Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - June 18, 2021


GOML LIVE #103: THE END? (Part 1)

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Gavin McInnes
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Ryan Breonna Taylor Johnny Apple CBD Chris Tucker Ian McKay Comedy Central Dave Chappelle Robin Mike Robin Big Big Mike Kingsman Colin Matt Jose Allison Hardasani Gupta Omar Rodriguez Lopez Mountain Dew King The Broken Heart Jesus Christ Michael Hirsch and 30 more
GOML LIVE #102 - WHITE BOY SUMMER (Part 1) S04E01 - NEW STUDIO

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Gavin McInnes ( ) and Ryan ( ) are back with a brand new episode of Off My Lawn. Gavin talks about the new lighting in the podcast, and Ryan tells a spooky story about a guy who can turn into other animals. They also discuss the new Fugazi album "Young Boy's Dream" and how it could be used as a movie or TV show. Also, they talk about what it would be like to be an amoeba or a bird or something else that could turn into another animal, and how they would do it. And they finish the episode with a new segment called "Spooky Stories" where they tell spooky stories about things that have happened to them in the past and what they might be up to in the future. This episode was brought to you by Anchor.fm and produced by Riley Bray. Thanks to Pale Fire and Mossy Creek Records for the use of their music stylings. Music: "Youngboy's dream" by Fugazi by D and the Guy (feat. Ian McKay) and "The Little White Boy" by D & the Guy by Big Mike ( ) Music by Pale Fire is out now and is available on all good podcast directories. Check us out! We are part of the Gimlet Media Podcast Network. Subscribe, Like, Share, and Subscribe to our new podcast "Off My Lawn" on Apple Podcasts, Podchaser, and leave us a review on iTunes. Thank you for listening and share the podcast on whatever you're listening to this podcast means the podcast is awesome! and we'll send you a review and review the podcast you care about it on your favorite streaming platform. Thank you and share it on iTunes and review us on your social media platforms! XOXO, and we won't forget you'll be notified when it's good enough. and the next episode is out in the next one is out on the next week! PODCAST is coming soon! Subscribe and review it on Podchore and we send us your review is out to the rest of the pod? Subscribe to the podcast next week, and other things like that's good reviews and reviews are reviewed on the pod is out there are good reviews are out there and they'll get a review, too good reviews will be reviewed on it's best of what you can do that's the best of the best in the place?

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00:00:07.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!
00:00:47.000 Guess who that was?
00:00:47.000 That was the Elvis Presley of hardcore, Ian McKay.
00:00:50.000 I never heard that song before the other night.
00:00:53.000 Is there a Fugazi album I don't know about?
00:00:55.000 What just happened?
00:00:58.000 What's going on? 0.99
00:01:01.000 Oh, for fuck's sake, this is not good. 1.00
00:01:04.000 Look how fucking ripped I am, dude. 1.00
00:01:07.000 Damn. 1.00
00:01:07.000 With this new lighting. 1.00
00:01:08.000 The darkness makes you rippeder.
00:01:10.000 I'm like, you ever see that show Manimal?
00:01:13.000 No.
00:01:14.000 It's about a guy who could turn into animals. 0.57
00:01:16.000 A man who could turn into animals. 0.97
00:01:19.000 And back when I was a kid, there was only one show on like a night.
00:01:23.000 So your whole family would sit together and watch Manimal.
00:01:27.000 And he would slowly transform into like a cougar and they'd show his skin and it'd look like that. 0.73
00:01:34.000 Now here's what I don't get about old clips.
00:01:37.000 Did it look that shitty when we were watching them? 0.99
00:01:43.000 Some fucking nerd is talking about a show. 1.00
00:01:46.000 I hate these nerds that are into this bullshit. 1.00
00:01:48.000 Show the show! 1.00
00:01:49.000 But you look at old 80s clips and the quality looks like shit. 0.99
00:01:55.000 Is that just because it's died of old age? 1.00
00:01:57.000 Or was I watching shit quality video? 0.98
00:01:59.000 Because I know when I look at old pictures I'm disgusted by how bad they are. 0.99
00:02:05.000 Oh, that's sharp!
00:02:13.000 This is people in my neighborhood staring at me when I'm at the park.
00:02:21.000 He's turning into... a pigeon.
00:02:22.000 Cougar.
00:02:27.000 Hawk.
00:02:30.000 Bird.
00:02:30.000 Monster.
00:02:31.000 Cat.
00:02:34.000 Hawk.
00:02:35.000 Eagle.
00:02:36.000 Eagle?
00:02:37.000 Oh, I know how you could do that feather scene.
00:02:39.000 You get some fake skin, you put the feathers through, and then you pull them through the other side and reverse it.
00:02:44.000 And then reverse it, yeah.
00:02:47.000 Ooh.
00:02:48.000 Manimal.
00:02:49.000 Is this the intro to the show?
00:02:51.000 I think these are just the transformations.
00:02:53.000 Just a clip, when we turn into one particular bird.
00:02:55.000 Hawk, panther, and snake.
00:02:56.000 Then you get hit by a car, and you're dead. 0.99
00:03:00.000 That's my caveat.
00:03:01.000 I'm happy to time travel, become, go back to the land of dinosaurs, become a bird.
00:03:05.000 I need it in writing that I can't be killed. 1.00
00:03:07.000 I'm not gonna turn into no fucking mouse and have no motherfucking cat scoop me up and start chewing my black ass. 1.00
00:03:15.000 Hell no. 1.00
00:03:16.000 I don't want no motherfucking helicopter sucking me up when I'm a hawk. 1.00
00:03:21.000 Cutting my bird head off and shit. 1.00
00:03:24.000 Fuck no. 1.00
00:03:24.000 I'd rather not risk it, thanks. 1.00
00:03:27.000 Plus, what if you suck at flying? 0.99
00:03:30.000 You could be an amoeba. 1.00
00:03:32.000 You could be an amoeba. 1.00
00:03:36.000 This is my black sidekick, Ryan. 1.00
00:03:38.000 You could always be an amoeba. 0.54
00:03:41.000 Yo, you could be the bird, which is the bald eagle.
00:03:46.000 Remember that guy?
00:03:48.000 Oh, I remember that.
00:03:50.000 What was that again?
00:03:50.000 Earth Girls Are Easy.
00:03:52.000 Oh yeah, that's not that long ago.
00:03:53.000 That's like 2000.
00:03:53.000 No, when I was a kid in 2000.
00:03:56.000 1980s, man. 0.98
00:03:59.000 Reddick, the guy who does ridiculousness, he purchased himself a black friend. 0.99
00:04:07.000 Big fat Mike or something. 0.99
00:04:08.000 Big Mike.
00:04:09.000 And it was like his friend.
00:04:11.000 And then his friend pulled a Patrice.
00:04:13.000 This is something people don't know about Patrice.
00:04:15.000 Can we not get more lighting in here?
00:04:16.000 This is pretty bad.
00:04:17.000 Oh.
00:04:27.000 Perfect, Ryan.
00:04:28.000 Thanks.
00:04:29.000 Ryan saves the day once again.
00:04:30.000 Now you can tell a spooky story.
00:04:34.000 I would put this on the mic, it might fuck up the audio though.
00:04:37.000 Does it sound weird?
00:04:38.000 Yes.
00:04:39.000 Oh, it does.
00:04:39.000 What if I put it here?
00:04:41.000 That's a boy.
00:04:42.000 That's my boy.
00:04:44.000 That's my boss grown man boy.
00:04:47.000 That's my boss boy.
00:04:49.000 Who's a little boss? 1.00
00:04:50.000 That's my boss.
00:04:53.000 That's My Boss! 0.95
00:04:54.000 That should be a show.
00:04:55.000 It's a new 80s sitcom called That's My Boss. 0.97
00:05:01.000 My pet retard, he's Japanese Puerto Rican. 0.98
00:05:06.000 Wait, I'm your big. 0.97
00:05:07.000 Does that make a difference?
00:05:08.000 I hope I don't get it.
00:05:09.000 Go back to me.
00:05:12.000 It's 1% better.
00:05:13.000 Okay.
00:05:16.000 Yeah, he bought himself a black friend.
00:05:18.000 Every young boy's dream.
00:05:22.000 This is like the toy.
00:05:23.000 Remember that movie?
00:05:25.000 Or I used to work for this rap record label called D-Con, and the guy, his mom had copyrighted Pilates. 0.99
00:05:33.000 So they were fucking loaded. 0.98
00:05:36.000 And what does the little white boy do when he gets tons of money? 1.00
00:05:39.000 His mommy buys him a rap label, which means black friends. 0.91
00:05:42.000 So if I sign you, you got to hang out with me. 0.96
00:05:45.000 So he'd hang out with these black guys that were like, well, whatever.
00:05:48.000 I guess I got to hang out with you to have records.
00:05:51.000 I'll do it.
00:05:53.000 But Big Mike said, look, whatever it's called, Robin Mike was the name of the show.
00:05:58.000 Robin Big.
00:05:59.000 Robin Big.
00:06:01.000 I need money.
00:06:02.000 I'm a major part of this show.
00:06:03.000 And he's like, no, you're not actually.
00:06:05.000 I kind of bought you.
00:06:06.000 You're my sidekick.
00:06:08.000 And he goes, well, then I'm going to go on strike.
00:06:10.000 And he said, bye. 0.91
00:06:10.000 And then the guy died because he was a fatso. 0.91
00:06:13.000 Yes. 0.97
00:06:14.000 He was like, dude, if I gave you more money, you would have eaten yourself to death.
00:06:18.000 I.E.
00:06:18.000 you did.
00:06:19.000 Yeah.
00:06:19.000 Chillo, you've got a... No, the two are not related, actually.
00:06:23.000 One is just, he's bad at, well, they are related.
00:06:25.000 He's bad at managing the food that goes into his head, and he's bad at managing his life.
00:06:29.000 But Patrice was the same way.
00:06:31.000 He'd start getting something going, and he's like, I want triple the salary.
00:06:34.000 I go, what?
00:06:35.000 We just started this.
00:06:35.000 No, you're fired.
00:06:37.000 He fired his production company in a meeting with Comedy Central.
00:06:42.000 He could have been the next Dave Chappelle.
00:06:44.000 He had all these great sketch ideas, super raunchy.
00:06:46.000 This is back when political correctness hadn't totally taken over. 0.95
00:06:49.000 And he had a really raunchy idea of race riots and all this fucking hilarious Dave Chappelle type race stuff. 0.92
00:06:57.000 And then he fired Michael Hirschhorn in the pitch meeting.
00:07:00.000 So then, not the pitch meeting, the pitch acceptance meeting, the let's get started on the pilot meeting.
00:07:06.000 And so then Comedy Central goes, well, it's over then.
00:07:08.000 We're not doing it.
00:07:09.000 We did it because we know this production company. 1.00
00:07:11.000 And Patrice was like, fuck all of you, and walked out. 1.00
00:07:13.000 Yep. 1.00
00:07:14.000 You know that story?
00:07:15.000 Yeah.
00:07:16.000 How do you know that story?
00:07:17.000 Oh my god.
00:07:18.000 Well, from Opie and Anthony, and then Chris Tucker wanted him as the dad, and everybody hates Chris.
00:07:23.000 And he sabotaged it on purpose. 0.99
00:07:25.000 He didn't learn his lines and shit. 0.99
00:07:26.000 He just, maybe he was afraid of- Chris Tucker. 0.99
00:07:29.000 Chris Rock.
00:07:30.000 Yeah.
00:07:31.000 Yeah, and he would self-sabotage a lot.
00:07:33.000 They had endless stories about that.
00:07:35.000 So your favorite things, just to be clear, are glasses, clocks, birds, and the sun.
00:07:44.000 Oh, my tattoo?
00:07:45.000 Yeah, that's what it looks like when people walk by you.
00:07:47.000 They go, man, that guy sure loves reading in the morning.
00:07:51.000 Well, that was very Mitch Hedberg.
00:07:54.000 Man, that guy must like reading a lot.
00:07:57.000 But only when it's light.
00:07:58.000 My friend has a tattoo of glasses, the sun, and a clock.
00:08:02.000 I think he likes to wake up early and read.
00:08:05.000 And he likes to fly.
00:08:08.000 But he is unsuccessful unless he is the manimal.
00:08:11.000 He also has a dead friend who OD'd.
00:08:13.000 It might be that.
00:08:14.000 That's him, yes.
00:08:15.000 Yes.
00:08:17.000 Speaking of dead friends, Patrice O'Neill, the world's friend.
00:08:20.000 Even on Tough Crowd, he would derail whatever Colin was trying to do.
00:08:24.000 He'd make it a funnier show.
00:08:26.000 But he would derail from whatever, you know, Colin had planned.
00:08:30.000 Yeah, that's different from derailing your career, though.
00:08:32.000 That's like kind of punk rock, to sort of wreck the thing and be kooky.
00:08:38.000 To wreck your career, here's my theory.
00:08:43.000 It's a form of insecurity.
00:08:45.000 It's kind of like why lottery winners blow all their money.
00:08:48.000 They don't feel worthy.
00:08:51.000 And I remember my dad said this, I've told you this story before, my dad said this when I was a young age, he said, a lot of people don't get A's because they don't think they deserve an A. And I don't quite understand that, but I do get it in the sense that they sabotage their careers when they get offered this incredible opportunity and they go, uh, eject and just blow it because they can't handle that next level.
00:09:12.000 In fact, you get that with people and kids.
00:09:15.000 Not wanting to get married, not wanting to have a kid.
00:09:18.000 It's like a combination of cowardice and insecurity, where you go, I can't be a dad.
00:09:22.000 That's too crazy. 1.00
00:09:24.000 This sounds very gay. 0.99
00:09:25.000 It is. 0.99
00:09:29.000 It's failure.
00:09:30.000 We had another fun suggestion from the readers.
00:09:33.000 So that wasn't from the readers.
00:09:35.000 Actually, look up that album, Fugazi Instrument.
00:09:40.000 I'm worried now one of my favorite bands has an album that slipped through the gav cracks.
00:09:47.000 The gav cracks.
00:09:48.000 The infamous gav cracks.
00:09:52.000 Oh no.
00:09:53.000 I'm glad it's dark.
00:09:55.000 Fugazi slipped through this.
00:09:57.000 The gav crack. 0.99
00:09:59.000 Welcome back to the gav crack! 1.00
00:10:00.000 A show from my crack, in my crack, about my crack.
00:10:05.000 Oh, it's a documentary?
00:10:07.000 This is getting even juicier.
00:10:10.000 I was surprised, by the way, with that opening song, how good Ian McKay is at singing not screaming.
00:10:20.000 Oh, so it's a documentary and there happens to be a song in it.
00:10:28.000 God, they were kind of tedious sometimes, like, Ian McKay would get mad if the pit had too many men and wasn't perfectly balanced between male and female.
00:10:38.000 Sorry, women don't like to thrash. 1.00
00:10:41.000 Instrument soundtrack.
00:10:42.000 Okay, what's that?
00:10:44.000 What was the song that we opened?
00:10:45.000 I'm So Tired?
00:10:46.000 I'm So Tired.
00:10:47.000 Okay, so that was a track on there.
00:10:48.000 Do you recognize the other songs?
00:10:50.000 No, not one of them.
00:10:51.000 Wow.
00:10:51.000 Let me see here, another one.
00:10:52.000 Pink Frosty?
00:10:53.000 The following is for reference only.
00:11:00.000 Sounds like I let a shitty album slip through the cracks.
00:11:05.000 Do another one. 0.68
00:11:05.000 Let's hop. 0.68
00:11:08.000 We're on!
00:11:19.000 We're rolling! 1.00
00:11:21.000 I think I know why they slipped through my crack, because it's shit. 0.99
00:11:30.000 Okay, I'll research that more later. 0.99
00:11:32.000 It doesn't look like it's anything.
00:11:33.000 And then another... I keep wanting to say reader submission, I guess from my magazine days.
00:11:40.000 Some Scottish dude.
00:11:41.000 Or maybe he's Irish. 0.83
00:11:43.000 No, he's Scottish.
00:11:46.000 Kind of a good folky guy to get drunk to.
00:11:52.000 David Franci, The Broken Heart of Everything.
00:11:55.000 Oh, shoot! 1.00
00:11:57.000 Dude, I forgot this is a live show.
00:12:00.000 Yeah.
00:12:01.000 So you gotta do some reads.
00:12:02.000 We gotta do the reads.
00:12:02.000 This is our Thursday night free show.
00:12:05.000 Oh, folks.
00:12:06.000 If you're watching this for free, you can't see, or you're listening to it, you can't see it.
00:12:12.000 The studio's black.
00:12:15.000 What is going on with the shot here?
00:12:19.000 Okay, things are not going well.
00:12:21.000 We've been having some difficulties.
00:12:22.000 I don't know what the future of this network is, to be honest.
00:12:29.000 We're gonna have some lighting problems, some sound problems.
00:12:31.000 We can't take calls.
00:12:34.000 But the show must go on!
00:12:36.000 How am I... Why am I so close? 0.99
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00:15:06.000 I like Indians in Hong Kong. 1.00
00:15:07.000 They're so apolitical.
00:15:09.000 They're just like, oh, so you're you are a Trump supporter.
00:15:13.000 Yes.
00:15:14.000 Yes.
00:15:14.000 So you must be happy because your president, the one you wanted to win, won.
00:15:19.000 And then when Biden wins, I understand you're disappointed because you do not like Biden. 1.00
00:15:23.000 No, like, fuck you. 1.00
00:15:25.000 They don't have any skin in the game. 1.00
00:15:28.000 You got to be proud of your boys.
00:15:31.000 This show will be very heavy on the viewer mail due to the lack of the phone system in here.
00:15:38.000 OK, it's doing it again.
00:15:40.000 I'm close up.
00:15:43.000 I don't know what the future of this network is, to be honest.
00:15:46.000 What's with my audio, too?
00:15:50.000 Oh, Jesus H. Christ.
00:15:52.000 Dude.
00:15:54.000 How do you feel, Ryan?
00:15:56.000 Confident. 0.97
00:15:56.000 Gay. 0.97
00:15:57.000 Unconfident. 0.68
00:15:58.000 Confident. 0.92
00:15:59.000 Gay. 0.98
00:15:59.000 Unconfident. 0.98
00:16:01.000 CGU.
00:16:02.000 That's his new nickname.
00:16:04.000 That's my university.
00:16:05.000 I graduated with honors.
00:16:06.000 By the way, I forgot to mention last weekend I saw the Mitchells against the machines.
00:16:12.000 I cried six times.
00:16:14.000 Is it cute?
00:16:15.000 Is it cute? 1.00
00:16:16.000 God, you're a faggot. 1.00
00:16:19.000 It's not quote-unquote cute. 1.00
00:16:21.000 It's a very good movie.
00:16:22.000 There's a real heart, tugging at the heartstrings part where, or general theme throughout the movie with the father and his daughter and she's becoming a teen, which I identify with because my daughter's becoming a teen and I feel like I'm losing her a little bit.
00:16:35.000 You know, they're both at that stage, my eldest two kids, with this sort of like, I don't know,
00:16:40.000 Like one time I said, that guy you hang out with, is that a guy or a girl?
00:16:43.000 And she went, what?
00:16:45.000 I said, is that a guy or a girl?
00:16:49.000 What? 1.00
00:16:50.000 I couldn't tell if she was fucking with me or she didn't get my question. 1.00
00:16:53.000 But a lot of like, I don't know. 0.99
00:16:55.000 Well, what'd you do?
00:16:56.000 How was your art class today?
00:16:57.000 Fine.
00:16:58.000 I don't know.
00:17:00.000 So that's the general theme of this movie.
00:17:04.000 And this is him giving up on his cabin in the woods because the family shouldn't be in the middle of nowhere, which I did.
00:17:09.000 I designed my own cabin in the woods.
00:17:11.000 I didn't physically build it, but I designed it myself exactly to my specs.
00:17:15.000 Had a urinal in the basement, open to above in the living room. 0.54
00:17:20.000 Cool, like, old recycled wood kind of bookshelf stuck in the middle of the living room and home theater and all this air hockey and all this cool shit. 0.94
00:17:28.000 But the kids hated it because it was... 0.80
00:17:30.000 A five-mile drive to any other kid.
00:17:37.000 And that's in this movie.
00:17:39.000 And it's pretty conservative.
00:17:41.000 It's very, very pro-family.
00:17:43.000 In fact, in the credits, they show everyone who worked on the movie as a picture with their family.
00:17:51.000 Yeah.
00:17:52.000 I think those are the ones who worked on it.
00:17:54.000 Maybe it's a Hispanic dude and that's why it's so pro-family casted. 1.00
00:17:57.000 They're allowed to get away with it.
00:17:59.000 Yeah, so was the movie In the Heights where, you know, I mentioned the other day.
00:18:03.000 Washington Heights is not great at maintaining a family.
00:18:07.000 Multiple families.
00:18:08.000 You start one over here, you leave that one, you start another one.
00:18:10.000 They're good at starting families, just not great at finishing them.
00:18:15.000 But it's got great action.
00:18:16.000 It's anti-screen.
00:18:19.000 It's kind of radical in that sense, where they say maybe giving people, maybe everyone giving up their personal data for free wasn't such a great idea.
00:18:28.000 It gets you pumped.
00:18:29.000 Wait, play more of it.
00:18:30.000 I could watch it right now.
00:18:32.000 I love the animation, too.
00:18:34.000 It's CGI, but it's not annoying CGI.
00:18:36.000 And they keep doing that thing.
00:18:37.000 It's by the dudes who did Spider-Man the multiverse thing.
00:18:40.000 Oh, yeah.
00:18:41.000 It almost looks like claymation.
00:18:43.000 It almost looks like stop-go animation.
00:18:45.000 I think CGI's finally reached a point where it doesn't annoy you.
00:18:52.000 He's really likable.
00:18:53.000 A real patriarch.
00:18:54.000 He hates technology.
00:18:56.000 He's a big hunter.
00:18:58.000 And they cut to memes and stuff.
00:19:00.000 Really well done.
00:19:01.000 Had a great time.
00:19:03.000 I've... I cried six times.
00:19:07.000 Good cries though, not a faggy cry. 1.00
00:19:08.000 A real man cry. 0.99
00:19:10.000 And I was crying about how much I love my daughter.
00:19:13.000 That's not gay. 0.87
00:19:14.000 No. 0.92
00:19:14.000 That's actually machismo, believe it or not. 0.92
00:19:20.000 The other thing I forgot to talk about was at my local pub, where Joe, the compulsive liar, 0.58
00:19:28.000 Did I talk about this yet?
00:19:30.000 I mean, I have a bunch, but we got a smart TV on the TV and I didn't, did you know this?
00:19:35.000 There's a smart TV, right?
00:19:37.000 In your bar.
00:19:38.000 You go into pictures, you choose a picture, you do the send box, right?
00:19:45.000 In the bottom left.
00:19:47.000 Then you scroll down, copy photo, add to shared item, slideshow.
00:19:50.000 Then there's AirPlay.
00:19:53.000 You click on AirPlay, and it says, which TV?
00:19:56.000 The living room?
00:19:57.000 And you go, yes.
00:19:58.000 A code appears on the bar TV.
00:20:03.000 6961, type that in.
00:20:04.000 It's not 6961, but you get the idea.
00:20:06.000 And now you can resize the photo and everything.
00:20:08.000 You can play videos on the, from your, are you laughing because everyone knows this?
00:20:14.000 Yeah, why not?
00:20:15.000 Of course I know that.
00:20:17.000 It hadn't occurred to me to prank.
00:20:19.000 No, you can resize.
00:20:20.000 So I put up pictures. 0.99
00:20:22.000 He has Crohn's disease and he's been shitting a lot. 0.99
00:20:25.000 Right. 1.00
00:20:25.000 And he's also a compulsive liar. 1.00
00:20:27.000 So he denies he's been shitting a lot. 1.00
00:20:29.000 So we have photographic evidence of actual shit stains on his pants, shit he's left in the bathroom. 0.99
00:20:34.000 We've shown them on the show, right? 0.99
00:20:36.000 There's one in particular that I have stared at for about two days.
00:20:40.000 I suggest people take it with them on a road trip and try to figure it out.
00:20:43.000 It's like, what's that, Sudoku?
00:20:47.000 It's like the hardest Sudoku puzzle you could ever imagine. 1.00
00:20:51.000 Did you ever tell them, I don't know how much, I don't know where more shit comes out of your ass or your mouth, Joe. 1.00
00:20:56.000 You ever say that? 1.00
00:20:58.000 But funnier?
00:20:58.000 Punch it up?
00:20:59.000 You can't be funny with him. 1.00
00:21:00.000 He's too stupid. 1.00
00:21:02.000 I secretly write the word faggot on the fireball. 1.00
00:21:06.000 And then I go, give me a fireball, faggot, to the bartender. 1.00
00:21:09.000 And then if it's a new guy or whatever, he goes, what? 1.00
00:21:12.000 And I go, that's what it's called.
00:21:14.000 It's right there.
00:21:14.000 I show him the bottle and go, what did you think?
00:21:17.000 So he, I think, thinks that's funny.
00:21:19.000 So then when I come in, he gives me the marker for some reason.
00:21:23.000 And he writes it himself. 1.00
00:21:24.000 And then he goes, he'll also say, hey, you want a faggot, faggot? 1.00
00:21:28.000 I'm like, Joe, that's not the joke. 1.00
00:21:31.000 That takes all the fun away.
00:21:32.000 So he lied about being a Marine, lied about EMT, lied about being a safety inspector, and so our buddy Matt goes in there and says he accepted a $100 tip on Memorial Day weekend.
00:21:51.000 As a Marine.
00:21:52.000 Now, I know what you're saying. 1.00
00:21:53.000 Gavin, where the fuck were you? 0.99
00:21:54.000 Why didn't you take him out? 1.00
00:21:55.000 I was not there.
00:21:56.000 I found out about it later.
00:21:58.000 But so did Matt.
00:21:59.000 He ran over there and he's like, Alright, this is what you're gonna do.
00:22:02.000 You're gonna get up here, stand up, and announce to the bar, repeat after me, I'm not a Marine!
00:22:08.000 I'm not a Marine.
00:22:11.000 I was never a Marine!
00:22:12.000 I was never a Marine.
00:22:14.000 I was never in the military!
00:22:15.000 I was never in the military.
00:22:18.000 I was never an EMT!
00:22:20.000 I was never an EMT.
00:22:21.000 I was never a safety inspector!
00:22:23.000 I worked with... No.
00:22:24.000 No.
00:22:24.000 You were never a safety... I was never a safety inspector, okay?
00:22:28.000 God.
00:22:29.000 Now you're lucky you got away with that.
00:22:31.000 Lying about being a Marine, first of all, I believe it's a felony. 0.98
00:22:34.000 But a lot of these people at the spa, they were either vets or they were, their family are still in the military and you're fucking taking a hundred dollar tip on Memorial Day weekend? 0.99
00:22:46.000 Literally, how dare you? 0.99
00:22:48.000 How dare you?
00:22:52.000 So then his jig is up, right?
00:22:53.000 And he's not doing it anymore. 1.00
00:22:56.000 Now he just shits. 1.00
00:22:58.000 Chits himself. 0.99
00:23:00.000 And so he says the other day to this guy, Jose, he goes, so good news, I'm seeing a therapist about the lying thing.
00:23:08.000 And he goes, really?
00:23:10.000 Yeah, yeah, you guys are right.
00:23:11.000 It was getting out of hand and I gotta stop.
00:23:13.000 So I'm seeing a therapist now.
00:23:15.000 Guess what Jose said?
00:23:16.000 What?
00:23:18.000 You're lying.
00:23:18.000 Exactly.
00:23:20.000 You're here from 9 a.m.
00:23:21.000 till 11 p.m.
00:23:22.000 When does your therapist work?
00:23:23.000 Midnight?
00:23:25.000 She's a blue-collar therapist on the night shift? 0.91
00:23:28.000 Emergency services therapist?
00:23:29.000 Doing the night shift therapy for all the construction dudes.
00:23:34.000 What?
00:23:35.000 So he lied about lie therapy.
00:23:42.000 Is that a good one or what?
00:23:44.000 Wow.
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00:25:44.000 We have tactical walls coming up before we leave you and go behind the paywall and answer some... answer some emails, some letters.
00:25:55.000 We have a ton. 0.86
00:25:56.000 And don't worry, I've gone through them all, so they're all high quality garbage.
00:26:01.000 But before we do that, I wanted to have a brief look at the war on cops and I think this would be a good intro to Tactical Walls because they are all about self-defense and we are at the point now, and I talk to cops on a regular basis, city cops, retired cops, Bronx cops, they're all exactly the same as far as what they think has happened to the job.
00:26:22.000 The job is dead.
00:26:25.000 They don't go to things.
00:26:26.000 They don't go to calls.
00:26:28.000 They have been told that they're defunded.
00:26:30.000 I told you the other day that they're now adding certain banned maneuvers like knee on the back, the choke hold, any of this stuff.
00:26:39.000 That's now not just banned, but illegal.
00:26:41.000 So if you do it during an arrest, you're now liable.
00:26:44.000 You're no longer indemnified.
00:26:46.000 You can be sued, your personal bank account empty. 0.99
00:26:48.000 Even if it's the most bullshit suit ever, you have to use your lawyer, your money to fight it. 0.99
00:26:55.000 So why bother? 0.98
00:26:57.000 You know, if you're courting a girl and she makes it crystal clear she has no interest in you, you stop courting. 1.00
00:27:06.000 You don't want to fuck me? 1.00
00:27:06.000 You turn around and walk away! 1.00
00:27:08.000 I don't want to fuck you. 1.00
00:27:10.000 And basically the police in New York, I can't speak to your town, but they're saying, we don't want to fuck with you. 1.00
00:27:16.000 We're done. 0.99
00:27:17.000 Fine.
00:27:17.000 Try it your way for a little bit.
00:27:20.000 And not only have they said like, we don't like cops, they've said we're punishing cops if they do their job.
00:27:25.000 So it's not like it's their opinion, where they go, I'm gonna try not doing my job.
00:27:30.000 You made it impossible for them to do their job.
00:27:32.000 And taking their money away.
00:27:34.000 Dude, in Mount Vernon, where Larry Barnes is from, about 40 minutes north of New York City, the cops don't have money to put gas in their cars.
00:27:44.000 Mount Vernon is like Zimbabwe. 1.00
00:27:47.000 They eat the poopoo in Mount Vernon. 0.52
00:27:51.000 And this one is eating the poopoo all over the place.
00:27:53.000 I love that accent.
00:27:55.000 And this one is eating the bubo all over the place.
00:27:58.000 I love it.
00:28:00.000 African, Jamaican, Scottish.
00:28:03.000 I could listen to those accents.
00:28:05.000 Italian's pretty good.
00:28:06.000 I like Australian.
00:28:08.000 Australian, yeah.
00:28:09.000 I like it.
00:28:09.000 It's pretty fun.
00:28:10.000 But if you're fucking a girl and she's like, oh yeah, your cock is gorgeous. 1.00
00:28:14.000 That would stink. 1.00
00:28:15.000 Yeah, you don't want that accent. 1.00
00:28:16.000 Your cock is proper fit or whatnot. 0.99
00:28:18.000 Yeah, that's the same as, that's bugged out, right? 1.00
00:28:21.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:28:23.000 Oh! 0.60
00:28:26.000 So I wanted to have a brief look at the War on Cops.
00:28:28.000 We don't have a bumper for the War on Cops.
00:28:30.000 If someone could make one.
00:28:33.000 Oh, it's doing it again?
00:28:33.000 I got it.
00:28:37.000 Maintain.
00:28:38.000 I'm going to maintain.
00:28:40.000 Let's just get right back into it.
00:28:42.000 Without further to do, the War on Cops. 1.00
00:28:49.000 Look at the shit they have to deal with. 0.99
00:28:50.000 This is really long so I'll have to skip through it. 1.00
00:28:56.000 But he's got a gun in his hand!
00:28:57.000 Don't pursue him.
00:28:58.000 I know... 1.00
00:29:19.000 Captains or lieutenants or whatever they're called who have told their rookies, the new guys, if you do shit like this and you go do police work, I'm gonna kick your ass. 1.00
00:29:26.000 We don't need this tension at the station. 1.00
00:29:29.000 Don't be a good cop.
00:29:31.000 Don't be a cop is really what they're saying to the new kids.
00:29:37.000 We're gonna lose this whole back bookshelf, too.
00:29:40.000 Say goodbye to that.
00:29:41.000 Ooh, that should be a good thing we show on the TVs.
00:29:43.000 A picture of the back.
00:29:44.000 Nice! 0.94
00:29:45.000 Nice! 0.94
00:29:47.000 That's a good job, man.
00:29:51.000 So we gotta skip a little bit?
00:29:53.000 Yeah, they go for a walk with him.
00:29:59.000 They're walking around with him.
00:30:00.000 Dude, stop!
00:30:01.000 Put your hands up!
00:30:11.000 Should've just done that from the beginning.
00:30:14.000 Hey, you with the gun! 0.98
00:30:16.000 Put the gun down! 0.99
00:30:16.000 No, okay. 0.99
00:30:19.000 Next.
00:30:24.000 So there's a cop down back there. 1.00
00:30:29.000 Why didn't you put the- I would be like, why didn't you put the fucking gun down? 1.00
00:30:32.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:30:34.000 What were you thinking?
00:30:42.000 So they have to arrest the guy now.
00:30:46.000 Why's he got black gloves on? 1.00
00:30:47.000 Is he fucking crazy? 1.00
00:30:49.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:30:51.000 And then there's another cop over there.
00:30:52.000 He's saying, where were you hit?
00:30:53.000 Where were you hit?
00:30:55.000 Look at this.
00:30:57.000 See that?
00:30:58.000 Wait, go back.
00:30:59.000 You see how instantaneous it is?
00:31:02.000 Like, go back.
00:31:03.000 It's like, how many frames is that?
00:31:04.000 Can you go frame by frame?
00:31:06.000 Okay, let's do frame by... Stop.
00:31:09.000 Frame by frame.
00:31:11.000 So let's say here.
00:31:12.000 Yeah, let's see here.
00:31:12.000 In the pocket.
00:31:13.000 Yep.
00:31:13.000 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
00:31:18.000 And look, he puts his hand over it.
00:31:23.000 And like 18 frames, like 20 frames.
00:31:25.000 And it's 27 frames a second, right?
00:31:27.000 At least it is with animation.
00:31:28.000 24, it could be 30 or 60 for here.
00:31:31.000 So this could be really a fraction of a second.
00:31:33.000 We're not doing very good math, but we're talking about a tenth of a second, maybe.
00:31:37.000 You have to react.
00:31:39.000 Yeah, that's it right there.
00:31:42.000 And that guy didn't get shot.
00:31:45.000 Ready and... That's how long.
00:31:48.000 And then I think the guy with the body cam gets shot.
00:31:50.000 No, they both got shot, that's it.
00:31:52.000 But this was... In the vest or something?
00:31:54.000 Let's see it.
00:31:57.000 Go.
00:32:01.000 That's the other thing too, when they go, the victim had 50 bullets in him, the cops were just laughing, standing over him, shooting.
00:32:06.000 That's how many bullets you see in one second.
00:32:15.000 Anyway, you're not hearing a dying cop, you're hearing an injured cop.
00:32:19.000 They went to the hospital and they left.
00:32:22.000 And of course, with the perp, I know you're wondering what happened to him.
00:32:27.000 I looked into it, who cares?
00:32:31.000 I saw this article in the New York Times.
00:32:35.000 Grey lady down. 1.00
00:32:37.000 By the way, a lot of cops hate body cams.
00:32:39.000 You think, well, that vindicates you.
00:32:41.000 No, because the media will take the worst clip from the body cam and then that's what goes viral. 0.99
00:32:47.000 And now they're showing up at your house ready to kill you.
00:32:49.000 Oh, I haven't seen that angle. 1.00
00:33:02.000 What a fucking job, huh? 0.99
00:33:06.000 I would be in depends. 1.00
00:33:11.000 Any job, military, cop, any job where I could be shot at, I would be constantly pooping. 0.90
00:33:16.000 I poop... Oh look, he's got blood on it. 0.79
00:33:19.000 I guess he got shot in the hand. 0.92
00:33:20.000 I'm shitting my pants when I spar with friends who have agreed not to hit me too hard.
00:33:26.000 That makes me nervous. 0.99
00:33:34.000 Pussy, I think is the term. 1.00
00:33:35.000 That's the street vernacular. 1.00
00:33:38.000 Look, he keeps going from white to black, black to white. 0.98
00:33:42.000 Is he telling him to die? 1.00
00:33:43.000 Oh, the perp is yelling die. 1.00
00:33:46.000 Yeah.
00:33:51.000 That's nice.
00:33:55.000 It's over here!
00:33:57.000 It's over here!
00:33:58.000 That's a rude thing to say.
00:34:02.000 Look at this horrible stat that the New York Times is really worried about.
00:34:06.000 48 black women killed by police in just 6 years.
00:34:11.000 So that's what?
00:34:13.000 8 times 6? 1.00
00:34:15.000 Wait, no, you dumbass, you just ruined the whole fucking thing. 1.00
00:34:18.000 3-0. 1.00
00:34:26.000 48 black women killed by the police since 2015.
00:34:29.000 So that's six years, right?
00:34:31.000 Eight times six is 48, I believe.
00:34:36.000 So eight a year.
00:34:38.000 And they say only two charges.
00:34:41.000 Yeah, what were the cases?
00:34:43.000 Here, go to a TOR thing.
00:34:46.000 Being brave, I find that kind of works.
00:34:48.000 I think what happened is my... I killed my credit card, so all my subscriptions are out.
00:34:53.000 I highly recommend you do that.
00:34:55.000 But once a year, throw your credit card away. 0.99
00:34:58.000 And then you get all this shit like... Premium YouTube, which you never used. 0.97
00:35:02.000 Of course, you stay with censored.tv.
00:35:05.000 Don't get crazy now!
00:35:07.000 We're here to deliver sanity into your life. 1.00
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00:35:11.000 Don't do nothing stupid! 1.00
00:35:14.000 Trust me, if you get rid of censored.tv, your sanity will start chipping away. 0.99
00:35:18.000 I'm the only thing keeping you alive right now, keeping you out of the Bellevue loony bin, because I am like you and I'm totally rational about things.
00:35:29.000 And when I see this, I go, okay, I'm not taking that at face value.
00:35:33.000 What's the math?
00:35:34.000 What were they doing?
00:35:36.000 Eight a year out of how many millions of interactions with police and how many of them were charging at police?
00:35:44.000 How many of them had a knife?
00:35:45.000 How many of them were trying to kill a cop with a gun? 1.00
00:35:48.000 How many of them were refusing to cooperate and screaming their fucking heads off? 1.00
00:35:51.000 Of course it's done by a child. 1.00
00:35:53.000 Like, go up to the author.
00:35:54.000 Always check the author, boys.
00:35:57.000 What's happening?
00:35:58.000 Are you in a, uh... I'm still in Cog Negro, but it's... It doesn't care about me anymore. 1.00
00:36:02.000 It found you out.
00:36:03.000 Anyway, it's written by some child, some little kid, who's, like, just graduated from school with a monobrow, but has an ethnic name, so it checks off that affirmative action box.
00:36:14.000 And she goes off about just focusing on how few police have been charged with the 48 women who have been killed by police.
00:36:22.000 Doesn't get into the case, and whether they were innocent or not, just...
00:36:26.000 Breonna Taylor.
00:36:27.000 They weren't prosecuted.
00:36:29.000 Wait a minute, they were prosecuted with Breonna Taylor, weren't they?
00:36:31.000 Even though he was innocent.
00:36:33.000 Look at her, Allison Hardisani Gupta. 0.92
00:36:36.000 I have a Hardisani.
00:36:38.000 I put it in the freezer.
00:36:39.000 The system that killed Breonna Taylor.
00:36:41.000 The system that killed Breonna Taylor was drugs. 0.88
00:36:45.000 There she is.
00:36:46.000 Hello, I'm going to tell you the news today.
00:36:48.000 A babysitter.
00:36:49.000 Okay, so let's say that's 8 a year.
00:36:52.000 Let's just for fun pretend that they were innocent black women who were just going to get groceries, right? 1.00
00:36:57.000 Out of 331 million people, obviously any innocent life lost is terrible, but that's 8 innocent black women killed a year.
00:37:05.000 Now let's jump to the number of cops killed here.
00:37:10.000 Number of police officers shot this year reaches 128!
00:37:15.000 Union says defund movement is a factor.
00:37:18.000 That's in the past six months.
00:37:21.000 Now, I know you say, well, how many of them died?
00:37:23.000 A, they're wearing bulletproof vests.
00:37:26.000 B, their job is to not get shot.
00:37:28.000 So when you hear about cops getting shot and not dying, it's not because they just had good luck.
00:37:35.000 This is their job.
00:37:36.000 Their job is avoiding it.
00:37:37.000 So I think the number of cops being shot is much more relevant in the case of cops than with others.
00:37:46.000 128 shot in six months.
00:37:48.000 Eight women killed a year in America. 0.98
00:37:53.000 Black women. 1.00
00:37:54.000 Who deserves a movement?
00:37:57.000 Who has the numbers behind them?
00:37:59.000 Black Lives Matter or Blue Lives Matter? 0.72
00:38:01.000 Clearly it's Blue Lives Matter. 1.00
00:38:02.000 Can we stop with the fucking fashion, please? 0.98
00:38:06.000 Anyway, if you care about this, there's a Law Enforcement Loyalty Pack 3-2. 0.97
00:38:12.000 What's the actual URL, Ryan?
00:38:15.000 It is Anna.anedot.com slash Law Enforcement Loyalty Pack.
00:38:22.000 I think if you just Google Law Enforcement Loyalty Pack, you'll end up there.
00:38:25.000 And what does the little card say? 0.79
00:38:27.000 These cowards don't care about the real people they are hurting. 0.96
00:38:29.000 They don't care, but I do. 0.96
00:38:31.000 And I hope you do as well.
00:38:33.000 I'm a former cop and I'm working with Law Enforcement Loyalty Pack.
00:38:35.000 I need to know if you were standing with us.
00:38:39.000 No parades for that kid.
00:38:41.000 No one knows his name.
00:38:43.000 Lost a father.
00:38:45.000 Or a mother, likely a father.
00:38:48.000 Let's see A World Without Cops, just to end this segment. 0.51
00:38:55.000 Here we are.
00:38:55.000 So this is San Francisco, one of the progenitors of the Defund the Police movement.
00:39:00.000 Let's see how that's working out for you, San Francisco.
00:39:03.000 Guys in there, for those of you just listening to the audio, he brought an empty garbage bag.
00:39:08.000 It's not a small one, too.
00:39:09.000 It's a contractor bag.
00:39:11.000 Or one of those big, huge, black kitchen bags.
00:39:15.000 Um, and he's just loading it up!
00:39:17.000 With beauty products, which he's probably, I guess, gonna sell.
00:39:21.000 And there's the security guard, who seems to be... female Dominican? 0.99
00:39:27.000 The community can police itself, so let's see that in action.
00:39:30.000 Yeah, let's see the community police itself. 0.99
00:39:31.000 What the fuck is that noise? 1.00
00:39:35.000 Oh my god, not again, not again, not-a-fuck-again! 1.00
00:39:39.000 Look at this. 1.00
00:39:40.000 And look at this half-assed attempt.
00:39:41.000 Hey, I want that.
00:39:44.000 It doesn't do anything.
00:39:46.000 It did make the cameraman shittier.
00:39:47.000 All the security guard did was move it from the top of his bike to the side of his bike.
00:39:53.000 Yeah.
00:39:54.000 I gotta see that again.
00:39:56.000 He made the camera angle a little shittier.
00:40:00.000 So he actually helped the perp.
00:40:02.000 Because the closest he could have been to identifying him.
00:40:05.000 Thanks for filming it, security guard.
00:40:05.000 He's filming it.
00:40:07.000 Look, the Karen is doing more work than the security guard. 0.70
00:40:10.000 Can't you tackle him?
00:40:16.000 And that's free stuff from Walgreens, San Francisco.
00:40:20.000 Bye!
00:40:21.000 When junkies are sick, they have... They'll shoot their mother right in the face. 1.00
00:40:25.000 Does this help? 1.00
00:40:26.000 Will this get me smacked?
00:40:27.000 Bye, mom.
00:40:29.000 So, unless you have serious law and order, and you physically stop them from stealing, they're gonna be stealing.
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00:42:27.000 Oh, we have the final video.
00:42:29.000 We don't usually do this on the live show, but let's do it anyway today.
00:42:32.000 Let's do the final video.
00:42:33.000 I want to show you this brutal attack in a world without cops, where people just are taking care of the person they've wanted to shoot for a long time.
00:42:58.000 Now, infrared light is weird.
00:43:00.000 These night lights distort the races.
00:43:02.000 I can't really tell if we're looking at whites, Hispanics, or blacks.
00:43:06.000 I think they're white.
00:43:09.000 We're usually showing African-American BIPOCs shooting each other, but this appears to be those not from the, well, from the Caucus Mountains, which are nowhere near India, by the way. 0.92
00:43:18.000 I don't know who told you that.
00:43:21.000 Yeah, those are white people, right?
00:43:23.000 Yes.
00:43:24.000 And you can tell, but are they Hispanic?
00:43:26.000 Maybe.
00:43:28.000 I don't think so.
00:43:31.000 I don't see a lot of blondes. 1.00
00:43:33.000 Hmm.
00:43:33.000 But the clothes seem very collegey.
00:43:36.000 Yeah. 0.98
00:43:37.000 Maybe even white trashy. 1.00
00:43:38.000 Wiggers. 1.00
00:43:39.000 Is there anything in the comments to say where this is?
00:43:45.000 Not a lot of comments for such a wild video.
00:43:48.000 I've seen this.
00:43:49.000 Mob and shiz. 0.93
00:43:50.000 So I thought you mute mob and shiz because you get depressed by all the ghetto action. 0.93
00:43:55.000 No, I don't.
00:43:56.000 On the new one, I leave it rock.
00:43:59.000 My wife said, why do you look at that stuff?
00:44:00.000 And I go, I don't know.
00:44:02.000 I guess I'm developing a thicker skin. 0.91
00:44:04.000 Did you see the one I sent you with the woman's butt implant? 1.00
00:44:08.000 Yes. 0.94
00:44:11.000 So this is not safe for work for anybody, realizing.
00:44:13.000 Yeah, we're about to watch a person be murdered.
00:44:15.000 Okay.
00:44:21.000 Yeah.
00:44:22.000 Bang, bang, bang. 0.89
00:44:23.000 I think that might be the bouncer.
00:44:26.000 Oh, really?
00:44:28.000 Look, and then they come back for him.
00:44:32.000 That's odd.
00:44:33.000 All right, so he's got some hype sneakers on.
00:44:35.000 This one I don't get. 0.62
00:44:35.000 Now look at the fat guy. 0.62
00:44:39.000 He appears to be black, actually. 0.99
00:44:42.000 I think he might be a black bouncer. 0.91
00:44:44.000 He's dressed well, right?
00:44:45.000 And the rest of them are dressed like whatever kids.
00:44:49.000 Maybe it was a black bouncer. 1.00
00:44:50.000 He told them to go fuck themselves, they're losers. 1.00
00:44:52.000 And then they went and got a gun and decided to kill him. 1.00
00:44:54.000 And ruin their lives in the process.
00:44:56.000 He's got three unreflective sneakers, like hype sneakers.
00:45:00.000 I don't think that's relevant.
00:45:01.000 Why are you bringing that up?
00:45:02.000 Wigger or college kid? 0.78
00:45:06.000 Oh, you mean that kid, the shooter? 0.98
00:45:07.000 The shooter.
00:45:08.000 Look at the girl at the beginning, though.
00:45:10.000 She's just like, hey, what are you doing with that gun? 0.77
00:45:12.000 Put that away, you guys.
00:45:14.000 And then this fatso wanders out. 1.00
00:45:16.000 Dudes, what are you doing?
00:45:18.000 You shouldn't kill people.
00:45:22.000 Oh, I guess she doesn't know they have a gun.
00:45:25.000 Look, people are still sort of sticking around. 0.88
00:45:28.000 And that fat guy, I can't get over him!
00:45:30.000 Hey dude, he just moved his leg. 1.00
00:45:33.000 That's kind of fucked up, just for the record. 0.98
00:45:36.000 Isn't that weird? 0.99
00:45:37.000 And when he goes in to shoot him again, yeah, he just moves his foot.
00:45:40.000 He's like, oh, I'm sorry, I'm in your way.
00:45:41.000 People getting shot.
00:45:43.000 I'm good.
00:45:43.000 Yeah, I don't like him either, man.
00:45:45.000 I shouldn't have killed that guy.
00:45:46.000 You know, that's illegal, right?
00:45:48.000 Here you go.
00:45:48.000 Look at, look at the leg.
00:45:49.000 The fat man's foot. 0.77
00:45:51.000 Oh, I'm sorry. 0.97
00:45:51.000 Oh, I should move my foot out of the way if you're gonna keep shooting. 0.97
00:45:53.000 There you go.
00:45:54.000 Yeah, you've done it, so.
00:45:55.000 And he's talking with his oversized Mountain Dew King Can.
00:45:58.000 I'd kill to know what he's saying.
00:46:02.000 That is surreal.
00:46:02.000 We're never going to be the same again.
00:46:04.000 No, that's fucked. 0.99
00:46:05.000 Alright, now we're going behind the paywall. 0.99
00:46:07.000 I'm sorry we can't take calls. 0.95
00:46:12.000 You know, I already am so dumb and concussed that someone stole our garden hose. 0.99
00:46:19.000 Damn. 1.00
00:46:19.000 And I was like, son of a bitch. 1.00
00:46:21.000 I don't know why it made me so mad. 1.00
00:46:23.000 Because our garden hose is... What?
00:46:25.000 The tape?
00:46:26.000 Our garden hose is way back.
00:46:28.000 You know, like, by the house.
00:46:29.000 This isn't the front lawn.
00:46:30.000 So that means they really entered your place. 0.99
00:46:32.000 The balls to really go in there. 1.00
00:46:34.000 So, like, you cocksucker! 1.00
00:46:37.000 I'm determined to catch the guy. 1.00
00:46:39.000 I'm going back through my cameras, and I realize, shit, this happened, like, two weeks ago! 0.97
00:46:44.000 Now I go back, I'm not gonna tell you how long, but a long ass time, so I'm not that worried about it, but how did I miss this? 0.99
00:46:50.000 And I'm scrolling, and I'm scrolling, and then I find a fucker. 0.98
00:46:57.000 His name is me. 0.99
00:47:00.000 Oh no.
00:47:01.000 I removed it, it was hanging over the fence, we had some people over, we were having a nice party, and it just looked ugly and dirty, so I unscrewed it and threw it in the garage at the back.
00:47:10.000 Oh my god. 0.99
00:47:11.000 And I'm like, I got the son of a bitch. 1.00
00:47:14.000 Is that Donald Sutherland with AIDS? 1.00
00:47:17.000 Did Kiefer Sutherland lose his job? 0.92
00:47:20.000 Is Wilford Brimley anorexic?
00:47:23.000 That's me!
00:47:26.000 Anyway, folks.
00:47:26.000 What are you going to do to yourself?
00:47:29.000 To punish yourself? 1.00
00:47:30.000 I'm going to hit my foreskin against a cutting block with a ball-peen hammer. 1.00
00:47:34.000 Eww. 0.99
00:47:35.000 Well, I've got to make sure it doesn't happen again.
00:47:37.000 Can I watch?
00:47:38.000 Yeah, you can watch.
00:47:39.000 We're going to do it on the show.
00:47:40.000 Nice.
00:47:42.000 So, yeah.
00:47:45.000 What is going on with the... Oh, so don't hang up.
00:47:50.000 Well, we're not taking calls, but don't leave if you are paying for this service.
00:47:54.000 We're about to go behind the paywall.
00:47:56.000 As far as the freeloaders, goodbye, but in the interim, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
00:48:18.000 This time I've lost my own return In spite of everything I've learned