, but I'll say it now.

00:20:31.000 But I'm talking to you here on a human level.

00:20:33.000 That is a very human level.

00:20:36.000 I guess we'll start with the important news.

00:20:39.000 DJ Khaled cannot say the word circumstances.

00:20:42.000 Circumstances.

00:20:44.000 Circumstances.

00:20:45.000 It's an easy word.

00:20:48.000 From your circumstance.

00:20:49.000 What's the word?

00:20:50.000 Circus.

00:20:51.000 Circumstances.

00:20:52.000 Circumstances.

00:20:53.000 Circumstances.

00:20:54.000 Circumstances.

00:20:55.000 Circumstances.

00:20:56.000 No, just you can do what you can do.

00:20:57.000 Circum.

00:20:58.000 There's some words I can't say.

00:20:59.000 Circum.

00:21:00.000 Circumstances.

00:21:03.000 Circumstances.

00:21:05.000 Circumstances.

00:21:06.000 Circumstances.

00:21:09.000 But she can't say it either.

00:21:10.000 They had, what's her name there from, you know, the men Fergie?

00:21:15.000 Fergie, yeah, that looked like Fergie.

00:21:17.000 But she tries to say it cool and rap because everyone thinks DJ Khaled's black.

00:21:22.000 He's a Palestinian.

00:21:23.000 You don't have to talk black to him.

00:21:25.000 Relax.

00:21:25.000 Circumstances.

00:21:27.000 Circumstances.

00:21:28.000 Like, she's bad too.

00:21:29.000 Circum.

00:21:30.000 No, just do you, you can give me.

00:21:31.000 Circum.

00:21:32.000 There's some words I can't say.

00:21:33.000 Circum.

00:21:34.000 I don't want to get my son circumstanced.

00:21:37.000 I'm against circumstances.

00:21:39.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:21:40.000 Then we'll get it next time.

00:21:41.000 He's uncircumcised.

00:21:43.000 I think you did a great job.

00:21:44.000 Give words you can't say.

00:21:45.000 I always have a problem with the abominable snowman.

00:21:48.000 Abominable.

00:21:50.000 Abominable.

00:21:51.000 Abominable.

00:21:52.000 I keep thinking that there's an extra B in there.

00:21:53.000 Abominable.

00:21:54.000 You know, I don't know.

00:21:56.000 Basically anything smart.

00:21:58.000 Yeah.

00:21:59.000 Full sentence.

00:21:59.000 I know a word you have trouble with.

00:22:02.000 Everything.

00:22:03.000 Correct.

00:22:04.000 Yeah.

00:22:07.000 Speaking of which, I was at the fag zone earlier today, and I just thought you guys should see how it's progressed over the years with the show.

00:22:17.000 He is, he's been listening to a lot of Jordan Peterson, and he's decided to clean his room.

00:22:22.000 And the way he's cleaning it is with several meters deep of laundry.

00:22:28.000 Turn it up.

00:22:35.000 Yes, in the first video that you took, I decided to drop a certain word a certain amount of times to make it.

00:22:42.000 He said the N-word 14 times so I wouldn't ever show it on the show.

00:22:45.000 And that's what he's referencing the second time.

00:22:46.000 I think he denied the Holocaust and said a bunch of other things.

00:22:49.000 Right.

00:22:49.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:22:49.000 Hoping I wouldn't post it.

00:22:50.000 That's the worst things.

00:22:52.000 I actually didn't post it, but I caught him again.

00:22:55.000 So, you know, you can pause that at home and just have a look at the squalor this man lives in.

00:23:00.000 Go back.

00:23:02.000 Like, I have 50 years of clothes, sort of.

00:23:05.000 Well, not 50, but I've been around.

00:23:07.000 I've lived in New York for 20 years, so I should have 20 years of clothes cycled through.

00:23:11.000 You have enough clothes.

00:23:14.000 Like, let's go to the corner there where the guitar is.

00:23:17.000 No, no, the other way.

00:23:18.000 The other entire way.

00:23:21.000 Yeah, like all that.

00:23:22.000 It's a lot of clothes.

00:23:25.000 And you never, it's not like you're always wearing a different fun outfit.

00:23:29.000 That's true.

00:23:30.000 That's true.

00:23:31.000 So why not?

00:23:31.000 You told me like weeks ago you were going to get a contractor bag and just throw it all out.

00:23:36.000 That's true.

00:23:36.000 You know what I've noticed is a lot of those are seasonal clothes.

00:23:39.000 Like see that the plaid there?

00:23:41.000 Like everything plaid, flannel, this is all winter and fall clothes, right?

00:23:46.000 So there's a bunch of outfits.

00:23:48.000 There's like four months worth of outfits that I cannot wear during the season, you know?

00:23:52.000 And that's kind of rough.

00:23:54.000 But if I, you know what I should do?

00:23:55.000 Yeah, no one else has that scenario.

00:23:57.000 But they usually have aone else has a winter room, a summer room, and a spring and fall room for their various walk-in closets.

00:24:06.000 Correct.

00:24:06.000 And so that's you explaining the clothes.

00:24:08.000 What about the other disgusting clutter?

00:24:11.000 Like, look at the desk underneath the video game.

00:24:14.000 Right.

00:24:14.000 No, underneath the video game.

00:24:17.000 Like, what is all that fucking garbage?

00:24:21.000 It's too fuzzy, but...

00:24:23.000 Oh, there we go.

00:24:24.000 That's kind of good.

00:24:25.000 There's just mail and shit.

00:24:29.000 A cowboy hat.

00:24:33.000 Like, I think I gave you that trunk underneath.

00:24:36.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:24:37.000 Oh, no.

00:24:37.000 Wait, I gave you a trunk.

00:24:39.000 And I go, you could just put your socks underwear in here.

00:24:41.000 And then you moved the trunk out and added two more boxes of clothes.

00:24:44.000 Right.

00:24:45.000 Anyway, pathetic.

00:24:48.000 I want to have a little Canada news.

00:24:50.000 Oh, shit, I forgot to number these, dude.

00:24:52.000 He's not cleaning.

00:24:53.000 I do crying Jordan Peterson pretty well now.

00:24:56.000 Okay, let's hear it.

00:24:57.000 Oh, I closed the video, shit.

00:24:59.000 He's...

00:25:02.000 He's not cleaning his room properly.

00:25:06.000 And it makes me sad.

00:25:08.000 It really makes me upset.

00:25:13.000 He does the look-up thing to try not to cry, but he does.

00:25:16.000 Why is he such a crybaby?

00:25:18.000 He's an emotional guy.

00:25:20.000 I feel him.

00:25:21.000 Early in the mornings, if I hear like a sad song, I'm liable to have a lip quiver.

00:25:25.000 Oh, I had a little cry today.

00:25:27.000 Oh, yeah.

00:25:27.000 I saw on the Fox News Instagram, it was some woman went to pick up her cake for her son, and the cake was paid for, and it had a card with it, and it said, I paid for your cake.

00:25:37.000 My son died at 30.

00:25:39.000 This would have been his fifth birthday in heaven.

00:25:41.000 Oh, my God.

00:25:44.000 Go down.

00:25:47.000 Maybe it's...

00:25:48.000 I thought it was Fox News.

00:25:50.000 Maybe it wasn't.

00:25:51.000 I could look.

00:25:52.000 There it is.

00:25:53.000 Oh, okay, gotcha.

00:25:55.000 The picture here.

00:25:57.000 What?

00:25:57.000 It's a picture.

00:25:59.000 Of course it's a picture.

00:26:00.000 Shit for brains.

00:26:01.000 It's a literal Instagram.

00:26:03.000 Yeah, they have videos with little piano music.

00:26:05.000 I literally picture...

00:26:07.000 Today is my son's 35th birthday, his fifth one in heaven.

00:26:11.000 In his memory, I've paid for your cake.

00:26:13.000 Please enjoy, make special memories, and hug your children.

00:26:16.000 Loved and loved ones tight.

00:26:18.000 My son loved cake.

00:26:20.000 And I started to well up with tears thinking about that gesture and her son.

00:26:24.000 And then I thought, wait a minute, my son loved cake?

00:26:27.000 Did he weigh 650 pounds?

00:26:30.000 No, I think it's just a little levity.

00:26:33.000 Did he die of obesity?

00:26:35.000 That makes me less sad.

00:26:37.000 Dude, this is you trying to not be sad.

00:26:39.000 No, I just, when I saw the loved with two underlines, my eyes dried up immediately.

00:26:44.000 That was a fat piece of shit.

00:26:45.000 Oh, you had diabetes because you overindulged yourself.

00:26:49.000 Speaking of overindulging in Vancouver, I have a little bit of Canada news.

00:26:55.000 On Vancouver Island, this is not the first Canada news, the second one.

00:26:58.000 A junkie finally took a shit after, you know how they get constipated. 0.88

00:27:04.000 Of course.

00:27:04.000 And so they had to, the sanitation group had to, it didn't fit in the toilet, obviously.

00:27:11.000 So they took it to the ocean in a truck and just sort of rolled it out to sea and hoped it would find its way.

00:27:16.000 It's one of those where it was so massive that it broke.

00:27:20.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:27:21.000 Like when you see that.

00:27:22.000 The other half is in the next picture.

00:27:25.000 That's the other half that was on a different one.

00:27:27.000 So there's two different pictures.

00:27:28.000 But the locals were furious because they're rolling into the ocean and they realize that the fish are going to eat it.

00:27:32.000 And then every time you eat fish locally, you're eating this fat junkie's shit.

00:27:36.000 Every fish you eat is poofer fish.

00:27:38.000 See, this is a hard joke to do in the suburbs because they don't know that junkies take a shit once every two weeks.

00:27:46.000 And I miss that.

00:27:47.000 I miss being able to make junkie jokes.

00:27:51.000 You know when we were at the Tommy Robinson trial in Britain, someone threw a junkie shit at us?

00:27:57.000 Wow.

00:27:58.000 It hit the ground and rolled to the side.

00:28:00.000 And it was this big.

00:28:04.000 No.

00:28:05.000 Yeah.

00:28:06.000 That might have been bear shit, dude.

00:28:08.000 What?

00:28:09.000 Bear shit.

00:28:09.000 You know what bear shit looks like?

00:28:11.000 Is it little turds?

00:28:13.000 Oh, I can't show any of these pictures.

00:28:15.000 No.

00:28:15.000 Bear shit just looks like someone poured pancake battery.

00:28:19.000 Anyway, it looked like a brown tornado, like someone took an entire tub of ice cream and just played with it for a bit.

00:28:27.000 And it hit the ground.

00:28:28.000 It was all Tommy Robinson fans.

00:28:30.000 So there must have been some Antifa person just hurling it from really far away.

00:28:33.000 Wow.

00:28:34.000 And no one knew what it was, but I did.

00:28:36.000 Growing up in Montreal, I know what junkies look like.

00:28:40.000 And the fun thing about it is you could see, like, that was Monday.

00:28:43.000 Tuesday was, like, there was all the different shades.

00:28:45.000 It was like a little calendar.

00:28:48.000 And then one of the soccer hooligan type of skells of a chick just sort of kicked it aside. 1.00

00:28:56.000 Is he going to eat that?

00:28:57.000 Sure is.

00:28:58.000 Now, a lot of people think this is chocolate.

00:29:00.000 It is not.

00:29:01.000 Chocolate does not occur naturally in the forest.

00:29:04.000 This is actually bear scat.

00:29:07.000 But the great thing about this is when you open it up, you dry heave.

00:29:11.000 Turn it up.

00:29:14.000 Trying to get one out of it.

00:29:15.000 That looks like a cliff bar.

00:29:17.000 It's actually not digested.

00:29:20.000 So the bear's obviously eating a lot of nuts, a lot of fruit, and not all of it gets absorbed.

00:29:26.000 Your nuts and your fruit.

00:29:27.000 And actually, if you're trying to eat that shit.

00:29:29.000 That could actually be a food source. 0.93

00:29:31.000 All you need to do is wash this off, get all the bacteria and the fecal matter off it.

00:29:39.000 No, thanks.

00:29:40.000 I keep looking.

00:29:43.000 Eat some of that grass behind.

00:29:44.000 Imagine like he approaches like Gordon Ramsey, where he goes to the bears, like, this shit isn't even digested.

00:29:49.000 This is pathetic.

00:29:52.000 Where did you learn how to shit?

00:30:00.000 This isn't even cooked.

00:30:01.000 You'd have to wash it like with a fire hose.

00:30:04.000 Before I'm 100% sure.

00:30:06.000 We're going to wash this with bear pins.

00:30:08.000 Enough.

00:30:10.000 Also in Canada news, I was just going through videos and there's these pedophile hunters.

00:30:17.000 Like when we were kids, if a Nazi skinhead caught a punk walking down the street, he'd beat the shit out of you.

00:30:24.000 And vice versa.

00:30:25.000 You'd have fucking skateboarders would bump into a BMX guy and it would be a fight.

00:30:30.000 Look at hockey.

00:30:31.000 There's a fight because you're on the other team.

00:30:33.000 But this guy bumps into a fucking pedophile and berates him for 44 minutes.

00:30:39.000 Beat him up and call the cops or just call the cops.

00:30:44.000 But arguing with him about wanting to fuck a 12-year-old?

00:30:48.000 And then he's like, I'm from India, buddy.

00:30:51.000 Yeah, that's not legal there either, my friend.

00:30:55.000 It's not even legal in Mexico.

00:30:58.000 This goes on and on and on, so I won't waste your time, but she's 12 years old, dude.

00:31:06.000 What's wrong with you, man?

00:31:07.000 You just came here and you're looking to get arrested and go back.

00:31:10.000 No, sir, I don't want to do it.

00:31:11.000 She's 12 years old.

00:31:12.000 You can't do it.

00:31:13.000 I really know.

00:31:14.000 Really?

00:31:14.000 I have you in the chat.

00:31:16.000 You came here to make a life.

00:31:18.000 Ah, I love...

00:31:19.000 Look, what is this?

00:31:20.000 What does this mean?

00:31:20.000 You know what, sir?

00:31:22.000 I love getting head.

00:31:23.000 I love having XXX.

00:31:25.000 I love licking.

00:31:26.000 I love kissing.

00:31:28.000 I go crazy behind.

00:31:29.000 Can I just say something?

00:31:30.000 Say something.

00:31:32.000 I really thought she is hating.

00:31:33.000 Trust me.

00:31:34.000 And I really...

00:31:35.000 Dude, she confirmed the age with these fists. 1.00

00:31:38.000 See, you jumped too far ahead.

00:31:39.000 Go back when he has no mask on.

00:31:40.000 It's not good TV when someone has a mask on.

00:31:43.000 And turn it up.

00:31:44.000 I can't hear shit.

00:31:46.000 I'm sorry.

00:31:47.000 I'm really new to Canada.

00:31:52.000 Sorry, sir.

00:31:52.000 She's 12 years old.

00:31:55.000 What's the matter with your hand?

00:31:57.000 I don't want to do that or anything like that.

00:31:58.000 No, no.

00:31:59.000 Read the messages.

00:32:00.000 You're going to talk right now before I call the police.

00:32:02.000 I don't care if you're new to Canada.

00:32:04.000 That excuse is getting old.

00:32:06.000 That excuse is getting old.

00:32:08.000 No.

00:32:08.000 You get what I'm saying?

00:32:10.000 He's got the anger.

00:32:11.000 Like, do you yell at murderers too?

00:32:13.000 You jerk.

00:32:13.000 I hate murder.

00:32:14.000 This is what phone is.

00:32:15.000 Why did you murder someone?

00:32:17.000 If you put the phone down, you...

00:32:18.000 I swear to God, I'm going to call the cops if you don't apologize.

00:32:21.000 I checked out his YouTube page, and there is instances where he hasn't called the cops because the guy showed remorse.

00:32:26.000 Come on.

00:32:27.000 Oh, you mean you got hustled?

00:32:28.000 Right.

00:32:29.000 But go back, go back.

00:32:32.000 So, this is in Toronto.

00:32:35.000 Don't say Toronto and don't say Saturday Night Live.

00:32:37.000 It's Saturday Night Live.

00:32:38.000 But jump ahead here, like way.

00:32:41.000 They end up going to his house.

00:32:44.000 Before that, I think.

00:32:46.000 But the problem isn't that is I don't care.

00:32:49.000 And then he's all buddy-buddy with the guy's roommate.

00:32:51.000 Keep going.

00:32:52.000 He's almost there.

00:32:53.000 This is serious man.

00:32:54.000 No, no, you're going the wrong fucking way.

00:33:00.000 Don't worry.

00:33:00.000 Your house will be blurred out.

00:33:01.000 Everything will be blurred out.

00:33:02.000 Don't worry.

00:33:03.000 Let's go.

00:33:04.000 Keep going, Ryan.

00:33:04.000 You're making me mad again.

00:33:07.000 Yeah.

00:33:08.000 Yeah, there.

00:33:09.000 Wait, now go back.

00:33:10.000 You just went a little too far.

00:33:12.000 Good, man.

00:33:13.000 But turn it up.

00:33:16.000 Okay, let's see the door open.

00:33:23.000 Listen.

00:33:25.000 Do I have permission to come in your house and record?

00:33:27.000 Yes.

00:33:28.000 Yes?

00:33:28.000 Yes.

00:33:29.000 Okay, leave the door open.

00:33:30.000 Leave the door open.

00:33:31.000 I'm 40 minutes into it.

00:33:32.000 I typically don't do this.

00:33:34.000 This is weird.

00:33:35.000 What are you doing?

00:33:36.000 Hello, how are you?

00:33:37.000 Hello, how are you?

00:33:39.000 I'm just, I caught your friend being a pedophile.

00:33:42.000 Not too bad.

00:33:43.000 What you cooking?

00:33:44.000 Yeah.

00:33:44.000 What you cooking?

00:33:46.000 I'm making omelette.

00:33:47.000 Omelette?

00:33:49.000 Oh, man.

00:33:49.000 Omelet, omelette, omelette.

00:33:50.000 That's good, man.

00:33:51.000 That's good.

00:33:52.000 Omelet, omelet, omelet.

00:33:53.000 That's good, man.

00:33:54.000 Okay, so.

00:33:57.000 He's blanking this way.

00:33:58.000 Come here, buddy.

00:33:59.000 After you finish your omelet, don't worry.

00:34:02.000 After you finish your omelette?

00:34:06.000 The guy's mentally ill.

00:34:08.000 I think he's an intense pussy. 0.90

00:34:11.000 But he was molested as a kid, so he has the anger.

00:34:16.000 But not the balls.

00:34:18.000 This is a very serious thing.

00:34:21.000 40 minutes has gone by.

00:34:23.000 Very serious, okay?

00:34:25.000 Yeah, okay.

00:34:30.000 Okay.

00:34:34.000 Anyway, it goes on and on like that.

00:34:37.000 That is weird.

00:34:41.000 Here's a gross sexual thing. 1.00

00:34:43.000 Look at Pervert Wigpig. 1.00

00:34:45.000 It's a picture I sent separately.

00:34:49.000 No, no, no.

00:34:50.000 In the airdrop.

00:34:52.000 Oh, gotcha.

00:34:55.000 No, no, no.

00:34:57.000 Yeah, there.

00:35:00.000 Can we please just do away with the concept of family friendly?

00:35:04.000 Kids should be learning about sex, queer stuff, consent, kink, etc.

00:35:09.000 from an early age.

00:35:10.000 Family friendly is just a way to treat children like shit because adults need power trips.

00:35:17.000 Now, anyone who's been near a kid knows sex is the very last thing they want to know about in the world.

00:35:23.000 And this is Jew Anarchist69. 0.75

00:35:25.000 Look at his fucking face.

00:35:30.000 This is a trend going on right now.

00:35:33.000 Now that weirdos have been normalized, we're starting to see a lot about how kids need to know about sex.

00:35:39.000 We had that New York school where they were talking about the orgasm gap to, I think it was fifth graders and how children are sexual.

00:35:49.000 They are not sexual beings.

00:35:51.000 I've told this story a hundred times, but I was watching The Croods with my youngest, who's eight, and the girl has a crush on the boy.

00:35:58.000 They're like teenagers.

00:35:59.000 And he was going like this, like, I don't know, someone was having their eyeballs eaten with a fork.

00:36:06.000 Like, he couldn't look at it.

00:36:07.000 We turned it off.

00:36:09.000 They're not into that kind of shit.

00:36:12.000 Okay?

00:36:13.000 Can you stop talking about sex and kids?

00:36:17.000 Drag queen story hour.

00:36:18.000 Drag queens are sex. 1.00

00:36:21.000 That culture is about sex.

00:36:23.000 Their names are sexual double entendres.

00:36:26.000 I can't believe we have to say this in 2021, but get sex away from fucking kids. 1.00

00:36:32.000 Hey kids, this is what polyamorous means.

00:36:36.000 Speaking of sex, this is another picture I sent you.

00:36:39.000 I was blown away to see this.

00:36:41.000 Adrian Tomine is a really talented graphic novel dude.

00:36:45.000 This is the Chinese guy you're going to see.

00:36:49.000 That one.

00:36:52.000 And one of his first books is called Shortcomings.

00:36:57.000 It has a ruler down the side.

00:36:58.000 It's one of the bravest books I've seen.

00:37:01.000 Forget that it's a graphic novel.

00:37:03.000 It's one of the bravest confessions, and it's autobiographical.

00:37:06.000 And it's about him getting dumped by this girl he really likes and her being weird about it.

00:37:12.000 And then him realizing it's because he has a small dick because he's Japanese. 1.00

00:37:21.000 Like I'm reading it going, this is not the kind of thing that's said out loud.

00:37:26.000 And then he had a million awards and a whole other career.

00:37:29.000 This was a long ass time, probably 20 years ago.

00:37:32.000 And then I see he's bringing that back up and having Randall Park play him.

00:37:38.000 Randall Park?

00:37:39.000 That's fucking balls.

00:37:41.000 Isn't it?

00:37:42.000 Big balls for such a little dick. 1.00

00:37:44.000 Comparatively big balls.

00:37:45.000 Now you're Asian. 0.97

00:37:46.000 What's your penis look like? 0.61

00:37:47.000 She's terrible.

00:37:48.000 Like a thumbnail?

00:37:49.000 I mean, a thimble?

00:37:51.000 Like, this is a pretty accurate.

00:37:53.000 It's just like a little stub.

00:37:55.000 It's a nub.

00:37:55.000 So when you have oral sex, like when a woman says, I want to blow you, you're like, it's going to be more like you eating me out.

00:38:02.000 Yeah, I just giggle and go.

00:38:03.000 It's tickly.

00:38:04.000 It's like lesbians give you good blowjobs because they're used to licking clits. 1.00

00:38:08.000 It's like a mouth scissoring.

00:38:09.000 I see.

00:38:10.000 And when a woman is fucking you, does she know? 1.00

00:38:12.000 I mean, when you're a fucking woman, is she aware or does she flip through a magazine? 1.00

00:38:15.000 They're awake, but don't check in.

00:38:18.000 Because you have big shoes.

00:38:20.000 Right.

00:38:21.000 We have the same shoe size.

00:38:22.000 I think you're a bigger one.

00:38:22.000 I'm going to go a half size bigger than you.

00:38:25.000 You're 10?

00:38:26.000 I'm 10 in Chuck Taylor's.

00:38:27.000 I'm 10 and a half.

00:38:28.000 No, you're not.

00:38:29.000 Yes, I am.

00:38:30.000 The shoes I stole from you were 10.

00:38:31.000 Oh, you go a half size down with a Chuck Taylor.

00:38:34.000 So I'm like, close.

00:38:34.000 I could fit into...

00:38:35.000 I just said 10 in Chuck's, and you go, I'm 10 and a half.

00:38:38.000 Well, not in Chuck's.

00:38:40.000 You're so dumb.

00:38:41.000 Oh, wait, yeah, I guess you're right.

00:38:42.000 Windy out.

00:38:44.000 Wait, what?

00:38:46.000 You're so dumb talking to you as like a Maxwell tape out.

00:38:48.000 Yeah, I like this.

00:38:49.000 I just sit on the chair going, you look like Randall Potter.

00:38:53.000 I'm 10 and a half with, you know, dunks or whatever.

00:38:55.000 Yeah, same here.

00:38:56.000 Air Jordans.

00:38:57.000 We got the same foot.

00:38:58.000 So that makes you think you do.

00:38:59.000 Because my dick is so alarming that, like, I can't be nude in front of anyone who isn't dying to fuck me.

00:39:07.000 And they just get bummed in.

00:39:08.000 It's like looking at a porn.

00:39:09.000 Right.

00:39:10.000 They're like, I'm watching a porn now.

00:39:12.000 Even like at the, if I'm at the gym and I'm changing and guys see it, they're like, why who put on the gay porn?

00:39:17.000 I'm like, that's just me.

00:39:18.000 It's like looking at like a parked Ferrari.

00:39:20.000 It's like, that thing should be going.

00:39:22.000 That thing should be going.

00:39:24.000 I want to go for a ride at the moment.

00:39:27.000 Vroom, vroom, Mr. McGinnis.

00:39:29.000 Vroom, vroom, vroom.

00:39:31.000 That's what all the guys in my boxing gym say.

00:39:34.000 Vroom, vroom.

00:39:35.000 There is a dude, a gay dude there, who I don't change with him anymore. 0.91

00:39:40.000 He just wears a jock strap with the elastic bands around his lower buns and nothing else.

00:39:46.000 His buns are there.

00:39:47.000 That's not good.

00:39:48.000 And I think he might get a sexual rush from sparring.

00:39:52.000 Oh.

00:39:54.000 Not from just wearing the ball.

00:39:55.000 Yeah, that's what he had on, the blue ones.

00:39:58.000 Show that?

00:39:59.000 That's what he wears.

00:40:01.000 What's the purpose of that?

00:40:03.000 I don't know.

00:40:03.000 To have your ass shard.

00:40:05.000 Maybe it's for sharding a purpose.

00:40:10.000 He gave one of the guys, he goes, I wrote a book.

00:40:14.000 And he gave him a book that he had written.

00:40:16.000 And he was like, oh, cool.

00:40:17.000 So he gets home.

00:40:18.000 He didn't know the guy was gay.

00:40:20.000 He's black.

00:40:21.000 The Irish guy who got the book.

00:40:22.000 And he's looking at it and he's like, hmm, hmm, hmm.

00:40:25.000 He took all 12 inches of his cock down. 1.00

00:40:28.000 He's like, ah!

00:40:30.000 And he threw the book away out of his hands.

00:40:33.000 Ah!

00:40:34.000 Ah, Masked Man's a fag. 1.00

00:40:37.000 He's your.

00:40:38.000 Oh, I forgot.

00:40:40.000 We were supposed to dump the freebies.

00:40:41.000 Yeah, wait, wait.

00:40:43.000 We could have just hard cut them.

00:40:44.000 No, no.

00:40:45.000 This isn't bad.

00:40:46.000 We go for half an hour.

00:40:47.000 It's only 40 minutes.

00:40:48.000 We're only 10 minutes late.

00:40:49.000 Johnny Apple CBD, our oldest sponsor, jacbd.com.

00:40:55.000 Oh, shit, I said I was going to have the gummies.

00:40:57.000 I still didn't get around to that.

00:41:00.000 Everyone swears by the gummies.

00:41:02.000 They say, because you know when you wake up at like four with some anxiety and then you wake up at six or your kid comes into bed and is kicking you in his sleep and being upside down or the birds are chirping.

00:41:13.000 The other day my wife goes, that bird is really annoying. 0.94

00:41:16.000 Because we both, it was impossible that we'd be asleep.

00:41:19.000 She didn't have to say, are you awake?

00:41:21.000 It was about like five.

00:41:23.000 I almost said 580.

00:41:24.000 You know, really, really late.

00:41:26.000 Like 580.

00:41:28.000 That was a story with Vinny Stigma.

00:41:30.000 And I think it was, what was it, Agnostic Front?

00:41:34.000 And they were on tour.

00:41:36.000 And he fell asleep in the tour van.

00:41:39.000 And they were listening to like 899 FM.

00:41:42.000 And he's asleep.

00:41:43.000 And he wakes up.

00:41:44.000 He goes, holy shit.

00:41:46.000 I was asleep that whole time.

00:41:47.000 We're going to be late.

00:41:49.000 And they go, relax, relax.

00:41:50.000 We got plenty of time.

00:41:51.000 He goes, when is the show?

00:41:53.000 When is the show?

00:41:54.000 Vinny Stigma, you should be looking up, by the way.

00:41:55.000 What are you looking up?

00:41:56.000 Annoying birds.

00:41:57.000 Annoying birds.

00:41:59.000 How about annoying co-hosts?

00:42:02.000 Nothing came up for that.

00:42:03.000 Yeah.

00:42:04.000 Well.

00:42:05.000 And that's the guy.

00:42:07.000 And he wakes up and he's like, what the fuck?

00:42:11.000 And he goes, when's the show?

00:42:12.000 And they go, it's 9 o'clock.

00:42:13.000 And he goes, look at the time.

00:42:14.000 It's $8.99.

00:42:19.000 It's one minute away from 9 o'clock.

00:42:22.000 Anyway, yeah.

00:42:23.000 The gummies, you sleep through the night.

00:42:25.000 Great.

00:42:26.000 Now, it's not like you trip balls.

00:42:30.000 It just, there's no illegal stuff here.

00:42:32.000 This is pot without the bad stuff.

00:42:34.000 But we got the isolates and waxes.

00:42:36.000 I haven't seen that before.

00:42:37.000 Is that a new one?

00:42:38.000 At the bottom there?

00:42:39.000 The supplements, the tinctures above my head.

00:42:43.000 What else?

00:42:43.000 Go up a little bit?

00:42:44.000 That was the pet.

00:42:45.000 Topicals, cartridges, gummies, tinctures.

00:42:47.000 What's above my head there?

00:42:48.000 The stem thing?

00:42:49.000 That's the cartridges, the stem vaporizer.

00:42:51.000 I like the tinctures.

00:42:53.000 You like the tinctures?

00:42:54.000 That we've had at the studio.

00:42:56.000 Hell yeah.

00:42:57.000 We finished them all.

00:42:57.000 We just put it in all our coffee.

00:42:59.000 We need another dose.

00:43:00.000 True that.

00:43:01.000 We need a repeat.

00:43:02.000 Go to jacbd.com.

00:43:04.000 Use the promo code Gavin.

00:43:05.000 Maybe I wasn't clear earlier, too.

00:43:08.000 With Native Fashions, you use the promo code Gavin.

00:43:12.000 Say I sent you.

00:43:14.000 And Tactical Walls use the promo code Gavin.

00:43:16.000 And JACBD use the promo code Gavin.

00:43:19.000 Actually, from now on, anytime you hear us praise something on this show, use the code Gavin.

00:43:27.000 Okay?

00:43:28.000 So thank you, jacbd.com.

00:43:31.000 Thank you for supporting free speech from day one.

00:43:34.000 Uh-oh, I'm kind of tripping on my words here.

00:43:36.000 All right.

00:43:37.000 So that's the end of the freebie part of the show.

00:43:40.000 And I would encourage all you freeloaders to go to censored.tv, get a subscription.

00:43:46.000 We had a big thing on George Floyd this week where we did a separate show.

00:43:51.000 We broke down this massive list of all the black people killed by whites or the KKK or cops.

00:43:57.000 And we found four egregious cases where the person was not punished.

00:44:04.000 Out of 42, they went back to the 60s and two of the four were from the 60s.

00:44:11.000 So you're talking about like bombing a black church, a black school, and like horrible KKK shit from the 60s before even Martin Luther King was assassinated.

00:44:22.000 That America.

00:44:24.000 So really, as far as modern America goes, which I call post-MLK assassination, there's been two out of 42 horrific examples of racism.

00:44:34.000 Anyway, that's not the best way to self-censor.tv, but we got a new show, The Spiel, that I'm very excited about with Gavin Wax and Isabelle O'Reilly.

00:44:43.000 And Josh Denny's got a new show out.

00:44:45.000 Jim Goat has added a live streaming show on his own accord.

00:44:50.000 AIU is posting very regularly.

00:44:52.000 Very popular guy.

00:44:53.000 And of course, Michael Graves of The Misfits, Radio Deadly.

00:44:59.000 So more content than you have time to see.

00:45:01.000 And then I do a show with Anthony Cumia every Wednesday that is live called Compound Censored.

00:45:07.000 And he also shows it on his network.

00:45:10.000 So there's a lot.

00:45:11.000 There's a lot here on the other side.

00:45:13.000 We'd like you to cross over, come to the dark side, Luke.

00:45:15.000 You can feel the force within you.

00:45:17.000 Get fired.

00:45:18.000 Get in trouble.

00:45:19.000 Be brave and never stop fighting.

00:46:21.000 and you said yes.

00:46:22.000 I didn't know it was gonna be that long, and I don't understand why you have to piss.

00:46:25.000 A smaller member means a longer pee, because that's not true.

00:46:32.000 I guess you're right.

00:46:33.000 Sorry about that long break.

00:46:34.000 Ryan had to go pee-pee.

00:46:36.000 Yes.

00:46:37.000 In the future, set me up with the mic, and then you can go pee.

00:46:43.000 At least I can fucking talk to the peoples.

00:46:47.000 Yeah, there's shortcomings.

00:46:48.000 I want to see the ruler part.

00:46:51.000 It was on the copy I had, it was along the binding.

00:46:55.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, that makes sense.

00:46:58.000 Pretty brave, though.

00:47:00.000 Yeah, you just own it.

00:47:02.000 Everyone would sort of shat on him when he came out in the scene, because he looked like Daniel Klowse, his drawings.

00:47:09.000 But he was definitely influenced by Daniel Klows.

00:47:12.000 And what are they called?

00:47:13.000 The Hernandez brothers.

00:47:16.000 But I think it's because he was so good.

00:47:19.000 He came out of nowhere.

00:47:20.000 He was incredibly talented, and it pissed people off.

00:47:23.000 Because drawing comics is really, really difficult.

00:47:27.000 Anyway, I've tried to sell my interest in that to you before, and it always flopped.

00:47:31.000 So I've given up a long time on having you appreciate graphic novels.

00:47:35.000 Especially when I shit on people who play video games and read superhero comics.

00:47:41.000 All right, let's start the show with some really fun My Pet Bidens. 0.60

00:47:48.000 I'm excited about this.

00:47:53.000 Biden.

00:47:54.000 There's two things playing.

00:47:56.000 Okay, this is a bit of a rocky ep for you.

00:48:00.000 Yes.

00:48:01.000 What's going on?

00:48:03.000 I don't know.

00:48:04.000 I exercised today a lot.

00:48:06.000 Did you eat right?

00:48:08.000 I ate a lot.

00:48:09.000 Okay.

00:48:13.000 Biden.

00:48:14.000 On him I can depend.

00:48:18.000 Biden.

00:48:20.000 President.

00:48:20.000 He's big and blue and sleepy.

00:48:23.000 But a friendly monster too.

00:48:25.000 My cat.

00:48:26.000 Biden.

00:48:27.000 Wait, what?

00:48:27.000 That doesn't rhyme.

00:48:32.000 No lag.

00:48:34.000 The media, we thought the media was hard on Trump, but holy shit have they been clamping down on Joe Biden, not letting him get away with anything.

00:48:45.000 I already threw out the New York Post today, but the New York Post is one thing.

00:48:51.000 The reporters who follow him around, I don't know how he can handle questions like this.

00:48:56.000 You may want to jump ahead if you've got a weak stomach.

00:49:00.000 This one's a toughie.

00:49:01.000 Mr. President, what are you doing?

00:49:04.000 Chocolate, chocolate, chip.

00:49:05.000 Oh, yeah.

00:49:08.000 Now, the best thing about that is not the chocolate chocolate chip that my silly little pet said, like a good little doggy.

00:49:17.000 But listen to the sound immediately after.

00:49:20.000 I would pay a fucking king's ransom to have footage of the guy who went, oh!

00:49:29.000 Oh, yeah!

00:49:33.000 Yeah, who?

00:49:35.000 Chocolate chocolate chip.

00:49:37.000 Oh, yeah.

00:49:39.000 Did you hear somebody else gearing up to say chocolate chip is really good or something?

00:49:43.000 Yeah, chocolate chip is good.

00:49:46.000 Chocolate chocolate chip.

00:49:47.000 Oh yeah.

00:49:51.000 No, so there's what is your message?

00:49:52.000 But then there is someone, some dude.

00:49:55.000 God, you think Ryan is a small dick.

00:49:57.000 There's some dude with balls that are just grains of sand going, his chocolate chip is really good.

00:50:03.000 What are you, fucking Martin Short in that men's synchronized swimming video?

00:50:07.000 I'm not that strong of a swimmer.

00:50:10.000 Go back.

00:50:10.000 I need to hear it again.

00:50:12.000 Oh.

00:50:14.000 Chocolate chocolate chip.

00:50:15.000 Oh yeah.

00:50:17.000 Oh yeah.

00:50:18.000 Someone said, oh yeah.

00:50:20.000 Oh yeah, I know those.

00:50:21.000 It's extra chocolate chips.

00:50:24.000 Those are so good.

00:50:29.000 That ain't no woman. 1.00

00:50:30.000 It's a man, man.

00:50:35.000 But yeah, I would have liked maybe a question about Hunter's dinner.

00:50:39.000 Front page of the New York Post today.

00:50:41.000 Talks about a meeting with a bunch of Ukrainians.

00:50:46.000 He said, dad will be there.

00:50:49.000 And then there's a picture of him with them.

00:50:52.000 Miranda Devine is a gift.

00:50:54.000 There's the cafe they were at.

00:50:55.000 That's not really...

00:50:58.000 Keep going.

00:51:02.000 What do you think?

00:51:04.000 Like, dude, you're obviously up to some shaky business.

00:51:07.000 Can you not leave your laptop?

00:51:09.000 Now, Biden is such a lost poet that I don't know if he's like, I had chocolate, chocolate, chip.

00:51:17.000 If you asked him about this, like, in person.

00:51:19.000 Or is he at least just going like, Hunter, this is, you fuck up a lot.

00:51:26.000 But this is one for the books.

00:51:29.000 Are they not showing the picture of them altogether?

00:51:32.000 You know who exposed this, by the way?

00:51:34.000 Not the chocolate chocolate chip media, which I might call them.

00:51:36.000 That might be the name of the show.

00:51:37.000 That's pretty good.

00:51:41.000 A Kazakhstani, like, what do you call it?

00:51:46.000 Corruption media watchdog.

00:51:50.000 Not our guys.

00:51:55.000 Chocolate, chocolate chip media, right?

00:51:57.000 Chocolate pic?

00:51:59.000 Yeah, that's It.

00:52:03.000 They're the ones who discovered this.

00:52:05.000 And the other article that I think she also penned related to that one, but she made it a separate article, was that his salary plummeted after his father, Joe Biden, ceased to be vice president.

00:52:18.000 So I guess that's a coincidence that he became really bad at his job immediately after Joe Biden left office.

00:52:26.000 Anyway, let's also hear my pet Biden's view on Alzheimer's.

00:52:35.000 If we don't take care of it right away, they will be filling up every hospital bed in the country.

00:52:42.000 Did you know that?

00:52:44.000 We don't do something about Alzheimer's in America.

00:52:47.000 Every single solitary hospital bed that exists in America, as the nurses can tell you, every single one will be occupied in the next 15 years in an Alzheimer's patient.

00:52:58.000 Every one.

00:52:59.000 We don't do something about Alzheimer's in America.

00:53:01.000 What?

00:53:02.000 Wait a minute.

00:53:03.000 Is he trying to say, I think I might speak Biden.

00:53:06.000 Maybe he's screwing up that over the course of 15 years, every bed will have had an Alzheimer's patient once.

00:53:16.000 So, but like a 15-year life for a bed in a hospital, you're going to see like millions of people, are you not?

00:53:25.000 They like to get in and out.

00:53:26.000 Three days, right?

00:53:28.000 Usually you're about three days.

00:53:29.000 So hold on a sec.

00:53:31.000 And I'm assuming he's not just speaking gobbledygook.

00:53:35.000 I think somebody told him a fact, like in the next 15 years, every single one.

00:53:39.000 Right.

00:53:39.000 And it's a game of telephone.

00:53:40.000 Wait, wait, so three days.

00:53:42.000 So it's 365 divided by 3 equals.

00:53:46.000 So there's 121 patients per year times 15.

00:53:50.000 So that's about 2,000 patients.

00:53:53.000 So out of 2,000 patients, one of them will have Alzheimer's.

00:53:57.000 Sounds low.

00:53:59.000 Sounds low.

00:54:00.000 But the way you put it across, Joe, was that if your fucking head is split open with an axe attack, sorry, there's no beds.

00:54:09.000 100% of the beds in the country are full of Alzheimer's patients.

00:54:15.000 And that's when we elect President Cuomo to kill half of the old people so we can have some hospital beds back. 1.00

00:54:22.000 I am disabled.

00:54:25.000 Okay, here's another one.

00:54:26.000 And, you know, we have these on an almost daily basis now where we have to figure out what the fuck he's talking about.

00:54:31.000 I think I may have translated that last one.

00:54:33.000 Let's see if the Gavr can handle this fucking brain teaser from a torn brain. 0.93

00:54:42.000 There's, you know, to be, you know, beginning this effort for 2021 is, I think we've learned a few lessons from last year as well.

00:54:54.000 There's help.

00:54:55.000 They're, you know, being there to help clear roads, rebuild main streets, and so that the families can get back to their lives.

00:55:05.000 That's what FEMA does every single day. 1.00

00:55:09.000 That's the thing it does every single day.

00:55:11.000 So I think he's saying we learned that we need to improve infrastructure in this country, and as people are getting back to work, they'll need better roads.

00:55:20.000 We learned that from 2020, and that's what we're going to do going forward.

00:55:25.000 But then he does this thing where he tries to give himself time to think of something.

00:55:31.000 Every single bet, you can ask the nurses, every single bet.

00:55:35.000 Then he's like, come on, brain.

00:55:37.000 Every single bet in this country.

00:55:40.000 And then there's nothing.

00:55:41.000 So he goes, oh, fuck.

00:55:43.000 What?

00:55:44.000 Will be filled with an Alzheimer's patient.

00:55:47.000 What the hell are you talking about?

00:55:52.000 Okay, we've got some time.

00:55:54.000 Let's jump into our most covered subject.

00:56:00.000 Racism.

00:56:03.000 Let's talk about racism and was racist, guys.

00:56:12.000 It's not a subject I'm a big proponent of, but it just dominates our news cycle.

00:56:19.000 And now it's dominating our schools with critical race theory.

00:56:22.000 So it's sort of like in Montreal, me not reporting on the English versus French debate.

00:56:27.000 It permeates every part of life in Quebec.

00:56:30.000 So I have to do it.

00:56:31.000 Is this shirt a little big?

00:56:34.000 No.

00:56:35.000 I know the problem.

00:56:36.000 I was wearing shirts too small for me for so long that I was used to this.

00:56:40.000 But then you're on the train coming back and you have this scenario.

00:56:46.000 Which might be why they invented ties.

00:56:49.000 Because it looks really bad when you have those things and you can just go like that.

00:56:53.000 I'm not fat.

00:56:55.000 Nothing wrong with that.

00:57:00.000 So this is racism slash Black Lives Matter. 0.92

00:57:02.000 Woman talking about how she's going to blow fucking pigs' heads off. 1.00

00:57:07.000 Don't think she means farm animals.

00:57:13.000 We're going to beat your motherfucking air pressure. 1.00

00:57:15.000 Don't wait for one of them motherfucking reports, though.

00:57:24.000 Let them kill one of the wars. 0.94

00:57:26.000 This is what we do.

00:57:28.000 We kill one of theirs in Chicago, baby. 0.96

00:57:31.000 We don't lock on your door.

00:57:34.000 We're going to blow your motherfucking head up.

00:57:36.000 It seems like when they kill one of theirs, they also kill one of theirs.

00:57:39.000 Yeah.

00:57:40.000 We've had enough of this gun violence from now on.

00:57:42.000 If you kill a black person, we're going to kill a black person. 1.00

00:57:44.000 And then we're going to kill a black person because we killed a black person. 1.00

00:57:46.000 And we're going to kill 20 black people until this madness stops. 1.00

00:57:50.000 I didn't understand any of that until the very end.

00:57:52.000 Did you?

00:57:53.000 Nope.

00:57:53.000 Can we do it again?

00:57:59.000 We're going to future motherfucking airpress. 1.00

00:58:01.000 Don't wait for one of them motherfucking workers before the break. 1.00

00:58:03.000 Okay, she's saying we're getting pulled over for bullshit like air fresheners.

00:58:06.000 I got a bunch of motherfuckers who can't wait to get pulled over so they can kill a cop. 1.00

00:58:11.000 Everyone's standing around like, hmm.

00:58:13.000 These are all great points.

00:58:36.000 I don't know who chose you to be the speaker for your group, and I don't care if this is how the group feels in general, but like that cab driver said to me, lot of black people coming really bad. 1.00

00:58:48.000 You're peeling back the curtain a little too far.

00:58:51.000 The spokesperson is supposed to be the nice person that makes everything look good.

00:58:56.000 And then the bad people are in the back.

00:58:58.000 You put the bad person at the front.

00:59:00.000 Is that Queen La Antifa?

00:59:02.000 I like how they hired George Floyd's brother, who's literally named Filonious, which is bad.

00:59:09.000 Hey, George Floyd's mom.

00:59:11.000 Felonious means bad.

00:59:13.000 It comes from felony.

00:59:14.000 It's not good.

00:59:15.000 So they look, they coached him and coached him and coached him.

00:59:17.000 Of course, he had to spend some money on some Nita fashion suits.

00:59:22.000 And they said, it's very simple.

00:59:24.000 Just say, if you can make federal laws to protect the Bald Eagle, you can make federal laws to protect black people or people of color, whatever you want.

00:59:30.000 Can you say that?

00:59:32.000 Yeah, I could say it.

00:59:33.000 No problems.

00:59:34.000 No, you say no problem.

00:59:35.000 I could say that to no problem at all.

00:59:38.000 No, try it.

00:59:39.000 Okay.

00:59:40.000 And then let's hear him say his script.

00:59:43.000 No.

00:59:44.000 Because this is the thing.

00:59:46.000 If you can make federal laws to protect the bird, which is the bald eagle, you can make federal laws to protect people of color.

00:59:55.000 To protect the bird, which is the bald eagle.

00:59:59.000 In the future, Felonius, just say bald eagle.

01:00:04.000 We're all familiar.

01:00:05.000 It's the national bird.

01:00:08.000 So everyone is familiar with the bald eagle.

01:00:10.000 Everyone.

01:00:11.000 So just say, if you can, and you don't have to start it with no, no, no.

01:00:16.000 This is it.

01:00:16.000 Listen, here, here it comes, right?

01:00:19.000 No.

01:00:20.000 Just start in.

01:00:21.000 If you can make laws to protect the bald eagle, you can make laws to protect people of color.

01:00:25.000 It's quiet.

01:00:25.000 Yeah, no, it's quiet for him.

01:00:27.000 The bird, I got to hear that again.

01:00:28.000 This is the thing.

01:00:29.000 If you can make federal laws to protect the bird, which is the bald eagle, you can make federal laws to protect people.

01:00:36.000 Get shooted out.

01:00:40.000 Get the fuck out of here.

01:00:41.000 I can't have you saying anything stupid or...

01:00:44.000 This is the thing.

01:00:45.000 If you can make federal laws to protect the bird, which is the bald eagle, you can make federal laws to protect.

01:00:52.000 Federal laws.

01:00:54.000 NPR wants us to know that cops get away.

01:00:58.000 Remember we did the thing, George Floyd thing I was just talking about?

01:01:02.000 42 different cases.

01:01:05.000 We found two.

01:01:07.000 I can't remember if they were both cops.

01:01:09.000 Two cops getting away with killing a black person in the past 50 years.

01:01:15.000 If you're, yeah, if you're not, we're going, I'm not including those ones from the 60s.

01:01:18.000 I said the past 50 years.

01:01:20.000 Right?

01:01:22.000 Two cases.

01:01:23.000 NPR says no.

01:01:25.000 It's thousands a year.

01:01:29.000 Last night on NPR, All Things Considered, a guest says thousands of officers get away with killing people without consequences.

01:01:35.000 Oh, people.

01:01:36.000 Every year in this country.

01:01:38.000 And the host offered no rebuttal or correction.

01:01:40.000 Is this one of the topics where if you insist on truth, NPR just fires you?

01:01:45.000 So click on the pictures.

01:01:48.000 So it's not black people, it's people in general. 0.56

01:01:51.000 It's uncommon to see police officers charged, much less convicted in these fatal killings.

01:01:57.000 So the consequence, I think, is that people then think that the system is working as it should when, in fact, thousands of officers get away with killing people without consequences every year.

01:02:11.000 How many people die from police shootings a year?

01:02:14.000 Not blacks. 1.00

01:02:15.000 The shootings of the things which are people?

01:02:17.000 Yes.

01:02:18.000 Oh, I don't know.

01:02:19.000 Here, it goes like this.

01:02:21.000 Every year, I'm going to say it's like 800.

01:02:28.000 But these are all 98% bad guys trying to kill cops.

01:02:36.000 Thousands.

01:02:37.000 Thousands of people are killed every year by cops.

01:02:41.000 It doesn't break a thousand, nearly a thousand a year.

01:02:47.000 That's weird because they report every black shooting and those have only been like less than 10.

01:02:51.000 Yeah.

01:02:52.000 So that's weird.

01:02:53.000 It's almost like thousands a year.

01:02:54.000 A thousand.

01:02:55.000 Let's say they're saying 3,000 and that means 3,000 cops are like, Jesse James going hunting.

01:03:04.000 They got a fully automatic and everything.

01:03:06.000 2015, blah, blah, blah.

01:03:09.000 Next story, we lost another Patrice.

01:03:11.000 First Patrice O'Neill and now Patrice BLM.

01:03:18.000 Co-founder Patrice Colors resigns as executive director over right-wing attacks after her $3 million housing portfolio was revealed.

01:03:26.000 Now, you know my incredibly controversial view on all this, which is BLM's a corporation. 0.52

01:03:33.000 They're probably worth, I don't know, a billion dollars.

01:03:35.000 If you are the head of a billion-dollar corporation, you should have $3 million announces.

01:03:42.000 So, I mean, I'm disgusted.

01:03:45.000 Look, it took in over just 90 million last year.

01:03:48.000 No, but the whole thing, the whole industry, when you think of like Nike having their big billboards and everything, it's not just what BLM took in.

01:03:58.000 It's the entire BLM industry. 0.92

01:04:00.000 It's massive.

01:04:02.000 I mean, it's as big as hard rock.

01:04:05.000 Multi-year TV development deal with Warner Brothers.

01:04:08.000 That's what she's focusing on.

01:04:10.000 And the upcoming release of her second book.

01:04:14.000 Let me guess.

01:04:14.000 Her second book involves her and blackness and her experiences.

01:04:20.000 It's kind of funny.

01:04:21.000 And she did a ton of me search.

01:04:23.000 Can someone, with all the money you have, can you remove that weird dot off your fucking forehead, please?

01:04:28.000 Hindu? 0.90

01:04:30.000 You know what that means in Hindu?

01:04:32.000 It means I'm married, but I will blow you.

01:04:34.000 Really?

01:04:35.000 Yeah.

01:04:35.000 Monogamous, but not taken.

01:04:37.000 What's it mean if it's off-center?

01:04:39.000 It's like I'll kind of blow you.

01:04:40.000 That's what it means.

01:04:41.000 Wait a minute.

01:04:42.000 Did you think I was serious?

01:04:44.000 Yeah, I don't know.

01:04:45.000 Bindi is in the center of your head, and it means you're married.

01:04:48.000 Oh.

01:04:50.000 I didn't know that.

01:04:51.000 Yeah.

01:04:51.000 Yeah, you don't know anything.

01:04:53.000 Well, I'm always learning.

01:04:54.000 That's fun.

01:04:55.000 This is amazing.

01:04:56.000 A cop was fired.

01:04:57.000 Remember that funny cop who pretended he was looking at two People stabbing each other, and he wanted to go rescue them or stop the situation from happening.

01:05:06.000 So he called LeBron James, who was telling cops how to do their jobs.

01:05:10.000 And he's fired for this.

01:05:15.000 Dispatch I've arrived at that disturbance.

01:05:17.000 We have LeBron call my cell phone right away, please.

01:05:19.000 Thank you.

01:05:20.000 Excuse me, sir.

01:05:21.000 Excuse me.

01:05:21.000 No, can you put the knife down, please, sir?

01:05:23.000 Sir, no, no, no, sir.

01:05:24.000 Don't stab it.

01:05:25.000 No, no, stop stabbing it.

01:05:26.000 Stop.

01:05:27.000 Hold on.

01:05:28.000 Hold on.

01:05:28.000 It's LeBron.

01:05:29.000 LeBron.

01:05:30.000 Hey, you got to meet again.

01:05:31.000 Listen, I'm out here.

01:05:33.000 Is that a YouTube video?

01:05:38.000 How many hits does it have?

01:05:39.000 Okay.

01:05:44.000 The thing that amazes me about the top brass, how many is it?

01:05:48.000 29,000, but it's another repeat of it.

01:05:50.000 This is by somebody else.

01:05:52.000 Yeah, this went much bigger.

01:05:54.000 Same as the Army Grunts. 0.63

01:05:56.000 We tell them, their bosses say, you have to take my orders, even if it means you dying.

01:06:01.000 You have to go into a riot where they're murdering cops.

01:06:04.000 You have to go to that riot.

01:06:05.000 They have guns.

01:06:06.000 They're shooting up cop stations.

01:06:08.000 You have to go fix that.

01:06:09.000 So you have to die for my orders.

01:06:11.000 Hey, man, what about a little something, something when I need something?

01:06:14.000 As Gary Coleman would say.

01:06:16.000 I'm like, oh, you're jeopardizing my career one iota, one molecule.

01:06:21.000 Fuck you.

01:06:22.000 You're fired.

01:06:23.000 Not in a very reciprocal relationship here.

01:06:26.000 Not exactly General Patton or Braveheart going to the front of the pack and making sure they were the first to die.

01:06:33.000 Not exactly the captain going down with the ship here with the modern top brass.

01:06:37.000 That's okay.

01:06:38.000 Look at this.

01:06:39.000 Fuck the police's boss.

01:06:42.000 Yeah, but he's lost his pension.

01:06:44.000 That could be $4 million.

01:06:49.000 Terminated.

01:06:51.000 Does it say why?

01:06:52.000 Well, we know why, but what's their version?

01:06:54.000 Violating several clearly established city of Bill of View and State of...

01:06:58.000 See, I hate that cops can't talk on social media or have any kind of personality because the movement is to dehumanize them, which makes them more vulnerable, more likely to be killed.

01:07:08.000 It's easier to kill someone who's not human, right? 1.00

01:07:10.000 That's why in video games, it's robots.

01:07:14.000 And every time they try to humanize themselves, they get fired.

01:07:18.000 Same with me.

01:07:19.000 Like, I can't show my kids.

01:07:21.000 Someone asked the other day, why does Gavin never talk about his brother?

01:07:23.000 Because they attack my brother and his job.

01:07:26.000 So I don't want to jeopardize his career any more than it already has been.

01:07:30.000 That's true.

01:07:32.000 You can witness that same feeling in movies.

01:07:34.000 If they don't build the character and they die, they're like, who fucking cares?

01:07:36.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:07:37.000 Chris Hayes, tons of pictures with his kids, riding bikes.

01:07:40.000 I can't show my children's faces.

01:07:43.000 It puts them in danger because of these fucking lunatics.

01:07:48.000 And then that perpetuates that Gavin is a Nazi, he's not a person, he doesn't have a loving family.

01:07:54.000 I was thinking about this the other day.

01:07:57.000 Like, say you were at a barbecue and it was all black people. 0.97

01:08:01.000 Or, yeah, or there was some white people around, like an outdoor barbecue, and some black guy stood up on a picnic table and said, I fucking hate black people.

01:08:11.000 I mean, I fucking hate white people.

01:08:14.000 I guarantee you, especially in New York, in Brooklyn, the reaction would be like, right?

01:08:22.000 And I could just see white people sort of going, yeah, me too.

01:08:27.000 If a white person jumped up on a picnic table and said that, and even used the N-word, that guy's career is done.

01:08:36.000 He's fired, and the whole family would have to move and change their names.

01:08:40.000 Run through a motherfucker face. 1.00

01:08:46.000 I blame white people for this.

01:08:49.000 Because they're saying, like, hate me.

01:08:52.000 And I think, I'm hoping this is changing like this week.

01:08:57.000 Because pushing critical race theory on schools, they're now trying to sort of diversify schools and bus in black and Hispanic kids who don't want to be bussed in and bus out white kids over to black and Hispanic areas when they don't want to be bussed out and do this sort of diversity fascism and then this Marxist bullshit critical race theory.

01:09:16.000 I think it's hard to gauge 331 million people, but I'm feeling like we're kind of getting sick of it.

01:09:26.000 Right?

01:09:28.000 And I'm going to give you some examples.

01:09:31.000 So there's this Brandis University where this university assistant dean defends critical race theory and says she hates whiteness.

01:09:43.000 Yes, all white people are racist in that all white people have been conditioned in a society where one's racial...

01:09:52.000 Ryan, scroll down while I'm reading the fucking quote so people don't look at a headline that I'm not reading.

01:09:57.000 They want to see her face.

01:09:58.000 They want to see who she is. 0.94

01:10:02.000 Yes, all white people are racist in that all white people have been conditioned in a society where one's racial identity determines life experiences slash outcomes and whiteness is the norm and the default. 0.57

01:10:13.000 They're like 75% of the population.

01:10:17.000 Japan-ness, Asian-ness is the norm in Japan. 1.00

01:10:23.000 That includes me, the educator wrote in all caps.

01:10:25.000 She continued, I don't hate white people.

01:10:28.000 I hate whiteness.

01:10:31.000 Which brings us to this awesome anti-white initiative at Lockheed Martin.

01:10:36.000 Now, my dad was an engineer and worked mostly in defense, mostly for Americans.

01:10:42.000 Most of the money in American engineering is for, I mean, Canadian engineering is American defense.

01:10:48.000 So he worked for Lockheed Martin.

01:10:50.000 In fact, I think his company got bought by Lockheed Martin, the company he worked at.

01:10:54.000 And he worked on the XM1 tank.

01:10:57.000 He worked on helicopter sonar systems.

01:10:59.000 Lockheed Martin has probably inadvertently contributed to the death of, I'm just going to pull out of my ass 3 million Arabs over the many years. 1.00

01:11:08.000 Like if an Arab dies in Afghanistan, the manufacturer of the boom was probably Lockheed Martin. 0.97

01:11:17.000 Anyway, they've decided that they need to teach a class to show this predominantly white male company how to be good allies.

01:11:27.000 And the way you be a good ally Is you become a full diversity partner.

01:11:35.000 So the program was led by the consulting firm.

01:11:39.000 This is the name of the firm, ready?

01:11:41.000 White Men as Full Diversity Partners. 0.93

01:11:44.000 Womafd. 0.94

01:11:46.000 Not a great acronym.

01:11:47.000 Which specializes in helping white males awaken together. 0.63

01:11:52.000 The participants included a former three-star general and the vice president of production for the $1.7 trillion F-35 Fighter Jet program.

01:12:01.000 Wait a minute, I thought they were going to say for the $1.7 trillion corporation.

01:12:06.000 No, that's just one of their programs, the F-35 Fighter Jet.

01:12:11.000 So anyway, they take you through what it means to be white and why that's bad, right? 0.86

01:12:19.000 And they list all the characteristics, free association with white men. 0.54

01:12:24.000 Oh, yeah, these guys, to begin the Diversity Trainers Led a Free Association Exercise. 0.88

01:12:28.000 So they're told, what do you think of when you think of whiteness, right?

01:12:31.000 And they start saying things like, double-click on that picture.

01:12:42.000 Can't, okay, look at the, go to the next page.

01:12:46.000 Can't jump.

01:12:49.000 Chauvinist, yes, please.

01:12:54.000 Not perceived of positively.

01:12:56.000 Hardworking.

01:12:57.000 President.

01:12:59.000 Guilty, shame, blame.

01:13:00.000 Also, there's a little bit of pushback there.

01:13:02.000 But of course, there's the KKK.

01:13:05.000 Anyway, this was my favorite part of this whole thing.

01:13:08.000 And I sent this to you as a separate picture.

01:13:09.000 It's called The Tendency for Rugged Individualism.

01:13:16.000 Yeah, that's it.

01:13:18.000 Okay, is this Woke and Stormfront have both left the building and met out back in an alleyway?

01:13:27.000 We have come full circle now, and their politics sound very racist.

01:13:32.000 So this is white men. 0.70

01:13:34.000 Ready?

01:13:34.000 Problem with white men.

01:13:35.000 A tendency with white men is a tendency for a tendency to rugged individualism.

01:13:42.000 Pioneer survival carries forward to the culture's heavy focus on individual achievement.

01:13:47.000 This is bad, by the way.

01:13:49.000 Two thumbs down.

01:13:53.000 No matter how successful one's family, a white man is expected to make something of himself on his own to stand on his own two feet.

01:14:02.000 That's terrible grammar, by the way.

01:14:04.000 But I've never read that sentence and not laughed.

01:14:07.000 No matter how successful one's family, a white man is expected to make something of himself and stand on his own two feet, it should read. 0.53

01:14:14.000 That's bad.

01:14:17.000 What planet are we on?

01:14:20.000 I've sent this to everyone today, by the way.

01:14:22.000 All my mega dads, cops, X-Cons.

01:14:25.000 I'm actually starting a new game called Cop or X-Con.

01:14:29.000 Actually, let's interrupt this right now and go play the game.

01:14:32.000 And you want to make a theme song that people could send in?

01:14:35.000 Yeah.

01:14:36.000 We might have to kill the AC, right?

01:14:37.000 Okay, let's kill the AC.

01:14:39.000 You ready?

01:14:42.000 Is it a cop?

01:14:43.000 Is it an X-Con?

01:14:44.000 Is it an X-Con?

01:14:45.000 Is it a cop?

01:14:46.000 We gotta check the texts.

01:14:49.000 They're pretty good.

01:14:50.000 Yeah, apparently, BGs, it's easy to write a song.

01:14:53.000 That was BG-inspired for sure.

01:14:55.000 Okay, so I sent you some texts in the pictures.

01:15:01.000 There's that one and then there's the other one, right?

01:15:04.000 I emailed the other one separately.

01:15:06.000 Yeah, so I got this.

01:15:07.000 Okay, so you could just choose one at random.

01:15:09.000 Okay.

01:15:09.000 Now, these ones are a little...

01:15:10.000 Well, I'm not going to say anything.

01:15:12.000 Okay.

01:15:14.000 Because every time I talk to people about where I want to live, I say I have only two criteria.

01:15:19.000 I want to be around cops and ex-cons at a dive bar.

01:15:23.000 But let me rephrase that.

01:15:25.000 The dive bars in this town have to attract cops and ex-cons because they're the same.

01:15:31.000 And they don't like each other, I've noticed.

01:15:33.000 Whenever I introduce them, they seem like, eh, eh.

01:15:38.000 Which is unfortunate.

01:15:39.000 Because when I read their text change, they sound exactly the same.

01:15:42.000 Exactly the same.

01:15:43.000 In fact, I often will cut that picture I just showed you with the rugged individualism.

01:15:47.000 I've cut and pasted and sent to ex-cons and cops, ex-cons and cops.

01:15:52.000 Anyway, let's look at one of the texts, shall we?

01:15:58.000 Okay, so this is, I was talking, I shouldn't say where this is from.

01:16:01.000 Her research revealed cops harass white people more than they appear in stats, like crime stats.

01:16:06.000 So say white people are responsible for 20% of the crime, this particular crime, carjacking. 0.78

01:16:13.000 They get stopped for carjacking like 40% of the time.

01:16:17.000 So in other words, there'd be a better argument for white lives matter. 0.96

01:16:23.000 The same was true of Hispanics too, by the way. 0.72

01:16:25.000 So there's better data for a white slash Hispanic Lives Matter group than a Black Lives Matter group when you look at the actual numbers.

01:16:34.000 And then this person said cops harass everyone, unless you're me, who no longer gives a fuck.

01:16:41.000 Cop or XCON.

01:16:43.000 That's kind of hard, right?

01:16:45.000 I'm going to go against my instinct and say cop.

01:16:47.000 Correct.

01:16:48.000 Yeah?

01:16:49.000 Good boy.

01:16:50.000 Weird.

01:16:51.000 Okay.

01:16:51.000 Now, it was kind of mean of me to do that one.

01:16:53.000 That was a very tricky one.

01:16:54.000 The next ones aren't going to be so tricky, but what's the next one?

01:16:58.000 So wait, can we explain that last part?

01:17:00.000 Unless you're me who no longer get.

01:17:02.000 So he doesn't care to harass anybody?

01:17:05.000 Yes.

01:17:05.000 Okay, gotcha.

01:17:06.000 He doesn't harass anyone.

01:17:08.000 He's not doing his job anymore because no one wants him to.

01:17:11.000 True.

01:17:12.000 Now, when people read that, they think cops don't harass him because he doesn't give a fuck.

01:17:16.000 So he's like, what are you going to do, bitch? 1.00

01:17:18.000 But no, he's the cop in that scenario.

01:17:20.000 Wow.

01:17:21.000 Tricky.

01:17:21.000 Very tricky one.

01:17:23.000 Okay.

01:17:23.000 Next.

01:17:25.000 Okay, so I should explain some context here.

01:17:27.000 I was talking about a guy at my gym, a young boxer.

01:17:29.000 He's probably 20.

01:17:30.000 Born and raised in the Bronx.

01:17:32.000 He has never been to Manhattan.

01:17:35.000 And we were trying to figure out why.

01:17:37.000 I haven't really spoken to him about it.

01:17:40.000 And I was like, maybe he's got, like, his parents weren't around.

01:17:43.000 He was raised by, he's black.

01:17:44.000 He's raised by his grandmother.

01:17:46.000 And she got like raped in 1978 when she moved to the Bronx from Manhattan.

01:17:52.000 And she's like really guarded.

01:17:55.000 Anyway, this person said.

01:18:00.000 See ya.

01:18:03.000 Are you not going to read it?

01:18:04.000 You notice the spelling is wrong in both these texts.

01:18:07.000 Parents, guardians who keep their kids in a bubble, do them the biggest disservice than anyone could ever.

01:18:13.000 Copy XCon.

01:18:15.000 If you're asking me, I'm going to say, I'm going to say that.

01:18:17.000 No, I'm asking the other person in the studio.

01:18:20.000 I just, all right.

01:18:21.000 I'm going to say it's a cop.

01:18:22.000 Okay.

01:18:23.000 You are wrong.

01:18:25.000 Wow.

01:18:26.000 This person has spent about 10 years behind bars.

01:18:29.000 Wait, you're right.

01:18:30.000 Yeah, because that sounds reflective and like, well, you know.

01:18:32.000 Yeah, well, they both have the same tough love mentality.

01:18:35.000 Right.

01:18:36.000 I mean, both of them are in fights every day.

01:18:39.000 Or have been in ahead of time.

01:18:41.000 Anyway, let's get back to the tendency for rugged individualism.

01:18:44.000 I fucking love this shit.

01:18:46.000 That was a fun game.

01:18:48.000 Yeah, isn't it fun?

01:18:49.000 A whole lot more.

01:18:53.000 So standing on your own two feet.

01:18:56.000 White men have this strange tendency where they think it's good to make something of yourself and stand on your own two feet. 0.60

01:19:02.000 And then, of course, they say that even women are getting brainwashed by this silly notion.

01:19:08.000 Men who use a family name for success are scorned.

01:19:13.000 So if you're like, do you know who my daddy is?

01:19:15.000 Those men are not treated well.

01:19:18.000 And none are more celebrated than those who pulled themselves up by their bootstraps, going from poverty to financial and personal success.

01:19:27.000 Yes.

01:19:28.000 Yeah.

01:19:29.000 Yeah.

01:19:30.000 Help me out here.

01:19:31.000 And even that picture, like that guy sucks.

01:19:34.000 What is he?

01:19:34.000 Norman Borlaug creating genetically modified corn, saving a billion lives.

01:19:39.000 At worst, he's a farmer feeding us all.

01:19:42.000 He's literally knee-deep in fucking field.

01:19:44.000 Yeah, what?

01:19:46.000 I hate him.

01:19:48.000 Individuality was a value.

01:19:50.000 This is the thing.

01:19:51.000 These PR companies have so much money that they send out like this great photographer who gets the sun behind him and has this like $3,000 lighting.

01:20:00.000 So they make a beautiful picture.

01:20:03.000 And you go, that's a bad guy?

01:20:06.000 Anyway, individuality was a value sacred to the new America.

01:20:10.000 It birthed the Bill of Rights and the separation of church and state.

01:20:15.000 Ew, gross.

01:20:16.000 You mean the defining characteristic of the Western world?

01:20:19.000 Yucky! 0.96

01:20:21.000 American innovation and entrepreneurship were largely born from protections for the individual over the institution.

01:20:28.000 Like, are you trying to make me a Nazi skinhead?

01:20:35.000 Protections for the individual.

01:20:37.000 Yeah.

01:20:38.000 Whose side are you on?

01:20:40.000 The institution?

01:20:42.000 This individualism keeps many white men from discovering the value of ancestral ties that others, especially...

01:20:50.000 It's cut off.

01:20:54.000 Wait, is it cut off?

01:20:55.000 Oh, yeah.

01:20:56.000 The original was cut off.

01:20:57.000 It goes on and on.

01:20:58.000 So wait, go back to that.

01:21:00.000 This individual keeps many white men from discovering the value of...

01:21:03.000 Yeah, what is it?

01:21:04.000 The value of ancestral ties.

01:21:06.000 Right, ancestral ties, right?

01:21:08.000 So I guess they're implying that, like, it's good to just live off your name because you have more ancestral ties?

01:21:15.000 Wouldn't that be more pro-whiteness if you were discovering the value of your ancestral ties?

01:21:20.000 Isn't that what they hate?

01:21:21.000 That your ancestral ties are...

01:21:23.000 Yeah, I thought whites are verboten from looking at their ancestral ties. 1.00

01:21:27.000 Oh, unless they want you to look at your ancestral ties and see that you're slave owners and pieces of shit.

01:21:31.000 So you have to value...

01:21:32.000 That's the value of that.

01:21:33.000 No, I think...

01:21:35.000 You know what it might...

01:21:36.000 I'm just...

01:21:37.000 I don't know.

01:21:37.000 I mean, it's hard to understand this shit.

01:21:40.000 But I think it might be when they come across blacks in their industry, they tend to be like Mugabe's son because they're dealing with the aristocrats who went to the finest private schools. 0.86

01:21:52.000 And those people are not bootstrap billionaires.

01:21:56.000 They are spoiled brats from African despots. 1.00

01:22:00.000 And so all they have is their incredibly fancy education they got in Cambridge from their billionaire African Edi Amin dad. 0.82

01:22:09.000 And they are just living off their name and the education that their name bought them.

01:22:14.000 And we should appreciate that.

01:22:17.000 Am I working with you here?

01:22:19.000 Have I got anything?

01:22:20.000 And I think I know why.

01:22:22.000 All right, anyway.

01:22:24.000 Wait, that was the same thing the Biden people did.

01:22:26.000 What?

01:22:27.000 It's very similar.

01:22:29.000 I think I know why.

01:22:30.000 And then they start laughing.

01:22:32.000 And then he's like, ice cream cones.

01:22:34.000 Chocolate chip.

01:22:35.000 I need to see that again now.

01:22:36.000 You just kill me.

01:22:37.000 I'm addicted to it.

01:22:39.000 It's the first my pet Biden.

01:22:41.000 Chocolate chip.

01:22:45.000 My favorite's mint chocolate chip, so we're almost brothers.

01:22:49.000 Twinsies.

01:22:52.000 Chocolate chocolate chip.

01:22:56.000 It's a vanilla because of white vanilla.

01:22:59.000 So that's, if you think that bad symbolisms too.

01:23:02.000 So chocolate good.

01:23:03.000 That's one more time.

01:23:06.000 Chocolate chocolate chip.

01:23:11.000 I heard the word chocolate that time.

01:23:12.000 Chocolate.

01:23:13.000 Chocolate.

01:23:14.000 I. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:23:17.000 Chocolate, chocolate, chip.

01:23:19.000 Oh, yeah.

01:23:20.000 Chocolate chip.

01:23:21.000 Yeah, chocolate chip is good.

01:23:22.000 Literally, somebody says that.

01:23:23.000 Yeah, they said that.

01:23:24.000 Yeah, chocolate chip is good.

01:23:27.000 I'm not that strong of a swimmer.

01:23:29.000 Derek, you're masturbating.

01:23:30.000 Are you okay?

01:23:31.000 Yeah.

01:23:33.000 They all eat exclusively chocolate chocolate chip now.

01:23:37.000 By the way, for the record, chocolate chocolate chip is retarded. 0.95

01:23:42.000 You're having chocolate chips in your chocolate ice cream.

01:23:46.000 What?

01:23:47.000 You're supposed to have chocolate chips to sort of juxtapose with a different flavor, like say vanilla with chocolate chips.

01:23:56.000 Or mint chocolate chip is a lot of fun.

01:23:59.000 But to put chocolate chips in chocolate, like what do you put meat sauce on your steak too?

01:24:06.000 That's not...

01:24:07.000 I'm having fries with mashed potatoes on them.

01:24:10.000 These meatball bolognese.

01:24:13.000 Have you ever had a hot dog burger?

01:24:16.000 They're delicious.

01:24:17.000 You put a big patty in your hot dog.

01:24:22.000 Oh my God.

01:24:25.000 I think we got to make that a video drop.

01:24:27.000 Yeah, you're right.

01:24:28.000 And it should include chocolate, chocolate, chip, and then the...

01:24:32.000 Hey, man, corn pop and chocolate, chocolate chip.

01:24:34.000 Just hang out.

01:24:35.000 I love that.

01:24:38.000 That's fucking crazy.

01:24:39.000 All right, let's.

01:24:40.000 Should we go to the mailbag or take some calls?

01:24:44.000 It's up to you, Chief.

01:24:47.000 Ready for action.

01:24:49.000 All right.

01:24:51.000 Ryan, shut up.

01:24:52.000 You don't have a debt.

01:24:55.000 Let's turn our eyes together.

01:25:01.000 Let me touch it.

01:25:09.000 The Palm Beach County School Board has not met with.

01:25:11.000 This is called another tyrannical school board.

01:25:13.000 The Palm Beach County School Board has not met with health care workers or doctors since December.

01:25:17.000 They've been implementing masks, forcing social distancing, and pushing vaccines in the largest school district in Florida without any guidance from medical professionals.

01:25:26.000 They were called out on that fact last school board meeting when hundreds of parents showed up demanding answers and demanding masks be removed from kids.

01:25:32.000 So what do you know?

01:25:34.000 They scheduled a meeting with medical professionals today.

01:25:36.000 I attached some notes from a parent that attended the meeting.

01:25:39.000 The level of anger I have right now is unexplainable.

01:25:42.000 We are fighting.

01:25:43.000 I am fighting.

01:25:44.000 Hundreds of parents are writing emails daily to the school board.

01:25:46.000 The superintendent of schools and Governor DeSantis office.

01:25:49.000 We have protested outside the school board offices.

01:25:51.000 They keep digging their heels in.

01:25:53.000 We will win.

01:25:54.000 I am sure of it.

01:25:55.000 But the fight has just begun.

01:26:01.000 We need it until we have global immunity at 70%.

01:26:04.000 If no mask, no VAC, social distancing, if anyone gets infected, everyone will need to be quarantined.

01:26:10.000 Yeah, Florida, like DeSantis is awesome, but I'm not blown away by the behavior in that state.

01:26:16.000 I saw a lot of fucking masks.

01:26:20.000 Anyway, that's a little specific for a fun party show.

01:26:24.000 Hey, Gavin Rygai, I think this is a perfect quote for a Biden t-shirt.

01:26:28.000 I'd buy two.

01:26:33.000 You'd buy them up.

01:26:35.000 Somewhere between $700,000,000 and a trillion three hundred billion dollars.

01:26:50.000 That's how little kids talk about numbers.

01:26:56.000 That's how people who made fun of Trump make fun of Trump.

01:26:59.000 They're like, I want 50 million billion crillion gajillion.

01:27:05.000 Someone who's watching the show suggested that we do a t-shirt called Protect the Bird, which is the bald eagle.

01:27:18.000 And then someone said with the bald eagle, watch the attorney's face when his brother is speaking.

01:27:26.000 Hey, Gavin, Butt Pirate, just wanted to share what Australia's got to offer.

01:27:32.000 No.

01:27:33.000 Because this is the thing.

01:27:35.000 If you can make federal laws to protect the bird, which is the bald eagle, you can make witch to protect people.

01:27:46.000 Oh, my God.

01:27:48.000 Oh, I want to know that guy.

01:27:49.000 That's...

01:27:50.000 Oh, this man is totally eating the poo-poo all over the place. 1.00

01:27:54.000 If you can make federal laws to protect the bird, which is the bald eagle, you can make federal laws to protect people.

01:28:01.000 You know what he's thinking right now?

01:28:03.000 Because we went through this 13 times.

01:28:07.000 I made you say it 13 times.

01:28:10.000 He starts out with no hope, too.

01:28:11.000 It's not like he blew past his expectations, like he hit it right on the head.

01:28:16.000 He knew this was going to happen.

01:28:17.000 This is the thing.

01:28:18.000 Look, he's already defeated before he starts me.

01:28:21.000 No, he's just like, come on, come on, come on, come on.

01:28:23.000 It's like he's watching a race.

01:28:24.000 He's watching the dog races.

01:28:26.000 Anyway.

01:28:29.000 That's so great.

01:28:30.000 All right, that's a drop, too.

01:28:32.000 Hey, Gavin, Gavin, stop pre-recording clips for segment jingles.

01:28:37.000 They're always lazy and repetitive, and they always suck balls.

01:28:39.000 It's just stifling the creativity of the industrial viewers who might want to make their own from scratch.

01:28:43.000 Yeah, please do make one from scratch.

01:28:45.000 When I make up that dumb song, I'm just giving you like a bass.

01:28:49.000 You don't need to use the bass.

01:28:51.000 It's just a bass.

01:28:53.000 Yeah.

01:28:53.000 Throw it in the garbage.

01:28:55.000 Please do.

01:28:57.000 Oh, you've got a bass.

01:28:58.000 Is it a cop or is it an ex-con?

01:29:00.000 Is it an ex-con or is a cop?

01:29:01.000 Wow, that's really creative.

01:29:03.000 It's like you asked Ryan to write it for you.

01:29:05.000 Very mean guy there.

01:29:08.000 Try to come up with something more clever than da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da free speech.

01:29:12.000 Enough already.

01:29:13.000 And then he calls me a faggot.

01:29:15.000 Someone else says, find the good emails before the show so we don't have to deal with shitty ones like this.

01:29:20.000 And he was talking about the thing we just read about the schools.

01:29:25.000 How do you feel about Protect the Bird?

01:29:26.000 No, I don't think that's a good t-shirt.

01:29:30.000 Australia's number one.

01:29:33.000 And this guy says he wants us to know about Rodney Rood.

01:29:39.000 And I'll tell you something.

01:29:41.000 I'm walking around in the city down at the chocolate, chocolate chip.

01:29:46.000 I literally almost choke laughing my fucking ass off of Gavin and him doing this reporter after, oh, my kingdom for footage of the guy reacting to the jello pudding pops.

01:30:02.000 The chocolate, chocolate chip.

01:30:04.000 I guarantee you his face goes, oh, oh.

01:30:12.000 Aren't you embarrassed?

01:30:14.000 And then I want to show him that footage and be like, aren't you embarrassed?

01:30:18.000 Like, how do you feel about yourself?

01:30:20.000 And I would pray to the Lord Jesus that he would go, oh, God, that's fucking embarrassing.

01:30:27.000 There you go.

01:30:32.000 Hey, Gavin Ryga, I just want to share possibly the world's gayest response to a tweet I've ever seen in my life. 0.98

01:30:37.000 I think I may actually have PTSD after reading this.

01:30:40.000 Don't joke about PTSD, please, to people like me who are war movie veterans.

01:30:45.000 We've experienced real movie PTSD.

01:30:49.000 Real fake PTSD.

01:30:51.000 A Marine holds the door as Gianna Floyd, the daughter of George Floyd, who George Floyd never spent a minute with, just like all his kids.

01:31:00.000 Kids all over the country.

01:31:02.000 No idea that George Floyd was their dad.

01:31:06.000 Ugh, this is so nauseating.

01:31:08.000 Daughter George Floyd walks into the White House.

01:31:11.000 And then Barbara Malmet, who looks like our arch enemy, the boomer-angry woman liberal. 1.00

01:31:18.000 And then Gianna ran into President Biden's arms, asked him if he had any snacks because she was hungry.

01:31:25.000 Ice cream and Cheetos were served to the child who knows her daddy changed the world.

01:31:31.000 Do you know what George Floyd would do to you, Barbara, in an alleyway?

01:31:35.000 He would rape you and then take a shit on your chest. 1.00

01:31:44.000 He went to the bathroom on me.

01:31:46.000 Oh, god, that, you idiot.

01:31:49.000 That's the most horrible thing I ever hide.

01:31:53.000 Someone defecated on my sister.

01:31:55.000 Why?

01:31:56.000 Is there a possible...

01:31:58.000 Is there any reason I could give you that would answer that satisfactorily?

01:32:05.000 He had to poo really bad.

01:32:09.000 I'm watching you live talk about Bob Odenkirk's claim to have been home invaded twice.

01:32:12.000 I had to look it up, and he indeed claimed his house was burgled twice while he and his family were home, but there's no mention of having been face to face with the criminals.

01:32:18.000 Anyway, by the way, now it's getting to be a stretch.

01:32:22.000 Now it could just be someone took a bike from the garage.

01:32:25.000 But when I heard him talk about it on Stern, the implication was that there was confrontation with the children because he said, I can't get into it more because it affected my kids.

01:32:35.000 Yeah, it's like not my story to tell.

01:32:36.000 And there's some.

01:32:37.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

01:32:38.000 Like I had to watch my daughter get raped or something.

01:32:40.000 This isn't like someone stole a skateboard from our lawn.

01:32:43.000 That was not the tone I got from him.

01:32:46.000 Anyway, not only did he fail to prepare himself to deal with any second burglary, he took the opportunity to signal his anti-gun virtues.

01:32:54.000 He used an interview to lecture us that, I am really glad I didn't have a gun because it would have been a worse situation.

01:33:00.000 What a pussy. 1.00

01:33:03.000 Here's a link to the article.

01:33:05.000 This is kind of a good thing to read letters on the live show because they're talking about what they just heard.

01:33:12.000 We have a live chat also.

01:33:14.000 Oh, we do.

01:33:15.000 So when the calls are going to be a little bit more difficult.

01:33:16.000 I can't figure that out.

01:33:17.000 I can't figure out my own company.

01:33:19.000 Hey, Gavin, I'm a half-black listener.

01:33:22.000 And one half of me likes you, the other half thinks you're a fucking Nazi.

01:33:26.000 Just kidding.

01:33:27.000 And I think you and I could be friends if you would just give a black guy a chance.

01:33:31.000 I mean, I can understand why you hate Jews after reading their book. 1.00

01:33:34.000 And it's so funny you haven't figured out the lyrics are clearly Gavin's alt-right and the show is pretty tight.

01:33:40.000 I am just kidding.

01:33:41.000 I was trying to compile everything that annoys you in one email.

01:33:44.000 Can you think of any others?

01:33:47.000 Definitely suggest I check out Tom McDonald.

01:33:50.000 That's something you should get into every letter.

01:33:55.000 This is from Will.

01:33:56.000 Yes, these are real Facebook profile pictures.

01:33:59.000 We see a man who says, I stand against racism.

01:34:02.000 I got my COVID-19 vaccine.

01:34:05.000 And it's really awkwardly placed where his head is.

01:34:09.000 Wait, look at that.

01:34:12.000 Isn't that irritating?

01:34:14.000 The way he's sort of scrunched in the side there and it's not centered.

01:34:18.000 And his little teeth?

01:34:19.000 Look at the little teeth showing.

01:34:20.000 His little teeth showing.

01:34:22.000 I mean, a lot of our enemies, we have to understand, are just subhuman.

01:34:28.000 Shitheads. 1.00

01:34:29.000 Like, this is the problem.

01:34:31.000 When someone is shitting on you or you have an enemy, you go, oh, it's me, but anti-me.

01:34:36.000 Like, the flash had that yellow flash.

01:34:39.000 No, it's a loser.

01:34:41.000 Don't take criticism from anyone that you didn't ask advice to.

01:34:48.000 From.

01:34:49.000 You didn't ask for advice.

01:34:52.000 I got my COVID-19 vaccine.

01:34:55.000 And then Betelgeuse is just stuck in there?

01:34:58.000 Really?

01:34:58.000 Is that a joke?

01:35:02.000 And then Busting Loose in 86.

01:35:04.000 Okay, that's...

01:35:08.000 My Pet Biden.

01:35:10.000 Doodly Bapa Doo. 1.00

01:35:13.000 Doodly Doodle.

01:35:15.000 Um.

01:35:17.000 All right.

01:35:18.000 I think that we can start taking calls.

01:35:20.000 Okey-dokie. 0.93

01:35:23.000 You know what we get a lot of letters of?

01:35:25.000 I'll read a letter, I'll go, eh, no, I'm not reading that.

01:35:27.000 That's not interesting.

01:35:28.000 And they'll go, oh, he clearly missed it.

01:35:30.000 It was so genius.

01:35:31.000 And they'll send it like three times.

01:35:33.000 Like someone says, the reason Dave Partnoy's pizza reviews are fun is because he's such a funny guy.

01:35:40.000 No, it's a stupid thing to have.

01:35:43.000 And they go, hi, I'd sent this earlier.

01:35:45.000 Or sometimes they'll just resend it.

01:35:47.000 And like it's cut and pasted with the date.

01:35:50.000 Like they'll forward it to me from their sent box.

01:35:54.000 Yeah, no, I don't want to read your stupid letter.

01:35:57.000 I don't care about pizza reviews in Miami Beach.

01:36:00.000 Welcome, Pup.

01:36:03.000 Um.

01:36:05.000 So, um.

01:36:08.000 We got these calls.

01:36:10.000 Here's one while you get set up.

01:36:13.000 Hey, hey, Gavin, did you watch Gary's mailbag today?

01:36:15.000 There was an email from Gary read about the life of Ryan's dad.

01:36:18.000 It was epic and hilarious, but the way Gary read it didn't do it justice.

01:36:21.000 Correct.

01:36:22.000 If you find this email and read it out G-Dog style with backing music and impressions, I think it would be hotter shit than what Gary did.

01:36:30.000 It was a well-written thing, but I have a feeling that's the guy who wrote it.

01:36:34.000 Yeah.

01:36:35.000 No, maybe not, though, because I also acknowledge...

01:36:38.000 It's not very nice to me.

01:36:40.000 Could be.

01:36:40.000 He's one of the repeats.

01:36:42.000 Yeah, he fills up my fucking inbox every day.

01:36:46.000 Poor guy.

01:36:49.000 You are on the air.

01:36:52.000 This is a fucking loser.

01:36:54.000 You don't need to learn, share, listen.

01:36:56.000 Understand why.

01:36:57.000 Hey, why does everyone get two things?

01:36:59.000 You have one thing.

01:37:00.000 Thank you for calling.

01:37:01.000 It's great to hear from you.

01:37:04.000 That might be my favorite interstitial.

01:37:06.000 Feels good.

01:37:07.000 And it just gets the aesthetics of the show.

01:37:10.000 All that 80s stuff.

01:37:11.000 It's hard to make montage of 80s footage because it's all such low quality.

01:37:14.000 True.

01:37:15.000 Like the My Pet Biden thing.

01:37:16.000 You're never going to find that high res.

01:37:20.000 Eric is on the line.

01:37:22.000 And he's on the line.

01:37:26.000 Hit it, Eric.

01:37:27.000 Hey, guys.

01:37:28.000 Hey.

01:37:32.000 Hey, Gavin.

01:37:33.000 I got to ask you.

01:37:36.000 Can you hear me?

01:37:37.000 Yeah, I can hear you fine.

01:37:38.000 What's up?

01:37:41.000 Okay.

01:37:42.000 Hey, so I got to ask you guys a question.

01:37:45.000 Recently, my sister's boyfriend of 11 years decided to just break up with her, you know, because he wasn't happy.

01:37:53.000 We suspect he was cheating, never proposed or anything.

01:37:56.000 What are your thoughts on someone who pretty much takes someone's entire 20s and decides to say, screw it, because they're not happy?

01:38:04.000 He's a weak human being.

01:38:07.000 He's unhappy.

01:38:07.000 He's not prepared.

01:38:08.000 He's not adult enough to go to the next phase.

01:38:11.000 And we said this a couple shows ago.

01:38:13.000 If it's not, if he can't make up his mind in nine months, he can't make up his mind in nine years.

01:38:19.000 She should have told him to shit or get off the pot a long time ago.

01:38:23.000 So she's got some culpability too here.

01:38:26.000 She let a loser waste the best years of her life. 0.99

01:38:28.000 And now I know you want to beat him up.

01:38:30.000 I can't advocate violence here on the show.

01:38:32.000 But in the 70s and 80s, if someone did that to someone's sister, someone was getting tuned up.

01:38:38.000 And I'll tell you another thing.

01:38:39.000 This fucking asshole is going to regret it and come crawling back to her. 0.98

01:38:43.000 And God help me if she does.

01:38:46.000 I will kick both of their asses.

01:38:48.000 I told her that.

01:38:49.000 I told her that.

01:38:51.000 I compared the whole thing to their relationship being on a boat.

01:38:55.000 And, you know, he sees his friend swimming in the ocean and swimming looks fun and everything.

01:39:00.000 But as soon as he's, you know, getting tired of swimming, he wants to crown back on that boat, kill him the fuck off.

01:39:05.000 Yeah, he's already showing you what he's going to do for the rest of your marriage.

01:39:10.000 What if he's bored in 10 years of marriage?

01:39:12.000 He's going to do the same fucking thing.

01:39:13.000 He's unreliable, and you got to just cut that cord.

01:39:17.000 There's nothing you're really going to gain from beating him up.

01:39:19.000 You got to cut that cord and just, she's got to get over it. 1.00

01:39:23.000 And how old is she now?

01:39:26.000 She's 34 now.

01:39:28.000 For fuck's sakes.

01:39:29.000 It's going to take her two years to recover, maybe two years to find the right guy. 0.99

01:39:34.000 Now we're up to fucking 38 when there's no babies at 38.

01:39:39.000 What a piece of kids or anything. 0.96

01:39:43.000 Well, he wasted the best years of her life.

01:39:45.000 That should be a crime.

01:39:46.000 That does a hell of a lot more damage to society than fucking having a grow house. 0.95

01:39:50.000 Anyway, thanks for calling.

01:39:52.000 Sorry to hear that, dude.

01:39:53.000 You must be pissed.

01:39:55.000 But again, 11 years?

01:39:58.000 That's 23 to 34.

01:40:00.000 Come on.

01:40:03.000 Mike, assimilation problems.

01:40:08.000 Hey, what's going on?

01:40:09.000 Hey, man.

01:40:12.000 So I work with this older Mexican guy, and I can't understand him. 1.00

01:40:21.000 And he can't understand me, and it makes work really hard.

01:40:26.000 So one day I was like, so when did you actually come to America from Mexico?

01:40:32.000 Stop! 1.00

01:40:33.000 And he stop.

01:40:37.000 I'm going to guess 21 years ago.

01:40:42.000 That feels low.

01:40:45.000 30.

01:40:49.000 Yeah.

01:40:50.000 And I can't.

01:40:51.000 Wait, it was 30, I'm right?

01:40:54.000 I'm sorry?

01:40:55.000 What was the number?

01:40:56.000 Was it 30?

01:41:00.000 He came into the country in 1984.

01:41:04.000 Oh, my God.

01:41:06.000 Bro, I think that's disrespectful.

01:41:10.000 Dude, when I was 18, I worked at this Tex-Mex restaurant for like maybe like a year.

01:41:17.000 And the whole kitchen staff was Spanish speaking.

01:41:22.000 And I started kind of learning Spanish just from that year.

01:41:28.000 Right.

01:41:29.000 Wouldn't you be able to talk to him now if you would kind of learn Spanish?

01:41:32.000 You can't learn English. 0.94

01:41:36.000 Can't you use your Tex-Mex Spanish to talk to him?

01:41:42.000 Yeah, it's like Paquito.

01:41:45.000 So it was like Paquito, meriwano, shit like that.

01:41:52.000 You ask him what he wants to drink and shit.

01:41:54.000 Yeah, that doesn't help.

01:41:56.000 Yeah.

01:41:57.000 It is disrespectful.

01:41:58.000 Thanks for calling.

01:41:59.000 It's just, and it's not just in that restaurant.

01:42:01.000 Like, I've talked about cab drivers all the time.

01:42:03.000 They've always been here for 40 years.

01:42:05.000 Because they're not, like, other cultures aren't into assimilation or Western culture.

01:42:12.000 Like, my buddy in Costa Rica, who was on the lamb for a grow house, and he was out there, I remember he'd always be asking, like, hey, when you go Estoerta, isn't that a lot like Estoarta?

01:42:23.000 And they go, oh, yeah, maybe.

01:42:25.000 Estuarta is when it's raining out.

01:42:27.000 And they would break down.

01:42:28.000 He's working on his accent and stuff.

01:42:29.000 And I was the same way.

01:42:30.000 When I learned French, which I learned, by the way, in like two or three years when I moved to Quebec when I was 18.

01:42:35.000 Like, bon baile, ques de fête bon àc mon, modit cris de tabarnac de.

01:42:42.000 Grandsal modit cris.

01:42:46.000 And I would want to get the accent right.

01:42:48.000 Umour is a really tough word to say in French.

01:42:50.000 Umur.

01:42:51.000 But they come here.

01:42:52.000 Armenians hang out with Armenians.

01:42:54.000 Fucking Serbs hang out with Serbs. 1.00

01:42:56.000 Slovaks hang out with Slovaks.

01:42:58.000 And that's the same for fucking Koreans, Chinese. 0.94

01:43:03.000 And they're never really in America.

01:43:05.000 And a lot of immigrants, especially Muslims, will say, no, no, no.

01:43:10.000 Earth belongs to Islam. 1.00

01:43:13.000 Like, you have this country you call Australia or you call America?

01:43:16.000 No.

01:43:17.000 That's just you coming up with a funny name for Muhammad's territory. 1.00

01:43:23.000 All right.

01:43:24.000 We got.

01:43:26.000 Milar Harker on.

01:43:26.000 That was Mercedes calling, by the way.

01:43:28.000 Oh.

01:43:31.000 Um.

01:43:32.000 Calling about the songs.

01:43:34.000 Okay.

01:43:34.000 505, you're on the line.

01:43:41.000 Hello, 505.

01:43:42.000 Say the whole thing, Ryan.

01:43:43.000 They never know what that means.

01:43:44.000 Well, then.

01:43:44.000 Okay.

01:43:44.000 505-507, you're on the line.

01:43:48.000 No, not the whole fucking phone number, the whole text.

01:43:51.000 Yeah, that's what it says.

01:43:52.000 Calling about the songs and the YouTube ER.

01:43:54.000 You're calling with the songs, yes, sir.

01:43:58.000 All right.

01:43:58.000 Hey, I got a suggestion on an Australian band named Polaris.

01:44:05.000 Okay, thanks very much for calling.

01:44:06.000 We'll check him out sometime.

01:44:08.000 On the next Donald Trump getting written up at work for not taking my temperature.

01:44:16.000 Follow-up if you don't have this part say Ryan Ryan, first of all, you didn't have to read the second part, okay?

01:44:25.000 Sometimes you're fucking retarded, but that's not the point. 1.00

01:44:29.000 That's not why I called.

01:44:30.000 Gavin, I really appreciated your previous episodes about ana lips and how to take care of them.

01:44:38.000 My analips are very sore, okay?

01:44:40.000 It feels like someone put hot sauce on them, okay?

01:44:43.000 I might have to put some vanilla ice cream.

01:44:45.000 If you could give me some advice, my asshole...

01:44:48.000 Seriously, it's fucking on fire, dude.

01:44:50.000 What the fuck is going on?

01:44:52.000 Wait, this isn't Donald Trump?

01:44:53.000 Oh, did you give the phone to somebody, Mr. President?

01:44:57.000 Why is your asshole on fire?

01:44:59.000 Give me my phone back, okay?

01:45:02.000 Why is your asshole on fire?

01:45:03.000 His boyfriend took my phone.

01:45:07.000 Why are your anal lips burning so badly?

01:45:09.000 Ryan, I will say.

01:45:11.000 Ryan, it's hard to hear Gavin.

01:45:13.000 He's asking, why do your anal lips hurt? 0.99

01:45:16.000 Why do they hurt you?

01:45:18.000 Me.

01:45:21.000 Did you shit?

01:45:23.000 All right, thanks for calling.

01:45:24.000 We're having some technical difficulties here.

01:45:25.000 Ryan, I think people are hearing me through your microphone.

01:45:29.000 They're hearing you through this, so that way they don't get the echo.

01:45:32.000 We can try the thing.

01:45:35.000 That's...

01:45:37.000 We could try this.

01:45:37.000 We're still going through this echo shit.

01:45:40.000 Well, we don't have an echo because we use that, but now we're going to use this.

01:45:44.000 Possible echo.

01:45:46.000 Let me have people tell us if there's an echo.

01:45:50.000 CJ, you're on the line.

01:45:55.000 Hey, how's it going?

01:45:56.000 Good.

01:46:00.000 I just got a quick story about when I'm working in Edmonton here.

01:46:04.000 So I'm just doing some drywall work in a building on Light Avenue.

01:46:08.000 And I see a group of like four fancy foot guys walking down Light Avenue putting these fuck Crowdboy stickers.

01:46:18.000 And they're like jumping up and flapping them up on all the street songs.

01:46:21.000 I just watch them while I'm in there doing my job.

01:46:25.000 So once I pumped out, I grabbed my ladder and I locked the door and then I went down Light Avenue and peeled off over 60 stickers.

01:46:35.000 I'm just like, Jesus, how hateful do you have to be to spend the middle of a weekday putting up like over 60 fuck these guys stickers?

01:46:47.000 Yeah, get a, that's a great hobby.

01:46:50.000 I hate the proud boys.

01:46:52.000 Okay.

01:46:52.000 Yeah, I was sitting there.

01:46:53.000 I'm like, I'm making the city better.

01:46:55.000 I'm doing drywall work.

01:46:56.000 I'm painting and I'm like a tradesman.

01:46:59.000 And they're like, they got these biker jackets that are like stitched and they say like Edmonton is Edmontonians against racial prejudice, something like that on the back.

01:47:09.000 And it's just like, I don't do good.

01:47:11.000 Yeah, there's a lot of racism in Edmonton, Alberta.

01:47:15.000 Who's just like jumping up and slapping his stickers?

01:47:19.000 That's fucking pathetic.

01:47:20.000 Slapping them up as high as you can with the street post.

01:47:22.000 I just used the ladder and took them all down.

01:47:25.000 All right.

01:47:25.000 Well, thanks very much for that.

01:47:27.000 And thank you for calling.

01:47:28.000 Good stories.

01:47:29.000 Yeah, a lot of these Antifa guys, well, a lot of these, all of these Antifa guys don't have jobs.

01:47:35.000 Get a job.

01:47:36.000 That's what you have to yell at them.

01:47:37.000 Get a job.

01:47:39.000 And working on a Facebook thing for your anti-racist group in Edmonton does not count as a job.

01:47:47.000 So what mic are we on right now?

01:47:49.000 We're on these.

01:47:51.000 Okay.

01:47:51.000 And this is the one that we always get a feedback or an echo.

01:47:56.000 All right, let's try with this next caller.

01:47:58.000 Jason, you're on the line.

01:48:03.000 Yeah, hey guys.

01:48:04.000 So Gavin, I guess like a month ago, and there is a really bad feedback.

01:48:10.000 There's like an echo on your.

01:48:12.000 There's a really bad echo?

01:48:13.000 If I can go on.

01:48:15.000 All right, let's go back to the other mic.

01:48:17.000 I got a bad echo when you're talking.

01:48:18.000 It just comes back at me.

01:48:19.000 Okay, let's try this.

01:48:21.000 Is this better?

01:48:22.000 Yeah, this one's fine.

01:48:24.000 Yeah, it's fine.

01:48:24.000 It's just not as clear on the audio.

01:48:26.000 Like on the other one, you can hear you a lot better, but the feedback is so bad I can hear everything I'm talking about.

01:48:31.000 Okay, we'll try it on this one.

01:48:32.000 I'll talk now.

01:48:36.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:48:36.000 In any case, a few months ago, or maybe a few weeks ago, Ryan invited you to Clubhouse on an episode, and you actually signed up.

01:48:45.000 And I had been on Clubhouse, and I actually followed you.

01:48:48.000 But I was checking the other day, and you weren't on there.

01:48:50.000 Was that because you were banned or did you leave?

01:48:53.000 No, Clubhouse is for illiterate people who get embarrassed of their typos.

01:48:58.000 It's for low IQ, uneducated, illiterate morons who do the same kind of people who do talk to text because they can't type.

01:49:10.000 And I have no way.

01:49:11.000 I don't understand why it's popular.

01:49:13.000 Like, from what I understand, you go on some black person's talking about how stupid white people are, then you go on, and if they invite you in, they can berate you and tell you to shut up, and then you leave with your tail between your legs.

01:49:25.000 Is that the business model?

01:49:28.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:49:29.000 So that's actually a really good picture of what it is, because the other day, actually last night, this was actually an interesting room.

01:49:39.000 It was titled Democrats Psychological Hold on Black Americans.

01:49:44.000 And it was like a whole bunch of black people just basically talking about how the Democrats have this hold on them, but they keep voting for them and they need to figure out a different way to go about voting. 0.76

01:49:53.000 And I actually got on the stage and I listened for a long time.

01:49:57.000 I mean, it was hours.

01:49:58.000 And then after the main guy, the moderator, after he stopped talking about something, I just chimed in saying, yeah, man, like every four years, every time there's an election, Democrats basically trot out black people to vote for them and they just cast them aside for the next four years until they need them.

01:50:14.000 And after I said that, like two or three other black people in there, and most of them were pretty respectful, but these two or three other ones, they just immediately called me out and started asking what I'm doing with my white privileged health black people.

01:50:30.000 And it's just like, I'm agreeing with you on these aspects.

01:50:34.000 I'm totally respectful for you.

01:50:36.000 yeah, but you have to understand that you don't have the right to speak in that platform and you can't speak for others.

01:50:44.000 So you have to wait for them to call on you and then constantly check in, I guess, as you're talking to see if you're speaking at an acceptable level or too much.

01:50:54.000 That doesn't sound like a very fun app to me.

01:50:59.000 Yeah, it's, I mean, that kind of conversation, it's not very good, but some of the other ones, like there's a healthy debates club, which is cool.

01:51:06.000 But one other thing about the black people in that room, one of the guys is from Chicago, and he made it clear that he's like, I don't think he specifically said he was racist, but he was saying that he was so far against the Democrats that he's just starting to work with Republicans now because a lot of those white liberals are some of the most racist people.

01:51:26.000 So he's all about his community and what he can do for his community.

01:51:30.000 And anything that white people do against him is basically, he doesn't want anything a part of it.

01:51:36.000 So he's all about being for Republicans because they're just leaving him alone.

01:51:40.000 That's pretty much all he wants, is just segregation.

01:51:42.000 It's crazy.

01:51:44.000 That's where we're at, right?

01:51:46.000 The American divorce.

01:51:47.000 Everyone's given up.

01:51:49.000 And you have a few clinging to this critical race theory in schools, but I get the feeling that less and less people are buying it.

01:51:55.000 And we're just getting to an agree to disagree.

01:51:59.000 All right, thanks for calling.

01:52:01.000 And when I say agree to disagree, it's not really blacks and whites.

01:52:04.000 It's like left and right.

01:52:05.000 And the left is predominantly black.

01:52:07.000 But there's plenty of blacks on our side who are saying, I want to be with you and disagree with them. 1.00

01:52:13.000 The other end of Clubhouse is you got friendlies on there.

01:52:18.000 Where now it's just like a hangout.

01:52:20.000 That's basically it.

01:52:21.000 But I don't like talking on the phone.

01:52:23.000 Right, yeah.

01:52:24.000 It's kind of like a Zoom chat with just audio.

01:52:27.000 So it's easy to drop in.

01:52:28.000 Ali Alexander is very active on there.

01:52:31.000 I haven't heard from him in a while.

01:52:33.000 Yeah, he's on there right now.

01:52:34.000 He's got one.

01:52:34.000 Talking about BitClout.

01:52:36.000 And there's some other rooms like, this is an interesting one.

01:52:40.000 Oh, wait, Brett Eric Weinsey's in there.

01:52:42.000 Never mind.

01:52:43.000 What's the real problem?

01:52:44.000 Other black men, black women, or you?

01:52:46.000 All caps?

01:52:47.000 And that's a black chat. 0.66

01:52:48.000 Yeah, see, I'm just going to go to the bathroom.

01:52:50.000 And the problem with black chats in 2021 is it's not an interesting discussion back and forth.

01:52:55.000 It's like, shut up.

01:52:57.000 It's almost like the monarchy where us peasants say, can I speak, sir?

01:53:02.000 No.

01:53:03.000 Shut your mouth.

01:53:05.000 I'm speaking from a point of peasantry.

01:53:07.000 But I'm not racist.

01:53:09.000 I'll decide if you're racist or not.

01:53:11.000 I'm a cis what.

01:53:12.000 No, you're gay. 0.96

01:53:14.000 Okay, I'm a gay baguette.

01:53:18.000 Culture, 832.

01:53:20.000 You're on the line.

01:53:21.000 Okay.

01:53:26.000 Yo.

01:53:27.000 Hear me?

01:53:28.000 Yes.

01:53:30.000 Oh, all right.

01:53:31.000 Cool.

01:53:32.000 Hey.

01:53:34.000 I just wanted to see your take on like Nick Boyntz's view on like how the left culture and society is pushing for this diversity, diversity, diversity, and the replacement immigration.

01:53:51.000 Basically saying, you know, there's too many white people here in these jobs and just in society in general. 0.82

01:53:58.000 Just wanted to see what your take on all of that is.

01:54:02.000 And one of my friends, Kyle, put me on to you.

01:54:07.000 And now I start, you know, I bought the subscription.

01:54:10.000 I'm listening to you and I love the show.

01:54:12.000 And I'm trying to get him to subscribe.

01:54:16.000 So I just want to hear you tell him, hey, Kyle, get the fucking subscription.

01:54:22.000 Okay.

01:54:22.000 Hey, Kyle, get a fucking subscription.

01:54:25.000 I think people give a little bit too much credit to politicians when they talk about the replacement theory.

01:54:32.000 And I believe what they're doing is they've just noticed that they win elections when they have blacks and new immigrants.

01:54:39.000 So they go, come up with policy that makes blacks happy and gets us new immigrants. 0.92

01:54:46.000 So that means plenty of welfare, which is not good for blacks, and plenty of open borders, which isn't really good for anyone. 0.88

01:54:53.000 Now, the fact that that starts changing the demographics of a country, I don't think that's their plan.

01:54:59.000 And I just don't think they give a shit.

01:55:02.000 It's like if a factory was polluting and you went, oh, their plan is to make the air unbreathable so everyone has to buy their product.

01:55:08.000 No, no, no.

01:55:09.000 The factory's just churning out this product and making money.

01:55:13.000 They don't give a shit about the air.

01:55:15.000 That's a very lefty analogy, but they don't give a shit that what they're doing happens to be changing the demographics of the country.

01:55:22.000 I don't think that's their plan.

01:55:23.000 Their plan is just more votes, more power every year.

01:55:26.000 And they're total Bolsheviks. 0.85

01:55:28.000 That's all they care about is power, which is why you see Jews turning on Israel. 1.00

01:55:32.000 Because if it fits the narrative, fine.

01:55:34.000 Fuck you, Tel Aviv.

01:55:36.000 I need to help my agenda.

01:55:37.000 I'll happily sell out my own people to get things going.

01:55:43.000 Yeah, what about the whole diversity is our strength?

01:55:46.000 Yeah, I think that's clearly been disproven.

01:55:49.000 I'm not against diversity if it happened naturally.

01:55:52.000 I married an American Indian.

01:55:53.000 We made American Indian kids, but we had a lot in common and we chose each other for those reasons.

01:56:00.000 Promoting diversity for the sake of diversity is bullshit and harmful to this country.

01:56:05.000 And it's also creating this culture where we don't assimilate.

01:56:08.000 We don't appreciate the West.

01:56:09.000 We don't learn English.

01:56:11.000 We don't assimilate to a Western way of life, which is not necessarily a white way of life.

01:56:15.000 That's been a mistake I've made when I've talked about this in the past.

01:56:19.000 The West is actually the least race-based culture because it's about mental acuity, fortitude, hard work, grit.

01:56:28.000 That sort of, what was it called, tendency for rugged individualism that we're supposed to feel terrible about.

01:56:34.000 And if diversity was so fantastic, then why do you have to spend billions of dollars a year promoting it?

01:56:42.000 Sex is fantastic, and you don't have to promote it.

01:56:46.000 There's no government program to encourage fornication because it just happens naturally.

01:56:51.000 Things that are wonderful don't need to be pushed by the government.

01:56:55.000 Anyway, thanks for calling.

01:56:56.000 Not a big deal.

01:56:58.000 Is he still coming back?

01:56:59.000 All right, we gotta go.

01:57:00.000 Sex is like not a big deal.

01:57:02.000 Let's do one more.

01:57:04.000 All right.

01:57:04.000 We never got to the chat, but uh.

01:57:08.000 Sorry.

01:57:08.000 Okay, well, let's finish up the show with the chat.

01:57:10.000 Alright, cool.

01:57:12.000 So, uh, we got there's a a voice note in here.

01:57:18.000 Okay.

01:57:20.000 This better work.

01:57:23.000 What are you doing?

01:57:24.000 Okay, I guess that doesn't work.

01:57:27.000 It was supposed to be a Trump impression.

01:57:29.000 Okay.

01:57:29.000 All right, we've already had a Trump impression tonight.

01:57:31.000 All right, for the love of God, comment on Biden's ATF director nominee, David Chipman, Maximum Clown World.

01:57:39.000 I don't know David Chipman.

01:57:41.000 I don't know anything about him.

01:57:42.000 ATF is like the firearms.

01:57:44.000 That was funny when he was asked what an AR-15 is.

01:57:47.000 And he said, oh, I mean, these bills, it's up to Congress to decide what an AR-15 is.

01:57:51.000 And they go, well, what do you think it is?

01:57:53.000 It was that cool Southern guy who makes everyone look stupid, which I love because liberals think a Southern accent means you're dumb.

01:58:02.000 And then he said, wait, wait a minute, are you going away tomorrow?

01:58:05.000 Because I want to do a Memorial Day episode.

01:58:07.000 I am.

01:58:08.000 What time?

01:58:09.000 Butt crack? 1.00

01:58:11.000 After my girl gets out of work.

01:58:13.000 All right, so we have plenty of time.

01:58:14.000 Yeah.

01:58:15.000 Yeah, I want to do a Memorial Day episode because we'll make it short and sweet.

01:58:19.000 But we didn't really talk about Memorial Day weekend.

01:58:21.000 True.

01:58:21.000 And the soldiers who fought for us.

01:58:23.000 You know, on Normandy, we had anti-fascists called Americans storming the beaches.

01:58:30.000 And today we still have anti-fascists, and they're called Antifa.

01:58:34.000 It's in the name, as Don Lamond said.

01:58:37.000 True.

01:58:38.000 All right, how do people get to the chat?

01:58:40.000 Go to chat.censor.tv.

01:58:42.000 On the website, there is a link.

01:58:45.000 If you go to the bottom of the stuff down here, see that rocket chat?

01:58:49.000 That little...

01:58:50.000 Is this the 100th episode?

01:58:52.000 This is the 100th episode.

01:58:53.000 Wow, we've dropped some balls today.

01:58:56.000 It's the 100th episode, and we didn't mention Memorial Day, almost didn't mention Memorial Day.

01:59:00.000 True.

01:59:01.000 Very important weekend.

01:59:04.000 It's not just about burgers and cannonballs into the pool.

01:59:09.000 It's about recognizing the sacrifices that these soldiers made for us and continue to make for us.

01:59:18.000 It's pretty incredible when you think about the sacrifices you and I make and how minuscule they are compared to someone who goes overseas in the past knowing they're going to die, in the present realizing it's possible, sometimes likely, if you're in Afghanistan,

01:59:34.000 northern Iraq.

01:59:38.000 And we want to acknowledge that.

01:59:40.000 And the more we shit on America, the more we shit on these people who built this country.

01:59:45.000 And I don't just mean our forefathers and all the blue-collar tradesmen who built the roads and the bridges.

01:59:50.000 I'm talking about the people who built the philosophy of this country, who built the culture, the ethos.

01:59:55.000 And that was the soldiers fighting to retain this freedom that we have in this country, the freedom we all take for granted more and more every day.

02:00:06.000 In fact, even in the military, this lack of gratitude is seeping in and we're trying to get woke culture in there, which is the opposite of Western culture and the opposite of American culture.

02:00:18.000 This is America.

02:00:20.000 The brave men who fought to keep it this way.

02:00:23.000 A gun is American. 0.61

02:00:25.000 Being unapologetic is American.

02:00:28.000 Being proud is American.

02:00:31.000 That's what we have.

02:00:33.000 We're not just clinging to our guns.

02:00:35.000 We're holding them by our sides and proudly exclaiming that we will always be free people.

02:00:41.000 You cannot take away our liberty.

02:00:43.000 You can take our lives, as Braveheart would say, but you'll never take our freedom.

02:00:49.000 We're living in a time right now where they are trying to chop America down at its knees.

02:00:54.000 They're trying to destroy us.

02:00:56.000 They're trying to turn this into a land with no gender, with no identity, with no flag, with no people, with no future, with no education, with no history, no statues, no past. 0.91

02:01:10.000 They're trying to eradicate it.

02:01:13.000 And we have to do everything we can to stop that because America is worth fighting for.

02:01:20.000 So let's do it together.

02:01:22.000 If you're not brave enough to go and fight abroad, then fight locally.

02:01:27.000 Fight for your local schools.

02:01:29.000 Fight for your kids' freedom.

02:01:32.000 And together, with all of these small battles, we can win the war against America.

02:01:40.000 That's what is going on right now.

02:01:41.000 There's a war on America.

02:01:43.000 There's a war on freedom.

02:01:45.000 And it's not that we should win it.

02:01:47.000 It's not that we ought to win it.

02:01:49.000 It's that we have to win it.

02:01:53.000 There's no other options but winning.

02:01:57.000 So we're going to try to pull off a show for you tomorrow.

02:01:59.000 If not, I'll see you Monday.

02:02:01.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting for this country.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - May 28, 2021

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