Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes


GOML LIVE #117 - MATTY'S BACK (Part 1)


Summary

Matty O'Dell is back, and he's back with a brand new episode of Get Off My Lawn. Gavin and Ryan are joined by special guest Matty's sister, Maddie O'Donnell, to discuss the new album, Frozen by Taylor Swift. Also, Ryan and Matty talk about how they met, why they don't like pop music, and why they think it's a good idea to have a gun store in your home. Thanks to our sponsor Tactical Walls for the 20% discount code GAVIN20 which gets you 20% off your entire purchase when you use the promo code GAVIN20 when you place your order with them. Use the code GAIN20 at checkout to get 20% all year long. Special thanks to Tactical Walls, Ryan's Tactical Wall, and all the other sponsors that helped make this podcast possible. Thanks also to Ryan and Maddie, and to all the people who reached out and sent in their thoughts and well-wishes. Get off my lawn! Get OFF MY LOB! -Gavin McInnes and Ryan O'Neill Subscribe to our new podcast, Gavin' Lawn! Subscribe, Like, and Share, and spread the word to your friends and family about this podcast! And don't forget to tell a friend about it! if you like what you're listening to this podcast and/or if you're looking for a chance to be featured on the next episode. Subscribe and review it on Apple Podcasts! or wherever else you listen to this week's episode of GET OFF MYLOW! GAVY'S Gavynn is going to be getting 20% OFF 20% Off Your Day Off, too! and we'll be giving away a FREE SHIPPING PRODUCING PROMO and a FREE FAST FOLLOWING US A SUBSCRIBE TO BUY TOWDS AND PATREON BONUS EPISODES AND FREE PODCAST AND PODCY AND TALK TO A FRIENDS ARE AVAILABLE FOR VIP SUPPORTING VIP SUPPORTED AND GIVOT AND SUPPORTED IN CHECK OUT A VOTES AND MORE! AND FREE PRODUY AND FREE TRAINING AND PROMOTION AND PROGRAM AND SUPPORTING THIS IS A FRIEND INSTAGRAM AND PUT A PODGOT A PRODCAST?


Transcript

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGinnis!
00:00:28.000 And by the time she turned 20 she'd been hired to ghostwrite The autobiography of Frozen in May She went through so many and saw me act a poet for her friends And all of us surrendered to ourselves just the same So she said, love isn't fun and love isn't free And no one in the universe would ever love me I said, pain of ages, oh no
00:01:06.000 It's a couple of disgusting liberals, a hideous trans loser homo, making great music.
00:01:15.000 I know those people would love to see everyone here die, but it's a pretty good little jam.
00:01:22.000 And if I had to agree with all the musicians I hear politically, I don't think I'd be listening to any music.
00:01:28.000 So I love that song.
00:01:29.000 I think they did a great job.
00:01:31.000 Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn.
00:01:32.000 Ladies and gentlemen, Matty Odell is back!
00:01:36.000 He's alive!
00:01:37.000 There I am!
00:01:38.000 And he zoomed in!
00:01:39.000 He zoomed all the way in!
00:01:41.000 You don't have to zoom quite that close there.
00:01:43.000 Yep.
00:01:43.000 That's good.
00:01:44.000 I'm a big guy as it is.
00:01:45.000 How are you feeling, Matty?
00:01:46.000 I'm doing good.
00:01:47.000 I'm doing good.
00:01:48.000 I want to thank all the baby monsters that reached out and sent, uh, good well wishes to me.
00:01:52.000 I appreciate it.
00:01:53.000 How did you find those?
00:01:55.000 Um, some of them came to me.
00:01:57.000 Uh, people have been, uh, hit me on my socials.
00:02:01.000 What are your socials?
00:02:02.000 Maybe we should have those on the screen.
00:02:04.000 Matty O'Dell.
00:02:05.000 Do you have an Instagram account?
00:02:07.000 Yeah.
00:02:09.000 I have an IG.
00:02:10.000 I got a Facebook.
00:02:11.000 Is that private?
00:02:12.000 Can we announce that?
00:02:13.000 Sure.
00:02:14.000 Yeah, you're Evil Live or something, aren't you?
00:02:16.000 I live evil.
00:02:17.000 I live evil.
00:02:19.000 I underscore live evil.
00:02:21.000 L-I-V-E-V-I-L.
00:02:22.000 I underscore live evil.
00:02:23.000 Yeah, I think I follow you.
00:02:27.000 Yeah, and then Facebook is just Matty O'Dell.
00:02:30.000 Matty or Matthew?
00:02:31.000 Matty.
00:02:32.000 Okay.
00:02:32.000 M-A-T-T-Y.
00:02:33.000 And then do you have a Twitter?
00:02:35.000 I do.
00:02:37.000 Do you use it?
00:02:39.000 You sound insecure.
00:02:42.000 You sound shy.
00:02:45.000 Uh, Ryan, he looks blurry to me.
00:02:47.000 For a change.
00:02:55.000 At Odell underscore Maddie.
00:02:57.000 Um, I would like to plug Getter, my Getter account.
00:03:00.000 There was a Gavin underscore McInnes there that had 900 followers.
00:03:04.000 That was not me.
00:03:06.000 So they deleted it, but they couldn't transfer the followers over.
00:03:09.000 Which is a design flaw.
00:03:11.000 I gotta get one of those.
00:03:13.000 I mean right now- Is Rumble a thing?
00:03:17.000 Yeah.
00:03:18.000 I don't know.
00:03:19.000 Getter is supposed to be Twitter where you can't get banned.
00:03:21.000 Right now I got to get a better feed because 90% of what I look at is just Dinesh D'Souza who posts like every five minutes.
00:03:28.000 I may have to delete him.
00:03:31.000 Special thanks to our sponsor Tactical Walls.
00:03:35.000 They did our Tactical Walls.
00:03:37.000 They did Ryan's tactical walls.
00:03:40.000 We had Tactical Tim in here building them.
00:03:44.000 You get 20% off when you use the promo code GAVIN.
00:03:48.000 Look at that.
00:03:49.000 Ryan's nice blurry cam shows us.
00:03:53.000 Luckily, the corner of your monitor is in focus.
00:03:57.000 You're so useless.
00:03:59.000 It's amazing.
00:04:01.000 There we go.
00:04:03.000 Ryan's got various bric-a-brac.
00:04:05.000 All of his bric-a-brac, of course, is mine.
00:04:07.000 Minus the Woody Pez.
00:04:11.000 All his friends are fans of the show.
00:04:12.000 Ryan is just a lamprey on this shark that is Gavin McInnes.
00:04:17.000 And I am a lamprey on this shark that is Tactical Walls.
00:04:20.000 If you could pull them up, that would be fantastic.
00:04:24.000 Make these incredible shelving units where you can display your guns.
00:04:28.000 That's the majority of tactical walls But they also have cool hiding spots for your guns from mirrors that you double-click and they open up and there's your rifle behind the mirror That was his first product
00:04:41.000 As a solo guy.
00:04:42.000 He's a war vet.
00:04:44.000 He is America made.
00:04:46.000 All of his stuff is manufactured in America.
00:04:49.000 So if you're lucky enough to live in a gun state, then you should use tactical walls to display your guns.
00:04:54.000 But if you're unlucky, like us New Yorkers, you can still use them to hide your guns.
00:04:59.000 Your illegal guns.
00:05:01.000 Like the issue box.
00:05:03.000 Or the clocks.
00:05:04.000 Where your stuff hides behind.
00:05:07.000 I love the issue box quite a lot.
00:05:09.000 That's where you put your gun.
00:05:11.000 And of course, when guys break into your house, they don't think to steal your tissue box.
00:05:16.000 So go to tacticalwalls.com.
00:05:21.000 Use promo code Gavin for 20% off all orders.
00:05:24.000 That's tacticalwalls.com.
00:05:26.000 And I noticed, by the way, we have hurt our sales guys' feelings.
00:05:30.000 Oh.
00:05:31.000 Because he is not writing any more copy.
00:05:34.000 We made fun of his copy one too many times.
00:05:37.000 And now he's resorted to, this episode is brought to you by Tactical Walls.
00:05:41.000 If you need to, colon, dash, hide your guns, dash, hide your kids, slash, hide your wife.
00:05:49.000 That doesn't make any sense.
00:05:51.000 None of the stuff he sells is big enough to hide a human being.
00:05:55.000 It's all for hiding guns.
00:05:57.000 So, even though you only wrote one sentence, ad guy, you failed.
00:06:02.000 A little update.
00:06:06.000 Guys at my gym saw the darkness episode, and now I'm the G.G.
00:06:11.000 Allen of the gym, and they presented me with this.
00:06:15.000 They go, you think you're dark?
00:06:17.000 You might want to check out this.
00:06:19.000 It's the most disgusting book on earth.
00:06:21.000 And I said, if it's just gay porn,
00:06:24.000 Then I'm going to stop reading it.
00:06:27.000 I know gay porn exists.
00:06:28.000 You're not blowing my mind.
00:06:29.000 It's funny when a cop sends you a picture of a hot chick and you click on it and then a dick pops out.
00:06:34.000 That's amusing.
00:06:35.000 It's four seconds.
00:06:36.000 But if you're giving me a gay porn book, I'm just going to throw it out.
00:06:39.000 So don't waste my time.
00:06:40.000 And also, if this, they called it a horror book, if this horror book involves children under duress in any way, shape or form, I won't just throw it away.
00:06:49.000 I'll be pissed off at you.
00:06:51.000 And they go, no one does that, you asshole.
00:06:55.000 And this is the most disgusting book I have ever read.
00:06:59.000 I highly recommend it if you want to puke.
00:07:03.000 It has a man who lives with his mother who rapes him.
00:07:09.000 They fuck holes in cows' bodies.
00:07:12.000 They puke.
00:07:13.000 Every second page has a rape.
00:07:15.000 It is the most disgusting piece of literature ever made.
00:07:19.000 I guess you'd call it horror gross-out fiction.
00:07:24.000 And I just knew the writer was British from the beginning.
00:07:27.000 About three chapters in, he says, wank.
00:07:31.000 Mother's corpse in bits, dead dog on the roof, girlfriend in a coma, baby nailed to the wall, and a hundred tons of homicidal beef stampeding through the tube system.
00:07:39.000 And Stephen thought the slaughterhouse was bad.
00:07:42.000 It is fucking brutal.
00:07:44.000 Anyway.
00:07:46.000 We're turning into Jim Godes circa 1995 with Answer Me, and I think we should correct the course and get back to fun.
00:07:55.000 Tomorrow we're going to get into some gossip.
00:07:57.000 It'll be a very light episode.
00:07:59.000 I'm researching Joe Coy's relationship with Chelsea Handler.
00:08:04.000 Because I'm, there's something not right about it.
00:08:07.000 I think she shattered his marriage.
00:08:12.000 Home wrecker.
00:08:13.000 So Matty, how do you feel after your operation?
00:08:16.000 I'm a little sore, you know.
00:08:19.000 People ask me what it feels like and I heard you describe it on last Thursday.
00:08:24.000 It feels like somebody took a belt sander and kind of sanded the inside of my chest.
00:08:29.000 Which they did!
00:08:31.000 Well, yeah, they burned it.
00:08:32.000 Burned it up with lasers and all sorts of stuff.
00:08:35.000 It's amazing how, like, you know if you burn your arm with a match, that you have a match-shaped burn on your forearm that hurts.
00:08:42.000 But it's amazing that when you go inside your body and do something similar, you can feel that.
00:08:47.000 Yeah.
00:08:48.000 I mean, I guess it's obvious.
00:08:49.000 It was, like, a really bad irritant.
00:08:51.000 Like, you had, like, steel wool or something.
00:08:54.000 It was just very uncomfortable and, like, you feel like you want to itch it, but you can't.
00:09:00.000 Because I could scratch my chest, but it doesn't help inside.
00:09:04.000 And the operation was a raging success?
00:09:06.000 Oh yeah, they said everything went well.
00:09:09.000 You know, obviously I was in the hospital for two days, came home.
00:09:13.000 I mean, other than trying to keep the fluid and inflammation down and
00:09:19.000 Keeping, uh, pneumonia at bay.
00:09:22.000 Like, I gotta do these breathing, uh, treatments.
00:09:25.000 Breathing exercises.
00:09:26.000 Excuse me.
00:09:27.000 Breathing exercises.
00:09:28.000 With a spirometer, and I gotta get up and move around.
00:09:31.000 Like, I just can't lay around in the house and stuff and just relax.
00:09:34.000 If I was a good friend, I would have got you a whore to come and blow you.
00:09:37.000 It's not a joke.
00:09:40.000 It's alright.
00:09:43.000 And more importantly, you were recently, so Joe Tonelli at our local has quit his job as a bartender, although he's still there every single fucking day, but he had to quit because he got a job at FedEx.
00:09:59.000 A guy named Dean interviewed him for the job and he's going to be driving around with people who do deliveries and making sure they follow safety standards.
00:10:09.000 You and Bill, Unreliable, went to FedEx and said, we're here to speak with Dean, the man who hires people.
00:10:17.000 They said there's no such person.
00:10:18.000 Correct.
00:10:19.000 We showed a picture of you outside of FedEx recently.
00:10:22.000 Now there's been an update.
00:10:23.000 You went to the bar next to FedEx.
00:10:25.000 Right down the street from the FedEx complex where Joe was allegedly hired.
00:10:31.000 We went to have a lunch and we were at the bar.
00:10:34.000 Well, it was in the later afternoon, probably 2 o'clock.
00:10:38.000 And then an off, a guy who finished his shift at FedEx came in.
00:10:42.000 So he's got the purple FedEx shirt on with the logo?
00:10:44.000 Oh yeah, he's got the whole uniform on.
00:10:46.000 So I nudged, you know, Jack and I go, Jack, look who's in here.
00:10:50.000 FedEx guy.
00:10:51.000 I said, you know, we gotta grill him.
00:10:54.000 About like the hiring, you know, just what's the deal?
00:10:58.000 How do you get hired?
00:10:58.000 What's the job like?
00:10:59.000 You know, what can you expect?
00:11:02.000 And uh...
00:11:04.000 We asked him, we told him about our friend and he said, what position is he going for?
00:11:11.000 He goes, he's like, I work for FedEx Express.
00:11:14.000 Then you have FedEx Brown.
00:11:15.000 He's like, there's different departments.
00:11:17.000 So I go, no, this guy is supposed to be working like in management and he's going to be riding around with the drivers on their routes, checking for safety.
00:11:17.000 Right.
00:11:27.000 He goes, there's no position like that at the job.
00:11:31.000 There's obviously no such position.
00:11:34.000 FedEx delivery's not dangerous.
00:11:37.000 There's safety for people who deal with fucking fire and propane and toxic fucking fumes.
00:11:45.000 But delivering a box, what's gonna happen?
00:11:47.000 You drop the box on your head?
00:11:49.000 He goes, secondly, he goes, that's a position that would be somebody hired from within the company who's got at least 10 years experience on the job and how the job is supposed to be done.
00:12:02.000 He goes, I would take that job if it existed.
00:12:05.000 He goes, but it doesn't.
00:12:07.000 He goes, your friend's full of shit.
00:12:08.000 He goes, how old is he?
00:12:10.000 And I go, I think he's in his mid-50s, 55, 56.
00:12:12.000 He goes, no fucking way is he getting hired.
00:12:16.000 No fucking, well being an opioid addict is also not great for safety inspectors because they tend to fall asleep.
00:12:22.000 Yeah, no fucking way is Joe Tedelli hired at FedEx.
00:12:26.000 Well the amazing thing was the Baby Monsters supplied us with proof that he did rescue a cat.
00:12:35.000 He did apply oxygen to it.
00:12:35.000 Yes.
00:12:37.000 It was on the front page of the Daily, whatever it was, Rye Examiner.
00:12:42.000 Some baby monsters said, no, no, he saw a story about a Joe Tonelli and he decided to make his name Joe Tonelli.
00:12:51.000 And there's no way that there's two Joe Tonellis in Rye.
00:12:51.000 No.
00:12:54.000 That really did happen.
00:12:56.000 Yeah.
00:12:57.000 At one point in the town where he grew up and went to high school, not Scotland,
00:13:03.000 He was a volunteer fireman and the same thing he's gone to like all the surrounding towns because after about a month and a half to two months people get so fed up of his bullshit lies and all this has been going on for 30 something years.
00:13:22.000 This is nothing new with Joe.
00:13:25.000 He's been a compulsive liar his entire life.
00:13:26.000 He's been booted out of everyone.
00:13:29.000 Whether it's Volunteer Ambulance Corps or Volunteer Fire Department.
00:13:33.000 They all boot him out.
00:13:36.000 Because of his compulsive lying.
00:13:40.000 In his resume he said that he was the Volunteer Fire Chief.
00:13:49.000 No, he wasn't the chief.
00:13:52.000 No, the only way you can tolerate him is to treat him like shit.
00:13:55.000 Yeah.
00:13:55.000 And I would feel bad about treating a normal retard like shit.
00:13:59.000 But, you know, getting $100 tip on Veterans Day.
00:13:59.000 Yeah.
00:14:02.000 Yeah.
00:14:03.000 He earns his keep as a perfect victim to punch down on.
00:14:06.000 Yeah.
00:14:08.000 And being good at it, if you will.
00:14:11.000 Fucking loser.
00:14:12.000 All right, well, we should
00:14:15.000 Invade the mailbag.
00:14:16.000 Here we go.
00:14:17.000 Don't you think?
00:14:19.000 Jump right in.
00:14:19.000 I'm gonna have to run and get my computer so hopefully I can be back by the time you're done your little song.
00:14:24.000 Alright.
00:14:25.000 I just burped.
00:14:27.000 Ready?
00:14:27.000 Ryan shut up you don't have a dad.
00:14:31.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
00:14:37.000 Let me touch it.
00:14:37.000 Let me touch it.
00:14:42.000 See how much I care about you?
00:14:43.000 I don't want to waste one second.
00:14:47.000 My computer died.
00:14:49.000 My big computer just went... And it's hard... There's a two-week wait for a new one.
00:14:56.000 My son's on the cover of a magazine.
00:14:59.000 Yeah, I saw that on the show the other day.
00:15:00.000 You bought two new ones, huh?
00:15:02.000 Yeah.
00:15:03.000 I mean, I'm not... I'm not overindulging myself.
00:15:07.000 We had a...
00:15:07.000 No.
00:15:09.000 I bought this in 08, and I got the laptop in 2012?
00:15:15.000 Yeah, I just bought a new MacBook Pro, I think last year.
00:15:21.000 Oh yeah?
00:15:22.000 Yeah.
00:15:23.000 Okay, we just got this in right now.
00:15:26.000 It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown.
00:15:29.000 No, it's the Great Pumpkin, Matty Odell.
00:15:31.000 Yeah, what did I say before the show started?
00:15:33.000 I said, I look like the Great Pumpkin over here.
00:15:35.000 Well, it's already been photoshopped.
00:15:37.000 Have you got that, Ryan?
00:15:38.000 Hold on a second.
00:15:39.000 I think I have to reload my deal.
00:15:41.000 Why?
00:15:42.000 I'm not seeing that.
00:15:44.000 The earliest one is from 12-11 a.m.
00:15:46.000 Something's wrong here.
00:15:47.000 Well, this is 9-15 p.m.
00:15:49.000 I close out.
00:15:50.000 I open back up.
00:15:52.000 No.
00:15:52.000 I think maybe you have to wait.
00:15:54.000 It's synchronization in progress.
00:15:55.000 It's showing me a little bar.
00:15:57.000 There we go.
00:15:58.000 And now it... Exit and it's opening.
00:16:01.000 I think your seventh mistake this episode.
00:16:05.000 Yeah.
00:16:06.000 15 minutes in.
00:16:07.000 God, we got so many letters about pitbulls.
00:16:10.000 Every single motherfucker spells it as one word.
00:16:13.000 It's not one word, it's two words.
00:16:15.000 The performer is one word, pitbull.
00:16:19.000 Stop fucking spelling it pitbull as one word.
00:16:22.000 You meatheads.
00:16:24.000 The real name is the American Pitbull Terrier.
00:16:27.000 Yes.
00:16:29.000 Alright, Ryan, you ready?
00:16:30.000 Yes.
00:16:33.000 Show it!
00:16:35.000 Oh, here we go!
00:16:36.000 Kind of anticlimactic.
00:16:38.000 I'm going through a bunch of Maddie letters.
00:16:41.000 Okay?
00:16:42.000 Yeah.
00:16:45.000 So I typed Maddie in there.
00:16:47.000 Okay, good.
00:16:48.000 To the Baby Monsters who sent that in, I just said that to myself before the show started.
00:16:54.000 I'm sitting there looking at myself on the monitor going, man, I look like the Great Pumpkin sitting up there.
00:16:58.000 We're going to make fluorescent orange shirts.
00:17:01.000 Hey Gav, Rye, and Maddie, with the announcement of YouTube restricting and banning people even more severely, I couldn't help but think Censored TV is going to get a whole bunch more content creators.
00:17:11.000 I love how the more they try to control us, the more they go fuck their mothers.
00:17:16.000 Freedom is awesome, make that a t-shirt.
00:17:19.000 Yeah, that is true.
00:17:20.000 I gotta say though, with contributors, I don't like begging.
00:17:24.000 Like with Laura Loomer, I got her on board, I shot a show at my house, and I love her to death.
00:17:32.000 But each video was like pulling teeth and it's it's sort of like fucking someone.
00:17:37.000 Like you say you want to fuck you want to fuck and after a while you're like I don't want to fuck you anymore if you don't want to fuck me this isn't fun.
00:17:43.000 And so I someone like atheism is unstoppable.
00:17:47.000 I check in on him I mean I listen to every one of his shows but I check in on him like once every two months.
00:17:53.000 And it's nothing but quality content or someone like Copper Cab I had to nag and nag and then pay him a fortune then I'd finally get something or Milo I kept he kept getting more and more raises and delivering less and less content so I don't know I'd rather like solicit people very gently and wait for their tsunami of enthusiasm because going out and hunting for people I don't know I'm not a fucking record label
00:18:23.000 There's an America First guy who's interested.
00:18:26.000 Who's that?
00:18:27.000 Dalton Dalton something I forgot his last name, but he's interested.
00:18:34.000 He's got a pretty good following.
00:18:35.000 He got kicked off of a bunch of stuff Okay, pull him up.
00:18:39.000 Let's see him.
00:18:40.000 Let's see
00:18:42.000 He just inquired today.
00:18:43.000 A lot of people are going to be getting banned.
00:18:45.000 I mean, YouTube announced today that anything that's anti-vax is banned.
00:18:51.000 Oh, yeah.
00:18:52.000 Anything.
00:18:53.000 And by anti-vax, they mean vax questioning.
00:18:56.000 Yes.
00:18:57.000 Anything.
00:18:58.000 If you throw out an interrogative that goes, I don't know if I would want my wife at nine months pregnant to get the vaccine.
00:19:06.000 That is anti-vax.
00:19:08.000 And you'll notice I didn't say yes or no.
00:19:09.000 I said, I don't know if.
00:19:10.000 Right.
00:19:11.000 Banned.
00:19:13.000 Cross the board.
00:19:14.000 Put the announcement out this morning.
00:19:19.000 Alright, so I think this is his second YouTube.
00:19:21.000 He had...
00:19:22.000 Alright everybody, so today we're going to be reacting to somebody reacting and responding to one of my old YouTube videos.
00:19:28.000 He made this video about a month ago.
00:19:29.000 I just now discovered his response because somebody commented on one of my more recent videos.
00:19:35.000 Hey look, I found you through this guy.
00:19:37.000 He's a total degenerate.
00:19:38.000 Any racist stuff?
00:19:39.000 You should go check it out or whatever.
00:19:41.000 What's Nick's name?
00:19:41.000 Nick Fuentes vs. Robert.
00:19:44.000 He's friends with Nick.
00:19:46.000 The problem with America First these days is the FBI is clamping down, and we just got our payment processors back up after a massive attack.
00:19:54.000 Oh, this is about the debate.
00:19:58.000 The Robert Barnes-Nick Fuentes debate.
00:20:00.000 Did you watch that debate?
00:20:01.000 Yeah.
00:20:01.000 How was it?
00:20:02.000 It was pretty good.
00:20:03.000 I don't know where Robert Barnes got off saying that he bent him over his knee and spanked him.
00:20:20.000 Well, that's the thing now with the American Divorce.
00:20:22.000 You watch a debate and it goes normal, and the right says that the left was served, and the left says the right was spanked.
00:20:31.000 It was a really poor form, like he blocked Nick after the debate.
00:20:35.000 At first it was really cordial and they were fine, they were gentlemen towards each other, then afterwards he was like, yeah, that little punk, blah, blah, blah.
00:20:43.000 Yeah, Nick is good.
00:20:44.000 He's great.
00:20:46.000 I don't agree with everything he says, but I don't really have to.
00:20:49.000 I'm not interested in agreeing with everything.
00:20:50.000 What do you disagree with that Nick Fuentes says?
00:20:54.000 Well, you know, just innately... No, just give me one thing that Nick Fuentes believes that you don't agree with.
00:21:00.000 One of the big ones is, like, because Israel, stinky boo-boo Israel, that means Islamic... the people of Islam aren't a threat at all, basically.
00:21:12.000 A negligible threat.
00:21:14.000 And I'm like,
00:21:15.000 I don't really agree with that totally, but they if they both just met in the middle there They're both super right and then you just have two smart guys talking about it's not like they're 1% of the population in America They're not gonna get me right, but I think we're up to about what?
00:21:32.000 80 dead in recent years.
00:21:35.000 Fort Hood was 13.
00:21:37.000 Pulse was 49.
00:21:39.000 West Side Highway was 8.
00:21:43.000 San Bernardino was 14.
00:21:44.000 It adds up.
00:21:47.000 It's no Crips and Bloods, 20 a day, but it's a thing.
00:21:50.000 Right.
00:21:51.000 Yeah, I don't have strong feelings on Jews or Israel stuff, and I feel like they're our closest allies in that area, and that area is just garbage anyway, just garbage goat people.
00:22:01.000 I'd like to open my eyes and see them as human.
00:22:05.000 Russell Brand has been coming back in my YouTube algorithms while, and he is who he is.
00:22:10.000 Is there any possibility you can do a free speech with him?
00:22:13.000 This is so fucking annoying.
00:22:15.000 Yeah, sure.
00:22:16.000 Yeah.
00:22:17.000 Hey, Charlie Watts died.
00:22:20.000 Any chance you could play for the Stones?
00:22:23.000 Like Russell Brand would never answer.
00:22:25.000 I can't get Andy Ngo.
00:22:27.000 I've been working on this book and I want Andy Ngo to an interview with him to be a chapter.
00:22:33.000 He won't go near me.
00:22:34.000 And this is like,
00:22:36.000 Sitting down is one thing, that's pretty brave with me, because you're gonna get cancelled.
00:22:40.000 But appearing in a book?
00:22:43.000 No one has a problem with that, and Andy Ngo does.
00:22:46.000 He will not return any of my calls.
00:22:48.000 So, like, who the fuck are you?
00:22:50.000 You must be a child.
00:22:52.000 You must be a 14-year-old to sit at home and go, you should get Russell Brand on your show.
00:22:59.000 Hey, you hate Chelsea Handler.
00:23:02.000 You should do a debate with her about fatherhood and family.
00:23:07.000 Yeah, let's fly Chelsea Handler to the South Bronx.
00:23:11.000 New white screen or bar sesh episode, even with maybe Maddie?
00:23:16.000 Yeah, let's get Russell, Brandon, Matty together.
00:23:21.000 Even if it's just a Skype.
00:23:22.000 Shut the fuck up, you boob.
00:23:27.000 Um... Okay... I can't remember if we've read this or not.
00:23:36.000 I think we have.
00:23:36.000 So I'll skip that.
00:23:41.000 Um...
00:23:44.000 What, no Maddie tonight?
00:23:45.000 What happened to Maddie?
00:23:46.000 I know you said he had a bad prior reputation, but I find him to be a delightful young man, and quite the foil to your witty barbs on censored live Thursdays.
00:23:56.000 Best, Leo.
00:23:57.000 Hey, Leo!
00:23:58.000 I don't know how you could possibly watch the fucking show, and not know that the man had an operation.
00:24:04.000 Yeah, that's true.
00:24:08.000 Um... Okay, that's a guy named Maddie.
00:24:15.000 Love your show, Fag.
00:24:17.000 Start saying you're Irish and Scottish.
00:24:19.000 Your real name is McGinnis.
00:24:20.000 Your boy, Matty, is Irish too.
00:24:22.000 Celtic football fans are all Irish descent.
00:24:25.000 Odell is an Irish name.
00:24:26.000 I'm a fellow Irish Scot.
00:24:28.000 I like you more than a friend.
00:24:30.000 And then he includes a link that says, how dare you?
00:24:34.000 How dare you?
00:24:37.000 Well, for him, I'll say, quite big.
00:24:39.000 Hell, hell.
00:24:41.000 Who are up the rock?
00:24:42.000 Are you, you're Celtics and your cousin is, uh... Yeah.
00:24:47.000 Uh, Rangers, right?
00:24:49.000 Yeah.
00:24:49.000 Celtic, uh, Catholics and Protestants.
00:24:51.000 Big division within the family.
00:24:54.000 A lot of them don't even give a fuck, so...
00:24:57.000 In my family, or my dad's side, they're in deep denial of their Irish heritage.
00:25:02.000 They deny that the name is McGuinness.
00:25:04.000 And then they told their kids that it's not McGuinness.
00:25:08.000 So when my cousin, who's actually Mexican, researched his 23andMe and all that, he discovered that our name is McGuinness.
00:25:15.000 I guess you're right.
00:25:17.000 I have family with the name McGuinness.
00:25:20.000 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:25:25.000 Our parents grew up four miles from each other.
00:25:27.000 Four miles from each other.
00:25:28.000 And Joe Tonelli told us that he's also from Glasgow.
00:25:31.000 Yeah.
00:25:32.000 And he went to high school there.
00:25:34.000 And then our buddy James, who's from southern England, says, so Joe, um, growing up in Scotland, you would, of course, come across some colloquialisms, some sayings.
00:25:45.000 And then you jumped in and go, yeah, like,
00:25:47.000 Joe, what does hold your weesh mean?
00:25:49.000 Yeah.
00:25:50.000 Oh, I know that one.
00:25:50.000 Yeah.
00:25:51.000 What does that mean?
00:25:52.000 I don't know, but the liberal Scottish guy told me it.
00:25:54.000 Just shut your mouth or something?
00:25:56.000 Hold your weeshed.
00:25:57.000 Like shut your mouth.
00:25:58.000 It means calm down, like take it down a notch.
00:26:02.000 Hold your weeshed.
00:26:04.000 I don't know what weesh is.
00:26:05.000 Your mouth.
00:26:06.000 Oh, your mouth.
00:26:09.000 Yeah.
00:26:09.000 Or like, he didn't know the Beano, the Beezer, the R. Willie.
00:26:13.000 Core, Whizzer and Chips.
00:26:15.000 You know, nothing.
00:26:16.000 The Bruins.
00:26:17.000 Nothing.
00:26:17.000 Uruwuli.
00:26:18.000 Toy Skongs.
00:26:21.000 It's Dreek outside.
00:26:22.000 It's a braw brech moonlach neck.
00:26:25.000 The neck.
00:26:26.000 Robbie Burns.
00:26:27.000 A man is a man and all that.
00:26:30.000 Nothing.
00:26:30.000 And all that, and all that.
00:26:34.000 Going up to the Chimney.
00:26:34.000 A man is a man and all that.
00:26:36.000 The Packy.
00:26:36.000 The Packy, the Chinkies.
00:26:37.000 The Chinkies.
00:26:39.000 Asians in Glasgow will go, you fancy a chunky tonight?
00:26:43.000 Aye.
00:26:44.000 Aye, son.
00:26:45.000 They call their own food chinky.
00:26:47.000 Yeah.
00:26:49.000 You can go to the chinky and get a deep fried pizza.
00:26:55.000 This is a guy who wants us to know that I suck at music.
00:26:59.000 Gavin, I love the show, but after your livestream I feel compelled to weigh in on this.
00:27:02.000 You are not some kind of authority on music.
00:27:04.000 You suck at music, and half the shit you promote is garbage.
00:27:11.000 Tell me what AM 7 3rd inversion means right now, or shut the actual fuck up about music forever.
00:27:20.000 Well, the AM 7 3rd inversion is when you were doing scales on a guitar, and in the 3rd inversion, which is a C-flat, you come down, it's almost always done with a whammy bar, and you do what's called inversion, which is C-flat and E, and you go... That is the AM
00:27:41.000 7 3rd inversion.
00:27:42.000 How'd you know that?
00:27:44.000 I'm a music authority, Ryan.
00:27:46.000 That's pretty impressive.
00:27:47.000 Yeah.
00:27:48.000 Usually people forget the whammy bar part.
00:27:50.000 Well, a lot of people can only do it on guitar.
00:27:52.000 I can do it with my mouth.
00:27:53.000 I've seen you do it, yeah.
00:27:54.000 This is an AM 7 3rd inversion done acapella.
00:28:05.000 Amazing.
00:28:06.000 Thank you.
00:28:07.000 I didn't know that.
00:28:10.000 What's wrong?
00:28:10.000 No, I just, I didn't know you had that in you.
00:28:13.000 Kind of makes me look at you a little different is all.
00:28:14.000 I'm an authority.
00:28:16.000 Uh, then let's see between you and Ryan who can draw a circle of fifths offhand.
00:28:24.000 Okay.
00:28:26.000 I mean, I don't know how long we're going to have to do this for.
00:28:29.000 First I do the bass clef.
00:28:30.000 This is all stuff I don't know.
00:28:31.000 And then I do the fifths.
00:28:33.000 One, two, three, four, five.
00:28:37.000 What are you doing?
00:28:38.000 The F clef bass?
00:28:39.000 Very simple.
00:28:40.000 Those are the fifths.
00:28:41.000 I don't see a circle, but yeah, that's accurate.
00:28:45.000 Two for two.
00:28:46.000 No, a circle of fifths offhand.
00:28:48.000 Oh, I see.
00:28:49.000 Right, right, right.
00:28:49.000 Sorry.
00:28:50.000 And then what's the V in the key of B major?
00:28:54.000 Okay, obviously the V in key major is, I mean, sorry, the V in the key of B major is
00:29:07.000 Can you even tell me that?
00:29:08.000 Oh, I just did.
00:29:09.000 Every time you try to sing, you sound like actual dog shit.
00:29:13.000 Which, actual dog shit at the very most might make a crackly sound as it leaves the anus, but once it's sitting there... Ryan, you have dog shit behind you?
00:29:21.000 I do, yeah.
00:29:22.000 I can put it up to the microphone.
00:29:23.000 Pull that down.
00:29:23.000 Dog poop.
00:29:26.000 Put that up against the mic.
00:29:30.000 So, I don't... Sir, that dog shit does not make a sound.
00:29:36.000 You can't hit a note to save your life.
00:29:39.000 Wait, is that a video drop?
00:29:42.000 They couldn't carry a tune to save their lives.
00:29:45.000 That's Joker, right?
00:29:46.000 Is that one of our drops?
00:29:48.000 They couldn't carry a tune to save their lives.
00:29:52.000 He's such a little snarky little bitch.
00:29:56.000 Yes, Ryan's shit leaves something to be desired, but he has his moments.
00:30:00.000 You as a front man relied solely on charisma and edginess, not any kind of tangible musical ability.
00:30:08.000 You're fucking Rebecca Black telling Kenny G he sucks.
00:30:12.000 Damn.
00:30:13.000 Yes, he absolutely sucks, but he's still way better than you, so shut the fuck up.
00:30:17.000 Damn, dawg.
00:30:19.000 Love you, love the show, love Ryan, love Matty.
00:30:22.000 Fuck you and the hills you rode in on.
00:30:24.000 He fucking got us both in one fell sweep.
00:30:27.000 No, he didn't get me because I answered every single one of his questions, including the V in B minor.
00:30:32.000 That's true, but his subjective opinion of you was not flattering.
00:30:35.000 Matty, do you want us to show your Instagram?
00:30:38.000 Sure.
00:30:38.000 Bam!
00:30:39.000 There I am.
00:30:40.000 Let's turn that from 261 to something better.
00:30:42.000 Dude, that's a very sexy picture of you.
00:30:44.000 That's too sexy.
00:30:45.000 Is it a Bluetooth thing in your ear?
00:30:46.000 Is that when you were like 20?
00:30:47.000 No, no, that's a lens brush.
00:30:48.000 It looks like a makeup brush, yeah.
00:30:49.000 Why do you have a lens brush?
00:30:50.000 It's a lens brush.
00:30:52.000 For a camera.
00:30:54.000 Okay, why do you have that?
00:30:55.000 He knows everything.
00:30:56.000 I used to do, you know, photography.
00:30:59.000 Dude, he knows everything about the lighting, what the camera things are called.
00:31:04.000 He's always shocking me before the show.
00:31:05.000 He's like, yeah, that's the light box and this is the thing.
00:31:09.000 Actually, when I went back to prison last time, my son took all my camera equipment and his half-sister goes to school for television and film.
00:31:21.000 And, uh, I guess while I was away, it was sitting in his room and she seen it and she asked if she could use my equipment.
00:31:28.000 And I have, you know, I had a pretty extensive lens collection and camera bodies and tripods.
00:31:33.000 I didn't know this about you.
00:31:34.000 We're learning so much.
00:31:36.000 So when I came home, I just told my ex-wife and my son, I said, listen, just tell her to keep it all.
00:31:42.000 Nice.
00:31:42.000 That's very nice of you.
00:31:45.000 You lost a lot of shit when you went to the slammer.
00:31:47.000 Yeah.
00:31:48.000 It usually ends up that way.
00:31:51.000 Your health insurance, your life insurance, your tractor trailers.
00:31:57.000 I had a 53 foot refrigerator tractor trailer that's gone, two motorcycles, you know.
00:32:04.000 It happens.
00:32:05.000 Well, you shouldn't rape women then.
00:32:09.000 I haven't yet, but when I do, I'll know the consequences.
00:32:13.000 Nobody tells you things like this, you know?
00:32:15.000 Now, I put in Maddie in the search bar, and I'm getting things from Matthews, which is interesting that the email program knows that Maddie is Matthew.
00:32:28.000 But anyway, this is nothing to do with Maddie.
00:32:30.000 It's from a Matthew.
00:32:32.000 Oh, that's a picture of me being gorgeous.
00:32:34.000 Don't look at that.
00:32:35.000 That's me when I was 14.
00:32:37.000 That's a British army jacket you're wearing.
00:32:39.000 Yep.
00:32:40.000 That I had my, uh, my mom sold zippers on.
00:32:43.000 I had one.
00:32:44.000 Same coat.
00:32:46.000 Really?
00:32:46.000 Yeah.
00:32:47.000 Huh.
00:32:48.000 Is it a Scottish thing?
00:32:49.000 We keep overlapping.
00:32:50.000 That is a wool green army.
00:32:53.000 Coat from England.
00:32:55.000 See, every time I meet someone cool, they were fat, ugly nerds when they were 14.
00:33:00.000 I've been cool since I was about 13.
00:33:04.000 Why wasn't anyone else cool?
00:33:05.000 Should I get that hairdo?
00:33:07.000 Um, it's called a mohawk.
00:33:09.000 But with the blonde and all that.
00:33:11.000 Uh, yeah, you should.
00:33:12.000 Right?
00:33:12.000 That's a great hairdo for a new dad.
00:33:15.000 Yeah.
00:33:15.000 I have that same coat.
00:33:17.000 That's pretty funny.
00:33:19.000 Here's one from Matt.
00:33:21.000 Please get Joe from the bar on the show for a live show or something with Maddie.
00:33:29.000 Him and I have had our...
00:33:33.000 Entanglements in the choice words for each other.
00:33:38.000 That's a pretty good suggestion.
00:33:39.000 The thing about Joe is like all monkeys, um, they don't like when it's showtime.
00:33:47.000 Right.
00:33:48.000 Even when we start making fun of him, like, like I said, Hey, what's Dean's last name?
00:33:54.000 The boss who's hiring when he goes, stop enough.
00:33:58.000 So, that's not exactly lending itself to a good guest on the show.
00:34:02.000 But I'm not against it.
00:34:03.000 I mean, we had Gary on.
00:34:05.000 Yeah?
00:34:06.000 Yeah, that was supposed to be a joke, right?
00:34:07.000 You know why we can't get Gary on this new show?
00:34:10.000 Because neither Ryan and I want him in our cars.
00:34:13.000 Right.
00:34:15.000 Because he'll reek up the car.
00:34:17.000 Yeah.
00:34:17.000 I saw him the other morning.
00:34:19.000 Really?
00:34:19.000 That's wild.
00:34:21.000 Where'd you see him?
00:34:24.000 By the trains.
00:34:26.000 Yeah.
00:34:26.000 Yeah.
00:34:27.000 Well he takes a train stop up because there's these purple cigars that he likes.
00:34:33.000 He always hangs out in that one gas station on the corner there right by the train.
00:34:37.000 Yeah.
00:34:38.000 It's always there.
00:34:39.000 And he's got his shirt unbuttoned and he's completely hairless.
00:34:43.000 Like his chest.
00:34:44.000 Killer tan.
00:34:45.000 Great tan.
00:34:47.000 Beautiful tan, long, gorgeous nails.
00:34:50.000 I mean, don't be dirty.
00:34:51.000 It's what my wife is going for when she goes on vacation.
00:34:54.000 Yeah.
00:34:54.000 Dark brown leather tan, no hair and big long nails.
00:34:58.000 Homeboy's getting that like.
00:35:02.000 So you won't allow him in your car, Ryan?
00:35:04.000 No.
00:35:05.000 We just got the baby seat in there.
00:35:07.000 Hot shit!
00:35:08.000 Oh, I'm sorry.
00:35:09.000 I didn't think he'd hear me.
00:35:10.000 I was thinking about like going down there and fucking filming him just like on the street, but like... No, no, we gotta get him in here.
00:35:18.000 Find him and shit.
00:35:19.000 I'll put a fucking tarp on my car's passenger seat, I guess.
00:35:23.000 Yeah, I feel bad.
00:35:24.000 I mean, it's leather seats.
00:35:25.000 I'll just wash it with a fucking bleach wipe.
00:35:28.000 He what?
00:35:29.000 He had a job.
00:35:29.000 Well he goes, tell Ryan to come by!
00:35:32.000 And I'm like, how is he going to find you?
00:35:37.000 Bring him into the Anthony Show.
00:35:38.000 I'm around!
00:35:38.000 That'd be hilarious.
00:35:39.000 I'm around!
00:35:40.000 You want me to keep doing the show?
00:35:45.000 Gavin, Ryan, and Matty, which would you rather?
00:35:47.000 I would just like to say, before I read this email, that would-you-rathers are an art form.
00:35:53.000 I'm an expert, because when we would plant trees in Northern Canada, we would spend 12 hours a day working these out.
00:35:59.000 My favorite is, uh, would you rather have to eat a piece of shit this big every morning, you could mix it with mashed potatoes or just have it like a pill, or dance every single place you go for a year.
00:36:12.000 So even if you get up to go piss in the middle of the night, you have to dance there.
00:36:15.000 You can't walk normal anywhere.
00:36:17.000 And then you can play with the time.
00:36:19.000 That's the best one about that.
00:36:20.000 You can make the shit bigger.
00:36:22.000 You can make the dancing two years and the shit six months.
00:36:27.000 Another trick with these is don't bring in your fucking dad and say how much you have to pay to blow your dad and now you don't have a relationship.
00:36:34.000 That's fucking lame.
00:36:36.000 I got one.
00:36:38.000 Okay.
00:36:39.000 Can I just warn everyone before you open your mouth?
00:36:41.000 It's gonna suck.
00:36:42.000 This is gonna suck.
00:36:43.000 Okay.
00:36:43.000 Would you rather... It already sucks.
00:36:46.000 Shut up, you're boring.
00:36:52.000 Be buried alive!
00:36:53.000 Your point!
00:36:56.000 No, I'm not gonna fall for it next time though.
00:36:58.000 Okay, don't.
00:37:00.000 I'm not.
00:37:01.000 Good.
00:37:02.000 I have no interest in telling you anymore.
00:37:03.000 I'm just gonna tell.
00:37:04.000 I'm glad I don't want to hear it.
00:37:05.000 I'm gonna tell my other friends.
00:37:06.000 I'm glad Billy Bologna and Pee Wee Herman are sharp as diamonds and you are in a goldfish bowl because your one job, which is creating video that is
00:37:21.000 Working?
00:37:22.000 I cut myself shaving today.
00:37:23.000 It's not working.
00:37:25.000 In two spots and it looks like I have sneak bite.
00:37:27.000 Oh, I thought you were going to show us your pussy lips.
00:37:29.000 I don't have pussy lips.
00:37:31.000 Okay, what's your would you, your shitty would you rather?
00:37:34.000 Okay, it is.
00:37:36.000 Would you rather have your head chopped off slowly with a serrated blade or be buried alive?
00:37:43.000 That's not terrible, but I will say that the most famous one ever is Buried Alive or Drowned.
00:37:50.000 So you're just taking a famous one and adding a chopped head.
00:37:53.000 I'm taking Drowned out of that.
00:37:56.000 Yeah, I know.
00:37:56.000 That's my criticism of what you just did.
00:37:58.000 I would rather drown.
00:38:00.000 No, I heard drown's very painful.
00:38:01.000 They say it's blissful.
00:38:02.000 That's what I thought.
00:38:03.000 I was like, I'd rather... I think that's how... How do they know?
00:38:06.000 I don't know, but they're saying that it would be incredibly painful to have your lugs fill up and you wouldn't be dead, so you'd feel that.
00:38:11.000 Because if you've ever felt like getting like shit in your lungs... Yeah, but it'd be done quick.
00:38:15.000 It sounds a lot quicker than buried alive.
00:38:16.000 Buried alive is the worst.
00:38:17.000 In fact, buried alive sounds the worst of both worlds.
00:38:19.000 You do drown.
00:38:22.000 And then you're also fucking panicking as dirt piles up around you.
00:38:25.000 Oh my God.
00:38:26.000 Yeah.
00:38:27.000 Yeah.
00:38:27.000 I'm going to go with the drowning for the classic British pub one that we just said.
00:38:31.000 And then for Ryan's, I think I might go with the saw.
00:38:35.000 And you think like adrenaline will come in and then.
00:38:37.000 I'd get my head cut off before I would bury it alive.
00:38:40.000 Yeah.
00:38:40.000 Yeah.
00:38:41.000 I think what's going to happen is like your spine's going to get slit.
00:38:45.000 And you're going to bleed out.
00:38:46.000 And you're going to bleed out in like, you can't, I think you live with no head for like three seconds.
00:38:51.000 So the whole ordeal sounds like a seven second ordeal, which is.
00:38:56.000 You ever been rolled up in a carpet before?
00:38:57.000 Where you can't move your arms and legs?
00:39:00.000 I think so.
00:39:00.000 Didn't some black guy die that way?
00:39:02.000 Dude, it's the claustrophobia that bothers me.
00:39:06.000 Okay, here we go, folks.
00:39:08.000 Get your hopes down, and we're gonna leave the free section and go behind the paywall.
00:39:13.000 We'll do a quick Nita Fashions ad.
00:39:15.000 But, uh, Gavin, Ryan, and Matty, which would you rather?
00:39:18.000 For the rest of your life, you can never wipe your ass.
00:39:22.000 Instead, every time you shit, he wrote poop here, but adults don't say poop.
00:39:28.000 Gary is always there with bare hands to wipe your ass.
00:39:31.000 I guess like a Muslim.
00:39:33.000 He will always try his best, but who knows how good of a job he can really do.
00:39:37.000 Plus he's got those long nails.
00:39:39.000 And maybe he can get frisky if he felt like it.
00:39:41.000 And you can't threaten or hurt him.
00:39:43.000 He might miss your hole and reach too far.
00:39:45.000 Maybe fingers deep in there to scoop it all out.
00:39:49.000 Scoop it all out.
00:39:51.000 I'm already done shitting, moron.
00:39:53.000 He's going to try it, but probably won't ever be perfect, and if you need to wipe again because he did a bad job the first time, he has to do it for you again.
00:40:01.000 Okay?
00:40:01.000 This actually is not bad.
00:40:03.000 I feel bad saying this guy would suck.
00:40:06.000 Or for the rest of your life every time you have sex or masturbate or have a wet dream.
00:40:11.000 Oh yeah my wet dreams that I have every 13 years.
00:40:16.000 Every time before you come right before you come Gary swoops in to get the final few pumps to quickly finish you off.
00:40:23.000 So if you're deep in your wife you automatically come out and he finishes you off.
00:40:27.000 I knew it would suck.
00:40:29.000 That's so stupid.
00:40:30.000 You just ruined my marriage.
00:40:32.000 You ruined my relationship with my wife, which hurts my kids.
00:40:35.000 We're getting divorced.
00:40:37.000 That's idiotic.
00:40:38.000 The second one is idiotic.
00:40:40.000 It's just as dumb as when they say, you know, fuck your dad or whatever.
00:40:44.000 That's just a stupid ultimatum.
00:40:47.000 The first one was good.
00:40:48.000 It was a scenario I could imagine that was hell but like making me not love my wife and having no sexual relationship with my wife without Gary like that's just dumb.
00:40:59.000 I swear to God, if it's the last thing I do, I'm gonna get my hands around your throat.
00:41:02.000 Yeah, we take those seriously around here.
00:41:05.000 Um... Alright, before we go, Nita Fashions.
00:41:10.000 That's where I get all my dapper suits.
00:41:12.000 You folks, uh... Well, I don't know if these are free video-wise, but on Thursday nights, I just dress in normal rags.
00:41:19.000 I got this cool gang squad shirt from a NYPD buddy, which I'm very proud of.
00:41:24.000 It's the perfect level of fuck you.
00:41:26.000 What does it say on the back?
00:41:28.000 We protected and served only to be denied and... Let me see.
00:41:32.000 Turn full around.
00:41:33.000 We protected and served to be denied and dismissed.
00:41:36.000 Bronx Gang Squad.
00:41:38.000 It's got all the different gang squads.
00:41:40.000 Pretty awesome.
00:41:41.000 I asked this after we showed that Shiz Mobbin video where they had the gang squad shirt with the two guns.
00:41:47.000 But the gang squad is no more, I guess.
00:41:49.000 Shiz Mobbin is no more.
00:41:51.000 What?
00:41:51.000 Fucking... I don't know.
00:41:53.000 Well, hold on.
00:41:54.000 We'll deal with that in a second.
00:41:55.000 We're in the middle of a commercial right now.
00:41:56.000 So I dress down on Thursday nights, but the other... Three days.
00:42:03.000 Three days, I'm dressed very well.
00:42:06.000 And that is thanks to Nita Fashions.
00:42:09.000 Custom tailors.
00:42:10.000 Contact them through their Instagram.
00:42:12.000 Message them on Instagram.
00:42:13.000 They'll set up a Zoom appointment with you.
00:42:15.000 They'll measure your whole body.
00:42:17.000 And then they have a book of you.
00:42:19.000 I think so.
00:42:39.000 And you wear that to weddings, funerals.
00:42:42.000 Even if you're a blue-collar plumber, you need at least one suit.
00:42:45.000 And these guys pull it together.
00:42:46.000 Most of their clients that come to them through this show are lawyers and sales dudes.
00:42:52.000 And those guys need a variety of suits.
00:42:54.000 I'm telling you, man, it has your name in it.
00:42:56.000 You choose what kind of pockets you want.
00:42:58.000 You choose the thickness of the fabric.
00:43:02.000 You choose every facet of it.
00:43:04.000 They've got big, thick winter suits where you don't even need a coat.
00:43:07.000 They've got
00:43:08.000 Thin, flannel, not flannel, but linen suits.
00:43:12.000 Remember, I was wearing my Nita Fashions linen suit to Roger Stone's trial and I walk up to Milo and he's recoiled in horror as I approach him.
00:43:20.000 And I'm like, what the fuck?
00:43:22.000 What's your problem?
00:43:23.000 And he goes, linen in October?
00:43:27.000 Oh.
00:43:30.000 But yeah, it's a dying trade, Taylorism.
00:43:34.000 If that's the word.
00:43:35.000 Among the many.
00:43:36.000 What?
00:43:37.000 I said among the many dying trades.
00:43:39.000 Among the many.
00:43:39.000 And these guys are still doing it.
00:43:41.000 So, go to Nina Fashions, say Gavin sent you.
00:43:45.000 I forget what the discount is.
00:43:46.000 I think it's like 10% or something. 15.
00:43:50.000 And now we're going to go behind the paywall.
00:43:53.000 This is only the people who are not cheap And when I say not cheap who can't afford a pint a month
00:44:02.000 That's really, I mean, in Manhattan a pint is nine bucks.
00:44:06.000 It's a dollar tip.
00:44:07.000 This is at Grand Central and stuff.
00:44:09.000 But let's say in your local it's five bucks.
00:44:11.000 So it's two beers a month.
00:44:13.000 You assholes can't afford two beers a month to have not just me giving you two hours a day, but about another 20 shows.
00:44:23.000 Endless content.
00:44:24.000 It's the funnest way to get the news.
00:44:26.000 Because when you watch the news today,
00:44:28.000 Even from Tucker!
00:44:30.000 It can get depressing.
00:44:32.000 It can be a little morbid.
00:44:34.000 It can seem like we're in end of days.
00:44:36.000 But with this show we add layers of humor and we laugh at the clown world around us.
00:44:41.000 We were red-pilled and now we're clown-pilled and we can enjoy ourselves because once you realize that everything is funny and it's here for your amusement
00:44:53.000 Then it all becomes quite fun.
00:44:55.000 That's the beauty of irony and sarcasm is you can laugh at these leftist lunatics like Eddie
00:45:05.000 Glade?
00:45:07.000 Gloud Jr.
00:45:08.000 Gloud.
00:45:09.000 I looked up his last name today.
00:45:10.000 It's Latin for lame.
00:45:12.000 No.
00:45:12.000 I'm not kidding.
00:45:13.000 Amazing.
00:45:13.000 I'm not fucking kidding.
00:45:15.000 We love Eddie Gloud.
00:45:19.000 And instead of getting depressed when you see him, appreciate the clown for what he is.
00:45:23.000 A useless fucking moron who has built a career on saying systemic racism again and again and again.
00:45:32.000 Well, maybe he's gay.
00:45:33.000 You ever thought of that?
00:45:35.000 No, he's married to an ugly black woman.
00:45:37.000 I also looked that up.
00:45:39.000 So yeah, we're going behind the paywall.
00:45:40.000 We're going to answer a couple more letters.
00:45:43.000 And then we are going to take phone calls.
00:45:49.000 So goodbye, cheapskates.
00:45:51.000 See you next week.
00:45:52.000 Cheerio.
00:45:53.000 Get fired.
00:45:53.000 Get in trouble.
00:45:54.000 Be brave and never stop fighting.
00:46:09.000 Yeah, I know.