Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes


GOML LIVE #124 - TEMPER TEMPER (Part 1)


Summary

On this week's episode of Get Off My Lawn Live, GMAIL's very own Matty O'Dell ( ) and Ryan Katsu Rivera ( ) try to figure out what's wrong with their shirts, and the results are not what they expected. Also, a new sponsor alert! FlagShirt is making the finest America gear, including hats, jackets, and windbreakers, you name it, they make it America style. The Flagshirt is veteran owned and they support us more than a friend, so we support them too. They donate time and money to helping veteran families and the MAGA cause. We're proud to add them to our loyal list of sponsors, and you should too. Right now, all GML listeners get 10% off all orders when they go to TheFlagShirt.com Promo code GOML. Just enter promo code GMEL10 and you get the discount. And God bless America. Thank you everyone at Flagshirt for your service to this beautiful country, and God bless you! Tim from Tactical Tactical Tim, Tim, and Sean from BeardVet, and now our newest sponsor, Flagshirt.com. They're a real vet patriot and they love these guys more than you, and they're working hard to make this Christmas a mega mega-mighty Christmas with the Flagshirt, and we like you more than we like them more than they deserve it. Thank you, we support us, too. And we should too! -Gavin McInnes and Ryan, we love you, too! - Thank you for being a friend of the show, GOMMLM! -GOD bless us, and thank you, God bless, and keep us all of us! -Merry Christmas! -The Flagshirt - And God Bless America! - - and God Bless, and Bless Me, Bless Me Bless Me! - and Merry Christmas, and Happy Holidays, and Thank You, Bless, Bless Us, and Merry, Merry, Blessings, and Love, Bless You, GOLFTOWN! -Amen and Bless, MAGA. -VOTML! -PODCAST, GOD Bless, GOOGLEFTO! -Ethan and Matty, GOGO, GOSY! -ROBBIE, GRAFFEE, AND JOGG, AND RYAN, AND CHEESE, AND KELLY!


Transcript

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!
00:00:24.000 We're good to go.
00:00:44.000 That sounds good.
00:00:45.000 Who's that again?
00:00:47.000 Ethan Klein?
00:00:48.000 Ethan... Ethel Cain.
00:00:50.000 Ethel Cain.
00:01:12.000 Floridian living in Alabama now.
00:01:14.000 It's got kind of an early aughts Canadian kind of vibe.
00:01:17.000 Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn live.
00:01:20.000 Welcome Matty O'Dell.
00:01:22.000 What's up everybody?
00:01:23.000 Good to see you.
00:01:24.000 Perched on his stool like a Glaswegian gangster.
00:01:29.000 You look like you're in a documentary about the crimes in Glasgow.
00:01:33.000 Oh shit, I got the wrong glasses on.
00:01:37.000 Also welcome Ryan Katsu Rivera.
00:01:40.000 That's me.
00:01:42.000 And inimitable.
00:01:44.000 I'm wearing an homage and you guys didn't get it right.
00:01:48.000 Let me go get my glasses.
00:01:49.000 Focus on you exclusively.
00:01:50.000 I quizzed you and nobody got it.
00:01:53.000 I was holding a thing and I was walking like this.
00:01:55.000 I already forgot it.
00:02:00.000 And I played the theme song to The Shining and they still didn't get it.
00:02:04.000 But this is my Jack Torrance outfit.
00:02:06.000 What do you think, Matty?
00:02:08.000 It was definitely tough to guess.
00:02:11.000 I know.
00:02:12.000 Especially with the object you had as your axe.
00:02:15.000 That's true.
00:02:16.000 And I didn't inform you it was an axe.
00:02:17.000 Especially with your weird Asian plate face and your strange Congolese nose.
00:02:23.000 We're supposed to get Jack Nicholson out of that.
00:02:26.000 You know, Lloyd...
00:02:29.000 Sorry, sorry if we're not reminded of Jack Nicholson when we look at Mr. Miyagi face down on a plate of glass.
00:02:39.000 No.
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00:04:00.000 And God bless America.
00:04:06.000 Well done.
00:04:08.000 What do you make of that?
00:04:10.000 Outstanding.
00:04:11.000 You know what?
00:04:11.000 I'm getting so ripped now that I'm getting these things.
00:04:16.000 What are these called?
00:04:17.000 Obliques.
00:04:18.000 Ribs.
00:04:19.000 Obliques.
00:04:19.000 Ribs.
00:04:21.000 I'm getting obliques.
00:04:22.000 Your obliques are like on the sides above your waist.
00:04:25.000 You were oblate and now you've got obliques.
00:04:26.000 Oh, I'm not getting those.
00:04:28.000 I'm talking like
00:04:29.000 Below the nipple.
00:04:31.000 These.
00:04:32.000 These aren't obliques.
00:04:33.000 My wife points out today... Well, the sides would be your lats.
00:04:36.000 Right.
00:04:37.000 These lats I'm getting?
00:04:38.000 Up here.
00:04:39.000 Let me see.
00:04:39.000 Well, lats are on the... In the front, it's just your ribs.
00:04:41.000 Now, I've been drinking beer all day, so... These are lats.
00:04:44.000 Yeah, I'm getting lats.
00:04:46.000 Wait a minute.
00:04:46.000 Why did... I showed you where you said the wrong area, then you stood up and showed the same part on your body.
00:04:52.000 No, no, no.
00:04:53.000 The obliques are what I was talking about.
00:04:55.000 The obliques are above your waistline.
00:04:56.000 That muscle.
00:04:57.000 Obliques.
00:04:58.000 See?
00:04:59.000 Oh.
00:04:59.000 Those are obliques.
00:05:00.000 And lats are... You're both right and wrong.
00:05:02.000 Lats are right here.
00:05:03.000 That's what I was pointing to.
00:05:04.000 Yeah.
00:05:05.000 Okay, I'm getting lats.
00:05:07.000 Okay, you pointed at obliques though.
00:05:10.000 Nah.
00:05:12.000 Nah, you did though.
00:05:13.000 Human anatomy.
00:05:14.000 My wife points out today that my shirt no longer fits.
00:05:19.000 Like this... Look at this button.
00:05:22.000 My pecs are so gigantic.
00:05:24.000 You shrunk it in the wash.
00:05:28.000 What's with your weird coat?
00:05:30.000 Is it an inside-out jean jacket?
00:05:32.000 It's a reversible Levi's number with corduroy maroon on the outside and denim on the inside.
00:05:39.000 Yeah, it's not reversible, dude.
00:05:41.000 It is.
00:05:41.000 No, just because it says it's reversible doesn't mean it's reversible.
00:05:45.000 It looks like an inside-out jacket.
00:05:48.000 But it's got the pockets.
00:05:49.000 Yeah, I know.
00:05:51.000 They're wrong.
00:05:54.000 Fashion faux pas.
00:05:54.000 You think they swindled me?
00:05:56.000 No, I think they made an error.
00:05:58.000 It's not an inside out jacket.
00:06:01.000 It's an inside out jacket.
00:06:03.000 Is it time yet to what they would call start the show?
00:06:09.000 Um, because if so, I have a debut.
00:06:14.000 What do you think, Matty?
00:06:16.000 Should we start the show?
00:06:17.000 Sure.
00:06:18.000 Okay.
00:06:18.000 I actually, I want to talk to Matty about something publicly.
00:06:21.000 Publicly.
00:06:22.000 Before we start the show.
00:06:23.000 Sure.
00:06:25.000 You've had two temper tantrums recently.
00:06:28.000 And I'm concerned about you.
00:06:30.000 You're concerned?
00:06:30.000 This is an intervention.
00:06:32.000 I'm not so much concerned about you going back to jail.
00:06:35.000 I'm concerned about you having a heart attack if you get in a fight.
00:06:38.000 Now he's going to get into a fight to prove that that's wrong.
00:06:41.000 Well, we'd have to cross that bridge when we get there.
00:06:44.000 You should get into a fight if someone like slaps an old lady in front of you.
00:06:48.000 But your past two Baby Monster episodes have not been worth dying for.
00:06:55.000 One, Joe Tonelli said he lowered his voice, I guess.
00:07:03.000 What exactly happened?
00:07:04.000 He put some bass in his voice.
00:07:05.000 Put some bass in his voice.
00:07:07.000 Well, you know, he was trying to
00:07:10.000 I guess puff out and do a little peacock and you know, but what exactly did he say verbatim?
00:07:16.000 Um, a couple of people were breaking his balls and he said something.
00:07:21.000 He's like, all right, that's fucking enough guys.
00:07:22.000 You know, I'm not going to fuck deal with this bullshit.
00:07:25.000 So I said, Ooh, look at you putting the base in your voice.
00:07:28.000 And then he's like, yeah, that's fucking right.
00:07:29.000 I said, well, let me tell you something, Joe.
00:07:30.000 So it was the, yeah, it's fucking right to piss you off.
00:07:32.000 If you ever fucking speak to me that way again, I'm gonna knock the rest of your fucking teeth out.
00:07:37.000 And then, you know, I said, I don't know who you think you are.
00:07:40.000 You're not tough.
00:07:41.000 You're not, you're not that guy.
00:07:43.000 And you know, don't give people the ammunition to break your fucking balls if you can't take it.
00:07:48.000 Can I have the firearm, please?
00:07:53.000 But you went outside, and you were going like this, up next to the highway, ready to fight him.
00:07:58.000 He caught a nerve.
00:08:00.000 A vein was gonna burst in my head.
00:08:02.000 Okay, Ryan, see if you can find Coco the Gorilla doing sign language.
00:08:06.000 Okay.
00:08:06.000 My angle on this is, and I'm not right or wrong, this is just my opinion, that you'd be right if it was anyone else at the bar.
00:08:15.000 Like me or James or anyone who disrespected you, whatever.
00:08:20.000 Joe is a monkey.
00:08:23.000 He's a gorilla.
00:08:24.000 He's not a human.
00:08:26.000 So it was a dog that was growling at you.
00:08:29.000 There's Coco looking at a viewfinder.
00:08:33.000 That's who was talking shit.
00:08:35.000 It's precedence, you know.
00:08:38.000 Some old habits die hard.
00:08:40.000 Like, I just can't, I can't tolerate it.
00:08:41.000 I'm not going to accept it.
00:08:42.000 I understand.
00:08:43.000 And if it was Jose, and he said, fuck you, bitch, what you going to do?
00:08:47.000 You'd be totally justified.
00:08:49.000 And if you died of a heart attack, or went to jail for that fight, people would go, well, he shouldn't have done that to Maddie.
00:08:55.000 But I want, I'm trying to put Joe in another category.
00:08:59.000 He's Coco.
00:09:00.000 Yeah, but it still doesn't excuse it.
00:09:02.000 Yes it does!
00:09:03.000 No because somebody else could have been sitting in the bar and seen Joe address me that way and then they feel that they can address me that way and then they get knocked out.
00:09:13.000 That's a strong point.
00:09:15.000 It's like in Gangs of New York, where they're like, if somebody, uh, does something to me, I cut their hand off.
00:09:20.000 And if not, then I cut their... Uh, you know, I don't, I don't talk disparagingly or down to, or try to embarrass anybody that I consider a friend.
00:09:29.000 So if I don't let my friends address me that way, I'm not going to let people I don't know address me that way.
00:09:34.000 And that's the basic rule of that.
00:09:38.000 Okay.
00:09:38.000 Touche.
00:09:39.000 All right.
00:09:39.000 You may have won this round.
00:09:40.000 Uh, case number two.
00:09:43.000 We're at the bar and uh, football, college football, and one of the teams is wearing camo.
00:09:50.000 And one of the guys goes, seems kind of weird that the team's wearing camo, which is obviously for the troops, yet they were taking a knee.
00:10:00.000 And then someone else goes, are they still doing that shit with the taking knee?
00:10:02.000 No, I said that.
00:10:03.000 I said, are they really still taking a knee at the national anthem?
00:10:07.000 Right.
00:10:07.000 And then someone else goes, no, they didn't take a knee, but they did do the black national anthem.
00:10:11.000 And then you said,
00:10:12.000 What the fuck is that?
00:10:14.000 I never heard of that.
00:10:15.000 And then LA, the 74-year-old black man, goes, that's because you don't know your history.
00:10:20.000 And then he got all pissed off.
00:10:22.000 He threw his money in the bar and walked out.
00:10:24.000 Who does that dude?
00:10:26.000 Right.
00:10:27.000 And then you got super mad about that.
00:10:29.000 And you're like, if anyone has a problem with there being one Nash Lantham, I want to know right now.
00:10:33.000 I'll fucking take you outside.
00:10:34.000 Anyone.
00:10:35.000 Yeah.
00:10:37.000 Now that was a waste of a baby monster, I believe.
00:10:41.000 I mean, you know, I'm not gonna do anything to a 74 year old man.
00:10:45.000 No, no, he was long gone.
00:10:47.000 Right.
00:10:47.000 So you weren't threatening him.
00:10:48.000 And as you pointed out, he's got a point.
00:10:51.000 Not with the Black National Anthem, that's horse shit obviously, but if you're 74 and black, you could complain because you had 24 years of racism to go through.
00:11:00.000 Quarter century.
00:11:01.000 Absolutely.
00:11:02.000 So that's fine.
00:11:03.000 We'll listen to you.
00:11:04.000 You're not a fucking rich Peruvian who just arrived here.
00:11:09.000 But the fact that you got so mad about that, it concerned me.
00:11:13.000 Well, I'm just getting tired of the whole woke and all the fucking bullshit.
00:11:20.000 I know, but you've got a shitheart.
00:11:22.000 You've got a criminal record as long as the days are long.
00:11:26.000 You don't want to be losing your temper on bullshit or it's going to be either death or prison.
00:11:31.000 Well, let me tell you something.
00:11:32.000 At a fucking NFL game, if they're playing the black national anthem, that's fucking bullshit.
00:11:37.000 It's got nothing to do with fucking race.
00:11:39.000 There's not two fucking countries.
00:11:41.000 Correct.
00:11:42.000 There's one country, there's one fucking national anthem, there's one flag, and if anyone who doesn't fucking like it, I got a problem with that.
00:11:49.000 Now you're getting yourself mad.
00:11:50.000 Yeah, I'm getting worked at because I'm a passionate man.
00:11:54.000 Like, I don't give a fuck.
00:11:55.000 Anyone wants to fucking test me or think I'm not what I am, try me.
00:12:01.000 Okay.
00:12:02.000 Agreed.
00:12:03.000 But no one was trying you with the Black National Anthem.
00:12:06.000 See what he did?
00:12:08.000 I wasn't ma- I, you know, I wasn't- Dude, you were fuming.
00:12:11.000 What just fell?
00:12:11.000 Yeah.
00:12:11.000 It's me kicking my waste paper basket.
00:12:13.000 Oh.
00:12:16.000 Accidentally.
00:12:17.000 Yeah, you know.
00:12:18.000 So all I'm saying is, Matty, if you're going to lose your cool and risk death with your shitty heart or prison, make it either someone more worthy than Coco the Gorilla or someone who actually has a problem.
00:12:33.000 L.A.
00:12:33.000 was not arguing on behalf.
00:12:35.000 He left.
00:12:35.000 Right.
00:12:36.000 So you were yelling.
00:12:37.000 You were yelling at a bar of people who didn't even know what the Black National Anthem was.
00:12:42.000 Yeah, I never heard of it.
00:12:44.000 I'll tell you what it is.
00:12:46.000 It was a tribute to Abe Lincoln that some black composer did.
00:12:50.000 It was not racial at all, very religious.
00:12:52.000 And then in the early 1900s, I think 1920 or something, the NAACP said, that's the Black National Anthem.
00:12:59.000 And everyone went, whatever, I don't know what that means.
00:13:02.000 And then in the past like two years, or maybe a year,
00:13:06.000 Everyone went, that is the Black National Anthem and we're playing it all the fucking time.
00:13:11.000 So it's, it's been like brought back from the dead.
00:13:14.000 It's a random irrelevant thing.
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00:15:01.000 There's a couple news items we should graze over before tomorrow because there'll be ancient news in the next 15 hours and that is footage of a poltergeist.
00:15:15.000 It's finally been unearthed.
00:15:17.000 We've heard of poltergeists.
00:15:19.000 We've seen them in horror movies.
00:15:20.000 A poltergeist, for those of you who don't know, is a wildly violent ghost that hurls people around.
00:15:28.000 There's been a special camera invented.
00:15:31.000 It's sort of an infrared camera and it can find things that you can't see with the naked eye.
00:15:38.000 And apparently poltergeists are black.
00:15:41.000 I was just as shocked as you.
00:15:42.000 I assumed it was like a Ebeneezer Scrooge type of guy, right?
00:15:46.000 When you think of ghosts, you think of like 200 years ago.
00:15:50.000 There wasn't a ton of blacks around back then, but it's actually a black dude.
00:15:54.000 Ryan, can you dig up?
00:15:56.000 What I'm talking about?
00:15:58.000 Maybe you don't know.
00:15:59.000 Poltergeist.
00:15:59.000 NFL running back caught beating the shit out of his girlfriend.
00:16:04.000 It's the number one story on Daily Mail right now.
00:16:07.000 Every time you watch a Cheerios ad or a car commercial, it's a multiracial couple getting along smashingly.
00:16:17.000 It's usually a white male and a black female and they have a ethnically ambiguous kid who's adorable.
00:16:25.000 Um, this is all true in this case, but it's a white woman and a ghost and a beautiful five month old mulatto.
00:16:32.000 Oh my God.
00:16:34.000 Have you not seen this shit?
00:16:35.000 I think I have.
00:16:36.000 I think shiz is down again.
00:16:38.000 Go to Daily Mail, dude.
00:16:40.000 It's everywhere.
00:16:41.000 Well, I didn't include it because I don't like to do links on Thursday nights, but you got to see this.
00:16:48.000 He's really fucking giving her.
00:16:51.000 Just put an NFL on Daily Mail.
00:16:57.000 I was watching the Twitter responses to this video and I knew there'd be people defending him because of black ghost privilege.
00:17:06.000 And this guy's saying like, look, she was recording so she knew shit was going to go down.
00:17:12.000 So she was probably running her mouth trying to make him mad.
00:17:15.000 Okay.
00:17:16.000 Okay.
00:17:17.000 My wife can make me mad all day.
00:17:20.000 I'm not poltergeisting her.
00:17:30.000 What does he grab here?
00:17:31.000 Stuff him?
00:17:32.000 His own shit?
00:17:32.000 Okay, pause.
00:17:51.000 I think, actually I'm stealing this from Maddie because we watched this before the show.
00:17:55.000 I think she went to his phone and caught him cheating and he's mad at her for being nosy.
00:18:01.000 And he goes, you call me destructive?
00:18:04.000 Like you're ruining our relationship by finding out that I'm fucking chicks.
00:18:10.000 What is that that he grabs?
00:18:11.000 Uh, pirate booty?
00:18:14.000 Looks like ice cubes, maybe.
00:18:15.000 Does she have a drink in her hand?
00:18:18.000 Cause he like throws it at her head right here.
00:18:22.000 Yeah, you're right, it's ice.
00:18:38.000 Geez.
00:18:38.000 This is WWE levels.
00:18:40.000 Oh, it's not done yet.
00:18:42.000 Picks her up and slams her through like the bouncy chair.
00:18:44.000 Right.
00:18:45.000 Well, those bouncy chairs have a lot of shocks, dude.
00:18:49.000 Probably broke or fall.
00:18:50.000 Yeah.
00:18:55.000 She looks like shit.
00:19:00.000 Can't put on makeup?
00:19:01.000 I wonder what she looked like before they dated.
00:19:06.000 I thought it would be funny to take his side on this, but I'm not enjoying it as a bit.
00:19:09.000 It's not amusing to me.
00:19:14.000 By the way, there's another thing that someone pointed out when we showed this video.
00:19:18.000 Uh, your apartment looks like shit.
00:19:21.000 Well, he's in the NFL.
00:19:23.000 He's a Jet player and I think they're in.
00:19:27.000 Miami to play the Dolphins.
00:19:29.000 I don't know where that is for a former running back.
00:19:32.000 That might be a little side piece that he's had.
00:19:34.000 He's paying for the apartment and everything.
00:19:36.000 Like it's not his main residence.
00:19:37.000 Okay.
00:19:38.000 Well, if, if you're a multimillionaire, then even your side pieces apartment should be pretty dope.
00:19:45.000 It shouldn't have a shower curtain dividing the bedroom from the rest of the place.
00:19:51.000 Three Asian take.
00:19:54.000 On living space.
00:19:56.000 Wait a minute.
00:19:57.000 You're talking about me or the shower curtain idea?
00:19:59.000 The shower curtain.
00:20:00.000 Yeah, you're right.
00:20:02.000 That's a weird thing to do.
00:20:03.000 Room separator.
00:20:05.000 It's, yeah, it's just give up.
00:20:08.000 You either build a wall or you don't.
00:20:10.000 When he gets really mad, she closed the curtain.
00:20:12.000 He's like, where'd you go?
00:20:14.000 This place is smaller.
00:20:15.000 Is that so the five month old doesn't see you guys fucking?
00:20:18.000 Is that what's going on with that?
00:20:19.000 I think when he walks out, he goes, I love you to the baby.
00:20:23.000 Yeah, something like that sound like you said I love you boo or whatever the kid's name is where the baby's like, okay It just seemed kind of intense With kids crying in the WWE shit The baby didn't even start crying until he left like it wasn't able to process what was happening.
00:20:38.000 Yeah, it's five months old It knows nothing
00:20:44.000 What is that him?
00:20:45.000 What are you showing me now?
00:20:46.000 Mob and Chiz is back.
00:20:47.000 These are the two.
00:20:48.000 It wasn't gone, it's just their shadow.
00:20:51.000 Okay, let's see some of the comments, because Mob and Chiz tends to be a little pro-black.
00:20:57.000 He is... What is that, a cat?
00:21:01.000 Can't figure that out.
00:21:02.000 He's a dog.
00:21:02.000 He's a dog.
00:21:07.000 What are some of these comments, Ryan?
00:21:09.000 I've got the camera in the way.
00:21:10.000 Get off my page.
00:21:11.000 If the races were reversed.
00:21:13.000 Get off my page, he says.
00:21:15.000 Oh, that's people talking about me.
00:21:17.000 We couldn't see it.
00:21:18.000 Shut the F up.
00:21:20.000 Something wrong with that.
00:21:21.000 He probably waxed it with pita bread in the supermarket.
00:21:23.000 That shit corny.
00:21:24.000 Shut the fuck up.
00:21:25.000 Well, that's his classic line.
00:21:27.000 My son's on the cover of magazine.
00:21:29.000 He said that shit corny.
00:21:30.000 Shut the fuck up.
00:21:31.000 Pork season for human.
00:21:33.000 Thank God the baby was in chair.
00:21:34.000 I think I know why.
00:21:35.000 Hi.
00:21:37.000 Okay, so we're not getting the black.
00:21:39.000 She probably said the n-word.
00:21:40.000 I noticed that now that Matty's Instagram is public, he'll have a picture of like him and a t-shirt and people are like, I think I know why.
00:21:50.000 I get all sorts of show references.
00:21:55.000 Another thing, another news item I wanted to get to before we start taking calls is
00:22:02.000 One of the weirdest phenomenons I've ever come across in my life and that is Kyle Rittenhouse's mother is not breathtaking.
00:22:13.000 She's not a supermodel.
00:22:15.000 She's a working-class single mother who I'm guessing has slept maybe three hours a night for the past month.
00:22:22.000 She definitely didn't sleep last night.
00:22:25.000 She's not big on makeup and toning.
00:22:29.000 What do they call that?
00:22:30.000 Contouring?
00:22:32.000 Yeah.
00:22:32.000 So she, believe it or not, a single mom who's worried that her boy is about to go to jail for, I'd say, 20 years is a worst case scenario.
00:22:41.000 I mean, worst case is life, but you know what I mean, like plausible worst case.
00:22:44.000 What do you think, Matty?
00:22:47.000 It doesn't look good with the three days of deliberation.
00:22:50.000 That's not a good sign.
00:22:52.000 What do you think the span is of possibilities here?
00:22:55.000 Reasonable.
00:22:56.000 Obviously death sentence and scot-free.
00:22:58.000 12 to 20.
00:23:00.000 What?
00:23:01.000 12 to 20.
00:23:02.000 12 to 20 we're looking at.
00:23:05.000 We made a bet with Brian I'll give him $400 if Kyle gets nothing and if Kyle gets anything he has to drink a glass of whiskey before doing a show.
00:23:16.000 We thought that would happen before today's show.
00:23:17.000 Nope.
00:23:19.000 But mistrial counts as well.
00:23:22.000 What?
00:23:23.000 Mistrial counts as well.
00:23:25.000 Why are you a Bond villain all of a sudden?
00:23:29.000 I don't know.
00:23:30.000 I'm Jack Torrance.
00:23:31.000 I'm spooky.
00:23:33.000 You're like the fucking Squid Game billionaires who were like, I want to see them die.
00:23:40.000 69.
00:23:40.000 I heard Sam and
00:23:44.000 Jim and Sam's show today and they were talking about how corny it was.
00:23:47.000 They were like, what number did you choose?
00:23:51.000 69.
00:23:51.000 Oh, I chose 96 because 69 is dead.
00:23:57.000 They do that sound.
00:23:58.000 And I have a theory on why that acting is so bad.
00:24:02.000 It's Korean TV.
00:24:03.000 Yes.
00:24:04.000 So the white guys available for the movie are going to be like English teachers.
00:24:09.000 It's not going to be actors.
00:24:10.000 You're in Korea.
00:24:11.000 When I lived in Taiwan, we modeled, I modeled Levi's with some other nerd and we danced for a commercial wearing Levi's because they needed white dudes and we were obviously terrible.
00:24:25.000 But that's how desperate they are.
00:24:25.000 So that's why I believe those actors are so shitty in that movie.
00:24:29.000 But, uh, what do you think is going to happen to Kyle Rittenhouse?
00:24:33.000 Matty, Glaswegian gangster.
00:24:35.000 I don't think he's going to get charged with intentional homicide.
00:24:40.000 Um, I know they have a first degree reckless endangerment on the thing that carries like a 12 year sentence in Wisconsin from what I understand.
00:24:48.000 Um, it's going to be tough.
00:24:50.000 I mean,
00:24:52.000 Get into your soul.
00:24:54.000 I'm trying to think.
00:24:54.000 The first guy who was the dropkick guy that he was never a witness or anything for the prosecution.
00:25:02.000 We just discovered today he was a serial wife beater.
00:25:05.000 Yeah.
00:25:06.000 Um, he didn't pull his gun.
00:25:08.000 He didn't fire on him.
00:25:08.000 He didn't do that.
00:25:09.000 That was the first time he was knocked to the ground and kicked in the head and that he didn't start firing until like the second and third time that he was knocked to the ground and people were
00:25:21.000 Well, two people pointed guns at him and one guy hit him with a skateboard.
00:25:24.000 So, it kind of shows the strength.
00:25:26.000 Oh, it was two people?
00:25:26.000 I thought the only person who pointed a gun at him was, uh, Gross Gerkowicz.
00:25:31.000 Gage Gerkowicz.
00:25:32.000 Well, didn't someone shoot at him?
00:25:34.000 I can't remember.
00:25:35.000 Well, they said they fired a warning shot or whatever.
00:25:37.000 I mean... Right.
00:25:40.000 So, what do you think is going to happen?
00:25:42.000 Vibe it out.
00:25:43.000 Feel it out, dude.
00:25:45.000 He should walk.
00:25:46.000 It's justifiable.
00:25:48.000 100% justifiable.
00:25:49.000 We're not talking about that.
00:25:50.000 I think he's going to get probably 15 years.
00:25:54.000 What?!
00:25:55.000 Yeah.
00:25:58.000 They're deliberating over every charge right now, going through all the jury instructions, trying to find what they can fucking hang him on.
00:26:05.000 Because...
00:26:07.000 I don't give a fuck what anybody says.
00:26:08.000 There's jury intimidation.
00:26:10.000 The jury's terrified.
00:26:11.000 I'll make you a $20 bet right now that it does not go over three years.
00:26:15.000 Three?
00:26:16.000 Three.
00:26:17.000 Okay.
00:26:19.000 I'll say 15.
00:26:21.000 Okay, let's shake on it.
00:26:22.000 Warren's guy got 42 months, I think.
00:26:25.000 Yeah.
00:26:25.000 Capitol Warren's guy.
00:26:27.000 He got three and a half years.
00:26:28.000 He's already done a year.
00:26:29.000 So it's two and a half years.
00:26:31.000 That is a fucking insane sentence for trespassing.
00:26:35.000 He didn't break any windows.
00:26:37.000 He meandered into the Capitol wearing a silly costume.
00:26:41.000 His crime was really being the most visible guy.
00:26:44.000 Because he had an outfit on.
00:26:45.000 That's really his crime.
00:26:47.000 They're saying, well, he led them all there.
00:26:49.000 Says who?
00:26:51.000 Remember that footage that Tucker showed where he shows up at the Capitol and he's like, Hey, it's my favorite guys.
00:26:57.000 And they go, what's up, dude.
00:26:59.000 And there's some guy bleeding.
00:27:01.000 And he's like, and then a cop goes, you guys, can you guys get out of here?
00:27:06.000 And the bleeding guy goes, we're going to get out.
00:27:08.000 I just want to make sure no one breaks anything.
00:27:10.000 And the cop goes, this is like one of the most respected areas at the Capitol.
00:27:15.000 It's kind of a big deal.
00:27:15.000 You guys are here.
00:27:16.000 If you could really, if you could move, that would be great.
00:27:19.000 They're like, yeah, yeah, we're leaving.
00:27:21.000 We're leaving.
00:27:23.000 Two, three and a half years in prison for that.
00:27:28.000 The fuck?
00:27:29.000 What did the Black Panthers get when they stormed the Capitol with guns and took over the entire building armed militia?
00:27:36.000 I don't think they got anything.
00:27:38.000 They got nothing because they're cool.
00:27:41.000 If the Shaman was cool... He's with Q.
00:27:47.000 Q told him to do it.
00:27:48.000 Yeah.
00:27:49.000 Uh, are you trying to dig up that footage I just mentioned?
00:27:52.000 Ryan?
00:27:53.000 No, I was, I want to put this, I have this ready to go.
00:27:57.000 Can we just say we're starting the show?
00:27:58.000 No.
00:27:59.000 So instead of you doing your job, you're so excited about the one little piece of work you did that you neglected to pull up a very important video piece.
00:28:09.000 Which you're probably not going to find now.
00:28:11.000 Uh, we still have this unturned stone of the original tangent, which is ugly women talking about how much prettier they are than Kyle Rittenhouse's mother.
00:28:23.000 These freaks want to make fun of how Kyle's mom looks.
00:28:26.000 That's rich.
00:28:27.000 Now, Sam Hyde is obviously in the top, right?
00:28:30.000 That doesn't count.
00:28:32.000 But, uh, I'm sorry she's not taking your breath away when you try to fucking murder a child.
00:28:37.000 I find when I try to murder a woman's child, she doesn't look hot.
00:28:42.000 This is like my joke about World War II vets, how none of them are hot.
00:28:45.000 Yeah.
00:28:46.000 112.
00:28:47.000 I don't, I'm not sure if that guy, like that's obviously a joke, but the other guy, look at this.
00:28:50.000 I'll be 65 in February.
00:28:52.000 She must've had a tough life.
00:28:54.000 Yeah.
00:28:54.000 I don't think that's a joke.
00:28:55.000 He's bragging.
00:28:57.000 That's a guy talking about how gorgeous he is.
00:29:00.000 What?
00:29:02.000 And look at this.
00:29:03.000 Wow.
00:29:03.000 Hate ages you quickly.
00:29:05.000 Here's what peace and love looks like at 59.
00:29:09.000 Like these fucking menopausal women and their egos.
00:29:13.000 It's bizarre.
00:29:16.000 Making me feel better about 61.
00:29:18.000 Look how hot I am.
00:29:20.000 You look like shit.
00:29:22.000 Yeah.
00:29:22.000 You look like a fat wrinkly boy.
00:29:26.000 And maybe if you are going to say something like this, shouldn't you have tons of makeup on and like.
00:29:30.000 61 with purple hair.
00:29:32.000 Oh, look at that one.
00:29:33.000 Wait, what does that one on the left say?
00:29:34.000 54 and feeling fine.
00:29:38.000 Good thoughts and kind deeds, baby.
00:29:41.000 So if you have good thoughts and kind deeds, you can be as hot as her.
00:29:44.000 Not like Kyle Rittenhouse's mom, who's totally not hot.
00:29:47.000 I'm in my 70s and I think I look younger than her.
00:29:50.000 No, it's a blurry, shitty photo.
00:29:53.000 And we can see that you're 70 in it.
00:29:56.000 Two years younger.
00:29:58.000 Super yikes.
00:29:58.000 Look how hot I am.
00:30:01.000 What a weird fucking flex, by the way.
00:30:05.000 I'm better looking than his mom.
00:30:08.000 First, I'm better looking than his mom is the flex.
00:30:11.000 And then they want to make it political, so they go... How is that political?
00:30:15.000 Hate aged her.
00:30:16.000 That's stupidity.
00:30:18.000 It's racism and hate made her look old.
00:30:21.000 And I don't have any racism.
00:30:22.000 Hate has no home here.
00:30:24.000 So this is how gorgeous I am.
00:30:27.000 The fuck are you talking about, you losers?
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