Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - July 07, 2021


GOML LIVE #105 - HAPPY CANADA DAY! (Part 1)


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On this episode of Get Off My Lawn, Gavin McInnes talks about Canada Day and why he thinks Justin Trudeau should be King of the United States. Also, Gavin talks about a new bill that would make Canada's national anthem gender neutral and why that's not a good thing. And Gavin explains why he doesn't think Justin should be king of the U.S. Get off my lawn! Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. All rights reserved. Used by permission. If you or someone you know is in need of legal advice, call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 1-800-273-8255 or go to bit.ly/SORRYand get a free shot of teacups. Thank you so much for listening and supporting this podcast, it really means a lot to us and we hope you enjoy it. Get on my lawn with me! Get Off my Lawn! Gavin Subscribe to my new podcast Get On My Lawn. Subscribe on Podchaser.fm/getoffmyloft Subscribe On Apple Podcasts! Subscribe on iTunes Learn more about your ad choices. Become a supporter of the podcast and help spread the word about this podcast. Send us your thoughts on our podcast! Thanks, Gavin and Ryan! XOXO, Caitlyn! Caitlyn and Ryan Caitie, Caitie and Ryan, Gavin, and the rest of the crew at . Gavon my Lawn, Gavin and the podcast, and all the rest off my Lawn , and much more! - Caitie & Ryan, and a whole lot more. . . . Caitie and all that good stuff. Caitie s - Gav, Gav & Ryan - & the crew And a little bit more! Caitie's Dad, Gave it out! , Gav and Gav's Dad's Day! Gave her a shoutout to the world. - Thank you, GAVY! and Gave us a chance to help out on this episode. , Caitie. & Gav off My Lawns, and more! - Gave me a shout out to Gav is a shout-out on this one too. GAV OFF MY LAKE

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00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!
00:00:41.000 We're good.
00:00:54.000 God keep our land glorious and free.
00:01:05.000 O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
00:01:14.000 O Canada, we stand on guard 0.89
00:01:34.000 Remember when I said it's not cool to have retards sing the National Anthem? 1.00
00:01:38.000 Yeah. 0.89
00:01:40.000 I was right.
00:01:43.000 I used to be a much better singer.
00:01:44.000 Back in the New York days, in the early aughts, we used to go out to do karaoke like minimum once a week.
00:01:53.000 And I got better.
00:01:55.000 And even though my wife bought a karaoke machine at the house and we do it sometimes when we're drunk. 0.88
00:02:00.000 Sex, I mean.
00:02:03.000 No, it's gone.
00:02:04.000 Singing's hard.
00:02:06.000 Let's hear you do that.
00:02:08.000 Say, God keep our land.
00:02:11.000 God keep our land, and the Canada for free.
00:02:20.000 And the Canada for free.
00:02:22.000 I don't know the words, so I did freak it.
00:02:25.000 Keep Canada free and keep showing us all your video drops on your desktop.
00:02:32.000 God keep our land glorious and free.
00:02:35.000 Oh Canada we stand on guard for thee.
00:02:40.000 Okay.
00:02:43.000 One more time.
00:02:45.000 God keep our blurry
00:02:51.000 Glorious and free.
00:02:54.000 God keep us free, glorious and free.
00:02:56.000 Yeah, God keep us free. 0.99
00:02:57.000 Fucking glorious and free. 0.98
00:03:00.000 I didn't state it enough. 0.99
00:03:02.000 Like really, really, really free. 1.00
00:03:05.000 God keep us like way freer, fuck. 1.00
00:03:08.000 Keep us like crazy free. 1.00
00:03:10.000 Have you seen Cody Canuck?
00:03:11.000 God keep our land glorious and free.
00:03:14.000 God keep our land glorious and free.
00:03:21.000 God keep our land glorious and free.
00:03:27.000 Yeah, you're better than me.
00:03:29.000 Sweet! 0.99
00:03:32.000 Not at anything but singing and playing shitty guitar. 0.97
00:03:36.000 That rules. 0.95
00:03:37.000 Go figure.
00:03:40.000 What else are you better than me at?
00:03:43.000 Pooping.
00:03:44.000 Or not pooping.
00:03:45.000 Controlling when I pee.
00:03:48.000 So bowel movements.
00:03:50.000 Yeah.
00:03:51.000 You're better at bowel movements.
00:03:52.000 Right.
00:03:54.000 And I'm good at not being good at things. 0.99
00:04:00.000 You are good at being a loser. 0.99
00:04:02.000 I guess, that's true. 0.99
00:04:04.000 So yeah, today is Canada Day.
00:04:08.000 Now, it's kind of hard to determine when Canada became independent.
00:04:15.000 In America, it's crystal clear.
00:04:18.000 1776, in the middle of a war, they said, July 2nd, they said, we're independent.
00:04:26.000 And then, like look at how long the Obama, Obamacare site took, how much it cost.
00:04:32.000 Not in the good old days, back in the 1700s, they piled together the Declaration of Independence in like three days.
00:04:39.000 July 4th.
00:04:42.000 But with Canada, it was inexorably tied to Britain.
00:04:46.000 We didn't have an American Revolution.
00:04:48.000 We just sort of... 1.00
00:04:51.000 Shoot them. 1.00
00:04:52.000 And then, there's different dates, right? 1.00
00:04:54.000 There's what?
00:04:55.000 There's 1867, you could say.
00:04:58.000 1931, you could say.
00:05:00.000 I go with 1982, when I was 12.
00:05:04.000 Because that's when they finally said, alright, the Queen is not the boss. 0.87
00:05:07.000 And she goes, I kind of am.
00:05:09.000 And they go, you're not.
00:05:10.000 And she goes, I am.
00:05:11.000 And they went, okay, 1%.
00:05:13.000 So even now, it's not, it's only 99% independent of the Queen.
00:05:18.000 The Queen Elizabeth is the Queen of Canada and the Queen of England, but they're separate jobs.
00:05:22.000 How could she ever do anything?
00:05:24.000 Like say, uh, I object to that law you guys just passed.
00:05:30.000 She can't, so I don't really understand it.
00:05:32.000 It's all very nebulous.
00:05:33.000 It's one of those things where it's like, no one cares enough to ever attest it, so it's just a thing.
00:05:39.000 Like I said, I'm the president of Ryan and Caroline's marriage.
00:05:45.000 There was nothing they could do about that.
00:05:46.000 There's two votes against that.
00:05:48.000 Right.
00:05:49.000 Of course, meanwhile, I'm changing names here to protect the innocent.
00:05:55.000 If it doesn't mean anything, then yeah, you're king of the world.
00:05:59.000 I'm the boss of the South Bronx.
00:06:02.000 Okay, well, there's a lot of criminals who run the South Bronx.
00:06:04.000 Yeah, I'm not messing with those.
00:06:05.000 Okay, so, it's just in your head?
00:06:08.000 Yeah.
00:06:09.000 Okay.
00:06:10.000 Have fun, fill your boots.
00:06:15.000 Now, there are things you can do.
00:06:18.000 Like, oh, I don't think I included this.
00:06:21.000 Trudeau, yeah, there it is.
00:06:22.000 Oh, I forgot to number the links today, my friend.
00:06:25.000 The second link there... Trudeau decided... No, the Newsweek one.
00:06:32.000 Opening song is the first link.
00:06:34.000 Trudeau decided that, in all our son's command, is offensive to daughters. 0.72
00:06:42.000 So now it's some weird, it's like they them, shitty grammar.
00:06:48.000 Canada passes a bill to make national anthem lyrics gender neutral.
00:06:52.000 So, God keep our land glorious and free, in all thy son's command.
00:06:59.000 In all thy son's command.
00:07:02.000 That's not so bad.
00:07:03.000 In all of us command?
00:07:04.000 That's not English. 1.00
00:07:06.000 In all of us command.
00:07:08.000 In all of us command.
00:07:11.000 What?
00:07:13.000 Go back to the lyrics.
00:07:14.000 Look up the lyrics for Canada.
00:07:17.000 In all of us command?
00:07:19.000 That makes zero sense.
00:07:22.000 That's like a Joe Biden sentence.
00:07:24.000 Ah, in all of us command, not the thing.
00:07:28.000 I don't want to have any American... No, that's a weird one. 1.00
00:07:36.000 I've never heard where pines and maples grow.
00:07:39.000 Somebody just make that up.
00:07:41.000 I saw that too when I was looking it up and I'm like pines and ma... In school we had to sing this song every day and do the Lord's Prayer.
00:07:47.000 Thank God.
00:07:49.000 Don't do that anymore.
00:07:53.000 I remember in high school I was such a rebel that I went, I'm actually not doing this anymore because I'm an atheist and I don't want to sit for the Lord's Prayer.
00:08:02.000 And Canada is, was PC before PC was big.
00:08:05.000 So this is like 1984 and they go, okay, no problem.
00:08:09.000 And then I sit in a room with these Muslim kids who weren't like normal kids. 1.00
00:08:14.000 Like the guy I started Vice with, Soroush Alvi, was a normal Muslim. 1.00
00:08:16.000 He liked punk and you could talk to him.
00:08:18.000 But these were like Muslims. 1.00
00:08:20.000 So I'm sitting with these kids in headdresses and just waiting for 10 minutes and it's like, this is gay and boring. 1.00
00:08:25.000 I'm out of here. 0.93
00:08:28.000 So that didn't work.
00:08:29.000 So it was originally a French song in the 1800s and then they made it English, but it didn't become the official Canadian anthem until 82.
00:08:38.000 And when did we get our flag, the maple leaf?
00:08:40.000 Like 69, 70.
00:08:44.000 I'm as old as Canada.
00:08:47.000 True patriot love.
00:08:48.000 Oh Canada.
00:08:48.000 Yeah.
00:08:49.000 I don't know why it's, Oh, I guess that's French.
00:08:51.000 Our home and native land agreed.
00:08:53.000 True patriot love in all thy sons command.
00:08:57.000 Now, this pisses me off with sexism, where they go, sons are offensive.
00:09:03.000 I am such a peace-loving hippie that when I hear sons being praised, I think of the mothers who love them and shape their lives. 0.99
00:09:14.000 Like when you talk about the men who died in the wars, it's not like they came out of a dick. 0.65
00:09:20.000 So when you say this is a tribute to all the men who have died fighting for our country, you mean the women around them who helped them. 0.92
00:09:28.000 Like we're all a team.
00:09:29.000 When you say God bless America, you mean all the blacks and Jews and gays.
00:09:34.000 You're talking about all of them. 0.88
00:09:36.000 You don't just mean the white males.
00:09:39.000 So when you change that, it's insulting to like the son's mothers.
00:09:44.000 In all thy sons and their mothers who helped shape them and their sisters and their wives and their daughters.
00:09:51.000 We got it.
00:09:51.000 You don't have to stick that in there.
00:09:53.000 But in all of us command, that's down syndrome.
00:09:57.000 That's special.
00:10:00.000 Isn't that special? 0.74
00:10:02.000 Anyway, gross.
00:10:03.000 Anyway, this is a big day for us Canucks. 1.00
00:10:07.000 The tradition in Ottawa, the capital where I was, where I spent most of my life, we would, um, dress up like imbeciles, lunatics, Canadian flags on our backs, but other dress up like faggots, whatever. 1.00
00:10:23.000 And, uh, then we would party in Ottawa, but we were young, right? 0.99
00:10:27.000 When we, you can drink in Ottawa in Quebec at 18 in Ottawa, you have to be 19.
00:10:33.000 So.
00:10:36.000 We would walk over the bridge to Hull, because we were touching Quebec, and we would go buy booze there, get wasted, and then just carry around booze, I guess?
00:10:45.000 Yeah, because we couldn't go to bars until we were older.
00:10:49.000 And they didn't ID you in Quebec. 0.99
00:10:50.000 You could go there when you're fucking 14. 1.00
00:10:52.000 And we would drink. 0.99
00:10:53.000 There'd be a massive lineup at every beer store.
00:10:57.000 So you'd wait in the line, you'd talk, and it was fun, and you'd hang out.
00:11:00.000 And then in the beer store, we'd just get wasted in there, too.
00:11:05.000 Drinking it up.
00:11:06.000 One time, Andrew Geddes, him and Blake Jacobs, the guitarist of my band, they were known as the Pirates of Pisspants because they would get so wasted.
00:11:16.000 They would pee their pants.
00:11:17.000 They'd also dress up like pirates.
00:11:19.000 But Geddes one year decided he was going for a sailor boy look.
00:11:26.000 So he had on little blue shoes with buckles.
00:11:30.000 He had on a bonnet.
00:11:33.000 And then he had on a, uh, like a little hat, a little sailor boy hat.
00:11:37.000 And he had on like a sailor shirt, you know, with the flap on the back, but like little boy blue with like a ribbon, tiny, tiny white short shorts and the blue Navy thing with the little bonnet, little hat. 0.95
00:11:50.000 And he'd looked like beyond fag. 1.00
00:11:54.000 Beyond fag. 1.00
00:11:55.000 Beyond fag. 1.00
00:11:56.000 Like gays would go, what the fuck is that? 1.00
00:11:59.000 At a pride parade, gays would go, what are you doing? 1.00
00:12:01.000 What are you? 0.96
00:12:03.000 And it was hilarious in our group with our gang, right? 1.00
00:12:06.000 Our multicultural group of lunatic losers. 1.00
00:12:11.000 But then he got separated from the gang. 1.00
00:12:14.000 And now he's dressed as little boy blue, but he doesn't want to be.
00:12:18.000 So he like takes the hat off and he pulls the socks down to his ankles and tries to make himself look like a cool little sailor boy.
00:12:26.000 Macho sailor.
00:12:27.000 Yeah, macho sailor boy with like bunchy ankle socks. 0.97
00:12:30.000 So when we finally rediscovered him, we laughed our penises off. 0.85
00:12:35.000 Anyway, that's what I remember from Canada Day.
00:12:37.000 It's very hard to say.
00:12:39.000 But before we get to Canada Day, we need to get to Tactical Walls.
00:12:43.000 Oh, we got to get them to build us stuff in this office.
00:12:47.000 I forgot to get back to him.
00:12:47.000 I talked to him about it.
00:12:49.000 Let me write a little note to myself.
00:12:51.000 This episode is brought to you by Tactical Walls.
00:12:53.000 That's tacticalwalls.com.
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00:12:59.000 Yes, they ship to Canada.
00:13:01.000 It is American made.
00:13:03.000 It's vet made.
00:13:05.000 These guys show you how to show off your guns.
00:13:09.000 If you're lucky enough to live in a state or a province where you don't have to hide your guns and have them triple locked down, there you go.
00:13:16.000 Rip them off the wall just like the Kingsmen.
00:13:20.000 You can have a gun room.
00:13:21.000 Dana Lash actually had to move for various reasons, but one time she had to move because she had too many guns. 1.00
00:13:28.000 She had a mod, not a mod wall, she had a mod room.
00:13:33.000 Like you open it up and it's just like... I guess she got a lot of free guns.
00:13:38.000 I miss her.
00:13:40.000 She was cool.
00:13:40.000 I never met her in person.
00:13:41.000 I did her show a lot.
00:13:44.000 But she was a wonderful, funny individual.
00:13:46.000 Just a very happy person.
00:13:48.000 Who, of course, is terrorized to the left, by the left, as they threaten her children, etc, etc.
00:13:54.000 But yeah, mod walls, they've got emergency shelves, a hundred places to store your gun, safe places to store your gun.
00:14:01.000 But also, if you're not in a gun town, you've got sports walls, all kinds of different walls, all kinds of different mounts, all kinds of different places to put your stuff.
00:14:11.000 You can have a baseball wall, you can have a tool shelf.
00:14:14.000 It's really impressive what they do, and the fact that they do it in America is kind of the future.
00:14:20.000 Here's my plan.
00:14:21.000 We refuse to pay our debts to China.
00:14:24.000 They go to war with us. 1.00
00:14:25.000 We kill them all. 1.00
00:14:27.000 And then manufacturing has to happen back in America. 1.00
00:14:29.000 Apparently it works.
00:14:31.000 You can manufacture in America.
00:14:33.000 It's possible.
00:14:35.000 Is that the main guy, Tim, that I talked to?
00:14:38.000 I don't know.
00:14:39.000 I've never seen him before.
00:14:40.000 But I love him and I thank him for supporting Censored.TV and Free Speech and Get Off My Lawn and sponsoring this episode.
00:14:52.000 I'm wondering if I should be promoting Nita Fashions, too.
00:14:55.000 Let's just check my encrypted apps, because that's how I talk to people.
00:14:59.000 Did I mention Nita Fashions last week?
00:15:02.000 I don't remember last week.
00:15:03.000 Wait, wait, wait, I think so.
00:15:04.000 That was the first and only live show, right?
00:15:08.000 Then I think we did.
00:15:10.000 Here.
00:15:11.000 Oh, here.
00:15:12.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:15:13.000 Yeah, I don't know.
00:15:14.000 Maybe I'll take it off for a... Can you, how many provinces can you name?
00:15:19.000 Oh my god, uh...
00:15:23.000 Ontario?
00:15:24.000 Yes.
00:15:25.000 Okay.
00:15:26.000 That's got Toronto and Ottawa in it.
00:15:28.000 I just talked about Ottawa.
00:15:29.000 Alberta?
00:15:30.000 Alberta, sure.
00:15:31.000 It's got Edmonton in it. 1.00
00:15:33.000 Coldest place in the fucking world. 1.00
00:15:36.000 Saskatchewan? 1.00
00:15:37.000 Yep.
00:15:40.000 So that's the Midwest.
00:15:41.000 You're sort of doing it.
00:15:42.000 Then there's like, how many are there?
00:15:44.000 Alberta's pretty American. 0.99
00:15:45.000 They got oil there.
00:15:46.000 They used to have, uh, tar sands.
00:15:51.000 Like oil that's in sand.
00:15:53.000 But when oil is expensive enough, then it works to filter it out of the sand.
00:15:58.000 But they got a bunch of commie politicians who charged so much tax to the oil companies that the whole thing fell out and Calgary went from Zurich to Detroit overnight, thanks to government interference.
00:16:10.000 You know, I wasn't confident in any of those.
00:16:12.000 I just... Well, you got seven more.
00:16:15.000 Ten provinces, three territories.
00:16:17.000 Isn't there like Saint something?
00:16:19.000 Or like a girl name one?
00:16:21.000 Or French name?
00:16:22.000 Like girl name one?
00:16:22.000 Like Saint... You're thinking of Sault Ste.
00:16:24.000 Marie?
00:16:25.000 Maybe.
00:16:25.000 Yeah, that's a town.
00:16:26.000 That's not a province.
00:16:27.000 The French province is Quebec.
00:16:29.000 Then there's a bunch on the East Coast.
00:16:31.000 Is Newfoundland?
00:16:32.000 Newfoundland.
00:16:33.000 Okay.
00:16:34.000 There's Labrador.
00:16:35.000 No, Newfoundland and Labrador are one.
00:16:38.000 There's Nova Scotia.
00:16:39.000 Nova Scotia.
00:16:40.000 Okay, that's a province?
00:16:41.000 Yep.
00:16:42.000 Okay.
00:16:42.000 British Columbia.
00:16:43.000 Prince Edward Island.
00:16:45.000 There's a whole bunch of them on the East Coast.
00:16:47.000 North America was built from the East to the West.
00:16:49.000 That's so weird that I knew things I didn't know.
00:16:54.000 That's weird.
00:16:55.000 I thought I was just going to guess and you're going to be like, nope, that's a town or something.
00:16:59.000 That happened once, but let's see.
00:17:01.000 Provinces of Canada.
00:17:02.000 Did you folks hear what just happened here on the show?
00:17:05.000 Ryan is impressed with himself for naming provinces. 0.99
00:17:08.000 And then he said, you know, I'm so dumb. 0.89
00:17:11.000 I was worried that I would say a place and you would go, no, that's a city. 0.98
00:17:15.000 Meanwhile, that's exactly what happened.
00:17:18.000 He named Sault Ste.
00:17:19.000 Marie.
00:17:19.000 Yeah, that's what I said.
00:17:20.000 It happened once.
00:17:22.000 So you thought something would happen, and it happened, and you're just blown away?
00:17:25.000 Well, I'm blown away that it happened only once.
00:17:28.000 Look at that.
00:17:29.000 Way to set the bar low.
00:17:31.000 You know, my wife went away for a few days, and she goes, how was that?
00:17:34.000 And I go, it went great.
00:17:35.000 I just did a terrible job.
00:17:38.000 So it was not stressful at all.
00:17:40.000 On Tuesday night, I had my oldest boy order Domino's for the family.
00:17:43.000 I wasn't even there.
00:17:45.000 Nice.
00:17:46.000 He ordered, like, nine things of pizza and chicken for himself, all this stuff, and then he let my daughter have, like, some scraps, and I was like, sorry. 0.79
00:17:54.000 Sucks. 0.95
00:17:56.000 Sucks to have dad make the food. 0.99
00:18:00.000 I love the name.
00:18:00.000 They gave, like, go back to that map.
00:18:02.000 They gave the Eskimos, the Inuits, a bunch of land recently, and how much of it is viable?
00:18:08.000 How much can you farm?
00:18:09.000 How much can you use?
00:18:10.000 None of it.
00:18:11.000 It's called none of it.
00:18:14.000 No.
00:18:15.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:18:16.000 Is that a fuck you or what? 1.00
00:18:18.000 Wow. 1.00
00:18:19.000 Wait a minute.
00:18:19.000 I didn't realize Newfoundland was sitting on top of Quebec.
00:18:23.000 Oh, you know what it is?
00:18:25.000 It's the, the globe is stretched out.
00:18:29.000 So it actually is kind of East of Quebec, but you're sort of seeing it flattened.
00:18:34.000 But Newfoundland, New Brunswick, think of them as East, not North.
00:18:38.000 That's deceiving that map.
00:18:41.000 But yeah, Yukon, no one's ever heard of.
00:18:42.000 Northwest Territories, nope.
00:18:44.000 None of it, is literally none of it.
00:18:46.000 British Columbia, of course, has Vancouver and Victoria.
00:18:50.000 Vancouver Island is beautiful.
00:18:53.000 Sunset's fishing, it's paradise. 0.92
00:18:56.000 Vancouver, unfortunately, could be perfect, but it's become super fucking woke recently. 0.98
00:19:02.000 And... Junkies everywhere, as bad as San Francisco. 0.97
00:19:08.000 Now, if you go north, it's pretty nice.
00:19:10.000 It's like, um... It's like, uh... Northern California.
00:19:15.000 What do they got up there?
00:19:19.000 I forget the name of it.
00:19:20.000 They save A in British Columbia still.
00:19:24.000 How's it going, A?
00:19:25.000 Yeah, so we're getting out there, A. A is like a stereotype.
00:19:28.000 You don't really hear it anymore, but British Columbia has preserved it.
00:19:31.000 Alberta is the south of America.
00:19:34.000 I mean, of Canada.
00:19:36.000 It's oil, it's cowboys.
00:19:37.000 They literally have the Calgary Stampede there.
00:19:39.000 Like, they have bull riding and stuff.
00:19:43.000 Saskatchewan, no one ever talks about it, I'm sorry.
00:19:46.000 I don't mean to disrespect them all. 0.99
00:19:48.000 Fucking freezing cold. 0.99
00:19:50.000 Manitoba, exact same story. 0.99
00:19:52.000 If you meet someone from Winnipeg, take your hat off and go like this. 0.96
00:19:55.000 They are winter veterans.
00:19:58.000 And then Ontario just goes on for infinity.
00:20:01.000 If you drive across Canada from Ottawa, three days are that yellow province in Ontario. 0.97
00:20:08.000 Quebec is all frogs, which is, it couldn't be more different.
00:20:13.000 It's even foreign to people from France.
00:20:16.000 So it's a funny country because Quebec could not have less in common with any other province.
00:20:23.000 And then you have all the East Coast guys, Newfoundland, Labrador, New Brunswick, Nova Scotia.
00:20:27.000 Those are just Scottish Canadians. 1.00
00:20:29.000 Drunks, no industry.
00:20:30.000 They used to have cod, but the cod disappeared.
00:20:33.000 So it's very much like Glasgow.
00:20:34.000 All of those East Coast guys are Glasgow.
00:20:37.000 Quebec is some weird archaic France.
00:20:40.000 Ontario is like America light.
00:20:43.000 Manitoba, uh,
00:20:46.000 is a patch of ice.
00:20:47.000 Saskatchewan's a patch of ice.
00:20:49.000 Alberta is Texas.
00:20:50.000 British Columbia is hippie town.
00:20:52.000 It's California.
00:20:53.000 And then none of that northern stuff exists.
00:20:55.000 Ignore it.
00:20:57.000 Pay attention to none of it.
00:21:02.000 And then as far as towns go, there's really just Vancouver, Calgary, not really Regina, not really Winnipeg.
00:21:12.000 Toronto, not Ottawa, Montreal, Quebec City, and maybe Halifax.
00:21:17.000 There's only like five or six cities in Canada of any relevance.
00:21:23.000 We were going to choose this jam, DOA, covering Randy Bachman's Taking Care of Business.
00:21:29.000 I play it every Canada Day, and we're playing it this Canada Day.
00:21:32.000 I kind of hate the term Canada Day.
00:21:41.000 You know, punks have very strict regimen on what you can wear.
00:21:44.000 And for some reason, this shirt is acceptable.
00:21:48.000 So you'd have like cone spikes, a ripped t-shirt, destroyed bondage pants, 14-hole Dr. Martens.
00:21:57.000 But only in Canada could you wear this shirt.
00:22:00.000 It was a punk uniform.
00:22:06.000 Possibly because of DLA.
00:22:08.000 Did you know they invented the word hardcore, like the term?
00:22:12.000 That's hardcore.
00:22:13.000 Not like hardcore porn and all that, but like the baby of punk.
00:22:16.000 Pre-Minor Threat and Black Flag and all that.
00:22:34.000 He's gotta be on the spectrum, that guy.
00:22:41.000 He's been touring in 1980 for 40 years.
00:22:46.000 Pretty much non-stop.
00:22:49.000 Randy Bachman is the coach in this video.
00:22:53.000 Remember Randy Bachman?
00:22:54.000 He quit the Guess Who?
00:22:56.000 He wrote all their hits with Burton Cummings.
00:22:58.000 These Eyes!
00:23:00.000 American Woman.
00:23:02.000 Pull up American Woman, that's a jam. 1.00
00:23:04.000 First number one hit for a Canadian band.
00:23:06.000 See, when I was a DJ at my school, CKCU, at Carleton University in Ottawa, they made us... Everything had to be 60% CanCon, Canadian content. 0.96
00:23:16.000 So you would have to pile in a bunch of Canadian shit just to be able to play, like, the Sex Pistols or something. 0.99
00:23:23.000 And it sucked because it was charity. 1.00
00:23:25.000 And bands don't need your government charity. 0.84
00:23:29.000 The Sugar Cubes came out of Iceland because they're good, not because the Icelandic government made you listen to them.
00:23:36.000 And I felt it kind of demeaned talented Canadian bands like, I guess, Pooh.
00:23:44.000 Oh yeah, because now it seems like they're just on there as a favor.
00:23:46.000 It's like affirmative action. 0.54
00:23:47.000 It's affirmative, right. 0.99
00:23:55.000 Holy shit, that's Burton Cummings. 1.00
00:23:58.000 Thank God he grew a mustache. 1.00
00:24:01.000 Dude, I saw a guy the other day at a bar because I missed my train.
00:24:06.000 Normal man like me, probably 65 years old, he had this insane skin beard that hung down like this. 1.00
00:24:15.000 Skin beard.
00:24:16.000 Here's his neck, right?
00:24:20.000 It started here and went like this.
00:24:22.000 Oh, sorry, I don't have a mic.
00:24:23.000 Started here and went like this.
00:24:27.000 This is all skin. 0.99
00:24:29.000 I almost ran over and went- I wanna look that up. 1.00
00:24:32.000 GROW A FUCKING BEARD! 1.00
00:24:33.000 WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 1.00
00:24:35.000 It's like Big Ed all over again!
00:24:37.000 I can hide your mistakes!
00:24:40.000 This glare from your new light is pretty bad there, guy.
00:24:43.000 Yeah, I'm gonna see if it needs that light.
00:24:45.000 Just turn it off, it's annoying.
00:24:47.000 It makes us look unprofessional.
00:24:48.000 What are we, Scary Perry?
00:24:54.000 God, your outfit is so annoying.
00:24:59.000 100% better.
00:25:01.000 So Ryan was wearing a suit and then I came into the studio and I said, dude, it's Canada Day.
00:25:07.000 Can we just call it CanDay or something?
00:25:09.000 We're going to change the name here.
00:25:11.000 Canetaday?
00:25:13.000 No.
00:25:13.000 I'm just going to call it Canada.
00:25:15.000 It's the day of Canada.
00:25:16.000 Canada's birthday.
00:25:17.000 Dude, it's Canada's birthday.
00:25:18.000 Canada's birthday.
00:25:20.000 Wear this shirt.
00:25:21.000 So I gave him a Mont-Tremblant sweatshirt.
00:25:23.000 Vintage.
00:25:25.000 Greatest ski hill on earth.
00:25:27.000 Better than Whistler.
00:25:29.000 Bought by some Japanese dudes who made it awesome.
00:25:31.000 And then a Make Canada Great Again hat.
00:25:32.000 But then he still has on, like, his slacks and his dress shoes.
00:25:36.000 And then he puts on this Rebel Media hat.
00:25:38.000 Like, isn't he just annoying?
00:25:41.000 I'm just wearing shirts.
00:25:43.000 Great comeback.
00:25:46.000 What a cool sweatshirt that is.
00:25:49.000 What is it?
00:25:51.000 I just said.
00:25:51.000 Oh.
00:25:56.000 Are you paying attention?
00:25:57.000 It's the best hill in Canada.
00:26:00.000 Yeah, it's a hill.
00:26:02.000 Hey, you guys want to go skiing at a local hill?
00:26:07.000 What?
00:26:08.000 You're thinking of toboggans, my friend.
00:26:10.000 Toboggans are dope. 1.00
00:26:11.000 So what are you doing? 0.57
00:26:13.000 Is there anything that you do, like any activities on Canada Day?
00:26:17.000 Get wasted. 1.00
00:26:18.000 That's it, fuck? 1.00
00:26:19.000 That's it, fuck. 1.00
00:26:20.000 Have you seen the latest Cody Canuck? 1.00
00:26:24.000 He's a fan of the show.
00:26:25.000 And he does stuff.
00:26:27.000 Like this.
00:26:29.000 Oh! 0.60
00:26:31.000 Familiar shirt there?
00:26:33.000 I like it. 0.99
00:26:34.000 I was talking to the wife about, you know, I had some comments about, uh, me calling it a chicken burger, that Popeye's fucking chicken burger. 0.99
00:26:41.000 But, uh, I'm thinking, okay, the chicken fucking, it's a burger if it's between two fucking buns, it's a sandwich if it's between two pieces of sliced bread. 0.99
00:26:50.000 And we were talking about that fucking TikTok guy who breaks down stupid shit in English, that stage door Johnny guy. 1.00
00:26:59.000 And uh, I wonder what that guy has to say about that fucking shit. 1.00
00:27:03.000 Is it a chicken burger or is it a chicken sandwich? 1.00
00:27:05.000 You fucking tell me. 1.00
00:27:06.000 Take it easy. 1.00
00:27:07.000 Wow, that's a good point.
00:27:11.000 Right?
00:27:12.000 Because what's a turkey burger?
00:27:13.000 What's a veggie burger?
00:27:15.000 Yeah, it's like a turkey patty sandwich.
00:27:17.000 Now the chicken is pretty... It's not like it's a chicken patty.
00:27:23.000 Chicken's all over the place.
00:27:25.000 It's coming out of the sides.
00:27:28.000 It's hot right now in Canada.
00:27:30.000 What is?
00:27:30.000 Certain parts.
00:27:32.000 Oh, the weather?
00:27:33.000 Yeah.
00:27:34.000 I keep forgetting it gets hot up there. 0.98
00:27:35.000 It was just a fucking inferno here. 0.93
00:27:37.000 Yeah, Montreal has the biggest temperature swing out of any city in the world. 0.99
00:27:42.000 It is brick.
00:27:44.000 In January.
00:27:45.000 It's so bad in January that at bars, we have to make a rule. 0.98
00:27:49.000 Guys, no talking about the fucking weather, okay? 0.98
00:27:51.000 This is getting tedious. 0.99
00:27:52.000 It's a banned subject.
00:27:53.000 I know. 0.97
00:27:54.000 It took you 20 minutes to get dressed, and then it took you 20 minutes to get undressed, and when you get up from your bar, from your chair, it goes flying backwards because it's got a coat and all that shit on it. 0.98
00:28:03.000 I get it. 0.98
00:28:04.000 I'm cold too.
00:28:05.000 Let's drop it.
00:28:09.000 And then, in the summer, like, you have to dress like Jesus Christ on the cross.
00:28:15.000 But with flip-flops on, or it'll burn the bottom of your feet.
00:28:21.000 All right, should we start the show?
00:28:22.000 Well, let's do Johnny Apple CBD, and then we'll cut out the scam artists.
00:28:28.000 We've got a lot to do, guys.
00:28:29.000 We have phone calls coming in.
00:28:32.000 Kyle Dunnigan has finally released his Joe Biden sitcom.
00:28:35.000 Sexy.
00:28:35.000 It's July 1st, Canada's birthday.
00:28:40.000 And then we want to talk about this war on churches going on in Canada with the Indians. 1.00
00:28:45.000 They found out about the kids, the mass grave of kids, and they're pissed.
00:28:50.000 Justifiably.
00:28:52.000 I understand both sides.
00:28:53.000 Don't burn churches, but I get why you're mad.
00:28:55.000 It's like the storming of the Capitol.
00:28:56.000 I don't think it was a smart move, but I get it.
00:29:00.000 I'm not saying I would have killed her, but I understand.
00:29:05.000 But before we go and say goodbye to the freeloaders, Johnny Apple CBD.
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00:29:52.000 Is that toothpaste?
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00:29:56.000 Who knew that marijuana is still magic without the illegal stuff?
00:30:00.000 Johnny Apple did. 1.00
00:30:02.000 And every time I tune into this site, there's new shit. 0.99
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00:30:20.000 Gummies?
00:30:21.000 The gummies are great to sleep with. 1.00
00:30:22.000 You know how, like, drunks like me, if we don't have a big drinking night, we go, I'll never be able to sleep.
00:30:27.000 I gotta drink.
00:30:28.000 Well, have some gummies.
00:30:30.000 That'll ease you into sleep town.
00:30:32.000 I know it's hard to sleep when you quit boozing at the end of a bender. 1.00
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00:30:44.000 All right. 0.97
00:30:46.000 Let's fucking get into this, eh? 0.95
00:30:48.000 So I guess now we have the goodbye to the other people, the people that are getting the free podcast. 0.97
00:30:55.000 We have another hour and a half.
00:30:56.000 We're going to be taking calls.
00:30:57.000 You should subscribe to Censored.TV.
00:31:00.000 It's a beer and a half a month, depending on where you live.
00:31:03.000 In Manhattan, it's a beer a month. 0.99
00:31:08.000 This show, which is now five days a week, including Anthony Cumia, we got Roger Stone coming up, Laura Loomer, we've got Candace Owens, we've got Cornel West, we've got Milo Yiannopoulos, we've got Jim Gode, we've got fucking... I already said Anthony Cumia, right? 0.96
00:31:28.000 Josh.
00:31:29.000 Yeah, I'm not saying Josh. 1.00
00:31:30.000 No one's heard of him, dick shit. 1.00
00:31:33.000 Michael Graves of the Misfits. 1.00
00:31:35.000 Soph.
00:31:37.000 Of course, atheism is unstoppable, who often surpasses me in hits.
00:31:43.000 Lotus, Katie Hopkins, Jacob Wall.
00:31:46.000 God, they wanted it to fail so bad.
00:31:48.000 Copper Cab.
00:31:50.000 Remember when Milo started that rumor we were going under?
00:31:54.000 Only time you've ever seen censored.tv in the news.
00:31:57.000 Newsweek does a big thing. 0.99
00:31:59.000 Fucking... 0.99
00:32:02.000 Jared Holt is excited. 1.00
00:32:03.000 He's already bragging with a little tiny violin. 1.00
00:32:07.000 Fucking loser. 1.00
00:32:08.000 No, I'm not fired, Jared. 1.00
00:32:10.000 You are. 0.98
00:32:11.000 Now, of course, you're a fellow at the Atlantic Institute for Hate and Research Opposition at the lab in DC or whatever the fuck they call it. 0.96
00:32:21.000 Anyway, funny stuff. 0.99
00:32:23.000 We're about to get into it deep and you're missing out on it because you're a cheapskate. 0.91
00:32:28.000 But
00:32:29.000 In the interim, I would like you to take your cheapness and get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
00:33:00.000 Yeah.