Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - February 11, 2022


GOML LIVE #135 - EVERYONE IS INTERESTING (Part 1)

Topics
talk to old people
Hosted by
Gavin McInnes
Mentioned
Matty Odell Ryan John Bevere Donnie Kyle Anthony Cumia Tactical Tim Joe Tonelli Carrot Top Pac-Man Jimmy Jesus Christ Compound Censored George Soros Matty Gavin Saint Denis Kidz Bop Wrangler Lenny Gary and 2 more
S4E86 - THE STORY OF THE CLASH S4E88 - SCATTERBRAIN

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Length

30 minutes

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156.31

Word count

4,791

Sentence count

566

Harmful content

Misogyny

12

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Toxicity

162

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Hate speech

19

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Gavin McInnes and Matty Odell talk about the N-word and the evolution of races throughout the past million years. Also, Matty talks about how he's going to turn his house into a party house and how he bought a batting cage for $300 and a pinball machine for $200. And Gavin talks about what he's been up to since he was a kid and what he wants to do with the rest of his money. Get Off My Lawn is a podcast about a guy who grew up in the 80s and 90s and is now in his mid-twenties and has a whole bunch of kids. Get off my lawn if you don't know who he is, because you're not going to want to miss this one! Also, we talk about Joust and we don't even know what a Joust is, but it's a good one. Get on my lawn! Get On My Lawn! Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Art by Skandalous. We do not own the rights to either of these songs or any of the music used in this episode. All credit goes to original artists and music used on the show. If you like it, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and/or share it on iTunes. Thanks for listening and rating/subscrip if you re a review, we re listening to this podcast and sharing it with your friends and family and family, we ll make sure to post it on the next week! Thank you! . . . and we lllllllll give it out on Anchor.fm/instant feedback. and review it to us a rating and review and we re sharing it on Insta so we can spread it around the world. Thank you so much love and spread it everywhere else. XOXO. xoxo, Matt & Matty - Matt and Ryan Thanks again. - Matty & Ryan - XO - Ben & Ben & Ben & Rachael xo . Ben & Ryan & Raffy Matt ( ) is a big thank you, Ben and Rachie And we hope you all have a nice day! - Tim

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00:00:06.000 Anybody can be my nigga, man. 1.00
00:00:08.000 To be real, everybody a nigga to me. 1.00
00:00:10.000 You know what I'm sayin'? 0.98
00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
00:00:20.000 Let the white kids say Nick.
00:00:21.000 Let the white kids say Nick.
00:00:23.000 Let the white kids say Nick.
00:00:24.000 Let the white kids say Nick.
00:00:26.000 They probably gonna say it anyway.
00:00:42.000 I wouldn't say that, um... White kids say... Every single day. 0.62
00:00:55.000 It comes up.
00:00:58.000 It does. 0.96
00:00:59.000 Even, like, the most racist, horrible people.
00:01:02.000 They don't really say... Every single day.
00:01:08.000 But, uh, let's hear some more of this jam.
00:01:12.000 I know I stopped the cassette tape, but maybe you can find it on the internet? 1.00
00:01:15.000 Hot shit! 0.99
00:01:16.000 Wait, was he getting deep with the continental drift? 1.00
00:01:20.000 Is he talking about the evolution of races throughout the past million years?
00:01:42.000 Welcome to Get Off My Lawn.
00:01:45.000 This is the Thursday live show.
00:01:47.000 We do the first half hour free.
00:01:49.000 We make it a podcast.
00:01:49.000 We've got some
00:02:11.000 We've got some sponsors and they pay for that.
00:02:16.000 We seem kind of low on sponsors.
00:02:18.000 Are we dying out?
00:02:18.000 Maybe this could be the last episode.
00:02:20.000 We've got Tactical Walls, Tactical Tim.
00:02:23.000 He still cares.
00:02:25.000 He's still holding on.
00:02:26.000 But maybe this is the end.
00:02:28.000 You'll, it's funny how the mainstream media totally ignores this site to the point where big tech is involved.
00:02:35.000 And if you DM your friend and go, Hey, I saw a funny thing on sensor dot TV.
00:02:41.000 If you DM that in Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, it will not go through.
00:02:46.000 It'll go.
00:02:48.000 You can say, or, uh, the Holocaust didn't happen. 0.92
00:02:52.000 That's that goes through, but we're worse.
00:02:55.000 We're worse than the N word.
00:02:56.000 We're worse than the H word.
00:02:59.000 And the n-word you could say, according to this guy.
00:03:02.000 Yeah.
00:03:03.000 This is not cool. 0.99
00:03:05.000 I don't give a shit. 0.99
00:03:09.000 Welcome Matty Odell! 0.99
00:03:12.000 Cheers, everybody.
00:03:13.000 How you doing, Matty?
00:03:15.000 Good.
00:03:15.000 You know, nice, relaxing week, not too busy.
00:03:19.000 Taking it easy.
00:03:20.000 We're at that time of year, right?
00:03:21.000 People sort of, we trot through life in February up here in the Northeast.
00:03:25.000 You know, it's cold.
00:03:27.000 Although today was very mild.
00:03:29.000 And your trade, one of many things you do is you help pizza parties.
00:03:34.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:03:35.000 And there's not a lot of pizza parties at this time of year.
00:03:37.000 No.
00:03:38.000 August, I can't get ahold of you.
00:03:40.000 No.
00:03:41.000 But this time of year, you're taking it easy, taking it easy.
00:03:44.000 You know what I did today?
00:03:46.000 I shopped till I dropped.
00:03:48.000 I heard.
00:03:49.000 I was very impressed.
00:03:51.000 It was very un-Scottish of you.
00:03:52.000 Yeah, it is.
00:03:54.000 It is.
00:03:54.000 But I will say one thing about the Scots.
00:03:57.000 Like, my parents bought me a waterbed when I was 15.
00:03:59.000 Because their Scots thing is, if it's something that you need, and back in the 70s, or this was the 80s, they thought waterbeds were like a very good bed. 1.00
00:04:10.000 It's just a stupid bed. 1.00
00:04:12.000 That's why they don't exist anymore. 1.00
00:04:13.000 It's not like a Tempur-Pedic bed.
00:04:15.000 But it was a very good bed.
00:04:16.000 So, your parents would get you like,
00:04:19.000 A very good bed, very good socks, very good underwear, a very good education.
00:04:25.000 They wouldn't buy you like Nike, like they wouldn't buy you Air Jordans or anything.
00:04:28.000 No, never.
00:04:30.000 So I know it sounds crazy that I was a Scottish kid with a waterbed, but I had one.
00:04:35.000 So my thing too today was I want to get my kids off screen, so I'm going to make the house a party house.
00:04:42.000 So I bought a batting cage that was cheap actually that's just $300 it's just you know PVC pipe and mesh 35 feet 10 by 10
00:04:52.000 But then I bought a video game.
00:04:54.000 I think I sent this to you, Ryan.
00:04:56.000 It was about 4,000 bucks.
00:04:59.000 Stand-up arcade game.
00:05:01.000 It's got the ball.
00:05:02.000 It has 5,000 games.
00:05:06.000 Nice.
00:05:06.000 Centipede!
00:05:08.000 Nice. 0.99
00:05:08.000 Fucking, I go, I really want Joust. 0.99
00:05:11.000 That's all I care about is Joust. 1.00
00:05:12.000 Joust?
00:05:13.000 Yeah.
00:05:13.000 What were they on?
00:05:14.000 They were on like... Ostriches. 1.00
00:05:17.000 Ostriches, yeah.
00:05:19.000 I didn't even know this was a thing.
00:05:21.000 They have joust 1, 2, and 3. 1.00
00:05:22.000 Holy shit. 0.99
00:05:23.000 There was other jousts? 0.99
00:05:25.000 I never knew that.
00:05:26.000 It was past our time.
00:05:27.000 You're picking up eggs.
00:05:29.000 I just bought that today.
00:05:30.000 Nice.
00:05:31.000 They just deliver it to your door.
00:05:32.000 And it's funny because I went on Craigslist and I was looking up pinball machines.
00:05:35.000 I found a pinball game, Terminator 2.
00:05:38.000 It's not far from here. 0.98
00:05:39.000 It's up in fucking Newburgh. 0.98
00:05:42.000 Like an hour and a half drive. 0.99
00:05:43.000 You and I should just pick it up ourselves.
00:05:45.000 It's my own stomping grounds.
00:05:46.000 I sent you a text about that.
00:05:48.000 That's your stomping grounds? 0.99
00:05:49.000 Yeah, maybe I could pick it up.
00:05:51.000 Yeah, you should.
00:05:52.000 I'm just really worried about transporting it. 0.92
00:05:54.000 Like, the Street Fighter 2, it fucking worked when I bought it. 0.77
00:05:58.000 And I forget where it was. 0.93
00:06:00.000 Probably, like, I don't know.
00:06:02.000 It was a Newburgh kind of area.
00:06:05.000 And now we're missing a kick button on the Player 2.
00:06:09.000 Now, I know you're saying, folks at home, you're saying Gavin McInnes is anti-video games.
00:06:13.000 Why are you talking about video games?
00:06:14.000 Because I want to be with my children.
00:06:18.000 If I have to play their game and stand next to them when we play Joust, I don't consider that bad.
00:06:23.000 If you're standing next to your son and he's getting eggs in Joust, you're spending time with your children. 0.99
00:06:30.000 What I don't like is this door closed of the bedroom and I don't see my fucking children just like prison. 0.99
00:06:38.000 And Matty and I have both done time. 0.99
00:06:40.000 I did four hours.
00:06:42.000 He did about 40 months.
00:06:46.000 I can't wait, because I hope they got a missile command on there.
00:06:50.000 Because you said it's got the ball.
00:06:51.000 Guaranteed they have missile command.
00:06:53.000 Nice.
00:06:55.000 I'll pay you $100 if they don't have missile command.
00:06:59.000 Actually, if you go on that link, you can see the list.
00:07:02.000 Centipede, you need the ball.
00:07:03.000 Yeah, it's got the ball.
00:07:04.000 Nice.
00:07:06.000 Look, that's it in the middle.
00:07:09.000 So they got, if you have Centipede, you have mission control.
00:07:12.000 Yeah.
00:07:14.000 And then people say like Donkey Kong, Pac-Man, like I went on Craigslist and I was looking up our area and it's like, this game is awesome.
00:07:22.000 It has Pac-Man and Ms. 0.99
00:07:23.000 Pac-Man.
00:07:24.000 That's nice.
00:07:26.000 That's not exactly 4,000.
00:07:27.000 It's the same price too.
00:07:29.000 They're all in the thousands. 1.00
00:07:30.000 All this shit's in the thousands. 1.00
00:07:31.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:07:34.000 Because the people who grew up during that period, say late mid-80s to mid-90s, they're, you know, our age 50, early 50s, and they have money to spend and want to go back to their childhood a little bit.
00:07:48.000 Right. 0.96
00:07:49.000 And they're also not fucking around. 0.98
00:07:50.000 They don't want you to come by their house for 200 bucks. 0.98
00:07:53.000 They're not interested.
00:07:54.000 They're just throwing the garbage at that point. 0.61
00:07:56.000 They're not interested.
00:07:57.000 I'm sure there's a million arcade games thrown in the garbage.
00:07:59.000 In fact, that's Street Fighter 2 behind you.
00:08:02.000 Am I gonna sell that?
00:08:04.000 I don't... It's got a broken fucking thing. 0.99
00:08:07.000 You would get peanuts for it. 1.00
00:08:09.000 I would get nothing for it. 1.00
00:08:10.000 Fuck it. 1.00
00:08:11.000 Fuck you, Street Fighter 2. 1.00
00:08:13.000 In my new game, I'll have all the Street Fighters. 1.00
00:08:16.000 Can you just show Ryan what joust is to the people at home?
00:08:21.000 Sure, but... No.
00:08:23.000 Joust.
00:08:24.000 Wow, that's a great shot.
00:08:27.000 I'm sure the people are thrilled to see that.
00:08:28.000 Rest in power, Street Fighter.
00:08:31.000 But with that shot, you saw our Tactical Walls.
00:08:34.000 Let's take a moment to discuss our favorite sponsor, TacticalWalls.com, run by Tactical Tim, a vet who builds these things in America.
00:08:45.000 Vet made.
00:08:45.000 It's not just American made.
00:08:46.000 American made is great.
00:08:49.000 American Run's awesome.
00:08:50.000 That's our goal.
00:08:51.000 That's the future of America, actually, I would argue. 1.00
00:08:54.000 And I like that we are in a conflict with China right now because I want them to say, if you don't fucking pay your debt, then we will stop making your plastic shit. 1.00
00:09:06.000 Good. 1.00
00:09:07.000 Stop making our plastic shit. 1.00
00:09:08.000 We want to make our own plastic shit. 1.00
00:09:10.000 We want to start generating our own. 1.00
00:09:14.000 Let's reinvigorate the Rust Belt.
00:09:16.000 And make it the plastic belt.
00:09:18.000 That would be fantastic.
00:09:20.000 And Tactical Walls isn't waiting for that to happen.
00:09:22.000 They're doing that now.
00:09:23.000 Look at that mod wall.
00:09:26.000 Use promo code GAVIN15, you get 15% off your order, and you can build a beautiful rack to hold your guns.
00:09:35.000 If you can't have guns, like those of us in New York City, you can have a beautiful mod wall for your baseball gear. 0.79
00:09:43.000 You can have a beautiful mod wall for Ryan's crap. 0.76
00:09:46.000 You can have a beautiful mod wall in your Jeep. 0.99
00:09:49.000 And he also sells all kinds of cool shit to 0.99
00:09:52.000 Hide your guns! 0.99
00:09:53.000 Like in New York, we're allowed to have guns over 16 inches in Westchester.
00:09:59.000 Who's that?
00:09:59.000 Oh, that's Gary.
00:10:00.000 Holy shit. 1.00
00:10:01.000 Hot shit! 1.00
00:10:02.000 Hot shit! 1.00
00:10:05.000 He's in an old folks home now. 1.00
00:10:06.000 We just found out.
00:10:07.000 Oh, geez. 1.00
00:10:10.000 You can have all of that shit. 1.00
00:10:12.000 So there's plenty of shit to do in gun hating states like New York City. 1.00
00:10:17.000 Gun hating towns like New York City. 0.99
00:10:20.000 But even in gun hating states where you're allowed 16 inches, you can have these windows, these these mirrors that open up and behind it, there's your gun ready to rock.
00:10:29.000 I like the Jeep one.
00:10:29.000 That's my new favorite.
00:10:31.000 Show the Jeep one.
00:10:33.000 That's a lot of fun.
00:10:34.000 Those are fun too.
00:10:35.000 A little behind us.
00:10:36.000 There we go. 0.99
00:10:38.000 Click on that sucker. 1.00
00:10:40.000 Wait, what are you doing? 1.00
00:10:41.000 That's in your Jeep?
00:10:43.000 Jeep, Toyota, Jeep Wrangler package.
00:10:45.000 Yeah, that stuff.
00:10:46.000 I like that stuff.
00:10:47.000 Oh, there you go.
00:10:48.000 Look at that.
00:10:49.000 That's all your gear on the back of your Jeep.
00:10:51.000 That's to stow all your EDC in your car.
00:10:54.000 What's EDC mean?
00:10:55.000 Everyday carry.
00:10:56.000 Everyday carry.
00:10:58.000 All your everyday carries in your car, in your Jeep.
00:11:00.000 Everything you can eat in your truck.
00:11:01.000 Thanks to Tactical Tim. 1.00
00:11:03.000 Got a fucking tube. 1.00
00:11:04.000 He's a great man. 0.99
00:11:05.000 I bet if you called him and you said, hey, I have a 1980s Jaguar and I want to have a C, what's it called?
00:11:15.000 EDC.
00:11:16.000 EDC in the back?
00:11:17.000 I bet he would fit you with something.
00:11:20.000 Oh yeah, I'm sure he could.
00:11:20.000 Because he makes this stuff en masse, but he also customizes stuff.
00:11:25.000 I'm just pulling this out of my ass right now, but I bet you if you called TacticalWallace.com, you contacted Tactical Tim, he would make you a thing for whatever you have. 0.84
00:11:34.000 Whatever application you want. 0.98
00:11:36.000 A 1940s, you have a Model T Ford.
00:11:38.000 I bet he would come up with something for you for the right price.
00:11:42.000 Anyway, for the normal stuff, use promo code GAVIN15, get 15% off, and that's that.
00:11:50.000 There's tactical Tim right there.
00:11:54.000 Matty, I wanted to talk for a second about our bar.
00:11:57.000 Sure.
00:11:57.000 There was a journalist who came by.
00:12:01.000 Yesterday?
00:12:03.000 And she came in, she talked to the owner for a second, and then she said, does anyone want to talk on record and use their real name?
00:12:11.000 Of course we said no.
00:12:13.000 Right.
00:12:13.000 I can't use my real name or the bar's ruined.
00:12:15.000 Right.
00:12:17.000 So, and then she walked out. 1.00
00:12:20.000 And I just thought, our local, let's call it the Cheers Inn, is so colorful and there's so many interesting people there. 0.93
00:12:31.000 And if you want to fucking do a thing on it, sit down, have a wine spritzer. 0.96
00:12:37.000 You don't have to get wasted. 0.99
00:12:38.000 Right.
00:12:40.000 And talk to some of the people there.
00:12:43.000 Like spend five hours.
00:12:45.000 This is women in the workforce. 1.00
00:12:46.000 If I was writing a review about a bar, I would spend a while there.
00:12:51.000 I'd get to know everyone.
00:12:53.000 I'd give you perspective.
00:12:54.000 My review of the Cheers Inn would be fantastic.
00:13:01.000 And then she goes, well, I can't put your, uh, you know, summation, your little summary in there.
00:13:07.000 If I can't use your real name.
00:13:08.000 Okay.
00:13:08.000 Then say, I spoke to people there that said, you know, it's been around for 20 years and the latest crew is this kind of thing.
00:13:18.000 Fuck him. 0.99
00:13:19.000 And there's joust in the background. 1.00
00:13:20.000 Yeah.
00:13:20.000 Do you remember that?
00:13:22.000 Oh yeah. 1.00
00:13:24.000 You gotta watch those fucking eggs. 1.00
00:13:25.000 You gotta scoop them up. 1.00
00:13:28.000 Wave three.
00:13:29.000 Such a good drunk game too.
00:13:35.000 Oh, you got to stay up high.
00:13:37.000 You have to be above people or they'll hurt you.
00:13:40.000 That's a good moral.
00:13:41.000 It's always the tactical advantage.
00:13:44.000 Have the high ground.
00:13:45.000 Yes.
00:13:46.000 Stay high or you will die.
00:13:49.000 Everyone used to want to have the bottom bunk and everyone would be like, Oh, I got a bottom bus pass.
00:13:55.000 I said, I sleep on top no matter what.
00:13:57.000 I said, it's easier to fight down.
00:14:01.000 Yeah.
00:14:02.000 That's why castles are on hills.
00:14:05.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:14:05.000 How many times have we talked to vets and they're like, they go to Afghanistan and they're in a vagina. 1.00
00:14:11.000 They're in some hill, like the bottom of two mountains. 1.00
00:14:15.000 And it's like, please kill me.
00:14:20.000 Um, so let's talk about our bar. 0.97
00:14:22.000 Should we do that?
00:14:23.000 Sure.
00:14:25.000 Fascinating characters.
00:14:26.000 This is how you do a review of our local bar.
00:14:29.000 There's John who had a brutal stroke and no one talks to him but people who know him. 0.97
00:14:36.000 So let's say Matty Gavin for the people because he sounds retarded. 0.99
00:14:42.000 He farts, he burps, and he has no filter so he sees Kyle the marine biologist and he'll go oh so fucking beautiful so pretty so pretty because he doesn't know that he's thinking out loud. 0.98
00:15:02.000 He's also a genius who was a top DA in Manhattan and 0.98
00:15:07.000 He'll be listening like on International Clash Day I went down there dressed in my little costume and we're playing Saint Denis and he's like I played Magnificent Seven and he's like and his retard voice he's like 1.00
00:15:22.000 That's the only popular song on Sandinista, but there were so many great songs on that album that got ignored because they did a triple album and charged the price of one that CBS hated them for it.
00:15:37.000 There's one song that's all children singing for the whole song.
00:15:42.000 The whole song.
00:15:45.000 And you're like, that's exactly what happened with Sandinista.
00:15:49.000 And I don't know the kids song you're talking about.
00:15:52.000 See if you can find that Ryan, because I'm sitting here talking about how this guy who sounds retarded is a genius, but maybe I'm wrong. 0.99
00:16:00.000 Is there a song on Sandinista where kids are singing the whole time?
00:16:06.000 See if you can find that. 0.99
00:16:07.000 Cause he also said like, he said some slightly weird shit. 0.98
00:16:11.000 Like, uh, they were singing for three hours. 0.99
00:16:15.000 No, that's Queer Opportunities. 1.00
00:16:17.000 It has to be on the album Sandinista.
00:16:20.000 So, Google it differently.
00:16:21.000 Like, The Clash, Sandinista, children singing.
00:16:26.000 Although, maybe he was wrong.
00:16:28.000 Maybe he was thinking of that song.
00:16:33.000 Although, Queer Opportunities doesn't have kids singing.
00:16:36.000 It's a kid version.
00:16:38.000 Is that like a kid's bop?
00:16:40.000 Yeah, Kidz Bop, that's what he meant.
00:16:42.000 Oh, that's what it is!
00:17:05.000 Okay, this goes back to what I was saying all week and I'm glad this is on the free episode and I'm glad it's finally some substance in what has so far been a bit of a wandering episode.
00:17:15.000 Talk to everyone.
00:17:17.000 Talk to old people, especially. 0.60
00:17:20.000 Talk to your Uber driver.
00:17:22.000 Say, how's business? 1.00
00:17:23.000 Every time you're doing anything and there's a lull, you're buying a fucking dart. 0.99
00:17:28.000 How's business? 0.99
00:17:29.000 Talk to the guy.
00:17:30.000 That's how you find out what's really going on in this country.
00:17:33.000 What's going on with the economy?
00:17:34.000 What's going on with the culture?
00:17:36.000 How's business?
00:17:37.000 How are you doing?
00:17:38.000 Everyone, everyone! 1.00
00:17:40.000 You're the fucking mailman. 1.00
00:17:43.000 How's business, mailman? 1.00
00:17:45.000 And this dude, John, talked to a geriatric who just had a stroke that no one's sitting near because he's got like a tick and he's like, talk to him.
00:17:57.000 I own Sandinista.
00:17:59.000 I've listened to it a million times.
00:18:00.000 I think I forgot that career opportunities is on that as a kid song.
00:18:06.000 And that is cool.
00:18:07.000 That song.
00:18:08.000 Let's hear it again.
00:18:22.000 This is a little gem that was sitting in my own home.
00:18:25.000 Like he found an Easter egg in my own home.
00:18:28.000 They couldn't carry a tomb to save their lives.
00:18:41.000 God bless him.
00:18:46.000 Yes, sir.
00:18:47.000 Although, I gotta admit something that I'm not proud of.
00:18:50.000 When I talk to him and we get along and I make him laugh, this is horrible.
00:18:56.000 And I'm only bringing it up because I want you to recognize when you're horrible and the horrible thoughts you have.
00:19:04.000 But if I'm totally honest with myself... We're all human.
00:19:07.000 I can't help but think
00:19:09.000 Then when he dies, his daughter's gonna come in and go, he loved it here.
00:19:14.000 He loved the way you guys treated him.
00:19:17.000 And it meant so much to him.
00:19:18.000 Hey! 0.99
00:19:20.000 How could you say that?
00:19:23.000 Which is like, it's a normal thing to happen, but to talk to a man who's just had a stroke and be thinking about his funeral when his daughter comes by and goes, you were so great to talk to my handicapped dad.
00:19:38.000 And you're like, well, I'm talking to him right now.
00:19:40.000 He's not actually dead yet.
00:19:41.000 I'm already fantasizing about how great I am.
00:19:44.000 That's terrible.
00:19:48.000 I'm already enjoying the accolades for being such a mensch. 1.00
00:19:52.000 Meanwhile, he's a very interesting guy once you get through the shit. 0.99
00:19:55.000 So it's not like I'm fucking digging through rat kings and working in New York sewer systems. 0.99
00:20:02.000 I'm just talking to a human being who's two feet from me and I can't wait to get my fucking purple heart. 0.99
00:20:09.000 That was too much of indecence. 0.98
00:20:13.000 But I heard our good friend Joe stepped up and was interviewed.
00:20:17.000 So that's the thing. 1.00
00:20:17.000 So none of us would talk to this stupid, lazy bitch because she demanded that we all speak to her with our names. 1.00
00:20:23.000 It's not how you investigate a thing, you dumb cunt. 1.00
00:20:27.000 You dumb old boomer. 1.00
00:20:28.000 Was she checking people's IDs? 1.00
00:20:30.000 Well, the problem is the owner introduced me as Gavin.
00:20:34.000 I was going to be John Beverly, and I could have talked to her for days, what we're doing right now.
00:20:39.000 I could explain the whole story, but... 0.97
00:20:41.000 He fucked up because he's very, uh, he's very optimistic and he trusts everyone too much. 0.96
00:20:47.000 Um, but yeah, so Joe was the only, Joe Tonelli was the only one who spoke to him. 0.99
00:20:51.000 We haven't even, oh my God, I'm glad I brought this up.
00:20:54.000 We haven't talked about Joe for two weeks.
00:20:57.000 There's a lot to catch up on.
00:20:58.000 Oh yeah.
00:20:59.000 So you know the guy, the black guy, Jared,
00:21:03.000 Yes.
00:21:04.000 Who was responsible for the Black Lives Matter mural on his road in front of his house.
00:21:09.000 Yes, yes.
00:21:10.000 So that's the guy who was calling me a cracker one night.
00:21:13.000 Yep.
00:21:13.000 And a lot of our viewers were like, why didn't you crack him?
00:21:17.000 There's an argument there, but not really.
00:21:20.000 I mean, especially not at my local.
00:21:23.000 At another bar? 0.97
00:21:24.000 I do like the idea of us getting as mad about cracker and Nazi as blacks are about... 1.00
00:21:34.000 We should. 0.97
00:21:35.000 It's equally offensive.
00:21:37.000 Let's react the same.
00:21:40.000 Yeah.
00:21:41.000 So I get that.
00:21:42.000 But in the context of that night, and he was like, why you why you so why you got so much influence, he kept saying to me.
00:21:49.000 He's jealous!
00:21:50.000 Jared, you mow lawns, which is a noble pursuit, but it's not influential.
00:21:56.000 And I've been in media since 1994, so obviously I'm going to have accrued a little more influence than the guy who mows the lawn. 1.00
00:22:06.000 He's like, motherfucker, it's because you're a cracker. 0.99
00:22:10.000 No, that's not the case, my friend. 1.00
00:22:12.000 If, in fact, if I was you and I've been doing it since 1994, Jesus H Christ, I would be George Soros.
00:22:22.000 I would own all me.
00:22:24.000 I'd own the internet. 0.88
00:22:25.000 I'd own the fiber optic cables if I was black. 1.00
00:22:30.000 Um, so we dropped that, but the story is that he was annoying and he said, he's an asshole, Jared. 1.00
00:22:38.000 He was annoying and harassing some women, which I don't know why. 1.00
00:22:41.000 He's gay, right? 0.99
00:22:42.000 Yeah, he is. 0.98
00:22:44.000 But he was like hitting on them, or maybe he was just bothering them.
00:22:47.000 So the bartender, Jimmy, was like, you guys need to go.
00:22:51.000 No, Jared, you need to go.
00:22:52.000 Get out of here.
00:22:53.000 Leave them alone.
00:22:54.000 And Jimmy's very, he's good at his job.
00:22:57.000 He's been a bartender for 900 years. 0.99
00:22:59.000 So he knows, like, I'm not going to fucking crack you. 0.99
00:23:02.000 I just like ooze you out of the bar. 0.99
00:23:04.000 Right.
00:23:05.000 And Joe gets involved.
00:23:06.000 He's like, yo, no, no, no, no.
00:23:08.000 Get out of here.
00:23:09.000 He said, get out of here. 0.99
00:23:10.000 Yo, what are you crazy? 0.99
00:23:11.000 What, seriously? 0.99
00:23:12.000 We're doing this right now.
00:23:14.000 Now the word on the street is that he dropped the N-bomb.
00:23:18.000 Whoa.
00:23:20.000 That's what I heard.
00:23:21.000 I was not there, so I can't.
00:23:22.000 We have no evidence of this.
00:23:24.000 We do know that Jared, who looks like me before I got ripped. 0.99
00:23:31.000 I know you see these pipes and you're like, what the fuck? 0.99
00:23:33.000 He's probably 135, 140 pounds. 0.99
00:23:36.000 Yeah, he's me six months ago. 0.99
00:23:39.000 So he's not known for ripping shit to shreds. 0.97
00:23:45.000 But if someone had a Grover body, which, I mean, I can't believe I'm saying goodbye to Grover bodies. 0.99
00:23:54.000 I just had one.
00:23:56.000 But as a previous Grover body owner, like Carrot Top, I look back on my old Carrot Top career, and what would make him so mad that he would beat the living shit out of Joe Tonelli in the bar, in the corner by the darts, 0.99
00:24:13.000 Like, I don't think faggot would make him that mad. 1.00
00:24:16.000 No, I think it was... I think it was the n-word. 1.00
00:24:22.000 Yeah, that's what I heard.
00:24:23.000 That's what we heard.
00:24:25.000 Then I heard another friend of ours had to pull Jared off of him.
00:24:28.000 Yes, Donnie.
00:24:29.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:24:30.000 Donnie, who's a homo, too. 1.00
00:24:33.000 Wonderful homo. 1.00
00:24:34.000 Are you reluctant for me to say names here? 0.97
00:24:39.000 No.
00:24:39.000 Me?
00:24:39.000 No.
00:24:40.000 Donnie was like, all right, that's enough.
00:24:42.000 And he picked up Jared like off the ground and walked him out of the bar.
00:24:45.000 No one had a problem with what Jared was doing.
00:24:48.000 And I don't either.
00:24:51.000 You know, you throw the word around.
00:24:54.000 I do think that word has too much gravity. 1.00
00:24:56.000 But, you know, I'd be the same with faggot. 1.00
00:25:00.000 If you're a gay and someone calls you a faggot, you're going to expect a few bonks to the nose. 1.00
00:25:06.000 What I'm pushing for is that Cracker and Nazi gets as many bonks to the nose, but that's a separate topic. 1.00
00:25:13.000 So when I showed up, our friend Jared was just quietly waiting for an Uber.
00:25:18.000 Because he had been kicked out after beating up Joe.
00:25:20.000 I was like, okay, that seems fair.
00:25:22.000 And then I was inside and...
00:25:28.000 They I talked to people in there and I they told me what I just told you and they go And then I'm like really Joe.
00:25:36.000 Are you big Joe the bigot now?
00:25:37.000 Is that your new nickname? 0.99
00:25:39.000 And he goes I kicked him in the balls and Then I looked at everyone else in the bar and they go he didn't kick anyone the balls No, he was getting punched on he was getting ripped to shreds. 0.98
00:25:51.000 Oh 0.99
00:25:52.000 Pretty much from what I heard. 0.99
00:25:53.000 See this is what, like I wish I had a Project Veritas little fucking button on my shirt because my wife, she works, works, she's a housewife. 1.00
00:26:03.000 She has her yoga, she has her friends, she has a social thing like maybe once a week, probably not. 0.98
00:26:10.000 Probably once a month.
00:26:12.000 I am meeting these fascinating individuals on a daily basis at the pub, at the gym.
00:26:19.000 Like, I'm drowning in fascinating conversations.
00:26:23.000 I wish I could be a fly on the wall in my own life. 0.99
00:26:26.000 Like, I wish you guys could see all of the amazing shit I hear. 0.98
00:26:30.000 Like, even today, we're at the bar, the Cheers Inn, and there's Kyle the marine biologist. 0.98
00:26:36.000 And I'm talking to her about the mantis shrimp and she's like, don't do it, which I kind of makes me want to do it more.
00:26:42.000 That's why I bought a Jaguar because every mechanic said, don't do it.
00:26:46.000 She goes, you need a fish tank that's going to withstand that smash, which I don't even believe.
00:26:54.000 No one's an expert.
00:26:56.000 There's no incentive for the mantis shrimp to smash the glass. 0.95
00:26:58.000 He doesn't know that's how to get out.
00:27:01.000 She's like, yes, they do.
00:27:03.000 Now they know.
00:27:04.000 But she had a great story about this.
00:27:06.000 She does all this preservation in the area.
00:27:08.000 And there was a her boyfriend heard that there was a hook that went through some duck's bill and through the wing.
00:27:16.000 And he's like, no problem.
00:27:17.000 I'm on the way.
00:27:19.000 And she clips the hook, cuts everything like 50 times, so it's just removing pieces of steel.
00:27:25.000 And the duck's free to go, or maybe after a while.
00:27:28.000 And she goes, oh no, thanks for coming, my eel has a parasite. 0.97
00:27:33.000 It's got this white worm coming out of its chest. 1.00
00:27:36.000 And he's like, I don't give a fuck, die. 1.00
00:27:40.000 I don't like eels. 1.00
00:27:40.000 They're snakes. 1.00
00:27:42.000 So I want it to have a worm.
00:27:45.000 Good.
00:27:46.000 So that's Kyle.
00:27:48.000 We've got Joe.
00:27:50.000 We've got PJ, the contractor, who may have been in the IRA.
00:27:54.000 Jack was in the IRA.
00:27:56.000 Or no, no, he was a cop who fought the IRA.
00:27:59.000 That's equally as interesting.
00:28:01.000 We've got Lenny the chiropractor who wears OR scrubs for some bizarre reason.
00:28:05.000 You're in a chiropractor.
00:28:06.000 There's no vomit or blood. 1.00
00:28:08.000 You need to wash off your fucking uniform. 1.00
00:28:11.000 We've got Jeff from Maine, the hunter. 1.00
00:28:15.000 We've got...
00:28:18.000 I mean, there's like an endless supply of 15 fascinating individuals.
00:28:23.000 Even the stranger I met today, he recognized me and he's like, Oh, you're Gavin sensor TV is kind of a baby monster.
00:28:31.000 And, uh, by the way, I meet, I'm at the point now where I'm meeting a baby monster a day.
00:28:36.000 Like the previous day doing Anthony show, I met a baby monster.
00:28:40.000 They're out there.
00:28:41.000 They're out there.
00:28:42.000 I mean, we're making t-shirts, don't worry.
00:28:44.000 But he was like, I go, what are you doing up here?
00:28:46.000 And he goes, oh, we're, uh, we're drilling holes to build a building.
00:28:51.000 And I go, for a building, don't you just like cut a cube into the bedrock?
00:28:56.000 Again, you folks out of New York don't realize that we all live in bedrock here.
00:29:02.000 That's why we have skyscrapers, because we can drill down 200 feet and then we can go up a mile.
00:29:12.000 In Bristol, England, for example, you can't have a building more than four stories high or it sinks into the ground.
00:29:17.000 Right.
00:29:17.000 Same with New Orleans, everything.
00:29:19.000 So we're a very unique area in that we're in rock, and we're not just in rock, we're in rock that's pretty soft.
00:29:25.000 So you can make stuff here, but I didn't know this before I spoke to him today We've reached the limit for the freeloaders get the hell out of here Okay, let's cut him off
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