Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #12 - WHAT'S WITH SWEDEN?

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGuinness.

00:00:21.000 Speeding motorcycle always changed in me.

00:00:28.000 Speeding motorcycle, don't you drive brand new?

00:00:33.000 Can you put this on YouTube?

00:00:36.000 Speeding motorcycle.

00:00:38.000 Isn't it about context?

00:00:40.000 Of my heart.

00:00:42.000 Maybe.

00:00:43.000 I'll look it up.

00:00:45.000 Many girls have taken you for a ride. 0.99

00:00:48.000 They hurt you deep inside, but you never slowed down.

00:00:54.000 No.

00:00:56.000 No.

00:00:57.000 That was Daniel Johnson, a guy who croaked a couple days ago, September 10th, two days ago.

00:01:04.000 This is September 12th.

00:01:07.000 This is the day that Coco of the Howard Stern WACPAC's brother died.

00:01:13.000 So he thinks that he was kind of a vet of 9-11 because his brother died.

00:01:19.000 He thinks it was linked to 9-11.

00:01:21.000 So he wears like a 9-11 coat and stuff to commemorate September 12th, 2001.

00:01:27.000 I came downstairs this morning and my wife was in tears listening to Daniel Johnson.

00:01:31.000 And I got to say, I don't get it.

00:01:35.000 Daniel Johnson was a great guy.

00:01:37.000 Wrote lots of great songs.

00:01:39.000 A real genius songwriter.

00:01:42.000 But he hasn't written anything in a long time.

00:01:44.000 You haven't listened to him in a while.

00:01:45.000 Why does my wife care when people like this die? 1.00

00:01:49.000 It's actually good that he died. 0.98

00:01:51.000 He was a mental patient. 0.85

00:01:54.000 And when you have a severely handicapped son, one of the biggest problems is I have to take care of this guy forever after I die. 1.00

00:02:02.000 Who's going to take care of him after I die?

00:02:04.000 These homes are about $100,000 a year.

00:02:07.000 Say he's 40 when I die.

00:02:09.000 50, 60, 70?

00:02:11.000 That's, what, $3 million?

00:02:14.000 Every 10 years, I got to pay a million bucks.

00:02:16.000 I got to have $3 million just sitting there extra.

00:02:20.000 And then if he lives one more day, I don't know, they throw him out.

00:02:23.000 What happens to him?

00:02:24.000 And there's a great documentary about Daniel Johnson called The Devil and Daniel Johnson.

00:02:30.000 And you see the father crying, actually, talking about it, because he's so worried about him.

00:02:34.000 Who is it?

00:02:45.000 We are streaming.

00:02:46.000 Now, I was trying to look up songs to show you how great Daniel Johnson is, but it's really an acquired taste.

00:02:52.000 He played on a chord organ, a little mini chord organ with those little buttons from the 80s.

00:02:57.000 And he recorded on a ghetto blaster, the thing you just saw.

00:03:00.000 So it was very lo-fi.

00:03:03.000 He was a heavily covered writer.

00:03:06.000 I'm going to piss all the Daniel Johnson song, all the Daniel Johnson fans off right now by saying he kind of reminds me of Tim Armstrong of Rancid.

00:03:16.000 In that, the guy is just a hit machine.

00:03:20.000 He just has this weird thing in his head where he can just churn out hits.

00:03:23.000 If it makes you feel better, say Kurt Cobain.

00:03:25.000 Although Kurt Cobain didn't have that many hits.

00:03:27.000 And Kurt Cobain actually led to discovering him.

00:03:30.000 Daniel Johnson worked at a McDonald's in Austin.

00:03:32.000 He's not from Austin, but he moved there as an adult and he would hand out his tapes, yip jump and stuff.

00:03:37.000 Listen to any of those tapes anywhere.

00:03:39.000 And despite having no hardware, he made beautiful songs.

00:03:44.000 Beatles level songs.

00:03:46.000 Yeah, you heard me.

00:03:47.000 Beatles level.

00:03:49.000 Now you just pissed off the Beatles fans on top of that.

00:03:52.000 Good.

00:03:52.000 I hate Beatles fans.

00:03:53.000 Yeah, me too.

00:03:54.000 The only thing I hate more than the Beatles is Beatles fans.

00:03:57.000 I've never gotten down with the Beats.

00:03:59.000 You know what would be weird?

00:04:00.000 Being a Rolling Stones fan now.

00:04:04.000 Like you just get into it?

00:04:05.000 Yeah, listening to their hot new album.

00:04:07.000 Oh, wait, that would go the same for AC DC, too.

00:04:10.000 Like, I don't know if Rolling Stones actually put anything new out.

00:04:12.000 But AC DC.

00:04:13.000 You just called the Rolling Stones Rolling Stone?

00:04:16.000 I don't think so.

00:04:17.000 What's with you today, by the way?

00:04:18.000 You're a little off.

00:04:19.000 I needed my drink.

00:04:21.000 Your what drink?

00:04:22.000 I have a drink.

00:04:24.000 What's your drink?

00:04:24.000 It's the...

00:04:28.000 Liquid Rage?

00:04:29.000 Liquid Rage by Agret Suko.

00:04:33.000 It's on Netflix.

00:04:34.000 It's like a kid's show, I think.

00:04:35.000 So it's an energy drink?

00:04:37.000 Yeah, it's an anime drink.

00:04:38.000 So you're just not caffeinated.

00:04:39.000 Is that the problem?

00:04:40.000 Yeah, I didn't make coffee today.

00:04:42.000 I didn't make it.

00:04:43.000 Well, we could probably find a moment to squeeze it in.

00:04:44.000 But yeah, play that Yola Tango cover.

00:04:47.000 Okay.

00:04:48.000 This is his music done by a band.

00:04:53.000 That's nice.

00:04:54.000 It must be hard to play the guitar.

00:04:56.000 It's not really.

00:04:58.000 Always changing me.

00:05:04.000 This is the same song we just heard.

00:05:06.000 Don't you drive recklessly.

00:05:08.000 A speeding motorcycle.

00:05:13.000 Of my heart.

00:05:17.000 Speeding motorcycle of my heart.

00:05:19.000 Beautiful.

00:05:21.000 Many girls have taken you out for a ride. 1.00

00:05:24.000 I sent you one of his first records, one of his first cassettes, actually.

00:05:28.000 And it's kind of cool because you can just, songs of pain, you can just drop the needle anywhere and you can sort of hear his talent.

00:05:36.000 My parents are in town and I was playing it this morning. 0.99

00:05:38.000 Well, KEXP was playing it while my wife cried and my dad just goes, what is the shit? 0.99

00:05:45.000 It's making him angry hearing it. 0.99

00:05:48.000 And the song was speeding motorcycle.

00:05:50.000 I'm going to put on 1757.

00:05:51.000 what do we got here you know what we're doing we're marching to hell come and join us have some fun dancing joy beneath the neon light We're the world, the wicked world.

00:06:09.000 Marching to hell.

00:06:12.000 We know what we're doing. 0.99

00:06:14.000 We're marching to hell. 0.98

00:06:16.000 Join the hell in demons. 0.99

00:06:20.000 Okay, I want the autists out there. 1.00

00:06:22.000 The beauty of Free Speech Live is we can have our research team look up two things for me.

00:06:27.000 One, there Is a song called Funeral Home by Daniel Johnson.

00:06:33.000 I heard it once with a full band, and I cannot find it anywhere.

00:06:39.000 Not on Spotify, not on YouTube.

00:06:41.000 It's a full band with Daniel Johnson.

00:06:43.000 Funeral Home, Funeral Home.

00:06:45.000 He's literally going to the funeral home right now.

00:06:48.000 Got me a coffin shiny and black.

00:06:51.000 I'm going to the funeral and I'm never coming back.

00:06:56.000 I can't find that with the full band, so please dig that up.

00:06:58.000 Secondly, he went to a mental institution a lot and he had schizophrenia and he was bipolar.

00:07:06.000 But he likes antidepressants, and I don't believe in antidepressants.

00:07:10.000 Now, here's the second thing I want you autists to look up. 1.00

00:07:13.000 There's a European guy, he's a British guy, and he wrote a book recently, not Kirsch, that was the 90s, very recent book.

00:07:19.000 I had him on my show.

00:07:20.000 I had him on the Gavin McInnes show.

00:07:22.000 And, God, I think he has a weird European name like Hans Bugelberg.

00:07:28.000 Don't look that up, Brian.

00:07:29.000 Okay.

00:07:30.000 And he wrote this book about antidepressants and how, yes, a fraction of them have been affected, but for the most part, it's a placebo.

00:07:40.000 And he shows this graph of depression going up like this recently and antidepressants being introduced about here and it not changing the chart.

00:07:51.000 And then the use of antidepressants goes up.

00:07:53.000 Now, if antidepressants work, the second they hit, you'd see this, and then as they went up, you'd see this.

00:08:00.000 And depression would be going down as the antidepressants went up.

00:08:03.000 That doesn't happen.

00:08:04.000 This happens.

00:08:06.000 I may be flipping it.

00:08:07.000 Back Alicia! 1.00

00:08:10.000 That's your new thing?

00:08:12.000 Put the soundboards?

00:08:14.000 Yeah.

00:08:14.000 Yes.

00:08:15.000 What's Back Alicia got to do with what I'm talking about?

00:08:17.000 And should your little quirky buttons derail the whole show?

00:08:25.000 Is that the point of those buttons?

00:08:27.000 No.

00:08:28.000 What has By Felicia got to do with the treatment of depression?

00:08:33.000 Because it was wrong.

00:08:35.000 It was like, it's fooie.

00:08:36.000 It's a placebo.

00:08:38.000 So it's like, bye.

00:08:39.000 Um, I was going through some Daniel Johnson stuff to prepare for the show, and I didn't choose a bunch of songs because, as you can hear, it's very lo-fi, and I don't think I'll sell him on you if I just play that.

00:08:53.000 The only thing I could sell you on would be that funeral home song, which hopefully will be dug up over the course of the next hour or so.

00:09:00.000 We'll be taking calls to, we've got a jam-packed show for you tonight.

00:09:03.000 We got Angry Foreigner is going to come on. 1.00

00:09:06.000 What are you doing?

00:09:08.000 We didn't show this.

00:09:08.000 This is the devil in me.

00:09:10.000 Yeah, we'll get to that, Wiener Roast.

00:09:12.000 I'm talking about the show.

00:09:15.000 How'd you get the nickname D-Rail Johnson?

00:09:18.000 I don't think that that's my name.

00:09:20.000 It is now.

00:09:21.000 Dang it. 0.99

00:09:23.000 Angry Foreigner is going to come on and try to explain to us what the fuck is going on with Sweden. 1.00

00:09:28.000 It is the new weirdest place in the world. 0.99

00:09:31.000 They all want to die over there, and I want to find out why.

00:09:35.000 We're going to show you a new little teaser for the new Milo Yiannopoulos show.

00:09:39.000 He's on Fridays now, every Fortnite, which means this Friday.

00:09:45.000 What else do we got here?

00:09:48.000 Because I want to put this show for free up on YouTube, we're going to, well, I guess we'll have to edit some parts out.

00:09:55.000 We're going to show a few highlights because people who don't subscribe to free speech.tv will not know about our interview with Laura Loomer this week or our Hangout Sesh with Michelle Malkin. 0.79

00:10:07.000 And we just picked a random highlight of Ryan and I riffing about shit. 0.57

00:10:11.000 So we'll show that. 0.98

00:10:14.000 But yeah, before we leave Daniel Johnson to his grave, don't cry.

00:10:19.000 You still have all his songs.

00:10:20.000 It's good that he's dead, I'm afraid, because his dad's going to die soon if his dad isn't already dead.

00:10:26.000 And the guy can't take care of himself. 0.99

00:10:28.000 He's severely mentally disabled.

00:10:32.000 And if you want to hear more about it, you've got to check out The Devil and Daniel Johnson.

00:10:36.000 Do you want to play some of that?

00:10:39.000 I met him once.

00:10:44.000 He really queued it up at a great spot.

00:10:47.000 Let's watch some reviews of the documentary.

00:10:53.000 My name is Daniel Johnson.

00:10:54.000 This is the name of my tape.

00:10:55.000 That's hi, how are you?

00:10:56.000 And I was having a second.

00:10:57.000 That's the shirt Kurt Cobain wore.

00:11:03.000 He's a skinny little kid, fairly demented, and he said, I just want to give you my tape.

00:11:08.000 And I put it on the tape layer, and it just blew my mind.

00:11:10.000 Daniel Johnson drew these pictures.

00:11:12.000 He's great at drawing, too.

00:11:30.000 He was thin as a rail, losing weight.

00:11:33.000 Was completely delusional.

00:11:35.000 He was hospitalized almost immediately.

00:11:38.000 He was obsessed with the devil and Satan.

00:11:40.000 He became so obsessed that it was all he could talk about.

00:11:43.000 This is Daniel Johnston speaking from a mental hospital.

00:11:47.000 They tell me I'm crazy here.

00:11:51.000 Out come the demons. 1.00

00:11:54.000 Fuck those pills. 1.00

00:11:57.000 See if you can find that clip where he's talking to himself. 1.00

00:12:01.000 Someone played him an old tape of Daniel Johnson when he was, you know, 17.

00:12:06.000 And then at the age of 58, this is shortly before he died.

00:12:09.000 No, this was 2015.

00:12:10.000 So he would be 55 listening to himself answering questions.

00:12:21.000 Yeah, no, I had the same feeling.

00:12:24.000 None of it's a happy thing, though, man.

00:12:27.000 I've got this pain in my brain.

00:12:28.000 It won't go away, you know?

00:12:30.000 Yeah, I know.

00:12:31.000 You had to try some antidepressants.

00:12:34.000 That's what I got.

00:12:34.000 And I do a lot better these days than I used to.

00:12:39.000 It's all about her, though, man.

00:12:41.000 I got this pain in my brain.

00:12:44.000 Yeah.

00:12:45.000 You know?

00:12:46.000 It's going to crush me to death.

00:12:48.000 Yeah.

00:12:50.000 You know?

00:12:51.000 Just pop.

00:12:52.000 You know why you see bums always scavengering the garbage looking for cigarette butts? 1.00

00:12:58.000 Yeah.

00:12:59.000 Nicotine is a great self-medication tool for schizophrenia.

00:13:04.000 It really keeps the voices at bay.

00:13:06.000 That's why you always see schizophrenics chain-smoking cigarettes. 1.00

00:13:12.000 I learned from a bartender.

00:13:14.000 It cheers me up.

00:13:15.000 I get depressed too.

00:13:16.000 I know it's me.

00:13:17.000 I love you, Danny.

00:13:20.000 I don't know, Dan.

00:13:22.000 I don't know if I can talk myself out of this one, you know?

00:13:25.000 Oh, no, no.

00:13:28.000 Rider, you are a writer, but you better write fast because your paper's on fire.

00:13:37.000 See, that's a perfect example of his genius.

00:13:41.000 Rider, you're a writer, but you better write fast because the paper's on fire.

00:13:46.000 Even the cadence of that is amazing.

00:13:49.000 So, yeah, when I heard he died, I just thought of his dad and I thought, what a relief that must be for that man.

00:13:56.000 But my dad is in town, and it's a relief that he's leaving today. 1.00

00:14:00.000 Holy shit! 0.99

00:14:03.000 Can those people get on your nerves? 1.00

00:14:05.000 They don't understand anything.

00:14:07.000 At one point, we're watching the Mets game, and he's just going about every minute and a half. 0.99

00:14:18.000 And I go, what the fuck are you doing? 0.98

00:14:20.000 And he goes, I'm sorry. 1.00

00:14:22.000 And I go, you just keep going, mmm, what are you getting a blowjob or something? 0.99

00:14:26.000 I can't see. 0.99

00:14:27.000 And he goes, I'm just relaxing.

00:14:30.000 And I go, who moans while they're relaxing?

00:14:34.000 And he goes, you're very easily annoyed.

00:14:36.000 Meanwhile, his breath is so bad.

00:14:38.000 I was carrying around a thing of mouthwash and a thing of gum everywhere I went.

00:14:43.000 And I left him at my local bar yesterday because he wanted to stay.

00:14:47.000 I just said to everyone there, hey, if you can handle his breath for more than 10 minutes, we have an award ceremony going out. 0.99

00:14:54.000 There's a trophy for who can tolerate the fucking Chernobyl that leaks from his mouthpiece. 0.99

00:15:01.000 Or here's another reason why. 0.99

00:15:03.000 I think it's important your parents visit and you hang out with them just until you stop getting annoyed by them.

00:15:08.000 It's sort of like working out.

00:15:09.000 You should box and box until you don't hate skipping rope anymore.

00:15:12.000 You have to get through the hump.

00:15:15.000 And we definitely got through the hump.

00:15:16.000 I learned to love their idiosyncrasies.

00:15:18.000 But last night, I sent my dad, we were watching Game of Thrones.

00:15:22.000 My wife's really into it. 0.99

00:15:23.000 I don't watch it, but whatever.

00:15:24.000 It was better than having to talk.

00:15:26.000 And so we're sitting in the basement watching the show.

00:15:30.000 And I send her a picture of my dad.

00:15:31.000 And I say, when the people watching Game of Thrones are more Game of Thrones than Game of Thrones.

00:15:37.000 And maybe you could just show the picture.

00:15:40.000 So that's our basement.

00:15:41.000 Those little dots are these little Velco tabs I made for the remotes that you're supposed to put them all on, which no one ever does.

00:15:47.000 But look at his outfit.

00:15:48.000 So he drank all day, and that means you pass out, right?

00:15:53.000 But then you wake up at, you know, 10 o'clock, ready to take on the world.

00:15:57.000 But you're in your underwear.

00:15:58.000 So he comes down and then he thinks, oh, I might scare people because his body is an old man's body. 0.95

00:16:05.000 And I heard one of his friends describe it.

00:16:07.000 They were on some golfing trip.

00:16:08.000 And he got up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and he's nude and some people are still up.

00:16:12.000 And one of his friends goes, hey, look, there's a wine bag.

00:16:15.000 And then someone else goes, oh, the spout's still on it.

00:16:18.000 Because the skin hangs off you like a shirt when you're that age.

00:16:22.000 So he's walking around the house in his underwear.

00:16:25.000 And then he goes, oh, that might offend people.

00:16:27.000 So he finds my Mets coat and just puts that on.

00:16:31.000 So we're watching Game of Thrones and something from Game of Thrones comes down wearing a Mets jacket.

00:16:36.000 And I go, what are you doing with my Mets jacket? 0.96

00:16:39.000 And he goes, oh, I have an ugly body. 0.98

00:16:44.000 Oh, okay. 0.99

00:16:44.000 Well, now everything's fine. 0.99

00:16:46.000 You've got your cod piece and your Mets coat and your bare feet and you're sitting there in the basement on my weird hipster couch looking like some sort of ghoul, some sort of Nosferatu prophet who's blind but can see more than all of us.

00:17:05.000 I introduced him to Michelle Malkin.

00:17:06.000 I go, I thought it would be important for you to meet my dad so you know what I would look like if I had AIDS.

00:17:11.000 He looks like the Queen's Hugh Hefner.

00:17:16.000 Oh, Jesus.

00:17:17.000 Anyway, I sent my wife that text, right?

00:17:20.000 And then I come upstairs and I see a phone and I go, whose phone is this?

00:17:24.000 And I see my text to her that says, and it says dad instead of Gavin or my God is what she should call me.

00:17:34.000 So I go, why my dad in your phone?

00:17:36.000 I go, these texts aren't simultaneously going to your daughter, are they?

00:17:40.000 Your daughter, our daughter.

00:17:41.000 I'm not going to say her name.

00:17:43.000 Which has happened before when my wife would give her her old phone.

00:17:46.000 And I go, because I've sent you some pretty raunchy stuff.

00:17:49.000 I hope our daughter isn't seeing this.

00:17:52.000 And she goes, no, no, don't worry about it.

00:17:53.000 It's probably, oh, I just said her name.

00:17:56.000 Going into our phone and changing your name.

00:18:00.000 And she goes, oh, okay.

00:18:02.000 Because I want to make sure that she's not getting our texts.

00:18:05.000 And then my mother shows up and she goes, what's happening?

00:18:09.000 What's happening?

00:18:09.000 I was like, it's none of your business.

00:18:11.000 What's happening?

00:18:12.000 Uber called you.

00:18:14.000 How do you get Uber called you out of why is my name dad in your phone?

00:18:20.000 And particularly, why is that a panicking thing?

00:18:22.000 Yeah, and why are you getting involved?

00:18:23.000 Say Uber did call me.

00:18:24.000 Why are you getting involved?

00:18:27.000 Jesus Christ.

00:18:30.000 Anyway, we haven't even started the show yet.

00:18:32.000 You know, somebody has written in and they say, I'm glad you guys don't like the Beatles either.

00:18:38.000 This goes somewhere, by the way.

00:18:39.000 They're a children's band, Rocky Raccoon.

00:18:41.000 It's for little kids.

00:18:42.000 Helter Skelter was the only adult song they ever...

00:18:55.000 Definitely.

00:18:55.000 It's a great introduction for little children.

00:18:57.000 Hey, Jude.

00:18:58.000 Hey, Jude.

00:19:00.000 But I think they got the guy that you're looking for.

00:19:01.000 But they say, I think I've done more damage to music than any other single force in history.

00:19:05.000 Go ahead and find another one.

00:19:06.000 I guarantee you, they came after the Beatles and they were enabled by the Beatles.

00:19:09.000 You read like someone who doesn't read books.

00:19:11.000 I'm reading like I'm, like you're going to stop me at any point and tell me I'm retarded or something. 0.67

00:19:15.000 I just did.

00:19:16.000 Okay.

00:19:17.000 Yes, you did.

00:19:17.000 Yeah, you did.

00:19:19.000 He doesn't have a weird name, and now I can't remember if it was Kirsch or blah, blah, blah.

00:19:22.000 So he sends this, and I think this is the guy.

00:19:26.000 The Emperor's New Drugs, Exploding the Antidepressant Myth.

00:19:29.000 By Irving Kirsch.

00:19:30.000 Yeah, I don't think it's Kirsch. 0.94

00:19:32.000 Ah, frick. 0.74

00:19:33.000 And is Irving Kirsch British? 0.82

00:19:35.000 That's the most famous book on the subject.

00:19:38.000 This guy goes back to the 90s.

00:19:39.000 The guy I had on my show was he's much younger.

00:19:44.000 He's probably about 30.

00:19:46.000 And glad you enjoyed your white claw there, Ryan, as fruit flies buzz around my microphone.

00:19:52.000 Claw.

00:19:53.000 Hey, yeah, folks, thanks, Autistic Researchers. 0.57

00:19:56.000 But the first Google hit is not really research.

00:19:59.000 Sorry, Greg.

00:20:00.000 It's occurred to me what the first Google hit is. 0.99

00:20:04.000 You could maybe cross-reference it to see if I've ever interviewed him, you penis. 1.00

00:20:09.000 You're a penis, dude. 1.00

00:20:11.000 If you're American when you're inside the bathroom, what are you? 1.00

00:20:14.000 No, when you're outside the bathroom, what are you when you're inside the bathroom?

00:20:19.000 European.

00:20:21.000 Nice.

00:20:22.000 Wait, can we be high five like this?

00:20:28.000 That ruled. 0.97

00:20:30.000 By the way, this brought up an interesting question when I'm listening to Daniel Johnson, who's clearly mentally disturbed.

00:20:36.000 What is exploitation? 1.00

00:20:39.000 Having a black man dance around with white gloves and go, yo, I'm a stupid dummy. 1.00

00:20:45.000 That's the most clear example, right? 1.00

00:20:48.000 But what about Daniel Johnson? 0.98

00:20:51.000 He was mentally ill, deeply disturbed. 0.98

00:20:53.000 Everyone loved him, loved his music, clapped, encouraged his tangents. 0.90

00:20:57.000 I can't see how that could be exploitation. 1.00

00:21:03.000 The girl, all those little kids who would say, fuck you, Donald Trump. 1.00

00:21:07.000 I'm here forever. 1.00

00:21:08.000 I like burritos.

00:21:09.000 I'm Mexican. 1.00

00:21:10.000 Fuck you. 1.00

00:21:10.000 And the kids like ate. 1.00

00:21:12.000 That's clearly exploitation.

00:21:14.000 Greta Thurnberg.

00:21:15.000 I'll leave that open interpretation.

00:21:17.000 I don't know.

00:21:18.000 I mean, she's like 16.

00:21:21.000 Soph, people have accused Soph on our own network.

00:21:25.000 We should make a commercial, a sizzle reel for Soph.

00:21:28.000 She's made her own on BitChute, but we should make her one. 1.00

00:21:31.000 Okay.

00:21:31.000 Do you want to show the Milo one while we're at it?

00:21:34.000 I'm pretty happy with it.

00:21:36.000 Me three.

00:21:38.000 Maybe cut me right out of this and just show the whole thing. 1.00

00:21:45.000 But to be quite honest with you, fuck your feelings. 1.00

00:21:47.000 Bullshit. 1.00

00:21:49.000 Bullshit. 1.00

00:21:50.000 How fucking dare you call me a white supremacist? 1.00

00:21:50.000 Fuck you. 1.00

00:21:53.000 No, I like to think of myself as a virtuous troll. 1.00

00:21:55.000 Feminism is cancer. 1.00

00:21:57.000 Whoa! 1.00

00:22:02.000 Oh, stop it.

00:22:03.000 Very easily triggered.

00:22:05.000 I shouldn't really exist, but I do.

00:22:07.000 Unfortunately for that.

00:22:15.000 Excellent.

00:22:21.000 Well, I hope you're happy.

00:22:23.000 There was a fight in here while you were gone.

00:22:27.000 You broke my treasured item.

00:22:31.000 Ryan has two Pez on his desk, a Woody and a Buzz Lightyear, and he has them near cords.

00:22:38.000 So every time he moves around, they go flying off, fall off the desk.

00:22:42.000 I said, I'm going to smash those if that ever happens again.

00:22:47.000 And he said, no, no, no, I'll move them.

00:22:49.000 Happened again.

00:22:50.000 We had a fight.

00:22:51.000 He's quite strong.

00:22:52.000 I tried to tickle you, and it didn't work very well.

00:22:55.000 No, now I just have a pain.

00:22:57.000 I have a sharp pain where you were tickling me.

00:22:59.000 I don't know what that was.

00:23:00.000 If you were ticklish, you would have let go of the grill.

00:23:02.000 You think I'm going to go, tee?

00:23:04.000 Yes. 0.59

00:23:06.000 But I managed to rip Buzz's head off. 0.70

00:23:08.000 So I fixed the one part.

00:23:10.000 Show the folks at home.

00:23:12.000 Buzz's head is gone.

00:23:14.000 But Woody is fine.

00:23:15.000 So this is what happened.

00:23:16.000 It dropped and it fell on this corner here.

00:23:19.000 Like over here.

00:23:21.000 And me and him both look at each other.

00:23:23.000 And then he looks... 1.00

00:23:27.000 Like in a fucking movie. 1.00

00:23:28.000 And then he goes for it. 1.00

00:23:29.000 And I was like, no, it was a gift.

00:23:31.000 And this is all off-camera.

00:23:32.000 I'm like, why is this happening off camera?

00:23:34.000 This is not for the job.

00:23:36.000 Because I stamped on Buzz as hard as I could.

00:23:39.000 Maybe it's because I'm wearing chucks. 1.00

00:23:40.000 Well, he's also a fucking Space Ranger. 0.99

00:23:44.000 So he's been through, you know, he's Zorg. 1.00

00:23:47.000 He's battled Zorg.

00:23:48.000 Anyway, that's Ryan's Perpetual Childhood.

00:23:54.000 That's Milo's new show.

00:23:57.000 Shares tomorrow.

00:23:58.000 And I'm trying to get Joe Biggs and Laura Loomer, too, for the island of banned misfits toys. 0.93

00:24:04.000 But yeah, look up Drag Syndrome. 0.98

00:24:07.000 Because I like the subject of exploitation.

00:24:10.000 But don't look up Toy Story. 1.00

00:24:12.000 No one gives a shit about your fucking perpetual adolescence frozen in amber. 1.00

00:24:17.000 Grow up and fuck off. 1.00

00:24:23.000 Toy Story. 1.00

00:24:24.000 My children are too old for Toy Story.

00:24:26.000 My six-year-old isn't into Toy Story.

00:24:30.000 Well, he was.

00:24:31.000 They're missing out.

00:24:32.000 He was, but he's too old for it now.

00:24:37.000 It's called the trans. 0.99

00:24:38.000 Drag Syndrome. 0.84

00:24:40.000 It was a group of young people with Down syndrome.

00:24:45.000 And drag is big now.

00:24:46.000 The left, they have these random fads.

00:24:49.000 Like it'll be Afro-punk is their big thing. 0.79

00:24:54.000 And then it'll be trans. 1.00

00:24:56.000 And then trans people are too mentally ill. 1.00

00:24:58.000 And I think black people are too anti-gay marriage. 1.00

00:25:02.000 They're too Christian for them. 1.00

00:25:03.000 And they're not into LGBT enough. 0.99

00:25:06.000 So they dropped blacks. 0.81

00:25:07.000 That wasn't working. 0.96

00:25:07.000 And Hispanics, they like them for a bit, but they're a little too Catholic. 0.96

00:25:11.000 So yeah, they got rid of them. 0.93

00:25:12.000 So now their new thing is drag queens. 1.00

00:25:14.000 They're funny.

00:25:15.000 And so they have drag story time.

00:25:17.000 And now people with Down syndrome are getting pulled into drag.

00:25:20.000 Is that him...

00:25:26.000 Is that guy in blackface?

00:25:27.000 I feel really confident to work with different people with disability and not wanting to be drag. 0.85

00:25:34.000 My name is Daniel Weiss, and I'm the creative director of Drag Syndrome.

00:25:40.000 How does this guy sleep as well?

00:25:41.000 As long as I'm aware.

00:25:42.000 Well, I think the jury's still out on whether it's exploitation.

00:25:45.000 Well, I think if they're willing, then it's not exploitation.

00:25:49.000 I mean, of course, like, I hate drag story time, and I hate seeing an adult twerk in front of a three-year-old. 0.97

00:25:56.000 And I hate children being dragged to pride parades where there's nude men with their dicks out and kids feeling totally uncomfortable. 0.97

00:26:02.000 There's a whole montage of that. 0.97

00:26:06.000 And this doesn't smell quite right.

00:26:09.000 It smells like this new drag fad, and they're pulling in people with Down syndrome. 1.00

00:26:14.000 But here's the big picture: are they having fun?

00:26:18.000 They look like it.

00:26:20.000 They look like they're having fun.

00:26:21.000 I feel like they're being used for someone else's agenda.

00:26:26.000 But is it exploitation if they're having fun?

00:26:29.000 That's the million dollar question.

00:26:31.000 Like here's... 1.00

00:26:36.000 I know our viewers just instantly are disgusted by this and think I'm an idiot. 0.97

00:26:41.000 But I'm trying to be real Plato about this, Platonic. 0.96

00:26:48.000 How's Your News is a good example of handicapped people doing stuff that is clearly not exploitation?

00:26:55.000 How's Your News was Arthur Bradford, who used to work at a camp for handicapped kids called Camp Jabberwocky.

00:27:01.000 And he did a show called How's Your News.

00:27:03.000 I used to hang out with those guys.

00:27:04.000 I was friends with some of the special people.

00:27:08.000 Her, Susan. 1.00

00:27:11.000 Is that the one that was like a jerk to you? 1.00

00:27:12.000 No. 1.00

00:27:13.000 Yeah, we stopped being friends because she was a bitch. 1.00

00:27:15.000 You've never seen a news show like this before. 1.00

00:27:18.000 Here comes How's Hanuk. 0.95

00:27:20.000 We're going to tear this apart.

00:27:23.000 We all met at a summer camp for people with disabilities.

00:27:25.000 Now we're traveling across America to bring you the story like no one else can.

00:27:29.000 Now the truth comes out.

00:27:30.000 Have Star Magazine and I've seen your picture in it.

00:27:33.000 Well, it's in there quite a bit.

00:27:35.000 I love Pana Montana.

00:27:36.000 I watch it every day.

00:27:37.000 Thank you.

00:27:37.000 Are you sent to be at the Grammys?

00:27:39.000 Very.

00:27:40.000 Yeah, we watched today.

00:27:41.000 Those are cool blazers.

00:27:44.000 Okay, anyway.

00:27:45.000 So that's clearly not exploitation.

00:27:47.000 So if you're going to be outraged, you better have a point.

00:27:51.000 And I don't really have a great argument for why drag syndrome is different than How's Your News. 0.99

00:27:57.000 Yes, it's part of this gay agenda to normalize homosexuality. 1.00

00:28:03.000 No, I don't believe that those people with Down syndrome are gay. 0.98

00:28:08.000 But they're having a gay old time. 0.96

00:28:11.000 Maybe because, you know what? 0.96

00:28:12.000 You know what the difference I see?

00:28:14.000 It's not their idea to do this makeup thing.

00:28:17.000 How's your news wasn't their idea?

00:28:19.000 Yeah, but they're just being themselves.

00:28:22.000 There's not somebody else like putting makeup on them and making them do that.

00:28:25.000 Are they crying their eyes out when they get the makeup put on them?

00:28:27.000 You know, they're happy.

00:28:30.000 But, yeah, I don't know.

00:28:31.000 Like, have a kid with Down syndrome and get back to me before you start preaching about what someone who's sitting at home can and can't do.

00:28:38.000 My problem with political correctness, and I think the right can get a little politically correct too, is they're so worried about don't say this, don't do that, that the kid with Down syndrome is in the basement.

00:28:49.000 You know, it's this whole like don't culture.

00:28:53.000 And that's why I say at the end of every show, get in trouble.

00:28:56.000 Do get out there.

00:28:57.000 Like this whole idea of football will give you concussions and you have to wear a bicycle helmet when you ride your bike and there's creeps out there that are going to kidnap you.

00:29:06.000 All right, let's keep the kid at home safe playing video games and eating processed food where he'll die of obesity.

00:29:13.000 Now he's safe.

00:29:14.000 And political correctness puts handicapped people in the basement and says, don't offend them.

00:29:19.000 You might say the wrong thing.

00:29:20.000 So just avoid them entirely and don't get them out there. 0.76

00:29:23.000 I cannot fucking believe I'm sitting here defending drag syndrome. 0.99

00:29:28.000 But I am. 0.98

00:29:33.000 Speaking of handicapped people, we watched the Bill Burr news special, Paper Tiger.

00:29:39.000 I had a much better segue in my head that I just lost.

00:29:44.000 That was a rough.

00:29:45.000 No, political correctness.

00:29:46.000 Yeah.

00:29:47.000 Speaking of political correctness, Bill Burr's Paper Tiger is out, and it's a masterpiece.

00:29:53.000 It's a masterpiece.

00:29:55.000 But I was offended by it.

00:29:57.000 Triggered.

00:29:58.000 I was triggered.

00:29:59.000 My political correctness was offended.

00:30:02.000 I'm still hurt from us wrestling over those Pez. 1.00

00:30:05.000 I'm sorry.

00:30:07.000 You've got a whole studio here.

00:30:09.000 Well, because I wanted to put them in frame so you could see my little collections.

00:30:12.000 You have your collections.

00:30:15.000 Look, you have all these toys and cool things.

00:30:17.000 I just wanted some personality on my desk.

00:30:19.000 Well, my son has a hot glue gun.

00:30:21.000 You could have glued it to the monitors.

00:30:23.000 I guess.

00:30:24.000 Now it's too late.

00:30:25.000 He's broke. 1.00

00:30:26.000 Felt good smashing that fucking stupid toy. 1.00

00:30:29.000 Because I wasn't just smashing the toy. 1.00

00:30:30.000 I was smashing your whole infantile obsession with children's shit. 1.00

00:30:34.000 I don't like that. 1.00

00:30:35.000 It's kind of creepy. 0.97

00:30:36.000 You come across like a pedophile. 0.75

00:30:38.000 You go to Aladdin by yourself. 0.99

00:30:39.000 You know who else does that? 0.90

00:30:40.000 Pedophiles.

00:30:41.000 Well, I wasn't looking around beaten off.

00:30:44.000 I went there by myself.

00:30:45.000 Actually, I was by myself.

00:30:46.000 That's what I just said.

00:30:48.000 Yeah, so wait, what's creepy about that?

00:30:51.000 Wait a minute.

00:30:52.000 You're saying you're not a pedophile because you don't show up with a bunch of Down syndrome kids in lingerie?

00:30:57.000 What are you supposed to do?

00:30:57.000 What's a pedophile supposed to do?

00:30:58.000 You mean with his date?

00:30:59.000 Nobody was in there.

00:31:01.000 It was just me.

00:31:01.000 I went to go see like a fifth week late showing.

00:31:07.000 Kid-free.

00:31:07.000 People-free.

00:31:08.000 Frankly.

00:31:09.000 Anyway, frankly.

00:31:11.000 Do your Bill Burr.

00:31:12.000 Let's save this show.

00:31:14.000 Dude, it's called Paper Tigers, you know? 1.00

00:31:16.000 We can't see you.

00:31:17.000 Oh.

00:31:18.000 Well, it's better if you don't see me because I don't look like Bill Burr.

00:31:21.000 But dude, it's brutal.

00:31:23.000 I got nothing to say.

00:31:24.000 Oh, let me interview.

00:31:25.000 Ladies and gentlemen, we have Bill Burr on the show.

00:31:27.000 Bill, welcome to the show.

00:31:28.000 How you doing?

00:31:29.000 We're just watching.

00:31:30.000 I love your feminist stuff when you make fun of male feminists and political correctness. 1.00

00:31:34.000 That's great.

00:31:35.000 That's awesome.

00:31:36.000 Yeah, dude.

00:31:36.000 It's like, you know, these feminists are like wearing dresses.

00:31:39.000 But let's just watch a little bit of it, and I want to talk to you about some things that offended me.

00:31:44.000 No problem, dude.

00:31:46.000 Man with the kid, but I'll tell you this right now.

00:31:48.000 If I've learned anything in five years of being married, is we're always working on me.

00:31:54.000 I just think to myself, like, what could my wife complain about?

00:31:57.000 What could my wife complain about? 1.00

00:31:59.000 Just pause, pause.

00:32:00.000 Did you see the Royal Albert Hall in London?

00:32:02.000 So I'm watching the show with Ryan and my wife, and I say, I wonder what the demographics are here.

00:32:09.000 Because he seems to have an upper-class appeal because he's witty and he's incredibly good at his job.

00:32:14.000 He's one of the best, probably the top five best comedians maybe of all time.

00:32:18.000 Louis C.K., Bill Burr, Dave Chappelle, I don't know, Chris Rock.

00:32:24.000 Mitch Hedberg.

00:32:25.000 I mean, but you mean successfully or like no, I just mean like quality.

00:32:29.000 Bill Hicks.

00:32:30.000 Patrice O'Neill.

00:32:31.000 Patrice O'Neill, I guess.

00:32:33.000 You got to hear a stand-up.

00:32:34.000 All right.

00:32:34.000 So he's definitely in the top 10 of all time.

00:32:37.000 And, you know, the cultured upper class, they respect culture, so they recognize that.

00:32:43.000 But he's clearly a blue-collar dude.

00:32:45.000 But the Royal Albert Hall is expensive tickets.

00:32:48.000 But, you know, he looks, all the soccer hooligans in Britain now have completely shaved heads and dress exactly like that.

00:32:55.000 So he's their icon.

00:32:56.000 Like, every Tommy Robinson supporter looks exactly like Bill Burr.

00:33:01.000 So I'm watching him.

00:33:01.000 I wonder what the demographics are.

00:33:03.000 Guess what Ryan says?

00:33:04.000 Guess what Ho says?

00:33:06.000 He goes, I don't know, British?

00:33:12.000 British at the Royal Albert Hall in London.

00:33:16.000 All right, let's watch some more of the trailer, Bill.

00:33:18.000 I like to think I'm a good dad. 0.99

00:33:21.000 I work my ass off and make a great fucking living. 0.99

00:33:23.000 Crush all of that. 0.99

00:33:25.000 All she has on me is who I am as a person.

00:33:29.000 *Loud noise*

00:33:31.000 My daughter has yet to meet the real me.

00:33:34.000 She's seen glimpses of me, like, whoa, daddy almost snapped his phone in half.

00:33:39.000 Anyway, you get it.

00:33:40.000 It's pretty good.

00:33:42.000 But here's what offended me in it.

00:33:44.000 Here's what triggered me.

00:33:44.000 This is why I want him banned off social media.

00:33:50.000 He said Colin Kaepernick taking knee was out police brutality.

00:33:53.000 He basically big upped Colin Kaepernick.

00:33:56.000 If you have a problem with police brutality, the national anthem is not the place to do it.

00:34:01.000 What has the national anthem got to do with police brutality? 0.95

00:34:05.000 So that was retarded and annoying. 1.00

00:34:07.000 Secondly, I hate robots. 1.00

00:34:12.000 I hate robot talk.

00:34:14.000 We are not at risk of being taken over by robots.

00:34:18.000 They are not going to be walking through restaurants.

00:34:21.000 May I take your order, please? 1.00

00:34:23.000 Will you get your fucking ass out of Harrison Ford's face? 1.00

00:34:27.000 Stop it. 1.00

00:34:28.000 This is not Blade Runner.

00:34:30.000 It's never, ever going to happen.

00:34:32.000 Now, algorithms are an issue. 0.99

00:34:36.000 Yes, that's going to start fucking with people. 0.98

00:34:38.000 Social credit scores. 0.97

00:34:40.000 Like in China, we're getting that here, where we're analyzing people's behavior, their Google searches.

00:34:45.000 That will start to affect your banking.

00:34:47.000 That will start to affect whether you can buy a plane ticket to a certain place.

00:34:51.000 Just like that Black Mirror episode, where they have a rating of four and they're not allowed to live in this area.

00:34:57.000 That is a definitive, objective, attainable, reasonable threat.

00:35:05.000 That is going to happen.

00:35:07.000 But robots? 0.99

00:35:08.000 Whenever I would do Fox News, especially Red Eye, they always wanted to do a segment on robots and then they have some piece of shit going, hi, how are you? 0.98

00:35:17.000 Oh, those are going to be everywhere soon. 0.98

00:35:19.000 They only cost 300 grand. 1.00

00:35:21.000 Soon everyone's going to have a fucking piece of shit from Mickey Mouse Disney World going, it's a small world after all. 1.00

00:35:30.000 Could you watch more movies, please? 1.00

00:35:32.000 That's not life.

00:35:33.000 So he goes on a whole bit.

00:35:35.000 Sorry, my allergies are annoying me. 0.99

00:35:38.000 He goes on a whole bit about how, remember when you used to fuck a blow-up doll? 0.99

00:35:42.000 No. 0.99

00:35:43.000 Those dolls were not fornicated with by anyone.

00:35:49.000 They were for bachelor parties.

00:35:50.000 They were jokes.

00:35:50.000 No one sat there with an inflatable body that I don't even think they could take your weight and made love.

00:35:57.000 You just watched porn and masturbate. 1.00

00:35:59.000 Those didn't exist. 1.00

00:36:00.000 So then he goes, well, soon this.

00:36:01.000 Oh, yeah, let's go back to you being Bill Burr.

00:36:04.000 Oh, I forgot our whole conceit.

00:36:05.000 Yeah, can I argue my...

00:36:10.000 I know.

00:36:10.000 I want to argue.

00:36:11.000 Yeah, you argue your point is Bill Burr.

00:36:13.000 Let me finish my point.

00:36:14.000 So no one slept with those inflatable things.

00:36:17.000 And as far as sleeping with those realistic looking ones, it's called the Uncanny Valley.

00:36:23.000 It freaks everyone out to look at them.

00:36:24.000 Everyone is remotely sane. 0.88

00:36:26.000 So maybe 1% of the population, probably much less than that, could possibly lie on top of the most realistic sex doll on earth. 0.94

00:36:35.000 So the idea that everyone's going to be screwing them is so implausible, it's just not funny. 0.90

00:36:41.000 And it ruined the last third of this Bill Burst special for me.

00:36:44.000 Your special, Bill.

00:36:45.000 Well, dude, you're taking totally, you're taking not into consideration the fact that there's like creepy Japanese dudes out there, you know? 1.00

00:36:52.000 There's like nerds that are like never get like, you know, like the.

00:36:55.000 I just said 1%.

00:36:56.000 Yeah, dude, there's way more of them, though. 0.98

00:36:58.000 Like, like Japan, they're not fucking at all. 1.00

00:37:01.000 They're just like playing video games and like jerking off. 1.00

00:37:03.000 It's not. 0.99

00:37:04.000 That's true.

00:37:04.000 That doesn't mean they're going to have sex with robots.

00:37:07.000 Dude, they got tons of money.

00:37:08.000 They work super hard, you know, and they just don't get laid.

00:37:11.000 So they're going to get these sex robots. 1.00

00:37:12.000 You watch, dude. 0.96

00:37:13.000 All you got to do is like put like robot on like porn hub for like two weeks.

00:37:17.000 Never, ever, ever going to happen. 0.99

00:37:19.000 Everybody's going to be jerking off. 0.99

00:37:21.000 One in I regret saying 1%. 1.00

00:37:24.000 One in 100,000 could ever possibly have sex with a blow-up doll or any kind of sex doll. 0.98

00:37:30.000 You might have the wrong Whitney Cummings queued up. 0.99

00:37:33.000 Does it say sex robot?

00:37:34.000 Yep. 0.99

00:37:35.000 Okay, so Whitney Cummings, who's a nightmare. 0.57

00:37:40.000 Such a generic.

00:37:41.000 Oh, it's time for Rose.

00:37:44.000 Oh, man.

00:37:44.000 She made a wine joke.

00:37:46.000 She's so corny. 1.00

00:37:47.000 My vagina. 1.00

00:37:49.000 I mean, I like Sarah Silverman. 0.99

00:37:51.000 Everything about her politically drives me nuts, but she's talented and her concepts are original.

00:37:57.000 Whitney Cummings is such a derivative chick. 1.00

00:37:59.000 She's basically a bachelorette party. 1.00

00:38:01.000 Yeah, she doesn't have concepts. 0.99

00:38:02.000 She has concepts. 0.99

00:38:04.000 You know, when they go out partying and they have like an inflatable penis head? 0.99

00:38:08.000 That head is Whitney. 0.98

00:38:09.000 No, that whole thing is Whitney Cummings.

00:38:11.000 She's a bachelorette. 0.97

00:38:12.000 Anyway, she did her entire...

00:38:20.000 I'm talking to a guy that makes the robots, and he was like, you know, do you want us to make a robot with your face on it?

00:38:26.000 And I was like, ugh, yes.

00:38:29.000 I'm actually in the market furnishing.

00:38:31.000 She brings a prop. 1.00

00:38:32.000 She's carer at top.

00:38:34.000 This is prop comedy.

00:38:35.000 You are the first crowd to meet robot Whitney.

00:38:39.000 She's, I don't care at top. 0.98

00:38:44.000 This isn't funny.

00:38:46.000 Yeah, the joke is done right now.

00:38:48.000 Are we in Disneyland?

00:38:50.000 Is this Chuck E. Cheese?

00:38:51.000 Is that bear going to play a banjo?

00:38:58.000 Listen to those women screaming. 1.00

00:39:00.000 I guarantee.

00:39:01.000 Why Cummings makes me sexist.

00:39:03.000 Do you want to do a bet?

00:39:04.000 Do you think she made a quick... 0.97

00:39:10.000 Oh, wait.

00:39:11.000 I didn't notice this.

00:39:11.000 The robot has a Stephen Brody Stevens pin on it.

00:39:15.000 Huh?

00:39:15.000 Yeah.

00:39:20.000 That was a nice way for her to commemorate the suicide of her friend.

00:39:24.000 Throw a pin on a robot.

00:39:26.000 Yanks a lot.

00:39:27.000 Nice funeral.

00:39:29.000 We did way more for Daniel Johnson than she did for Stephen Brody Stevens.

00:39:34.000 He's going to put that in his credits.

00:39:35.000 Hangover one, cut out of hangover two, on a robot of Whitney Cummings.

00:39:40.000 Yes.

00:39:41.000 I would like you to say hello to this lovely audience.

00:39:44.000 Hey, Hookers. 1.00

00:39:47.000 It's got a dirty mouth. 1.00

00:39:48.000 I had to do it. 0.98

00:39:50.000 Ew.

00:39:51.000 I didn't expect this problem, but it's weirdly hard to name a robot that's going to be a little bit more fun. 0.96

00:39:55.000 Okay, shut up. 0.99

00:39:55.000 Get her out of my life. 0.99

00:39:57.000 But Ryan, to his credit, pointed out something about this special that I thought was incredibly interesting.

00:39:57.000 Isn't that bad?

00:40:03.000 She, the only, let me carefully phrase this.

00:40:07.000 So she has nothing to offer. 1.00

00:40:08.000 It's just the same derivative chick garbage. 0.99

00:40:11.000 But she does have a new piece of flair. 1.00

00:40:13.000 And I thought, all right, well, at least that's kind of interesting, but it's confusing.

00:40:17.000 Where have I seen that before?

00:40:19.000 Check it out. 0.94

00:40:20.000 Obviously, wants it with that adorable little, but I can see its butthole. 1.00

00:40:25.000 If that's not asking for it, I don't know what is. 0.70

00:40:28.000 Okay, go back.

00:40:30.000 Let's just watch it one more time.

00:40:31.000 when she says, I don't know what is.

00:40:33.000 Frustration because sometimes I will see a service dog at the airport. 1.00

00:40:38.000 'Cause I'm gonna pet that fucking dog. 1.00

00:40:40.000 I mean, it's a dog. 1.00

00:40:41.000 It obviously wants it. 0.98

00:40:42.000 With that adorable little, but I don't know if it's gonna be its butthole. 0.97

00:40:46.000 If that's not asking for it, watch, watch. 0.96

00:40:48.000 I don't know what is.

00:40:49.000 Dang.

00:40:51.000 It's Sebastian Maniscalco.

00:40:53.000 It absolutely is.

00:40:54.000 She's taking his whole Italian effusive hyperbole. 0.92

00:41:01.000 You know, this is a thing now where people, comedians are taking classes from mimes.

00:41:07.000 So he does this too.

00:41:08.000 Maniscalco works with mime people. 0.74

00:41:12.000 My father comes and could take everything in the house.

00:41:16.000 He asked me what I paid for stuff constantly.

00:41:18.000 He'll walk around the house and just pay.

00:41:20.000 How much you pay for the price?

00:41:22.000 So now I got to give him parent price.

00:41:24.000 Can't tell your parents to pull price.

00:41:26.000 They'll have a heart attack.

00:41:27.000 Why would you do that?

00:41:31.000 He is the move master.

00:41:33.000 That was a lot less Menascalcoy than I've seen him, actually.

00:41:36.000 Really?

00:41:36.000 I looked for a while for that clip.

00:41:39.000 I was hoping he got an exact one like that.

00:41:41.000 Where he's like, he's like, and then my grandmother's got the pizza sauce in the kitchen.

00:41:50.000 I don't know what he's talking about the pizza sauce.

00:41:52.000 And I'm stirring the thing.

00:41:54.000 I think I might have made that joke up.

00:41:56.000 It's like, Italians, I don't know why, but Italians are big with the hand gestures. 0.97

00:42:00.000 And so he, because he's Italian, goes, I'm going to take that thing that Italians do, and I'm going to exaggerate it. 1.00

00:42:08.000 Which is great.

00:42:08.000 That's funny.

00:42:09.000 It's like exaggerate the stereotypes of your culture. 0.97

00:42:12.000 But then when some chick is like, and then I got a sex doll, you go, what are you doing? 0.94

00:42:17.000 That's not your culture. 0.99

00:42:21.000 Jeez. 1.00

00:42:23.000 I think this is why a lot of female comedians like to shit on men. 1.00

00:42:26.000 Because they want to get rid of the competition. 1.00

00:42:31.000 All right.

00:42:33.000 Should we do a greatest hit from this week?

00:42:36.000 So the non-subscribers can see how incredibly exciting our show is.

00:42:39.000 What were you looking for?

00:42:41.000 An impression of Manascalco, my friend Mike Figgs does.

00:42:44.000 It's like really spot on.

00:42:46.000 But I can't find it.

00:42:48.000 So let's show the Laura Loomer. 0.64

00:42:51.000 Should we the Laura Loomer or the Michelle Malkin?

00:42:54.000 We'll go and.

00:42:55.000 We'll go Loomer.

00:42:56.000 Let's do Michelle. 0.99

00:42:59.000 She introduces sort of the origins, as far as her career goes, with censorship, where this new hope-not-hate-like Soros globalist anti-hate group had deemed certain words verboten.

00:43:13.000 Ring any bells?

00:43:16.000 A chapter, because you haven't read it yet, all the way through.

00:43:20.000 I can't read.

00:43:22.000 So I'm waiting for the audio.

00:43:25.000 Where I talk about something that, of course, people who are in the immigration enforcement community have been familiar with for years now.

00:43:34.000 But really the roots of this deplatforming, for me at least, I trace to 2006 and 2007.

00:43:44.000 And I had appeared in an early video that was put out by the National Council of La Lata.

00:43:52.000 Did I say that right?

00:43:53.000 La Lata.

00:43:54.000 La La Ta.

00:43:56.000 The race. 1.00

00:43:57.000 Fucking name. 1.00

00:43:58.000 Yes, they're allowed to get away with that. 1.00

00:44:01.000 Targeting people like me who have been forceful advocates for strict immigration control and enforcement.

00:44:10.000 So the YouTube channel was called We Can Stop the Hate, and there was a menu of code words of hate that were part of the very first dictionary of banned words, essentially.

00:44:23.000 And I was guilty because at the time I had come out with invasion in 2002.

00:44:31.000 And in the next four to five years, kept pounding away at this theme that immigration should be treated as a national security issue.

00:44:40.000 And I was fairly unapologetic about calling attention to groups like La Rasa and essentially these militant ethnic separatists who even at that time, people forget that during the Bush amnesty years of 2006 and 2007, these people were like pre-Antifa.

00:45:02.000 It's so strange too because they would have these rallies with these signs saying we're sick of being in the shadows.

00:45:07.000 You said you're right there.

00:45:08.000 That's right.

00:45:09.000 Imagine cocaine dealers going out and saying we're sick of being vilified.

00:45:13.000 We're just selling Coke, dude.

00:45:15.000 It's going to get busted.

00:45:17.000 We're so terrified that we are, you know, trampling over private property and yanking down American flags at high channels.

00:45:27.000 Chinese illegals are looking at them going, like, what are you Doing.

00:45:34.000 And so I talked about, especially having cut my teeth in newspaper journalism at the Los Angeles Daily News in the early 1990s, the ideological roots of azevlan, band word.

00:45:49.000 Band word.

00:45:50.000 Reconquista.

00:45:51.000 Oh.

00:45:53.000 I listed these words in the code.

00:45:55.000 I'm offended that those words are offensive.

00:45:57.000 Wait a minute.

00:45:58.000 It gets better.

00:45:59.000 Crime.

00:46:00.000 Crime.

00:46:00.000 Yes.

00:46:01.000 That's a band word.

00:46:02.000 Demographics.

00:46:04.000 Disease.

00:46:05.000 Of course, illegal aliens. 0.97

00:46:07.000 Yep.

00:46:07.000 Which is in legal documents.

00:46:09.000 Yes, of course.

00:46:10.000 It's in the federal code, right?

00:46:13.000 Invaders, invasion, which, of course, was the title of my book.

00:46:18.000 And yet this group going around calling itself the race was designating who was hateful and who was not.

00:46:24.000 So sound familiar, my friend?

00:46:26.000 It sure does.

00:46:28.000 All right.

00:46:30.000 And we're back.

00:46:33.000 I've got an errand here.

00:46:36.000 Some things I want to talk about yesterday's episode.

00:46:38.000 I talked about 9-11 on the audio podcast, Get Off My Lawn, which is free.

00:46:44.000 And I talked about the party the night before with Andrew W.K. and Melissa Oftermar and dropped a bunch of names and talked about getting wasted and doing karaoke.

00:46:53.000 And then I forgot why I had set that up.

00:46:55.000 So I remembered now.

00:46:57.000 If you listen to the audio podcast and you watch this show, addendum.

00:47:02.000 I was considering taking it down and reloading it, but that kills all the count numbers and that's bad for sponsors.

00:47:10.000 And this will make no sense to you if you haven't heard that podcast.

00:47:12.000 So bear with me here.

00:47:13.000 Go get a cigarette if you didn't listen to the 9-11 podcast.

00:47:19.000 That day was the end of my party years, my getting wasted for no reason years.

00:47:25.000 I was 31, and that night, it was great that it was such a huge celebration, and we were all getting wasted and singing songs.

00:47:33.000 And it was kind of like your last night before you go to prison.

00:47:36.000 I guess adulthood is prison.

00:47:37.000 But I had become an adult after 9-11, and that was kind of the end of just reckless wastedness.

00:47:44.000 And then that crazy chick I was dating that night soon after became my wife. 1.00

00:47:49.000 I got married.

00:47:50.000 I had kids.

00:47:51.000 So it was a major turning point.

00:47:53.000 And the reason I spent so much time talking about the party the night before 9-11 was I was really talking about the party years.

00:48:01.000 As is discussed in my hit book, The Death of Kool, which why do I give the Beastie Boys all the credit?

00:48:11.000 Where's The Death of Kool?

00:48:13.000 Are you reading it?

00:48:16.000 That was sort of the point of The Death of Kool.

00:48:17.000 The Death of Kool is the death of the party, and it's a rebirth into adulthood. 0.95

00:48:24.000 So that was one major part I left out.

00:48:27.000 So what you really hear when you listen to the podcast is just a guy talking about himself and how fun he had, how much fun he had one night, and how life was a party.

00:48:35.000 The end.

00:48:36.000 No, no, no.

00:48:38.000 Life was a party, then there was 9-11, then the party was over.

00:48:42.000 Now it's time to be serious.

00:48:43.000 Oh, there it is.

00:48:44.000 Don't move it.

00:48:44.000 No, don't move it.

00:48:45.000 Don't move it.

00:48:46.000 Death of Kool. 0.57

00:48:48.000 And then this one is just a silly anecdote. 1.00

00:48:51.000 On September 12th, which is today, the city was busy dealing with shit. 0.99

00:48:59.000 The Williamsburg Bridge was closed off. 0.97

00:49:01.000 And so the Williamsburg Bridge at the time, it had stairs and a bike path.

00:49:05.000 And then you would go down.

00:49:08.000 Now it's got its own little mini bridge for bikes.

00:49:12.000 And I thought, I'm just going to ride on the road part because there was pylons blocking off the road.

00:49:15.000 So I went through the pylons on my bike, and I'm riding my bike over the road part of the Williamsburg Bridge, which is three lanes.

00:49:23.000 It's really big.

00:49:25.000 And there's no traffic this way, no traffic that way.

00:49:27.000 Everything is shut down.

00:49:29.000 And right out of some sort of corny indie flick, as I get over the hump of the bridge, there's a chip bag just blowing around.

00:49:39.000 I think that's in a Harmony Corinne film, actually.

00:49:41.000 American Beauty.

00:49:42.000 But it's a shopping bag, yep.

00:49:44.000 So there's a bag of chips, just like an American Beauty, on the bridge in front of me.

00:49:50.000 And it was just so quiet and serene in a big, busy city where I assume no one went to work the next day.

00:49:58.000 And I made it over the bridge, went through the other side of the pylons.

00:50:02.000 And it was an experience I was going to say I'll never forget, but I clearly forgot to mention yesterday.

00:50:07.000 But you know what's crazy about that story?

00:50:09.000 What's why are you pulling that up?

00:50:12.000 Because to get some imagery of you on a bike.

00:50:14.000 That's a motorbike.

00:50:15.000 I meant a bicycle.

00:50:16.000 That's in Costa Rica, my little sewing machine, 50cc thing.

00:50:24.000 You know what else is really creepy?

00:50:26.000 You said that?

00:50:26.000 What?

00:50:27.000 That's what you said.

00:50:28.000 I was trying to get you back on track.

00:50:30.000 Thanks.

00:50:33.000 My wife told that story as her.

00:50:39.000 She goes, I can't believe I just did that.

00:50:40.000 I've never done that before.

00:50:42.000 But I just totally stole your story.

00:50:45.000 And I made it me on the bike.

00:50:50.000 Anyway, I've done that before.

00:50:52.000 I want to talk about Sweden, but before we do, let's check in on our sponsor, Johnny Apple CBD.

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00:54:20.000 What is with Sweden?

00:54:21.000 What is going on with that place?

00:54:23.000 Is it near the top?

00:54:23.000 Where is it?

00:54:26.000 I never thought about Sweden before this year, but it seems like it's dominating our entire news cycle.

00:54:32.000 It's in Scandinavia, right?

00:54:34.000 It's at the top of next to Finland.

00:54:36.000 Let's have a look. 1.00

00:54:38.000 Let's have a look at this crazy shithole where white people are getting so good at self-hatred that they are trying to kill themselves. 1.00

00:54:46.000 They are suggesting they all die. 1.00

00:54:49.000 And it's become normal for white people to want to die and to die in this country. 1.00

00:54:56.000 They worship anything non-white to the point of absurdity. 0.99

00:55:00.000 And there was just a rapper coming out who is embracing this culture.

00:55:05.000 This is today, actually.

00:55:06.000 I haven't even told you about this one. 1.00

00:55:08.000 So this rapper named Conabel got online and made it clear that if any white guy or white girl is trying to talk shit about you, kill them. 1.00

00:55:18.000 Just shoot them. 1.00

00:55:19.000 I sent you this as a link, dumbass. 1.00

00:55:21.000 Why are you Googling it? 0.99

00:55:22.000 You said that just came out today.

00:55:23.000 I thought you said it.

00:55:24.000 Well, today is also the day I gave you the notes.

00:55:27.000 The rapper appears to think he has carte blanche to make violent racist threats against white people, posting a meme that says, you cannot be racist if you are not white.

00:55:34.000 After Connabel's comments were reported on by the media, he announced he would delete.

00:55:39.000 Oh, good, he's going to delete the comment.

00:55:40.000 No, no.

00:55:41.000 Delete the snitch who leaked them.

00:55:45.000 God, that took you forever.

00:55:47.000 This is, of course, from Summit.news, which is my new favorite news site, Paul Joseph Watson site.

00:55:51.000 But scroll down.

00:55:54.000 Yeah, there he is.

00:55:55.000 Now he's saying it in Sweden.

00:55:57.000 Brodde.

00:55:57.000 Swedish.

00:56:09.000 I don't like that language. 0.99

00:56:13.000 Not a fan.

00:56:16.000 So he'll be fine.

00:56:18.000 He's not deleting the comment.

00:56:19.000 He said he's deleting the snitch who leaked the video. 0.94

00:56:23.000 So he'll probably be the only non-white person that he's advocating the death of in a while. 0.90

00:56:29.000 But that's just one random story.

00:56:30.000 How about Aesop Rocky?

00:56:32.000 It goes down there, the rapper.

00:56:34.000 I worked with him before for an Alexander Wang commercial.

00:56:36.000 And he starts getting harassed by this refugee.

00:56:39.000 He tells the refugee, get the hell out of my face, dude. 0.52

00:56:41.000 Stop it, stop it. 0.83

00:56:42.000 The guy keeps pushing and pushing and pushing.

00:56:44.000 So Aesop Rocky just grabs him and throws him.

00:56:47.000 And he's instantly charged with assault. 0.99

00:56:49.000 Don't hurt our refugees, you evil American immigrant. 1.00

00:56:53.000 Refugees, by the way, trump non-Swedish blacks. 1.00

00:56:57.000 And he just does a normal throwaway kind of a move where you're not trying to hurt the dude. 0.89

00:57:02.000 You're just like, get out of here.

00:57:05.000 And it worked.

00:57:06.000 And the guy stopped bothering him.

00:57:08.000 He gets charged with assault, but he's found innocent in that if he never goes to Sweden and never gets in a violent situation again, he won't have to do his jail time.

00:57:19.000 Trump came out and defended him.

00:57:22.000 Trump said, I'm going to look into this.

00:57:24.000 And that, I believe, helped because he was found innocent.

00:57:27.000 But then a couple days ago, Aesop's lawyer gets shot in the head.

00:57:35.000 Again, Sweden has obviously got a problem with ethnomasochism, but above and beyond all that, it's just weird.

00:57:43.000 And I think another lawyer that worked for ASAP is involved in this.

00:57:49.000 It may just be a lover's quarrel.

00:57:51.000 But again, this is the same place.

00:57:53.000 We talked about this the other day where they have these Swedish professors discussing a great solution to climate change is we need less humans and we need to consume less.

00:58:04.000 So how do we kill two birds with one stone?

00:58:07.000 Let's start eating each other. 0.97

00:58:08.000 Cannibalism. 0.85

00:58:09.000 Sweden is pushing for the legalization of not cannabis, but cannibalization. 1.00

00:58:16.000 What the fuck? 0.99

00:58:19.000 I'm not sure I'm into the buttons, dude. 1.00

00:58:22.000 It's a corny shock job.

00:58:24.000 That one was bad.

00:58:25.000 Seven in the morning thing.

00:58:27.000 This one's fun.

00:58:28.000 What happened here?

00:58:29.000 No, we're not doing them.

00:58:30.000 Stop doing them.

00:58:31.000 You're not Fred.

00:58:32.000 We're not Howard Stern.

00:58:34.000 If you want to do anything, I will allow video buttons.

00:58:38.000 Okay, Even though that's kind of Jesse Waters-ish.

00:58:40.000 It's hard to do. 1.00

00:58:43.000 So, no, you're fired from those stupid buttons. 1.00

00:58:47.000 You're fired. 1.00

00:58:48.000 That one was really on point, though.

00:58:50.000 But one of the most disturbing things about this movement, I sent you this in a separate email, was the...

00:58:50.000 So that's the last one.

00:59:00.000 God damn it, you suck. 1.00

00:59:01.000 Why are you looking... 1.00

00:59:04.000 Didn't you go through the notes before we started the show?

00:59:06.000 Her.

00:59:07.000 Yeah.

00:59:09.000 So that should have been up and ready to go. 1.00

00:59:11.000 Okay, check out this bitch. 1.00

00:59:14.000 That is the head of, I don't know, fighting climate change. 1.00

00:59:19.000 Canada has one too.

00:59:20.000 It's a very sort of European thing to do.

00:59:22.000 And I consider Canada Europe most of the time. 1.00

00:59:24.000 Look at her fucking hair. 1.00

00:59:30.000 In order for a person of any race to make a beehive that intense, your hair has to go down to your ankles. 1.00

00:59:40.000 She has ankle-length dreads that she puts into a ball of yarn and makes it into an unbelievably ridiculous hat. 1.00

00:59:48.000 That, I think, is the most... 0.85

00:59:57.000 Because you don't make a, you can see her bun right there. 0.99

01:00:00.000 So that is a 30th of what she has on her head now.

01:00:05.000 Look at her face in the other picture.

01:00:07.000 Look at how smug she is. 0.97

01:00:09.000 No, the other picture, other. 1.00

01:00:13.000 She's so proud of her stupid hat. 1.00

01:00:15.000 And I must confess in 1989, I had dreads as a crusty punk kind of a dude. 1.00

01:00:21.000 And they take a lot of maintenance because your hair grows in normal.

01:00:24.000 Poor Sean King, he just keeps it super short.

01:00:28.000 But you have to keep retangling them up as they grow.

01:00:31.000 So that, what you're looking at on her head is a thousand hours of hard work. 1.00

01:00:36.000 That's probably why she's so smug.

01:00:39.000 She earned it.

01:00:40.000 So Angry Foreigner put out a video about this new obsession with annihilating ourselves and how that'll be the best for the environment. 0.90

01:00:47.000 Again, it's Jonathan Taylor's, what's his name?

01:00:50.000 Jonathan Swift's essay, A Modest Proposal from the 1700s, where as a joke he said the Irish should eat their young to cure hunger.

01:00:59.000 And here it is, the norm in Sweden.

01:01:01.000 So he just put out a video about this.

01:01:03.000 Let's watch a little bit of it.

01:01:05.000 He starts out with Greta and the climate.

01:01:06.000 It's called Greta and the Climate Compulsion.

01:01:10.000 I'm an angry foreigner here reporting live from Sweden, a country where 46% of the population experience climate anxiety and 47% suffer from something called flight shame, which is to often feel guilty about your flying.

01:01:23.000 Of course, when Sweden invents a word, it's gonna be rooted in shame and guilt.

01:01:28.000 That's just good stereotyping right there.

01:01:30.000 56% of Swedes also cut down on their meat consumption because they feel guilty about the impact it's having on the environment.

01:01:37.000 So as you can imagine, religious belief in the conspiracy theory of global warming is basically a norm here, and that kind of gives a cultural backdrop.

01:01:46.000 Gives a cultural backdrop to today's topic.

01:01:49.000 A few months ago, I made a video on Grieta Tunbarik, otherwise known as Climate Greta.

01:01:54.000 And since then, this beast, this ghastly ghoul of social awareness, has spread all the way across the Atlantic.

01:02:00.000 He's really hamming it up.

01:02:02.000 A $4 million yacht, to be more specific.

01:02:04.000 And since six of her crew are gonna fly back to Europe, this publicity stunt will hurt the environment harder if she just use a plane. 1.00

01:02:10.000 Great activism.

01:02:11.000 No wonder she likes to be able to do it. 1.00

01:02:12.000 Just stop, stop.

01:02:13.000 So we're gonna talk to him in a second, but go back to the very beginning of this video.

01:02:16.000 He made a disturbing montage of Greta that I liked.

01:02:20.000 I want you to panic.

01:02:21.000 Our house is on fire.

01:02:24.000 Hi, everyone.

01:02:24.000 Angry Four here, recording a plane.

01:02:26.000 I want you to panic.

01:02:27.000 Our house is on fire.

01:02:29.000 Hi, everyone.

01:02:31.000 No, dude, she's severely autistic. 0.82

01:02:33.000 That's creepy.

01:02:33.000 Severely, and she's suicidal.

01:02:36.000 Yeah.

01:02:36.000 This is part of the culture of Greta.

01:02:39.000 And I'm stealing this concept from Ezra Levant.

01:02:42.000 She's spreading the culture of suicide because the alt-left thinks humans dying is the best thing we can do for the environment. 1.00

01:02:50.000 Yeah.

01:02:51.000 You know what also I had brought up? 0.97

01:02:53.000 Remember that thing where I was like, dead folks become iconic, so she becomes Just to end this ridiculous, stupid, greeny argument, look up that world population site. 0.95

01:03:06.000 We should probably have that bookmarked because it comes up a lot. 0.96

01:03:09.000 AOC said she was going to have one less kid to save the world.

01:03:14.000 You having one too many kids, one two little kids, is totally and utterly mathematically irrelevant.

01:03:23.000 No, you're not just helping a little tiny bit.

01:03:26.000 If you go out onto the beach and you grab a grain of sand and you clean that grain of sand and you put it back, you haven't done your part towards cleaning the beach.

01:03:37.000 You're not helping.

01:03:39.000 Your child is a grain of sand.

01:03:42.000 You see that six, seven, eight, nine?

01:03:43.000 So you said, oh, we just cleared 100,000 right now.

01:03:47.000 You stopping having five less.

01:03:49.000 Let's do five less kids, right? 0.91

01:03:51.000 So now it's 25 and we bring it back to 20.

01:03:55.000 Now it's at 25.

01:03:56.000 Now it's at 30.

01:03:58.000 Now it's at 35.

01:03:59.000 Do you see how much you helped by not having five kids?

01:04:02.000 Zero.

01:04:04.000 Infinitesimally small is zero.

01:04:07.000 No, it's not.

01:04:08.000 Okay, you know what I'm saying?

01:04:11.000 No need to get asymptotical about it.

01:04:13.000 Do we have Angry Foreigner on the line? 0.99

01:04:16.000 Yeah, we could do something like that.

01:04:17.000 Yeah, we could do something like that.

01:04:19.000 Yo, let's talk to Sweden, yo.

01:04:22.000 Flies in the studio.

01:04:25.000 Angry Foreigner, are you there? 1.00

01:04:27.000 I am here.

01:04:28.000 Hi.

01:04:29.000 Now, you're still a foreigner. 1.00

01:04:31.000 You'll never get over that, but are you still angry?

01:04:34.000 I am more angry than ever given what they've done to my channel lately.

01:04:38.000 Oh, what happened?

01:04:39.000 Well, there's a State Department.

01:04:42.000 It's like the Department of Social Protection, MSP.

01:04:45.000 They spent 2 million in tax crowns on a report where me and Paul Joseph Watson were pointed out as a threat to Swedish democracy along with alternative media.

01:04:56.000 I made a video about this, and shortly after, There was like a almost like a censorship wave across Sweden. 0.96

01:05:04.000 Several Swedish channels got hit at once with these bullshit hate speech claims. 0.86

01:05:08.000 Some of them got their channels back, some of them didn't. 0.99

01:05:11.000 I was close.

01:05:12.000 I had to hide all my videos.

01:05:14.000 I got two strikes in under 48 hours, and if you get a third one, you're gone.

01:05:18.000 So that's what they usually do.

01:05:20.000 They tack it on so fast that you don't have a chance to appeal, and then you're gone.

01:05:24.000 So I made my videos private, and then I waited for it.

01:05:28.000 There was an outcry on social media.

01:05:30.000 They reversed the decision.

01:05:32.000 But it's kind of crazy that's what it has to take, you know, to be someone worth talking about.

01:05:37.000 Because ordinary people can't, you know, reach out to journalists every time they get something taken down like that.

01:05:42.000 So it's a very creepy process.

01:05:44.000 Well, they talk about you being a threat to democracy, but the eco-environmentalists are the threat to democracy.

01:05:51.000 In fact, you were saying on your last video, they openly challenge democracy and say the only way we can protect the environment is to begin a dictatorship.

01:06:03.000 Yeah, Sweden's biggest papers are like openly calling for a new world order, basically.

01:06:09.000 They're publishing debate articles where they argue, for example, the most famous contemporary philosopher in Sweden called for the abolishment of nation states and democracy through a kind of coup, which is pretty much what Alex Jones has been talking about for several years now, you know, with the new world.

01:06:27.000 Isn't that a pretty big threat to democracy?

01:06:30.000 When someone says, let's end democracy?

01:06:33.000 Exactly, because in addition to that, not only do you have these academics talking about this, you also have like ordinary influencers, social media basic bitches and climate activists calling, there was 87 of them signed this debate article literally calling for a prime minister to run his people over to save the climate, kind of save us from ourselves type of deal.

01:06:55.000 And it's a very creepy thing I've noticed, which is there's nothing really saying that people wouldn't choose a dictatorship willingly if it was presented as something good to them.

01:07:08.000 They think that they're choosing...

01:07:10.000 Saving the climate, saving the earth, all that stuff.

01:07:14.000 But really, they're calling for...

01:07:23.000 So it's kind of like the war on terror, only in a different shape.

01:07:26.000 It's the same kind of mechanisms driving the whole thing.

01:07:30.000 But it's more than just give up their democracy.

01:07:32.000 They're talking about giving up their lives, run over people to save the environment.

01:07:36.000 Or there was that other Swedish academic who was all over the news recently for suggesting that they start cannibalizing each other, that we start eating human flesh to save the environment.

01:07:47.000 That's Jonathan Swift's joke.

01:07:49.000 But now it's real.

01:07:51.000 Yeah, it's also very typical for a socialist country.

01:07:54.000 You know, it's typical for socialist countries through history to resort to such poverty and violence and savagery.

01:08:03.000 They just start eating each other.

01:08:04.000 So that's what equality is, I guess.

01:08:07.000 We used to say in America, we used to say, what's with Florida?

01:08:10.000 Because Florida was like our freak state.

01:08:13.000 And now people are saying, what's with Sweden? 0.78

01:08:15.000 You're the freak country of Europe. 0.71

01:08:22.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:08:23.000 She's the daughter of a very big, famous opera singer slash social justice activist here.

01:08:30.000 So she really got a natural push with her activism, so to speak.

01:08:35.000 Well, her suicide.

01:08:37.000 Ezra Levant was bringing up the concept that I think part of her appeal in Sweden is that she's suicidal.

01:08:44.000 And there's such ethnomasochists that they like the idea of us all killing ourselves, of Swedes killing themselves. 0.98

01:08:51.000 You're like lemmings now. 0.98

01:08:53.000 Yeah, well, you know, 47% of the population have climate anxiety and flight shame.

01:08:59.000 So it's really, it's a really, it's like I'm living in a South Park episode.

01:09:03.000 You really are.

01:09:04.000 You never get used to it.

01:09:05.000 It just wears on you the more you learn.

01:09:09.000 And it's, I don't know how to describe it, really.

01:09:12.000 It's unprecedented. 1.00

01:09:13.000 Speaking of Clown World and South Park episodes, what is with that woman's fucking hair? 1.00

01:09:21.000 If you are going to make a dread. 1.00

01:09:22.000 You mean our new cult, a minister of culture?

01:09:24.000 Is that what she is? 0.99

01:09:25.000 If you're going to make a dread hat this big, it's the last article I sent you there, Ryan.

01:09:30.000 Then the dreads themselves have got to go to your ankles.

01:09:34.000 I mean, if I had dreads to here, my bun would probably be only this big.

01:09:38.000 But to make it this big, it looks like a bee eye.

01:09:42.000 She almost looks like a Presbyterian of some kind.

01:09:45.000 She looks like she's from the Star Wars bar. 0.92

01:09:47.000 She looks like she's negotiating on behalf of Uranus or some other disgusting planet. 0.99

01:09:55.000 What's her story?

01:09:56.000 You said when she was first voted in, they mentioned cultural appropriation because of her dreads?

01:10:02.000 Yeah, there was an outcry of cultural appropriation because she belongs to the Green Party.

01:10:07.000 So it kind of makes sense that their own voters would not like her, I guess.

01:10:12.000 I mean, it's a typical thing where PC culture tends to eat itself.

01:10:16.000 You can never really quite please that need for cleansiness.

01:10:20.000 Well, that goes back to cannibalism.

01:10:22.000 And she got in trouble for praising Muslim radicals, right?

01:10:26.000 Yeah, there was a minister who was disgracefully forced out of politics because it was discovered he was connected to right-wing extremists in Turkey and Islamists.

01:10:37.000 And Mehmet Kaplan, and she praised him.

01:10:41.000 And it was after this.

01:10:43.000 So she got a bunch of critique for that. 0.50

01:10:45.000 What?

01:10:46.000 Trying to play, oh, well, that was bad, but he's still a good politician.

01:10:50.000 That whole card didn't really fly well this time.

01:10:53.000 Isn't it fascinating, though, that these ethnomasochists, these suicidal Westerners, drenched in guilt, white guilt, I guess, Western guilt, they also embrace radical Islam. 0.97

01:11:06.000 Radical Islam wants them dead, wants them to replace them. 0.94

01:11:10.000 So in a sense, this embracing of radical Islam is just more of their cannibalism, self-hatred, and suicidal mentality. 1.00

01:11:20.000 Well, it's like they try to get rid of masculinity to the degree where it's inevitably going to take on a very perverse shape when they have to overcompensate what they want to get rid of.

01:11:34.000 But they can't get rid of it because it's biological, it's natural, it's supposed to be there.

01:11:38.000 But when you try and deny it, you just give it this really perverse shape.

01:11:42.000 So it's almost like they're getting off to it, you know. 0.99

01:11:44.000 It's like this unholy union between Feminists, socialists and Islamists where They have the same enemy, you know, the white Man, the West, America, etc Israel, but It's almost There Weren't they actually literally fucking them? 1.00

01:12:04.000 Weren't some of these refugee workers taking in refugees who claim to be younger and then having sex with them? 1.00

01:12:11.000 Yeah, that's the whole thing. 0.90

01:12:12.000 Like, I did two big videos on it that was planning a third because there's so much to talk about.

01:12:17.000 There's so many articles and cases.

01:12:18.000 But it's an epidemic here.

01:12:19.000 You've got these leftist dread batik hags, social workers, taking in these refugee children who are not really children, and there's just a lot of banging going on.

01:12:30.000 And it's all at the expense of Mike Tax money.

01:12:32.000 So I'm starting to kind of not like it here.

01:12:35.000 It's annoying.

01:12:35.000 You know, it's really annoying.

01:12:37.000 It is annoying.

01:12:39.000 Sweden has become annoying.

01:12:42.000 Yeah.

01:12:43.000 Yeah, it's a joke that's getting old by this point.

01:12:46.000 What about that dude, Peter Sweden?

01:12:47.000 Is he racist?

01:12:49.000 I think he's mostly confused.

01:12:51.000 Oh.

01:12:52.000 I think he's...

01:12:57.000 He disappeared.

01:12:59.000 Rightfully so. 0.98

01:13:01.000 Well, you will be the guy we constantly check in on Sweden because you are Europe's Florida and we are fascinated by how completely insane you've become. 0.99

01:13:13.000 You should be. 0.99

01:13:15.000 All right, man.

01:13:15.000 Thanks for tuning in.

01:13:16.000 I like you more than a friend.

01:13:19.000 *music*

01:13:19.000 Likewise, take care.

01:13:32.000 He said basic bitches. 1.00

01:13:34.000 Basic bitches. 1.00

01:13:36.000 Yeah, that's gay. 1.00

01:13:37.000 My phone is blowing up with the front desk asking about guests. 0.98

01:13:44.000 We don't have any in-studio guests.

01:13:46.000 We never have any in-studio guests.

01:13:50.000 What is that about?

01:13:51.000 Oh, well, I think your parents are here.

01:13:53.000 That's probably why.

01:13:54.000 Is that the message you're getting?

01:13:56.000 That's the message that I'm getting.

01:13:57.000 Yeah.

01:13:59.000 I thought you knew that because they're there.

01:14:01.000 We're shooting a live show.

01:14:03.000 They're right there is why.

01:14:05.000 Oh, they're in the studio.

01:14:06.000 Yeah.

01:14:08.000 Jesus.

01:14:10.000 Okay.

01:14:11.000 Well, folks, we're going to have to have a little break here while I get rid of my folks.

01:14:15.000 They're visiting from Canada.

01:14:18.000 Guys, guys, what are you doing here?

01:14:21.000 Oh, we just came to say goodbye.

01:14:23.000 You said goodbye this morning.

01:14:25.000 I'm shooting a live show here.

01:14:27.000 Oh, shoot your studio.

01:14:29.000 Yeah, it is my studio.

01:14:30.000 Oh, goodness.

01:14:31.000 Look.

01:14:33.000 This is Command Central.

01:14:34.000 Oh.

01:14:37.000 Don't say that.

01:14:39.000 Well, why not?

01:14:40.000 I'm an old lady.

01:14:41.000 I need to sit down.

01:14:42.000 This is really inconvenient.

01:14:46.000 Dan, turn your camera up.

01:14:47.000 You're right in the everyone's seeing your whole face.

01:14:49.000 Let's wrap it up.

01:14:50.000 It's great seeing you guys.

01:14:51.000 Get up, please.

01:14:53.000 Just getting settled.

01:14:54.000 Oh, we're going to have him then.

01:14:56.000 Yeah, okay.

01:14:57.000 Thank you.

01:14:58.000 Thank you.

01:14:58.000 Love you, mom.

01:14:59.000 Thanks for coming.

01:15:01.000 Bye, guys.

01:15:02.000 There we go.

01:15:04.000 Let's wheel it out to the room, folks.

01:15:06.000 There you go.

01:15:07.000 Just go back down the way you came.

01:15:09.000 I'm shooting the live show and goodbye.

01:15:11.000 Bye.

01:15:18.000 They're adorable.

01:15:19.000 No, they're senile.

01:15:22.000 What happened in the picture there?

01:15:23.000 Nothing.

01:15:24.000 Oh. 0.95

01:15:25.000 Yeah, they're senile. 0.51

01:15:27.000 They're dying.

01:15:29.000 That's not cool, dude.

01:15:31.000 What's that?

01:15:32.000 Who does that?

01:15:33.000 Imagine Tucker's parents came and sat in his chair on a live show.

01:15:38.000 That'd be cool, man.

01:15:40.000 See, we get exciting things.

01:15:41.000 I hope they don't wait in the lobby.

01:15:42.000 We still got another 45 minutes minimum.

01:15:47.000 We should take calls soon.

01:15:48.000 Yeah.

01:15:50.000 What have we not discussed, though?

01:15:52.000 I got sweetening in there.

01:15:53.000 I just sent you some emails.

01:15:53.000 You know what?

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01:16:04.000 Okay, wait, let me, I'm going to set up these calls and then...

01:16:08.000 You don't have to say, wait, I'm going to read the whole sponsor thing.

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01:16:28.000 The Jets, of course, I'm very familiar with.

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01:17:53.000 Why are you being weird?

01:17:55.000 Do you have the company card?

01:17:58.000 What company card?

01:17:59.000 For the Skype thing.

01:18:00.000 Oh, we're out?

01:18:01.000 Yeah, Yeah.

01:18:03.000 Well, this is something maybe you should have handled before.

01:18:06.000 I didn't know.

01:18:07.000 I mean, it was going good before.

01:18:10.000 No, I mean, you test it before you start the show.

01:18:14.000 You don't know the address and everything for that card.

01:18:18.000 Do you?

01:18:19.000 No, I don't think we need all that.

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01:18:23.000 Wasn't it fun watching two people do incredibly basic stuff? 0.98

01:18:29.000 Like a couple of fucking amateurs? 0.94

01:18:33.000 Ryan is trying to set up a Skype because we ran out of money on it. 0.99

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01:18:40.000 Yeah, you canceled it.

01:18:41.000 No, I didn't cancel it.

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01:18:52.000 This part comes first.

01:18:53.000 It's not asking me for the address.

01:18:54.000 So to turn my head away from the part it's asking me to do for the part that it's not asking me to do would be insane. 0.86

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01:20:26.000 I want you to start taking Adderall and getting addicted to it.

01:20:26.000 You know what?

01:20:30.000 I don't have Adderall currently.

01:20:32.000 I know.

01:20:32.000 I want you to get on Adderall.

01:20:34.000 I remember meeting a lawyer at Fox News who said she doesn't hire kids who aren't on Adderall.

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01:20:45.000 Your normal IQ, you as a normal, healthy person, ain't working.

01:20:50.000 The word healthy is being tossed.

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01:20:53.000 What's that?

01:20:54.000 Adderall documentary he did?

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01:20:59.000 I'm sick of negative 100 here.

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01:21:15.000 That was cute, though.

01:21:16.000 Can't believe my parents stopped here on the way to the airport.

01:21:19.000 They're super nice.

01:21:21.000 We should take some calls.

01:21:23.000 We've got calls.

01:21:24.000 But we still have some other stuff I want to show about the weekend review.

01:21:29.000 Yes, yes.

01:21:30.000 Like Laura Loomer is running for Congress in Florida, and she's actually doing pretty well.

01:21:35.000 She's winning for Congress. 1.00

01:21:38.000 So we had an interview with her. 1.00

01:21:40.000 I was stunned at my own stupidity when I was talking to her. 1.00

01:21:44.000 I didn't know that when you run for Congress, the same time Trump is running for president. 0.99

01:21:49.000 So this isn't in the clip we're about to show you, but I said, so when do we know?

01:21:53.000 She goes, November 2020, you know, when everyone votes for stuff.

01:21:57.000 I didn't realize. 0.97

01:21:58.000 I thought I'm so stupid and vote so little that I thought you vote for the president and then that's the presidential election. 0.99

01:22:04.000 Then there's another Congress election. 0.99

01:22:06.000 Actually, I still think that might be the case.

01:22:09.000 You're the last person on earth anyone would ask.

01:22:12.000 Yes.

01:22:13.000 So yeah, this is a little blast from the past.

01:22:15.000 Let's have a fun little look at our interview with Laura Loomer, crossing it off my to-do list here.

01:22:22.000 And then we will start taking some calls.

01:22:25.000 Did that credit card work?

01:22:27.000 Well, people can go to my campaign website, lauraloomerforcongress.com, and I have several videos that I've already produced that outline a lot of my issues.

01:22:34.000 But of course, one of the key components of my campaign, and like I said, why I'm running for Congress, is to address the civil rights violations of Americans that are taking place at the hands of big tech fascists in Silicon Valley.

01:22:47.000 And we are losing our constitutional rights down the line from the First Amendment to the Second Amendment until eventually they're all completely eradicated by big tech.

01:22:58.000 They're coming for the First Amendment, and now through their algorithms and through their censorship, they're trying to come for the Second Amendment by using devices to spy on people in their home to determine.

01:23:10.000 I don't know if you saw this proposal that's put forth in something called HARPA.

01:23:16.000 It's a policy that they're working on to, I guess, determine whether people are mentally ill or not able to or able to own a weapon based off of data that big tech collects on you.

01:23:28.000 And nobody in Congress is addressing this issue.

01:23:31.000 People know that Republicans and conservatives really all around the world are being censored and silenced and having their civil rights violated.

01:23:40.000 But the conversation is so surface level in this country.

01:23:43.000 It's Facebook, it's Google, it's Twitter.

01:23:46.000 But it's much more severe, as you and I both know, as some of the most banned people in this country, Gavin.

01:23:51.000 The banks are shutting people down.

01:23:52.000 The payment processors are shutting people down.

01:23:55.000 We're seeing people denied service at restaurants as if we're living in the 1950s during the civil rights era, right?

01:24:02.000 People aren't able to get apartments.

01:24:06.000 There have been Trump supporters denied leases in apartment buildings because people find out what their political affiliation is.

01:24:13.000 You have people being beaten in the streets and pummeled and nearly beaten to death by Antifa because they're wearing MAGA hats.

01:24:20.000 I mean, this is a crisis in our country.

01:24:22.000 And unfortunately, our civil rights laws on book right now don't really list political affiliation as a protected Class, but I strongly believe that it should be.

01:24:36.000 It was abrupt.

01:24:37.000 It was abrupt.

01:24:40.000 You know, it's funny, when we started this network, I thought free speech is just the name, but it's not going to be talking about free speech all the time.

01:24:45.000 But it's amazing how often it comes up because it's a daily news thing.

01:24:52.000 On a daily basis, there is another restriction on our free speech, and it's getting disturbing.

01:24:59.000 Can we just show those things I sent you?

01:25:01.000 I like to rejoice sometimes in other people's failure.

01:25:04.000 Let's have some Schadenfraud at Think Progress, which is a lot of these left-wing sites, Hope Not Hate, Media Matters, the SPLC, which I am suing, and they are imploding, yet the media still refers to them as a viable source.

01:25:20.000 They're just funded by people.

01:25:23.000 And this is the Think Progress thing, dude.

01:25:25.000 TP in the subject.

01:25:31.000 And so what happens is, because they're not in the free market, they can't see the ups and downs.

01:25:37.000 Make it smaller.

01:25:38.000 They can't see the ups and downs of how things are going. 0.99

01:25:41.000 So this cunt, Judd Legum, his name means diarrhea, by the way. 0.99

01:25:46.000 Judd means various fruits and vegetables, and Legoom is a river. 1.00

01:25:50.000 So a river of fruits and vegetables coming out of your ass is this guy's fucking name. 1.00

01:25:54.000 He founded Think Progress and spent a decade. 1.00

01:25:58.000 I found it.

01:25:58.000 Oh, look, he's got a typo.

01:26:00.000 I founded Think'Progress and spent a decade of my career building it from scratch.

01:26:03.000 And I just, so there's a typo in his news site that just went under.

01:26:09.000 Building it from scratch.

01:26:10.000 And I just found out it was being shut down from this Daily Beast article. 1.00

01:26:16.000 Bye, Judd, you cunt, you little prick bitch. 1.00

01:26:22.000 It's like Air America. 1.00

01:26:23.000 They're all funded by this weird, underground, never-discussed, fucked-up little cabal of duplicitous liars. 1.00

01:26:34.000 And then one day, the billionaire just pulls the plug and plugs it into another shithole life ruiner, and they go under. 1.00

01:26:43.000 And it's really great to see.

01:26:44.000 This is what happens when you're not part of the free market.

01:26:47.000 You don't struggle at the beginning.

01:26:49.000 You're just spending some billionaire's money.

01:26:51.000 And then one day he gets bored and cuts you off.

01:26:53.000 And you go, wait a minute, that's not fair. 1.00

01:26:56.000 That's life under socialism, you cunt. 1.00

01:27:01.000 So good riddance to Judd Lagoon. 0.99

01:27:03.000 And by the way, these guys are not, they pretend they're fighting for justice.

01:27:06.000 They're just saboteurs.

01:27:08.000 They're like those gremlins on the plane in the Twilight Zone episode.

01:27:11.000 They just get in there and rip at the wires.

01:27:13.000 They don't build anything.

01:27:15.000 They don't help anyone.

01:27:17.000 They just sabotage.

01:27:18.000 And they always get the wrong guy.

01:27:22.000 They never sabotage actual evil.

01:27:25.000 They sabotage conservatives, Christians, pro-life, you know, people who care about the future.

01:27:32.000 Also, another thing we didn't talk about with September 11th was this brutal New York Times gaffe where guns don't kill people, but planes do kill people.

01:27:43.000 And yesterday we celebrated, or sorry, mourned the anniversary of 18 years after someone did something, as Ilhan Omar put it.

01:27:56.000 Aeroplanes took aim and brought down the World Trade Center.

01:28:01.000 Aeroplanes took aim.

01:28:03.000 Crazy talk.

01:28:05.000 Today families will once again gather and grieve at the site where more than 2,000 people, I think it was 33 people away from 3,000.

01:28:12.000 I believe it was 2,977.

01:28:15.000 And your takeaway when you're that close to 3,000 is over 2,000?

01:28:20.000 Why not almost 3,000?

01:28:23.000 Airplanes took aim.

01:28:24.000 So Ann Coulter had a good comment about it, and she said, challenge. 0.94

01:28:29.000 When has Fox News ever done anything as retarded as today's New York Times tweet? 0.98

01:28:36.000 Wow. 0.98

01:28:37.000 Airplanes took aim.

01:28:38.000 Who did this?

01:28:39.000 Airplanes.

01:28:40.000 I went to a memorial actually yesterday about it.

01:28:42.000 And Islam and Muslims and even globalists for that matter were mentioned this many times.

01:28:49.000 O times.

01:28:50.000 Cheerio times.

01:28:52.000 But they did mention domestic terrorists.

01:28:55.000 A war vet, some like American Legion guy gets up there and he says, we now have a new threat, domestic terrorism, and we will be equally as successful at thwarting that threat.

01:29:08.000 No.

01:29:09.000 What, Timothy McVeigh, that's the problem?

01:29:11.000 You're bringing in like Charlottesville?

01:29:13.000 You're bringing Heather Heyer into a September 11th memorial? 0.98

01:29:17.000 No.

01:29:18.000 Mention jihadists, but they didn't.

01:29:21.000 In fact, the only time they came near jihadists was to say, 18 years ago, someone full of hate came here and with their views of us as one big group who were not individuals, just one big evil group, they came and they attacked us.

01:29:35.000 They said it.

01:29:36.000 So what she was basically saying is it was bigotry that was the impetus for the Muslims to crash the planes.

01:29:43.000 Not Islam, not the Quran. 1.00

01:29:45.000 It was just bigotry.

01:29:46.000 And then the other finally most annoying thing about it is that we talk about the first responders and all the cops are there in their uniforms and they've got their flags and their white gloves and they're boiling.

01:29:55.000 It was like 82 degrees yesterday.

01:29:57.000 And we give an applause for them.

01:30:00.000 Assistant Suzanne, if it wasn't for her, she's worked so hard to set this all up. 0.81

01:30:05.000 And she points to like a bunch of lawn chairs in the grass.

01:30:08.000 And everyone, uproarious applause for Susan.

01:30:12.000 And Susan is crying.

01:30:15.000 No way.

01:30:16.000 I mean, some gave all.

01:30:18.000 Some gave some, but all gave few all.

01:30:22.000 Isn't that how it goes?

01:30:24.000 Infuriating.

01:30:27.000 Remember you said like the wording, they said an act of revenge against us, that 9-11 was an act of revenge?

01:30:34.000 Remember that?

01:30:35.000 Thus saying.

01:30:35.000 No, no, no.

01:30:36.000 They said they wanted justice, not revenge.

01:30:38.000 Meaning they want us to not wage wars all over the Middle East.

01:30:42.000 They want us to just get the couple guys responsible.

01:30:45.000 Oh, also, Michelle Malkin contacted us.

01:30:48.000 I assume she's watching the show.

01:30:49.000 And she told us the guy we were looking for.

01:30:52.000 It was Johan Hari.

01:30:55.000 Thanks, all of you at home who just sent in the first Google result that came up.

01:30:59.000 This is the guy I was talking about, Johan Hari.

01:31:02.000 Now, this goes back to the opening with Daniel Johnson.

01:31:04.000 He's not denying that antidepressants can work.

01:31:09.000 He got in a lot of trouble for this book.

01:31:11.000 But what he says is we have to look at the real causes, and antidepressants only work a fraction of the time.

01:31:20.000 So they're not the solution.

01:31:21.000 They're not a non-solution, but it's a percentage.

01:31:24.000 And I think it's like 15 to 20% of the time it's an effective solution.

01:31:29.000 But usually the solution is changing your lifestyle.

01:31:32.000 So stay away from those antidepressants, kids.

01:31:35.000 Yeah.

01:31:36.000 And don't use shampoo in your hair.

01:31:37.000 All right, should we take a call?

01:31:39.000 Yes.

01:31:40.000 Let's try to really power through these.

01:31:42.000 Let's put up the number as well as we take the calls that already exist here.

01:31:48.000 I like breaking.

01:31:51.000 Hey, T-Money.

01:31:53.000 Yep.

01:31:54.000 Yep.

01:31:55.000 Yes.

01:31:57.000 Yeah, so a couple comments.

01:31:59.000 Com World t-shirt, we got to get some colors besides white and yellow, I think.

01:32:04.000 That's a great idea.

01:32:05.000 I love it. 0.95

01:32:06.000 Well, for the free speech.tv shirt, we got camo, as you can see here, and you can see my nipples in it. 0.82

01:32:11.000 But yeah, we'll be getting other colors.

01:32:14.000 And we'll be getting the mug soon.

01:32:16.000 I'll be selling my book on the site, but we will definitely always be expanding the t-shirts.

01:32:21.000 Thank you for your input.

01:32:24.000 Next.

01:32:26.000 We got Paul talking about Gavin's dolls.

01:32:30.000 Paul?

01:32:32.000 Hey, guys.

01:32:33.000 Love the show.

01:32:33.000 Y'all are highly entertaining.

01:32:35.000 I have a quick comment about your studio setup. 0.95

01:32:38.000 Gavin, you know how I know you're gay? 0.74

01:32:40.000 How? 0.99

01:32:40.000 You have a doll collection. 0.99

01:32:42.000 You have at least 11 dolls behind your desk.

01:32:44.000 You're always talking about how superhero movies are only for little kids, but you have a doll collection.

01:32:51.000 So maybe you can get away with the Trump figure with a gnome hat, because that's funny.

01:32:55.000 But the others are children's toys, little kids' dolls. 0.99

01:32:58.000 Oh, why are y'all gay? 1.00

01:33:00.000 All right, see you, dudes. 0.98

01:33:01.000 Like you more than that.

01:33:01.000 See you, man.

01:33:02.000 Thanks.

01:33:02.000 Okay, just to be clear here.

01:33:05.000 This is V from the 80s movie V. This is Gigi Allen.

01:33:10.000 This is Tesco V the Singer of the Meatman.

01:33:12.000 That's the dude Chris Penn in Reservoir Dogs.

01:33:15.000 That's my Triumph Motorbike.

01:33:17.000 That's the dude from Anthrax.

01:33:20.000 That's the doll from The Simpsons.

01:33:22.000 That's Alfred E. Newman as Batman.

01:33:26.000 And the reason I have, and we got Tophra there from the Mets. 1.00

01:33:29.000 Sid Vicious.

01:33:30.000 Sid Vicious.

01:33:30.000 The reason I have these dolls is to sort of give the tone of the show.

01:33:35.000 If you look at sports shows where they just talk about football, baseball, I'm sure you're familiar with what sports is.

01:33:42.000 They have a myriad of helmets and dolls and action figures all over the desk.

01:33:47.000 And I was going for that aesthetic.

01:33:49.000 I'm going for a sports aesthetic because this show isn't Ben Shapiro.

01:33:53.000 This isn't the news in a very serious and somber way. 0.99

01:33:57.000 It's also just shooting shit. 0.98

01:34:00.000 And the same way they'll go off at tangents with baseball, especially Gary Keith and Ron at the Mets, where they'll start talking about blueberries and their cat. 0.99

01:34:07.000 That's what we do on this show. 0.99

01:34:08.000 We go off at stupid tangents. 1.00

01:34:10.000 That's why I have bric-a-brac. 0.99

01:34:12.000 And I would say dolls are a fraction of the bric-a-brac here.

01:34:15.000 Like the Suicidal Tendencies hat.

01:34:17.000 This sword is from Adventure Time.

01:34:20.000 The Clash box set boom box.

01:34:23.000 This is a picture of guys in Vietnam.

01:34:25.000 So I've got a bunch of fun, silly stuff.

01:34:28.000 Look at a CB radio.

01:34:29.000 This is how you talk to CB guys all over the country.

01:34:35.000 So you're wrong.

01:34:38.000 And I'm not so much making fun of Ryan for having dolls.

01:34:42.000 I'm making fun of him for liking Woody and Buzz.

01:34:45.000 Like, I don't pick up this Chris Penn thing and play with it.

01:34:48.000 He really adores Woody and feels strongly about the team getting together. 0.99

01:34:55.000 It's nostalgia, but it's not nostalgia when you go to the fucking movies, Ryan. 0.99

01:34:59.000 Anyway, next call. 0.99

01:35:00.000 Okay.

01:35:00.000 And where's the number on the screen, like you said?

01:35:02.000 Is that too hard to do?

01:35:03.000 Hey, Matt.

01:35:04.000 It's coming.

01:35:05.000 Hey, I'm wondering if you share my contempt for Anthony Jeselnick.

01:35:08.000 I actually think he's a very funny comedian, but I hate the way that he's allowed it as this edgy guy who tramples all these boundaries and says what won't be said, but he just wouldn't go near a trans joke with a 10-foot poll. 1.00

01:35:19.000 It's just all religion, abortion, kids, which are actually pretty anodyne in the leftist community.

01:35:24.000 So it kind of goes back to what you said about SNL, where it's like the pedophile jokes have become the only transgressive territory that you can touch just because everything else is off limits.

01:35:34.000 Yes, thanks for calling, Caller.

01:35:36.000 And that's a great point. 0.93

01:35:37.000 And what it does is, when you say don't make fun of Islam, don't make fun of Jews, don't make fun of trans or gays, and you only leave kids as the thing you can do, the only place you can be edgy, you end up in this strange sort of pedophile culture. 0.98

01:35:52.000 If it was like it was in the 80s with Archie Bunker and everyone was getting shit on in the same way, then nothing seems unusual and it all seems like a joke. 0.99

01:36:01.000 But now it feels like we're in this like, fuck kids mentality, which in the context of nothing else being edgy comes across as really disturbing. 0.97

01:36:10.000 So to your question, I would say, yes, I hate that edgy is only within the confines of what's allowed, which is not edgy. 0.99

01:36:18.000 But I kind of like Anthony Jeselnick.

01:36:20.000 I don't know.

01:36:20.000 Me too.

01:36:21.000 I think he's original.

01:36:22.000 And I've got this new thing with comedy where I can just smell who's a hard worker who made it there but isn't funny and who's just unbelievably hilarious and made it there also with hard work, but they have it.

01:36:36.000 Like Tom Segura seems to have it.

01:36:39.000 Bert Kreischer, I don't know if he has it.

01:36:42.000 He's a hardworking dude who deserves what he got, but he's got that shirtless Russia story that made him who he is. 0.98

01:36:49.000 And now he's just like nose to the bone, fucking grinding it out. 0.95

01:36:53.000 But is he funny? 0.99

01:36:54.000 Like Louis C.K., there's something magic in him.

01:36:57.000 It's almost like Basquiat.

01:36:58.000 Like Basquiat would just go and draw a guy with a crown and a hand and it wasn't even well drawn, but you're like, that guy's got it.

01:37:06.000 Or Picasso, and he'd just go and draw a donkey's butt with a head in one second.

01:37:12.000 You go, I don't know what it is, but he's got it. 0.99

01:37:16.000 I feel bad about shitting on Burt Kreiser. 0.98

01:37:18.000 He's a good dude. 0.97

01:37:18.000 He is a good dude. 0.97

01:37:20.000 We got Kyle talking about his wife and me following her on Instagram.

01:37:24.000 Kyle, you're on the line.

01:37:25.000 Hey, Gavin.

01:37:26.000 Hey.

01:37:27.000 Ryan recently followed my wife on Instagram.

01:37:30.000 He doesn't have an Instagram.

01:37:34.000 Should I be worried?

01:37:35.000 Is he a snake in the grass?

01:37:36.000 Should I fight him?

01:37:37.000 Do you think his lack of respect for marriage comes from the way he was raised?

01:37:41.000 Yes, he's the mother of a single child.

01:37:44.000 Let me take this one.

01:37:44.000 A single mom who abandoned him, by the way.

01:37:46.000 Happily is a snake in the grass.

01:37:48.000 He will find your wife. 0.99

01:37:50.000 If you see him, just take him out.

01:37:52.000 And if I could give you any advice, I would go, when people punch, they tend to punch like this.

01:37:57.000 If you're going to knock Ryan out, you want to get him on the button because a lot of concussions come from the bottom teeth smashing against the top teeth.

01:38:04.000 So I would go for the button right here and just like a sort of a combination of a right cross and an uppercut in the same punch, like a zabang.

01:38:13.000 You're not getting real about this.

01:38:15.000 Now listen, is her name Megan?

01:38:19.000 Yes.

01:38:20.000 Okay, so she wrote me plenty of times, just innocent things, very this.

01:38:25.000 This was about a year ago almost.

01:38:27.000 Oh, no, December.

01:38:29.000 Then she told me about my friend who was, I should check up on him because he was posting weird stuff, so I did.

01:38:34.000 And then, yeah, just some other stuff.

01:38:35.000 And then I followed her back to see something that she shared that I couldn't see on her story.

01:38:39.000 She shared her story, couldn't see it.

01:38:40.000 She has a private account.

01:38:41.000 So I followed.

01:38:42.000 And one thing I said was right on, that fella has a nice shirt. 1.00

01:38:46.000 And it was you with a Clown World t-shirt.

01:38:48.000 Thank you very much, Mike. 0.99

01:38:49.000 Drop sexual chocolate. 0.99

01:38:51.000 Next call.

01:38:52.000 Thanks for calling, Carla.

01:38:53.000 And that was spoken like a true snake in the grass.

01:38:57.000 That's how they sound. 1.00

01:38:58.000 They don't say, yeah, I'm trying to fuck your wife. 1.00

01:39:01.000 No, dude, frankly, I'm just there to look at a shirt, compliment your shirt. 1.00

01:39:07.000 Also, private story.

01:39:09.000 I was kind of zooming into her feet.

01:39:11.000 I just wanted to see the feet.

01:39:12.000 Okay.

01:39:13.000 Women and men cannot be friends. 1.00

01:39:15.000 Women and married men, I mean, married women and men definitely cannot be friends. 0.99

01:39:21.000 Sever that relationship, block Ryan now. 0.73

01:39:23.000 And dump your wife, because she's talking to me. 1.00

01:39:28.000 Yeah, this is Leo from New Jersey.

01:39:30.000 Leo, you're on.

01:39:32.000 Hey, what's up, guys?

01:39:34.000 Yo, dog.

01:39:36.000 What do you think about PewDiePie donating $50,000 to the ADL, pretty much just to pay off the mob that we're actually coming after him for a little bit, and now I guess he's just paid them off?

01:39:54.000 PewDiePie went back on that.

01:39:55.000 I can't figure it out.

01:39:57.000 There's some other things going on here.

01:39:59.000 This is a deep story.

01:40:00.000 And one of the theories was that it was blackmail.

01:40:02.000 So you're only saying one theory.

01:40:04.000 Another thing, someone contacted the ADL, and they said...

01:40:09.000 Sorry.

01:40:10.000 Go ahead.

01:40:11.000 They're extorting them, pretty much, is what you're saying.

01:40:14.000 Yeah, that's only one theory, though.

01:40:16.000 And it's a good theory, but it's only a theory.

01:40:18.000 They've also spoken to the ADL, and no one at the ADL claims to have received any money.

01:40:27.000 So that could be that.

01:40:28.000 And I don't...

01:40:33.000 So here's the latest headline Ryan's pulling up.

01:40:35.000 What does it say?

01:40:36.000 He said he retracts his donation because he didn't do enough research on them.

01:40:41.000 He wanted to pick a cherry that is performing.

01:40:43.000 I didn't even hear that.

01:40:44.000 Yeah.

01:40:45.000 Hey, thanks for the call.

01:40:46.000 Should we get into this article a little more?

01:40:50.000 Yeah, yeah, just for a second.

01:40:51.000 I just picked up the, showed the screen.

01:40:53.000 Isn't the card done?

01:40:55.000 Almost.

01:40:55.000 We got 17 minutes.

01:40:56.000 Oh, good.

01:40:57.000 So, yeah, they previously spoke out to make the donation to ADL.

01:41:01.000 So he just retracted that today.

01:41:02.000 Okay, so I think we know what's going on here, guys. 0.97

01:41:04.000 He's playing dumb, and he wanted to draw attention to how corrupt they are, and that they are a hate group. 0.99

01:41:11.000 So he calls them a Jewish hate group. 1.00

01:41:13.000 They are a hate group who deserves no money, no credibility. 0.99

01:41:17.000 So this is a great way to advertise the ineptitude, then the immoral background of the ADL.

01:41:25.000 Once again, Poodie Pie hits it out of the park with his 4D chess and gives a giant commercial for everyone who hates the ADL, which includes me.

01:41:36.000 Of course, the courts in New York, I guess, don't tune in to media and are convinced the ADL is still a reliable source, and that's why they use them to throw Proud Boys in jail for nine years for defending themselves, because some clown at the ADL said they were a hate group.

01:41:56.000 So I think the reason he wanted to separate himself from the alt-right is because the mass shooter in Christchurch in New Zealand told viewers on the live stream to subscribe to Poodie Pie moments before he killed those folks.

01:42:07.000 So he felt bad.

01:42:08.000 Oh, that makes me think, that brings me back then away from 40 chess and thinks it was him trying to lose that reputation.

01:42:14.000 Yeah.

01:42:14.000 Yeah, I don't think there was anything sinister behind Poodie Pie doing that.

01:42:17.000 Sinister is not the word.

01:42:20.000 Frankly, hucky is the word because he was trying to absolve himself for the shooting. 0.98

01:42:25.000 I was hoping it was a trick to advertise how much the ADL sucks, but it looks like he's just trying to cover his tracks and then everyone freaked out and went, dude, the ADL is as shitty as the SPLC. 0.96

01:42:35.000 And he went, okay, I'm dropping it. 0.91

01:42:37.000 But then why would you announce a giant check before the ADL had received it?

01:42:43.000 That sounds like 4D chess then, right?

01:42:45.000 That sounds like what?

01:42:46.000 The 4D chess theory.

01:42:48.000 Right, right.

01:42:49.000 I thought you said forging checks, and I was just going to be like, you keep getting worse by the minute.

01:42:52.000 Forging checks.

01:42:53.000 Hey, Chris, you're on the line.

01:42:57.000 Hey, Gav.

01:42:58.000 I want you to do me a favor tonight.

01:43:01.000 Go on your HBO Go and watch the show Euphoria with Zendaya.

01:43:06.000 She's like the main character. 0.99

01:43:08.000 It is the biggest piece of millennial garbage you will ever see in your entire life. 1.00

01:43:17.000 It's absolute garbage. 1.00

01:43:19.000 The audio is terrible in the show. 0.99

01:43:21.000 Drake produced it, of course.

01:43:24.000 Who produces it?

01:43:25.000 Terrible.

01:43:26.000 Drake. 0.99

01:43:27.000 It's all about trans A's and white athletes bullying people. 0.99

01:43:33.000 It is terrible. 0.94

01:43:35.000 You have to watch it because I just want to see your reaction.

01:43:37.000 Okay.

01:43:38.000 We promise you we will watch it and we'll discuss it on Monday.

01:43:41.000 Yeah, I just want to throw a little suggestion, too.

01:43:44.000 Okay.

01:43:45.000 If that's cool.

01:43:47.000 When you're doing the call-ins, we should get a notification for it on the app.

01:43:53.000 Yeah, good idea.

01:43:54.000 Okay, thanks for that.

01:43:56.000 We will check out Euphoria.

01:43:57.000 Do you want to look at the trailer there for a second?

01:44:00.000 I just closed out.

01:44:01.000 No one's trans. 1.00

01:44:02.000 Why are we talking about trans all the time? 1.00

01:44:03.000 People who genuinely think they're a different gender and are not just playing a stupid game. 1.00

01:44:07.000 There's probably more albino black belts in America than there are genuine gender dysphoria cases or black albino belts. 1.00

01:44:19.000 Keith?

01:44:21.000 Keith, go ahead.

01:44:22.000 We're running out of time.

01:44:23.000 Hey, what's up, Gav?

01:44:24.000 Yo.

01:44:25.000 All right.

01:44:26.000 Two things.

01:44:27.000 One, Miles McInnes, my boy.

01:44:29.000 He needs to come back.

01:44:31.000 However, not in video format.

01:44:34.000 Those are done for you.

01:44:35.000 You're done.

01:44:36.000 He needs to, I think he needs to make his appearance in rallies or protests, kind of like Hal Fleckis does.

01:44:41.000 Now, I understand that might be difficult, but if you bring him back, I think that's the avenue you should go down.

01:44:46.000 My two cents, it is what it is.

01:44:48.000 Okay.

01:44:48.000 But more importantly, more importantly, the question I had was surrounding race.

01:44:55.000 And sometimes I think, well, definitely all the time, the media falls prey to it.

01:45:01.000 Sometimes I think you do, but it's not intentional.

01:45:03.000 It's accidental.

01:45:04.000 I just want to bring it up. 0.98

01:45:05.000 Is that when you think of like a black guy, you have a black guy in your head. 0.98

01:45:09.000 When you think of a Chinese guy, you have a Chinese guy in your head. 0.76

01:45:11.000 Kind of like that Louis C.K. bit where he says, don't think of pink elephants, don't think of pink elephants.

01:45:15.000 But when somebody, anybody on the media says that guy is a racist, it's all of a sudden assumed that it's a white guy.

01:45:24.000 It's synonymous with a white guy.

01:45:26.000 Well, it always is.

01:45:26.000 I've got a lot of thoughts on it.

01:45:29.000 Yeah.

01:45:29.000 Okay.

01:45:29.000 Thanks for calling, dude.

01:45:30.000 Say that again?

01:45:32.000 It always is a white guy.

01:45:33.000 I've never seen a black person called racist on TV.

01:45:36.000 Maybe Tucker might say it about something, but even when anyone calls like La Raza, which is Spanish for the Mexican race, the brown race, that's what La Raza means. 0.66

01:45:47.000 It doesn't mean all races.

01:45:48.000 Whenever anyone says that and it's called racist, it's meant to be a sort of like, I'm thinking outside the box.

01:45:55.000 So if you call a black person racist or a brown person racist or a Chinese person racist, it's usually meant to have a sort of a context of, what do you think of that?

01:46:03.000 It's meant to sound counterintuitive.

01:46:06.000 So the person hearing it goes, you know what?

01:46:08.000 I kind of see that point.

01:46:10.000 No one ever hears a black person called racist and goes, yeah, I totally know what you mean. 1.00

01:46:13.000 That guy's fucking out of hand. 0.99

01:46:15.000 Never. 0.99

01:46:16.000 It's always, which means it's not about racism.

01:46:20.000 It's about a race.

01:46:22.000 And I think being Canadian and coming from a country and an area, Quebec, where it was all about French and English, I feel like I have a fresh perspective on this. 0.99

01:46:30.000 And I'm telling you what, as an outsider moving here, even 20 years ago now, I look down at it, look down, I look at this country and go, what the fuck are you guys talking about? 0.99

01:46:38.000 I don't even think you believe what you're saying about racism, white racism. 1.00

01:46:43.000 We just had the beginning of the show, we had the Swedish rapper saying, you're not racist if you're not white and kill white people. 1.00

01:46:50.000 That's how logical this shit is. 1.00

01:46:52.000 All right, we got to move. 1.00

01:46:53.000 All right, we got a lot of calls.

01:46:55.000 Derek.

01:46:58.000 What's up?

01:46:58.000 Hey, I was going to first apologize for defending Ryan the other day.

01:47:02.000 I was wrong after watching what y'all said.

01:47:04.000 Sorry about that.

01:47:05.000 But number two, I have a liberal girlfriend. 0.96

01:47:08.000 I'm getting through with her on Islam a little bit and wanted to see if y'all had any advice, especially you, Gavin, with a wife who was voting for Hillary, if I correctly.

01:47:17.000 Love you.

01:47:18.000 Bye.

01:47:19.000 Bye.

01:47:19.000 Thanks.

01:47:19.000 Nice, sharp, one-point.

01:47:21.000 Here's what I always say to people. 0.99

01:47:24.000 Stop it with those fucking buttons, or I'm going to kick that monitor across the room. 0.99

01:47:28.000 It's not mine. 1.00

01:47:29.000 Turn that screen off.

01:47:31.000 We're done with buttons.

01:47:33.000 No, turn the screen off.

01:47:34.000 Close the tab.

01:47:35.000 Close that tab.

01:47:36.000 Close that tab.

01:47:41.000 Just say to her one very simple stat that we discussed yesterday.

01:47:44.000 It's a Pew stat, and it says, one in four American males, Muslim males between the ages of 18 and 25 think suicide bombing is sometimes or often justified.

01:47:53.000 Now, Muslims are 1% of the population.

01:47:57.000 When one in four, 25% of American young Muslim men think suicide bombing is sometimes or often justified, that's hundreds of thousands of people.

01:48:09.000 That's dangerous.

01:48:11.000 And if she doesn't get it, try to, and then she goes, well, there was Timothy McVeigh and there was the guy with the bull cut who shut up the church.

01:48:18.000 Yes, I know, there was Heather Heyer. 0.99

01:48:20.000 There's a disproportionate number of Muslims involved in terrorism. 0.94

01:48:25.000 Try to teach the left the word disproportionate. 0.91

01:48:28.000 You'll show them 9 million things and then they'll show you one thing and all of a sudden those 9 million things don't exist anymore. 1.00

01:48:35.000 No, anecdotal evidence does not eradicate a pattern, you stupid bitch. 1.00

01:48:39.000 Or more importantly, I would just say, don't talk about politics to your girlfriend. 1.00

01:48:43.000 And the guys say to me, should I marry a liberal?

01:48:45.000 Why?

01:48:46.000 Why not?

01:48:46.000 You're not going to talk about politics.

01:48:48.000 Women tend to not know about politics. 1.00

01:48:50.000 I know some of my favorite political pundits, Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin, Laura Loomer, had them on the show.

01:48:57.000 They're great. 1.00

01:48:58.000 But generally, I'm talking about your girlfriend, she's a fuckwit. 1.00

01:49:04.000 Tom? 1.00

01:49:05.000 Tom, you're on the line.

01:49:09.000 Hello.

01:49:10.000 Hey.

01:49:12.000 Hello.

01:49:12.000 Hi, Tom.

01:49:14.000 Hi there.

01:49:15.000 How are you, Gavin?

01:49:16.000 Good.

01:49:16.000 So I need to set the setting here.

01:49:18.000 You know in these modern bars where they have TVs in the background instead of paper menus, so it has all the beers and wines and stuff?

01:49:24.000 Yeah.

01:49:24.000 You ever seen that before?

01:49:26.000 I guess.

01:49:26.000 So I went to a bar.

01:49:28.000 Yeah, you can picture it.

01:49:29.000 So I went to a bar with a lady on a date, and the screen was moving far too fast for me to read it.

01:49:34.000 And the bartender came over to me and asked, do you need any help?

01:49:39.000 And I said, is there any way you could turn those screens down to retard level? 1.00

01:49:44.000 And it didn't go over well, and the date didn't go well.

01:49:47.000 And I was wondering if that was stepping over the line, because I thought that was a good retard joke. 1.00

01:49:50.000 Yeah, it is pretty good.

01:49:52.000 Let me guess.

01:49:52.000 You're in Toronto?

01:49:54.000 He's gone already.

01:49:55.000 Was he in Toronto?

01:49:57.000 No, I don't believe he was.

01:49:58.000 That sounds very Torontonian. 1.00

01:50:00.000 That kind of shit. 1.00

01:50:03.000 You can't find it? 1.00

01:50:05.000 Yeah, that's good news for you.

01:50:06.000 Sometimes I was really obnoxious, and I would just weed out the people early by saying something offensive.

01:50:13.000 I remember I got dumped in Taiwan for using the word chink on a first date, which makes kind of sense in America, but we were in China.

01:50:22.000 We were the only white people for miles.

01:50:24.000 So within that context, it was clearly satirical.

01:50:27.000 We were in their country. 0.98

01:50:30.000 Although now, when you have a Swedish black rapper talking about killing white people, I guess that context is lost. 0.99

01:50:36.000 But I think you did yourself a favor. 1.00

01:50:38.000 Unless you're really desperate for pussy, if a girl can't take a joke, like turn those down to retard level, you're just going to have more trouble farther down the line. 1.00

01:50:47.000 I mean, my wife is a liberal, but I would have all kinds of offensive stuff when we first met and say totally outrageous shit. 1.00

01:50:54.000 And she could tell that it was just being edgy. 0.99

01:50:58.000 What do we got?

01:50:59.000 We got nine minutes, and that guy was from Pennsylvania.

01:51:02.000 And also we have Lord L.A. meet the emperor.

01:51:05.000 Would you rather?

01:51:06.000 Okay.

01:51:10.000 Go on.

01:51:11.000 Hit it.

01:51:13.000 Hey, 9-10.

01:51:15.000 I can hear your phone in your pants.

01:51:18.000 Hey, man.

01:51:19.000 Okay, here we go.

01:51:19.000 Hey, your wife and mother have switched bodies.

01:51:23.000 Freaky Friday scenario. 1.00

01:51:24.000 But to get them back, you have to have sex with one of them. 1.00

01:51:26.000 Who do you choose? 1.00

01:51:28.000 I don't like these because it's ruining your relationship with your mother forever. 1.00

01:51:32.000 So it's like, how much to kill your mother? 0.99

01:51:35.000 I wish you could use anyone but that. 1.00

01:51:37.000 So I guess I would fuck my wife in my mother's body, although that would ruin sex with my wife for the rest of my life. 1.00

01:51:46.000 I guess I would fuck my mother in my wife's body. 1.00

01:51:51.000 Because then I technically haven't fucked my mother, and I'll never have to see that body again. 1.00

01:51:57.000 But I'm not looking forward to this scenario. 0.99

01:52:00.000 We got Steve, 90-day fiancé.

01:52:04.000 Steve, you're one.

01:52:06.000 Go, Steve.

01:52:07.000 Hey, what's up?

01:52:08.000 Hey, I called up the Antifa Death Toll video, and you gave me the nickname Circumcision Steve.

01:52:13.000 So this is Circumcision Steve.

01:52:15.000 Oh, hey.

01:52:16.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:52:17.000 I saw you guys talking about 90-day fiancé, and I'm a little confused by Gavin's position, because half the time you're always saying, get married when you're 20, settle down, and the other half you're making fun of guys for not having sex with some random bitch. 0.99

01:52:35.000 So I'm like, make up your mind, Gavin. 0.98

01:52:37.000 90-day fiancé should be called green card scam. 1.00

01:52:41.000 100% of those marriages are completely fucking fake. 1.00

01:52:44.000 These loser incels, they're not saving themselves from marriage. 1.00

01:52:49.000 They can't get laid. 1.00

01:52:50.000 That's why they go to Guatemala and find some last-ditch attempt to get some fucking pussy. 1.00

01:52:56.000 And the pussy recognizes that and says, okay, you can put it in, but I get female too, by the way. 1.00

01:53:01.000 Like that white chick who brought the Jamaican teenager home from vacation and thought they were going to live happily ever after. 1.00

01:53:07.000 Holy shit, I love that show. 0.99

01:53:09.000 All right, we got to wrap it up here. 0.99

01:53:10.000 What are we at?

01:53:11.000 We got a couple more.

01:53:12.000 Marcel from Brazil.

01:53:13.000 Hey, Marcel.

01:53:14.000 Brazil.

01:53:18.000 Hey, man, what's up?

01:53:19.000 How you doing?

01:53:20.000 Hey, man.

01:53:21.000 What's up?

01:53:23.000 Hey, have you guys given any thought about maybe having 4K content on the website, NAP?

01:53:30.000 Like higher def?

01:53:31.000 What's 4K?

01:53:35.000 Ryan should know, right?

01:53:36.000 Wait, 4K, like, you know, like, so you can stream it on a big old TV, all super HD-like, right?

01:53:43.000 Yep, yep.

01:53:44.000 Exactly.

01:53:46.000 Does it come out really pixelated when you watch it on a big TV?

01:53:52.000 Depends on the TV color profile, but, you know, overall, it's just better quality.

01:53:57.000 That's all.

01:53:58.000 Okay.

01:53:58.000 Thanks for your call, dude.

01:54:03.000 Are we done now?

01:54:04.000 We'd have to get 4K.

01:54:06.000 We have five minutes?

01:54:08.000 No, seven minutes on the card.

01:54:09.000 So we can just power through these super fast.

01:54:11.000 All right, Power Scouts.

01:54:12.000 Hey, Albert, you're online.

01:54:13.000 Make it quick.

01:54:15.000 Man.

01:54:15.000 Hey, give me a second.

01:54:17.000 Give me a second.

01:54:18.000 Oh, okay, okay.

01:54:19.000 Hold on.

01:54:20.000 Okay.

01:54:21.000 Hold on.

01:54:22.000 He's rushing.

01:54:23.000 He's in a situation.

01:54:24.000 He's going on.

01:54:27.000 Just hurry up, dude.

01:54:30.000 I was just calling to say that I really like Ryan's music.

01:54:35.000 And I was wondering if we could talk about China.

01:54:38.000 China for a little bit.

01:54:40.000 Bye.

01:54:40.000 No, thank you.

01:54:42.000 Next.

01:54:43.000 You like my music and China. 0.97

01:54:44.000 Jonathan, calling about retard. 0.70

01:54:48.000 Hey, Kevin.

01:54:50.000 Just because somebody enjoys it doesn't mean it's good.

01:54:52.000 So having kids, you could probably make an argument that a downstream person would enjoy sex.

01:54:57.000 Doesn't mean you should do it.

01:54:58.000 Peter Seamer thinks it's okay to have sex with animals if they enjoy it.

01:55:01.000 Just because something enjoys it doesn't mean you should do it. 0.99

01:55:04.000 So drag retard shouldn't be dragged up because it's degenerate. 1.00

01:55:08.000 Thanks. 0.95

01:55:09.000 Great.

01:55:09.000 That's a great point, I guess.

01:55:11.000 But I'm thinking more of like the big, big picture.

01:55:15.000 I mean, I've said that exact same quote to Ryan because he was talking about this girl I hated and he goes, it feels good to be with her.

01:55:20.000 And I said, heroin feels good too.

01:55:22.000 I'm just talking about their overall joy from birth to death.

01:55:25.000 I mean, I guess it would be terrible if they found out it was all a scam.

01:55:28.000 But I don't think the people doing this drag syndrome see it as a scam.

01:55:32.000 Like, I don't think they go home and laugh their heads off.

01:55:34.000 So in a way, it's all about a tree falling in the woods.

01:55:37.000 And I don't think it's going to not make a sound. 0.99

01:55:41.000 I don't know what the fuck. 0.99

01:55:42.000 I'm running out of steam here. 0.99

01:55:43.000 Next, Nick.

01:55:46.000 Hey, Gavin.

01:55:47.000 I'm coming up to New York next weekend to see the band Block Party.

01:55:52.000 And just found out there originally signed by Weiss.

01:55:54.000 We've heard you talk about Death from Above a bunch.

01:55:56.000 You met Jesse Keillor when it came out for Election Day a few years ago.

01:56:00.000 But were you involved with signing Block Party?

01:56:02.000 Any thoughts or stories about the band?

01:56:04.000 Yeah, Block Party were cool.

01:56:06.000 We signed them.

01:56:06.000 We discovered them.

01:56:07.000 We discovered the streets.

01:56:08.000 We discovered Death from Above.

01:56:10.000 Then Block Party started getting kind of PC. 0.99

01:56:13.000 And that black gay singer dude accused Johnny Rotten, Johnny Lydon, of being a racist, which is ridiculous. 1.00

01:56:20.000 I think his grandkids are all black. 1.00

01:56:24.000 So that was annoying. 0.98

01:56:25.000 But I don't know.

01:56:26.000 Good band.

01:56:27.000 Good tunes.

01:56:28.000 Next call.

01:56:29.000 All right, Andre.

01:56:32.000 Yo, can you guys hear me?

01:56:34.000 Yes.

01:56:36.000 Hey, so I don't think Ryan's actually that bad.

01:56:40.000 He might just be kind of overworked.

01:56:41.000 I think he's got like a kind of insane workload.

01:56:45.000 My proposition is that you guys let me come intern for you and pick up anything.

01:56:51.000 Okay, thanks for your call.

01:56:52.000 That's a great idea.

01:56:53.000 Let's not use up the call with job applications.

01:56:57.000 Next call.

01:56:57.000 All right.

01:56:58.000 This is Virgil calling about Jim Gold.

01:57:01.000 That's how it said that.

01:57:02.000 Okay.

01:57:02.000 Go ahead, Virgil.

01:57:06.000 Yeah.

01:57:09.000 Are you there?

01:57:11.000 What about him?

01:57:12.000 Kevin.

01:57:13.000 Would you have Jim on your show at free speech.tv?

01:57:20.000 What is with your voice?

01:57:22.000 Are you following me?

01:57:23.000 I'm from Minnesota out on the lake here, fishing, so you sound like Harold Ramos skydiving.

01:57:33.000 Thanks for your call.

01:57:35.000 That was great.

01:57:36.000 Thank you.

01:57:37.000 Yeah, we will get Jim Goad on.

01:57:38.000 He's awesome.

01:57:38.000 Oh, you mean get him on as a show on free speech.tv and the network?

01:57:42.000 Yeah, that's definitely in the works.

01:57:44.000 That's a good idea.

01:57:45.000 All right.

01:57:47.000 Next.

01:57:48.000 Last talked about break.

01:57:50.000 Anonymous.

01:57:54.000 Hello?

01:57:54.000 Hey, guys.

01:57:56.000 Hey, man. 0.97

01:57:58.000 Yeah, I'm calling from London, actually, and shit's going down here about Brexit. 0.98

01:58:05.000 Prime Minister Boris Johnson prorogued parliament, which means, you know, shut it down. 0.98

01:58:09.000 And people are freaking out over here.

01:58:11.000 I think you guys should really look into it.

01:58:13.000 Yeah, we should do a Brexit special.

01:58:15.000 We should do a whole London special.

01:58:16.000 We should go to London.

01:58:17.000 I'm confused because we got a pro-Brexit Prime Minister in there and Boris Johnson, right?

01:58:23.000 It looked like he was going to make it happen.

01:58:25.000 And then the opposition starts quitting, so they don't have enough votes in order to make it happen, something like that.

01:58:31.000 So now it's looking like it's just getting thrown out the window.

01:58:35.000 Why aren't there more riots in the streets in Britain? 0.78

01:58:37.000 You throw Tommy in jail twice for embarrassing pedophiles.

01:58:40.000 They democratically vote for Brexit, and now they vote in a Brexit prime minister, and the elites still say no?

01:58:49.000 Take your country back, Britain.

01:58:51.000 Three minutes.

01:58:52.000 We got Los Angeles Chris Tom.

01:58:53.000 All right, let's go.

01:58:58.000 Hello.

01:58:58.000 Hey, Gavin.

01:58:59.000 Hey, man.

01:59:00.000 Hey, well, I know that you really respect fathers, so I wouldn't do something really good for my father.

01:59:05.000 He does copper artwork like a maniac.

01:59:08.000 And he has an Instagram called Carlos Creations, OneWord, K-A-R-O-S, Creations.

01:59:14.000 And any artwork that you want to create.

01:59:16.000 Okay, man, that sounds great.

01:59:17.000 Thank you for calling.

01:59:19.000 We will give it to you.

01:59:19.000 That was a cool free ad for Caro's Creations.

01:59:23.000 He'll make us stuff.

01:59:24.000 Yeah.

01:59:25.000 I don't want stuff.

01:59:26.000 I like stuff.

01:59:27.000 Hey, big bonds freedom.

01:59:30.000 Hey, what's up, guys?

01:59:32.000 Hey, man.

01:59:34.000 Just want to know what your thoughts are with Trump talking about banning all these flavored bait liquids and peace cigarettes.

01:59:43.000 Okay.

01:59:44.000 That's a bummer, but I only smoke tobacco once, so that's my two cents.

01:59:48.000 Okay, next caller.

01:59:49.000 Hey, Dan, new subscribee.

01:59:54.000 How's it going, guys?

01:59:55.000 I just wanted to let you know that I'm just subscribed and I love the content.

02:00:01.000 Can you go into any new guests or shows that you're going to go into?

02:00:07.000 Or you can't really get into that yet?

02:00:10.000 Well, I don't like promoting something if it's not going to happen, but we're working on Joe Biggs.

02:00:15.000 We're working on Laura Loomer.

02:00:16.000 I'm interested in Jim Goad.

02:00:17.000 I'd love to get Sargon of Akkad.

02:00:20.000 Working on all of those people, trying to set up deals.

02:00:23.000 But right now, I'll focus on Soph and Milo because those are shows we definitely have.

02:00:28.000 But thank you for calling, and I'll make sure you're the first to hear about any new shows.

02:00:32.000 And it's interesting that you signed up just for one show, my show.

02:00:36.000 And for the same price, we keep adding and adding and adding value to your subscription.

02:00:41.000 Yes.

02:00:42.000 We got two minutes, but here, Brenda. 1.00

02:00:44.000 Go, Brenda. 1.00

02:00:46.000 Go, Brenda. 1.00

02:00:51.000 Brenda.

02:00:55.000 Well, she was talking about the same thing, about Trump moving towards that ban of flavored things.

02:01:00.000 Terminators have a purpose.

02:01:01.000 Wait a minute.

02:01:01.000 What's Trump doing?

02:01:02.000 He's banning what?

02:01:03.000 He's talking about banning flavored e-cigarettes. 0.99

02:01:06.000 Oh, I don't give a shit about smoking. 1.00

02:01:07.000 It drives me fucking nuts. 0.99

02:01:09.000 But I think it should be totally legal. 0.99

02:01:11.000 You should be able to smoke anywhere you want. 0.99

02:01:13.000 And it's stupid of him to ban these cigarettes. 1.00

02:01:16.000 I hate his fucking vape. 1.00

02:01:18.000 He's not allowed to smoke in the studio. 1.00

02:01:19.000 But I don't think that these...

02:01:23.000 Milo was saying every one of these deaths, someone was already sick with lung cancer.

02:01:29.000 Yes.

02:01:30.000 Or had bad lungs.

02:01:31.000 All right, next.

02:01:31.000 All right, we got Terminators Have a Purpose.

02:01:33.000 This is probably the last call I think we could take.

02:01:35.000 Okay.

02:01:36.000 Hit it.

02:01:37.000 Hey, Gavin.

02:01:38.000 I live in Key West, Florida, where the traffic is crazy, and I am a Terminator.

02:01:44.000 And, I mean, I've been to New York as well.

02:01:48.000 They have a purpose.

02:01:49.000 If we weren't around, you would be overcome by rats and eaten alive in your sleep.

02:01:55.000 Okay, I guess I was wrong. 0.87

02:01:57.000 Thank you, robot, for calling.

02:01:59.000 Someone has spent, I don't know, $7 million making a robot that kills people. 0.98

02:02:04.000 Meanwhile, you could pay a Guatemalan ex-con probably $500 to kill someone. 0.54

02:02:10.000 But for some reason, the globalists have invested in a $7 million killing machine. 1.00

02:02:16.000 Never going to fucking happen. 0.99

02:02:19.000 No, he's talking about terminating animals. 0.99

02:02:23.000 Like an exterminator.

02:02:25.000 Oh, I thought he meant a robot.

02:02:28.000 I thought you were doing that on purpose.

02:02:29.000 No, he's an exterminator.

02:02:31.000 Well, he should call back another time.

02:02:32.000 We should have a long time.

02:02:33.000 Why would terminators make rats attack?

02:02:35.000 I thought he meant like he kills people, and that's why there's so much traffic.

02:02:38.000 The traffic would be way worse.

02:02:40.000 All right.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - September 13, 2019

GOML LIVE #12 - WHAT'S WITH SWEDEN?

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