Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - January 14, 2022


GOML LIVE #131 - THE LYING EPISODE (Part 1)

Topics
saltwater tank salt water tank
Hosted by
Gavin McInnes
Mentioned
Matty O'Dell Ryan Roger Mortimer Johnny Appleseed Joey Moretz Nick SBF Buster Unboxing Mantis Shrimp Tactical Walls Roger Marais Jim McGinnis Darth Vader Max Hare Prometheus Styrofoam Marette Stalin Jamie Venmo Jimmy and 4 more
S04E74 - RETARD NATION S04E76 - GUIDE TO THE WORLD

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30 minutes

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5,016

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643

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Misogyny

15

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165

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12

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On this episode of GOML Live, Gav and Ryan are joined by Matty O'Dell to talk about the latest on Roger Moretz and the Mantis shrimp. Also, the boys talk about how much they would like to see long guns legalized in the United States, and how long it would take them to be legal in New York City. Also, Matty tells the story of how he was raped on the way to the gym and how he managed to get away with it. Gav talks about how he almost got into a fight with a woman, and Ryan talks about what he would do if he was in a car crash. Finally, the guys talk about why they think long guns should be legalized in America, and why they don t want them here in NYC. And of course, there's a special offer of 20% off Tactical Walls! Get it 15% off 20% all orders of $100 or more when you enter the promo code GAV20 at checkout. Thanks to GAV for the discount code: GAVIN20% at checkout and Gav gives you 20% of all orders over $100 and Ryan gives you a discount of $5.00 off your first purchase of $50 or more. You can't ask for more than $15, and GAV will match it! GAV gives you $5 and Ryan gets $5 off $10 off his first purchase. Enjoy! Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes and Ryan give you the deal of the day, and you get 20% OFF your first order of $25 or more! Thanks, GAV gets a discount on Tactical WTH $5, and gets $25 off $15% off $50, and he gets $10% off the entire day, plus he gets an extra $10,000 off the whole day! Thank you GAV is giving you $25,000 in the first week of your first month, plus an additional $5 gets an ad discount when you sign up for the second month and gets the rest of the offer is $25% off. FREE PROMO, and they get $5% OFF $25 and gets a VIP discount, plus a FREE PRODUCEDUCARION AND FREE PROGRAM AND PATREON WEEKEND PRODOCION AND VIPIZED, AND GAVON IS GET $5 PROMOTION AND PATRIOTIZED!

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00:00:14.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!
00:00:39.000 That's a first.
00:00:40.000 It's got great sound even with the obstructions, the obstacles in its way.
00:00:44.000 Yeah, you'd think it would sound muffled down there.
00:00:49.000 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to GOML Live. 0.97
00:00:53.000 I was raped on the way here and my voice is a little hoarse from screaming. 0.76
00:00:58.000 Help! 0.98
00:00:59.000 Help! 0.98
00:01:00.000 No one came except the perpetrator.
00:01:04.000 Don't interrupt me because you'd guess the end of my joke.
00:01:07.000 No, because I knew it because you told me before.
00:01:09.000 Welcome back, Matty O'Dell.
00:01:13.000 Haven't had him here in two weeks, right?
00:01:16.000 Oh, New Year's Eve, I was there.
00:01:17.000 Well, we had Jan 6th.
00:01:19.000 Just Mandarin.
00:01:20.000 Right.
00:01:21.000 Well, that's two weeks.
00:01:23.000 Yeah.
00:01:25.000 That's two, my two co-stars have corrected me now.
00:01:29.000 Twice.
00:01:29.000 I'm not good at math.
00:01:30.000 I was always told, don't do math in public. 1.00
00:01:33.000 What the fuck? 1.00
00:01:34.000 Where did we see that before? 1.00
00:01:35.000 Where they said, I'm not doing, oh yeah, I was watching a documentary about agnostic front and the singer Roger Marais, Marette was on the phone.
00:01:43.000 He's like, I can't do that.
00:01:45.000 No, I got a family now.
00:01:46.000 I'm not doing two. 0.99
00:01:47.000 I'm not doing three fucking weeks. 0.99
00:01:49.000 No way. 0.99
00:01:50.000 25 days tops.
00:01:51.000 He's not doing too well.
00:01:53.000 Are you sure?
00:01:55.000 Yeah, he's been in and out of the hospital with cancer.
00:01:57.000 Oh, right.
00:01:58.000 Yeah.
00:02:00.000 He's unlike Joe.
00:02:03.000 He's really going through it.
00:02:05.000 I thought he had beat it, though.
00:02:06.000 Can we get an update on that, Ryan?
00:02:09.000 Joey Moretz?
00:02:11.000 Roger Moretz.
00:02:12.000 Joey Moretz, he says.
00:02:14.000 You got the sponsors there?
00:02:19.000 What are they?
00:02:20.000 I can just wing it.
00:02:20.000 Roger Moret.
00:02:25.000 Like, check news.
00:02:30.000 No, you spelt it wrong.
00:02:32.000 M-I-R-E-T. 0.98
00:02:36.000 Remember the other day we were trying to find some guy who was making fun of people at the gym, and he types in J-I-M.
00:02:43.000 For Jim.
00:02:45.000 Yeah.
00:02:45.000 G-Y-M.
00:02:47.000 Shocking.
00:02:48.000 At the gym. 1.00
00:02:49.000 While we're shitting on you, Ryan, and you look up those two assignments, one is to find out the latest on Roger Moret and the other is to find out the sponsors, I want to give you shit for this fucking mantis shrimp. 1.00
00:03:02.000 Okay. 1.00
00:03:03.000 Where the fuck is it? 0.99
00:03:04.000 I don't know. 0.99
00:03:07.000 Well, it was your assignment.
00:03:10.000 Yeah.
00:03:11.000 Okay, that's September 11th.
00:03:14.000 September 11th?
00:03:15.000 It's in remission, yeah.
00:03:18.000 I mean, I follow him on social media and he was actually in a hospital a couple times.
00:03:23.000 Since September?
00:03:24.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:03:26.000 Fuck. 1.00
00:03:29.000 Moment of silence. 1.00
00:03:31.000 Yeah, we need you to get us a mantis shrimp.
00:03:34.000 Okay.
00:03:36.000 What is your deal?
00:03:38.000 Okay, I don't know.
00:03:40.000 I'll get a mantis shrimp.
00:03:41.000 Get it now!
00:03:43.000 Let's watch you do it.
00:03:44.000 How do you do it anyway?
00:03:46.000 Because when I looked it up, it was like, there's one in Arizona.
00:03:48.000 What are we going to do? 0.99
00:03:49.000 Ship it here in a fucking Styrofoam container? 0.99
00:03:52.000 Wait, I got forwarded the ad reads and I can't see the attachment. 0.99
00:03:55.000 Okay, I'll handle it.
00:03:56.000 I can't see the attachment.
00:04:00.000 But like, how do you get a weird fish like that?
00:04:05.000 I believe they send it to you.
00:04:07.000 Okay, how?
00:04:09.000 In like some sort of cooler.
00:04:11.000 That's crazy, man.
00:04:13.000 Yeah.
00:04:14.000 That's crazy, Jamie. 0.99
00:04:17.000 Uh, how the fuck does it survive? 0.99
00:04:21.000 It doesn't. 0.97
00:04:21.000 Okay, I got the live reads here, and the first one is Tactical Walls, of course! 0.97
00:04:27.000 Tactical Walls, they're here on our walls, and we're jealous that we can't have guns here in New York.
00:04:34.000 Uh, we can have rifles and stuff, but you, the rest of America gets those cool handgun holders and stuff, and
00:04:42.000 We can have long guns, that's about it.
00:04:43.000 What's the rule?
00:04:44.000 36 inches?
00:04:46.000 How long does a barrel have to be?
00:04:47.000 16 inches.
00:04:48.000 16 inches. 0.97
00:04:49.000 So basically me with a boner. 0.79
00:04:50.000 26 inches overall.
00:04:51.000 Two of my boners, head to head, is what it has to be.
00:04:56.000 And that's not good enough. 1.00
00:04:58.000 We want them to be even smaller than my dick. 1.00
00:05:00.000 So like under 9 inches. 0.99
00:05:04.000 Tactical walls calm uses the promo code which will appear right here shortly Gavin 15 you get What is it 15% off 20% off?
00:05:16.000 Yeah, enter the promo code GAVIN, get 20% off all orders.
00:05:20.000 Go to tacticalwalls.com.
00:05:21.000 And I can't even begin to list the things.
00:05:24.000 So, initially when we say Tactical Walls, you go, oh that's cool, I can display my guns.
00:05:28.000 That is the main thing they sell, but it's the tip of the iceberg.
00:05:33.000 Cool doohickeys for your Jeep, when you open it up and it's got all these holders and stuff. 0.98
00:05:39.000 Workbench shit? 0.99
00:05:41.000 Places to secretly hide your guns? 1.00
00:05:43.000 I mean, the options are endless. 1.00
00:05:45.000 This guy is an idiot savant when it comes to plastic. 1.00
00:05:48.000 Unfortunately, occasionally we have to deal with the idiot part, but you don't. 1.00
00:05:52.000 You just get the savant all the time. 1.00
00:05:53.000 I'm just kidding, Tim.
00:05:55.000 I'm just kidding.
00:05:56.000 So TacticalWalls.com is a sponsor of today's show.
00:06:00.000 We have no other sponsors.
00:06:02.000 Maybe Johnny's Apple CBD is mad at me because I talked about my wife getting way too high on the Delta 8.
00:06:10.000 Sorry.
00:06:10.000 I don't think that's bad, Johnny Appleseed.
00:06:15.000 I mean, I'm saying that people can get really high on your shit. 1.00
00:06:20.000 Isn't that good? 1.00
00:06:22.000 Like, don't you want people to go, oh good, I can get legal weed.
00:06:24.000 I guess all weed is legal these days.
00:06:26.000 You couldn't get arrested for pot these days, could you?
00:06:29.000 Well, it's recreational in New York State now.
00:06:32.000 What if we had this desk was all weed?
00:06:35.000 Well, on your person, you're allowed three ounces.
00:06:39.000 And in your home, you're allowed up to five pounds.
00:06:43.000 That's it?
00:06:45.000 Five pounds, that wouldn't last me a night.
00:06:47.000 So what if you get caught in your house with six pounds?
00:06:50.000 I guess you could get in trouble, I guess.
00:06:53.000 They'd probably give you a fine.
00:06:54.000 But you gotta understand, just because New York State made it legal, same in California they made it legal years ago, medical and recreational, it's still illegal federally.
00:07:04.000 Oh, right.
00:07:05.000 So anything could happen.
00:07:06.000 Right.
00:07:07.000 If the feds want to come in and kick your door in and arrest you for it, they could, because it's not legal.
00:07:12.000 Because you're in two places.
00:07:13.000 You're in New York, but you're also in America.
00:07:16.000 Yeah.
00:07:16.000 And that's the problem with investing in all of these CBD places.
00:07:20.000 Well, CBD's legal.
00:07:21.000 What?
00:07:22.000 CBD.
00:07:22.000 Sorry, but investing in all these weed dispensaries is, your money's not safe because it could get shut down at any moment.
00:07:30.000 Well, for a long time, I mean, I was in the business for a little bit and you couldn't get, like, the issues that you have.
00:07:36.000 Processing servers, banks, they didn't want anything to do with it.
00:07:39.000 Like, you would have it for a few months and then they would find out and shut you down.
00:07:44.000 You'd have to keep going from bank to bank to bank, processing server, processing server.
00:07:47.000 Yeah, actually, while we were having trouble with payment processors, that's who we ended up with.
00:07:52.000 People who do porn and people who do CBD and weed dispensers and all that.
00:07:57.000 The banks didn't want anything to do with it.
00:07:59.000 So this show is as dangerous as drugs.
00:08:03.000 What does that tell you? 1.00
00:08:04.000 This is your brain. 0.95
00:08:07.000 This is your brain on drugs. 1.00
00:08:09.000 Clock keeps fucking me up because it's stopped. 0.99
00:08:13.000 So did you get us a mantis shrimp yet? 0.98
00:08:16.000 I'm still on it.
00:08:17.000 Look it up.
00:08:18.000 Let's see you look for it.
00:08:19.000 And one of our fans has a mantis shrimp that's famous on YouTube.
00:08:24.000 Really?
00:08:25.000 Now some of them look kind of gray and green.
00:08:27.000 I don't want that.
00:08:28.000 I want the blinding one.
00:08:30.000 That's a rainbow.
00:08:32.000 It's a rainbow.
00:08:35.000 Let's see it.
00:08:38.000 Peacock mantis shrimp.
00:08:40.000 Rolling stones.
00:08:40.000 Oh, that's what it is.
00:08:41.000 Yeah.
00:08:42.000 Peacock mantis shrimp.
00:08:44.000 How much is that?
00:08:45.000 100 bucks?
00:08:47.000 No problem.
00:08:48.000 I got that on me.
00:08:49.000 I spend that on foreskins for my foreskin collection. 0.95
00:08:52.000 Pardon?
00:08:54.000 I collect foreskins.
00:08:55.000 I didn't know this.
00:08:56.000 Yep.
00:08:57.000 I have them pickled in brine.
00:09:01.000 Uh, but let me see that.
00:09:02.000 So what do you go back?
00:09:03.000 This is, we're finally making some progress on this.
00:09:05.000 I think three year endeavor.
00:09:07.000 So your price night, a hundred bucks.
00:09:11.000 And then, okay.
00:09:12.000 So say, say you add to cart, add to cart.
00:09:20.000 Okay.
00:09:21.000 Why do you keep, why do you hide it?
00:09:24.000 Proceed to checkout.
00:09:27.000 I just don't want any of my personal info to be auto-filled.
00:09:31.000 Oh, I see.
00:09:32.000 So I'm trying to make sure we don't... Well, there's nothing there.
00:09:36.000 But what does it say?
00:09:37.000 Does it say, like, boxes and bags?
00:09:41.000 Yeah, uh, eight bucks for that.
00:09:44.000 That's fine.
00:09:45.000 What are boxes and bags?
00:09:46.000 Well, it's just gonna be a plastic bag filled with water, salt water.
00:09:49.000 And they're gonna put it in there, they're gonna seal it, and they're gonna put it in like a styrofoam box and send it to you.
00:09:55.000 That's a tough little guy if he can survive on the FedEx truck.
00:09:59.000 Let me see, uh, Unboxing Mantis Shrimp.
00:10:01.000 I'm gonna look this up to see- Okay, hold on a sec.
00:10:03.000 I gotta throw you my credit card.
00:10:04.000 Okay.
00:10:07.000 Ready? 0.99
00:10:10.000 Holy shit, I'm good at throwing credit cards. 1.00
00:10:12.000 You don't have a saltwater tank, do you? 1.00
00:10:15.000 No, it's a hard... Just get one!
00:10:19.000 It's so hard to maintain.
00:10:20.000 The shrimp are the most finicky of the fish.
00:10:25.000 You can handle it.
00:10:30.000 Unboxing mantis shrimp.
00:10:32.000 Aren't they like an exoskeleton or something?
00:10:34.000 Oh yeah.
00:10:35.000 Yeah, they're an insect. 0.92
00:10:36.000 They're not really a fish.
00:10:38.000 No. 0.80
00:10:39.000 Jewish people can't eat them. 1.00
00:10:40.000 That's why I want one. 0.83
00:10:41.000 Because the past four fish we've had, we had a hamoka fish.
00:10:46.000 Jews broke in here and ate it. 0.99
00:10:49.000 We had a koi fish.
00:10:51.000 I saw there was two yamakas on the ground.
00:10:53.000 I don't know, they must have fallen off when they were stealing it. 0.99
00:10:57.000 One of them had his address in his... What's going on with your fucking shirt there, dude? 0.99
00:11:02.000 Got a hole in it. 1.00
00:11:03.000 I hate that. 0.99
00:11:04.000 What the fuck is that for his thumb? 1.00
00:11:06.000 When it's extended? 1.00
00:11:08.000 I hate the kids today.
00:11:10.000 That's not an example of it, but they're thin, flimsy... Darth Vader's boss sweatshirt hoods.
00:11:18.000 That are like thinner than sock material.
00:11:21.000 As we're getting the rocks out, I'm gonna attempt to get in there with my net that has a hair on it. 0.96
00:11:25.000 Disgusting.
00:11:25.000 Cool that is.
00:11:26.000 I would get a hundred of those.
00:11:28.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:11:28.000 Can we just see the prey?
00:11:30.000 This generation really doesn't know how to get to the point, do they? 0.98
00:11:52.000 If this is how big he is, we're f***ed. 0.97
00:11:54.000 Don't look at him. 0.97
00:11:54.000 Really good bagging. 0.97
00:11:55.000 Don't look at him yet, bro.
00:11:57.000 Okay, here we go. 1.00
00:11:59.000 Am I an old asshole or are these kids annoying the shit out of me? 1.00
00:12:08.000 That thing wants to f***ing kill me. 1.00
00:12:10.000 Holy s***, it's punching the air already. 1.00
00:12:12.000 I'm taking this bag out. 0.98
00:12:13.000 It's time.
00:12:13.000 Let's go, Jack.
00:12:16.000 Holy s***. 0.53
00:12:17.000 We're gonna have... Our unboxing is gonna be way better.
00:12:22.000 What they need to do is put the bag in the tank and let the water acclimate to the temperature of the tank and then let them out. 1.00
00:12:28.000 Cause if you do that, you're going to kill that motherfucker. 1.00
00:12:30.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:12:31.000 Are they not doing that for real?
00:12:33.000 Well, they just put it in a box first.
00:12:35.000 They didn't just pour it in the tank.
00:12:37.000 Right, but you have to have the box... What he's saying is, if they're gonna acclimate him into the box, put the box in the tank, but that doesn't work.
00:12:44.000 You gotta put the bag in the tank so the temperature is the same.
00:12:48.000 Oh, and then let the bag open in like half an hour.
00:12:50.000 Right, let him out into the tank. 0.85
00:12:52.000 Yeah.
00:12:53.000 What they just did there, took him out, put him in that... These guys, they can smash through an inch of glass.
00:12:58.000 They can smash the subsquat.
00:12:59.000 Oh my god, I want that.
00:13:01.000 I want, I want, I want, I need, I need, I need.
00:13:04.000 And then you feed them fish, I think?
00:13:09.000 How big do they get?
00:13:09.000 I don't, I don't think they grow.
00:13:11.000 You heard that?
00:13:11.000 Yeah.
00:13:19.000 We get to do that. 0.80
00:13:20.000 Guys, we've had this thing overnight and he is an absolute savage. 0.99
00:13:23.000 We're gonna try to beat him right now. 0.96
00:13:25.000 Brooke, put her finger in here. 1.00
00:13:26.000 Charge the glass.
00:13:27.000 We're not gonna beat our mantis shrimp.
00:13:28.000 No. 1.00
00:13:30.000 But I am gonna put my dick in the tank. 1.00
00:13:33.000 That's a good idea. 1.00
00:13:36.000 If your dick can't take a smash with a mantis shrimp, you have a shitty dick. 1.00
00:13:41.000 You have a less than shrimp dick. 1.00
00:13:42.000 Let's go! 1.00
00:13:45.000 That was it!
00:13:48.000 So, a saltwater tank.
00:13:50.000 How hard can that be?
00:13:52.000 You get a tank.
00:13:53.000 Oh, it's time-consuming.
00:13:53.000 It's terrible.
00:13:54.000 It's terrible, yeah.
00:13:55.000 What's the time-consuming?
00:13:56.000 Why are you such a fish expert?
00:13:57.000 I knew Ryan was into it, but you know all this?
00:13:59.000 I knew guys that had brackish water tanks, they had saltwater tanks.
00:14:03.000 It's just a lot of upkeep.
00:14:06.000 Like what?
00:14:08.000 You gonna empty it out every few days?
00:14:10.000 Oh, pH levels, temperatures, species.
00:14:14.000 It's a lot of involvement.
00:14:16.000 The right substrate.
00:14:17.000 It's not like you win a goldfish at the fair and you got a little bowl and you throw the fish in there.
00:14:22.000 But we're here every day!
00:14:23.000 I mean, yeah, I mean... And I assume it can go two, three days over the weekend without... Right?
00:14:32.000 Let's see, this is a video telling you all about stuff.
00:14:35.000 All about mantis shrimp, how to care for them, and I'm even going to tell you guys where I got mine and where you can get one yourself.
00:14:44.000 Ow, ow, ow. 1.00
00:14:48.000 So to start off, I need to tell you what a mantis shrimp is.
00:14:52.000 It's actually not a type of shrimp, it is a stomatopod, which is an ancient group of marine predators that are distantly related to other crustaceans.
00:15:00.000 Don't you think, like, this is my belief, I believe in God, but I also believe in evolution.
00:15:04.000 I believe in the Big Bang, and my religious beliefs are, and I think the Pope is fine with this, 0.96
00:15:11.000 Just like the movie Prometheus when that guy ate the shit and he dissolved and then he went into the ocean and became life. 0.81
00:15:20.000 So God set up his first little domino with his little microchip in it and he pushed that and then everything evolved from that. 0.96
00:15:28.000 So this is all part of the plan.
00:15:30.000 Not that we don't have free will. 0.96
00:15:31.000 You could blow your own head off right now. 0.98
00:15:33.000 Of course. 0.88
00:15:34.000 But he knew that there'd be a Matty O'Dell.
00:15:36.000 He knew some guys would have bad hearts.
00:15:38.000 Some guys would have good hearts.
00:15:39.000 Some people would die of lung cancer.
00:15:40.000 But if they didn't smoke at all, some people could smoke their whole lives.
00:15:43.000 That's all, like, programmed in.
00:15:45.000 And there's checks and balances, too. 1.00
00:15:47.000 Like, I don't want you to fuck your sister. 1.00
00:15:49.000 Okay, I'm gonna make the kid retarded. 1.00
00:15:52.000 Like, just don't do that. 0.99
00:15:53.000 Or Middle Eastern.
00:15:55.000 I don't want you to murder people.
00:15:56.000 Okay, people who murder people are going to have nightmares.
00:15:58.000 They're not going to be embraced into society.
00:16:01.000 There's all kinds of checks and balances.
00:16:03.000 He doesn't like socialism, even communism.
00:16:06.000 Stalin plays God.
00:16:07.000 He tries to feed millions of people.
00:16:09.000 Everyone dies.
00:16:11.000 The free market nature, everything is natural.
00:16:14.000 But, while all this is happening,
00:16:18.000 I think there was some, like, splash marks.
00:16:21.000 So he, like, jizzed his magic and made human beings. 0.99
00:16:24.000 But then there's all these losers, which are animals. 1.00
00:16:26.000 Animals are losers. 1.00
00:16:28.000 And he doesn't really care about them. 1.00
00:16:30.000 He's like, eat them if you want.
00:16:31.000 I got some jizz on the wall and it made a thing.
00:16:31.000 I don't know.
00:16:33.000 I was going for humans.
00:16:36.000 That was my main thing.
00:16:37.000 Humans and then a place for them. 0.99
00:16:39.000 And I made some coral and that shit happened naturally in the background. 0.99
00:16:43.000 And then some animals ended up. 1.00
00:16:45.000 They're like shitty humans. 0.99
00:16:47.000 So he was, it's sort of like you're making a bomb, but then there was some other explosions over there. 1.00
00:16:52.000 And some animals are pretty good.
00:16:54.000 Dogs turned out great.
00:16:56.000 Cats are all right. 0.96
00:16:58.000 Fucking, uh, we were, um, uh, you know, mice, little rodents for a while, but then there's stuff that is just off the wall, like hammerhead sharks. 0.99
00:17:13.000 What the fuck is happening there? 0.99
00:17:16.000 Some of the creatures in the ocean are, I think God sees hammerhead sharks and he goes, Whoa. 0.99
00:17:16.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:17:24.000 And same with fucking peacock mantis shrimp. 1.00
00:17:29.000 Like, that's just a boring mantis shrimp, but they were not part of the grand plan. 0.99
00:17:34.000 The grand plan included crazy mistakes, and that's one of the mistakes.
00:17:40.000 Oh, that's a mantis shrimp killing... Was that a crawfish?
00:17:43.000 See?
00:17:43.000 We can't see.
00:17:48.000 It's killing another shrimp it seems.
00:17:50.000 That looks like a crawfish.
00:17:52.000 Oh, a crawfish.
00:17:53.000 Yeah, he just has this thing that comes out and bonks them.
00:18:03.000 First thing is first, food.
00:18:05.000 These guys are really finicky eaters.
00:18:07.000 No, that's not first thing first. 1.00
00:18:20.000 Damn. 0.99
00:18:20.000 That should be his name, Opportunistic Predator. 0.99
00:18:22.000 Sounds like a good name for a band.
00:18:41.000 Not only that, you have to feed them live food.
00:18:45.000 Hunting is like the biggest thing in the mantis shrimp world. 0.95
00:18:48.000 Not only would you not get a mantis shrimp to not feed it live food, like that just wouldn't make sense, but these guys are not going to be happy unless they are going out and hunting and punching the shit out of their prey. 0.91
00:18:59.000 Because that is what they love to do. 0.69
00:19:01.000 They will literally go around and punch rocks and break off rocks just because they're bored and they have nothing to do.
00:19:07.000 And of course, you would never want to keep anything with a mantis shrimp because it will eat it.
00:19:13.000 Not only that, it will eat fish too.
00:19:15.000 I know I said that clubbing or, not clubbing, but punching mantis shrimp will not go for fish, but they will.
00:19:23.000 Mine has eaten goldfish.
00:19:25.000 You can click that link above.
00:19:26.000 It's a video of him eating goldfish.
00:19:28.000 It's pretty cool.
00:19:30.000 And by the way, you seem reluctant to want to do this because it's more work for you.
00:19:36.000 It's your job.
00:19:37.000 It's not like I'm going to say, you know, come in here on a Sunday.
00:19:37.000 You're getting paid.
00:19:43.000 Nah, it's not that.
00:19:44.000 I don't want to let this guy down, I mean, because I've considered having saltwater fish and it's just so much... You don't want to let the shrimp down?
00:19:53.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:19:53.000 It's a fucking bug. 0.99
00:19:55.000 See, that's where we differ. 1.00
00:19:56.000 It's an expensive bug.
00:19:58.000 It's a beautiful creature.
00:19:59.000 How is it more valuable than a fruit fly?
00:20:03.000 Oh, because fruit flies you don't want to watch.
00:20:05.000 You could watch this guy all day.
00:20:06.000 Show me a video of a fruit fly.
00:20:08.000 You could make a shrimp cocktail.
00:20:09.000 So you value life by how aesthetically appealing the creature is.
00:20:12.000 Well, when it comes to taking care of it.
00:20:15.000 I mean, look how easy it is to take care of a fruit fly.
00:20:19.000 That shows you the value.
00:20:20.000 Nothing good comes of no work.
00:20:22.000 And these guys are really good.
00:20:23.000 So the more high maintenance a thing is, the higher value the life.
00:20:27.000 No, more enjoyable it is.
00:20:30.000 Okay, but that's not how you started this discussion.
00:20:32.000 You said, I don't want to let this guy down.
00:20:34.000 Now you're saying... He could die.
00:20:37.000 Yeah?
00:20:37.000 It's more precious than a fruit fly, in my eyes.
00:20:40.000 Why?
00:20:41.000 It's bigger.
00:20:42.000 It does cooler stuff.
00:20:45.000 Okay.
00:20:45.000 Like an ant's life versus a dog's life, if you want to go really extreme.
00:20:50.000 This thing is closer to a dog.
00:20:53.000 Yeah, I understand, but you get into a logistical problem where the Buddhists, they just treat all animals the same. 1.00
00:21:00.000 I'm not a Buddhist.
00:21:01.000 Thank you.
00:21:02.000 I'm a Bible-ist, a Christian.
00:21:04.000 But when you abandon the Buddhist logic of a fruit flies the same as me, then, or any other animal, I don't know if they go right up to human, then you have to develop this whole hierarchy of like, where is an elephant?
00:21:19.000 Is it size related?
00:21:22.000 Well, pretty much what it boils down to is every animal is here under the dominion of the human being, because we are the sacred creation of God, and everything else is pretty much just, you can kill it, you can do whatever.
00:21:33.000 This is a weird episode, man.
00:21:34.000 You can do whatever to animals, but it's where your particular values lie, and where you respect some animals.
00:21:39.000 Okay, let's stop the philosophical discussion.
00:21:44.000 So you, are you scared you're not good enough?
00:21:46.000 Like, I don't think it's high maintenance.
00:21:48.000 I've done a lot of research and it's, I know people that have had tanks, my friend's parents, I just visited them not too long ago, and they've had the 14-year tank and it just, they've had ups and downs with it.
00:22:00.000 It's not easy and they don't have, I think it might be brackish.
00:22:03.000 Brackish, Matty, is salt water and fresh water.
00:22:06.000 Salt and brackish?
00:22:06.000 Yeah, and that's easier.
00:22:08.000 Well, kind of, sort of.
00:22:10.000 Yeah, I guess you're right because then you have to worry about the blend of the 0.99
00:22:13.000 The only thing that's going to be in the tank is the mantis shrimp because you can't put anything else in there except when you feed it.
00:22:19.000 Yeah.
00:22:19.000 Where are we going to get this live food?
00:22:21.000 Look at pet stores!
00:22:25.000 That's easy!
00:22:25.000 Is that what's holding you back?
00:22:27.000 I'm just scared of the whole process.
00:22:29.000 I've looked into saltwater fishing for angelfish and things like that.
00:22:33.000 I would love to personally get way more in depth with my aquarium stuff.
00:22:39.000 Because I love fish.
00:22:40.000 I've always had fish.
00:22:42.000 You have a problem where, and it might be the fatherlessness, where you can't close deals.
00:22:48.000 Like it goes back to the couch.
00:22:50.000 I offered you an awesome couch. 0.99
00:22:52.000 You kept your shitty couch because you don't like making decisions. 0.99
00:22:54.000 That's why your room at the Fag Zone was four feet deep and close because you can't throw clothes. 1.00
00:23:02.000 You gotta, you just gotta get into life.
00:23:05.000 Buy that, that Manta Jumbo Shrimp now on my credit card, okay?
00:23:10.000 Okay.
00:23:10.000 And while it's being shipped, we're going to get a saltwater tank.
00:23:15.000 You heard it here first, folks.
00:23:17.000 I know this has been an odd show because we've been arguing about Peacock Manta Shrimp the entire time, but you're going to tune in later and you're going to see it.
00:23:26.000 Let me make one quick suggestion.
00:23:28.000 What?
00:23:29.000 Get the tank, set it up first.
00:23:31.000 No!
00:23:31.000 No!
00:23:32.000 The shrimp's gonna get overnighted.
00:23:33.000 No, it will not.
00:23:35.000 I think it will.
00:23:36.000 It will not.
00:23:36.000 Okay.
00:23:38.000 It's gonna take like 10 days.
00:23:41.000 Guaranteed.
00:23:42.000 No, they overnight it so it doesn't die in the bag.
00:23:44.000 Right.
00:23:46.000 Pretty strong point.
00:23:47.000 Just saying.
00:23:48.000 Pretty strong point.
00:23:50.000 Get the tank, set it up first, and then
00:23:53.000 If you're watching, sir, because I know he watches the show.
00:23:55.000 He's DM'd me.
00:23:56.000 Wait, peacock mantis shrimps watch this show?
00:23:59.000 No, not the mantis shrimp itself, the owner.
00:24:01.000 I believe it's this guy.
00:24:04.000 What guy?
00:24:05.000 Nick SBF.
00:24:05.000 Yeah, I think this is the dude.
00:24:09.000 Nick SBF.
00:24:10.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:24:11.000 Let's see if I could find him.
00:24:12.000 Call him.
00:24:13.000 Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna try.
00:24:14.000 Has he ever contacted you?
00:24:15.000 Yeah, through DMs.
00:24:16.000 Okay, call him right now.
00:24:17.000 But that was my old Instagram. 1.00
00:24:18.000 And then we can Venmo him money and he can send us all this shit. 0.99
00:24:22.000 Like for the tank and everything. 0.99
00:24:23.000 Oh, interesting.
00:24:24.000 And then we'll have that set up.
00:24:26.000 And then we'll have like his shot, like he has his own shot.
00:24:29.000 What do you do with salt water?
00:24:30.000 You get normal water and then you just add salt to it?
00:24:34.000 Well not like aquarium salt.
00:24:35.000 Wait a minute we can get salt water ten feet from here.
00:24:39.000 Aquarium salt right?
00:24:41.000 They call it an instant ocean.
00:24:44.000 My salt water tank after six months now a year in somebody okay.
00:24:48.000 But like there's salt water isn't the Hudson River salt water?
00:24:53.000 Yeah no it's brackish.
00:24:54.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:24:55.000 Because it's a... Because the Hudson River that flows south is freshwater and it intersects with the Atlantic Ocean.
00:25:01.000 But what if we went down to Staten Island?
00:25:03.000 That's brackish.
00:25:05.000 When does it turn into the ocean?
00:25:07.000 Like right past the Verrazano Bridge and stuff.
00:25:11.000 That's... Staten Island's past the Verrazano Bridge.
00:25:13.000 Yeah, it's right there.
00:25:15.000 Okay, so we go to Staten Island. 0.99
00:25:17.000 It's a fucking 40-minute drive. 0.98
00:25:19.000 Bring a bucket and we got salt water. 0.99
00:25:22.000 True.
00:25:23.000 See? 1.00
00:25:24.000 We're doing shit. 0.99
00:25:27.000 I'm messaging people. 1.00
00:25:31.000 We're going to get shit rolling this episode. 1.00
00:25:33.000 I'm sick of waiting for a shrimp because we look like bullshitters. 0.99
00:25:36.000 Like the whole point of this show is like, hey, this is happening. 0.98
00:25:41.000 We need to fight back.
00:25:42.000 We're living under tyranny. 1.00
00:25:44.000 These fucking mandates are nuts. 1.00
00:25:45.000 Come on, let's rise up. 1.00
00:25:47.000 You know, patriotism, liberty, venerate the housewife, glorify the entrepreneur.
00:25:53.000 Come on, never stop fighting.
00:25:54.000 And then I'm like, we're going to get a mantis shrimp and then 0.99
00:25:57.000 And we're sitting here with no fucking shrimp. 0.98
00:25:58.000 Sitting here with no shrimps. 1.00
00:25:59.000 You're like, oh, well, what else is bullshit? 1.00
00:26:01.000 Now I get it. 1.00
00:26:02.000 Never stop fighting.
00:26:03.000 Never stop fighting unless it's saltwater and then give up.
00:26:07.000 It's a good point.
00:26:08.000 It's not a good message.
00:26:09.000 I didn't see it like that before, but now I get it now.
00:26:11.000 Well, wait a minute.
00:26:12.000 I don't like that that's how you see it now.
00:26:14.000 Well, there's symbolism in this. 1.00
00:26:16.000 Because I'm also doing it for you, because I want you to be able to like just fucking do shit. 0.99
00:26:21.000 Just follow my dreams of it. 0.99
00:26:23.000 You know, I've always wanted a saltwater fish, so you're right.
00:26:27.000 Salt, brackish fish.
00:26:28.000 I'm gonna look this guy up.
00:26:30.000 Like, I remember my dad wanted to knock down a supporting wall at his house, and he was like, ugh.
00:26:36.000 It's complicated and all that.
00:26:39.000 Because if we knock down this wall we've got to have beams, an I-beam across and then two beams going down right to the basement and then what, they're just sitting in the basement?
00:26:50.000 And I go, no, they probably need a, we're going to dig in to the cement of the foundation.
00:26:55.000 And then the I-beams are going that, and then we'll use cement.
00:26:58.000 And he goes, so you think we're just meant to dig a hole in cement?
00:27:03.000 I just grabbed a sledgehammer and went, wham!
00:27:03.000 I go, yeah, let's do it.
00:27:06.000 And then we just started, wham, wham, wham!
00:27:10.000 And we dug a huge hole in the foundation.
00:27:13.000 Next thing you know, we didn't put in the I-beams, but the guys get in the I-beams, fill in the cement, he can look out into his backyard, the sporting wall is gone!
00:27:21.000 Beautiful.
00:27:23.000 He died in the collapse.
00:27:25.000 Oh my god, I'm sorry.
00:27:26.000 Yeah, two weeks later.
00:27:27.000 Jim McGinnis died?
00:27:28.000 Jimmy's done. 1.00
00:27:29.000 Oh fuck. 1.00
00:27:30.000 No, it's still going strong! 1.00
00:27:32.000 Oh.
00:27:33.000 That was a lie.
00:27:34.000 This is the lying episode.
00:27:36.000 I've told about a hundred lies.
00:27:39.000 We should open the phone lines and if people know about fish, I mean shrimp.
00:27:43.000 Yeah, that's a good idea.
00:27:45.000 Oh, I want to do a super chat tonight to raise money for Max and John.
00:27:50.000 Dude, Max Hare called me from prison tonight. 0.99
00:27:53.000 Oh shit. 0.99
00:27:53.000 And guess what he said from, I mean, outside of cancer and other serious illnesses. 0.99
00:27:59.000 What is hell on earth?
00:28:02.000 It's prison.
00:28:03.000 Okay.
00:28:04.000 Like I guess being trapped under a car is worse but it's a rough place to be.
00:28:04.000 Right?
00:28:11.000 And he calls me.
00:28:12.000 I'm at my son's birthday party at Five Guys and 0.98
00:28:19.000 Which was in Palo Manor, and just a little side note here, that fucking area, it put me in such a bad mood. 0.99
00:28:26.000 I'm in a good mood now, but it started when I arrived at Dave & Buster's, and we're at a red light, and the person facing me in the red light just has their fucking brights on! 0.97
00:28:39.000 I don't know how many people in Pelham Manor, which is just north of the Bronx, can hear me right now. 0.96
00:28:46.000 I don't know how many of you are watching.
00:28:48.000 Your brights are for an old country road.
00:28:51.000 A windy road late at night.
00:28:53.000 You're the only one for miles.
00:28:56.000 And in the forest you're worried about a deer popping out.
00:28:59.000 Okay, put your brights on. 1.00
00:29:01.000 But the second you even smell a hint of someone coming in the opposite direction, you fucking, oh my god, it's like being seen taking a shit nude in the street. 1.00
00:29:10.000 You whack off your, whack off, you slam off your brights and go, sorry, sorry. 1.00
00:29:17.000 It's a sin. 0.99
00:29:18.000 And even that millisecond that they got flashed, like, I'm fucking 0.93
00:29:21.000 I'm so sorry, won't happen again. 0.72
00:29:24.000 This guy's just sitting there like... I don't know, maybe he's a Mexican and they don't know that?
00:29:29.000 Or maybe it was some stupid bitch on welfare is just like... Because when I flashed him, he turned them off. 1.00
00:29:37.000 So that means they're aware. 1.00
00:29:39.000 They didn't just go, fuck you. 1.00
00:29:40.000 So it's not a complete asshole, it's just an idiot. 1.00
00:29:43.000 And that just set me off for the rest of the fucking night. 1.00
00:29:47.000 Fuck. 1.00
00:29:48.000 There's people overindulging themselves and wearing pajamas and and like everyone's waiting to get in and they're asking all these questions about the Dave and Buster's car. 1.00
00:29:58.000 You don't have a Dave and Buster's car.
00:30:00.000 This dude trying to get military, the military rate and I think because his dad was in the military. 1.00
00:30:06.000 No dude you have to be active service you fuck. 1.00
00:30:09.000 Move it let's go! 1.00
00:30:11.000 And by the way why are you waiting here?
00:30:14.000 The machines have the car.