Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - August 20, 2021


GOML LIVE #111 | WHY YOU WANNA BE MIDDLE CLASS? (Part 1)

Topics
Wagyu beef flavors never give up hope
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Gavin McInnes
Mentioned
Bubba Matty O'Dell Matthew Big Monster Odell Heil Fauci Ryan Katsu Rivera Wesley Willis Puerto Ricans Matty Odell Ann Coulter Proud Boys Andy Ngo Hanks Luis J. Gomez Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez David Copperfield Russian Roulette Mark Zuckerberg Steven Crowder Mitch Hedberg Based Stickman and 32 more
S04E19 - MENTALLY ILL MASOCHISTS S04E21 - EVERYTHING WOKE TURNS TO SHIT

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Length

42 minutes

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6,866

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861

Harmful content

Misogyny

41

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Toxicity

211

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Hate speech

20

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Gavin McInnes and Matty Odell talk about the Antifa protest outside a spa, Lady Gaga's new album, and the fact that Baby Monster is in the shape of a baby. Also, Gavin talks about a band that plays a song about a woman who doesn't like white dicks and a man who thinks he's a woman because he's gay because he doesn't want to be called a "fan." Also, we talk about a guy who thinks a plane crash is a good thing because he thinks it's a "good thing" and a "bad thing" that happens when you're on a plane with a bunch of people who don't have a sense of humor. And, of course, there's a new song about the people on the plane who thought a plane was a bus and you can't fly through the sky. Get Off My Lawn Live from New York! Get off my lawn! Get On My Lawn! Subscribe to our new show on Apple Podcasts! Subscribe on iTunes Learn more about your ad choices. If you like the show, please tell a friend about it and/or become a patron. We'll be looking out for you in the comments section below. Thank you so much for all the support we've gotten so far, it really means a lot to us. We really appreciate it. XOXO, Gav & Matty Oden Gav and Gav Music: "Night Queen" by Jeffree Starretta (featuring the band Night Queen ( ) and "Bubba & The Terrible" by Mitch Hedberg ( ) Gav ( ) is a tribute to the late, great, terrible, terrible band ( ) and much more. Gav's new song: "Wesley Willis" by Wesley Willis ( ) ( ) - "Northwest Airlines ( ) by the band "Northwood Airlines" ( ) & much more! ( ) in honor of the amazing, beautiful, beautiful people in the song "Bubbba's in the Sky" by the greatest airline in the world ( ) on the album "South Dakota" by South Dakota ( ) which is out in the middle of nowhere else than New York City ( is a song that's better than the rest of the world? . & other stuff like that's not even worth it? ( ) and more! ( , )

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00:00:03.000 Night Queen.
00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
00:00:49.000 What do you think of that band?
00:00:53.000 Kind of trippy.
00:00:54.000 Pretty good, huh?
00:00:55.000 Yeah.
00:00:57.000 A lot of the times you'll like a band and you realize it's just because the singer's hot.
00:01:03.000 And the great thing about F-L-T-R-U-K-E-S-T-F-U-H is you don't have to worry about that. 1.00
00:01:11.000 Say at least.
00:01:13.000 So this is a band that was playing on behalf of Antifa outside the Wii Spa. 0.97
00:01:19.000 Remember that spa in Portland where they had a dude with his dick out, an Antifa dude? 0.99
00:01:26.000 And a black woman complained and she said, I don't want dicks swinging around my daughter. 1.00
00:01:33.000 And that was anti-trance. 1.00
00:01:37.000 Because you're transphobic if you don't want men in the women's dressing room around your daughter. 1.00
00:01:42.000 So that started a whole thing, and you had patriots and Christians and Proud Boys defending the spas decision, and then Antifa and lunatics like this criticizing them. 0.98
00:01:55.000 It's kind of a ridiculous argument, isn't it? 0.99
00:01:58.000 And it's funny because it was made to seem like bigots versus freedom fighters, but the whole thing was a black woman who said, I don't want white dicks around my little black girl. 1.00
00:02:08.000 How many times have we been in that situation? 0.99
00:02:12.000 So this band played and Andy Ngo said, this band is playing outside.
00:02:16.000 And then they go, we're getting harassed by Nazis.
00:02:18.000 Can you give us money?
00:02:21.000 So they started a GoFundMe for the trauma of being mentioned by Andy Ngo.
00:02:25.000 Anyway.
00:02:26.000 Long tangent to explain the first song.
00:02:28.000 Welcome to Get Off My Lawn Live.
00:02:30.000 This is free for the first half hour.
00:02:33.000 We have our co-host, Baby Monster, Matty Odell.
00:02:36.000 What's up everybody?
00:02:37.000 I think people are confused about being called Baby Monsters. 0.99
00:02:41.000 They go, that's gay. 1.00
00:02:42.000 I want to be called a fan. 0.92
00:02:45.000 And I'm like,
00:02:46.000 I don't think you get that Lady Gaga's fans are called Little Monsters. 0.96
00:02:51.000 We're taking that and calling them Baby Monsters because Matty Odell is called Baby Monster because he's an evil, horrible, violent man who is in the shape of a baby. 0.93
00:03:01.000 Yes. 0.96
00:03:03.000 So... I'm little, I'm wee.
00:03:05.000 That's the joke, folks. 0.99
00:03:07.000 Do we have to explain every fucking joke? 0.99
00:03:09.000 It's like Proud Boys. 1.00
00:03:10.000 They go, yeah, they're not men, they're boys.
00:03:14.000 Yeah, it's named after a song from an Aladdin musical.
00:03:18.000 It's possible that your enemies have a sense of humor!
00:03:22.000 Think of that!
00:03:24.000 Please!
00:03:26.000 Good guys have a sense of humor, bad guys have a sense of humor.
00:03:29.000 They're not mutually exclusive.
00:03:31.000 One group can have nuance.
00:03:34.000 Exactly.
00:03:36.000 Just to go back to the opening band, if you've seen the lead singer, how he's got that dark
00:03:42.000 Yeah.
00:03:43.000 Yes, there's a name for it. 1.00
00:03:57.000 Well you can't be a Muslim and a big fat trans piece of shit. 1.00
00:04:00.000 I don't know. 1.00
00:04:02.000 It's possible that he was a Muslim and then he became, he realized he was gay and then he went alright I'm a woman now because I don't want to get, I hate all this shit. 1.00
00:04:11.000 That's rough. 1.00
00:04:14.000 Or Wesley Willis was a special needs musician who had hits like Northwest Airlines!
00:04:23.000 Northwest Airlines!
00:04:25.000 I like to go on Northwest Airlines.
00:04:27.000 It's the greatest airline in the world.
00:04:29.000 And the music was just the keyboard, generic song that you get with a keyboard.
00:04:34.000 And he had the same dark patch, but it was from going, hey, what's going on?
00:04:39.000 And the way he would greet you is he'd smash his head against your head.
00:04:41.000 It was very painful.
00:04:42.000 That happened to me once.
00:04:43.000 Yeah.
00:04:44.000 But I guess if you do something repetitively, you're still going to get the mark. 0.62
00:04:48.000 That was his Islam, was white hipsters. 1.00
00:04:52.000 Are you playing some Wesley Willis?
00:04:58.000 He's actually way better than that band.
00:05:04.000 Yeah, a lot better.
00:05:05.000 At least I'll remember this song.
00:05:09.000 Generic pop song.
00:05:13.000 He's pop and they're alternative.
00:05:14.000 Oh, this is a song about the people on the plane in Kabul.
00:05:25.000 The C-17. 0.67
00:05:27.000 A lot of people froze their ass off and went flying through the sky.
00:05:31.000 C-17.
00:05:32.000 They thought a plane was a bus and you can ride on the side, but you can't.
00:05:35.000 No sir.
00:05:40.000 It's got a bit of Mitch Hedberg to him.
00:05:42.000 It does.
00:05:42.000 I was about to say, like, we don't lose your baggage.
00:05:45.000 We lose you.
00:05:47.000 You are falling from the sky.
00:05:49.000 Bubba and Hanks is our sponsor today.
00:05:52.000 We're devoting the whole show to them.
00:05:54.000 Bubba's in a bad way, I believe.
00:05:56.000 Yeah.
00:05:57.000 And it's sad.
00:05:59.000 I think it's cancer, right?
00:06:00.000 Yeah.
00:06:02.000 Terrible?
00:06:03.000 Great sponsor has been with us for years, Bubba and Hanks.
00:06:07.000 Obviously, Hanks will continue making fantastic steaks.
00:06:11.000 Let's pull those up. 0.92
00:06:12.000 And now I'm using his death as a way to make money for myself.
00:06:18.000 If you use the promo code GAVIN, you get 20% off.
00:06:22.000 I'm a big fan of all their beef.
00:06:23.000 Oh yeah, you finished off a whole pack recently.
00:06:26.000 Oh, let me tell you something.
00:06:27.000 I had the Asabuko the other day.
00:06:30.000 Wait, stop.
00:06:32.000 Let's rate them from your favorite to down.
00:06:36.000 Because you had everything, right?
00:06:37.000 Did you have the burgers?
00:06:38.000 I've had the burgers, the pre-made patties.
00:06:41.000 Phenomenal.
00:06:42.000 Great.
00:06:43.000 My kids inhale those.
00:06:44.000 When you go on the website, you realize that it's Wagyu beef.
00:06:48.000 Now Wagyu beef are these special breeds of cows that have like great marbling and fat within the meat that classifies them as Wagyu.
00:07:00.000 And they're so, the flavor is the fat with the marbling within the meat and oh it's delicious.
00:07:07.000 I've had the burgers.
00:07:08.000 I've had the chopped meat.
00:07:10.000 I've had the eye round steaks, I've had the asabuco, and let me tell you something, every cut was phenomenal.
00:07:19.000 I did asabuco the other day, because asabuco is like the foreshank of the front legs, so it's got some tendons and stuff like that, so you braise it, cook it in a liquid for like 3 or 4 hours, and oh my god.
00:07:34.000 3 or 4 hours?
00:07:35.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:07:36.000 And what's the liquid?
00:07:37.000 I mean, I use beef broth, a little bit of water.
00:07:41.000 This is in a frying pan?
00:07:43.000 No, no, in like a pot.
00:07:46.000 I use a Dutch oven.
00:07:48.000 I have a ceramic coated Dutch oven at my house, so. 0.84
00:07:50.000 Okay.
00:07:51.000 But yeah.
00:07:51.000 Oh, for braising?
00:07:53.000 Like short ribs or anything like that?
00:07:55.000 Three hours?
00:07:56.000 Yeah.
00:07:58.000 And then do you do something like to scorch the outside?
00:08:01.000 You know how I like the outside burnt.
00:08:02.000 Yes, what you do is you take a little, I take a little flour.
00:08:06.000 I flour the outside of it.
00:08:08.000 I put it in a frying pan, a skillet.
00:08:10.000 After you've done this three hours?
00:08:11.000 No, no, no.
00:08:11.000 Before, prior to.
00:08:13.000 Oh, prior to.
00:08:13.000 I just put a little, I just put a little flour.
00:08:15.000 Coated the outside.
00:08:16.000 And I browned the outside.
00:08:19.000 Like you seared the outside.
00:08:21.000 So when you put it in the liquid, all the juices stay inside.
00:08:25.000 Beautiful.
00:08:26.000 That sounds fantastic.
00:08:27.000 Beautiful.
00:08:29.000 Now you have a roommate named Cocaine, is that correct?
00:08:31.000 Yeah, Yayo.
00:08:33.000 Did you share it with him?
00:08:35.000 Of course.
00:08:37.000 If it's in the house, it's for both of us.
00:08:40.000 He's been using the same Teflon pan for so long, the Teflon's gone.
00:08:45.000 Yeah.
00:08:47.000 The Teflon, it's just a silver pan now.
00:08:50.000 It's no longer a nonstick.
00:08:52.000 Which means he ate all the Teflon that was on the pan.
00:08:54.000 I don't eat out of his pan. 0.71
00:08:55.000 He's an animal. 0.90
00:08:57.000 Cocaine is an animal.
00:09:00.000 So yeah, Bubba and Hank's Delicious, promo code Gavin.
00:09:02.000 Our heart goes out to Bubba.
00:09:04.000 God bless him.
00:09:06.000 I mean, are we giving up hope?
00:09:07.000 Are we saying, like, say a prayer for Bubba?
00:09:09.000 Never give up hope.
00:09:10.000 Always pray.
00:09:11.000 My father passed with throat cancer in, uh, 91, so I can understand his plight.
00:09:16.000 And you know how many times people, the doctors say, oh, you know, they gave this guy this long to live and then they just blow past that, so.
00:09:22.000 Yeah, let's just pray.
00:09:23.000 Yeah, absolutely.
00:09:24.000 Let's pray for Bubba, of Bubba and Hanks.
00:09:27.000 Pray for him to have peace.
00:09:29.000 Pray for him to get through this, or if he's not going to get through it, to endure it with as much fortitude and strength as possible.
00:09:37.000 Let's take a moment for Bubba.
00:09:38.000 Go peacefully. 0.99
00:09:45.000 I gotta say, I don't want to brag, but I don't pray to God for bullshit, like the Mets. 0.98
00:09:54.000 And when I do pray for something, it's usually a big one, like Steven Crowder I prayed for. 0.98
00:09:59.000 Phenomenal recovery.
00:10:01.000 Twins, beautiful twins.
00:10:02.000 Beautiful twins.
00:10:03.000 Everything's going great with him. 0.99
00:10:04.000 Bass Stickman was looking at like 20 years for some bullshit charge. 0.98
00:10:07.000 I prayed for him. 0.98
00:10:08.000 He's good to go.
00:10:11.000 I don't know, Bubba.
00:10:13.000 Hey, use it sparingly. 1.00
00:10:14.000 It's like when your mother says fuck. 1.00
00:10:15.000 Not your mother, Jesus. 1.00
00:10:17.000 She never didn't say fuck. 1.00
00:10:20.000 But when your mother, my mother says fuck about once a month, once every two months, and it's sort of, you go, whoa, this is a biggie. 1.00
00:10:27.000 I've noticed that with parenting too. 1.00
00:10:28.000 If you only swear at kids when you're really mad, and they hear, I'm sick of your fucking shit! 1.00
00:10:33.000 They go, he's really sick of my fucking shit because he said fucking shit. 1.00
00:10:37.000 And it's all over the tone too. 1.00
00:10:39.000 It's all what?
00:10:40.000 With the tone.
00:10:41.000 Yeah.
00:10:42.000 The delivery of it. 1.00
00:10:44.000 Like, my mother used to say, fuck off, all the time. 1.00
00:10:46.000 She'd be like, oh, fuck off. 1.00
00:10:49.000 And it was like, dismissive. 1.00
00:10:51.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:10:52.000 It wasn't like, for fuck's sake, son! 0.99
00:10:55.000 Oh, for fuck's sake! 0.99
00:10:56.000 Yeah, when you get that, you're in trouble. 1.00
00:10:58.000 You're in trouble. 0.99
00:10:59.000 Yeah, my dad would do this like, fucking, and if it was a fucking, I knew someone was gonna die tonight. 1.00
00:11:06.000 Like, if I got called by my full name, Matthew, 0.99
00:11:11.000 Do you ever hear your middle name for your parents?
00:11:15.000 To my credit, I don't have a middle name.
00:11:18.000 Oh really?
00:11:19.000 It's Matthew Odell.
00:11:22.000 Matthew Big Monster Odell?
00:11:24.000 I have a confirmation name, which is Jude.
00:11:27.000 It's kind of funny, when I was young, my mother's father's name was Alan.
00:11:34.000 On my birth certificate, it just says Matthew O'Dell.
00:11:37.000 On my social security card for years, you just say Matthew Alan O'Dell.
00:11:41.000 Oh.
00:11:42.000 You know what it says on my social security card?
00:11:45.000 Gavin doesn't care about Matthew's middle name. 1.00
00:11:48.000 Oh, shit! 1.00
00:11:50.000 Oh! 1.00
00:11:51.000 Care-thew.
00:11:51.000 Do you have a middle name?
00:11:53.000 Me?
00:11:53.000 Yeah.
00:11:53.000 It's fucking Katsu.
00:11:54.000 It's, it's, uh, yeah. 0.99
00:11:56.000 Oh, I thought you just stuck that in your name because everyone thought you were a spic.
00:12:00.000 Well, no, they, well, they still think I'm a spic.
00:12:01.000 Well, that would be a hyphen.
00:12:04.000 Do you have a middle name?
00:12:05.000 Yeah, Miles.
00:12:06.000 Oh, yeah.
00:12:07.000 Gavin Miles McInnes.
00:12:09.000 GMM.
00:12:11.000 It's not a very sexy acronym, GMM.
00:12:14.000 My wife doesn't have a middle name, and I contend that if you don't have a middle name, your parents don't love you enough.
00:12:19.000 Oh, yeah.
00:12:20.000 I'm an unloved child.
00:12:21.000 You're an unloved child?
00:12:21.000 Why do Puerto Ricans use their middle names more than any other people?
00:12:25.000 Luis J. Gomez, fucking Ryan Katzu Rivera, Alexandria Jolkito-Cortez. 0.97
00:12:29.000 Maybe they want to sound fancy. 0.99
00:12:31.000 Maybe Puerto Ricans are insecure about the fact that they're all on welfare. 1.00
00:12:35.000 And they want to sound like they're Spaniards.
00:12:38.000 Let me tell you something. 0.99
00:12:39.000 The most crazy names are the Mexicans. 0.92
00:12:43.000 When I was away in the federal system, they used to have like six names. 0.88
00:12:47.000 And it was all hyphenated.
00:12:49.000 They had like their mother's maiden name, their father's name, their grandmother's maiden name, their grandfather's name.
00:12:55.000 Oh, it was insane. 1.00
00:12:57.000 Call me old-fashioned, that's stupid. 1.00
00:13:00.000 Yeah, I agree. 1.00
00:13:01.000 Like this is what I keep trying to get across to people about culture.
00:13:05.000 They're not different than us, they're worse.
00:13:08.000 Yeah.
00:13:08.000 Like Swedes are different than us.
00:13:10.000 They have their little sardine sandwiches or whatever.
00:13:12.000 I get that that's different, but equal.
00:13:16.000 But the Middle East is not equal. 0.98
00:13:18.000 I saw this video, we'll talk about it next time we do Real News, but it was like trying to get the Afghan army to stop smoking hash or to wear their helmets facing the right way.
00:13:30.000 Like they're monkeys. 0.68
00:13:31.000 Yeah.
00:13:32.000 You can't, you can make monkeys hold a gun for a photo op. 0.55
00:13:36.000 The biggest joke is making them do jumping jacks.
00:13:39.000 That to me was an epiphany.
00:13:42.000 Dude, I saw that video, that jumping jack video is from like 1.00
00:13:48.000 Ten years ago.
00:13:49.000 2004.
00:13:49.000 Yeah, it's an old comic book.
00:13:51.000 It's old as shit. 1.00
00:13:52.000 They're horrible. 1.00
00:13:53.000 And not only are they retarded, but they're stoned. 1.00
00:13:57.000 So you give someone with Down Syndrome hash, that's not even the one, but that'll do. 0.99
00:14:03.000 Or it's probably a different angle than the same one.
00:14:05.000 Look at that!
00:14:07.000 Irreparable.
00:14:08.000 Yeah.
00:14:08.000 Untrainable.
00:14:10.000 How the fuck can you not do a jumping jack? 0.99
00:14:13.000 No one taught me how to do jumping jacks. 0.99
00:14:15.000 Yeah, I don't remember learning that.
00:14:17.000 I didn't take a night course in jumping jacks.
00:14:19.000 I didn't take a night course in not hanging on to a plane.
00:14:22.000 There you go.
00:14:24.000 I didn't read a brochure that said it's freezing cold six miles above the earth.
00:14:28.000 Coincidence?
00:14:30.000 I think not.
00:14:31.000 And 500 miles an hour is a hell of a wind.
00:14:34.000 I want to see them jump rope.
00:14:36.000 Cause that, it's not the easiest thing.
00:14:38.000 I want to see them do that thing with red solo cups where they go plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop.
00:14:44.000 I saw a kid do like four different, uh, iterations of it in five seconds.
00:14:49.000 It was some sort of world champion.
00:14:51.000 He made like a pyramid, I sing him a doodle, then broke them all down, then made them again.
00:14:54.000 Five seconds.
00:14:57.000 I don't think one person in the Middle East could do that.
00:14:59.000 No.
00:15:01.000 I don't think... They could drink out of the cup.
00:15:03.000 How is this for an incredibly xenophobic, horrible thing to say that I should go to hell for and be in the SPLC's hate group?
00:15:11.000 I don't think one person in the Middle East could do that.
00:15:14.000 Was that five seconds?
00:15:14.000 That was five seconds.
00:15:15.000 And he got a boner, right? 0.52
00:15:16.000 That was five seconds.
00:15:17.000 Oh, that was a different guy.
00:15:18.000 The Rubik's Cube guy.
00:15:20.000 The top Rubik's Cube guy.
00:15:21.000 We saw this documentary and he had such severe autism that when he broke the world record, he got a boner.
00:15:27.000 But go back to that one.
00:15:29.000 What did he do there?
00:15:30.000 That was five seconds.
00:15:32.000 Let's see what he did.
00:15:34.000 So I take a bunch of cups.
00:15:36.000 I do three towers, two towers, one big tower, and then put them back together again.
00:15:43.000 There's a word in Afghani for this called magic.
00:15:47.000 You can rule the Taliban. 0.94
00:15:49.000 You know what we should do?
00:15:50.000 Instead of sending troops in, just send like Chris Angel and David Copperfield, some corny street musicians, David Blaine.
00:15:58.000 And he'd be like, Allahu Akbar!
00:16:02.000 And say, Mohammed has told me to stop cutting out women's eyes. 0.99
00:16:07.000 Dude, why would you?
00:16:08.000 Okay, no problem! 1.00
00:16:10.000 Stop fucking kids. 1.00
00:16:11.000 By the way, I said the other day... You could save some money and just... Yeah, just... That, our entire military budget should be magic tricks. 1.00
00:16:19.000 Those coins that you bite and then you flick it and it goes back again.
00:16:22.000 Where did your finger go?
00:16:24.000 What is going on?! !
00:16:27.000 Uh, I got some criticism the other day because I said the Taliban fucks kids and they go, no that's the Baki Baza or whatever. 1.00
00:16:34.000 No, they all fuck kids and they all fuck each other. 1.00
00:16:38.000 Women are human garbage to them. 1.00
00:16:40.000 They're breeding machines, they kill them, feed them to the dogs. 1.00
00:16:42.000 Maddie just sent me a picture of a woman who had her eyes cut out for God knows what, farting on a Thursday. 1.00
00:16:47.000 Under, her father was in the Taliban.
00:16:53.000 And told on her that she was working for the Afghan police.
00:16:58.000 And they shot her eight times, stabbed her, and took her eyes out of her skull with a knife and left her for dead. 1.00
00:17:04.000 So what you're pulling up there is yes, our allies fuck boys. 1.00
00:17:08.000 But they all fuck boys and each other and goats. 1.00
00:17:11.000 That's just the way it is over there. 1.00
00:17:13.000 And that sounds very, like I hear that coming out of my mouth and I go, wow, that's a horrible thing to say.
00:17:18.000 What a racist thing to say.
00:17:19.000 It's just a fact!
00:17:21.000 Talk to vets who were there!
00:17:23.000 Well, here's the sad part.
00:17:25.000 One sniper, I don't want to say it was Chris Kyle or anything, but a pretty well-known sniper in Afghan.
00:17:32.000 He's watching Eric, looking through his scope, and these guys would come in and rape these children every night, and they're not allowed to engage.
00:17:41.000 They're not allowed to stop them. 0.96
00:17:43.000 Oh, right, yeah.
00:17:43.000 It got to the point where one guy came in and ripped all the kids' teeth out with pliers.
00:17:51.000 So when he sodomized them, he wouldn't have any teeth. 0.99
00:17:54.000 Well, sodomize is the butthole. 1.00
00:17:56.000 When he face raped them. 1.00
00:17:58.000 When he pulled the teeth out of their ass? 1.00
00:17:59.000 No, out of their mouth. 1.00
00:18:01.000 Right, so that's face fucking. 1.00
00:18:03.000 I think sodomy is also oral copulation. 1.00
00:18:05.000 Oh really? 0.98
00:18:06.000 Yeah.
00:18:08.000 You see what's going on when we get involved in these other cultures? 0.84
00:18:11.000 You have to learn sodomy. 1.00
00:18:12.000 From what I've heard, I got a message after I said a couple of those things about what was happening at Westchester County Airport.
00:18:19.000 About the people, and they said it was all children.
00:18:22.000 They said the majority of the children had blown out nasal passages and bruised eyes, which is also from forcible sodomy. 1.00
00:18:30.000 What the fuck? 1.00
00:18:30.000 What, they fucked them in the eyes? 1.00
00:18:32.000 In the, in their, they're fucking their face. 1.00
00:18:35.000 Sheesh. 1.00
00:18:36.000 Yeah.
00:18:36.000 But why does that, why does that hurt your eyes?
00:18:38.000 You know, after a repetitive... Oh, you're gagging and stuff?
00:18:42.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:18:42.000 And your sinuses are blowing out?
00:18:45.000 Disgusting. 1.00
00:18:46.000 Disgusting. 1.00
00:18:46.000 They're just different. 1.00
00:18:47.000 That's from the southern border.
00:18:49.000 It's like the UK General said.
00:18:50.000 They're just country boys.
00:18:51.000 They're country boys.
00:18:53.000 And by the way, I don't think we're going to have any more problems from them because the US Ambassador sent them a strongly worded letter.
00:19:02.000 Oh, the guy who left the embassy? 0.94
00:19:05.000 No, she's a black woman. 1.00
00:19:06.000 Oh.
00:19:07.000 And she's our US Ambassador to the United Nations.
00:19:09.000 Oh, to the United Nations.
00:19:09.000 And she sat down.
00:19:12.000 All right, Buster Brown.
00:19:15.000 You may think you're a hot tamale today, but you had better watch yourself and treat not just women, but trans women of color with respect.
00:19:26.000 Or... I don't even know.
00:19:28.000 There's no better video to emphasize how laughable that is than the one you played when you first came back from Costa Rica.
00:19:36.000 About the Taliban laughing at the reporter.
00:19:38.000 That's perfect.
00:19:39.000 That's the sentiment. 0.84
00:19:41.000 You don't have to see any children being raped in it.
00:19:42.000 There's no women having their eyes gouged out, which is also a very effective way to explain who they are. 1.00
00:19:48.000 But yeah, that just sums it up.
00:19:51.000 You know, there's a Harry and Paul sketch. 1.00
00:19:53.000 Ah, fuck it. 1.00
00:19:54.000 It's too involved. 0.99
00:19:56.000 Alright, so the Thursday live show, we usually have so many sponsors that we don't like to cover too much news, but today we've devoted everything to Bubba and Hanks in honor of Bubba.
00:20:13.000 You know what happened to Bubba and Hanks once?
00:20:16.000 Some super rich guy listens to the show heard that they were sponsoring the show he thought that's cool he got in his plane from I don't know Houston Dallas Dallas Houston flew down to their farm in his plane it's a little like one prop thing and said hi I heard about you on Gavin's show what a great farm and he walked around the farm beautiful 0.99
00:20:39.000 It's funny because when you read about me or the show or anyone involved, you go, holy shit, these are all satanic racists who run the KKK and kill black babies for sport. 0.98
00:20:49.000 But when I was in the city yesterday doing Kumiya's show, I get out of my car. 0.99
00:20:55.000 By the way, this is a pet peeve of mine.
00:20:58.000 A lot of Manhattanites go, you don't have to pay for parking, dude.
00:21:01.000 Just go to Hell's Kitchen. 1.00
00:21:03.000 9th Street, 30th, just park there. 1.00
00:21:07.000 It's bullshit. 1.00
00:21:09.000 There is no fucking parking in New York. 1.00
00:21:12.000 And every person who lives there goes, what are you talking about? 0.99
00:21:15.000 They never have a car, by the way.
00:21:18.000 They go, there's parking everywhere.
00:21:20.000 And then they'll show you a picture of a spot.
00:21:22.000 It's usually like 9 p.m.
00:21:23.000 Yeah, there's a couple spots at 9 p.m.
00:21:26.000 But as far as normal times, it's no standing allowed, and it's commercial vehicles only. 0.78
00:21:32.000 Now luckily, I have enough cop paraphernalia to open a small cop store, so I just litter the dash with mini badges and policeman's cards and shit.
00:21:40.000 And you park near the police station on, uh, 36th and 9th, and you might get away with it.
00:21:48.000 But anyway, and maybe it's because that was a cop area.
00:21:50.000 I parked there.
00:21:52.000 And, uh... I, uh... I'm walking towards the studio.
00:21:58.000 It's a couple blocks.
00:21:59.000 Some guy yells, uh, hey Gavin, how you doing?
00:22:03.000 Big fan.
00:22:03.000 What are you doing these days?
00:22:04.000 By the way, if you're a big fan, you should probably know about this network. 0.55
00:22:07.000 And you're a baby monster, not a big fan.
00:22:10.000 Pose for a selfie. 0.99
00:22:11.000 Walk another few feet.
00:22:12.000 Some guy's in a car.
00:22:13.000 Old guy.
00:22:14.000 Right here.
00:22:15.000 Gavin, how you doing?
00:22:17.000 It was like the Truman Show.
00:22:20.000 Nice.
00:22:21.000 And then on the way back, some guy goes, I'm listening to you right now!
00:22:27.000 So that was three people in the span of two blocks there and back.
00:22:31.000 So four blocks, I guess. 0.98
00:22:33.000 But the reason I bring that up is not just to talk about my favorite subject, which is me, but to say that these evil monsters that you hear about are perceived as evil monsters at Huffington Post and fucking CNN and MSNBC. 0.86
00:22:46.000 But in the real world, it's like, how you doing, buddy? 0.93
00:22:49.000 Because no one trusts the media anymore.
00:22:52.000 So when someone Googles badly, like Project Veritas,
00:22:57.000 You look them up.
00:22:58.000 They edit videos misleadingly.
00:23:01.000 They are deceptive. 0.97
00:23:03.000 They're corrupt. 0.99
00:23:04.000 No one thinks that.
00:23:06.000 But Wikipedia and their competitors in the media.
00:23:10.000 People on the street go, oh yeah, Project Veritas, they're great.
00:23:14.000 They blew up this story, that story.
00:23:17.000 Anyway, I got 5% left.
00:23:19.000 Why don't you... I couldn't agree with...
00:23:25.000 More than, I just couldn't agree more with what they both said.
00:23:31.000 There's something good.
00:23:32.000 Have you seen this guy?
00:23:34.000 So, you know, if you want some hope for COVID, some COVID hope.
00:23:36.000 Here, cut to you and I'm going to get my computer charger.
00:23:38.000 You want some COVID hope out there, if you go to the Board of Supervisors meetings on YouTube.
00:23:45.000 Oh, look.
00:23:46.000 It's a six hour thing of, you know, people that are there. 0.79
00:23:49.000 They're over the whole COVID and vaccine crap.
00:23:52.000 Yeah.
00:23:52.000 So this is good.
00:23:53.000 It's like parents.
00:23:55.000 Right.
00:23:55.000 People from the community.
00:23:56.000 Yeah.
00:23:58.000 I've had COVID.
00:24:00.000 I think I have too.
00:24:01.000 I've been vaccinated.
00:24:02.000 I was in the hospital for 10 days.
00:24:04.000 Oh really?
00:24:05.000 Yeah, back in January.
00:24:07.000 I got a January 2nd.
00:24:09.000 10 days in the hospital because of my underlying heart condition and diabetes.
00:24:14.000 Yeah, that's worth making clear, Matty.
00:24:16.000 You have the immune system of a dead frog.
00:24:18.000 Yeah, I have all the trifecta.
00:24:21.000 I have heart failure.
00:24:24.000 I have diabetes.
00:24:26.000 I have asthma.
00:24:27.000 It's a lung failure.
00:24:29.000 At the time I was a little, I'm still obese according to my doctors.
00:24:33.000 Like I'm 100, 206 pounds right now.
00:24:36.000 I dropped 30 pounds.
00:24:37.000 Nice, congrats.
00:24:38.000 Anyway, so I had them, so they said we're going to keep you in the hospital for 10 days until, you know, your incubation period is up, all that.
00:24:48.000 Whatever, okay.
00:24:49.000 Basically, I was pretty much asymptomatic.
00:24:52.000 Didn't have any treatments.
00:24:54.000 They were treating me for, you know, giving me oxygen, keeping me on my regular medication and everything.
00:25:00.000 Then, I said to the doctors, I said, well, do I have to get the vaccine or what's up?
00:25:06.000 They're like, well, you have to wait 90 days from the time of your release to get the vaccine.
00:25:11.000 So I go, I get the vaccine like March 29th because I had to wait 90 days.
00:25:18.000 I get the Pfizer one shot, which is, and I go back for three weeks.
00:25:23.000 You get the second shot.
00:25:24.000 If you're Moderna, you got to wait four weeks to get the second shot.
00:25:26.000 So I get the second shot.
00:25:28.000 Boom.
00:25:30.000 So now I'm fully vaccinated.
00:25:32.000 And you've had it.
00:25:33.000 And I've had COVID.
00:25:34.000 I've been hospitalized with COVID.
00:25:37.000 So even though I've been vaccinated, I've had COVID, I'm still a potential super spreader.
00:25:45.000 I can get COVID again, and I should wear a mask.
00:25:50.000 So why did I take a vaccine?
00:25:53.000 Unbelievable.
00:25:54.000 Yeah.
00:25:55.000 Are you logged into that Key to the City thing?
00:25:57.000 Oh yeah, I have a... Here, I'll pull it up on my... I have my, uh... Is it like a big barcode doohickey?
00:26:05.000 Yeah, I got it right here.
00:26:06.000 I'll pull it up and put it by the camera there.
00:26:09.000 I have a... Is there any information on there you would want?
00:26:14.000 He thought of that, Ryan.
00:26:15.000 Thank you.
00:26:16.000 Okay.
00:26:17.000 Frankly, just making sure.
00:26:20.000 It doesn't have autofocus, but we get it.
00:26:22.000 So what if I took a screengrab of that?
00:26:24.000 What if someone took a screengrab of that and put it on their phone and held it up when they go to a restaurant in New York?
00:26:30.000 Apparently it's illegal, but I don't know why.
00:26:33.000 Because it's not an official document.
00:26:34.000 Well, it's fraud, but it would say Matty O'Dell on it, right?
00:26:38.000 Of course, yeah.
00:26:39.000 So would they ask to see my driver's license with it?
00:26:42.000 I bet they wouldn't.
00:26:42.000 No, of course not.
00:26:43.000 Hold on, maybe you can see better from this.
00:26:46.000 I bet New Yorkers... Brian, can you click on me?
00:26:48.000 I bet New Yorkers could get away with just someone taking a screen grab of that.
00:26:53.000 That's the Excelsior Pass.
00:26:54.000 And then when you tap on it, it goes to a huge... Ah, you can't really see it.
00:27:01.000 Oh, they might tap on it.
00:27:03.000 It's like the Metro North train tickets.
00:27:05.000 Yeah, it's got a... There's a giant QR code right here.
00:27:09.000 You can't really see it on the... Oh, hold on.
00:27:14.000 No, it's just the white balance.
00:27:14.000 Yeah, it's just plain... But there's a QR code there.
00:27:18.000 And it tells me it expires in 2022.
00:27:21.000 2022?
00:27:22.000 Yep.
00:27:24.000 It's only good for one year.
00:27:25.000 No, that's in a few months.
00:27:27.000 It says active passes.
00:27:28.000 September, October, November, December.
00:27:30.000 That's in four months.
00:27:32.000 No, it's April 19th, 2022.
00:27:35.000 Oh, I see.
00:27:36.000 Yeah, the day I got my last shot.
00:27:39.000 But now I got an email because I'm on the heart transplant list.
00:27:44.000 I got an email the other day, same as our
00:27:47.000 Liberal bartender Jimmy, he got one because he has autoimmune disease, saying that he should come and get the third booster shot.
00:27:55.000 Third! 1.00
00:27:55.000 Third booster shot! 1.00
00:27:58.000 Him and I both got... Tertiary!
00:28:01.000 Yes.
00:28:01.000 Third chance.
00:28:02.000 Third booster shot! 0.57
00:28:04.000 And why is this gonna work any better than the two that I've already taken?
00:28:09.000 Well that's just it.
00:28:10.000 As everyone keeps saying, they're just gonna keep going.
00:28:14.000 I just want to know, when does a novel virus, like the novel coronavirus, become not novel?
00:28:21.000 Like when is it, okay, it's here to stay and we're just gonna deal with it like the flu?
00:28:26.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:28:28.000 If you're gonna die, you're gonna die. 0.73
00:28:29.000 How long can you beat a dead horse?
00:28:30.000 Oh, like, imagine there's a nuclear war, and we're all in the bunker for a year, and then you start going, you know what?
00:28:38.000 I'm gonna go outside.
00:28:39.000 I'm gonna see what happens.
00:28:39.000 I know there's dead cows everywhere.
00:28:41.000 I'll be the victim.
00:28:42.000 Yeah.
00:28:42.000 I'll be the volunteer.
00:28:43.000 I know it's really hard to see the sun, because there's so much ash. 0.99
00:28:47.000 I'm kind of done with this fucking bunker now. 0.97
00:28:50.000 At what point do we say, okay, math didn't work the first time. 1.00
00:28:53.000 I've already fucked all of you twice. 0.99
00:28:56.000 We're going back to math. 1.00
00:28:56.000 And half of you are dudes. 1.00
00:28:58.000 Yeah.
00:28:58.000 I want to use my dad.
00:28:59.000 So I've had enough.
00:29:01.000 I need some variety. 1.00
00:29:02.000 I'm going to go fuck a dead cow outside the bunker. 1.00
00:29:05.000 I think that's a Scottish thing. 1.00
00:29:08.000 Fuckin' your dad? 1.00
00:29:09.000 No, dead count. 1.00
00:29:09.000 No, dead count. 1.00
00:29:11.000 Well, the impatience part, as one does.
00:29:13.000 So, anyway, so there was this, everybody's pissed in San Diego.
00:29:16.000 You would think California, they're not, you know, they're all woke and busy.
00:29:19.000 Even the dude from PODs, dad?
00:29:21.000 Yeah, no, I was gonna say that it's a shame that Copper Cab's deciding to do content outside of censored TV.
00:29:27.000 But, uh, this is pretty powerful stuff.
00:29:29.000 And they should be putting a tingle up the spine of your back!
00:29:33.000 And they should be begging you to do the right thing! 0.97
00:29:36.000 You're about to open a pit of hell!
00:29:38.000 You do not get a vaccine passport put on us!
00:29:42.000 You know, as the population who's in control, you know that the people or the politicians, once you get a power, you will never relinquish it!
00:29:53.000 Do you think that the four feet of marble that holds you above, high in this chamber, will help you from the fate of humanity which you are unleashing?
00:30:05.000 No!
00:30:07.000 It won't!
00:30:09.000 Your children and your children's children will be subjugated! 0.99
00:30:15.000 They will be asked, how many vaccines have you had?
00:30:19.000 Have you been a good little Nazi? 0.65
00:30:21.000 Heil Fauci!
00:30:23.000 Heil Fauci!
00:30:24.000 Heil Fauci!
00:30:27.000 Hey, Fauci! 0.99
00:30:28.000 There's been a lot of talk about the Nuremberg Code.
00:30:33.000 Well, I brought you a copy.
00:30:35.000 You are all in violation of Section 1.
00:30:40.000 Yes, you, Dr. Wilton.
00:30:42.000 You are in violation of the Nuremberg Code, which is international law.
00:30:49.000 And the definition is... Thank you, sir.
00:30:59.000 Was he saying Hail Fauci?
00:31:01.000 Yeah.
00:31:02.000 Mocking.
00:31:03.000 Yes, yes, yes, I understand.
00:31:05.000 Right.
00:31:05.000 That's not copper cab, is it?
00:31:06.000 No.
00:31:06.000 That's blonde cab.
00:31:12.000 It's pretty funny because I have a relative that looks almost identical to that.
00:31:16.000 That looks like a white Boston Mike from DMS who died Deer Hunter style playing Russian Roulette.
00:31:22.000 Oh yeah.
00:31:23.000 Wow.
00:31:25.000 Look, this is my personal opinion. 1.00
00:31:26.000 That shit means nothing to me. 0.99
00:31:28.000 That's not activism. 1.00
00:31:29.000 That's just they give you room.
00:31:31.000 I have these friends who they've noticed their kids are real ornery and pissy when they take them away from video games.
00:31:38.000 So the mother has like a decompression room 1.00
00:31:41.000 Where she goes, get off your shit, get off your iPad, get off your everything. 1.00
00:31:44.000 And then, as the kid's being a suck, she goes, go into that room and wait 15 minutes. 1.00
00:31:49.000 And that's their decompression chamber. 0.99
00:31:51.000 And I tried it, and it's a good move to do, because you're taking crack away from a crackhead.
00:31:56.000 And they need time to sort of recalibrate.
00:32:00.000 And I told the husband, after the wife told me that, I go, I really like your wife's tips. 0.99
00:32:06.000 And he goes, what the fuck did you just say to me? 1.00
00:32:09.000 And I go, your wife's tits, they're amazing. 1.00
00:32:13.000 Your wife's tits? 1.00
00:32:15.000 Or tips? 1.00
00:32:16.000 He goes, how do you know anything about my wife's tits? 1.00
00:32:21.000 And I was like, I've never looked at your wife's tits. 1.00
00:32:23.000 As a rule, when I talk to any man's wife that's a friend of mine, my eyes stop at the shoulders. 0.99
00:32:29.000 I talk to women like this. 1.00
00:32:30.000 Hi, what's going on?
00:32:31.000 I actually purposely don't even know their names.
00:32:33.000 People see that as sexist.
00:32:35.000 No.
00:32:35.000 But it's actually respectful.
00:32:36.000 I do a similar thing, yeah.
00:32:38.000 It's respectful to not look at your friend's wife or girlfriend or not know her name.
00:32:43.000 It's like I heard her tips. 1.00
00:32:45.000 You listen to my wife's tits? 1.00
00:32:46.000 I just tip-fucked your wife. 1.00
00:32:50.000 She had some great ideas for kids. 0.99
00:32:52.000 Anyway, um...
00:32:54.000 So that's what that is.
00:32:56.000 It's a timeout room.
00:32:57.000 We're gonna let you go to a town hall and you can yell with your dreads and say your little speech that you wrote on your phone and we go, oh no, you totally hurt my feelings!
00:33:08.000 And then they go back and they keep oppressing us.
00:33:11.000 The way you fight back is to break the law.
00:33:14.000 It's like Lenore Skenazy in her book Free Range Kids.
00:33:18.000 She goes, it's illegal for a five-year-old and a six-year-old to go to the park alone.
00:33:23.000 Send them to the park alone.
00:33:25.000 They can't arrest us all.
00:33:26.000 If everyone sends their five and six-year-olds to the park alone without parental supervision, then what, the jails fill up with kids?
00:33:35.000 That's why I say get fired, get in trouble at the end of every show.
00:33:38.000 That's the only way to do it, is send your kid to school and say, my kid's not wearing a mask. 0.90
00:33:44.000 That's a lot more effective than, YOU HAIL FAUCI! 0.84
00:33:48.000 HAIL FAUCI! 0.99
00:33:50.000 YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF! 0.98
00:33:53.000 You know, my buddy Dean, who I hang out with, you met the other day. 0.59
00:34:00.000 His kid lives in Greenwich, Connecticut.
00:34:03.000 So now Connecticut schools have deemed that kids have to wear masks going back to this current school year.
00:34:13.000 That didn't sit well for about half of the residents of Greenwich.
00:34:17.000 And now they have joined the Greenwich Patriots.
00:34:23.000 Really?
00:34:24.000 Yeah!
00:34:25.000 Believe it or not.
00:34:26.000 So Greenwich is pretty left though, generally.
00:34:29.000 It's a weird, well it's obviously a weird, Connecticut's a weird state.
00:34:33.000 Yeah.
00:34:33.000 Because there's like New Canaan where Ann Coulter's from.
00:34:36.000 Correct.
00:34:38.000 There's a lot of old money, there's a lot of influence, there's a lot of... A lot of old Republican money.
00:34:44.000 Yes!
00:34:45.000 Yes.
00:34:45.000 But there's also a lot of rich, young liberals.
00:34:49.000 New money.
00:34:50.000 Yeah.
00:34:51.000 Yeah.
00:34:51.000 But I don't think they outweigh the old money.
00:34:54.000 I think it makes sense that the super liberal places, they have like... The Greenwich...
00:35:01.000 What the hell did you say? 0.70
00:35:03.000 Patriots. 0.71
00:35:03.000 Patriots. 0.71
00:35:04.000 I'm sorry.
00:35:04.000 I had a brain fart there.
00:35:06.000 The Greenwich Patriots.
00:35:07.000 I ruined the show.
00:35:10.000 To challenge the schools.
00:35:12.000 Wow.
00:35:13.000 Yeah, it's like Antifa says, that's my source for everything.
00:35:17.000 Talk is cheap, direct action is all that matters.
00:35:20.000 Non-compliance.
00:35:20.000 Non-compliance.
00:35:22.000 Send all your kids with no masks, what are they going to do, shut the whole school down?
00:35:25.000 Oh, you're against the COVID mandates?
00:35:28.000 Alright, you better not scream into a pillow in your bedroom about how much you hate them, that would really hurt me.
00:35:34.000 Oh yeah?
00:35:35.000 Watch this! 0.99
00:35:38.000 Oh no, like those fucking dumb things where they have Mark Zuckerberg in Congress and Ted Cruz is like, can you locate, can someone locate where you are on Facebook? 0.99
00:35:50.000 And he's like, I don't know, sir. 0.99
00:35:51.000 We are still looking into that. 0.99
00:35:53.000 Ooh, you really grilled fucking Jack Dorsey. 0.99
00:35:58.000 I'm so scared. 0.99
00:35:59.000 Noncompliance is the way to go.
00:36:01.000 Yes.
00:36:02.000 My opinion.
00:36:04.000 Well, this is a good example of that.
00:36:06.000 Let's see here. 0.99
00:36:07.000 What would you, what would you fucking do? 0.99
00:36:08.000 Oh, I have a lot of trouble looking at this. 0.99
00:36:10.000 What would you do? 0.99
00:36:11.000 I can't, I have any, I can't handle fucking children in duress. 0.99
00:36:15.000 I haven't seen this. 0.99
00:36:16.000 Really, it's not good.
00:36:18.000 I don't know if I can watch it.
00:36:19.000 Again, I had to watch it through your eyes, squinty eyes. 1.00
00:36:26.000 Australia's out of fucking control, man. 1.00
00:36:29.000 I think this is an involuntary vaccine. 1.00
00:36:43.000 Look at this shit. 1.00
00:36:45.000 What would you do? 1.00
00:36:46.000 I mean, you'd have to like... Oh, I'd go to... You'd go out like a fucking hero. 0.99
00:36:49.000 I would never subject my children to that. 0.99
00:36:50.000 Well, I'd go to jail, but I don't know if I can overpower three guys.
00:36:54.000 Yeah.
00:36:54.000 Oh, I'm gonna try my darndest.
00:36:56.000 Yeah.
00:36:57.000 I might knock one out. 0.64
00:36:58.000 I'll take my last swings and my last dying breath. 1.00
00:37:00.000 I'm gonna bite their fucking faces. 1.00
00:37:02.000 I'm gonna go to jail. 1.00
00:37:03.000 My kids aren't gonna have a dad.
00:37:05.000 I think it was a couple of days ago, there was an autistic child that had a note from his doctor that said, you can't try to stick anything up his nose, because he's going to go, you know, he's on the spectrum, he's autistic.
00:37:19.000 And oof, all hell broke loose.
00:37:24.000 And then they issued an apology for traumatizing the kid. 0.97
00:37:32.000 At what point does this get, like, are you fucking kidding me? 0.98
00:37:37.000 You know, when the Brits invaded South Africa, they were losing against the Boers, and so they started killing the women and children, and then they won. 0.99
00:37:48.000 They did the exact same thing to the Americans in 1776, and they made the Americans so mad that they lost.
00:37:56.000 But it's a tried and tested dirty pool way to destroy a civilization and right now they are attacking our children to try to break us. 0.98
00:38:08.000 And it's it's gonna start a fucking civil war. 1.00
00:38:12.000 CRT this kind of shit here I mean you attack a man's kids he either buckles and cries and is just a broken man or he turns in to Braveheart. 1.00
00:38:23.000 Like, look at that. 1.00
00:38:24.000 Australian police pepper spray a child for not wearing a mask.
00:38:28.000 It's bizarre what's going on in Australia.
00:38:30.000 And by the way, that cop is not wearing a mask.
00:38:35.000 Alright, let's stop giving away free content.
00:38:40.000 Australia is bananas.
00:38:42.000 We're going to get to the mailbag and then we're going to take some calls.
00:38:44.000 You're going to miss out on this because you're too cheap to pay your bills.
00:38:47.000 Oh my god, guess what?
00:38:49.000 The first letter we have is called Smokeshow Liberation Taliban Pronouns and Kabul Skydiving.
00:38:57.000 Very involved title. 0.96
00:38:58.000 But it involves a woman with the best tits I've ever seen and I'm half a century old. 1.00
00:39:04.000 You're missing out on that, sir. 0.99
00:39:06.000 Yeah.
00:39:07.000 So go to censored.tv, sign up.
00:39:09.000 It's 10 bucks a month.
00:39:10.000 It's a fantastic investment.
00:39:12.000 It's non-stop entertainment every single day.
00:39:15.000 Even when I'm away for three weeks, we're still bombarding you with entertainment.
00:39:20.000 Now that I'm back from my vacation, I'm going to start doing the sit-down interviews here in the studio.
00:39:24.000 I'm going to have War Vets, our buddy Bill, who was in Guam.
00:39:32.000 Was it Lebanon or Grenada?
00:39:33.000 He got a purple heart because he sprained his ankle playing softball while his buddies were dying fighting the Cubans.
00:39:41.000 We'll get Tommy Ranger who was in Afghanistan for many years, kill jihadists, see how he feels about the pullout.
00:39:49.000 And then guess who I got? 1.00
00:39:51.000 I got fucking Nikki Klein from that sex cult. 1.00
00:39:55.000 Uh, we're gonna sit her down in the fancy studio, and her contention is the FBI placed kiddie porn on his computer. 0.99
00:40:02.000 She also says this is not a hunt, she has evidence, forensic evidence, that is going to free him.
00:40:09.000 Is that the one with the brand?
00:40:11.000 They all have brands.
00:40:12.000 They have the brand on the hip.
00:40:13.000 That's the cult.
00:40:14.000 That's the cult.
00:40:15.000 NVXM or whatever.
00:40:17.000 NXIVM.
00:40:18.000 NXIVM.
00:40:19.000 Yeah, that's it.
00:40:19.000 Nicky Kline.
00:40:21.000 What did I say?
00:40:23.000 Not that.
00:40:25.000 Great memory.
00:40:26.000 I only remember correct names.
00:40:28.000 Sorry.
00:40:28.000 I can't wait for that.
00:40:30.000 Yeah, I want to this is what I want to do like with with the working class interviews on those seats I want to do okay.
00:40:38.000 I'm me.
00:40:39.000 I'm 18.
00:40:40.000 I want to be a plumber.
00:40:41.000 What do I do first?
00:40:42.000 What's the worst part of it?
00:40:43.000 How much does it cost?
00:40:45.000 What can I fail?
00:40:46.000 What can I not fail?
00:40:46.000 Who do I need to know and like make me a plumber take me through it with the Vietnam vet?
00:40:51.000 I want to hear
00:40:54.000 When did you first know you had to go?
00:40:55.000 Like what kind of plane did you get on? 0.93
00:40:57.000 Were you shitting your pants when you landed?
00:40:59.000 But with the celebs with this thing, I want to know your life story. 0.92
00:41:03.000 Like you were born here, you went there.
00:41:05.000 How did you end up in a sex cult?
00:41:07.000 Like what about your childhood made you end up there? 1.00
00:41:11.000 I just pulled that out of my ass right now. 0.99
00:41:13.000 Cause you don't want to say to a plumber, what about your childhood made you want to plum? 1.00
00:41:17.000 Yeah.
00:41:18.000 That doesn't really grab anyone.
00:41:20.000 I want the working class ones and the war vets, I want them to come away with like, they've done it.
00:41:27.000 Right.
00:41:27.000 But with these stories more, I want, like with Ann Coulter, her dad was this incredible guy.
00:41:33.000 I think it was a judge.
00:41:34.000 I want to know how he shaped her.
00:41:37.000 That's interesting to me.
00:41:38.000 And it's interesting to you.
00:41:39.000 Anyway.
00:41:40.000 We're gonna go through the mail now. 0.95
00:41:41.000 We're gonna look at some fantastic tits. 1.00
00:41:43.000 You're not allowed to see. 1.00
00:41:45.000 You're a moocher. 1.00
00:41:46.000 And I hate you. 1.00
00:41:47.000 Get fired. 1.00
00:41:48.000 Get in trouble.
00:41:49.000 Be brave.
00:41:50.000 And never stop fighting.
00:42:11.000 I don't know.