Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - November 12, 2021


GOML LIVE #123 - RYAN'S BACK (Part 1)

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Gavin McInnes
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Ryan Katsu Rivera Matty Odell Ahmaud Arbery Tell Tony Tommy Ranger Gavin McGinnis Tactical Walls Peter Bugatti Drea DeMatteo Whitey Bulger Ryan Katsu-Rivera Holy Jesus Proud Papa Christopher Sopranos Glasgow Retard Maddie Gorey Manny and 3 more
S04E52 - FREE KYLE! S04E54 - MULTIPLE NAKED DUDES

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26 minutes

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3,648

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451

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5

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87

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12

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On this episode of Get Off My Lawn, Gav and Gav are joined by Matty Odell to talk about Pearl Harbor and the lack of hot women in WW2. Also, it's Veterans Day, and the guys talk about how they grew up in a military family. Also, a new sponsor has arrived, and it's a good one! 100% Made in America is a 100% Vets-owned, 100% made-made company. We are all celebrating Veterans Day and are dedicating this week's show to all of our veterans. Thank you to everyone who joined us, and thank you to Matty for coming on the show! Get off my lawn! -Gav & Gav Get On My Lawn is a production of Native Creative Podcasts. Produced and Edited by Gav McGinnis and Matt DesLauriers. Our theme song is Come Alone by The Weakerthans, courtesy of Lotuspool Records. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. We'd like to learn more about you, the listeners. Please take a few minutes to fill out this brief survey! Send us your thoughts and suggestions on topics you d like us to jimmy@jimmycrane.co.nz and we'll get them on the next episode! Thanks, gav and gav :) XOXO! xoxo, GAV & GAV Gav & Matty and Matty O'Dell . Thanks to our sponsor, The 100% MADEEDC & Sean Beard Vet - The Vets! (featuring a guest from Vets, Timmy Odell, Sean Beard and Timmy Odell, and a new member of the Vets made on this episode. (Thank you, Gave us a chance to be on the podcast! ) Gav, and our new sponsor, American Flag Shirt! , we're 100% Owned on this show, The Shirts Shirt Shirts! and we're making it 100% American Made Made Made on this week! GAVOED, we're Thank You! We'll be back on the road with a new Shirts, we'll be giving you a discount on a new shirt! & we're giving you the best voted shirt on the airwaves!

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00:00:07.000 Oh, hi from New York!
00:00:09.000 It's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGinnis!
00:00:13.000 You ain't gonna jump no more!
00:00:27.000 Gorey, Gorey, what a hell of a way to die. 0.79
00:00:31.000 Gorey, Gorey, what a hell of a way to die.
00:00:35.000 Gorey, Gorey, what a hell of a way to die.
00:00:40.000 He ain't gonna jump no more.
00:00:43.000 Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom.
00:00:49.000 Is everybody happy?
00:00:51.000 Cried the sergeant, looking off.
00:00:54.000 Our hero feebly answered, yes, and then they stood him off.
00:00:58.000 He jumped into the icy blasts, his static line undone, and he ain't gonna jump no more!
00:01:07.000 Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die!
00:01:33.000 Hello folks, welcome back to Get Off My Lawn.
00:01:36.000 Here we are. 0.99
00:01:37.000 Oh, I got the wrong fucking name. 0.99
00:01:58.000 Okay, so here's the proper camera angle. 0.99
00:02:01.000 Once again, we are without Ryan Catsue Rivera.
00:02:05.000 He is with his baby.
00:02:07.000 I don't know.
00:02:10.000 Paternity leave. 1.00
00:02:12.000 Is it a thing?
00:02:14.000 What's he gonna do? 0.99
00:02:15.000 I have nipples, Greg. 1.00
00:02:16.000 Can you milk me? 1.00
00:02:18.000 Should he be really at home with his child?
00:02:21.000 I think it's the reason I allowed it.
00:02:23.000 For one week, unlike Peter Bugatti, who got like, what, two months, is I thought it's a good message to send to the wife, which is it's subliminal. 0.98
00:02:36.000 And it's like, I'm going to be there for you.
00:02:38.000 I'm not going to abandon you.
00:02:40.000 I'm around.
00:02:41.000 But I think we've established that. 0.99
00:02:44.000 And yesterday's show was garbage. 1.00
00:02:46.000 And this show is looking like it's going to suck just as much shit. 1.00
00:02:51.000 We've got Matty Odell here again. 0.99
00:02:52.000 Alright everybody, good to see ya.
00:02:55.000 You gonna flip me on over here?
00:03:07.000 Hey, there I am.
00:03:08.000 What's up everybody?
00:03:10.000 Good to be back.
00:03:10.000 Good to see everybody.
00:03:12.000 Thanks for all the input on the social media, seeing how I'm doing.
00:03:17.000 We're both wearing shirts to recognize the... Well, my shirt's a President's shirt, but your shirt is a Veterans shirt.
00:03:26.000 It's Veterans Day!
00:03:29.000 Yes.
00:03:29.000 We should acknowledge that.
00:03:31.000 11-11.
00:03:33.000 Um, I don't want to dwell on the fact that when you look up both sides who were there for Pearl Harbor, who were there still alive, none of them are hot. 0.89
00:03:43.000 That's a dumb thing to focus on.
00:03:46.000 You know, they're in their nineties now. 0.98
00:03:49.000 True.
00:03:50.000 Yeah.
00:03:50.000 So the fact that they're hot or not is an irrelevant detail, I think.
00:03:54.000 Yeah.
00:03:55.000 Right.
00:03:56.000 Very much so.
00:03:57.000 But none of them are hot.
00:04:01.000 Right.
00:04:02.000 No.
00:04:02.000 You got guys in your, you're a big military dude, despite being a miscreant criminal that does the opposite of saving this country.
00:04:14.000 Right?
00:04:15.000 I chose different career paths.
00:04:18.000 But you have a lot of military in your family.
00:04:19.000 Yes, yes, I do.
00:04:21.000 I have a current military, you know, my father was in the military, my grandfather was in the military.
00:04:26.000 I have cousins and brothers that were in the military.
00:04:28.000 What was your dad doing?
00:04:29.000 He was in the Navy.
00:04:30.000 He was an ordnance man on the USS Intrepid.
00:04:34.000 That's a museum in the city now.
00:04:36.000 Yes?
00:04:36.000 Yep.
00:04:37.000 So he was into Scottish chicks for some weird reason.
00:04:40.000 Yeah, yeah, he was. 1.00
00:04:42.000 Maybe they're dirty, with all due respect to your dead mother. 0.83
00:04:47.000 But like, whenever I hung out in Glasgow, I was like, I'm in Harlem. 0.91
00:04:51.000 Yeah.
00:04:52.000 Like we are the ends of the W's.
00:04:56.000 True.
00:04:56.000 So maybe
00:04:58.000 Maybe they were.
00:04:59.000 Maybe they were.
00:04:59.000 Maybe they were just like the saucy broads.
00:05:02.000 Like I remember being a kid on vacation, I wouldn't call it vacation, spending the summers in Glasgow and you'd see these Scottish girls with their boyfriends.
00:05:11.000 I remember being like 12 and liking the 13, the 14 year olds.
00:05:15.000 And the way they would sort of like, I don't know, like hang back by the watering hole.
00:05:21.000 Like they just had this arrogance that you don't usually see in the white race. 0.92
00:05:28.000 They're feeling themselves. 0.94
00:05:29.000 They're brassy broads. 0.98
00:05:32.000 Anyway, um, we, the sponsors.
00:05:35.000 So I would like to apologize in advance for this show.
00:05:38.000 Ryan is still not here.
00:05:40.000 Um, uh, Manny and I don't know what we're doing, obviously.
00:05:44.000 Do you even have a light on you, dude?
00:05:47.000 Yeah, it's on.
00:05:49.000 Um, let's get to the sponsors though.
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00:06:12.000 Dude, I think we're at 100% American-made, vet-owned sponsors on this show. 0.88
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00:07:55.000 I'm just going to go back over to Ryan's old computer and, uh, I don't know, go through there.
00:08:01.000 What do they sell?
00:08:02.000 Hold on a sec.
00:08:29.000 So, let's give an example.
00:08:32.000 Can you hear me?
00:08:32.000 No, I don't think your mic's on.
00:08:41.000 Check, check, check.
00:08:42.000 There you go.
00:08:43.000 You got me?
00:08:44.000 You got me?
00:08:44.000 Yeah, I can hear you.
00:08:46.000 Well, that's cool.
00:08:47.000 Look at that shirt.
00:08:48.000 Look at those shirts.
00:08:51.000 Those are great shirts.
00:08:52.000 The bird, which is the bald eagle.
00:08:53.000 The bird, which is the bald eagle?
00:08:55.000 Right there, the one up.
00:08:57.000 Oh my God.
00:08:58.000 OK, let's go back.
00:08:59.000 Dude, you're not going to believe this.
00:09:11.000 So you know the bird, which is the bald eagle, right?
00:09:14.000 Oh, yeah.
00:09:16.000 I met the duck, which was a cornucopia of stories.
00:09:21.000 I don't know if I can even finish them.
00:09:24.000 But I'm watching Ahmed Arbery, which they don't call Ahmed.
00:09:28.000 He's got some other name in the court case.
00:09:32.000 But they're like he was he was scouting locations before those dudes called the cops.
00:09:39.000 We saw this guy forever. 1.00
00:09:40.000 He's a scumbag. 1.00
00:09:42.000 He wears just like a winter coat and nothing else. 1.00
00:09:46.000 Shorts and Timberlands. 1.00
00:09:47.000 The guy's like a fucking sociopath. 1.00
00:09:49.000 He's a mentally ill thief. 1.00
00:09:52.000 And they call the cops on him. 1.00
00:09:54.000 But I'm watching the trial at the bar and guess who is fucking 0.98
00:10:01.000 Who is it? 0.99
00:10:02.000 It's the eye roll from the bald, which is the bald eagle.
00:10:05.000 Oh my god.
00:10:06.000 It gets crazier.
00:10:08.000 He has a bald eagle on his lapel.
00:10:12.000 A lapel pin?
00:10:13.000 Yes.
00:10:14.000 An eagle?
00:10:15.000 Which is even crazier because we're watching the Rittenhouse trial and the prosecution has Star Wars pins on their lapel.
00:10:24.000 So it's a thing and a thing and a thing.
00:10:25.000 It's so meta that I can't show it.
00:10:31.000 Cause we don't have a Ryan here.
00:10:33.000 Maybe I can try to show it.
00:10:35.000 I gotta be honest. 0.99
00:10:36.000 Uh, I shit on Ryan on a daily basis. 1.00
00:10:39.000 I say he's useless. 1.00
00:10:40.000 I don't want him here. 0.99
00:10:42.000 And then we've, we've done a week without him cause he made that weird little Buddhist preemie. 0.99
00:10:47.000 And, uh, I am having trouble surviving without him.
00:10:52.000 I have, I'm going to just say that openly.
00:10:54.000 He's, um, I'm not going to say he's good at his job, but, uh, he's definitely better than nothing.
00:11:01.000 That is true.
00:11:03.000 Anyway, let me try to find.
00:11:05.000 I want to like text the guy because I couldn't record it.
00:11:10.000 So I took a picture of this. 0.98
00:11:14.000 You can already tell this show is going to suck.
00:11:17.000 Maybe you could send it to Ryan, the computer on the desk in the control room.
00:11:21.000 And maybe get it from there.
00:11:23.000 Yeah, I'll try texting it to Ryan.
00:11:26.000 And then it won't be him, obviously.
00:11:30.000 But he might get it.
00:11:35.000 I wouldn't get your hopes up for this show, folks.
00:11:38.000 And if you're busy and you didn't feel like watching this show and you don't think it's going to be good, I would recommend just giving up.
00:11:47.000 And just being like, oh, well, I'll go to bed early and I'll take the hit.
00:11:51.000 You have faith today.
00:11:53.000 I emailed it to Ryan's computer.
00:11:55.000 I'm going to go over to Ryan's computer and see if I can find the lawyer who was the bald eagle guy who's doing Ahmed.
00:12:04.000 Is it Ahmed Arbery?
00:12:05.000 I think it's Ahmed Arbery.
00:12:06.000 Hold on.
00:12:07.000 Have faith, folks.
00:12:22.000 Uh oh! 0.99
00:12:23.000 Look at this!
00:12:24.000 Listen to the crowd, JR! 1.00
00:12:26.000 What the fuck?! 1.00
00:12:27.000 Holy shit! 1.00
00:12:28.000 You're talking about a house on fire! 1.00
00:12:36.000 You're seeing it right here! 1.00
00:12:41.000 It's the king of the fag zone! 1.00
00:12:46.000 Where's Matty? 1.00
00:13:03.000 Holy Jesus!
00:13:04.000 Wow!
00:13:05.000 What is that?
00:13:06.000 Ladies and gentlemen, Ryan Katsu Rivera is back in the house!
00:13:11.000 Thank you very much.
00:13:12.000 Wow!
00:13:13.000 Wow!
00:13:15.000 Proud Papa!
00:13:19.000 That was amazing and American, but when you walked in, I couldn't help but notice Matty was no longer sitting at the bar.
00:13:26.000 Where did you go?
00:13:26.000 I went to have a slash.
00:13:28.000 Oh, you went to go piss. 0.70
00:13:29.000 That was a quick piss.
00:13:31.000 It was a quick piss.
00:13:33.000 Welcome back, Ryan.
00:13:34.000 Thank you.
00:13:35.000 Welcome back to Veterans Day.
00:13:37.000 Be blurry.
00:13:39.000 Yep, you're blurry.
00:13:40.000 There's a giant space above your right ear.
00:13:45.000 I don't know why that's open, but whatever.
00:13:51.000 So, what have you learned from fatherhood?
00:13:54.000 Oh, it's crazy.
00:13:56.000 You don't get a lot of sleep on the second night, but the third and fourth night, you get sleep and it's good.
00:14:01.000 A lot of breastfeeding and a lot of joyous little moments.
00:14:06.000 I FaceTimed my dad.
00:14:11.000 Congratulations!
00:14:14.000 Did he advise that you skip town within the next week?
00:14:18.000 So ideally you want to leave like a little later.
00:14:22.000 You don't want to establish a connection with a baby, so you should probably leave like around now.
00:14:28.000 You can leave with me if you want, but then you're close to Mikey, so it's kind of weird.
00:14:36.000 Did he didn't he call you back after you told him that the baby was born to re-ask when it was born or something?
00:14:43.000 Yeah, I asked him what the middle name, because Mei is her middle name, M-E-I, which is Japanese, has Japanese meaning, and it's a very popular name there, but also Chinese.
00:14:54.000 So I said, what is the Japanese meaning?
00:14:55.000 He's like, oh, I don't know.
00:14:57.000 I was like, well, I looked it up.
00:14:58.000 It says like bright or like light.
00:15:01.000 And he's like, oh yeah.
00:15:02.000 Wait a minute.
00:15:03.000 I don't know.
00:15:04.000 Like, I speak English.
00:15:06.000 If someone asked me what car means, I'd go,
00:15:09.000 It's an automated little house that zips around with four wheels.
00:15:13.000 Right.
00:15:14.000 I wouldn't go, oh, I don't know.
00:15:15.000 It could mean a million things.
00:15:17.000 I think you remember how you said Chinese people are learning Chinese their entire language, their entire life?
00:15:23.000 Yeah.
00:15:24.000 It's kind of like that, where it's like it could mean a bunch of different things, but light and bright and also sounds nice.
00:15:31.000 We're going to name her Daphne Mae, M-A-E, but that means bitter in the Bible, which is no good.
00:15:37.000 There's something wrong with that.
00:15:39.000 Okay.
00:15:40.000 Very cute kid.
00:15:41.000 Thank you.
00:15:42.000 Very amazing baby.
00:15:43.000 I was very worried to be totally frank when I saw the ultrasounds because of your hideous face. 1.00
00:15:48.000 I was worried about the nose.
00:15:51.000 But the nose is beautiful.
00:15:52.000 Well, what God did was, and we discussed this on the show, they shrank it.
00:15:57.000 Right.
00:15:57.000 So now it looks normal.
00:15:58.000 They made it tiny and then they gave it a little ski jump from your wife and things are reasonable.
00:16:04.000 Let's see if I got any pictures here.
00:16:06.000 Thank God.
00:16:06.000 Oh yeah, here's one.
00:16:08.000 Oh, this is good.
00:16:09.000 I have a dad tip.
00:16:11.000 You mean a foreskin? 0.89
00:16:14.000 Well, I don't have a dad tip in that sense, but in the sense that... Alright, dad trick. 0.50
00:16:22.000 You're holding a baby.
00:16:23.000 You're jiggling.
00:16:24.000 You want to cut steak.
00:16:26.000 Can't we see your bill after getting steak at the hospital?
00:16:32.000 I'm afraid it's not going to be good.
00:16:55.000 Good question.
00:16:57.000 And if you sing to them, I'll tell you what I like the smell of steak.
00:17:04.000 That's how you eat a two-handed meal.
00:17:09.000 So I'll tell you what, every time we eat, whenever we eat, we watch Sopranos and the baby was asleep for the beginning part of that.
00:17:17.000 And then she woke up.
00:17:20.000 That's our little, that's our little routine.
00:17:22.000 Where are you in the Sopranos?
00:17:24.000 Season 6A.
00:17:26.000 What's happening?
00:17:28.000 Is Tony going to get whacked by his uncle?
00:17:29.000 I don't want to... No, that already passed.
00:17:32.000 I don't want to give anything up, but... Ryan, it's been a dead show for 32 years.
00:17:39.000 Let's just say something happened with Christopher's love interest.
00:17:43.000 Drea DeMatteo was murdered.
00:17:46.000 You know, when that show was popular, my wife and I were obsessed, and we would see her
00:17:51.000 Oh yeah, that's right, right.
00:17:52.000 And we would yell, tell Tony!
00:17:55.000 Tell Tony!
00:17:56.000 Yeah.
00:17:57.000 Because our whole thing, and I believe this to this day with the mob, if you get arrested by the FBI, go up to the mob and be like, they want me to wear a wire.
00:18:06.000 Yeah, what do I do?
00:18:07.000 So I'm going to wear one.
00:18:08.000 And then you go. 1.00
00:18:09.000 And then you just tell me bullshit shoplifting shit. 1.00
00:18:12.000 Oh, I don't know of any plans. 1.00
00:18:15.000 Right on your forehead in marker, I'm wearing a wire.
00:18:18.000 And be like, yo, what's going on?
00:18:20.000 You guys got any big plans?
00:18:22.000 And they'd be like, uh, we're laying low for a while.
00:18:27.000 Like, why do you have to... Why is it one or the other?
00:18:31.000 I either snitch, and I'm safe, or I go to jail.
00:18:35.000 What about a gray area?
00:18:36.000 Right, right.
00:18:37.000 I wear a wire, and I tell you... That was Whitey Bulger, right? 0.97
00:18:40.000 And now you start playing the FBI, and now you have an in on the FBI, and you know what they're looking for.
00:18:45.000 Matty's the expert.
00:18:46.000 Cut to Matty.
00:18:47.000 We can cut to Matty now.
00:18:49.000 I never cooperated or wore a wire, so I couldn't really talk much about how they do it.
00:18:55.000 Well, this is a revolutionary concept I just invented.
00:18:57.000 You talk to the guys, and you go, hey guys, I'm going to be wearing a wire.
00:19:02.000 From now on.
00:19:04.000 How would that go, Matti?
00:19:05.000 What do you think?
00:19:09.000 I don't know.
00:19:09.000 There was a guy that I knew in my previous life.
00:19:13.000 They killed this girl.
00:19:16.000 She came, they brought her to the clubhouse. 0.91
00:19:18.000 She started disparaging the club and one guy beat her up and they took her out to the desert and they cut her head off.
00:19:24.000 Whoa.
00:19:25.000 So there was three of them that were involved in it and one guy got
00:19:32.000 I don't know.
00:19:54.000 To admit that, you know, we just can't take your word for it.
00:19:58.000 You know, cause maybe you just did it. 0.94
00:20:00.000 So they were, he was like, I don't know how the fuck I'm going to do that and everything. 0.92
00:20:03.000 And, um, but wait a minute, sorry to interrupt, but if this guy feels so guilty, how about you just admit it, you take the blame and you go to jail.
00:20:12.000 Why do you got to get the other guys involved?
00:20:13.000 He got five years probation.
00:20:16.000 Yeah.
00:20:17.000 Other guys got life.
00:20:18.000 But, um, they put a camera and a microphone in one of his, uh, death head pins on his vest. 0.99
00:20:26.000 And, uh, you know, he was trying to get him, because you're not going to walk up and say, hey, remember when we cut that fucking girl's head off? 0.97
00:20:32.000 Like, you don't have conversations like that. 0.97
00:20:35.000 I've noticed every time you bring that up, I check all your pins on your shirt.
00:20:39.000 That was a secret, dude.
00:20:40.000 Why are you bringing it up?
00:20:41.000 There were a couple of meetings after that where people weren't allowed to wear their cuts or anything in the room because they were all paranoid. 0.98
00:20:50.000 So they were like, well, how the fuck? 0.87
00:20:51.000 So the FBI, I guess, or he came up with an idea that I guess they had a hard time cutting a head off because the knives weren't sharp or whatever. 0.99
00:21:00.000 So this he was furnished two new knives and he, wow, he went out to dinner with these guys and he presented them with the knives and he goes, well, this, you know, these are really sharp.
00:21:11.000 Maybe next time it won't be such a hassle to
00:21:16.000 I just don't get, like, I get that. 0.97
00:21:17.000 So that's a rat. 1.00
00:21:18.000 That's a psycho. 0.99
00:21:19.000 Probably a meth head, by the way. 0.97
00:21:20.000 He was probably having a bad trip on meth and he's like, I need to confess.
00:21:40.000 I don't know. 0.99
00:21:41.000 Well, they'd probably kill you. 1.00
00:22:00.000 Because now you're a liability. 0.99
00:22:01.000 You'll never know when to be able to feel comfortable around that person.
00:22:06.000 It would more than likely kill her anyway, which it did in the show. 0.92
00:22:10.000 But that's TV and make-believe.
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00:22:20.000 Ryan, pull up Tactical Walls.
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00:22:32.000 Now of course we here at the studio have a bunch of bullshit on our walls. 1.00
00:22:36.000 We are hanging presently motorcycle helmets, trays with masks on them, a couple of jackets. 0.99
00:22:45.000 It's embarrassing.
00:22:46.000 It's not cool.
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00:22:49.000 A couple of baseball bats for intruders.
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00:23:00.000 Thanks Tactical Tim!
00:23:01.000 Ooh, you've met, he's been here.
00:23:03.000 There is his... Now don't get discouraged by the way Ryan the Retard has portrayed his Tactical Wall. 0.68
00:23:11.000 He has folded t-shirts. 0.99
00:23:13.000 The only thing fun and interesting about his wall is my shit, like my please be a fart statue that my wife gave me for our birthday. 0.99
00:23:22.000 Our birthday, we're identical twins. 0.99
00:23:26.000 Thanks Tactical Tim for your service to this beautiful country here on Veterans Day.
00:23:31.000 We'd like to thank Tommy the Ranger for his fantastic service in Afghanistan.
00:23:39.000 You can check him out on the free speech show.
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00:23:52.000 We're about to go behind the paywall.
00:23:56.000 So you guys that have been missing Ryan, you freeloaders, you cannot have him anymore.
00:24:02.000 We're taking him away from you.
00:24:04.000 What do you think of that?
00:24:07.000 I think that's fair.
00:24:09.000 I won't even say another word.
00:24:10.000 They don't deserve it.
00:24:12.000 Frankly, they don't deserve it.
00:24:13.000 So, to sum up everything, Veterans Day, we had the, we had the, what was that called?
00:24:18.000 The paratroopers, um... Oh, Blood on the Risers.
00:24:22.000 Blood on the Risers. 1.00
00:24:23.000 I love that song because it's, it's vets recognizing that I'm not falling for your bullshit. 0.99
00:24:30.000 I'm happy to be here, I'm happy to fight for my country, but I know when you talk about glory, glory, that it's very possible that I get tangled up in my parachute and I die. 0.98
00:24:41.000 So I'm going to make up my own song.
00:24:43.000 I think, I think Blood on the Risers was a reinterpretation of an initial... Interpretation.
00:24:50.000 A very difficult interpretation.
00:24:52.000 Of an initial song that was about them being heroes and they said, yes, we're heroes, but we also recognize that we could get tangled up and turn into pulp. 0.99
00:25:01.000 So we'll be singing our version of your song, asshole. 0.99
00:25:05.000 I like that kind of stuff. 1.00
00:25:07.000 I like fuck the police's boss. 1.00
00:25:09.000 Fuck the top brass. 1.00
00:25:10.000 Because if there's one thing we've learned with law enforcement, the military in 2021 is they don't support the troops. 1.00
00:25:19.000 They don't support the grunts, the privates, the cops, the firemen.
00:25:23.000 The top brass, the aristocrats who run all of these agencies, will not hesitate to throw their boys under the bus. 1.00
00:25:32.000 Murder them, let them die, lose their pensions. 1.00
00:25:36.000 They're fucking scumbags and they're part of the elite. 1.00
00:25:39.000 The captains, the lieutenants, all the fancy guys with the epaulettes, they are the same as the left. 1.00
00:25:47.000 They're the same as the liberals. 1.00
00:25:49.000 They're cunts. 1.00
00:25:51.000 Fuck them. 1.00
00:25:52.000 You can support the military without supporting the military top brass. 1.00
00:25:56.000 I don't like the top brass.
00:25:58.000 I don't think you should either.
00:25:59.000 No one does.
00:26:00.000 Anyway, um, so we're going to go behind the paywall now.
00:26:04.000 And I'm going to say, we're going to take a bunch of calls, answer a bunch of viewer mail, talk to Maddie, uh, celebrate Veterans Day.
00:26:13.000 But before we do that, I'd like to say the freeloaders subscribe to censored.tv, get fired, get in trouble, be brave and never stop fighting.
00:26:33.000 He counted long, he counted loud, he waited for the shock.
00:26:37.000 He felt the wind, he felt the cold, he felt the awful drop.
00:26:42.000 The silk from his reserves spilled out and wrapped around his legs.
00:26:46.000 And he ain't gonna jump no more!