Maddie O'Dell's blood pressure drops to a dangerously low 76/46, and she's in the hospital with a blood clot in her head. Meanwhile, Ryan and Kevin try to figure out if it's a good or bad thing that Maddie's pants are too short, and that she's wearing them in front of a live audience.
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00:02:44.000You know, when we were kids, we called everyone a fag, and who knew that would become a compliment compared to what we were surrounded by?
00:02:51.000Yeah, we're live streaming this show for the first half hour, and then we go behind the paywall to punish those who don't subscribe to censored.tv for $10 a month.
00:03:02.000Really, it's less than two beers a month, depending where you live.
00:03:05.000If you're drinking at the Legion, I guess it's like four beers a month.
00:03:09.000But it's a fantastic deal, unlimited entertainment every single day.
00:11:13.000Now, folks listening to the audio, you're probably shocked that we got Jack Black on the show, and you should be, because it was a hell of a get.
00:12:21.000Someone notices your voice is a little off.
00:12:24.000Your job is to make fun of other people's voices, but someone notices yours is 1% different, and you have a complete meltdown and stop talking.
00:20:04.000Theticare requested Thursday that McGinnis temporarily block seven of its employees who had applied for and accepted jobs at Ascension from beginning work there on Monday until the health system could find replacements for them.
00:20:17.000So they fired these people for not getting the vaccine.
00:20:22.000And then other people tried to get employment.
00:20:24.000They said, no, no, no, you can't get employed until I can find someone to replace you.
00:22:04.000Because it's like, you know, you could call theoretically, but then it's like, you know, who am I talking to?
00:22:10.000Oh, so you don't want to give out the number for people to call in because non-subscribers would do it.
00:22:17.000I hadn't thought about that, but that's very smart, too.
00:22:20.000Wait, okay, so then what's your logic?
00:22:22.000Well, they don't deserve to hear the calls.
00:22:24.000Yeah, they do, because we're trying to sell the show.
00:22:28.000And so we want to show the Cheapskates all the different things we do, from super chats to calls to everything.
00:22:34.000You know, I'm all over YouTube ever since I said, go ahead and rape this show to death as long as you keep the clips short, like 12 minutes or so.
00:22:44.000And then like five different channels are doing it, and it's no problem, which is curious.
00:24:42.000But the pattern here I've noticed is totally flippant behavior.
00:24:47.000Not he was a professor and he'd been fucking in this student for four years and they're madly in love and they're eloping to Barcelona.
00:24:56.000This was like she started working from home and she became bitchy and she said she needed time for her own mental health.
00:25:02.000So I gave her that by taking the kids away and now she has her, she stays at like her sister's house and you're like, wait, what the fuck happened?
00:25:10.000Yeah, that's there was no reason for that.
00:25:13.000Or he was working out of the gym and his trainer and him got along and now they're fucking and she's a five, but she's 10 years younger than his wife.
00:25:22.000And you're like, wow, what a great reason to destroy your children's lives.
00:25:27.000Yeah, but if he's not getting it at home because the wife is staying in her sister's house banging someone else, he's got needs too.
00:26:29.000You were talking about pit bulls, and you said they're just victims of a bad narrative.
00:26:33.000Now, we know Maddie is a big pit bull owner and fan, so we disagree on this.
00:26:40.000And one of your callers mentioned that Dalmatians and poodles are not only more aggressive, but they are higher on the list of yearly dog bites and incidents and attacks.
00:26:52.000This not only came off as an extremely disingenuous argument to me, but to make it much more interesting, he stated that with a healthy amount of arrogance as if he was schooling you.
00:27:02.000Well, that's true of that entire generation.
00:27:05.000I've noticed this with the millennials.
00:27:06.000Whenever they send a letter, they go, yeah, what's actually happening is your pupils are dilating.
00:27:33.000And so you'd listen to your dad, and your dad would go like, the thing about fucking money is that you keep printing it, and it's no infinite.
00:27:42.000You know, it's just going to cause inflation.
00:28:00.000Anyway, the new equivalent of that, the dad is the internet.
00:28:03.000So now they just look something up and fucking.
00:28:06.000Sometimes the complaints will be false.
00:28:08.000What he conveniently doesn't mention is that the amount of damage a pit bull typically does is exponentially worse than a fucking poodle.
00:28:16.000This is a fact that all pit bull advocates seemingly gloss over like it's nothing.
00:28:21.000I feel like a fag writing a letter about it, but I'm just so exhausted from watching what seems to be every arrogant retard in the universe writing the show to correct you, only to be refuted by you and Harpy.
00:28:30.000I'm embarrassed by my fellow millennials, blah, blah, blah.
00:29:34.000It's funny to think that people are afraid to openly say they listen to your show, but activist journalists can write mainstream articles attempting to normalize pedophilia, which is true.
00:29:46.000We've seen all these articles that are out now saying, look, stop calling pedophiles child molesters.
00:30:07.000You'll take your daughter out of a school if the teacher's dad was reputed to have said the N-word 20 years ago.
00:30:15.000But pedophiles, well, I think my daughter could learn a lot from them.
00:30:19.000It's just a different type of sexuality.
00:30:21.000The queer agenda and all that bullshit.
00:30:24.000Clown World doesn't do it justice anymore.
00:30:27.000You know, I've been talking to this new guy as a contributor, and he's got kind of an interesting thing he's been pushing where he's talking about the Bible.
00:30:40.000And his contention is it's going to be illegal in 10 years.
00:36:02.000We've ruined our woman with this bullshit freedom shit.
00:36:05.000And that goes back to these divorce letters I was getting, which I might jump to after this, where it's clear the woman is bluffing when she says, like, I'm not happy.
00:36:16.000And he's like, okay, I want you to be happy.
00:36:19.000Like this dude at our bar, the sanitation guy, where she goes, hey, if we pretend we live near the high school, our kids can go to this great high school.
00:36:28.000Meanwhile, she's going out with these divorced women and parting her ass off at the bar that ends with 19.
00:36:41.000So it might be an element here might be paranoia, phobia of empty nest syndrome, because you know it's coming and you're worried you're going to be bored with this asshole of a husband, loser of a husband, whatever.
00:36:55.000So I've told the story before, but she goes, whatever, honey, let's do it.
00:36:59.000So he gets an apartment, and then she goes, okay, we can pretend we live there and now the kids can go to a good high school.
00:37:05.000But apparently they do spot checks on the apartment.
00:37:26.000And then he's like, I stayed there two nights.
00:37:28.000She goes, I hear they're cracking down.
00:37:32.000Make sure there's like cutlery and your underwear drawer and posters on the wall and stay there for two weeks because this is the week they crack down.
00:45:08.000Yeah, the glandular tissue in each breast is divided into 15 to 20 lobes, which are organized in a daisy-like pattern to make nursing milk.
00:45:40.000So they're not just tucking a thing, taking out some random stupid fat, like when you're cutting into a steak and you don't want to eat the chewy part.
00:46:23.000Glands is when you really start getting.
00:46:25.000So I'm a sexist because I think it's horrific that we live in a culture where cutting these off and literally throwing them in the garbage is empowering feminism.
00:46:44.000They look like they were a bitch to make.
00:46:46.000I don't want you cutting these off and throwing them in a Ziploc bio-waste bag that goes to an incinerator in the basement of the hospital.
00:47:06.000Wear your stupid little Justin Bieber when he was 16 sideways baseball hat with your underwear sticking out of your shorts and your undershirt and your fucking, yo, I'm a dude.
00:52:48.000Like, you know that meme where she's, they're lying in bed and she's looking at him and she's like, I wonder what he's, he's probably thinking about other women.
00:52:56.000And then they have him and what he's thinking about, it's usually nothing at all.
00:53:00.000Or, you know what we're thinking about?
00:53:02.000We're like, how the fuck does a sewing machine take the needle down and then scoop it and then it, what the, how does, who the fuck?
00:54:28.000So last week, Ryan dropped a bomb when he said that his dad, who up until that point I thought was a dead beast, but now I think he's the greatest dad in the world, he took him to Jeff Lynn's house.
00:55:15.000No, I knew about this two days in advance.
00:55:17.000And we rode on the back of his motorcycle.
00:55:19.000I rode on the back of his motorcycle, weaving through traffic through Beverly Hills, go to the top of Beverly Hills, fucking just surprise him.
00:55:27.000And then while he's getting a haircut, his girlfriend slash secretary or assistant, whatever, showed me around in the room that the band used to play in.
00:55:35.000So they got like the records and his studio, the Gretsch's.
01:01:25.000But you also want someone who's close with your kids, that you have things in common with and you have past experiences with, and someone your children will adore.
01:01:35.000And you also don't want to traumatize your kids with divorce.
01:02:21.000Because half the time these divorces are just like, meh, I want to feel, remember that fucking traumatizing article where she goes, I want to feel the wind in my hair.
01:03:47.000Anyway, he's a fucking loser, and it's tempting to tell my nieces and nephews what a fucking loser he is.
01:03:52.000Now, this was a good question, I thought.
01:03:55.000Because you want to tell your kids that Santa's real and stuff.
01:03:58.000And like, say, you know, someone's brother goes out to a circuit party and he gets AIDS from being gangbanged by black dudes in an S ⁇ M porno.
01:04:10.000And the kids go, whatever happened to Uncle Jerry?
01:04:24.000So I wouldn't get too graphic, obviously, with the kids, but I'd go, yeah, Uncle Joey, he wanted to be with another woman, and he broke Rhonda's heart.
01:05:00.000The fact that mom and dad have butt sex when she's drunk is TMI.
01:05:05.000But the only thing bad about that is, and when I was going through my divorce, you know, my ex-wife and I, we both went out of our way not to disparage each parent.
01:05:19.000Like, I wouldn't talk bad about his mother in front of him because I didn't want to.
01:06:56.000For now, my entire family bites their tongues.
01:07:00.000Should we keep remaining bubble of protection around the kids?
01:07:03.000Right now, they think he's awesome and just fell out of love with mom.
01:07:07.000I hate that shit because then the kids grow up and go, oh yeah, marriage is cool and everything and you can have kids, but you fall out of love.
01:07:49.000Those kind of couples, and I think you should look for that when you're looking for a mate.
01:07:54.000Although I will say that kids who had it particularly bad, like with total deadbeat dads, are often good dads.
01:08:02.000Like my buddy Tommy, who's the grandson of Waxi Gordon, the Jewish mobster.
01:08:08.000His dad was a mobster, but he was a pussy, so he ratted on everyone and was in witness protection when Tommy and his twin sister were like three.
01:08:18.000And he was like, that fucker was never around.
01:08:20.000So like, you should see this guy doting on his kids.
01:08:23.000It's like he's in the Justin Bieber fan club and his kids are Justin Bieber.
01:08:31.000He's an amazing dad because his dad was so shitty.
01:08:34.000But for the most part, I think it's healthy to find someone whose parents are together because like my wife and I just go, we're having a really shitty year.
01:09:27.000You should see the fucking shit cops send me.
01:09:30.000It is, I always fall for it because it's a beautiful woman.
01:09:33.000I click on it, and then it's someone, like someone diarrhea-ing on someone's face and a tranny.
01:09:41.000I mean, I could never show you any of these videos.
01:09:43.000And 100% of them are the most disgusting thing you've ever seen, like a diarrhea fight.
01:09:48.000Well, before laptops, when we were teenagers growing up, there was always like somebody who had a VH, an old VH, and it was like, I think it was called Barnyard Follies.
01:11:42.000I mean, three days ago, I was sitting by the pool in Florida, and he was with a new friend, and we were both being sarcastic, and the superintendent came by and said, this is my boy.
01:11:55.000And we were joking around, and the superintendent said, yeah, pretty obvious it's your boy.
01:12:00.000And I said, it's fun hanging out with him.
01:12:25.000And then I thought that was great because he sees that we're not pariahs and there's a bond with this club where we, you know, see each other when we travel and stuff.
01:16:47.000I could make them into a couch and then people could put their shoes on and stuff on these like sideways old boxing bags because there's nowhere to put your shoes on.
01:16:57.000And it's like, I don't want people sitting there, you fucking dildo.
01:20:44.000And like, I always say women don't belong in bars, but the women who do frequent bars, like you can tell with those two, they can take the horrible jokes, like doggy style.
01:21:27.000Okay, so obviously the previous video was the highlight of the year.
01:21:31.000And this was when my wife sent me that video, I sent her where I was at the time.
01:21:37.000But it's pretty rare to find a good boxing gym and a good dive bar.
01:21:42.000Although, you know, the dude at the gym was talking to me about this bar in Flushing, which if you're a tourist and you come to New York, you should check out Flushing.
01:22:03.000You could take someone in China, inject some sort of 40-hour sleeping drug into their neck, put them on a plane, release them in Flushing, and not tell them they're in America, and they would not know.
01:22:14.000Outside of the occasional stop sign and the street signs, it is fucking China.
01:22:24.000But just like Winnie's in Chinatown, which is this weird dive bar that plays karaoke, and it has Chinese people in like an Irish pub who don't like white people.
01:22:34.000You go piss there and it says, go home, Whitey.
01:22:37.000And you're like, dude, I'm, this is my place, actually.
01:26:01.000You have to, like, not physically, literally slap them around, but you got to kind of grab the mad scientist once in a while and be like, no, no, no, no, no, we're not doing that.
01:26:10.000But too often, because we're such great guys, us guys, she's like, I really feel like the house should be all pillows.
01:26:17.000Like, all right, let's go get some pillows.
01:26:30.000So when your wife goes, I want wall-to-wall pillows, you go, nah.
01:26:34.000You could have some extra pillows on the bed, I guess.
01:26:38.000But if the wife just one day said, I'm unhappy, that means she sat there idly and said nothing, communicated no feelings to the man if he was going off track or she wasn't happy with the way or his new job was taking him away from the family or anything like that.
01:26:55.000She just stays silent and says nothing.
01:26:58.000I think that happened to me and it was like right now.
01:27:02.000If somebody doesn't know that what they're doing offends you or bothers you, they don't know to stop it or change the behavior.
01:27:19.000But if you just said, hey, you know, maybe you should try to get less hours or you like, you drive into the garage, you destroy the garage door again because you're drunk driving.
01:27:30.000You puke all over the floor and then you leave before she wakes up.
01:27:34.000And you get a text that says, I can't take this anymore.
01:27:37.000This drinking is getting out of control.
01:27:42.000But if I got a text like this where my wife texted me and said, if I got it right now, I would go, we are having, I got to take care of something.
01:28:04.000There are times we became lazier, complacent with our relationship, but I'm a very hands-on dad and was also getting used to being at home with our kids five days a week.
01:28:11.000Oh, because he was working from home with the new job.
01:28:13.000At this point, I made the wrong choice.
01:29:17.000So I'm working through this, staying solid and consistent for the kids.
01:29:19.000She gains new friends, isolates herself from all our mutual friends we've had for years, and none of them understand it and see it, although we've been shouting this from the rooftops.
01:29:32.000So only the few I have talked with really know the full scope of things.
01:29:36.000Moving forward through fall, we both get COVID, twist our schedule, work life.
01:29:41.000At one point, we have another discussion in which she tells me the guy she's seeing isn't all he's cracked up to be.
01:32:36.000This night, however, I only hear her talking.
01:32:38.000I'm putting her to the door, and I begin to hear her flirting, breathy, stony conversation with the guy she was once dating.
01:32:45.000After listening for a short period, my blood boiling, breathing short, I opened the door, let her know I heard everything, let out some words, and tried to keep from waking my five-year-old, laying extra on my, just say, get the fuck.
01:34:15.000I'm going to sound like a pussy for saying this, but I don't think you should throw the towel in just because she was making a dirty phone call.
01:34:25.000I would fucking lose it if I heard my wife having a dirty phone call.
01:34:29.000I don't know what would happen to the furniture in the house.
01:36:10.000She wants someone to be passionate about her.
01:36:12.000You know how horny my wife gets when I beat up people?
01:36:15.000It hasn't happened often where she's been there, but twice I've been pounding a guy, and she's been almost trying to fuck me as I punch him.
01:36:53.000Sometimes I would fuck girls and I'd say, I'd make them say, I'm your father, Gavin McInnes, or you're my father, Gavin McInnes, whatever it is.
01:37:02.000And they would be like, fucking gushing.
01:37:59.000She works her 10-hour a week personal training wacky schedule.
01:38:03.000I am working Monday to Thursday for one friend and his company around her wacky schedule.
01:38:07.000Then Friday with my other buddy's company, the lucrative contract gig.
01:38:11.000Bills are paid, and we're working around each other's shit.
01:38:14.000I think she now understands how important it is to keep a family together after she told me she broke down into tears trying to say anything to our son.
01:38:22.000There is nothing more important to me than my kids.
01:41:28.000Like those dads who abandon their family, like with my kids' ages, 9, 13, 15, and then 16, and then they get a new family, some Asian chick, and then they have a baby, and then like your daughter sees you,
01:41:44.000like, holding this baby and talking about, like, Veronica's birthday.
01:43:08.000Yeah, I was calling about the intro to the show.
01:43:10.000I was always fascinated with how you used to have the boom box blend into the actual boom box.
01:43:16.000And I was feeling like you could still do that, like have it on a stand, and then like when the show cuts in from the intro, there's that boom box right there.
01:43:25.000Maybe you pick it off the stand, you walk it to your desk, and then shut it off, and that's all it's called.
01:43:29.000Maybe I'll chat you like 50 bucks if you can like do it for one episode.
01:45:22.000He had Roger Stone on his podcast like two months ago, and he's fairly far right, but he just left New York for L.A. to kind of do an acting thing.
01:45:31.000He's got a, like I said, he's got a killer podcast, but I think he really vibed with him.
01:47:10.000I go through the same shit every month.
01:47:11.000My wife says she wants to be happy and why don't I let her be happy and I should have a better woman and the divorce would be good for the kids because they won't see us fighting that much and why don't I let her do what she wants and I'm too angry, etc.
01:47:28.000My standard response is that if she's so inclined to divorce, she's welcome to take the door, but that I won't abandon my three kids one month, one week, or one day.
01:47:37.000She never leaves and she won't leave because she doesn't want a divorce.
01:47:41.000She wants to see me fight for our marriage whenever things are too hard or we argue too much and we lose track of each other.
01:48:04.000Sometimes, if you were to peer through the window, you might be inclined to call the police.
01:48:10.000If you did call the police, you'd have an angry couple with red cheeks and come on them from a particularly raunchy sexual episode.
01:48:20.000So men are pretty much like, I don't mind like getting hurt when I'm doing labor and with sex, you know, I don't mind hurting you, but don't bite me and shit.
01:48:34.000But with women, it's not all like massages and smooches.
01:48:40.000Sometimes they like an element of danger.
01:48:42.000Sometimes they want to not know if they're going to live or not tonight.
01:48:46.000Now, this sounds terrible coming from me, so check out the stand-up comedy of that pregnant gook who just got married.
01:48:53.000She talks about like, look, I'm in control all day, everything's fine.
01:50:34.000Whenever things are too hard or we argue too much and we lose track of each other, the fights appear to be serious, but I don't let them affect me too much.
01:51:03.000Like, the greatest generation, the World War II generation, if you asked your grandfather, or that's me, in your case, it would be your great-grandfather, or maybe even your great-great-grandfather, hey, are you happy, Jimmy McInnes?
01:54:56.000What I think is really effective in Canada right now is happening.
01:55:04.00050,000 trucks going from Vancouver to Ottawa.
01:55:08.000That's a hell of a lot more effective than storming the Capitol and committing acts of vandalism and trespassing, which, again, I'm not saying was the end of the world.
01:56:30.000And by the way, it's worth noting, too, when you're married, most of your big fights are in the first five years.
01:56:37.000Like I look back at some of the fights my wife and I had in our first five years and I'm just like, what the fuck?
01:56:45.000Like screaming outside in the rain, yelling at each other.
01:56:49.000She bought a tree and then told me to plant it in the rain.
01:56:53.000And I was like, I don't know why you bought this tree.
01:56:55.000No apple tree is going to grow over in that spot.
01:56:58.000And why do you got up with these, you come up with these whims and now it's my job to dig a fucking hole at, you know, this tree is going to be dead tomorrow.
02:01:14.000Now, after they've been thrown under the bus and had their names smeared because they didn't do the build back better and all that, now they need them to be friends so they can get their Supreme Court pick into the Supreme Court.
02:01:28.000Have you heard this crazy theory that's not so crazy?
02:01:31.000We make Kamala Harris the Supreme Court judge.