Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - May 28, 2021


GOML LIVE #100 - CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHIP (Part 1)

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Gavin McInnes
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On this week's episode of Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes, we're joined by a man who grew up in a fraternal order and went on to become the first black man to be inducted into Phi Mu Alpha Theta sorority, the Alpha Delta Pi. We also hear from a guy who served time in prison for his part in a sex scandal involving a woman and a man. And we get to hear the story of how he got to where he is today, and why he thinks the whole fraternity system is responsible for the crimes of men like Max and John. Also, Gavin talks about his new book, "The Boy Scouts of America: How to Be Your Own Best Friend," which is out now! Subscribe to our new show on Apple Podcasts! Subscribe, Like, and Share to stay up to date with what's going on in the world of politics, culture, and everything else going on around us. Get off my lawn with Gavin! Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Thanks to our sponsor, Need Of Fashions. Go to Need Off My Laundry.com/NeedofFashions/GetOffMyLawn/GetOnMyLetsLawn. To find a list of our sponsors and show-related promo codes, go to gavin.fm/OurAdvertisers? GetOff My Lawn. Subscribe To Our Sponsorships! Get On My Lawn With Gavin McINnes Subscribe On Your Lawn With Me? Subscribe on iTunes & Subscribe to Our Podcasts On Podchicks Subscribe & Subscribe on Podcharts. Learn More About Meals On The Same Day, Subscribe On A Plant On The Ground? Learn How To Be Your Best Day Off With Meepers On The Road? Leave Us On A Ship On A Train? Get A Free Ship On Ship On Their First Day Of The Day Off My Thoughts On This Week's First Trip To Ship On Your First Day With A Shipwrecked Ship On My Ship On The Ship On Our First Ship On This Day Off Their First Ship? We'll Be Sending Meepo's First Ship Off My First Ship, We'll Have A Call From Them On The Third Ship On Arrived On The Other Side Of The Island On The Next Ship On Sea On The Second Ship On Wednesday?

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00:00:14.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
00:00:53.000 Do you recognize this ensemble?
00:00:57.000 Animal House.
00:00:58.000 Yes.
00:01:00.000 I remember seeing that speech and thinking, that's what I want to be.
00:01:05.000 I want to lead some sort of a movement where we're mad as hell and we're not going to take it anymore.
00:01:12.000 We'll speak on behalf of Delta House.
00:01:25.000 But you know what I ended up being in The Proud Boys?
00:01:27.000 That guy.
00:01:28.000 I ended up being the... Guys, calm down!
00:01:31.000 Calm down!
00:01:32.000 Stop doing that!
00:01:33.000 No, don't make that joke, that's too spicy!
00:01:36.000 No, that's enough Pepes!
00:01:39.000 I think we've heard enough, Mr. Chairman.
00:01:41.000 I was told I'd have a chance to... That's enough!
00:01:43.000 This is them putting Max and John in prison for four years.
00:01:46.000 He said that!
00:01:46.000 Yes!
00:01:48.000 Are you deaf? 1.00
00:01:50.000 Let's finish this damn thing. 1.00
00:01:53.000 And then they took over, and then I had to step down from the club. 0.99
00:01:58.000 I don't think it's fair!
00:01:59.000 That's what I said on my way out.
00:02:02.000 And then they threw all my friends in jail, and the SPLC destroyed my reputation.
00:02:08.000 And girls thought it was hot. 1.00
00:02:09.000 Hey, shut up, you assholes! 1.00
00:02:11.000 Mr. President, do we have to live like this? 1.00
00:02:15.000 And then Enrique took over.
00:02:17.000 Don't screw around.
00:02:19.000 They're serious this time.
00:02:21.000 Stop going to rallies.
00:02:22.000 They're serious this time.
00:02:24.000 Don't go to January 6th.
00:02:26.000 And don't bring a clip.
00:02:27.000 Don't worry, man.
00:02:28.000 I can talk to the cops.
00:02:29.000 I'm friends with a lot of them.
00:02:30.000 No, it doesn't matter.
00:02:31.000 The cops don't have any control.
00:02:34.000 Took a few liberties with our female party guests. 0.99
00:02:37.000 We did. 0.99
00:02:39.000 Well, you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few sick, perverted individuals. 0.96
00:02:48.000 For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system?
00:02:53.000 And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general?
00:03:05.000 I put it to you, Greg, isn't this an indictment of our entire American society?
00:03:15.000 Well, you can do what you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you bad mouth the United States of America! 1.00
00:03:25.000 Gentlemen!
00:03:26.000 That's the cowboys. 0.72
00:03:31.000 I just realized he had a knit tie.
00:03:34.000 Yeah, I could be more authentic.
00:03:36.000 So, back when Need of Fashions, and this will be our Need of Fashions plug, info at needoffashions.com, correct?
00:03:46.000 Mm-hmm.
00:03:48.000 Back when they would come and visit hotel rooms, they'd come to New York City, and I showed them that clip, and I said, I need that suit.
00:03:54.000 And they found the swatch, and I found the tie, and they made this pink shirt, and we put it together.
00:04:04.000 Info at NinaFashions.com.
00:04:05.000 So what you do now with them, they're not coming to your town anymore, or maybe they will in a few months, but as of right now you contact them, they get on a Zoom call with you, and you do all your measurements.
00:04:20.000 They get your body perfect.
00:04:22.000 And then it's, the prices are amazing.
00:04:25.000 You can get a dirt cheap shirt.
00:04:27.000 When I say dirt cheap, I mean like 60, 70 bucks. 1.00
00:04:29.000 Oh, I can get them at fucking Walmart for, go fuck yourself. 1.00
00:04:37.000 Or you can get a very expensive suit. 1.00
00:04:38.000 Now, the problem with a tailored suit in New York, they're like five grand.
00:04:43.000 Six, seven grand sometimes because tailors are rare, but tailors are not rare in Hong Kong.
00:04:49.000 So what these guys will do, they can get you a suit for like a thousand bucks.
00:04:53.000 So anyway, negotiate, discuss prices first and what your range is.
00:04:57.000 And then you can get all these shirts that fit you so perfectly.
00:05:01.000 You have no idea how perfectly comfortable I am right now.
00:05:03.000 There is no like, you know, the neck thing where you, you start, you can feel your Adam's apple rub on the top button.
00:05:09.000 And you're like, I'm not going to have a panic attack.
00:05:11.000 I feel like I'm being choked out.
00:05:14.000 I don't right now.
00:05:14.000 Right now I feel like I'm wearing a sweatshirt and I'm wearing a suit.
00:05:18.000 Oh, and you know what's cool?
00:05:20.000 You get your name in it.
00:05:23.000 Mine says Gavin McInnes because that's my name.
00:05:26.000 But you get your name.
00:05:27.000 And you choose this fabric and everything.
00:05:29.000 It's fun!
00:05:32.000 So yes, that's our new sponsor, Need of Fashions.
00:05:34.000 Go to info at needoffashions.com
00:05:40.000 Got it?
00:05:40.000 Needafashions.com, we made it clear enough?
00:05:43.000 So yeah, you go there, they'll measure you on the Zoom, and then you can start talking about what you wanna get.
00:05:48.000 And then once they have you in the book, you just call them up and you pick some shirts online and say, send me three more shirts.
00:05:56.000 A thin one for summer and a thick one for winter.
00:06:00.000 But there's also one other thing with that.
00:06:03.000 There's a promo code?
00:06:04.000 Oh yeah, I became obese.
00:06:07.000 After I mean, I've been going to them for 10 years.
00:06:10.000 And I'm also I prefer the term ripped.
00:06:12.000 I've become bigger.
00:06:14.000 And for some reason, I guess my waist is more muscular.
00:06:16.000 Because it's bigger now.
00:06:19.000 I have a more muscular waist.
00:06:21.000 That's not a good outfit.
00:06:22.000 Oh, I was wearing that same shirt today.
00:06:24.000 Oh, baseball game.
00:06:25.000 You know how much those shirts, those shorts cost me?
00:06:28.000 How much?
00:06:29.000 $350. 0.61
00:06:29.000 What the hell? 0.61
00:06:31.000 It's one of the dumbest things I've done. 0.99
00:06:33.000 It's right after I left Vice and I had a big check and I was at some fancy surf store and I thought oh I'll just get these and I put them down and they're like made in Amsterdam or some shit and the guy goes $350 and the only time in my life I've ever done this and I've never done it since I went oh. 0.99
00:06:48.000 Instead of going like what the fuck you out of your mind and just put them back I went oh. 0.64
00:06:54.000 And just paid. 0.99
00:06:55.000 I've done that a lot, yeah. 1.00
00:06:57.000 So stupid. 1.00
00:06:58.000 Those don't fit me anymore. 1.00
00:06:59.000 So anyway, I call them up and I go, dude, what am I going to do now?
00:07:03.000 My waist is like two sizes bigger.
00:07:06.000 And they go, no problem, Mr. McInnes.
00:07:08.000 Your pants all have an inch and a half extra sewn in.
00:07:13.000 I didn't notice that.
00:07:14.000 So send them back to us and we'll expand them and send them back for your charge.
00:07:19.000 And now all my suits fit like PJs again.
00:07:21.000 That's the guy.
00:07:22.000 That's the son.
00:07:24.000 Anyway, Nina Fashions is great.
00:07:27.000 The reason I chose that opening song, though, in Massachusetts, because I just watched this new Bee Gees doc that's going around.
00:07:36.000 Have you heard about this?
00:07:40.000 Before I saw this talk, I was like, yeah, yeah, I know the Bee Gees, like, disco band.
00:07:44.000 They got a lot of flack when everyone hated disco, and they did the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack, and I heard they were kind of more rock before that.
00:07:51.000 They had a whole bunch of songs that were kind of heavy.
00:07:55.000 There's like 37 Bee Gees.
00:07:58.000 Not guys, but versions of the band.
00:08:00.000 What?
00:08:01.000 Sort of like Van Halen, when they were little kids, they would play parties and weddings and stuff.
00:08:07.000 Like Eddie Van Halen and Alex Van Halen would go with their dad and he'd play the piano.
00:08:12.000 Right.
00:08:12.000 And they'd go do weddings, anything, funerals, conga, polka, whatever you want, which is a crucial part of the puzzle.
00:08:18.000 Because you get to the point where you're just so fucking good at music that you can churn it out in an afternoon.
00:08:24.000 I also think a massive part of this is innate talent.
00:08:28.000 And what the Van Halens did and the Bee Gees did is they combined their innate talent with Malcolm Gladwell's thousands hour minimum. 0.99
00:08:37.000 What a fucking band! 0.99
00:08:39.000 Look up how many hits the Bee Gees have. 1.00
00:08:42.000 I believe it's 347,000.
00:08:44.000 So they had that, so they had like a Beatles thing.
00:08:48.000 They were basically the Beatles in the 60s.
00:08:51.000 They came up with the Beatles.
00:08:53.000 Girls screaming their heads off, all that. 0.99
00:08:56.000 Then there's a lull.
00:08:57.000 Then there's the psychedelic guys, because everyone's doing that.
00:09:00.000 And they rode all these different waves.
00:09:03.000 And then they keep dying, right?
00:09:05.000 Of course, that's what happens in pop music.
00:09:07.000 You're huge and you die.
00:09:08.000 Momus, my buddy Momus, the EDM guy, his solution to that problem is he just moves.
00:09:13.000 To different parts of the world.
00:09:14.000 So when I met him, he was living in Japan, having a whole new career there as a dance electronic music guy in Japan.
00:09:21.000 The Bee Gees didn't do that. 1.00
00:09:23.000 Well, they did move from Australia to Britain, to America, but they would just keep reinventing themselves.
00:09:31.000 How many hits did, just type in, Ryan.
00:09:33.000 Hits.
00:09:35.000 No.
00:09:35.000 Somebody said.
00:09:35.000 You type into Google, how many hits did the Bee Gees have?
00:09:40.000 Question mark.
00:09:42.000 I have done that, sadly.
00:09:44.000 And what did it say? 0.99
00:09:45.000 It basically told me to fuck myself and look at Wikipedia. 0.98
00:09:47.000 And I was like, all right, well, I'm not scrolling through that, but I found an article. 0.98
00:09:50.000 No, no.
00:09:50.000 You wrote how many hits Bee Gees and you made Bee Gees one word.
00:09:54.000 It's two words and have.
00:09:59.000 How many hits Bee Gees have?
00:10:01.000 How many hits did the Bee Gees have?
00:10:07.000 You've got to really spoon feed these youngsters.
00:10:12.000 43 hot top 100 hits for the group.
00:10:15.000 How many?
00:10:16.000 43?
00:10:16.000 Yeah, first of 43 hot.
00:10:18.000 No, I saw something in this article here that said how many hits they had.
00:10:22.000 Okay.
00:10:23.000 Well, you can tell us when you're ready.
00:10:24.000 Stop killing the momentum of the show.
00:10:28.000 So then their careers sort of waning and they go, we need something at the end of this song like, yeah, going away.
00:10:35.000 Like, as the song's fading away.
00:10:37.000 And Barry Gibb, I forget the hunkiest one, just goes, "'Cause you gotta know, nah!"
00:10:43.000 I can't do it, obviously, with my voice.
00:10:45.000 But he does this falsetto thing.
00:10:47.000 And everyone goes, that sounds cool!
00:10:51.000 And they go, we've always been influenced by those sort of doo-wop bands with the high voice, with the falsetto.
00:10:56.000 And then they said, well, why don't you do that?
00:10:58.000 Start now.
00:10:58.000 So then they become the falsetto band.
00:11:01.000 They've already had, like, four careers.
00:11:04.000 Then they do the falsetto thing.
00:11:05.000 There we go.
00:11:08.000 Bee Gees rank third among groups for most hot 100 number one hits.
00:11:12.000 34 song chart appearances.
00:11:15.000 What is that Bee Gees rank third? 1.00
00:11:19.000 Clicked it.
00:11:20.000 It is loading.
00:11:21.000 It's loading?
00:11:22.000 Are we having a slow internet night again?
00:11:24.000 I believe that is the truth.
00:11:26.000 That's what's happening here.
00:11:27.000 Look at those singles.
00:11:28.000 Five in the UK.
00:11:29.000 19 in UK top 10.
00:11:32.000 These are all UK ones. 0.78
00:11:35.000 Yeah, huh?
00:11:36.000 So that's not interesting to me, Ryan. 1.00
00:11:37.000 I already want to kill you. 0.99
00:11:40.000 This is the rank third thing? 1.00
00:11:43.000 That's still... This is art.
00:11:46.000 That was loading that whole fucking time? 0.98
00:11:48.000 We're not off to a good start. 0.98
00:11:50.000 I spent 33 weeks in the chart.
00:11:51.000 We're still learning stuff about the Bee Gees.
00:11:53.000 Okay.
00:11:55.000 How deep is your love, of course?
00:11:57.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:11:58.000 I don't want to know that.
00:11:59.000 I want to... So it's like 34 or something.
00:12:01.000 But that was Britain.
00:12:02.000 Now I'm getting mad.
00:12:06.000 Keep scrolling down.
00:12:10.000 20.
00:12:10.000 So who are the other two guys?
00:12:12.000 What kind of headline is that?
00:12:15.000 It's got to be in the opening paragraph.
00:12:16.000 Go to the opening paragraph.
00:12:18.000 The trio blah blah blah.
00:12:19.000 One in a group in history.
00:12:20.000 Deep as you love.
00:12:21.000 Say for the Beatles and the Supremes.
00:12:23.000 The Supremes?
00:12:24.000 Yeah.
00:12:25.000 The Supremes?
00:12:28.000 The Supremes are number two?
00:12:32.000 What do they have? 0.72
00:12:34.000 A bunch of gay love songs? 0.95
00:12:37.000 Actually gay, yeah. 0.97
00:12:38.000 The Supremes? 0.92
00:12:41.000 What do you got?
00:12:43.000 Let me see some of them.
00:12:46.000 Baby Love, Back in My Arms Again, Come See About Me.
00:12:51.000 Everybody's favorite love is like an itching in my heart. 0.99
00:12:53.000 Oh that one I can never get play that song Okay, fuck is love is like an itching in my heart. 1.00
00:12:58.000 That's gross. 1.00
00:12:59.000 By the way. 0.89
00:12:59.000 It sounds like you have you didn't wipe your heart well enough You have jock heart Never heard this hit before Anyway, and then disco happens and everyone hates them so they're depressed and 0.89
00:13:21.000 And everyone just hated them because that was the thing.
00:13:23.000 I remember, I was around then in the 70s, and we would wear shirts that said, Death Before Disco.
00:13:28.000 And I was like, seven.
00:13:30.000 And my babysitter goes, do you, uh, you hate disco? 1.00
00:13:34.000 I go, yeah, I'd rather fucking die. 0.98
00:13:37.000 And then she plays like Heart of Glass by Blondie and she goes, what do you think of this song? 0.98
00:13:40.000 I go, it's awesome.
00:13:41.000 Who's this?
00:13:42.000 She goes, it's disco. 0.99
00:13:44.000 And it was like I had been raped. 0.99
00:13:47.000 My babysitter raped me. 0.99
00:13:48.000 That was a man you just banned. 0.99
00:13:49.000 Look, that's a whole Bee Gees there. 0.99
00:13:51.000 They were huge then. 0.99
00:13:52.000 Look, they're signing autographs when they're like fucking 12. 0.98
00:13:55.000 I remember being grossed out the first time I saw the Bee Gees. 0.99
00:13:59.000 My aunt was listening to them like a concert on the TV and I was like, who are they? 1.00
00:14:02.000 They're ugly as fuck. 1.00
00:14:04.000 And my aunt was like, those are the Bee Gees. 1.00
00:14:05.000 They were one of the greatest bands ever.
00:14:06.000 That's their failed musician dad.
00:14:09.000 And their mom was also a dad apparently.
00:14:14.000 My two dads.
00:14:17.000 How can you mend a broken heart?
00:14:18.000 Yeah, it's really good, worth a watch.
00:14:19.000 Although, they had a younger brother who came along later and he also had 8 million hits, but he OD'd, I think, Coke.
00:14:25.000 I think he coked himself to death, which is a challenge, but they don't really touch on that.
00:14:29.000 It's sort of like watching a Queen documentary. 0.94
00:14:31.000 They don't mention that Freddie Mercury was a fag, which they did in the Queen documentary.
00:14:37.000 They just sort of show him, or not documentary, movie. 0.93
00:14:40.000 With Remad Zimby or whatever.
00:14:42.000 They just show him go into a room and it's implied. 0.90
00:14:46.000 But like his gayness was pretty huge. 0.91
00:14:49.000 I mean he did bring opera to the masses. 0.58
00:14:53.000 That's not normal for straight men.
00:14:56.000 It's easy to overdose on coke if you get it from Brooklyn lately though.
00:14:59.000 There's been fentanyl with it.
00:15:01.000 This was not during fentanyl days believe it or not.
00:15:05.000 Pre-fentanyl Bee Gees.
00:15:07.000 So then, wait, I'm telling this story all wrong.
00:15:10.000 And then disco, so disco's bad and everyone hated them just because they were popular, just like me when I was a kid.
00:15:14.000 I just, that's what you do.
00:15:17.000 And then they go, let's become songwriters. 1.00
00:15:20.000 They have another fucking career. 1.00
00:15:23.000 Writing songs for Barbra Streisand. 1.00
00:15:25.000 I don't know if your 30 hits there were included songs they wrote that people didn't know they wrote.
00:15:34.000 It's amazing, and you're watching it, and you're like, I could be a songwriter, probably because I drink, so I watch these movies with liquid courage, and I'm like, I could probably, yeah, I'd be like, hey, hey, we gotta get out of here, guys, let's run away to the party, oh no, that's not gonna, hey, it's a party Saturday, boys, look out for your friends over there.
00:16:00.000 No, that's not working.
00:16:01.000 It's like I was watching Joe Frazier and Muhammad Ali because it's the anniversary of someone's death or maybe Joe Frazier just died or something and I'm like oh I never noticed this but Joe Frazier has does a Larry Burns thing where he's always going low and Muhammad Ali just can't get him.
00:16:18.000 And Muhammad Ali had all this length on him.
00:16:20.000 So Fraser went, I'm not going to go toe-to-toe with this guy.
00:16:23.000 He'll knock me out.
00:16:24.000 So I'll just go low and I'll be like a little groundhog, like Larry Barnes. 1.00
00:16:27.000 And then my drunken, not drunken, but you know, buzzed self goes, that's going to be my shit. 0.99
00:16:35.000 I'm going to become like a Barnes-Fraser guy. 0.99
00:16:39.000 And I'll always be going low underneath the arms.
00:16:42.000 Then today I was at the gym, like, after three bobs and weaves going, I gotta sit down, this is exhausting.
00:16:47.000 So.
00:16:49.000 The you you are at night is not accurate.
00:16:53.000 Which brings us to Tactical Walls.
00:17:10.000 And I'm like, why don't you use tactical walls? 0.97
00:17:12.000 You have like stupid guitar hooks and stuff like for holding a guitar or you just have it on some cheap shelf. 0.97
00:17:18.000 If you're spending that kind of money on a gun, why not have a cool Kingsman-esque. 0.99
00:17:23.000 Remember the movie The Kingsman where they show all the guns?
00:17:25.000 Kingsman-esque.
00:17:27.000 Look at that issue box.
00:17:28.000 That's such a great name for your guns.
00:17:33.000 Now, you can also use it for your sports equipment, your bike, your tools.
00:17:37.000 This thing, look at that, eight pages.
00:17:40.000 Pages and pages.
00:17:41.000 Pages and pages of awesome products, but their main focus is these tactical walls where you have your guns.
00:17:46.000 If any shit goes down, you want to be able to just have them there where you can yank them off the wall, especially if you're in a state where you don't have to hide them in a safe.
00:17:55.000 Look at that setup. 0.99
00:17:57.000 What's he got to say?
00:18:10.000 I think that's the guy I talked to.
00:18:12.000 I thought he was a lot older.
00:18:13.000 I'm older than him.
00:18:28.000 But just to show you how versatile it is, you can put it on brick.
00:18:31.000 So what we did was put up some furring strips on the brick, and then we installed the mod wall through the furring strips, and we've got two panels here.
00:18:38.000 You've got a seam right here in the middle.
00:18:40.000 The cool thing about our mod wall system is it's expandable vertically.
00:18:44.000 This guy can build anything, including a statue of me and Ryan.
00:18:50.000 Daisy chained these suckers together to have a full wall if you want from floor to ceiling or from wall to wall or floor to ceiling and wall to wall which would be your entire wall.
00:19:00.000 That'd be a pretty cool system.
00:19:01.000 It'd be cool to have like a... He's a very likable guy, isn't he?
00:19:04.000 Alright, that's enough.
00:19:05.000 A booby trap wall. 0.99
00:19:06.000 That'd be fucking dope. 0.99
00:19:08.000 Yeah, like you have a shelf where it shows like, guns here. 1.00
00:19:13.000 And then you go to open it and two giant bolts shoot out through your chest.
00:19:17.000 That's like with Bob Odenkirk where he goes, we were home invaded twice. 0.99
00:19:23.000 If you're home invaded once, then it's going to have a thing where you break this panel and 17 cinder blocks covered in AIDS fall on your head and kill you. 0.98
00:19:31.000 You turn into Kevin McAllister. 0.79
00:19:33.000 Yeah, Kevin McCallister meets Rambo. 1.00
00:19:35.000 So if you sneak in my back door, a giant fucking branch goes shunk through your thighs. 0.99
00:19:42.000 You wouldn't be like, again with the home invasions? 1.00
00:19:47.000 This is becoming a pattern! 0.99
00:19:48.000 Yeah, there's no fucking way. 1.00
00:19:50.000 Bullshit, Bob Odenkirk, you fucking liar who made an awesome movie where you change the races. 1.00
00:19:56.000 I'm gonna put on the AC for a second. 1.00
00:19:57.000 Tell me if it bothers you.
00:20:03.000 Any bothering going on?
00:20:04.000 No, not me.
00:20:06.000 Okay.
00:20:06.000 And people have written in and said not.
00:20:08.000 So yeah, TacticalWalls.com.
00:20:10.000 Check it out.
00:20:11.000 Support vets.
00:20:13.000 Support American businesses.
00:20:18.000 So we got Need of Fashions.
00:20:19.000 We got Tactical Walls.
00:20:21.000 We covered the opening song.
00:20:24.000 Oh, I meant to say this last show, but I'll say it now.
00:20:31.000 But I'm talking to you here on a human level.
00:20:33.000 That is a very human level.
00:20:36.000 I guess we'll start with the important news.
00:20:39.000 DJ Khaled cannot say the word circumstances.
00:20:42.000 Circumstances.
00:20:44.000 Circumstances.
00:20:46.000 It's an easy word.
00:20:48.000 What's the word?
00:20:50.000 Circumstance.
00:20:51.000 Circumstance.
00:20:52.000 Circumstance.
00:20:53.000 Circumstance.
00:20:54.000 Circumstance.
00:20:55.000 Circumstance.
00:20:56.000 Circumstance.
00:20:58.000 There's some words I can't say.
00:20:59.000 Circumstance.
00:21:00.000 Circumstance.
00:21:02.000 Circumstance.
00:21:03.000 Circumstance.
00:21:05.000 Circumstance.
00:21:09.000 But she can't say it either.
00:21:10.000 They had, what's her name there from, uh, uh, you know, the Fergie?
00:21:15.000 Yeah.
00:21:15.000 Fergie.
00:21:16.000 That looked like Fergie. 0.99
00:21:17.000 But she, she tries to say it cool and rap because everyone thinks DJ Khaled's black.
00:21:21.000 He's a Palestinian. 0.69
00:21:23.000 You don't have to talk black to him. 0.97
00:21:25.000 Relax. 0.92
00:21:25.000 Circumstance. 0.92
00:21:26.000 Circumstance.
00:21:28.000 Like she's bad too.
00:21:29.000 Circum.
00:21:32.000 There's some words I can't say.
00:21:33.000 Circum.
00:21:34.000 I don't want to get my son circumstanced.
00:21:37.000 I'm against circumstances.
00:21:38.000 Yeah, we'll get it next time.
00:21:41.000 He's uncircumstized.
00:21:43.000 You did a great job.
00:21:44.000 Do you have words you can't say?
00:21:45.000 I always have a problem with the abominable snowman.
00:21:48.000 Abominable. 0.84
00:21:50.000 Abominable.
00:21:51.000 Abominable.
00:21:52.000 I keep thinking there's an extra B in there.
00:21:53.000 Abominable.
00:21:54.000 You know, I don't know.
00:21:56.000 Basically anything smart.
00:21:58.000 Yeah, full sentences.
00:21:59.000 I know a word you have trouble with.
00:22:02.000 Everything.
00:22:03.000 Correct.
00:22:04.000 Yeah.
00:22:07.000 Speaking of which, I was at the Fag Zone earlier today and I just thought you guys should see how it's progressed over the years with the show.
00:22:17.000 He's been listening to a lot of Jordan Peterson and he's decided to clean his room and the way he's cleaning it is with several meters deep of laundry.
00:22:28.000 Turn it up.
00:22:36.000 Yeah, so the first video that you took, I decided to drop a certain word a certain amount of times to make it... Yeah, he said the N-word 14 times so I wouldn't ever show it on the show, and that's what he's referencing the second time.
00:22:46.000 I think he denied the Holocaust and said a bunch of other things, hoping I wouldn't post it.
00:22:50.000 Just the worst things.
00:22:52.000 I actually didn't post it, but I caught him again.
00:22:55.000 So, you know, you can pause that at home and just have a look at the squalor this man lives in.
00:23:00.000 Go back.
00:23:03.000 I have 50 years of clothes, sort of.
00:23:05.000 Well, not 50, but I've been around.
00:23:07.000 I've lived in New York for 20 years, so I should have 20 years of clothes cycled through.
00:23:11.000 You have enough clothes.
00:23:14.000 Like, let's go to the corner there where the guitar is.
00:23:17.000 No, no, the other way.
00:23:18.000 The other entire way.
00:23:21.000 Yeah, like all that.
00:23:22.000 That's a lot of clothes.
00:23:25.000 And it's not like you're always wearing a different fun outfit.
00:23:29.000 That's true.
00:23:30.000 That's true.
00:23:31.000 So why not?
00:23:31.000 You told me like weeks ago you were going to get a contractor bag and just throw it all out.
00:23:36.000 That's true.
00:23:36.000 You know what I've noticed is a lot of those are seasonal clothes.
00:23:39.000 Like see that?
00:23:40.000 The plaid there like everything plaid flannel.
00:23:42.000 This is all winter and and fall clothes, right?
00:23:45.000 So there's a bunch of outfit.
00:23:47.000 There's like four months worth of outfits that I cannot wear during the season.
00:23:52.000 You know, and that's kind of rough.
00:23:54.000 But if I, you know what I should do?
00:23:55.000 Yeah, no one else has that scenario.
00:23:57.000 But they usually have like a... Everyone else has a winter room, a summer room, and a spring and fall room.
00:24:04.000 Right.
00:24:04.000 For their various walk-in closets.
00:24:06.000 Correct.
00:24:06.000 And so you, that's you explaining with the clothes.
00:24:08.000 What about the other disgusting clutter?
00:24:11.000 Like look at the desk underneath the video game.
00:24:14.000 Right.
00:24:14.000 No, underneath the video game.
00:24:17.000 Like, what is all that fucking garbage? 0.99
00:24:21.000 It's too fuzzy, but... Oh, there we go. 1.00
00:24:24.000 It's kinda good. 0.94
00:24:25.000 There's, uh... Just mail and shit. 0.94
00:24:28.000 Mail. 0.99
00:24:28.000 A cowboy hat. 0.99
00:24:33.000 Like, I think I gave you that trunk.
00:24:36.000 Underneath.
00:24:36.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:24:37.000 Oh no, wait, I gave you a trunk, and I go, you could just put your socks and underwear in here, and then you moved the trunk out and added two more boxes of clothes.
00:24:44.000 Right. 0.99
00:24:45.000 Anyway, pathetic. 0.98
00:24:48.000 Um, I wanna have a little Canada news. 0.99
00:24:51.000 Oh shit, I forgot to number these, dude. 0.98
00:24:52.000 He's not cleaning- I do, uh, Crying Jordan Peterson pretty well now. 0.99
00:24:56.000 Okay, let's hear it. 0.99
00:24:57.000 Oh, I closed the video, shit. 1.00
00:24:59.000 He's... 1.00
00:25:02.000 He's not cleaning his room properly.
00:25:06.000 And it makes me sad.
00:25:08.000 It really makes me upset.
00:25:13.000 He does the look up thing to try not to cry, but he does.
00:25:17.000 Why is he such a crybaby?
00:25:18.000 He's an emotional guy. 0.74
00:25:20.000 I feel him.
00:25:21.000 Early in the mornings, if I hear like a sad song, I'm liable to have a lip quiver.
00:25:25.000 Oh, I had a little cry today.
00:25:26.000 Oh yeah?
00:25:27.000 I saw on the Fox News Instagram, it was someone went to pick up her cake for her son.
00:25:32.000 And the cake was paid for and it had a card with it and it said, I paid for your cake.
00:25:36.000 My son, my son died at 30.
00:25:38.000 This would have been his fifth birthday in heaven.
00:25:41.000 Oh my God.
00:25:42.000 Um, go down.
00:25:47.000 Maybe it's, I thought it was Fox News.
00:25:50.000 Maybe it wasn't.
00:25:51.000 I could look.
00:25:52.000 There it is.
00:25:54.000 Oh, okay.
00:25:54.000 Gotcha.
00:25:55.000 The picture here.
00:25:57.000 What?
00:25:57.000 It's a picture.
00:25:59.000 Of course it's a picture, shit for brains. 1.00
00:26:01.000 We're looking at Instagram. 0.99
00:26:03.000 Yeah, they have videos that, like, with a little piano music, I literally picture... Today is my son's 35th birthday, his 5th, one in heaven.
00:26:11.000 In his memory, I've paid for your cake.
00:26:13.000 Please enjoy, make special memories, and hug your children and loved ones tight.
00:26:18.000 My son loved cake.
00:26:20.000 And I started to well up with tears, thinking about that gesture.
00:26:23.000 And then I thought, wait a minute, my son loved cake?
00:26:27.000 Did he weigh 650 pounds?
00:26:30.000 I think it's just a little levity.
00:26:33.000 Did he die of obesity?
00:26:35.000 That makes me less sad.
00:26:37.000 This is you trying to like not be sad.
00:26:39.000 I just when I saw the loved with two underlines my eyes dried up immediately And I was like, oh you had diabetes because you overindulged yourself
00:26:50.000 Speaking of overindulging in Vancouver, I have a little bit of Canada news. 0.99
00:26:55.000 On Vancouver Island, this is not the first Canada news, the second one, a junkie finally took a shit after, you know how they get constipated. 0.99
00:27:03.000 Of course. 0.96
00:27:04.000 And so they had to, the sanitation group had to
00:27:08.000 It didn't fit in the toilet, obviously, so they took it to the ocean in a truck and just sort of rolled it out to sea and hoped it would find its way.
00:27:17.000 It's one of those where it was so massive that it broke.
00:27:20.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:27:21.000 The other half is in the next picture.
00:27:25.000 That's the other half that was on a different one.
00:27:27.000 So there's two different pictures. 1.00
00:27:27.000 But the locals were furious because they're rolling into the ocean and they realize that the fish are gonna eat it and then every time you eat fish locally you're eating this fat junkies shit. 1.00
00:27:36.000 Every fish you eat is poo for fish. 1.00
00:27:38.000 See this is a hard joke to do in the suburbs because they don't know that junkies take a shit once every two weeks. 1.00
00:27:46.000 And I miss that. 0.99
00:27:47.000 I miss being able to make junkie jokes. 0.99
00:27:51.000 You know when we were at the Tommy Robinson trial in Britain, someone threw a junkie shit at us? 0.99
00:27:57.000 Wow. 0.98
00:27:58.000 It hit the ground and rolled to the side, and it was... This big.
00:28:04.000 No.
00:28:05.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:28:06.000 That might have been bear shit, dude. 1.00
00:28:08.000 What? 1.00
00:28:08.000 Bear shit? 1.00
00:28:09.000 Do you know what bear shit looks like? 1.00
00:28:11.000 Is it little... turds? 0.99
00:28:13.000 Oh, I can't show any of these pictures.
00:28:15.000 No. 0.99
00:28:16.000 Bear shit just looks like someone poured pancake batter into it. 0.99
00:28:19.000 Anyway, it looked like a brown tornado, like someone took an entire tub of ice cream and just played with it for a bit, and it hit the ground. 0.99
00:28:28.000 It was all Tommy Robinson fans, so there must have been some Antifa person just hurling it from really far away.
00:28:33.000 Wow.
00:28:34.000 And no one knew what it was, but I did.
00:28:36.000 Growing up in Montreal, I know what junkies look like.
00:28:40.000 And the fun thing about it is you could see, like, that was Monday.
00:28:43.000 Tuesday was, like, there was all the different shades.
00:28:45.000 It was like a little calendar.
00:28:48.000 And then one of the soccer hooligan type of skels of a chick just sort of kicked it aside. 1.00
00:28:56.000 Is he going to eat that?
00:28:57.000 Sure is.
00:28:58.000 Now, a lot of people think this is chocolate.
00:29:00.000 It is not.
00:29:01.000 Chocolate does not occur naturally in the forest.
00:29:04.000 This is actually beskat.
00:29:07.000 But the great thing about this is when you open it up, you dry heave.
00:29:12.000 Turn it up.
00:29:12.000 Try and get one out of here.
00:29:15.000 That looks like a cliff bar.
00:29:17.000 It's actually not digested.
00:29:20.000 So the bear's obviously eating a lot of nuts, a lot of fruit, and not all of it gets absorbed.
00:29:26.000 You're nuts and you're a fruit.
00:29:27.000 And actually if you're desperate, that could actually be a food source. 0.99
00:29:31.000 All you need to do... Is wash it?
00:29:34.000 Is wash this off.
00:29:35.000 Get all the bacteria and the fecal matter off it.
00:29:39.000 No thanks.
00:29:40.000 I'd keep looking.
00:29:43.000 Eat some of that grass behind you. 1.00
00:29:44.000 Imagine like he approaches it like Gordon Ramsay, where he goes to the bears like, This shit isn't even digested. 1.00
00:29:49.000 This is pathetic. 1.00
00:29:52.000 Where did you learn how to shit? 1.00
00:29:53.000 Inedible. 1.00
00:29:53.000 This isn't even cooked. 1.00
00:29:54.000 You'd have to wash it like with a fire hose.
00:29:56.000 Before I'm 100% sure.
00:29:57.000 We're gonna wash this with bear piss. 0.99
00:29:58.000 Oh, I'm gonna barf. 0.88
00:29:59.000 Enough. 0.82
00:30:10.000 Also in Canada news, um, I was just going through videos and there's these pedophile hunters. 0.99
00:30:17.000 Like when we were kids, if a Nazi skinhead caught a punk walking down the street, he'd beat the shit out of you. 0.99
00:30:23.000 And, and vice versa. 0.99
00:30:25.000 You'd have fucking skateboarders would bump into a BMX guy and it would be a fight. 0.99
00:30:30.000 Look at hockey. 0.99
00:30:31.000 There's a fight because you're on the other team. 1.00
00:30:33.000 But this guy bumps into a fucking pedophile and berates him for 44 minutes. 1.00
00:30:39.000 Beat him up and call the cops or just call the cops. 1.00
00:30:44.000 But arguing with him about wanting to fuck a 12 year old? 1.00
00:30:49.000 And then he's like, I'm from India, buddy. 0.99
00:30:51.000 Yeah, it's not legal there either, my friend.
00:30:52.000 It's not even legal in Mexico.
00:30:58.000 This goes on and on and on, so I won't waste your time, but...
00:31:02.000 Turn it up.
00:31:02.000 I didn't know.
00:31:03.000 Really?
00:31:03.000 I have you in the chats.
00:31:16.000 You came here to make a life.
00:31:18.000 Ah, I love... Look, what is this?
00:31:19.000 What does this mean?
00:31:20.000 You know what, sir?
00:31:22.000 I love getting head.
00:31:23.000 I love having XXX. 0.99
00:31:25.000 I love licking. 0.98
00:31:26.000 I love kissing. 0.79
00:31:27.000 Sir, sir. 0.90
00:31:28.000 I go crazy behind.
00:31:29.000 Can I just say something?
00:31:30.000 Say something.
00:31:31.000 Sir, I really thought she is hating.
00:31:33.000 Sir, trust me.
00:31:34.000 And I really... Dude, she confirmed the age with his fist.
00:31:37.000 See, you jumped too far ahead.
00:31:38.000 Go back when he has no mask on.
00:31:40.000 It's not good TV when someone has a mask on.
00:31:44.000 I'm sorry.
00:31:46.000 I'm sorry.
00:31:47.000 I'm really new to Canada.
00:31:52.000 Sorry, sir.
00:31:55.000 What's the matter with your head?
00:31:57.000 I didn't want to do that or anything like that.
00:31:58.000 No, no!
00:31:59.000 Read the messages!
00:32:00.000 You're gonna talk right now before I call the police!
00:32:02.000 I don't care if you're new to Canada!
00:32:04.000 That excuse is getting old!
00:32:06.000 That excuse is getting old!
00:32:08.000 You get what I'm saying?
00:32:10.000 He's got the anger.
00:32:11.000 Like, do you yell at murderers, too? 1.00
00:32:12.000 You jerk, I hate murder! 1.00
00:32:14.000 This is what phones are doing. 1.00
00:32:15.000 Why did you murder someone?
00:32:17.000 If you put the phone down, you'll... Swear to God, I'm gonna call the cops if you don't apologize!
00:32:21.000 I checked out his YouTube page and there is instances where he hasn't called the cops because the guy showed remorse.
00:32:26.000 Come on.
00:32:27.000 Oh, you mean he got hustled?
00:32:28.000 Right.
00:32:30.000 But go back, go back.
00:32:32.000 So, this is in Toronto.
00:32:34.000 I don't say Toronto, and don't say Saturday Night Live.
00:32:37.000 It's Saturday Night Live.
00:32:38.000 But jump ahead here, like way... They end up going to his house.
00:32:42.000 It's before that.
00:32:43.000 I think.
00:32:43.000 Yeah.
00:32:45.000 Keep going.
00:32:49.000 And then he's all buddy-buddy with the guy's roommate.
00:32:51.000 Keep going.
00:32:53.000 He's almost there.
00:32:54.000 No, no. 1.00
00:32:55.000 You're going the wrong fucking way, turd. 1.00
00:33:00.000 Don't worry, your house will be blurred out. 1.00
00:33:01.000 Everything will be blurred out.
00:33:02.000 Don't worry.
00:33:03.000 Let's go.
00:33:04.000 Keep going, Ryan.
00:33:04.000 You're making me mad again.
00:33:05.000 Yup.
00:33:07.000 Yeah, there.
00:33:09.000 Wait, now go back.
00:33:10.000 You just went a little too far.
00:33:13.000 But turn it up.
00:33:16.000 Okay, just leave the door open.
00:33:23.000 Listen.
00:33:25.000 Do I have permission to come in your house and record?
00:33:27.000 Yes.
00:33:28.000 Yes?
00:33:28.000 Yes.
00:33:28.000 Okay.
00:33:29.000 Leave the door open.
00:33:30.000 Leave the door open.
00:33:31.000 I don't know who you are.
00:33:31.000 This is 40 minutes into it.
00:33:32.000 I typically don't do this.
00:33:33.000 This is weird.
00:33:35.000 What are you doing?
00:33:36.000 Hello, how are you?
00:33:36.000 Hello, how are you?
00:33:39.000 I'm just, uh... I caught your friend being a pedophile. 0.90
00:33:41.000 Hey, how's it going, man? 0.98
00:33:43.000 Not too bad.
00:33:43.000 What you cooking?
00:33:44.000 Yeah.
00:33:44.000 What you cooking?
00:33:46.000 I'm making an omelette.
00:33:49.000 Omelette?
00:33:49.000 Yeah.
00:33:49.000 Omelette, omelette, omelette.
00:33:50.000 That's good, man.
00:33:51.000 That's good.
00:33:52.000 Omelette, omelette, omelette.
00:33:53.000 That's good, man.
00:33:54.000 That's good.
00:33:54.000 Okay, so...
00:33:57.000 He's blanking.
00:33:59.000 After you finish your omelette, don't worry.
00:34:02.000 After you finish your omelette?
00:34:04.000 What are you doing? 1.00
00:34:06.000 The guy's mentally ill. 1.00
00:34:07.000 I think he's an intense pussy, but he was molested as a kid, so he has the anger, but not the balls. 1.00
00:34:14.000 This is a very serious thing. 1.00
00:34:15.000 40 minutes has gone by.
00:34:16.000 Very serious, okay?
00:34:25.000 Yeah, okay.
00:34:34.000 Anyway, it goes on and on like that.
00:34:37.000 That is weird.
00:34:41.000 Here's a gross sexual thing. 1.00
00:34:43.000 Look at Pervert Wig Pig. 0.99
00:34:45.000 It's a picture I sent separately.
00:34:46.000 No, no, no, in the airdrop.
00:34:52.000 Oh, gotcha.
00:34:55.000 No, no, no.
00:34:57.000 There.
00:35:00.000 Can we please just do away with the concept of family-friendly?
00:35:04.000 Kids should be learning about sex, queer stuff, consent, kink, etc.
00:35:09.000 from an early age. 1.00
00:35:10.000 Family-friendly is just a way to treat children like shit because adults need power trips. 0.99
00:35:17.000 Now, anyone who's been near a kid knows sex is the very last thing they want to know about in the world. 0.99
00:35:23.000 And this is JewAnarchist69. 1.00
00:35:25.000 Look at his fucking face! 1.00
00:35:30.000 This is a trend going on right now. 1.00
00:35:33.000 Now that weirdos have been normalized, we're starting to see a lot about how kids need to know about sex.
00:35:39.000 We had that New York school where they were talking about the orgasm gap to, I think it was fifth graders. 0.92
00:35:47.000 And how children are sexual, they are not sexual beings.
00:35:52.000 I've told this story a hundred times, but I was watching The Croods with my youngest, who's eight, and the girl has a crush on the boy, they're like teenagers, and he was going like this, like, I don't know, someone was having their eyeballs eaten with a fork.
00:36:06.000 Like, he couldn't look at it.
00:36:07.000 We turned it off. 1.00
00:36:09.000 They're not into that kind of shit. 1.00
00:36:12.000 Okay? 1.00
00:36:13.000 Can you stop talking about sex and kids? 0.98
00:36:17.000 Drag queen story hour. 1.00
00:36:18.000 Drag queens are sex. 1.00
00:36:21.000 That culture is about sex. 1.00
00:36:23.000 Their names are sexual double entendres. 1.00
00:36:26.000 I can't believe we have to say this in 2021, but get sex away from fucking kids. 1.00
00:36:32.000 Hey kids, this is what polyamorous means. 1.00
00:36:36.000 Speaking of sex, this is another picture I sent you.
00:36:39.000 I was blown away to see this.
00:36:41.000 Adrian Tomine is a really talented graphic novel dude.
00:36:45.000 This is the Chinese guy you're gonna see?
00:36:49.000 That one.
00:36:52.000 And one of his first books is called Shortcomings.
00:36:57.000 It has a ruler down the side.
00:36:58.000 It's one of the bravest books I've seen.
00:37:01.000 Forget that it's a graphic novel. 0.99
00:37:03.000 It's one of the bravest confessions, and it's autobiographical, and it's about him getting dumped by this girl he really likes, and her being weird about it, and then him realizing it's because he has a small dick. 0.99
00:37:17.000 Because he's Japanese. 0.98
00:37:21.000 Like I'm reading it going, this is not the kind of thing that's said out loud.
00:37:26.000 And then he had a million awards and a whole other career.
00:37:29.000 This was a long ass time, probably 20 years ago.
00:37:32.000 And then I see he's bringing that back up and having Randall Park play him.
00:37:38.000 Randall Park. 1.00
00:37:39.000 That's fucking balls, isn't it? 1.00
00:37:42.000 Big balls for such a little dick. 1.00
00:37:44.000 Comparatively big balls. 1.00
00:37:45.000 Now you're Asian, what's your penis look like? 1.00
00:37:47.000 Terrible. 1.00
00:37:48.000 Like a thumbnail?
00:37:49.000 I mean a thimble?
00:37:51.000 Like this is pretty accurate.
00:37:53.000 It's just like a little stub.
00:37:54.000 It's a nub.
00:37:55.000 That's hard. 1.00
00:37:56.000 So when you have oral sex, like when a woman says I want to blow you, you're like, it's going to be more like you eating me out. 1.00
00:38:02.000 Yeah, I just giggle and go. 1.00
00:38:04.000 It's tickly. 1.00
00:38:04.000 It's like lesbians give you good blowjobs because they're used to licking clits. 1.00
00:38:07.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:38:08.000 It's like a mouth scissoring.
00:38:09.000 I see. 1.00
00:38:10.000 And when a woman is fucking you, does she know? 1.00
00:38:12.000 I mean, when you're fucking a woman, is she aware or did she flip through a magazine? 1.00
00:38:15.000 They're awake, but I don't check in. 1.00
00:38:18.000 Because you have big shoes.
00:38:20.000 Right.
00:38:21.000 We have the same shoe size.
00:38:22.000 I think I'm a half size bigger than you.
00:38:25.000 You're 10?
00:38:26.000 I'm 10 and Chuck Taylor's.
00:38:27.000 I'm 10 and a half.
00:38:28.000 No, you're not.
00:38:29.000 Yes, I am.
00:38:30.000 The shoes I stole from you were 10.
00:38:31.000 Okay, you go a half size down with a Chuck Taylor.
00:38:34.000 So I'm like close, I could fit in two.
00:38:35.000 I just said 10 in Chucks and you go, I'm 10 and a half.
00:38:38.000 Well, not in Chucks. 1.00
00:38:40.000 You're so dumb. 1.00
00:38:41.000 Oh wait, I guess you're right. 1.00
00:38:42.000 It's like windy out.
00:38:44.000 Wait, what? 1.00
00:38:44.000 You blow, you look, you're so dumb talking to you as like a Maxell tape ad. 1.00
00:38:48.000 Like this? 1.00
00:38:49.000 I just sit on the chair going.
00:38:52.000 You look like Randall Park.
00:38:53.000 I'm ten and a half with, you know, Dunks or whatever.
00:38:55.000 Yeah, same here.
00:38:56.000 Air Jordans.
00:38:56.000 We got the same foot.
00:38:58.000 So that makes me think you do, because my dick is so alarming that, like, I can't, I can't be nude in front of anyone who isn't dying to fuck me. 1.00
00:39:07.000 Then they just get bummed out. 1.00
00:39:08.000 It's like looking at a porn.
00:39:09.000 Right.
00:39:10.000 They're like, I'm watching a porn now. 0.98
00:39:12.000 Even like at the, if I'm at the gym and I'm changing and guys see it, they're like, why, who put on the gay porn? 0.98
00:39:17.000 I'm like, that's just me. 0.96
00:39:18.000 It's like looking at, like, a parked Ferrari.
00:39:20.000 It's like, that thing should be going.
00:39:22.000 Things should be going.
00:39:24.000 I want to go for a ride in that.
00:39:27.000 Vroom vroom, Mr. McInnes.
00:39:28.000 Vroom.
00:39:29.000 Vroom vroom.
00:39:31.000 That's what all the guys in my boxing gym say.
00:39:33.000 Vroom vroom. 0.63
00:39:35.000 There is a dude, a gay dude there, who I don't change with him anymore. 0.91
00:39:40.000 He just wears a jockstrap with the elastic bands around his lower buns and nothing else. 0.69
00:39:46.000 His buns are there.
00:39:47.000 That's not good. 0.93
00:39:48.000 And I think he might get a sexual rush from sparring. 0.64
00:39:52.000 Oh.
00:39:54.000 Yeah, that's what he had on, the blue ones.
00:39:58.000 Show that?
00:39:59.000 That's what he wears.
00:40:01.000 What's the purpose of that?
00:40:03.000 I don't know. 1.00
00:40:03.000 To have your ass shart. 1.00
00:40:05.000 Maybe it's for sharting a purpose. 1.00
00:40:10.000 He gave one of the guys, he goes, yeah, I wrote a book.
00:40:14.000 And he gave him a book that he had written, and he was like, oh, cool.
00:40:17.000 So he gets home, and he didn't know the guy was Gaze Black, the Irish guy who got the book.
00:40:22.000 And he's looking at it, and he's like, hmm, hmm, hmm. 0.99
00:40:25.000 He took all 12 inches of his cock down and said, ah! 1.00
00:40:30.000 And he threw the book away, like, out of his hands. 1.00
00:40:33.000 Ah! 1.00
00:40:35.000 Masked man's a fag! 1.00
00:40:38.000 Oh, I forgot. 1.00
00:40:40.000 We were supposed to dump the freebies.
00:40:43.000 We could have just hard cut them.
00:40:44.000 No, no.
00:40:45.000 This isn't bad.
00:40:46.000 We go for half an hour.
00:40:47.000 It's only 40 minutes.
00:40:48.000 We're only 10 minutes late.
00:40:49.000 JohnnyAppleCBD, our oldest sponsor.
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00:40:55.000 Oh shit, I said I was going to have the gummies. 0.99
00:40:57.000 I still didn't get around to that. 1.00
00:41:00.000 Everyone swears by the gummies.
00:41:02.000 They say, cause you know when you wake up at like four with some anxiety and then you wake up at six or your kid comes into bed and is kicking you in his sleep and being upside down or the birds are chirping.
00:41:13.000 The other day my wife goes, that bird is really annoying. 0.94
00:41:17.000 Cause we both, it was impossible that we'd be asleep.
00:41:19.000 She didn't have to say, are you awake?
00:41:20.000 And it was about like five, I almost said five 80, you know, really, really late, like five 80.
00:41:28.000 That was a story with Vinny Stigma and I think it was what was it Agnostic Front and they were on tour and he fell asleep in the tour van and they're listening to like 899 FM and he's asleep and he wakes up he goes holy shit I was asleep that whole time we're gonna be late
00:41:49.000 And they go, relax, relax, we got plenty of time.
00:41:51.000 He goes, when is the show?
00:41:53.000 When is the show?
00:41:54.000 Vinny Stigma, you should be looking up, by the way.
00:41:55.000 What are you looking up?
00:41:56.000 Annoying Birds.
00:41:57.000 Annoying Birds.
00:41:59.000 How about Annoying Co-hosts?
00:42:02.000 Nothing came up for that.
00:42:03.000 Yeah, well.
00:42:05.000 And that's the guy. 1.00
00:42:07.000 And he wakes up and he's like, what the fuck? 0.99
00:42:11.000 And he goes, when's the show? 0.99
00:42:12.000 They go, it's nine o'clock.
00:42:13.000 And he goes, look at the time, it's 899!
00:42:19.000 One minute away from nine o'clock.
00:42:22.000 Anyway, yeah.
00:42:23.000 The gummies, you sleep through the night.
00:42:25.000 Great.
00:42:26.000 Now, it's not like you trip balls.
00:42:30.000 It just, there's no illegal stuff here.
00:42:32.000 This is pot without the bad stuff.
00:42:34.000 But we got the isolates and waxes.
00:42:36.000 I haven't seen that before.
00:42:37.000 Is that a new one?
00:42:38.000 At the bottom there?
00:42:39.000 The supplements, the tinctures above my head.
00:42:43.000 What else?
00:42:43.000 Go up a little bit.
00:42:44.000 That was the pet stuff.
00:42:45.000 Topicals, cartridges, gummies, tinctures.
00:42:47.000 What's above my head there?
00:42:48.000 The stem thing?
00:42:49.000 That's the cartridges?
00:42:50.000 The stem vaporizer?
00:42:51.000 I like the tinctures.
00:42:53.000 You like the tinctures?
00:42:54.000 That we've had at the studio.
00:42:56.000 Hell yeah.
00:42:56.000 We finished them all.
00:42:57.000 We just put them in all our coffee.
00:42:59.000 We need another dose.
00:43:00.000 True that.
00:43:01.000 We need a repeat.
00:43:02.000 Go to JACBD.com.
00:43:04.000 Use the promo code GAVIN.
00:43:05.000 Maybe I wasn't clear earlier too.
00:43:10.000 Need of Fashions, use the promo code GAVIN, say I sent you.
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00:43:19.000 Actually, from now on, anytime you hear us praise something on this show, use the code GAVIN.
00:43:27.000 Okay?
00:43:28.000 So thank you, JACBD.com.
00:43:30.000 Thank you for supporting free speech from day one.
00:43:35.000 Uh-oh, I'm kind of tripping on my words here.
00:43:36.000 All right.
00:43:37.000 So that's the end of the freebie part of the show.
00:43:40.000 And I would encourage all you freeloaders to go to censored.tv, get a subscription.
00:43:46.000 We had a big thing on George Floyd this week where we did a separate show.
00:43:50.000 We broke down this massive list of all the black people killed by whites or the KKK or cops.
00:43:57.000 And we found four egregious cases where the person was not punished.
00:44:04.000 Out of 42, they went back to the 60s and two of the four
00:44:10.000 We're from the 60s. 0.99
00:44:11.000 So you're talking about like bombing a black church, a black school, and like horrible KKK shit from the 60s before even Martin Luther King was assassinated. 1.00
00:44:22.000 That America. 0.99
00:44:24.000 So really as far as modern America goes, which I call post-MLK assassination, there's been two
00:44:30.000 Out of 42 horrific examples of racism.
00:44:34.000 Anyway, that's not the best way to sell Censor.TV, but we got a new show, The Spiel, that I'm very excited about with Gavin Wax and Isabelle O'Reilly.
00:44:43.000 And Josh Denny's got a new show out.
00:44:45.000 Jim Goethe's added a live streaming show on his own accord.
00:44:50.000 AIU is posting very regularly.
00:44:52.000 Very popular guy.
00:44:53.000 And of course, Michael Graves of The Misfits.
00:44:57.000 Radio Deadly.
00:44:58.000 So more content than you have time to see.
00:45:01.000 And then I do a show with Anthony Cumia every Wednesday that is live called Compound Censored.
00:45:07.000 And he also shows it on his network.
00:45:10.000 So there's a lot.
00:45:11.000 There's a lot here on the other side.
00:45:13.000 We'd like you to cross over. 1.00
00:45:14.000 Come to the dark side, Luke.
00:45:15.000 You can feel the force within you.
00:45:17.000 Get fired.
00:45:18.000 Get in trouble.
00:45:18.000 Be brave and never stop fighting.
00:45:29.000 We're good to go.