Gavin talks to a cop who almost cut his hair on the job. Also, Joe Rogan wants to get rid of the song that almost put him on the map. And a guy who almost stopped traffic to talk to his buddy.
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00:06:39.000And when you see a sponsor for this show, they have the balls to stand up to the yapping dogs that are constantly attacking anyone who supports free speech.
00:06:51.000It's amazing how eager these big companies are to kowtow to any kind of blowback from idiots screaming.
00:11:32.000This is putting out no one, we haven't seen this kind of action in Ottawa since that guy at the monument for the fallen soldiers was murdered by jihadists, and no one talked about that.
00:12:26.000And the police, are they going to start, like if you talk to a liberal in Ottawa, they'd say the police need to start cleaning up the town.
00:12:34.000They need to start taking care of this.
00:18:04.000BeardVet stands for the national anthem, Beard Vet Kneels to the Cross, and Beard Vet's charitable contributions help our brothers and sisters in uniform.
00:19:50.000If you're in prison, I mean, that's a little easier to get out of, but like child support, like all your credit card bill, like if you have credit or debt or loans, like that's you're all you better have somebody on the outside that's helping you.
00:23:09.000And I go, yeah, I just, you got to do things for the moment and enjoy them in the moment and not for any kind of long-term perception, obviously outside of your children that you want your kids to perceive you as a hero.
00:23:22.000But even then, don't save shit so they'll fucking want.
00:23:28.000I've got my great-grandfather's stopwatch.
00:23:44.000Don't think about how much your kids are going to enjoy your Rolex or your fucking suits or reading the scribbly notes in your books because they're not.
00:23:53.000In fact, if anything, do them a favor and get rid of all your shit because they don't want to have to get rid of that.
00:26:54.000Actually, no, dumping a chick, in my day, if you date a girl for like a year or two and it's just, you know, it's not working, you got to just say to yourself, all right, I have a five-hour session about to go down.
00:28:46.000You know, it's like when you're breaking up with a chick and she thinks there might be a glimmer of hope, and then she, like, diarrhea's herself, and she's like, I'll just see myself out.
00:28:54.000Ry, you're looking kind of swole over there, guy.
00:32:26.000The Antifa got their eyes schmushed in by Max going, eh.
00:32:32.000Then there was the guy who got kicked by John.
00:32:35.000But, like, I don't even know if three days after the fight, you'd be able to detect from any Antifa or any Proud Boys if there was any damage.
00:32:45.000I don't think it would show up on any chart anywhere.
00:32:50.000Shouldn't four years be like you were in intensive care and they managed to stitch you up?
00:32:58.000Anyway, I know I talk about them too much, but we're raising money for them every Thursday because I'd like them to have a big nest egg to get settled.
00:34:13.000And it kind of, there are days when you don't think as much about as the outside because you're kind of consumed with what you're doing inside or whoever their little group is or one or two guys that they may talk to or break bread with.
00:34:27.000My fear is, and I don't get this, so you've had that world and you talked about once, you talked about how you got up in the middle of the night and you just went, I'm going to go get a glass of water from the fridge.
00:35:47.000Do you have PTSD where you're like, I don't want these keys?
00:35:51.000Oh, like, even like being around children.
00:35:55.000Because there's no children in the prison.
00:35:57.000I mean, you might see them on the visiting room and stuff like that, but like everyday normal children just running around, like the noises, children playing and stuff like that.
00:36:04.000Like, you just, you haven't heard it in four years.
00:36:06.000Is your instinct to do like a scared straight where you're like, you better never come back here?
00:36:36.000I said, unless, and I'm not saying that this happened to either of them, like, some people go to prison and get abused and have all sorts of nightmarish, hellish things happen to them.
00:37:36.000You will be unemployable, but as employees at most agents, you will be excellent at putting a bamboo pole across your shoulders and accruing several giant contractor bags of aluminum cans in the Lower East Side.
00:41:45.000I'd like to know what you think is worse, a retarded idiot 20-year-old with face tattoos having kids by accident, or a 27-year-old normal person who's too scared to have kids because they don't think they're a father material.
00:41:56.000I'll go with the retarded 20-year-old with the face tattoos.
00:47:12.000But that shit that Joe Rogan takes for his brain, he's a meathead Guido fucking MMA dude who is currently the leading journalist and the leading medical influencer in America.
00:50:41.000If Gavin got shot or stabbed, he would be going blind and he would have like scoliosis and his body was going to turn into an S. Anything that was guaranteed.
00:52:26.000And as the guy who got this, James points out, he's British, he goes, have you noticed that Joe gets really sick whenever people are not looking at him?
00:57:54.000i don't have that anymore i don't i don't want to be number three and he mentions a girl we know who died uh and another guy who died oh geez he's he's he's pulling those two out yeah i don't want to be number three and he mentions the two of them and me anyway it's close to 5 a.m hopefully i'm going home shortly they have me on strong antibiotics the infection is real bad and the pain is unbearable i can deal with when i was admitted to the hospital back in december for
00:58:23.000nine days i had the same infection oh you mean when everyone was talking about christmas and you were losing attention um that's when he got fired from amazon the infection has gotten worse so they're giving me a broader span of ivb iv antibiotics a lot stronger from when i was in the hospital by the way i'm correcting unbelievable grammar and spelling mistakes here um I'll keep you posted how the upcoming appointment goes.
00:58:59.000He got a Dewey and missed the appointment, and that's the only thing we can find online.
00:59:07.000If you at home were to look up the judge Eric Paul Press, P-R-E-S-S, you would see a judge who was disappointed in Joe for not appearing in court.
00:59:20.000Joseph Tonelli at White Plains City Court, case number CR 07990-21.
01:02:11.000Like, up where I work, because it's such a high-paying job and it's a fly-in, fly-out thing, like, most of the people have got vaccinated, even the guys who didn't want to.
01:02:23.000But even the guys who got vaccinated, they're all, for the most part, pretty happy to see the truckers and all that stuff going on.
01:07:57.000But it hasn't, the way that a lot of these people see, a lot of these critics see America is there's good people like Chris Hayes and there's evil murdering fascists who eat fucking innocent babies like Tucker Carlson.
01:19:05.000Now, I brought this up on the show and readers sent in, they said, a fire, like burning wood, is the same like net value of carbon emission as the wood in the forest moldy and rotting.
01:19:21.000It's the same amount of carbon dioxide.
01:19:30.000Yeah, I mean, not only that, he also took a canoe with all of our food barrels down a waterfall that we were supposed to portage around and lost all our food barrels.
01:19:44.000So for the last three days of the trip, we were eating nuts and beef jerky.
01:19:50.000And in hindsight, I'm thinking, isn't that just such a perfect metaphor for him as a prime minister?
01:19:59.000He just goes down a waterfall and by his own incompetence, loses all of the food.
01:20:05.000Wait, this is fucking gold, and we're losing you because the mic is spazzing out and the video is gone.
01:20:13.000Ryan, what's going on with the mic there?
01:26:35.000But if you say trans are just mentally okay, before you are allowed the privilege of being offended, you have to prove that they're not mentally okays.
01:26:53.000Like with the Joe Rogan thing, I got in big trouble for saying I don't think that Muslims are compatible with the West because they have an inbreeding problem with the first cousins.
01:27:05.000And it went, oh, he thinks Muslims shouldn't be allowed in America because they're all inbreds.
01:27:09.000Well, it's not exactly what I said, but prove me wrong.
01:34:51.000How do they both, how do they politic in feds?
01:34:58.000Every time people ask you questions, it sounds like they're accusing you of stolen unvalor.
01:35:04.000Well, you know, for the most part, what happens on the street stays in the streets, so there's like no beef really, unless it's personal within the places I were at.
01:35:14.000Like there was an outlaw there, there was a pagan.
01:35:57.000Hey, guys, you think the reason me nor my husband haven't had any variant of COVID is due to the fact that neither of us have ever had a flu shot?
01:36:38.000And I was never into the flu shot because as I learned from Robin Quivers, my number one news source on Howard Stern, it provides you three weeks of protection.
01:41:03.000It's not something I really care about, but it's just something he laughs at, but then he goes to the whitest country and then gets a blonde wife.
01:41:33.000He spent a ton of money trying to get this guy to win the Last Mer race, but they actually use his opponents used Destiny as kind of like a pariah and kind of sunk that race for him.
01:41:47.000And he gave Biden an A- for his first year in office.
01:49:04.000No, he's right, though, because, I mean, if you have your meal late at night and then you just fucking don't eat breakfast, that's just don't eating breakfast.
01:49:11.000But you have to give yourself a couple hours before you go to bed to do the intermittent fasting.
01:49:31.000So if you wake up at noon, so say you woke up at noon and you ate your first meal at 4 o'clock in the afternoon and you ate your last meal at like 3 o'clock in the morning, you're fine.
01:49:42.000Because you still have that window from 3 in the morning to whenever you're going to start eating at 4 o'clock the next day.
01:49:48.000It's like you have an 8-hour window, so that means you have a 16-hour fast.
01:59:31.000But I get a lot of these kind of messages, and I'm like, I know it sucks, and everyone's woke, but you guys have internet dating and the internet.
02:02:39.000I guess he knew that I wasn't as smart as him, but from when I was like 10 years old, my dad would always say, bullshit, bullshit beats brains, my boy.
02:05:09.000What made me political and patriotic was one page of Pat Buchanan's book.
02:05:15.000I think it's page 64 of The Death of the West, where he says, the behavior we had was, our treatment of the Indians was not what one would expect for whom the Sermon on the Mount was divine command.
02:07:10.000I mean, New York City in 2000, early aughts was fucking Disneyland.
02:07:18.000You could walk around Times Square naked with $100 bills taped to your body and nothing would happen to you.
02:07:25.000Now, Luby, who does Anthony Coomi's show, she told me she's documented, she has started a diary of Every Time I Feel Unsafe, and she has four this week.
02:10:01.000If your boomer parents had you late enough to make you close to the age of the oldest millions, but you were clearly child of boomers and you have more in common with Gen X, you're still a millennial?
02:10:13.000What's worse about the Nazis, systemic extermination of six million people, or the fact they'll be used in insult in the political debate for the rest of time?
02:10:20.000Yeah, can we just like on my debate on Saturday night, I think I'm just going to say, anytime you mention Hitler or the Gestapo or the Holocaust, I'm peacing out.
02:13:03.000So I would still be in their lives if I wasn't bad for their careers.
02:13:10.000So I think maybe what got me in the door was being a documentarian.
02:13:14.000And then I think I'd still be in the door if I didn't get this red scarlet letter of being, you know, literally Hitler, where it's like, and I kind of get it.
02:13:26.000Like, Jennifer Edison got a $3 million deal with vitamin water.
02:13:31.000I can have Gavin in my house once a year and lose that money, or I cannot have him in my house.