Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - September 20, 2021


GOML LIVE #115 - RYAN SUCKS (Part 1)

Topics
Drome dating app kiddie sex assignment Nita Fashions and micro Korg Need of Fashions tactical walls
Hosted by
Gavin McInnes
Mentioned
Ryan Katsu Rivera Billy Baloney Jesus Christ Dude Trance Drome Dylan Brian Zeke Craig Schubert Tactical Walls Peewee Herman Candace Owens Nita Fashions Anthony Cumia Laura Loomer Gavin Jerome Nicki Minaj Matty Odell Cornel West and 17 more
GOML LIVE #115 - RYAN SUCKS S04E32 - CARMINES ARE RACIST

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Length

30 minutes

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4,640

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575

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Misogyny

22

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Toxicity

156

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Hate speech

21

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On this week's episode of Get Off My Lawn, Gavin McInnes and Matty Odell are joined by Ryan Katsu Rivera to talk about their favorite Nicki Minaj remixes, the Proud Boys, and why you should never go out with someone with a beard. Also, Gavin talks about a guy who is obsessed with young people and thinks they re Nazis. And Matty talks about why he thinks the internet is giving Nazis all the data they need to be able to figure out how to have a good sex life and why it s a good idea to have sex with someone who s a total leftist. This episode is brought to you by Drome, the conservative dating app Drome is the place to meet conservative girls. They pick deal breakers and deal makers, and you don t have to addictively check the app. As soon as someone matches your deal breaker or deal maker that you're important to you, you get a notification with a notification that you can add your own anonymously. If you don't find your deal-breaker or deal-maker that you want to match up with you can be added anonymously, you can't be more human interactions. Go to Drome.date and use the invite code Gavin to sign up and get your boyfriend or girlfriend to tell their friends about their new boo. That s Drome! -Drome is also video only for more human interaction, so you can have the perfect match from the start. That's FREE to use that s free to use and meet your perfect match. That's Drome=Drome. . (Drome_date) - a new app that does not require a credit card or a bank account. (free to use). . Drome - a free, decentralized dating app that allows you to add your date on the first date with your significant other to get exclusive access to all of the features on the app, including the app and all the features you need to use the app and more. Drome_off my Lawn I can't believe you haven t paid for it yet? - I can t wait to use it? , right?! And I can do better than that, right? I hope you like it! I'll be back next week! -Gavin McINnes GAVIN JEANDS - GAVING JEANS -

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00:00:02.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
00:00:24.000 What?
00:00:53.000 That's officially my favorite Nicki Minaj song.
00:00:55.000 That's a remix of an indie hit called Domino's where she added some rap on top of it. 1.00
00:01:02.000 Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn.
00:01:04.000 Welcome Matty Odell!
00:01:07.000 Taking care of business every day!
00:01:10.000 That's it.
00:01:11.000 A little TCB and a flash.
00:01:14.000 Uh, there was a weird offshoot of the Proud Boys where they were trying to make it racist and I think they called themselves TCB.
00:01:20.000 They tried to, you know, uh, co-create that.
00:01:20.000 Really?
00:01:23.000 It's Elvis, yeah.
00:01:23.000 It's Elvis.
00:01:26.000 Um, we have Ryan Katsu Rivera on the mix today.
00:01:31.000 What up, Ryan Guy?
00:01:32.000 Yo, yo, yo! 1.00
00:01:33.000 What up, y'all? 1.00
00:01:35.000 If the calls suck today, I'm going to murder your wife and cut open her pregnant belly. 1.00
00:01:43.000 Oh my lord. 1.00
00:01:44.000 I'm going to pull out her child.
00:01:47.000 Mine child.
00:01:48.000 Our.
00:01:49.000 Did I say mine?
00:01:52.000 Did I say my child?
00:01:53.000 Was that a Freudian slip?
00:01:54.000 Whoops.
00:01:55.000 You bet it not a Freudian slip.
00:01:56.000 Hope doesn't have a beard.
00:01:58.000 And then I'm going to raise it.
00:02:00.000 Wow. 1.00
00:02:01.000 And then I'm going to kill it. 1.00
00:02:03.000 Oh. 1.00
00:02:03.000 So it's gonna be elaborate if you fuck up tonight. 1.00
00:02:09.000 So it's torture and death. 0.99
00:02:10.000 So you know how it goes on Thursday nights, folks.
00:02:12.000 We do free
00:02:15.000 Podcast from 12 to, I'm sorry, from 9 to like 9.30 and then we go behind the paywall.
00:02:21.000 Of course, you have to pay the bills for the first part and then we get really fun and exciting behind the paywall.
00:02:27.000 I can't believe you haven't paid for censored.tv yet.
00:02:30.000 10 bucks a month, a beer and a half a month, and it's endless, endless content.
00:02:37.000 You cannot possibly finish it all.
00:02:39.000 When we started this, it was just me doing an hour and a half show, four days a week.
00:02:45.000 Now, I do five days a week, two hours a day, and there's limitless shows, endless shows!
00:02:53.000 Jacob Wall, Laura Loomer, Cornel West, Candice Owens, Roger Stone, Zuby.
00:03:01.000 It's basically Wakanda, there's so many blacks. 1.00
00:03:07.000 But this particular episode is brought to you by Drome, the conservative dating app.
00:03:11.000 Drome is the place to meet conservative girls. 1.00
00:03:13.000 These are superficial... what?
00:03:16.000 Oh, sorry.
00:03:17.000 There are superficial face wiping apps and then there are the quote unquote expert matching apps.
00:03:24.000 Both usually waste your time.
00:03:26.000 The solution is values based matching.
00:03:29.000 If you're right wing, things probably aren't going to work out with someone who's a total lefty.
00:03:35.000 Same with religion, lifestyle, how to raise children and other core conservative values.
00:03:40.000 Sure the right person might change to meet you where you are in life but why not just find the perfect match from the start?
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00:04:07.000 Drome is also video only for more human interactions.
00:04:11.000 Go to drome.date slash Gavin in your phone's browser.
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00:04:40.000 You know, I was thinking about this dude.
00:04:43.000 His name is John Berger.
00:04:45.000 J-O-N-B-I-R-G-E-R. 1.00
00:04:50.000 And he's an expert. 1.00
00:04:51.000 He's an old fucking left-wing Jewbag who is obsessed with young people's sex lives. 1.00
00:05:00.000 And there he is. 1.00
00:05:03.000 Ugly dude. 0.99
00:05:04.000 He Zeke-hiles me. 1.00
00:05:05.000 He lives in my neighborhood.
00:05:06.000 Whenever he sees me, he Zeke-hiles me. 1.00
00:05:08.000 But it's always when I'm with my youngest boy and I can't run and kick his ass. 1.00
00:05:13.000 And this guy, his area of expertise is young people's sex lives. 1.00
00:05:18.000 He's written many books, I think two actually, about how young people fuck and how they date and what their dating lives are.
00:05:26.000 And this guy, I had a tech place fix my computer, and he found out that they did it for me. 0.97
00:05:35.000 So his contention is, these people are Nazis, right?
00:05:39.000 Because they fix Nazis computers. 0.96
00:05:41.000 So if you send your computer there, you're giving them all your data.
00:05:45.000 You're giving Nazis your data. 0.76
00:05:48.000 Oh. 1.00
00:05:49.000 And they'll, like, get into your bank account and fuck you over. 1.00
00:05:51.000 So, he shut down the place. 1.00
00:05:53.000 It was run by an immigrant.
00:05:55.000 And he shut down the tech place.
00:05:57.000 Jesus Christ. 0.99
00:05:59.000 What the fuck's wrong with him? 1.00
00:06:00.000 What a fucking scumbag. 1.00
00:06:01.000 Well, the first boy writes about kiddie sex. 1.00
00:06:03.000 So that's what's fucking wrong with him. 1.00
00:06:05.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:06:06.000 Dating.
00:06:07.000 How to date?
00:06:08.000 What young people... Like, being into dating... I'm sure dating is a complex thing for 19-20 year olds.
00:06:15.000 But I'm not writing two books about it.
00:06:20.000 No. 0.99
00:06:20.000 The penises of seven-year-olds. 0.99
00:06:22.000 Who knows what they're up to? 1.00
00:06:23.000 Let me research it.
00:06:25.000 The woman in Texas.
00:06:27.000 About the book the other day.
00:06:29.000 Oh.
00:06:30.000 What was that?
00:06:31.000 The woman in Texas?
00:06:32.000 Yeah, she was at the school meeting about the kids.
00:06:35.000 Oh my god, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00
00:06:36.000 The kid was 10 and another kid was sucking his dick and oh Jesus Christ. 1.00
00:06:40.000 The way the left is spinning that though is that was just a book available at the library. 1.00
00:06:45.000 Yeah, bullshit. 0.99
00:06:45.000 And that's not true. 0.99
00:06:46.000 That's just a line.
00:06:47.000 But she figured out his reading.
00:06:48.000 It was an assignment.
00:06:49.000 Yeah.
00:06:50.000 It was to write an erotic passage, a sexual passage that would be an erotic novel that you wouldn't want your mother to read.
00:06:58.000 Now rewrite it.
00:07:02.000 Uh, in a way that you want your mother to read it.
00:07:04.000 How sick is that? 1.00
00:07:05.000 It's just like some wasted Satanist coming up with dumb ideas. 1.00
00:07:10.000 My name is Craig Schubert. 0.99
00:07:11.000 I'm the mayor of this city.
00:07:14.000 Oh, this is badass.
00:07:14.000 It has come to my attention that your educators are distributing essentially what is child pornography in the classroom.
00:07:24.000 I've spoken to a judge this evening.
00:07:27.000 She's already confirmed that.
00:07:30.000 So I'm gonna give you a simple choice.
00:07:33.000 You either choo-choose to resign from this Board of Education, or you will be charred.
00:07:38.000 You choo-choo-choose me. 1.00
00:07:43.000 That's when you take a train when you resign out.
00:07:46.000 That's badass.
00:07:47.000 Yeah.
00:07:47.000 I can't believe he did that.
00:07:48.000 But anyway, the reason- Thank God somebody did it.
00:07:50.000 What?
00:07:50.000 Thank God somebody's doing it.
00:07:52.000 I've never seen anything like that, by the way.
00:07:54.000 When was the last time you saw a mayor go, you know what? 1.00
00:07:58.000 You all resign or you're going to fucking jail. 1.00
00:08:00.000 Jail. 1.00
00:08:01.000 Yeah.
00:08:01.000 You're making kids write adult erotica.
00:08:06.000 Fuck you. 1.00
00:08:07.000 As a classroom assignment. 1.00
00:08:09.000 Yeah.
00:08:09.000 How demented is that?
00:08:10.000 How sick is that? 1.00
00:08:11.000 It's so fucked up. 1.00
00:08:12.000 Didn't you cause quite a stir at your son's high school? 1.00
00:08:15.000 Yes, yes.
00:08:16.000 We were on lockdown for three hours.
00:08:18.000 What happened there again?
00:08:19.000 They wrote a little article in the paper about it.
00:08:23.000 Well, I was texting him.
00:08:26.000 My son had left his phone at my house.
00:08:28.000 So he received a message from a guidance counselor or social worker at the school.
00:08:37.000 And it said, hey Dylan, it's so-and-so.
00:08:39.000 I just want to know if we're still meeting today.
00:08:42.000 So, I didn't know, unbeknownst to me, I texted back and said, my son left his phone at my house last night, you know, he's at school, he doesn't have it, I'm sure he's gonna, he goes, no, no, no, Dylan's not at school, he's suspended.
00:08:56.000 So I'm like, why are you texting my son asking him if you're still going to meet him?
00:09:01.000 Like, where are you supposed to meet him?
00:09:02.000 Oh, at the library.
00:09:04.000 Like, the public library.
00:09:04.000 I'm like, what?
00:09:06.000 Like, who are you? 0.99
00:09:06.000 What is your position at the fucking school? 0.99
00:09:08.000 So you're getting pedo vibes. 1.00
00:09:10.000 I'm like, yeah.
00:09:10.000 I'm like, why are you meeting my son who's suspended, not in school, off school property?
00:09:17.000 What?
00:09:17.000 So then, you know, I started calling the Board of Education and the guy's name was Dr. Wool or something.
00:09:25.000 And I was like, you know, everyone, Dan, then Harrison police came to where I lived and they said, you know, don't go to the school.
00:09:32.000 Then my, my nephew at the time was at the high school too.
00:09:35.000 And he was like, Oh, uncle Matt, you had the whole school on lockdown for three hours.
00:09:39.000 Nobody can leave or come in.
00:09:41.000 Well, didn't they put your picture up in your criminal record in the office?
00:09:45.000 That was the, um, the public safety officer in the school.
00:09:49.000 Yeah, that was another time.
00:09:50.000 That was a different time.
00:09:52.000 Yeah, it was two incidents at the high school.
00:09:54.000 What was that time?
00:09:56.000 I had gotten released from federal prison and they, the fusion centers and parole and local police departments get disseminations of information that I'm home, I'm in the community, blah blah blah.
00:10:10.000 And the youth officer I had called my wife earlier in the week and she called me and said they called me up and asked me a bunch of weird questions and she basically reiterated the same thing that you know our son knows where I was he knows who I am you know but his friends don't need to know you know would you please keep this a private matter because I don't go to the school but um my son comes to me one day he goes so dad he goes the youth officer had your picture on the wall in the school I'm like what?
00:10:39.000 So then I got a little agitated and I had to go see my federal parole officer and I had told him that, you know, I was going to go up there and see this officer and he advised me not to.
00:10:49.000 And I said, well, I got to do what I got to do.
00:10:51.000 So you got to do what you got to do. 1.00
00:10:52.000 And I told him, I said, I was going to fucking smash him. 0.99
00:10:56.000 And he goes, oh, you can't tell me that. 0.99
00:10:57.000 I said, well, I'm going to blow the world up.
00:10:59.000 He goes, well, you can't say that either.
00:11:01.000 I said, well.
00:11:02.000 And did you?
00:11:04.000 No, they locked school down.
00:11:05.000 Oh, right, right, right.
00:11:06.000 Yeah.
00:11:08.000 Dude, I was at Sky Zone today with the kids.
00:11:10.000 My youngest boy and his friend.
00:11:12.000 And there was a dude in the bathroom.
00:11:14.000 He was like 14.
00:11:16.000 And he was like adjusting his hair.
00:11:19.000 And he goes, I got mad swag.
00:11:20.000 I got killer swag.
00:11:22.000 And he's talking to two little boys who are about six. 0.57
00:11:26.000 And I was going piss.
00:11:28.000 And I just thought, that's a weird thing to say to little boys.
00:11:33.000 Yeah, I got swag.
00:11:33.000 And then these moms come in and they go, are you guys done?
00:11:37.000 What's taking you so long?
00:11:38.000 To the little boys who were like six or seven.
00:11:40.000 And they scooped them out of there.
00:11:42.000 And then I'm looking at the dude who was just talking about his swag, who was like fixing his hair in the mirror.
00:11:48.000 And then he goes and gets some pizza.
00:11:50.000 I don't think he's there with anyone. 1.00
00:11:52.000 I think he was a fucking young pedophile. 1.00
00:11:56.000 Victims become predators. 1.00
00:11:59.000 Like remember when you were 16, right?
00:12:02.000 Imagine telling seven-year-olds that you're looking good. 1.00
00:12:09.000 It's the farthest thing from your fucking mind. 0.99
00:12:12.000 Like when I was 17, little people, kids, didn't exist. 1.00
00:12:16.000 Yeah.
00:12:17.000 They were like beetles.
00:12:18.000 You were too busy living life.
00:12:20.000 I didn't see them.
00:12:22.000 I might stand on one by accident.
00:12:25.000 Yeah, you're on the hunt for the opposite sex. 1.00
00:12:28.000 At that age, hormones are raging.
00:12:32.000 Need a fashions! 0.88
00:12:34.000 Nice.
00:12:35.000 I can't say enough about Nita Fashions. 0.96
00:12:38.000 The reason I look so good every fucking night on this show is because I'm wearing Nita Fashions. 0.95
00:12:44.000 This is one of the only nights I'm not wearing Nita Fashions. 0.97
00:12:47.000 And the reason I'm dressed like this is I just came back from my daughter's birthday dinner in Koreatown in the city, which was delicious.
00:12:56.000 350 bucks, by the way.
00:13:02.000 You know, I don't want to interrupt the Nita Fashions commercial, but my wife got my daughter this micro Korg for her birthday.
00:13:12.000 It's the most complicated piece of machinery in the world.
00:13:18.000 Like a keyboard?
00:13:19.000 It's beyond a nuclear power plant. 0.99
00:13:21.000 If you pull up an introduction to the micro Korg, you will not understand one fucking word of this thing. 0.97
00:13:31.000 And it's like, I was going through our finances this past month. 0.98
00:13:35.000 My wife is spending money like levels that would make Flava Flav blush. 1.00
00:13:40.000 $2,500 a day is not unusual.
00:13:42.000 Just like pissing money, pissing money.
00:13:49.000 they're coming and they are coming at levels that you haven't even seen yet by the hundreds of now if my daughter like my daughter's been taking guitar lessons forever she can't play guitar we had a piano in the house no one played it we have a keyboard in the house no one touched it so now she has this in the house 0.97
00:14:06.000 And it's like, it's a $500 fucking instrument that is so beyond complicated. 0.70
00:14:13.000 Play what you're playing there. 0.98
00:14:13.000 And I know this guy by the way, because I saw him on YouTube beginner videos today. 0.98
00:14:17.000 Incredibly rich detailed soundscapes.
00:14:26.000 That's what I said to my wife.
00:14:27.000 She's like, well, maybe she can figure it out. 0.99
00:14:29.000 I go, honey, you could do a soundtrack for Star Wars on this fucking thing. 0.99
00:14:36.000 It's really, really advanced. 0.99
00:14:40.000 And I'm not sure our daughter is even musically inclined.
00:14:45.000 A lot of people that aren't really tactically musically inclined, but they have ideas, this is the perfect entry point for them.
00:14:53.000 So, there's a lot of things that she's not going to be utilizing at all, but if she just focuses on the basics, you know, that's what I did before I knew how to do any of this stuff, and I make some bomb-ass tracks. 0.99
00:15:03.000 No, all your songs suck. 0.97
00:15:04.000 They don't. 1.00
00:15:05.000 Yes, they do.
00:15:05.000 No, they don't.
00:15:06.000 Yes, they do.
00:15:07.000 No, they don't.
00:15:07.000 They absolutely do.
00:15:08.000 No, they absolutely don't.
00:15:09.000 10,000 hours to get good?
00:15:10.000 All your songs are the worst songs ever made.
00:15:12.000 That's not true.
00:15:13.000 Okay, play one.
00:15:14.000 Everyone's gonna projectile vomit.
00:15:16.000 Okay.
00:15:17.000 We have a couple of different vibes here, I guess.
00:15:19.000 Here we go, folks.
00:15:20.000 This one's called Smokin' on a Sunday.
00:15:23.000 No, there's no such song called Smokin' on a Sunday.
00:15:27.000 That's the vibe it's gonna be.
00:15:28.000 This one is made by all keyboard stuff.
00:15:33.000 Oh, that's gonna be great.
00:15:34.000 What's the woman talking thing? 1.00
00:15:51.000 Let's watch the tram car, please.
00:15:52.000 I made a vlog for Wildwood, so I just made this song because I was like, I don't want to keep repeating songs.
00:15:56.000 Listen to this slapper. 1.00
00:15:58.000 It's called Lunge at the Bunch.
00:16:09.000 How 80s is he?
00:16:10.000 Yeah!
00:16:11.000 He has no shame here.
00:16:12.000 What do you mean?
00:16:13.000 Dude, your musical tastes are an abandoned child who had a single mom in the 80s.
00:16:20.000 How about Good Great Fine?
00:16:21.000 Listen to this one.
00:16:24.000 Whoa, where are we going, guys? 0.99
00:16:26.000 To Shit Town. 0.99
00:16:27.000 No, we're not going to Shit Town. 1.00
00:16:28.000 No, we're not going to Shit Town. 0.98
00:16:31.000 It sounds like the equalizer done by... It's the equalizer done by Down Syndrome. 0.99
00:16:36.000 It does kind of sound like the...
00:16:39.000 And I have some singing ones, too.
00:16:40.000 Oh, Jesus.
00:16:41.000 Oh, God.
00:16:43.000 What's a singing one?
00:16:44.000 Look out, boy!
00:16:46.000 Look behind yourself!
00:16:48.000 Ow! 1.00
00:16:49.000 Is that a song?
00:16:50.000 That's you.
00:16:51.000 No it's not.
00:16:52.000 Let's hear your singing.
00:16:53.000 This one is about... Can you put it down if I can't understand?
00:16:56.000 This is about like antifa chicks basically. 0.99
00:16:59.000 Filthy, unpretty, and not too smart. 1.00
00:17:01.000 No brains, all heart. 1.00
00:17:03.000 Bleeding heart.
00:17:04.000 Blue hair.
00:17:05.000 A little flat there, right?
00:17:07.000 Farts in public and she just don't care. 1.00
00:17:10.000 She's... 1.00
00:17:14.000 Now this part starts slapping around, so buckle in your seatbelts.
00:17:26.000 Brian, you have hurt my ears today. 0.54
00:17:35.000 Dude, that was actually so ballsy for you to play the gayest song I've ever heard in my life. 1.00
00:17:41.000 Did you hear the, now you haven't heard the Dire Straits like solo.
00:17:49.000 No, no. 1.00
00:17:50.000 Go back to, like, fuck this, fuck that, fuck smart. 1.00
00:17:54.000 Dude, that's so embarrassing. 1.00
00:17:56.000 How do you get parmesan in the sauce?
00:17:58.000 Wow.
00:17:59.000 Because she loves parmesan.
00:18:00.000 I feel like, you know when you have a cold shower and you sort of feel, like, cleansed?
00:18:04.000 Aren't you embarrassed? 0.99
00:18:05.000 I've been washed over with your gayness. 1.00
00:18:07.000 Brian, you have hurt me today. 1.00
00:18:10.000 That was embarrassing.
00:18:11.000 I'm not embarrassed.
00:18:13.000 I think that rules.
00:18:14.000 I took creative choices.
00:18:17.000 Wow.
00:18:18.000 That's the gayest music I've ever heard. 1.00
00:18:20.000 It's literally not.
00:18:21.000 I got, and there's plenty more.
00:18:22.000 Yeah, yeah, I'm sure there is.
00:18:24.000 Just go to my, no, you can go to YouTube, you can go to YouTube Music, you can go to Apple Music.
00:18:29.000 Jesus.
00:18:30.000 SoundCloud.
00:18:31.000 Anyway, get back to Need of Fashions. 0.99
00:18:33.000 So Need of Fashions, needoffashions.com.
00:18:36.000 Contact them on Instagram.
00:18:38.000 They will set you up with a new look. 0.95
00:18:43.000 They used to go to hotel rooms and they would measure everyone and then make you shirts and suits and shit.
00:18:51.000 But now they do it online and that's who I use. 0.77
00:18:55.000 That's why I look so sartorial.
00:18:58.000 Because I use these guys.
00:19:00.000 And you know what's great about them too?
00:19:04.000 When they're getting clients from our show, they interview them about the show.
00:19:10.000 And they say things like, we want more things about Gavin's theology, Gavin's faith. 0.98
00:19:16.000 We want to hear more about... sit down interviews, shit like that. 0.90
00:19:21.000 But, uh, Need of Fashions is a great way to have a perfectly tailored suit, shirt, pants, for an affordable price. 0.98
00:19:29.000 I've always said it's for cheap, rich guys.
00:19:32.000 And that's how I heard about it.
00:19:33.000 When I was at Fox News, the producers there would be like, you gotta meet me at Need of Fashions.
00:19:39.000 We're doing a thing on Thursday.
00:19:41.000 Go there.
00:19:42.000 They'll measure you at the hotel.
00:19:44.000 And I know that dude personally, by the way.
00:19:45.000 That's the guy.
00:19:47.000 And, uh, we'll set you up.
00:19:50.000 And it's great too.
00:19:50.000 Once they get your sort of blueprint, you can start looking at swaths and getting new shirts, new suits, new ideas.
00:19:59.000 And when you get fat, as you want to do, they let out your pants. 0.97
00:20:05.000 So it's fucking awesome, dude. 0.98
00:20:08.000 Get one suit. 0.99
00:20:09.000 Get a suit for funerals.
00:20:10.000 Get a suit for job interviews.
00:20:12.000 If you're blue collar and you never wear suits, you need one suit that fits you perfectly.
00:20:16.000 And you look so professional when you show up at the event and your top button isn't undone. 0.97
00:20:22.000 And it's like, wow, this guy's always in Carhartt overalls, but now that our sister died, he looks fucking amazing. 0.99
00:20:29.000 Yeah, because he has his shit together. 0.99
00:20:32.000 Because he contacted Nita Fashions. 0.99
00:20:37.000 Not anymore.
00:20:38.000 You're out with Nita Fashions. 0.76
00:20:39.000 When I lose 20 more pounds and I'm down to 185, I'm gonna buy me a suit from Nita Fashions.
00:20:45.000 I'll buy you a suit.
00:20:46.000 There we go.
00:20:48.000 So you were supposed to be dead this episode.
00:20:50.000 No.
00:20:51.000 I'm gonna Skype from the hospital next week.
00:20:54.000 Because I'll be recovering.
00:20:57.000 Okay.
00:20:59.000 Um, I felt bad for you when you described this behind us, but I've been talking to people since and they go, it's actually just like having wisdom teeth pulled.
00:21:09.000 I don't know about that.
00:21:12.000 They go, it's not that crazy.
00:21:14.000 Well, I've had the cameras go up through there, but I've never had the burning of the inside of the heart.
00:21:21.000 Yeah.
00:21:23.000 But yeah, it's not a big deal.
00:21:24.000 Apparently you're going to live.
00:21:26.000 Oh, I plan on it.
00:21:28.000 Good news.
00:21:31.000 So, we're going to dip into letters.
00:21:35.000 We're five minutes away from Letters Town.
00:21:38.000 But before we do that, we should probably explain what's been going on this past 24 hours. 0.97
00:21:46.000 Anthony Cumia raped me. 0.91
00:21:48.000 No. 0.99
00:21:48.000 Oh, okay. 0.99
00:21:49.000 I thought we were going to do that again.
00:21:50.000 You just bailed on it?
00:21:52.000 I actually have a thing to say.
00:21:55.000 That's amazing.
00:21:58.000 Yeah, look up the micro corg.
00:22:01.000 Like my wife, my wife was almost in tears.
00:22:03.000 My wife is such a Midwesterner. 1.00
00:22:06.000 Forget the Indian shit. 1.00
00:22:07.000 That's irrelevant. 1.00
00:22:08.000 She's a Midwesterner and she hates conflict. 0.78
00:22:10.000 So the fact that I was mad about the micro corg, uh, she's like, should you be coming to dinner with us? 1.00
00:22:17.000 Cause I'm sick, right? 0.65
00:22:18.000 She's like, you're sick. 0.98
00:22:19.000 Uh, you're a bummer. 0.99
00:22:21.000 You're being too negative. 1.00
00:22:23.000 And then my fucking daughter, we're driving through the city and she sees Beacon Hill High School, and she goes, OH MY GOD! 1.00
00:22:30.000 BEACON HILL HIGH SCHOOL! 1.00
00:22:31.000 THAT'S MY FRIEND'S SCHOOL!
00:22:33.000 FROM CAMP, THAT'S MY FRIEND'S SCHOOL! 1.00
00:22:37.000 So I obviously go, shut the fuck up, what are you doing? 1.00
00:22:42.000 It's your friend's school, be quiet, calm down. 1.00
00:22:46.000 And then my wife is like, I can tell she's crying. 1.00
00:22:50.000 Because I told my daughter to shut the fuck up. 1.00
00:22:52.000 Now, I wouldn't tell my daughter to shut the fuck up. 1.00
00:22:54.000 She went, oh what the? 0.99
00:22:56.000 Beacon High School, that's my friend's school.
00:23:00.000 She was screaming at the top of her lungs. 0.94
00:23:03.000 So I got annoyed.
00:23:05.000 Now, look up microcorg like for beginners.
00:23:11.000 This is what I was doing all morning.
00:23:15.000 And I hate how so much of the presents my wife buys for my kids are homework assignments for me.
00:23:23.000 Okay, this is gonna be really easy. 0.98
00:23:24.000 By the way, first of all, first of all, first of all, why isn't the whole fucking thing in the shot? 0.93
00:23:30.000 Why are you in the top corner? 0.97
00:23:32.000 We'll work as fast as possible.
00:23:36.000 Patch bank.
00:23:37.000 You have 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 patch banks here.
00:23:41.000 I don't know what a patch bank is.
00:23:42.000 Both the A and B side.
00:23:44.000 What's that mean?
00:23:44.000 So right now I'm in trance.
00:23:45.000 What are you talking about?
00:23:46.000 You can ignore these bank titles.
00:23:49.000 What?
00:23:49.000 Whatever.
00:23:50.000 And then when you're in a bank, you can push these program numbers down to switch between different patches.
00:23:57.000 What are patches?
00:23:58.000 Sounds.
00:23:59.000 Okay.
00:24:01.000 So you have eight sounds per whatever knob turn you know like it says trance whatever you could ignore those and you can make those banks different things and there's eight patches per bank.
00:24:11.000 So are those pre-programmed or is that like?
00:24:14.000 You can program them I'm sure but they're pre-programmed out the box.
00:24:17.000 Okay.
00:24:19.000 So these are the A patches under Trance.
00:24:22.000 Oh and then there's a B side.
00:24:23.000 So there's 16 actually.
00:24:25.000 I can go to the B patches.
00:24:27.000 So under this Trance or Bank 1, you have A and 8B.
00:24:35.000 Is everyone as lost as me right now?
00:24:37.000 No, I get it.
00:24:38.000 Hey look, you can make a song right now.
00:24:43.000 So look. 1.00
00:24:50.000 You know the sad thing about these tools is that the only people smart enough to figure out how they work are retarded and make shitty music. 1.00
00:25:01.000 But then there's me too. 0.99
00:25:02.000 Exactly. 1.00
00:25:14.000 And then I'm worried my daughter thinks that I think she's stupid. 1.00
00:25:17.000 And I'm like, no, I don't think you're stupid. 1.00
00:25:19.000 No one can figure this out. 1.00
00:25:20.000 Go back to that instructional video.
00:25:29.000 Simple stuff.
00:25:30.000 Simple.
00:25:33.000 Let's look at up here.
00:25:36.000 Okay.
00:25:37.000 So I know what's going on.
00:25:38.000 Look at that chart.
00:25:39.000 Those are effects.
00:25:40.000 That is a encyclopedia.
00:25:44.000 Yes.
00:25:44.000 Of terms.
00:25:47.000 For a 15 year old girl.
00:25:50.000 Okay but it looks like see where it says synth?
00:25:53.000 That's only that many. 1.00
00:25:55.000 For vocoder you got a bunch of shit. 0.98
00:25:58.000 So that's good, because the vocoder you don't use too much. 0.99
00:26:01.000 I'm already lost.
00:26:01.000 ...modification dials.
00:26:04.000 Let's look at these five dials up here.
00:26:07.000 And if both these lights are on, that means you're in play or performance mode, I forget what it's called, doesn't really matter, but it means that these dials up here are going to be the cutoff, renaissance, EG attack, EG release, and temple.
00:26:21.000 It's resonance, he said renaissance.
00:26:23.000 And have nothing to do with what's under them here.
00:26:26.000 Okay so what he explained is those are different characteristics of those sounds so like if you were to go in here this has a very similar thing you get you pick one of these things see the cutoff resonance.
00:26:40.000 You're explaining Chinese to me and Chinese is retarded. 1.00
00:26:48.000 See, cut off what it does, it goes boom boom, or it lets it rock. 0.89
00:26:52.000 But you can cut it off, make it more staccato.
00:26:55.000 So you're going to be playing with that a lot.
00:26:57.000 Resonance.
00:26:59.000 It's pretty easy.
00:27:00.000 Why did my daughter get this for her birthday? 1.00
00:27:02.000 It's fucking stupid. 1.00
00:27:03.000 It's a waste of time. 1.00
00:27:05.000 Kick a little cash my way, I got some lessons I could probably impart some knowledge.
00:27:10.000 Uh, you know how to work a micro-cook?
00:27:12.000 I have a, well I have a similar thing, yeah.
00:27:15.000 I have a, um, it's not as cool.
00:27:18.000 Mine is very limited.
00:27:20.000 But it's the same, it's a MIDI controller. 1.00
00:27:21.000 Why does my daughter have something better than your retarded shit? 1.00
00:27:26.000 Because her parents have more money. 1.00
00:27:27.000 Because my wife spoils her. 1.00
00:27:30.000 That's true.
00:27:31.000 We spent $2,500 a day this month.
00:27:32.000 Oof.
00:27:37.000 My family's just hemorrhaging cash.
00:27:39.000 I cannot, it cannot continue.
00:27:42.000 It's insane.
00:27:46.000 She makes beats and sells beats.
00:27:47.000 That's very lucrative.
00:27:49.000 No, it's not. 1.00
00:27:50.000 Fuck. 1.00
00:27:51.000 Selling beats? 1.00
00:27:52.000 Jesus Christ.
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00:27:59.000 But really, you can hide anything in there.
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00:28:08.000 Now, we can't have guns because we're in New York.
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00:28:19.000 Baseball bats. 1.00
00:28:20.000 I wish we lived in a place where you live where you could have fucking tons of guns. 0.99
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00:28:49.000 Now, we've had Tim at Tactical Walls on the show.
00:28:52.000 Yeah.
00:28:52.000 It didn't go great.
00:28:54.000 There we go.
00:28:56.000 Ryan has done a terrible job of his tactical walls, and that's the great thing about tactical walls.
00:29:02.000 You can make it look awesome, like this we see here, this mod wall, or you can make it look terrible, like Ryan's thing, where he has like a random mug, and Billy... Peewee Harming?
00:29:14.000 Billy, what's his name?
00:29:15.000 Billy Baloney from fuckin' Peewee's Playhouse. 0.98
00:29:21.000 Just shockingly bad. 0.94
00:29:24.000 So Ryan's failed as he's want to do.
00:29:27.000 But you don't have to fail.
00:29:29.000 When you do your tactical walls, it will look awesome.
00:29:32.000 And I've seen guys who collect guns and I've seen the handguns in the boop boop boop boop boop things with the AR-15s and the rifles and the shotguns all lining up. 0.98
00:29:42.000 It's fucking beautiful, man. 0.97
00:29:45.000 Why buy guns if you're not willing to display them beautifully? 0.99
00:29:49.000 And that's what tactical walls does.
00:29:51.000 All right.
00:29:53.000 We are going behind the paywall now.
00:29:55.000 We've had enough of you.
00:30:00.000 And that's that.
00:30:01.000 There's some vids too if you're interested. 0.98
00:30:03.000 Tons of fucking stuff that'll help you out. 0.97
00:30:08.000 No thanks. 1.00
00:30:09.000 So we're gonna read a bunch of letters.
00:30:11.000 And hang out for the next hour and a half.
00:30:14.000 And we like you more than a friend and thanks for tuning in.
00:30:17.000 Goodbye.
00:30:18.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave and never stop fighting!
00:30:22.000 We're good to go.