Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #134 - BROTHER OTTAWA (Part 1)

Gavin McInnes and Matty Odell talk about a police officer who almost cut his own hair on the job, a cop who was pulled over for a traffic violation, and the controversial removal of a classic song from streaming services like Spotify because of Joe Rogan. Also, Matty talks about his trip to the honking convention with his brother in Ottawa, and how he almost got run over by a car on the way home from work. Matty also talks about how he got into a fight with a woman on the street, and why he doesn t want to be a cop anymore. Also, he talks about the time he almost killed a woman at a strip club. And finally, he tries to figure out if he should be fired from his job because he was rude to a tow truck driver who was trying to get into his own car. Get Off My Lawn! is a new podcast hosted by Matty O'Donnell and Gav talks about getting into trouble with the law, and what he's going to do about it. Enjoy! Get off My Lawn with Matty! GAVIN McINNES & MATTY O'DOWELL Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Music by Jeff Kaale. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Artwork by Mark Phillips. Thanks to John Rocha. and Matt Knost and the crew at The Honking Convention in Ottawa. Thank you for all the support and support. for making this podcast possible. If you like it, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and/or share it on Apple Music and share it with a friend, we'll be listening to it on Anchor.fm/insta, and we'll get a shoutout on the podcast on the airwaves and on social media if you review it on the next episode of the podcast. Thanks to Gav and it helps spread the word out there. Gave it out there on the pod? Thanks also to Gave us some love, and also the love, Gav is a shout out on his Insta on Insta, Gave me a review, and I'll send it out on the road, and so on and so much more. Thank you so much love. XOXO, GRAVY, GAVY, and all the love and appreciation.

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.

00:00:21.000 Cut my hair.

00:00:24.000 It happened just the other day.

00:00:41.000 David Crosby did not cut his hair.

00:01:06.000 What an absolute masterpiece.

00:01:08.000 That was David Crosby.

00:01:09.000 I don't know if that was The Birds or Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young, but that's around 1970.

00:01:18.000 Yeah, I think it's Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young.

00:01:21.000 I think that's their debut album.

00:01:23.000 And he wrote that smash hit!

00:01:27.000 I almost cut my hair and who could do without it?

00:01:30.000 It's the origin of wave your freak flag high or at least what put it on the map and David Crosby is threatening to remove classics such as that from Spotify if we don't get rid of Joe Rogan.

00:01:48.000 That's a fate worse than death.

00:01:49.000 Can you imagine being without that song?

00:01:52.000 Me?

00:01:52.000 Hell no.

00:01:54.000 It's the greatest song.

00:01:56.000 It's so catchy.

00:01:57.000 I mean, I could just hum it right now.

00:02:02.000 I almost cut my hair, but I didn't. 0.99

00:02:08.000 Okay, admittedly, I forgot it already because it fucking sucks. 1.00

00:02:15.000 Suck my dick. 1.00

00:02:16.000 Okay, Boomer. 1.00

00:02:17.000 Remove your songs. 1.00

00:02:19.000 We don't give a shit. 1.00

00:02:21.000 Welcome back, Matty Odell. 0.99

00:02:24.000 What's up, everybody?

00:02:25.000 Good to see you.

00:02:25.000 Good to be back.

00:02:26.000 How are you feeling, Matty?

00:02:27.000 I'm alright.

00:02:27.000 Not bad.

00:02:28.000 Had a long day.

00:02:29.000 I understand you had some unfortunate chicken recently.

00:02:34.000 Yeah.

00:02:35.000 Didn't sit well.

00:02:37.000 But I had a rough day.

00:02:38.000 Had a long day.

00:02:39.000 Broke down.

00:02:39.000 Sat on the side of the highway for a little bit.

00:02:41.000 Then I was pulled over.

00:02:43.000 You know, good stuff.

00:02:44.000 Now, why did you call Bill when you got pulled over, unreliable, and not me?

00:02:49.000 No, no, I broke down.

00:02:51.000 Well, I had to wait for a tow truck.

00:02:52.000 It was a heavy truck.

00:02:53.000 But why didn't you call me?

00:02:54.000 Well, I called him when I was back in my own personal vehicle.

00:03:00.000 Oh, I see.

00:03:00.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:03:01.000 Okay.

00:03:02.000 When I was waiting for the tow truck and everything, I was by myself.

00:03:05.000 And I ran into you on the street when you were in your truck, and we spoke for, I think, four seconds.

00:03:10.000 About that.

00:03:10.000 And then I was pulled over for stopping and blocking traffic.

00:03:14.000 Because I want to talk to my dear buddy Gavin.

00:03:17.000 No good.

00:03:17.000 Don't let me go though.

00:03:19.000 Aren't these cops realizing that doing their job is bad for them?

00:03:25.000 Like if I was a cop right now and I saw someone go, I would just go, I should probably fill out some paperwork in about an hour.

00:03:34.000 Wait for the call to come in?

00:03:35.000 Yeah, getting so eager to go attack someone who's slowed down traffic for four seconds.

00:03:40.000 Yeah.

00:03:41.000 He goes, I seen you at the traffic light.

00:03:43.000 He goes, you were kind of anticipating.

00:03:44.000 I was like, he said, then I seen you pull over and talk to your buddy there.

00:03:48.000 I was like, all right, you got me.

00:03:51.000 That's precisely what happened.

00:03:53.000 Yeah.

00:03:54.000 He goes, then you stopped and everyone behind you had to stop.

00:03:57.000 And you know, it's a main road.

00:03:59.000 And I was like,

00:04:01.000 I'm guilty.

00:04:01.000 What do you want me to say?

00:04:02.000 I don't know.

00:04:02.000 Yeah, it's definitely rude.

00:04:03.000 It's not standard proceeding.

00:04:04.000 He goes, didn't you see me behind you?

00:04:06.000 I was like, no, I was looking out the side window talking to my buddy and then I was going forward.

00:04:11.000 He wasn't right behind you.

00:04:12.000 I saw the car behind you.

00:04:13.000 It was a normal car.

00:04:14.000 Yeah, it was like a minivan or something.

00:04:15.000 It must have been like two or three cars behind.

00:04:17.000 Yeah, I was just like, oh God.

00:04:19.000 Yes, you got me.

00:04:21.000 I was rude.

00:04:22.000 I slowed down traffic for four seconds.

00:04:24.000 Sorry. 1.00

00:04:25.000 Glad you went to the police academy, fuck face. 1.00

00:04:27.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:04:28.000 I mean, fortunately, he didn't want to be too much of a 0.92

00:04:32.000 You know, he let me go.

00:04:34.000 Yeah.

00:04:35.000 Cause he knows who you are.

00:04:37.000 He did recognize me.

00:04:39.000 He says, I've dealt with you before.

00:04:40.000 I said, absolutely.

00:04:43.000 How old was he?

00:04:44.000 Oh, I'd probably say early forties, late, late, late thirties, early forties.

00:04:52.000 It's that's not a rookie.

00:04:54.000 No, no.

00:04:55.000 That's the guy at the end.

00:05:00.000 26?

00:05:00.000 Let's say the latest you could start is 26.

00:05:02.000 I don't mean physically possible, but as far as like the norm.

00:05:07.000 The address that I lived at, when he recognized me from, I probably haven't lived there since like 2015.

00:05:17.000 So it's been, he's been on the job at least six, seven years.

00:05:21.000 All right.

00:05:21.000 So tonight's a special show.

00:05:23.000 We got my brother in Ottawa.

00:05:25.000 We're going to talk to him at the honking convention in Ottawa.

00:05:30.000 The honkies honking, which apparently is racist.

00:05:34.000 And I forgot my computer.

00:05:35.000 So Ryan will be handling the mail.

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00:07:14.000 I'm looking at them now and behind Ryan.

00:07:16.000 Unfortunately, we live in New York City where we can only display not even BB guns.

00:07:23.000 BB guns are illegal here.

00:07:25.000 BB guns, fishing guns with the spear, paintball guns.

00:07:30.000 We're not allowed to have those.

00:07:33.000 And Joe Biden was just in New York talking to Eric Adams about gun control.

00:07:38.000 Yeah.

00:07:39.000 We need better gun control in New York.

00:07:41.000 Yeah, because there's so many concealed carry permits being handed out in New York City at one police plaza.

00:07:48.000 Dude, I bet there was one this year.

00:07:51.000 I bet there was one.

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00:08:06.000 There was probably one to five concealed carry permits released to the public in New York City.

00:08:12.000 There's a murder a day. 0.59

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00:08:23.000 They burn snow, not snowmen, they burn snow people.

00:08:28.000 I like how they recasted Frosty the Snowman as a brown person of color.

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00:08:58.000 All right.

00:09:00.000 Uh, we go through the mailbag.

00:09:02.000 Let's see if we can find my brother in Ottawa.

00:09:07.000 He actually calls right now.

00:09:08.000 All you have to do is turn on your little wee wee microphone and we could have him on the show.

00:09:16.000 I was filibustering.

00:09:17.000 I still don't know what a filibuster is.

00:09:22.000 KY! 0.99

00:09:24.000 What's up, literal bro?

00:09:26.000 How's it going, literal bro?

00:09:28.000 It's going great, man!

00:09:30.000 Yeah, I'm here in Ottawa at the trucker protest, and God, it's a great reminder of how awesome freedom is.

00:09:41.000 So what are people doing around there?

00:09:43.000 Did they build bars?

00:09:47.000 Well, yeah, so I saw a couple people.

00:09:50.000 I mean, people are drinking beers everywhere and just having a great time.

00:09:56.000 So if you look here, here's some people just having a fire.

00:10:02.000 They've got some food out.

00:10:06.000 I mean, it's just a giant party.

00:10:09.000 That is so awesome.

00:10:11.000 And they're not blocking the roads.

00:10:13.000 Like, there's no argument against this, right?

00:10:15.000 What could you say against this?

00:10:18.000 So, the only roads they're blocking, uh, they're blocking Rideau Street, which is, it's a tourist street.

00:10:25.000 Yeah, it's not a real street.

00:10:27.000 Yeah, it's not arterial or anything.

00:10:29.000 Uh, and then they, they're blocking one other north-south route and there's other options.

00:10:35.000 So this, this whole notion that they're shutting down the city doesn't make any sense.

00:10:40.000 Huh.

00:10:41.000 And are they going to leave without speaking to Justin Trudeau?

00:10:48.000 I don't know.

00:10:48.000 It doesn't look like they're going anywhere anytime soon.

00:10:52.000 So, uh, you know, as you can see here, like these trucks, uh, they're all, these trucks have enough diesel in them to last at least two weeks.

00:11:05.000 And I've even seen, uh, diesel refueling vans come around.

00:11:10.000 Nice.

00:11:10.000 Oh, that's so great.

00:11:11.000 That's so great.

00:11:25.000 This is going to be the most consequential political action in the past 10 years.

00:11:30.000 This is huge.

00:11:34.000 We haven't seen this kind of action in Ottawa since that guy at the monument for the fallen soldiers was murdered by jihadists and no one talked about that.

00:11:46.000 Yeah, and you know, it's funny, the news talks about how there's assaults and harassment.

00:11:53.000 So even just today on the way over here, this nice family offered me cupcakes for free.

00:12:02.000 I've been, you know, having great conversations with everyone.

00:12:05.000 It's all smiles, families.

00:12:07.000 I mean, it's all lies.

00:12:11.000 Yeah, it's all fake news.

00:12:14.000 How many Nazis have you come across wearing Confederate flags?

00:12:19.000 I actually saw a black man wearing a sign that said, do I look like a white supremacist?

00:12:24.000 Really?

00:12:26.000 And the police, are they going to start, like if you talk to a liberal in Ottawa, they'd say the police need to start cleaning up the town.

00:12:34.000 They need to start taking care of this.

00:12:36.000 Are the police going to do anything?

00:12:38.000 I mean, what is there to do?

00:12:40.000 Well, look, you can see this.

00:12:42.000 The police are waving at people as they walk by.

00:12:45.000 I mean, what are they supposed to do?

00:12:49.000 It's all families and people dancing and having a great time.

00:12:53.000 So, what, I mean, I guess they can hand out primes?

00:12:57.000 Okay.

00:12:59.000 I guess you could start towing like the truck at the front of the line and then tow all the other trucks.

00:13:06.000 I don't know where you're towing them to.

00:13:08.000 I don't know.

00:13:09.000 So has the population of trucks gone down since a few days ago?

00:13:17.000 F 1.00

00:13:37.000 Fucking punish them. 1.00

00:13:39.000 I saw some video of some old bureaucrat women saying, we stood in front of them on the trucks and we went like this. 1.00

00:13:46.000 Okay.

00:13:46.000 Nice work.

00:13:48.000 So it was, it was a huge party there on Saturday night.

00:13:51.000 Are people still partying like they were on Saturday night?

00:13:55.000 So yeah, people are partying tonight. 0.99

00:13:57.000 And, uh, what I hear when I talk to people is tomorrow night is going to be a huge fucking rip bud. 0.97

00:14:04.000 Oh really? 0.97

00:14:05.000 Wait, that's the Terry Fox statue that was desecrated.

00:14:08.000 Yeah, now it has flowers on it.

00:14:12.000 It appears to have survived its desecration.

00:14:16.000 Yeah, it looks pretty good to me. 0.99

00:14:18.000 Unlike the Sir John A. Macdonald statue that couldn't survive because they cut its fucking head off. 0.99

00:14:24.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:14:26.000 Again, it's all, look at this, and then people are just shoveling the streets voluntarily.

00:14:31.000 Does this look like terrorists to you?

00:14:34.000 No, it doesn't exactly look like Ferguson.

00:14:37.000 It looks exactly like what Canadians would do. 1.00

00:14:42.000 Just gonna send it!

00:14:46.000 Wow, that's amazing.

00:14:48.000 Okay, Kyle, keep wandering around and if something comes up then contact Ryan and we'll pull you back on.

00:14:55.000 Alright, later days, Blaze.

00:15:04.000 They said the convoy was 70 kilometers long.

00:15:07.000 Unbelievable.

00:15:08.000 It beat the longest convoy on record by tenfold.

00:15:13.000 And now America's planning one, Australia's planning one, 1.00

00:15:18.000 I used to wipe shit off of that guy's asshole. 1.00

00:15:22.000 Well, that's your younger brother. 1.00

00:15:23.000 Your baby brother.

00:15:23.000 So what I would do is I'd wear a gas mask.

00:15:25.000 It was two years ago.

00:15:26.000 An N95 mask? 0.53

00:15:29.000 I'd wear a gas mask I got at a World War II shop because I was 14.

00:15:32.000 I was totally disgusted by the concept. 0.99

00:15:34.000 I'd hold his wrists in one hand and his ankles in the other hand and then I'd set the bath to like, this is after I wiped his ass, a normal like temperature and I'd just blast his butthole with the bathtub. 0.99

00:15:49.000 My parents were so drunk, they were like, whatever works, whatever. 0.99

00:15:52.000 It's a bidet.

00:15:54.000 Had to change his nappy.

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00:16:22.000 Octoberfest sale?

00:16:24.000 That seems like it's a little bit down the line there.

00:16:26.000 It's a little premature, but I think we might be recycling.

00:16:28.000 Valentine's Day sale?

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00:16:32.000 Remember we tried that?

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00:16:47.000 You know, I'm noticing too, I like the predominant theory that our shit smells like cobalt because we can't smell anymore. 1.00

00:16:55.000 And I'm like, so the Chinese, like the biggest fear in America is bigotry, prejudice, white supremacy, right? 1.00

00:17:02.000 I go to Florida, I gotta take off my shoes and my belt and all my shit because of Muslims. 1.00

00:17:09.000 Because of one group, I've gotta go through all this rigmarole at the fucking gate. 1.00

00:17:15.000 And then I take a shit, it smells like steel because of the Chinese. 1.00

00:17:20.000 I don't mean Chinese people in America, I mean China. 1.00

00:17:23.000 So, one religion in one country is fucking up my life. 1.00

00:17:27.000 And they're not white. 1.00

00:17:29.000 But yeah, white people are... oof. 1.00

00:17:32.000 They're a fucking nightmare. 1.00

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00:18:19.000 He also mentions Christmas giveaways, which must be some old copy.

00:18:23.000 Oh no, we're ramping it up early this year.

00:18:27.000 Starting early.

00:18:28.000 Who's getting the jingle tingles?

00:18:31.000 I'm getting excited!

00:18:34.000 Maybe it's cold outside.

00:18:36.000 Christmas is only what?

00:18:37.000 Nine months away?

00:18:39.000 Ten months away?

00:18:44.000 So we're going to do, uh, we're going to take calls.

00:18:48.000 We're going to do the live feed for Max and John, right?

00:18:52.000 Yeah, we're doing the chats, the paychats.

00:18:55.000 Paychats.

00:18:56.000 So we're taking money for Max and John.

00:18:58.000 These are two proud boys who are serving four years for fighting Antifa.

00:19:03.000 We've raised about $2,000 for them so far.

00:19:06.000 You want to have some money when you get out, right, Matty?

00:19:08.000 Yeah, it helps.

00:19:11.000 Usually when you get out, you're broke.

00:19:14.000 Pretty much, because your bills don't stop just because you're in prison.

00:19:18.000 Yeah, I bet you most guys get out deep into debt.

00:19:21.000 Oh, I owe tons of money in back child support.

00:19:25.000 Child support, rent.

00:19:26.000 None of that stops because you're in prison.

00:19:30.000 It must be.

00:19:30.000 Just goes into the arrears.

00:19:32.000 It must be a real struggle when you're on trial trying to fucking get out of your leases and leave your, break your lease. 0.89

00:19:40.000 Most landlords kind of understand. 0.89

00:19:43.000 What are they going to do?

00:19:46.000 Yeah.

00:19:47.000 I'm not leaving.

00:19:48.000 I'm not skipping on the rent.

00:19:49.000 I mean, if you're in prison, I mean, that's a little easier to get out of, but like child support, like all your credit card bills, like if you have credit or debt or loans, like that's, you're all, you better have somebody on the outside that's helping you.

00:19:49.000 You can't get away from a stone.

00:20:07.000 What about your Rolex?

00:20:08.000 How does that do?

00:20:10.000 My son has it.

00:20:13.000 I've asked three times for it back since the last time I got out.

00:20:15.000 He just doesn't want to give it up.

00:20:18.000 Yeah, because it's gone.

00:20:20.000 It's his anyway.

00:20:22.000 I guess at the end of the day, it would be eventually his. 1.00

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00:20:30.000 You're like, you're just stealing your own shit, buddy. 1.00

00:20:33.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:20:34.000 I mean, I only have one child, so everything I have goes to him. 0.96

00:20:39.000 But we also think that they're gonna want our shit like I've got all my tailored suits and all my books with all my little inscriptions like every four pages I'm like wait a minute this contradicts page 42 because he said that climate change isn't a thing and now here he is saying the earth is warming well how does he say it and I always fantasize about my kids going holy shit my dad called that out 0.96

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00:21:06.000 They're not gonna look at one of them.

00:21:08.000 I have all the vice magazines In order and they're leather bound. 0.90

00:21:14.000 I'm actually missing one of the Books and I was I was you know, you wake up with the tears and as I woke up last night I was like, holy fuck I'm missing 1995 to 1996 0.97

00:21:27.000 Who cares? 0.97

00:21:28.000 They don't care. 1.00

00:21:29.000 I'm missing cow shit 95 to cow shit 96. 0.99

00:21:34.000 Yo, when you let me borrow that Ralph Steadman book, Fear and Loathing in the Kentucky Derby. 0.99

00:21:40.000 That's called The Joke's Over.

00:21:43.000 Right.

00:21:44.000 I was like, this is cool.

00:21:46.000 This dude highlighted this.

00:21:47.000 He found this to be particularly interesting.

00:21:50.000 All the little notes in the margins.

00:21:51.000 Wait, did I loan you the Kentucky Derby Hunter Thompson book?

00:21:55.000 That was an article in Rolling Stone.

00:21:57.000 The book I loaned you was Ralph Steadman's The Joke is Over about his life with Hunter Thompson. 0.99

00:22:02.000 They got the splatters on there and shit. 0.96

00:22:05.000 On the cover, they got the splatters. 0.99

00:22:06.000 My grandfather was a great artist. 1.00

00:22:09.000 And when he died, he didn't really sell his shit. 0.99

00:22:14.000 So he had like hundreds of paintings. 0.99

00:22:17.000 And they got dwindled down.

00:22:18.000 My mother got some. 0.98

00:22:19.000 And then I got this like USPS fucking gigantic box. 0.87

00:22:26.000 I framed a couple of them like sentimental value not really we didn't he didn't like me so you're not you're not pumped okay I got this

00:22:43.000 So the moral of the story is don't do things for how you will be remembered.

00:22:48.000 I texted Terry Richardson this the other day.

00:22:50.000 I go, there's all these stories coming out about the early aughts and our world and vice and stuff and hipsters and we're not in the equation.

00:22:58.000 We've been written out of the story.

00:23:00.000 And I go, I don't have a problem with that because that wasn't my goal to be remembered and documented.

00:23:06.000 I was the documenter in many ways.

00:23:09.000 And I go yeah, I just you got to do things for the moment and enjoy them in the moment and not for any kind of long-term perception obviously outside of your children that you want your kids to be to perceive you as a hero, but even then 0.99

00:23:24.000 Don't save shit so they'll fucking want it. 0.99

00:23:28.000 I've got my great-grandfather's stopwatch. 1.00

00:23:30.000 He never met me. 0.97

00:23:32.000 I don't really give a fuck about it. 0.95

00:23:33.000 I just spent $100 to have it refurbished. 0.99

00:23:37.000 It's in a junk drawer with other cool shit. 0.98

00:23:41.000 So my point is live in the moment. 1.00

00:23:43.000 Don't think about how much your kids are going to enjoy your Rolex or your fucking suits or reading the scribbly notes in your books because they're not. 1.00

00:23:53.000 In fact, if anything, do them a favor and get rid of all your shit because they don't want to have to get rid of that. 1.00

00:23:58.000 What are we going to do with all that junk? 1.00

00:24:02.000 Oak chest of drawers. 0.78

00:24:03.000 They don't want it.

00:24:04.000 They want money.

00:24:06.000 But money is always key.

00:24:08.000 They don't want your furniture.

00:24:10.000 Life insurance.

00:24:10.000 How much you got?

00:24:13.000 Same thing with like shitty Christmas gifts.

00:24:15.000 There's something about it where when they give it to you, you're burdened with now, now you're throwing away something somebody bought for you and spent time on.

00:24:21.000 So we have a rule in our house.

00:24:23.000 We keep it around for a month.

00:24:24.000 So that way it's officially ours.

00:24:26.000 And then we're like, well, it's ours now.

00:24:27.000 We throw it out.

00:24:28.000 But after Christmas, it feels weird to get a thing and throw it right out or give it away.

00:24:33.000 Dude, I have thrown out probably six boxes of books recently.

00:24:38.000 We redid our, our living room.

00:24:41.000 Uh, 0.97

00:24:41.000 In the studio here we've thrown out 15 contractor bags of books and garbage and TV mounts and all this shit. 0.97

00:24:51.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:24:52.000 Just get rid of it.

00:24:53.000 We're living in an era of we're too wealthy.

00:24:56.000 Like, I want to get robbed.

00:24:58.000 Please rob me. 1.00

00:25:00.000 Please, take my shit. 1.00

00:25:01.000 Take my shit, please. 1.00

00:25:04.000 Like, in the 70s, you had speakers. 1.00

00:25:07.000 You worked at a minimum wage job for a speaker that was five feet tall, and it blasted the whole house, and then your mom or your grandma had a pearl necklace that was super expensive, that she didn't want anyone to steal, and you had a VCR, which was a big deal, no one could trace it.

00:25:24.000 No one has that anymore.

00:25:27.000 Like, what are you gonna rob?

00:25:28.000 You break into a house, say you steal a computer.

00:25:31.000 You can't steal it.

00:25:32.000 It's tracked.

00:25:34.000 GPS.

00:25:35.000 We got the GPS.

00:25:36.000 We got it locked.

00:25:37.000 Oh yeah.

00:25:39.000 A TV?

00:25:40.000 Okay, take my flat screen TV.

00:25:42.000 It's worth $150.

00:25:44.000 And they're heavy, and awkward, and cumbersome. 1.00

00:25:47.000 Pain in the ass. 0.99

00:25:49.000 What are you gonna do, run down the street with a 72 inch TV? 1.00

00:25:53.000 I don't even get home robbery anymore.

00:25:55.000 What are you gonna get?

00:25:56.000 People don't have cash.

00:25:59.000 They should have some cash in the house somewhere.

00:26:01.000 Yeah, they don't.

00:26:04.000 They pay for a coffee.

00:26:05.000 A $1.50 coffee with a credit card.

00:26:10.000 It's for the thrills.

00:26:11.000 You know when you see some teens out there grabbing stuff from Target?

00:26:17.000 It's just the thrill.

00:26:18.000 What are teens?

00:26:19.000 Teens, you know.

00:26:20.000 Never heard of them.

00:26:22.000 Haven't seen them on the street in a long time.

00:26:23.000 Bitox.

00:26:24.000 They're in their rooms on the screens.

00:26:25.000 Buy indigenous... All right, so let's go behind the paywall now. 1.00

00:26:30.000 Goodbye, people who don't pay. 1.00

00:26:32.000 You just got the first half hour for free.

00:26:34.000 Enjoy yourselves. 1.00

00:26:35.000 I'm glad that you got some free shit, you mooch. 1.00

00:26:37.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:26:38.000 And let's start taking calls now.

00:26:43.000 Do you want to send them off or we just cut them hard?

00:26:45.000 Just cut them hard. 0.99

00:26:45.000 All right, guys. 0.99

00:26:47.000 Cleave them.

00:26:47.000 Fudge you.

00:26:48.000 We're out.

00:26:50.000 You're out.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - February 04, 2022

GOML LIVE #134 - BROTHER OTTAWA (Part 1)

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