On this episode of Get Off My Lawn, host Gavin McInnes talks about getting to the airport without a boarding pass, getting lost at the airport, and how to deal with people throwing batteries, feces, and urine at you.
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00:03:48.000I can't tell you how many girls tell me, can you find me a proud boy?
00:03:52.000Like conservative girls in DC are fucked.1.00
00:03:55.000And I mean that only metaphorically, never literally.
00:04:00.000Which is why at the Deplorables Ball, the Deplora Ball, I was so determined to make sure they got there safe, despite them getting accosted by Antifa and a mob of people throwing batteries, feces, and urine at them, because I knew this was their one big night out and their one chance to meet a guy.
00:04:18.000One of the great things, though, about DC conservative women having no hopes is they all dress fucking amazing with high-heel shoes every day and look fantastic.1.00
00:05:55.000And believe it or not, she had 36 D tits, yeah.1.00
00:06:01.000I mean, when you get that many tits.1.00
00:06:03.000The three girls that I've had long-term relationships with, my ex-wife, she was 36 double D. The girl, Melanie, was 32 double D. And Lie was the Japanese girl.0.98
00:06:17.000She was 36 D. For someone who's not into tits, you've had a lot of tits.1.00
00:06:22.000Yeah, but they're all natural, you know.
00:16:01.000So what they do is they set up a program at the country club where people of color, not poor people, not some poor Irish Catholic who comes from a family of 13 and has no dad.
00:16:58.000So they end up with rich black immigrants saddled in the kitchen to appease guilt, which is like, I want to appease my guilt, so I'm going to give you blacks to my mechanic, and they can work with him.0.99
00:17:11.000Like they never even see these black people.
00:17:13.000And then, at the end of their, I think it's two months, at the end of their two-month little trial, they all have a big party and parade the Negroes around on the stage and everyone claps at the wonderful job they did when rich black people worked in a kitchen with other rich white people to appease other rich white people.0.93
00:18:20.000Dear Gavin and Lord Provost of the Fag Zone, this video sums up perfectly why the West is the best.1.00
00:18:26.000In the jewelry district of Bangladesh, these entrepreneurs dig through the literal shit from the sewage pipes of different shops in the hope of gathering some of the gold dust that other jewelers have shit out.
00:20:11.000It'll be a censored.tv presents wherein we sit down with the Army Ranger who did three tours in Afghanistan, and he'll tell us why he was for the war and why he no longer is.
00:28:59.000So at 12, I was like, that just seems gay.
00:29:05.000So I'm not, I don't feel any kind of guilt when I see Michael Jackson because I called it from day one.
00:29:11.000But the rest of America was like, yeah, that's normal.
00:29:13.000He has a fucking rope belt and he's screaming and going, well, if you look at the picture of him on off-the-wall album cover, he's got an afro about this big, his nose is about this wide, and he's as dark as brown leather.
00:31:19.000If you have any kind of a professional job, lawyer, sales, or even if you're going to a funeral or a wedding, you need to have a suit that fits you perfectly.
00:36:07.000Why'd you use a different camera for him?
00:36:09.000Because our sparks stopped negotiating with our TriCaster, and I'm working on it, but we had to transition from that shoot, so not enough time to do that.
00:37:08.000I mean, we put different cameras into the Sparks, so maybe that had something to do with it, but nothing had changed except for us setting up for that shoot, so I'm confused too.
00:44:21.000Well, now, from what I understand, you have like tablets and you have like an iPod, I mean, iTunes account.
00:44:29.000And back then, though, they used to have portable disc mans that you can put a CD in.
00:44:37.000But then people started stealing the motors out of them to make tattoo guns.
00:44:40.000So then they had like a listening room where you could put a selection down of music you wanted to hear and they would play like a different random order of it.
00:55:07.000And then I was also going to say, has it ever occurred to you that your troubles with men, your divorce, and all these other guys not calling you back might have something to do with the fact that you're a colostomy bag for Strangers Come?
00:55:51.000It's trippy sometimes when you show clips or comment on projects that I've had something to do with.
00:55:55.000I've worked on films for 38 years, and yes, even in Hollywood, still do.
00:55:59.000I have some insight into the Twilight Film CG Baby thing, if you want to know.
00:56:03.000I worked on that, and others in the series.
00:56:06.000But first of all, films are cheesy drek, although hugely funded.
00:56:10.000Yes, kidding porn for 13-year-old Mormon girls containing cute vampires and muscly werewolves.
00:56:16.000Anyway, for what it's worth, you got the wrong angle with the CG baby thing.
00:56:21.000They didn't just make a CG baby CGI for some odd reason.
00:56:27.000They had the idea from the original author's books.
00:56:29.000I don't know, but the child grows incredibly fast so that by the end of the film, she looks like maybe an eight-year-old or some such.
00:56:36.000So if you look at the face and the hand in the film clip you showed, you can see now, knowing this goal, that what they did was paste an older child's face onto a baby's head and stretched out the fingers of her hand to give the impression this baby isn't normal and was already a bit prescient,
00:58:23.000Also, the song Beast of No Nation by Fila Kuti would be a great opening song since it relates to the Prowboys being in jail for nothing.0.59
00:58:30.000It's about how Fila was arrested and given five years.
00:58:35.000When he got out, his fans wanted to know what his life was like in jail, but he just tells him not to worry.
00:58:39.000Surely, whoever's jailed him wanted to make an example out of him, and he knew it would be better for the people to not fear jail.
00:58:46.000My people are senseless, my people are useless, my people are undisciplined.1.00
01:00:31.000Patrice O'Neill wanted that national holiday where one day out of the year, you're allowed to completely harass your coworkers, your female coworkers.1.00
01:01:22.000I'm going to probably flesh out ideas that are that controversial.
01:01:26.000Well, physical harassment's different from just, hey, how you doing?
01:01:30.000I just, sometimes, like, I'm very sympathetic to women because we're sort of made to be.
01:01:35.000But then I think about the way I've spoken to my coworkers and the way my job has gone and all my other jobs and the way, I don't know, like I've punched you before.
01:03:59.000I mean, at what point when does human nature come in and if you think things are going your way or you're having a shot with a girl, you have to break the ice.
01:08:02.000He was a great teacher that we really liked.
01:08:04.000And he was dealing with severely handicapped people.
01:08:08.000The class I was in in eighth grade wasn't just for dumb kids.
01:08:12.000It was just a dumpster for kids with cancer, kids with weird skin rashes, kids who were too smart and had autism and couldn't look people in the eye, girls who were too tall.0.99
01:09:39.000The timestamp 1025, he replaces video games and porn with long-distance team canoeing.
01:09:44.000He aspires to be a manly man, having adventure.
01:09:47.000Maybe Mike White accidentally showed your influence on men, but it seems like he watched an episode of your show and created an archetype baby monster.
01:09:55.000By the way, I know you guys hate being called baby monsters.
01:09:58.000I just want you to know that as this thing grows, inevitably, there's going to be a moment where you're in the news.
01:10:05.000And it'll say three of the people at the riot were baby monsters.
01:10:30.000Today, they released an article about, and they've taken it down now, but it's about how a shocking number of these white nationalists we discover are also Marines.
01:10:41.000Once again, white nationalists in a hate group turns out to be a Marine.
01:10:46.000Of all the fucking days to put out that article, you chose a day where 12 servicemen were killed for the Marines, I believe.
01:11:00.000Like yesterday, two days from now, maybe we could argue.
01:11:22.000You know, I was joking with him about Stolen Valor, and I was like, if I want him to get pussy, like, how could I convince girls I'm a Ranger?0.98
01:14:33.000Either the pedos are using different codes to communicate online and on social media, or she just made a Freudian slip like a motherfucker.1.00
01:16:26.000It doesn't do this to any other like finger, ear.
01:16:29.000It rushes down to a flaccid penis.0.99
01:16:32.000So much blood goes into this penis that it starts blowing up like it's going to pop.
01:16:40.000And instead of like a burn or something where it's like a water balloon, this, I guess the capillaries are so constrained that it becomes hard like a rock.
01:16:51.000We're not even, it's not even the weird part yet.
01:16:54.000So now the blood in one part of his body makes a hard wood penis and then he puts it inside mom's vagina.1.00
01:17:04.000Mom, you might think your mom has a penis at that point.1.00
01:18:45.000I bet if we did a whole, if like that, the best thing about dying is you get this thing from God called Godoogle, and it's a computer, and you can just type in whatever you want, and then you just put in Juicy Smoulay's car history, biggest blunders.
01:18:59.000And then they just show you a montage of all the times he's left the car running and gone home to bed until the car like runs out of gas.
01:19:07.000Take the bird, which is the bald eagle.
01:19:12.000When is that going to stop getting funny?
01:20:10.000I want to have the blog at the end that has deer censored.
01:20:14.000The middle is clip of the day, and that's free.
01:20:16.000So it's a fun little two-minuteer from the show, and that'll be free so you can send it to someone and say, this is that show I was telling you about.
01:24:41.000She's the one who, after Benghazi, she said, I'll handle this, Obama.
01:24:45.000And she did all the women's morning talk shows, like The View and all that.0.95
01:24:50.000That was their solution to covering up Benghazi.0.76
01:24:54.000So I think there's people behind the scenes, and I think they're retards.1.00
01:25:01.000So I tell you a story on your point there about just how retarded these people are.1.00
01:25:10.000So in 2011, I was in Afghanistan, 2011, 2012, and we were in a shitty area.0.98
01:25:17.000So the State Department rep shows up to our little freaking 150-man little infantry freaking cop, which is a company outpost, basically a fire base.
01:25:28.000And they were like, they bring all these sub-governors in.
01:26:28.000The people we see on the news, there's a lot of other bureaucrats in there that you never really see.
01:26:33.000So there's like a lot of freaking other agencies and all these other people that are in there, like lower level.
01:26:39.000Like for instance, when I was in Iraq in 2006-07, the deputy Secretary of State showed up to freaking kiss Sheikh Fatar's ass, which he got murdered when we were there in Armadi.
01:26:51.000But because he was the guy that was bringing the sons of Iraq together to fight AQI, because we were paying them off the shit.0.98
01:30:27.000Well, it's not even just about the fighting, though.
01:30:31.000I guess I'll make one more point because I know other people want to call on, but it's not just about the fighting the enemy because we love that part of it.
01:30:37.000Like when you're a true, the real combat, if that's listening in, they'll be like, yeah, we love killing those guys.
01:30:43.000The bad part about it, you deal with the torture in the military ranks for all that time.
01:30:48.000So you deal with the freaking getting shit on by your leadership, getting shit on day on today and day out, dealing with all that stuff.
01:30:57.000And I put them through all that torture, the toxic work environment, which is there.
01:31:33.000Anybody that's been in real combat, they'll tell you the same shit, probably.
01:31:36.000They would rather be out there killing freaking terrorists than dealing with freaking dog and pony show or toxic leadership.
01:31:44.000Like you'd rather be with your platoon alone out in the freaking sector than dealing with the frickin' if you had a shitty first sergeant or a shitty commander or any of that crap.
01:32:26.000We had a combat camera chick one time embedded, and she was like Air Force.1.00
01:32:29.000She rode around a couple days with us.
01:32:31.000And then we had a water purification chick one time that just sat on the base there, a little base for the whole deployment, didn't do anything because we drank water bottles.
01:32:42.000And then we had a dog handler chick that wasn't even her real job.1.00
01:32:46.000And she came and they brought the bomb dog out for a couple of days with us.
01:33:16.000But the women, they do the finance, and they're on the big giant spots with the swimming pools and the freaking, you hear about the...1.00
01:33:24.000I watched, God dang it, he was doing his, on your channel, freaking the, well, Jacob Wool, I watched his show, and he's talking about the freaking all the expenditures.
01:33:37.000I just watched his latest episode, and he's right about everything except for one little area, which he was not correct about, was about how they had the vehicles running 24-7.
01:35:11.000So he was rolling the opium out on these big sort of blankets, pushing it back and forth, rolling it into these, I don't know, long diarrhea tubes.
01:35:21.000And he goes, I can't get fingerprints off this guy.
01:35:25.000I can't scrape the fucking heroin off his fingers.
01:35:29.000It was like an eighth of an inch of heroin.
01:35:33.000And I'm like, but wait a minute, unless you're wearing surgical gloves and a hazmat suit, you're getting high off that.
01:36:35.000He's 30 years old now, and he's, yeah, he's suing and saying he was used for porn, used for child porn, or I don't know, something like that.
01:36:45.000I heard like 2.5 million or something, just seeing what you guys thought of that.
01:36:50.000Yeah, he's suing everyone involved, and he's got it down to 150K per person.
01:36:55.000I think that includes the band, and then it's the record label and the photographer, and every, he gets it nice down to a low number.
01:37:02.000So they go, well, if I go to court for this, it's going to be like 60.
01:39:00.000I will say, yes, I got friends who are cops up here.
01:39:06.000The report that they saw was a little sketchy, but the kid that actually accused him, there was some shit going on too, though, with that kid.
01:39:19.000He's almost like a pathological liar about some of that shit.
01:40:30.000All right, so what I've heard is he might have rubbed the guy on his shoulders and asked him to do push-ups in his office, which sounds horrible, but the guy was on football.
01:40:43.000He was like, hey, man, fucking do this shit right now.
01:46:13.000This is something I feel strongly enough about to deny myself this school and I'll go to a less good school that won't have these dumb parameters.
01:46:22.000And then when I'm older, I'll be able to look back and go, I didn't fucking bend.
01:46:27.000When everyone was pussing out, I didn't bend.
01:46:30.000And then the third option is a hustle where you go, you pretend you're a religion or something like that.
01:46:35.000I will say that if one was to do the third option, I don't think you have to worry about the morality of that decision because we're in an immoral situation.
01:46:46.000Like it's morally wrong to get off the Titanic ahead of women and children because you say you're a priest or something.
01:46:54.000You know, you're fucking over those women and children.0.99
01:46:56.000But when you're in a weird clown world where everyone is being forced to take a vaccine, they drew first blood.
01:47:04.000I don't think morality comes into play with all the various hustles.
01:47:12.000Like today, New York State, the new governor, Hotchel, she mandated that all employees of the Department of Education, all schools, mandatory vaccinations.
01:47:26.000So when you got a fire teacher, yeah, today.
01:47:28.000So that's New York and the five boroughs?
01:54:32.0008coon is the site you get it from, right?
01:54:35.000So you go to Q Research, so 8coon.top, which sounds so retarded that it immediately is like, all right, I don't want to go to that site.1.00
01:54:44.000I just resent that so much of the left's criticism of the right involves Q. And I don't know anyone who, and I'm not pro-Q or anti-Q.0.98
01:54:54.000I don't know anything about Q. So much of what they accuse us of involves Q, and like no one knows how to get there.
01:55:30.000And now I'm like, Capitol Hill Republican step up, calls for Biden resignation, and then you click on that.
01:55:39.000But that's just a link to a news story that's like available to everyone.
01:55:45.000So I think what he's saying when he goes to the Great Awakening and stuff, these are channels that get cue from whatever retarded places they're going to be.1.00
01:55:59.000So Maddie and I are trying to set it up for each other, and about two-thirds of the way into like clicking beer, clicking the bar, clicking when you're there, and then the map.
01:57:07.000And the fact that she keeps her name is such a retarded little, I don't know, show of force where, you know, she's Hammond, you're Smith, and you're like, okay, I guess she's Hammond Smith and I'm Smith.0.97
01:57:20.000Like, shouldn't you both be Hammond Smith?
01:57:22.000And then the kids, okay, so the kids are Hammond Smith.
01:57:26.000All right, I made my little, my little fucking line in the sand.
02:00:40.000All right, so a few months ago, Gavin, I don't know if you remember this, you told a, I think a caller called in talking about night terrors.
02:00:51.000And you told the story about how when you drink too much, you wake up.
02:00:55.000And you remember something about like something about your grandmother.
02:03:13.000I sit exactly where Maddie's sitting, and we talk to a Afghan war vet, meaning a vet from the Afghan war, not an Afghani.
02:03:23.000Dude, look up the history of Afghanistan, the various wars there.
02:03:30.000I feel like I could be locked in a prison for two years with books on Afghanistan, and I would not be able to summarize the wars that have gone on there in the past, well, from the beginning of Afghanistan till now.
02:03:46.000Like three years ago, it is the most war-torn and historically complex place in the world.
02:03:55.000Well, back in the 80s, they were, what, in war with Russia for 10 years?