On this episode of the podcast, the boys discuss a new movement called "Trash Your Mask to Rumble" and answer listener mail questions. Plus, Ryan and Matty are joined by Maddie O'Dell, the host of the new show "Out For Bud" and host of "The Out For Bud Show."
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00:04:20.000So when you look at his mod wall that he basically has abused tactical walls with, you see how retarded he is and you don't think I'm mean anymore because you go, oh, that's his brain.
00:09:32.000Before I get to the next sponsor at 15 minutes in, I went to the Silwa Eric Adams debate last night at a bar of the playwright in New York City after Compound censored.
00:11:53.000And I'm used to doing shots at my bar with Maddie where the corrupt Irishman dilutes them so much that you do five shots and you feel great.
00:12:00.000I do shots in the city and I have to lie down in the bathroom because they have alcohol in them, which I'm not, my body's not used to.
00:12:09.000So Gino's fucking yelling out and he's clapping, yeah!
00:13:35.000Seawalls would not have stopped this storm, but you had to be out there moving through the city, helping people to realize that this was rain.
00:13:42.000This had nothing to do with sea walls.
00:13:44.000If we keep thinking antiquated methods to a modern problem...
00:14:03.000Here's a good clip of Eric Adams being a tattletale snitchy McBoner pants that you just want to punch in his head and expand throughout that educational experience.
00:14:55.000As someone who endorses Eric Adams, I know there's a lot of criticism where they say he was a member of the 100 black officers thing, and though he was a cop, he was actually just a transit cop, and he was always bitching and moaning and suing.
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00:19:21.000Well, the beauty of when that, I don't know which time we're talking about, but the beauty of the old days was you beat up a cop, they took you to the police station, they handcuffed you to a chair.
00:19:33.000And about six, eight guys walked in at different times and just.
00:19:35.000And they beat you for the course of many hours.
00:19:59.000And at the end of the day, they didn't, even though they had to, it was a bar fight and we were fighting in the doorway of the bar and a cop hit me with a nice stick and I turned around and just hit him.
00:24:57.000For hitting a chick back, I did a whole episode in hardballs in this.
00:25:01.000I wrote like 400 pages in shit magnet about it.
00:25:05.000If you want to hear this chick threatening to cut my head off, chop my nipples off, blow my head to smithereens, jimgo.net slash sound slash anne dot mp3.
00:25:54.000Now, who was the most, you used the word notorious just then, who was the most notorious bad man who contacted you and said that that issue went a little too far.
00:26:07.000That would have been Richard the Nightstalker Ramirez, who was another, he was a known rapper, and he skull fucked a grandma after killing her, but thought that Answer Me Number Four went too far.
00:28:42.000He sent me a bunch of cigars to congratulate me on having a child, and I guess he handled them himself, so I took a swab, and I brought that to my Jujuman.
00:30:48.000But when I ordered this stuff, when I got it freeze-dried in this Dyrofoam container and I put it on it, thawed it out, cooked it up on the barbecue.
00:31:06.000I didn't want to use a bad word because I don't want you to associate that with it because it was so good.
00:31:10.000It's one of those steaks where, like, you know, you go to Keene's Steakhouse and you're on the train going back home and you're thinking about it like you made out with Eva Mendez or something.
00:31:28.000That's enough catering to the freeloaders.
00:31:31.000We're going to read some viewer mail, take some calls, talk to Maddie about his sex life.
00:31:38.000And for you folks at home who haven't signed up to censored TV, I don't know what you're waiting for.
00:31:45.000$10 a month, unlimited entertainment, much more than you could possibly watch.
00:31:50.000I am one of 15 shows on censored.tv, but I still give you one to two hours every day, but the weekends, and the weekends are jam-packed with everyone else.
00:44:03.000So my dick tells me that I'm getting a threesome last night with our family friend Renee, where our daughters would play together when they were eight.
00:44:13.000And all of a sudden, they both are sluts in lingerie, like competing to blow me.
00:44:19.000So I come out to the living room and I sit there, like, talking to the two waisted women, like I have anything to fucking say to them, thinking this is going to lead, we'll lock the bedroom.
00:44:51.000Zero, like, honestly, if someone broke in and held a gun to our heads and we did a threesome at gunpoint, they would both be bawling their eyes out at how horrible this rape was.
00:49:56.000So when you go like this, Hitler used toilet paper, you used toilet paper, all dogs are mammals, all cats are mammals, all dogs are not cats.
00:50:05.000So anyway, they're going like this, and these Karens are like, a black man is a fucking doing the white power symbol.
00:50:12.000And it's like, please listen to the song.
00:50:14.000So this is a song they were blaring from the truck all across Long Island.
00:50:19.000Kingdom come on the other thing of misery.
00:51:09.000And the pine tree riots were during the American Revolution, I think it was 1774, the Brits realized that they don't have enough pine to make their boats, especially masts.
00:54:58.000Not to go off topic or anything, but yesterday when we were on Cumia, you were talking about how your wife watches home renovations and all that stuff.
00:55:06.000And in early homes up in New England, you would have these pine boards in their floors.
00:55:13.000And the wider the board was the more prominent of a person because they call them king's boards because they weren't allowed to cut the lumber and mill it.
00:55:21.000So when you see an old house like from the 17, early 1700s, mid-1700s, and they have these really wide pine floorboards, the person had a lot of clout or he was someone just saying, you know, fuck you.
00:55:38.000Yeah, you know, in Lead Hills in Scotland, it was a big, well, it was a Lead town, but they had gold too.
00:55:45.000And they were told they had to give the gold to the crown.
00:55:48.000So what the Scots would do is they'd have all the gold they found made into jewelry.
00:55:54.000So they'd have like, they'd look like Mr. T. They'd have a ring on every finger and like four gold chains rather than, so you have these dirty fucking miners in shitty cable net sweaters dressed like Mr. T. Pity the fool.
00:59:25.000Now the Daily Wire just announced two upcoming movies, Shut In, coming in November, and Gina Carano's film, Tear on the Prairie, coming the first half of next year.
00:59:36.000They're kicking ass, those Daily Wire guys.
00:59:39.000Plus, they got Matt Walsh, who, like you said, is killing it, and they just hired Adam Carolla.
00:59:44.000I almost exclusively watch censor.tv content and know the DW is your competition, yeah, I guess.
00:59:51.000But spending an additional $100 a year to get conservative movies made is super important in these crazy times.
00:59:57.000I recommend all baby monsters do the same.
00:59:59.000The Hollywood Union started debating vaccine mandates forecasting for and I wasn't into that.
01:02:13.000It's an old timer who's been doing this forever who sees a young buck come in and get more notoriety than him and get higher speaking fees at Harvard.
01:05:42.000And he's like, you're either the best brother in the world for setting this up or the worst brother in the world for fucking getting me hustled.
01:06:00.000The way these people talk to each other, these young people, these Zoomers, they're just like, what happened to your past three relationships?
01:08:48.000Just want to say that not understanding the Instagram culture of streaming one's remarkably unimpressive face doesn't make you an out-of-touch boomer.
01:08:56.000Wait, I think we read this one already.
01:08:58.000My generation's obsession with themselves is mind-blowing and nauseating.
01:09:02.000The girls all think they're the hottest models on the planet, and the guys make complete fags of themselves while making sex faces into the camera.
01:09:09.000In either case, they film themselves for no other purpose than getting spurious compliments to further inflate their already leviathan egos.
01:09:17.000It's incredibly frustrating when I want to just browse memes and I have to filter through a film.
01:10:24.000Like, it's not my thing, but the last few series, like my ex-wife, she had 34 double D. My girlfriend, my last serious girlfriend, she was 32 double D. And it just.
01:12:46.000I started thinking about how rabid people are today about politics, fighting and screaming at each other's families, blah, blah, blah.
01:12:52.000I bet in the 50s, 60s, 70s, 80s, when it was mainly men involved in politics, men who disagreed with each other on political issues were still friends with each other.
01:13:01.000I bet they would work together, discuss politics, debate, and argue, but then go out drinking together all night and have a great time.
01:13:08.000I bet they would even have barbecues together because they were men and were confident enough in themselves to not let such petty disagreement ruin their friendship.
01:13:18.000I would also add that like I'm pro-Israel, right?
01:13:22.000But say Maddie, my friend, had like all of this evidence that I had never heard of before about how evil Israel is.
01:13:38.000If he had just come from there and he was like a big Israeli expert and he's like, I don't care, but it's not about Palestine.
01:13:44.000It's about this and that and the corruption and some whole involved thing about how they're really just a Potemkin village that Joe Biden is propping up and the Palestinian thing is a distraction.
01:13:58.000I'd be like, holy shit, let me look this up.
01:16:09.000But when they have something to prove, it's like if you call an alcoholic an alcoholic and they get super fucking mad because you hit, you touched on.
01:16:28.000Women get incredibly emotional and destroy the friendship.
01:16:32.000Then their pussy boyfriends and husbands, so true, who have been basically turned into women, start acting the same way.
01:16:39.000And that I'm seeing in the suburbs with this hate has no home here sign where the husband is MAGA.
01:16:46.000He voted for Trump and he has a Hate Has No Home here sign on his lawn because his wife wants it and whatever makes you happy.
01:16:53.000That's why most right-wing conservative men want to converse, have discussions, find the truth, but the Libstars want to shut us up, destroy anything and anyone that disagrees with them in a fit of rage.
01:17:04.000Like as Dennis Prager said, they think we're evil.
01:17:15.000It looks like a would you rather type of thing.
01:17:17.000I haven't read this yet, but if this is involving your dad sucking your dick or some shit about your sister and fucking your sister, guys, come on.
01:17:27.000Any incestual incest is so fucking lame thing.
01:17:35.000Like, that's obviously, I'd rather almost, I think I'd rather die than anything that's going to ruin my friendship with my, my relationship with my dad.
01:17:43.000So don't include family in any kind of would you rather, obviously.
01:19:16.000Surprise, a little disappointing to bring any cigars from Cuba.
01:19:19.000I knew I could tell when Jim Goad was on that Ryan was just doing a good Jim Goad impression, but that was obviously actually Pitbull via Skype.
01:20:08.000If you stuck your dick through a glory hole, and there was porn playing on a screen in front of you, some super hot chick, I'm going to go with Ava Devine.
01:24:06.000You know, I was thinking the other day, too.
01:24:08.000I think Jim Goldman have actually given me this, but they're like, oh, white man's always ripping off the black man, like the blues and shit.
01:28:53.000But yeah, like when it comes to assault one and attempted murder, it's depending on where the injuries are and what the intent, like, but not.
01:29:05.000He's on another chat saying, like, we need to start taking these proud boys out.
01:29:09.000We need to start shooting them, blah, blah, blah.
01:29:11.000Like a bunch of examples of him saying, let's kill Tiny.
01:29:14.000Giving them all the rope they need to hang them.
01:29:17.000I mean, unfortunately, I know a girl who's a close friend of mine who had her ex-boyfriend broke into her house and shot her in the leg with a shotgun.
01:29:29.000And it blew like half of her ankle off and everything.
01:29:31.000And let me tell you, to this day, it's a tough, when the ankle is destroyed, it's a tough road.
01:29:39.000Yeah, I imagine your whole body's weight is on that every time you step a million times a day.
01:30:21.000The heel is why I started believing in God, because when my daughter was born, I was looking at her heel and I thought how perfect it is and I realized God exists.
01:37:37.000I looked him up on Wikipedia and stuff, and so he was like a popular dude in high school who was very tall, basketball guy, and was in a bunch of plays.
01:37:47.000And then he was in true romance where he was like an enforcer.
01:37:53.000And I think my theory is David Chase and the producers were looking for cheap sunglasses.
01:38:02.000They were looking for someone who's not going to ask for like an Al Pacino or a fucking De Niro that's going to ask for a million dollars an episode.
01:38:10.000And so they found a guy who was like a drama club nerd, not a nerd, but a drama club kid.
01:38:16.000And he looked pretty good in a couple of movies.
01:40:47.000Like, do people know what the word apostrophe means?
01:40:49.000In fact, the concept of an apostrophe is, I don't have time to write let us, so I'm going to write let's, and then I need you to know that I cheated, so I'm just going to leave a little boop, a little zip, a little.
01:41:05.000Now, if we put a signature in a, it's going to be small.
01:41:09.000If we write Gavin Miles McInnes or Ryan Catsu Rivera, it's clearly not an apostrophe anymore.
01:41:17.000And don't fucking make that a gif of me, Zeke Heiling.
01:48:34.000Dude, imagine if somebody had dreadlocks on their balls, dude.
01:48:38.000Steve, Steve-O, do you remember used to, I was on your RAD email list.
01:48:43.000It was like Johnny Knoxville, Mike Judge was on it, all the jackass dudes, and you would do whippets and send out these 7,000-long, 7,000-word emails talking about like redemption and justice and Jesus and finding yourself.
01:52:44.000Hey, I wanted to hear your thoughts on the Coast Guard specifically, you know, out there on the high seas stopping guys smuggling cocaine up from South America like you're just talking about.
01:53:17.000Yeah, I support cops, and I understand they're doing their job, but I think drugs should be legal, and I think it's a waste of resources, and I don't like seeing my guys risking their lives fucking with these cartels.
01:53:30.0007,000 people in America are doing cocaine right now.
01:55:02.000And you have to sort of be like, yeah, I'm not really familiar with it, but then you'll find out that the Scots murdered a bunch of English babies and blah, blah, blah.
01:55:13.000He's trying to take the piss out of you.
01:56:14.000But it gets to a point, because it is an anesthesia, you kind of have to get it to the point where you inhale enough that you start to, like, kind of not black out, but like you hear, like, a woman, woman, woman, woman, woman, womb.
01:57:25.000That's why they sell them in those little cartridges because bakeries and restaurants and stuff, they put them in there and make whipped cream.
01:57:32.000So you just buy that without the, and you don't put any cream or anything in the cartridge to whip, and you just inhale the gas.
01:58:04.000Well, we used to do so many of them that we'd pass around a cracker in the dorm room there, and then when we'd turn up and we'd just be passing around, it looked like somebody had just a paintball war.
01:58:15.000There's just shells of canister covering the floor.
01:59:34.000I mean, a couple people came in as we were partying throughout the week, and they were like, look in, they were like, you know, those are so-and-so's first party, right?