Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #104: MUMFORD & SONS

00:00:18.000 Oh, live from New York.

00:00:21.000 It's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGuinness.

00:00:35.000 Weep for yourself, my man.

00:00:37.000 You'll never be what is in your heart.

00:00:42.000 Weep, little lion man.

00:00:44.000 You're not as brave as you were at the start.

00:00:52.000 Mumford and Son.

00:00:59.000 Hello, how are you?

00:01:01.000 Welcome to GOML Live.

00:01:03.000 Get off my lawn live. 0.50

00:01:05.000 We're here.

00:01:06.000 I need the reads for the ads.

00:01:11.000 No.

00:01:13.000 No, it's not, Richard.

00:01:15.000 You got something wrong again. 0.95

00:01:16.000 Can we lose this dumb shelf, please? 0.98

00:01:20.000 That was the old us. 0.96

00:01:23.000 We got a letter.

00:01:24.000 They said someone said, doesn't Ryan look around the studio and go, couldn't you have just given me a raise?

00:01:31.000 I could have had a thousand bucks. 0.99

00:01:33.000 Which is a weird, dumb mentality. 0.98

00:01:35.000 Wait, I didn't even get what that meant. 0.99

00:01:37.000 What?

00:01:38.000 Like, I look around at all the stuff and said, couldn't this just have been a raise?

00:01:42.000 Dude, what's with your audio, genius?

00:01:45.000 What I'm coming through, right?

00:01:46.000 First of all, I told you, I don't need a mic from you.

00:01:49.000 You're right there.

00:01:51.000 So you're reverberating.

00:01:53.000 Hello.

00:01:54.000 Still?

00:01:55.000 Yeah.

00:01:59.000 Sorry, folks.

00:02:00.000 My collar has to be adjusted.

00:02:02.000 A little rushed here.

00:02:03.000 My son, my youngest boy, has quit boxing.

00:02:06.000 Him and his friend, CJ, don't like it.

00:02:10.000 They like baseball.

00:02:11.000 There's more variety, they said.

00:02:13.000 And I agree.

00:02:14.000 I'm hearing myself come through the speaker here, which is annoying.

00:02:19.000 Weren't you here all day today?

00:02:23.000 And why are you dressed like a lifeguard?

00:02:28.000 But seriously, why am I hearing myself come out of that speaker?

00:02:32.000 It's really irritating.

00:02:33.000 We were testing a lot of things, frankly, last night.

00:02:36.000 Okay, so maybe don't test things right before we have a live show.

00:02:41.000 And as far as the background, I don't know, show Mumford and Sons.

00:02:44.000 Continue the video.

00:02:46.000 Like, your job, Ryan, now that we have this screen, is to be an artist.

00:02:51.000 I like that.

00:02:52.000 To paint a picture.

00:02:53.000 So what we're doing now is after, like, when we're in the mailbag, I'll have the mailbag frame there when we do the final video.

00:02:59.000 Well, I actually have a fun contest to announce.

00:03:03.000 But I don't want to get to that yet.

00:03:04.000 I want to focus on Mumford and Sons.

00:03:07.000 So let's play a little more of that video.

00:03:09.000 Put it behind me.

00:03:11.000 By the way, I will lower these.

00:03:13.000 I put a thing there now so you don't have to see it.

00:03:15.000 I'm sorry that you had to look at the TV stand. 1.00

00:03:18.000 You fucking homosexuals. 1.00

00:03:25.000 Before we start the show, though, I'd like to thank Tactical Walls for supporting our show. 1.00

00:03:30.000 I want to get them to do the sort of entrance to our new studio.

00:03:34.000 That would be fun.

00:03:35.000 And we could have a bunch of stuff there.

00:03:37.000 Like a gun, and the legal gun here in the South Bronx.

00:03:43.000 A baseball bat, machete.

00:03:45.000 It's funny when it comes to home invasions in New York, maybe it's not this way.

00:03:48.000 Che vu.

00:03:50.000 What's going on with that cord with the camera?

00:03:55.000 The super wide.

00:03:57.000 What's up with it?

00:03:58.000 It's been messed with.

00:04:01.000 Wait, you're not coming through a line?

00:04:02.000 What do you mean I'm not coming through?

00:04:05.000 No, I'm not coming through in the speakers.

00:04:06.000 What's with that cord?

00:04:11.000 Okay, well adjust the chord accordingly.

00:04:20.000 Yeah.

00:04:24.000 Maybe move it forward?

00:04:27.000 Sorry, folks, you're not even seeing what we're talking about. 0.99

00:04:29.000 But I don't mind that he's a hoarder and he fucks up his own fag zone. 0.99

00:04:35.000 But when he gets involved in my studio and every time I come back, there's another major problem. 0.99

00:04:40.000 I get annoyed.

00:04:44.000 All right.

00:04:44.000 We'll worry about it another day.

00:04:49.000 So I want to, with home invasions, with any kind of invasion in New York, there's this sort of degrees.

00:04:54.000 Like if it's Karens just coming to the house to like yell at your house and have a seance for Trump, you blast them with a hose. 0.98

00:05:03.000 If it's miscreants, vandals that want to throw eggs, you shoot them with the BB gun. 0.99

00:05:10.000 If it's someone getting near the house in a threatening way, you bring out the machete, you chop their arm off. 0.99

00:05:16.000 And then if anyone, of course, breaches the actual property line, gets near your front door or pushes on your front door, you blow their head off with a shotgun.

00:05:26.000 So you don't bring out a shotgun when some Karens want to have a protest outside your door. 1.00

00:05:31.000 That's cleanest wood shit. 0.99

00:05:33.000 That's get off my lawn stuff. 0.99

00:05:34.000 That's a little intense for me personally.

00:05:37.000 So the same with the office.

00:05:38.000 We want to have a variety of things.

00:05:40.000 So anyway, I was hoping Tactical Walls could help us build a thing with like baseball bat, my motorcycle helmets.

00:05:46.000 When I come in, I put those there.

00:05:48.000 Coat rack.

00:05:49.000 It's not all military weapons that they build stuff for.

00:05:54.000 Can you pull up Tactical Walls?

00:05:56.000 We're actually doing a Tactical Walls ad right now.

00:06:01.000 But they are the pros at the Mod Wall.

00:06:06.000 And you can see Ryan's various applications he uses on his computer there.

00:06:12.000 If you are lucky enough to live in a gun-friendly zone and you have a bunch of guns, I'd like you to know that as New Yorkers, we are green with envy. 0.99

00:06:21.000 We can't believe you lucky bastards get away with that. 1.00

00:06:24.000 I have that. 1.00

00:06:25.000 I have the top locking shelf.

00:06:27.000 You know how many guns I have in it?

00:06:29.000 None.

00:06:30.000 I have two cans of bud and three mini bottles of makers.

00:06:35.000 That's about the only contraband we're allowed here in New York.

00:06:37.000 I love this, the issue box.

00:06:39.000 It's a tissue box with a gun in it.

00:06:42.000 Fantastic stuff.

00:06:43.000 And if you go to tacticalwalls.com right now and you use the promo code Gavin, you get 20% off all orders.

00:06:51.000 Oh, the AC's on.

00:06:53.000 Can you hear that through your headphones?

00:06:56.000 Now you'll say no.

00:06:58.000 This is classic Ryan.

00:06:59.000 You'll say no, and then people will write in and go, I couldn't hear you. 0.99

00:07:03.000 What the fuck was that humming sound? 0.97

00:07:05.000 Yeah, when I crunched the headphones in my ears, I could absolutely hear it low, but there. 0.99

00:07:10.000 Okay.

00:07:10.000 Well, that's not good.

00:07:11.000 We should get that off.

00:07:12.000 I'm actually wearing a Nita Fashions linen suit and linen shirt.

00:07:18.000 Look at that.

00:07:20.000 I'll never forget.

00:07:20.000 I think it was Roger Stone's trial.

00:07:22.000 I was wearing a linen suit. 0.99

00:07:24.000 Go back to Mumford and Sons shithead. 0.99

00:07:28.000 Not Nita Fashions. 0.99

00:07:29.000 I was walking towards him.

00:07:31.000 So this was like October, I guess, when Stone was on trial.

00:07:34.000 I forget exactly when, but it was not warmout.

00:07:37.000 And I was wearing this suit, I believe.

00:07:39.000 And Milo was staring at me going.

00:07:43.000 And I was like, is there an issue?

00:07:47.000 What's going on?

00:07:47.000 What's the problem?

00:07:48.000 And he goes, it's a little bit late in the year for linen, is it not?

00:07:54.000 He was saying it not in a jokey way, like a concerned way.

00:07:58.000 It's sort of like Fleckis when I said to him, you seem like a Mets fan, a New Yorker.

00:08:02.000 Like, why don't you like the Mets?

00:08:04.000 You're from New York.

00:08:06.000 And he's not kidding, not being mean or trying to be funny.

00:08:10.000 He went, I mean, and he's trying to work it out on his own.

00:08:14.000 He's like, I mean, I'm not a retard and I'm not a Jew, so I don't know.

00:08:20.000 It never occurred to me.

00:08:23.000 What are you doing right now?

00:08:25.000 Because the video you're playing ended.

00:08:27.000 Oh, I'm perfecting the audio here.

00:08:29.000 Yeah, that's why I didn't want to play that.

00:08:30.000 So I'm pulling up Nita Fashions over here.

00:08:32.000 I'm trying to ready some other graphics.

00:08:34.000 Let me be the artist with this wall.

00:08:36.000 If I fail, then just beat me.

00:08:37.000 You're already failing.

00:08:38.000 Like, you're knocking it out of the park as far as failing goes.

00:08:42.000 So we've done an ad for tacticalwalls.com.

00:08:44.000 Promo code Gavin, 20% off all orders.

00:08:47.000 We also want to do an ad for Nita Fashions. 0.99

00:08:50.000 So stop pulling up that goddamn shelf. 0.98

00:08:53.000 I'm about to flip it over. 0.98

00:08:54.000 So can I put that on the wall or should I just put Nita Fashions on the wall?

00:08:57.000 So you want to see me go into the...

00:08:58.000 You can do Little Man, Little Lion Man.

00:09:01.000 You could do Nita Fashions. 0.83

00:09:02.000 Let's go full screen.

00:09:04.000 Stop showing the shelf.

00:09:05.000 Okay.

00:09:05.000 I'm just letting you know you're going to see my whole browser if I don't hide that.

00:09:08.000 See, that's a temporary shelf that hides what I'm doing.

00:09:11.000 Unless you want to see me browsing on the screen.

00:09:12.000 Fix the temporary shelf thing.

00:09:14.000 What do you mean?

00:09:15.000 That is the fix.

00:09:18.000 Whatever, Ryan.

00:09:18.000 Let's not argue and bore people to death.

00:09:20.000 Here's me talking about that.

00:09:21.000 Nita Fashions made me this linen suit.

00:09:24.000 Look at that.

00:09:25.000 You get your name in it.

00:09:27.000 We've explained this many.

00:09:28.000 Look at that.

00:09:28.000 Gavin McInnes, beautifully written on the inside.

00:09:34.000 You should have a suit. 0.99

00:09:35.000 If you're a total loser who never needs a suit, you need a suit for weddings and funerals. 0.99

00:09:40.000 I'm going to be doing a wedding this Saturday. 1.00

00:09:44.000 You need to have that at least one in your closet.

00:09:47.000 And why not make it fit like pajamas?

00:09:50.000 These suits feel so good.

00:09:53.000 I am wearing my PJs right now.

00:09:55.000 I'm wearing flannel PJs, but I'm wearing a suit.

00:09:58.000 Look at that, GM.

00:09:59.000 You know, my old shirts when I was fat say GMM.

00:10:03.000 These say GM.

00:10:05.000 And I know when I'm grabbing my shirts to grab this one because it'll account for the fact that I have put on a bit of weight.

00:10:13.000 So what you do is you contact them, info at nitafashions.com, I believe.

00:10:18.000 And they will help you measure yourself, your dimensions.

00:10:22.000 Sales at NitaFashions.com works too.

00:10:24.000 They're in Hong Kong.

00:10:26.000 And they'll measure you up.

00:10:27.000 Then you, once you get all of your measurements done, they've got a big book that's dedicated to you.

00:10:34.000 And then they have your shirt size, your jacket size.

00:10:38.000 They can send you swatches.

00:10:39.000 And you just choose your shirt.

00:10:41.000 You can have a cheap garbage shirt for $50.

00:10:44.000 You can have a super fancy shirt for $150.

00:10:46.000 It's up to you what you buy.

00:10:49.000 And then once you get that established, like if you're a lawyer, I think most of the clients we send there are lawyers.

00:10:54.000 Now you command more respect. 0.99

00:10:58.000 When I see people who don't have their top button done on TV, I just think, you're a loser. 0.99

00:11:04.000 You don't know what you're doing. 0.99

00:11:05.000 I don't trust you.

00:11:06.000 And in the case of law, that's very dangerous.

00:11:09.000 Ryan, we got to turn off this AC.

00:11:10.000 This is embarrassing.

00:11:11.000 Sure, sure.

00:11:13.000 So keep the Native fashions up. 1.00

00:11:15.000 Do you know how to work the AC?

00:11:18.000 I've just figured it out on my own, but I'm smarter than you, so you might not be able to.

00:11:22.000 You just go up to like 74 degrees, and then you hit override, next, done.

00:11:30.000 And she go off in 15 seconds. 0.87

00:11:35.000 All right, so that's our ads.

00:11:37.000 NitaFashions, info at nitafashions.com.

00:11:41.000 You can also contact them on their Instagram.

00:11:43.000 What's their Instagram?

00:11:45.000 Probably Nita Fashions.

00:11:46.000 I would assume that.

00:11:47.000 Contact them on their Instagram and set up an appointment there, Nita.fashions.

00:11:54.000 It's great.

00:11:54.000 Just try one shirt.

00:11:56.000 And I've told you before, I got fat for my pants and I said, do I have to throw out all my suits?

00:12:02.000 They go, no, send us back your pants. 1.00

00:12:04.000 We sewed in an inch and a half because we knew you'd get fat the way we see you drink beer.

00:12:10.000 And boom. 0.96

00:12:11.000 They fixed all my pants.

00:12:13.000 Now all my suits are brand new again and I'm so comfortable.

00:12:15.000 We had a reader ask, a reader, we had a subscriber ask, why don't you ever wear belts with your suits?

00:12:20.000 They look good.

00:12:21.000 I would.

00:12:22.000 I don't have to.

00:12:23.000 They're totally redundant.

00:12:24.000 What's this video?

00:12:27.000 I didn't want to distract you, but this is the copper cap fight.

00:12:29.000 Oh, no, this is you sparring with some other dudes.

00:12:33.000 So this is you being an artist?

00:12:35.000 This is a temporary thing while I go, just something interesting and fun.

00:12:39.000 No, it has to be relevant to the thing.

00:12:41.000 All right.

00:12:42.000 You're making me jump ahead to the contest, and stop showing that.

00:12:44.000 It's a very bad fight.

00:12:47.000 So here's the idea, folks.

00:12:48.000 Contest.

00:12:49.000 Announcing a contest.

00:12:51.000 We have about 10 topics we tend to focus on on this show.

00:12:56.000 It just happened organically.

00:12:59.000 In the background, as you've noticed, Ryan is incompetent and will pull up some awkward fight I had with a guy we called Klobber who's been boxing since he's eight years old and could kill me in his sleep. 0.98

00:13:11.000 That's so fucking funny. 0.98

00:13:12.000 So true. 0.97

00:13:14.000 That wasn't bad.

00:13:16.000 So I want something going on behind us while I talk about these various subjects.

00:13:22.000 Now, here are the subjects.

00:13:24.000 Maybe you can bring them up on the screen, Ryan.

00:13:27.000 Okay.

00:13:27.000 We have 10 subjects.

00:13:29.000 I notice I spelled feminism wrong, but they are as follows. 0.65

00:13:34.000 Feminism, LGBTQ, racism, the January 6th meandering, the war on cops, Joe Biden, Antifa, the final video, the mailbag, and fake news.

00:13:49.000 Those are 10 subjects we tend to focus on.

00:13:52.000 Now, I don't need those words, but I need those concepts.

00:13:55.000 So while we're doing an LGBT thing, it would be cool if there was like rainbows going on in the background and stuff.

00:14:03.000 Remember, the top two TVs don't really get a lot of airtime, so don't worry about the top.

00:14:07.000 Focus more on this half, you know?

00:14:10.000 Feminism. 1.00

00:14:12.000 And don't worry about words.

00:14:13.000 We don't need the word racism dancing around on the screen.

00:14:17.000 But I want a one-minute, one minute that can loop of racially charged stuff.

00:14:23.000 Maybe it's the clan.

00:14:24.000 I don't know what it is.

00:14:26.000 Maybe it's breakdancing.

00:14:27.000 It can be, it's pretty easy, actually.

00:14:29.000 So what we're going to do is we're going to give the winner of each one minute loop $100.

00:14:38.000 But if you're really, really good, you'll probably win all of these.

00:14:44.000 So that's $1,000 because there's 10.

00:14:47.000 So the winner of each one-minute loop, whatever has the best loop, will get $100. 0.97

00:14:55.000 But I have a feeling if you're good enough to do the best feminism, which could be like a bunch of screaming liberals, but also like slutty chicks, right? 1.00

00:15:05.000 Even semi-pornographic girls in lingerie, that goes under the subject of feminism. 1.00

00:15:09.000 They hate that.

00:15:10.000 It doesn't have to be all the things that that group likes.

00:15:12.000 You know what I mean?

00:15:13.000 Like for the war on cops, it could be a totally pro-cop thing, but it could also be people like screaming at cops.

00:15:19.000 That works for the war on cops, too.

00:15:23.000 And loop that for a minute.

00:15:24.000 I have a feeling if you win one of them, you're going to win them all.

00:15:27.000 So you're going to win a thousand bucks.

00:15:29.000 $700 billion and a trillion three hundred billion dollars.

00:15:38.000 We have some new shirts coming out, by the way, of Biden quotes.

00:15:41.000 Exciting.

00:15:43.000 I'll save that for when they're closer to ready.

00:15:45.000 And we have a few other shirts.

00:15:47.000 Actually, I made a shirt, Ryan.

00:15:50.000 I forgot this.

00:15:50.000 This is a surprise.

00:15:51.000 I'll have to get my phone.

00:15:53.000 I made a shirt of you saying mom culture is awesome. 0.74

00:15:57.000 Is that those are the words verbatim?

00:15:59.000 Yeah, why don't you direct the camera to yourself and I'll go get my phone?

00:16:02.000 Okay.

00:16:03.000 All right, so.

00:16:05.000 Your camera's not directed to you right now.

00:16:07.000 But yeah, it's got to spin around, do this little thing.

00:16:10.000 Hello, everybody.

00:16:12.000 So I hope you guys can hear me.

00:16:13.000 I'm looking only at my messages because I do have people telling me tech updates.

00:16:18.000 So guys, sit back, relax.

00:16:20.000 Don't worry about telling us what's wrong.

00:16:22.000 We have people that are skilled and on top of it, and I'm getting to these as possible.

00:16:26.000 So far, I know it's delayed, but sounds good.

00:16:30.000 Anita Fashions, are you okay?

00:16:32.000 And the lighting looks great.

00:16:33.000 Okay, so so far, we're quiet.

00:16:35.000 I did boost it up.

00:16:36.000 I noticed he was quiet.

00:16:37.000 And so just to sit back, enjoy the show, there is somebody nerding out about all these details. 0.59

00:16:41.000 Wait, you already fucked up the audio of this live?

00:16:44.000 I did not. 0.85

00:16:44.000 But I've been scared about clipping, so I've been lowering down the volume. 0.85

00:16:48.000 Because last time you pumped it up super high.

00:16:51.000 Exactly.

00:16:51.000 And you can't save clipped audio.

00:16:54.000 You can always boost low audio.

00:16:56.000 And so what I did was...

00:16:57.000 What I thought was amazing about that was you came up with this crazy idea to super pump it up without trying that first.

00:17:03.000 You just did it live.

00:17:05.000 Yes, you know what?

00:17:06.000 You're right.

00:17:09.000 That felt weird, didn't it?

00:17:11.000 You don't even know what to do anymore.

00:17:14.000 I just forwarded you the email and I said, the first sketch he sent, I said, Ryan wears a diamond earring in his left ear.

00:17:23.000 Can you redo it with a diamond earring?

00:17:25.000 He's like, yeah, no problem.

00:17:26.000 My guy.

00:17:27.000 And then he added this with his updated version. 0.98

00:17:31.000 Which ear is the gay ear? 0.99

00:17:33.000 The ear most homosexuals get pierced more often than not is the left ear. 0.99

00:17:37.000 Incorrect. 0.99

00:17:38.000 Its reputation as the gay ear. 0.98

00:17:40.000 Not correct. 0.97

00:17:41.000 It therefore suffices to say, that's terrible grammar. 0.96

00:17:45.000 It's therefore sufficed to say that when someone who is a heterosexual is piercing their left ear, it simply means that they are getting their gay ear pierced. 0.85

00:17:55.000 It is most times advisable that straight men avoid getting the ear pierced if they intend going on with being straight.

00:18:02.000 It is, however, normal for people to pierce both ears. 1.00

00:18:04.000 Ryan, you're not smart enough to figure out the fucking AC. 1.00

00:18:08.000 It's still blazing. 1.00

00:18:10.000 And you're too stupid to notice it's on. 1.00

00:18:12.000 And why am I capable of figuring out the AC and you are not? 1.00

00:18:16.000 I didn't take a night course in AC.

00:18:19.000 When we first moved into the studio, I was like, hmm, I got to turn this off.

00:18:23.000 It's too loud in here.

00:18:24.000 And then I figured out how it works.

00:18:26.000 I have to then tell you, and then you can't even mimic what I did after I explain it to you.

00:18:36.000 Amazing.

00:18:38.000 It is, however, normal for people to pierce both ears regardless of the category they find themselves.

00:18:43.000 It should be noted that the concept of gay ears is one that is fast losing strength as more and more people are piercing their ears without recourse to sexual leanings.

00:18:53.000 Okay, let's count 15 seconds.

00:18:55.000 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen.

00:19:12.000 How do you, like, you must get lost a lot when you drive.

00:19:17.000 So wait, it's, you set the temperature high, did that, and then override, next, done.

00:19:24.000 All right. 0.99

00:19:24.000 Um, go to you, I will fix this fucking problem. 0.99

00:19:28.000 Okay. 0.99

00:19:28.000 Check your email, too. 0.99

00:19:29.000 Maybe that.

00:19:31.000 The thing is, there's no attached images.

00:19:35.000 I don't know what that's all about.

00:19:38.000 Yeah, the email is there, but there are no attached images.

00:19:41.000 I'm going to spin this camera around.

00:19:42.000 We're going to see what's going on over there with Gavin.

00:19:54.000 Not my fault, but mine. 0.99

00:19:58.000 Damn it. 0.99

00:19:59.000 Of course, if this doesn't work, I'll be eating crow. 1.00

00:20:04.000 Okay, let me try again.

00:20:07.000 Forward Ryan.

00:20:18.000 It just says the names?

00:20:19.000 Yeah.

00:20:21.000 Huh.

00:20:21.000 Okay, I have an idea.

00:20:25.000 Oh, you want to see something cool?

00:20:27.000 This is not a very good show.

00:20:29.000 There's a lot of tech distractions here. 0.98

00:20:32.000 But by the way, the gay ear is the right ear. 0.82

00:20:33.000 I've known this all my life. 0.97

00:20:35.000 That's something you check. 0.98

00:20:37.000 The gay ear is the right ear? 0.99

00:20:39.000 That's correct. 0.98

00:20:39.000 There's numerous articles written about it. 0.98

00:20:41.000 This has been known forever and ever and ever.

00:20:44.000 Wait a minute.

00:20:45.000 This isn't working.

00:20:48.000 I was mocking you for not understanding the AC, but we appear to be in a similar boat.

00:20:54.000 Go back to you.

00:20:54.000 Let me try this again.

00:20:55.000 Oh, the AC.

00:20:56.000 Okay.

00:20:57.000 Yeah.

00:20:57.000 It's not a very good show so far.

00:21:00.000 And it's not a very good show.

00:21:04.000 Okay, guys, we're back here.

00:21:05.000 And you know what?

00:21:09.000 Let's play a little bit of the song.

00:21:11.000 The Lion Man.

00:21:13.000 And by the way, today there's been some news.

00:21:15.000 Is that why we played this song?

00:21:17.000 It's because the former banjo player made a statement.

00:21:20.000 Gavin? 1.00

00:21:22.000 Yes, shit for brains, obviously. 1.00

00:21:25.000 Okay. 1.00

00:21:26.000 I thought perhaps he just wanted to rock out to the song.

00:21:29.000 So you thought, you thought, coincidentally, Mumford and Sons is all over the news, and I just wanted to hear that song.

00:21:40.000 Coincidentally.

00:21:41.000 I think you were listening to that the other day, and I thought the news just came.

00:21:45.000 The other day?

00:21:45.000 No, we were listening to it today because they're all over the news.

00:21:49.000 Okay. 1.00

00:21:50.000 Dude, your brain is shit. 1.00

00:21:52.000 I don't think it's that big of a deal. 1.00

00:21:53.000 I mean, you could just be like, yes, that's why it's the song.

00:21:57.000 And then we'll all be happy.

00:21:59.000 All right, check the email now. 0.97

00:22:03.000 Jesus, we're 20 minutes, 25 minutes into the show, and it's been nothing but absolute garbage.

00:22:08.000 That's our new shirt. 0.82

00:22:10.000 That's pretty good.

00:22:10.000 Mom Culture is Awesome.

00:22:12.000 That's an actual quote.

00:22:14.000 Quote.

00:22:15.000 Quote.

00:22:16.000 Ryan Catsu Rivera said when I made fun of his taste in music.

00:22:20.000 I said, your music's all mom music, like Stevie Rayvon and Dire Straits.

00:22:23.000 And he said, mom culture is awesome. 0.91

00:22:27.000 And now that's a shirt.

00:22:30.000 I don't hate it.

00:22:33.000 So if you wear the shirt, it's like Baba Booey.

00:22:36.000 We're making fun of Ryan. 1.00

00:22:38.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:22:38.000 All right, let's finally start the show, shall we? 1.00

00:22:41.000 We've done our advertisers, we've had our fights, we've turned off the AC.

00:22:44.000 I think we're ready to begin at 9:25 p.m.

00:22:49.000 Yes, Mumford and Sons.

00:22:51.000 So they're a London band, folky band, the sort of quintessential hipster band.

00:22:58.000 And they dared to stray from the path of the radical left.

00:23:04.000 They didn't go right, but they just didn't go far, far left.

00:23:09.000 And as we know with the radical left, you're either 100% with us or you're 100% against us.

00:23:15.000 So this guy, their first mistake, look up, they had sinned earlier by liking Jordan Peterson.

00:23:22.000 So their first mistake was a few years ago where they, I think the main guy there, the banjo player, the lead guitarist, he expressed an interest in Jordan Peterson.

00:23:34.000 The rest of the band thought, yeah, whatever.

00:23:36.000 So he invited him over to the studio.

00:23:39.000 And if you scroll down, you'll see their first sin.

00:23:42.000 This is the worst thing you could do, is pose with Jordan Peterson.

00:23:46.000 This was a sin.

00:23:47.000 Look at it.

00:23:48.000 So the guy in the middle, I'll get his name in a second.

00:23:51.000 He's the banjo guy, British guy, upper middle class, British dude.

00:23:57.000 You know, got into the banjo, became a seminal part of the band, but he has sin now, so he's out.

00:24:05.000 He invited Jordan Peterson by the studio.

00:24:08.000 They all had a good time. 0.96

00:24:10.000 Those guys might not even know who Jordan Peterson is, but everyone was pissed off because he's a Nazi. 1.00

00:24:16.000 Jordan Peterson is a Nazi with the kids today, which boggles the mind because he's a left-wing pussy. 1.00

00:24:26.000 So that was Sin one. 0.99

00:24:29.000 And then Sin two was this guy, and go to the second link after the opening song here, Antifa Privilege.

00:24:37.000 This guy expressed interest in Andy No.

00:24:41.000 What he said was, Andy No's book is pretty good.

00:24:45.000 Winston Marshall's millionaire Brexiteer father backs him for quitting Mumford and Sons after he became cancel culture victim of viral mob when he praised U.S. conservative journalists.

00:24:56.000 Like all he did.

00:24:57.000 So his two sins so far are inviting Jordan Peterson by the studio.

00:25:01.000 Jordan Peterson is a Dave Rubin liberal.

00:25:04.000 The only left or sorry, right-wing thing he's done is to say, I'm not interested in pronouns.

00:25:10.000 Those don't excite me.

00:25:12.000 I'm not doing that.

00:25:13.000 I'm not saying they, them. 0.85

00:25:15.000 Which is, you know who else feels that way?

00:25:18.000 Everyone. 1.00

00:25:20.000 Fucking everyone. 1.00

00:25:22.000 Go tell your dad right now, stop the show. 1.00

00:25:25.000 Get up from the show.

00:25:27.000 You can't stop it.

00:25:27.000 It's live.

00:25:29.000 Go up to your dad, if you live with him, and say, I want to announce my new pronouns.

00:25:34.000 He might even, he'll probably just go like this as he continues watching the game.

00:25:40.000 No one does your pronouns. 0.99

00:25:42.000 Nobody except you and your silly little clique. 0.99

00:25:45.000 It's a very, it's like punk, really. 0.99

00:25:47.000 When we were punks, we had our little rules and our thing with the laces and stuff. 0.97

00:25:52.000 And no one else outside of our tiny, tiny minuscule universe gave a shit. 0.98

00:25:58.000 That's you and your pronouns. 0.99

00:25:59.000 So Jordan Peterson, all he did was publicly say it.

00:26:02.000 No, I'm not doing that. 0.87

00:26:03.000 I think it's silly.

00:26:04.000 I actually don't think it's good for you, which I thought was an intelligent angle.

00:26:08.000 So anyway, he has that guy over.

00:26:09.000 And then he said, Andy No is brave.

00:26:11.000 You know what?

00:26:13.000 Andy No is brave. 0.99

00:26:14.000 Who the fuck thinks Andy No isn't brave? 0.97

00:26:19.000 You're a brave man. 0.98

00:26:21.000 I finally had the time to read your important book.

00:26:23.000 Antifa has been vandalizing America and much of the West forever, but more explicitly in the past 15 months, to the tune of $3 billion.

00:26:36.000 You're allowed to be against that.

00:26:37.000 You're allowed to be against people who attacked small businesses and businesses in general during a pandemic when they were all suffering.

00:26:47.000 Pretty normal.

00:26:48.000 Pretty normal to be against that.

00:26:49.000 Andy knows against that.

00:26:51.000 He comes from a communist country.

00:26:53.000 He doesn't like communism.

00:26:55.000 And all this dude, what's his name?

00:26:56.000 Winston Marcellus?

00:26:59.000 Winston Marshall.

00:27:00.000 Yep.

00:27:01.000 So he came out and he said, it's a good book.

00:27:03.000 That's a brave guy. 1.00

00:27:05.000 That fucking smoke show of a woman you just showed is his ex-wife. 1.00

00:27:11.000 You know why? 1.00

00:27:12.000 She dumped him because he dared to like Jordan Peterson and Andy No.

00:27:17.000 The Jordan Peterson thing was rough.

00:27:19.000 It was tough on their marriage.

00:27:21.000 It was a rocky road.

00:27:22.000 And then when Andy No came along, now I may or may not know this person and he may or may not be a fan of the show.

00:27:31.000 So it's possible that him liking me could have also driven her away. 0.99

00:27:36.000 But what a shitty wife. 1.00

00:27:40.000 Whatever happened to Till Death Do Us Part? 1.00

00:27:43.000 What a fucking cunt. 1.00

00:27:44.000 She is a smoke show, though. 1.00

00:27:46.000 I think she might be a 10 if you look her up. 0.99

00:27:51.000 Look her up.

00:27:53.000 Cut and paste her name.

00:27:54.000 Diana Agron.

00:27:56.000 It's a very, you know, what's the word, mainstream idea of beauty.

00:28:01.000 There's nothing kooky about her.

00:28:02.000 She's like dictionary definition 10, but we're not kicking her out of bed for eating crackers. 1.00

00:28:08.000 Like, can you get better than that?

00:28:11.000 She's pretty much perfect.

00:28:13.000 And again, this is not my cup of tea.

00:28:14.000 I like ethnically ambiguous brunettes with weird teeth. 1.00

00:28:18.000 I'm still not blind, though.

00:28:20.000 Like, look at that.

00:28:21.000 That's a crazy specimen. 1.00

00:28:23.000 And she fucking dumped him for liking me. 1.00

00:28:26.000 And she's not the only one. 0.99

00:28:28.000 I was reading all the letters today, and a lot of them, not a lot of them, but there was one guy who's after 10 years of marriage, three kids, she's leaving him for being red-pilled.

00:28:37.000 And that includes the G-Dog.

00:28:45.000 Speaking of Mandy No, by the way, so when he last got beat up, and this is what the guy, sorry, let's go back to Winston Marcellus, whatever his name is, saying why he's leaving. 0.97

00:28:56.000 He's basically leaving because he doesn't want to be a pussy and apologize and say, I don't mean any of this. 0.98

00:29:03.000 So he said, okay, if I have to apologize, I'm just going to quit the band. 0.98

00:29:07.000 And maybe you guys can go on doing you.

00:29:09.000 This is kind of what happened with me in my ad agency.

00:29:11.000 I was like, you know what?

00:29:12.000 You guys do what you have to do.

00:29:13.000 I'll separate myself from the whole thing.

00:29:15.000 I'll take the hit. 0.79

00:29:16.000 I'll jump on the grenade. 0.96

00:29:17.000 You guys live on your own.

00:29:20.000 But go back to his apology.

00:29:22.000 It's on the Daily Mail link.

00:29:26.000 I love those first tours, bouncing off a sweaty stage in an Edinburgh catacomb.

00:29:31.000 We had to get a gig in Camden by lunch the next day.

00:29:34.000 We couldn't fit all four of us and Ted's double bass into the VW polo.

00:29:38.000 I think it was Ben who drew the short straw and had to follow by train with his keyboard.

00:29:42.000 I remember blitzing down the M6 through the night.

00:29:45.000 The lads asleep beside me.

00:29:47.000 We made it, but my voice sadly didn't.

00:29:49.000 Completely shot by exhaustion, I had to mime at my harmonies.

00:29:52.000 Being in Mumford and Sons was exhilarating.

00:29:55.000 That's not the main part, though.

00:29:58.000 Is there another part?

00:29:59.000 There's Andy.

00:30:05.000 So people are mad at him, but I don't think it was up to him.

00:30:09.000 You got to understand the nuance with these kind of situations.

00:30:12.000 Like the band gets mad at you.

00:30:14.000 I've been there before Where the people go, why are there a swarm of bees around us? 0.96

00:30:18.000 And you go, because we're living in clown world.

00:30:20.000 I didn't do anything. 0.86

00:30:21.000 I didn't kick a hive.

00:30:22.000 And they go, well, the bees are mad. 1.00

00:30:23.000 Fuck you. 1.00

00:30:24.000 Get out of here. 1.00

00:30:25.000 So that's definitely what happened to him.

00:30:27.000 Oh, he's also got a cool thing called a Hong Kong link up, where he tries to help pro-freedom Hong Kongers with this horrible merger with China.

00:30:38.000 Yeah, here we go.

00:30:39.000 So scroll down.

00:30:41.000 And it was not that thought, but mine.

00:30:44.000 Keep going.

00:30:46.000 I was surrounded by three supremely talented people.

00:30:49.000 He's being a mensch on the way out on stage. 1.00

00:30:55.000 I praised Andy.

00:30:56.000 No, God forbid I should do such a horrible thing.

00:31:00.000 I've had plenty of abuse, despite blah, blah, blot's high.

00:31:04.000 Rather particularly, another viral mob.

00:31:06.000 Why did I apologize?

00:31:07.000 And then, oh, this is interesting.

00:31:08.000 He goes, rub your eyes and purify your heart and prize above all else in the world those who love you and who wish you well.

00:31:15.000 Alexander Solzhenetsyn once wrote, that's the guy who experienced gulags and did the book The Gulag Archipelago.

00:31:25.000 I also highly recommend, I think we've mentioned this on the show before, his book of speeches, where he talks about the importance of free speech.

00:31:31.000 And it's coming from someone who has experienced the Soviet Union.

00:31:36.000 So you listen to him when he talks because he goes, I know what you're going through.

00:31:41.000 I remember when this was bubbling up and I've seen how it plays out and it plays out real bad for freedom.

00:31:48.000 He's actually stopped.

00:31:49.000 He's still alive, but he stopped doing speeches and stuff because he sort of goes, you know what?

00:31:53.000 I've said what I had to say.

00:31:54.000 I've told everyone everything.

00:31:55.000 My books are there.

00:31:57.000 It's up to you now. 0.97

00:31:58.000 I'm not fucking God. 0.99

00:31:59.000 I'm not Jesus. 0.99

00:32:01.000 I'm not going to hold your hand through this.

00:32:03.000 And I commend that.

00:32:05.000 But anyway, go back to his apology.

00:32:08.000 In the mania of the moment, I was just desperate to protect my bandmates, the Hornet's Nest.

00:32:12.000 I had unwittingly hit, had unleashed a black-hearted swarm on them and their families. 0.86

00:32:17.000 I didn't want them to suffer for my actions.

00:32:18.000 They were my priority.

00:32:20.000 I was sincerely open to the fact that maybe I did not know something.

00:32:24.000 I've spent so much time reflecting and reading, so why leave the band?

00:32:27.000 Go down.

00:32:27.000 On the eve of leaving to the West.

00:32:32.000 Oh, on the eve of his leaving to the West, Solidznetsyn published an essay titled Live Not by Lies.

00:32:37.000 I've read it many times now since the incident, started March.

00:32:40.000 It still profoundly stirs me.

00:32:41.000 And he who is not sufficiently courageous to defend his soul, don't let him be proud of his quote-unquote progressive views, and don't let him boast that he is an academician, or a people's artist, a distinguished figure,

00:32:58.000 or a general.

00:32:58.000 Let him say to himself, I am part of the herd and a coward.

00:33:03.000 It's all the same to me as long as I'm fed and kept warm.

00:33:07.000 That's a great point, isn't it?

00:33:10.000 Let these people know that they're the mainstream.

00:33:12.000 Antifa experience liberal privilege.

00:33:17.000 They can do no wrong.

00:33:19.000 White blacks, white Asians, all races of whites experience white privilege. 0.99

00:33:28.000 If you're a left-wing upper middle-class black person, you can get away with murder, literally, like O.J. Simpson. 0.92

00:33:37.000 Of course, if you're mega of any race, you're fucked. 1.00

00:33:41.000 And we have to let these people know that, that they are mainstream. 1.00

00:33:44.000 They are the establishment.

00:33:46.000 They are the oppressors, not the oppressed.

00:33:48.000 Antifa dresses up like revolutionaries, but they are the paramilitary wing of the DNC doing the damage that the DNC needs to be done. 0.99

00:34:00.000 And we're at the point now with this shit where it's, as I was saying the other day, it's Sicilian. 0.98

00:34:05.000 We're in Palermo. 0.99

00:34:07.000 Antifa are the enforcers.

00:34:09.000 They work for the mob and they go and they rough up guys like you and me.

00:34:14.000 And then they get away with it.

00:34:15.000 They get out, they send out the back door.

00:34:17.000 The night of my talk, Max and John got four years. 0.98

00:34:20.000 Antifa got nothing for beating the living shit out of a journalist and stealing his equipment.

00:34:27.000 Nothing at all happened to Finbar Slonum, Caleb Perkins, and Kai Russo. 0.92

00:34:34.000 Three of the mob of Antifa who were caught, thanks to Gavin Wax, by the way, our own the Spiels Gavin Wax.

00:34:41.000 Thanks to him, they were caught.

00:34:43.000 But nothing happened to them because they are the mainstream.

00:34:47.000 So anyway, go back to his apology.

00:34:49.000 And it was not your fault, but mine.

00:34:52.000 The only way forward is for me to leave the band.

00:34:55.000 I hope in distancing myself from them, I am able to speak my mind without them suffering the consequences.

00:35:00.000 That's what it's the summary here.

00:35:04.000 I leave with the love in my heart, and I wish those three boys nothing but the best.

00:35:08.000 I have no doubt that blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:35:10.000 I continue my work with Hong Kong Link Up.

00:35:13.000 I look forward to new creative projects.

00:35:15.000 Winston Marshall. 0.99

00:35:17.000 What a fucking mess, huh? 0.99

00:35:19.000 I noticed on Wikipedia about an hour after this happened, you looked up the band, and he's scrubbed. 0.98

00:35:28.000 He's on the right-hand column as past members.

00:35:34.000 Go above my head a bit.

00:35:37.000 Members, there they are.

00:35:38.000 And then past members, Winston Marshall.

00:35:42.000 Toast. 0.99

00:35:44.000 Isn't that fucked up? 1.00

00:35:45.000 Hell yeah. 1.00

00:35:46.000 What do you think of that, Ryan? 0.87

00:35:48.000 I think it stinks, and I don't like it. 0.96

00:35:50.000 You think it's stinky, right? 0.96

00:35:52.000 Yeah, it's failed.

00:35:53.000 All right, let's wrap up the free part of the show.

00:35:57.000 We've still got another hour and a half behind the paywall.

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00:36:05.000 I feel like...

00:36:06.000 Check.

00:36:07.000 Am I hearing the echo of the room?

00:36:10.000 Check, check, check.

00:36:11.000 Check. 1.00

00:36:12.000 No, I'm coming out of that speaker, you dunce. 0.99

00:36:16.000 Check, check, check, check, check, check. 0.99

00:36:19.000 While you're clipping.

00:36:20.000 I'm coming out of the speaker, though.

00:36:22.000 That's when you clip.

00:36:23.000 I'll figure that out.

00:36:25.000 Okay, maybe figure that out before we start the show, no?

00:36:30.000 Wouldn't that be a priority?

00:36:32.000 We've already done, like, four shows.

00:36:35.000 Why is this a thing now?

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00:36:57.000 It can't be effective.

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00:37:01.000 Let's not worry about the echo right now.

00:37:04.000 I mean, we have to worry about it after I'm done this ad.

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00:37:23.000 And I don't like taking sleeping pills.

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00:37:28.000 And I've had people say, well, you're a drunk.

00:37:30.000 What about when you drink booze?

00:37:33.000 You can't defend your house.

00:37:34.000 If I'm drunk and there's a problem, I wake up like that and can crush the world.

00:37:38.000 But I've noticed even with sleeping pills, you wake up the next morning and until you've had a coffee and sort of a cold shower, you're still kind of groggy.

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00:37:48.000 They help you get to sleep and then there's no punishment.

00:37:52.000 I haven't tried the vape.

00:37:53.000 I've tried the topical on sore muscles.

00:37:55.000 When you do a leg day and you can't walk up the stairs the next day, the CBDs, you know what?

00:38:01.000 The potheads are right.

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00:38:30.000 What is this?

00:38:30.000 I don't even know what Zenergy is.

00:38:33.000 What is that?

00:38:34.000 Oh, those are all the different vape juice flavors?

00:38:37.000 Ryan's a big vapor.

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00:38:49.000 And these guys have been supporting the show from day one.

00:38:52.000 They obviously get harassed by Antifa.

00:38:54.000 They get harassed by the radical left.

00:38:56.000 They get harangued.

00:38:57.000 And they have not faltered, not wavered, not budged since day one.

00:39:03.000 So at the very least, you should be supporting a company that supports free speech that much.

00:39:08.000 You have to understand, when you see a customer on this show, they have been abused. 1.00

00:39:16.000 Fuck around, you get abused, seen. 1.00

00:39:20.000 That was a Jamaican man who threatened me in Costa Rica many years ago. 1.00

00:39:24.000 Kebbin, I'm worldwide.

00:39:27.000 I took a picture of him.

00:39:29.000 I got along with him okay.

00:39:30.000 He called me Kebine.

00:39:32.000 And then he was on the street once.

00:39:35.000 He would only wear shorts.

00:39:36.000 That's all he owned.

00:39:36.000 He lived in a tent.

00:39:37.000 He was a Coke dealer in Montezuma, Costa Rica, which was nicknamed Montefuma Coca Rica.

00:39:44.000 And because everyone smoked pot and did Coke there.

00:39:47.000 And I put him in the do's and don'ts in Vice.

00:39:49.000 And then I showed him.

00:39:50.000 I was like, look, you're in a magazine. 0.99

00:39:52.000 He got super fucking pissed. 0.97

00:39:55.000 He thought that I was like mocking him, which I guess I kind of was. 0.98

00:39:58.000 And he's like, you don't think I'm international, Kevin?

00:40:01.000 I'm international.

00:40:03.000 I'm everywhere, you know.

00:40:06.000 And then we did Coke in the bathroom of this bar called the Hotel Montezuma.

00:40:12.000 And he's getting all intense on the blow.

00:40:14.000 And I'm like, I should probably get out of here.

00:40:15.000 I'm about to get stabbed. 1.00

00:40:16.000 And he goes, don't fuck around, Kebin. 1.00

00:40:20.000 Because if you fuck around, you get abused. 1.00

00:40:24.000 Seen? 1.00

00:40:25.000 Like you get abused.

00:40:27.000 You know what I mean?

00:40:28.000 I was like, gotcha.

00:40:29.000 I'm going to head back to the main area.

00:40:33.000 You're freaking me out.

00:40:35.000 I've told you about him on the show before. 0.60

00:40:36.000 He looked like the black guy from Ghost, the bad guy. 0.83

00:40:39.000 But okay, so we're going to get into a lot more stuff.

00:40:42.000 We've got calls to take.

00:40:43.000 We've got letters.

00:40:44.000 We've got fun videos, multimedia.

00:40:46.000 It's going to be a huge party.

00:40:48.000 But only people who are subscribed to censored.tv can enjoy this huge party.

00:40:54.000 And by the way, you guys endured all of the yelling about the AC and the sound and everything.

00:40:58.000 Those kinks have been ironed out. 1.00

00:41:00.000 So now that we're smooth sailing, now that we're on the high winds, and the lake is just like glass right now, now that we're out smooth sailing, you're kicked off the boat.

00:41:12.000 Is that really worth a beer and a half a month?

00:41:15.000 Really?

00:41:16.000 Especially when we have major announcements coming up.

00:41:19.000 Oh my God, wait till you hear what we have to tell you on Monday.

00:41:22.000 You're going to poop your pants. 0.95

00:41:25.000 I'll give you a clue.

00:41:27.000 It involves Ryan Katsu Rivera and his future. 0.96

00:41:30.000 Oh, think as crazy as you possibly can.

00:41:36.000 Honestly, let your mind wander.

00:41:39.000 And that is the gossip we have coming on Monday.

00:41:42.000 Let your mind wander.

00:41:43.000 But I'm not telling you till Monday.

00:41:45.000 I can't believe you moved that cord.

00:41:46.000 I stare at it now. 0.99

00:41:47.000 It's driving me fucking insane. 1.00

00:41:49.000 Why doesn't it drive you insane? 1.00

00:41:51.000 According to you.

00:41:53.000 Well, because I don't know.

00:41:54.000 It doesn't affect the function of the.

00:41:56.000 I got audio issues.

00:41:57.000 I got walls.

00:41:59.000 I got problems.

00:42:00.000 But you have a thing where, like, you'll just, you don't have a garbage in your office and you'll just let a bunch of bottles pile up.

00:42:07.000 They're all gone.

00:42:08.000 But yeah, there was a point where I was.

00:42:11.000 And I'm hearing you from the speaker now.

00:42:14.000 I was prioritizing everything else but garbage in my room. 0.99

00:42:19.000 No, nothing but garbage. 0.94

00:42:21.000 Anyway, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting. 0.99

00:43:01.000 Mailbag?

00:43:02.000 It's an accident.

00:43:03.000 I'm still learning.

00:43:05.000 But you saw what I did there?

00:43:06.000 What'd you do?

00:43:07.000 I programmed a macro that does this fancy thing.

00:43:10.000 I know, but you ruined it by showing the mailbag.

00:43:12.000 I got some learning to do.

00:43:16.000 That was the first real mistake, and we didn't tell anybody.

00:43:18.000 We could tell all the subscribers now that we sabotaged the beginning on purpose so the freeloaders get it.

00:43:24.000 You're coming out of the speaker.

00:43:28.000 Is that really bothering you that much?

00:43:30.000 Yeah, I told you not to do it.

00:43:31.000 I can hear you.

00:43:32.000 You're right there.

00:43:34.000 And check, check. 0.99

00:43:35.000 I'm coming out of the motherfucking speaker. 0.99

00:43:37.000 We try it again. 0.99

00:43:38.000 Check, check, check.

00:43:40.000 Try it again.

00:43:41.000 Check, check, check.

00:43:44.000 Yes, you don't know how to work these machines.

00:43:46.000 No, the soundboard, I absolutely do not.

00:43:49.000 You're in over your head in this job.

00:43:52.000 With the soundboard, yeah, but we found out why, you know, we did a lot last night.

00:43:56.000 Us and the tech guy, me and the tech guy.

00:43:58.000 We took apart a lot of the components of the...

00:44:01.000 You don't want to hear this. 0.99

00:44:02.000 Who gives a shit? 1.00

00:44:04.000 No, I just. 1.00

00:44:04.000 I don't want to hear this. 1.00

00:44:05.000 I just can't believe it still sucks. 0.98

00:44:06.000 It's actually worse. 0.97

00:44:08.000 The sound is worse than it's been all week.

00:44:10.000 Yeah, we did.

00:44:10.000 So the sounds of calls are going to be better.

00:44:13.000 The call sounds are going to be better. 1.00

00:44:14.000 Why am I hearing you and me out of this goddamn motherfucking speaker? 0.99

00:44:19.000 Well, I have a feeling it has to do with the mixes. 0.99

00:44:21.000 I don't want to press buttons because that could sabotage the show.

00:44:24.000 Then we don't have audio.

00:44:26.000 So let's cut our losses with the whole echo thing.

00:44:29.000 All right.

00:44:30.000 He's coming back physically so he can put his hands on the soundboard.

00:44:33.000 And we found out what needs to happen.

00:44:36.000 I was at the gym today, and I walk in, and there's two guys sparring that are monsters that I would not want to fight.

00:44:44.000 The problem with monsters is they're nice guys, right?

00:44:47.000 So they're not trying to kill you.

00:44:48.000 But the odd time they do go, it kills.

00:44:53.000 So it's this like old mobster dude and then this Irish fireman.

00:44:57.000 They're around my age.

00:44:59.000 And they go, shoot up, Gavin.

00:45:01.000 That's how he talks.

00:45:02.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:45:04.000 I spent a lot of money on Bitcoin.

00:45:06.000 I lost a lot of money, but I made a lot of money too.

00:45:11.000 What's the TV?

00:45:15.000 Well, why is it on?

00:45:19.000 I thought you were going to have a phone here.

00:45:21.000 Uh-huh.

00:45:25.000 Check, check, check.

00:45:27.000 No, you're wrong again.

00:45:30.000 Check, check, check.

00:45:32.000 Check, check, check.

00:45:34.000 No, I can tell by the bass that it's coming out of a speaker.

00:45:41.000 Check, check, check. 1.00

00:45:43.000 You suck, dude. 1.00

00:45:44.000 You're a retard. 1.00

00:45:46.000 Your father was right when he suggested you get an abortion. 1.00

00:45:53.000 Okay.

00:45:55.000 Why is that a thing?

00:45:58.000 But now that I've learned it, have you learned it?

00:46:01.000 Check, check, check.

00:46:03.000 Still coming out of speakers.

00:46:05.000 Welcome to the Check, Check, Check Show, where you get to see us Iron at the Kinks, even though we've had check, check, check.

00:46:11.000 Yeah.

00:46:13.000 Okay, for allergy mission, booty.

00:46:16.000 Check, check, check.

00:46:17.000 I don't know, that's gonna work.

00:46:18.000 Check, check, check. 1.00

00:46:23.000 Oh, now you're proud, like you kick ass. 0.99

00:46:27.000 Yeah, nailed it, dude. 0.99

00:46:29.000 All right.

00:46:31.000 You made it to zero from negative 40.

00:46:34.000 Wow.

00:46:35.000 Time to celebrate.

00:46:37.000 You know, for everybody out there who's inspired, it's called problem solving.

00:46:40.000 You try things out and you probably.

00:46:42.000 Why are you problem solving when we're doing a show?

00:46:44.000 You know how many comments we're getting right now about how angry people are doing?

00:46:47.000 Okay, see, that one's new.

00:46:48.000 That one's going to show your room.

00:46:52.000 I got these Eames chairs.

00:46:53.000 They come with Ottomans. 1.00

00:46:54.000 I think we're not going to use Ottomans for the talk.

00:46:57.000 So I put the Ottomans in storage.

00:46:58.000 And then Ryan comes into my office and he's like, hey, man, are we using those Ottomans?

00:47:03.000 And I go, well, no, not really.

00:47:05.000 And he goes, okay, could I have one?

00:47:08.000 Yeah.

00:47:09.000 So he has an Ottoman in his office. 0.56

00:47:13.000 Why?

00:47:18.000 So.

00:47:18.000 I need a break from this chair at times.

00:47:21.000 I wasn't going to complain, but you asked.

00:47:23.000 This is an uncomfortable chair.

00:47:25.000 What about your fancy chair from the old studio?

00:47:28.000 I can grab that.

00:47:29.000 I mean, that's been chilling at my crib.

00:47:32.000 So that's going to take a little, you know, pack that up, bring it over here.

00:47:35.000 Pack it up?

00:47:37.000 How do you pack up a swivel chair?

00:47:39.000 That's a good question.

00:47:40.000 Bubble wrap in a big box?

00:47:42.000 Maybe.

00:47:43.000 But I think I might just carry it, put it in the trunk.

00:47:45.000 Yeah, that would be what every single other person in the world would do.

00:47:49.000 Yeah, no, I'm not. 1.00

00:47:50.000 So you're too stupid to have thought to pack your comfy chair. 1.00

00:47:53.000 I'm too original. 1.00

00:47:54.000 And how often do you use that ottoman?

00:47:57.000 Not very.

00:47:57.000 Never.

00:47:58.000 Let's try never.

00:48:01.000 I had my girlfriend here.

00:48:02.000 She was going to pick me up, and I had to do some stuff, so she's waiting.

00:48:06.000 That came in handy.

00:48:07.000 Otherwise, she's sitting on the couch, dirtying up this couch. 1.00

00:48:10.000 Dirtying up this couch.

00:48:11.000 Yeah, that's a guy's only couch.

00:48:17.000 Anyway, sorry for this terrible show. 0.98

00:48:19.000 This one's really sucked. 0.82

00:48:20.000 They're not all going to be out of the park, especially as we iron out these technical glitches with a retard at the helm. 1.00

00:48:26.000 But yeah, I get to the gym and they go, are you going to move around with this suit up?

00:48:32.000 A lot of vernacular.

00:48:34.000 I can't tell if they're kidding or not. 1.00

00:48:36.000 And you're a pussy if you go, are you serious? 1.00

00:48:38.000 Do I have to actually spar with you guys? 1.00

00:48:42.000 So you just go, all right, I'll warm up.

00:48:45.000 And you start skipping rope, praying that that was a joke.

00:48:49.000 And then they keep fighting, which is good too, because you think, even if I do have to spar with these guys, it'll be on like the fifth or sixth round for them.

00:48:57.000 And they'll be exhausted and we'll at least be in the same universe, as opposed to me fighting Superman and Batman at the same time.

00:49:05.000 And then you see one of the guys taking his wraps off and you're like, you wouldn't be taking your wraps off if you had more rounds in you.

00:49:13.000 I think you were kidding about sparring. 0.99

00:49:17.000 And then later, Larry goes, yo, put on your fucking body bag. 1.00

00:49:21.000 The body bag is this thing that goes around your body and then everyone gets to punch you in the body. 1.00

00:49:25.000 It sucks shit. 1.00

00:49:27.000 And it's exhausting. 1.00

00:49:29.000 And occasionally you'll crack a rib with it.

00:49:31.000 My new thing is I wear two, two body bags.

00:49:34.000 So I go, yeah, right.

00:49:37.000 Put on a body bag.

00:49:39.000 And in my head, I'm like, please be kidding, please be kidding, please be kidding, please be kidding.

00:49:42.000 He was kidding.

00:49:43.000 He didn't want me to put on the body bag.

00:49:45.000 So it ended up being a very kind of a peaceful morning.

00:49:48.000 I just hit the water bag, did the slip rope. 0.96

00:49:51.000 I don't know, it was pretty fucking simple. 0.92

00:49:53.000 But I've realized I spend most of my time at the boxing gym dreading sparring, praying to God that I don't have to spar. 1.00

00:50:01.000 And they always say the same shit, dude. 0.99

00:50:03.000 They're always like, well, just work around. 1.00

00:50:04.000 You know, take it easy.

00:50:05.000 We're not trying to kill nobody.

00:50:07.000 That's the same quote they always say.

00:50:08.000 We're not trying to kill nobody.

00:50:10.000 Now, here's the problem.

00:50:11.000 I'm not good enough to do soft punches.

00:50:14.000 I'm like, imagine, I don't know, it was in the dark and there was bats attacking you.

00:50:19.000 You wouldn't like play with some of the bats and tap some of them off to the side.

00:50:22.000 You'd go, that's how I box. 0.99

00:50:28.000 So as I'm screaming, punching wildly, I punch you in the head really hard.

00:50:34.000 And then they go, oh, okay, we're playing at that level.

00:50:37.000 So now they start punching me as hard.

00:50:39.000 In fact, I've had guys say, oh, okay, that means I can hit you that hard.

00:50:43.000 Verbatim.

00:50:45.000 So now they're punching me hard. 0.97

00:50:46.000 Now I'm punching them hard.

00:50:47.000 Now it's a brawl. 0.96

00:50:49.000 It's bats in the dark.

00:50:51.000 The why of things.

00:50:53.000 That's how I would describe my boxing technique.

00:50:55.000 Bats in the dark.

00:51:00.000 All right, we'll take some calls soon.

00:51:02.000 I hope that works.

00:51:03.000 If that doesn't work, we're going to be...

00:51:05.000 That's going to work.

00:51:06.000 And...

00:51:07.000 And I think I know why.

00:51:09.000 Because we tried very hard last night.

00:51:11.000 We put in some good work.

00:51:12.000 You're very confident, aren't you?

00:51:14.000 Yes.

00:51:14.000 But now you're making me unconfident with saying that.

00:51:17.000 I promise you the Skype calls will suck. 0.66

00:51:19.000 I promise.

00:51:20.000 I'll bet you $10 right now that the Skype calls, the first person's going to have problems and it's going to take some kink ironing. 0.54

00:51:28.000 Do you want to make a bet?

00:51:29.000 Nothing wrong with that.

00:51:32.000 Do you want to make a bet?

00:51:33.000 That's my answer.

00:51:34.000 No?

00:51:34.000 Do you want to make a bet?

00:51:35.000 So let's virtually shake hands right now.

00:51:39.000 I bet you $10.

00:51:41.000 I bet you $10 Skype will not go off without a hitch.

00:51:45.000 Okay.

00:51:47.000 All right.

00:51:49.000 Let's look at the war on cops.

00:51:50.000 So we're in the South Bronx here.

00:51:53.000 Cops were just ambushed.

00:51:54.000 Actually, why don't you jump to that?

00:51:56.000 Cops ambushed.

00:51:57.000 Nobody cares.

00:51:58.000 This was right by our new studio.

00:52:00.000 We're by the hub in the South Bronx.

00:52:02.000 Nope.

00:52:03.000 It's under cops ambushed.

00:52:06.000 Oh, wait.

00:52:07.000 Sorry.

00:52:08.000 It's under Welcome to the Neighborhood.

00:52:09.000 That was my bad.

00:52:10.000 I was wrong.

00:52:10.000 Ryan was right.

00:52:11.000 Welcome to the Neighborhood.

00:52:13.000 This is our hood where we now house our studio.

00:52:17.000 It's cheap. 0.96

00:52:18.000 It's like fucking 10 times the size of our old studio. 0.98

00:52:21.000 And there's a lesson here, by the way, folks, with business. 0.98

00:52:23.000 If you have an idea for a company, cupcakes, sell them out of your house, out of some shithole in Manhattan, some tiny apartment, whatever, for two years.

00:52:33.000 Suffer for two years.

00:52:34.000 Our old studio, I think it literally was a closet.

00:52:38.000 I think it was where the janitor stored stuff.

00:52:41.000 And then he ended up farming out a lot of the maintenance and cleaning. 0.98

00:52:45.000 So he didn't need such a big room for all his brooms and shit. 0.97

00:52:48.000 That's where we were. 0.99

00:52:49.000 And we suffered there for two years, boiling hot.

00:52:54.000 Horrible, horrible studio, but we suffered for two years because we didn't want this thing to fail.

00:53:00.000 Then we saw it was gaining momentum and it's really gaining momentum, by the way.

00:53:04.000 I've got big plans for this site.

00:53:09.000 And lots of people coming on board.

00:53:11.000 You're not going to spend more than 10 bucks a month.

00:53:13.000 I promise you that. 0.94

00:53:15.000 I'll never force you to pay more, but I promise you, you will incrementally get more and more shit and it'll be more and more exciting because I weathered the two-year storm and got sued and had to reincorporate and lost our payment processor and threatened to sue the payment processors, 0.97

00:53:30.000 blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 0.99

00:53:31.000 Did all that shit. 1.00

00:53:32.000 And now that we're sort of sailing in the lake, as I used the same analogy earlier, now we're ready to rock. 1.00

00:53:40.000 Oh, so lucky that is a lucky bird.

00:53:44.000 So we're here in the South Bronx by the hub.

00:53:47.000 And this is what goes on here.

00:53:49.000 Cops are so...

00:53:50.000 And by the way, this would have been a segment that you could have done a backdrop for, The War on Cops.

00:53:55.000 That was one of them, right?

00:53:56.000 Yep.

00:53:57.000 That was number one, two, three, four, five.

00:53:59.000 Number five.

00:54:03.000 This is them just brazenly attacking a cop.

00:54:06.000 He's off duty.

00:54:08.000 And at 11.41 a.m.

00:54:12.000 Is the video down there?

00:54:16.000 Yeah, look at this.

00:54:17.000 Wait, that's not the video.

00:54:20.000 I hate.

00:54:21.000 This is my biggest pet peeve with the entire internet.

00:54:23.000 You ready?

00:54:24.000 Ads are annoying.

00:54:26.000 Like you go to Gateway Pundit or Daily Mail, and it's like a website from idiocracy with the non-stop ads.

00:54:33.000 But my biggest pet peeve with the World Wide Web is you go to an article, it's like, mom eaten by bear. 1.00

00:54:41.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

00:54:41.000 Then there's a video there. 0.99

00:54:43.000 You click on it.

00:54:44.000 It's a totally unrelated video. 0.98

00:54:47.000 What in the Sam fucking hell is that? 1.00

00:54:51.000 By the way, Ryan, speaking of your fuck-ups, you should have been freezing this studio from 7 to 9 at 60 degrees until it's a fucking fridge and you can see your breath. 1.00

00:55:06.000 Okay, noted. 0.99

00:55:06.000 We could do that next time, sure. 0.99

00:55:08.000 But how did you not think of that?

00:55:12.000 I just didn't.

00:55:14.000 It was an oversight.

00:55:15.000 I was trying to make sure the audio was going.

00:55:16.000 You know what?

00:55:17.000 I don't know.

00:55:17.000 Oh, you were trying to make sure the audio was good.

00:55:19.000 So you didn't make it cold in here.

00:55:21.000 Yeah, it was here last time.

00:55:21.000 Livable because you were working on the audio.

00:55:23.000 Until I don't even know what time.

00:55:25.000 Anyway.

00:55:26.000 I didn't count the time. 1.00

00:55:27.000 I hate this fucking shit. 1.00

00:55:29.000 I hate when you click on a video and it's not related to the motherfucking article. 1.00

00:55:34.000 How is that even allowed? 0.98

00:55:37.000 That's verboten.

00:55:39.000 That's fraud. 0.97

00:55:41.000 Here's another shitty trick going on these days, by the way. 0.92

00:55:44.000 You go to Twitter, they show you what's trending and it's something that doesn't even look that crazy. 0.91

00:55:50.000 Not mom eaten by bear, but it's like the trouble with the thickness of shoes today and why they don't last very long. 0.98

00:55:57.000 And you go, I don't really give a shit about that, but whatever. 0.98

00:56:00.000 I'm on the train. 0.95

00:56:02.000 So you click on it and then you have to sign up. 1.00

00:56:05.000 And you go, I'm not signing up to the Wall Street Journal for this stupid shitty article. 0.99

00:56:08.000 Or even worse, like the Toronto Daily Star, some weird Canadian thing. 0.99

00:56:15.000 And I think what's happening is Twitter is selling stories to subscription-based news sites, and then they give you a story and you have to sign up to fucking hear it. 0.89

00:56:27.000 Well, that ain't working. 0.95

00:56:29.000 Anyway, let's see a cop be abused for no reason in the South Bronx.

00:56:33.000 This is maybe 12 minutes from our studio.

00:56:38.000 Look at the confidence, too.

00:56:45.000 One, two, three, four guys.

00:56:48.000 Poised and ready to rock.

00:56:51.000 What's with that view? 0.90

00:56:53.000 Ryan, it's all black. 0.89

00:56:54.000 They're highlighting him.

00:56:56.000 Oh, I see.

00:57:01.000 See, the reason they do this is twofold.

00:57:04.000 One is the media has told them that cops are hunting them and they need revenge.

00:57:08.000 Two, there's no bail.

00:57:10.000 They know nothing's going to happen to them.

00:57:12.000 Why not? 1.00

00:57:13.000 Why not fuck with these cops? 1.00

00:57:16.000 You told me they're my enemy. 1.00

00:57:17.000 They're a rival gang.

00:57:19.000 And nothing will happen to me if I do it.

00:57:24.000 Just north of us in New Rochelle, we have a guy. 0.99

00:57:29.000 This guy is fucked is the header. 0.99

00:57:34.000 So he's at a gas station. 1.00

00:57:36.000 He sees this guy.

00:57:38.000 I think his name's Fogg.

00:57:40.000 Martin Fogg?

00:57:43.000 Something Fogg. 1.00

00:57:45.000 Beating the shit out of his mom. 0.99

00:57:48.000 And he's kicking her door of her car in. 0.99

00:57:52.000 And then he goes, hey, buddy, take it easy.

00:57:54.000 Take it easy. 1.00

00:57:56.000 And the guy's, what you going to do, motherfucker? 1.00

00:57:58.000 And so the guy attacks him. 0.99

00:58:01.000 So he, I think this undercover cop, Mike Vaccaro, is like, all right, all right, I don't need any trouble.

00:58:07.000 I don't need any trouble.

00:58:07.000 And he calls for backup and he starts going away.

00:58:10.000 And the guy's, the black guy's like, I'll kill you, motherfucker. 1.00

00:58:13.000 I'll fuck you up. 1.00

00:58:14.000 And then the police show up and he keeps talking about how he's going to kill him. 1.00

00:58:18.000 And so the guy hits him, I think, twice.

00:58:22.000 He's done.

00:58:24.000 His career is over.

00:58:26.000 $2 million pension down the drain. 1.00

00:58:28.000 Like, he's fucked for this. 1.00

00:58:31.000 So you go, okay, what did he do? 1.00

00:58:32.000 Did he stick a broomstick up someone's ass? 0.99

00:58:34.000 I think I have the video here of what happened. 0.99

00:58:45.000 Okay, so wait, wait, actually, go back, go back.

00:58:49.000 Show the other video first. 0.99

00:58:50.000 So that's the beginning of this fog guy being a fag. 1.00

00:58:57.000 Wow, that's sharp. 0.97

00:59:00.000 I want to get the cameras that these guys have.

00:59:03.000 Is that zoomed out?

00:59:07.000 Skip around a bit.

00:59:16.000 So I think the cop's car...

00:59:18.000 Yeah, so that's the bad guy right there.

00:59:21.000 And he's already attacked one woman, and there he is attacking his mother.

00:59:25.000 That's his mother.

00:59:25.000 He just kicked her car door.

00:59:27.000 He could have zoomed out more.

00:59:28.000 I think we missed it, Ryan.

00:59:31.000 You're too close.

00:59:38.000 Yeah, there we go.

00:59:41.000 So that's like the girlfriend.

00:59:43.000 And then the mother is there in the other white car.

00:59:47.000 And he's like, oh, what?

00:59:49.000 My mom's here too now? 1.00

00:59:50.000 Fuck that bitch. 1.00

00:59:51.000 I hate my mom. 1.00

00:59:53.000 So she's like, I'm out of here. 1.00

00:59:55.000 This guy's a psycho. 1.00

00:59:56.000 My son is a psycho. 1.00

00:59:58.000 So this is when the undercover or the off-duty cop says, take it easy, my guy. 0.99

01:00:05.000 And he threatens him.

01:00:07.000 So the guy doesn't fight him there.

01:00:11.000 The guy leaves, okay, now you can go back to the other video.

01:00:17.000 Color TV. 1.00

01:00:29.000 Coward, nigga. 1.00

01:00:31.000 That's the guy. 1.00

01:00:32.000 That's the mic. 1.00

01:00:45.000 The shit of you. 1.00

01:00:47.000 This black repetition thing. 1.00

01:00:48.000 This is the same thing 20 times in a row. 1.00

01:00:53.000 Word of my life I'll beat the shit out of you. 1.00

01:00:55.000 Okay, here stop. 1.00

01:00:56.000 Stop.

01:00:58.000 This is it.

01:00:59.000 Oh, that was a perfect freeze.

01:01:00.000 Oh, you ruined it.

01:01:07.000 Stop.

01:01:09.000 So the officer's only defense is you're about to see the guy cock his arm back.

01:01:16.000 There. 0.86

01:01:17.000 Right?

01:01:18.000 He cocks his arm back, and the cop responds.

01:01:23.000 That's the crime.

01:01:25.000 That's the end of his career.

01:01:26.000 That's his family out of a pension.

01:01:28.000 That's his whole life flushed down the toilet.

01:01:31.000 This cell phone video.

01:01:32.000 So that is clearly someone about to punch you, right?

01:01:35.000 Now, most cops know in today's age, you should take the beating. 0.99

01:01:41.000 Take the punch to the face. 0.99

01:01:42.000 There's other cops there. 0.99

01:01:43.000 They're not going to steal your gun.

01:01:44.000 So what we've told cops is, if someone caulks back to punch you, take it.

01:01:49.000 And then you can tune them up after.

01:01:53.000 So that's his sin right there, what you just saw.

01:01:55.000 That's a $2 million punch.

01:02:00.000 What? 0.99

01:02:00.000 How the fuck did we get here? 0.99

01:02:04.000 Look at what a pussy he is, too. 1.00

01:02:06.000 He's like, word of my life. 1.00

01:02:07.000 I'll fuck you up, nigga. 1.00

01:02:09.000 And then he gets two punches and he's... 1.00

01:02:12.000 So now the cops get him out of there.

01:02:15.000 Look at how instantly he folds after one hit. 1.00

01:02:26.000 I realize cops are surrounding him, but you can tell even with the cops that he's a pussy. 1.00

01:02:32.000 That guy lost his temper. 1.00

01:02:34.000 He punched someone who was attacking his own mother and saying, word on my life, I'll fuck you up, nigga. 1.00

01:02:41.000 He's mad. 1.00

01:02:43.000 He's probably smushing his head there Too hard.

01:02:50.000 Is that worth the end of your career? 0.77

01:02:52.000 This is what I've been talking about all week: like liberal privilege, black privilege. 0.99

01:02:58.000 They can do, they can attack their mothers, attack their girlfriends. 0.99

01:03:01.000 They need counseling.

01:03:03.000 They get away with bail.

01:03:04.000 A cop is a little too rough once, entire career over.

01:03:09.000 And that $2 million, like that's his pension for the rest of his life.

01:03:13.000 That's what his wife would live on. 0.95

01:03:14.000 That's what help their kids get through school.

01:03:16.000 That's why you be a cop. 1.00

01:03:17.000 That's why you endure the shit for 20 years. 0.99

01:03:19.000 I actually think the pension is too high. 0.99

01:03:22.000 And I think retiring at 40 is too soon.

01:03:25.000 Sorry, my cop viewers are going to be mad.

01:03:27.000 I think you should go until closer to 50.

01:03:30.000 And 120 grand a year, 100 grand a year for detectives.

01:03:35.000 That's a bit rich, guys.

01:03:37.000 It's a bit rich. 0.98

01:03:37.000 They tend to just like own bars and shit anyway. 0.98

01:03:40.000 This is my least popular cop opinion is that their pensions are too rich, especially in the old days. 0.99

01:03:46.000 Now they're a little more snug. 0.91

01:03:49.000 But in New York City, five years ago, 10 years ago, ridiculous. 0.89

01:03:53.000 And the city just can't afford it.

01:03:55.000 But anyway, to lose all that and the big picture is he signed up for abuse for 20 years so he could retire and take care of his family forever. 1.00

01:04:05.000 And that's taken away because of that stupid punch. 1.00

01:04:09.000 And the weird thing is I talk to other cops about it and they're like, yeah, he's fucked. 1.00

01:04:12.000 He shouldn't have done that. 1.00

01:04:14.000 Like they sound, I'm not going to say pussy whipped, but like they're just so beaten down that they go, yeah, you're not allowed to do that. 0.99

01:04:23.000 You can't have any pudding if you don't eat your meat. 0.99

01:04:27.000 They sound like kids in a Pink Floyd video.

01:04:31.000 Here's a story speaking of cops that will never go anywheres.

01:04:37.000 Cop ambushed.

01:04:38.000 Nobody cares.

01:04:43.000 Police chief slain Colorado officer was ambushed.

01:04:47.000 Have you heard about this anywhere else?

01:04:49.000 Has this appeared anywhere on any news source?

01:04:52.000 Scroll down.

01:04:55.000 A police officer who was one of the three people killed in a shooting at a suburban Denver shopping district was ambushed by a suspect who expressed hatred toward police, authorities said Tuesday.

01:05:05.000 In other words, it was a hate crime.

01:05:08.000 Arvada police officer Gordon Beasley was targeted because he was wearing an Arvada police uniform and a badge, Chief Link Strait said.

01:05:16.000 Officer Beasley was ambushed by someone who expressed hatred of police officers.

01:05:19.000 Strait called it a deliberate act of violence and an isolated incident, but he did not provide details about the suspect.

01:05:25.000 Of course, he wouldn't want to embarrass him.

01:05:27.000 Of course, we get details of the cop who shot or who whatever George Floyd within hours.

01:05:35.000 The suspect also died in the shooting on Monday, how authorities knew that the suspect had deliberately attacked Beasley and how they knew about the suspect views towards police.

01:05:44.000 Wait.

01:05:45.000 Authorities knew.

01:05:46.000 Oh, yeah.

01:05:47.000 The suspect was identified as 59-year-old Ronald Troik by Jefferson County coroner Annette Cannon.

01:05:53.000 59? 0.99

01:05:53.000 What the fuck was he still doing in the force? 0.99

01:05:56.000 They did not explain what started Monday's shootout, which also killed a man. 0.94

01:06:00.000 I don't like the tone of this article.

01:06:02.000 It's very dubious.

01:06:08.000 But yeah.

01:06:10.000 It's clear that cops are getting killed on a regular basis. 0.97

01:06:13.000 Blacks are not getting killed by cops to any statistically relevant degree. 0.98

01:06:20.000 We have more people that die from spider bites every year than innocent blacks shot by cops. 0.97

01:06:27.000 However, we have, what are we up to now?

01:06:30.000 I think it's like 50 cops shot dead a year in America.

01:06:35.000 No parades.

01:06:37.000 Nothing for them.

01:06:39.000 And by the way, these were not cops that were picking a fight, trying to do suicide by perp.

01:06:44.000 That's not a thing.

01:06:45.000 Suicide by cop is a thing. 0.72

01:06:49.000 Let's end this war on cops segment with probably the easiest pursuit I've ever seen in my life. 1.00

01:06:55.000 Yet another shit chest who thinks she can take on a cop. 1.00

01:07:00.000 Turn it up. 1.00

01:07:04.000 Leave. 0.99

01:07:07.000 Beth, let's go!

01:07:08.000 Beth, Selfie!

01:07:11.000 We're doing nothing wrong.

01:07:13.000 Leave. 0.99

01:07:18.000 Okay, I've watched this 900 times.

01:07:21.000 I finally realized what she said.

01:07:23.000 He goes, leave.

01:07:24.000 She goes make me. 1.00

01:07:25.000 And then he goes to pursue her.

01:07:26.000 And she's like, Beth, let's go.

01:07:27.000 And then she thinks she can escape.

01:07:31.000 Look how easily her legs fold together. 1.00

01:07:35.000 Beth, let's go.

01:07:36.000 Beth, Selfie!

01:07:39.000 We're doing nothing wrong.

01:07:40.000 That's a hard fall.

01:07:41.000 Leave. 0.99

01:07:44.000 Beth, let's go.

01:07:45.000 Oh, I think he said leave, and she goes, I don't want to.

01:07:47.000 I heard don't get smart with me.

01:07:51.000 Leave. 0.99

01:07:53.000 Yeah, don't get smart with me.

01:07:58.000 The January 6th meandering.

01:08:00.000 We got some stuff on that.

01:08:01.000 Fake news.

01:08:02.000 That's interesting too.

01:08:05.000 Kumio and I were supposed to discuss this movie yesterday, Karen, which BET is putting out.

01:08:12.000 And it's all about, it's a liberal fantasy. 0.99

01:08:15.000 And the fantasy is that racist bitches attack, murder, and frame beautiful upper-middle-class black people who move into a nice neighborhood. 1.00

01:08:25.000 This is not a thing. 1.00

01:08:28.000 However, I don't have the link.

01:08:29.000 You'll have to look it up. 1.00

01:08:31.000 However, white people moving into a black neighborhood, you're fucked. 1.00

01:08:36.000 You're going to get told to leave. 1.00

01:08:38.000 White people looking at real estate in a black neighborhood will get you fucked up. 1.00

01:08:43.000 They will start harassing you on the street. 1.00

01:08:45.000 And when I lived in Williamsburg, some young kids would keep going east to Bushwick, which is near East New York, which is a danger zone.

01:08:53.000 And they'd be like getting milk at the bodega.

01:08:55.000 And they'd just be screamed at. 1.00

01:08:57.000 Why the fuck you in this neighborhood, you white motherfucker? 1.00

01:08:59.000 What you doing here, white boy? 1.00

01:09:01.000 And there'd just be some girl sitting crying. 1.00

01:09:06.000 Turn it up.

01:09:14.000 Somebody's Taking home security serious.

01:09:16.000 Hi, I am Karen Drexler.

01:09:18.000 I'm your neighbor.

01:09:20.000 You need to be taking your trash cans off the curb right when the trash is picked up.

01:09:24.000 Is she nice?

01:09:26.000 Yeah, she's nice. 0.99

01:09:27.000 Wait a minute.

01:09:28.000 We have a white entitled neighbor named Karen. 1.00

01:09:32.000 I like how.

01:09:33.000 Hold on.

01:09:34.000 I like how someone in the movie is talking about how absurd their own movie is.

01:09:38.000 Isn't that kind of a cliche?

01:09:43.000 In the kitchen.

01:09:44.000 I've come across some slaving away in the kitchen, she said.

01:09:50.000 Can you please hurry up?

01:09:52.000 Please do they're very aggressive.

01:09:54.000 Yep.

01:09:54.000 I left my wallet with my ID at home.

01:09:57.000 Leave us alone.

01:09:58.000 We didn't do anything.

01:09:58.000 Come on, stop.

01:10:00.000 Who the fuck leaves their wallet with their ID at home? 0.99

01:10:04.000 You want to go out for a walk? 1.00

01:10:05.000 Yeah, sure.

01:10:06.000 I'll just put my bare pants on.

01:10:09.000 I've never done that in my life.

01:10:11.000 Maybe at the swimming pool, I could say, I don't have my wallet on me.

01:10:14.000 I'm swimming.

01:10:16.000 That's about it.

01:10:17.000 And this actress, by the way, has said she really enjoyed doing this world because it's very important to show this pattern of Karens.

01:10:24.000 And you'll notice this whole thing where she was calling them, that was based on the Central Park thing. 0.96

01:10:30.000 I mean, I'm of two minds with the Karens because they fuck with me too, but this is a mythical scenario. 0.98

01:10:37.000 A nice, clean, upper-middle-class black couple. 0.99

01:10:41.000 If a upper-middle-class black couple moves into a fancy neighborhood, everyone poops their pants with excitement. 0.97

01:10:48.000 They wish blacks would move into their neighborhood, but blacks can't afford their $3 million homes. 1.00

01:10:54.000 So this scenario where they're like, well, looky here, what do we got? 0.94

01:10:58.000 And the thing that always disturbs me about this stuff is that they want it to be true.

01:11:04.000 Like a lot of black people want this to be the truth. 1.00

01:11:07.000 And that's why they can't live in fancy places because they get shut down. 0.99

01:11:11.000 But a lot of liberals are going to watch that and masturbate because they want it to be true. 0.99

01:11:17.000 Because it explains black failure, I guess. 1.00

01:11:18.000 Black failure, white guilt. 1.00

01:11:21.000 Let's see the rest of the stupid trailer. 1.00

01:11:28.000 Did you end up moving to this neighborhood? 1.00

01:11:30.000 Next thing you know, we have criminals.

01:11:33.000 You take care of him and I will take care of her. 0.94

01:11:36.000 Would you mind stepping out of the car?

01:11:38.000 My office has uncovered some disturbing information on her and her brother.

01:11:43.000 Wait, go back.

01:11:45.000 Go back, go back to the African cop. 1.00

01:11:47.000 Teenagers.

01:11:48.000 Suspect.

01:11:49.000 End up moving to this neighborhood.

01:11:51.000 Next thing you know, we have criminals.

01:11:54.000 You take care of him and I will take care of her. 0.94

01:11:57.000 Would you mind stepping out of the car?

01:11:59.000 My office isn't covered.

01:12:00.000 Stop. 0.99

01:12:02.000 What the fuck is that office? 1.00

01:12:04.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what the fuck? 1.00

01:12:06.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:12:07.000 What?

01:12:07.000 That looks like the psychotherapist.

01:12:08.000 Are they in Mugabe's headquarters?

01:12:10.000 Is this where Edi Amin does his police investigations?

01:12:14.000 What is going on?

01:12:16.000 We all wear masks.

01:12:18.000 I looked into the people harassing you. 1.00

01:12:20.000 They are gay. 1.00

01:12:21.000 They eat the poo-poo. 1.00

01:12:23.000 What has he got there? 1.00

01:12:25.000 He's got some like black children, some black Americana, then he's got some African statue with like a weird African fucking... 1.00

01:12:34.000 What's that game called? 1.00

01:12:38.000 Bacharak? 0.81

01:12:39.000 No, what's the one with the little discs?

01:12:42.000 Othello?

01:12:43.000 Yeah, Ryan.

01:12:44.000 Othello.

01:12:45.000 That has discs.

01:12:47.000 Checkers? 0.54

01:12:49.000 No, the Backgammon.

01:12:51.000 Oh, yeah.

01:12:52.000 He's got an African Backgammon thing.

01:12:55.000 What a weird office for a small-town cop.

01:13:00.000 And I like how he looks like Huey Newton in the Black Panthers there. 0.99

01:13:03.000 Is that a framed Ouija board on the back of the fucking... 0.99

01:13:06.000 Do you want to summon a spirit while you're here? 0.99

01:13:08.000 No, we're good.

01:13:09.000 Thanks.

01:13:10.000 I have looked into the people bothering you.

01:13:12.000 They have bad juju.

01:13:14.000 Disturbing information on her and her brother. 0.99

01:13:20.000 She doesn't like black people. 0.96

01:13:21.000 We have a search warrant. 0.99

01:13:23.000 Well, I'm black. 0.89

01:13:26.000 I know she doesn't like you either. 0.89

01:13:30.000 I want to sell the house.

01:13:33.000 By the way, just pause.

01:13:35.000 That's my life. 1.00

01:13:37.000 Being a Trump supporter in liberal Westchester has them harassing my fucking... 1.00

01:13:43.000 This is my reality. 0.99

01:13:45.000 And my wife with tears in her eyes saying, I want to sell the house. 1.00

01:13:48.000 This is what I go through as they vandalize my home produce on a regular basis.

01:13:54.000 What you're seeing now is mythical.

01:13:56.000 If you want to see this, then follow a Trump supporter in a liberal neighborhood in New York.

01:14:01.000 An unlikely partnership, the leader of a quote-unquote hate group and an African-American woman.

01:14:07.000 What is that? 1.00

01:14:08.000 A Dukes of Hazard fucking soap dispenser? 0.99

01:14:11.000 It's just... 0.99

01:14:12.000 Is that like an old-timey lighter?

01:14:14.000 What is that thing?

01:14:15.000 I think it's the soap.

01:14:16.000 Confederate ladder, boys. 1.00

01:14:17.000 Racist-ass soap. 1.00

01:14:19.000 Racist lighter soap. 1.00

01:14:21.000 You're living next door to racists. 0.99

01:14:25.000 You went in her house.

01:14:27.000 You wouldn't want your wife to know our little secret, really?

01:14:30.000 Doesn't that say that racism isn't a present thing that's everywhere?

01:14:34.000 If it's such a big deal? 0.99

01:14:36.000 Yeah, if you shit your pants when you find it. 0.98

01:14:38.000 Right. 0.97

01:14:38.000 And go, how did we end up here? 0.97

01:14:40.000 We found the 0.001%.

01:14:44.000 Please receive it back there.

01:14:45.000 What do we have here?

01:14:47.000 We need a hammer.

01:14:48.000 Everything looks like nails.

01:14:50.000 You people are very angry. 1.00

01:14:54.000 Shut your mouth, boy. 1.00

01:14:59.000 Bad things happen to people that don't comply. 1.00

01:15:02.000 Oh, my God.

01:15:03.000 I just thought of something.

01:15:05.000 I guarantee you that Karen dies at the end of this video.

01:15:08.000 Oh, yeah. 0.99

01:15:09.000 So it's anti-white porn is what it is. 0.99

01:15:13.000 It's like Django, but modern day. 0.98

01:15:15.000 Yeah, we're going to see her hanging from a tree at the end of the video. 1.00

01:15:18.000 And all the self-hating whites will be going, yeah, hang that white bitch. 1.00

01:15:25.000 They might even develop a black accent while they watch it. 1.00

01:15:27.000 You know what's, you know, people are starting to hate that shit, like black people. 1.00

01:15:31.000 They're like, enough. 1.00

01:15:34.000 They were never part of this.

01:15:36.000 Black people were never part of ethnomasochism.

01:15:39.000 They were never part of critical race theory.

01:15:41.000 This is a white thing.

01:15:43.000 Go up to any black person on the street, especially lower middle class to blue collar, and some guy like covered in drywall powder, and go, Hey man, I was reading critical race theory all day, and I really learned a lot about your plight.

01:15:57.000 He'd be like, What?

01:15:58.000 What are you talking about?

01:15:59.000 Oh, Robin D'Angelo, Derek Bell, W.E.B. Dubois, Joy Reed.

01:16:05.000 I've been watching it all.

01:16:06.000 He'd go, I don't know. 1.00

01:16:07.000 I don't know who the fuck you're talking about. 0.99

01:16:09.000 I never heard any of those people. 0.99

01:16:12.000 Guaranteed.

01:16:21.000 I'm so excited to see this horror film, but after watching this trailer, I can't wait to see this comedy.

01:16:26.000 A whole mess.

01:16:27.000 Why is this black man in a graduation kente cloth? 1.00

01:16:30.000 Why is Pensatucky in it?

01:16:32.000 From Orange of the New Boy.

01:16:33.000 So many whys. 0.96

01:16:34.000 This is the Jordan Pee bootleg we deserve. 1.00

01:16:37.000 Oh, good.

01:16:37.000 Stop the madness.

01:16:38.000 Yeah, he's wearing the scarf of the Kunta Kente, whatever scarf that slave owners wore, that Nancy Pelosi wore.

01:16:46.000 He was celebrating Nancy Pelosi, actually.

01:16:48.000 That was in solidarity with Nancy.

01:16:52.000 All right, let's jump over to the January 6th meandering.

01:16:55.000 Another thing I'm offering $100 for.

01:16:57.000 Like, this is a get off my lawn thing.

01:16:59.000 That's the level of quality we're asking for.

01:17:01.000 Not too crazy.

01:17:03.000 Like, you got a big globe that comes out, boom, it explodes.

01:17:06.000 And then there's the logo.

01:17:07.000 That's easy.

01:17:09.000 Now, if you do something that simple, you might get beat out by someone better. 0.98

01:17:13.000 But I think the gay one will be the funnest one to do. 1.00

01:17:18.000 Lots of rainbows and drag queens dancing around. 0.99

01:17:20.000 Hell yeah.

01:17:21.000 Can we ever show people that?

01:17:23.000 It can be a compilation of video clips.

01:17:25.000 It can be CGI.

01:17:27.000 It can be whatever you want it to be.

01:17:29.000 Can we ever show people that video you made for your buddy's birthday party?

01:17:32.000 Because, I mean, I was typing in Twitter and CumShot came up as one of my searches.

01:17:35.000 And I'd like to announce to everybody, I was doing research.

01:17:38.000 You know that video that you did for your friend's birthday?

01:17:41.000 The birthday punch?

01:17:43.000 Okay.

01:17:44.000 Is it because it's graphic?

01:17:45.000 Should we?

01:17:46.000 Or is it because it's personal?

01:17:47.000 Okay, I can't.

01:17:48.000 We could always warn people.

01:17:50.000 I think I have it on my phone.

01:17:51.000 I had a cop friend who was having a huge birthday party, but I wasn't able to be in town at the time.

01:17:57.000 Right.

01:17:58.000 And if you are friends with cops, they always send you stuff like some beautiful woman like this. 1.00

01:18:03.000 And then she's like, giggling, and she has great tits. 1.00

01:18:07.000 And then she turns around and she has a boner and then she jizzes or something. 1.00

01:18:10.000 Or like, it'll be like, I want to show you my tits. 1.00

01:18:13.000 And she'll just go like this. 1.00

01:18:14.000 And then right when the tits are about to come out, it'll be a guy in a bathtub covered in feces going, oh. 1.00

01:18:20.000 Dude, this is brutal. 0.99

01:18:21.000 And so every time, or it'll just be something so fucking gory, like a guy jumping in front of a train and being cut in half. 0.96

01:18:27.000 And you see it like vividly. 0.96

01:18:29.000 Yes.

01:18:30.000 So that's the video genre I was dealing with here.

01:18:34.000 So I told the guy, I said, hey, man, have a happy birthday.

01:18:38.000 And I sent him this video.

01:18:39.000 Now, this video is so disgusting. 0.58

01:18:40.000 Dude, it's crazy. 0.53

01:18:41.000 If you have kids in the room, get them out of the room. 1.00

01:18:43.000 This is the grossest shit we've ever shown on this show. 1.00

01:18:46.000 Ever. 1.00

01:18:46.000 If you're eating, stop eating. 1.00

01:18:52.000 If you're not the grossest person in the world, then the rest of you should just sort of squint and go forward because this is fucking gross. 0.98

01:19:00.000 There's no right way to watch this. 0.98

01:19:01.000 But it's some of our best work.

01:19:04.000 All right, I'll just play it without anything on the screen.

01:19:09.000 Hey, Stakes, happy birthday, man.

01:19:10.000 I can't be there, but I want to show you a punch you can use out on the streets.

01:19:15.000 It's called the birthday punch, right? 0.96

01:19:16.000 You set it up, you go low, and then you just fucking go, bang, bang, bang, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. 0.99

01:19:23.000 My God. 0.99

01:19:26.000 So that's why I searched Come Shot Everybody, okay?

01:19:30.000 I like when you sent that to me.

01:19:31.000 You go, okay, am I done?

01:19:34.000 Is this good enough?

01:19:35.000 And I'm like, yep, that's a keeper.

01:19:36.000 Can I delete it?

01:19:37.000 I'm going to have to go wash my computer now.

01:19:40.000 But then I noticed when I was looking over your shoulder, you still had a lot of those things still up.

01:19:45.000 I still have them?

01:19:47.000 Yeah.

01:19:47.000 Maybe.

01:19:48.000 I don't even want to touch them to delete them, honestly.

01:19:50.000 I don't want to touch them.

01:19:51.000 To delete them, honestly.

01:19:52.000 That's Ryan lying. 0.98

01:19:54.000 You see, Ryan never admits that he's wrong or that he fucked up. 0.98

01:19:57.000 It's much easier to think of an excuse. 0.99

01:19:59.000 So now his excuse is, I abhor this gay porn so much that I don't even want to touch it to delete it. 0.99

01:20:06.000 It's a funnier thing to say than just I got lazy and who cares? 0.99

01:20:10.000 I mean, who's going to search my computer?

01:20:11.000 My mom?

01:20:12.000 She's going to look at my website.

01:20:13.000 Let's jump to the January 6th meandering.

01:20:16.000 It's considered a crazy lie that Antifa dresses up as us. 0.87

01:20:23.000 They actively admit it.

01:20:28.000 Leftist actors disguised themselves and pretended to work for conservative news outlets during January 6 protests told FBI how to infiltrate Trump rallies.

01:20:35.000 Click on that link.

01:20:36.000 So again, it's not one...

01:20:39.000 None of these are mutually exclusive, right?

01:20:42.000 Yes, Antifa was involved.

01:20:45.000 Yes, the FBI, I do believe, used honeypots. 1.00

01:20:49.000 And yes, a bunch of patriotic rednecks acted stupid. 1.00

01:20:54.000 They're all true. 1.00

01:20:56.000 Scroll down? 1.00

01:20:59.000 So sick of that stupid filter. 1.00

01:21:03.000 Wait, what is this? 1.00

01:21:07.000 Walter and Peter?

01:21:09.000 Scroll down.

01:21:12.000 I'm looking for a picture?

01:21:14.000 I don't know.

01:21:15.000 Oh.

01:21:17.000 The real danger of revolver news and Darren J. Beattie is a valuable investigative researcher on 1.6 and indicted Cosmere is not that people will start questioning the official government narrative.

01:21:26.000 It's that they'll start to question many other official narratives.

01:21:29.000 Yeah, that's a good point.

01:21:30.000 Go to the next link.

01:21:31.000 So Baked Alaska.

01:21:35.000 Yeah, I thought the previous thing was going to show you a bunch of videos of them showing the MAGA hats and stuff they use.

01:21:40.000 Actually, go back to that.

01:21:41.000 Do they not show that?

01:21:41.000 Yeah, it might be a new.

01:21:42.000 This episode sucks, man. 0.97

01:21:44.000 Someone from Arizona, Mr. Gozar, is recognized for five minutes. 0.99

01:21:48.000 Thank you, Madam Chair.

01:21:49.000 No, that's I don't care about that.

01:21:53.000 I want to see them showing their disguises.

01:21:56.000 There's one.

01:21:57.000 Oh, that might be it.

01:21:58.000 Getting his disguise on.

01:21:59.000 Okay, so I'm going to wear a mask underneath the mask.

01:22:04.000 You should wear this.

01:22:05.000 I'm wondering if I should wear.

01:22:07.000 What do you think I should wear this?

01:22:08.000 Should I wear this or this?

01:22:10.000 Yeah.

01:22:11.000 Here, this is your mask.

01:22:12.000 Oh my god, the America mask. 1.00

01:22:14.000 Dude, I'm not fucking with you. 1.00

01:22:16.000 You've got to blend in. 1.00

01:22:17.000 I know you can't stomach wearing it, but like, you need to blend in.

01:22:22.000 You have to have a visual identifier.

01:22:25.000 You're not coming if you're not wearing this.

01:22:28.000 You could also wear this.

01:22:29.000 Yeah, the America hat might be my move.

01:22:31.000 We'll see.

01:22:32.000 I'll bring them both in my backpack.

01:22:34.000 We've got. 1.00

01:22:36.000 Fuck. 1.00

01:22:37.000 Oh, wait. 1.00

01:22:40.000 We're ready to.

01:22:42.000 I don't know if we're committing crimes doing this, but you know, like, we're...

01:22:45.000 Are you insinuating that I don't work for all three of these companies simultaneously?

01:22:49.000 I am at least a little bit insinuating that.

01:22:51.000 You feel like you think that I don't work for all three companies?

01:22:56.000 That's what I wanted to show.

01:22:57.000 But yeah, Baked Alaska, we should get him on the show tomorrow.

01:23:01.000 Sure.

01:23:02.000 Oh, it's Thursday, right?

01:23:03.000 I'd like to do a Friday show.

01:23:05.000 We should get him on the show tomorrow to discuss him being pressured by the FBI to become a snitch.

01:23:12.000 That's why these people are in solitary confinement.

01:23:16.000 What they tell the public is, I have to keep them here.

01:23:19.000 I have to keep Joe Biggs in solitary confinement because if he gets out, he'll start a revolution and end America.

01:23:26.000 They don't really believe that.

01:23:27.000 The truth is they're trying to pinch them, twist the vice so they break and they start saying, yes, Trump told me to do it.

01:23:35.000 And these people were involved in the oath keepers directed me there.

01:23:38.000 And we all had guns and put this guy in prison and that guy in prison.

01:23:41.000 You know who else would do that?

01:23:42.000 Stalin. 0.56

01:23:44.000 We're developing a beautiful combination of Stalinism and southern Italian mafioso rule. 0.92

01:23:51.000 We're somewhere between Czechoslovakia and Sicily. 1.00

01:23:57.000 I hate this kind of shit, by the way. 1.00

01:24:00.000 Yeah, about that. 1.00

01:24:00.000 2015-16, we're in the VIP at Trump events together. 1.00

01:24:07.000 Did you think we'd meet him into office?

01:24:10.000 I always thought we probably would.

01:24:13.000 There were those dark nights, though, weren't there?

01:24:17.000 I've known you a long time.

01:24:18.000 We've been very close and then drifted somewhat.

01:24:20.000 And I've always drifted somewhat.

01:24:22.000 You abused him.

01:24:23.000 I've watched you essentially be the same person, which is a light-hearted entertainer who kind of got swept up in politics in 2015 and never really left you.

01:24:35.000 You got the bug and it stuck.

01:24:37.000 You know what's going on?

01:24:37.000 I know these two very well.

01:24:40.000 And Baked is a very naive, nice guy who wants to be fun and edgy and enjoy the spotlight.

01:24:49.000 He's remarkably naive and he is easy prey.

01:24:53.000 Milo, his father was basically a gangster. 0.98

01:24:59.000 So though he's a homo or an ex-homo, he has a very predatory nature. 1.00

01:25:05.000 And I like him. 0.91

01:25:05.000 I'm not disparaging him, but he's not someone you want to have as an enemy. 0.91

01:25:10.000 And he can manipulate people very well.

01:25:13.000 So what you have here is a lamb and a lion.

01:25:19.000 This is not a normal.

01:25:20.000 These two blondes are not the same. 1.00

01:25:24.000 People, those prominent Trump supporters who got roped in to January the 6th, in no small part thanks to the president's own tweets about, you know, come down.

01:25:34.000 You got to hand it to Milo, right? 0.95

01:25:36.000 He leaves us and he's not fucking retiring. 0.93

01:25:39.000 Like he's getting a great interview right there that I just said I would like to get. 0.98

01:25:43.000 He's already got it.

01:25:45.000 Before we get to that, I want to give people more of a sense of who you are behind the We Love Our Cops videos and behind the other sort of viral entertainments.

01:25:57.000 Tell us a little bit about where you're from and your family.

01:26:01.000 Right.

01:26:02.000 Well, I'm from Anchorage, Alaska.

01:26:04.000 Yeah, that's enough.

01:26:05.000 We'll check that out later.

01:26:06.000 Doesn't that look he should be an interrogator for the FBI, Milo?

01:26:16.000 All right, let's jump to well, I'm going to start taking calls at 10.30.

01:26:22.000 So I just want to show this one thing then.

01:26:24.000 Is it racism?

01:26:25.000 No.

01:26:26.000 Okay.

01:26:26.000 It's fake news.

01:26:27.000 Media matters.

01:26:28.000 Gotcha.

01:26:29.000 I thought this was just such a perfect little tweet.

01:26:31.000 Madeline Peltz.

01:26:33.000 She works for Media Matters for America.

01:26:37.000 And I love that name because it makes you think of media like matter, like ephemera, garbage, dust in the air.

01:26:44.000 It's media matter.

01:26:47.000 And she says, it is, is it my job to point out that Steve Bannon is live streaming to 40k plus people with Tim Poole when he's supposedly banned from YouTube?

01:26:58.000 I mean, I call modern journalists tattletale journalists.

01:27:02.000 I kind of stole it from Ezra Levant because when we were there for Tommy Robinson's trial, there's all these journalists tattletaling on him for filming in the courtroom was one of his sins.

01:27:16.000 And he wasn't in the courtroom.

01:27:17.000 He's in the stairway, but whatever.

01:27:18.000 And he goes, that's what journalists do now.

01:27:20.000 They tattle on each other.

01:27:21.000 They tattle on each other for giving out too much information.

01:27:26.000 And there's Madeline... 0.87

01:27:27.000 What's her name? 1.00

01:27:30.000 Madeline Peltz, openly admitting that her job is to be a fucking tattletale. 1.00

01:27:38.000 What a cunt. 1.00

01:27:39.000 Google image her? 1.00

01:27:46.000 Madeline Peltz is a dirty woman. 1.00

01:27:49.000 A dirty bee. 1.00

01:27:52.000 You heard a Cardi B? 1.00

01:27:53.000 She's a dirty bee. 1.00

01:28:00.000 What is she? 1.00

01:28:01.000 Is she yeah, she's Jewish?

01:28:04.000 She's got one of those faces, though, where she can play with her rating and be like, that's a two.

01:28:12.000 But I bet we'll find a picture where she's an eight. 1.00

01:28:15.000 That's pretty bad.

01:28:16.000 That one's really bad. 1.00

01:28:18.000 And that cable knit sweater with the fucking sheepskin lined coat. 1.00

01:28:22.000 It's so like bully. 1.00

01:28:25.000 She looks like a female schoolyard bully. 1.00

01:28:27.000 Is this a before and after? 0.95

01:28:28.000 This is like, how do you...

01:28:29.000 You're two different weights with the same shirt in the same day.

01:28:34.000 Let's see more pictures, though.

01:28:36.000 I know there's going to be a pretty one.

01:28:37.000 Maybe there's an interview of her talking, and I think she talks like this.

01:28:40.000 So basically, like that, kind of nasally.

01:28:44.000 Okay, let's see if you're right.

01:28:45.000 Pelts, I'm a researcher with Media Matters, and I cover Tucker Carlson.

01:28:49.000 Kind of?

01:28:50.000 No.

01:28:50.000 I cover Tucker Carlson.

01:28:52.000 That's her job. 0.97

01:28:55.000 What?

01:28:56.000 Tucker Carlson is working hard to report the news, and her job is to cover him reporting.

01:29:02.000 I'm Madeline Peltz.

01:29:03.000 I'm a researcher with Media Matters, and I cover Tucker Carlson.

01:29:07.000 So your job, can you describe what your job is?

01:29:11.000 Yeah, so we've got a really great team that works prime time and the evening coverage at Fox News.

01:29:17.000 And I am watching Tucker every night.

01:29:22.000 I've been doing this for about two years.

01:29:24.000 And so I've been hit his programming hit pretty well, and I've been able to sort of piece together the retrospective timeline of his career.

01:29:35.000 Why do you think that so you've been watching his show and you've managed through his show, I guess, to retroactively piece together the timeline of his career?

01:29:46.000 So on one episode, he'll say, and that's when I was working at MSNBC.

01:29:50.000 And then another episode, he'll say, and that's when I was at CNN.

01:29:54.000 No, that never happens.

01:29:56.000 So what are you talking about? 0.99

01:29:59.000 God, if any of this shit these people say was a high school essay, they would get a D. I just feel myself watching this shit with like a red wax pencil, just going like, nope, show your work, makes no sense. 0.99

01:30:13.000 Delete. 1.00

01:30:14.000 This paragraph can go.

01:30:16.000 Keep going with her.

01:30:18.000 Doug Up, which has been considerable, is hopefully going to make a difference with the broadcasting.

01:30:25.000 And what's the importance of it?

01:30:27.000 Well, I think that Tucker's project is fundamentally anti-democratic and normalizes the slide towards fascism and the authoritarian grip on power that exists at the highest levels of government right now.

01:30:41.000 And at the same time, he's portraying himself as a victim of the media, which is ridiculous because he holds one of the most powerful microphones on cable television and in politics and political media.

01:30:58.000 So I think it's important to reveal the motivation behind what he is doing and where he comes from and where he's been and where he's going because this sort of mainstreaming of white nationalist talking points has opened,

01:31:16.000 elevates these alt-right, white identity grievances that otherwise wouldn't be in the media ecosphere, the mainstream media.

01:31:23.000 What's the importance of someone like Tucker Carlson on a major news network giving a platform to white nationalists, white supremacists, and kind of mainstream?

01:31:35.000 Yeah, so Tucker will invite people on to his show that otherwise wouldn't be invited on.

01:31:43.000 He will invite on Tommy Robinson, who's a British anti-Islophobe extremist.

01:31:51.000 And that's just someone that no one else would touch.

01:31:53.000 He covered this ridiculous faux outrage over land reform in South Africa that resulted in a tweet from President Trump saying that he was directing the State Department to look into it.

01:32:06.000 And his programming is closely watched by these fringe white nationalist media figures on South Africa.

01:32:18.000 Nothing is going wrong there.

01:32:19.000 Wait, let me see.

01:32:21.000 His cameras are too good.

01:32:24.000 Nothing is going wrong with South Africa. 0.85

01:32:26.000 Whites are not being treated like cattle there. 0.98

01:32:29.000 There's no farmers, white farmers getting slaughtered, skinned alive. 0.96

01:32:35.000 You're not having 10-year-old boys boiled alive in these South African farms.

01:32:40.000 So that's not a thing.

01:32:42.000 Tommy Robinson is not cracking down on pedophile gangs, grooming gangs that have groomed hundreds of innocent girls and destroyed their lives.

01:32:54.000 That's not a thing.

01:32:56.000 Right?

01:32:56.000 And then lastly, guilt by association.

01:32:59.000 So white nationalists watch the show. 0.99

01:33:02.000 White nationalists also use toilet paper. 0.98

01:33:05.000 Do you use toilet paper? 0.99

01:33:10.000 That's always their evidence.

01:33:12.000 Like bad people like this.

01:33:14.000 Like this. 1.00

01:33:16.000 This means liberals are obsessed with racism and I think it's stupid and I like antagonizing them. 1.00

01:33:23.000 Lots of conservatives, lots of MAGA people do this. 1.00

01:33:26.000 Also, actual Nazis also do this.

01:33:28.000 That doesn't mean that this is a Nazi thing.

01:33:31.000 All cats are mammals.

01:33:33.000 All dogs are mammals.

01:33:35.000 All cats are not dogs.

01:33:37.000 Can you go back to junior high, please? 1.00

01:33:40.000 Can you do some basic logic, you silly cow? 0.99

01:33:43.000 I mean, she just shouldn't be. 1.00

01:33:44.000 Implored.

01:33:46.000 All right, I think we should start taking some calls.

01:33:52.000 I'm going to go get a drink.

01:34:03.000 Now.

01:34:04.000 Well, I gotta find it first.

01:34:06.000 Let's see.

01:34:07.000 You have to find it?

01:34:12.000 You are on the air. 1.00

01:34:15.000 This is a fucking loser. 1.00

01:34:17.000 You know, I'm here to learn, share, listen, understand why. 1.00

01:34:20.000 Hey, why does everyone get two things?

01:34:22.000 You have one thing.

01:34:23.000 Thank you for calling.

01:34:24.000 It's great hearing from you.

01:34:26.000 Bye-bye.

01:34:27.000 All right, next call.

01:34:44.000 Tremble for yourself, my man.

01:34:46.000 You know that you have seen this all before.

01:34:51.000 Tremble, little lion man.

01:34:53.000 You'll never settle any of your score. 0.91

01:34:56.000 You gotta cut to yourself when I leave, Ryan.

01:34:59.000 Uh-oh.

01:35:00.000 I'm coming under the speaker again.

01:35:03.000 I drank all my bud, and now I just have this.

01:35:08.000 What Larry Barnes likes to call Amsterdam Light.

01:35:11.000 No tap bud?

01:35:13.000 I have tap bud, But me abandoning the studio meant you just played music videos instead of talking and filling up the space.

01:35:22.000 This is probably our worst show yet.

01:35:26.000 I mean, talking and doing this, the call thing is a little tough.

01:35:30.000 But I figured that's a nice little bumper, right?

01:35:32.000 We do bumpers.

01:35:34.000 I just made that graphic for the three-shot.

01:35:37.000 But it's a nice graphic.

01:35:38.000 Did you like a lojo for that?

01:35:39.000 You mentioned it several times.

01:35:41.000 I would like to say that it's effective in saying, hey, wait a second.

01:35:45.000 Okay, so I'm told Budweiser's gross. 0.96

01:35:47.000 They call it horse piss. 0.95

01:35:49.000 A cop today said it's too sweet.

01:35:52.000 That's why he likes Miller Light, which I never heard before.

01:35:54.000 He goes, it fills you up too fast.

01:35:56.000 It's too sweet.

01:35:58.000 So let me try what snobs like, which is amps to light.

01:36:02.000 My British friend Tim drinks this.

01:36:04.000 He brought it to the studio.

01:36:05.000 Here we go, folks.

01:36:14.000 It's fine.

01:36:15.000 I like it.

01:36:16.000 It's very similar to Bud.

01:36:19.000 I get how someone could say they hate Bud.

01:36:22.000 In fact, he brought these because he knew I'd only have Bud.

01:36:24.000 And he's like, no, don't worry about it.

01:36:26.000 I bought my own.

01:36:28.000 And it's just Bud.

01:36:34.000 How is this different?

01:36:36.000 3.5% alcohol.

01:36:38.000 What a waste.

01:36:39.000 Bud is 5.

01:36:42.000 Are you hearing me okay?

01:36:44.000 Yep.

01:36:45.000 Remember, we have a $10 bet on this first call.

01:36:47.000 That's correct.

01:36:48.000 All right. 1.00

01:36:49.000 Nervous as shit. 1.00

01:36:51.000 Let's see. 1.00

01:36:52.000 Robert.

01:36:54.000 You're on the line.

01:36:55.000 Hey.

01:36:56.000 Uhuru.

01:36:57.000 Uhuru.

01:36:58.000 How's it going, man?

01:36:59.000 Are you echoing?

01:36:59.000 Can you hear me okay?

01:37:02.000 Yeah, you sound great.

01:37:04.000 Thank you, Robert.

01:37:04.000 And you can't hear your own voice echoing back?

01:37:08.000 No, I cannot. 1.00

01:37:10.000 Thanks a lot, asshole. 1.00

01:37:11.000 You just cost me $10. 1.00

01:37:12.000 Well, we'll wait till the end, to be fair.

01:37:15.000 Sorry about that.

01:37:16.000 Thank you, Robert.

01:37:17.000 We're being honest.

01:37:18.000 What's up, Broham?

01:37:21.000 I got a recommendation for a new drop.

01:37:24.000 It's called You Are Dead Wronged.

01:37:27.000 That sounds like a bad thing.

01:37:28.000 You can find it on YouTube.

01:37:30.000 Yeah.

01:37:31.000 Okay, thanks for that.

01:37:33.000 You are dead wrong.

01:37:36.000 Sounds like a good clip.

01:37:39.000 I was going to say, you have to be more specific, but there's no way this isn't it. 0.99

01:37:45.000 If you think you can graduate from this school without kissing my cock, you are dead wrong. 0.99

01:37:58.000 That makes me think black thing is genetic because that's Africa and she's overacting. 1.00

01:38:05.000 Right.

01:38:06.000 Like Serbs don't act overact. 0.99

01:38:09.000 Blacks overact. 1.00

01:38:11.000 Yep. 0.99

01:38:12.000 Can't spell blacked without act. 0.87

01:38:14.000 I remember on Red Eye once, we were talking about minstrels, blackface. 0.82

01:38:22.000 And I said, this was a major turning point with my popularity there.

01:38:25.000 I go, what's the matter with blackface? 0.99

01:38:28.000 And they go, it demeans blacks. 0.96

01:38:31.000 It implies they're always like shucking and jiving and yeah.

01:38:34.000 And I go, are you sure they weren't?

01:38:38.000 You know, back in the days before electricity, when you were just by the fire, before TV, obviously, the way you would correspond is you'd tell stories.

01:38:47.000 Now it's dark. 0.98

01:38:49.000 Black people are dark. 1.00

01:38:51.000 So they would emote more to get the story across. 1.00

01:38:56.000 And uh-oh.

01:38:58.000 Oh, that's my bad.

01:39:00.000 What did you just do? 0.97

01:39:01.000 I wanted to put, I'm trying to put the, this is so fucking boring.

01:39:04.000 I don't know why you asked me this, but I'm trying to put the graphic and thanks for calling on the back of the thing.

01:39:09.000 So their hands were lighter here.

01:39:13.000 So it would help with the campfire stories to have more of a like, and then we showed up and there was all kinds of stuff going on.

01:39:21.000 Now, I looked into this.

01:39:22.000 I researched it pretty heavily.

01:39:23.000 So I like, this is my little thing.

01:39:25.000 And Trump does this too. 0.96

01:39:26.000 I like to say something that sounds ignorant and crazy, but I've actually secretly previously looked into it. 0.98

01:39:31.000 And yes, some blackface was insulting. 0.94

01:39:34.000 But if you looked at, you know, 1 million hours of blackface, it was popular.

01:39:39.000 There was a thing called the Black and White Minstrel Show when I was a kid in Britain in the 80s that was on.

01:39:45.000 It was just people dancing in blackface, big white lips. 0.95

01:39:48.000 Hello, singing songs, partying. 0.56

01:39:52.000 There was also back in the 20s, early 1900s, late 1800s, whites were fascinated by blacks.

01:39:59.000 They thought they were cool.

01:40:00.000 They were dynamic.

01:40:01.000 They had affairs.

01:40:03.000 They had parties.

01:40:04.000 The American whites were Puritans, and they were coming from a country where they were persecuted for their religion.

01:40:14.000 So they were almost like Amish. 0.98

01:40:18.000 And the Amish were very impressed with the blacks. 0.58

01:40:20.000 They seemed exciting.

01:40:22.000 So they would dress up in blackface and mimic them. 1.00

01:40:24.000 And this is an evolution of that, what you just saw.

01:40:28.000 So yes, a percentage of it was insulting, but a lot of it was like, we like these guys.

01:40:34.000 They're cool.

01:40:35.000 Now, in that thing you're seeing now, that's like the 80s.

01:40:38.000 That was more like an homage to the early, like, mommy, how I know, Swami, Al Jolson and stuff.

01:40:49.000 So it's not a given.

01:40:51.000 So anyway, I said that on Red Eye.

01:40:53.000 And there was a black sound guy who was like, yo, that was too far. 0.99

01:40:57.000 And then Greg Guttfeld said to me, he goes, you know, I trust whatever the black guy's name was.

01:41:01.000 And I got along with the black guy pretty well, except for this night when I said, what's the matter with blackface? 1.00

01:41:07.000 And then Andy Levy goes, but Jim Crow, the name Jim Crow is based on a minstrel show.

01:41:12.000 And I'm like, yeah, so just that's where they got the name.

01:41:18.000 And Greg goes, he was mad at me that night.

01:41:21.000 And he goes, you know, I really trust, let's say his name's Derek.

01:41:26.000 I really trust Derek. 1.00

01:41:27.000 And that night he said to me, Gavin's funny and stuff, but he really is an asshole. 1.00

01:41:32.000 And that meant a lot coming from him. 1.00

01:41:34.000 And I'm just like, why? 0.97

01:41:36.000 Because he's black. 0.99

01:41:38.000 He's a blackface expert. 1.00

01:41:41.000 Greg, I'm a blackface expert.

01:41:44.000 I've been researching it For like three days, I wrote a huge article for Tacky Mag about it.

01:41:48.000 Oh, really?

01:41:49.000 And there's a big myth that it was all about, like, I'm a dumb Negro, doopa doop, bong, it wasn't that that existed, but and my other pet peeve with that too is like that existed with a lot of white humor, too. 0.95

01:42:04.000 Like that I was talking about the crows the other day. 0.99

01:42:06.000 The honeymooners were buffoons. 1.00

01:42:09.000 Both Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble were morons. 1.00

01:42:13.000 Homer Simpson is an idiot. 1.00

01:42:16.000 The dad from Married with Children is a moron. 1.00

01:42:19.000 Al Bundy, yeah. 1.00

01:42:20.000 Al Bundy is not, no one wants to be Al Bundy.

01:42:23.000 He sells shoes and he hates his life.

01:42:25.000 Archie Bunker. 0.97

01:42:26.000 Archie Bunker, we ended up loving him, much to Norman Lear's chagrin, but he's meant to be a doofus.

01:42:33.000 Now, isn't this weird?

01:42:34.000 The two with the redemption arcs at the end of every episode, George Jefferson and Bill Cosby.

01:42:39.000 They always came out out top and they were super cool.

01:42:42.000 You never noticed that?

01:42:43.000 Yeah.

01:42:45.000 It's like the bigotry of low expectations.

01:42:47.000 I've never thought about that before, but I used to watch those shows all the time.

01:42:51.000 All right, let's take another call.

01:42:53.000 I like this lighting a lot.

01:42:58.000 Amster Light is just bud.

01:43:00.000 It's a pilsner.

01:43:02.000 Now I'm mad at Tim for not wanting my disgusting bud so we could have some delicious Amster Light.

01:43:08.000 What?

01:43:10.000 That's like you don't want skim milk.

01:43:13.000 You can only eat whole milk.

01:43:16.000 Oh man, boxing, you're exhausted hitting the heavy bag and it kills your riff skills.

01:43:21.000 Like when I get to the gym, I'm pretty good.

01:43:23.000 There's this black dude there, Takai, I think his name is, and he's funny, which is pretty rare in a boxing gym.

01:43:29.000 Like you can't do subtle humor. 0.97

01:43:31.000 The humor at the boxing gym is usually like, you're gay. 1.00

01:43:35.000 I'm going to fuck you. 1.00

01:43:36.000 You're a fag. 1.00

01:43:37.000 You'd like to get fucked. 1.00

01:43:39.000 I'm going to kick your ass. 1.00

01:43:40.000 You're a pussy. 1.00

01:43:41.000 That's basically the spectrum. 1.00

01:43:46.000 But with this other guy, I just, I torment him like I'm a bully.

01:43:51.000 He's huge.

01:43:51.000 He broke my rib before.

01:43:52.000 He's a black giant. 0.94

01:43:54.000 But I think he's, I can tell he's funny. 0.96

01:43:56.000 So when he's hitting the speed bag, I go up to him and I touch the speed bag to kill the rhythm.

01:44:00.000 I'm like, are you using this? 0.69

01:44:03.000 I was thinking I could do a funny video of how to dominate the boxing gym and just have dumb things like that. 0.99

01:44:08.000 Like, have a toothpick in your mouth. 0.98

01:44:09.000 It intimidates people.

01:44:13.000 But there was this guy who was belching like, and the owner goes, hey, whoever's doing that, stop doing that.

01:44:22.000 There's a lady in the gym. 1.00

01:44:23.000 It's fucking gross. 0.99

01:44:25.000 Now, if I was my normal riffing self, I'd be like, I don't think it's a guy. 0.99

01:44:29.000 I think there's a dinosaur and there's a pterodactyl back there or something.

01:44:32.000 That's funny, I think, because it did sound like a dinosaur.

01:44:36.000 But I'm so exhausted and beaten up that my joke became, it's a dinosaur, coach.

01:44:44.000 What?

01:44:45.000 So you still tried?

01:44:46.000 Are you Jim Carrey after a head injury?

01:44:50.000 Like, that's sad.

01:44:51.000 That's like that woman who, that politician who was shot that they pull out sometimes, and she's got her bald husband saying, we got to ban guns.

01:44:59.000 Just ask my wife. 1.00

01:45:00.000 She got shot in the head, right, honey?

01:45:01.000 And she's like, I am disabled.

01:45:05.000 Yeah, I don't like guns.

01:45:07.000 They hurt.

01:45:08.000 They literally give me a headache.

01:45:10.000 What's her name?

01:45:11.000 Giffords or something?

01:45:12.000 We just had her on the show. 1.00

01:45:13.000 Yeah, we just pulled it up the other day and watched the talk.

01:45:16.000 And they're always like, come over here, say something.

01:45:18.000 And she's like, what do you think guns are? 0.98

01:45:21.000 Are they good or bad?

01:45:22.000 And she's like, bad.

01:45:24.000 All right.

01:45:25.000 Bye.

01:45:27.000 Don't ask her any.

01:45:28.000 Can we ask some questions to her?

01:45:29.000 No, no.

01:45:30.000 She made it pretty clear that they're bad.

01:45:33.000 It is a disaster.

01:45:37.000 We got Jackson postponed.

01:45:41.000 I don't know what that is.

01:45:42.000 731, you're lunch.

01:45:45.000 You like this linen shirt?

01:45:48.000 Isn't it cool?

01:45:49.000 Hell yeah.

01:45:52.000 Is that more breathable?

01:45:54.000 Yeah.

01:45:55.000 I'm not remotely hot right now.

01:45:57.000 I'm wearing a suit.

01:45:57.000 Oh, I think it's a hot.

01:45:58.000 And it's probably 75 degrees in here, 77.

01:46:01.000 So you're plenty hot right now.

01:46:05.000 Okay, that guy, I'm going to put him on hold. 1.00

01:46:07.000 That guy, he can fuck off. 1.00

01:46:09.000 He is waiting too long. 1.00

01:46:10.000 Sir, 909, you are on the air. 1.00

01:46:12.000 Big fucking tips. 1.00

01:46:14.000 Big fucking tits. 1.00

01:46:17.000 Big fucking tips. 1.00

01:46:19.000 Big fucking tits. 1.00

01:46:23.000 Hey, Gav, how's it going? 1.00

01:46:24.000 I digged a new vibes.

01:46:26.000 I digged a new vibes in the studio.

01:46:29.000 No mantis shrimp, but that's okay.

01:46:31.000 Oh, yeah.

01:46:32.000 Dude, I forgot about the mantis shrimp.

01:46:34.000 That's coming up.

01:46:37.000 I don't know, man.

01:46:38.000 Are you sure?

01:46:39.000 I promise.

01:46:40.000 I promise.

01:46:42.000 It's going to be in Ryan's little fag zone. 1.00

01:46:45.000 I take care of my sea creatures. 0.99

01:46:47.000 The one thing he can do, he lives like a hoarder.

01:46:50.000 His life is disgusting, but he does have these fish that are like living better than him.

01:46:56.000 Yeah, yeah. 0.86

01:46:57.000 Well, thank you.

01:46:58.000 Really? 0.94

01:46:59.000 And that little fag zone, right? 1.00

01:47:01.000 No, there's no fag zone. 1.00

01:47:02.000 That's just a disgusting hellhole. 0.99

01:47:03.000 No, it's just a regular zone. 0.98

01:47:05.000 All right. 0.96

01:47:06.000 I actually have a video from the fag zone. 1.00

01:47:08.000 I'm going to send you right now.

01:47:10.000 Go ahead, sir.

01:47:11.000 Really? 0.74

01:47:12.000 Okay, so I just sent the fag zone master an image. 1.00

01:47:22.000 Mr. D'Souza is coming to our little town of Arizona.

01:47:26.000 So I thought maybe I'd let you guys know because it's kind of an exciting thing for me and my team of people.

01:47:37.000 Cool, man.

01:47:38.000 I got the poster up now.

01:47:40.000 That's great.

01:47:41.000 Did you know that you're not fair?

01:47:43.000 No, did you know that back in like the early 90s when Michelle Malkin was a student, maybe 20 years old, 21, Dinesh D'Souza came to her school and there was a massive protest and the professors got together and said something like,

01:48:00.000 Dinesh D'Souza, don't let the white man fool you, protesting him going there.

01:48:07.000 And she was a little mouse before that. 1.00

01:48:09.000 And that day she became a lion because she went, these fucking professors that we're paying are Telling me that I can't watch this? 1.00

01:48:17.000 Fuck them. 1.00

01:48:18.000 I'm pissed. 1.00

01:48:20.000 Well, let me tell you: off of that, off of what you just said, I've been helping organize this event, and there's been an oddball crew of people on my social media kind of accounts that have underground,

01:48:40.000 told them, hey, I'm working on this event.

01:48:42.000 And they're like, dude, thanks for sharing this with me.

01:48:46.000 I love this guy.

01:48:47.000 This tries not to be too out there with my political tendencies and so forth.

01:48:56.000 And let me tell you, like you said, man, in your other interview, the whole censoring thing, it's only made everybody else cool.

01:49:07.000 Those have been censored.

01:49:09.000 It's an odd thing.

01:49:11.000 It's like it's a formula and an equation.

01:49:13.000 You would think shabby people on the left or the weirdos would know it and it'd be obvious, but no, it isn't.

01:49:21.000 As soon as you cancel someone, as soon as you make someone an outcast, an outlier, a bystander, an observer, you make them popular.

01:49:30.000 It's an intrigue point.

01:49:32.000 So in any case, thank you guys.

01:49:34.000 I'm glad you shared it because we're excited about it.

01:49:37.000 He's coming here in August.

01:49:38.000 So thanks, you guys.

01:49:40.000 Thanks, buddy.

01:49:41.000 Thanks for calling.

01:49:42.000 Yeah, the other problem with the left, too, they want to get young people.

01:49:46.000 Your movement's nothing without Jews and young people. 1.00

01:49:49.000 I don't know why.

01:49:50.000 It's just a rule.

01:49:51.000 Jews are good at sort of managing movements, and young people are the lifeblood of any movement. 0.98

01:49:58.000 That's why I tolerate this retard, because he's young-ish. 1.00

01:50:01.000 I'll fire him soon, don't worry. 0.97

01:50:04.000 But what the left has done is they've come up with this rule culture where you can't make this joke, you can't make that joke, you can't listen to this band.

01:50:12.000 The guy from Mumford and Sons has to leave the band because he respects Andy Noe's bravery, which is inarguable.

01:50:20.000 And he thinks Jordan Peterson is interesting, which is also inarguable.

01:50:25.000 Those are just facts.

01:50:27.000 Not open to debate.

01:50:28.000 Not open to debate.

01:50:31.000 So then young people go, well, I don't like the rules. 1.00

01:50:34.000 Rules are for fools. 0.99

01:50:37.000 You know, it's like the wild one. 0.99

01:50:40.000 What are you rebelling against?

01:50:41.000 What do you got?

01:50:42.000 And so they gave the youth of America something to rebel against, and that is them.

01:50:49.000 So my career should have been dead a long time ago.

01:50:52.000 I'm like a youth culture guy.

01:50:53.000 I'm a hipster guy.

01:50:55.000 And I keep, we've got 25,000 subscribers paying 10 bucks a month to see this show because you keep making me relevant by banning me.

01:51:05.000 Dude, I should be on the back nine.

01:51:07.000 I should be golfing right now.

01:51:08.000 But I enjoy doing this. 0.82

01:51:10.000 So I'm happy that you turned me into a pariah so people want to tune in and see who this evil monster is, who this Anton LeVay is, who this Satanist is.

01:51:20.000 Thanks. 0.63

01:51:21.000 I guess.

01:51:21.000 It's not great for my kids and my family and my relatives and my whatevers, but it's good for my job.

01:51:30.000 Holy shit. 0.99

01:51:34.000 That's a great drop, dude. 0.99

01:51:36.000 That is a great drop.

01:51:38.000 Seven Notaro smoking a cigar. 1.00

01:51:41.000 Holy shit. 0.99

01:51:43.000 Jackson is online. 0.99

01:51:44.000 731.

01:51:49.000 Jacksonian.

01:51:51.000 From now on, when you make graphics.

01:51:53.000 Can you hear me?

01:51:53.000 They should be very bottom-heavy.

01:51:55.000 Yes, we can hear you, sir.

01:51:59.000 Do they owe us a living?

01:52:01.000 Yes, they do.

01:52:02.000 Yes, they do. 0.99

01:52:05.000 Of course, they fucking owe us. 0.98

01:52:06.000 I'm glad you got the reference. 0.96

01:52:09.000 I want to hear your opinion on post-punk and kind of your perspective from your time being a punk, like during the 80s and stuff.

01:52:17.000 Like, what was post-punk like from your perspective?

01:52:20.000 I'm not a fan.

01:52:21.000 I don't like singing.

01:52:22.000 I mean, punk was invented because rock was getting too elitist, and it was all these guys noodling away on guitars, like fucking Emerson, Lake, and Palmer, and yeah, Dire Straits. 0.50

01:52:36.000 And Punk came along and said, you can do it too. 0.94

01:52:38.000 Just yell.

01:52:40.000 You don't have to be a classical musician.

01:52:44.000 Dude, this crop is weird.

01:52:46.000 There should be space about.

01:52:49.000 Anyway.

01:52:51.000 No Jordivism, no New Order, no Cure.

01:52:55.000 No, well, that's...

01:52:56.000 Cure is a great pop music band.

01:52:58.000 I don't think they have anything to do with punk.

01:53:00.000 My problem was like face-to-face and all those bands like Bad Religion that started trying to sing.

01:53:08.000 I think the descendants might have started it, but now you have these guys.

01:53:13.000 You're the one like singing well.

01:53:16.000 And that's pop music.

01:53:18.000 That's not what it's about.

01:53:19.000 You ruined it.

01:53:20.000 So I like No FX and Fat Records. 0.96

01:53:23.000 I peaced out when all that stuff started with the ironic bowling shirts and all that shit in the early 90s.

01:53:29.000 That's when it was like, it's over. 0.85

01:53:31.000 We're not doing this anymore.

01:53:33.000 And then the other sort of trajectory was like Krusty Punks with napalm deaths and stuff.

01:53:38.000 And it was a cacophony.

01:53:40.000 Like you can't, no one puts on napalm death and cleans their room.

01:53:44.000 It's too noisy. 0.69

01:53:46.000 So it sort of split into shitty pop music and absolute noise. 0.98

01:53:50.000 And I was like, all right, I got to fucking, I got to peace out. 0.96

01:53:55.000 That's true. 0.98

01:53:59.000 But yeah, thanks for calling.

01:54:00.000 But yeah, as far as Krass goes, they were sort of anti-musical.

01:54:04.000 But you listen to some of those albums like Stations of the Crass, or if you get the Greatest Hits album, Best Before, you go, these are some jams.

01:54:12.000 Like, these are good songs.

01:54:15.000 And it was a whole new kind of music, too.

01:54:17.000 I'm not even sure you could call it punk.

01:54:19.000 It was Penny Rimbaud playing this weird like, like the, like he learned in private school.

01:54:26.000 He was a rich kid.

01:54:27.000 He learned in private school to do this sort of like marching band thing with the drum.

01:54:31.000 So all the drums like, he wrote all the lyrics too.

01:54:36.000 It was basically his band.

01:54:38.000 And it was funny because Penny Rimbau is upper class, but he had Steve Ignorant singing. 0.95

01:54:43.000 So he's like, he's saying things like, if you take a closer look to the way things really stand, you'll see we're all just niggers to the rulers of this land. 0.60

01:54:55.000 But then he'd have the East London guy saying it. 0.96

01:54:57.000 So He's like, if you take a closer look to the way things really stand, you'll see we're all just niggers to the rulers of this land. 0.99

01:55:04.000 And you're like, wow, that fucking East London Cockney sure is smart. 0.99

01:55:08.000 I guess I'm wrong to be classist. 0.99

01:55:10.000 And you're like, no, no, no.

01:55:14.000 He's just reading the lyrics of a smart rich guy.

01:55:18.000 And then, of course, he comes up with a song, I ain't thick, it's just a trick.

01:55:22.000 Well, you're not thick, but you're no Penny Rimbeau, the guy who writes all of Krass's songs.

01:55:27.000 Anyway, that's kind of a hole in the Krass plot.

01:55:35.000 Christian Chick. 0.98

01:55:40.000 What's up, Christian Chick? 1.00

01:55:41.000 Krass Pisto.

01:55:44.000 We don't care.

01:55:49.000 Yo, what's going on, guys?

01:55:50.000 How you doing?

01:55:53.000 Quick question for Ryan and Gavin, if you both wouldn't mind chiming in.

01:55:57.000 I'm looking for a spot to visit this summer with my girlfriend.

01:56:01.000 I need some suggestions.

01:56:04.000 So I'm going from the 26th to the 30th.

01:56:06.000 So we have four days to kill.

01:56:08.000 So yeah, just a recommendation.

01:56:11.000 What we should visit?

01:56:12.000 What about Iceland?

01:56:13.000 Can we leave America or do you want to stay in America?

01:56:17.000 Yeah, no, I'm staying in America.

01:56:18.000 I'll never leave the States.

01:56:20.000 You have no interest in getting on a plane and flying to Iceland?

01:56:25.000 No, sir.

01:56:25.000 If you could turn the radio down, too.

01:56:27.000 Is that gay? 0.97

01:56:28.000 I don't even have a passport. 0.83

01:56:31.000 Okay, so now we have to come up with a place within America.

01:56:34.000 Now, if it's in the summer, you'd want to get away from heat, I would imagine, right?

01:56:39.000 It gets pretty...

01:56:40.000 I'm going to just rule off the entire south.

01:56:45.000 Right?

01:56:47.000 That works.

01:56:48.000 I got it, dude.

01:56:48.000 Lake George.

01:56:50.000 Lake George up here in New York.

01:56:52.000 It is awesome fishing. 0.99

01:56:55.000 It's fun as shit. 0.99

01:56:57.000 It's blue collar. 0.99

01:56:58.000 Tons of bikers everywhere. 0.99

01:56:59.000 You get a hotel on the lake and you can fish, rent a boat, go water skiing, go get some fucking burgers. 0.96

01:57:09.000 It's really, it's my favorite place to go. 0.96

01:57:12.000 Lake George.

01:57:15.000 Hell yeah.

01:57:15.000 All right, cool.

01:57:16.000 All right, cool.

01:57:17.000 I'll definitely check it out.

01:57:18.000 Appreciate it, brother.

01:57:23.000 Brother man.

01:57:27.000 All right, what's the next call?

01:57:28.000 We got crypto wallets.

01:57:30.000 Crypto wallets.

01:57:33.000 Were you joking?

01:57:34.000 What do you mean?

01:57:36.000 What, about the call?

01:57:37.000 Hello?

01:57:38.000 Hi, how you doing?

01:57:39.000 This is crypto wallets.

01:57:41.000 Here, um, my wife. 0.87

01:57:45.000 The computer saw you as crypt O wallets, and Ryan is so dumb that he can't look at that and not see like what it's supposed to be.

01:57:55.000 I know what it's supposed to be, but isn't that supposed to be a powerful crypto wallet? 0.99

01:57:59.000 Yeah, um, I'm just really impressed with all the fundraising you do for all the Proud Boys, and I know the assholes keep kind of taking you down.

01:58:11.000 I was wondering if you ever flirted with doing crypto wallets, you know, because with crypto, they can't really hack it, so you can send the crypto funds to people you're raising money for.

01:58:28.000 Yeah, I like that idea.

01:58:31.000 I mean, the problem with linking anything to the site and saying at sensor.tv, here's how you donate to Max and John, is it fucks with our payment processors and gets us, we got kicked off U.S. Bank, we got kicked off of Stripe for supporting the Proud Boys.

01:58:48.000 But I could just announce it on the site here.

01:58:51.000 I could hold up some URL and be like, donate to Max and John here.

01:58:59.000 And then you could go look it up yourself and it wouldn't be on the site, so it wouldn't get us shut down.

01:59:05.000 Yeah, all you need to do is like set up like an Ethereum crypto wallet address, and you can just, I have no problem sending like 50 to 100 bucks in Ethereum to a wallet address.

01:59:18.000 It's almost impossible to hack that address.

01:59:21.000 As long as whoever you're raising money for has the private keys and a secure password, it's almost impossible to hack.

01:59:31.000 That's interesting, yeah. 0.90

01:59:32.000 And I think the future of censored.tv is going to be crypto-based because these payment processes have been causing us so much problems that it's a fucking nightmare.

01:59:42.000 And the beauty of crypto is our currency keeps going up.

01:59:47.000 So the American dollar is staying the same or probably going down with Joe Biden.

01:59:51.000 But if we start switching to crypto, our value goes up.

01:59:56.000 Interesting concept, sir.

01:59:59.000 I'm writing it down here.

02:00:00.000 Thank you for calling.

02:00:03.000 Thank you, man.

02:00:04.000 You have a good day.

02:00:11.000 She's the one.

02:00:13.000 Donald Trump, there's a different way to view articles online without the ads.

02:00:19.000 Okay, Mickey Mouse is dead.

02:00:21.000 He got shot in the head, first of all.

02:00:24.000 Okay.

02:00:25.000 Is this really Donald Trump?

02:00:28.000 Kevin, I love your new sunglasses.

02:00:31.000 Okay, Brian.

02:00:32.000 You've got great sunglasses, but you need to cut your hair, okay?

02:00:35.000 Frankly, I heard you say something about saying something crazy, but secretly looking it up before.

02:00:42.000 Do you know how they say broccoli in Japan?

02:00:45.000 How?

02:00:45.000 Broccoli.

02:00:46.000 Okay, you could look that up.

02:00:47.000 You can look that up.

02:00:48.000 Okay.

02:00:49.000 It's true.

02:00:51.000 We've got to use ad blockers, but yeah, when you use ad blockers, they say, we see you're using ad blockers.

02:00:58.000 No, no, no, no, no.

02:00:59.000 This is called the reader view.

02:01:00.000 Do you have Safari?

02:01:01.000 If you've got Safari, if you have a Mac, okay.

02:01:04.000 You can click the Reader View, and it makes all the ads go away, okay?

02:01:07.000 And sometimes the headlines are a little bit different on the Reader View.

02:01:12.000 I know, but with Reader View, it's so ugly.

02:01:14.000 It's like reading a Microsoft Word document.

02:01:16.000 I like graphic design.

02:01:18.000 I worked at a magazine for 15 years.

02:01:20.000 I like the colors and the fonts.

02:01:25.000 I'm not a big ad guy, okay, frankly.

02:01:28.000 If I was going to do it, thanks for calling, Don.

02:01:31.000 I wish you would focus more on important things like voter fraud, the left changing the rules of the election.

02:01:40.000 I wish you had focused on big tech a little more. 0.99

02:01:43.000 I wish you'd build a wall, but you're more inclined to give me advice on how to look at a fucking website. 0.99

02:01:51.000 I don't want to disparage a former president of the United States. 0.99

02:01:54.000 Of course.

02:01:55.000 Currently sitting on the ground.

02:01:55.000 I'm not blown away by Trump's priorities.

02:01:59.000 Let's put it that way.

02:02:03.000 Thomas.

02:02:04.000 Real races reverse song. 0.75

02:02:09.000 Hello.

02:02:11.000 Hi.

02:02:12.000 Hi, Gab.

02:02:13.000 Hi, Ryan.

02:02:14.000 Hello.

02:02:16.000 So I'm calling because I think I know the actual source of the races reverse song.

02:02:23.000 I don't think it's David Bowie.

02:02:29.000 Go ahead.

02:02:30.000 So do you want me to just tell you outright or do you want to maybe I can give you a hint and you can guess?

02:02:35.000 All right, let's do a hint.

02:02:38.000 All right, so it's a Saturday night staple on Canadian television.

02:02:48.000 This hour is 22 minutes.

02:02:49.000 I don't know.

02:02:51.000 No, no.

02:02:52.000 Hockey night.

02:02:55.000 Ah, very close.

02:02:57.000 Very close.

02:02:58.000 It's basically it.

02:03:00.000 Yeah.

02:03:00.000 It's the Coach's Corner theme.

02:03:03.000 With Don, what's his name?

02:03:06.000 Yeah, Don Cherry.

02:03:08.000 How's Don Cherry doing these days?

02:03:09.000 Didn't he have a big controversy recently where he was forced to apologize and he said no and then he got fired?

02:03:17.000 Yeah, he did.

02:03:18.000 He got taken off Coach's Corner.

02:03:20.000 It was over ungrateful immigrants in Canada. 1.00

02:03:24.000 He said something along the lines of they come here and they, I don't know, they like our land of milk and honey, but they don't want to partake in the culture. 1.00

02:03:33.000 So he, of course, got canceled.

02:03:35.000 What a horrible hate fact for Don Cherry to say. 1.00

02:03:39.000 I love that fucking end. 1.00

02:03:40.000 It really is. 0.99

02:03:40.000 It's a sad, yeah, it's a sad end for his career. 0.99

02:03:44.000 And that really was the end, right?

02:03:47.000 Essentially, I think he might have a podcast or something like that.

02:03:53.000 Wow.

02:03:55.000 I mean, I grew up with him.

02:03:58.000 Everybody did, right?

02:04:01.000 I don't even really like hockey, but I like Don Cherry.

02:04:04.000 Yeah, me too.

02:04:05.000 Exactly.

02:04:06.000 I just loved his attitude, man.

02:04:08.000 He was so fun.

02:04:08.000 He was so Scottish.

02:04:10.000 He's why I dress like an idiot, too, like with my tartan suits. 1.00

02:04:13.000 I got all that from Don Cherry. 1.00

02:04:16.000 All right.

02:04:16.000 Thanks for calling.

02:04:17.000 Let's check out the theme song, The Coach's Corner.

02:04:25.000 Wow.

02:04:25.000 Whoa.

02:04:34.000 Oh, my God, dude.

02:04:36.000 That's it.

02:04:37.000 That must have crept into my subconscious, and then I thought I invented it.

02:04:42.000 How many songs have, how many things have we invented where we didn't invent them?

02:04:47.000 They were just in our subconscious.

02:04:49.000 That just got you high.

02:04:50.000 You just turned it to Doug Benson, fully blade.

02:04:52.000 You're like, dude, that was listening to me.

02:04:54.000 Did we hear it again?

02:04:55.000 It's the song.

02:04:56.000 Yeah, it is.

02:04:58.000 All right, let me crack this back up.

02:04:59.000 Okay, so I invented, we would talk about diversity in America and how when it's a black person, the news treats it totally different.

02:05:08.000 And we developed this song, which was, Can You Imagine If the Races Were Reversed?

02:05:14.000 And I thought, where did I get that from?

02:05:16.000 Because it's the only time I've come up with a good melody in my life.

02:05:19.000 And I thought, I think I stole it from David Bowie, where that's, he goes, can you remember?

02:05:24.000 And he's talking about Nixon or something, I think, in Young Americans. 0.99

02:05:28.000 And then this caller comes in with this fucking gem. 0.99

02:05:42.000 That's the clip of the day right there, boys. 0.99

02:05:45.000 Imagine if the races were reversed.

02:05:48.000 Can you imagine if the races were reversed? 1.00

02:05:51.000 Shit. 1.00

02:05:52.000 It reminds me of when I was in my band Anal Chinook. 1.00

02:05:55.000 The bass player came to our jam session and he was fucking pumped. 0.97

02:06:00.000 He's like, guys, I don't know what the fuck just happened to me, but I came up with a bass line that is so good that it'll just, it'll be the song and then you guys write whatever the fuck you want around it, but this is the spine. 0.99

02:06:13.000 Okay? 0.98

02:06:13.000 This is brilliant. 0.98

02:06:14.000 You ready?

02:06:15.000 And he's like, one, two, three, four.

02:06:23.000 And then Blake Jacobs, our guitarist, is like, oh, that's really good, man.

02:06:27.000 He's like, yeah.

02:06:29.000 And he goes, and then Blake goes, Mr. Cab Driver, don't like the color of my skin. 1.00

02:06:35.000 And he just goes, fuck! 1.00

02:06:38.000 Fuck! 1.00

02:06:39.000 He thought he had nailed it. 1.00

02:06:43.000 End clip.

02:06:47.000 All right, let's do another call.

02:06:53.000 He thought he wrote that. 0.99

02:07:01.000 Yeah, the cab driver, Lenny, who won't stop to let you in, is black. 0.99

02:07:06.000 He's from Africa, and he's noticed a pattern with who robs him. 1.00

02:07:10.000 And it's people who look like you.

02:07:12.000 Oh, I have a retraction to make.

02:07:14.000 Uh-oh.

02:07:16.000 I spoke before I was really aware about the Lotus banning, and apparently I was not banned.

02:07:23.000 There was a glitch that was coincidental.

02:07:26.000 And from my perspective, I thought that I was banned.

02:07:29.000 I'd like to apologize to everybody who worked hard on the chat there, and they have their rules, and there's two sides to the story.

02:07:35.000 I don't want to get into it, but I was not banned, and I take that back.

02:07:39.000 And it's very involved, like I said, and it would be uncharacteristic of me to be informed about this, so I'm just going to say I'm sorry.

02:07:49.000 And that's basically it.

02:07:54.000 So you should also say, That's not who I am.

02:07:57.000 That's not who I am.

02:07:59.000 And that's not what this network represents.

02:08:01.000 And that's not what this network represents.

02:08:03.000 I am deeply ashamed and embarrassed of what I said.

02:08:08.000 I'm deeply ashamed and embarrassed of what I spoke upon.

02:08:10.000 I apologize.

02:08:12.000 I apologize.

02:08:13.000 And that's not only is that not who I am, I don't recognize that person.

02:08:18.000 And it's time to listen.

02:08:20.000 It's time to be clear.

02:08:21.000 I want to have a conversation.

02:08:23.000 It needs to begin.

02:08:24.000 Yeah, we need to all have a conversation.

02:08:27.000 My ears are open and my eyes are my heart.

02:08:30.000 And they're open too.

02:08:31.000 My eyes is my heart, did you say?

02:08:34.000 But this is what it says on my paper here, yes.

02:08:37.000 But yeah, they got to. 0.99

02:08:37.000 Yeah, but that chat, I don't know what the fuck the chat is. 0.99

02:08:42.000 It's on our URL. 0.84

02:08:45.000 My problem with chats is you really got to be like 101% on top of it to know the whole story and make sure that no one's getting banned.

02:08:55.000 The only thing I do know is that Nazis talk about Jews so much and the Holocaust that it kills all threads. 0.98

02:09:05.000 So sometimes you got to be like, guys, why don't you start a fucking Jew thread over there and go get your Yaz out? 1.00

02:09:12.000 Because we're talking about girls' high heels now. 0.99

02:09:15.000 And you're like, they didn't allow high heels in the Holocaust.

02:09:19.000 And it's becoming a bummer.

02:09:21.000 Yeah.

02:09:21.000 Well, you know those guys from the Discord?

02:09:25.000 Remember who worked really hard on the Discord?

02:09:27.000 It's like the remnants of them.

02:09:28.000 It's like troopers who wanted to have a place that we could talk about censored.

02:09:30.000 They do have rules on there, and I'm going to post them.

02:09:33.000 So there are some very clear rules, but I feel like if I post them and I make some kind of, you know.

02:09:39.000 Yeah, it's very easy. 0.99

02:09:40.000 Like no Nazi shit. 1.00

02:09:41.000 Right. 1.00

02:09:42.000 No actual racism. 1.00

02:09:43.000 No actual racism and no constantly attacking people with ad hominem attacks about how they're a bitch and they're a faggot and blah, blah, blah. 1.00

02:09:53.000 Yeah, there were threats and there was doxing. 1.00

02:09:58.000 Doxing is verboten, yeah.

02:09:59.000 Dude, it's in lane.

02:10:00.000 There was a lot.

02:10:01.000 So, you know, I spoke too soon.

02:10:02.000 I'm sorry.

02:10:03.000 I was not banned.

02:10:05.000 Apology accepted.

02:10:07.000 Thank you.

02:10:08.000 I'm trying to be a bigger, better.

02:10:09.000 We don't allow apologies for this.

02:10:11.000 This show has been such a nice little moment.

02:10:12.000 That should have been such a nice little moment over the two-hour mark because I owe it to you as a subscriber to give you your money's worth.

02:10:21.000 And this has been just a beginning of this show was just a catastrophe.

02:10:27.000 All right, we're calling about kids in school.

02:10:30.000 Says they.

02:10:32.000 And you're on the line.

02:10:33.000 Can you hear me?

02:10:34.000 Yep.

02:10:37.000 So, hey, I'm curious what your opinion is on the vaccine.

02:10:41.000 Do you think it's like some conspiracy where they're trying to, you know, put something in our bodies?

02:10:48.000 I haven't really heard your stance on the vaccine.

02:10:51.000 Yeah, I have a relative, a close relative who's a biochemist who actually helped develop the vaccine.

02:10:58.000 And I trust him.

02:10:59.000 He's the smartest guy I've ever met.

02:11:01.000 And he's like, look, this has been developed for vaccines forever.

02:11:06.000 It's perfectly safe.

02:11:07.000 There's obviously no microchips in it.

02:11:10.000 So I take that to heart.

02:11:12.000 And my wife and my eldest kids got it because they wanted to.

02:11:17.000 And maybe I should have fought against that more.

02:11:19.000 I don't know. 1.00

02:11:19.000 Maybe I'm a pussy. 1.00

02:11:21.000 I don't have it. 0.99

02:11:24.000 I have no intention of getting it, but I'm not getting it because I'm scared of it.

02:11:28.000 I'm not getting it because I like, it'd be like getting an AIDS immunization thing.

02:11:33.000 Like, it's not on my radar.

02:11:35.000 I'm not playing the game. 0.99

02:11:36.000 I'm not, I'm not concerned about fucking COVID. 0.99

02:11:42.000 I'm under 70. 0.98

02:11:44.000 I'm not obese.

02:11:45.000 So I don't think you should get it if you're under 70 and not obese.

02:11:50.000 And I know people go, no, like a lot of my friends were like, just get it. 1.00

02:11:54.000 Fuck. 1.00

02:11:54.000 You can go to Citi Field. 1.00

02:11:55.000 I held out.

02:11:57.000 On the air. 0.99

02:11:57.000 And now this is a fucking... 0.99

02:12:01.000 What just happened here? 0.99

02:12:02.000 Why'd you do that?

02:12:03.000 It auto-played the next bumper.

02:12:04.000 I got to stop it from doing that.

02:12:07.000 And I held out and I just went to Citi Field double header on Monday.

02:12:12.000 No rules whatsoever.

02:12:14.000 No vaccination.

02:12:15.000 So I was right to hold out because I knew no one, old Dominican dudes are not getting it. 1.00

02:12:20.000 So I don't totally trust it.

02:12:23.000 I don't really know how I feel about it.

02:12:25.000 I hear about like they don't know what it does to kids and I get worried about my kids.

02:12:28.000 In fact, tonight I said to my wife, I go, do you feel a million percent?

02:12:33.000 Are you cool?

02:12:34.000 And she goes, what are you talking about?

02:12:35.000 I go, well, you got it. 0.87

02:12:37.000 You dumbed the vaccine. 0.84

02:12:38.000 Do you feel like you? 0.86

02:12:40.000 Like, because I took testosterone enhancers for a while and I just like, I wasn't me.

02:12:46.000 Like, I didn't feel like myself.

02:12:48.000 I felt like I was, I'd rented Gavin McInnes' body and I stopped taking him.

02:12:52.000 And I asked her if she felt like that.

02:12:54.000 She goes, I'm fine.

02:12:55.000 What are you talking about?

02:12:56.000 Relax.

02:12:57.000 But I'm dubious.

02:12:59.000 I'm dubious.

02:13:00.000 I'm not against it politically, like an Alex Jones kind of level.

02:13:04.000 But I just think, like, I've talked to doctors and they go, if you're under 70, don't bother.

02:13:12.000 Yeah, even though it's like a new type of vaccine, like it's the RNA or whatever, like it's not like a normal vaccine.

02:13:20.000 I don't know if I keep hearing that and, you know, it just makes me.

02:13:23.000 And the fact that they're pushing it so heavy, like they're giving millions, like they're doing like the vax lottery where it's like, get the vaccine.

02:13:31.000 You can get a million dollars.

02:13:33.000 Like it just seems a little, something doesn't seem right about it, no?

02:13:36.000 Yeah, you used to need proof of insurance.

02:13:39.000 Like I'm talking about a month ago.

02:13:41.000 You need to, it was free, but you need proof of insurance or something else.

02:13:45.000 And now it's like, you don't need a social insurance number.

02:13:48.000 You don't need ID. 0.98

02:13:50.000 Just come to this McDonald's drive-thru and we'll give you free McDonald's, which, by the way, that's the most vulnerable people is the obese people who fucking eat a McDonald's every day. 0.94

02:14:02.000 We'll give you free fries if you come down. 0.98

02:14:05.000 I'm just like for a shot in Miami.

02:14:08.000 You get a shot of booze in Miami.

02:14:10.000 Really?

02:14:10.000 If you get the vaccine.

02:14:11.000 Yeah.

02:14:12.000 I didn't know there were.

02:14:15.000 They're bears.

02:14:16.000 Like, they'll give you a bear.

02:14:17.000 It's all this crazy and stuff.

02:14:18.000 they'll give you COVID.

02:14:19.000 All right, if we really need this, why do we need that incentive?

02:14:22.000 You know what I mean?

02:14:23.000 I'm not intellectual about it at all.

02:14:25.000 I'm just like, I don't want this. 0.89

02:14:27.000 Like, I remember when I was about 10, these two guys, let's call them Kevin and Darren, came to my house to sleep over, and they both came from broken homes, and they started sucking each other off. 0.70

02:14:39.000 And they were like, dude, you got to do this. 0.88

02:14:41.000 It feels really good.

02:14:42.000 It's soft in your mouth.

02:14:44.000 And this is like back when we had like our first boners, really.

02:14:47.000 I mean, you get a boner when you're a baby, but you know what I mean?

02:14:49.000 No one was coming. 1.00

02:14:51.000 And they were being faggots. 1.00

02:14:52.000 They were sucking each other off. 1.00

02:14:54.000 And as a 10-year-old, I didn't know like what was going on, but I just knew like, nah, that's not for me. 0.98

02:15:01.000 And I go, I don't want to do this.

02:15:03.000 And they're like, just try it.

02:15:04.000 It's awesome. 0.96

02:15:05.000 And I was like, that's gay.

02:15:06.000 And I didn't really even know what gay was. 0.94

02:15:09.000 And then Kevin ran to the bathroom and projectile vomited for like an hour.

02:15:13.000 His mom had to come and get him.

02:15:14.000 It ruined my sleepover. 1.00

02:15:16.000 Their faggotry ruined the sleepover. 1.00

02:15:18.000 But that's kind of how I feel about the vaccine. 1.00

02:15:20.000 I'm like, I don't know what that is. 0.93

02:15:22.000 I'm not an expert, but it's gay. 1.00

02:15:25.000 I don't want to, I'm not sucking my friend's dicks. 1.00

02:15:31.000 That's great. 1.00

02:15:31.000 That's a great explanation. 1.00

02:15:33.000 You turn around and walk.

02:15:34.000 Thanks for calling.

02:15:37.000 They were so excited with their new development.

02:15:41.000 The Suck Boys? 0.96

02:15:42.000 And now we're all 50. 0.99

02:15:44.000 I feel like going up and be like, remember when you're fucking smoking Kevin's hog? 0.98

02:15:49.000 How long is a rain check? 0.98

02:15:51.000 1980?

02:15:52.000 How long is a rain check?

02:15:53.000 I'm actually ready to start participating in that.

02:15:56.000 Are you guys still 60, 90?

02:15:57.000 They're like, yes.

02:15:59.000 Did I tell you the other story?

02:16:01.000 When my brother was like seven or so?

02:16:04.000 Was this the who, who, who are you?

02:16:05.000 And what do you do?

02:16:06.000 I love this story.

02:16:07.000 I told the story a few times. 0.99

02:16:09.000 They cut a hole in a cardboard box that was like a mini fridge, and you get into the box, and someone puts their penis in the box, and then you hold the penis, and you say, who, who, who are you? 0.99

02:16:20.000 And what do you do? 0.98

02:16:22.000 And then the person's like, like if it was me, I'd be like, I talk about the news.

02:16:27.000 And they'd be like, ah, it's Gavin.

02:16:31.000 So they're playing this game.

02:16:33.000 And they come into my, I was living or staying at my parents' house at the time.

02:16:38.000 So I would be like 7 plus 14, 27, 31, I guess?

02:16:46.000 No, that's not right.

02:16:48.000 27 plus, yeah, 31. 1.00

02:16:52.000 I'm so fucking stupid. 1.00

02:16:54.000 What's 14 plus 7? 1.00

02:16:56.000 It's 21.

02:16:58.000 Yeah, so I was 21.

02:17:01.000 And they all come into the sort of guest room where I was staying, and they're like, and they told me what I just told you.

02:17:07.000 And I remembered when I was a little kid, Jamie Beals was my neighbor at 38 Stinson Avenue in Nepean, Ontario, Bell's Corners, actually.

02:17:18.000 And he said, like, see you later, dude.

02:17:21.000 And I was like, see you later, man.

02:17:24.000 And then he goes, see you later, dude.

02:17:28.000 That's awesome.

02:17:29.000 RPG.

02:17:30.000 And I'm like, see you later.

02:17:33.000 And then he was like, see you later.

02:17:40.000 That's a tank cannon.

02:17:42.000 And I was like, see you later.

02:17:46.000 And we kept ramping it up until I went, see you later. 1.00

02:17:48.000 And I pulled my pants down and showed him my ass. 1.00

02:17:51.000 And I went, which was fucking funny. 1.00

02:17:54.000 Yeah, that's amazing. 0.96

02:17:55.000 I guess I must have been eight at that time.

02:17:58.000 And I think Jamie might have been special.

02:18:03.000 His mother comes storming out of the house and she grabs me the way moms did in the 70s and 80s. 1.00

02:18:10.000 Homeboy's going to be.

02:18:11.000 She picks me up by my shoulder and she's like, that is not the way we behave on Stinson Avenue. 0.98

02:18:17.000 And I was fucking mortified. 0.97

02:18:20.000 What have I done? 1.00

02:18:21.000 I revealed my buttocks on Stinson Avenue, our street where we don't show our buttocks. 0.86

02:18:29.000 And I remember like lying in bed and praying to God, please, God, please God, send me back in time and have me not done that horrible moon. 0.95

02:18:38.000 It was a moon.

02:18:40.000 It was like, not a big deal.

02:18:42.000 It was a funny moon.

02:18:43.000 It was not a big deal.

02:18:45.000 So when those guys came in and they were like, we did this, I didn't want them to go through, you know, the horrible, like, what have I done? 0.99

02:18:55.000 So I didn't want to say like, what you guys are doing is faggotry. 1.00

02:18:59.000 You're all going to rot in hell. 1.00

02:19:01.000 I didn't want that. 0.99

02:19:02.000 So I go, look, guys, stop doing that.

02:19:04.000 That's not a thing.

02:19:05.000 That's not appropriate.

02:19:07.000 But don't beat yourself up.

02:19:09.000 I mean, whatever. 1.00

02:19:09.000 You're playing a stupid game. 1.00

02:19:10.000 Don't play that game anymore. 1.00

02:19:12.000 Ixney on the game name, but like, don't dwell on it.

02:19:16.000 It's gone now.

02:19:16.000 It's put it in the past.

02:19:18.000 It's quiet. 0.99

02:19:20.000 So then they go home and they tell their parents that my brother's brother, which is me, Gavin, said that it's okay to play with your penises. 0.99

02:19:33.000 Never happened in the States. 0.99

02:19:35.000 Never.

02:19:36.000 That's not really what I said.

02:19:38.000 Hi, kids.

02:19:39.000 Hey, I want everyone to know here. 0.99

02:19:40.000 It's okay to pull out your penises. 0.99

02:19:42.000 It's okay for you to play with them, for me to play with them. 0.99

02:19:45.000 Let's just, I mean, just for fun, let's lay them out on the desk.

02:19:48.000 Let's see what you got here.

02:19:49.000 I'm going to go bonk on each one. 1.00

02:19:52.000 So whenever I visited my parents from that day forward, my brother's friends were not allowed to be at the house because I'm the guy who said it's okay to play with your penis. 1.00

02:20:05.000 Oh, dude. 1.00

02:20:07.000 Oh, man.

02:20:08.000 That's bad.

02:20:09.000 Well, I think you're an all right guy. 1.00

02:20:11.000 You've never told me to take my penis out and tell it to the boss. 1.00

02:20:15.000 Yes, I have. 0.99

02:20:16.000 Actually, speaking of that, show the email I just sent you.

02:20:19.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:20:20.000 Okay. 0.98

02:20:20.000 This is, I broke into the fag zone. 0.98

02:20:24.000 No, the fag zone breaks into you. 1.00

02:20:26.000 I tried to rape Ryan. 1.00

02:20:27.000 No, I didn't. 0.98

02:20:28.000 I just woke him up with the lullaby.

02:20:31.000 Do you remember that one?

02:20:33.000 Yeah.

02:20:34.000 That's us in bed together.

02:20:37.000 That's the end, right?

02:20:38.000 Just go back.

02:20:39.000 That's all I got.

02:20:41.000 What?

02:20:41.000 It's a nine-second clip.

02:20:44.000 That's weird.

02:20:45.000 And I'm all like, what the hell?

02:20:47.000 It's really big.

02:20:49.000 That's what she said.

02:20:49.000 Thank you.

02:20:51.000 So maybe it didn't work.

02:20:53.000 What is a nine-second clip?

02:20:54.000 Maybe it's in select.

02:20:56.000 Oh, did you, like, record at the wrong moment?

02:20:58.000 Yeah, I guess I did. 1.00

02:20:59.000 What the fuck are you doing? 1.00

02:21:00.000 You ever watch it? 1.00

02:21:02.000 Penis Buster Parfait. 0.90

02:21:05.000 Anyway, it was Ryan asleep in the middle of the day and watching Bo Burnham. 0.96

02:21:10.000 That sort of makes sense with this show.

02:21:13.000 Let's take another call.

02:21:14.000 Alrighty.

02:21:15.000 Betty Hart, you're on the line.

02:21:20.000 Did you say Eddie?

02:21:21.000 Yeah, yeah. 1.00

02:21:22.000 He said Betty because he is dumb. 0.98

02:21:24.000 I mean, I'm not a computer. 0.99

02:21:25.000 It says Betty.

02:21:26.000 Go ahead.

02:21:28.000 Hey again, what's up?

02:21:30.000 I'm the teacher that's emailed you a couple of times.

02:21:32.000 I was going to talk about art because I don't understand the Basquiat fascination and all this. 0.96

02:21:39.000 I feel like that's kind of led into kind of the shit that we see now. 0.65

02:21:44.000 But at the same time, I respect punk and I get that, especially in art. 0.95

02:21:48.000 Anyway, what I do want to talk about was the Cruella movie I went and watched with my wife.

02:21:53.000 She wanted to go on a date night.

02:21:55.000 So we went and watched Cruella. 0.91

02:21:57.000 And we're sitting there watching.

02:21:58.000 I tried my best to not bring up every single day.

02:22:01.000 Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

02:22:04.000 Why are you watching a children's movie on a date night with your wife?

02:22:08.000 She wanted to see Cruella.

02:22:10.000 I mean, okay, so it's Emma Stone.

02:22:11.000 It's like the backstory.

02:22:12.000 Is your wife 10?

02:22:13.000 She's a little bit more adult.

02:22:15.000 No, it's hot.

02:22:19.000 So if she wants to go watch a little live-action movie, I'm going to do that.

02:22:24.000 So anyway, it's a backstory movie.

02:22:26.000 It's not the cartoon.

02:22:27.000 It's an actual life, you know, like the live action like they did with the beast and all that.

02:22:32.000 Okay.

02:22:33.000 I enjoyed some of the music.

02:22:35.000 I was trying not to hate every single part of it. 0.98

02:22:37.000 Like, at what point, though, do like we actually bring up how obvious this shit is? 0.98

02:22:43.000 The main character for the whole cartoon, the Anita chick, in all of the 101 Dalmatians, is now black because of this movie, which, okay, sure. 0.98

02:22:54.000 Why would they only change that one character, like the main chick, to black? 0.98

02:22:59.000 Why didn't they change the two stupid English ruffians that follow her around? 1.00

02:23:03.000 You know, the criminals, whatever. 1.00

02:23:05.000 Why didn't they change them to two tubby little, you know, Eskimo dudes or whatever? 0.80

02:23:10.000 I don't understand at what point do we actually bring stuff up?

02:23:13.000 Because my kids watch, you know, I have four kids.

02:23:16.000 They watch these, you know, Beauty and the Beast movies and all that kind of stuff. 0.61

02:23:19.000 And now they're seeing like the little, what, a guy that follows Gaston is gay. 0.65

02:23:24.000 And I mean, he's like clearly acts gay in these movies. 0.69

02:23:27.000 There's black people in Frozen that are like completely like they're in power in it in the completely different time period that they're in. 0.99

02:23:35.000 I just, I don't understand it. 0.95

02:23:37.000 It drives me crazy.

02:23:38.000 And at what point do we actually like say something? 0.93

02:23:40.000 Because I just, I can't say anything watching any of these movies because it's all, I mean, I do, I sound like a crazy racist.

02:23:47.000 And I'm like, why is this, you know, black kid with all of these Vikings? 1.00

02:23:52.000 I just don't understand any of these.

02:23:55.000 Yeah, I think I've changed my mind about this recently because my thing with my kids was like, I wanted to keep politics away from them for as much as possible. 0.88

02:24:03.000 So, you know, when they found out that I was the hate monger, they could go, actually, he never, people would say, did he talk to you about fucking how great it is to be a Nazi and tell you to be a Nazi?

02:24:12.000 And they would go, actually, he never talked about politics. 0.98

02:24:15.000 That's what I was going for.

02:24:16.000 But now I'm realizing that my kids are getting blue pilled.

02:24:20.000 And so I think I can save my 12-year-old.

02:24:22.000 My 14-year-old is open-minded, but she's definitely a liberal.

02:24:27.000 But I should have, from day one, gone, you know, that's not really true.

02:24:31.000 And it's weird how they made that guy gay. 0.67

02:24:33.000 And it's weird how this character had to be made black. 0.98

02:24:38.000 They had to make him black.

02:24:39.000 I think you should do it from baby.

02:24:42.000 You should do it from the beginning.

02:24:44.000 And you're not dogmatic, but you're just like, you know, that's kind of unusual that they had to stick that in there.

02:24:52.000 I mean, the original character was white.

02:24:54.000 And hope that they get, you know.

02:24:57.000 That was the most obviously terrible part.

02:24:59.000 What?

02:25:01.000 It's just weird.

02:25:02.000 And that was just such an obvious thing.

02:25:03.000 Because at the end of the movie, I asked my wife, I'm like, wait, wait, that was the main chick for the 101 Domination.

02:25:09.000 That was the Anita chick. 1.00

02:25:11.000 And then, you know, even outside of that, the Cruella chick has this whole army of cross-dresser or fag dudes that follow her around and create all of this fashion stuff for her. 1.00

02:25:22.000 And it's just like, what the fuck is going on? 0.99

02:25:25.000 Yeah, that wasn't part of it. 0.99

02:25:28.000 I think you got to say it at a very young age.

02:25:30.000 And even with, like, Brian's pulling up, Snow White is now Latina. 0.93

02:25:34.000 I think if my daughter was seven right now, I would say, like, that's kind of weird that they made Snow White Latina.

02:25:41.000 She was white.

02:25:42.000 And then drop it.

02:25:44.000 That's American. 1.00

02:25:46.000 Just like say that and then kill it. 1.00

02:25:50.000 I agreed. 1.00

02:25:51.000 You know what I mean?

02:25:52.000 All right.

02:25:52.000 Thanks for calling.

02:25:53.000 I agree to get it.

02:25:54.000 But yeah, I regret now not doing that. 0.77

02:25:57.000 Like, I've got a lot of MAGA dad pals that were like, I told my son from when he was a baby and now he's fucking full on MAGA.

02:26:03.000 And I didn't want that because I didn't want my kids to have their politics spoon fed to them. 0.83

02:26:08.000 I wanted them to come across it on their own.

02:26:10.000 But I'm realizing now that if you don't spoon feed them, someone else will.

02:26:16.000 All right.

02:26:17.000 One more call.

02:26:18.000 Okay.

02:26:19.000 Got Joey on the line or Joe. 0.98

02:26:22.000 Sex advice. 0.93

02:26:23.000 Oh, hey, Gavin.

02:26:24.000 How are you?

02:26:25.000 Gavin, how are you doing?

02:26:26.000 Good, good.

02:26:27.000 Yeah.

02:26:28.000 Yeah, I'm just calling because I got a little bit of a, I guess I could call it a problem, and I think that you may be able to help.

02:26:34.000 You know, I understand that I used to be a band member, correct?

02:26:38.000 Yes.

02:26:39.000 Yeah, for Anil Chinook, I believe it was called.

02:26:42.000 Anyway, just a quick background.

02:26:44.000 I don't want to spend that much of your time.

02:26:46.000 So I grew up Catholic, right?

02:26:48.000 And in my 20s, I kind of became secularized.

02:26:51.000 I fell out with the faith.

02:26:53.000 I became very promiscuous. 0.99

02:26:56.000 I had sex with lots of women. 1.00

02:26:58.000 And recently, within the last couple of years, I regained my faith. 0.99

02:27:01.000 I become Catholic again.

02:27:03.000 And I'm very happy for it.

02:27:04.000 I want to really maintain good standing with the church.

02:27:09.000 So my issue is this.

02:27:12.000 This is smelling like a prank call.

02:27:15.000 Not really.

02:27:16.000 Not really.

02:27:17.000 Okay.

02:27:19.000 But you kind of want to wait to have sex until marriage, right?

02:27:25.000 it's one of the precepts of the faith.

02:27:27.000 You want to kind of maintain celibacy, correct?

02:27:29.000 Sure, that's the ideal scenario.

02:27:31.000 Sure.

02:27:32.000 Okay, okay.

02:27:33.000 So the thing is, right, if let's say, have you ever had sex and been in pain?

02:27:43.000 Yeah, as a result of girth issues. 0.99

02:27:48.000 Have I ever had problems with my penis being too large? 0.99

02:27:52.000 Yes, yes, like too wide. 0.98

02:27:54.000 I mean, I'm asking as a serious matter because when I had sex, a lot of times, you know, I would actually be in pain so much so that I had trouble maintaining an erection due to, I don't know whether it was, like you said, you get married to, well, you have sex with a girl who's too tight or, you know, maybe you're too large.

02:28:09.000 So my concern is that I'm going to get married and be in kind of pain for the rest of my life because, you know, one of those two issues.

02:28:16.000 So how do you deal with that?

02:28:17.000 So just to be clear here, you've been very promiscuous. 1.00

02:28:22.000 So as far as the future goes, though, you're worried you're going to meet someone, not know what she's like sexually, and then your dick will be too big for her tiny pussy. 1.00

02:28:35.000 Yes, that's to put it bluntly, yes. 1.00

02:28:37.000 I didn't want to say it that bluntly.

02:28:38.000 You're not courting babies, are you?

02:28:41.000 Of course not, no.

02:28:42.000 No, no.

02:28:43.000 I wouldn't worry about it, dude.

02:28:45.000 You've had similar experiences. 1.00

02:28:46.000 Speaking of babies coming out of there, babies come out of pussy. 1.00

02:28:52.000 So I think you'll, quote-unquote, stretch her out, I believe the term is. 1.00

02:28:58.000 Yeah.

02:28:59.000 So you've never had that issue before. 1.00

02:29:01.000 Well, I had that issue with the one Vietnamese girl who was kind of petite and hurt her pussy. 1.00

02:29:08.000 And this other girl, Caroline High School, used to put her hands on the backs of her ass cheeks so I wouldn't go the full way in because I would rip her to shreds. 1.00

02:29:16.000 But those were like the girls I had fucked once or twice. 1.00

02:29:20.000 I'm sure if I had dated them, I would have stretched those bitches out. 1.00

02:29:23.000 Their pussies would have looked like a baby yawning after I was done. 1.00

02:29:28.000 So in summary, there's really nothing to worry about, correct? 0.99

02:29:31.000 That's correct.

02:29:32.000 Yeah, you won't be in pain.

02:29:33.000 Okay.

02:29:33.000 No.

02:29:33.000 Gotcha.

02:29:34.000 Oh, and also, before I leave, you know, I think this girl may be a 10. 1.00

02:29:38.000 You know, it's very hard to find one, but look up Emily Rose Finn, a OAN news anchor.

02:29:44.000 Thank me later.

02:29:45.000 Okay, thank you.

02:29:46.000 All right.

02:29:46.000 Thanks.

02:29:47.000 Boy, that had prank call written all over it, didn't it?

02:29:51.000 No, I think that it wasn't.

02:29:52.000 He has a certain way of thinking.

02:29:53.000 I think he's on the spectrum is the issue there.

02:29:55.000 He's a no-nonsense kind of guy.

02:29:57.000 Yeah, he is not in it.

02:29:58.000 He's autistic. 0.64

02:30:00.000 Sure, sure.

02:30:01.000 This woman will not be a 10, I promise you.

02:30:06.000 Yeah, very attractive young lady. 1.00

02:30:08.000 Oh, she's got big fucking tits. 1.00

02:30:12.000 Is that her? 1.00

02:30:12.000 I thought that was fake tits. 1.00

02:30:13.000 Why do young girls get fake tits? 1.00

02:30:16.000 That's so disturbing. 0.99

02:30:19.000 It makes you think of like a pervy uncle that touched them or something. 1.00

02:30:23.000 God damn it. 0.99

02:30:25.000 Yes, very attractive girl. 0.99

02:30:26.000 She's what, 7.9.

02:30:30.000 That's fair.

02:30:31.000 Anyway, that's enough for... 0.97

02:30:32.000 We're sorry this show sucks so bad. 0.95

02:30:35.000 Still ironing out the kinks. 1.00

02:30:36.000 We gave you an extra 36 minutes to make up for our flubs.

02:30:42.000 And we want you to know that we might be here tomorrow.

02:30:47.000 I don't know yet.

02:30:48.000 But you should get fired, get in trouble, be brave.

02:30:54.000 And never stop fighting.

02:30:57.000 Spend your days fighting your own.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - June 25, 2021

GOML LIVE #104: MUMFORD & SONS

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