Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #125 - THE WEATHER UNDERGROUND 2

00:00:14.000 From New York Money Walk with Gavin McPheny Roof, the haters deep, more than every day.

00:00:25.000 More than people believe everything they say.

00:00:34.000 They don't want justice, they just wanna string you up.

00:00:36.000 White boy, but you wanna fight, boy, spending your life, boy. 0.93

00:00:41.000 I saw the video on Rosenbam saying he wanna cut your heart out, but they left that part out.

00:00:47.000 Gates pulling a pistol, played around and found out.

00:00:51.000 Played around and finally found out.

00:00:53.000 Yo, you play around, you'll find out.

00:00:57.000 They were playing around.

00:01:00.000 That's the Marine rapper.

00:01:01.000 He was part of that Let's Go Brandon number one hit.

00:01:04.000 But he's got a pretty successful red-pilled rap career on his own.

00:01:09.000 That's his newest song, Dear Kyle, about Kyle Rittenhouse and how he was totally railroaded by fake news.

00:01:17.000 And I think I get the vibe that a lot of moderates saw what happened with Kyle and they went, wow, the media is fucking incompetent.

00:01:25.000 I hate Trump.

00:01:26.000 This is not me talking.

00:01:28.000 I hate conservatives and QAnon and they're all nuts.

00:01:32.000 But I have to admit, our side fucked that up pretty bad, which is good for us.

00:01:36.000 Welcome to Get Off My Lawn Live.

00:01:38.000 Maddie Odell joining us here.

00:01:41.000 What's up, everybody?

00:01:42.000 We're all wearing our new shirts that say the bird which is the bald eagle.

00:01:50.000 Now, this has become a slogan of the show.

00:01:53.000 I don't control these things.

00:01:54.000 The baby monsters came up with that on their own.

00:01:57.000 And it's for the 1% of you out there who are not familiar with the joke, Filonius Floyd, George Floyd's brother, yes, that's his actual name, Filonius, playing with the word Phil and not having a dictionary,

00:02:13.000 was told by his race hustling lawyer, Ben Crump, to say, why do we have the bald eagle on an endangered list, but we don't have the black man?

00:02:24.000 Pretty simple concept.

00:02:26.000 And Ben worked hard on that.

00:02:28.000 It's like if the glove doesn't fit, you must quit kind of thing.

00:02:32.000 And it was all ready to go.

00:02:33.000 And then Filonius goes, the bird, which is the bald eagle.

00:02:39.000 Take the bird, which is the bald eagle.

00:02:43.000 And our favorite part of that clip, of course, is watching Ben's little heart.

00:02:47.000 Dies you start over like, oh, fucking.

00:02:50.000 We went through this so many.

00:02:52.000 I want to know more about Ben Crump.

00:02:54.000 Who now wears an eagle?

00:02:56.000 He wears an eagle.

00:02:58.000 Maybe he's such a fucking scam artist, moneyhound, that he's like, hey, that caught on.

00:03:03.000 I don't care if it's making fun of me, what it's doing.

00:03:05.000 It's a thing, and I'm the bald eagle guy.

00:03:07.000 Great.

00:03:09.000 There it is.

00:03:10.000 Does he have an accent?

00:03:11.000 He's so dark that I keep seeing him as like a wai ayugi. 1.00

00:03:16.000 But if he's this established, he did, he did, he does all the major black cases. 0.59

00:03:23.000 Like, I think he's involved in Mokasha.

00:03:26.000 He's involved in everything you've heard of.

00:03:27.000 Breonna Taylor, everyone.

00:03:28.000 He handles them all.

00:03:30.000 He's the new Jimmy Cochrane.

00:03:33.000 But before we start the show, we'd like to thank our sponsors over at Johnny Apple CBD.

00:03:39.000 Wait a minute.

00:03:40.000 Are you sure this is the most recent dad reads, Ryan?

00:03:45.000 It is the one he sent to us today, so yes.

00:03:47.000 But it says 12-16-2020.

00:03:50.000 Might have been the same advertiser, so he said just pump on an old one.

00:03:55.000 From last year?

00:03:57.000 Unless he fucked up the date that bad. 0.72

00:03:59.000 Oh, wait, no, this is 12-2-20-21 for me.

00:04:03.000 Okay, well, I've got some old read there.

00:04:05.000 I've got some old.

00:04:06.000 Oh, no, no.

00:04:06.000 It's...

00:04:07.000 I'm pretty sure we're going to...

00:04:08.000 Okay.

00:04:08.000 What are you saying no, no, no for?

00:04:10.000 But look, it's the same.

00:04:11.000 We're already fucking up to show.

00:04:13.000 People are getting depressed.

00:04:15.000 Can you just show your hairdo to amuse people who are getting annoyed?

00:04:20.000 I want to keep the fun level up.

00:04:22.000 This is Ryan's hair that he cut himself after paying a man $90 to disfigure him.

00:04:29.000 I guess that's not really disfigured.

00:04:32.000 Can we see a profile?

00:04:35.000 Okay, now I'm in a good mood again.

00:04:37.000 No, I think it's Tactical Walls.

00:04:40.000 I don't know why this is on my desk.

00:04:44.000 What do you have?

00:04:44.000 This is from the email today that he sent.

00:04:47.000 And he said he put the date and everything.

00:04:48.000 Does it say live read Johnny Apple CBD, Bubba and Hanks, Christmas giveaways?

00:04:53.000 Yep.

00:04:54.000 Okay.

00:04:56.000 Hey, Chicagoan, who sends us these?

00:04:58.000 You're really fucking up.

00:04:59.000 But the good news is I've noticed Howard Stern has developed a Chicago accent the past couple weeks.

00:05:06.000 His THs are Ds.

00:05:08.000 And he's like, what are those guys doing over there?

00:05:11.000 He used to do an imitation of Scaramucci, and he just sounded like a generic Chicagoite.

00:05:16.000 And now it's his accent.

00:05:17.000 So the good news is you guys have Howard Stern.

00:05:20.000 The bad news is you got the date wrong.

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00:06:18.000 Some people take them to walk around.

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00:06:48.000 Oh, yeah, Ryan was talking about the other day.

00:06:50.000 Didn't you get high off of a non-THC thing?

00:06:54.000 It is, I don't know if it's THC, but it's one molecule off of illegal weed.

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00:07:16.000 The states haven't caught up to it yet.

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00:07:33.000 All right, I think we're ready to start the show.

00:07:35.000 You know how these shows go.

00:07:37.000 They're free to everyone in the world.

00:07:39.000 Hence the sponsors.

00:07:41.000 Until about half past, maybe more.

00:07:44.000 And then we check the mailbag, read some letters, and then we take calls.

00:07:50.000 Ideally, I would do some doodling, and then we would sell those to raise money for Liberty Kinsman.

00:07:55.000 Liberty Kinsman is John Kinsman's black daughter, his baby girl, and she's fatherless now, not because she was abandoned by her dad, but because Cuomo threw him in jail for fighting Antifa.

00:08:09.000 And that is a sin.

00:08:10.000 So Max Hare and John Kinsman are currently serving four years in fucking prison.

00:08:20.000 So I set up a go, send, go.

00:08:24.000 You know what I mean?

00:08:25.000 Give, send, go.

00:08:26.000 Give, send, go.

00:08:27.000 I don't know if it's live yet.

00:08:30.000 Go to give, send, go and see if you can see anything for Liberty Christmas.

00:08:34.000 This was just done like right before we started the show.

00:08:38.000 And Zenoa told me she set it up.

00:08:40.000 But let's get her family a bunch of presents. 0.97

00:08:43.000 Little toy drive.

00:08:45.000 Proud boys are big on toy drives during Christmas.

00:08:48.000 And believe it or not, the media is not clamoring to cover it.

00:08:53.000 That's weird.

00:08:55.000 They have featured zero of the Proud Boy toy drives, and they're all over the country for not just poor kids, but ripped-off kids like to know.

00:09:04.000 Oh, there it is.

00:09:05.000 That's fantastic.

00:09:07.000 Great.

00:09:08.000 Christmas for Liberty, for Liberty.

00:09:12.000 Created by me.

00:09:14.000 Liberty Kinsman's father is serving four years for fighting Antifa.

00:09:17.000 The brawl lasted 17 seconds and had no victims.

00:09:20.000 But John Kinsman is a Trump supporter, and the state used his case to show other patriots what happens when you fight back.

00:09:26.000 Left-wing authoritarianism has left three black kids fatherless for at least three Christmases.

00:09:34.000 This is their second one without dad or a real source of income.

00:09:37.000 So we wanted to show these kids they are not forgotten and people care about them.

00:09:41.000 Please help make this Christmas one to remember by donating money we can use to buy them toys and ensure John's wife doesn't have to worry about anything but loving her beautiful children.

00:09:51.000 And then you see in the picture, there's only two kids because one is inside of a woman. 0.98

00:09:58.000 So what's the URL?

00:09:59.000 Go back.

00:10:01.000 So the URL is givesendgo.com slash Christmas for Liberty.

00:10:08.000 So donate to that right now.

00:10:10.000 Let's see how much we get tonight.

00:10:12.000 We'll check in in two hours.

00:10:15.000 I mean, I think it's normal if you're a blue-collar person and up to put in $100.

00:10:24.000 $10 is the same as the bare minimum.

00:10:27.000 It's like having kids.

00:10:28.000 One is for losers.

00:10:29.000 Two is for fags. 0.97

00:10:31.000 Three is the bare minimum.

00:10:33.000 Five is the ideal.

00:10:36.000 And then eight is very cool.

00:10:39.000 So you have to put in $10.

00:10:41.000 You have to.

00:10:42.000 It'd be cool if you're surrounded by kids, man.

00:10:44.000 You just have kids to your left and kids to your right, man.

00:10:48.000 Oh, you love kids, right, Mr. President?

00:10:50.000 Yeah, man.

00:10:51.000 You got kids in front of you.

00:10:53.000 Come on, buckle. 1.00

00:10:56.000 I don't have any kids in front of me.

00:10:57.000 I've got nothing but TV equipment.

00:10:59.000 Kids to the back.

00:11:01.000 Kids to the side.

00:11:02.000 Put kids on a carousel.

00:11:04.000 Fun ride.

00:11:04.000 Not a ride, man.

00:11:05.000 Whatever, man.

00:11:13.000 Before we started the show, I made it clear to Ryan that he has to buy some wigs.

00:11:18.000 Because seeing President Biden with Dr. Spock's hair is confusing.

00:11:23.000 He looks like President Vulcan.

00:11:25.000 Live long and...

00:11:27.000 You know the thing, man.

00:11:29.000 Live long in...

00:11:30.000 Oh, my.

00:11:32.000 No, that was a different guy, Mr. President.

00:11:36.000 Wait, what's Oh, my?

00:11:37.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:11:39.000 Oh, my.

00:11:40.000 Oh, my.

00:11:40.000 George Takai.

00:11:44.000 I sat at my computer all day and was working on my book quite a bit, but I went off in a deep dive tangent.

00:11:52.000 We discussed it already a couple days ago, but the fucking weather underground.

00:11:57.000 That has to be the next Tucker Carlson presents.

00:12:00.000 Maybe I'll do a whole thing on it.

00:12:02.000 But holy shit.

00:12:07.000 It's totally applicable to today.

00:12:10.000 The Waukesha lunatic was a black militant activist who hated white people.

00:12:19.000 And all of the shit he says about how this is an irreparable, you didn't use these words, racist society and the only hope for the end of colonization.

00:12:31.000 They call, like the verbiage you get from the Black Liberation Army of 1970s and the Weather Underground and these radical communists is the exact same as Antifa and the Goon Squad today.

00:12:45.000 And it is actually kind of the same as the KKK.

00:12:49.000 Like they're pro-segregation.

00:12:51.000 We can never fix racism.

00:12:52.000 It's too entrenched in our society.

00:12:54.000 Blacks need their own homeland. 1.00

00:12:56.000 So in 1981, they robbed a Brinks truck and they got 1.6 million, about the equivalent of 4 million today.

00:13:03.000 And you're reading it going, What were you going to do with that?

00:13:05.000 I guess buying guns would make sense.

00:13:08.000 I'm not advocating that.

00:13:09.000 I'm just saying if you're going to start a revolution, you got to arm the people.

00:13:13.000 But no, it was to procure four or five states.

00:13:19.000 Pull up a map of America, Ryan.

00:13:21.000 Four or five states just above Florida there, and then those would be all black. 1.00

00:13:29.000 In other words, the most retarded idea you could possibly imagine. 1.00

00:13:35.000 Like, what are the fucking logistics here?

00:13:38.000 First of all, even in 1981, you may want to move that decimal place a few notches over from 1.6 million.

00:13:47.000 Like, you could buy a fairly large house in New Orleans.

00:13:54.000 Louisiana is one of their states, by the way.

00:13:56.000 But zoom in into Florida.

00:14:02.000 So their plan, plan, their plan was to get Georgia, Alabama, and Louisiana.

00:14:13.000 Combine those.

00:14:15.000 Those are a black country.

00:14:17.000 Okay?

00:14:19.000 So you don't think the National Guard's going to have a problem with that?

00:14:23.000 What about the fucking residents of this state?

00:14:26.000 Do they leave?

00:14:29.000 What about the black Republicans in this state?

00:14:32.000 Do they have to go?

00:14:33.000 What about the white revolutionaries?

00:14:36.000 I don't think they're invited.

00:14:37.000 That's the irony of this Bill Ayers and all this weather underground.

00:14:41.000 50% of their motive was the Vietnam War, and I guess that's noble. 1.00

00:14:45.000 It was a fucked up war.

00:14:46.000 And then the other 50% is kissing black ass. 1.00

00:14:50.000 And I don't think they're invited to this new Liberia, which is weird.

00:14:56.000 And the more you read about these people, they're all, just like Antifa today.

00:15:01.000 They're all rich kids.

00:15:03.000 Their dads are judges.

00:15:04.000 Bill Ayers' father was a massive executive at ComEd, which is like Con Ed, but it was the Illinois version.

00:15:16.000 All these women, what's her name? 1.00

00:15:17.000 Janice Bowden, who is Cheza Bowden's mother.

00:15:24.000 Her dad was a famous lawyer.

00:15:26.000 Lots of lawyers and executives who I think got into left-wing politics as sort of a fashion accoutrement.

00:15:34.000 It was sort of the thing to do.

00:15:36.000 It made you the unusual of the rich group.

00:15:38.000 But then they brainwashed their kids, their boomer kids, and their boomer kids, who they ignored for the most part, said, okay, I'm going to impress my daddy, who was never around.

00:15:48.000 He's a workaholic.

00:15:49.000 And he's part of the greatest generation.

00:15:51.000 We're baby boomers.

00:15:51.000 We're spoiled brats.

00:15:52.000 So what I'm going to do is give myself some grit, give myself some edge.

00:15:57.000 And then I might not get the love of my father, but I'll get the attention of my father.

00:16:01.000 Sound familiar?

00:16:02.000 It's Antifa in a nutshell.

00:16:04.000 So while we bitch about Antifa and you go, why are you mad at a bunch of mentally ill, trans meth heads? 1.00

00:16:11.000 I go, because just like the mythical systemic racism, they are actually part of the system.

00:16:20.000 And today, Bill Ayers and the Weather Underground are major parts of the system.

00:16:28.000 Bill Ayers helped start this whole, well, first of all, he raised Cheza Bowden, who is the DF of San Francisco.

00:16:35.000 And he's behind this whole concept of progressive prosecutors.

00:16:39.000 And what they do is they have nothing to do with justice.

00:16:42.000 They're not about smart stuff.

00:16:44.000 They call it carcerial.

00:16:47.000 They're anti-carcerial, which means they're anti-incarceration.

00:16:50.000 They're not about smart stuff with that.

00:16:52.000 Like, let's stop throwing people in jail for guns.

00:16:55.000 Just gun charges are dumb.

00:16:56.000 Let's stop throwing people in jail for drugs.

00:16:58.000 Drug charges are dumb.

00:16:59.000 If we have an armed populace, we don't need to worry about what all these other people do.

00:17:04.000 And when we legalize drugs, we take away the value that the bloods and the crypts and all these gangs are fighting for.

00:17:10.000 So we can drastically reduce crime by giving everyone a gun and making drugs legal, which is what Prowlboy's been talking about forever.

00:17:17.000 They're not about that.

00:17:18.000 They just go, there's too many blacks in jail, so let the blacks out. 1.00

00:17:22.000 And you go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.

00:17:24.000 What did said black person do? 0.94

00:17:28.000 And in the case of the Waukesha accident, as CNN calls it, that black person was a homicidal maniac who had beaten the shit out of his girlfriend and run over her with that same red SUV.

00:17:42.000 And the, what is it, Wisconsin, Milwaukee, whatever prosecutor, who's bros with Cheza, said, let him go.

00:17:51.000 He also said, I know this policy of letting people go is going to lead to a murder.

00:17:56.000 Guaranteed, was his exact quote.

00:17:58.000 But he still stands behind it.

00:17:59.000 But it's worth it.

00:18:00.000 It's worth it to get racial parity in prison. 1.00

00:18:03.000 What?

00:18:04.000 Do you want racial parity in the NBA?

00:18:06.000 Why is that your obsession?

00:18:07.000 That's a racist obsession.

00:18:09.000 It's anti-egalitarian. 0.63

00:18:10.000 It's anti-meritocracy.

00:18:13.000 We don't want stupid people in jail for stupid crimes, but we want them in jail for rape and murder and attempted murder.

00:18:20.000 All the bad ones.

00:18:21.000 Pedophilia.

00:18:22.000 Throw away the key.

00:18:24.000 That fucker, okay, guess how old he was when the 1981 Brinks truck robbery happened.

00:18:30.000 He was 14 months.

00:18:34.000 They gave him to his grandparents and said, we got to go do something.

00:18:36.000 What did they have to do?

00:18:37.000 They had to rob a truck to get $1.6 million to give to the Black Liberation Army so they could have those four states.

00:18:43.000 I just showed you, those three states, whatever.

00:18:45.000 And then he was raised by Bill Ayers.

00:18:49.000 Dude, I swear to God, I went on Amazon today and I bought red yarn.

00:18:53.000 I'm making a mural with all the pins and the things like the beautiful mind thinks.

00:18:59.000 Don't you need a little bit of intricacy to warrant one of those?

00:19:02.000 It's a direct correlation between these people.

00:19:05.000 No, no, the intricacy is insane, though.

00:19:07.000 Like Tupac Shakir's stepdad was at the 1981 Brinks Robbery.

00:19:12.000 Yeah.

00:19:13.000 Oh, shit.

00:19:14.000 Mohida Shakir.

00:19:16.000 They all have names like James Donegan or something, but all the Black Liberation Army had, they made up those names. 0.67

00:19:22.000 Like Shakir is a made-up fucking African name.

00:19:24.000 But the ruthlessness of these robberies, like they go up to a black Cop, and they just, he's like, oh, he's injured.

00:19:33.000 I should go pull up my files to see his name.

00:19:36.000 I feel like I'm desecrating his memory by not writing down his name.

00:19:39.000 But they fucking unload a whole clip in his face as he's lying there on the ground.

00:19:47.000 This is a rich white liberal left-wing activist murdering the living shit out of a black cop on behalf of Negroes in the Black Liberation Army. 0.96

00:20:02.000 What?

00:20:03.000 What?

00:20:04.000 It's sort of like all these pro-choice people who want to, I mean, sorry, yeah, these pro-choice people who want blacks to keep aborting their babies.

00:20:15.000 So they killed two cops and a security guard in that robbery.

00:20:19.000 In 1981?

00:20:20.000 1981.

00:20:21.000 They ended up in NYAC.

00:20:24.000 The two cops were killed in NYAC.

00:20:25.000 And then, speaking of red yarn, Andrew Cuomo pardoned the two people who were serving jail.

00:20:33.000 Chez's parents, they both got life.

00:20:37.000 Chez's mother got Cuomo pardoned her in 2019, I think.

00:20:43.000 Or maybe it was someone else involved.

00:20:45.000 And then the dad, who had 75 years for murdering cops, he got out last year after whatever he did, 40 years.

00:20:54.000 The post office in Nyack is named after the two cops who were killed by the Weather Underground.

00:21:01.000 The Andrew Cuomo Bridge ends in Nyack.

00:21:04.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:21:06.000 The audacity.

00:21:08.000 Like, Nyack was rocked.

00:21:09.000 They've never seen anything like that before.

00:21:11.000 No, it's a small.

00:21:12.000 And there's robbing a bank.

00:21:14.000 I'm obviously against all major robberies, but like there's robbing a bank.

00:21:18.000 Like, get me out of your money, you bum.

00:21:20.000 Oh, they dressed up in blackface, too, to throw everyone off. 1.00

00:21:24.000 And when she was in the U-Haul in the escape truck, Janice, what's her name?

00:21:28.000 I forget their fucking names.

00:21:30.000 She said, hey, I'm just a lady. 1.00

00:21:32.000 Put the guns down.

00:21:33.000 You're scaring me.

00:21:34.000 And the cop's like, yeah, you're right.

00:21:35.000 We're being kind of over the top.

00:21:37.000 Put the guns down.

00:21:38.000 They all jump out of the back.

00:21:39.000 They got AKs, shotguns.

00:21:42.000 Just murder the cops.

00:21:44.000 So they took advantage of blacks by dressing in blackface for the robbery. 0.87

00:21:48.000 And then they take advantage of our latent respect for women by saying, I'm just a lady.

00:21:52.000 Put down your guns.

00:21:53.000 And that was the weirdest thing about the whole robbery.

00:21:55.000 There was no like, yeah, they're there.

00:21:57.000 There was no like, give me your money, you bomb.

00:22:00.000 And then running away.

00:22:01.000 It was like right out of the gates.

00:22:05.000 Just like the Briggs truck looked like Swiss cheese.

00:22:08.000 Just laced.

00:22:11.000 Those are the two guys that the post office is named after.

00:22:14.000 And what does PTL mean again?

00:22:16.000 Patrolman.

00:22:17.000 Patrolman Waverly Brown.

00:22:18.000 That's the one that these rich fucking college spoiled brat Bill Ayers just sat and just unloaded a clip right into his fucking face as he died. 1.00

00:22:29.000 And they're glorified.

00:22:32.000 There's a fucking Robert Redford movie about how cool they are where Robert Redford plays Bill Ayers and Susan Sarandon plays the cunt I was just talking about. 0.96

00:22:43.000 And in the trailer, pull up the trailer.

00:22:45.000 Look up Robert Redford Weather Underground.

00:22:48.000 It's called like a time in a place or they won't find you.

00:22:54.000 They're portrayed as like these people who just wanted good.

00:22:57.000 Sure, there was some accidents.

00:23:00.000 What?

00:23:00.000 Shooting a fucking black cop in the face 10 times is an accident?

00:23:04.000 And Susan Durand, Susan Sarandon in the trailer, she goes, we weren't perfect, but we were right.

00:23:12.000 You were right to rob a Brinks truck to build a black homeland. 1.00

00:23:18.000 There's already a black homeland, by the way.

00:23:20.000 It's called Liberia.

00:23:22.000 Everyone can go there if they're so into fucking their own. 0.82

00:23:25.000 I don't know what happens to everyone in Louisiana and Georgia.

00:23:28.000 They all got to pack their bags.

00:23:30.000 Sorry, imminent domain.

00:23:31.000 Bye.

00:23:36.000 Look at this.

00:23:36.000 This is how they're portrayed.

00:23:38.000 They were radical anti-war protesters.

00:23:41.000 That's all.

00:23:50.000 Some were sent to prison just for being against the war.

00:23:54.000 By the way, sorry, stop, stop, stop.

00:23:56.000 The 1981 brink robbery was just one.

00:23:59.000 Bill Ayers bombed the Pentagon.

00:24:01.000 He bombed the Capitol building.

00:24:03.000 You know the one that everyone's in the shoe for right now?

00:24:06.000 He bombed that.

00:24:09.000 And in Greenwich, Dustin Hoffman was their neighbor.

00:24:12.000 Greenwich Village here in New York City, they killed each other accidentally while they were building a bomb in the basement.

00:24:19.000 Destroyed the whole building.

00:24:21.000 So just like Antifa ends up killing Antifa members, the Weather Underground were their own worst enemy.

00:24:26.000 Just like Muslims in Pakistan, no one kills more Muslims than Muslims.

00:24:31.000 But Bill Ayers got away with it because he the FBI fucked up and Bill Ayers is fucking rich.

00:24:39.000 And his executive dad got him the greatest lawyers on earth and they threw away the whole case.

00:24:44.000 Even though Bill Ayers was the brains behind this whole operation and they had an FBI agent that was in there and this is back when FBI agents did their jobs and didn't create conspiracies and war plots out of thin air.

00:24:56.000 And he said they would sit around and go, okay, after the revolution comes, we'll obviously everyone will have to be a communist.

00:25:03.000 And then he goes, the agent goes, what about the ones who don't agree with that?

00:25:07.000 And Bill Ayers says, well, we'll send them to re-education camp.

00:25:12.000 And he goes, what about your enemies?

00:25:14.000 He goes, oh, we'll kill them.

00:25:15.000 But how many, there's going to be a lot of them, like maybe 25 million.

00:25:19.000 And he goes, yeah.

00:25:21.000 And then they start sitting around discussing the logistics of mass graves and how to dispose of 25 million people.

00:25:26.000 That's where all of these radical leftists end up with genocide.

00:25:32.000 This is the guy who started Obama's career.

00:25:35.000 Obama started his career in Bill Ayers' living room.

00:25:37.000 This is the guy who helped shape the way we do education in this country.

00:25:41.000 Bill Ayers is behind all of this putrefaction of kindergarten and all this trans shit and Drag Queen Story Hour and all this shit. 1.00

00:25:50.000 And ideally, best case scenario, he's trying to brainwash the kids because that's the best way to make a communist country is to start young, like Joe Campbell's cigarettes and McDonald's and Cheerios. 0.77

00:26:00.000 You get the kids young.

00:26:01.000 That's the best case scenario.

00:26:02.000 There's also a possibility that he's a groomer and a fucking pedophile.

00:26:06.000 I don't know.

00:26:07.000 I hope that's not the case.

00:26:09.000 But I do think it's weird when a massive backbone of your political agenda is getting in kids' heads.

00:26:19.000 50 years later, they still question what did they do and what did they want?

00:26:24.000 But after January 6th, the day of, they were like, well, they want to execute Pence.

00:26:28.000 We know what they wanted to do.

00:26:30.000 Yeah, a joke guillotine means people got to go to jail for 20 years.

00:26:35.000 But actual murders, there was another guy, a brake security guy there.

00:26:41.000 They shot him in the shoulder so close, his arm fell off.

00:26:45.000 But they put it back on.

00:26:47.000 And you're not going to believe this.

00:26:49.000 You ready for this shit?

00:26:51.000 He goes back to work.

00:26:53.000 And guess how he dies?

00:26:56.000 September 11th.

00:26:57.000 He was in the basement of the World Trade Center delivering shit.

00:27:01.000 So he doesn't get killed by our domestic terrorists, but then he gets killed by jihadists.

00:27:07.000 What the fuck?

00:27:08.000 Insane.

00:27:11.000 And it's all, that's the Greenwich building that blew up when they were making bombs. 0.88

00:27:16.000 And then Susan, I think her name is Rosenberg.

00:27:18.000 Susan Rosenberg.

00:27:21.000 She gets out.

00:27:22.000 I think Cuomo Mia pardoned her too.

00:27:24.000 He loved pardoning the Weather Underground.

00:27:26.000 He did two or three of them.

00:27:29.000 That's Bill.

00:27:32.000 She gets out and becomes the head of BLM's fundraising, wherein she raises millions for the DNC.

00:27:39.000 Like, if you said the N-word in a private conversation in the 80s, then your son can't be in NASCAR, right?

00:27:47.000 Remember that guy?

00:27:48.000 But if you tried to take over America, murdered people, blew yourself up, had plans for genocide, blew up the Pent, detonated bomb at the Pentagon, the Capitol, you're a professor at Columbia.

00:28:05.000 They're all professors.

00:28:07.000 He had a whole tenured career at Columbia teaching early childhood education.

00:28:12.000 And then Rosenberg gets out and she starts raising money for BLM.

00:28:15.000 She raises millions.

00:28:17.000 And what's BLM's agenda?

00:28:19.000 The same as Bill Ayers.

00:28:21.000 Dismantle the nuclear family. 0.54

00:28:23.000 They talked about that all the time in the late 60s, early 70s.

00:28:29.000 That's right, don't move, hands in the air.

00:28:31.000 You are under arrest for the murder of Hugh Cross.

00:28:33.000 Okay, stop.

00:28:34.000 So that's Cheza Bowden's mother.

00:28:37.000 She went on the lamb because she was involved in the bomb building that blew up in Greenwich.

00:28:42.000 She went on the lamb for 10 years.

00:28:45.000 That's right, don't move, hands in the air.

00:28:47.000 You are under arrest for the murder of Hugh Cross.

00:28:49.000 Just stop, stop.

00:28:50.000 They were building a bomb.

00:28:51.000 By the way, the bomb that blew up in Greenwich, there was a policeman's ball, like a dance that these cops were all having with their wives.

00:28:58.000 Private affair.

00:29:00.000 That's what they were going to fucking blow up.

00:29:03.000 And the bomb blew them up.

00:29:05.000 This is the hero of the movie.

00:29:08.000 She couldn't wait to blow up, which is the same as Willem Van Spronsen, who went to that ICE facility and was going to blow up everyone there with propane tanks, which fake news and Antifa have morphed into.

00:29:20.000 He just wanted to slash some tires.

00:29:22.000 Yeah, with several propane tanks.

00:29:24.000 That's how you slash tires. 0.97

00:29:27.000 They have like a Manson family vibe.

00:29:30.000 So this is the DA of San Francisco's mother did that.

00:29:34.000 That's why his last name...

00:29:36.000 Oh, no, sorry, his last name is his mother's name, Bowden.

00:29:38.000 Yeah.

00:29:45.000 That's Gil Air, Robert Redford the Hunt.

00:29:51.000 Oh, if I'm not here, they can't farm me.

00:29:53.000 Stop.

00:29:54.000 It claimed the life of a guard, it blew off the armor of another guard, and it killed two cops.

00:29:58.000 And it wasn't like the bank robber you just saw.

00:30:00.000 They got them in the parking lot and opened fire like lunatics the second they arrived.

00:30:13.000 They make him a single dad with a heart of gold.

00:30:16.000 I'm not sure she ever wants to speak to me again.

00:30:18.000 Give me something and you can keep your job.

00:30:20.000 What's wrong?

00:30:21.000 You look weird.

00:30:22.000 I'm fine, honey.

00:30:24.000 I just got Obama elected.

00:30:27.000 Can I just see the case file?

00:30:28.000 Brol Time says.

00:30:29.000 You think because we hooked up in college, I'm going to give you access to FBI wiretaps?

00:30:32.000 Wiretaps?

00:30:34.000 This is how all these dunces at HuffPo and Wapo and Daily Beast see themselves as they follow the proud boys around.

00:30:43.000 Mr. Grant, I'm just trying to put the pieces together.

00:30:45.000 I don't have time to discuss man's history.

00:30:49.000 Nothing.

00:30:49.000 Man doesn't exist before 1979.

00:30:52.000 We all died.

00:30:54.000 Some of us came back.

00:30:55.000 We're not going to school.

00:30:56.000 We're going to go on a little trip.

00:30:57.000 I think he knows how to run, which means he has an advantage.

00:30:59.000 That's the DA.

00:31:00.000 And by the way, San Francisco is a fucking disgusting shithole because of some rich white liberals' pie-in-the-sky view of racial equality and how everyone's the same.

00:31:16.000 I guess in a sense, the little girl in this movie is Cheza.

00:31:19.000 What kind of fucking name is Cheza anyway? 1.00

00:31:22.000 There we go.

00:31:23.000 Sorry, go back.

00:31:26.000 Hold on, hold on, hold on.

00:31:28.000 I gotta get this sheep.

00:31:30.000 Keep playing the trailer.

00:31:34.000 Kids our age are being murdered by our government.

00:31:37.000 We made mistakes, but we were right.

00:31:39.000 We're bringing these people down, and I hope I don't find you in my way.

00:31:44.000 What are you gonna do?

00:31:45.000 My job.

00:31:46.000 FBI was my partner.

00:31:48.000 They're pissed because I'm doing a job better than they are.

00:31:50.000 You're about to do it.

00:31:51.000 All right, so stop.

00:31:52.000 So Chez Bowdoin, Bowden, is the DA of San Francisco.

00:31:57.000 He's why that city is a fucking shithole, right?

00:32:00.000 He's behind the progressive prosecutor movement that led to the bloodshed in Waukesha.

00:32:08.000 In that movie, you're looking at Cheza Bowdoin's parents, Bill Ayers, played by Robert Redford, and Bernadine Dorn, who raised Chez.

00:32:17.000 Chessa is Susan Sarandon.

00:32:20.000 And she just said, we made a couple mistakes, but we want to stop the war. 0.88

00:32:24.000 Fuck the war.

00:32:26.000 Anti-Vietnam was really their focus before they were the weather underground.

00:32:30.000 They were called like the students for social change or some bullshit students for democracy.

00:32:35.000 That's when they were into the Vietnam War.

00:32:37.000 And yes, it is noble to be against the Vietnam War. 0.84

00:32:40.000 But after that, when you get into 1981, they're not concerned with the Vietnam War for some strange reason.

00:32:48.000 They're concerned with genocide, communism, destroying America and rebuilding it from the ground up. 0.51

00:32:56.000 And that involves education camps, genocide.

00:32:58.000 Bill Ayers talked about it all the time.

00:33:00.000 He was the brains of the operation.

00:33:02.000 And he raised from birth Cheze Bowden because his parents were robbing a Brinks truck and killing people 14 months after he was born in 1981. 0.93

00:33:14.000 And that's David Gilbert and Kathy Bowden.

00:33:18.000 Bowden, Bowden.

00:33:20.000 Bill Ayers is why we have Barack Obama.

00:33:23.000 He's also why we have this corruption in our early education.

00:33:27.000 And Cuomo commuted David Gilbert, Chesa Bowden's dad, and Judith Clark, one of the more brutal murderers.

00:33:36.000 And it was Susan Rosenberg.

00:33:38.000 I know I sound like Alex Jones here, but this is all, I mean, just read the Wikipedia for fucking Weather Underground.

00:33:46.000 And it's super lefty, but they still get the truth out.

00:33:48.000 This all goes back to that brilliant article Miranda Devine wrote last week that we already talked about, but it's just so perfect.

00:33:54.000 And it's such a great jumping off point to all of this red yarn lunacy. 0.98

00:33:58.000 Look that up.

00:33:59.000 Look up Miranda Devine Weather Underground. 1.00

00:34:01.000 It's in the New York Post.

00:34:04.000 They're all related.

00:34:09.000 So this movie, and this movie's relevant because this is what the news frames it.

00:34:14.000 This is everyone who reports on the Weather Underground and progressive prosecutors.

00:34:19.000 This is how they all frame it.

00:34:21.000 And the framing is, hey man, it's just some hippies that were anti-war.

00:34:25.000 No, it's some commies with daddy issues who wanted to destroy America in the name of fighting racism. 0.99

00:34:32.000 Bill Ayers still talks about how horrible and racist America is.

00:34:36.000 It's still his fucking agenda.

00:34:37.000 They're still going strong, these fucking lunatics.

00:34:42.000 No, Miranda Devine, did you look up Weather Underground next to her name?

00:34:45.000 Yep.

00:34:48.000 Really?

00:34:51.000 Liberal media ignores...

00:34:53.000 No, no, no.

00:34:56.000 Now we gotta go back here.

00:35:01.000 Written house.

00:35:04.000 See, I hate sometimes the newspaper will have a different headline.

00:35:07.000 Wait, now we're in October?

00:35:08.000 So maybe they changed the headline?

00:35:10.000 Maybe.

00:35:11.000 That's stupid.

00:35:14.000 What's it called?

00:35:15.000 And it linked the prosecutor to the Weather Underground, right?

00:35:19.000 Yeah.

00:35:22.000 There we go.

00:35:24.000 Son of Kathy Bowden, David Gilbert.

00:35:26.000 Yeah.

00:35:26.000 That's weird.

00:35:27.000 They changed the header?

00:35:28.000 Hmm.

00:35:28.000 What the fuck are you doing here?

00:35:31.000 Maybe I'm...

00:35:31.000 That's a right-wing, I mean, a left-wing thing to do.

00:35:36.000 Let me see if I got it here.

00:35:38.000 Yeah, yeah, that's it.

00:35:38.000 Liberal media ignores Christmas parade.

00:35:41.000 Hmm.

00:35:41.000 Maybe I'm wrong about the headline.

00:35:44.000 But yeah, that sums up all this stuff.

00:35:45.000 It's a great jumping off point.

00:35:47.000 And it just shows you how radical leftists are portrayed as groovy hippies.

00:35:51.000 They're just trying to stop racism.

00:35:52.000 Racism is not a thing.

00:35:54.000 White supremacy is not a thing.

00:35:56.000 It kills less people a year than spider bites and snakes.

00:36:00.000 White supremacy kills about two or three people a year.

00:36:03.000 Snakes is 11.

00:36:05.000 Spiders is six.

00:36:06.000 That's the realm we're in.

00:36:09.000 Radical leftism, on the other hand, is electing presidents, is leading to the murder of six people, one little kid, one little girl's fighting for her life right now.

00:36:21.000 And we've got Robert Redford glorifying it all, saying, hey man, they're just groovy.

00:36:27.000 It's all fucking lies.

00:36:28.000 And I honestly believe that the Kyle Rittenhouse thing, obviously it's not going to wake up the incurious.

00:36:34.000 They don't give a shit.

00:36:35.000 But I believe that moderates and slightly leftist center people see the bullshit that the Kyle Rittenhouse trial was, especially if they actually watch any of the trial.

00:36:45.000 And they're going, maybe a lot of this is bullshit.

00:36:50.000 Maybe this looming threat of white supremacy isn't everything they're saying it is.

00:36:55.000 And maybe there's another threat out there.

00:36:57.000 Maybe McCarthyism wasn't so nuts.

00:37:00.000 Dude, those guys are sharp as nails up there.

00:37:01.000 You can't put anything past them.

00:37:03.000 Oh my God, dude, I'm freaking out.

00:37:05.000 I am so stressed out.

00:37:06.000 I feel like I'm having a panic attack.

00:37:07.000 You want to talk about stress?

00:37:08.000 You want to talk about stress?

00:37:09.000 Okay?

00:37:09.000 I stumbled onto a major company conspiracy, Mac.

00:37:12.000 How about that?

00:37:12.000 It's me today.

00:37:13.000 Yes.

00:37:13.000 What are you talking about?

00:37:14.000 This company is being bled like a stupid piggy mac, and I got a paper trail to prove it. 0.82

00:37:18.000 Check this out.

00:37:23.000 There is the mail.

00:37:24.000 Let me talk about the mail.

00:37:25.000 Can we talk about the mail?

00:37:25.000 Please, Mac.

00:37:26.000 Can we talk about the mail for you all day, okay?

00:37:28.000 Pepe Sylvia, this nigga keeps coming up over and over again every day. 1.00

00:37:31.000 Pepe's milk.

00:37:32.000 Belarus.

00:37:32.000 Bill Lyris.

00:37:33.000 Every day.

00:37:33.000 Let me go grab my computer.

00:37:36.000 So I said to myself, I gotta find this guy.

00:37:38.000 I gotta go up to his office.

00:37:39.000 I gotta put his mail in the guy's goddamn hands.

00:37:41.000 Otherwise, he's never gonna get it.

00:37:42.000 He's gonna keep up.

00:37:43.000 Just to be clear here, my final word on this.

00:37:46.000 The prosecutor who allowed Darren Brooks to go free after he ran over his girlfriend, Darren Brooks ran over his own girlfriend and ended up running over all these people is friends with Chessa Bowden, who is literally the son of the Weather Underground.

00:38:03.000 Birthed by two of them, raised by two others.

00:38:09.000 They're friends.

00:38:10.000 It's the same group.

00:38:13.000 So we are reliving the late 60s, 1981, the bombings, all of that crazy shit.

00:38:21.000 And when you listen to the verbiage of the Weather Underground about racist America needs to pay for its sins, needs to blow up, we need to kill people, they won't pay attention until they see blood on the streets, all of that crazy black liberation army stuff that Tupac Shakira's stepfather was saying is exactly the same shit as Darren Brooks was saying on social media before he ran over those dancing grannies. 0.93

00:38:47.000 That's my point in a nutshell.

00:38:51.000 And I hope I got a big thing of red yarn.

00:38:54.000 $7.84.

00:38:56.000 I hope it's enough.

00:39:01.000 Bubba and Hanks.

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00:39:06.000 Stay tuned.

00:39:07.000 This is Proud Wagyou Beef for Proud People. 0.64

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00:39:13.000 Promo code Gavin.

00:39:15.000 Bubba and Hanks founders have been dealing with some rough illnesses recently.

00:39:21.000 I don't know if he's okay, actually.

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00:39:25.000 How's Bubba doing?

00:39:27.000 You know, he's still fighting, but not good.

00:39:30.000 I don't think you know.

00:39:31.000 No, I do.

00:39:32.000 I heard, I got a call from our guy today.

00:39:34.000 Oh, really?

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00:39:37.000 So you use promo code Gavin15.

00:39:40.000 You get, I guess, 15% off.

00:39:43.000 We've had them.

00:39:44.000 Maddie's had them.

00:39:44.000 Yep.

00:39:45.000 Maddie's, I think, tried everything on their menu.

00:39:47.000 Everything that they sent, yeah.

00:39:48.000 Absolutely.

00:39:49.000 So what have you tried?

00:39:50.000 I've had Asapuco.

00:39:52.000 I've had, if you go back to that main page, Ryan.

00:39:56.000 Nope.

00:39:57.000 The first one.

00:39:59.000 Like those big cuts right there.

00:40:01.000 Scroll down.

00:40:03.000 Up, up.

00:40:05.000 All those right there.

00:40:06.000 Oh, shit.

00:40:06.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:40:07.000 These are the actual pictures of the ones that you've tried.

00:40:09.000 Oh, yeah.

00:40:10.000 I've had almost every one of those pictures.

00:40:12.000 And do you do that thing where you, this is how I like to do it?

00:40:14.000 I like to get, well, you cook it in your kitchen, right?

00:40:16.000 Are we still going to do that show Maddie's Kitchen?

00:40:18.000 Yeah.

00:40:18.000 Ooh, that'd be dope.

00:40:19.000 I like to get the barbecue up to 1 million degrees until the whole porch is glowing red.

00:40:26.000 Then with an oven mitt on, I open it up, I turn into the guy from Loot Raiders of the Lost Ark with the melting face, throw it in there, close it.

00:40:36.000 It starts dripping all kinds of fat and stuff.

00:40:39.000 That starts a fire that starts burning the outside.

00:40:42.000 Go in there, flip them, cover them with butter.

00:40:44.000 That makes more stuff, more fire, until they're just charred garbage on the outside.

00:40:49.000 Oh, yeah.

00:40:49.000 I get a good sear, yeah.

00:40:50.000 And then red on the inside.

00:40:52.000 Oh, yeah.

00:40:53.000 I like mine medium rare.

00:40:56.000 Yeah.

00:40:56.000 So I like mine.

00:40:58.000 You know why you like them medium rare?

00:41:00.000 Tastes better.

00:41:01.000 Because you're upper class.

00:41:03.000 Oh.

00:41:03.000 You're a snob.

00:41:04.000 Yeah.

00:41:05.000 Yeah.

00:41:05.000 You come from the elites.

00:41:07.000 There you go.

00:41:08.000 Us elites, we like to murder, brink security guards and cops, give money to mentally ill black revolutionaries. 0.98

00:41:17.000 To buy four states with $1 million.

00:41:21.000 You couldn't buy four houses with $1 million.

00:41:23.000 The Louisiana purchase, I mean, I know that was more than Louisiana, but there was really just Louisiana at the time.

00:41:29.000 That was $15 million back in fucking, I don't know.

00:41:33.000 Yeah.

00:41:34.000 When was the Louisiana purchase?

00:41:36.000 Hey, computer, when was the Louisiana purchase?

00:41:41.000 April 30th, 1803.

00:41:43.000 1803, $15 million bought you a Louisiana.

00:41:47.000 $1.6 million?

00:41:50.000 Fairly nice, quaint little house in the French district.

00:41:53.000 Maybe.

00:41:57.000 Like, they obviously don't have a plan.

00:42:00.000 It's obviously just fashion.

00:42:02.000 If you're sitting around talking about killing 26 million people and where are you going to put the bodies and you want to buy four states, you're not a rational human being.

00:42:09.000 This is all fashion.

00:42:10.000 Like, you might as well be at some gay nightclub in Manhattan talking about like, oh my God, when there's like a fashion revolution, you guys, we're going to kill everyone who wears Birkenstocks and fucking, I'm going to be like president. 0.74

00:42:23.000 We should get like our own states, you guys.

00:42:26.000 I mean, to try to kill 25 million people, that's kind of, how many people in the weather underground?

00:42:34.000 Well, we just saw most of them.

00:42:35.000 I think it's like three dozen, yeah.

00:42:38.000 What are we going to do against 25 million people?

00:42:41.000 Who don't want to leave?

00:42:42.000 That's just.

00:42:43.000 Who do we have here?

00:42:45.000 No, I just heard you talking about gay things.

00:42:48.000 Oh, Chadwick Moore.

00:42:49.000 Wow.

00:42:49.000 Welcome to the show.

00:42:50.000 Yeah, hi.

00:42:50.000 I thought you were mad at me for shutting down the news portion of the show.

00:42:53.000 No, I mean, I was a little bitter about it, of course, but Chadwick, it wasn't financially viable.

00:43:00.000 I said, I'll spend like 60K a year.

00:43:02.000 I'll spend 60K a year on a news portion of the show, the website, sorry.

00:43:07.000 If it leads to more subs, more than 60K of subs, we'll keep doing it.

00:43:13.000 It didn't lead to that.

00:43:14.000 If it makes dollars, it makes sense.

00:43:16.000 If it doesn't make dollars, it doesn't make sense.

00:43:18.000 Yeah, no hard feelings.

00:43:20.000 That's when I was busy.

00:43:20.000 But you don't return my calls anymore.

00:43:22.000 Well, I'm busy.

00:43:24.000 But that's when I was gay, like Milo now.

00:43:26.000 I'm straight, so that's exciting.

00:43:30.000 But aren't you like the head of the gay Republicans, log house Republicans in the log cabin? 0.99

00:43:35.000 Not anymore.

00:43:36.000 No.

00:43:37.000 Log house Republicans?

00:43:39.000 Yeah.

00:43:40.000 It's when you make a house out of shit.

00:43:46.000 I think, is Milo still at True News?

00:43:48.000 I think he might be gone from there.

00:43:50.000 Maybe.

00:43:50.000 I don't know.

00:43:51.000 I saw him selling Mother Mary's.

00:43:53.000 Yeah.

00:43:54.000 I don't know.

00:43:55.000 There was a lot of ridicule about that.

00:43:56.000 I didn't mind that.

00:43:57.000 No.

00:43:57.000 What's the matter with selling some statues?

00:43:59.000 There's literally nothing wrong with selling statues, especially the brand new.

00:44:02.000 I mean, this just came in, and the finish on it is, I don't want to say it's perfect, but it's close to perfect.

00:44:10.000 And when you press the button, this is Mr. Rogers.

00:44:14.000 Thank you.

00:44:15.000 Two of the best words we can ever learn.

00:44:18.000 So if you're feeling down, you press the button, and these are going for $12.99.

00:44:22.000 If you call now, you'll get two, and then you'll also get a little booklet.

00:44:27.000 I love this.

00:44:28.000 This is so good.

00:44:29.000 It's a booklet with little inspirational quotes.

00:44:34.000 I heard Stern was talking about Gene Simmons.

00:44:36.000 Gene Simmons said, on the Kiss Cruise, you have to get vaccinated.

00:44:39.000 And fuck you if you don't get vaccinated because you're killing people. 0.94

00:44:42.000 Which is like still going on.

00:44:45.000 If you're vaccinated, it allegedly prevents you from being hospitalized.

00:44:51.000 You can still transmit the disease.

00:44:52.000 In other words, not getting vaccinated only hurts you.

00:44:56.000 In other words, it's nobody's fucking business if you get vaccinated or not.

00:45:01.000 So shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:45:02.000 You can still transmit it just as easily.

00:45:04.000 Still getting transmitted everywhere.

00:45:06.000 Well, supposedly all the people who have this Omicron in the United States, they're all vaccinated.

00:45:11.000 Fully vaccinated.

00:45:13.000 I mean, you could argue it's selfish to get vaccinated because you're only worried about yourself and you being hospitalized.

00:45:23.000 I just love how the country has just abandoned HIPAA laws.

00:45:27.000 Yeah.

00:45:29.000 Nobody has the right to ask you about your medical history.

00:45:32.000 Have you been vaccinated?

00:45:33.000 No.

00:45:34.000 Do you have venerer awards?

00:45:36.000 Yeah.

00:45:37.000 Have you ever...

00:45:40.000 You have waiters and hostesses asking you for like, what?

00:45:44.000 Fuck off.

00:45:45.000 Have you ever laughed so hard you shit your pants?

00:45:48.000 It's like do you walk into a restaurant?

00:45:50.000 Like, excuse me, do you have AIDS?

00:45:51.000 Do you have HIV?

00:45:52.000 Do you have a one of these AIDS faggots? 1.00

00:45:55.000 Come on, stop. 1.00

00:45:55.000 Stop with the nonsense. 1.00

00:45:57.000 If you go to the gym, a boxing gym, you should be asked if you have AIDS.

00:46:00.000 Because your blood is poison.

00:46:02.000 Yeah.

00:46:03.000 Fair.

00:46:04.000 So Gene Simmons, so they do this joke where they have a Gene Simmons imitator and a Alex Jones.

00:46:09.000 Come on, say, Alex Jones, get the new XP40 powder.

00:46:12.000 It's last for 340 years.

00:46:14.000 It's 10 times stronger than anything we've ever had.

00:46:16.000 It's pretty hacky to do Alex Jones.

00:46:18.000 And they're mocking Gene Simmons and Alex Jones, how they're always peddling their shit, right?

00:46:22.000 Sort of like Milos being mocked for selling statues.

00:46:26.000 And then when Stern has done the bit, he laughs.

00:46:29.000 And then he goes, oh, that was great.

00:46:32.000 Okay, so ZipRecruiter, and then he starts doing his fucking sponsors.

00:46:37.000 Not realizing that he's his own joke.

00:46:41.000 Yeah.

00:46:42.000 You can't make fun of people for selling shit and then sell shit.

00:46:46.000 Sorry.

00:46:47.000 Speaking of which, we have two Christmas giveaways, Bubba and Hank's Prize Pack.

00:46:52.000 So when we take calls, which should have been about 15 minutes ago, the caller one is going to get, actually the first two callers, by the way, guy who writes this ad copy, you don't have to write caller one gets three things and then list the three things and then caller two gets these things and it's the same three things.

00:47:12.000 Just say caller one and two, one ampersand two, get, and then Bubbin Hanks prize pack, beard vet prize pack.

00:47:22.000 Remember Beard Vet, that's our other Patriot-owned, vet-owned business where they make beard products.

00:47:28.000 And then Johnny Apple, Johnny Apple CBD prize pack.

00:47:33.000 You get all three of those.

00:47:35.000 Okay, should we go behind the paywall now?

00:47:37.000 Do we, yeah, we should go behind the paywall.

00:47:40.000 Thanks for tuning in, you cheap bastards who haven't subscribed to censor.tv yet.

00:47:48.000 We have a big free marathon coming up December 17th or 18th, whatever the Friday is.

00:47:55.000 And I'm going to see how long we can go.

00:47:57.000 Maddie will be here.

00:47:58.000 We'll have a slew of guests calling in, wishing us all kinds of things.

00:48:03.000 The purpose of the telethon is to raise money for a just cause.

00:48:07.000 It's to raise money for me.

00:48:10.000 We want to get our subs up. 1.00

00:48:12.000 I want to see if we can get to 30,000 that night.

00:48:14.000 So we're going to have all kinds of deals.

00:48:16.000 Right before Christmas, you can buy your cousin or your uncle a subscription to Censored TV and it'll be cheaper.

00:48:22.000 It's going to be a lot of fun.

00:48:24.000 We'll have lots of celebrities coming in and drinking strawberry daiquiris with us. 0.96

00:48:30.000 But yeah, I had to get that Weather Underground shit off my chest because it's portrayed as this silly little fun, hippie thing where they hated the war and they were persecuted by the man.

00:48:39.000 And it's actually an intrinsic virus, a cancer that has been in our country since the 60s.

00:48:48.000 And it came in with the Trojan horse of being anti-war, being anti-Vietnam, which of course we all are.

00:48:55.000 And now it has morphed, it has metastasized into this bizarre anti-American, pro-genocide, communist force that leads to everything from presidential terms, such as Barack Obama,

00:49:11.000 and dead grannies in Waukesha. 0.94

00:49:14.000 So don't sleep on the radicals of the 60s, the boomer radicals, and don't sleep on Antifa.

00:49:21.000 They're not irrelevant lunatic fringe people.

00:49:24.000 They're fucking monsters.

00:49:26.000 And they're calling proud boys white supremacists who are going to destroy this country because that's what they want to do.

00:49:34.000 They are projecting.

00:49:36.000 Guess who wants to murder everyone in America, burn the White House to the ground, and then segregate blacks into their own little blacks-only area? 0.97

00:49:48.000 Not the KKK.

00:49:50.000 No, actually.

00:49:50.000 KKK is a bunch of fat old people in the South who could barely fill a living room.

00:49:56.000 It's the radical left.

00:49:57.000 And the weather underground and Antifa are all the same.

00:50:01.000 All right, let's grab some letters and then take some calls and you cheapskates can go fuck yourselves. 1.00

00:50:07.000 And also, while you're doing that, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

00:50:37.000 What about Jonathan?

00:50:38.000 When it's got threatened, it's nothing to follow them.

00:50:43.000 What about Poppy?

00:50:58.000 That guy, the Marine rapper, he was a military photojournalist.

00:51:05.000 Interesting.

00:51:05.000 Yeah, I didn't realize that was a thing.

00:51:08.000 There's journalists who work for CNN or whatever.

00:51:12.000 Fugging Fox, who go there and try to get pictures.

00:51:16.000 And then there's guys the military hires to go in there and get pictures of firefights and stuff.

00:51:22.000 That was him.

00:51:23.000 The documentation.

00:51:24.000 By the way, speaking of the Weather Underground, the cops who investigated this robbery called it a firefight.

00:51:36.000 One of them was a Vietnam vet, and he goes, it reminded me of Vietnam.

00:51:41.000 That's what it was like.

00:51:42.000 This wasn't like, give me your money, you bum.

00:51:44.000 This was, on and on and on.

00:51:50.000 Their rich daddies bought them tons of ammunition to go kill capitalism.

00:51:58.000 I'm not even kidding.

00:52:02.000 Oh, you got to do the mailbag thing.

00:52:05.000 What's that for again?

00:52:06.000 We're starting the show.

00:52:22.000 So do the Ryan shut up thing.

00:52:24.000 It's a mailbag.

00:52:26.000 Uh-oh, we got...

00:52:28.000 Our ad guy informs us he sent the wrong reads.

00:52:34.000 And it was tactical walls.

00:52:36.000 But wait a minute, Ryan.

00:52:38.000 I think you're the fucking idiot who insisted that we had the right reads.

00:52:44.000 I texted him right afterwards.

00:52:45.000 He just got back to me.

00:52:48.000 But I could understand him resending something if we have identical reads.

00:52:52.000 No, Ryan, I have the correct reads here.

00:52:57.000 Oh, no, they're right.

00:52:58.000 They're wrong.

00:52:59.000 You're fucking lucky.

00:53:00.000 I would have roasted your butthole. 1.00

00:53:02.000 Ew.

00:53:04.000 Yeah, he sent the wrong ones.

00:53:06.000 So I'm guessing after the show, we could record a tactical walls and then throw it in the episode.

00:53:11.000 Uh-oh, I have some bad news.

00:53:12.000 Okay.

00:53:14.000 The fundraiser sends me an alert every time someone donates.

00:53:18.000 I have $8,750.

00:53:21.000 You got a donation.

00:53:23.000 Yeah, do you want to reveal the progress?

00:53:29.000 $755.

00:53:31.000 Bam.

00:53:32.000 That's great.

00:53:34.000 Disable notifications.

00:53:41.000 Anyway.

00:53:43.000 So what are the right ones?

00:53:45.000 Tactical Walls?

00:53:46.000 Yep.

00:53:49.000 Fucking moron.

00:53:50.000 Tactical Walls, Tactical Tim, vet-owned business.

00:53:55.000 I feel bad that we're not doing this in front of the paywall.

00:53:59.000 He's done our Tactical Walls here.

00:54:01.000 Fantastic way to display your guns.

00:54:03.000 Go to tacticalwalls.com, correct?

00:54:06.000 That's correct.

00:54:08.000 And you can see that even if you live in a state where you can have awesome guns on the wall, you can still display cool shit like sports stuff.

00:54:15.000 I've got a sports one for my kid with all his baseball bats, his baseball helmet.

00:54:19.000 We have one here in the office.

00:54:21.000 I got my motorcycle helmets, my motorcycle jacket, my jackets and gloves and shit like that.

00:54:26.000 Stupid masks.

00:54:27.000 Ryan has one of the worst ones you could ever imagine where it's just random bric-a-brac.

00:54:32.000 We're actually probably not helping tactical walls.

00:54:35.000 Look at the way Ryan decorates shit.

00:54:37.000 He's got a huge space behind him with one tiny framed picture.

00:54:42.000 Then it says on air, but that's on the ground for some reason.

00:54:46.000 And then he's got random mugs on a shelf.

00:54:49.000 Just fucking, everything you do is terrible.

00:54:52.000 Like your hairdo that you have that you made yourself, that's what that looks like.

00:54:57.000 It looks like a Ryan hairdo.

00:54:59.000 So don't be discouraged when you see Ryan's shitty tactical walls display because judging by Ryan's hair, he has no idea what he's doing.

00:55:07.000 I can understand that pre-hearing my new song, but you know.

00:55:12.000 Let's hear your new song.

00:55:13.000 Let me guess.

00:55:13.000 It slaps?

00:55:14.000 How'd you know that?

00:55:17.000 It does.

00:55:18.000 Because it's opposite day.

00:55:20.000 No, no, no.

00:55:21.000 This is regular day.

00:55:22.000 Okay.

00:55:23.000 So let's start it from the beginning.

00:55:26.000 We belong to the city.

00:55:37.000 Stop, stop.

00:55:39.000 This is a engineering convention, and they're launching the new XLR spray hose.

00:55:47.000 And it's coming out in CGI, and there's all this data, like six times the power of the X14 spray hose.

00:55:58.000 Retractable arm.

00:56:01.000 Cleaning lever.

00:56:02.000 You just take that out, you clean it, you put that back.

00:56:05.000 You don't need to dismantle the whole shaft anymore on this spray cleaner.

00:56:11.000 Cleans with over 1,400 gallons per square ounce.

00:56:18.000 Clean cement trucks.

00:56:27.000 The guy pulls up a garden hose.

00:56:29.000 I'm talking about an industrial water sprayer and he brings up the fucking flexi hose.

00:56:35.000 Everything you do is retarded. 1.00

00:56:37.000 I bet your shit is retarded. 1.00

00:56:38.000 I bet when you take a shit, it's like upside down.

00:56:42.000 My shit is bananas.

00:56:43.000 I bet it's orange.

00:56:44.000 Like B-A-N-A-N-A-S. 1.00

00:56:47.000 Okay, Gwen.

00:56:50.000 I look like her background dancers.

00:56:52.000 You're sub Glenn Fry.

00:56:54.000 That was Glenn Stefani.

00:56:56.000 I know, but when I first heard this song, I thought it sounded like Glenn Fry.

00:57:00.000 The Flexi hose?

00:57:02.000 That's not my joke, Brian.

00:57:04.000 My joke was like an industrial super sprayer that's like $120,000 that you use to like clean out a cement truck.

00:57:14.000 Not the Flexi hose.

00:57:16.000 Are you such a pussy, a fucking castrated dork, that when you think of industrial sprayers, you're like, wow, what would be really intense?

00:57:25.000 Like a flexi hose.

00:57:27.000 Yeah.

00:57:28.000 There's nothing more intense than that.

00:57:29.000 Retracts. 0.98

00:57:31.000 Nope.

00:57:32.000 I want something that cleans a plane.

00:57:36.000 Again, domestic. 0.80

00:57:38.000 I bet when I fire you, you're going to become a stay-at-home dad.

00:57:41.000 Super strong.

00:57:42.000 I don't see you doing anything else.

00:57:44.000 What could you possibly be qualified to do?

00:57:46.000 This is all you can do and you suck.

00:57:50.000 Maybe you could do soundtracks for Eng Gadgets.

00:58:00.000 Finally, he gets the joke.

00:58:04.000 This is exactly what your music is.

00:58:12.000 Brian, we've found your market.

00:58:14.000 Cleaning and de-icing plains.

00:58:16.000 Yeah.

00:58:17.000 You should do the soundtracks for cutting edge state-of-the-art industrial cleaning equipment.

00:58:23.000 I'm pretty excited about that.

00:58:25.000 Yeah, you should be.

00:58:26.000 And guess what?

00:58:28.000 Within this genre, your music does slap.

00:58:34.000 What song is that?

00:58:34.000 We founded a home.

00:58:36.000 This jigsaw puzzle piece fits.

00:58:42.000 The new RaymondTron 40,000 Airbus Cleaner.

00:58:46.000 The 3,000 3PI.

00:58:49.000 Airbus Aircraft Exterior Cleaning.

00:58:52.000 Fuel savings.

00:58:53.000 Look at the fuel savings you save on this.

00:58:55.000 If you invest in this and you have three of these in your fleet, you can get 40 aircrafts cleaned in a week.

00:59:02.000 That's unprecedented numbers.

00:59:03.000 Everybody's going, whoa, whoa.

00:59:06.000 Do they really get so dirty?

00:59:07.000 Don't they get rained on what?

00:59:09.000 The Nordic Dino 436.

00:59:16.000 In fact, dude, Nordic Dino 4380.

00:59:19.000 You've got to name this song Nordic Dino 4380.

00:59:25.000 I didn't know planes need so much cleaning.

00:59:27.000 You're right.

00:59:28.000 You're kind of...

00:59:28.000 I hate to admit it, but you're right.

00:59:30.000 Like, this isn't...

00:59:31.000 Like, I don't think you could use this for like a cool water slide advertisement for like a theme park.

00:59:36.000 No.

00:59:36.000 It's not as good.

00:59:37.000 It's not meant to be heard.

00:59:39.000 It's background music.

00:59:40.000 That's how shitty it is.

00:59:42.000 It's better than nothing.

00:59:44.000 It has a music.

00:59:45.000 That should be your motto.

00:59:46.000 Ryan Rivera music, better than nothing.

00:59:50.000 It's Nope Yop. 0.94

00:59:51.000 If you want music that's not distracting, but not quite nothing, check out Nope Yup.

01:00:00.000 I resent that.

01:00:04.000 The good news is you're too stupid to hurt, so we can keep making fun of you.

01:00:08.000 It's like laughing at a dog.

01:00:10.000 The dog's just like, do they like me or not?

01:00:12.000 So yeah, Tactical Walls.

01:00:16.000 We're going to put that in the...

01:00:18.000 Yeah, that's the ad.

01:00:19.000 That's great.

01:00:20.000 Thank you, Tactical Walls.

01:00:22.000 Promo code Gavin.

01:00:23.000 Is it Gavin15 or Gavin 15?

01:00:25.000 Yeah.

01:00:28.000 Okay, drug war.

01:00:30.000 Hey, Fags. 1.00

01:00:32.000 Okay, Maddie's here.

01:00:35.000 Is he not calling Maddie a fag? 1.00

01:00:38.000 That's fighting words.

01:00:39.000 You're dead, sir.

01:00:41.000 You're a dead man.

01:00:42.000 We have your address.

01:00:43.000 You sent your address accidentally.

01:00:45.000 That's all right.

01:00:45.000 Hey, Fags, don't you think if we made drugs legal, the criminals would just do other criminal shit?

01:00:51.000 Like, did you hear about the Mexican cartels getting into the avocado business by taking over avocado farms?

01:00:57.000 Oh.

01:00:57.000 Let me tell you something.

01:00:58.000 I have some insight on that.

01:00:59.000 Oh.

01:01:00.000 Because years ago, I was produce manager for Restaurant Depot.

01:01:05.000 Uh-huh.

01:01:06.000 And so stop.

01:01:08.000 Restaurant Depot is a large restaurant supplier up in Westchester.

01:01:14.000 Well, there's 124 stores all over the country.

01:01:18.000 So they'll sell like 900 watermelons?

01:01:21.000 Well, it's not open to the public.

01:01:22.000 Right, right, right.

01:01:23.000 It's where restaurants buy their values.

01:01:25.000 Literally, we would get cases of avocados that would, you know, $25 a case.

01:01:33.000 And then all of a sudden they would skyrocket to like $72 a case.

01:01:37.000 And everyone would complain.

01:01:39.000 And they're like, what the fuck is going on?

01:01:41.000 And we would get notification from our buyers from saying, listen, it's all the Mexican cartels.

01:01:49.000 They would go to the fucking farms and they would say, you have to charge X amount of dollars per case or else we're going to burn all your trucks down.

01:02:00.000 We'll burn your farms down and we'll destroy your crops. 0.96

01:02:05.000 Yeah, that is a true fucking story.

01:02:08.000 So that, because I remember everyone was talking about the avocado shortage.

01:02:11.000 And if you go to...

01:02:12.000 Sure, it was just, they didn't.

01:02:13.000 If you go to Chipotle, they say guac is extra, right?

01:02:16.000 Yeah.

01:02:17.000 That goes back years.

01:02:18.000 Like, they were literally paying like $72.

01:02:21.000 I've seen it as high as $77 a case.

01:02:24.000 So the avocado shortage was a fabricated thing by MS-13 and Mexican Coastal. 0.54

01:02:31.000 No, the new, they didn't want to, like, in America, they didn't say, they said it was just a shortage.

01:02:37.000 But we, you know, because we buy that chain that I used to work for bought millions and millions and millions of dollars with it.

01:02:46.000 And either we couldn't get them or they were just so exorbitantly high, it was ridiculous.

01:02:51.000 Okay, so I'm not saying my idea to legalize drugs is going to end crime.

01:02:55.000 No.

01:02:56.000 I just don't want to see people in jail for any drugs or any guns.

01:03:00.000 Now, if someone is committing extortion and taking over farms, that's a pretty good crime.

01:03:09.000 And also, don't buy avocados.

01:03:11.000 That's foot and neck disease.

01:03:12.000 That's the beauty of the free market.

01:03:15.000 If avocados are $75 a case, I don't want any.

01:03:20.000 They're not even that good.

01:03:21.000 It's just like soap.

01:03:23.000 It's green soap.

01:03:24.000 When was the last time you craved an avocado?

01:03:27.000 I eat them kind of often.

01:03:29.000 Me too.

01:03:32.000 You can crave a burrito that has an avocado in it.

01:03:35.000 But when was the last time you were alone and you're like, God, I could go for some avocado in my mouth right now.

01:03:41.000 Yeah, but you can't have guac without avocado.

01:03:44.000 Yeah, I mean, not that I just want to eat one, but I would cut one open, pull the pit out, put a little salt and a little olive oil on it, and just eat it right out of the skin.

01:03:53.000 That does sound pretty good, actually.

01:03:55.000 It's got to be ripe.

01:03:57.000 Can't have an unripe avocado.

01:03:59.000 Because we are live.

01:04:00.000 Oh, Barack Obama, welcome.

01:04:03.000 Barack Okado.

01:04:04.000 I like your little jazz beard.

01:04:06.000 Yet again.

01:04:07.000 It's a soul patch, but it's just really low.

01:04:10.000 Do you know that Joe Biden still calls you Barack Toboggan?

01:04:13.000 He doesn't know your last name.

01:04:16.000 I don't talk about Joe.

01:04:19.000 I remember you guys wincing and cringing when he was the silly old vice president back in 2009.

01:04:26.000 And now he has your job.

01:04:29.000 You know, it was a terrible experience.

01:04:32.000 You know how he likes to sniff kids?

01:04:34.000 Yep.

01:04:36.000 Well, he's around my wife, my two daughters.

01:04:40.000 And I kind of asked him, I said, why aren't you smelling my kids, Joe?

01:04:45.000 Are you a racist?

01:04:46.000 And he says, oh, no, I could smell them from here.

01:04:52.000 He's 20 feet away.

01:04:54.000 Did you just make up that joke?

01:04:56.000 Yep.

01:04:56.000 Wow.

01:04:57.000 Maybe you're not so dumb after all.

01:05:00.000 Barack to Joker.

01:05:02.000 Oh, and then you're back to zero.

01:05:06.000 Because it's a live show, people who send letters hear their letters and then add updates.

01:05:11.000 So this guy is telling us that Maddie is not a fan of.

01:05:13.000 Oh, okay.

01:05:16.000 And he says, I'm in the restaurant industry as well, and I feel like it's only us that know about that cartel avocado show.

01:05:22.000 Oh, yeah.

01:05:23.000 And this is going back, I was like 2015, 16, 17.

01:05:29.000 That's been going on since then.

01:05:30.000 There seems to be a lot of ex-cons at Restaurant Depot.

01:05:33.000 Oh, yeah.

01:05:34.000 Why is it?

01:05:34.000 Well, they will hire anybody.

01:05:36.000 They'll hire anybody. 0.95

01:05:38.000 Well, it's an attrition game with who they hire.

01:05:42.000 You know, I mean, it's all union, and then you have corporate employees.

01:05:48.000 Like, I started off as a union employee, and the union was a joke.

01:05:51.000 It's nothing like other New York City.

01:05:53.000 It's UFCW, United Food Commercial Workers, like 2013 or 2018.

01:05:59.000 And how hard is it to get in?

01:06:00.000 Oh, no.

01:06:02.000 You get hired.

01:06:02.000 You go through your interview process.

01:06:04.000 You get hired.

01:06:04.000 And then after, I think, 90 days, you get put into the union.

01:06:07.000 You get a raise.

01:06:08.000 And then you get your benefits.

01:06:09.000 And it's good for people that need to start over.

01:06:15.000 I thought you were going to have some great story about how the owner was...

01:06:17.000 Because I remember you told him the owner's from South Africa, Swaziland.

01:06:21.000 He's like a, they call him like the hobo billionaire because he just wears like dirty jeans.

01:06:25.000 Yeah, his name is Nathan Kirsch.

01:06:29.000 He was at one point like the 25th richest man in the world.

01:06:31.000 They call him the quiet billionaire.

01:06:33.000 Oh, the quiet billionaire.

01:06:34.000 The quiet billionaire.

01:06:35.000 Oh, oh, yep.

01:06:37.000 But it's not like he cares about cons and wants them to have a bright future.

01:06:41.000 He's just like, I'll take whatever you got.

01:06:42.000 Right.

01:06:43.000 So if they burn through, if they hire 100 people and they keep retain two or three, then they just hire 97 more.

01:06:52.000 Hey.

01:06:53.000 You're cool.

01:06:55.000 Listen, they hire from, it's not a bad company.

01:06:57.000 They hire from within.

01:06:59.000 Like, if you have half a brain or a quarter of a brain and show some initiative, it's very easy to advance within the company.

01:07:08.000 Cool.

01:07:10.000 Live stream the marathon on Rumble.

01:07:13.000 I need a platform I can share the show.

01:07:16.000 Bad business decision not to.

01:07:18.000 You'll notice this tone with the baby monsters.

01:07:21.000 The younger they are, the more they know about business.

01:07:25.000 As we rake in millions of dollars a year in a completely canceled culture where I'm barely allowed to walk down the street, I've managed to make a successful venture, and you're telling me how to do business?

01:07:40.000 Maybe you should go fuck yourself.

01:07:43.000 But also, maybe we should do that.

01:07:47.000 Good idea.

01:07:49.000 I'm not adverse to that idea.

01:07:50.000 I just don't like your fucking attitude.

01:07:53.000 I'm quite aggressive.

01:07:56.000 So can you look into that, Ryan?

01:07:58.000 Every successful business has a hipster, a hacker, and a hustler.

01:08:04.000 Ryan's, I guess I'm the hipster.

01:08:06.000 Ryan's supposed to be the hacker, but he's not really.

01:08:09.000 And then the hustler, we got a guy.

01:08:11.000 But part of your job, you're supposed to be part hacker, part hipster, Ryan.

01:08:16.000 And by hipster, I say to you, what's going on with the kids today?

01:08:19.000 Is there a rumble, a brumble?

01:08:21.000 Get me on the Brumble machine.

01:08:22.000 My whole thing was, listen, man, if you want to get people on the website, stream it live on the site, you know?

01:08:28.000 So otherwise, if you go to, let's say, for instance, you put it on Rumble, right?

01:08:32.000 You have a link there.

01:08:33.000 People just sit there, watch it for free.

01:08:35.000 They won't even visit the site.

01:08:36.000 To get traffic onto the site, get people scrolling around, seeing the thumbnails, then they're going to want to sign up.

01:08:42.000 Oh, yeah.

01:08:42.000 And what am I talking about?

01:08:44.000 I've been drinking too much.

01:08:46.000 You can share it on this platform, you fucking targe.

01:08:49.000 You can totally share it.

01:08:50.000 I'm going to make it free on sensor.tv.

01:08:54.000 What we could do.

01:08:55.000 Although you can't share links with sensor.tv in the name.

01:08:58.000 Well, listen, man.

01:08:59.000 We could do a fake fake URL and then even embed it.

01:09:03.000 You know, Luke Radowski, he can do all that stuff.

01:09:06.000 He's a really smart guy.

01:09:08.000 And we could check it out.

01:09:10.000 Hey, Luke Radowski, Tim?

01:09:12.000 Listen, man.

01:09:14.000 All these hangers on you have hanging out at your weird house.

01:09:17.000 I don't think any of them make any money.

01:09:19.000 He's got a mobile home now.

01:09:21.000 Yeah, he does.

01:09:22.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:09:22.000 That's right.

01:09:23.000 Yep.

01:09:24.000 He's good at spending money on himself and his little fucking indoor skate parks, but does any of these cult members get any dough?

01:09:31.000 Well, you know what he does?

01:09:32.000 He collects the chicken eggs.

01:09:34.000 So we have chicken coop outside, and we're just hanging around, eating some Doritos, eating some pizza.

01:09:39.000 And he'll go out there and check out the chickens and stuff.

01:09:44.000 What's up, Shart, Tard, and Crapheart? 0.90

01:09:47.000 So I guess I'm Shart, you're Tard, and Maddie's Crap Heart. 0.97

01:09:53.000 That's pretty good.

01:09:53.000 I think people are scared of you, Maddie, because you never get insulted in any of these.

01:09:57.000 Actually, it's pretty funny.

01:09:59.000 Thanksgiving Day, I'm venturing out to make my rounds to see family and friends.

01:10:06.000 And I'm at the local speedway pumping gas.

01:10:09.000 So I go inside to get, somebody asked me to bring a gallon of milk or a quarter of milk or whatever, half a gallon of milk.

01:10:17.000 And I go in the store and I'm in there and I come out.

01:10:19.000 They didn't have it.

01:10:20.000 I come out.

01:10:21.000 I'm pumping gas.

01:10:22.000 And I noticed this couple that was coming out of their car in the store with me and I'm out.

01:10:27.000 So I'm pumping the gas.

01:10:28.000 I'm leaning up against my truck.

01:10:30.000 So they pull up and they stop.

01:10:32.000 The wife rolls the window and she goes, are you Maddie?

01:10:36.000 And I go, yeah, as a matter of fact, I am.

01:10:39.000 They're like, we love you.

01:10:42.000 That's awesome.

01:10:43.000 Great, thanks.

01:10:43.000 And they just went about their way.

01:10:46.000 Lady, if you're watching, you fucked up. 0.80

01:10:48.000 You should have peeled out.

01:10:50.000 Yeah.

01:10:51.000 Oh, you know, we love you.

01:10:56.000 I was like my, and another one the other night.

01:10:58.000 I was at our local.

01:11:01.000 And some guy sitting at the end of the bar.

01:11:04.000 He's standing there.

01:11:05.000 He's like, and he kind of like motions to me.

01:11:07.000 So I'm like, I go over there.

01:11:08.000 I see Jimmy talk to him.

01:11:09.000 I see my cousin.

01:11:10.000 He didn't do this, did he?

01:11:11.000 No, that's the worst thing in the world.

01:11:15.000 I see my cousin talk.

01:11:16.000 So I walk over and he's like, are you Maddie?

01:11:19.000 I go, yeah.

01:11:20.000 He goes, from G-O-M-L Live? 0.96

01:11:22.000 I go, yeah.

01:11:23.000 He goes, holy shit.

01:11:25.000 He goes, I've been asking Jimmy if he knew you and you coming here and this and that.

01:11:29.000 So I was Like, yeah, all right, cool.

01:11:31.000 You should make 8x10s and start having them signed.

01:11:35.000 Two baby monster encounters.

01:11:38.000 That's amazing.

01:11:39.000 Over the holiday weekend.

01:11:40.000 Wow.

01:11:41.000 Cheers, everybody.

01:11:43.000 Japancakes.

01:11:44.000 What up, shart, tard, and crap art? 0.99

01:11:46.000 Here's a picture of Tard's precious little angel and as a couple of pancakes because babies.

01:11:52.000 I hope Gary's not dead.

01:11:54.000 This is my buddy Chris.

01:11:55.000 Hot shit.

01:11:56.000 It's a very cute picture of little delicious cakes made of my daughter's face.

01:12:01.000 Yeah, I think Gary might be gone, dude.

01:12:04.000 Really?

01:12:05.000 Yeah.

01:12:05.000 I talked to somebody that used to run into him all the time or see him.

01:12:10.000 And he's like, yep, haven't in a while.

01:12:13.000 Well, there's a strong possibility the winter's coming.

01:12:15.000 He may have gotten himself in trouble just to go to jail for the winter.

01:12:18.000 I hope so, man.

01:12:20.000 Who cares?

01:12:21.000 That dream that I had of him as Nosferatu, basically, a melting man.

01:12:25.000 I'm texting guys I know who are in his old neighborhood that I'm on a chat with.

01:12:30.000 And let's see if they respond to us.

01:12:32.000 Is Gary dead?

01:12:34.000 Nobody's seen him around in weeks.

01:12:39.000 Yes.

01:12:40.000 We're worried and we miss him.

01:12:41.000 But I mean, he wears one pant leg and a shirt unbuttoned to the bottom button.

01:12:47.000 That's not really the right weather for his outfits.

01:12:50.000 Well, it's not uncommon for guys in his situation to do something petty and get like 90 days in the local jail.

01:13:00.000 So they sit there for the winter.

01:13:01.000 30, 60, 90.

01:13:02.000 Yeah.

01:13:03.000 Just punch a cop on the nose. 0.65

01:13:05.000 Oh, no.

01:13:05.000 They do stupid stuff like shoplift and they stay there just to get cold.

01:13:10.000 It's not uncommon in the county jails.

01:13:13.000 Hey, boys, not sure if you're familiar with the Hot Shots movies one and two by The Abrahams Brothers with Charlie Sheen, but Admiral Benson and our pet Biden are pretty much the exact same person.

01:13:26.000 I love these movies, but I never expect them to become our reality as far as leaders of the free world.

01:13:31.000 That's what I keep screaming.

01:13:32.000 I like Joe Biden as a doddering old fool who's like my friend's dad.

01:13:38.000 He's endearing.

01:13:39.000 I think he's a funny little silly old man.

01:13:42.000 I'd love him to be at my local.

01:13:44.000 I'd be like, what's up, Joey?

01:13:46.000 Dude, if Joe Biden wasn't Joe Biden and he was at our local, he'd be one of my favorite guys.

01:13:51.000 I'm like, there's the Joe man.

01:13:53.000 Hey, Joey.

01:13:54.000 Joe.

01:13:55.000 Oh, look at that.

01:13:56.000 We got, as Wolfer Brimley.

01:13:58.000 No, no, no.

01:13:58.000 It's Gavin.

01:13:59.000 We met a few times.

01:14:01.000 Okay, Kevin, how's it going, Garbin?

01:14:04.000 And I go, fine, buddy.

01:14:07.000 Fine.

01:14:08.000 This guy.

01:14:09.000 Next fireball, by the way, is on me for that guy.

01:14:13.000 Who?

01:14:14.000 What?

01:14:14.000 What guy?

01:14:15.000 Me?

01:14:15.000 Yeah.

01:14:16.000 Who are you?

01:14:17.000 I just told you.

01:14:19.000 Jesus.

01:14:20.000 Don't worry.

01:14:20.000 I'm not going to read it.

01:14:21.000 I'll just sign it.

01:14:22.000 I'll just sign it.

01:14:24.000 Oh, yeah.

01:14:24.000 Unfortunately, everybody, there's no giveaway because those were old reads.

01:14:32.000 Fuck.

01:14:33.000 Yeah, there's no giveaway.

01:14:35.000 I'm sorry.

01:14:36.000 Oh.

01:14:37.000 Anybody who is looking forward to that.

01:14:39.000 Right.

01:14:40.000 Wow, he really fucked up, didn't he?

01:14:43.000 What kind of tard has last year's reads anywhere? 1.00

01:14:49.000 Yeah, well, you know.

01:14:50.000 You know?

01:14:51.000 He had them banked.

01:14:52.000 My wife just sent me this.

01:14:53.000 Archive.

01:14:53.000 That's the most cutest thing I've ever seen in my entire life.

01:14:56.000 Japancakes.

01:14:57.000 What up, shark, tard, and crap. 1.00

01:14:58.000 Oh, here she was listening.

01:15:04.000 I can almost see what she's going to look like when she gets older there for a split second. 0.89

01:15:08.000 She's going to be a little blonde. 1.00

01:15:09.000 You know who she might look like? 0.90

01:15:11.000 Who?

01:15:12.000 Design Dane.

01:15:14.000 She does these paintings on her face.

01:15:16.000 Design Dane.

01:15:18.000 D-A-N-E? 1.00

01:15:19.000 No, of course.

01:15:20.000 Everything you do is wrong.

01:15:21.000 D-A-I-N. 1.00

01:15:24.000 Design Dane.

01:15:25.000 Her name is Dane Yoon.

01:15:26.000 She's Korean, a very talented artist.

01:15:31.000 Yeah, a little bit.

01:15:32.000 I could possibly say that.

01:15:33.000 Her nose is wild and fake.

01:15:36.000 So she got some nose job done. 0.99

01:15:39.000 Wait, you think Dane did?

01:15:41.000 Yeah.

01:15:41.000 No.

01:15:42.000 Look at that nose. 0.99

01:15:43.000 Although Koreans are obsessed with face-to-face surgery, right? 0.99

01:15:47.000 Huh.

01:15:50.000 Yeah, my brother lived there for a while.

01:15:51.000 He goes, nobody doesn't have plastic surgery.

01:15:55.000 Yeah.

01:15:56.000 Like, it's just a thing you do.

01:15:57.000 I don't have plastic surgery.

01:15:58.000 I just make more than the bars.

01:15:59.000 I'm just a little lighter.

01:16:00.000 I just change my eyelids.

01:16:01.000 They think that they didn't, too.

01:16:02.000 They're like, no, no, I just got this, this, and this.

01:16:04.000 Yeah, I got a nose job.

01:16:05.000 I'm not a fag. 0.74

01:16:06.000 That's what Michael Jackson said.

01:16:08.000 All the nose jobs.

01:16:09.000 We go out, we got drunk, we got tattoos, we got nose jobs.

01:16:11.000 When?

01:16:12.000 Oh, Rhino Plasty.

01:16:14.000 We're tough guys.

01:16:15.000 That's what you do.

01:16:15.000 You get drunk and you go and get your fucking epicanthic folds tucked in.

01:16:21.000 Yeah, look up Admiral Benson, Ryan.

01:16:24.000 I'm still looking at this brother.

01:16:25.000 No, I think her.

01:16:27.000 A little different.

01:16:27.000 Admiral Benson.

01:16:29.000 She's got a real plate face designed in. 1.00

01:16:31.000 I don't think your daughter's going to have that level of plate face.

01:16:34.000 No, she'll have a pancake face, as we just saw. 0.99

01:16:38.000 Admiral Benson, here we go.

01:17:04.000 Admiral.

01:17:05.000 Good to see you again, sir.

01:17:06.000 Been too long.

01:17:08.000 Yes, yes.

01:17:09.000 How are you, sir?

01:17:10.000 What?

01:17:11.000 Why?

01:17:11.000 God damn it, Bill.

01:17:12.000 I'm pushing my shots.

01:17:14.000 No, no, sir.

01:17:14.000 This is coming.

01:17:15.000 He's a comparative top gun.

01:17:16.000 Yes.

01:17:18.000 Officer.

01:17:19.000 This is your command.

01:17:21.000 Sleepy Weasel has been on the drawing board for 10 months.

01:17:23.000 The president handpicked you.

01:17:25.000 Hey, damn ready, dude.

01:17:26.000 No stopping us now, Ted.

01:17:27.000 Why don't I show you your officers and I can bring them up to date?

01:17:30.000 You've always been a fine soldier, Scott.

01:17:31.000 Just lead the way.

01:17:32.000 Touchy?

01:17:33.000 We've got to get a pee.

01:17:35.000 Had the better part of my bladder blown off from Guadalcanal.

01:17:39.000 Watch your step, sir.

01:17:39.000 There's a lot of excuse.

01:17:41.000 Watch your step, sir.

01:17:42.000 Remember him falling up the stairs?

01:17:45.000 Planes falling, he said sleepy to him.

01:17:48.000 To him?

01:17:49.000 To him?

01:17:50.000 They can send up an aircac umbrella high enough to make any attack ineffective.

01:17:54.000 I don't have a clue what you're talking about, Phil.

01:17:56.000 Not a fucking clue.

01:17:57.000 I have a shell the size of a fist in my head.

01:17:59.000 Poked uphill.

01:18:01.000 The only way I can get this goddamn tube to stay on is by magnetizing the entire upper left quadrant of my skull.

01:18:06.000 So you just go ahead and do what you do.

01:18:08.000 You have any soup?

01:18:09.000 Of course, sir.

01:18:10.000 I'll have the mess bring something right up.

01:18:13.000 I love soup.

01:18:14.000 I love it.

01:18:15.000 I love soup.

01:18:16.000 I love ice cream.

01:18:17.000 Ice cream soup.

01:18:18.000 Chocolate, chocolate soup, man.

01:18:20.000 Mid socket sip.

01:18:22.000 Ice cream melts, you got a whole new soup.

01:18:25.000 Scott Adams says proud boys aren't racist.

01:18:30.000 How has that become a controversial thing to say?

01:18:33.000 2928.

01:18:35.000 I had to do that night.

01:18:35.000 I had to do some driving, which I couldn't do.

01:18:40.000 I had him on the show once.

01:18:41.000 We just talked about comics the whole time.

01:18:46.000 Okay.

01:18:48.000 Got a TV recommendation there.

01:18:50.000 Sorry about that.

01:18:51.000 And so anyway, I was doing some speaking during that time, and I wound it down because it was just too dangerous to speak in public during the Trump administration, because I just didn't feel safe.

01:19:03.000 And I was contacted by a member of the Proud Boys.

01:19:07.000 And this member of the Proud Boys, who sounded like he could reasonably speak for other Proud Boys, at least locally, said that they would be happy to provide security for me.

01:19:20.000 You know, I don't know.

01:19:21.000 They didn't say anything about charging me, but they said they could provide security for me if I wanted to go to Berkeley and give a speech.

01:19:29.000 Now I said to myself, well, that would be one way to make things worse.

01:19:36.000 So because I'm not 17, I said to myself, thank you.

01:19:41.000 And I actually appreciated the offer.

01:19:44.000 And I respectfully declined his respectful offer.

01:19:50.000 But that's because I'm my age, right?

01:19:54.000 If I were 17, do you think I would have known enough to, you know, smell trouble?

01:20:00.000 No.

01:20:02.000 No.

01:20:03.000 I would have probably gone, just like Kuyle did. 1.00

01:20:06.000 So, you know, it takes a long time before you can see around corners.

01:20:11.000 But I could kind of see around the corner on that one.

01:20:14.000 I was like, yeah, I don't have a personal problem with it, but this just looks like it's going to attract trouble.

01:20:22.000 And sure enough, it would, I'm sure.

01:20:24.000 Yeah, and Coulter used them.

01:20:26.000 And by the way, I think that they would do a good job.

01:20:30.000 And I would also like to say that as far as I know, as far as I know, either most of the proud boys, or all of them, maybe, are not racist.

01:20:42.000 As far as I know.

01:20:44.000 Now, if somebody else has different information.

01:20:46.000 See, that's why it's a great trap, and that's why it worked, killing Trump in the presidential debates, because you say, do you disavow this group?

01:20:55.000 If you disavow them, you look like an asshole to all the patriots that know who they are.

01:21:00.000 And if you don't disavow them, all it takes is one guy, Proud Boy, who's Zeke Heiling.

01:21:07.000 And now you defended a Zeke Heiler.

01:21:10.000 It's actually a great attack.

01:21:13.000 $1,000.

01:21:15.000 Oh, that's cool.

01:21:16.000 10%.

01:21:17.000 That's great.

01:21:19.000 Thank you, Nathan.

01:21:20.000 Thank you, Sam.

01:21:20.000 Thank you, Joshua.

01:21:21.000 Thank you, Tyler.

01:21:22.000 Thank you, MJ.

01:21:22.000 Thank you, Anonymous Donor.

01:21:23.000 Thank you, Eddie.

01:21:24.000 Thank you, Baby Monster.

01:21:25.000 Number 333.

01:21:27.000 I like that one.

01:21:29.000 Elliot Page.

01:21:31.000 Oh, gosh.

01:21:32.000 You guys mentioned she was 5'1, but I didn't realize it was this bad. 0.90

01:21:36.000 This picture cannot be real.

01:21:38.000 Let's see.

01:21:39.000 It's not easy to Photoshop.

01:21:44.000 Let's see here.

01:21:45.000 I like to think I'm pretty good.

01:21:46.000 No, I see some smudging off.

01:21:48.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:21:48.000 Look at her sleeves.

01:21:50.000 Yeah, look at his.

01:21:51.000 Her t-shirt sleeve towards the bottom is blurry.

01:21:57.000 Look at her, obviously her left. 1.00

01:21:59.000 Right here.

01:22:00.000 No, no, her t-shirt.

01:22:01.000 Oh, that's a major fuck-up.

01:22:03.000 Right here is a major fuck up.

01:22:04.000 Yeah.

01:22:05.000 Nice.

01:22:05.000 Thanks for wasting our time, dude.

01:22:07.000 Right here?

01:22:08.000 Like, how is that funny?

01:22:09.000 Hey, look how short she is. 1.00

01:22:11.000 I photoshopped her short.

01:22:13.000 Yeah.

01:22:14.000 Her normal is hilarious.

01:22:16.000 You don't have to hit her.

01:22:18.000 I've been thinking about this a lot these days.

01:22:19.000 Why does fiction exist?

01:22:21.000 Like, there's so many fucking insane stories.

01:22:24.000 Like, The Weather Underground, that shitty Robert Redford movie sucks.

01:22:28.000 Show the real movie.

01:22:30.000 They wanted to kill millions of people.

01:22:32.000 That's fascinating.

01:22:34.000 Show the real Weather Underground.

01:22:36.000 I just started reading Erning Hemingway, The Old Man in the Sea.

01:22:40.000 Is that worth...

01:22:41.000 That's a classic fiction that you should.

01:22:44.000 That's like a...

01:22:44.000 Like you should get into, right?

01:22:48.000 Let him go, Maddie.

01:22:49.000 What?

01:22:49.000 Ernest Hemingway, The Old Man in the Sea.

01:22:51.000 But you said Erning Hemingway.

01:22:53.000 I spazzed out.

01:22:56.000 But now I'm back.

01:22:58.000 Ernest Hemingway.

01:23:00.000 Erning Hemingway.

01:23:02.000 That sounds like a movie about him.

01:23:05.000 This is like an animal house when John Belushi goes, when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor, did we give up?

01:23:13.000 And then the other two guys, he's like, the Germans? 0.74

01:23:14.000 He goes, let him go.

01:23:16.000 Oh, okay.

01:23:17.000 He's on a roll.

01:23:18.000 He's on a roll.

01:23:19.000 Can't be stopped.

01:23:21.000 So, yeah, of course, there's a million other letters, but lots of good ones, too.

01:23:30.000 I feel like I could do a whole other hour on that.

01:23:32.000 KEXP is endorsed Black Hammer.

01:23:35.000 Do you know KXP is a really, really, it was a really good radio station out of Seattle.

01:23:40.000 I'd listen to it every morning.

01:23:42.000 They had this thing, John in the Morning.

01:23:43.000 They replaced him with the black dude to show support with Black Lives Matter.

01:23:48.000 And then John in the Morning now starts at 10 where you've already started your day.

01:23:51.000 And the black dude, of course, is a Seattle black dude.

01:23:54.000 Like Jimi Hendrix.

01:23:56.000 They're not really black dudes.

01:23:58.000 So he talks black.

01:23:59.000 Yo, that was another rap.

01:24:01.000 We had De La Sol.

01:24:02.000 He plays all this old rap.

01:24:04.000 Yo, that was scientific, refutical, indivisible. 0.98

01:24:08.000 And you're like, this is like, would a rap station, would Kiss FM have their morning be all country after the Waukesha parade to show solidarity with the victims?

01:24:20.000 Like, why are you changing your brand to appease someone?

01:24:22.000 The fucking pandering.

01:24:24.000 Anyway, they went woke and now they're going broke.

01:24:27.000 And Black Hammer, of course, is...

01:24:31.000 Uhuru! 1.00

01:24:34.000 That's Gazzi Kodzo, who I think is a performance artist.

01:24:38.000 Everything he does is a joke.

01:24:40.000 He's pro-Rittenhouse now.

01:24:42.000 He's a nut.

01:24:44.000 He's Charlie Kaufman.

01:24:45.000 He's just, I like him.

01:24:47.000 I think he's a funny, silly guy.

01:24:48.000 And he actually ends up doing a great parody of the pandering.

01:24:52.000 Like when he goes up to, the reason Proud Boys say Uru is because he got all these white people together and had them talk about reparations and have them say things like, yo, you better get that money to these guys or we're going to take it ourselves.

01:25:06.000 White dude saying that.

01:25:07.000 Have you seen that video, Nanny?

01:25:09.000 Oh, my God.

01:25:10.000 Let's play this blast from the past.

01:25:13.000 I have not.

01:25:16.000 This is why we love Uhuru.

01:25:22.000 I mean, I know the guy you're talking about.

01:25:24.000 Gazzi Kadzo.

01:25:27.000 Akwanda, y'all, he says to everyone.

01:25:30.000 So assuming he's a performance artist, and I don't really care if he's doing this on purpose or not, because I get the same laughs either way.

01:25:37.000 Oh, I love that guy.

01:25:39.000 He's great.

01:25:39.000 That's Prince.

01:25:40.000 There he is.

01:25:41.000 Why that?

01:25:43.000 Because I have benefited from the wealth that was stolen from you.

01:25:47.000 As have all my ancestors, the ones who owned slaves and the ones who did not.

01:25:53.000 The white Jews in Hungary.

01:25:54.000 You better tell them the white Jews. 1.00

01:25:56.000 Say that again. 0.71

01:25:56.000 The white Jews in Hungary. 0.71

01:25:58.000 The fake Jews. 1.00

01:25:59.000 Yes, fake white Jews. 0.99

01:26:00.000 Fake white Jews. 1.00

01:26:01.000 She's Jewish, by the way.

01:26:02.000 Absolutely.

01:26:02.000 So you unite with reparations.

01:26:04.000 This is Chicago.

01:26:05.000 They're not in Chicago, I don't think.

01:26:07.000 But this is what I hated about Chicago.

01:26:08.000 It had that vibe.

01:26:10.000 What's up?

01:26:10.000 Yohuru.

01:26:11.000 Uhuru.

01:26:12.000 He's Uhuru.

01:26:13.000 Uhuru?

01:26:14.000 Yohuru.

01:26:14.000 Where you from?

01:26:15.000 Seattle.

01:26:17.000 He raised around all nothing but African people, y'all. 1.00

01:26:19.000 So he don't know nothing about being white.

01:26:21.000 He don't like white people.

01:26:22.000 Ain't that right?

01:26:23.000 All white people are reparations, though. 0.95

01:26:25.000 Absolutely.

01:26:26.000 Oh, what for white people? 0.86

01:26:28.000 That's true.

01:26:28.000 And what's your name is?

01:26:29.000 Prince.

01:26:30.000 What's your name is?

01:26:31.000 Prince.

01:26:31.000 Uhuru.

01:26:32.000 Now, why are you owe for reparations?

01:26:34.000 Because as a white person, I sit on the pedestal of colonialism and slavery that builds not only the wealth of this country, but the whole European people.

01:26:42.000 Too many white people named Prince.

01:26:44.000 Therefore, all white people owe reparations. 0.95

01:26:46.000 Well, he grew up in a black nibble. 1.00

01:26:48.000 Uhuru, you better tell it.

01:26:49.000 Yeah, we coming to get it.

01:26:50.000 Uhuru.

01:26:51.000 We come to get it?

01:26:52.000 Why don't you just take out your own wallet, dumbass?

01:26:54.000 Jesse.

01:26:55.000 Jesse, Jesse.

01:26:56.000 Yes, yo.

01:26:57.000 I'm from Seattle.

01:26:59.000 When do I want it?

01:26:59.000 Now.

01:27:00.000 When do I want it?

01:27:01.000 Now.

01:27:01.000 And you gonna get it for me?

01:27:03.000 Yes, indeed.

01:27:03.000 All right.

01:27:04.000 Well indeed.

01:27:05.000 Because every opportunity and amenity I have profited directly from he's not even doing modern black. 1.00

01:27:16.000 He's doing like MLK fucking 60s Berkeley freedom marches.

01:27:21.000 Every opportunity I have has been an abomination stolen from the black man from the man on the hill. 1.00

01:27:35.000 The man in the hood, the white man.

01:27:37.000 You owe money.

01:27:38.000 Maddie O'Dell is wearing a white money shirt.

01:27:43.000 10 years ago, 20 years ago, he'd have a white hood.

01:27:45.000 His white hood is on the inside.

01:27:48.000 It's time to gather reparations.

01:27:50.000 Every amenity I have.

01:27:52.000 Wait, go back.

01:27:53.000 I need to hear Jesse again.

01:27:54.000 He's losing my voice.

01:27:56.000 I love him.

01:27:56.000 If you want to hear, we're going to come take it.

01:27:59.000 Come to take it.

01:28:00.000 And I've seen Prince take it, all right?

01:28:02.000 We buy a picture of it.

01:28:02.000 Wait, wait, go back to Jesse's speech.

01:28:04.000 I don't watch it.

01:28:06.000 What?

01:28:06.000 Not in a gay way.

01:28:07.000 I've seen Jesse take it.

01:28:09.000 He's like, I'd like to clarify.

01:28:12.000 Everything in this country is soaked, saturated with the blood of slavery, genocide.

01:28:16.000 Even the times that I've had to scrape for dollars in my life, they still bared the face of the slave master, genocidal maniac.

01:28:23.000 And I know full well that even the homeless white man on the street corner is going to get more head nods and ham sandwiches than the black man across the street. 0.73

01:28:30.000 So every white person, no matter how little you got or think you got, you owe money.

01:28:35.000 I owe money.

01:28:36.000 And like my brother Prince said, like my comrade Prince, we're going to get it.

01:28:41.000 See, this is the Weather Underground.

01:28:43.000 This is the Weather Underground's rhetoric, making it till 20, well, this was probably 2019.

01:28:48.000 That was my point of the show, is it's still fucking going.

01:28:53.000 This bullshit self-cookery, this ethnomasochism.

01:28:57.000 But how do you get a skinny 120-pound retard? 1.00

01:29:04.000 Which Jesse or Kazzi?

01:29:06.000 Yeah, to get any of those.

01:29:08.000 Like, if that dude approached me on the street, I'd be like, dude, get the fuck up.

01:29:12.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:29:12.000 I think we've been brainwashed by being in New York so long with you forever.

01:29:16.000 But like, if Gazzi Kadzo came, I don't know, maybe I was a retard when I was 17.

01:29:22.000 I don't, I would hope not.

01:29:24.000 But like, anyone I know, any adult, if he came up with it and said, what do you think about reparations?

01:29:29.000 I just go, I think it's a joke.

01:29:30.000 Bye.

01:29:32.000 But the idea that I'd look into his phone and be like, yo, you better pay him back.

01:29:36.000 Everything I own comes from cotton picking. 0.99

01:29:40.000 Whatever.

01:29:41.000 Had a whole loaded automatic weapon.

01:29:43.000 And these white leftists jumped him, harassed him, and then he defended himself.

01:29:49.000 Doop, do, doop, just like the song says.

01:29:51.000 Don't be cloud chasing.

01:29:52.000 Doot, do, doop.

01:29:53.000 That's what happened.

01:29:54.000 Doot doo doop. 0.83

01:29:54.000 Don't be cloud chasing. 0.83

01:29:56.000 Kyle got that aim, you feel me?

01:29:58.000 And like, so he took out three of them.

01:30:00.000 And they were armed as well.

01:30:02.000 So it wasn't even like he took out like unarmed people.

01:30:04.000 They was armed and attacking him.

01:30:06.000 They was attacking him.

01:30:08.000 Kyle showed you who's tough.

01:30:10.000 And that's why you mad.

01:30:12.000 That's why you mad.

01:30:14.000 You should have listened to Black Hammer. 0.86

01:30:16.000 But now this is under.

01:30:19.000 Worms is eating you and your communist manifesto.

01:30:25.000 So.

01:30:27.000 Wait a minute.

01:30:28.000 He's kind of reminding me of Milo in the sense that I don't want to say the word grifter, but he seems to be like anyone's dog for a bone and changing his political.

01:30:36.000 Yeah, he just totally went.

01:30:37.000 Now he's anti-communist.

01:30:39.000 Black Hammer was a communist thing, wasn't it?

01:30:41.000 And the serfs, the serfs is his Twitter handle.

01:30:46.000 That's white slaves. 1.00

01:30:47.000 That's the original slaves.

01:30:50.000 So I don't know if that's his Twitter handle, to be fair.

01:30:53.000 Oh, let me go back.

01:30:54.000 It could be an aggregate.

01:30:57.000 An aggregate, huh?

01:31:00.000 Two plugs.

01:31:00.000 Oh, okay.

01:31:02.000 So he's not a serf.

01:31:06.000 I wonder if he surfs, though.

01:31:07.000 I'm sorry.

01:31:08.000 I need to go back to the original video, though, and hear Jesse's thing.

01:31:10.000 I talked over it.

01:31:11.000 I don't want to hear about how everything went on come from.

01:31:17.000 You're in fucking Seattle.

01:31:19.000 Blacks shouldn't talk like that in Seattle. 1.00

01:31:22.000 You know how blacks talk in Seattle? 0.65

01:31:25.000 Have you ever been experienced, not necessarily stone, but beautiful?

01:31:32.000 Hey, man.

01:31:33.000 I'm a black dude from Seattle.

01:31:36.000 I sound like a hippie because it's 1970, but if it was 2021, I'd probably just sound a little more like this.

01:31:43.000 And my name would be James Hendricks.

01:31:45.000 Hi, I'm James Hendricks.

01:31:48.000 I'm not a guitar guy.

01:31:49.000 I'm not a hippie.

01:31:51.000 But my dad was a hippie, so he had more of a groovy vibe, man.

01:31:58.000 Reparations, and we're coming to get.

01:32:02.000 What's your name?

01:32:03.000 Jesse.

01:32:04.000 Jesse.

01:32:05.000 You owe me reparations.

01:32:06.000 Correct.

01:32:06.000 And I want it.

01:32:07.000 Correct.

01:32:07.000 When do I want it?

01:32:08.000 Now.

01:32:08.000 When do I want it?

01:32:09.000 Now.

01:32:10.000 And you gonna get it for me?

01:32:11.000 Yes, indeed.

01:32:12.000 All right.

01:32:12.000 Why your reparations?

01:32:13.000 Yes, indeed, is the reality.

01:32:14.000 Every opportunity and amenity I have every opportunity and a moonity and a boonity, dude.

01:32:21.000 Dude, I think you might want to make Jesse a fucking guy.

01:32:24.000 Oh, if his face?

01:32:25.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:32:30.000 Oh, I'm not at the expense of my black and brown brothers and sisters around the world.

01:32:37.000 Everything in this country is soaked, saturated with the blood of slavery, genocide.

01:32:42.000 Even the times that I've had to scrape for dollars in my life that still bared the face of the slave masters.

01:32:48.000 I knew a guy like that.

01:32:49.000 I was in a band with a guy like that, Aiden Gert.

01:32:52.000 He was so fucking black. 1.00

01:32:55.000 And I'm like, we're in Ottawa, Canada, dude.

01:32:58.000 What's with all this like, yo, you know what I'm saying?

01:33:00.000 Because we're making our own society.

01:33:02.000 If you give us a chance.

01:33:04.000 Oh, I shouldn't say that.

01:33:07.000 Oh, I thought that drop-up, man.

01:33:08.000 I'm still living and breathing just like you.

01:33:10.000 We just look a little different.

01:33:11.000 That's why we just have different ways to explore.

01:33:13.000 Which should be the free point of view anyway, you know.

01:33:16.000 Your lyrics seem to have quite a bit of sophistication for what people in America can get from the high school dropouts to your mind.

01:33:26.000 We're for anybody that's gonna get themselves together.

01:33:29.000 You know, we're not putting a whole lot of people sitting around in the big drug bins, sitting around completely.

01:33:35.000 Trying to get this stuff together some kind of way, you know, regardless of it's a dropout of society or whatever it might be, or if it's the people in society, but to get anybody's mind together because communicate.

01:33:46.000 See, liberals have been talking total and utter horseshit for decades.

01:33:52.000 As Christopher Hitchens said, those words don't make any sense in any order.

01:33:59.000 Bob Dylan have a great deal of influence on you.

01:34:01.000 Oh, I love Bob Dylan.

01:34:02.000 Immensely more so, though.

01:34:03.000 Immensely more so.

01:34:05.000 Did he sort of turn your mind on and get you started thinking?

01:34:07.000 Amen.

01:34:08.000 Yeah.

01:34:08.000 Him and his girl named Linda Keith turned my mind on.

01:34:15.000 We're up to over a thousand bucks now.

01:34:18.000 Again, it's give, send, go slash Christmas for Liberty.

01:34:22.000 100%.

01:34:22.000 I'm not even in this.

01:34:24.000 The money doesn't go to me, and then it goes to her.

01:34:26.000 It goes right into Zenoa's bank account.

01:34:32.000 All right, let's take some calls.

01:34:34.000 Shit.

01:34:34.000 We're late for Frigg's.

01:34:37.000 I don't have my little mic thing on my mic thing, Ryan.

01:34:39.000 Oh, welcome.

01:34:39.000 Get it to you.

01:34:42.000 You are on the air.

01:34:44.000 We'll have a conversation.

01:34:45.000 This is a fucking loser.

01:34:47.000 You want me to learn, share, listen, understand why.

01:34:51.000 Hey, why does everyone get two things?

01:34:52.000 You have one thing.

01:34:54.000 Thank you for calling.

01:34:55.000 It was great hearing from you.

01:34:56.000 Bye-bye.

01:34:57.000 All right, next call.

01:35:03.000 Oh, let's get crazy.

01:35:11.000 Let's get nuts.

01:35:12.000 Fucking bird.

01:35:15.000 Oh, is that Jimi Hendrix?

01:35:17.000 No, that was Prince.

01:35:18.000 The guy talking in the other video.

01:35:21.000 What's your name?

01:35:23.000 Prince.

01:35:24.000 Yo, everyone's gonna...

01:35:26.000 Yo, we need reparations, though.

01:35:29.000 You best pay it right now.

01:35:30.000 I'ma come for it.

01:35:32.000 Why don't you just go to your parents' house?

01:35:33.000 You're white. 0.95

01:35:34.000 All right?

01:35:36.000 That's basically what the Weather Underground was doing.

01:35:39.000 They were coming for reparations to their dad's house.

01:35:44.000 And you know what was crazy about their trial?

01:35:47.000 Instead of them going, fuck, we really screwed up here, we're going to jail for 75 years for murdering.

01:35:53.000 They were like, fuck you, you bitch. 1.00

01:35:56.000 They didn't show up in court.

01:35:58.000 In court, they were like, fuck America.

01:36:02.000 For their sentencing, they didn't even come up from the jail cell.

01:36:04.000 They refused to go.

01:36:07.000 And then they go, okay, I guess I appreciate your consistency.

01:36:11.000 You're not a hypocrite, I guess.

01:36:13.000 But you know, you're looking at 75 years, right?

01:36:16.000 And they go, bullshit.

01:36:18.000 There won't be a fucking state.

01:36:21.000 This country won't exist in five years.

01:36:25.000 And then I'll be free.

01:36:27.000 40 years later, Andrew Como takes the key out.

01:36:30.000 He's got a white beard down to the ground.

01:36:33.000 Oh, Mario Cuomo?

01:36:34.000 They regularly escaped.

01:36:36.000 Did I say Mario?

01:36:37.000 No, was it Andrew or Mario?

01:36:39.000 It was Andrew.

01:36:40.000 It happened the last two years, right?

01:36:41.000 Oh, snap. 0.99

01:36:42.000 You're listening to the show?

01:36:43.000 But the bridge, is that an Andrew Cuomo bridge or the Mario?

01:36:46.000 That's the Mario Cuomo.

01:36:47.000 That's my father.

01:36:47.000 Oh, fuck.

01:36:48.000 I fucked up.

01:36:49.000 That's the Mario Cuomo Bridge.

01:36:52.000 It used to be the Tap and Z, right?

01:36:54.000 Yep.

01:36:56.000 It's kind of the Andrew Cuomo Bridge, though.

01:36:58.000 Because he's the one who named it after his dad.

01:37:00.000 Sons get everything from their fathers once they pass away, so technically. 0.82

01:37:04.000 No, but it's the Andrew Cuomo Bridge in many ways.

01:37:08.000 It's his little pet project.

01:37:10.000 Ooh, maybe in the future, if you're sentence, like if you identify as a dog, they'll give you like seven years, dog years, and it'll be over quick.

01:37:18.000 What's with your little tick where you always adjust the mic and re-screw the side things every time you talk?

01:37:24.000 Because, you know, when I'm talking off-camera like this, it covers my face.

01:37:27.000 That's fine, man.

01:37:28.000 But if I'm now on the camera.

01:37:30.000 What's with the knobs adjusting there.

01:37:32.000 It's a tick.

01:37:34.000 Maybe it is.

01:37:36.000 Yeah, I guess I'd say it's just fine.

01:37:37.000 If I move it, then I gotta.

01:37:40.000 You're out of focus.

01:37:41.000 You're a retard. 1.00

01:37:43.000 Let's take a call for a change.

01:37:45.000 Well, all right.

01:37:46.000 Thanks for calling.

01:37:48.000 Fucking Evans on the line, supposedly.

01:37:52.000 What's up, Evs?

01:37:54.000 I should have just read Maddie Letters, fuck. 1.00

01:37:57.000 Fucking Maddie letters, fuck. 0.58

01:38:00.000 Because people ask you all these questions, and then it's a week later, and it gets buried.

01:38:06.000 Or as we say in Canada, buried.

01:38:08.000 Buried.

01:38:10.000 You know what I'm saying, eh?

01:38:14.000 All right.

01:38:15.000 Let's try this guy.

01:38:16.000 No, Evan.

01:38:16.000 I'll keep him on hold.

01:38:17.000 There we go.

01:38:18.000 Yeah, it does work.

01:38:19.000 Hello.

01:38:21.000 Hey, Gavin.

01:38:22.000 Uhuru.

01:38:23.000 Uhuru.

01:38:24.000 Uhuru.

01:38:25.000 Hey.

01:38:26.000 Hey, so listen to some old episodes of you on the blaze and whatnot, and even on Red Eye, you had a couple episodes of Nick Mullen.

01:38:35.000 What do you think about Nick Mullen?

01:38:36.000 You got his vibe?

01:38:38.000 Yeah, seems like a good guy.

01:38:40.000 He seems kind of like kind of wary of me.

01:38:43.000 Like, we could probably get along, but he's like, I don't know if I like you or very trepidatious.

01:38:50.000 I got the same vibe from Scott Greer.

01:38:53.000 And then after I did the show with Scott in DC there, I go, I felt bad that we didn't get along because we have everything in common.

01:39:01.000 I really like the guy.

01:39:02.000 And I was like, hey, Scott, how are we doing?

01:39:05.000 He's like, fine.

01:39:06.000 We're pissing together.

01:39:07.000 And I go, you want to do a little toots magoots?

01:39:09.000 And he goes, yeah, okay.

01:39:10.000 So I take out a bag of Coke.

01:39:12.000 I feed him some bumps.

01:39:13.000 I do it.

01:39:14.000 And then I go back into my producer's office and she's bawling her eyes out. 1.00

01:39:18.000 And she's like, what the fuck have you done, you idiot? 0.55

01:39:21.000 I'm like, what's wrong?

01:39:22.000 She goes, your mic was on.

01:39:24.000 You're going to get fired.

01:39:26.000 I don't want this show to end.

01:39:28.000 And I was like, Ricky, Ricky, honey, honey, shh.

01:39:31.000 I'm getting fired.

01:39:33.000 It's going to happen.

01:39:35.000 If it's not today, it'll be in a week, in a month, in a year.

01:39:39.000 It's happening.

01:39:40.000 And it happened many months later.

01:39:43.000 But yeah, I like the guy.

01:39:44.000 He's a cool guy.

01:39:45.000 Thanks for calling.

01:39:46.000 He's just...

01:39:47.000 The thing is, he's autistic.

01:39:48.000 And he admits that.

01:39:50.000 Yeah, I don't know.

01:39:51.000 And I watched that episode after listening to Cometown.

01:39:54.000 I finally got into that show.

01:39:55.000 And then I was like, let me watch that episode with Gavin.

01:39:57.000 And he just walks into the room without checking to see if he should walk in or whatever.

01:40:03.000 And you're like, so you just walk in?

01:40:05.000 And then that was like a weird start.

01:40:06.000 But then it was a great episode after that.

01:40:08.000 He's a very funny dude, I'll give you a bad thing.

01:40:10.000 Yeah, he's funny.

01:40:11.000 I guess the answer is, I like him.

01:40:13.000 He doesn't like me.

01:40:14.000 He doesn't dislike you.

01:40:18.000 Okay, we got motherfucking...

01:40:20.000 Let's try Evan again.

01:40:23.000 Maybe got a rough run of it.

01:40:24.000 Evan.

01:40:27.000 Come on, man.

01:40:29.000 Never give anyone a second chance.

01:40:32.000 Sorry, Ev.

01:40:33.000 Evsky.

01:40:35.000 Sacco.

01:40:38.000 Or Dan.

01:40:38.000 Hello.

01:40:39.000 Hello.

01:40:42.000 You there, Gavin?

01:40:44.000 Yep, let's go.

01:40:46.000 Hey, so I just had a question.

01:40:50.000 Let's say you're really into a female artist and you find out a few weeks later that she's actually trans.

01:40:57.000 Would that affect your SED fan of them at all?

01:41:01.000 Absolutely not.

01:41:02.000 I couldn't care less if it's good music.

01:41:05.000 That's good.

01:41:06.000 If the lyrics were annoying, that would get on my nerves.

01:41:09.000 There's that band, The Desperacitos, and I like that song, 1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, dee, dee, dee, but then I hear there are other songs and they're talking about capitalism and stuff and it gets tedious.

01:41:22.000 Like same with the shizmob and sometimes the cop hating gets a little much. 0.99

01:41:27.000 But now if it's good music, who cares?

01:41:29.000 What kind of Nazi would demand that all musicians totally adhere to all of their political affiliations?

01:41:38.000 Yeah.

01:41:39.000 Yeah, I was assuming that would be your point of view because you played an intro.

01:41:44.000 So the song you used for an intro like two weeks ago is by an artist called Ethel Kane.

01:41:49.000 It was actually a really good song.

01:41:50.000 She kind of has a bit of a Lina Del Rey vibe, but she is actually trans. 1.00

01:41:55.000 And what's her name?

01:41:56.000 Apple Kane?

01:41:59.000 Ethel Kane.

01:42:00.000 You guys played a song called Crush by her?

01:42:02.000 No way.

01:42:04.000 She's trans? 1.00

01:42:05.000 Yeah, she's trans, Ryan.

01:42:07.000 What the fuck?

01:42:08.000 She's hot. 1.00

01:42:10.000 She is hot. 1.00

01:42:11.000 She's got a good look.

01:42:12.000 Would you fuck a tranny in prison? 1.00

01:42:16.000 Wait, that doesn't make sense.

01:42:17.000 She showed her ass and all that. 1.00

01:42:22.000 Remember?

01:42:23.000 Yeah, she's a full-on hot tranny who's making cool music. 1.00

01:42:28.000 All right.

01:42:28.000 Are you Ethel Kane?

01:42:32.000 No.

01:42:33.000 Anyway, she's really talented, and you should check her out.

01:42:36.000 She's got a new single out that's available on Spotify and Soundwave.

01:42:43.000 Okay, thanks for calling.

01:42:44.000 The thing was, everybody told her that she would make it, you know, and I'm angry.

01:42:48.000 She was angry about that.

01:42:49.000 She was really self-conscious about her boobs. 0.99

01:42:51.000 What do you think of them?

01:43:01.000 I gotta admit, that one got me.

01:43:03.000 I did not see that coming.

01:43:05.000 It's a tricky tranny. 0.98

01:43:06.000 Tricky tranny. 1.00

01:43:07.000 They should have changed their band name to that.

01:43:09.000 No, I hate that band.

01:43:11.000 They suck.

01:43:11.000 Yeah.

01:43:12.000 Fucking gross.

01:43:13.000 She's that fucking chick. 1.00

01:43:14.000 I was gonna fuck her, but now she has a dick, so she can go fuck off. 1.00

01:43:18.000 Yeah.

01:43:20.000 Fucking bitch. 1.00

01:43:22.000 That's not your mother. 1.00

01:43:23.000 It's a man, baby.

01:43:26.000 Hey, Maddie, could you think I can get a bunch of money?

01:43:29.000 Absolutely.

01:43:32.000 If that is a woman, it does look like she was beaten with an ugly stick. 0.78

01:43:36.000 We have Mark on the line.

01:43:39.000 Hey.

01:43:41.000 Hey, Baggetts. 0.93

01:43:42.000 I mean, not Baggets. 0.82

01:43:43.000 Fellows.

01:43:44.000 Hello.

01:43:46.000 Hello?

01:43:48.000 Hey, can you hear me?

01:43:49.000 Yep.

01:43:50.000 Hey, what's up, guys?

01:43:51.000 Maddie looking sexy as fuck.

01:43:56.000 Hey, hey, yeah, so I was calling up because, I mean, I know my first mistake is like being on dating sites, but what I do and everything, it's kind of hard to get out there all the time.

01:44:07.000 But I got, I guess I was like recorded or something for being, I had like kind of like a MAGA thing on my profile.

01:44:18.000 And I was talking to this one girl specifically.

01:44:21.000 And I mentioned that I listened to your show.

01:44:26.000 And then like the next day, I'm getting, I try to log on and I get, I'm off.

01:44:36.000 And then it was weird.

01:44:38.000 And then the following hours, so I get this email saying that I'm suspended for potential racist, homophobic language or whatever.

01:44:53.000 And it's crazy, hell.

01:44:56.000 Like just because, you know, like even like a political affiliation or whatever, people just, without even any evidence or anything, just kind of kick you off these things.

01:45:07.000 It's crazy, man.

01:45:08.000 Yeah, I've always, well, I said the other week, you should just say MAGA on your dating thing and get it out of the way, but I guess not if you're getting kicked off.

01:45:16.000 How old are you?

01:45:18.000 35.

01:45:20.000 And what city are you in?

01:45:22.000 Philly, Philadelphia.

01:45:24.000 So Philadelphia is not too woke, is it?

01:45:27.000 No, it really is.

01:45:28.000 I can't do shit.

01:45:29.000 In the city, I have to go outside of it because a lot of places are like vaccine pass cards and all this shit.

01:45:38.000 And it's like, you know, it's crazy because, you know, I can't go to any of the like trendy bars that I used to go to because like, you know, I haven't gotten, I'm not going to get vaccinated or anything like that.

01:45:50.000 Personal choice.

01:45:52.000 Get a fake card.

01:45:53.000 Yeah, you know, I've tried to.

01:45:57.000 But, you know, I'm in the process of possibly doing that.

01:46:01.000 But yeah, it's like, it's just, it sucks.

01:46:05.000 And it's crazy.

01:46:06.000 Yeah, like all I did was I, because I heard, I was like, hey, that's a pretty good thing.

01:46:10.000 Like you said, like, do MAGA.

01:46:11.000 And I, and I did that because like, and yeah, I guess I got some hate work or something because, yeah, I got kicked off.

01:46:19.000 And, you know, well, you got fired, you got in trouble.

01:46:24.000 And now you're not getting laid.

01:46:27.000 All right.

01:46:27.000 Thanks for calling.

01:46:28.000 You're on your own.

01:46:33.000 Is there another way to do that?

01:46:35.000 Yeah, you got to go to the Dayton site.

01:46:37.000 It's sponsored for a couple of days.

01:46:39.000 A couple of weeks.

01:46:40.000 What do you mean?

01:46:41.000 ROM or Room.

01:46:43.000 It was a conservative Dayton site.

01:46:46.000 Oh, right.

01:46:46.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:46:48.000 That one barely has anyone on it, though.

01:46:50.000 Doesn't it have like 200 people in it?

01:46:53.000 It's a great site.

01:46:54.000 They were a sponsor.

01:46:56.000 They might be a sponsor in the future.

01:46:57.000 And I think they do a great job.

01:46:59.000 Okay.

01:47:01.000 But maybe there's a gray area where instead of saying MAGA, you could just be like not a fan of big government or like disappointed in Biden.

01:47:15.000 Christian? 0.80

01:47:16.000 Bald Eagle?

01:47:17.000 Christian? 0.80

01:47:17.000 Yeah. 0.80

01:47:18.000 Yeah, that's a good one.

01:47:19.000 I believe in God.

01:47:21.000 That'll at least get you into the zone.

01:47:24.000 All right, next caller.

01:47:28.000 This guy's talking about the black bald eagle.

01:47:32.000 Ben Crump?

01:47:34.000 Go here, sir.

01:47:34.000 What you badass?

01:47:35.000 Hey, it is Ben Crump.

01:47:37.000 Hi, Ben.

01:47:39.000 Hey, what's going on, man?

01:47:42.000 Let's get Crumped.

01:47:44.000 Hey, so I'm in the chat here.

01:47:47.000 There's a lot of beef about Rittenhouse.

01:47:50.000 And I know I was watching this show the other day, and you said you were having some guy on.

01:47:54.000 You were going to interview some guy who helped raise money for him.

01:47:59.000 Yeah, I'm getting John Pierce on the show live in the studio.

01:48:03.000 So that you can press that guy.

01:48:07.000 This is the big thing.

01:48:08.000 I was talking to these lawyers.

01:48:09.000 I'm from Chicago.

01:48:10.000 I was talking to these lawyers, and they're saying that all these people that raised money for Kyle beforehand, you know, they were on his side.

01:48:18.000 They were doing the right thing.

01:48:19.000 Now the media is slamming them.

01:48:21.000 You know, Kyle came out and did that Tucker interview saying, oh, you know, those guys were fucking me over and all this and blah, blah, blah.

01:48:30.000 But then he got off.

01:48:31.000 And this new team that's with him, they're truly handling him.

01:48:36.000 And there's a lot of people, all the baby monsters fired up in the chat.

01:48:40.000 And if you get this guy on, you got to press him about that and see what he thinks about, you know, the change in defense teams and stuff like that.

01:48:48.000 I mean, they won the case for him.

01:48:49.000 And we watched them do the trial.

01:48:52.000 It sounded pretty good.

01:48:54.000 But they are...

01:48:55.000 Matty, you can't yawn on air.

01:48:58.000 I have a lack of oxygen to the brain.

01:49:02.000 Nobody yawn is.

01:49:04.000 That is true.

01:49:05.000 Well, that makes it sound severe.

01:49:07.000 Oh, okay.

01:49:07.000 I'm sorry.

01:49:08.000 I didn't know you had a yawning deficiency.

01:49:12.000 So they did a good job, but maybe they're scamming him.

01:49:16.000 Like the $60 million lawsuit with Joy Behar and Whoopi Goldberg, the stupidest names in the world.

01:49:22.000 That's all it is.

01:49:24.000 They're his cash cow.

01:49:25.000 They're going to make a lot more money than John Pierce ever made.

01:49:29.000 So I'm obviously going to do it in an open-minded way and just be like, I like John.

01:49:35.000 I talked to him a lot before.

01:49:38.000 I think I even talked to him before Kyle Rittenhouse.

01:49:41.000 But I've known him for a while.

01:49:42.000 Great guy, interesting dude.

01:49:45.000 Let's sit him down.

01:49:46.000 And I'm not going to shy away from any of the allegations, but I'm going to be like, did you scam him?

01:49:50.000 Did you raise money and steal it?

01:49:54.000 Why did you keep him in jail?

01:49:56.000 Is the other dude a psycho?

01:49:58.000 Is he your friend?

01:50:00.000 You know, like a normal fucking interview.

01:50:02.000 This used to be pretty commonplace.

01:50:05.000 They had David Duke on CNN, ESPN.

01:50:09.000 Like, we used to talk to people.

01:50:13.000 A lot of these people don't get out.

01:50:15.000 They don't get in front of people.

01:50:16.000 They don't get interviews anymore.

01:50:17.000 So, you know, people don't hear from them.

01:50:19.000 But, hey, you solved Ryan's problem for when you fired him, though.

01:50:22.000 There's a lot of money in making that commercial music and shit.

01:50:26.000 Ryan, you got a future.

01:50:28.000 You can make music.

01:50:29.000 You're not allowed to think.

01:50:30.000 Thank you for calling.

01:50:31.000 By the way, I didn't talk about my new pants.

01:50:35.000 pantalones.

01:50:37.000 Grease.

01:50:38.000 They're called Grease Point.

01:50:40.000 You know how my new thing is LARPing as a welder?

01:50:43.000 So these are Japanese denim.

01:50:46.000 Oh! 0.60

01:50:47.000 They cost me a fucking like $350.

01:50:50.000 But it's super thick denim.

01:50:52.000 And when you buy them, you can't put them on because a 34-waist feels like a 29 waist.

01:50:59.000 But you got to like stretch them out.

01:51:01.000 And it takes like a week before they don't feel like you're wearing cardboard pants.

01:51:06.000 But bring up Grease Point Workwear.

01:51:10.000 Because now I'm addicted.

01:51:12.000 Now I fucking love them.

01:51:15.000 They still feel like cardboard.

01:51:17.000 This is what pants felt like in the 20s. 0.98

01:51:20.000 My new welder look is going great.

01:51:22.000 My wife came into the bedroom this morning. 0.99

01:51:24.000 She goes, I went through some old stuff here.

01:51:27.000 I found your LARPing blue-collar car hoat jacket and then your LARPing East London gangster jacket, your Crombie coat.

01:51:36.000 And I like snatched it.

01:51:38.000 I was like, what do you think fashion is?

01:51:39.000 It's all LARPing.

01:51:40.000 Yeah.

01:51:41.000 Exactly.

01:51:42.000 And it's not LARPing.

01:51:42.000 It's an homage.

01:51:44.000 Paying tribute to the words.

01:51:45.000 It's the tip of the hat.

01:51:48.000 Like the old mobster look.

01:51:50.000 Not all of those people were friends of Al Capone.

01:51:54.000 Look at rap, the whole Uyghur look. 1.00

01:51:58.000 Not that I want to be sided with those guys, but look at punks.

01:52:02.000 They weren't all in a band.

01:52:07.000 But yeah, those are the pants.

01:52:11.000 I'm not seeing any good pictures of the pants.

01:52:13.000 Yeah, those are the ones.

01:52:15.000 Those are them, but just like...

01:52:17.000 Yeah, that's a different fabric.

01:52:18.000 There's fucking thick, and they feel like they're going to last for 100 years.

01:52:20.000 Those are the ones I have on now.

01:52:22.000 And they say, where would you like your knife pocket to be?

01:52:27.000 Nice.

01:52:29.000 You put your knife.

01:52:31.000 I've got a little knife pocket.

01:52:33.000 Like your leather man is in your knife pocket.

01:52:37.000 I mean, sometimes, like when I put these on, I know this is gay. 0.56

01:52:41.000 I got to buy you a proper knife.

01:52:42.000 But I'm looking at myself in the mirror this morning.

01:52:45.000 I'm like, why does this bitch not want to blow me right now? 1.00

01:52:52.000 I swear to God, that's not even a joke.

01:52:55.000 That's why.

01:52:56.000 That's a nice one.

01:52:58.000 And that's legal for a felon, right?

01:53:00.000 Because it's not too long.

01:53:01.000 Yeah, I have to have very small knives.

01:53:06.000 The blade is two inches or less due to the quality of life laws in New York City.

01:53:15.000 Why don't I like my knife?

01:53:16.000 I love my knife.

01:53:17.000 Well, it's like a multi-tool.

01:53:18.000 Yeah, it's like.

01:53:18.000 Like by the time you opened it and actually pulled the blade out, you're dead.

01:53:23.000 Yeah, pretty much.

01:53:25.000 Yeah.

01:53:26.000 And in New York City, they don't want you to display it, like how it sticks out of our pockets with the little clip.

01:53:31.000 They actually don't want you to do that.

01:53:33.000 Is that illegal, though, or just frowning?

01:53:34.000 No, it's, I mean, they could probably break your chops.

01:53:39.000 Yeah, no, I can't give up my leather man, dude.

01:53:41.000 No, you don't have to give it up.

01:53:42.000 I use the screwdriver, all of that shit.

01:53:45.000 And this isn't even a big to-do.

01:53:47.000 This is like their lowest Phi one.

01:53:50.000 Yeah, I'm saying by the time you open it and actually get the blade out, could be too late.

01:53:56.000 Well, if I was in a dangerous situation, I would already have it in my hand.

01:53:59.000 There you go.

01:54:00.000 Situational awareness.

01:54:02.000 Very difficult situation.

01:54:04.000 I don't need a knife, though.

01:54:06.000 I'm a ningistic fighter.

01:54:08.000 I would just use these murder weapons.

01:54:11.000 Are they registered?

01:54:13.000 Deadly weapons?

01:54:15.000 The fucking coach at our gym was talking about one of this, this hothead WAP, this hothead zip at the gym who beat the shit out of someone. 1.00

01:54:23.000 And he's like, if I hear about anyone doing that outside, I don't mind if you're defending someone, but if you're starting fights, you're fucking out of this gym forever.

01:54:32.000 And you've got to understand that in the law, what you're doing here is you're learning a skill and you will actually face bigger retribution in court because you use this weapon.

01:54:45.000 And I'm like, that doesn't sound true.

01:54:47.000 No.

01:54:48.000 What a pile of horseshit.

01:54:50.000 Like we're super...

01:54:51.000 We learn superpowers?

01:54:54.000 Sir, you're being charged with assault.

01:54:56.000 That guy knows jiu-jitsu.

01:54:58.000 Oh, whoa.

01:55:00.000 Deadly weapon.

01:55:02.000 You have...

01:55:02.000 I thought they were just hands.

01:55:04.000 I didn't know they were deadly weapons.

01:55:06.000 Oh, double the charges.

01:55:09.000 Attempted murder.

01:55:11.000 A fucking pile of horseshit.

01:55:12.000 I've got to register my hands as deadly weapons.

01:55:15.000 I've got to roast him.

01:55:16.000 He's turning 50.

01:55:17.000 I've got to roast him the day after the telephone.

01:55:22.000 So I will have been up all night, and then I got to go out and fucking party with those guys.

01:55:28.000 May have to talk to my friend, Mr. Mess.

01:55:31.000 Oh, Bobby P. Bobby P. Bobby Possumcod.

01:55:36.000 Scott doesn't understand the bird, which is the bald eagle.

01:55:42.000 Fake laugh.

01:55:44.000 Okay, let's get another call.

01:55:45.000 Oh, Tulsi Fixter. 0.96

01:55:47.000 Tulsi Gabbard.

01:55:51.000 That's my pick on the Republican ticket.

01:55:58.000 John DeSantis and Tulsi Gabbard.

01:56:01.000 I'm feeling that too.

01:56:04.000 She's cool.

01:56:05.000 And lefties like her. 1.00

01:56:07.000 Nah, they fucking sold her out. 1.00

01:56:09.000 She did pose with Antifa.

01:56:11.000 She sold her out.

01:56:12.000 I mean, they sold her.

01:56:13.000 They shut her down. 1.00

01:56:14.000 They fucked her up.

01:56:15.000 Hillary Clinton called her a Russian operative?

01:56:18.000 Yes.

01:56:20.000 Yeah, and those are make the best conservatives. 0.87

01:56:22.000 She's wars in Iraq and Afghanistan and congressmen for eight years and squeak. 1.00

01:56:29.000 Are you kidding me?

01:56:31.000 A conservative is a liberal who got mugged, and there's no better righty than someone who was on, like Cassandra Fairbanks was on the left, and then she started getting into Julian Assange, and Antifa stabbed her in the back, almost literally, and now she's like, ride or die.

01:56:46.000 And Wolverine's daughter, what's her name?

01:56:49.000 Lara Hogan.

01:56:54.000 She was raped during the Arab Spring at 60 Minutes.

01:56:58.000 Like, go over there.

01:56:58.000 It's just a bunch of cool Muslim hippies.

01:57:01.000 And they're defying tyranny.

01:57:03.000 Okay, I'll go there with my long blonde hair. 0.87

01:57:06.000 Gets in there.

01:57:07.000 Hello.

01:57:07.000 I think she's South African or something.

01:57:09.000 We're here in the Arab Spring.

01:57:11.000 Whoa! 0.71

01:57:12.000 Yank her in, finger her pussy, finger her asshole, bite her tits, like a monkey gang rape. 1.00

01:57:19.000 And now she's at Fox Nation doing wonderful work, and she's one of the most woke righties that we've got.

01:57:28.000 Lara, what's her fucking name? 0.99

01:57:31.000 Ryan's sitting over there chugging water.

01:57:34.000 Yes.

01:57:35.000 We're partying.

01:57:36.000 Is that her name, Lara Logan?

01:57:38.000 Yeah.

01:57:40.000 That's her. 0.88

01:57:42.000 So Tulsi is one of those.

01:57:45.000 Yeah, she didn't get her tits bitten, but how do you know? 0.98

01:57:50.000 Maybe by her husband. 0.69

01:57:51.000 Have you ever bit a tit in your life?

01:57:54.000 I've never bit a tit.

01:57:55.000 I bit some nipples.

01:57:56.000 Oh, you bit the nip. 0.87

01:57:57.000 But have you ever bit a tit?

01:57:59.000 Yeah.

01:57:59.000 I think so.

01:58:00.000 What about you, Maddie?

01:58:03.000 I never really bit one, but I knew a girl who liked to bite. 1.00

01:58:08.000 She used to like to bite me. 1.00

01:58:12.000 Where would she bite you? 0.96

01:58:13.000 All over.

01:58:14.000 I'd be like, wow.

01:58:15.000 When did you like it?

01:58:18.000 I had to go to my fucking parole officer the next day.

01:58:21.000 And he was like, what happened to your face?

01:58:26.000 You wouldn't understand.

01:58:28.000 He was just getting a fight.

01:58:29.000 I go, no.

01:58:31.000 I was with a very liberalness lady. 0.89

01:58:33.000 Oh, she loved it.

01:58:35.000 To bite my mouth.

01:58:36.000 She loved to bite and just sore her mouth. 0.95

01:58:40.000 That's pretty cool.

01:58:41.000 What are you doing?

01:58:43.000 Where is she now? 0.93

01:58:45.000 She probably still lives in Yonkers. 0.99

01:58:48.000 Yeah.

01:58:49.000 I can get my dick bite.

01:58:50.000 Let's get her on the line. 1.00

01:58:51.000 I like a good dick bite.

01:58:53.000 Dick bite? 0.94

01:58:54.000 I may have had that in a very, very non-consequential way, just like a...

01:59:00.000 A little scrape?

01:59:01.000 No, like a right under the head ridge, like hard.

01:59:05.000 You're joking.

01:59:05.000 No, I'm not.

01:59:07.000 Hold on.

01:59:08.000 You get worse every day.

01:59:11.000 You like to be bitten on your penis below your head. 0.99

01:59:16.000 Fully hard.

01:59:17.000 Correct.

01:59:18.000 And like scrape it back.

01:59:21.000 And what?

01:59:22.000 Yeah.

01:59:22.000 Scrape back over the head.

01:59:24.000 Are you lying?

01:59:25.000 I'm not lying.

01:59:26.000 Hey.

01:59:26.000 You've got to be lying.

01:59:27.000 I'm not.

01:59:29.000 What else do you like?

01:59:30.000 Sardines and Mondays?

01:59:32.000 I like sardines.

01:59:33.000 I like anchovies and pimentos and olive oil and balsamic vinegar.

01:59:37.000 What else do you like?

01:59:37.000 Traffic?

01:59:39.000 No, I don't like traffic.

01:59:40.000 You like teeth scraping over your head? 0.98

01:59:43.000 Yeah, or like right below it.

01:59:46.000 I would let...

01:59:48.000 But not the vein.

01:59:48.000 If someone had leukemia and scraping teeth over my head would save them, I would be.

01:59:54.000 That's about it.

01:59:55.000 They would be a dead person.

01:59:57.000 That way.

01:59:58.000 I'd say, well, kids, you had a good life.

02:00:01.000 The problem is, you don't want to damage the vein on the bottom.

02:00:07.000 So then if you go sideways, you'd be like, can you just blow the head?

02:00:12.000 Wait, so now you're scraping teeth on the sides of your head.

02:00:15.000 Or just right off of the vein part, so that way it doesn't fuck up your piss hook.

02:00:19.000 Well, that would be your shaft. 0.94

02:00:21.000 Yeah, I guess so.

02:00:22.000 No, but wait, I thought you said it was the head.

02:00:24.000 You start at the bottom of the head and you go over the mushroom.

02:00:26.000 But much like how this is, let's see.

02:00:31.000 This is the front, and then underneath there's the P part.

02:00:35.000 Yeah, your re-thread.

02:00:36.000 This is where your wreath, yeah, the P part. 0.90

02:00:38.000 So if you just kind of, instead of bite like this.

02:00:41.000 No, we know what the word sideways means.

02:00:43.000 Thank you for that.

02:00:44.000 It's that movie with Paul Giamatti.

02:00:47.000 There you go.

02:00:48.000 There you go.

02:00:49.000 Okay, we're over time.

02:00:51.000 Let's do one more call.

02:00:55.000 This guy's Jack Poop Pants.

02:00:57.000 Or Jack Poop Store?

02:01:00.000 Yeah, am I on?

02:01:01.000 You're on.

02:01:04.000 So, Gavin, I hate to ruin your entire universe, but you professed before that you were of the belief that women don't poop.

02:01:14.000 I know that to be true.

02:01:16.000 Yeah, well, I have a story where when I was in college, there was a chick who I went back home to visit my folks, and she went up with me, and right at the end of the weekend,

02:01:32.000 she pokes her head out of the guest room as I'm walking by and says, hey, do you have a plunger?

02:01:41.000 And so she probably clogs the toilet with her XSP. 1.00

02:01:47.000 Yeah, we'll discuss that, Gavin.

02:01:51.000 But so I went up to my bathroom.

02:01:55.000 We only had one plunger in the house.

02:01:57.000 It kept in my bathroom because I take some heavy-duty stuff.

02:02:02.000 Because men checked.

02:02:03.000 Came downstairs.

02:02:04.000 Yeah, yeah, totally.

02:02:07.000 So I brought it down to the guest room, just gave it to her.

02:02:10.000 And she went in and I stood outside waiting.

02:02:14.000 And then she comes back out.

02:02:17.000 They don't get the physics of plunging.

02:02:19.000 There is a slight, not a lot, but there's a little talent to it.

02:02:23.000 You can't have air on the thing, and you've got to suck it out and push it in.

02:02:26.000 It's not that easy, but it's easy.

02:02:29.000 But sorry, go ahead.

02:02:30.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:02:30.000 So she obviously was pretty inexperienced with this.

02:02:33.000 So she comes back to me and is like, hey, it's not working.

02:02:36.000 So I try to explain the science to her and be like, all right, look, you want to get a nice airtight seal around the hole and just go back and forth, you know, like work it out.

02:02:46.000 It's not just about pushing.

02:02:47.000 It's about pulling, too.

02:02:50.000 Yeah.

02:02:51.000 So she goes back in, comes back out and says, like, she's got tears in her eyes, says, it's not working.

02:02:59.000 And so now I've got tears in my eyes because I'm crying, laughing.

02:03:03.000 And so I go in there and I see what looks like a bog that would be on like swamp people or something like that.

02:03:13.000 And I see what no man should ever see.

02:03:18.000 And I have to clog my, at the time, girlfriend's toilet.

02:03:23.000 And I hate to burst your bubble, but I saw some things that you would not believe.

02:03:28.000 And it's not bubblegum.

02:03:31.000 Are you sure it wasn't chocolate bubblegum?

02:03:33.000 Yeah, it could be a Tootsie roll.

02:03:35.000 I mean, I tasted it because I've been listening to you at the time, and no, I've never had before.

02:03:44.000 You had a bad batch of chocolate bubblegum.

02:03:47.000 Her stomach's upset, and sometimes the bubblegum that comes out is brown because it's chocolate.

02:03:52.000 And if it tastes bad, that's because it's a bad batch.

02:03:55.000 That's right.

02:03:56.000 All right, look, I'm man enough to admit when I'm wrong, and I think that that's probably the best theory.

02:04:03.000 Thank you so much for making that clear for me, because I thought that my whole world was ruined.

02:04:08.000 No, no, no, no, no.

02:04:09.000 Apology accepted, sir.

02:04:10.000 We all make mistakes.

02:04:11.000 Women still don't poo. 1.00

02:04:13.000 That's been settled.

02:04:14.000 I know a guy.

02:04:15.000 I know a guy, a Japanese guy, who moved to Seattle, actually, from your neck of the woods, upstate New York, from Pinghamton, whatever.

02:04:24.000 And he had the exact same story.

02:04:27.000 First date, he brings his girlfriend to meet his parents.

02:04:31.000 She's a plump Jewish woman. 0.66

02:04:33.000 And she fucking fouls up the toilet with her chocolate bubblegum. 1.00

02:04:36.000 And she goes, do you have a plunger?

02:04:39.000 And he's like, I don't know.

02:04:40.000 This is my parents' house.

02:04:41.000 What the fuck?

02:04:42.000 So she goes, Dad, do you have a plunger?

02:04:44.000 And he goes, oh, the Japanese, like all Asians, have no souls.

02:04:51.000 So they're not grossed out.

02:04:53.000 They're like, I am robot.

02:04:55.000 So the dad comes up and he sees her shit, and there was quite a bit of it.

02:05:00.000 And he's like, oh, very healthy.

02:05:02.000 You have a good digestive system.

02:05:06.000 And gets in plunging like he was just doing it like a farm animal did it.

02:05:11.000 Zero problems whatsoever.

02:05:13.000 You got to do what you got to do.

02:05:14.000 Is that the way you guys are with shit, Ryan?

02:05:17.000 Yes.

02:05:18.000 Does that shit on you?

02:05:19.000 No.

02:05:20.000 Well, their toilets are in the floor.

02:05:21.000 Because then I can't examine it well.

02:05:23.000 What if I just took a dump on your leg right now? 0.69

02:05:25.000 Would you be like, oh, you're very healthy?

02:05:28.000 That's good shit.

02:05:29.000 If it was healthy, but I've seen your Galapagos Island shits in there.

02:05:33.000 Ryan, that's something I sent to you privately in our texts, and you just made it public on a show.

02:05:41.000 That's a private text you just made public.

02:05:43.000 I apologize.

02:05:44.000 So don't show it?

02:05:46.000 If you dare show any of the shit pics I privately sent I'm sorry, I sneezed I pressed a button and what happened was that's our public shit That's your shit looks like seaweed I think that's the end of the show I don't know if there'll be one tomorrow well I'm I was get fired get in trouble be brave never

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - December 03, 2021

GOML LIVE #125 - THE WEATHER UNDERGROUND 2

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