Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes


GOML LIVE #116 - REIDTARD WORLD (Part 1)


Summary

Gavin McInnes and Ryan Katsu Rivera are back in New York after a trip to Germany. Gavin talks about his trip, Ryan talks about the moon, and they talk about Billy Baloney. Also, Gavin buys a Gucci belt and Ryan buys a Carhartt sweatshirt. Get Off My Lawn is a production of Native Creative Podcasts and produced by Riley Bray and Evan Handyside. Our theme song is Come Alone by Suneaters, courtesy of Lotuspool Records. Art: Mackenzie Moore Music: Hayden Coplen Editor: Will Witwer Editor: Patrick Muldowney Mixer: Matthew Boll Special thanks to our sponsor, Tactical Tactical, for sponsoring the show. We'd like to thank them for all the support they've shown so far, and we'll be looking out for them in the future for new sponsorships and sponsorships. Thank you so much for all your support, we really appreciate it. Get off My Lawn! Logo by Native Creative and our theme song by Skynyrd by Fountains of Wayne Parris Music by PSOVOD and tyops is a mashup of a song written and performed by a local band called "I'm Ready to Die" by the band "Ready To Die" by The Goodfellas Join us on Anchor.fm/GetOffMyLawn Subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts! Subscribe on iTunes and leave us a review on Podulay Leave Us on Podchaser or Podchord Send us your thoughts/tweet on iTunes & we'll get a shoutout on the show in next week's episode of the podCast if you're ready to die? Thanks! and we're listening to your thoughts on the pod? and other things like that's a review? or any other podcast you'd like us to shout it out on a podcast you're listening out! or your thoughts about it's a good one or your favorite thing we should send us out on it's got a song about it? can we do it on the next episode or a review or a song we should we send it out to someone else did it on a review it's good enough, we'll review it on Instafood or something like it's funny or something else?


Transcript

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!
00:01:03.000 How do you say Germany in German?
00:01:16.000 Deutschland.
00:01:16.000 Deutschland, of course.
00:01:19.000 German band there.
00:01:20.000 Kind of a weirdly ironic band sent in by a baby monster.
00:01:25.000 They're called, like, Ready to Die or something?
00:01:30.000 H-G-E-D-T.
00:01:33.000 I don't know.
00:01:33.000 When you sound that out, it sounds like I'm ready to die.
00:01:37.000 And that guy is a German politician who is still active today, but he was famous for sentencing the Nazis.
00:01:47.000 Getting the Nazi bad guys.
00:01:49.000 Germany could probably move on from that around now.
00:01:53.000 Yes, you were bad.
00:01:55.000 All's forgiven.
00:01:55.000 Let's move on.
00:01:58.000 Welcome back to the show.
00:01:59.000 This is the Thursday live show starring my co-host Ryan Katsu Rivera.
00:02:07.000 Do you still feel ill from our trip?
00:02:10.000 I never really felt ill.
00:02:12.000 I just had a cough, but I feel great.
00:02:15.000 I felt great the whole time.
00:02:16.000 Okay.
00:02:18.000 I fought many men today and they didn't hold back and I don't like that.
00:02:24.000 It was like bar fights.
00:02:25.000 Did you win?
00:02:26.000 No, it was sparring, but they were punching me really hard in the head.
00:02:31.000 When's your fight with the Jewish guy?
00:02:33.000 October 14th.
00:02:34.000 Okay.
00:02:35.000 Don't call him the Jewish guy.
00:02:36.000 That's how you, that's, I only know it from you.
00:02:39.000 That's how you told me about him.
00:02:42.000 He's a Sagittarius.
00:02:44.000 Okay.
00:02:44.000 That's how I see it.
00:02:46.000 Good thing his Venus will be rising then.
00:02:49.000 On the 14th?
00:02:50.000 Yeah.
00:02:51.000 The 14th?
00:02:51.000 Are you sure?
00:02:52.000 Because Pluto is in... Crosses over, waxes over the Neptune, but... How could Pluto be where it is, that close to the Sun, and also have Venus rising?
00:03:03.000 Because I think he's a Taurus moon.
00:03:05.000 You mentioned he's a Taurus moon?
00:03:06.000 Oh, right.
00:03:06.000 Taurus moon.
00:03:09.000 We had a barmaid like that for a while, Liz, and I would say dumb shit like that, and she'd go, You let on that you don't know anything about astrology, but you know some shit!
00:03:20.000 And you would just make shit up.
00:03:21.000 Oh, make up.
00:03:22.000 I don't know anything about that dumb, made-up fucking... It makes Scientology look like physics.
00:03:27.000 Fucking... So yeah, welcome to the show.
00:03:31.000 Ryan, did you show your ugly face?
00:03:32.000 Yes, you did.
00:03:33.000 I did.
00:03:33.000 Yeah, and I straightened my... Me and my wife helped me straighten my hair.
00:03:37.000 In the back.
00:03:38.000 Why'd you do that?
00:03:39.000 I don't know.
00:03:40.000 I just wanted to see what it looked like to have like a Joe Dirt.
00:03:43.000 So you straightened the back of your hair, but you left the front of your hair curly.
00:03:46.000 Right.
00:03:47.000 And what's your favorite thing about Billy Baloney behind you?
00:03:53.000 What's my favorite thing about him?
00:03:54.000 Yeah.
00:03:55.000 Oh, that he's just the greatest.
00:03:56.000 I mean, I think Mr. Rogers said it best when he said,
00:04:02.000 Billy Baloney.
00:04:04.000 You don't know who Billy Baloney is.
00:04:06.000 He's the puppet which is the friend of Pee Wee Herman.
00:04:09.000 Which is the bald eagle.
00:04:10.000 This is a shirt my wife got me in Madison, Wisconsin.
00:04:15.000 She was thrifting.
00:04:16.000 And then I bought this.
00:04:18.000 I'm starting my new look.
00:04:19.000 Not for the show.
00:04:20.000 The show I'll still wear suits.
00:04:22.000 But my new look is working class LARP.
00:04:26.000 That's good.
00:04:26.000 Like I was at the pub the other day and some of the guys from my gym came by.
00:04:30.000 And I had on like Carhartt's, I had a chainsaw sweatshirt for, what's it called, that chainsaw company?
00:04:39.000 Farts, what are they called?
00:04:41.000 DeWalt?
00:04:41.000 Yeah, I had a DeWalt sweatshirt on.
00:04:44.000 And then I had a Gucci belt.
00:04:45.000 And he's like, you're trying to fucking look all tough, all working class, and you go and you always fuck it up with like a Gucci belt.
00:04:53.000 And I'm like, Ryan, his name's also Ryan, that's not a fuck up, dude.
00:04:58.000 This is my look right Carhartt overalls with a Gucci wallet Yeah, and the guy saved up to get the Gucci wallet like he fancies himself a Gucci man.
00:05:07.000 I love one item.
00:05:08.000 Yeah, I like Jamaican White trash like they'll have white trash black trash.
00:05:13.000 They'll have a house in cinder blocks.
00:05:15.000 Mm-hmm
00:05:16.000 And then they'll have a Range Rover in the driveway.
00:05:18.000 I like that kind of opulence.
00:05:20.000 Yep.
00:05:21.000 I'm not into Italian opulence with the column.
00:05:25.000 Anyway, sorry.
00:05:26.000 Lots of different tangents.
00:05:28.000 We still haven't started the show.
00:05:28.000 We'd like to thank our sponsor, Tactical Walls.
00:05:32.000 Why spend money on guns when they just sit in a closet somewhere?
00:05:37.000 I understand if you're in New York, everything has to be in a safe, locked up.
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00:05:47.000 Ryan here lives in a gun-free zone called New York City, and his desk, what can he fit on his tactical wall?
00:05:56.000 He's got a Billy Baloney, he's got a Pee Wee Herman, he's got a fake shit, literally.
00:06:02.000 He's got a mug I bought in Paris in Pigalle of a penis going into a butthole.
00:06:08.000 He's got a statue my wife got me that says, please be a fart.
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00:06:15.000 That's all we can put up here.
00:06:16.000 If you are lucky enough to live in a place where you can own guns, then you should proudly display them.
00:06:21.000 They're not cheap.
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00:06:39.000 You know what I just realized right now?
00:06:41.000 I don't think I've ever seen an ugly gun.
00:06:43.000 No.
00:06:44.000 I've never seen a gun.
00:06:45.000 I have guns that I would prefer to have, and guns that I wouldn't be dying to have.
00:06:50.000 I've never seen one gun ever in my life where I went, ugh, gross.
00:06:54.000 I mean, 99% of cars make me puke.
00:06:56.000 Car 98s?
00:06:57.000 The sniper rifles?
00:07:05.000 I don't know what that is.
00:07:06.000 It's a weapon.
00:07:07.000 It's a weapon.
00:07:08.000 It's a weapon.
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00:07:26.000 I'm guessing that's 15% off.
00:07:29.000 Yeah, it's 15% off.
00:07:34.000 See, that's the problem with the copy guy.
00:07:35.000 I don't read his copy that he writes for us because he's not a writer.
00:07:41.000 See, sales guys are great at sales, but they tend not to be great at other stuff.
00:07:45.000 And then they often write copy, and it's pathetic.
00:07:47.000 Actually, just bring me that over.
00:07:49.000 Let's just, let me tell you what ad sales guys, and by the way, I never disparage ad sales guy.
00:07:55.000 Shane Advice made me a multimillionaire.
00:07:59.000 My buddy at Rooster, when I had the ad agency.
00:08:02.000 I hate sales.
00:08:04.000 I hate doing it, because I hate no.
00:08:06.000 When people say no to me, I get pissed off.
00:08:08.000 I want to just go, fuck you.
00:08:10.000 Same with like when I, my kids, like if my kids apply to something and they don't get in, I want to beat everyone up.
00:08:15.000 So I'm not good at sales.
00:08:17.000 But here's what the sales guy wrote.
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00:08:32.000 So these walls are better than the president's testicles, which no one who watches the show likes Joe Biden's balls.
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00:08:43.000 Some of the things on the site are good for hiding guns, but others are just displaying them in a very proud way.
00:08:50.000 Your toots, boos, and reefer and all other fun.
00:08:55.000 This is, no.
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00:08:58.000 What is this guy talking about?
00:09:02.000 Uh, Tactical Walls are made by Tactical Tim.
00:09:03.000 Yes, Tactical Tim.
00:09:04.000 Good friend of mine.
00:09:05.000 Had him on the show here.
00:09:06.000 Hung out with him, uh, for 13 hours in a row.
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00:09:15.000 Oh, no.
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00:09:17.000 Oh, dang.
00:09:18.000 20% off.
00:09:19.000 But the promo code is... Gavin15.
00:09:22.000 Okay.
00:09:23.000 Okay.
00:09:25.000 I ain't gonna judge.
00:09:25.000 I ain't gonna judge.
00:09:28.000 So as you know, the way this show works is we read letters.
00:09:33.000 What are you doing there?
00:09:34.000 You're presenting the tactical wall?
00:09:36.000 Yep.
00:09:36.000 Okay.
00:09:38.000 We read letters for the first hour and then we take calls for the second hour.
00:09:42.000 It's a way to communicate with you people.
00:09:45.000 It's also free for the first half hour and it's released as a podcast.
00:09:50.000 I used to just do the podcast where I'd say one sentence and then make the whole podcast about that, but I don't do that anymore.
00:09:58.000 Oh, right.
00:09:59.000 Doesn't pay the bills.
00:10:01.000 Yeah.
00:10:03.000 There's too much generosity with a lot of content these days.
00:10:07.000 Although I did, I will be giving out free content on Getter.
00:10:11.000 Get on Getter.
00:10:12.000 I'm trying it now.
00:10:14.000 So it is alleged, G-E-T-T-R, it is allegedly a ban-free Twitter.
00:10:23.000 Now, I'm scrolling through it now.
00:10:24.000 I'm following Dinesh D'Souza, who posts way too much.
00:10:28.000 The Epoch Times, Jack Posobiec.
00:10:32.000 Both those guys post too much.
00:10:34.000 In fact, this entire time I've been talking, there's been Dinesh D'Souza and Jack Posobiec again and again.
00:10:40.000 Carpe Donctum is on there.
00:10:41.000 Look how well you blend into the screen here.
00:10:45.000 Yeah.
00:10:45.000 Look how cohesive.
00:10:48.000 Okay.
00:10:50.000 Yeah, so it's allegedly the new Twitter.
00:10:52.000 So let's get all the baby monsters on this.
00:10:56.000 G-E-T-T-R.
00:10:59.000 Also, Baby Monsters, let's torment Amy Siskind more.
00:11:03.000 She's fun to annoy.
00:11:05.000 What did Tucker Carlson describe her as?
00:11:08.000 A finance fiend who now tweets for a living.
00:11:11.000 Because I was looking at her Twitter the other day and I can't comment on anything because I'm not on Twitter.
00:11:17.000 I'm banned.
00:11:18.000 But I'd love it if you guys would just go there and be a thorn in her side.
00:11:23.000 She's tormented me and my family and I'd appreciate some revenge.
00:11:27.000 Pull her up.
00:11:29.000 Amy Siskind on Twitter.
00:11:31.000 A truly vile cunt of a woman who is the Pied Piper of bored housewives.
00:11:38.000 And what she does is she torments local conservatives.
00:11:42.000 She's a... Who's this now?
00:11:47.000 Someone calling me?
00:11:50.000 She, her.
00:11:53.000 She, her.
00:11:55.000 If your pronouns are normal, should you bother announcing them?
00:12:00.000 Like, when it comes to referring to me, you can just do what you probably were going to do anyway and just do she, her.
00:12:06.000 Isn't that redundant?
00:12:07.000 It's more important if you are a regular cisgender, because then you're showing you're playing the game.
00:12:13.000 Why don't you just put in your bio, no allergies.
00:12:16.000 Hey, if anyone's making me anything to eat, I have no, don't worry about it.
00:12:22.000 So I'll be part of a Zoom event on September 22nd.
00:12:26.000 What's the date today?
00:12:28.000 Oh, shoot, that was yesterday.
00:12:30.000 Crud.
00:12:30.000 First day of fall yesterday.
00:12:32.000 Farts.
00:12:33.000 Keep going down.
00:12:35.000 And it's stupid.
00:12:36.000 Don't just do, you know, nothing wrong with that.
00:12:40.000 That's funny for mobbing shiz and stuff.
00:12:42.000 But it's more intelligent to
00:12:46.000 Contradict her and show the flaws with her plan like so go back up here Is it me New Yorkers?
00:12:54.000 Is it me New Yorkers?
00:12:55.000 Or do things seem so much more calm since Hochul became governor?
00:12:59.000 Just quiet competence.
00:13:02.000 It's nice and For that one you could say like Yeah
00:13:10.000 She's definitely not killed as many senior citizens.
00:13:14.000 That's a fun one.
00:13:17.000 Or, I don't recall you complaining about Cuomo when he murdered old people.
00:13:22.000 That's a fun one.
00:13:24.000 Now, let's go to number two here.
00:13:25.000 Recognize this man.
00:13:26.000 Where's Mayo?
00:13:27.000 Proud Boy's photo symbolizes heated debate over D-E-I-S-O.
00:13:33.000 So she's trying to dox a guy.
00:13:37.000 Click on this though.
00:13:40.000 What's this story?
00:13:41.000 She's obsessed with Proud Boys.
00:13:43.000 And by the way...
00:13:45.000 Why are journalists obsessed with Proud Boys?
00:13:47.000 Because they have shitty lives.
00:13:51.000 Siskin destroyed her own marriage with infidelity, cheated on her husband with a woman while she was nine months pregnant, I believe.
00:13:59.000 And so when Proud Boys represent family and put a ring on it and make babies, if you have fucked one of those up, then it makes you feel bad.
00:14:10.000 So if you discredit the club, well, then now I don't feel so bad.
00:14:15.000 If the critics say your album sucks, and you discover, you work on pointing out that this critic is a pedophile, well now who cares that they hate your album?
00:14:25.000 It's actually a good thing.
00:14:26.000 So, so much of Proud Boy's criticism is based on people with their own shitty families.
00:14:34.000 Anyway, Proud Boy's photo symbolizes heated debate over DEISOS.
00:14:37.000 I don't understand this, do you?
00:14:39.000 Go, let's see the first paragraph.
00:14:43.000 Westchester.
00:14:44.000 Social media posting about Proud Boys in Briarcliff on August 5th and a photo of a mystery man in a gray suit.
00:14:51.000 Who is this unmasked man?
00:14:52.000 The above photo has been circulating on social media since an August 5th protest held in Briarcliff Manor for NYA.
00:14:58.000 A New York State GOP fundraiser attended by former President Trump included members of the Proud Boys.
00:15:03.000 Also attended were progressive Democrats.
00:15:05.000 So this is back when
00:15:09.000 Trump was playing golf in Westchester and because Amy lives nearby she was outraged and her and her friends protested it and then there was a place higher up in Briarcliff Manor I believe where he also played golf which tends to be a little more MAGA and there were Proud Boys there.
00:15:28.000 What's the big deal?
00:15:29.000 Many Democrats, progressives and indivisible members.
00:15:32.000 Indivisible members.
00:15:33.000 Yeah.
00:15:33.000 There's this thing called Indivisible Westchester, where the people of Westchester fight for equality.
00:15:40.000 Now, the irony here is overwhelming because Westchester is alarmingly white, especially the people involved in Indivisible Westchester.
00:15:48.000 Indivisible members all send their kids to white schools.
00:15:51.000 They practice eugenics, yet they spend their days virtue signaling about
00:15:59.000 Diversity and how open they are to it.
00:16:01.000 If you were to send one colored person to their kid's school, they would have a motherfucking heart attack.
00:16:08.000 If the school boards dare rezoned their areas and made their schools more diverse, they would be packing their bags that afternoon.
00:16:18.000 You know, I was thinking about this the other day, how people could live in areas so white and pretend they're so diverse.
00:16:24.000 You know what I think it might be?
00:16:27.000 Their staff.
00:16:29.000 They're like, we have our maid is from Zimbabwe and she lives in the house.
00:16:34.000 We consider her family.
00:16:36.000 She's a one of our, so therefore now you have a black family member.
00:16:42.000 So we're diverse now.
00:16:45.000 And they do this, I'm basing this too on their talk of restaurants, right?
00:16:49.000 Because they're like, I love diversity.
00:16:51.000 You can have Somalian food one night, Mexican the other.
00:16:54.000 It's all servants.
00:16:55.000 When they talk about diversity, they really are about a diversity of servants.
00:17:01.000 Anyway, Amy sums that up.
00:17:03.000 So, uh, I don't know exactly how you'd handle that particular gripe because I'm not sure.
00:17:09.000 Oh, here's one you could do for that one.
00:17:11.000 You could be like, oh, is this when you were mad that Trump was playing golf?
00:17:17.000 Yeah.
00:17:19.000 So just go through her tweets, because it's 100% of her existence, and just contradict her, criticize her, don't torment her, don't do anything lame like you're a fat ugly bitch or anything stupid like that.
00:17:31.000 Even Trump was mad when he was playing golf.
00:17:49.000 A baby monster sent that into us.
00:17:51.000 I didn't even include it in the notes because it's so boring I just love Trump cursing.
00:17:56.000 I miss him.
00:17:57.000 Yeah, but that's such so uneventful Everyone says about every shitty hole and that hole looks like a nightmare.
00:18:02.000 It does look like it's nothing but water to the green Do you know when I played golf with Ryan last he got a golf ball stuck in a tree yeah, and it would not come out and Then he threw his golf club at the tree thinking that would dislodge it
00:18:19.000 Yeah.
00:18:20.000 I figure it's gotta be hanging by a thread.
00:18:23.000 Hanging by a thread.
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00:21:24.000 We'll be getting to Letters in a second, but before we do, I would like to say that I saw Billy Idol last night.
00:21:34.000 You know what's weird?
00:21:35.000 The first two songs sucked.
00:21:37.000 You know why?
00:21:37.000 Because he's old.
00:21:40.000 You gotta warm up.
00:21:42.000 Literally like your bones the blood gets gotta get flowing he did the first song was like rock the cradle of love Which I don't like that was when he was a crackhead, and then he did dancing with myself, which is a very Jumpy song you should be going nuts for that, and he wasn't he was sort of like he had those legs remember Bobby D Bobby De Niro in the Irishman yeah when he beats the shit out of that guy could you pull that up I?
00:22:10.000 And Bobby De Niro was CGI'd to look young.
00:22:14.000 And I don't like the way that looks, but it's especially bad in Star Wars.
00:22:19.000 It kind of ruined the new Pee Wee Herman.
00:22:21.000 They get into that uncanny valley where they just look weird.
00:22:27.000 Ew, gross.
00:22:29.000 I never liked that shit.
00:22:31.000 But anyway, one thing you can't get past is an old man's body.
00:22:36.000 We move different.
00:22:38.000 Okay?
00:22:39.000 And look at the way he beats the shit out of this guy.
00:22:43.000 Look at this.
00:22:43.000 Look at this.
00:22:45.000 There it is!
00:22:46.000 There it is!
00:22:50.000 Look at those kicks!
00:22:54.000 The little girl's more worried about him than the other guy.
00:23:10.000 Uh, I hope you're not offended if I bring a magazine and I read some articles.
00:23:14.000 I might read some celebrity gossip as you kick the shit out of me.
00:23:18.000 Look at that kick!
00:23:19.000 That was so... Oh my god, that's so bad!
00:23:21.000 The little arm... Dude, go back to his kicking in the head.
00:23:25.000 The acting there with the head going back was... pathetic!
00:23:30.000 This is a student film.
00:23:32.000 Watch his head.
00:23:34.000 Oh, you kicked me!
00:23:35.000 Oh, you kicked me!
00:23:37.000 This is an NYU movie.
00:23:43.000 That's what I do when people stand on my hand, I go... Anyway, I don't want to disparage Saint Billy.
00:23:53.000 He's my idol.
00:23:55.000 He changed my life forever.
00:23:56.000 The song White Wedding altered the trajectory of my life forever.
00:24:00.000 But I gotta say... Seeming a little stiff... He did, um...
00:24:12.000 He did 100 punks though.
00:24:18.000 I think this is the exact concert.
00:24:21.000 922 Capitol Theater, Port Chester.
00:24:23.000 Yeah, I was there.
00:24:26.000 That's handy.
00:24:28.000 So he's warmed up now.
00:24:29.000 This is like two-thirds of the way in.
00:24:31.000 But do you see some De Niro in him?
00:24:35.000 This is not the guy who used to hop.
00:24:44.000 Dude, I appreciate the footage.
00:24:46.000 We're talking about this on the show, so it's very handy.
00:24:50.000 But why didn't you just enjoy the show?
00:24:52.000 Why were you documenting it for us?
00:24:58.000 He's not the only one.
00:24:59.000 There's those guys, too, to the right.
00:25:01.000 We're in their videos.
00:25:01.000 Oh, everyone was.
00:25:02.000 No, it was crazy.
00:25:06.000 I've been having bad luck going out with my wife these days where I'm inevitably sitting next to a 10.
00:25:12.000 Like we go to some fancy Korean barbecue that's in Koreatown at the top of some high-rise.
00:25:21.000 Woman right there.
00:25:22.000 Fucking half-white flip.
00:25:25.000 10.
00:25:25.000 So I have to keep looking away.
00:25:27.000 And then the woman sitting next to us was at this thing.
00:25:29.000 Some white-haired 45-year-old was with, like, a 30-year-old 10.
00:25:34.000 Look, he's still got Steve Stevens.
00:25:36.000 Nice.
00:25:37.000 You were hoping for that.
00:25:38.000 I was hoping for that.
00:25:39.000 I got what I had paid for.
00:25:40.000 I got my Generation X. They did the 100 Punk song.
00:25:44.000 Where were you standing at?
00:25:46.000 I was in $150 seats in the balcony.
00:25:49.000 Okay.
00:25:50.000 But comfy, and you got a good view.
00:25:52.000 Yes.
00:25:53.000 Okay.
00:25:55.000 Everybody masked, or vexed, or whatever?
00:25:59.000 There was barely any masks.
00:26:01.000 Well, that rules.
00:26:02.000 And I've been training a lot for this fight, so it's increasing my testosterone, so I'm becoming a real dick to people.
00:26:09.000 And this woman goes, I go, where am I seated here?
00:26:13.000 She works there, and she goes, I can't see that.
00:26:15.000 I don't have my glasses.
00:26:16.000 And I'm like, you can't do your job!
00:26:18.000 Yeah, that's your job.
00:26:19.000 You're no longer qualified to do your job.
00:26:22.000 Tell that to your boss.
00:26:23.000 Look at his weird face.
00:26:24.000 Doesn't he look like a monkey?
00:26:26.000 It looks like he's got an old man mask on a little bit.
00:26:29.000 He's an old monkey man.
00:26:31.000 Man, this guy's right there.
00:26:32.000 This guy's in the front row.
00:26:34.000 If this was on MTV, you'd go, MTV spent some good money.
00:26:44.000 He put on a great show.
00:26:45.000 Now I feel terrible.
00:26:47.000 Yes, at the beginning, first two songs, he's a little stiff.
00:26:50.000 But, Jesus, he must be 65 years old.
00:26:53.000 Yeah, what if he sees this and gets hurt?
00:26:54.000 Oh, now I feel fucking horrible.
00:26:56.000 Wait, he's got a... Well, this was a weird scene.
00:26:58.000 I remember this.
00:26:58.000 What is this?
00:27:01.000 I guess he plays a solo to a... Oh, yeah, that sound, the... Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:27:06.000 Oh, that's awesome.
00:27:14.000 Dude, that's fucking cool.
00:27:15.000 Dude, that fucking rules for some reason.
00:27:22.000 Yeah, it was great.
00:27:23.000 I can't even tell you why that rules.
00:27:24.000 Now I hate myself.
00:27:26.000 Now I hate myself.
00:27:27.000 Trying to jock on Billy.
00:27:28.000 Fucking guys out there, 65 years old, putting on a great show, and I'm like, he could have stretched a little more.
00:27:35.000 The 10 next to you just look at him like, fucking, I would do... You're not jumping up and down enough.
00:27:41.000 Well, I'm traumatized by seeing the Sonics.
00:27:43.000 The Sonics were a great band in the 60s, kind of pre-punk, surf rock, and I saw them in Brooklyn about 20 years ago when they were 75 years old and it ruined the Sonics for me, so I'm overly
00:27:57.000 Cautious of seeing old performers, but he was great.
00:27:59.000 Anyway, let's go behind the paywall now Say goodbye to the freeloaders freeloaders out there censored TV more content than you can watch I am actually obsessed with it now I stopped listening to Stern and Sirius and now I set up a censored show put it in my car when I'm driving I catch up on atheism is unstoppable Jim goad Jacob wall dusty bogan dude Bogues.
00:28:21.000 He's on the streets fucking in Australia
00:28:24.000 Cutting-edge man-on-the-street shit.
00:28:27.000 Intense.
00:28:28.000 And Australia is a place you want to hear about these days because they've gone from the biggest cucks in the Western world to the forefront of the revolution.
00:28:38.000 I just saw footage of a guy getting jumped by the cops and tackled because he had an orange shirt on.
00:28:44.000 Because there's so many construction workers fighting back against the cops that they're now doing like they see it as a gang.
00:28:50.000 So if they see reflective shirts, they tackle you.
00:28:54.000 Anyway, $10 a month, it's worth it.
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