GOML LIVE #112 | AFGHANISTAN IS BURNING (Part 1)
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Summary
Gavin McInnes and Matty O talk about getting to the airport without a boarding pass and how to deal with the crazies at LaGuardia Airport. They also talk about deal breakers and deal makers, and what they're looking for in a potential partner. This episode is brought to you by Dromdate, the conservative dating app that s all about value-based matching.Dromdate is also a great way to meet your perfect match, and you don t have to be a conservative to use it. If you re already matched up, tell your friends and get your boyfriend or girlfriend to tell their friends. That s Drom Date! Don t worry your pretty little head about the umlaut. That's Drom date slash Gavin's No Nonsense. And if you re not already in a relationship, then you should probably check out the app. It s free to use, and there s a ton of cool features you can use to get to know your potential partner better. If you like what you hear here, you ll love it! And you ll be the first to know that Gavin s a good dude. This is the kind of guy you should be dating, and he ll be a good guy to have in your life. Get Off My Lawn is a free, monthly podcast put out there by the conservative podcast Gavin puts out on the internet. Get off his Lawn! Get off your Lawn! Get Off Your Lawn! is a podcast that's all about freedom, love, and self-expression, and freedom. Get Off His Lawn! and life on your Lawn. - Get Off Their Lawn! by Gavin McInnis - GAVEN'S GAVOIS and GAVON'S PODCAST is a little bit like that's more like that. GRAVY! GAVY'S BONUS EPISODES AND GIVING THAN THAT'S NOT HARDER THAN YOU'RE GRAFFLE AND GRAEL AND GOULDY AND GOT A BOUGHER THAN A YELLING ME A BANGER AND A DOUBLY? GIV ME A PEE CHEE CHEERING ME HAPPY BECAUSE I'S KELLY AND I'M NOT GETTING AN IDEA OF A BOOY AND A SWELL AND A LIP AND A COUCH.
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Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!
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I believe it's the one of the probably the biggest selling live album of all time.
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This is the free monthly podcast that we put out there.
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And I'd like to have a toast to my guests, my comrade in arms, Matty O. Hello, everybody.
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I was dropping my daughter off to send her to her in-laws alone.
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I had time to go park, get lost parking, park in the wrong spot.
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I'm getting in without a boarding pass because I'm not going on the plane.
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We have plenty of time for you to figure it out.
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Before we start or even tell you about the airport, which I already did, this episode is brought to you by Drome, the conservative dating app.
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And then there are the quote-unquote expert matching apps.
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If you're right-wing, things probably aren't going to work out with someone who's a total lefty.
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Same with religion, lifestyle, how to raise children, other core conservative values.
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Sure, the right person might change to meet you where you are in life, but why not just find the perfect match from the start?
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If you don't find a deal breaker or deal maker that's important to you, you can add your own anonymously.
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DROM is also video only for more human interactions.
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Don't you worry your pretty little head about the umlaut.
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Which is why at the Deplorables Ball, the Deplora Ball, I was so determined to make sure they got there safe, despite them getting accosted by Antifa, and a mob of people throwing batteries, feces, and urine at them, because I knew this was their one big night out, and their one chance to meet a guy.
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One of the great things though about DC conservative women having no hopes is they all dress fucking amazing with high-heeled shoes every day and look fantastic.
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If you're already matched up, tell your friends and get your boyfriend or girlfriend to tell their friends.
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The first thing I look at, I'm leaving out his teeth.
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But, um, you know, I like, I would say a little bit thicker of a girl than, like, a twig.
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We're on the same page on that, although I can work with twigs.
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I think my only one is thinning hair to the point of you can see her scalp.
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I'm an ass, thigh guy, like from the knees to the midriff.
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But I've dated girls with huge tits that had no ass, and I was like, we can work with this.
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I mean, when you get that many tits... The three girls that I've had long-term relationships with, my ex-wife, she was 36DD, the girl Melody was 32DD, and Leah was a Japanese girl, she was 36D.
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For someone who's not into tits, you've had a lot of tits.
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They lay down flat next to, you know, they're in their armpits.
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There's a cheesy pickup line that says, man, you peel those pants down, it's like an onion, it'll make me cry.
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As you know, folks, on Thursday we only read from the letters page because we have to do all the ad reading.
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After the first half hour, we go behind the paywall.
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Although, speaking of balding, the hot new meme going around today, which might be old news tomorrow, is that thing I sent you, Matty.
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I don't think I sent it to Ryan because I don't like him.
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The girl with the, that woman who's so fat.
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And it says, healthy woman dying from COVID or died from COVID.
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And you're like... That woman was 40 years old.
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See if you can find this article so we don't send it to you.
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Healthy 40 year old covid mom, covid victims last words.
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Now obviously when we're talking about deal breakers, being 400 pounds is a deal breaker.
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But this hair is a great example of it could be on Jessica Alba, Eva Mendez.
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She probably couldn't get out of her house.
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I'm talking about women in general when they have this.
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Like, Ann Coulter talks about this all the time.
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There's so much a woman can do to get above a six.
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Like, you could have a fucking parrot beak for a nose.
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That's, I mean, I guess you could get a nose job, whatever.
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My ex-wife had a pretty... her father used to joke when I said, oh, you got a Roman nose because it's roaming all over your face.
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But, um, yeah, big nose is not a deal breaker for me.
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Especially in warmer climates where a woman's wearing a bikini a lot.
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In Canada, where it's so cold, you're basically just seeing this for half the year.
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You get a little more picky about what this is.
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That's because I found one, but it says 40 years old, dies of COVID.
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But did you just type out the exact headline I just read to you?
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Yeah, I blame the unvaccinated and like the nothing came up after that.
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Because someone asked me for the original article and I was like, go look it up yourself.
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I don't think I would be friends with a guy who was going bald like this.
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I wouldn't let a mechanic work on my car if his hair looked like this.
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And how many times have you seen that throughout this pandemic?
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Well, obesity was like one of the major underlying conditions.
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The last time I lost 30 pounds was the last time I had sex with my wife.
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Yeah, but it's, I mean, not to say that it's hard, but, you know.
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Oh yeah, I was put on Ozempic and Jardians and stuff for underlying health conditions, yeah.
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Well, it was so strong that you would drink a beer and have to lie down.
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If I drank like an 8-ounce glass of water, I would be full.
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I've kind of plateaued right now at like 206, but... What do you weigh, Ryan?
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You've been getting very serious about working out recently, I've noticed.
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Yeah, I've been taking mass gainers and... What are mass gainers?
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If you can't eat a whopping load of... Why are you making it a cum reference?
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I know everyone wants to eat a whopping load, but unfortunately you can't always do that.
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I have meal, they're like meal replacement shakes.
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I have to, if you want to build muscle you have to eat a caloric, you have to have a caloric surplus.
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God bless Bubba, God bless America, God bless all the cancer survivors and everyone we've all lost to cancer.
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Cancer is a bitch, but Bubba is giving his cancer the middle finger.
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Bubba has a new sauce and spice coming soon, so please email the mailbag with ideas for the title.
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But please email the mailbag with ideas for the title.
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Winner is getting a Bubba Box and some other goodies from the sponsors.
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You know when I was talking to that, you know that weird chef who comes into the bar?
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So I was like, look, I like my steak like this.
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I like it pink in the middle and then burnt to shit like a burnt marshmallow on the outside.
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So I guess I don't have to look it up then, right?
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So, it keeps the water right below boiling, and you put it in there for like an hour and a half, right?
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Sorry, I don't know why I'm doubting you by checking this.
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It was popular for a long... I mean, it's kind of recent that a lot of chefs have been using it.
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And he'll do 10 medium rare, 10 rare, 10 well done.
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So he says you can get a personal one for like 150 bucks.
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Like it's got a pump and it goes in and there's like just a clear container with water.
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Throw it in there and it just continually adds hot water and it comes out.
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So you cook that up, and then you can do, I guess you shock it in cold water, like ice water or something to stop it cooking itself.
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And then you can put it in the fridge or anything.
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So then you put it on a, he implied sometimes that he would just put it on the grill just for the aesthetics, but it was already cooked and ready to go.
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Did you see the picture I sent to you the other morning?
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It's a super wealthy Jewish country club, right?
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And like all elitist whites, they feel terrible about their privilege.
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So what they do is they set up a program at the country club where people of color, not poor people.
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Not some poor Irish Catholic who comes from a family of 13 and has no dad.
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People of color can go there and they work in the kitchen.
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Well, you're helping to appease your boss's guilt, your client's guilt.
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One of them, she's from Guyana, her parents are doctors.
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And the other, it's a black guy, he's like in finance.
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They don't go to the South Bronx to get these people of color.
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So they end up with rich, black immigrants, saddled in the kitchen to appease guilt.
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Which is like, I want to appease my guilt, so I'm going to give you blacks to my mechanic and they can work with him.
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At the end of their, I think it's two months, at the end of their two month little trial, they all have a big party and parade the Negroes around on the stage and everyone claps at the wonderful job they did.
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When rich black people worked in a kitchen with other rich white people to appease other rich white people.
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Let's let the freebies, the freeloaders, see what the mailbag is like.
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I don't like that picture of my great-grandfather today.
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Dear Gavin and Lord Provost of the Fag Zone, this video sums up perfectly why the West is the best.
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In the Jewelry District of Bangladesh, these entrepreneurs dig through the literal shit from the sewage pipes of different shops in the hope of gathering some of the gold dust that other jewelers have shit out.
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Boy, you gotta have a hell of an immune system to dig through shit all day.
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You could fucking blow AIDS in those kids' faces with a shotgun.
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If we read their names on a piece of paper, we would get explosive diarrhea.
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How would you discern the gold dust from just shit?
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Like if they're down there with like a pan... They dig through the little shit from sewage pipes gathering some of the gold dust the other jewelers have shit out?
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I mean did they inhale it or they're eating it and it's going...
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There's guys in New York who chip away at the sidewalk.
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To get the various chunks that people have dropped.
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See, this is what they thought when they jumped on that plane in Kabul.
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By the way, we have a very special episode tomorrow.
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It'll be a Censored.TV Presents wherein we sit down with the Army Ranger who did three tours in Afghanistan and he'll tell us why he was for the war and why he no longer is.
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Thanks Baby Monster for sending us a video of people sifting through shit for gold and just showing us their commute.
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I've seen that video so many times, I'm starting to get on the gay side.
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I'm like, actually, Pastor, they don't literally eat the poo-poo.
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What they do is lick the anus of their lover, which heterosexuals also do in pornography and in real life.
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And I would argue that when you see porn people do it, they've blasted their ass with enemas because they're in a porn.
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Either he saw shit porn, which is incredibly rare, or he just saw someone licking an ass.
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They enema their asses clean as a whistle.
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When they're throwing up in each other's mouths.
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But it's like Criss Angel puke where that was just in your like top stomach.
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Hey guys, I'm a student at Chico State, which I assume is the university where you learned to be MS-13.
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MS-13 is going through an existential crisis right now.
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They want to, they have to make their mind up on how they want to be perceived globally.
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The entire California State University system has mandated the vaccine.
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They allow for medical and religious exemptions.
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What's weird is the Title IX department at our school handles the vaccine exemption request.
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What the fuck does Title IX have to do with vaccines?
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And if you recall, Title IX is the rule that says women's sports has to be as prominent as male sports, right?
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Anyways, all the request forms were leaked and I imagine it was some purple-haired feminist at the Title IX department.
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Can you fix the banner that pops up when you try to view live shows?
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About a hundred people have told me this and I send it to our tech guy and he always goes yep That's coming out with the new update takes a long time to fix these things He's a great guy a very qualified guy.
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I'm getting concerned that he's not a workaholic
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Well, I remember last time you said that you wanted it on the site, because it's like, well yeah, the shows are still there.
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I still want his show on the site, but it says tune in Thursdays.
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Wouldn't want to waste the baby monster's precious time.
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Uh, now he says baby monsters are apostrophe S, so I think that just means Maddie, not the baby monsters who watch the show.
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I don't remember the original, but it must be equally retarded.
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Because it can't be much cooler than that, can it?
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Yeah, bad is they're all going to a gang thing to fight each other.
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There was a lot of gang rape in his symbolism, like the thriller video.
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That was a bunch of monsters coming to get her.
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You can tell he's never had a normal heterosexual encounter.
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I remember I was in Scotland, in Pollock Shaw's, in whatever it was, 1983, whenever It's Hard came out, and I went with my cousin Colin.
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Which, by the way, was so bad because Pete Townsend had just done his solo album.
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So he was out there going, I want to fucking taste you!
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And then he just did like some side thing where he's like, I got a snake the size of a sewer pipe living in the rib cage.
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You could tell he was just making up shit quickly to so they could have an album.
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I mean, for the time period, it was kind of coming out of Disco.
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I mean... Okay, so you're saying I'm tougher than you.
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Wow, this is a... This is... At my gym, I was telling Matty the other day, they know him, and they go, uh... They go, are you gonna box after this?
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So you think you're all tough with your Matty O'Dell, but you're a fucking pussy.
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So I don't feel any kind of guilt when I see Michael Jackson, because I called it from day one.
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But the rest of America was like, yeah, that's normal.
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He has a fucking rope belt, and he's screaming and going, weehoo!
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Well, if you look at the picture of him on Off the Wall album cover, he's got an afro about this big, his nose about this wide, and he's as dark as brown leather.
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Yeah, so we bought those two albums at the same time.
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Thriller's the one he's wearing like a white jacket and he's laying down, he's got jerry curl juice in his hair.
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Like I said, like... I still do my pubes jerry curls.
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Which brings us to our final sponsor, Nita Fashions, wherein you can have anything you want.
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But Nita Fashions, you call them up, you contact them.
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The most popular way to contact them appears to be, at least with our baby monsters, is through Instagram.
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And Instagram's a good way to contact them too for you because you can see the kind of stuff they make.
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And once you get all your measurements, they can send you textiles for shirts or you can just describe the shirts you want.
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When you have tailor-made suits, they don't feel like suits.
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They fit you the same way jeans and t-shirts fit you.
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If you have any kind of a professional job, lawyer, sales, or even if you're going to a funeral or a wedding, you need to have a suit that fits you perfectly.
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Like, I like sort of peewee Herman, very slim fit, kind of floods at the bottom.
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If you're more conservative and you want to have a more standard sort of a suit where you don't look like peewee, they'll make you that.
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So you DM them or you contact them through this site.
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I became a fat pig after the first time I met them.
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I sent them back all my pants and said, I'm fat now.
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They could tell by the way I drank beer that I was going to get fat.
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And you... I don't care if you're a... if you work in the sewers.
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I don't care if you're Norton from The Honeymooners.
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You should have at least one suit that fits you perfectly.
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It's nice to have a nice Brooks Brothers tie, but it's really like 4% better than a $20 tie.
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So cheap rich guys go to Nita Fashions and they get outfitted from head to toe.
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And then once you start, it's sort of like a tattoo.
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Well, I stole it from Animal House, so I'll forgive him.
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But NitaFashions.com, and these guys are old school tailors, like Savile Row levels.
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And if you do in New York, you're looking at five to seven grand for this quality of tailoring.
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It would have to be a hell of an occasion, though.
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You can't, like, go to a steak dinner and that.
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You can't just dig through shit looking for gold in India if you're gonna wear a suit like that.
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By the way, they sent me the time code and apparently I was a little off.
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All right, let's watch Young Indian Children, which is unfortunate because we're just talking about NIDA fashions and how classy they are.
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It's Indians who run it in Hong Kong, not Chinese, because China is an asshole.
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But we're going to say goodbye to this ad so we don't sell either brand.
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And then we're going to see Indians dig through shit looking for particles of gold.
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But you don't eat gold when you work with gold.
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That's like trying to get fabric from tailor's shit.
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But I guess because it's a, if it's so fine, it would be, it would inhale it or swallow it.
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So now we're talking about like dust, like flour.
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You know, it would be go through their sewer or, uh, shower pipes.
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If they took a shower, if they had gold dust, I don't know.
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If you work making gold and you're like, and then you have a shower, but eating it,
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The shit in India, actually, it's two negatives make a positive, and it ends up tasting like cotton candy.
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Because our Sparks stopped negotiating with our TriCaster, and I'm working on it, but we had to transition from that shoot, so not enough time to do that.
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Yeah, but, you know, I have to contact TriCaster and all that, or NewTek rather, and... Did you go home and have dinner?
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That's not... And I edited, like, half the show that we did.
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But that's not how someone who's dealing with an emergency behaves.
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Well, hold on a second, and then it was working, and then it wasn't working.
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I'm not familiar with this concept of computers being on and off.
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I know they're like old-timey Model T Fords, a 1982 Chevy Nova, maybe, but computers?
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I mean, we put different cameras into this park, so maybe that had something to do with it.
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But nothing had changed except for us setting up for that shoot.
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But I'll get to the bottom of it, just like they're getting to the bottom of this to find gold.
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I think we should wrap it up as far as the free shit goes.
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We've read for our three sponsors, and I like to punish the freeloaders with ads.
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But now it's going to be all gravy for the people who pay ten bucks a month.
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And once again, if you subscribe to censored.tv, you literally get more content than you could watch.
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If you do watch 100% of our content, you need to get a life.
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You shouldn't have 4 or 5 hours a day to throw away at incredibly entertaining, slightly right-of-center television.
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And I don't even like saying slightly right-of-center.
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That woman didn't have no preexisting conditions.
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Basically, our news is just the way your brother talks at his local bar.
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Normal shit, which has become very radical and highly cancelable and very dangerous and contentious in the year 2021.
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In clown world, to be normal is to be a radical.
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So if you live in a slightly liberal town or a very liberal town like Manhattan, LA, you start to think that you're nuts.
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And then you tune into this show every day at eight o'clock and you realize, oh, no, no, no, no, no.
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And then you get inspired and you go, I'm sick of hiding.
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I'm sick of pretending that I don't love Trump.
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I'm sick of pretending that I love Joe Biden and I think that he did a great job in Afghanistan.
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I'm sick of pretending that I know who the fuck Kamala Harris is or what any of her policies are.
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She's a stranger and there's nothing fucking black about her.
00:39:26.000
So then you get in trouble because you say too much.