Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #123 - RYAN'S BACK

00:00:07.000 He was just the rocket.

00:01:33.000 Hello, folks.

00:01:34.000 Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn.

00:01:36.000 Here we are.

00:01:37.000 Oh, I got the wrong fucking thing.

00:01:59.000 Okay, so here's the proper camera angle.

00:02:01.000 Once again, we are without Ryan Catsu Rivera.

00:02:05.000 He is with his baby.

00:02:09.000 I don't know.

00:02:10.000 Paternity leave. 1.00

00:02:12.000 Is it a thing?

00:02:14.000 What's he going to do?

00:02:15.000 I have nipples, Greg.

00:02:17.000 Can you milk me?

00:02:18.000 Should he be really at home with his child?

00:02:21.000 I think it's the reason I allowed it for one week, unlike Pete Buggadig, who got like, what, two months, is I thought it's a good message to send to the wife, which is it's subliminal. 0.96

00:02:36.000 And it's like, I'm going to be there for you.

00:02:38.000 I'm not going to abandon you.

00:02:40.000 I'm around.

00:02:41.000 But I think we've established that.

00:02:44.000 And yesterday's show was garbage.

00:02:46.000 And this show is looking like it's going to suck just as much shit.

00:02:50.000 We've got Maddie Odell here again.

00:02:53.000 All right, everybody.

00:02:54.000 Good to see you.

00:02:55.000 You're going to flip me on over here.

00:03:07.000 Hey, there I am.

00:03:08.000 What's up, everybody?

00:03:10.000 Good to be back.

00:03:10.000 Good to see everybody.

00:03:12.000 Thanks for all the input on the social media, seeing how I'm doing.

00:03:17.000 We're both wearing shirts to recognize the well, my shirt's a president's shirt, but your shirt is a veteran shirt.

00:03:26.000 It's Veterans Day.

00:03:29.000 Yes.

00:03:29.000 We should acknowledge that.

00:03:31.000 11-11.

00:03:34.000 I don't want to dwell on the fact that when you look up both sides who are there for Pearl Harbor, who are there still alive, none of them are hot.

00:03:43.000 That's a dumb thing to focus on.

00:03:46.000 You know, they're in their 90s now.

00:03:49.000 True.

00:03:50.000 Yeah, so the fact that they're hot or not is an irrelevant detail, I think.

00:03:55.000 Yeah.

00:03:55.000 Right?

00:03:56.000 Very much so.

00:03:57.000 But none of them are hot.

00:04:01.000 Right?

00:04:02.000 No.

00:04:02.000 You've got guys in your, you're a big military dude, despite being a miscreant criminal that does the opposite of saving this country.

00:04:14.000 Right?

00:04:15.000 I've chose different career paths.

00:04:17.000 But you have a lot of military in your family.

00:04:20.000 Yes, yes, I do.

00:04:21.000 I have a current military.

00:04:23.000 You know, my father was in the military.

00:04:25.000 My grandfather was in the military.

00:04:26.000 I have cousins and brothers that were in the military.

00:04:28.000 What was your dad doing?

00:04:29.000 He was in the Navy.

00:04:30.000 He was an ordinance man on actually the USS Intrepid.

00:04:34.000 That's a museum in the city now.

00:04:36.000 Yes.

00:04:36.000 Yep.

00:04:37.000 So he was into Scottish chicks for some weird reason.

00:04:40.000 Yep.

00:04:40.000 Yeah, he was.

00:04:42.000 Maybe they're dirty.

00:04:43.000 With all due respect to your dead mother.

00:04:47.000 But like, whenever I hung out in Glasgow, I was like, I'm in Harlem.

00:04:51.000 Yeah.

00:04:52.000 Like, we are the ends of the W's. 0.62

00:04:56.000 True.

00:04:56.000 So maybe.

00:04:58.000 Maybe they were.

00:04:59.000 Maybe they were harming them.

00:05:00.000 They're just like the saucy broads. 1.00

00:05:02.000 Like, I remember being a kid on vacation.

00:05:05.000 I wouldn't call it vacation.

00:05:07.000 Spending the summers in Glasgow.

00:05:09.000 And you'd see these Scottish girls with their boyfriends. 1.00

00:05:11.000 I remember being like 12 and liking the 13, the 14-year-olds.

00:05:15.000 And the way they would sort of like, I don't know, like hang back by the watering hole, like they just had this arrogance that you don't usually see in the white race. 0.84

00:05:28.000 They were feeling themselves.

00:05:29.000 They're brassy brats. 1.00

00:05:32.000 Anyway, the sponsors.

00:05:35.000 So I would like to apologize in advance for this show.

00:05:38.000 Ryan is still not here.

00:05:42.000 Maddie and I don't know what we're doing, obviously.

00:05:45.000 Do you even have a light on you, dude?

00:05:47.000 Yeah, it's on.

00:05:50.000 Let's get to the sponsors, though.

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00:07:55.000 I'm just going to go back over to Ryan's old computer and, I don't know, go through there.

00:08:01.000 What do they sell?

00:08:02.000 Hold on a sec.

00:08:32.000 I don't think hear your mic's on.

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00:08:43.000 You got me.

00:08:44.000 You got me.

00:08:46.000 Oh, that's cool.

00:08:47.000 Look at that shirt.

00:08:48.000 Look at those shirts.

00:08:51.000 Those are great shirts.

00:08:52.000 The bird, which is the bald eagle.

00:08:54.000 The bird which is the bald eagle.

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00:08:55.000 Come on up.

00:08:57.000 Oh, my God.

00:08:58.000 Okay, let's go back.

00:09:10.000 Dude, you're not going to believe this.

00:09:11.000 So, you know, the bird which is the bald eagle, right?

00:09:14.000 Oh, yeah.

00:09:16.000 I met the duck, which was a cornucopia of stories.

00:09:21.000 I don't know if I can even finish them, but I'm watching Ahmed Arbery, which they don't call Ahmed.

00:09:28.000 He's got some other name in the court case.

00:09:32.000 But they're like, he was scouting locations before those dudes called the cops.

00:09:39.000 We saw this guy forever.

00:09:40.000 He's a scombag.

00:09:42.000 He wears just like a winter coat and nothing else.

00:09:46.000 Shorts and Timberlands.

00:09:47.000 The guy's like a fucking sociopath.

00:09:49.000 He's a mentally ill thief. 0.93

00:09:52.000 And they called the cops on him.

00:09:54.000 But I'm watching the trial at the bar.

00:09:58.000 And guess who his fucking lawyer is?

00:10:01.000 Who is he?

00:10:02.000 It's the eye roll from the bulb, which is the bald eagle.

00:10:05.000 Oh, my God.

00:10:06.000 It gets crazier.

00:10:08.000 He has a bald eagle on his lapel.

00:10:12.000 A lapel pin?

00:10:13.000 Yes.

00:10:14.000 An eagle.

00:10:15.000 Which is even crazier because we're watching the Rittenhouse trial and the prosecution has Star Wars pins on their lapel.

00:10:24.000 So it's a thing and a thing and a thing.

00:10:25.000 It's so meta that I can't show it because we don't have a Ryan here.

00:10:33.000 Maybe I can try to show it.

00:10:35.000 I got to be honest.

00:10:36.000 I shit on Ryan on a daily basis.

00:10:39.000 I say he's useless.

00:10:40.000 I don't want him here.

00:10:42.000 And then we've done a week without him because he made that weird little Buddhist premi.

00:10:47.000 And I am having trouble surviving without him.

00:10:52.000 I'm going to just say that openly.

00:10:54.000 He's not going to say he's good at his job, but he's definitely better than nothing.

00:11:01.000 That is true.

00:11:03.000 Anyway, let me try to find...

00:11:06.000 I want to text the guy because I couldn't record it, so I took a picture of the...

00:11:14.000 You can already tell this show is going to suck.

00:11:17.000 Maybe you could send it to Ryan's computer on the desk in the control room to try to get it from there.

00:11:23.000 Yeah, I'll try texting it to Ryan, and then it won't be him, obviously.

00:11:30.000 But he might get it.

00:11:35.000 I wouldn't get your hopes up for this show, folks.

00:11:38.000 And if you're busy and you didn't feel like watching this show and you don't think it's going to be good, I would recommend just giving up and just being like, oh, well, I'll go to bed early and I'll take the hit.

00:11:51.000 You have to do it today.

00:11:51.000 Anyway, I just emailed it to Ryan's computer.

00:11:56.000 I'm going to go over to Ryan's computer and see if I can find the lawyer who was the Bald Eagle guy who's doing Ahmed.

00:12:04.000 Is it Ahmed Arbery?

00:12:05.000 I think it's Ahmed Arbery.

00:12:07.000 Hold on.

00:12:07.000 Have faith, folks.

00:12:21.000 I am a real American.

00:12:25.000 I do what you need.

00:13:03.000 Holy Jesus.

00:13:04.000 Wow.

00:13:05.000 What is that?

00:13:06.000 Ladies and gentlemen, Ryan catch you Rivera in the beauty.

00:13:11.000 Thank you very much.

00:13:12.000 Wow.

00:13:13.000 Wow.

00:13:19.000 That was amazing and American.

00:13:21.000 But when you walked in, I couldn't help but notice Maddie was no longer sitting at the bar. 0.89

00:13:26.000 Where did you go?

00:13:27.000 I wasn't going to have a slash.

00:13:28.000 Oh, you went to go piss.

00:13:29.000 That was a quick piss.

00:13:31.000 It was a quick piss.

00:13:33.000 Welcome back, Ryan.

00:13:34.000 Thank you.

00:13:36.000 Welcome back to Veterans Day.

00:13:37.000 Happy blurry.

00:13:39.000 Yep, you're blurry.

00:13:40.000 Happy veterans.

00:13:41.000 There's a giant space above your right ear.

00:13:45.000 I don't know why that's open, but whatever.

00:13:50.000 Welcome.

00:13:51.000 So what have you learned from fatherhood?

00:13:54.000 Oh, it's crazy.

00:13:56.000 You don't get a lot of sleep on the second night, but the third and fourth night, you get sleep, and it's good.

00:14:02.000 A lot of breastfeeding and a lot of joyous little moments.

00:14:06.000 I FaceTimed my dad.

00:14:09.000 Oh, he said.

00:14:10.000 He said that he said.

00:14:11.000 Congratulations.

00:14:13.000 Yeah.

00:14:14.000 Did he advise that you skip town within the next week?

00:14:18.000 So ideally, you want to leave like a little later.

00:14:21.000 First, you want to go to the bottom.

00:14:22.000 You don't want to establish a connection.

00:14:26.000 So you should probably leave like around now.

00:14:28.000 You can leave with me if you want.

00:14:31.000 But then you're close to my key, so it's kind of weird.

00:14:37.000 Didn't he call you back after you told him that the baby was born to re-ask when it was born or something?

00:14:43.000 Yeah, I asked him what the middle name, because May is her middle name, M-E-I, which is Japanese, has Japanese meaning, and it's a very popular name there, but also Chinese.

00:14:54.000 So I said, what is the Japanese meaning?

00:14:56.000 He's like, oh, I don't know.

00:14:57.000 I was like, well, I looked it up.

00:14:58.000 It says like bright or like light.

00:15:01.000 And he's like, what do you mean?

00:15:02.000 Wait a minute.

00:15:03.000 That does mean.

00:15:03.000 I don't know.

00:15:04.000 Like, I speak English.

00:15:06.000 If someone asked me what car means, I'd go, it's an automated little house that zips around with four wheels.

00:15:14.000 Right.

00:15:14.000 I wouldn't go, oh, I don't know.

00:15:15.000 It could mean a million things.

00:15:17.000 I think, you remember how you said Chinese people are learning Chinese their entire language, their entire life?

00:15:23.000 Yeah.

00:15:24.000 It's kind of like that, where it's like, it could mean a bunch of different things, but light and bright and also sounds nice.

00:15:31.000 See, we're going to name her Daphne Mae, M-A-E, but that means bitter in the Bible, which is no good.

00:15:37.000 There's something wrong with that.

00:15:39.000 Okay.

00:15:40.000 Very cute kid.

00:15:41.000 Thank you.

00:15:42.000 Very amazing baby.

00:15:43.000 I was very worried, to be totally frank, when I saw the ultrasounds because of your hideous face. 0.95

00:15:48.000 I was worried about the nose.

00:15:51.000 But the nose is beautiful.

00:15:52.000 Well, what God did was, and we discussed this on the show, they shrank it.

00:15:57.000 Right.

00:15:57.000 So now it looks normal, human.

00:15:58.000 They made it tiny, and then they gave it a little ski jump from your wife. 0.98

00:16:03.000 And things are reasonable.

00:16:04.000 Let's see if I got it in the picture.

00:16:06.000 Thank God.

00:16:06.000 Oh, yeah.

00:16:07.000 Here's one.

00:16:08.000 Oh, this is good.

00:16:09.000 I have a dad tip.

00:16:12.000 You mean a foreskin?

00:16:14.000 Well, I don't have a dad tip in that sense, but in the sense that...

00:16:20.000 All right, dad trick.

00:16:22.000 You're holding the baby, you're jiggling, you want to cut steak.

00:16:26.000 Hold the baby's head in the crux of your elbows.

00:16:28.000 Can't we see your bill after getting steak at the hospital?

00:16:32.000 I'm afraid.

00:16:33.000 It's not going to be good.

00:16:35.000 On the rest of the body of the child.

00:16:37.000 You put the fork in the meat, which is usually a two-hand job.

00:16:42.000 And you chop, chop, chop.

00:16:49.000 Sing a little something.

00:16:51.000 And you can hum with your mouth closed.

00:16:53.000 I don't even air pot in.

00:16:56.000 Good question.

00:16:57.000 And if you sing to them, I'll tell you what.

00:16:59.000 I like the smell of steak.

00:17:04.000 That's how you eat.

00:17:05.000 A two-handed meal with a baby.

00:17:09.000 So I'll tell you why.

00:17:10.000 Every time we eat, whenever we eat, we watch Sopranos, and the baby was asleep for the beginning part of that.

00:17:18.000 And then she woke up.

00:17:20.000 That's our little routine.

00:17:22.000 Where are you at?

00:17:23.000 And one of the sopranos.

00:17:24.000 Season 6A.

00:17:27.000 What's happening?

00:17:28.000 Is Tony going to get whacked by his uncle?

00:17:30.000 I don't want to...

00:17:31.000 No, that already passed.

00:17:32.000 I don't want to give anything up.

00:17:34.000 But Christopher has been a dead show for 32 years.

00:17:39.000 Let's just say something happened with Christopher's love interest.

00:17:43.000 Drea DeMateo was murdered.

00:17:46.000 You know, when that show was popular, my wife and I were obsessed and we would see her.

00:17:51.000 Oh, yeah, that's right, right.

00:17:53.000 And we would yell, tell Tony!

00:17:55.000 Tell Tony!

00:17:57.000 Yeah.

00:17:57.000 Because our whole thing, and I believe this to this day with the mob, if you get arrested by the FBI, go up to the mob and be like, they want me to wear a wire.

00:18:06.000 Yeah, what do I do?

00:18:07.000 So I'm going to wear one.

00:18:08.000 And then you go.

00:18:09.000 And then you just tell me bullshit shoplifting shit.

00:18:12.000 Oh, I don't know of anything.

00:18:13.000 Like wear right on your forehead marker, I'm wearing a wire and be like, yo, what's going on?

00:18:20.000 You guys got any big plans?

00:18:22.000 And they'd be like, not, we're laying low for a while.

00:18:27.000 Like, why do you have to, why is it one or the other?

00:18:31.000 I either snitch and I'm safe or I go to jail.

00:18:35.000 What about a gray area?

00:18:36.000 Right, right.

00:18:37.000 I wear a wire and I tell you, that was Whitey Bulger, right? 1.00

00:18:41.000 And now you start playing the FBI and now you have an in on the FBI and you know what they're looking for.

00:18:45.000 Maddie's the expert.

00:18:46.000 Cut to Maddie.

00:18:47.000 We can cut to Maddie now.

00:18:49.000 I never cooperated or wore a wire, so I couldn't really talk much about how they do it.

00:18:55.000 Well, this is a revolutionary concept I just invented.

00:18:58.000 You talk to the guys and you go, hey guys, I'm going to be wearing a wire from now on.

00:19:04.000 How would that go, Maddie?

00:19:05.000 How do you think?

00:19:06.000 Well, I don't know.

00:19:10.000 There was a guy that I knew in my previous life.

00:19:15.000 They killed this girl.

00:19:16.000 She came, they brought him to the clubhouse.

00:19:18.000 She started disparaging the club.

00:19:20.000 And one guy beat her up and they took her out of the desert and they cut her head off.

00:19:24.000 Whoa.

00:19:24.000 That's funny.

00:19:25.000 So there was three of them that were involved in it.

00:19:27.000 And one guy got guilt tripped.

00:19:32.000 I guess he couldn't deal with what they did.

00:19:35.000 And he decided to go to the FBI and he said, Look, we killed this girl, and you know, me and this two other people did it.

00:19:44.000 And we took her out to the desert, we cut her head off.

00:19:47.000 Her name was Cynthia Garcia.

00:19:49.000 And they were like, Well, you got to get these guys on tape to admit that, you know, we just can't take your word for it, you know, because maybe you just did it.

00:20:00.000 So he was like, I don't know how the fuck I'm going to do that and everything.

00:20:04.000 But wait a minute.

00:20:05.000 Sorry to interrupt.

00:20:06.000 But if this guy feels so guilty, how about you just admit it, you take the blame, and you go to jail?

00:20:12.000 Why are you going to get the other guys involved?

00:20:13.000 He got five years probation.

00:20:16.000 Yeah.

00:20:17.000 Other guys got life.

00:20:18.000 But they put a camera and a microphone in one of his death head pins on his vest.

00:20:26.000 And, you know, he was trying to get him, because you're not going to walk up and say, hey, remember when we cut that fucking girl's head off?

00:20:32.000 Like, you don't have conversations like that.

00:20:35.000 I've noticed every time you bring that up, I check all your pins on your shirt.

00:20:40.000 That was a secret, dude.

00:20:41.000 Why are you bringing it up?

00:20:41.000 There were a couple of meetings after that where people weren't allowed to wear their cuts or anything in the room because they were all paranoid.

00:20:47.000 But so they were like, well, how the fuck.

00:20:52.000 So the FBI, I guess, or he came up with an idea that I guess they had a hard time cutting a head off because the knives weren't sharp or whatever.

00:21:00.000 So he was furnished two new knives.

00:21:04.000 And he, wow, he went out to dinner with these guys.

00:21:08.000 And he presented them with the knives.

00:21:09.000 And he goes, well, these are really sharp.

00:21:11.000 Maybe next time it won't be such a hassle to do whatever.

00:21:17.000 And then they fucking caught him up.

00:21:19.000 I mean, one guy went on the run.

00:21:21.000 He just got caught maybe within the last two or three years, but he was on the run for like 20 years.

00:21:26.000 And they caught him in Argentina.

00:21:30.000 I just don't get, like, I get that.

00:21:32.000 So that's a rat.

00:21:33.000 That's a psycho.

00:21:35.000 Probably a meth head, by the way.

00:21:36.000 He was probably having a bad trip on meth, and he's like, I need to confess.

00:21:40.000 I don't know.

00:21:41.000 But if you're Christopher Maltasante and you get caught by the feds, why not just go like to Tony and go, guys, I got to wear a wire now?

00:21:52.000 I don't know.

00:21:53.000 What do you want me to do?

00:21:56.000 Seems like a good idea to me.

00:21:57.000 Well, they'd probably kill you. 0.56

00:22:00.000 Because now you're a liability.

00:22:01.000 You'll never know when to be able to feel comfortable around that person.

00:22:05.000 So they would more than likely kill her anyway, which they did in the show.

00:22:10.000 But that's TV and make-believe.

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00:23:11.000 He has folded t-shirts.

00:23:13.000 The only thing fun and interesting about his wall is my shit, like my please be a fart statue that my wife gave me for our birthday. 0.78

00:23:22.000 Our birthday, we're identical twins.

00:23:26.000 Thanks, Tactical Tim, for your service to this beautiful country here on Veterans Day.

00:23:31.000 We'd like to thank Tommy the Ranger for his fantastic service in Afghanistan.

00:23:39.000 You can check him out on the free speech show.

00:23:42.000 God bless you and your family and everyone at Tactical Walls.

00:23:45.000 Thanks for sticking with us.

00:23:46.000 We love you guys.

00:23:47.000 Thank you for supporting Censor.tv, Two Tactical Walls, and Tactical Tim.

00:23:52.000 We're about to go behind the paywall.

00:23:56.000 So you guys that have been missing Ryan, you freeloaders, you cannot have him anymore.

00:24:02.000 We're taking him away from you.

00:24:05.000 What do you think of that?

00:24:07.000 I think that's fair.

00:24:08.000 I won't even say another word.

00:24:10.000 They don't deserve it.

00:24:12.000 Frankly, they don't deserve it.

00:24:14.000 So to sum up everything, Veterans Day, we had the, what was that called?

00:24:18.000 The Paratroopers.

00:24:21.000 Oh, Blood on the Risers.

00:24:22.000 Blood on the Risers.

00:24:23.000 I love that song because it's vets recognizing that I'm not falling for your bullshit.

00:24:30.000 I'm happy to be here.

00:24:31.000 I'm happy to fight for my country.

00:24:33.000 But I know when you talk about glory, glory, that it's very possible that I get tangled up in my parachute and I die.

00:24:41.000 So I'm going to make up my own song.

00:24:44.000 I think Blood on the Risers was a reinterpretation of an initial song that was about them being heroes.

00:24:55.000 And they said, yes, we're heroes, but we also recognize that we could get tangled up and turn into pulp.

00:25:01.000 So we'll be singing our version of your song, asshole.

00:25:05.000 I like that kind of stuff.

00:25:06.000 I like, fuck the police's boss.

00:25:09.000 Fuck the top brass. 0.98

00:25:10.000 Because if there's one thing we've learned with law enforcement and the military in 2021 is they don't support the troops.

00:25:19.000 They don't support the grunts, the privates, the cops, the firemen.

00:25:23.000 The top brass, the aristocrats who run all of these agencies will not hesitate to throw their boys under the bus.

00:25:32.000 Murder them, let them die, lose their pensions.

00:25:36.000 They're fucking scumbags and they're part of the elite.

00:25:39.000 The captains, the lieutenants, all the fancy guys with the epaulettes, they are the same as the left.

00:25:47.000 They're the same as the liberals.

00:25:49.000 They're cunts.

00:25:51.000 Fuck them.

00:25:52.000 You can support the military without supporting the military top brass.

00:25:56.000 I don't like the top brass.

00:25:57.000 I don't think you should either.

00:25:59.000 No one does.

00:26:00.000 Anyway, so we're going to go behind the paywall now, and I'm going to say, we're going to take a bunch of calls, answer a bunch of viewer mail, talk to Maddie, celebrate Veterans Day.

00:26:13.000 But before we do that, I'd like to say to the freeloaders, subscribe to censored.tv, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

00:26:33.000 He counted long, he counted long, he waited for the shock.

00:26:37.000 He felt the wind, he felt the cold, he felt the awful drum.

00:26:42.000 The silk from his reserves filled out and rubbed around his legs.

00:27:04.000 And he ain't gonna jump no more.

00:27:12.000 Welcome back, paying subscribers.

00:27:15.000 I wanted to ask you something, Maddie.

00:27:18.000 Yeah.

00:27:19.000 So a lot of people are writing books about Prowboys right now simultaneously.

00:27:24.000 Huffington Post, a bunch of photo journalists.

00:27:28.000 And the contention is that they are a violent street gang.

00:27:31.000 And I was thinking about this as I was driving around today.

00:27:34.000 If you are a violent street gang and a bunch of journalists call you a violent street gang, isn't that violent street gang going to get violent with you?

00:27:44.000 Like, didn't the Hells Angels kill some journalists who were getting too close?

00:27:49.000 Oh, that was up in Canada.

00:27:50.000 They started targeting journalists that wrote bad about them.

00:27:55.000 That was Bouchard.

00:27:56.000 What was his name?

00:27:57.000 Boucher?

00:27:58.000 Maurice Mom Boucher.

00:28:00.000 Boucher.

00:28:02.000 They called him Mom because they said he used to like nitpick about every little detail about everything.

00:28:08.000 Like he was like a helicopter parent.

00:28:11.000 He just hovered over everyone.

00:28:12.000 He was like making sure everything was.

00:28:15.000 Well, it worked.

00:28:16.000 The Hells Angels in Quebec were the most powerful gang in the world.

00:28:20.000 North America.

00:28:21.000 They were doing what they were doing, let me tell you.

00:28:23.000 They were no joke.

00:28:24.000 But there's gangs where you cannot disparage them.

00:28:28.000 You can't write an article about the pagans and call them...

00:28:32.000 I'm not even going to say the bad word about the pagans because I'm scared of getting gang.

00:28:36.000 There he is right there.

00:28:38.000 There he is.

00:28:39.000 Maurice.

00:28:40.000 But like the pagans, MS-13, like who are the most dangerous gangs in America as far as insulting them goes?

00:28:48.000 Well, the club, they'll never call themselves a gang or anything like that.

00:28:52.000 I wouldn't, you know, it's a club.

00:28:53.000 Gangs, I mean, street gangs are like, you know, bloods, crips, you know, gangster disciples.

00:28:59.000 You know, the public gang, there's tons of street gangs.

00:29:03.000 I mean, they're in and themselves, they, I don't know how organized they are.

00:29:10.000 But if you're a blogger and you write an article about, say, DDP, Dominicans Don't Play, it's not going to play out very well for you.

00:29:20.000 I'm sure plenty of people have written bad about MS-13 and stuff, but I haven't heard of anyone attacking journalists and they're so far the danger zone that they don't even count.

00:29:33.000 That's bad for business if you start targeting innocent civilians.

00:29:38.000 Yeah, right.

00:29:39.000 They don't even care.

00:29:40.000 Because you just bring more heat.

00:29:42.000 You know, you're turning up the heat on yourselves.

00:29:44.000 All right, let's do the mailbag for a few minutes before we take calls.

00:29:48.000 Ryan, what do you think?

00:29:49.000 I think that is a good idea.

00:29:55.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

00:30:00.000 Let's turn our eyes together.

00:30:06.000 Let me touch it.

00:30:11.000 Okay, I think I'm a little drunk and I'm having trouble locating the mailbag.

00:30:15.000 What's your most recent one?

00:30:17.000 Is it called Don't Waste My Time?

00:30:20.000 Let's see.

00:30:21.000 Ryan?

00:30:22.000 It is.

00:30:25.000 No. 1029.

00:30:27.000 Okay, it looks like I got to refresh.

00:30:28.000 That's what I'm going to go back for.

00:30:30.000 Okay, so you're stupider than me, and you're sober.

00:30:33.000 It's not a good sign, my friend.

00:30:36.000 Let's see.

00:30:39.000 Gavin and Maddie came in at 9.13.

00:30:43.000 The fuck?

00:30:45.000 It's bad news when we have everyone back.

00:30:48.000 The whole thing, my whole pitch for this show was Ryan's back.

00:30:54.000 It's super intense, and he's awesome.

00:31:01.000 What do you got now?

00:31:02.000 A must-read for Gavin and Cole.

00:31:05.000 September 27th.

00:31:06.000 I'm sorry, folks.

00:31:07.000 I got to get it together here.

00:31:09.000 Oh, maybe I have to.

00:31:10.000 I got to don't waste my time.

00:31:12.000 Okay.

00:31:13.000 Maybe I have to get mail.

00:31:16.000 Yeah, that's what's going on.

00:31:18.000 This meme perfectly reflects when Gavin says, when I give you my time, I'm giving you a portion of my life that I can never get back.

00:31:25.000 Please don't make me regret it.

00:31:26.000 Yeah.

00:31:28.000 This is my problem with liars.

00:31:31.000 I don't care what you've done.

00:31:33.000 I don't care if you're married and you secretly fuck dudes and you have like nine boyfriends. 1.00

00:31:40.000 Okay, that's it.

00:31:40.000 Actually, interesting to me.

00:31:43.000 I'd like to hear more about your weird lifestyle.

00:31:46.000 But then when you find out they're lying, you go, well, now you wasted my time.

00:31:51.000 I was filling in folders in my hard drive and you filled them with shit.

00:31:57.000 So now I have to take them out.

00:31:59.000 Which brings us to Maddie Odell and his confrontation with Joe Tonelli.

00:32:05.000 Oh, the other day, yeah.

00:32:08.000 He just pushed me to the limit again.

00:32:10.000 He's just sitting there just lying straight to my...

00:32:12.000 I go, Joe, you're full of shit.

00:32:16.000 You don't...

00:32:17.000 You rent a room in a house.

00:32:19.000 You don't live in an apartment.

00:32:20.000 Oh, no, no, I live in a...

00:32:21.000 Motherfucker, people have been to your place.

00:32:23.000 You live in the attic of some old lady's house.

00:32:26.000 Stop the bullshit.

00:32:27.000 And then it just went south from there.

00:32:30.000 No, you went south from there.

00:32:31.000 You got more and more angry.

00:32:33.000 Yeah, because everybody that was sitting there knew the truth.

00:32:38.000 But yet he's going to sit there and insult everybody's intelligence.

00:32:41.000 Like, we're going to believe a fucking word that you're going to say.

00:32:44.000 But we all know what the truth is.

00:32:46.000 You're a liar.

00:32:48.000 It may be a little worried about you, though, because you, you, dude, you went off like a baby monster.

00:32:53.000 You ran across the street.

00:32:54.000 You were ready to fight him in the bushes.

00:32:56.000 Oh, yeah.

00:32:56.000 I told him to come, let's go outside.

00:32:57.000 We'll go across the street and we'll take care of it.

00:33:00.000 I don't want you going back to jail for something as stupid as beating up a liar.

00:33:04.000 Yeah.

00:33:06.000 But he has to be put in his place.

00:33:08.000 I can't.

00:33:09.000 But you had a weird thing you said where you're like, the bass in your voice?

00:33:13.000 What was that?

00:33:14.000 Oh, because he raised his voice.

00:33:15.000 He was like, come on, guys, shut the fuck up.

00:33:17.000 Enough already.

00:33:18.000 Like, he's trying to be like, yo, try to be a tough guy.

00:33:21.000 And then you said something like, don't you raise the bass in your voice, my man.

00:33:27.000 I said, oh, you put some bass in your voice.

00:33:28.000 He said, I don't know who the fuck you think you're talking to.

00:33:31.000 I said, but if you want to fucking get like that, I said, there's nothing but air and opportunity between you and I. I said, you're feeling froggy.

00:33:37.000 Fucking jump, motherfucker.

00:33:38.000 And that's when I said, let's go the fuck outside, and I'll fucking take you behind the bushes right there, and I'll beat the living fuck out of you. 1.00

00:33:44.000 Pait, are you getting mad right now just?

00:33:47.000 You know what's terrifying?

00:33:49.000 When he says shit like, if you want to get froggy, like completely minimizing his anger, it's just like, you're being froggy.

00:33:56.000 No, he was like, oh, you're going to fucking kill me.

00:33:57.000 I go, no, no, Joe, I'm not going to kill you.

00:33:59.000 I'm just going to hurt you really bad.

00:34:00.000 I'm going to make you wish you were dead.

00:34:02.000 Yeah, you said, I won't kill you.

00:34:03.000 I'm just going to hurt you really, really, really, really, really bad.

00:34:07.000 I'll hurt you in a way you've never been hurt before.

00:34:10.000 And that's true.

00:34:11.000 That's true.

00:34:15.000 Man, I'm glad we're on the bottom.

00:34:17.000 I was worried because I was like, I don't think I can take Maddie.

00:34:19.000 So if he comes around the edge of the bar, I'll try to tackle him because I don't want him to hurt Joe.

00:34:26.000 But it's not like I can pick up Maddie and carry him out of the bar and say, calm down.

00:34:30.000 And I've been also like the recently, because everybody knows he was never in the military.

00:34:35.000 Everybody knows he was never a nurse.

00:34:36.000 He was never a flight nurse.

00:34:37.000 He was never an EMT.

00:34:38.000 He was never a fireman.

00:34:39.000 He was never any of that.

00:34:41.000 But yet, he will then have new customers come in and tell them in front of the people that know it's bullshit.

00:34:49.000 Yeah.

00:34:49.000 It's like, where the fuck do you get off, man?

00:34:52.000 Well, we gasp when he says, don't worry, you got law enforcement behind the bar.

00:34:57.000 Oh, yeah.

00:34:57.000 We probably never said that.

00:35:00.000 People were sitting right here when you said it, Joe.

00:35:02.000 You heard it with my own ears, you fucking imbecile.

00:35:05.000 Yeah.

00:35:07.000 Like, you know, I try to ignore it most of the time, but then there's points where it's just like, you know what, dude, just shut the fuck up.

00:35:13.000 No one wants to hear your mouth.

00:35:15.000 Yeah.

00:35:16.000 Well, the good news is I could tell as a fellow Glaswegian that Maddie was mad to a level where he couldn't get unmad.

00:35:25.000 Right.

00:35:25.000 So he came back to the bar, and guess what I believe calmed him down, Ryan?

00:35:30.000 What's that?

00:35:32.000 I showed him your weird little Buddha baby. 1.00

00:35:34.000 And the key.

00:35:35.000 Yeah, I showed him the key picture, and I was like, look, Ryan had his baby.

00:35:41.000 And he lost his rage.

00:35:44.000 Look at that little thing.

00:35:45.000 Yeah.

00:35:46.000 She's the cute. 1.00

00:35:47.000 What is it, one pound?

00:35:50.000 Six pounds.

00:35:52.000 That's basically one pound.

00:35:54.000 Yeah, when you looked at a toe, you said, this is the smallest thing in the world.

00:35:59.000 Well, no, I was talking about her baby toe.

00:36:01.000 Yes.

00:36:01.000 Remember, LEG said that when he's interviewing some physics professor?

00:36:06.000 He's like, what was the smallest thing in the world?

00:36:08.000 What about a piece of flour, like flour, when you're laying out flour?

00:36:13.000 Like, what about that?

00:36:15.000 Like, no, the semblance of an atom actually is the smallest.

00:36:20.000 Speaking of getting mad and getting good mad.

00:36:23.000 Getting good at it, if you will.

00:36:24.000 This is a great job for this guy.

00:36:28.000 I mean, I think Maddie would excel in this. 0.98

00:36:30.000 It's ancient news, dude.

00:36:33.000 You're lucky I'm not drunk or I'd start whipping coffee at you.

00:36:36.000 This is Shizmob and the television show.

00:36:39.000 No, this is ancient Chinese secret.

00:36:42.000 This guy's been fired, by the way.

00:36:44.000 He doesn't work there anymore.

00:36:46.000 Oh, man.

00:36:47.000 You just discovered this, dude?

00:36:49.000 Yeah.

00:36:49.000 You're a fucking loser.

00:36:52.000 And I gave you a week off.

00:36:55.000 I was, you know, catching up on all the things.

00:36:58.000 I'm just discovering old shit.

00:36:59.000 Yeah, all the things that a man should know.

00:37:04.000 That's really disappointing, Ryan.

00:37:07.000 Pulling a pistol for no reason, I guess.

00:37:08.000 Oh, I got something.

00:37:09.000 This will save it.

00:37:12.000 Hey, Cabin, Ryan.

00:37:12.000 Jerry Springer here, and I just heard from 160.

00:37:16.000 And they are offering advice, and I guess I'll join with them in the advice.

00:37:21.000 They say don't get fired, stay out of trouble, be better.

00:37:25.000 And look, I happen to know and be better.

00:37:30.000 And look, listen.

00:37:34.000 Probably stop talking in the hang of their time and inspiring to be the best you can be.

00:37:40.000 I happen to know that you are both guys of good character.

00:37:42.000 And you might both say to me, well, how do I know you're of good character?

00:37:45.000 I'll tell you how I know.

00:37:47.000 I checked our records, and as I look at them here, let me see.

00:37:52.000 Yep.

00:37:53.000 Gavin, Ryan, neither of you have ever been on my show.

00:37:57.000 That is pretty good.

00:37:58.000 And that, of course, is a sign of good character.

00:38:00.000 You don't ever want to have been on the show, man.

00:38:01.000 That would have been awful.

00:38:03.000 So good for you.

00:38:04.000 I've been in the look.

00:38:05.000 I hope everything works out.

00:38:06.000 And the audience of Steve Oaks.

00:38:08.000 I hope the rest of 2021 turns out to be this wonderful year.

00:38:11.000 In the meantime, take care of yourselves.

00:38:14.000 I can't seem to get the mail to work.

00:38:17.000 I think I got mine rocking.

00:38:19.000 Okay, give us the most recent letter.

00:38:21.000 Canada is falling.

00:38:23.000 Oh, that sounds intense.

00:38:24.000 Hey, Gavin Ryan, here's a picture of the vandalism at my local Cenotaph.

00:38:28.000 Is that what's cenotaph?

00:38:29.000 In a small town, British Columbia.

00:38:31.000 Pretty sick, right?

00:38:31.000 Anybody love the show?

00:38:32.000 Congrats on your gay baby, Ryan.

00:38:34.000 Hey, that's not very nice, Parker.

00:38:36.000 How is that not nice?

00:38:38.000 You have a problem with your baby being gay?

00:38:40.000 Yes.

00:38:40.000 That's racist.

00:38:41.000 Well, my household.

00:38:43.000 That's fucked up.

00:38:44.000 Wow.

00:38:46.000 Actually, if my daughter was lesbian, I wouldn't care about that. 1.00

00:38:48.000 That's perfect for today's show.

00:38:51.000 Holy shit.

00:38:54.000 What does it say?

00:38:57.000 The real heroes are the vaccinated.

00:39:00.000 Wow.

00:39:02.000 On a war memorial.

00:39:04.000 Yeah, that's fucking.

00:39:05.000 That is fucking balls.

00:39:08.000 Isn't that kill people stuff right there?

00:39:09.000 They should just shoot them.

00:39:12.000 Yeah.

00:39:13.000 I mean, it's obviously a 14-year-old.

00:39:16.000 It's a 14-year-old asshole with a shitty dad.

00:39:19.000 I think we should beat up the dad.

00:39:21.000 It was not an adult that did that.

00:39:24.000 It's not even well thought out.

00:39:26.000 Like, it has no applicability.

00:39:29.000 Yeah, what about, okay, say you're super, you're a big COVID person, all that stuff.

00:39:35.000 Yes, then the heroes are the vaccinated.

00:39:38.000 Great work, guys.

00:39:38.000 Thank you.

00:39:39.000 But that doesn't really compare to getting on a B-52 and going to some fucking hellhole.

00:39:48.000 Paying the ultimate sacrifice and jumping over the hill.

00:39:52.000 It's totally different than getting a Hamburger Hill.

00:39:56.000 Sorry.

00:39:57.000 That's like saying the real heroes are kindergarten teachers.

00:40:01.000 Well, yes.

00:40:02.000 Thank you, kindergarten teachers, for kindergartening.

00:40:07.000 But no.

00:40:08.000 Well, the real heroes.

00:40:09.000 This shit does not line up.

00:40:12.000 No.

00:40:14.000 This right here, you know, CNN, they thank the soldiers for their service because they devote themselves to protecting our freedoms, and we should.

00:40:21.000 But we should all thank the media for the same reason, especially when the stakes have never been higher.

00:40:26.000 Wait, that's not real.

00:40:27.000 It's real.

00:40:28.000 That cannot be real.

00:40:30.000 CNN is taking Veterans Day to thank them for their incredible bravery.

00:40:38.000 There's no way they have the audacity to.

00:40:40.000 That is a record breaker.

00:40:43.000 Holy shit.

00:40:44.000 Maybe do that like tomorrow or yesterday, but on Veterans Day to say, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:40:52.000 I understand.

00:40:53.000 They're like, but what about us?

00:40:56.000 April 1st, what about us who sit at our computers all day?

00:41:00.000 But we should also thank the media for the same reason.

00:41:04.000 Wow.

00:41:05.000 Jesus.

00:41:06.000 That's actually, I actually commemorate their bravery today.

00:41:08.000 That's correct.

00:41:09.000 Thank you for your service, CNN.

00:41:11.000 That does correct me.

00:41:11.000 You are remarkably brave to say that fucking shit on Veterans Day.

00:41:17.000 Wow.

00:41:19.000 Wow.

00:41:21.000 Yep.

00:41:21.000 All right, next letter.

00:41:23.000 Why don't I understand how to make the letters machine work?

00:41:26.000 Oh, wait, apparently it's real.

00:41:29.000 CNN op-ed slam for comparing military to media.

00:41:33.000 Can I just say one thing I'm positive about?

00:41:35.000 That was the woman. 1.00

00:41:37.000 They have a woman handling their social media.

00:41:41.000 She came up with that fucking idea. 0.86

00:41:43.000 She's a cunt. 1.00

00:41:44.000 Sorry.

00:41:45.000 I'm an anti-Femite. 1.00

00:41:47.000 Oh, but that was from three years ago.

00:41:49.000 It was?

00:41:50.000 Yeah.

00:41:50.000 There was a date on top of that, 2018.

00:41:53.000 Okay, well, we had women. 1.00

00:41:55.000 Women did exist back then. 1.00

00:41:57.000 We had women for a long time. 0.95

00:42:00.000 They've been around longer than three years?

00:42:02.000 Women have been around for over 5,000 years. 1.00

00:42:05.000 Oh, that's a lot.

00:42:08.000 Not the most amount of years, though.

00:42:10.000 It's true.

00:42:11.000 The most amount of years is 7,000 years.

00:42:14.000 I was going to say cabillion.

00:42:16.000 Okay, next letter.

00:42:17.000 Okay, guys.

00:42:19.000 Dear Gavin and Fag with a Kid in quotes. 0.99

00:42:21.000 What's the deal with season two, episode 46 of GOML?

00:42:24.000 It's the episode where you pointed out how much of a fag little Steven Van Zandt is when he was I fucking Bruce Bringstein and Gavin worked in his difficult situation and present like you more than a friend. 1.00

00:42:36.000 He's from North Carolina.

00:42:37.000 This is Drew.

00:42:38.000 So there's no question at all.

00:42:39.000 What's the deal with that?

00:42:40.000 What's the deal?

00:42:42.000 Huh.

00:42:42.000 Fuck you.

00:42:43.000 I guess what is the deal?

00:42:44.000 What is the deal?

00:42:46.000 Hey, Founding Fathers, what's the deal with the Constitution?

00:42:49.000 What was that all about?

00:42:50.000 Did we just compare ourselves?

00:42:51.000 I don't know, read it.

00:42:52.000 We just did the CNN thing.

00:42:54.000 Yeah.

00:42:54.000 We just compared ourselves to the Founding Fathers.

00:42:56.000 We appreciate the Founding Fathers creating the Constitution, but we also did some shows where we made fun of stuff and mocked shitty tits and were kind of the same.

00:43:10.000 Somebody pointed out that basketball kid, the white basketball kid, he had the same face as Stevie Van Zandt.

00:43:17.000 And tell me if you get similar vibes.

00:43:19.000 It's coming up in a second here.

00:43:22.000 Did you see that?

00:43:22.000 It was like a white kid and he was being slammed for just having confidence around black people is basically the gist.

00:43:29.000 Let's see it.

00:43:29.000 Pull it up.

00:43:30.000 I'm searching, searching, searching.

00:43:33.000 You can't reference something and not do it.

00:43:35.000 I'm going to go see if it's in the back room.

00:43:37.000 Hold on.

00:43:40.000 If the meme is in the back room?

00:43:41.000 Yeah.

00:43:42.000 Okay.

00:43:42.000 Just go into the meme closet.

00:43:44.000 That's true.

00:43:45.000 Now, this episode, unlike the other one, we will be talking.

00:43:50.000 Because there was a moment where he just went to the bathroom, Maddie.

00:43:53.000 Yeah, I saw that the other day.

00:43:55.000 It was dead air.

00:43:55.000 It was like dead air for like four minutes.

00:43:57.000 I was like, oh my God, what's he doing?

00:43:59.000 It was a long time.

00:44:00.000 I thought it was going to be a quick little slash, as they say.

00:44:04.000 Yeah, he's going for a slash.

00:44:05.000 But he pulled an axle rose instead.

00:44:08.000 Yeah.

00:44:09.000 I was like, you are correct.

00:44:13.000 Dude, I saw the cringiest thing on Libs of TikTok, and it got taken down.

00:44:17.000 And it's probably better for humanity that it did.

00:44:21.000 All right, let's take some calls.

00:44:23.000 Oh, shit.

00:44:25.000 Yeah, let's get some calls.

00:44:29.000 Make it work.

00:44:30.000 Oh, Ryan, we need the whole little plugs.

00:44:34.000 Does Maddie have the plugs? 1.00

00:44:36.000 You're back here now.

00:44:37.000 He's got the mic plug.

00:44:39.000 Okay.

00:44:39.000 That makes him the bestest.

00:44:41.000 And here we go.

00:44:42.000 Let me give you yours.

00:44:47.000 What's all the grunting going on?

00:44:50.000 You're a young man.

00:44:51.000 Did you get your Lyme disease test by Loeb?

00:44:55.000 No, my insurance has just kicked in, though.

00:44:59.000 So that's pretty nice.

00:45:00.000 I just got my Aetna card.

00:45:03.000 The first time it didn't work for my TDAP shots, but we called and we cleared it up.

00:45:09.000 And I now officially have the card.

00:45:12.000 Which is very exciting.

00:45:16.000 Okay, here we go.

00:45:17.000 That sounds like garbage stuff.

00:45:21.000 Get off my lawn show.

00:45:22.000 Here we go.

00:45:24.000 Okay, here we are.

00:45:27.000 Here we go.

00:45:30.000 Do you know anyone, Maddie, from your old life that watches this show?

00:45:34.000 Not that I'm aware of.

00:45:36.000 So that's zero?

00:45:39.000 Yeah, probably.

00:45:40.000 Huh.

00:45:44.000 That hurts me.

00:45:45.000 Yeah, that is painful.

00:45:50.000 What about your son?

00:45:50.000 What does he say about the show?

00:45:53.000 He'll catch it.

00:45:54.000 Like, if he's hanging around with me, I'll throw a show on or whatever and see if he catches it.

00:45:58.000 But, you know, he's 26 and into his cars and his girls and running around like a madman.

00:46:06.000 Well, this show could also be enjoyed by people that are cool.

00:46:09.000 Yeah.

00:46:10.000 I'm cool.

00:46:11.000 I like bikes and girls.

00:46:12.000 You're not cool.

00:46:13.000 What the fuck?

00:46:14.000 Did you see my outfit?

00:46:16.000 Yeah, you were cool when you showed up today, but you're not cool anymore.

00:46:21.000 Remember the hat?

00:46:22.000 Yeah, it's all gone.

00:46:23.000 And the glasses, too.

00:46:24.000 Remember?

00:46:25.000 Yeah.

00:46:28.000 It's all gone.

00:46:31.000 15 minutes have faded.

00:46:33.000 It was great while it lasted.

00:46:34.000 It was awesome.

00:46:34.000 Yeah, it was cool.

00:46:35.000 The girls were going crazy in the middle. 1.00

00:46:37.000 They did, right?

00:46:37.000 The part with the girls.

00:46:43.000 Let's get some calls.

00:46:45.000 Alright, uh.

00:46:46.000 Henry.

00:46:48.000 Henry, you're on the line.

00:46:51.000 Oh, you gotta say hello to them.

00:46:53.000 Oh, what's up, Henry?

00:46:54.000 Hi, Henry.

00:46:57.000 Hello.

00:46:58.000 Hello.

00:46:59.000 Hello.

00:47:01.000 And not Heil, Henry.

00:47:04.000 Hi.

00:47:06.000 Hello.

00:47:07.000 Hello.

00:47:08.000 I'm making a Switch thing here.

00:47:12.000 Okay, I'm getting a freeze thing from my system preferences.

00:47:16.000 And now we're going to be good in 5, 4, 3.

00:47:19.000 Hello.

00:47:19.000 Wait a second.

00:47:20.000 Are you fucking with us, sir?

00:47:22.000 Hello?

00:47:22.000 I think he's fucking with us.

00:47:25.000 I don't think he is, Ryan.

00:47:27.000 Is this a joke?

00:47:33.000 Hello?

00:47:35.000 If this is a joke, then this guy's pretty funny, I gotta admit.

00:47:40.000 Is this a funny joke, sir, or is this real life, actually?

00:47:44.000 Because I'm gonna disconnect.

00:47:46.000 Joke, you're good at joking.

00:47:47.000 Anyway, next call.

00:47:48.000 Okay.

00:47:50.000 Dropping him.

00:47:52.000 Dropping.

00:47:56.000 Hey.

00:47:58.000 Yo.

00:47:59.000 Hello?

00:48:01.000 What's going on?

00:48:02.000 Hello?

00:48:03.000 This show's not going on.

00:48:07.000 Hey, turn off your fucking thing so we can talk to you, please. 0.99

00:48:16.000 Is your thing on?

00:48:19.000 We're listening to ourselves two minutes ago.

00:48:22.000 Hello?

00:48:23.000 Hello?

00:48:24.000 Hey.

00:48:26.000 Yo.

00:48:30.000 Now, I'm getting mad at the callers, but I shouldn't be because this is my fault.

00:48:34.000 This is my technology.

00:48:35.000 This is Ryan.

00:48:36.000 This is our side.

00:48:38.000 Okay, I'm going to do a thing where I reconnect to the server.

00:48:42.000 I'll start over.

00:48:42.000 Ready?

00:48:43.000 Connect to show.

00:48:45.000 Let me just go through some things while we do that.

00:48:51.000 It's from the Cullen Studio Web Interface.

00:48:54.000 Thanks, Ryan.

00:48:55.000 So glad to have you back.

00:48:57.000 Hello, boys.

00:48:58.000 I found this on TikTok.

00:48:59.000 It's an interesting commercial, especially from a pro-life stance, because we shouldn't be promoting abortions for special needs babies.

00:49:07.000 Children are always a gift.

00:49:09.000 However, I feel like the commercial also turns these people into pets in a way by showing them cursing so much.

00:49:16.000 Like, oh, look at them cursing and being funny like real people.

00:49:20.000 To know how I feel about it, what do you think?

00:49:23.000 Mixed emotions.

00:49:24.000 And then, of course, it's called Open Future on TikTok, which Ryan can't get to.

00:49:29.000 Open Future on TikTok.

00:49:31.000 Or maybe you can.

00:49:33.000 The subject of this one is Pro-Life Pro Down Syndrome Commercial.

00:49:42.000 Uh-oh, this show is fucking tanking, dude.

00:49:46.000 Oh, here we go.

00:49:47.000 This is Beverly Hills.

00:49:48.000 Are you sure this is a record?

00:49:52.000 Open Future.

00:49:59.000 I find the...

00:50:00.000 You can say almost anything.

00:50:02.000 Like, holy shit.

00:50:04.000 You just had a baby.

00:50:06.000 Congrats, you fucking relations. 1.00

00:50:08.000 She's so cute, I want to barf.

00:50:10.000 Well, there goes your sex life.

00:50:12.000 You just squeezed out a human.

00:50:15.000 Does your vagina hurt? 1.00

00:50:20.000 I hope you are ready for lots of kitty diaper. 0.88

00:50:24.000 Behold the miracle of barking life.

00:50:30.000 See, you can say almost anything.

00:50:32.000 The truth is the only bad word is sorry.

00:50:36.000 You're supposed to be celebrating.

00:50:38.000 Woohoo! 1.00

00:50:40.000 So don't be sorry about a baby.

00:50:42.000 Be happy.

00:50:43.000 Because every baby deserves a warm fucking welcome.

00:50:53.000 Yeah, I'm actually pretty cool with that.

00:50:55.000 I don't mind that.

00:50:57.000 What do you hate retarded people?

00:50:58.000 Yeah, you're allowed to have adults with Down syndrome swear.

00:51:03.000 That's reasonable.

00:51:05.000 Shweo.

00:51:06.000 Deke Schweio.

00:51:08.000 Hello, 765.

00:51:13.000 Hello, hello.

00:51:14.000 Let's do this.

00:51:17.000 The other person is going to.

00:51:18.000 Hey, what's up, fellas?

00:51:19.000 Hey, buddy.

00:51:20.000 How you doing?

00:51:22.000 I'm well.

00:51:22.000 How are you?

00:51:24.000 We're good.

00:51:26.000 So first of all, listener, man.

00:51:27.000 I think Maddie Odell's a great contribution to the show, man.

00:51:31.000 Absolutely.

00:51:31.000 I agree.

00:51:32.000 I do appreciate it.

00:51:33.000 Yep.

00:51:34.000 Yeah, you're badass, man.

00:51:36.000 You're cool.

00:51:36.000 I'm sure you've got a hell of a lot of good stories.

00:51:38.000 I just wanted to say happy Veterans Day.

00:51:41.000 Jesus Christ.

00:51:42.000 I wanted to say also that if I was a veteran, I would be fucking pissed at how this country is presenting itself on the world stage.

00:51:52.000 Our leaders, the administration, what the fuck is going on?

00:51:56.000 I'm just fucking non-plussed by everything, man.

00:52:00.000 I just want to fucking...

00:52:01.000 I'm just fucking pissed.

00:52:04.000 All I can say.

00:52:05.000 Well, we've got a veteran here.

00:52:06.000 Tommy, how do you feel about pulling the troops out of Afghanistan and the general demeanor of the President of the United States?

00:52:20.000 Step up to Maddie's mic?

00:52:22.000 Yeah, go up to Maddie's mic.

00:52:31.000 The whole fucking thing, the pullout in and of itself, was the whole pullout was a fucking disaster.

00:52:39.000 They could have done it way better.

00:52:40.000 They shouldn't have pulled out a bit.

00:52:41.000 Unmitigated disaster.

00:52:44.000 Absolutely.

00:52:44.000 Unmitigated.

00:52:45.000 And then, not to mention everything that's been going on.

00:52:48.000 So I got back in when I signed up in 2010.

00:52:51.000 They were already laying waste to what was already a very good tradition of warfighting skills that were being passed down.

00:53:00.000 Between introducing females, lowering standards and everything like that. 1.00

00:53:07.000 They have totally fucked up the whole fucking thing from the get-go.

00:53:11.000 Yeah, so to answer your question, yes, I am pissed.

00:53:14.000 I'm glad you're pissed too because it's a fucking abomination of what's going on right now.

00:53:18.000 Oh, yeah, man.

00:53:19.000 My adrenaline is just, I can't stand it.

00:53:22.000 I can't stand the way you guys are disrespected and pissed on.

00:53:25.000 You should all get together.

00:53:27.000 And man, just, I don't know what the fuck you guys could do together, but I'm sure it would be amazing.

00:53:32.000 You guys could do something with all that power.

00:53:35.000 Well, listen, the veteran community is doing well.

00:53:38.000 It's taken off in many capacities.

00:53:40.000 You guys call me the Ranger.

00:53:42.000 Yeah.

00:53:43.000 Listen.

00:53:44.000 Oh, no shit, man.

00:53:45.000 You're a badass dude.

00:53:46.000 I watched that special with you.

00:53:48.000 Oh, yeah.

00:53:49.000 Yeah, I was here.

00:53:51.000 That's right.

00:53:52.000 Listen, man, I wouldn't worry about veterans in general.

00:53:55.000 I think they're going to do what they need to do.

00:53:58.000 My biggest concern is what they're pumping out in their training regimen of creating warfighters or people that might necessarily pull the trigger.

00:54:08.000 It's support people as well.

00:54:10.000 They're creating a derelict class of fucking people that have no critical thinking skills.

00:54:18.000 In fact, they don't even promote that.

00:54:21.000 They shun and they don't allow people with critical thought in the military.

00:54:27.000 You have to follow it.

00:54:29.000 It's a weird little socialist society that somehow works.

00:54:34.000 Well, one, because whatever rights that you do sign up for are kind of taken away from you and you have to abide by the system.

00:54:42.000 And that's all that it is.

00:54:43.000 People that get along with it, you know, and play within the rules, play the game, as the old drill starting used to say, you know, you can excel.

00:54:51.000 But when you start thinking outside the box, that's when they start tagging you.

00:54:55.000 And it's unfortunate.

00:54:58.000 Oh, man, that is just, oh, that's insane to think about.

00:55:03.000 That's crazy.

00:55:05.000 All right.

00:55:05.000 Thanks for calling, buddy.

00:55:06.000 Yeah.

00:55:07.000 Thanks, bud.

00:55:07.000 Yep.

00:55:09.000 Am I the only one that was walking on eggshells thinking he was about to make it some sort of prank call?

00:55:16.000 Say, yeah, fuck you. 0.88

00:55:17.000 No, he sounded pretty sincere.

00:55:19.000 Yeah.

00:55:21.000 I was dubious.

00:55:22.000 Stern or something like that.

00:55:24.000 Yeah.

00:55:25.000 Selling antiques.

00:55:26.000 All right, next call.

00:55:28.000 So you know that's a hot mic.

00:55:30.000 Oh, yeah, you know, I'm going to potcha down.

00:55:33.000 All right.

00:55:36.000 Matt, Veterans Day Doodle.

00:55:41.000 Yeah, how's it going, eh?

00:55:42.000 How's it going, dude?

00:55:44.000 What's going on?

00:55:44.000 Hey, how's it going, man?

00:55:46.000 Hey, I sent in an email, like, I don't know, maybe about eight year time.

00:55:50.000 It was with the Google Veterans Day doodle.

00:55:54.000 So, first of all, they pretend they care about Veterans Day, which we know they don't.

00:55:58.000 But then they have a picture of six veterans, and four of them are people of color.

00:56:05.000 One's a bizarre lesbian-looking woman. 1.00

00:56:08.000 And then the one white male has a long beard, and he's a biker.

00:56:12.000 He's a biker, and he has one arm, which we know is code for racist for them. 0.94

00:56:16.000 And it was just classic Google.

00:56:20.000 That's how they say that.

00:56:21.000 Isn't it weird that the white man has to be somehow incapacitated?

00:56:26.000 Like, he can't have functioning limbs.

00:56:29.000 Well, and they have like, so it's like half in their military uniform and half in their whatever, I guess, their other life uniform.

00:56:37.000 And like, the black woman's a doctor. 1.00

00:56:39.000 The black guy's a businessman.

00:56:41.000 The other black guy's an artist.

00:56:43.000 The weird lesbian's a businesswoman. 1.00

00:56:45.000 The fucking short, fat Asian guy is a cupcake maker, which I don't understand. 1.00

00:56:50.000 And then, yeah, then the white guy's like, ah, old biker with one arm. 0.59

00:56:54.000 Fuck that guy.

00:56:55.000 I guess, wait a minute.

00:56:56.000 Isn't the lesbian... 1.00

00:56:58.000 She seems to have a steel hand. 0.71

00:57:00.000 Yeah, it looks like she's got a prosthetic hand. 0.88

00:57:03.000 Yeah, I couldn't tell what the fuck was going on with that one.

00:57:05.000 I didn't know if it was a dude, a lesbian. 0.92

00:57:07.000 No, you know what?

00:57:08.000 That's just a white glove.

00:57:10.000 It's just a white glove.

00:57:11.000 So the only incapacitated person is the white male.

00:57:16.000 You got his robot arm.

00:57:19.000 And he's got nothing going on.

00:57:20.000 He's just a biker. 0.57

00:57:21.000 He's not in the military.

00:57:22.000 He's got no job.

00:57:23.000 He's not a doctor.

00:57:24.000 He's not a surgeon.

00:57:25.000 He's just like tooling around on his motorbike.

00:57:32.000 Who's that fucking guy?

00:57:33.000 Where is he in the military?

00:57:36.000 And then there's the weird little Pilipina in the corner making cupcakes. 1.00

00:57:42.000 God damn it.

00:57:43.000 That shit's so fucking tiring.

00:57:45.000 It's not like when we see a black veteran or a Filipina veteran, we get mad.

00:57:51.000 No one gives a shit about the diversity of veterans.

00:57:54.000 It's when it's hammered down your throat and the white guy's the loser and you go, all right, this is number 3042.

00:58:03.000 It's getting tedious.

00:58:05.000 Stop.

00:58:06.000 Because the subtext is that you're annoyed by this.

00:58:10.000 And I'm thinking outside the box and shocking you.

00:58:14.000 When I show a black artist, the subtext is, oh, what? 0.99

00:58:19.000 You didn't think a black guy could be a painter? 0.99

00:58:21.000 No, I know.

00:58:22.000 Black guys are painters. 1.00

00:58:23.000 There's the dude who did the fucking Obama thing.

00:58:26.000 There's lots of black painters.

00:58:29.000 It's not new to me.

00:58:30.000 I'm familiar with black painters.

00:58:32.000 That's fine.

00:58:33.000 But when you present it, like, oh, yeah, what the fuck now, bitch? 1.00

00:58:37.000 Look, I'm painting.

00:58:40.000 That's when it gets annoying.

00:58:42.000 This is good news, though.

00:58:45.000 Hey, look, Snope says, did CNN compare journalists to soldiers on Veterans Day?

00:58:49.000 No, well, not really.

00:58:51.000 It's out.

00:58:52.000 Oh, it's outdated.

00:58:53.000 Oh, okay.

00:58:53.000 Wait, isn't it Veterans Day?

00:58:55.000 Oh, this was like 18, right?

00:58:57.000 This is 2018 on August 3rd.

00:58:59.000 So, hey, they did say that, but it wasn't on Veterans Day.

00:59:02.000 Dude, stop talking about it.

00:59:04.000 The statement still stands as fucked up and misleading. 0.78

00:59:08.000 It's misleading.

00:59:09.000 Wow.

00:59:09.000 Because it was a long time ago.

00:59:11.000 They're coming up with new ones.

00:59:12.000 Outdated?

00:59:13.000 I'd not seen that one.

00:59:14.000 Is World War I outdated?

00:59:15.000 It's outdated.

00:59:17.000 Did Hitler kill six million Jews?

00:59:20.000 Technically, but it's outdated.

00:59:22.000 But a while ago.

00:59:23.000 Let's stop talking about it.

00:59:24.000 That's old shit.

00:59:26.000 Okay.

00:59:26.000 I'm all for that.

00:59:28.000 And here's some black paintings.

00:59:33.000 Those are amazing.

00:59:36.000 That's better than Julia Louise Dreyfus's dad's.

00:59:42.000 Black guy.

00:59:45.000 Okay, next call.

00:59:49.000 Can I get a shot?

00:59:50.000 Anyone got a shot?

00:59:54.000 Um, Drew.

00:59:57.000 What's up, guys?

00:59:58.000 What's up, dude?

01:00:00.000 We got a lot of dudes calling in tonight.

01:00:03.000 Okay, what's up, faggot? 1.00

01:00:05.000 Oh, I'm the one that...

01:00:07.000 I'm kidding.

01:00:08.000 I'm the one that emailed about the Steven Van Zan episode.

01:00:12.000 Oh, okay.

01:00:13.000 It's, it's, I didn't lay this out clearly.

01:00:15.000 It's missing.

01:00:17.000 Oh.

01:00:18.000 Wait, what do you mean?

01:00:19.000 It's missing.

01:00:21.000 It's not in the, like, if you go back through the seasons, it's not in there.

01:00:25.000 It jumps over that episode.

01:00:26.000 And that's a great fucking episode.

01:00:28.000 And why is that?

01:00:30.000 I don't know.

01:00:32.000 That's why I'm trying to bring it to your attention.

01:00:35.000 Wait, what's going on?

01:00:36.000 So they randomly killed an episode for no political reason whatsoever?

01:00:41.000 I don't know.

01:00:42.000 It's your platform.

01:00:44.000 And censor.tv.

01:00:45.000 Scroll back through season two.

01:00:46.000 Now episode 46 is her.

01:00:48.000 One of those episodes is not in your system.

01:00:53.000 I think I might know what it is.

01:00:55.000 I think the guest threatened to sue me.

01:00:58.000 And she was going to bring all of this shit from our interview into the courtroom. 0.99

01:01:04.000 So I killed it so she wouldn't have evidence.

01:01:08.000 You know what?

01:01:08.000 I could do a re-edit.

01:01:10.000 Yeah, we'll put it in the middle.

01:01:12.000 This episode's fucking ass, but that's a great episode.

01:01:15.000 It was.

01:01:16.000 People get mad at us for killing the Joe Biggs episodes, but I don't want to give the prosecution fodder.

01:01:24.000 So why bother?

01:01:26.000 I mean, so much of Max and John's trial was based on shit I said in my show.

01:01:32.000 And the fucking NYPD actually made Keith the cop give them a bunch of hard drives full of content.

01:01:42.000 So yeah, the less shit we give them, the better.

01:01:45.000 Anyway, next caller.

01:01:48.000 Thanks for calling.

01:01:51.000 I found the Stevie Van Zant face, but overall, it's problematic.

01:01:57.000 So viewers, be warned.

01:02:05.000 This is really far from a fully articulated thought, but it's interesting to me that like everyone's favorite guys right now, which I would say is this guy and Jack Harlow, are like white guys who are comfortable in the world.

01:02:16.000 You're white, by the way. 0.94

01:02:18.000 Yeah, what?

01:02:19.000 And you were raised by your white mom. 0.51

01:02:21.000 Your black dad abandoned you.

01:02:22.000 Sorry.

01:02:23.000 Are you an Italian with a tan?

01:02:25.000 Sorry, your black dad's not around.

01:02:27.000 I'm saying this is not a fully articulated thought.

01:02:31.000 No shit.

01:02:32.000 But there's something about that.

01:02:36.000 White guys wants to be. 0.99

01:02:37.000 And like, especially in the case of Jack Harlow, like not just comfortable, but almost seeming to prefer it.

01:02:44.000 Yeah.

01:02:45.000 It's Ohio State.

01:02:46.000 But also, it's Japanese.

01:02:49.000 It's Japanese and black, you stupid bitch. 1.00

01:02:52.000 And I'm not bananas about it either.

01:02:54.000 Wait, what's Japanese, huh?

01:02:55.000 I wish it was country music.

01:02:57.000 But anyway.

01:03:00.000 Next call.

01:03:00.000 All right, we got Kenneth on the line.

01:03:06.000 Hello.

01:03:07.000 Hello.

01:03:09.000 Yo, I was actually the first caller.

01:03:11.000 What happened, man?

01:03:12.000 Oh, I was the first carer.

01:03:14.000 And you know what happened?

01:03:15.000 I didn't.

01:03:18.000 Anyways, it was unfortunate we had to bear the brunt of Ryan's absence on Monday, but we're glad he's here.

01:03:27.000 Well, we didn't have the luxury of tolerating the myths and the lies and the legends.

01:03:34.000 The myths and legends.

01:03:34.000 Because we had to bear the brunt of it.

01:03:36.000 That's correct.

01:03:37.000 Exactly.

01:03:37.000 Oh, I totally understand your story.

01:03:40.000 All right.

01:03:40.000 You know what you just did, you asshole?

01:03:42.000 You made us pause the show, and now we have to watch Eddie Gloud because it's my favorite thing in the world.

01:03:50.000 And it's like you mentioned Louie Louie to the Kingsmen, and of course they have to fucking hit the keyboard and go, come on, man.

01:04:05.000 Dig it up.

01:04:06.000 First of all, speaking of.

01:04:08.000 Sorry, I'm not kidding.

01:04:09.000 I have to watch it now.

01:04:10.000 If you could hold, please.

01:04:12.000 We're watching.

01:04:12.000 We can't blame it on him.

01:04:14.000 He's a manifestation.

01:04:16.000 Either we're going to change Nicole to bear the brunt of them.

01:04:19.000 No worries these days.

01:04:23.000 I've had the privilege of growing up in a tradition that didn't believe in the myths and the legends because we had to bear the brunt of them.

01:04:29.000 Either we're going to change Nicole or we're going to do this again.

01:04:34.000 Don't say anything, Nicole.

01:04:35.000 You're fired.

01:04:36.000 These are going to have to grow up without mothers and fathers, uncles and aunts, friends, while we're trying to convince white folk to finally leave behind a history that will maybe, maybe, or embrace a history that might set them free from being white. 0.79

01:04:54.000 Oh, you got a little grungy.

01:04:56.000 Set me free.

01:04:57.000 You might be white.

01:04:58.000 Shut my free.

01:05:01.000 Lord help us.

01:05:02.000 Hey there, I'm Chris Hayes from MSNBC.

01:05:05.000 Wait, that wasn't even the whole thing.

01:05:07.000 The country's been playing politics for a long time on this hatred.

01:05:12.000 We know this.

01:05:13.000 So it's easy for us to place it all on Donald Trump's shoulders.

01:05:20.000 It's easy for us to place Pittsburgh on his shoulders.

01:05:22.000 It's easy for me to place it on your shoulders, Eddie.

01:05:26.000 Place El Paso on his shoulders. 0.73

01:05:28.000 This is us.

01:05:31.000 And if we're going to get past this, we can't blame it on him.

01:05:36.000 He's a manifestation of the ugliness that's in us.

01:05:40.000 He's pointing at the guy next to him.

01:05:42.000 The guy next to him is like, what the fuck?

01:05:44.000 What did I do?

01:05:45.000 As he's pointing at all the white people, I'm a liberal.

01:05:50.000 I got you this gig.

01:05:52.000 I hired you.

01:05:52.000 I put in the words.

01:05:54.000 I was the one who said we should get Eddie Gloud on the show.

01:05:56.000 Were you born after 1970?

01:05:58.000 Why?

01:05:59.000 Because you got nothing fucking coming.

01:06:00.000 Yes.

01:06:02.000 By the way, Gloud is literally, I'm not joking, Gloud is Latin for lame.

01:06:07.000 Wow.

01:06:09.000 Wow.

01:06:11.000 Gloud is Latin for lame.

01:06:13.000 It's as though the actual verbiage was trying to wake us up to what is going on before our eyes.

01:06:20.000 I didn't have the luxury of ignoring the translations of the last names until I looked it up and I saw Gloud was lame.

01:06:28.000 This is insane.

01:06:30.000 We have black professors from Harvard who teach African American studies who wear fake prescription glasses with blue frames on them.

01:06:39.000 Those are not their fucking glasses.

01:06:42.000 And they're on MSNBC bullshitting.

01:06:44.000 I said that to a friend of mine.

01:06:46.000 He's like, dude, Al Sharpton watches that guy and just drools.

01:06:51.000 He has fucking snatched the pebble from Al Sharpton's hand.

01:06:55.000 Al Sharpton is like, that was good.

01:07:00.000 He's got the sprinkle hard.

01:07:04.000 Juicy School A. All right, back to that original caller.

01:07:07.000 Did you hang up on him?

01:07:08.000 No.

01:07:09.000 He's right here.

01:07:11.000 Can you hear me?

01:07:12.000 Yes.

01:07:12.000 Sorry you had to bear the burden of that.

01:07:14.000 Yeah, don't bring up Eddie Gloud if you don't want a five-minute fucking detour.

01:07:20.000 No, no, it's not a five-minute detour.

01:07:22.000 I just highly recommend watching the Christopher Hitchens conversation from start to finish.

01:07:28.000 It's hard not to beat off to it.

01:07:31.000 It's just, it's great.

01:07:33.000 Wait, which particular one?

01:07:35.000 The guy was, there's more than one Christopher Hitchens conversation with Eddie Gloud.

01:07:39.000 Oh, shit.

01:07:41.000 I don't know.

01:07:42.000 It was just really fun.

01:07:43.000 Oh, this rings the bell, yes.

01:07:45.000 Yeah, I remember this.

01:07:46.000 Eddie Gloud was doing that shit he just did, where he's like, bear the brunt of it.

01:07:50.000 We had to.

01:07:51.000 And Chris Richard's like, none of that is actual words.

01:07:56.000 Nothing you've just said makes any sense.

01:07:58.000 There's no actual sentence there.

01:08:00.000 There's no point.

01:08:01.000 I can't react to it because there's nothing happening.

01:08:05.000 Yeah, I remember that.

01:08:07.000 I've seen that interview.

01:08:10.000 Which is the biggest diss ever.

01:08:11.000 I don't know why, but when somebody says, I'm confused, like they don't even get it.

01:08:15.000 No, but it's so true.

01:08:16.000 Like, that shit that Eddie Gloud just said with bear the brunt of it.

01:08:20.000 Like, what?

01:08:21.000 If you're a high school teacher and that was an essay that someone submitted to you, you just be there with your red pen going, well, that means nothing.

01:08:30.000 That means nothing.

01:08:31.000 That means nothing.

01:08:32.000 Like, what the fuck are you saying, Ed?

01:08:34.000 Edward?

01:08:35.000 You need a point.

01:08:41.000 What I was trying to suggest is that I don't understand a word you're saying.

01:08:56.000 Bring critique to bear?

01:08:57.000 What are you doing?

01:09:00.000 None of those words, however arranged, had any content to me.

01:09:02.000 I'm very sorry.

01:09:04.000 Hold it right there.

01:09:06.000 Everything you've just said is that.

01:09:08.000 None of those words, however arranged, have any content to me is maybe the most mic droppiest.

01:09:15.000 Critique to bear.

01:09:16.000 Like, isn't that academia in a nutshell?

01:09:19.000 They just have these fancy words.

01:09:21.000 Bring critique to bear.

01:09:23.000 What?

01:09:23.000 Like, you, to bear, like, to criticize.

01:09:26.000 So bring critique to a level where it's criticized.

01:09:30.000 So we're criticizing critique.

01:09:32.000 What are you talking about, Eddie?

01:09:35.000 And you know that in his classrooms at Harvard, when he's teaching African-American studies, everyone's just like, oh my God, let's bring critique to bear.

01:09:43.000 Let's bear the brunt of it.

01:09:44.000 He loves bearing stuff.

01:09:45.000 He loves bearing.

01:09:46.000 I call him the legends.

01:09:49.000 Brunt of it bear.

01:09:52.000 Yeah, if he ever joins the one Benjamin, he's going to be brunt of it bear.

01:09:56.000 We lived in a family that didn't have to live in the legends because we had to bear the brunt of them.

01:10:03.000 We couldn't indulge in the midst of the legends because we had to bear the brunt of it.

01:10:06.000 Now, I grew up.

01:10:08.000 I grew up in.

01:10:10.000 I want to do my dissertation.

01:10:11.000 I want to do my PhD on two minutes of Eddie Gloud talking.

01:10:16.000 That will be my research essay.

01:10:18.000 It'll be 77,000 words of me trying to understand what the fuck this clown is talking about.

01:10:28.000 Bear the brunt of it.

01:10:30.000 We couldn't indulge in the myths and the legends.

01:10:32.000 So by the way, I do speak a bit of Eddie.

01:10:35.000 What he's saying is, as a black family, we couldn't indulge in the myth of equality because we had to bear the brunt of racism and prejudice.

01:10:46.000 Which I'm sure is not true.

01:10:48.000 If he's a fucking professor at Harvard, he was probably a middle-class black dude in Brooklyn that was getting blown on a minutely basis for being normal. 0.78

01:10:58.000 And I think I know why.

01:11:00.000 And I think I know why.

01:11:04.000 Next colour.

01:11:05.000 Are we going to put those shirts on the market?

01:11:07.000 Your shirts?

01:11:08.000 Yeah.

01:11:09.000 Ryan, I don't see how we can.

01:11:11.000 The Bear of the Bronx.

01:11:12.000 They're so bad.

01:11:13.000 The Bear of the Bronx.

01:11:17.000 They're devoid of irony.

01:11:18.000 And I think I know why.

01:11:22.000 I think, well, let's talk to our shirt guy about setting up something where we'll call it a potential shirt.

01:11:29.000 And if it gets more than like 10 orders, then we print it.

01:11:34.000 But it's a stupid shirt because there's no irony.

01:11:37.000 Our Biden shirts, let me just go get one.

01:11:40.000 Our Biden shirts have irony.

01:11:44.000 Let me explain to you how humor works.

01:11:46.000 Okay.

01:11:47.000 Oops.

01:11:48.000 So you see this at first glance and you go, oh, this guy loves Biden.

01:11:54.000 And it's sort of like, let's go, Brandon.

01:11:56.000 And then you read it and it says, I pledge allegiance to the United States of America, one nation indivisible under God, for real.

01:12:04.000 And you go, oh, wait a minute.

01:12:06.000 That guy's mocking the president.

01:12:08.000 But it takes a minute.

01:12:11.000 Your shirts are just reverent shirts to the guys we make fun of.

01:12:15.000 Like, pull one of them up.

01:12:17.000 Pull up to bear the brunt of it.

01:12:19.000 And I haven't had the privilege.

01:12:21.000 I haven't had the courtesy of dealing with your shitty shirts because I've had to bear the brunt of them.

01:12:28.000 You did have to bear the brunt.

01:12:29.000 That is fair.

01:12:30.000 I've had to bear the brunt of you.

01:12:33.000 Let's see.

01:12:34.000 I think I got them.

01:12:35.000 Oh, here we go.

01:12:37.000 Yes.

01:12:41.000 Like, I've had the privilege of growing up in a tradition that didn't believe in the missing legends because we had to bear the brunt of them.

01:12:48.000 It's weird that you made it M instead of them, by the way.

01:12:53.000 That's...

01:12:54.000 Like, I don't get the joke.

01:12:58.000 It's like, imagine that it's very, very inside.

01:13:02.000 It's for...

01:13:04.000 Not meta.

01:13:04.000 It's for only our subscribers who want to, who don't want to, who don't mind looking like Eddie Gloud fans.

01:13:12.000 So you basically made a shirt for 30 people?

01:13:17.000 And I think I know why.

01:13:19.000 This one's a little more.

01:13:20.000 Maddie might buy it.

01:13:22.000 Would you?

01:13:24.000 I think I know why.

01:13:27.000 We've got like five guys who want your shirts. 0.99

01:13:30.000 Burgers and fries.

01:13:32.000 Anyway, let's take another call.

01:13:34.000 Okay.

01:13:36.000 Hopefully we don't have to bear the brunt of bad connection.

01:13:39.000 Oh, man.

01:13:40.000 Here we go.

01:13:41.000 We have to bear the brunt of it.

01:13:42.000 I love, and Ryan actually turned me on, to his credit, turned me on to this point, where Eddie's doing his diatribe and he touches the guy next to him, like touches his arm.

01:13:53.000 Yeah.

01:13:54.000 He has his precious hand.

01:13:55.000 And the guy's like.

01:13:58.000 Go ahead.

01:13:59.000 Uhuru.

01:14:00.000 Uhuru.

01:14:02.000 Hey, so real quick, my younger brother, 22 years old, blue-collar type, just got his first girlfriend.

01:14:08.000 Real proud of him.

01:14:09.000 But I don't really got any advice from him.

01:14:11.000 And I'm looking to see if maybe you got some safe advice for this young man kind of going into his first relationship.

01:14:16.000 I know he doesn't want to fuck it up.

01:14:20.000 Okay, well, that's tricky.

01:14:22.000 22, first relationship.

01:14:24.000 22.

01:14:25.000 Like what's the same?

01:14:26.000 He's giving advice to 14-year-olds.

01:14:29.000 Right, but he's been kind of like work-focused, work-minded his whole life.

01:14:33.000 So he's been too busy to get laid for 10 years?

01:14:37.000 Yeah, and I mean, like, kind of listening to some of the older stuff you were talking about, you know, back in the early days of meet your wife one night.

01:14:43.000 You kind of wish you would have settled down sooner.

01:14:45.000 You didn't have to fuck all those women, you know. 1.00

01:14:47.000 Once you find a good thing, you kind of go for it.

01:14:50.000 So he's been fucking tons of women?

01:14:53.000 Not necessarily, no.

01:14:55.000 Oh, man.

01:14:55.000 So he took my advice about the whole, like, fuck a bunch of chicks when you're young and then settle down, but he didn't do the first part.

01:15:03.000 Exactly.

01:15:04.000 So he's a fag. 1.00

01:15:06.000 22 is still pretty young.

01:15:09.000 22?

01:15:10.000 You got to get out there and get some.

01:15:11.000 22.

01:15:12.000 Like, my dick was bored of pussy at that age. 0.96

01:15:16.000 Okay, let me try to reassess the fact that he's not gay. 0.96

01:15:23.000 Maybe he's a devout Christian.

01:15:25.000 Is he super Christian?

01:15:26.000 Is that what we're missing out?

01:15:27.000 Is he Amish? 0.62

01:15:28.000 That's exactly the type we're going for.

01:15:30.000 Call him the Quintus.

01:15:31.000 Okay, so he's like a hyper-Catholic dude.

01:15:34.000 Exactly.

01:15:35.000 Oh, okay.

01:15:36.000 Well, you may want to mention that at the beginning.

01:15:38.000 Sure, I'll leave with that.

01:15:39.000 Okay, so I don't really have tons of advice for those guys because they're better at life than me.

01:15:45.000 I would just say, like, learn to shut your mouth.

01:15:48.000 Don't talk to her too much.

01:15:49.000 You know when Billy Joel said, tell her about it, tell her all your crazy dreams?

01:15:54.000 He got divorced after that song.

01:15:56.000 Don't tell her about it.

01:15:58.000 Don't tell her all your crazy dreams.

01:16:00.000 She's not your friend.

01:16:02.000 If you want to talk to friends, go to your local bar.

01:16:06.000 Go talk to Jose and Joe Tonelli Style.

01:16:11.000 And Lisa Doggy Style. 1.00

01:16:12.000 Actually, literally, I'm not joking.

01:16:14.000 I would rather tell Lisa Doggy style my problems than fucking my own wife. 1.00

01:16:20.000 Because you tell your wife, your wife's the enemy. 0.79

01:16:24.000 They're the opposition.

01:16:27.000 So you don't give the opposition weapons against you.

01:16:31.000 You're constantly courting them.

01:16:33.000 You don't fart.

01:16:34.000 You know the rule about farting.

01:16:36.000 You put your fingers on your anal lips and open it up and go... 1.00

01:16:42.000 You don't want to hear her fart.

01:16:45.000 You don't want her to hear you fart.

01:16:47.000 You don't share the bathroom.

01:16:48.000 You don't give her artillery. 0.78

01:16:50.000 Artillery.

01:16:51.000 I think I might be getting drunk.

01:16:53.000 So yeah, I would just say, remain a porcupine.

01:16:56.000 Keep your quills pointed outwards and don't relax.

01:17:01.000 That would be my...

01:17:02.000 Sure.

01:17:02.000 My wife never had the privilege of dealing with the farts and the toots because I had to spread the butt of them.

01:17:16.000 You had to spread the butt of them?

01:17:17.000 I had to spread the butt of them.

01:17:19.000 If we are going to heal, we have to spread the butt cheeks open so you don't fart lap it. 1.00

01:17:27.000 Otherwise, a blowjob loses wings.

01:17:30.000 I'm a little disappointed you were influenced by Planet of the Apes for that imitation.

01:17:34.000 That's not cool.

01:17:36.000 Next call.

01:17:38.000 Okay.

01:17:40.000 Did we lose Tommy?

01:17:41.000 Nope.

01:17:43.000 We've got Alex.

01:17:46.000 What's going on, Alex?

01:17:48.000 Hey, what's up, guys?

01:17:49.000 Holy phone.

01:17:50.000 Hey, man.

01:17:50.000 Thanks for calling us from the 70s.

01:17:56.000 Thanks, man.

01:17:57.000 That's definitely a candle soup cane in the stream.

01:17:59.000 Jesus Christ, sir.

01:18:02.000 My lord.

01:18:04.000 Where do you see what 2021 is like?

01:18:06.000 It's basically the same, but it's less intellectually adventurous.

01:18:13.000 Less masculine.

01:18:13.000 We don't want to waste your quarters.

01:18:15.000 Your cards look shittier.

01:18:16.000 You're actually not going to be very impressed.

01:18:18.000 What the fuck is happening, man?

01:18:20.000 What's that?

01:18:22.000 Why are all these black dudes doing white guy jobs? 1.00

01:18:24.000 What the fuck?

01:18:26.000 Could you be more specific?

01:18:28.000 Could you be more specific, as black people say?

01:18:35.000 Not very good at specific.

01:18:36.000 Okay, goodbye.

01:18:37.000 Goodbye.

01:18:38.000 Each child, sir.

01:18:38.000 It's okay.

01:18:39.000 You're questioning your fucking connection sex.

01:18:42.000 We don't usually get to talk to a different time.

01:18:45.000 Yeah, the 70s suck.

01:18:47.000 It sounds like a lot of people.

01:18:48.000 It's kind of like you tend to glorify your past.

01:18:50.000 Like, I got the SCTV box set, and I was like, boy, when I was a kid, we used to laugh our heads off at this.

01:18:56.000 And then I put it in, and I went, this is not funny.

01:18:59.000 This sucks.

01:19:00.000 I had cherry-picked a few funny memories, and they're not good.

01:19:07.000 There's a couple things that stand up, like Animal House, Lenny Bruce.

01:19:12.000 They stand up to the test of time.

01:19:14.000 Mitch Hedberg.

01:19:15.000 But a lot of shit, you plug it back into your various machines and you go, this is not interesting.

01:19:23.000 Even SNL with Jim Belushi and John Belushi, like cheeseburger, cheeseburger.

01:19:29.000 It's not funny.

01:19:31.000 Eddie Murphy.

01:19:32.000 Do you like it?

01:19:33.000 Did you?

01:19:35.000 I remember that being funny.

01:19:36.000 It's not.

01:19:37.000 It's not.

01:19:38.000 No.

01:19:39.000 Father Guido Sarducci?

01:19:41.000 Like, I find the character endearing, but it's not funny.

01:19:47.000 Stinky.

01:19:48.000 Stinky.

01:19:50.000 We got Kyle Ritten.

01:19:51.000 Well, not Kyle Rittenhouse.

01:19:53.000 Kyle Rittenhouse?

01:19:53.000 No, unfortunately.

01:19:54.000 I talked to him on the phone once.

01:19:56.000 No shit.

01:19:56.000 Yeah, I said, when you go to Kenosha, kill people.

01:20:00.000 Oh, wow.

01:20:01.000 When was that, though?

01:20:03.000 That was actually four.

01:20:04.000 It was three weeks ago, no.

01:20:06.000 The day before.

01:20:07.000 Allegedly.

01:20:08.000 It's a joke.

01:20:09.000 FBI.

01:20:11.000 You're on the line.

01:20:14.000 Do with that what you will.

01:20:15.000 Hopefully it's tough.

01:20:17.000 Hello, Faggot. 1.00

01:20:18.000 Hello?

01:20:20.000 Jesus.

01:20:21.000 Are you shy?

01:20:22.000 Anybody there?

01:20:23.000 Are you having a panic attack?

01:20:25.000 Are you a shy guy?

01:20:26.000 Hello?

01:20:29.000 Hello?

01:20:29.000 Can you hear me?

01:20:30.000 Yeah, what's happening?

01:20:31.000 Yep.

01:20:33.000 Hey, so I was originally about to make this about Kyle Renthouse, but I'm going to make it about the police shootings.

01:20:39.000 Okay.

01:20:41.000 Thanks for telling us your thought process so we can go through it with you.

01:20:47.000 Alright, so there's a YouTube channel.

01:20:49.000 It's called Police Activity.

01:20:50.000 It has all the uncensored dash cam footage and the body cam.

01:20:55.000 Okay.

01:20:56.000 Police activity.

01:20:57.000 And then what else are we searching?

01:20:59.000 That's just the name of the channel, right?

01:21:02.000 Are you per chance on the spectrum, sir?

01:21:08.000 Okay.

01:21:08.000 Had a call from the 70s.

01:21:10.000 Now we have a call with the IQ of 70.

01:21:12.000 No, no.

01:21:14.000 This is the testosterone of 70.

01:21:17.000 What's going on, dude?

01:21:18.000 What the fuck are you calling for?

01:21:20.000 What do you want?

01:21:22.000 What about you?

01:21:23.000 No, nobody cares what you're saying, Parrot.

01:21:26.000 What are we looking up?

01:21:28.000 I don't know.

01:21:28.000 Just this whole channel, I guess it's.

01:21:29.000 Yeah, just go to YouTube and check out some videos.

01:21:32.000 Thanks, buddy.

01:21:34.000 All right, next call.

01:21:36.000 That is a fire ass channel, though, it looks like.

01:21:39.000 Fire ass. 1.00

01:21:40.000 Are you serious when you say that?

01:21:43.000 No.

01:21:44.000 You don't even know?

01:21:45.000 I do.

01:21:45.000 You don't know when you're kidding.

01:21:46.000 That's true.

01:21:48.000 My name is Mike Sliding Away.

01:21:52.000 Go ahead.

01:21:54.000 Go ahead, Mike.

01:21:56.000 Hey, what's up, guys?

01:21:58.000 What's up, dog?

01:22:01.000 So this is more of a warning story about how crazy it is out there right now.

01:22:09.000 Yeah, callers, stop introducing your question.

01:22:13.000 We're not opening up a book called This Call.

01:22:16.000 So just dive into it.

01:22:18.000 We don't need an epilogue or a foreword or a book cover.

01:22:22.000 Just say what you're going to say.

01:22:24.000 I don't need to know what it was originally going to be and now what it is now or what the context is.

01:22:30.000 Just say like my mother farted last week. 1.00

01:22:35.000 All right.

01:22:36.000 So I was at my local recently.

01:22:40.000 I just got my Let's Go Brandon t-shirt.

01:22:44.000 Nice.

01:22:45.000 Gotcha.

01:22:45.000 And conversation got struck up and disagreed with the girl and started talking about my views and stuff.

01:22:55.000 And that was that.

01:22:58.000 Ended, went home.

01:23:01.000 And then things started happening.

01:23:08.000 Shit started happening at my house.

01:23:11.000 Fireworks started getting shot in my house.

01:23:14.000 Oh, shit.

01:23:15.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:23:16.000 This went from boring to interesting real fast.

01:23:20.000 What town are you in?

01:23:23.000 I don't really want to say right now because my phone got cloned.

01:23:27.000 The cops got involved.

01:23:28.000 Well, just say, like, the city.

01:23:30.000 His phone got cloned.

01:23:31.000 Okay.

01:23:31.000 Upstate New York.

01:23:34.000 Wow.

01:23:35.000 So you're at a bar in upstate New York.

01:23:37.000 You're talking, blah, blah, blah.

01:23:39.000 You make it clear that you don't like Antifa.

01:23:42.000 You go home.

01:23:43.000 And then your fucking house starts lighting up.

01:23:48.000 Yes.

01:23:49.000 That's crazy.

01:23:50.000 I start getting, yeah, and then I start getting followed by the police.

01:23:54.000 What?

01:23:55.000 Wait, so the police are on their side?

01:23:59.000 Well, my phone started getting, well, my phone got hacked.

01:24:04.000 I wouldn't say get hacked.

01:24:05.000 I got cloned.

01:24:07.000 Did you say that you're a proud boy?

01:24:12.000 No, no, no, no.

01:24:13.000 I didn't mention...

01:24:14.000 Well, I mentioned my views.

01:24:17.000 Like, I didn't stand down.

01:24:20.000 Are you a proud boy?

01:24:22.000 I'm not going to say anything, but I'm...

01:24:26.000 So she started talking, and I'm not going to just stand by and express my views.

01:24:35.000 Be brave, whatever.

01:24:37.000 and I was wearing my Let's Go Brandon t-shirt.

01:24:40.000 It was like two days after I got in the mail from you guys.

01:24:43.000 So, like, I mean, literally, like, two days after shit started happening.

01:24:50.000 This isn't a good advertisement for you.

01:24:53.000 Oh, dude, it was fucking nuts.

01:24:56.000 It was nuts.

01:24:56.000 So, what?

01:24:57.000 I mean, I couldn't go anywhere.

01:24:58.000 Can I ask real quick, what does cloning mean?

01:25:01.000 Cloning is when you're doing that.

01:25:04.000 Yeah, for someone who had done that to your phone, they had to have physical access to it.

01:25:10.000 What's that?

01:25:10.000 I said, for someone to clone your phone, you need physical access to your phone.

01:25:15.000 Well, that's the thing.

01:25:17.000 So I'm in college right now.

01:25:22.000 I have like a loner laptop.

01:25:27.000 And I connect my, yeah, but my phone is, I always connect my phone to my laptop.

01:25:34.000 And I'm telling you, I mean, they were set up.

01:25:39.000 I mean, I was like everywhere I went, I was being watched.

01:25:42.000 I mean, everywhere.

01:25:46.000 For three weeks, my whole life was fucked up.

01:25:49.000 Well, you know what we have to do?

01:25:50.000 And I think you can do this, but we can all do this, is we have to rape that chick. 1.00

01:25:58.000 What will that come up?

01:26:02.000 You were on the air.

01:26:06.000 This is a fucking loser.

01:26:08.000 You want me to learn here?

01:26:09.000 We're going to rape her. 1.00

01:26:10.000 Don't worry about it.

01:26:11.000 Why does the one get calling things?

01:26:12.000 You have one thing.

01:26:14.000 Thank you for calling.

01:26:18.000 Getting vilified for our political beliefs, and it's time to get away from.

01:26:21.000 You were on the air.

01:26:24.000 This is a fucking loser.

01:26:29.000 Why did the fucking rape things? 1.00

01:26:31.000 You have one thing.

01:26:32.000 Thank you for calling.

01:26:35.000 Alright, next call.

01:26:37.000 And never stop raping.

01:26:39.000 We're not going to end up with the ring.

01:26:42.000 This is a fucking loser.

01:26:49.000 You got one thing.

01:26:51.000 Thank you for calling.

01:26:54.000 Alright, next call with the mainstream normies is like the 70s and 80s and stuff like that.

01:27:16.000 You are on the air.

01:27:19.000 This is a fucking loser.

01:27:25.000 Hey, why does everyone get two things?

01:27:27.000 You have one thing.

01:27:31.000 It's not a thing if you're naive and a normal night's wipe where you can.

01:27:38.000 This is a fucking loser.

01:27:43.000 Hey, why does everyone get two things?

01:27:45.000 You have one thing.

01:27:46.000 Thank you for calling.

01:27:50.000 All right, next call.

01:27:50.000 That's what he said.

01:27:52.000 Somebody was saying that he's going to get raped.

01:27:54.000 You are on the air.

01:27:55.000 It's good that these people, these leftists, is a defensive loser.

01:27:59.000 And offensive talk.

01:28:02.000 And then when it's their enemies, they're like, fucking rape his ass.

01:28:06.000 Can't wait for him to fucking get raped. 1.00

01:28:12.000 Yeah.

01:28:13.000 Well, they put up murals all over New York City of Putin French kissing Trump.

01:28:18.000 Like, they assume we're homophobes.

01:28:20.000 So we see that and we go, oh my God.

01:28:24.000 Meanwhile, we just look at it and go, all right, so you want those guys to be making out like that?

01:28:30.000 They think it's like their ultimate insult to homosexuality.

01:28:34.000 Which says a lot about them.

01:28:36.000 All right, next call.

01:28:41.000 For people that missed that, so I played this, I had this background, the thanks for calling background.

01:28:48.000 And it was playing, the audio was playing over.

01:28:51.000 So basically we said, in jail, there are people that give up their butts.

01:28:57.000 So we lost that whole audio?

01:28:59.000 It said, somebody said a minute.

01:29:03.000 You moron.

01:29:04.000 I'm so glad you're back.

01:29:05.000 Thanks.

01:29:07.000 So, yeah, Maddie was saying the prison rape thing isn't a thing really anymore.

01:29:12.000 It's not just a lot of homos giving it up for free. 1.00

01:29:15.000 And then I said, I just think it's strange that that's something that you go to.

01:29:20.000 And when I say you, I mean the left.

01:29:23.000 You can't wait to jump to the whole like Bubba's going to rape your ass.

01:29:26.000 Like James O'Keefe, anytime there's someone on the right is facing jail time, they jump to rape jokes, which I love all jokes, especially offensive jokes.

01:29:35.000 But I just find it funny that they're okay with that.

01:29:38.000 So that's the recap of Ryan's audio fuck up.

01:29:42.000 Direct.

01:29:43.000 They're a party of understanding.

01:29:45.000 No.

01:29:46.000 So that song was on a loop while we were talking.

01:29:50.000 Yeah.

01:29:50.000 My son's on the cover of a magazine.

01:29:55.000 Can you properly do that with your face, sir?

01:29:58.000 It's not easy.

01:30:00.000 My son's on the cover of a magazine.

01:30:03.000 Oh, you said he made this.

01:30:04.000 Hey, so I've called it.

01:30:07.000 This is my yearly tradition now to call into the war movie Vets Veterans Day.

01:30:15.000 Oh, great.

01:30:17.000 But yeah, I'll make it real quick.

01:30:20.000 So my theory I've had for a few years.

01:30:23.000 I was in the retired army and all that goodness.

01:30:26.000 Dude, you're not retarded, Army. 1.00

01:30:28.000 You're a great Army vet.

01:30:31.000 And you're not the smartest guy in the world, but you're not retarded. 1.00

01:30:36.000 Oh, well, some people have told me that.

01:30:37.000 But anyways, my theory is why the last, what, 10-year period that we've had freaking all these lefties and SJWs, they want to have so much attention and be revered.

01:30:50.000 And the gay rights is really amped up was, I think my personal theory is that they saw how much freaking celebration the military was getting for all during the wars and the years, and they were freaking jealous.

01:31:06.000 And they wanted that.

01:31:08.000 It's just a theory I had.

01:31:09.000 I don't know what you think of that.

01:31:11.000 I don't hate it.

01:31:12.000 They want to be the new war vets. 0.98

01:31:15.000 They want the new thank you for your service.

01:31:19.000 We were pretty much, for the most part, I mean, you could argue the whole pronouns thing is their interpretation of thank you for your service.

01:31:27.000 Like, you have to say a thing when you're around me.

01:31:31.000 And I've been paying attention.

01:31:33.000 I've been paying attention to this stuff since the early Code Peak days, like all the way back from the beginning.

01:31:41.000 I went through four presidents in the Army.

01:31:43.000 So I joined them when Clinton was president.

01:31:45.000 So like, I've seen it all.

01:31:49.000 And have you noticed that they've infiltrated the military, too?

01:31:55.000 Well, say it again.

01:31:57.000 So we're talking about these people as civilians, but they're also in the military now.

01:32:02.000 Well, the military has its own issue with, you know, about the stolen valor stuff, but they have a stolen valor in the military.

01:32:12.000 So you have people that are pogues that didn't do combat or whatever, run some boring job, and they'll pretend to be that they were actual, you know, important in the military when they weren't.

01:32:25.000 So you have that issue within the military.

01:32:27.000 Then you have the civilians that pretend to be with the official stolen valor.

01:32:31.000 But there's military stolen valor as well.

01:32:33.000 It's weird with people that are in the military.

01:32:36.000 No, tell me about it.

01:32:37.000 As a war movie vet, I'll talk to people that say they're war movie vets also, and then I'll ask them what they've seen, and they'll be like, full metal jacket.

01:32:45.000 And I'm like, everyone's seen full metal jacket, dude.

01:32:48.000 You're not a war movie vet.

01:32:50.000 You have to have seen that one with Mel Gibson, where it makes you cry, the Vietnam one. 0.97

01:32:57.000 That's one of the best Vietnam movies.

01:32:59.000 We Were Soldiers.

01:33:00.000 Yeah, that one's brutal.

01:33:04.000 I remember when that movie came out, there was like articles.

01:33:06.000 It was like making fun of how the Asian soldier that got his skin ripped off from the napalm.

01:33:12.000 And they were making like, he was like, I tell my wife I love her on the bird as he's dying in the movie.

01:33:19.000 And then they're making fun of that.

01:33:20.000 It's like, oh, it's cliche lines.

01:33:22.000 And apparently that wasn't a...

01:33:24.000 That guy was real.

01:33:25.000 And he said that as he was dying.

01:33:26.000 Yeah, it's cliche for a reason.

01:33:29.000 It happens.

01:33:30.000 It's what you say when you're fucking dying.

01:33:32.000 I haven't seen ham, like, I don't want to brag, and I know this is not the best day to talk about one service, but I'm not going to steal the valor of people who have seen Hamburger Hill, but I am going to watch that tonight.

01:33:46.000 And I would like to thank you for my service for intending to watch it.

01:33:50.000 Oh, I'll definitely thank you for that.

01:33:52.000 For the part where the guy takes the M60 to that dude's face.

01:33:54.000 Don't ruin it!

01:33:55.000 Don't ruin it!

01:33:57.000 Oh, well, anyways, so I give a little insight on might be kind of a downer, but most of the time between Iraq and Afghanistan, a lot of times when people go, it's not as quick.

01:34:12.000 Like in some places that I've seen, like they're IED and they're gone.

01:34:17.000 Vaporized or they're dead.

01:34:19.000 And a lot of times they're so out of it when they get hit, popped.

01:34:23.000 Like I haven't, I know, I'm not saying this hasn't happened.

01:34:26.000 I'm sure it's happened, but when I've been in units that we've had guys in my platoon even get killed, it's pretty, it's very instant or they don't know it what's going on.

01:34:36.000 They're out of it.

01:34:36.000 They're not really screaming.

01:34:38.000 I've never seen, and you know this whole thing about like cowards too, like screaming like, I've never saw that.

01:34:46.000 You've never seen a coward in your entire time.

01:34:49.000 So those guys skip out of the deployment before you go.

01:34:53.000 Right, yeah, that makes sense.

01:34:54.000 They find a way to get out of the deployment.

01:34:56.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:34:59.000 So when you finally get there, it's guys who are willing to die.

01:35:04.000 Pretty much.

01:35:04.000 Like the guys that are really pussies, they'll find a way to get out of the entire deployment before you even go.

01:35:12.000 Or they'll act crazy when they're down range.

01:35:14.000 So they get put in like the office building that's like on the base or in the fob or whatever.

01:35:18.000 We had a dude that was pretending to be crazy.

01:35:21.000 And he was like, would like do these facing movements in front of the Sergeant Major's little office thing and be like, do all do all this drill and ceremony stuff to pretend to be crazy.

01:35:31.000 And they finally sent him back to Germany because I was out of Germany at the time.

01:35:34.000 So we didn't come back to the states.

01:35:36.000 When we redeployed, we go back to, we lived in Germany.

01:35:39.000 Isn't it funny how MASH, the main character in MASH was a guy who dressed up in drag to be pardoned and sent home as a lunatic.

01:35:49.000 And now he'd be fucking promoted to captain.

01:35:52.000 What was his name?

01:35:53.000 Klinger? 0.96

01:35:54.000 Klinger? 0.96

01:35:55.000 Klingon? 0.75

01:35:56.000 I got a story about Trannies because I still have, I'm retired. 1.00

01:36:00.000 I have a lot of...

01:36:01.000 You're not retarded. 1.00

01:36:02.000 Dude, stop beating yourself up.

01:36:04.000 You're not the smartest guy in the world.

01:36:06.000 Yeah, modesty is one thing.

01:36:08.000 You're not retarded. 1.00

01:36:09.000 Stop it.

01:36:11.000 I've known dudes that are still in, they're like higher up in rank now.

01:36:15.000 They're like my soldiers when I was in.

01:36:16.000 They were privates, but now they're like higher in rank doing what I used to do.

01:36:20.000 And freaking, they had to deal with a tranny female lieutenant that was claiming to be a man. 1.00

01:36:30.000 And freaking, they wanted them to call her a sir and all this shit.

01:36:33.000 And freaking, he told me this shit.

01:36:35.000 This is not too long ago.

01:36:36.000 And so for tank gunnery, you have to qualify as a platoon leader, which is a lieutenant, which she was.

01:36:42.000 You have to qualify your crew on tank gunnery, which is basically you drive down this giant freaking super range and you have giant targets on lifters that pop up and you're using your thermal optics and all stuff to hit them on the move and stationary.

01:36:58.000 It's like a 3,000 meter freaking range, right?

01:37:01.000 In the woods.

01:37:02.000 And you have to qualify your crew, you know, past the standard, all the different standards that are.

01:37:09.000 She couldn't pass that shit. 1.00

01:37:11.000 And freaking, they gave her multiple tries because it was a physical chick pretending to be a dude. 1.00

01:37:18.000 And then finally, they had the leadership was like, okay, we can't give her any more.

01:37:22.000 Wait a minute.

01:37:23.000 I'm sorry.

01:37:23.000 I got to interrupt you.

01:37:24.000 So this is a woman who was identifying as a male.

01:37:29.000 It's a lesbian, Basically, it's a lesbian with short hair who says, I'm a dude, and then she had to qualify for all these tests to be whatever, tank dude. 1.00

01:37:40.000 Well, it's marksmanship, crew member, drills.

01:37:43.000 Like, you've seen that movie in the badass movie, and you've seen it, Fury, with World War II tank one with Shiloh Bof and freaking, what's his damn name?

01:37:53.000 But it's a woman we're talking about, right?

01:37:56.000 Yeah, it's a rich woman. 1.00

01:37:58.000 She's trying out to be what? 1.00

01:37:59.000 Yeah.

01:38:00.000 What's she trying out to be? 1.00

01:38:03.000 It's not trying out.

01:38:04.000 Basically, she's assigned at a unit.

01:38:07.000 It's not trying out.

01:38:08.000 You're there.

01:38:09.000 You're assigned a platoon leader spot.

01:38:10.000 You're in charge of a tank platoon.

01:38:12.000 But you are a tank commander.

01:38:14.000 So a lieutenant is a tank commander within a platoon, but you control the whole platoon.

01:38:19.000 You're the leader.

01:38:20.000 You're the officer of the tank platoon, four tanks.

01:38:22.000 So you have to qualify two.

01:38:24.000 You're a crew of four people on your tank.

01:38:27.000 You have to go to marksmanship.

01:38:28.000 So you have to shoot your machine guns.

01:38:29.000 You've got to kick the targets and all this stuff.

01:38:31.000 You have to qualify points within time and accuracy.

01:38:34.000 You have to hit them.

01:38:35.000 I can go in for hours about it because I used to set that stuff up.

01:38:38.000 But like freaking, I saw Spot saying freaking, I know you hate it.

01:38:42.000 But she can pass. 0.96

01:38:45.000 Usually you get maybe two times to do that as a man, a regular in the old days. 0.99

01:38:49.000 If you can't pass, well, back in the 90s, if you failed at once, you're gone.

01:38:52.000 You're going to pump gas and Corporation.

01:38:55.000 Sergeant Major comes down to shoes your ass.

01:38:57.000 You're out of here.

01:38:58.000 You mother piece of shit. 1.00

01:38:59.000 Like, oh my goodness.

01:39:00.000 You actually mother piece of shit? 1.00

01:39:06.000 You mother piece of shit. 1.00

01:39:09.000 So then it went to when the army started getting soft with Obama, they give you like two chances.

01:39:15.000 And then now with her, she like five chances, but she still couldn't pass it.

01:39:20.000 Yeah.

01:39:20.000 Even after like multiple chances.

01:39:22.000 It's not going to change with different chances.

01:39:24.000 She's not going to get better.

01:39:26.000 He's not going to get better or she, whatever the fuck it is. 0.99

01:39:29.000 It's not going to get better with different chances.

01:39:32.000 What, it was raining out that day?

01:39:35.000 Foggy.

01:39:36.000 In defense of females, like regular, straight, real women, he has a female on his tank crew now, my same buddy, that he says she's actually decent, but she's like, like dudes and she's normal and all that stuff. 0.92

01:39:52.000 But she's in the army on that job now because the combat jobs are all open to women now. 0.99

01:39:56.000 So it seems like it's a lot of women that are normal that join those jobs, they're going to be like probably Republican types. 1.00

01:40:04.000 Okay, so just before we hang out, we got to go.

01:40:07.000 But the person you're talking about was born a woman.

01:40:13.000 Oh, yeah.

01:40:14.000 Yeah.

01:40:14.000 A female and demanded they be called sir instead of ma'am because women officers are called ma'am instead of sir, but demanded to be called sir.

01:40:27.000 And she said she was pretty nuts.

01:40:29.000 All right.

01:40:30.000 Thanks a lot, ladies. 1.00

01:40:31.000 Welcome aboard.

01:40:32.000 All right.

01:40:32.000 Thanks for calling, buddy.

01:40:33.000 Thank you for your service.

01:40:34.000 Happy Veterans Day.

01:40:38.000 Now we got Andrew talking about the Korean War.

01:40:43.000 Hey, Josie.

01:40:44.000 Hey, Uhuru.

01:40:47.000 Oh, wait, wait.

01:40:48.000 Uhuru.

01:40:49.000 I used to stop.

01:40:51.000 I used to kill cooks like you had to do. 0.85

01:40:53.000 I gotta kill you.

01:40:54.000 We used to use his body bags.

01:40:58.000 Getting some echo, but it's cool.

01:41:04.000 So I'm living in Southern California, and then I have a brother that lives in LA that married a Korean woman that was a pleasant surprise at her dad's,

01:41:23.000 like, you know, 43rd, 43rd year.

01:41:28.000 And because he fucked some chick in the war in Korea? 0.65

01:41:35.000 Oh, no, no, no.

01:41:36.000 It was like Korean on Korean misogynation or misogynation or whatever.

01:41:42.000 But you mean cousins fucking?

01:41:48.000 They thought the husband and wife thought that they were barren or she was Baron. 0.81

01:41:58.000 So anyway, long story short, like her dad was in Korean.

01:42:05.000 Yeah, I'm bored.

01:42:06.000 Next call.

01:42:07.000 Everything you've just said makes me think.

01:42:08.000 What the fuck was that mess?

01:42:09.000 Jesus Christ.

01:42:10.000 I don't know what he was trying to say, but basically, misogynation is when they take a member of the family and then they send them out to somebody else and they would go somewhere else.

01:42:24.000 I mean, we didn't have to live with the message of that because we had a better brother.

01:42:29.000 Oh, so you're, Jesse, you're quoting Eddie Gloud now?

01:42:33.000 No, he's not that from me.

01:42:35.000 See, I actually used to be pretty liberal, and I used to come up with a bed with the brown of him. 0.96

01:42:40.000 That's not a thing.

01:42:41.000 I made that up.

01:42:43.000 Oh, okay.

01:42:44.000 Yeah.

01:42:45.000 So Eddie Gloud stole his whole shtick from Jesse Lee Peterson Peterson.

01:42:50.000 Yeah.

01:42:52.000 Are you related to Jordan Peterson at all?

01:42:56.000 No, no, that's crazy talk.

01:42:59.000 But no, we're not related.

01:43:02.000 Maybe.

01:43:03.000 Are you friends?

01:43:04.000 Oh, yeah, we're friends.

01:43:05.000 We can't get, you know, here's him now.

01:43:07.000 He'd be like, here's my, you want to hear my Jordan Peterson right here?

01:43:10.000 Yeah.

01:43:11.000 Yeah, I'd love it.

01:43:12.000 Let's see.

01:43:13.000 Let's see.

01:43:14.000 Okay, here it goes.

01:43:17.000 Can you boom, you know?

01:43:21.000 You mean?

01:43:22.000 I think I'm going to pee in my pants.

01:43:24.000 I mean, I mean, I mean, have some bloody respect.

01:43:29.000 For God's sakes, man.

01:43:32.000 For God's sakes, man, have some bloody respect on my name.

01:43:37.000 You're going to have to pay the bread of them.

01:43:41.000 Wow.

01:43:41.000 Oh, Jesus.

01:43:42.000 Wow.

01:43:43.000 Oh, Jesus.

01:43:45.000 You can lie down now.

01:43:47.000 You can pull out the cot underneath your desk and have a 20-minute nap, a power nap.

01:43:54.000 That's a new concept there, A. Wow.

01:43:56.000 A mashup.

01:43:57.000 Jesse Lee Peterson does Jordan Peterson.

01:44:00.000 I mean, I got to lie down.

01:44:02.000 Oh, wow.

01:44:03.000 Jesse Lee Jordan Peterson.

01:44:07.000 I was making fun of him for his accent, and I learned he has a cleft palate.

01:44:12.000 Okay.

01:44:12.000 Which I now regret.

01:44:13.000 We now take back this retiringness.

01:44:16.000 This is gone.

01:44:19.000 Not gonna do this.

01:44:20.000 Not gonna die.

01:44:22.000 This is mess now.

01:44:25.000 We get next call.

01:44:26.000 Yeah.

01:44:27.000 Sure.

01:44:29.000 Somebody dropped the N-word today.

01:44:30.000 Who?

01:44:32.000 Joe Biden.

01:44:34.000 Oh, yeah.

01:44:35.000 Can you hear me?

01:44:36.000 He's like, this is massive.

01:44:37.000 Yeah, an old Negro pitcher. 1.00

01:44:41.000 That's a Negro. 1.00

01:44:44.000 Really?

01:44:45.000 Yeah.

01:44:46.000 Is that what you're talking about, dude?

01:44:49.000 Yeah, I don't know if you got up to it.

01:44:51.000 Biden dropped the Antword.

01:44:53.000 Or Negro. 1.00

01:44:54.000 I don't know why I said N-word.

01:44:57.000 And I was just thinking, imagine if Trump had said the same thing.

01:45:04.000 He'd be dead.

01:45:07.000 But yeah, no, give it a YouTube.

01:45:08.000 And yeah.

01:45:10.000 Trump would never say Negro because Trump speaks to blacks and he's around black people and he lives on Earth.

01:45:18.000 And when you think of like old-timey black person in Trump's brain, in our brains, we go, old black dude.

01:45:26.000 We don't go Negro. 1.00

01:45:28.000 The only people who say Negro are people that don't know any Negroes.

01:45:32.000 Like when he said, people say they treat each other well.

01:45:41.000 You have these guys.

01:45:42.000 They go to the shoeshine stand.

01:45:43.000 They don't say hi to the guy.

01:45:45.000 The shoe shine stand?

01:45:47.000 What the fuck?

01:45:48.000 What planet?

01:45:49.000 The shoe shine stand.

01:45:51.000 Joe Biden thinks you're not a good person if you don't say hi to the guy at the fucking shoe shine stand.

01:45:56.000 I haven't seen a shoe shine stand in at least 10 years.

01:45:59.000 If you don't give a guy who shines your shoes a banana, man, then you don't.

01:46:03.000 Come on.

01:46:04.000 You're not black. 1.00

01:46:05.000 You're not black, dude. 1.00

01:46:06.000 Come on, man.

01:46:07.000 If you're not black, you can't shine on my shoes. 1.00

01:46:09.000 And also, I'm sure there are like one or two shoeshine stands left, but it's not a thing that you come across.

01:46:16.000 Like when you go to fucking Grand Central and then you go to Penn Station, you don't come across a lot of shoeshine stands.

01:46:24.000 No.

01:46:26.000 You fucking weirdo.

01:46:28.000 You know, I've adopted the attitude of the great Negro at the time pitcher in the Negro leagues went on to become great pitcher in the Negroes.

01:46:39.000 You're a great Negro into the Major League Baseball after Jackie Robinson.

01:46:44.000 Martin Luther King, the greatest Negro of all time.

01:46:47.000 You know, I've adopted the...

01:46:49.000 U.S. President Joe Biden met Pope Francis for a private meeting at the Vatican.

01:46:54.000 All right, next card.

01:46:55.000 Remember this one where he says African-American baseball player?

01:47:00.000 The U.S. archer of Pope Francis.

01:47:02.000 Meanwhile, this guy has just washed shit off his legs.

01:47:06.000 Here we go.

01:47:08.000 Hi, I'm good now.

01:47:09.000 I cleaned the shit off my pants.

01:47:12.000 You're the famous African-American baseball player in America.

01:47:17.000 Oh, it's an old trope he keeps recycling.

01:47:20.000 Not only is it embarrassing and retarded, it's the only thing he has to say. 0.99

01:47:25.000 He's in a loop with that.

01:47:27.000 What context does he use it in?

01:47:30.000 What is an example?

01:47:31.000 From the Pope to veterans. 0.99

01:47:33.000 Hi, I'm a veteran.

01:47:34.000 I almost died in Afghanistan. 0.78

01:47:36.000 I lost seven of my friends.

01:47:39.000 An old Negro pitcher. 0.99

01:47:42.000 Not Jackie Robinson.

01:47:46.000 He struck them all out.

01:47:48.000 No, it's not like that at all.

01:47:51.000 My friends died.

01:47:52.000 Why does he try?

01:47:55.000 I held them as they breathed their last breath.

01:47:58.000 Yeah, that's not unlike an old Negro, an old African-American. 1.00

01:48:02.000 That's not unlike...

01:48:04.000 No, no, it's not like that.

01:48:05.000 Raheem Kassam changed his handle to mediate his fake news.

01:48:10.000 Because they put in their story that they denied he used the word Negro.

01:48:16.000 Really?

01:48:16.000 We just heard it?

01:48:17.000 We did.

01:48:20.000 All right, next call.

01:48:23.000 Just keep on rolling it, man.

01:48:24.000 Keep on rolling.

01:48:25.000 By the way, the new Limp Biscuit fucking CD rules.

01:48:29.000 Oh, that's not good news because Ryan's tasting music sucks.

01:48:33.000 No, but it actually does.

01:48:34.000 So if he likes a CD, okay, let me prove it to you.

01:48:37.000 Ryan, pull up a single from the new Limp Biscuit album.

01:48:43.000 So, this is exciting.

01:48:44.000 Do you want to do the intro track or do you want to?

01:48:46.000 Best track.

01:48:47.000 Okay, best track.

01:48:48.000 I'm going to say it's dad vibes.

01:48:49.000 Okay, let's hear dad vibes.

01:48:52.000 Be prepared.

01:48:53.000 Spoiler alert, this is going to suck shit.

01:48:58.000 It's not.

01:48:58.000 It's actually going to roll so.

01:49:00.000 Still sucks.

01:49:01.000 No video?

01:49:02.000 No, not yet.

01:49:03.000 Does it bring you to the bottom?

01:49:04.000 Is that the name of the album?

01:49:05.000 Still sucks.

01:49:06.000 Yeah.

01:49:08.000 Look how cheap that cover looks.

01:49:11.000 It's supposed to look a little wonky.

01:49:56.000 Okay, I will say, within the genre of Limp Biscuit, consistent with the band's hits.

01:50:03.000 Fuck yes.

01:50:04.000 Have you seen what he looks like lately?

01:50:06.000 Yes, he's got the gray hair with the...

01:50:09.000 West Moreland in it.

01:50:11.000 I ain't listening to it.

01:50:12.000 No, West Moreland is in it.

01:50:14.000 No way.

01:50:15.000 Yes.

01:50:16.000 West Moreland was like, I'll never play with Limp Biscuit again. 0.98

01:50:19.000 What was his beef with them?

01:50:20.000 I don't know.

01:50:22.000 Eagle Mania?

01:50:24.000 Yeah, he thought he was too good for fucking the biscuit, which he's not.

01:50:28.000 Biscuit made him and they'll, you know.

01:50:30.000 But they fucking killed it at Lollapalooza.

01:50:34.000 It was like Rock Resort.

01:50:35.000 Does Ryan sound like my dad?

01:50:37.000 What do you mean?

01:50:38.000 I thought they fucking killed it at Lollapalooza.

01:50:40.000 He sounds like my dad left my mom and he's dating a 30-year-old who's 50 years younger than me.

01:50:45.000 He's like, I love the Lulla, the Lullapaloozing and the limp biscuits.

01:50:50.000 I'm down with the biscuits.

01:50:51.000 I thought they did a great deal.

01:50:55.000 That was good.

01:50:56.000 That was good, man.

01:50:56.000 They were fucking dope, man.

01:50:59.000 They were slamming.

01:51:00.000 What is he, Robert Denny Jr.?

01:51:05.000 Can you hear me?

01:51:07.000 They go nuts.

01:51:08.000 Hold on one second, sir.

01:51:10.000 Sorry.

01:51:16.000 That's his real hair, right?

01:51:18.000 Look at the...

01:51:19.000 Now he's like a weird black tranny. 1.00

01:51:21.000 He dresses up as different shit in every concert, but this is what he decided to do.

01:51:25.000 That's Wes.

01:51:26.000 No way.

01:51:26.000 I promise.

01:51:27.000 They even did interviews and stuff like that.

01:51:29.000 Yeah, he's with them.

01:51:30.000 Oh, man, this is fucking dope.

01:51:35.000 You can't bring me down.

01:51:39.000 You must be good.

01:51:40.000 I don't think so.

01:51:42.000 I don't think so.

01:51:44.000 Dude, the biscuit is a bad vibe.

01:51:46.000 It looks like everyone in my gym who's a bad vibe.

01:51:48.000 You know what's dad vibes?

01:51:50.000 You know what's a great sign, too?

01:51:51.000 Megan The Stallion was playing on the opposite stage, and he pointed that out.

01:51:55.000 And he was like, you know, people are probably going to leave soon, but no, they didn't.

01:52:00.000 Damn, sure.

01:52:05.000 Yeah, they killed it.

01:52:07.000 This is a cool thing.

01:52:07.000 I'm not an Olymp Biscuit fan, but I can understand within that genre that they're not aging ungracefully.

01:52:14.000 That's fine.

01:52:15.000 Yeah.

01:52:15.000 They'll still have their fans from 30 years ago.

01:52:18.000 Yes.

01:52:19.000 Yeah, I approve.

01:52:20.000 Nice.

01:52:21.000 That rules.

01:52:22.000 You win this round.

01:52:23.000 Dry guy.

01:52:24.000 All right, we got time for what, like one or two more calls?

01:52:29.000 This is Griffin on the line.

01:52:32.000 Go ahead, Griff.

01:52:33.000 Don't fuck around, get in.

01:52:35.000 Don't fuck around, Kevino.

01:52:36.000 You get abuse scene.

01:52:39.000 Dude, where is that video?

01:52:41.000 How do I find that?

01:52:42.000 Because that's one of the hardest, deepest laughs I've ever had in my entire fucking life.

01:52:47.000 You mean a video of me telling that story?

01:52:50.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:52:51.000 Because the video of the scene does not exist.

01:52:54.000 It was in fucking rural Costa Rica when he said that.

01:52:58.000 That's a hangout right there, bro.

01:53:00.000 Okay, but I called.

01:53:01.000 Did you see Jordan Peterson go off on Dave Rubin's show today about vaccine shit?

01:53:08.000 No.

01:53:10.000 Yeah, he's kind of.

01:53:12.000 Did he always cry?

01:53:14.000 Was he crying?

01:53:15.000 No, no, no.

01:53:15.000 He doesn't get the crying yet.

01:53:16.000 No, he's not there.

01:53:18.000 But in the little intro that Dave puts on the start of the show, and I'm not a Rubin guy, I'm a Gavin guy.

01:53:26.000 It shows Peterson getting a little angry.

01:53:30.000 It's kind of good.

01:53:31.000 I like how Peterson said, you have to walk with your chest puffed out so you know that you can take on the world.

01:53:37.000 You have to not step on the cracks of your damn anger.

01:53:40.000 I mean, why don't you spar?

01:53:41.000 Why don't you fight, Jordan?

01:53:43.000 Don't step on the cracks.

01:53:44.000 Your mother's back will break.

01:53:47.000 What?

01:53:50.000 Repeat that?

01:53:52.000 Have you not heard the tales of Jordan Peterson in the streets of Alberta?

01:53:58.000 No, no.

01:54:00.000 Dude, he's a KO artist, bro.

01:54:03.000 No.

01:54:03.000 Have you seen his spinning wheel kick?

01:54:06.000 No.

01:54:06.000 I have to see this.

01:54:07.000 I'd be very impressed.

01:54:08.000 Dude, it's legendary.

01:54:09.000 At the Calgary Stand Pete, Jordan Peterson used to, he'd be knocking guys out left and right.

01:54:14.000 No, he's a killer.

01:54:15.000 Get the fuck out of there.

01:54:16.000 No, I'm going to bet my entire life including my children.

01:54:21.000 That's not the case.

01:54:22.000 Yeah, you're not serious, though, right?

01:54:24.000 I think an 11-year-old with a bad attitude could take out Jordan Peterson easily.

01:54:30.000 Little hockey player kid, little fucking sassy 11-year-old.

01:54:34.000 A little 11-year-old redhead who plays local hockey in fucking Etobicoke, Ontario. 0.75

01:54:41.000 He's taking out Jordan Peterson.

01:54:45.000 But yeah, let's see this Rubin thing.

01:54:47.000 Yeah, look that shit up.

01:54:49.000 I was looking up Jordan Peterson in a fight, and the first thing they came up was in a coma.

01:54:54.000 No, no.

01:54:54.000 That's not a good sign.

01:54:55.000 No, I know, I know.

01:54:56.000 On Dave Rubin.

01:54:57.000 I got you, sir.

01:54:58.000 Hold on, one second.

01:54:59.000 All right.

01:54:59.000 Thanks for calling.

01:55:01.000 Yeah, let me just drop them real quick.

01:55:03.000 No.

01:55:04.000 Fucking delete.

01:55:04.000 Hard feelings.

01:55:06.000 Okay, I guess hard feelings.

01:55:07.000 Never mind.

01:55:08.000 Canadians who aren't vaccinated now cannot leave the country. 0.61

01:55:11.000 Like, what the hell?

01:55:13.000 Why is that?

01:55:14.000 And I'm, look, I got vaccinated, and people took me to task for that.

01:55:18.000 And I thought, all right, I'll get the damn vaccine.

01:55:21.000 Here's the deal, guys.

01:55:22.000 I'll get the vaccine.

01:55:23.000 You fucking leave me alone. 0.60

01:55:26.000 Damn.

01:55:27.000 And did that work?

01:55:28.000 No.

01:55:29.000 So stupid me.

01:55:31.000 You know, that's how I feel about it.

01:55:34.000 It's like, well, now I have to get tested for COVID when I come back into Canada.

01:55:37.000 I have to get tested before I leave Canada.

01:55:40.000 Now, you know, that might be the latter issue.

01:55:43.000 That's an issue with the Americans.

01:55:45.000 And so that's outside of the Canadian purview.

01:55:47.000 But the restrictions to get back into Canada are even more stringent.

01:55:50.000 It's like, well, why do you get the vaccine then if you're not going to leave me alone?

01:55:54.000 And I don't think the evidence that unvaccinated or that vaccinated people are less contagious, let's say, I don't think it's very compelling.

01:56:03.000 So why are the vaccinated all of a sudden, the unvaccinated all of a sudden a danger? 0.96

01:56:09.000 And I think I know why.

01:56:12.000 Huh.

01:56:12.000 That wasn't in the clip, by the way.

01:56:14.000 You can really see the, and I've been away from Canada for 20 years.

01:56:18.000 You can really see the Scottish influence in the Canadian accent there.

01:56:22.000 And the rage, too.

01:56:24.000 I fucking, I go over there.

01:56:26.000 I fucking get vaccinated, right?

01:56:27.000 Leave me the fuck alone. 0.97

01:56:29.000 Wow, yeah.

01:56:30.000 Then I come back and I got fucking everyone from A to Z fucking checking me everywhere I go.

01:56:36.000 Fuck.

01:56:37.000 Do I have the enzymes?

01:56:38.000 Do I have the antibodies?

01:56:39.000 Do I have this?

01:56:40.000 Do I have fucking that?

01:56:41.000 Fuck off.

01:56:43.000 You made me a promise when I got the fucking vaccine.

01:56:46.000 You said I was A-OK and on my own.

01:56:48.000 Fuck.

01:56:50.000 Now I'm getting fucking reamed up the ass.

01:56:55.000 Fuck you, eh?

01:56:57.000 Dude.

01:56:58.000 That was pretty cool.

01:57:00.000 Wait, let's see if we can find an...

01:57:01.000 Alright, let's do one more call.

01:57:02.000 It's time to go.

01:57:04.000 Okay.

01:57:05.000 Etobicoke.

01:57:06.000 Etobicoke, Ontario, fuck.

01:57:09.000 I fucked a chick named Tracy there once. 1.00

01:57:14.000 Hello, hello.

01:59:17.000 fucking be brave and get in trouble and get fired and never stop fighting goodbye The risers swung around his neck, 0.77

01:59:36.000 the nectar's cracked his thumb.

01:59:39.000 Suspension lines were tied in knots around his skinny bones.

01:59:43.000 The canopy became his round, he purple to the crown.

01:59:47.000 Myths and the legends because we had to bear the bran of them.

02:00:01.000 Privilege of growing up in a tradition that didn't believe in the myths and the legends because we had to bear the branch of them.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - November 12, 2021

GOML LIVE #123 - RYAN'S BACK

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