Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes


GOML LIVE #136 - BIKER JUSTICE (Part 1)


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Gavin McInnes is back in the Bronx with Matty O'Dell to promote Jim Goad's new T-shirts. They talk about Jim's early days in the early 90s zine "Sewer Cunt" and how he became one of the most hated serial killers of all time. Gavin also talks about the time he got a $100 tip from a Marine on Veterans Day, and the fact that he looks a little blurry to me. Plus, a story about a guy who was in a fight with a black guy in Afghanistan and claimed he was beaten up by 5 guys because he was losing it after losing 5 guys in the fight. And, of course, there's a new segment called "Get Off My Lawn," which is a tribute to Crass's final album "The Final Conflict" by the band Crass. Also, we talk about guns in the city, and why you should never be allowed to have a BB gun in New York City, unless it's over 16 inches long, which is about the length of your cock. And, you can get 15% off all orders with the promo code "Gavin15" at TacticalWalls! Subscribe to the show and receive 15% on all orders! Get off My Lawn with Gavin on Censydell and Matty's T-Shirt! Get it here: bit.ly/getoffmyloftheflip. Get on my lawn with me on the show: Subscribe on Apple Podcasts! Subscribe on iTunes Learn more about your ad choices and become a supporter of the show on iTunes and leave us a rating and review on the podcast! Leave us a review on iTunes! Enjoy this episode and tell us what you think about it! and spread the word to your friends about what you're listening to us on your favorite podcast listening to Gavin on the pod? and we'll be hearing about it on the next episode of the podcast on your socials! Thank you for listening to this episode of GET OFF MY LAKE with GAVINnes on GAVEN15 on GOOGLEFT MY PLACE AND THE FUTURE on GMAIL AND GOULDN'T YOU GET 15% OFF ALL THE PODCAST AND PODCASTER IS A FAST AND OTHER THINGS? Subscribe TO OUR OTHER SOCIAL MEDIA AND OTHER LINKED IN THE FAST FOLLOWING LINKS!


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00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!
00:00:47.000 That was Conflict, the final Conflict, one of their better albums, the anarcho-punk sort of homage to Crass.
00:00:57.000 We are here in the South Bronx with Matty O'Dell.
00:01:01.000 Welcome back to the show.
00:01:02.000 What's going on, everybody?
00:01:04.000 Good to see you.
00:01:04.000 Matty and I are both promoting Jim Goad's new T-shirts for his... I've got hard nipples.
00:01:09.000 His magazine Answer Me.
00:01:11.000 There would be no Vice without Answer Me.
00:01:13.000 I don't think I would have ever started writing if it wasn't for Answer Me.
00:01:15.000 It changed our lives.
00:01:17.000 A very acrimonious zine in the early 90s.
00:01:21.000 And that was a fun time for zines.
00:01:24.000 That was back when there was pure free speech.
00:01:27.000 There was Answer Me.
00:01:28.000 Below them was Sewer Cunt.
00:01:31.000 There was Fucked.
00:01:34.000 A bunch of these zines that would have things like
00:01:38.000 Serial killer trading cards.
00:01:41.000 They made fun of the most horrible things in the world.
00:01:44.000 And then, Jim Goat, his fourth issue was the rape issue, which went too far, according to his pen pal, the Hillside Strangler.
00:01:54.000 He corresponded with Jim and said, the rape issue was a little too much.
00:01:58.000 From prison, he said that to Jim.
00:02:00.000 So you know you're going too far when serial stranglers have had enough.
00:02:07.000 As you know, this is a free episode for the first half hour.
00:02:11.000 We shoot the shit.
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00:02:24.000 We've got, I don't know, about 10 shows, including Jim Gold's show.
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00:02:36.000 And then of course, hundreds of hours of bank shows.
00:02:39.000 I also recently
00:02:41.000 I acquired my old show on Compound, the Gavin McInnes Show.
00:02:45.000 So we'll be slowly eking that out.
00:02:47.000 I also dug up a hard drive of a movie we made called Gavin McInnes is a fucking asshole, which we'll put up soon.
00:02:53.000 So more content that you could possibly handle.
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00:05:02.000 A lot to catch up on today.
00:05:04.000 I was at our local.
00:05:06.000 Joe Tonelli, a fan favorite, has emerged from the hospital.
00:05:11.000 Now, he's a compulsive liar.
00:05:14.000 Right, Matty?
00:05:15.000 Oh, to the fullest.
00:05:17.000 He got a $100 tip on Veterans Day by claiming he was a Marine.
00:05:22.000 Matty looks a little blurry to me, Ryan.
00:05:27.000 In fact, the pictures behind him look sharper.
00:05:30.000 He said that he beat up five black guys in jail because he was losing it after his time in Iraq or Afghanistan, one of those Middle Eastern countries.
00:05:43.000 Arnold Schwarzenegger saw him somehow via security cams and invited him to his dojo where he learned to be a ninja master.
00:05:53.000 Two men came to the bar once with shotguns.
00:05:57.000 Joe beat them up using their own shotguns and then said, holding both I guess, the finger through both triggers, and said, you either could stay here and be killed or you can leave.
00:06:09.000 Yeah, he disarmed them.
00:06:10.000 Disarm them.
00:06:11.000 He's got a daughter that doesn't exist.
00:06:13.000 He's got a grandson that doesn't exist.
00:06:16.000 His grandson's been on a ventilator for months.
00:06:21.000 Dying.
00:06:23.000 He joined a biker gang called Fourth Watch.
00:06:27.000 Which is a lot of retired cops and retired EMTs, retired fire guys.
00:06:31.000 And he started his shit with them.
00:06:33.000 Yeah.
00:06:34.000 And he mentioned his child, his grandson, is in a hospital in Arizona.
00:06:39.000 And they go, well, we got thousands of members all over the country.
00:06:41.000 It's a pretty big club, Fourth Watch.
00:06:45.000 Yeah, it's a national club.
00:06:45.000 They're not criminals.
00:06:47.000 They're ex-cops.
00:06:47.000 Ex-law enforcement.
00:06:49.000 But you still should beat someone up if someone says something bad about your club.
00:06:54.000 You gotta have some pride, right?
00:06:55.000 I would imagine so.
00:06:56.000 So they're kind of bad guys.
00:06:59.000 And they go, alright Joe, tell us the hospital.
00:07:03.000 We probably have guys that work there.
00:07:05.000 If not doctors, we've got nurses and other people.
00:07:08.000 Technicians, at least.
00:07:10.000 And he wouldn't say the room because his grandson does not exist.
00:07:14.000 Well a patron that goes into our local took his credit card out and said buy a ticket Oh, yeah, that was another ticket right now fly out and then not I couldn't do it couldn't do it So Joe just returned from surgery where he had a camera go up his urethra.
00:07:32.000 Yep he had trans urethral resection of a bladder tumor
00:07:39.000 So they said, is the one thing that, the one snake that goes in your urethra, by the way, this is true, he's not lying.
00:07:46.000 His catheter goes up.
00:07:47.000 Matty called as a doctor, right?
00:07:49.000 Yeah, I called yesterday after he was telling people he was in surgery for six hours and that they took two-thirds of his bladder out and that was all bullshit.
00:07:59.000 The procedure takes up between 15 and 40 minutes.
00:08:02.000 I'm just surprised there was a procedure.
00:08:04.000 Jack said, hey, how many stitches did you get?
00:08:07.000 He's like, nine.
00:08:09.000 It's like you said, it took two thirds of your bladder.
00:08:11.000 How'd they sew your bladder back together?
00:08:13.000 Yeah.
00:08:14.000 Yeah.
00:08:14.000 He doesn't pay attention to his own lies.
00:08:16.000 If you're going to lie, that's why I don't lie.
00:08:18.000 It's too much to remember.
00:08:19.000 Yeah.
00:08:20.000 I couldn't imagine having an affair where you, you know, you've seen a movie and then it was with your mistress and your wife goes, I didn't see Batman.
00:08:27.000 And you're like, Oh, I saw it with the diabetic kids that I spostered, big brother.
00:08:35.000 um so yeah he got caught lying about that he came into the the thing today and he said he said that while they were down there looking at his bladder they also examined his neck yeah because his neck hurts
00:08:47.000 And I didn't understand that.
00:08:48.000 And then Matty Odell pointed out he's addicted to opioids.
00:08:52.000 Yeah.
00:08:53.000 Oh, didn't he ask you for as a doctor?
00:08:55.000 Oh, yeah.
00:08:56.000 Well, I took it upon myself after hearing the six hours of surgery and everything.
00:09:00.000 I called the hospital he was in and I didn't call his cell phone for myself when I called the actual hospital and asked to be connected to his room.
00:09:08.000 So they connect me to his room.
00:09:10.000 He's really in the hospital.
00:09:12.000 So as he picks up, he's like, hello.
00:09:15.000 It just popped into my head.
00:09:16.000 I said, yes, this is Dr. Amato.
00:09:18.000 I'm looking for Joseph Tonelli.
00:09:20.000 It's good you used a foreign name.
00:09:21.000 He's like, yes, this is Joe.
00:09:23.000 He's like, what's going on, Doc?
00:09:24.000 So I just, you know, say, hey, how are you feeling?
00:09:27.000 My associate worked on you yesterday.
00:09:30.000 He's doing rounds.
00:09:31.000 He asked me to call you and follow up.
00:09:32.000 He wants to see how you're feeling.
00:09:34.000 And he's like, oh man, the first thing he says has nothing to do with his bladder.
00:09:38.000 Nothing to do with the urethra.
00:09:40.000 My neck is killing me.
00:09:43.000 So I go, your neck?
00:09:44.000 He goes, yeah, my bladder hurts a little bit too, but my neck is really hurting me.
00:09:48.000 I'm just, I'm in so much pain.
00:09:50.000 I go, why is your neck hurt?
00:09:53.000 I said, well, how much pain are you in?
00:09:54.000 He's like, seven, 7.5 out of 10, doc.
00:09:56.000 I'm in pain.
00:09:58.000 So I go, but we did a procedure on your bladder.
00:10:01.000 Why is your neck hurting?
00:10:02.000 He goes, oh, I broke my neck like seven years ago.
00:10:04.000 C2.
00:10:05.000 So I'm like, oh, Jesus Christ.
00:10:08.000 He's trying to get him for pain meds.
00:10:10.000 I didn't get that when I first heard that.
00:10:12.000 I don't think my silly friend Ryan figured that out either.
00:10:17.000 He's jonesing for more opioids.
00:10:20.000 If you realize he went to the hospital a few days in advance because he says his neck was killing him when Jared, the black guy, beat him up.
00:10:33.000 Right.
00:10:34.000 That's why he was in the hospital.
00:10:35.000 And I think Jared beat him up for calling him an N-word.
00:10:38.000 So, he's in the hospital three days, four days prior with a neck collar, a cervical collar on.
00:10:45.000 What the fuck is that?
00:10:49.000 Someone's doing construction, like a hammer drill.
00:10:52.000 So, um, I'm just like, oh, this guy's un-fucking-believable.
00:10:56.000 He's a heroin addict.
00:10:57.000 But now, also, he's got court coming up this week for his D-Wee.
00:11:02.000 Oh, right.
00:11:03.000 And I think the DV was driving on opioids.
00:11:06.000 Oh, more than likely.
00:11:06.000 Yeah.
00:11:08.000 You can drive drunk.
00:11:08.000 Driving drunk is like... Bill Hicks says that.
00:11:10.000 He goes, when I was a kid in the 80s, you got pulled over for drunk driving.
00:11:14.000 The cops said, have you been drinking tonight?
00:11:15.000 And you'd go, yeah, a lot.
00:11:16.000 And they go, oh, sorry to fuck your buzz.
00:11:19.000 Yeah, you're going to jail.
00:11:21.000 Opioids.
00:11:23.000 Opioids, I'd imagine you fucking crashed.
00:11:25.000 Well, we've all seen videos of Joe nodding out.
00:11:28.000 Oh.
00:11:28.000 Unable to be woken up.
00:11:31.000 He's dope feeding on the fucking stools.
00:11:36.000 Well, James, our buddy James, is a Joe Tonelli expert.
00:11:41.000 And you can look him up, by the way, this Joe Tonelli character.
00:11:45.000 He's at his wit's end right now.
00:11:46.000 James is at his wit's end with him.
00:11:48.000 Really?
00:11:49.000 Yeah, he's at the point where he doesn't even want to be at the local if he's there.
00:11:53.000 But it's like the Perry Project, like he loves dealing with this fucking idiot.
00:11:57.000 For some reason he's had his uh it's run its course he's had his fill I guess because I so after I hung up with him I texted everything like Jose and English James and everyone I told him Joe Tonelli died on the operating table yesterday so I told Dr. Lenny and I told everybody and I text that to Albert
00:12:24.000 See, that's not beer.
00:12:31.000 That's opioids.
00:12:33.000 Look at him.
00:12:35.000 He's a monkey.
00:12:36.000 He's barely human.
00:12:39.000 Yeah, I know what James is saying.
00:12:41.000 I'm kind of done with him.
00:12:42.000 It's sort of like...
00:12:44.000 You know, a cat playing with a mouse before he eats it?
00:12:49.000 After a while, you just gotta eat it.
00:12:50.000 But I don't eat human beings, so now I'm just like, fuck off.
00:12:53.000 Shut up.
00:12:55.000 I don't want to hear his lies.
00:12:56.000 Even making fun of him is getting boring now.
00:12:59.000 I shot this.
00:13:00.000 Look at that opie-eyed.
00:13:04.000 Open-eyed, opioid.
00:13:06.000 Wow, that's open.
00:13:08.000 Yeah.
00:13:09.000 He's dead to the world.
00:13:11.000 Literally.
00:13:13.000 Here's another one.
00:13:14.000 Oh, I love that girl in the background.
00:13:19.000 So pretty.
00:13:21.000 That's my type.
00:13:28.000 Miami Mike!
00:13:33.000 What?
00:13:34.000 Hello?
00:13:36.000 What's happening?
00:13:42.000 Really?
00:13:42.000 Seriously?
00:13:43.000 Seriously?
00:13:43.000 You're serious?
00:13:45.000 Anyway, Joe Tonelli, for those of you listening to just the audio, you don't know what we're doing here, but we're making fun of an Italian pathological liar.
00:13:53.000 Yeah.
00:13:55.000 Every word that comes out of his mouth is suspect.
00:13:59.000 Everything.
00:14:00.000 Well, that's why I was so stunned when we called the hospital and he was there.
00:14:03.000 Because I'm like, wait a minute, he said something true?
00:14:08.000 Yeah.
00:14:08.000 But what he does is he takes a morsel of truth, like my bladder's fucked up, and turns it into bladder cancer, colon cancer, they looked at my neck, blah, blah, fucking blah.
00:14:18.000 Anyway, enough Joe Tedelli talk.
00:14:21.000 We're gonna go through some letters, and take some calls, and do some live chats.
00:14:25.000 The live chats are fun because 100% of the money goes to Max and John, who got four years in prison for beating up Antifa, which apparently is a crime.
00:14:36.000 Isn't it funny, by the way, I was saying this on Getter, and shut up about Gab.
00:14:40.000 I'll go on Gab.
00:14:41.000 I'll go on them all.
00:14:45.000 The Canadian government, the American government, never had a problem with Antifa or BLM.
00:14:50.000 They didn't mind.
00:14:51.000 They never called them terrorists.
00:14:52.000 They said they're civil rights.
00:14:54.000 Because they're pro-government.
00:14:56.000 BLM and Antifa is on the side of the government.
00:15:01.000 When Justin Trudeau likes you, it's bad.
00:15:03.000 When Joe Biden and Barack Obama like you, it's bad.
00:15:06.000 It means that you are doing their bidding.
00:15:09.000 And they were doing their bidding.
00:15:10.000 They hate the truckers because the truckers are truly anti-government.
00:15:15.000 Now, I was saying that to my wife this morning.
00:15:17.000 I'm getting some vibes out there.
00:15:20.000 It's hard to quantify.
00:15:22.000 We're talking about hundreds of millions of people.
00:15:23.000 But my vibe is the truckers have redefined
00:15:30.000 The less narrative, much to their chagrin.
00:15:33.000 So the narrative was Proud Boys are Nazis.
00:15:37.000 They were in Charlottesville.
00:15:38.000 They killed Heather Heyer.
00:15:39.000 That was a successful narrative that did well.
00:15:41.000 That's why John and Max are in prison.
00:15:43.000 Then it was the insurrectionists.
00:15:46.000 They weren't just fucking breaking some windows and they're mad about the election.
00:15:49.000 They're trying to ruin America.
00:15:51.000 They hate our democracy.
00:15:52.000 They're evil.
00:15:53.000 I think that narrative worked.
00:15:55.000 And then with the truckers, they said, they're Nazis, they wave swastikas and Confederate flags, and they're violent and dangerous, and people are dying.
00:16:08.000 And they just went too far with that.
00:16:09.000 And also, wait a minute, I forgot one.
00:16:11.000 Before the truckers, they took the angry parents who were mad about CRT, critical race theory, and they said, these people are racist.
00:16:21.000 And everyone has kids.
00:16:23.000 And people go, wait a minute, I have kids.
00:16:25.000 When I send my kid to school, you're going to tell him that he stole this land from the Indians and everything that we've built was built on the backs of slavery?
00:16:35.000 That's a very esoteric theory.
00:16:36.000 It's not true, but it's very weird.
00:16:38.000 So you're going to tell my son and my daughter that they suck.
00:16:42.000 Because they're white, yeah.
00:16:43.000 Everything is stolen.
00:16:44.000 They're basically Uday Hussain.
00:16:47.000 That's what you're teaching my kids.
00:16:48.000 And they vilified those parents.
00:16:50.000 So that was a biggie.
00:16:52.000 Vilifying those parents was a very dumb move because it was just people who cared about their kids.
00:16:58.000 And then vilifying the truckers was another dumb move where they overdid it.
00:17:02.000 Now we have proof that Hillary was spying on Trump.
00:17:06.000 So I think this is the vibe I'm getting.
00:17:09.000 That these, not the radical left, they're gone, but the moderate left is sort of going, so wait, what's been going on?
00:17:16.000 Yeah.
00:17:17.000 And one little anecdote I have is my buddy Chris, Proud Boy, he got a call from his mother who wasn't speaking to him.
00:17:24.000 They haven't spoken in a year because he's been brainwashed by Proud Boy's propaganda and he's a Nazi and he's ruining the country and blah, blah, blah, Trump, whatever, whatever.
00:17:33.000 So she wasn't speaking to him.
00:17:34.000 She called him last week and she said, uh, all right, so what's going on?
00:17:39.000 What is this club?
00:17:41.000 What's it called?
00:17:42.000 I'm going to give you like half an hour.
00:17:45.000 I'm going to hear you out.
00:17:46.000 And he said, okay, she wasn't taking his calls before.
00:17:50.000 Here's the deal.
00:17:51.000 And he explains, you know, the club, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:17:54.000 And my gut says that that mom calling Chris is happening all over the country.
00:18:00.000 I think these dumb bitch, you know, purple haired sister-in-laws that were angry with their brother-in-law are now going, so wait, what is it?
00:18:08.000 Because, and these kind of trends can be set off by the tiniest thing.
00:18:15.000 It's possible the bouncy castles were the catalysts, the bouncy catalysts, because they go,
00:18:21.000 These people are evil.
00:18:23.000 They're violent racists.
00:18:24.000 And you go, OK, I don't like violence.
00:18:26.000 I don't like racists.
00:18:27.000 Let's see what we got.
00:18:28.000 You tune in and you see bouncy castles.
00:18:31.000 And there's been zero violent incidents.
00:18:33.000 Jack, but how many times can you tar?
00:18:37.000 A group of people standing up for themselves with the same name, same brushes.
00:18:42.000 It doesn't work.
00:18:44.000 Everyone's a Nazi.
00:18:45.000 Everyone's a nutjob.
00:18:47.000 Everyone's right-wing.
00:18:48.000 Well, I would say it was working.
00:18:50.000 When does it end?
00:18:51.000 It was working up until January 6th.
00:18:53.000 It was working.
00:18:54.000 It's funny because Trudeau, in the beginning, he's like, it's a small group of fringe people.
00:18:59.000 Yes.
00:18:59.000 But yet you fled to seclusion.
00:19:02.000 Yeah, why are you scared of this?
00:19:03.000 And now you're asking to enact war powers?
00:19:07.000 Or special emergency war powers?
00:19:08.000 On a fringe group of Nazis?
00:19:09.000 He's still going with the Nazi thing, by the way.
00:19:11.000 Of a small group of fringe people?
00:19:13.000 Yeah.
00:19:13.000 Doesn't sound like a group of fringe people, and it doesn't look like it either.
00:19:16.000 No, we can see it with our own eyeballs.
00:19:19.000 Yeah, that's the thing.
00:19:20.000 That's the beauty of- And then Australia, there was a couple other countries that were having marches and everything.
00:19:26.000 Yeah, and I think it's because we now have cell phones.
00:19:29.000 We now are citizen journalists.
00:19:30.000 By the way, shout out to Ezra Levant, who's turning 50, I believe, today.
00:19:34.000 Did you send my text to him?
00:19:36.000 I did.
00:19:38.000 Ezra's always been big on citizen journalists.
00:19:40.000 He's always been big on film it yourself.
00:19:44.000 And I think that's a big part of this is the mainstream media is just an extension of the DNC.
00:19:50.000 They've been pushing this narrative.
00:19:52.000 Who the fuck is doing construction at 930 at night?
00:19:56.000 New York City, the city never sleeps.
00:20:01.000 Unbelievable.
00:20:06.000 So yeah, I mean it's hard to gauge these things, but that's just the vibe I get.
00:20:09.000 And Ezra's all over the news too.
00:20:11.000 I don't think you could underestimate the impact Ezra has had on Canada.
00:20:16.000 I think Justin Trudeau is about to come down on him hard.
00:20:20.000 Because he's altered the narrative in Canada.
00:20:24.000 And Justin Trudeau, remember, paid $700 million to the Canadian media.
00:20:29.000 And his argument was, I'm trying to save newsprint and dead media.
00:20:35.000 I'm trying to keep it alive so we can have a robust discussion.
00:20:38.000 For what?
00:20:38.000 It was a bribe.
00:20:39.000 Yeah.
00:20:40.000 It was a bribe.
00:20:42.000 And there's only about 40,000 people in Canadian media, so 7 million ends up being a pretty good check per person.
00:20:49.000 7 million or 700 million?
00:20:50.000 Sorry, 700 million.
00:20:52.000 So it ends up being like, I forget the exact number, but it's like 70 grand per person, including like guys who hold the boom at the CBC.
00:21:00.000 The boom like?
00:21:01.000 Like everyone's covered.
00:21:02.000 Man, if I wasn't banned from Canada and on an undesirable list, I'd go there and say I was a fucking journalist.
00:21:08.000 It's for the money.
00:21:09.000 Why are you banned from Canada again?
00:21:11.000 Because of my affiliation with the club.
00:21:14.000 No Hells Angels from America are allowed in Canada.
00:21:17.000 From America?
00:21:20.000 America.
00:21:21.000 America.
00:21:21.000 Not one?
00:21:23.000 Even if you have no criminal record?
00:21:24.000 Nope.
00:21:25.000 So how do they know you're a Hells Angel if you have no criminal records?
00:21:28.000 Because there's lists.
00:21:30.000 I'm on a domestic terrorist list.
00:21:31.000 I also have three violent felonies.
00:21:35.000 Any member, they know who members are.
00:21:37.000 They spend hundreds of millions of dollars surveilling everybody.
00:21:41.000 It gets distributed throughout Interpool and RCMP.
00:21:46.000 But Canadian Hells Angels can come to America.
00:21:48.000 I gotta go up there for my brother's stag.
00:21:51.000 I don't know if I'm gonna make it.
00:21:53.000 It's funny because, um, you know, I have family members up there and they're getting up in age and, uh, I'm like, man, I'm not going to be able to go to their funerals.
00:22:02.000 You know, it's my mom's sister and her husband and children.
00:22:06.000 And, uh, you know, my family, a couple of my family members who work for certain alphabet soups were like, do you think that we couldn't get you into the country for the funeral?
00:22:18.000 Nice.
00:22:19.000 I said, I don't know, but I, I doubt it, but maybe.
00:22:23.000 Ryan, Matty looks a little sick.
00:22:26.000 And I'm looking at him with my bare eyeballs and he looks like a little pink Scotsman.
00:22:30.000 But I look at him on the screen and he looks cadaverous.
00:22:33.000 Could throw a little more saturation?
00:22:34.000 Give him a little bit of... Put a little warmth on me.
00:22:36.000 Warmth.
00:22:37.000 Put some satch up there.
00:22:39.000 We're talking about funerals and I feel like I'm at his right now.
00:22:43.000 He's got satched.
00:22:44.000 So he's satched up.
00:22:48.000 We're approaching the half hour mark.
00:22:49.000 I think it's time to say goodbye to the freeloaders.
00:22:52.000 Yeah we could.
00:22:53.000 Maybe we should give them a taste though of what we do here.
00:22:57.000 So let's try, is the super chat up?
00:23:00.000 We got the chats coming up and then also we have a poll because there's been a split in our fans.
00:23:08.000 Some of them identify of course as baby monsters which we officially dubbed them.
00:23:13.000 Some of them are revolting and they're calling themselves pool shitter.
00:23:16.000 So as you can see, the majority of them are identifying as pool shitters.
00:23:22.000 Go to the chat of our live show.
00:23:24.000 Oh, yeah.
00:23:26.000 And so if you click the live show on the browser, there's a chat beneath it.
00:23:31.000 And I have a comment in there.
00:23:33.000 And it's the poll.
00:23:34.000 I'll post it again.
00:23:35.000 And you can vote.
00:23:37.000 But it's kind of upsetting that our baby monsters.
00:23:39.000 Yeah, I'm not I'm not nuts about this trend.
00:23:40.000 I mean, I'm not like Trudeau.
00:23:42.000 I'm not a dictator.
00:23:43.000 So if
00:23:43.000 If Pool Shitters wins, I guess we'll have to change.
00:23:45.000 I just spent a bunch of money on Baby Monsters shirts.
00:23:49.000 But my problem with Pool Shitters is, girls don't want to be known as Pool Shitters.
00:23:54.000 Girls don't poo.
00:23:55.000 Maybe that's how we split up the genders.
00:23:58.000 Oh, the females are Baby Monsters, but now Maddie represents women.
00:24:03.000 That's alright.
00:24:06.000 You know what they used to call me?
00:24:07.000 What?
00:24:08.000 Captain Save-A-Ho.
00:24:10.000 Damn.
00:24:10.000 Because I used to go in, you know, we used to have liberties at all the local strip clubs.
00:24:18.000 I love hearing your sanitized discussion of bikers.
00:24:20.000 So, well, we ran strip clubs.
00:24:23.000 So there was always girls at my house that needed help or needed a place to stay.
00:24:30.000 Or drugs.
00:24:31.000 Yeah, whatever.
00:24:32.000 I had a mirror there.
00:24:33.000 We swore every day we were gonna break it because it was just tons of cocaine and everything there and crystal meth and all the goods and stupid pills, opioids.
00:24:43.000 Yeah, they said, man, you just always bring these fucking hoes.
00:24:47.000 And I'm like, yeah, but you all end up banging them.
00:24:50.000 You should thank me.
00:24:51.000 Yeah, do you want me to bring home nuns?
00:24:53.000 Like, I remember one time, guys called me from Hartford.
00:24:56.000 One guy was from my church, my good friend that I grew up with.
00:24:59.000 And he's like, Matty, I'm here with so-and-so from Massachusetts.
00:25:02.000 He's like, we know you got hoes up here, too.
00:25:05.000 Can you call a couple, tell them to come over?
00:25:07.000 So I have to, like, call girls in another state to go hang out at the clubhouse with them to entertain them.
00:25:12.000 So were you Captain Save-A-Ho or Captain Wrangle-A-Ho?
00:25:15.000 Captain Save-A-Ho because I always took them under my wing and... Loved them?
00:25:20.000 Yeah.
00:25:20.000 You would date them?
00:25:22.000 I loved them.
00:25:23.000 They were good girls.
00:25:25.000 Ryan, what is this weird blood diarrhea of a color you chose to go behind me?
00:25:30.000 I don't know.
00:25:30.000 I thought it'd be fun.
00:25:31.000 It's like someone ate razor blades and pico de gallo.
00:25:40.000 And be good at it.
00:25:41.000 Yeah, let's take some calls.
00:25:42.000 All the money goes to Max and John.
00:25:46.000 We used to do doodles and auction them off.
00:25:48.000 I'm not good enough to read letters, answer calls, and read super chats and draw at the same time.
00:25:56.000 But we'll figure that out.
00:25:59.000 They're getting out pretty soon.
00:26:00.000 I mean relatively soon.
00:26:02.000 Let's say like eight months.
00:26:03.000 But Maddie burst our bubble.
00:26:05.000 I had such a great plan for when they get out of prison.
00:26:08.000 But you can't party when you get out of prison.
00:26:10.000 You got to report to your location.
00:26:12.000 Well, you have 72 hours to report to your PO.
00:26:15.000 Oh, I thought you said it was eight.
00:26:17.000 Well, you want to get there as soon as possible like because they're up however Before they get released they're gonna go there's seven hours from here.
00:26:27.000 You're gonna go see their counselors They're gonna make sure that they have a release ID if they don't have their social security card to get them a new one All this to prepare them to get out
00:26:36.000 And they release you and they ask you, do you have a way home?
00:26:40.000 Is somebody going to come pick you up or do they have to provide transportation?
00:26:44.000 They'll give you a train ticket or a bus ticket or wherever.
00:26:47.000 So sometimes the bus trip, but from the minute you get out, you have to report within 72 hours.
00:26:54.000 That's tons of time.
00:26:56.000 Although he's going back to Chicago.
00:26:58.000 Yeah, he has to do what they call an interstate compact.
00:27:02.000 Because his charges are here in New York, but he lives there, so he has to... Wait a minute, so now you're reinvigorating my plan.
00:27:07.000 I think we can squeeze a fucking big party in.
00:27:10.000 Especially if we party up in, uh... It's near, uh... What's the ski place up there?
00:27:17.000 Silver Lake?
00:27:19.000 Oh, um, Lake Placid.
00:27:20.000 Lake Placid.
00:27:21.000 There's a place next to Lake Placid that's awesome.
00:27:25.000 It's like a yuppie town.
00:27:27.000 And that would cause big problems with his wife and kids.
00:27:31.000 No.
00:27:32.000 No?
00:27:33.000 No.
00:27:34.000 Zenoa told him to join the Proud Boys.
00:27:36.000 No, I'm saying you get out from prison and the first thing you do is... No, no, no.
00:27:41.000 I have a plan for that.
00:27:42.000 Okay.
00:27:43.000 We bring in Zenoa and the kids.
00:27:46.000 They're at a hotel room.
00:27:48.000 You can only fuck for so long.
00:27:49.000 You can only hug your kids for so long.
00:27:51.000 Five minutes after being away for four years?
00:27:54.000 Yeah, let's give them, look, say we pick them up at 4 p.m.
00:27:58.000 Right.
00:28:00.000 The place near Lake Placid, I'm forgetting, it's got a weird name, it's only like an hour away.
00:28:08.000 We get the hotel there, you fuck your wife, we'll play with your kids while you're doing that, you disgusting animal, you fornicator.
00:28:16.000 And then we give the kids back.
00:28:18.000 That's another hour with the kids.
00:28:21.000 After that, the kids are tired.
00:28:22.000 It's 8 o'clock, 9 o'clock.
00:28:25.000 Fuckin' throw him in bed.
00:28:27.000 Listen, I wholeheartedly agree with it.
00:28:31.000 Because he especially has to go to... Chicago.
00:28:35.000 Yeah.
00:28:36.000 I don't know where Max is from.
00:28:38.000 He's from... Well, where's he from?
00:28:43.000 Jersey, right?
00:28:43.000 Jersey, yeah.
00:28:44.000 So he also has to get an interstate compact.
00:28:48.000 Anyway, can we take a call before we say goodbye?
00:28:51.000 Just gotta turn on your little Mikey Wakey.
00:28:53.000 My mic is on, shithead.
00:28:55.000 Okay.
00:28:57.000 There's a lot of news to cover, by the way.
00:28:59.000 Project Veritas is doing shit.
00:29:01.000 We'll talk about that tomorrow.
00:29:02.000 Go ahead, caller.
00:29:03.000 Sorry, go ahead, caller.
00:29:05.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:29:06.000 I got a very minor gripe with Gavin.
00:29:09.000 We were watching Gavin and Anthony Cumia last night, and he said there's a show The White Lotus.
00:29:18.000 Typically, most of the stuff Gavin does, you know, we love and agree with, so we're like, it must be a good show.
00:29:24.000 So we binge watched that whole motherfucker last night, or on the last episode, and while it's okay, and that blonde is super hot, he said it was Sopranos-esque, and that's not even close to Sopranos.
00:29:39.000 It is close to Sopranos, sir.
00:29:41.000 You are factually wrong.
00:29:44.000 If Sopranos is a 10, then White Lotus is a 6.8, which is pretty good.
00:29:49.000 6.8 to a 10?
00:29:53.000 Yeah.
00:29:54.000 What do you think?
00:29:56.000 3?
00:29:56.000 How could you say that?
00:29:58.000 What do I think?
00:29:59.000 It was like a 5, 6.
00:30:00.000 Okay, tell me a show that's better than White Lotus, closer to the Sopranos.
00:30:11.000 Breaking Bad, that would be it.
00:30:12.000 Fargo.
00:30:15.000 Dexter.
00:30:16.000 Dexter was, I mean, it got a little bit done.
00:30:18.000 Dexter's for chicks.
00:30:19.000 Dexter was good.
00:30:20.000 It's good, but it's two points below Sopranos for sure.
00:30:23.000 Dexter, that weird gay hunk who kills people?
00:30:25.000 Gay hunk that kills people, yeah.
00:30:27.000 Yeah.
00:30:28.000 It's a Jewish broad, fights Dracula's.
00:30:33.000 The acting is amazing, the writing is good.
00:30:38.000 I like that the protagonist is the gay hotel owner who has no idea what he's doing.
00:30:43.000 Have you seen it, Matty?
00:30:43.000 White Lotus?
00:30:45.000 Dude, you have to see it.
00:30:47.000 And it's kind of anti-woke, because the woke mulatto ruins everyone's life, including... Yeah, that's what we were going to say.
00:30:56.000 We did notice that it was kind of neutral, and that it ended up making the more liberal woke people look shittier.
00:31:04.000 So we did like that, because at first we thought they were going to go the other way.
00:31:08.000 And we were like, oh, why would Gavin recommend this?
00:31:10.000 And they were like, oh, OK.
00:31:12.000 Wait a minute.
00:31:13.000 Isn't that whole show to binge watch, isn't it like five hours?
00:31:17.000 Oh, yeah.
00:31:18.000 We don't really have much of a life.
00:31:20.000 So I did the show with Anthony four to like six.
00:31:25.000 You must have watched it till the wee hours last night.
00:31:29.000 Yeah, we were up till about three in the morning after you and Anthony got off.
00:31:33.000 Well, you should check out these movies, The Godfather.
00:31:37.000 Binge watch them tonight and then binge watch the Mad Max movies.
00:31:43.000 What was the other show you guys were talking about with the tranny?
00:31:45.000 Thanks for calling, by the way.
00:31:48.000 No, you don't get two things.
00:31:49.000 Thanks for calling.
00:31:49.000 You get a fade, though.
00:31:50.000 That's for sure.
00:31:51.000 You were talking about another one with a tranny and a girl that you said was a 10.
00:31:57.000 Where was that, White Lotus?
00:31:58.000 A TV show?
00:31:58.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:31:59.000 You looked at her tits?
00:32:00.000 Yesterday.
00:32:00.000 Her tits were perfect.
00:32:03.000 You said there were 10 tits.
00:32:05.000 Oh yeah, I remember 10 tits.
00:32:08.000 I remember the tits.
00:32:10.000 Let's see.
00:32:10.000 I can't remember from the show.
00:32:12.000 I don't remember the name of the show.
00:32:14.000 There was the Down Syndrome chick we were talking about.
00:32:16.000 Oh, that was Victoria's Secrets.
00:32:19.000 Which, I had a bunch of people talk to me about this since then.
00:32:25.000 We didn't get into this with Anthony, but Victoria's Secret is lingerie.
00:32:30.000 It's sexual.
00:32:31.000 Yeah, that's the show right now.
00:32:31.000 Oh, Euphoria.
00:32:32.000 I haven't seen Euphoria.
00:32:34.000 I haven't seen Euphoria.
00:32:35.000 But judging by what everyone's saying, I want to check it out.
00:32:38.000 It seems like it might be good.
00:32:40.000 But yeah, Victoria's Secret's sexual.
00:32:44.000 Should we be sexualizing people with Down syndrome?
00:32:47.000 Now, there's a spectrum of Down syndrome.
00:32:50.000 There's relatively normal guys.
00:32:51.000 In fact, some people with Down syndrome are smarter than Ryan.
00:32:54.000 Well, probably me too.
00:32:57.000 So the best Down syndrome is better than the worst Ryan.
00:33:02.000 But how do you fight?
00:33:03.000 How do you guys watch all these shows?
00:33:06.000 I haven't seen you for you.
00:33:08.000 Oh, me neither.
00:33:09.000 Have you felt euphoria?
00:33:10.000 Ooh, see he's retarded.
00:33:13.000 But should should we be sexualizing people with Down syndrome?
00:33:17.000 Like, I agree because you don't know what their comprehension is.
00:33:23.000 If they understand how they're being seen or being portrayed.
00:33:27.000 Like legally, a judge has to say, this woman was capable of consent.
00:33:32.000 Right.
00:33:32.000 Do they have like, I don't know if they have conservatorships.
00:33:35.000 Is she capable of consent?
00:33:36.000 But then another part of you goes, wait a minute.
00:33:39.000 Like I was at a strip club once and there was a guy with Down syndrome there and he's drinking booze.
00:33:43.000 And I thought, he's an adult.
00:33:45.000 He has the right to drink booze.
00:33:47.000 He's looking at tits.
00:33:47.000 He has a libido.
00:33:48.000 He has pubes.
00:33:50.000 So is it, it sounds strange that a society would deny an adult his sexuality.
00:33:57.000 So I'm not making a decision either way.
00:33:59.000 Right.
00:34:00.000 It just seems weird that you could fuck someone with the brain of an eight-year-old.
00:34:05.000 Yeah, I wouldn't be kosher with that.
00:34:10.000 If I had a daughter or a sibling that had Down syndrome, I would want her tubes tied, obviously.
00:34:18.000 I think their tubes don't need to be tied though, because males with Down syndrome, I don't think they can inseminate.
00:34:24.000 Like God already put a thing in there.
00:34:26.000 But I still want her to have a sexual life if she has those desires, and she's an adult.
00:34:33.000 So as a sibling or a father of someone with Down syndrome, I'd be like, can you guys just like smooch?
00:34:40.000 You'd have to make sure that she's
00:34:44.000 I mean, this is an industry that uses people.
00:34:46.000 It's notorious for it.
00:34:47.000 Yeah.
00:34:48.000 Yeah, we're actually talking about two separate things.
00:34:49.000 You're right.
00:34:50.000 One thing is, should a Down Syndrome model be advertising a sexual lingerie thing?
00:34:56.000 For that, I think it's pretty clear the answer is no.
00:35:00.000 Secondly, separate subject, you have a family member who has Down Syndrome.
00:35:04.000 She has a libido.
00:35:06.000 How far can she exercise this libido?
00:35:09.000 They had a show on Lifetime or something about people with Down Syndrome getting together and hooking up and wanting to date and marry.
00:35:17.000 Some of them just didn't have the comprehension of what the relationship was.
00:35:24.000 I'll make a decree now, you may smooch and dry hump.
00:35:28.000 That's all.
00:35:29.000 You know that Love on the Spectrum show?
00:35:32.000 I can't help but think God's design is in there because they'll meet someone, they'll get along great, and then they'll go, it's in Australia.
00:35:41.000 And she's like, I don't think we're going to meet again.
00:35:45.000 I just want to be friends.
00:35:46.000 Yeah, we're just going to be friends.
00:35:48.000 And you're like, maybe God put a thing in their DNA that says, don't close the deal.
00:35:53.000 I don't want you closing the deal.
00:35:54.000 Like I said, it all would depend on, I mean, I, me personally, I would not be attracted to that.
00:36:02.000 Maybe that's another thing that's shallow.
00:36:04.000 That's God's programming.
00:36:06.000 I'm not, he's like, I don't want you to want to fuck them.
00:36:08.000 Like when I was young, I would fuck, I was like a rabbit.
00:36:11.000 I'd fuck anything that moved.
00:36:13.000 Yeah.
00:36:13.000 But now at this day, I'm 50 years old.
00:36:17.000 You know, who wants to blow in a girl's ear and give her a refill?
00:36:22.000 Fucking airhead.
00:36:23.000 People say, oh, this girl's great.
00:36:25.000 I'm like, yeah, she's 20, 23, 24.
00:36:25.000 What do I have in common with a 23-year-old?
00:36:29.000 They're kind of like retards, actually, when you get to this age.
00:36:32.000 Well, my wife, we should get her on the show.
00:36:37.000 She fucks a retard about once a week.
00:36:42.000 There's more intellectual stimulation and attraction now at this stage in my life that looks aren't, you know, even though I'm a male model myself, you know, I got girls beating my door down, but I've had my fair share of women in my life.
00:36:59.000 Whoa!
00:37:04.000 But yeah, and the same thing like with that little girl, the 22 year old that looks like a kid.
00:37:09.000 That's a different thing.
00:37:10.000 That's wrong.
00:37:11.000 That's the worst thing in the world.
00:37:13.000 She's an adult and she can do whatever she wants in her life, but not for me.
00:37:17.000 No.
00:37:18.000 Sorry, you can't fuck anyone.
00:37:20.000 Anyone.
00:37:20.000 No, that's not for me.
00:37:22.000 Except if you find another man who has your same disease.
00:37:26.000 She could maybe fuck a midget.
00:37:28.000 Why is this an international plan?
00:37:30.000 These fucking Scottish people with their scams.
00:37:33.000 This is like some weird phone they probably bought in Bavaria.
00:37:38.000 That doesn't have a footprint.
00:37:41.000 Say Nokia.
00:37:45.000 Fuck you, bitch!
00:37:48.000 That's my mom.
00:37:49.000 Oh, how could you say she survived all your... travesties and death stories?
00:37:55.000 They also have 17 phone numbers too because they keep like getting their phones taken away for being retarded.
00:38:02.000 Being retarded and being Scottish is very similar.
00:38:05.000 Yeah.
00:38:06.000 So I don't even know what the real phone number is anymore.
00:38:14.000 I want to find out why, um,
00:38:18.000 My mom fucks a retard and made me.
00:38:20.000 Anyway, um, let's get behind the paywall now.
00:38:23.000 That was 45 minutes.
00:38:25.000 Lots of fun stuff to come.
00:38:28.000 And you cheapskates are not invited.
00:38:30.000 Oh, maybe wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:38:31.000 We should read one letter.
00:38:32.000 Sure.
00:38:34.000 Let me rephrase that.
00:38:35.000 Let's read letters until we get to a good one.
00:38:38.000 Okay.
00:38:40.000 So let's hit the mailbag.
00:38:42.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
00:38:47.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
00:38:53.000 Let me touch it.
00:38:54.000 Okay.
00:38:57.000 I checked the mailbag before we started the show and the first few are very bad.
00:39:02.000 Someone says perfect trucker vid.
00:39:06.000 Are we feeling viddy?
00:39:08.000 Show a vid.
00:39:09.000 Viddy scent.
00:39:11.000 It's a vid he sent.
00:39:12.000 People with low IQs love puns.
00:39:17.000 Me too.
00:39:18.000 Wait, stop, stop.
00:39:19.000 This is exactly what I was talking about.
00:39:28.000 So you tell, you know, naive people who aren't, they don't, they don't have their ear to the ground.
00:39:35.000 They, they follow the news.
00:39:36.000 They don't talk to people on the street for whatever reason.
00:39:39.000 Maybe there's busy housewives they don't get a chance to.
00:39:42.000 So they go, Oh, there's Nazis everywhere.
00:39:44.000 Okay.
00:39:44.000 I believe you, Rachel Maddow and Don Lamont.
00:39:48.000 Uh, you're telling me this, you seem to know what you're talking about.
00:39:50.000 You have a show on CNN.
00:39:52.000 But then this happens and they go, wait a minute.
00:39:55.000 These are the fucking assholes you were talking about?
00:40:00.000 Yeah.
00:40:00.000 Ilhan Omar.
00:40:01.000 That was shocking.
00:40:02.000 Ilhan Omar took our side.
00:40:05.000 That's how bad.
00:40:07.000 That was a dumb video.
00:40:08.000 Thanks for that.
00:40:09.000 Like the nineties.
00:40:24.000 We will be continuing to take calls, enjoying ourselves, reading letters.
00:40:28.000 This Thursday night's a unique night.
00:40:30.000 It's strange that we use this to represent the show because it's not like the show.
00:40:34.000 Monday and Tuesday we go through the news, we do green screens, we have guests, we talk about fun stuff and we're silly.
00:40:41.000 Wednesdays we go down to Compound Media in Manhattan and Anthony and I do a show.
00:40:48.000 Thursday nights we do a live show where we read letters, we take calls, we get drunk, and we have fun.
00:40:57.000 And then Fridays is much like Monday and Tuesday.
00:41:01.000 So you're really just seeing the party show.
00:41:03.000 And you wear suits.
00:41:04.000 Wait, go back, go back.
00:41:06.000 People that write could have been, that is all.
00:41:09.000 Wait, one, people that write could have been, that is all.
00:41:12.000 Two, I was thinking Trudeau needs a nickname.
00:41:14.000 Maybe something like Lesbo Castro.
00:41:17.000 Well, True Dope seems to be the most popular one.
00:41:19.000 Trudeau.
00:41:20.000 You guys can probably do better, be better.
00:41:22.000 Love you guys.
00:41:23.000 Benji Franks.
00:41:24.000 25 bucks to Max and John.
00:41:25.000 All right, so we'll continue with all that fun stuff.
00:41:27.000 You guys have got a taste of a portion of our show.
00:41:31.000 This is what we're like when we're drinking beer.
00:41:33.000 We like you more than a friend.
00:41:34.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
00:41:40.000 Subscribers, stay tuned!