Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - June 07, 2021


GOML LIVE #101 - CRASS (Part 1)

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Christ the Album by Krass Proud Boys and Fourth Degree Membership Tactical Walls promo Nita Fashions MET and Lenny Dykstra controversy Ron Darling attractiveness Johnny Appleseed CBD
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Dante Nero E.J. Dixon Ron Darling Proud Boys Ryan Gavin McGinnis Chris Novoselic Lenny Dykstra Joe Rogan Kimmy Schmidt Alyssa Milano Tell Dana Uncle Tony Andy Ngo Trump Tribal Rebel Rebels Hunter S. Thompson Johnny Apple CBD Randall Sullivan Chris Schifflett and 88 more
GOML LIVE #101 - CRASS S03E118 - 10 THINGS I DON'T GET - PART TWO

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1 hour and 4 minutes

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321

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Gavin and Ryan apologize for not knowing what the opening song was for today's episode of Get Off My Lawn Live from New York. They also talk about the Foo Fighters and Dave Grohl's early days in the band and what it's like to be in a rock band. Also, the band's new album is out now, and it's a good one! Get On My Lawn is on all of the social medias, if you search for it, you'll find us. Subscribe to our new show on Apple Podcasts! Subscribe, Like, and Share to stay up to date with what's going on in the world of music and pop culture. Got a burning question you want us to answer? Call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 1-800-273-8255 or text "ELT" to 741741 and we'll get right to it. Thanks for listening and Happy New Year! XOXO, EJ & Ryan - The EJ Crew and EJ is your friendly neighborhood rock and roll crew. - EJ and Ryan are your rock n' rollers. EJ has your rock & rollers! -EJ & EJ is your rock 'n' roll team. If you like what you hear, please leave us a review and tell us what you thought of it on iTunes. We'll get back to you in the next episode. XO, Ryan -The EJ Team & Ej is your Rock & Roll Crew. Cheers, Cheers! Cheers. -Jon -Jon Jon - The Rock and Roll Outtrope Sarah - - Jon -The Rock & Jon - the Rock And Roll Crew - the EJ Podcast John - the R&R Crew - The Good, The Bad, the Rock and the Good, the Bad, The Ugly, The Good and The Bad & The Bad - The Bad and The Queen - The R& The Queen -the Rock & The Queen, The Rock & the Queen, the Good and the Queen Jake - the OLDER, the Great, The Yoyo Crew - the Bad - the YO'O - the G & The G & the G& the Queen - the Great - The G& The G, the NUDE, The G and the G, and The G - The Queen.

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00:00:02.000 You know, uh, din-a-da-de, din-a-da-de, din-a-da-de-de, an-a-de.
00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McKinnis.
00:00:19.000 Din-a-da-de, din-a-da-de, din-a-da-de-de, an-a-de.
00:00:34.000 I'd like to apologize for not knowing what the opening song was for today.
00:00:41.000 That's not who I am as a host, as an entertainer. 0.99
00:00:45.000 That's not who Ryan is, as whatever the fuck he is. 0.98
00:00:49.000 And that's not who we are as a network. 0.98
00:00:52.000 So we want to say we apologize.
00:00:54.000 Ryan, do you want to apologize?
00:00:56.000 He is sorry.
00:00:59.000 Okay.
00:00:59.000 Now there's a way we can make it up to you.
00:01:02.000 They couldn't carry a tune to save their lives.
00:01:05.000 Excuse me.
00:01:06.000 Did you recognize that song?
00:01:07.000 It's been in my head all day and I don't know what it is.
00:01:10.000 It's a very Kurt Cobain kind of vocal.
00:01:23.000 That sounds familiar.
00:01:26.000 Yeah.
00:01:26.000 But what era?
00:01:28.000 Nirvana.
00:01:29.000 So 90s, right?
00:01:29.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:01:30.000 Okay, so not just sounding like Nirvana, but like the same era.
00:01:32.000 I don't know.
00:01:33.000 I don't think it's modern.
00:01:36.000 I think like broken hearted.
00:01:37.000 Would you dare?
00:01:38.000 Would you don't dare?
00:01:45.000 That part sounds very familiar.
00:01:46.000 Yeah.
00:01:59.000 You know that sh- I should be able to sing it into Shazam. 0.99
00:02:02.000 Yeah.
00:02:03.000 They haven't figured that out yet, but you absolutely should.
00:02:05.000 Absolutely should.
00:02:07.000 Foo Fighters?
00:02:07.000 Ooooh.
00:02:08.000 Foo Fighters.
00:02:10.000 Yes, it's definitely Foo Fighters.
00:02:12.000 Is it definitely Foo Fighters?
00:02:14.000 Is it Monkey Wrench?
00:02:16.000 No, that's Don't Wanna Be, or maybe it's part of Monkey Wrench. 0.76
00:02:20.000 Oh, gross.
00:02:21.000 I've been singing.
00:02:21.000 Because I talked about it.
00:02:23.000 Carried on. 1.00
00:02:25.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:02:25.000 Is that it? 1.00
00:02:26.000 Yes.
00:02:27.000 Yeah.
00:02:27.000 Ugh.
00:02:30.000 That's like when you hear something and you can't remember what it is, and you go, I don't know what this is, but I like this.
00:02:35.000 And now I can say proudly that I like this, because then it's totally objective, because I don't know the context. 0.98
00:02:41.000 And then you go, oh, it's fucking Culture Club. 1.00
00:02:44.000 Oh, I've been sucking a dick this whole time. 1.00
00:02:45.000 I've been sucking a dick. 1.00
00:02:48.000 Hey, you take off the blindfold. 1.00
00:02:50.000 I've been making out with my mom.
00:02:55.000 Oh, it is.
00:02:58.000 You were so close with Nirvana, too.
00:03:03.000 I mean, I like, I bet Dave Grohl's an awesome guy.
00:03:04.000 I met him a couple times.
00:03:05.000 He is a cool guy.
00:03:06.000 Dude, they rock.
00:03:08.000 When I saw them live, I saw them live.
00:03:10.000 No, no, no.
00:03:11.000 Well, this is, they're the only rock band that's allowed to rock these days.
00:03:14.000 That's true.
00:03:14.000 My buddy, I remember when my buddy joined them.
00:03:17.000 What?
00:03:17.000 Yeah, Chris, what's his name?
00:03:19.000 Novoselic?
00:03:20.000 Yeah, my buddy.
00:03:22.000 Hey, Chris Novoselic, you're lucky you got into the Foo Fighters.
00:03:25.000 What have you ever done before them?
00:03:27.000 He's done a lot. 1.00
00:03:28.000 He's not in the Foo Fighters, you fucking human turd. 1.00
00:03:31.000 Oh. 1.00
00:03:32.000 He was in Nirvana.
00:03:33.000 That's, that's Pap Smear from Scream.
00:03:36.000 He's an icon, and that guy!
00:03:39.000 Wait, maybe it isn't even him.
00:03:41.000 No, I think he's later on, yeah.
00:03:44.000 Yeah, that's not him.
00:03:44.000 No.
00:03:48.000 That guy, the gay guy with the blonde hair, he's a hardcore icon and that was Dave Grohl hiring him as like, help out, you know, an epic buddy.
00:03:59.000 But yeah, my buddy Chris, I think his name was, joined him and I just saw him the next year and his eyes look like the way these glasses make my eyes look.
00:04:09.000 And I was like, dude, are you just doing infinite cocaine? 1.00
00:04:13.000 You look like shit! 1.00
00:04:17.000 And then he got his shit together and now it looks great. 1.00
00:04:21.000 Chris Shifflett. 0.99
00:04:21.000 Former members. 0.99
00:04:22.000 Yeah, that's him.
00:04:24.000 Chris Shifflett. 1.00
00:04:26.000 Oh shit. 0.99
00:04:27.000 When he joined them he was like 30 and then next year he was 49. 1.00
00:04:31.000 He's old Owen Wilson now.
00:04:33.000 Yeah he looks good there.
00:04:34.000 You should have seen him a year after he joined the band.
00:04:37.000 I mean I'm sure I'm not saying they're coke heads but you're on tour with the biggest band in the world there's gonna be like softballs of coke. 1.00
00:04:42.000 I remember Matt Sweeney who was with Iggy Pop now he was backstage or at his hotel room and
00:04:50.000 He had a baseball of coke.
00:04:52.000 A baseball.
00:04:54.000 And he said to his friend, like, this is, what is this?
00:04:59.000 There he is.
00:04:59.000 What are you supposed to do with that?
00:05:01.000 He's like, this is an addiction in my hand.
00:05:05.000 You know what I mean?
00:05:06.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:05:06.000 It's like dating a prostitute. 1.00
00:05:08.000 It's like you fuck a prostitute and the deal is you have to keep fucking her for one year. 1.00
00:05:12.000 Well, now you're married. 1.00
00:05:15.000 So he just like, I know this is going to sound crazy, but it's Baloosh. 0.52
00:05:20.000 And he just dropped it in the toilet.
00:05:22.000 Baloosh. 0.51
00:05:22.000 Wow. 0.51
00:05:23.000 The water probably went up like 10 feet.
00:05:28.000 I can't.
00:05:29.000 So that song wasn't Monkey Wrench, was it?
00:05:31.000 No, it's Big Me.
00:05:32.000 That's the fake Mentos commercial music video.
00:05:37.000 They parody, like, Mentos.
00:05:39.000 Awesome dude.
00:05:40.000 And you know what?
00:05:42.000 Orr isn't my cup of tea.
00:05:44.000 And they're way shittier than Foo Fighters, but people go to Orr shows.
00:05:48.000 Ryan probably likes them. 0.99
00:05:49.000 He likes everything shitty. 0.99
00:05:50.000 Oh wait, I don't know Orr. 0.97
00:05:53.000 I talked to, speaking of name-dropping, I talked to Fred Armisen about this once when I finally reached that certain age where you're like, you know what?
00:06:00.000 I love it.
00:06:03.000 You guys enjoy your show.
00:06:05.000 80,000 people are dancing around. 1.00
00:06:07.000 Who the fuck am I? 1.00
00:06:09.000 I like the shittiest music in the world. 1.00
00:06:11.000 You know what I did last night?
00:06:12.000 I sat in my front room and I put on Christ the Album by Krass.
00:06:19.000 It is unlistenable to everyone but me and 37 people in the world.
00:06:25.000 I don't want you to like it.
00:06:27.000 It's unlikable. 1.00
00:06:28.000 So shut up, me. 1.00
00:06:30.000 Fuck me. 1.00
00:06:33.000 Let's listen to Christ. 1.00
00:06:54.000 Okay, this does slap.
00:06:55.000 It kind of slaps.
00:06:56.000 Jump anywhere else.
00:06:58.000 It also, when I listen to it, it reminds me of being 16, and I'm whisked back there, so nostalgia's a huge part of it.
00:07:07.000 Oh, this is great.
00:07:09.000 Come on.
00:07:11.000 This is... Oi! 0.98
00:07:19.000 Kloblamikov, you're a bigot. 0.51
00:07:28.000 What's this one called? 0.92
00:07:31.000 Gangs Are About.
00:07:32.000 The Rival Rebel.
00:07:34.000 Yeah, this is the song I was listening to last night.
00:07:36.000 I'm good.
00:07:37.000 The Rival Rebel Travels Meet or something? 0.99
00:07:40.000 Damn, I'm good. 0.99
00:07:40.000 Rival Tribal Rebels. 0.99
00:07:42.000 Rival Tribal Rebel Rebels.
00:07:45.000 Part 2, you know?
00:07:46.000 They sing that really fast.
00:07:48.000 Rival Tribal Rebels Meet!
00:07:50.000 And he's like, you can stand there on the corner with your anger and your hate.
00:07:55.000 Stand there and fester because you left it too late.
00:07:58.000 And it's sarcastically talking about violent hooligans and stuff and how horrible they are. 0.98
00:08:03.000 But now I'm so old that I'm like, yeah, fucking let's stand there on the corner with our anger and our hate. 0.89
00:08:10.000 Like, I like, I don't take it ironically anymore. 0.93
00:08:13.000 Same with, they have this song, Berkatech's Bribe, and it's like about sexism and how
00:08:20.000 You know, uh, with my red high heels, I'm easy prey.
00:08:23.000 I'll be your bonsai, your beautiful bonsai, your black-eyed bonsai, erotically rotting. 1.00
00:08:28.000 And it's all about submission. 0.98
00:08:29.000 And it's like, you're supposed to be mad that she's such a slave.
00:08:32.000 And I'm sitting there with a giant heart on now. 0.93
00:08:34.000 Go on.
00:08:35.000 This chick sounds like a catch. 1.00
00:08:38.000 She wants to be slapped around. 1.00
00:08:40.000 I got a fucking coconut smasher. 1.00
00:08:43.000 So I love their anti-skinhead hooligan stuff now as unironic. 0.99
00:08:48.000 Oh, listen to the variety of instruments.
00:08:52.000 Bongos! 0.98
00:08:57.000 And listen to how this goes from bongos to punk.
00:09:01.000 From bongos to punk, the Gavin McKinna story.
00:09:03.000 I was born in Africa, I was raised by Fila Kuti, and then I moved to London and discovered punk.
00:09:11.000 I'd love to Fila.
00:09:12.000 Never look back.
00:09:13.000 I'd love to Fila Kuti. 1.00
00:09:14.000 Fucked for the naming! 0.99
00:09:16.000 As for you... The filth in my eyes! 1.00
00:09:30.000 Okay, we're going to drop Crass after this, but we've got to hear this segment.
00:09:34.000 One God, yes.
00:09:35.000 One church, sure, yep.
00:09:37.000 One husband, yep.
00:09:38.000 I support that.
00:09:39.000 Alright, anyways.
00:10:01.000 So yeah, don't listen to me about the Foo Fighters or OAR or crass, but you know what happened last night while I was trying to enjoy my little private crass session in the front room with a bourbon that I haven't had at home in many months, but I was buying booze for our new bar, which is in our new studio, and I brought some home.
00:10:18.000 And my wife got Thai takeout, and I like to get the beef, spicy beef.
00:10:24.000 We're good to go.
00:10:36.000 I believe that hot sauce kills COVID and disease just the same way booze does.
00:10:40.000 I'm never sick and I never got COVID.
00:10:44.000 I never got Vax because I'm always ingesting rotten stuff, hot, spicy food.
00:10:49.000 Like if you lived in my esophagus for an hour, you'd have AIDS.
00:10:53.000 So I'm walking by and I'm thinking, I need to hydrate.
00:10:57.000 I didn't eat enough for dinner and this is spicy.
00:11:01.000 That's all three.
00:11:03.000 So I go by and I just go, and I drink it down until it's just the beef and the peppers and stuff at the bottom.
00:11:13.000 Oh, that was quite spicy.
00:11:16.000 Move on.
00:11:17.000 And then go to the front room, listening to Crass alone, have a sip of whiskey and then go, and barf into my mouth, swallow it again.
00:11:25.000 Dude, emergency.
00:11:34.000 I considered calling my wife had already been gone to bed and I was like Emily this is not a joke call 9-1-1 I couldn't even talk oh wow
00:11:45.000 And then I took my shirt off, so I'm shirtless going... And the pain was excruciating right up the nose.
00:11:54.000 I'm spitting all over the carpet.
00:11:57.000 I go to the other room shirtless...
00:12:02.000 Not panicking.
00:12:03.000 Really?
00:12:03.000 But unable to breathe.
00:12:04.000 So it was like someone was killing you and you decided it was time to die.
00:12:09.000 Like say you were a prisoner with jihadists and they're like, I was going to do a Japanese accent for something. 0.94
00:12:16.000 You won't tell us who is responsible for killing Osama bin Laden.
00:12:23.000 I am a jihadist. 0.97
00:12:24.000 You look hooligan. 1.00
00:12:25.000 Well, because I want to sink a sword into me. 0.99
00:12:27.000 Right.
00:12:28.000 So say Japanese people in World War II.
00:12:30.000 You're Louis Fiorpini, whatever his name is, Zampaneri.
00:12:34.000 And they're like, you tell us how we drive the sword.
00:12:36.000 And I was just like... Like dying, but not panicking.
00:12:41.000 And then I go, we have a big thing of ash by the fireplace where you put the ash.
00:12:46.000 And sometimes I'll piss in that.
00:12:47.000 Geez.
00:12:48.000 Because... Punk rock, man.
00:12:50.000 It's getting absorbed.
00:12:51.000 I don't know.
00:13:13.000 Was able to breathe, but as far as like the excruciating pain in the esophagus, one hour. 0.99
00:13:20.000 Dude, you've like really fucked yourself up two days in a row. 0.97
00:13:22.000 Like the first one, the chemical smell. 0.99
00:13:24.000 Chemical smell?
00:13:25.000 I singed my nose by sniffing my daughter's hair dye. 1.00
00:13:29.000 And then, I still have my crack rib, and then I'm skipping rope at the gym, and I go, I'm getting really good at this, oh Jesus!
00:13:39.000 And I put my back out skipping rope.
00:13:41.000 And now if I inhale deeply, actually it's not so bad right now, but this morning and the past 24 hours before that, it felt like a giant was just putting his thumbs on my spine every time.
00:13:53.000 It's almost like I'm a 50 year old or something.
00:13:55.000 Jeez, man.
00:13:57.000 Anyway, I'm late for the show and was unable to get the song ready because I got this email from Rolling Stone and you gotta answer those right away or they go, I tried but you weren't available. 0.96
00:14:12.000 And I know after the show I'm not going to want to sit on my fucking computer answering questions, right?
00:14:19.000 So I stopped preparing for the show and answered her questions. 0.97
00:14:22.000 So I thought I'd just share that with you.
00:14:24.000 By the way, this is who runs the media.
00:14:28.000 When you have a bad reputation, which I do have.
00:14:31.000 My son's not invited to a bat mitzvah this weekend that everyone in the entire school is invited to, but his dad's a Nazi, so the American Indian boy can't go to the Jewish girl's coming of age because her father did a satirical video called 10 Things I Hate About the Jews.
00:14:48.000 You try to find the logic in any of that.
00:14:53.000 So you wonder, well, who does ruin your reputation?
00:14:55.000 Is it your fault?
00:14:56.000 No!
00:14:57.000 Well, you made jokes that you knew could be misperceived, mistaken for something else, like 10 Things I Did About the Jews.
00:15:04.000 No, no.
00:15:06.000 I did How to Fight a Baby.
00:15:07.000 I did a video on Sophie Can Walk, How to Make a Baby Walk.
00:15:11.000 I did an article called Divorce Your Wife.
00:15:14.000 About how you should divorce your wife, which isn't actually about divorcing your wife.
00:15:18.000 So, Jonathan Swift suggested that the Irish poor eat their young.
00:15:22.000 So, no.
00:15:23.000 I'm not going to abandon satire because people are desperate to purposely misunderstand satire.
00:15:29.000 Misunderstand jokes.
00:15:32.000 But you wonder, well, who is responsible for your reputation?
00:15:36.000 Who runs Wikipedia?
00:15:37.000 Who runs the articles that people cite when they prove that you're a Nazi or whatever?
00:15:41.000 Well, E.J.
00:15:42.000 E.J.
00:15:43.000 Dixon is one.
00:15:45.000 She's the E.J. 0.99
00:15:46.000 Dixon.
00:15:46.000 Senior writer at Rolling Stone.
00:15:49.000 So you look at Rolling Stone, you think Hunter S. Thompson, you think of some of the greatest writers of all time.
00:15:54.000 I think the best article ever written is called Death of a Cheerleader, and it was in Rolling Stone.
00:16:00.000 I used to subscribe to it in the 80s when I was a kid.
00:16:03.000 And that article, I bought it actually on eBay.
00:16:06.000 I bought that issue.
00:16:08.000 And it's good.
00:16:09.000 It's a good issue.
00:16:09.000 They had quality writing.
00:16:13.000 Yeah, that's fucking quality. 0.99
00:16:14.000 Randall Sullivan. 0.99
00:16:15.000 So we started with Randall Sullivan, and who do we have now?
00:16:18.000 We have E.J.
00:16:20.000 Dixon.
00:16:20.000 You go, okay, so she's writing about hate and Proud Boys and Charlottesville.
00:16:27.000 And here she is saying that Israeli military is trying to look seductive and that's not working anymore.
00:16:33.000 Okay, that's kind of a valid thing to talk about.
00:16:37.000 Is there a YouTube expert who can answer a few questions for me?
00:16:39.000 I'm curious about something.
00:16:40.000 Okay, that doesn't say anything.
00:16:46.000 Joe writing about Olivia Rodrigo is the collab the world was waiting for, so I don't know what that is.
00:16:50.000 She's a Disney star, I guess?
00:16:51.000 Okay, so we're starting to suss out her repertoire, right?
00:16:56.000 Keep going down. 0.99
00:16:58.000 And inevitably when you look at these women who send you these questions, it's a lot of benefit shit. 0.99
00:17:04.000 A fun thing about working motherhood that no one tells you is you'll probably only have enough time to shower once a week at most. 0.99
00:17:10.000 Okay, that's valid.
00:17:11.000 I can't believe she's a mom, I'm very surprised.
00:17:14.000 It's gotten to the point where I almost exclusively read other journalists' newsletters now.
00:17:19.000 Okay, so you read other people's opinions about things.
00:17:22.000 You read other comments about comments rather than the thing itself.
00:17:27.000 What's this now? 0.99
00:17:29.000 The veiled profit ball is a fucked up racist institution and we should be examining the roots of all white American institutions. 0.99
00:17:37.000 Ellie Kemper was not a KKK beauty queen. 1.00
00:17:39.000 It's kind of a problem that the second narrative went out of the former.
00:17:42.000 That's ironic that she's writing about how Twitter turned Kimmy Schmidt into a KKK queen. 0.97
00:17:48.000 Wait, what?
00:17:50.000 She's talking about, oh, look at that poor Kimmy Schmidt. 1.00
00:17:53.000 That girl was a writer, and she starred in The Office, right?
00:17:59.000 Wonderful young lady.
00:18:00.000 Then she got her Kimmy Schmidt gig, and I thought, she's not going to get married. 0.87
00:18:03.000 She's going to focus on career. 1.00
00:18:05.000 And now look at her fucking face. 1.00
00:18:07.000 She's a beautiful granny. 1.00
00:18:10.000 Waited too long, my dear.
00:18:12.000 You are Bette Davis today.
00:18:17.000 Veiled Prophet? 0.66
00:18:18.000 Okay, anyway.
00:18:19.000 Keep going down, though.
00:18:20.000 Because these are the ones I haven't seen.
00:18:21.000 Like, go way down.
00:18:25.000 There we go.
00:18:26.000 Hilary Duff through the first brick of Stonewall.
00:18:30.000 And it's Hilary Duff being a cool pro-gay chick, I assume. 1.00
00:18:33.000 You really shouldn't say that.
00:18:35.000 Say what? 0.92
00:18:36.000 Well, say that something's gay when you mean it's bad. 1.00
00:18:39.000 It's insulting. 0.99
00:18:41.000 That's gay. 1.00
00:18:42.000 Yeah, that could be another colloquialism. 1.00
00:18:42.000 What a gay commercial. 1.00
00:18:45.000 That's so girl wearing a skirt as a top. 1.00
00:18:55.000 That's a quick way to make fun of something.
00:18:59.000 Guys, am I the only person?
00:19:01.000 This is it in a nutshell.
00:19:01.000 Here we go.
00:19:02.000 Am I the only person who just learned that Matt LeBlanc made out with Kate Hudson when he was 28 and she was just 17?
00:19:08.000 Perfect.
00:19:09.000 Hey Jen Winner, can you assign this girl to talk to a 50 year old man who started the greatest fraternal organization in the world that was mentioned by both Biden and Trump and is being blamed for the January 6th alleged insurrection?
00:19:23.000 No problem.
00:19:24.000 Say what you will about Gen Z, their commitment to making top-tier content is unimpeachable. 1.00
00:19:29.000 Okay.
00:19:33.000 TikTok. 1.00
00:19:34.000 My cock. 0.99
00:19:39.000 You openly refer to the Proud Boys as a gang on Joe Rogan. 0.99
00:19:41.000 I'm jumping ahead to, like I said, I only answer questions by email this time, so when you get legal you can say this is what I said.
00:19:49.000 Why every girl under 5'2 looks like sadness from inside out? 1.00
00:19:52.000 That's not even a nostalgical.
00:19:53.000 This is the new Hunter S. Thompson, folks.
00:19:55.000 She's on the case.
00:19:57.000 You openly referred to the Proud Boys as a gang on Joe Rogan's podcast in 2017.
00:20:01.000 I think she's getting her research from Vic Berger's montage of me saying nigger and Z Kiley. 0.99
00:20:09.000 So this is her like, never watching the show, never seeing the actual original thing, but comments on comments is what journalists focus on now.
00:20:18.000 You openly referred to the Proud Boys as a gang on Joe Rogan's podcast.
00:20:20.000 So she's talking about a clip that she saw that was literally four seconds.
00:20:27.000 That's her research, Rolling Stone.
00:20:29.000 She went to Wikipedia.
00:20:31.000 I go, this was said in a jovial fashion on a comedy podcast.
00:20:35.000 If you heard Vince McMahon say he started a cult,
00:20:39.000 When discussing the WWE, you would get it.
00:20:42.000 An actual gang in real life has two basic factors.
00:20:45.000 It has a leader.
00:20:46.000 There is top-down management with one major decision maker.
00:20:49.000 And two, it does illegal activities.
00:20:51.000 MS-13 is a gang.
00:20:54.000 You summarized the role the fourth degree plays in membership in the group.
00:20:57.000 Again, not the actual fourth degree, just comments on it.
00:21:00.000 Can you comment on what you meant by the gang designation?
00:21:03.000 Yeah, that was a real designation on Joe Rogan's podcast.
00:21:06.000 I hereby designate the Proud Boys a gang.
00:21:08.000 And what the purpose of fourth degree membership was, particularly in the context of past remarks you made that the Proud Boys only commit violence and self-defense.
00:21:16.000 I didn't actually check her hyperlink when she said remarks.
00:21:23.000 I wonder what that was.
00:21:25.000 It was... NPR!
00:21:29.000 Oh, she's listened to the NPR diss on us that Dante Nero was in and just repeated it.
00:21:34.000 Shame. 0.87
00:21:35.000 The NPR's thing was by this disgruntled lesbian who doesn't like masculinity because she can't have it because she wants 1.00
00:21:46.000 To not be a woman. 1.00
00:21:47.000 She has a guy who has treated women like sexual prisoners. 0.99
00:21:50.000 Oh, she gets to that. 0.97
00:21:51.000 She interviewed Dante Nero.
00:21:52.000 Yeah.
00:21:53.000 So she went, no, no, the woman here, E.J. 0.99
00:21:55.000 Dixon.
00:21:56.000 Oh, she wrote for Vice, by the way.
00:21:58.000 Oh, really?
00:22:01.000 Oh, she must be Canadian. 0.98
00:22:02.000 No, the owl.
00:22:03.000 Will she get canceled for doing an impression of Macy Gray?
00:22:06.000 We'll find out.
00:22:09.000 It's racist.
00:22:11.000 Um.
00:22:13.000 Probably his only commitment is self-defense.
00:22:15.000 So her smoking gun here is at the fourth degree is something you get when you beat up Antifa and that belies me saying that we're not violent, right?
00:22:27.000 And I go, the fourth degree has been clarified many times, but the sites that have this clarification get banned.
00:22:32.000 And we go back to square one, check the bylaws.
00:22:34.000 And then I sent her to censored.tv news, where I did that fake news creates hate article, which by the way, if anyone from censored.tv tech is watching, guys, if you go into archives of news, you can only go back like four articles.
00:22:47.000 And this is what drives me nuts about our site and most sites in general.
00:22:51.000 No one ever treats their product like an outsider.
00:22:55.000 If you have a magazine, like back with Vice, I subscribed to Vice.
00:22:59.000 I had it delivered to my door to see when it would arrive, to see if there was any problems.
00:23:04.000 Was it damaged when it got there?
00:23:06.000 Like you have to subscribe to your own thing.
00:23:09.000 You have to watch your own shows.
00:23:10.000 You have to read your own articles.
00:23:13.000 If you own a restaurant, you have to eat the food there.
00:23:15.000 Not in the kitchen.
00:23:17.000 Go sit down.
00:23:19.000 Be an undercover boss.
00:23:20.000 Eat the food.
00:23:22.000 And I get the feeling that I'm the only one on this site who actually uses it as an outsider.
00:23:30.000 Anyway.
00:23:33.000 I explained to her.
00:23:35.000 In the bylaws that the fourth degree of initiation is as follows.
00:23:39.000 I'm saying this for the book so I can link it in the future.
00:23:42.000 Section 2.
00:23:43.000 The fourth degree of initiation symbolizes the formal recognition by the national chapter, and thus the fraternity as a whole, of a material sacrifice or service by a brother for or in the name of the fraternity.
00:23:58.000 So it's a consolation prize if you get arrested or in a fight at a thing.
00:24:03.000 It is expressly prohibited for a brother to quote-unquote, seek out the fourth degree of initiation by willfully engaging in dangerous activities or violating the law.
00:24:13.000 Awards of the fourth degree of initiation are extraordinarily rare and honorary in nature.
00:24:17.000 There are no express guidelines with respect to how the fourth degree is earned, and it may only be awarded by the founder of the fraternity or on application to the current national president.
00:24:29.000 And now that I'm gone, it would go to the current national president.
00:24:32.000 We're good to go.
00:24:50.000 We're good to go. 0.99
00:25:04.000 You shouldn't give Nazis a platform, which is retarded. 1.00
00:25:09.000 Obviously, you want to have a variety of guests. 0.97
00:25:12.000 David Duke was on CNN.
00:25:14.000 Richard Spencer was on ESPN.
00:25:17.000 Were they platforming him?
00:25:19.000 No.
00:25:20.000 Jason Kessler was on my show, my old show, The Gavin McInnes Show.
00:25:23.000 I screamed at him. 0.87
00:25:24.000 I called him a liar. 0.87
00:25:26.000 He told me that he was not alright.
00:25:28.000 I said, you said you weren't alright! 1.00
00:25:30.000 He quickly got off the fucking phone. 1.00
00:25:33.000 That's all there. 1.00
00:25:34.000 If you were interested, you will have seen that.
00:25:36.000 Or if I could show it on YouTube and I wasn't banned, I could show you that.
00:25:40.000 That was the context there.
00:25:42.000 I was not platforming him. 0.95
00:25:43.000 And I called bullshit on Charlottesville months before it happened. 0.96
00:25:47.000 I said, don't go there. 0.99
00:25:48.000 Back when I was more in control, I said, if you go there, you're out.
00:25:52.000 I would have said that to Jan Six if I still was the boss.
00:25:56.000 Four guys went, they were booted out.
00:25:58.000 Fraternal Order of Alt-Knights, that was based Stickman.
00:26:03.000 His experiment that failed almost immediately after it was started.
00:26:07.000 They were already done by Charlottesville.
00:26:11.000 You see how much, like this is something I know a lot about and I'm looking at a bunch of fake news.
00:26:17.000 If you know a lot about old-timey CB mics and you read an article, I bet you see a million mistakes. 1.00
00:26:24.000 In other words, the news is full of shit. 1.00
00:26:28.000 It's written by lazy retards with an axe to grind. 1.00
00:26:32.000 And it's even worse in modern times. 0.98
00:26:34.000 I'm sure Rolling Stone back in the 80s made mistakes.
00:26:37.000 But now we have EJ Dixon who can't believe that some celebrity made out with a celebrity 40 years ago.
00:26:45.000 Which one is her now? 0.73
00:26:46.000 Bottom right.
00:26:47.000 She looks like a young Amy Siskind.
00:26:53.000 But yeah, I mean, what I, I mean, I think about Bleeper Girl all the time because what I think about most is just how quickly everybody's reaction was to be like completely turned against this girl.
00:27:11.000 Yeah.
00:27:11.000 And how just that wouldn't happen today at all.
00:27:14.000 No, she would be so supported today.
00:27:17.000 She would have an OnlyFans and she'd be making a fuck ton of money right now. 1.00
00:27:22.000 Don't you think those girls are freaked out by the fact that the one in the bottom left was a 10? 0.84
00:27:27.000 Yeah, they hate that.
00:27:28.000 It's like the elephant in the room, isn't it?
00:27:30.000 And the 10 wants to be... I think the elephant in the room is the top right.
00:27:34.000 And the actual elf in the room wants, like they, the hot chick wants to be okay with them so bad. 0.99
00:27:42.000 They're almost like black people, like the way liberals treat black people. 0.97
00:27:46.000 She's like, I don't hate you guys. 0.79
00:27:47.000 I'm down with you. 1.00
00:27:48.000 And they're like, fuck you, you rich white bitch. 1.00
00:27:51.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:27:51.000 She's like, I'm not rich. 1.00
00:27:52.000 I just, I'm super good looking.
00:27:53.000 Look at my photography behind me there.
00:27:55.000 It's in folders.
00:27:56.000 I do things.
00:27:58.000 I'm not just hot.
00:28:00.000 And E.J.
00:28:00.000 Dixon goes, I'm not just hot either.
00:28:02.000 And they go, uh, we know.
00:28:06.000 Yeah.
00:28:07.000 Like when, what's her name?
00:28:08.000 Tarana Burke puts her arm around Alyssa Milano at the first Me Too and goes, we're not just sex objects. 0.98
00:28:15.000 We're human beings. 1.00
00:28:17.000 Stop seeing me and Alyssa Milano as just gorgeous women you're dying to fuck. 1.00
00:28:23.000 Right, Alyssa? 1.00
00:28:25.000 And she's like, uh, you look like you're from the Star Wars bar.
00:28:30.000 You look like you just gave Boba Fett some weird coins.
00:28:33.000 You look like when you, when your mouth moves, all that should be coming at us.
00:28:36.000 So I don't know what you're talking about. 1.00
00:28:40.000 You look like you're friends with the woman who plays the flute whose mouth is a long asshole. 1.00
00:28:46.000 And has those pipe cleaner legs. 1.00
00:28:53.000 We are tired of being yelled at on the side of the street.
00:28:56.000 What do they yell at you?
00:28:57.000 That's her first Me Too. 0.99
00:28:58.000 Boba Fett tried to fuck me at the Star Wars bar. 0.99
00:29:02.000 No, when they yell at Melissa Milano, they're like, hey baby. 0.99
00:29:05.000 When they yell at you, they're like Stampede.
00:29:07.000 It's not the same.
00:29:09.000 The elephant in the zoo.
00:29:10.000 You know what? 1.00
00:29:10.000 Fuck! 1.00
00:29:10.000 I should have said that. 1.00
00:29:11.000 The elephant in the zoom, that's a good one.
00:29:13.000 It's too little too late.
00:29:14.000 I know.
00:29:15.000 But yeah, for the record, Tarana Burke's, the reason she started Me Too, her impetus, her rape was when she was like eight, she was roughhousing with some boys. 1.00
00:29:25.000 Look at her fucking skin. 1.00
00:29:27.000 She's a freak. 1.00
00:29:28.000 I'm sorry. 0.89
00:29:28.000 Tyrannosaurus Burke. 0.89
00:29:30.000 And they were wrestling too much and her shirt ripped off. 1.00
00:29:32.000 And she ran upstairs and says, Mom, the boys ripped off my shirt.
00:29:35.000 They probably didn't even know she was a girl when she was seven.
00:29:37.000 And they ran away after they did it to try to get away with it.
00:29:40.000 Yeah.
00:29:41.000 And then her mother went, don't play with boys then. 1.00
00:29:43.000 I'm kind of on her mom's side.
00:29:44.000 Yeah.
00:29:45.000 Why were you roughhousing with boys when you look like a boy? 0.96
00:29:48.000 And you have two different eyes and your skin is made of some sort of heat resistant barbecue plate.
00:29:58.000 You look like you're made by the green egg.
00:30:00.000 You fell asleep on a green egg.
00:30:02.000 Anyway.
00:30:05.000 I go, uh... Imagine she's, like, really cool to hang out with, though.
00:30:09.000 She's, like, super funny.
00:30:10.000 Well, you know who's like that?
00:30:11.000 It's Gabrielle Cibadade! 0.96
00:30:13.000 Who the hell? 0.90
00:30:14.000 A chick from Precious! 1.00
00:30:17.000 You could make the same insults about her.
00:30:20.000 But she's mad cool. 0.98
00:30:20.000 She is one of the funniest people in the world. 0.98
00:30:22.000 Fucking hilarious badass. 0.98
00:30:24.000 Went to Jimmy Kimmel's wedding as his bride. 0.99
00:30:26.000 That's funny.
00:30:27.000 And made old people and kids cry.
00:30:29.000 When she did the Black Hitler sketch, she went home in the Black Hitler clothes and walked around her neighborhood as Black Hitler. 0.76
00:30:36.000 Wow.
00:30:37.000 She's, uh, you know, it's like some of the like the fattest girls have been like the funniest cool to hang out with.
00:30:41.000 Well, yeah, they better be.
00:30:42.000 They got nothing else to offer.
00:30:43.000 That's a good point.
00:30:46.000 Grimsby, that movie, is a great, if you're looking for a movie for your kid, he's like 11 years old, I don't, it's not a good movie. 1.00
00:30:54.000 But that and Hot Rod are two movies you show your 11 year old, 10 to 12 year old boys, they are pissing their fucking pants. 0.99
00:31:03.000 Slammed up. 0.99
00:31:03.000 You can find all that on the Top 10 Movies for Kids episode, it's a Censored TV Presents. 0.99
00:31:09.000 Rules.
00:31:11.000 Jason Kessler who was sworn in as a Proud Boy on your show.
00:31:14.000 This is false.
00:31:14.000 He was not infiltrated.
00:31:16.000 He was not sworn in on my show.
00:31:18.000 He infiltrated the club twice.
00:31:19.000 We booted him out twice.
00:31:22.000 Proud Boy is linked to Unite the Right.
00:31:24.000 Blah blah blah.
00:31:24.000 I already told you that.
00:31:25.000 We spoke to Dante Nero!
00:31:29.000 Who alleges that he confronted you after seeing the racist memes on the Proud Boys Facebook page.
00:31:34.000 That's true.
00:31:35.000 He did confront me.
00:31:36.000 And I went, I was outraged.
00:31:38.000 I went, what? 1.00
00:31:39.000 Like Holocaust denial fucking shit? 1.00
00:31:41.000 Blacks go back to Africa shit? 1.00
00:31:43.000 What? 1.00
00:31:45.000 He says you were surprised to see such language being used and posted a statement on Facebook discouraging use of such language.
00:31:53.000 Well, I took him at his word. 0.99
00:31:56.000 And I said, what the fuck, guys, stop. 0.99
00:32:00.000 But then he looked at your old show episodes and saw you'd been reusing racist language for years. 0.99
00:32:04.000 He was on my old show episodes.
00:32:06.000 He was a regular, right?
00:32:09.000 He was a co-host, basically. 1.00
00:32:12.000 B, I said, no racist shit, guys, what the fuck. 1.00
00:32:15.000 And then I looked into it and saw, oh, actually, Dante's full of shit. 1.00
00:32:19.000 It was just some dumb jokes. 1.00
00:32:20.000 Yeah, some of them were racist. 0.99
00:32:23.000 When I joked that Jada Pinkett Smith was a monkey actress, that was a racist joke. 0.92
00:32:28.000 A funny racist joke.
00:32:29.000 Is heavy.com a friendly site?
00:32:31.000 No.
00:32:32.000 Well, this is the fairest thing I've ever seen.
00:32:34.000 Five facts you need to know.
00:32:35.000 All right, I'll just read the headline.
00:32:37.000 Well, how about the worship?
00:32:39.000 Dante seems to have forgotten this, that they worshiped the ground he walked on.
00:32:43.000 We called him the Pope.
00:32:45.000 Yeah.
00:32:46.000 We sold shirts that said Dante Nero and he was dressed like the Pope.
00:32:49.000 Yeah.
00:32:50.000 We called him the Pope.
00:32:51.000 And when we would go to meetups, he was like how to get laid kind of guy, a pickup artist.
00:32:57.000 He was surrounded by the youngest dudes, the dudes who had trouble.
00:33:03.000 Asking for tips.
00:33:04.000 The five bricks.
00:33:05.000 Yeah, the five bricks.
00:33:07.000 He says you got to throw five bricks every day, which means you got to hit on a girl five times a day. 1.00
00:33:10.000 Not like, can I fuck you? 1.00
00:33:12.000 But like, nice shirt. 1.00
00:33:13.000 That counts as a brick.
00:33:14.000 Any kind of contact.
00:33:15.000 I think it's a good tip.
00:33:16.000 It's a great tip.
00:33:17.000 So he'd be surrounded by like the guys who can't get laid and I'd be surrounded by like more like dad kind of stuff.
00:33:22.000 But we both have desperacitos around us.
00:33:25.000 People love them.
00:33:27.000 When Dante shat on us on that NPR interview, which he's talking about in this, I go, Dante, did you mention that after your mom died, they raised $800 for you?
00:33:38.000 And that doesn't sound like a lot now, but back then, I think New York was the only chapter.
00:33:43.000 So it was like six people raising 800 bucks.
00:33:46.000 I should say more like 15.
00:33:49.000 And he goes no, I didn't mention that and I never spoke to him again after that.
00:33:54.000 No, I didn't mention that so he says He stopped taking your calls after that Is that true?
00:34:03.000 And no, there was no calls to not take After you did the NPR thing and I pointed out the 800 bucks. 1.00
00:34:09.000 I was like you're fucking dead to me you bitch and 1.00
00:34:11.000 And I did say, I go, you just made all this shit up for attention. 1.00
00:34:15.000 And he brought up a good point. 0.99
00:34:16.000 He goes, I've been getting attention my whole life.
00:34:18.000 I don't need it.
00:34:19.000 Okay.
00:34:19.000 Well then I'm not sure why you did it.
00:34:21.000 Why'd you fucking stab us in the back, you pussy? 1.00
00:34:24.000 Now he is one of these Brooklyn blacks and you got to understand if you're not from New York, Harlem blacks are normal. 1.00
00:34:29.000 They're hustlers. 0.99
00:34:30.000 They're out there. 0.87
00:34:31.000 They're like you and me.
00:34:32.000 They're like Southern blacks, really. 0.99
00:34:34.000 Brooklyn blacks are, they tend to be disproportionately on welfare. 1.00
00:34:38.000 They tend to be whiners. 1.00
00:34:39.000 They're really into this victim complex shit. 1.00
00:34:42.000 They're very behind the times. 1.00
00:34:44.000 Like when Harlem blacks were wearing skinny jeans with the rest of us in the early aughts, they still, Brooklyn blacks were still wearing the big baggy pants. 1.00
00:34:52.000 And Dante still says shit like, 0.99
00:34:55.000 To this day, he'll say shit like, every time I get in my car, I don't know if I'm coming home alive. 0.99
00:35:03.000 Why? 1.00
00:35:03.000 Because you remember his Facebook had a big Obama thing, so he's got that whole like super neo-liberal shit about how America's racist and Trump is a white supremacist and blah blah blah. 1.00
00:35:15.000 And the liberals who do articles on Proud Boys love him because he has their same politics. 1.00
00:35:23.000 It's weird because he's a sexist. 0.99
00:35:25.000 He hates feminists and he was a pimp. 1.00
00:35:27.000 I mention that to her too. 0.99
00:35:29.000 I say, did you also know he spent his formative years as a pimp? 0.98
00:35:32.000 It's funny how you feminist liberals are okay with someone who keeps sex slaves when it suits your narrative. 1.00
00:35:38.000 We spoke with a member of the SPLC who said that your suit against him is ongoing.
00:35:41.000 Correct.
00:35:42.000 Can you confirm that?
00:35:43.000 What is the current status of your suit against the SPLC?
00:35:45.000 It's sitting on a judge's lap.
00:35:47.000 Not sure why.
00:35:47.000 Let's go.
00:35:50.000 We say that you left the Proud Boys in 2018 and we quote you saying that this was intended to help alleviate the sentencing for two members who were charged after their Metropolitan Republican altercation.
00:35:58.000 Yes, that's true.
00:36:00.000 But!
00:36:02.000 We also spoke to a former member who alleged that you distanced yourself from the Proud Boys to help further your own career as a pundit.
00:36:08.000 Can you comment on that? 0.99
00:36:11.000 And these former Proud Boys, you never know who the fuck it is. 0.99
00:36:13.000 You never know who it is. 0.99
00:36:14.000 Probably someone who was kicked out. 0.99
00:36:16.000 I said, this is horse shit, I've been untouchable for years before quitting Proud Boys. 0.99
00:36:20.000 When was I last on Fox News? 0.99
00:36:23.000 Do you currently have any association with the Proud Boys?
00:36:25.000 I said, I talk to them, I love them, I still consider them the greatest fraternal organization in the world.
00:36:29.000 Do you have any comment on the Proud Boys' role in the January 6th insurrection?
00:36:34.000 I go, I knew it was a trap, I begged Prebos not to go, most listen about 15 did not, they're on trial now.
00:36:39.000 I go, it was a dumb thing to do, but I understand why people stormed the Capitol.
00:36:43.000 The fact that you people can ignore 15 months of rioting, including storming of the Capitol, which they did under Kavanaugh, and many other government buildings, burning police stations to the ground in the Pacific Northwest, continues to astound me.
00:37:01.000 We assert that the Proud Boys are now splintering.
00:37:03.000 Do you have any comment on that? 1.00
00:37:04.000 I said, total bullshit. 0.98
00:37:05.000 You guys get your info from booted Proud Boys and Telegram, which no real Proud Boys use anymore. 0.99
00:37:12.000 Anyway, that's why I didn't know that I was singing the Foo Fighters this morning.
00:37:18.000 This afternoon, this evening. 0.99
00:37:21.000 Holy shit, we haven't read any fucking sponsors. 1.00
00:37:25.000 Poor show, McInnes. 1.00
00:37:28.000 Not cool.
00:37:30.000 Negade. 0.90
00:37:33.000 This is not to be read online on the live read.
00:37:37.000 Notes from the ad guy.
00:37:38.000 I hope you guys are doing great.
00:37:39.000 Do not read this aloud.
00:37:41.000 I spoke to Uncle Tony about the studio to build it out.
00:37:45.000 He's, he is, oh no, he's, my Uncle Tony is a master.
00:37:50.000 He's seen a majority of our family's construction projects.
00:37:53.000 Do you want to do his accent?
00:37:57.000 Oh, I lost the sneeze.
00:37:58.000 Um, sure.
00:37:59.000 So, uh, say it in our ad guy's accent.
00:38:02.000 Michael Tony is a master.
00:38:03.000 Alright, wait, I got it actually, right here.
00:38:05.000 Okay.
00:38:08.000 Hey, uh, hope you guys are doing great.
00:38:11.000 I spoke to, uh, your Tony about, uh, sending my Uncle Tony out to the studio to build it out.
00:38:16.000 My Uncle Tony's a master.
00:38:18.000 I mean, he's gotta seen the majority of our family's construction projects.
00:38:22.000 But by the way, you guys are my favorite.
00:38:23.000 I mean, like, dude, I worked with Opie between you and me.
00:38:26.000 It was tough, man. 0.97
00:38:27.000 I mean, you guys are fucking great. 0.98
00:38:29.000 Let me send you a pizza. 0.99
00:38:31.000 Who's supposed to send us pizza?
00:38:32.000 I like that idea.
00:38:33.000 I don't want pizza.
00:38:34.000 I've already eaten.
00:38:35.000 It's nine o'clock.
00:38:35.000 That's the thing.
00:38:36.000 Yeah.
00:38:36.000 I got three kids.
00:38:38.000 Maybe on like a Tuesday night.
00:38:42.000 Ehhh. 0.94
00:38:42.000 Ehhh. 0.94
00:38:43.000 And the pizza places around us are like sliced places.
00:38:47.000 Yeah, you get a dollar slice.
00:38:48.000 I've never ordered from them.
00:38:49.000 Right.
00:38:49.000 I don't even know if they deliver.
00:38:51.000 No.
00:38:52.000 You just go pick up a pie.
00:38:54.000 You go pi-pi-pi-pi-pi-pi-pi-pi-pi-pi-pi-pi-pi-pi-pi-pick up a pie.
00:38:59.000 We were working on the studio today, building it out.
00:39:01.000 Uh, we were watching, we have a fire stick, uh, where we can watch anything in the world.
00:39:06.000 And we were watching a Caribbean news, Jamaican local news, which is my favorite thing to have on in the background.
00:39:12.000 Lots of talk about diabetes.
00:39:14.000 I lost a child and, um, I learned then I got to watch my diet and I got to mock my insulin, you know?
00:39:23.000 Yeah.
00:39:23.000 And then they had a doctor on there who talked about, a lot of us talk of pregnancy.
00:39:29.000 Yeah.
00:39:29.000 And how to keep your baby alive.
00:39:30.000 They're trying to teach them how to breed better.
00:39:34.000 Stop getting wasted when you're pregnant seemed to be the theme of the show we watched. 0.94
00:39:38.000 And then the other 99% of Jamaican TV is just our TV.
00:39:45.000 Like after that segment on pregnancy and diabetes, they went straight to a Garfield movie.
00:39:54.000 Yeah.
00:39:55.000 Anyway.
00:39:55.000 They just played Garfield.
00:39:56.000 While we were doing that, I was setting up our shelf from Tactical Walls where you slide over a statue and a shelf drops down where you could have a gun.
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00:42:37.000 So whatever happened, speaking of that picture you just pulled up, Dante got a huge Proud Boys neck tattoo. 0.98
00:42:44.000 Right, I think that's him covering up there.
00:42:45.000 Oh, that's it underneath?
00:42:47.000 I think.
00:42:47.000 I don't know if that's the side.
00:42:48.000 No, I think that is the side.
00:42:49.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:42:51.000 His fucking jewelry. 1.00
00:42:52.000 I mean, I kind of miss him in a weird way. 0.99
00:42:54.000 Me too, he was a good dude.
00:42:55.000 But like his giant bones through his ear, I go, dude, you look like a slave trader. 0.98
00:43:00.000 Like a pirate slave trader. 0.96
00:43:02.000 The top guy in the Congo who was like getting them on the boats and dealing with the Arabs. 1.00
00:43:06.000 Yeah.
00:43:07.000 Yeah, he looks like a barbarian that should just be wearing like a loincloth and have two swords that are bendy and pointy.
00:43:12.000 But he looks like he gets his jewelry from like a junkyard.
00:43:15.000 He looks like a slave trader where he's like, look man, this is the industry. 0.85
00:43:18.000 I'm the strongest man in the Congo.
00:43:20.000 But he's all, I don't know if it's steroids, he's all beaten up.
00:43:23.000 Like he walks like someone just broke both his legs.
00:43:26.000 Correct.
00:43:26.000 And then when you see pictures of him when he was a pimp, when he was like 18, dude, he's like a little agile bunny.
00:43:33.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:43:34.000 Looks like a, smells Puerto Rican. 0.61
00:43:36.000 Reminds me of my mother-in-law. 0.70
00:43:38.000 He's got that American Indian sort of loginess. 1.00
00:43:41.000 Anyway.
00:43:42.000 The only time we ever, like, even kind of made fun of him at all, or even said anything negative to him, it was me and Paul Bazeal riffing about how he gets his jewelry from the junkyard.
00:43:52.000 He's like, oh, can you turn that hubcap into an earring for me real quick?
00:43:55.000 Well, that was no problem, because it wasn't remotely funny or even accurate.
00:44:00.000 It looks like he... So I don't think that offended him.
00:44:02.000 He's got big metal things.
00:44:04.000 And where do you get those? 1.00
00:44:06.000 Oh, he has bones through his nose, you moron. 1.00
00:44:08.000 Wait, that's the guy from... that's an actor. 1.00
00:44:10.000 Yeah, Ryan, he's on the set.
00:44:11.000 He does movie stuff.
00:44:13.000 I've never seen him in a movie, but I'm gonna IMDb him.
00:44:17.000 Speaking of black people, Shiz Mobin is back. 1.00
00:44:21.000 It's Mobin Shiz now. 0.95
00:44:24.000 I don't have that in the notes.
00:44:25.000 You're the one who told me about it. 0.58
00:44:27.000 But we've noticed this real clamp down on any site that shows blacks behaving badly. 0.96
00:44:27.000 Correct. 0.96
00:44:33.000 Which is unfortunate because that's one of the funnest things to look at, right?
00:44:38.000 But Shiz Mobbin was one of our favorite sites.
00:44:40.000 It's back now with Mobbin Shiz. 0.99
00:44:42.000 You can look at that second video if you want to see what really goes on in the hood while people pretend they're being denied education.
00:44:48.000 They're really being denied the right to skip out on your manicure bill.
00:44:52.000 Over a tipping customer, no doubt. 0.83
00:44:54.000 See, I don't think, I think Asians make easy prey because they tend to be illegal. 1.00
00:45:04.000 So they don't want to call the cops and have to file a report because what's your name?
00:45:07.000 Right.
00:45:07.000 Let me see your ID.
00:45:08.000 And if the cops do come here, what are you going to say to them?
00:45:12.000 Isn't it amazing how we're so okay with illegals they can open up a shop? 1.00
00:45:16.000 Right.
00:45:17.000 You're not exactly on the lam there.
00:45:20.000 Also in the news, I was worried about Andy Ngo, speaking of Asians, and I was right. 1.00
00:45:25.000 He did get the living shit kicked out of him at that restaurant. 0.92
00:45:29.000 I don't think I have a link there. 0.98
00:45:30.000 Gotcha.
00:45:31.000 It's out there.
00:45:32.000 But that guy we saw being attacked at the restaurant... By the way, rich guys who don't wear ties, this is annoying.
00:45:41.000 I'm gonna go put on a tie.
00:45:43.000 Yeah, get a tie.
00:45:46.000 And I'll go to the Andy Ngo section of the world.
00:45:49.000 Yeah, go to his Twitter.
00:45:51.000 How do I switch the thing to me?
00:45:57.000 Dang it.
00:45:58.000 Yeah, so this is his last one.
00:46:01.000 Well, that's his latest one, but it doesn't reflect the incident.
00:46:04.000 Here we go.
00:46:06.000 These are all of his little injuries.
00:46:08.000 The knee looks pretty bad.
00:46:12.000 Oh, he's tweeted a lot since he's been back. 0.96
00:46:13.000 He's also like a weak homo, so like if you and I get 1.00
00:46:19.000 Knocked around with that. 0.99
00:46:20.000 That's just me a bad day at the gym.
00:46:22.000 But for him, there we go, it's a big deal.
00:46:25.000 It's like a woman getting beat up that bad. 1.00
00:46:27.000 I'm sorry if that sounds homophobic or something, but Andy Ngo is a great journalist, but he's also a very tepid and low-T dude.
00:46:37.000 So when you see him getting beat, like if I got beat up like that, I don't think I'd even post it.
00:46:43.000 Now I sound like I'm not on his side.
00:46:44.000 I'm totally on his side.
00:46:47.000 This is a chick who got beat up. 1.00
00:46:49.000 Who is constantly threatened with murder. 1.00
00:46:52.000 And they kicked his ass. 1.00
00:46:53.000 He was hospitalized. 1.00
00:46:57.000 At that hotel.
00:46:58.000 That he was at.
00:46:59.000 The hotel did not help him at all, by the way.
00:47:01.000 Go to the top of this.
00:47:05.000 The first post.
00:47:08.000 No, a little lower.
00:47:09.000 Wait, wait.
00:47:10.000 No, statement.
00:47:10.000 Go to the statement.
00:47:13.000 Click on that.
00:47:14.000 Keep going down.
00:47:15.000 Uh, do-do-ba-do.
00:47:18.000 Meets back on the menu.
00:47:19.000 They dox him.
00:47:20.000 Wait, wait, stop.
00:47:22.000 Preserved by the fan and best reporter.
00:47:24.000 I took care to mitigate the risk and went to observe Antifa firsthand, as is his right.
00:47:31.000 Keep going down. 1.00
00:47:33.000 Yep, so they kick his ass. 1.00
00:47:36.000 This is the part. 1.00
00:47:37.000 That's the guy who was chasing him.
00:47:38.000 What?
00:47:39.000 Yeah.
00:47:40.000 It's terrifying.
00:47:41.000 Andy Ngo is Batman.
00:47:42.000 Whoa.
00:47:43.000 He has Batman villains chasing him.
00:47:45.000 At least Two-Face has half of a face.
00:47:47.000 Yeah, this is No-Face.
00:47:50.000 Andy No-Face.
00:47:54.000 Keep going down.
00:47:56.000 Get him, get him. 0.95
00:48:00.000 Pleading for his life. 1.00
00:48:01.000 How about making a fucking video, Anthony? 1.00
00:48:02.000 He managed to crawl away in the chaos. 0.99
00:48:04.000 I managed to seize a moment.
00:48:08.000 So this is the part I got.
00:48:09.000 So he goes to the 9's hotel. 0.99
00:48:11.000 I begged hotel staff to call 911, but they refused.
00:48:15.000 What?
00:48:16.000 And ordered me.
00:48:17.000 And ordered me to wear a mask and leave the property.
00:48:21.000 Pardonnez-moi?
00:48:23.000 I insisted, reminding them of the violent mob outside seeking to kill me, and that's no exaggeration.
00:48:29.000 By now, masked Antifa operatives were pounding on the hotel doors and windows, screaming and shouting my name. 0.99
00:48:34.000 Like, what the fuck's going on? 0.99
00:48:36.000 They refuse to call the cops? 1.00
00:48:39.000 I think that Antifa runs Portland.
00:48:42.000 And they don't want to be known as the Snitch Hotel, or they'll get bricks through their window.
00:48:47.000 They're the mafia. 0.99
00:48:48.000 It's the Pussy Mafia. 1.00
00:48:51.000 Like the mafia in New York would break your legs and your mother would end up in the East River. 1.00
00:48:57.000 All Antifa does is just wreck shit and scream. 1.00
00:48:59.000 And that's just as effective. 1.00
00:49:01.000 Apparently the New York mob could have saved a lot of murder raps. 0.66
00:49:05.000 Can you get back to me for a second so I can get this tie right?
00:49:09.000 It's hard when I look at the monitor because everything is in reverse.
00:49:15.000 That'll have to do.
00:49:18.000 Trump is not well is trending.
00:49:22.000 Trump is not well? 1.00
00:49:23.000 Have you seen fucking Biden people? 0.99
00:49:25.000 They're saying because apparently there's a rumor going around that he thinks that he's going to be reinstated in August. 1.00
00:49:32.000 That gives me a boner thinking about, but you know, he says some shit. 0.98
00:49:35.000 He also has said some stuff that people have doubted for a long time. 0.99
00:49:40.000 Speaking of Proud Boys, they're all over the news because they got involved in Arizona and someone in Arizona wanted them to disrupt something and cause a scene.
00:49:48.000 Not news.
00:49:49.000 But the reason you're seeing that all over the news is Arizona's audit about voter fraud is about to blow up and make everyone look very bad.
00:49:59.000 Everyone who doubted that there was voter fraud.
00:50:03.000 Look at Fauci, that's turning around real hard.
00:50:05.000 Fauci's cancelled, that was in my notes.
00:50:07.000 We are about to discover that everyone was right about Arizona and voter fraud.
00:50:15.000 Anyway.
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00:51:43.000 I'm so sick of people with their top button undone wearing ties. 0.99
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00:52:44.000 I need to adopt fashions as their Instagram.
00:52:47.000 This is really cool.
00:52:48.000 They tell you how to make an account with a video tutorial.
00:52:50.000 Everybody loves videos. 0.99
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00:52:53.000 Yeah, the guy, it's run by the guy's son now, and he's just passionate about it. 0.99
00:52:57.000 That rules. 0.92
00:52:58.000 Like, if you were to email him with a problem, like he's shitting his pants. 0.97
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00:53:03.000 Not that I've ever... The only problem I ever emailed him with was, I got fat and my pants don't fit.
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00:53:10.000 I put an inch and a half in every one of them, and now they're back to pajamas.
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00:53:21.000 I can't believe we've gone this long without even starting the show. 0.99
00:53:26.000 Damn. 1.00
00:53:27.000 Damn! 1.00
00:53:27.000 Hey, my son's having a birthday party soon, maybe you can help me with this. 1.00
00:53:31.000 I want to get a MET to show up.
00:53:33.000 An actual MET, okay.
00:53:34.000 Now, I'm not gonna get Jacob deGrom or any functioning MET today, but even a guy who's like 75 who retired, if anyone out there knows of a MET in the New York area, please email me and let me know.
00:53:46.000 I'll pay mucho dinero.
00:53:48.000 What team was Lenny Dykstra on?
00:53:50.000 He was on the METs.
00:53:51.000 Okay, we might be able to get him.
00:53:53.000 How do you know?
00:53:54.000 He was working with Compound and doing some stuff.
00:53:58.000 I mean, it's kind of a loose cannon is the only thing, but... The thing is, I don't know how... Like, yeah, I love Lenny Dykstra, but I don't know how little kids feel about that, those myths.
00:54:07.000 Right, right.
00:54:08.000 Like, he said to me, can I read Lenny's book?
00:54:12.000 And I was like, uh, soon? 0.97
00:54:16.000 Who's the guy that was doing Compound shit for a little bit and it didn't work? 0.94
00:54:22.000 Are you sure you're not talking about the pitcher who was at CRTV? 0.97
00:54:25.000 No, no, no.
00:54:26.000 Kurt Schilling?
00:54:27.000 No, no, not Kurt Schilling.
00:54:29.000 No, it was Lenny Dykstra.
00:54:33.000 Yep. 1.00
00:54:34.000 Yeah, and that was a shit show. 1.00
00:54:36.000 Remember that big controversy with him where he was yelling racial epithets at someone according to, not Keith, but the other guy? 1.00
00:54:45.000 The Hawaiian dude? 0.98
00:54:47.000 Who's Keith Gary?
00:54:48.000 Ron.
00:54:49.000 Ron Darling.
00:54:51.000 Who, I only knew, I'm new to the Mets like the past four years.
00:54:54.000 So I know Ron Darling is the old guy.
00:54:56.000 I looked him up as a young player. 0.69
00:55:01.000 Melt in your mouth.
00:55:04.000 Gorgeous.
00:55:05.000 Gorgeous my boy.
00:55:06.000 Gorgeous. 1.00
00:55:08.000 If you want to see a fucking smoke show. 1.00
00:55:12.000 And have a boner that shatters diamonds. 1.00
00:55:16.000 Check out a young Ron Darling. 1.00
00:55:20.000 Oh, don't show it or I'm gonna cum. 0.99
00:55:22.000 I just came, dude. 0.99
00:55:22.000 Too bad. 0.99
00:55:23.000 Why did you do that, Ryan?
00:55:24.000 I now have to change my pants.
00:55:25.000 We get a new pair of pants from Nita Fashions.
00:55:26.000 Look at those bee-stung lips.
00:55:28.000 Can I go swimming in those?
00:55:30.000 Can I just get a pillow and go for a long nap in between those things?
00:55:33.000 He kinda looks like a male Wendy from Wonder Years.
00:55:36.000 Oh my god, he's delicious.
00:55:37.000 Can someone put him on a crumpet, please?
00:55:40.000 He's three tops of brown and they're all right. 0.81
00:55:42.000 Can I get an English muffin toasted, avocado, tomato, salted, mayonnaise, and a young Ron?
00:55:50.000 The eponymous Ron Darling! 0.99
00:55:53.000 Oh shit, dude, he looks like... What a darling! 0.98
00:55:56.000 Who's that chick that you love so much that was in, um... He's got it down? 1.00
00:56:00.000 The 80s movies? 0.99
00:56:02.000 Like the super hottest this chick ever who shows her tits? 1.00
00:56:05.000 From Fast Times at Ridgemont High? 1.00
00:56:06.000 Fucking Phoebe Cates. 1.00
00:56:08.000 Dude, he's got a Phoebe Cates. 1.00
00:56:09.000 He's the Phoebe Cates of the dude world. 1.00
00:56:12.000 Oh my god, if those two fucked and had a baby, I would have to fuck it. 1.00
00:56:15.000 Now hold on a second, isn't it weird? 1.00
00:56:16.000 As it came out, I'd be like, ugh.
00:56:18.000 As it came out.
00:56:19.000 Before it got in, before it came out.
00:56:21.000 She'd be like, oh, it's a, I don't care what it is, ugh.
00:56:24.000 It's mine now.
00:56:26.000 That's her older too.
00:56:28.000 She's pretty good.
00:56:28.000 I mean, she's like ancient now.
00:56:30.000 I think she's 60.
00:56:31.000 Oh, that's actually Ron Darling older.
00:56:32.000 I'm sorry.
00:56:34.000 Wow, so I wonder if women find him just as attractive or like he's too feminine. 1.00
00:56:38.000 Dude, he slayed so much pussy his dick looked like Freddy's face. 1.00
00:56:41.000 Is that because he's a Met? 1.00
00:56:43.000 You know what I mean?
00:56:43.000 Yeah, that helped.
00:56:44.000 Being a super-billionaire athlete.
00:56:47.000 Dude, that's a great suit.
00:56:49.000 In the hottest team of the 80s.
00:56:51.000 I'm sure that wasn't a hindrance.
00:56:53.000 If you hit up Nita Fashions, you can get that Hounds to the Suit remade for sure.
00:56:56.000 You can!
00:56:57.000 That's the other funny thing about Nita Fashions.
00:56:59.000 Just like, see something cool and say, make me that.
00:57:01.000 And they have to by law.
00:57:03.000 In Hong Kong, it's the law.
00:57:04.000 It's under China's rule now.
00:57:06.000 You make that weird little pocket.
00:57:07.000 So anytime Nita Fashions does anything wrong, you just call China.
00:57:11.000 And you go, have them removed.
00:57:14.000 And they go to a re-education camp.
00:57:16.000 You rat them out.
00:57:16.000 Oh no, you bat them out, sorry.
00:57:18.000 They go to a re-education camp for like 10 weeks. 1.00
00:57:20.000 Holy shit. 1.00
00:57:21.000 Yeah, just say they said Mao sucks. 1.00
00:57:23.000 That guy is a smoker. 1.00
00:57:24.000 Just kidding, don't do that.
00:57:26.000 I don't even know if that's illegal over there.
00:57:29.000 He was in the Drillers?
00:57:31.000 He sure was.
00:57:32.000 Yes, please.
00:57:33.000 I'll lie on my stomach and you go to town, Drillers. 1.00
00:57:37.000 That's fucking gay, Gavin! 1.00
00:57:38.000 Those Zoomers in D.C.? 1.00
00:57:40.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00
00:57:41.000 He made a little gay joke, like, you're fucking gay, dude! 1.00
00:57:43.000 What did they say? 1.00
00:57:44.000 After America First thing, they were leaving the bar, and I was pissing or something, and they're like...
00:57:50.000 I said, hey guys.
00:57:51.000 They go, what?
00:57:52.000 Hey, hi guys. 1.00
00:57:54.000 And then I said, I want to fuck you with my heels on. 1.00
00:57:57.000 And they don't know the show. 1.00
00:57:58.000 Right. 1.00
00:57:59.000 So they're just like, fuck you! 1.00
00:58:03.000 Fucking gay, dude. 1.00
00:58:04.000 That's fucking gay! 1.00
00:58:05.000 They're all uncomfortable. 1.00
00:58:06.000 Like, I didn't know that?
00:58:07.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:58:08.000 Wait, what?
00:58:10.000 Please be kidding, because I've been saying that all night.
00:58:13.000 That's funny.
00:58:14.000 They're so insecure and young.
00:58:17.000 I remember that though.
00:58:17.000 I remember being 12 and seeing Rocky Horror Picture Show and going, this movie rules.
00:58:22.000 And then there's the gay scene and going, what the fuck? 1.00
00:58:24.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:58:25.000 Why is that in there?
00:58:26.000 I remember hiding songs on my, on my burn CDs.
00:58:29.000 Like it's raining men.
00:58:30.000 I thought that was a fun song.
00:58:32.000 They said I put it at the end of the CD or anything gay, like 99 left balloons.
00:58:36.000 Anything with a girl singing it. 0.98
00:58:37.000 You're not ashamed of something if you put it on a mixed CD that you play to people.
00:58:40.000 No, you don't play it to people.
00:58:41.000 You put it in the car, and then when it gets to track 13, you're like, alright, you wanna give it back?
00:58:45.000 We'll put something else on. 1.00
00:58:46.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00
00:58:46.000 Why would you put it on the CD if you're ashamed of it? 1.00
00:58:49.000 You're just trying to crawl by yourself into this conversation.
00:58:52.000 No, you think it's gay to listen to girl songs when you're young.
00:58:54.000 So you put it on a mixed CD that you play in the car with people?
00:58:57.000 Or, you make it for yourself, and then you put it in the car. 1.00
00:59:02.000 You fucking... Fuck you, Gavin! 1.00
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00:59:44.000 And apparently that's the thing with chicks. 1.00
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01:00:15.000 Every time we do this ad, there's new shit. 0.99
01:00:17.000 Dude, they got vapes. 1.00
01:00:19.000 They got- Hello, you've got vapes. 0.80
01:00:21.000 You can pick your nicotine level- Now, when you smoke your vape, what are you smoking?
01:00:24.000 Is there tobacco in that?
01:00:25.000 There's regular tobacco flavor, it's nicotine.
01:00:27.000 12 milligrams.
01:00:28.000 A man's amount. 0.70
01:00:29.000 Is there no flavor?
01:00:31.000 There's tobacco flavor. 0.99
01:00:32.000 No fruity shit for me. 1.00
01:00:33.000 Yeah, I like how you're Clint Eastwood as you suck on a fucking plastic dick all day. 1.00
01:00:38.000 That's right. 1.00
01:00:39.000 I was trying to move shit to the studio and every time I turned around he was there and then I just see this big fucking white slimer floating up in the sky above his head. 0.99
01:00:49.000 Hell yeah. 0.98
01:00:51.000 Not exactly the hardest little worker bee I've ever dealt with in my life.
01:00:57.000 Alright, look at this. 0.98
01:00:59.000 I only had a page of shit to talk about today and we're at that line. 0.98
01:01:04.000 The top line. 0.99
01:01:07.000 So much to discuss.
01:01:08.000 So little time.
01:01:09.000 Oh my God, look at that picture.
01:01:13.000 That's a little too young, actually.
01:01:14.000 This is a new game.
01:01:15.000 Ron Darling or Phoebe Cates?
01:01:17.000 Sometimes you'll see a chick, like in the burbs, and you'll be driving and you'll see her from behind and you'll go, wow, that is something.
01:01:23.000 It's a 15 year old!
01:01:25.000 Yeah, or it's a 90, you ever get those?
01:01:27.000 No.
01:01:27.000 The complete opposite, where from afar you're like, ooh.
01:01:30.000 And then you get closer, it's a, it's a witch. 0.54
01:01:33.000 Nope.
01:01:33.000 Oh, that happens all the time.
01:01:34.000 It must be weird, like go to that Google image thing.
01:01:36.000 It must be weird being known as like the most breathtakingly gorgeous young woman in the world throughout the 80s, and then inevitably you're older.
01:01:45.000 And you're like, you know when people see you, they go, oh.
01:01:48.000 Now, as far as 60-year-olds, if she's in a room with 60-year-olds, she is by far the smokiest smoke show in the room. 0.74
01:01:56.000 But people know her as the chick who came out of the pool in Fast Times. 1.00
01:02:00.000 So they see that and they go, hey, how come you're not 18 anymore?
01:02:04.000 Did time happen?
01:02:07.000 Does time exist?
01:02:11.000 Yeah.
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01:03:39.000 You sign up now, you're paying the same amount for way more than you can watch.
01:03:45.000 I'm Monday to Thursday.
01:03:47.000 I do plenty of extra stuff, so let's say Monday to Friday.
01:03:50.000 And then Friday, Saturday, Sunday, you're inundated with other shows.
01:03:56.000 So you really don't, I would cancel everything else.
01:03:58.000 Netflix, everything else.
01:04:00.000 There's no need to check it out.
01:04:03.000 Anyway.
01:04:04.000 We'll end this show the way we end all shows, and please stand by if you're a payer, because we're not going anywhere.
01:04:11.000 I'm just saying goodbye to the freeloader so we can clip this and put it on the podcast.
01:04:14.000 You understand?
01:04:16.000 You should have figured it out by now.
01:04:19.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
01:04:28.000 If we can get around it, I know that's true.
01:04:34.000 Well, I talked about it, carried on, reasons only knew.
01:04:41.000 But it's you, I fell into.