Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - March 14, 2022


GOML LIVE #139 - STOLEN MUSIC (Part 1)

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Gavin McInnes
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Matty Odell John Kinsman Sylvia Ryan Nita Fashions Anthony Cumia Muhammad Ali Kevin James Caitlyn Jenner Sam Harris Larry Barnes Jackson Antifa Maddie Arnold Keep Off My Lawn Brig Mouth Strikes Juicy Small A. Milo Yiannopoulos Paul McCartney and 33 more
GOML LIVE #139 - STOLEN MUSIC S4E97 - JOHNNY LEBER

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1 hour and 11 minutes

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73

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Gavin McInnes and Matty Odell are joined by the man in charge of the band The Proud Boys, Max and John of the Proud Boys. They discuss the band's new album, "You're Not Alone," a tribute to the late singer Morrissey. They also discuss the recent arrest of a black kid at Dunkin' Donuts who beat a man to death for saying the N-word to him, "Don't worry, I don't care about it." And, of course, there's a call-in from Hallowed, the man behind Boom Boom Boom. Get Off My Lawn Live is a Thursday night rock show hosted by Gav, hosted by Matty, and hosted by Gavin, with a live stream hosted by Hallowed. Get off my lawn live on Thursday nights at 7pm EST. Get on my lawn! Get Off my Lawn Live. Subscribe to our new show on Apple Podcasts and leave us a rating and review! Subscribe, review, and subscribe to get exclusive shoutouts and shout outs on the next week's episode of the podcast! Get On My Lawn: The Podcast! Subscribe, Like, Share, and Shout Out to Matty and John on their new album "The Proud Boys" coming soon! Don't Tell Mom: Get on My Lawn. Subscribe on iTunes. Got a question or suggestion for Matty? or a suggestion for a new song to be featured on the show? Got it? Leave Us a review? Subscribe and review on iTunes? Like, comment on iTunes or review on Podchaserayterrific? And don't forget to tell us what you're listening to this podcast and we'll be hearing about it on iTunes and other awesome things we're listening about it! And we'll get a chance to hear it on the pod? and other cool things like that's cool, right there on the air on the web? Thanks, Matty & John on the podcast next week! . Thanks for listening and review it out! Thank you for listening to the pod! Timestay & review it on your favorite podchronicity! Love ya'll! - The Nando's, Gavon and Ben & Ben Ralden, Ben & Gav & Ben - Thank you so much, Ben and Ben xx Cheers, Jeff Perla

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00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!
00:00:44.000 I feel bad stopping the song.
00:01:13.000 This is Hallowed, the guy behind Boom Boom Boom, and he just sent me this song, You're Not Alone.
00:01:20.000 I feel like we have to wait till it kicks in.
00:01:33.000 Phenomenally talented individual.
00:01:36.000 One of the weirdest people I've ever hung out with in my life.
00:01:38.000 Possibly the reason Kevin James doesn't go to church anymore because he noticed he was at the same church as Kevin James.
00:01:49.000 And he freaked him out by talking about Christ.
00:01:54.000 But what an innately talented person.
00:01:56.000 Ryan, as someone devoid of musical talent, when you must hear these songs, it must pain you.
00:02:01.000 I wouldn't know because I'm super duper talented.
00:02:04.000 You're a technically skilled guitarist.
00:02:07.000 You're better than Jimi Hendrix.
00:02:08.000 That's true.
00:02:09.000 But when you hear that song, aren't you like...
00:02:12.000 No, but I love his songs.
00:02:14.000 I get his other songs stuck in my head all the time.
00:02:18.000 Boom, boom, boom, boom.
00:02:20.000 No.
00:02:20.000 Get out of my way.
00:02:21.000 I'm gonna blow you away.
00:02:23.000 No, it's called I Wish I Was Joking.
00:02:26.000 Another jam.
00:02:28.000 It sounds like Morrissey.
00:02:29.000 I think that's what he was going for.
00:02:31.000 Well, that song kind of reminds me of Suicide.
00:02:33.000 Oh.
00:02:36.000 Very 60s punk New York City kind of thing.
00:02:39.000 They blew my mind when I saw them.
00:02:40.000 And they stick in your head.
00:02:41.000 Your songs don't stick in anyone's head unless they're trying to be funny.
00:02:45.000 No, they sure do.
00:02:46.000 Well, The Ups and Downs does, but that's because we're making fun of them. 0.99
00:02:52.000 Highs and lows is shit, but it is catchy. 0.98
00:02:56.000 Nope. 1.00
00:03:00.000 He shouldn't show himself.
00:03:09.000 Yeah, you know why you think this sounds like Morrissey, Ryan?
00:03:12.000 Why?
00:03:13.000 Because it's a Morrissey cover.
00:03:15.000 No, he said it was inspired by the Smiths.
00:03:19.000 It's the same lyrics.
00:03:20.000 No.
00:03:21.000 Wow.
00:03:22.000 Wait, he lied then.
00:03:24.000 I was only joking. 0.99
00:03:27.000 When I said I want to smash your face and dun-dun-dun. 1.00
00:03:31.000 Interesting. 0.99
00:03:32.000 Yeah.
00:03:33.000 Brig Mouth Strikes Again?
00:03:34.000 Yeah, that sounds like it.
00:03:36.000 Ooh, we're uncovering some dirt about Mr. Hollowed.
00:03:40.000 So talented, they say.
00:03:42.000 No, I think you're... At least I don't bite.
00:03:43.000 I don't think you remember.
00:03:45.000 He wouldn't say he invented this song.
00:03:48.000 Yeah.
00:03:54.000 But he didn't... I would get if he said it's an homage.
00:03:57.000 He didn't.
00:03:57.000 Well, if it's an homage, you wouldn't say, I was only joking.
00:04:00.000 The same exact lyrics from one of their biggest hits that appears to have, what is that?
00:04:05.000 8.9 million views?
00:04:06.000 That's correct.
00:04:07.000 Relatively well-known song pretty calm.
00:04:11.000 I saw that super hot vapid.
00:04:13.000 Oh Jesus.
00:04:14.000 What am I doing?
00:04:15.000 Matty Odell is here in the studio.
00:04:17.000 We also have a surprise guest coming up Welcome back to get off my lawn live what we do when we play songs at the beginning in order to not have to pay the copyright we discuss them and
00:04:28.000 So it becomes editorial.
00:04:31.000 That's why I get all these free songs.
00:04:33.000 And then it's become, like with Hallowed, he's not gonna fucking sue us, but it's become part of the show and then I forget to start the show.
00:04:39.000 All right, let's start the show.
00:04:40.000 Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn Live.
00:04:45.000 We, the way it works on Thursday nights is it's totally mega live.
00:04:50.000 We take calls.
00:04:53.000 We read letters.
00:04:55.000 We have the live stream, and the live stream people pay to put up messages.
00:05:01.000 We read as many as we can, but we focus on the ones that are 100 bucks, and 100% of the money goes to our boys Max and John, the Proud Boys, currently serving four years in prison for fighting Antifa for 17 seconds, which is a sin.
00:05:20.000 Terrible.
00:05:24.000 I don't think we can use let's get ready to rumble there.
00:05:26.000 We may have to mash that up or something.
00:05:31.000 Speaking of jail terms you hear about this black kid at Dunkin Donuts who beat a man to death for saying the the n-word to him and house arrest don't worry about it. 1.00
00:05:44.000 Two years house arrest.
00:05:45.000 Yeah.
00:05:46.000 Not four years.
00:05:47.000 House arrest for two years.
00:05:49.000 Some probation.
00:05:50.000 Because racism in America is our Quran.
00:05:55.000 It's our jihadists. 0.99
00:05:58.000 So just like you can't have the Muhammad cartoons in Europe, and you can't disparage Muhammad in Luton, England, here in America we're just as ridiculous. 0.98
00:06:09.000 And the n-word is the Quran. 1.00
00:06:11.000 If you burn it, you deserve to die. 1.00
00:06:14.000 And that's what happened to this old man. 1.00
00:06:17.000 Beaten to death for using a... The guy's 78 years old. 0.60
00:06:24.000 We're still not at the level where they're giving them awards for it.
00:06:27.000 They're just giving them light sentences.
00:06:28.000 I think if you zoom forward five years, they'll start giving them ribbons.
00:06:32.000 Like, you did your part to fight racism.
00:06:34.000 Well, what I find most disturbing with that story is I guarantee if I went on the streets and asked, especially around here in the South Bronx, I asked average Joes, what do you think of that? 1.00
00:06:44.000 I bet you most of them, especially the white people, would be like, well, you shouldn't have said it. 0.72
00:06:48.000 You know? 1.00
00:06:49.000 Yeah, but do you deserve to die? 1.00
00:06:51.000 It's a bad word. 1.00
00:06:52.000 It's very rude. 1.00
00:06:54.000 But if you call an old lady cunt, should you be beaten to death? 1.00
00:07:00.000 Speaking of old ladies and cunts, let's bring in our special guest, shall we? 1.00
00:07:04.000 Ladies and gentlemen, part two of our secret special guest, Sylvia! 0.94
00:07:40.000 This is now your personal microphone.
00:07:42.000 You take it everywhere you go.
00:07:58.000 Hey, well tonight it's exciting as usual.
00:08:03.000 We're gonna talk about love and marriage.
00:08:08.000 Okay?
00:08:09.000 Love and marriage.
00:08:10.000 Do you think, if an old man who's 78, I believe that's around your age.
00:08:16.000 Yes.
00:08:17.000 Calls an African-American gentleman the n-word.
00:08:20.000 Twice.
00:08:21.000 Yes.
00:08:21.000 He said, don't say that again.
00:08:23.000 And he's like, whatever n-word.
00:08:25.000 I don't use it because I'm an anti-racist activist.
00:08:29.000 What should the young black boy who beat him to death have to... What should the consequences be? 1.00
00:08:37.000 I think he should just kick him in his nuts and spit on him and walk away. 1.00
00:08:43.000 Right. 1.00
00:08:43.000 But if the guy kicks him in the nuts so hard he dies, 1.00
00:08:48.000 It should be manslaughter. 0.90
00:08:50.000 It should be, I don't know, 15 years?
00:08:52.000 Friendly persuasion, probation, and community service.
00:08:58.000 Okay, no.
00:08:59.000 No, if you murder an old person, and I'm about to right now, you should go to... Is that a hint? 0.99
00:09:07.000 Get off my lawn, baby! 1.00
00:09:09.000 You should go to jail for a long time. 0.97
00:09:12.000 It's murder.
00:09:13.000 Fifteen to life. 0.99
00:09:15.000 Okay, well that was quite a jump from the kick in the balls. 0.99
00:09:18.000 What do you think, Maddie? 0.98
00:09:20.000 Well, they're going to say that because he only punched him.
00:09:23.000 I don't know what, I don't know all the specifics, but if you, if you punch somebody, if you punch somebody, you don't necessarily have the intent to kill.
00:09:34.000 Right.
00:09:34.000 So that's manslaughter.
00:09:35.000 Right.
00:09:36.000 Right.
00:09:36.000 Right.
00:09:36.000 I mean, everyone, every one of us is petrified of a bar fight.
00:09:41.000 Uh, where you hit the guy and he hits a potted plant on the way down and next thing you know he just accidentally killed the guy.
00:09:48.000 It's not premeditated murder.
00:09:50.000 Right, it's, you didn't, there was no, I mean the intent wasn't there to hit him but not to kill him.
00:09:56.000 Not to kill him.
00:09:57.000 But yeah, it would still be, it would be like involuntary manslaughter or manslaughter.
00:10:00.000 It should be a few years.
00:10:01.000 Yeah, usually like four.
00:10:03.000 It should be more than Max and John who kicked some antifa that didn't even mind.
00:10:10.000 Yeah, I mean, two years house arrest is... Maybe that's how they do it in Florida.
00:10:15.000 What about being a serial killer and we do not mean sugar pops?
00:10:21.000 Those guys should get, uh... Life. 1.00
00:10:24.000 They should just be killed in the electric chair. 1.00
00:10:25.000 Yeah, because they're not gonna change. 1.00
00:10:28.000 You gotta stamp them out like a disease, like we're gonna stamp out Putin. 1.00
00:10:33.000 I'm very liberal when it comes to punishments, but fucking kids and serial killing, that's just like, you gotta go. 1.00
00:10:40.000 Human garbage. 1.00
00:10:42.000 You're out. 1.00
00:10:43.000 You're kicked out of society.
00:10:45.000 Speaking of kicked out of society, you may have noticed I usually look amazing.
00:10:49.000 Amazing! 0.98
00:10:50.000 Amazing on this show, not like a bugger.
00:10:53.000 And that's because my suits are exclusively made by Nita Fashions.
00:10:59.000 Now you're not here for the suit episodes.
00:11:01.000 But usually I'm decked out in tailored suits.
00:11:06.000 And I got to say, Nita Fashions, when you wear a suit and a shirt that has been custom made specifically for you, it's PJs.
00:11:16.000 It's more comfortable than my normal clothes, like my Sunday clothes or my Thursday night clothes.
00:11:24.000 I just wear these welder pants, my
00:11:27.000 My Gucci sneaks.
00:11:29.000 This is less comfortable than my suits.
00:11:33.000 Need of fashions is so... You look more fun.
00:11:36.000 That's why we say get off my lawn. 1.00
00:11:39.000 Yeah, okay, okay.
00:11:41.000 We're doing a commercial right now, so...
00:11:44.000 So you contact Nina Fashions.
00:11:47.000 Our guys, the Baby Monsters, seem to prefer DMing through Instagram.
00:11:52.000 Okay, whatever floats your boat.
00:11:54.000 And what they do is they measure you up.
00:11:56.000 You sit there.
00:11:57.000 Your girlfriend will, you know, use the whatever it's called, measuring thingamajiggy. 1.00
00:12:04.000 Not measuring tape.
00:12:05.000 Is it tape?
00:12:06.000 Yeah, measuring tape.
00:12:07.000 Okay.
00:12:08.000 They use the measuring tape.
00:12:09.000 They measure you up.
00:12:10.000 You know, you do your neck and everything.
00:12:12.000 They get your full body.
00:12:13.000 And then they'll make your suit and send it to you, ship it from Hong Kong.
00:12:18.000 It was described to me by a producer
00:12:21.000 At Fox News, this is like 10 years ago, my top button was undone.
00:12:26.000 And he goes, what are you doing? 1.00
00:12:27.000 You look like a fucking clown. 1.00
00:12:29.000 And I go, oh, I can't do it. 1.00
00:12:30.000 It kind of chokes me.
00:12:31.000 And he goes, yeah, that's for little kids.
00:12:34.000 If your top button can't be done up, you're wearing a shirt that you got off a rack.
00:12:39.000 That's not what adults do.
00:12:40.000 And I go, well, I can't afford to have my own tailor.
00:12:42.000 And he goes, yeah, yeah.
00:12:44.000 First of all, you can.
00:12:45.000 You're just too cheap.
00:12:46.000 And cheap, rich guys like me, we go to Nita Fashions, where we get everything decked out for totally reasonable prices.
00:12:52.000 You get a shirt for 50 bucks.
00:12:55.000 Now, that's the bottom of the line.
00:12:56.000 You can go way up to like $150.
00:12:57.000 And with suits, you could go crazy and get a $3,000 suit, which is the kind of price you have to pay in New York.
00:13:04.000 But you can also go way down.
00:13:06.000 You could get a $600 suit.
00:13:08.000 And this isn't just a suit.
00:13:09.000 This is a custom suit cut to your approval.
00:13:13.000 Perfect.
00:13:13.000 If there's any mistakes, you send it back and they'll tweak it.
00:13:17.000 And now you have a perfect suit.
00:13:19.000 Even if you're a blue-collar welder, you need a suit for weddings, for funerals.
00:13:23.000 You should have at least one suit.
00:13:25.000 Now, if you're a lawyer, you're in marketing, I think you gotta have ten.
00:13:30.000 Is this the reeds?
00:13:34.000 So go to NitaFashions, N-I-T-A, NitaFashions.com, family business.
00:13:39.000 We've been going there forever.
00:13:41.000 It's basically every suit I have, every suit you see.
00:13:47.000 And we'd like to thank them for sponsoring the show since day one.
00:13:51.000 Why do you look so mad all the time?
00:13:56.000 You look like you disapprove.
00:13:58.000 I'm just doing a commercial.
00:13:59.000 I love it.
00:14:00.000 I wish they made women's suits. 1.00
00:14:03.000 Well, they do.
00:14:03.000 They have a few female clients.
00:14:06.000 I don't know why.
00:14:08.000 I don't want to disrespect Nita's customer base, but I have seen some women there when we do our fittings. 1.00
00:14:14.000 Oh, I forgot to mention that.
00:14:15.000 They'll come to your city. 0.96
00:14:16.000 Contact them.
00:14:17.000 They do these tours.
00:14:18.000 They couldn't do it because of COVID, but now they do these tours where they're at a hotel in New York, in fucking Berlin, in London, all over the world.
00:14:27.000 You go in there and then you don't have to have your girlfriend use the measuring tape. 1.00
00:14:30.000 They do it.
00:14:32.000 But sometimes I see women there and I'm like, what are you doing here? 0.84
00:14:37.000 This is not your area.
00:14:40.000 You know what I mean?
00:14:42.000 Women love coming into our zones. 1.00
00:14:45.000 We do.
00:14:46.000 Like you come into my bar.
00:14:48.000 That's a man's zone. 1.00
00:14:51.000 We have to make an imprint.
00:14:55.000 Can you hold the mic up to your mouth a little more?
00:14:57.000 We have to make an imprint to let you know we exist.
00:15:02.000 Because as they say, it's a man's world. 1.00
00:15:05.000 It's a man's world! 1.00
00:15:06.000 I think you just get horny. 0.98
00:15:09.000 Oh, we get horny too, of course. 0.81
00:15:12.000 Can't factor that out. 0.99
00:15:14.000 Even at the gym, like, today I'm watching, I was just doing the workout in the back, but I'm watching the girls in the front, this is totally sexist, but I'm just like, bitch, what are you doing? 0.99
00:15:25.000 They hit the heavy bag in a way where it could be your actual scrotal sack. 0.99
00:15:31.000 And you'd be like, okay. 0.98
00:15:32.000 They're loving it, what are you, kidding?
00:15:35.000 They're getting off watching you do push-ups.
00:15:39.000 Maybe.
00:15:39.000 You could do the push-ups.
00:15:41.000 You could do the lat pull-downs.
00:15:42.000 But the girls, they hang around. 1.00
00:15:44.000 They're doing the weights.
00:15:45.000 They're doing the light weights, you know.
00:15:46.000 They're doing the high reps.
00:15:48.000 Lots of volume, but not a lot of weight.
00:15:50.000 No, I'm not even talking about that, Arnold.
00:15:52.000 I don't mind women going to weights. 1.00
00:15:53.000 I understand that.
00:15:54.000 You're toning.
00:15:55.000 But women hitting the heavy bag. 1.00
00:15:56.000 They look so silly. 1.00
00:15:58.000 It's dainty. 1.00
00:15:58.000 They're going to hurt their hand. 1.00
00:16:00.000 Even when they do, like, left-right, they're going bonk, bonk, bonk.
00:16:04.000 Say that to Muhammad Ali's daughter.
00:16:07.000 I bet she can punch, but she's got a lot of testosterone because of the genetics, you know. 1.00
00:16:11.000 I mean, it's true.
00:16:14.000 I mean, what do you want me to say?
00:16:15.000 It's true.
00:16:16.000 It's true.
00:16:18.000 Anyway, so the women in the gym, they're taking the pictures of themselves with the Instagram and they're looking in the mirror with their buttholes showing. 0.99
00:16:25.000 And it's like, get out of here.
00:16:27.000 You know, it's a man's world. 1.00
00:16:28.000 Like she said, you know, Seal said, it's a man's world.
00:16:32.000 Yeah.
00:16:33.000 Their attitude is, do it or do it.
00:16:35.000 You do it or do it.
00:16:36.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:16:38.000 Doing Arnold is hack, but it's sort of like playing Louie Louie.
00:16:41.000 Like, if you do it well, it's a nice thing to do in an encore.
00:16:44.000 I do a subdued one with a lot of his, what people do is they go like, and that's hack.
00:16:50.000 But I watch the Pumping Ion and I talk about the different things and his different cadences.
00:16:55.000 And so that's where it really, it pick up a lot of slack where the hack people live off.
00:17:01.000 You know what I noticed? 0.98
00:17:02.000 Since I stopped drinking whiskey for Lent, I'm getting into other people's shit and it's bothering them. 0.98
00:17:08.000 What do you mean? 0.99
00:17:10.000 It makes you into a busy body.
00:17:12.000 Like, I could hear my daughter was doing vocabulary questions with my wife, and one of the words was cadence.
00:17:18.000 Oh.
00:17:18.000 And I'm like, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:17:19.000 And I get over there, and I'm like, the way you remember words is you draw something.
00:17:24.000 You photographic memory.
00:17:25.000 So let's do a drawing for each one of these words.
00:17:27.000 Insidious and cadence and doing drawings and stuff.
00:17:31.000 And she's like, uh.
00:17:33.000 And then they get my salad wrong at the pizza joint, and I'm like guys.
00:17:37.000 What's going on? 0.97
00:17:38.000 I knew you were gonna fuck this up You have these college students working there, and then I see the guy on the street tonight This was an order they fucked up on Sunday, and he's like hey, and I go oh shit They're mad at me because I yelled at the woman I hung up on her so then I go into the place and say look man. 0.99
00:17:54.000 It's just 0.99
00:17:56.000 It was frustrating that that's twice the salad's been fucked up. 0.98
00:17:59.000 And they're like, I didn't even know it was you. 0.95
00:18:01.000 And I realized the guy that was, like, harumph, he's probably got his own problems.
00:18:04.000 His mother might have breast cancer.
00:18:06.000 And I'm sitting there going, they're pissed off that I hung up about the salad thing.
00:18:09.000 Being a non-drunk, you're, like, worried all the time.
00:18:13.000 Are you mad at me?
00:18:15.000 Did I offend?
00:18:16.000 Even my cousin!
00:18:17.000 We were in the city last night and he goes, his wife, after the dinner his wife goes, we're not going to come to the Burbs to meet you tomorrow.
00:18:26.000 We've got a bunch of stuff to do. 0.97
00:18:27.000 And I'm like, did I fuck up? 0.97
00:18:29.000 Did I offend you? 0.97
00:18:30.000 Because I was talking about Zelensky all night.
00:18:33.000 I wasn't trying to offend anyone.
00:18:34.000 If someone was offended, you misinterpreted what I said.
00:18:38.000 He's like, will you calm down?
00:18:40.000 My daughter's running errands and my wife doesn't want her running around the city alone. 1.00
00:18:44.000 No liquid courage.
00:18:45.000 It's just non-liquid cowardice.
00:18:47.000 It's not like I'm scared.
00:18:48.000 You're just more perceptive of all the... Yeah, you're like more aware of everyone's feelings. 0.96
00:18:55.000 The answer to that is drink up, chump. 1.00
00:19:00.000 When did you last get drunk? 0.94
00:19:02.000 Oh, I can't tell.
00:19:03.000 That would be telling on myself.
00:19:05.000 That's a no-no.
00:19:06.000 Never.
00:19:06.000 Nope.
00:19:06.000 I would sit at the Peppermint Lounge with one
00:19:21.000 Screwdriver the whole friggin' night and twist the night away.
00:19:26.000 Everyone did the twist.
00:19:28.000 I met the Beatles.
00:19:30.000 Really?
00:19:30.000 Yeah.
00:19:31.000 I went to Paul McCartney and I said, if you're a Beatle, they have beetle bugs in Florida.
00:19:39.000 Huge beetle bugs with wings.
00:19:42.000 I said, if you're a beetle, let me see you fly.
00:19:45.000 He turned to John Lennon and said, what do I tell the bird?
00:19:49.000 He said, shut her up and tell her you want our autographs. 1.00
00:19:53.000 I'm stupid, me? 1.00
00:19:54.000 I said, no. 1.00
00:19:55.000 Who the fuck wants your autographs? 0.98
00:19:56.000 No, I don't think they're worth much. 0.99
00:19:58.000 Where's the Peppermint Lounge?
00:20:00.000 That was on 47th Street.
00:20:02.000 Everybody, the young people from all the boroughs would go there and twist the night away.
00:20:08.000 What's the twist?
00:20:12.000 You just go like that?
00:20:14.000 Seems like a ridiculously easy dance.
00:20:20.000 What year are we talking here?
00:20:22.000 We're talking in the 60s and 50s.
00:20:24.000 You got to bring the mic up close.
00:20:25.000 We're talking in the 50s and 60s.
00:20:28.000 Long before you were born, Gavin.
00:20:31.000 I was born in 1959.
00:20:35.000 Oops.
00:20:35.000 And I used to go to the Peppermint Club as a baby.
00:20:38.000 Lounge.
00:20:39.000 And deal coke from my diaper.
00:20:43.000 Me, I prefer heroin and Dilaudid.
00:20:46.000 Dilaudid, wow.
00:20:48.000 Did you do heroin?
00:20:49.000 No.
00:20:50.000 Heroin did me.
00:20:51.000 Speaking of heroin.
00:20:52.000 Stone Hebrew national salami, chopped liver, and pastrami.
00:20:57.000 Catsies.
00:20:58.000 Send our pastrami to a boy in the army.
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00:22:09.000 It's a 20-year-old thing.
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00:23:11.000 Is it, Ad Guy?
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00:23:16.000 But yeah, we have their coffee here right in the equipment room behind us.
00:23:22.000 And that stuff gets us cooking.
00:23:24.000 Maybe one of the reasons this show is so didactic.
00:23:27.000 Didactic.
00:23:29.000 Is because we're on El Diablo.
00:23:32.000 It's equipment.
00:23:33.000 It's equipment for the show.
00:23:34.000 That's why we keep it with the wires and cords.
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00:23:39.000 And if you don't want your beard to look like Santa Claus started doing math, you should try their beard grooming products.
00:23:47.000 I use a little bit of it.
00:23:48.000 I don't need it much.
00:23:49.000 But when your beard starts getting longer, it gets frazzled without the grooming supplies.
00:23:55.000 And again, 15% off when you use Gavin.
00:23:58.000 And please, please do use Gavin. 0.99
00:24:00.000 So they can see that this shit works, that this advertising thing works. 0.99
00:24:04.000 And also, you're buying coffee, so why not buy coffee from a vet-owned business? 0.99
00:24:10.000 It's like when I found my glasses guy, my optician, I found out he was mega, and I'm like, okay, well I have to buy glasses, so I'm gonna be going with this guy forever.
00:24:22.000 You know what I mean?
00:24:22.000 Like, say you found a milk supplier, and a Cheerios supplier, and a fuckin' broom and dustpan supplier, and you found out they're vet-owned, and they support our brothers overseas, you go, I'm in, I'm going with them.
00:24:38.000 It beats fuckin' DuPont. 0.98
00:24:45.000 Okay, so we're getting close to the part where we cut off the losers, the freeloaders, and we go behind the paywall. 0.99
00:24:54.000 But just to finish up what I was talking about before I interrupted myself 20 times, chicks getting into dude things. 1.00
00:25:02.000 Mr. Odell, in your biker days, the Hells Angels are only dudes. 0.52
00:25:09.000 Were there chicks like, what about if I, uh... Well, back in the 60s, there were some. 0.68
00:25:15.000 I think there were three female members at one point. 0.99
00:25:19.000 What is that?
00:25:20.000 Why do you want to be in our thing?
00:25:22.000 I mean, I guess... Not anymore.
00:25:25.000 I guess women say the same thing about drag queens and trans men. 0.97
00:25:30.000 You know, men trying to do their thing. 0.71
00:25:32.000 Right.
00:25:33.000 Do women, though, know their place in biker culture in 2022? 1.00
00:25:37.000 Yes.
00:25:40.000 Definitely.
00:25:41.000 I mean, uh... I would imagine they still do.
00:25:45.000 I mean if you can't have...
00:25:47.000 If you can't control your old lady, what else? 0.99
00:25:50.000 You can't control that.
00:25:52.000 You're in big trouble.
00:25:53.000 Yeah.
00:25:53.000 So you don't get chicks saying, uh, I'd like to play a more prominent role in the club.
00:25:58.000 No.
00:25:59.000 Well, there's no more female members in the club that I was in. 1.00
00:26:01.000 I understand, but not just, I'm not talking about members.
00:26:03.000 I'm talking about girlfriends, you know, like.
00:26:05.000 No, they, they, no.
00:26:08.000 There's no women in the meetings or anything like that. 1.00
00:26:12.000 Women are not members. 1.00
00:26:14.000 They're not brought up for membership. 0.98
00:26:17.000 They're nothing.
00:26:18.000 I mean, not nothing.
00:26:19.000 They're tolerated.
00:26:23.000 Basically, they're like second-class citizens.
00:26:26.000 They're ought to have anything to do with Hell's Angels.
00:26:31.000 They don't dictate anything.
00:26:33.000 So can you wait till we call on you?
00:26:38.000 Call on me.
00:26:38.000 I don't want to sound like I'm trivializing your input here, but
00:26:44.000 They truly, in this instant, are the weakest sex when it comes to Hell's Angels.
00:26:50.000 They know their place.
00:26:52.000 Can you make sure you get us a row of stars there, Ryguy?
00:26:57.000 Okay.
00:26:58.000 Who do you think you could beat up, Sylvia? 1.00
00:27:02.000 Who can I beat up?
00:27:03.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:27:03.000 Anybody who fucks with me. 0.99
00:27:09.000 Yeah, I was talking to Zenoa Kinsman like about an hour ago. 0.99
00:27:14.000 Her eldest boy looks like Juicy Small A. And Juicy Small A just got 150 days in jail, a $120,000 fine, and 30 months of probation. 0.69
00:27:29.000 That sounds pretty exactly perfect.
00:27:31.000 I saw that he was getting sentenced today.
00:27:35.000 I didn't catch the
00:27:39.000 The, uh, the sentencing.
00:27:40.000 The actual sentence that he got.
00:27:42.000 I think it's a great sentence.
00:27:44.000 It is.
00:27:45.000 Yeah, 150 days ain't bad.
00:27:46.000 It's commendable.
00:27:47.000 He cost a lot of people a lot of time and money.
00:27:51.000 Like, detectives are running around looking for these bad guys.
00:27:54.000 Yeah, phantoms of the night.
00:27:57.000 Not here.
00:27:58.000 So, that's the monetary problem.
00:28:01.000 Uh-oh.
00:28:05.000 Who is it?
00:28:06.000 Answer it.
00:28:12.000 Answer it, Sylvia.
00:28:13.000 Scam-likely.
00:28:14.000 I'm trying to shut it off.
00:28:18.000 Scam-likely.
00:28:19.000 The American public should be aware.
00:28:22.000 Scams all over the place.
00:28:24.000 Your cell phone, the news, the politicians.
00:28:29.000 That's why we call this show, Keep Off My Lawn. 0.94
00:28:33.000 We don't go for scams of any nature.
00:28:36.000 Towing the line.
00:28:39.000 Good company, man.
00:28:40.000 So, Zenoa's in these, like, uh, strongman competitions.
00:28:45.000 And they have a women's division.
00:28:47.000 Okay.
00:28:49.000 Okay.
00:28:49.000 Now, Zenoa knows her place, and she's like, look, the deal is, men, if they lift a thousand pounds, they get a thousand dollars.
00:28:58.000 Women have a different standard, they're not expected to lift a thousand pounds, but if they lift six hundred pounds, they get six hundred dollars. 1.00
00:29:05.000 Okay? 0.98
00:29:06.000 That sounds pretty fucking... 0.98
00:29:08.000 Basic. 0.98
00:29:08.000 That's pretty good. 0.98
00:29:09.000 Dollar a pound.
00:29:10.000 Yeah.
00:29:11.000 But some of the women are mad because they're like, we should get the same amount of money for 600 pounds. 1.00
00:29:17.000 That kind of says everything, doesn't it?
00:29:19.000 Yeah.
00:29:19.000 That doesn't... No.
00:29:22.000 Sorry.
00:29:23.000 And then one of the woman's argument was like, well, we have to give birth and do all this other stuff, so we should still get $1,000 for the 600. 1.00
00:29:31.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:29:34.000 And I said this because I didn't want to call what she's doing trans, but I said if there was a competition called the Perfect Lady Competition, right? 0.91
00:29:43.000 And it was fair and not biased, and you know it would be.
00:29:46.000 It would be biased towards trans.
00:29:47.000 Caitlyn Jenner would definitely win it.
00:29:49.000 But say it was fair.
00:29:51.000 Trans men and drag queens would do worse than cis women at the Perfect Lady competition because they've been ladies their whole lives. 0.99
00:30:01.000 They move around like ladies. 1.00
00:30:04.000 And even if you take testosterone as a chick today, I think Joe Rogan pointed this out with that Fox MMA fighter who was trans. 0.98
00:30:12.000 Yeah, beat up a fractured girl's skull. 0.98
00:30:15.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:30:16.000 We've had these fucking amazing pipes since we were babies. 0.99
00:30:22.000 So I would wager that even if a woman could just plop her brain in your head tomorrow, and with the same man's body, she's not used to it. 0.99
00:30:33.000 Right.
00:30:34.000 I mean, these men who have had upper body strength their whole lives, you take testosterone, and it's not real testosterone, it's synthetic, and now you have this sort of fake man thing?
00:30:45.000 Yeah.
00:30:47.000 Can you cut away from Matty when he yawns, please? 0.95
00:30:51.000 Well, unfortunately, if you could notice my voice and my stuffy nose, my good friend Gavin passed a little cold off to me, so I took cold medicine earlier today, and it's kind of kicking my butt. 0.78
00:31:03.000 I gave it to my daughter, too.
00:31:04.000 I apologize for the yawn.
00:31:07.000 Your nose runs like a faucet until you just put tissue paper up your nose.
00:31:11.000 Day three!
00:31:14.000 Do what's not in you to begin with.
00:31:18.000 So women ought to get over themselves. 1.00
00:31:20.000 A man is still a man. 0.86
00:31:22.000 Do not try to imitate them.
00:31:25.000 It's not in you.
00:31:32.000 They're born out of jealousy.
00:31:34.000 They're not doing well.
00:31:35.000 Oh yeah, so that's the end of this.
00:31:36.000 So the end of the story is this chick goes, I'm gonna compete. 0.99
00:31:41.000 Zenoa assumed she was competing with her and the other women in the women's portion of the strongman. 0.99
00:31:46.000 Right.
00:31:47.000 And she goes, no I'm a man.
00:31:50.000 I'm competing as a man.
00:31:52.000 And Zenoa, she was obviously a woman. 0.99
00:31:55.000 And Zenoa goes, oh, oh, okay, sorry, I didn't know.
00:31:58.000 Yeah, didn't recognize your gender. 1.00
00:32:00.000 And she's thinking in her head, I thought you were just a fucking, a dyke. 1.00
00:32:04.000 I didn't know you were, thought you were a dude. 0.99
00:32:07.000 And the woman goes, yeah, I'm trans, so I'm a man and I'm competing with the men. 0.59
00:32:13.000 And Zenoa goes, you know you're gonna lose, right?
00:32:17.000 Yeah.
00:32:17.000 And she goes, no I'm not.
00:32:20.000 And Sanoa goes, but you're competing with men who have had real testosterone their whole lives.
00:32:25.000 And she goes, I actually take testosterone, so I'm competing on an even playing field. 1.00
00:32:30.000 Fucking woman if that's what she feels. 1.00
00:32:33.000 It's just so delusional You think you could and both sides of the trans thing are delusional you think you take a testosterone pill and boom you're a dude No, you're more masculine than most women right still a long way to go to dude town You know what's wild is that on? 1.00
00:32:51.000 Survivor my wife's got me watching survivor. 0.97
00:32:54.000 There's a tranny and 1.00
00:32:56.000 Who fucking looks like a dude. 0.99
00:32:59.000 But she didn't disclose that or something like that. 0.99
00:33:03.000 Oh, that's ancient Chinese secret, right? 0.94
00:33:04.000 This is brand new.
00:33:05.000 Okay, so then this is the second time this has happened.
00:33:08.000 On Survivor?
00:33:09.000 Yeah, on Survivor.
00:33:10.000 I remember like last year or two years ago, there was a tranny who was outed during their Tiki Torch thing. 1.00
00:33:19.000 And it was a huge deal.
00:33:21.000 And one of the guys goes, well, maybe one of the reasons is that
00:33:25.000 He used to be a chick. 1.00
00:33:27.000 And then the music is like, whoa.
00:33:30.000 You ever watch that show Naked and Afraid?
00:33:32.000 Oh, yeah.
00:33:33.000 Yeah.
00:33:34.000 There's a this new season.
00:33:36.000 There's one with a trans girl.
00:33:37.000 Right, right.
00:33:39.000 And a trans girl is a guy who has transitioned to a girl.
00:33:43.000 So it's gonna be two guys.
00:33:44.000 Right, right.
00:33:45.000 You can see that wide, square body, male body.
00:33:49.000 So, but this one is weird because she... Sorry, sorry Ryan, just one second.
00:33:53.000 Yep.
00:33:53.000 So it's a guy, that's a normal guy.
00:33:54.000 It's usually a guy and a girl.
00:33:56.000 Right.
00:33:57.000 And they're naked and they got a last three minutes.
00:33:58.000 And they're afraid.
00:33:59.000 Now naked and really afraid.
00:34:01.000 Now, the guy's a biological male, but the female is a trans. 1.00
00:34:08.000 Does, is there a dick involved? 1.00
00:34:10.000 Oh yeah. 1.00
00:34:12.000 I would imagine.
00:34:13.000 I mean I didn't see it.
00:34:15.000 I would imagine too.
00:34:16.000 But they're like oh this is gonna be a surprise for my partner or teammate or whatever they call each other. 0.98
00:34:22.000 Well that's actually advantageous because I've always thought on that show they must drink cum. 0.97
00:34:27.000 Excuse me? 0.85
00:34:28.000 It's protein.
00:34:30.000 Oh right.
00:34:31.000 So it's like, I don't mean on day one.
00:34:33.000 Three weeks into it! 0.88
00:34:35.000 Three weeks into it and you've been eating boll weevils and the guy's like, well I have a pile of protein in my scrotum that I'm not using. 0.91
00:34:43.000 Yeah. 0.61
00:34:44.000 You can have it.
00:34:45.000 And she's like, okay make sure the cameras are off. 0.98
00:34:47.000 But now they both have cum sacks. 0.95
00:34:50.000 But the bottom line when it comes to women and men, we outlive them, outsmart them, outbuck them, and outbox them. 1.00
00:35:08.000 Behind every man there's a woman using our brains and our smarts. 1.00
00:35:14.000 Men think with their dick, get real. 1.00
00:35:17.000 Making a genius a sandwich is not really outsmarting him. 1.00
00:35:22.000 We outlive you.
00:35:24.000 Yeah, that's true.
00:35:26.000 It's outsmart is the only one I have a problem with. 0.99
00:35:29.000 You outfuck us, sure. 1.00
00:35:31.000 Although you don't really get... You're the only woman I know that got horny after menopause. 1.00
00:35:38.000 Oh well.
00:35:38.000 That's a fantasy that women when they get older have no sex urge.
00:35:44.000 That's not true at all.
00:35:46.000 I am a living example.
00:35:48.000 I want to be a woman. 0.68
00:35:49.000 So you're still horny like tonight? 0.98
00:35:51.000 Correct. 1.00
00:35:55.000 I will knock off a piece of ass as soon as I get home. 1.00
00:35:59.000 All I gotta do is go into Duck's Inn and take whatever I want. 1.00
00:36:04.000 I come really, really hard.
00:36:10.000 When did you last get laid?
00:36:13.000 Recently.
00:36:14.000 With whom?
00:36:16.000 With Kevin.
00:36:18.000 What's he look like?
00:36:19.000 He's Irish.
00:36:21.000 He's good looking.
00:36:23.000 Nothing wrong with that. 1.00
00:36:24.000 And you don't blow anyone, so he just fucked you from behind? 1.00
00:36:28.000 Jewish women don't suck dick. 1.00
00:36:32.000 So, what did you do? 1.00
00:36:33.000 Just doggy at your house?
00:36:34.000 No, you do everything else. 0.90
00:36:36.000 Everything else perverted and enjoyable.
00:36:40.000 What else is there?
00:36:42.000 There's doggy, there's missionary.
00:36:45.000 No.
00:36:46.000 They look at you like you're a big lollipop. 1.00
00:36:49.000 They have to lick you, suck you from your head to your toes, for starters. 1.00
00:36:54.000 Damn. 1.00
00:36:55.000 Or they even stick it in you. 1.00
00:36:57.000 Are you kidding?
00:36:58.000 Wow. 0.99
00:37:01.000 On that note, wait, so the thing about the tranny, they lied about being on lithium, like anti-psychotic medicine, and so the guy comes up and he's like, the host, he's like, I usually don't, you know, walk to the tribes and say anything, but we have a situation here, we can't give this fucker medicine, and 1.00
00:37:20.000 Everybody like the women cry they're like, oh my god, you're leaving us cuz the night before he's like I'm I am a woman actually and everybody's like wow pretty good fucking transition, but because he didn't Disclose his fucking medical information He now has taken a spot from somebody who could have legitimately been on the show and they're all kissing his ass I hate that your story so touching shit. 0.99
00:37:45.000 I 1.00
00:37:47.000 They kiss his ass. 1.00
00:37:48.000 Meanwhile, if anybody had done that and they weren't a tranny, it would have been like, you're fucking the worst. 1.00
00:37:54.000 You've lied to us. 1.00
00:37:55.000 Yeah, you fucked everyone over. 1.00
00:37:56.000 You wrecked the show, you stupid bitch. 1.00
00:37:58.000 And also, what's crazy is that they make these challenges for six people and now they have to just deal with like five. 1.00
00:38:05.000 So now they're like having people sit out and they have to change all this shit because of fucking Jackson's ass. 1.00
00:38:11.000 Fuck you Jackson. 1.00
00:38:12.000 It's it's sort of like these guys where they they've been married for you know 20 years they have five kids and they go it was a British guy that I'm thinking of he's like I'm actually gay and everyone goes that is so brave and this woman is sort of going yeah it was really like Kris Jenner and Caitlyn Jenner 1.00
00:38:32.000 I've been a woman this whole time, baby.
00:38:34.000 Oh, gross. 1.00
00:38:36.000 I was sucking a woman's dick for like 15 years? 1.00
00:38:40.000 Isn't that rape? 1.00
00:38:42.000 Yeah. 0.96
00:38:42.000 Or longer. 0.96
00:38:43.000 It could have been... 40, 45.
00:38:46.000 Here's the summarization.
00:38:49.000 You're not brave if you waste people's time.
00:38:52.000 New rule!
00:38:53.000 New rule!
00:38:54.000 New rule!
00:38:55.000 New rule!
00:38:56.000 You're not brave if you're wasting people's time.
00:38:59.000 M'kay?
00:39:00.000 Just because you tuck it and use duct tape... I believe he was originally from Westchester.
00:39:05.000 Who, Bill Maher?
00:39:07.000 No, Bruce Jenner.
00:39:08.000 Oh, yeah?
00:39:10.000 And he's from Tarrytown.
00:39:12.000 Or Sleepy Hollow, one of those.
00:39:13.000 I like Tarrytown and Sleepy Hollow.
00:39:15.000 Isn't Tarrytown very cop-y?
00:39:18.000 Very cop-y?
00:39:19.000 Cop-like, lots of cops.
00:39:22.000 It's a small department.
00:39:23.000 No, no, I mean retired cops live there.
00:39:26.000 Oh, I don't know about the demographics.
00:39:28.000 The best place is the South Bronx on the rooftop.
00:39:31.000 You get it good.
00:39:33.000 I think you're talking about something else, honey.
00:39:35.000 I think you're talking about your sex, you mean? 0.99
00:39:37.000 Did you say you were raped on a rooftop in Harlem? 0.98
00:39:40.000 That's what she meant. 0.93
00:39:41.000 She did.
00:39:43.000 Wait a minute.
00:39:44.000 You get whatever you want on the rooftop in the South Bronx. 0.99
00:39:48.000 But you were raped on a rooftop. 0.98
00:39:50.000 That was in Harlem though. 0.98
00:39:51.000 That was in Harlem.
00:39:53.000 So wait a minute, wait a minute.
00:39:54.000 Do you have a pattern? 0.98
00:39:56.000 Ryan, you're fucking up the screens. 1.00
00:39:58.000 Do you have a pattern of fornicating on roofs? 1.00
00:40:02.000 No, only when it shingles my tingles. 0.89
00:40:08.000 I don't know what that means, but it sounds graphic.
00:40:10.000 She likes to hang out on the rooftops.
00:40:12.000 I heard that drag... What about Under the Boardwalk? 1.00
00:40:17.000 I've heard of Under the Boardwalk. 0.89
00:40:19.000 I've heard of drag queens talking about, or like Amanda Lepore and her friend, whatever the other one, Sophia Lamar, talking about how much they love sex in bathrooms at nightclubs. 1.00
00:40:29.000 I've heard of that. 0.80
00:40:31.000 I've never heard of rooftop sex being a thing.
00:40:33.000 The best place is any place when the urge comes over you. 0.99
00:40:39.000 Any place is the right time to be with the one you wanna fuck. 0.99
00:40:44.000 When pizza's on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime. 0.99
00:40:48.000 Even a slippery bagel.
00:40:51.000 Okay, so let's open up the phone lines just before we because I was gonna cut everyone off now We're 15 minutes past the deadline But I want at least some people who are too cheap to subscribe to censored TV For $10 a month where you don't just get my show which is amazing by the way you get Jim go
00:41:14.000 Jacob Wall.
00:41:15.000 Atheism is unstoppable.
00:41:17.000 We have Milo Yiannopoulos episodes.
00:41:20.000 He's no longer with us, but you gotta understand when these people leave, we still have all the episodes banked.
00:41:25.000 You come to this site, you still see Roger Stone, Candice Owens, Cornel West, Joshua Cash.
00:41:32.000 We've got Compound Sensors, a show I do once a week with Anthony Comea.
00:41:36.000 We have Misfits vocalist Michael Graves.
00:41:41.000 We've got Soph and Lotus and Katie Hopkins.
00:41:46.000 It's a network.
00:41:48.000 Like when you turn on Fox News and there's always a show on, there's way more content you could possibly handle.
00:41:54.000 Our newest hit show is Matty's Shitty Little Kitchen.
00:41:57.000 Yeah, everybody should watch it.
00:42:00.000 He has the smallest kitchen in the world.
00:42:03.000 Yes, that is true.
00:42:05.000 And he makes unbelievable, dude, your potatoes taste like steak.
00:42:10.000 Yeah, the potato, I like, you know, I guess it comes from the heritage.
00:42:15.000 The Scottish heritage.
00:42:16.000 What is the secret to your potatoes again?
00:42:19.000 Well, it depends.
00:42:20.000 I mean, I make roasted.
00:42:21.000 Those ones we have.
00:42:22.000 You put sugar in the water.
00:42:23.000 Oh, well, the ones that I made for the first episode was, they were boiled for about
00:42:29.000 Between, depending on how many were in the water, maybe 12, 14 minutes.
00:42:34.000 I had salt, sugar, and a little bit of dill.
00:42:37.000 And then I pan-roasted, then I pan-fried them in the beef render, the fat rendering and the grease and everything.
00:42:43.000 Oh, that's probably what it is. 1.00
00:42:45.000 Hot shit. 1.00
00:42:46.000 Ah, shit! 1.00
00:42:48.000 So the boiling is pretty normal and the water... That's to get the texture right. 1.00
00:42:53.000 But it's the pan frying... Because you made a comment on how they were consistently good all the way through.
00:42:59.000 I had a lot of housewives sending us letters going, I've been cooking for 30 years, whatever, and this totally revamped the way I'm gonna do steak and potatoes.
00:43:08.000 Yeah.
00:43:09.000 So that's just one show we're off on a tangent about.
00:43:13.000 The one you want badly is getting next week.
00:43:19.000 Prison food.
00:43:20.000 Like the county jail smash-up, mash-up or whatever you want to call it. 0.99
00:43:26.000 That's my favorite thing in the world is like people under duress coming up with solutions to their problems and the way they make chicken nuggets and burritos and ramen soup and all that shit. 0.97
00:43:40.000 They go to the concession stand. 0.98
00:43:42.000 What's it called?
00:43:44.000 Commissary.
00:43:45.000 It depends where in the country you are.
00:43:46.000 Some people call it canteen.
00:43:48.000 Some call it commissary, you know.
00:43:50.000 The commissary's in town.
00:43:52.000 Uh-oh.
00:43:53.000 But it's just basically the store where you can shop.
00:43:56.000 And they make these elaborate meals with their limited resources.
00:44:02.000 Fascinating.
00:44:02.000 I mean, county jails are a lot tougher because it's a limited
00:44:08.000 commissary and people aren't there there's not a lot of uh people working in the facility right but like in prison the meals become very elaborate very good yeah max has his group of like five rooms have uh a microwave
00:44:28.000 Some state prisons in New York still have, like, ovens and stoves that you can use.
00:44:34.000 But in the feds, you just have a microwave.
00:44:37.000 County jails, if they have them.
00:44:39.000 Like, I was in a county jail in Virginia waiting for my federal trial, and they had no microwave, no hot water, no nothing.
00:44:45.000 It was just water out of the sink.
00:44:48.000 I mean, I understand you want to punish bad guys, but you also want a sense of efficiency.
00:44:52.000 And if they can make their own food, everyone's better off.
00:44:57.000 No?
00:44:58.000 They're not animals.
00:44:59.000 No.
00:44:59.000 That's something that the populace needs to figure out.
00:45:02.000 You're supposed to be innocent until proven guilty.
00:45:05.000 Right, yeah.
00:45:06.000 And they're doing their time.
00:45:08.000 That's another thing that bothers me about inmates is this whole concept that they have to be punished after they get out.
00:45:16.000 I beat up an old man to death because he said the n-word.
00:45:20.000 You gave me my horrible punishment of watching Netflix for two years.
00:45:24.000 Two years house arrest.
00:45:25.000 But after that, look, I think he should have got worse, but if that's the punishment, then this post-probation and, like, anger management courses, it's just... The problem is a lot of them are repeaters.
00:45:40.000 Whatever crime they did, they do the time and they do the crime.
00:45:45.000 They come out and do the same thing over and over.
00:45:48.000 Well, I'm not sure that's true with murder and serious crimes.
00:45:52.000 That tends to be a one-off.
00:45:54.000 Did you know Maddie's been to prison many times, Sylvia?
00:46:00.000 He's a shortstop.
00:46:02.000 Are you kidding? 0.98
00:46:02.000 He's a baby monster. 0.98
00:46:03.000 A guy doing 13 to 30 years in prison and then tell me about it. 0.92
00:46:08.000 Two of my husbands did that, okay?
00:46:11.000 She's claiming stolen prison value. 1.00
00:46:13.000 He's done time that's similar to that.
00:46:15.000 Look at that yard board.
00:46:16.000 Wait, you had an ex-husband that went to jail for murder?
00:46:19.000 Was it one of the... What did he do?
00:46:20.000 Murdered a fly in the air?
00:46:23.000 Yeah, something like that. 0.99
00:46:26.000 You raped a fly. 1.00
00:46:26.000 Fly swatter. 1.00
00:46:27.000 You raped a fly to death. 1.00
00:46:29.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:46:29.000 He swatted the fly to death. 1.00
00:46:32.000 What did your man do who got 30 years? 0.96
00:46:34.000 Was that one of your black husbands?
00:46:36.000 I'm just guessing. 0.99
00:46:36.000 Husband number seven, murder. 0.99
00:46:40.000 Who did he murder?
00:46:41.000 Why do 50% of your husbands commit, oh wait, never mind.
00:46:45.000 He murdered this man that followed him and his girlfriend on the subway.
00:46:51.000 So were you married to him before or after that?
00:46:53.000 Hold the mic closer to your mouth.
00:46:54.000 After.
00:46:56.000 After he committed the murder.
00:46:57.000 Wow, equal opportunities.
00:46:59.000 So how long did he do?
00:47:00.000 About 34 years in prison.
00:47:05.000 And you got with him after that?
00:47:07.000 Correct. 1.00
00:47:08.000 So he must have been old as shit. 1.00
00:47:10.000 No, not all that old. 1.00
00:47:12.000 He was very young when he went to prison.
00:47:14.000 In his early 20s.
00:47:16.000 Huh.
00:47:17.000 So he was like 56, 57 when you got him?
00:47:20.000 Yeah.
00:47:21.000 And then how long did you guys stay together for?
00:47:24.000 We're still together, legally, but because of domestic violence I'm not with him anymore.
00:47:31.000 No kidding.
00:47:32.000 Now, Camille Paglia got in big trouble for saying what no one mentions about domestic violence is that sex is often quite hot. 0.96
00:47:43.000 Makeup sex? 0.82
00:47:44.000 That sounds logical. 0.97
00:47:44.000 But was the sex particularly hot? 0.97
00:47:47.000 Like, your legs would vibrate after? 0.99
00:48:04.000 No, he would never slap me, he'd punch me.
00:48:08.000 I kept thinking he'd change, but he's not gonna change. 0.98
00:48:12.000 He has a very bad Latino temper. 1.00
00:48:16.000 Were your orgasms earth-shattering? 1.00
00:48:19.000 Oh yeah, hell yeah. 1.00
00:48:21.000 Nothing like a Latino lover. 1.00
00:48:23.000 The best lovers in the world are Latinos and blacks. 0.99
00:48:27.000 They don't have the inhibitions that white dudes have. 0.98
00:48:30.000 They'll do anything and everything to please a woman. 1.00
00:48:32.000 That kind of contradicts what you said last week.
00:48:34.000 You said that that was a myth.
00:48:37.000 No. 1.00
00:48:38.000 The only myth about black men is the size of their penis. 1.00
00:48:42.000 That's a myth. 1.00
00:48:44.000 They're like anybody, any other man. 0.98
00:48:46.000 The main thing with any man is not the size, it's does he know how to use it.
00:48:52.000 That's all that really counts. 0.82
00:48:54.000 As a boring, milquetoast, white man, what do these Latinos do that is different? 0.95
00:49:01.000 Like, what should I be doing? 0.95
00:49:02.000 They don't have the same communications.
00:49:03.000 Do they reach around and diddle your bean?
00:49:05.000 No.
00:49:06.000 Like maracas?
00:49:07.000 Number one, they will talk to you very romantically and make your legs open like a butterfly before they ever lay a finger on you.
00:49:15.000 They could read off a grocery list in Spanish.
00:49:17.000 They talk very romantically.
00:49:19.000 Like what?
00:49:20.000 I'm going your lips are like two lips.
00:49:25.000 Your lips are like two larvae making love in a pink bog.
00:49:32.000 You sparkle like a diamond. 1.00
00:49:35.000 Your nipples are like two turgid pepperonis crawling out to me. 1.00
00:49:44.000 Your pussy is like a razor slit on a stuck pig. 1.00
00:49:50.000 Your anus is like a harshie's kiss. 1.00
00:49:56.000 If you say the floor is wet in English and you say it in Spanish, Spanish sounds a lot sexier. 1.00
00:50:00.000 It's like, el piso es mojado.
00:50:04.000 Or you're like, the floor is wet.
00:50:06.000 It's a wet is more hassle. 0.99
00:50:07.000 Okay, we've been giving these fucking freeloaders way too much free content. 0.99
00:50:12.000 Let's take a call. 1.00
00:50:14.000 Read one call, read one letter, have one super chat, and then get these fuckers out of here so we can be with our baby moms. 1.00
00:50:21.000 Just a reminder guys, you can call in with the number on the screen there, and also you can super chat by going to the live show. 0.99
00:50:29.000 Watch live.
00:50:30.000 Are you saying we don't have anyone?
00:50:31.000 Oh no, we do have calls.
00:50:33.000 We have a thing right here, a button right under the show.
00:50:37.000 Donate to read a message on air.
00:50:39.000 How much money have we raised from Max and John with these super chats?
00:50:42.000 I can inquire for our super tech guys.
00:50:45.000 My gut says five grand?
00:50:48.000 Total?
00:50:48.000 Grand total?
00:50:49.000 Grand grand total.
00:50:53.000 Let's do a bet.
00:50:54.000 Last time we bet I failed miserably.
00:50:56.000 I think it's thirty, no I think it's forty-five.
00:50:58.000 Thirty-eight thousand.
00:50:59.000 So right under yours.
00:51:00.000 It's definitely not thirty-eight thousand.
00:51:04.000 She's doing prices right, like a technique where you reach high.
00:51:07.000 It's between 32 and 5.
00:51:07.000 I'll say 47.50.
00:51:12.000 Final answer.
00:51:12.000 That 50 really adds confidence.
00:51:14.000 It's like, I know exactly what the fuck I'm talking about. 0.96
00:51:16.000 Now I'm shook. 0.95
00:51:17.000 So the auctions, it's funny the different fundraisers, because we can't do normal fundraisers for them.
00:51:22.000 They get shut down.
00:51:24.000 The live chats are okay.
00:51:27.000 The doodle auctions usually raise about five grand, but it takes like 15 drawings in a couple months.
00:51:35.000 But man, that Christmas drive we did for Zenoa, boom, 12 grand.
00:51:40.000 Yeah, that was...
00:51:42.000 Good looking out.
00:51:43.000 I'm going to try just doing a give, send, go normal page saying, look, here's the truth.
00:51:49.000 Max and John, four years for fighting Antifa.
00:51:52.000 They're going to get out in a year.
00:51:55.000 No early release.
00:51:56.000 Yeah, they lost their six months.
00:51:59.000 That's all thrown away.
00:52:01.000 So they're going to be out in a year.
00:52:03.000 Can they have a little cushion while they get back on their feet?
00:52:07.000 John Kinsman lost all his steel inspection licenses.
00:52:11.000 They expired.
00:52:15.000 I knew somebody willing to give him a job when he gets out too, but probably has to have that certification, I'm guessing.
00:52:20.000 Well, he can obviously redo the classes.
00:52:21.000 Sure, sure.
00:52:22.000 He knows what he's doing. 0.99
00:52:24.000 It's like me redoing a class in pussy eating. 1.00
00:52:26.000 Like, okay. 0.99
00:52:27.000 I'm an expert.
00:52:28.000 I'm already an expert.
00:52:29.000 I'll tell you how to do it.
00:52:31.000 You start slow.
00:52:35.000 We're taking some calls.
00:52:36.000 Let's take a call.
00:52:38.000 You are on the air.
00:52:39.000 I'm here to have a conversation. 1.00
00:52:42.000 This is a fucking loser. 1.00
00:52:44.000 You know, I'm here to learn, share, listen, understand why. 1.00
00:52:47.000 Hey, why does everyone get two things?
00:52:49.000 You have one thing.
00:52:50.000 Thank you for calling.
00:52:51.000 It's on.
00:52:52.000 All right, next call.
00:52:55.000 I'm not a-tarded. 1.00
00:52:57.000 I'm not a-tarded. 1.00
00:53:00.000 We have lives of TikTok video.
00:53:02.000 Libs of TikTok video.
00:53:06.000 Hello.
00:53:07.000 Hello.
00:53:08.000 Hi, mister.
00:53:11.000 Oh, trucker! 0.98
00:53:12.000 Oh yeah.
00:53:12.000 Is that a real trucker?
00:53:14.000 Yeah, sound like it.
00:53:15.000 Air horn.
00:53:16.000 Yes, yes, yes sir, driving a rig right now. 0.99
00:53:19.000 Fuckin' A. Right on, guy. 0.99
00:53:21.000 Right on, right on.
00:53:24.000 Hey, I got a question for anyone here that wants to take it.
00:53:29.000 I'd like to know what you think the percentage of, either percentage of women 1.00
00:53:34.000 Or maybe is it a regional thing that actually believed that bullshit that you showed on Anthony's show or you showed on your show the other day? 0.99
00:53:43.000 What bullshit? 0.99
00:53:44.000 Is it regional or can you quantify a percentage? 1.00
00:53:47.000 What bullshit? 0.99
00:53:50.000 Talking about the patriarchy and the feminism thing they were talking about in the video. 0.99
00:53:58.000 Which one was this now?
00:53:59.000 The woman who said that being fat is a feminist statement and being skinny is... Yes. 1.00
00:54:09.000 Yeah.
00:54:10.000 I was at a bar yesterday and a girl that I grew up with was working the bar and was kind of on the same subject and then she said, I've never heard anyone say this, but she goes, as a woman you're guilty until proven innocent.
00:54:22.000 And I just was like, man, I feel like it's infected my generation.
00:54:27.000 But there's two things going on at the same time here.
00:54:30.000 There is like, how many people would say that?
00:54:33.000 And then how many truly believe, like, I want to give a lot of these liberals heroin. 0.99
00:54:38.000 Inject their veins and go, okay, now, do you really believe that cops are hunting black people? 0.91
00:54:44.000 And they can, I imagine them just going, I haven't seen that, but that's what everyone's doing, so I'm doing it. 0.83
00:54:56.000 Right on, yeah.
00:54:57.000 I feel the same way.
00:54:58.000 But wait a minute, so you listen to this show in your truck?
00:55:02.000 Yeah, right now, yeah, I am.
00:55:04.000 I'm driving, I have it on my phone, but you're coming through my big Bluetooth trucker headset.
00:55:09.000 It's harder to hear you, actually.
00:55:11.000 Matty's microphone is coming through clearer than yours is.
00:55:14.000 Okay.
00:55:15.000 And how do you, so are you using Wi-Fi?
00:55:19.000 No, my data.
00:55:23.000 And you have unlimited data?
00:55:26.000 So it's just like you on the... like you listen to this show the way someone else just looks at like Instagram through their phone without Wi-Fi.
00:55:36.000 Yeah.
00:55:37.000 And is there enough... Through the app.
00:55:38.000 Through the censored app.
00:55:40.000 Is there enough bandwidth to watch the video?
00:55:47.000 Yeah, I just had it live.
00:55:51.000 I get the notification that you guys are live and I just boom.
00:55:54.000 So you can see all this and how big is your screen?
00:55:57.000 It's an iPhone 12 Pro Max.
00:56:01.000 I'm not actually looking at it right now because I am driving back into PA.
00:56:06.000 Driving a rig right now.
00:56:07.000 Because that's illegal probably, right? 1.00
00:56:09.000 Does PA stand for Penis Ass? 0.99
00:56:11.000 No, PA is Pennsylvania. 0.99
00:56:14.000 Okay let's try to solve this man's question.
00:56:17.000 So this is a tough one.
00:56:20.000 It's a real mind teaser. 0.99
00:56:22.000 So on the Compound Censored we were talking about this crazy bitch who said that if you lose weight you're catering to the patriarchy and the whole concept of a fat woman is made up by men. 1.00
00:56:38.000 Who have a very narrow view of what a woman is, and if you try to acquire that kind of beauty where you're not a fatso, you are basically some sort of a slave. 0.99
00:56:51.000 I want to phrase this in a nice way.
00:56:55.000 Wasn't this? 0.99
00:56:57.000 No, it's not that, shithead. 1.00
00:56:58.000 Well, she's fat. 1.00
00:57:00.000 Yeah, that's what we're doing on Monday with Crip Daddy. 0.89
00:57:02.000 You just blew the surprise.
00:57:04.000 No, it's the thing we talked about on Compound Censored.
00:57:07.000 Let's see.
00:57:08.000 I have it in this program here.
00:57:10.000 Did you not watch the show?
00:57:12.000 I watched it late cause you jumped in early and I didn't expect that.
00:57:16.000 Okay.
00:57:16.000 So it's, it's at the very beginning of the, but anyway, it's a video.
00:57:19.000 We already talked to it on the show.
00:57:20.000 That woman who said that the, that it's patriarchal to want to be thin. 1.00
00:57:25.000 That's basically the crux of it.
00:57:27.000 So how many people, how many women think that being obese is perfectly healthy and to try to not be fat is sexist as opposed to healthy?
00:57:38.000 I'm gonna go with, first let's do the whole country, I'm gonna go with 70% of women in America understand that being fat is unhealthy and being thin is healthy and it's got nothing to do with sexism.
00:57:56.000 I would say, that's her, I would say
00:58:02.000 5 to 10 percent, let's say like 6.987 percent of American women think that being slim is a male patriarchy thing, it's an unattainable body image. 1.00
00:58:17.000 Now in New York City, in Berkeley, in Portland, you're going to get
00:58:23.000 You're in the eye of the storm, so that 6.9% is going to sound like 50% of the people around you as you're in the eye of the 6.9%. 0.96
00:58:34.000 But that's the problem with America now, is this shrill minority of lunatics 1.00
00:58:42.000 are defining what we think the American ethos is.
00:58:46.000 And not just on TikTok, obviously.
00:58:48.000 The reason that went viral is because people identify with it. 1.00
00:58:52.000 In the New York Times, in the Washington Post, MSNBC, all of these mainstream media sources will say stupid shit like that. 1.00
00:59:02.000 Women's magazines, they all say it and they believe it. 1.00
00:59:06.000 So that's our answer, sir.
00:59:08.000 70% think that it's healthy to be thin.
00:59:12.000 7% thinks it's sexist to say that. 0.98
00:59:16.000 And then we've got another ambiguous 20 something percent floating around who could give a fuck either way. 0.98
00:59:24.000 They just want their french fries. 0.99
00:59:27.000 Yeah.
00:59:27.000 Thanks for calling.
00:59:29.000 Okay.
00:59:29.000 So that's a, that's a call.
00:59:32.000 Yes.
00:59:33.000 Tough brain teaser from that guy.
00:59:35.000 Real homework assignment.
00:59:36.000 Talking about women getting lighter sentences.
00:59:38.000 That was a tough one.
00:59:40.000 It was.
00:59:42.000 You handed it well, Gavin, for a man. 0.92
00:59:45.000 Thank you, Sylvia.
00:59:46.000 Look at this.
00:59:47.000 This is pretty fun.
00:59:48.000 Notice quote unquote for a man.
00:59:51.000 Of course a woman could have handled it a hell of a lot better. 1.00
00:59:55.000 That's true.
00:59:55.000 Okay, take it away.
00:59:58.000 Women could do things that men are not capable of imagining. 1.00
01:00:03.000 Okay, so the question was... We're the creative force.
01:00:07.000 Man is the doer, the protector, the strong one physically, but women are the creators of mankind. 1.00
01:00:17.000 Great point.
01:00:18.000 You won this one.
01:00:19.000 And, if they put their head against the wall and take a couple of steps back, they can lift up a chair and stand back up, whereas men can't. 0.99
01:00:27.000 Yep.
01:00:28.000 It was on All in the Family.
01:00:29.000 We are the chair that man lifts up.
01:00:33.000 Okay, let's take a letter.
01:00:35.000 Wait, this was... I just saw this today, and I think this hits on the same thing about girls getting unfavorable sentences or something.
01:00:42.000 It's a normal look for my girlfriend to hit me. 1.00
01:00:45.000 She says yes, blah blah, nothing comes up.
01:00:48.000 You type in boyfriend, something fun happens.
01:00:52.000 It immediately goes for app is available.
01:00:57.000 Wow! 0.98
01:00:58.000 Losers gotta get a new screen. 1.00
01:01:00.000 Yeah. 0.99
01:01:00.000 Yeah. 0.99
01:01:01.000 I think maybe his girlfriend threw it.
01:01:03.000 Okay.
01:01:04.000 Oh yeah.
01:01:07.000 This is someone stealing something I said.
01:01:11.000 Which reminds me, I'd like to toot my own horn, if I may.
01:01:16.000 I was talking on my MAGA dad chat about Kamala Harris.
01:01:22.000 And they were talking about her imminent speech in Poland, I believe it was. 0.99
01:01:27.000 And we were talking about what an idiot she's going to sound like and I hereby predicted the following speech, okay? 1.00
01:01:34.000 This is what I said Kamala Harris was going to say. 1.00
01:01:39.000 Ready?
01:01:40.000 Ready.
01:01:44.000 What do we learn from times like these?
01:01:47.000 We learn what has already been learned for centuries.
01:01:50.000 We learn that this is now and we need to be aware
01:01:56.000 of what the future will hold.
01:01:58.000 And that is what the past has already told us.
01:02:03.000 That war has no real victors but those who write the stories we all try to accept as the truth.
01:02:11.000 But don't.
01:02:13.000 Until we do.
01:02:15.000 Long dramatic pause.
01:02:18.000 Until we do.
01:02:20.000 Amen.
01:02:21.000 And then she awaits an applause and nothing happens.
01:02:24.000 So that's what I guessed her speech would be.
01:02:26.000 Now Ryan, I emailed this to you.
01:02:28.000 This is her speech.
01:02:31.000 I think it's the same thing.
01:02:32.000 It's the same picture.
01:02:35.000 I predicted this speech.
01:02:39.000 That's why we're here today.
01:02:41.000 Because we have the ability to see what can be.
01:02:44.000 Wow.
01:02:45.000 Unburdened by what has been.
01:02:47.000 Wow.
01:02:47.000 And then to make the possible.
01:02:50.000 I don't know what the f*** that was. 0.99
01:02:54.000 Wait, that's f***ing crazy. 0.98
01:02:58.000 And you have receipts, I believe you. 0.96
01:03:00.000 I have receipts, I can prove this. 0.98
01:03:02.000 Holy s***, that's crazy.
01:03:05.000 That's even better than her response to the Russian question proposed by the reporters yesterday that has Russia and America discuss the refugees. 0.97
01:03:17.000 She just laughs.
01:03:18.000 She laughs and says, you showed me this, she laughs and says, a friend in need is a friend in need.
01:03:24.000 You're kidding.
01:03:28.000 She cackles the way the question was like, is it true in college you ate a salad bowl full of M&M's?
01:03:39.000 Let's not get into the M&M's.
01:03:40.000 That was a crazy time.
01:03:42.000 No, no, no. 0.93
01:03:43.000 We're not asking you about a silly thing that you did as a dare.
01:03:45.000 We're talking about foreign policy and refugee status in America and how that will affect our population.
01:03:53.000 She laughs like it's some sort of inside joke we should all be laughing at.
01:03:58.000 Uh oh, that's someone calling me a satanist for believing in evolution.
01:04:06.000 What?
01:04:07.000 So we could, so we got that and now we have to do a mailbag, correct?
01:04:12.000 Do we want to hit the intro to show the people what that looks like?
01:04:15.000 We did hit the mailbag.
01:04:16.000 What do you think?
01:04:16.000 No, we did the thanks for calling.
01:04:20.000 Um haven't I read a letter yet?
01:04:22.000 Okay I've got a letter right here ready to rock.
01:04:24.000 Okay so this is a guy named Buck and he's this though I know why we went off on a tangent because he's stealing what I've said a million times.
01:04:35.000 Last drop of P solution 1.00
01:04:39.000 This man states, basically you trick your dick into thinking it's in your pants. 1.00
01:04:45.000 If I'm at home, I'll sometimes just leave my dick out of my pants. 1.00
01:04:49.000 If I wash my hands and a drop of pee will fall on the bathroom floor. 1.00
01:04:52.000 Or you can wrap your dick in a piece of paper and put it away. 1.00
01:04:55.000 That way you won't get pee in your goddamn knickers, he calls them. 1.00
01:04:59.000 We all know they're wrong with this. 1.00
01:05:02.000 They're what's wrong with this country.
01:05:04.000 I Gavin McInnes hate knickers.
01:05:06.000 That's a very clunky email, but Yeah, here's a trick. 1.00
01:05:11.000 I learned on my own you go piss you shake it and You go to your penis who's looking up you like I can't wait to fucking piss in this guy's door And you go oh, well that was a great pee. 1.00
01:05:24.000 I'm done you put it in your underwear and 1.00
01:05:28.000 You don't let go, and you pull it right back out again.
01:05:32.000 There's four more drops.
01:05:34.000 Dude, I've tried everything.
01:05:35.000 And that works for you?
01:05:36.000 That works for me.
01:05:37.000 It doesn't for me.
01:05:38.000 I do it all the time.
01:05:39.000 I put the paper in the thing, and I'm like, alright, we're done.
01:05:42.000 I even walk away.
01:05:43.000 I take a toilet paper, I put it on the head, and then I start walking away with it in my pants.
01:05:48.000 But you have to remember, it is not a drumstick.
01:05:51.000 You cannot keep tapping it.
01:05:54.000 That's true, but it feels good.
01:05:56.000 So I do it. 0.99
01:05:57.000 No, but sometimes there's still like, if your dick is a syringe, there's still like five cc's of piss sometimes. 0.99
01:06:02.000 It's just zoof. 0.99
01:06:04.000 I've been pissing for half a century and I still, if I don't do that trick or some other like milking or there's the whole prostate thing where you're supposed to get out of your hair. 0.98
01:06:12.000 From your gooch. 0.99
01:06:12.000 From your gooch. 0.99
01:06:13.000 You shovel it out. 1.00
01:06:14.000 I don't have time to fucking make love to myself. 0.99
01:06:17.000 I gotta get back to work. 0.99
01:06:18.000 But still, you'll walk out from the bathroom and you'll feel like,
01:06:22.000 Shake three times and rock and roll. 0.67
01:06:25.000 No matter how you shake your peg, the last we drop runs down your leg.
01:06:29.000 And I go commando in my sweatpants and it shows.
01:06:33.000 I've tried everything.
01:06:35.000 I've tried your techniques.
01:06:36.000 I think you and Anthony were talking about this too.
01:06:38.000 And it's like, there's just nothing you could do.
01:06:39.000 Why do you go commando in your sweatpants?
01:06:41.000 Why are you wearing sweatpants?
01:06:43.000 So many questions.
01:06:43.000 Around my house.
01:06:45.000 You know?
01:06:46.000 Just to walk around.
01:06:47.000 I wear shoes and pants and a buttoned up shirt in my house.
01:06:51.000 You do.
01:06:52.000 Yeah.
01:06:53.000 Well, I like to be a little comfier and I go to the gym a lot too, so just, you know.
01:06:57.000 When I get to the gym, I change out of my pants and I put on my sweat shorts that I have in my gym bag at the gym, which I haven't washed in six years.
01:07:08.000 Basically I piss my pants.
01:07:10.000 Ripe for the pickings. 0.97
01:07:12.000 Okay, have we covered everything there? 1.00
01:07:13.000 Because we've given these people way too much free shit. 0.99
01:07:16.000 Yes, we have. 1.00
01:07:16.000 I go commando everywhere. 1.00
01:07:18.000 Get it?
01:07:21.000 Yeah, we get it.
01:07:22.000 Knock three times on the wall if you're ready.
01:07:26.000 That's a different thing, but also a technique that we use.
01:07:33.000 Okay.
01:07:33.000 So we've done all the service to these freeloaders.
01:07:36.000 Gave them an hour fourteen. 0.91
01:07:38.000 I know, that's ridiculous. 1.00
01:07:39.000 Damn, yo. 0.99
01:07:39.000 I'm not good at my job. 0.99
01:07:40.000 I'm supposed to have cut them off forty minutes ago. 1.00
01:07:44.000 Bastards. 0.99
01:07:44.000 Forty-five minutes ago. 0.99
01:07:46.000 Forty-five.
01:07:48.000 Let's do a super chat, and then we can, we will have done everything.
01:07:51.000 That's correct.
01:07:53.000 Okay, um... Let's see.
01:07:56.000 We've... Did we read this one?
01:07:58.000 We did, Gebin.
01:08:00.000 Kebin! 0.97
01:08:02.000 Gavin, what would be your strategy if you had to do 12 rounds of boxing against Matty for the WBO, whatever the fuck you weigh, weight title of the world, fellow Scotsman? 0.95
01:08:10.000 We're actually around the same weight right now. 0.83
01:08:12.000 I'm 195.
01:08:15.000 What are you weighing in at these days?
01:08:18.000 195.
01:08:18.000 Wow.
01:08:19.000 I'm 106 and loving it.
01:08:22.000 So Matty has a heart condition.
01:08:24.000 Yeah.
01:08:24.000 He can't fight.
01:08:25.000 So let's pretend that he's in tip-top shape.
01:08:28.000 My biggest fear wouldn't be the punches.
01:08:30.000 Not that I'm not scared of Matty's punches.
01:08:31.000 I know they'd be brutal.
01:08:33.000 But my biggest fear here is the number 12. 1.00
01:08:38.000 I mean that's fucking murder. 0.99
01:08:41.000 So my strategy would have nothing to do with actually fighting because I feel like I've already got my vocabulary for punches and it's not great but it's not like I'm gonna learn some crazy fucking... 0.99
01:08:54.000 Twelve rounds is a long time. 0.96
01:08:55.000 Super punch.
01:08:56.000 So I would not drink.
01:08:59.000 I would jog three miles a day.
01:09:01.000 Nothing crazy.
01:09:02.000 Road work.
01:09:03.000 Two miles a day and just try to get my cardio up so I could last.
01:09:08.000 I mean I could always block and take some punches and stuff.
01:09:12.000 No, you have to kick and bite. 1.00
01:09:15.000 Damn. 1.00
01:09:16.000 That's another thing women can do that men can't. 1.00
01:09:17.000 I did not know that was an option.
01:09:19.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:09:20.000 I would kick and bite. 1.00
01:09:21.000 WBO. 0.97
01:09:25.000 My friend Larry fought for the WBO title.
01:09:29.000 Yeah, he's getting inaugurated in the Hall of Fame May 1st.
01:09:31.000 Nice, congratulations Larry Barnes.
01:09:34.000 We celebrate cannibalism.
01:09:37.000 Not officially on the show, that's not our stance officially, but some people can have that opinion.
01:09:41.000 That's a secret, so we're not supposed to tell anyone that.
01:09:44.000 Okay, so there we did it.
01:09:45.000 We did a letter, we did a call, we've got Silvio, Silvia, we've got Matty, we've explained the context here, we've done way more than we should.
01:09:55.000 We only have 45 minutes behind the paywall, but I will tell you that once we go behind the paywall, things get much raunchier. 1.00
01:10:02.000 You son of a bitch. 1.00
01:10:04.000 Much more involved. 1.00
01:10:06.000 I've sort of been taken easy because I'm scared.
01:10:09.000 I'm weak and scared that we're going to get kicked off.
01:10:11.000 It's quiet.
01:10:12.000 Yeah, I know it's quiet for him.
01:10:14.000 Podcast land. 1.00
01:10:15.000 So thank you for tuning in, you fucking freeloaders. 0.99
01:10:18.000 We're about to go behind the paywall now. 0.99
01:10:20.000 We're going to do mostly calls, probably.
01:10:22.000 That seems to be the pattern here.
01:10:24.000 And in the interim, for everyone, both freeloaders and subscribers,
01:10:31.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
01:11:06.000 I'm gonna come.
01:11:13.000 I thought that was a great dishonor to her and to her family.