Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #14 - STOP LISTENING TO LA

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.

00:00:20.000 Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.

00:00:31.000 I haven't danced in a while.

00:00:36.000 You know, like at the club, do you move your pelvis to the beat?

00:00:41.000 Is that gay? 0.97

00:00:43.000 Yes, but I do it.

00:00:45.000 Do you move to the beat?

00:00:47.000 You were moving yesterday.

00:00:48.000 Yeah, but that was joke dancing. 0.57

00:00:50.000 Oh.

00:00:51.000 You got to watch it with joke dancing, man.

00:00:53.000 You'll dance somewhere as a joke, and then the next time you go, ha ha ha, that was funny.

00:00:59.000 And then you go to dance normal and you realize, oh my God, I'm permanently creased.

00:01:05.000 I can't bring it back.

00:01:07.000 I can only do joke dancing.

00:01:09.000 And then sometimes you can't even tell.

00:01:12.000 Like when, you know, that band, what are they called?

00:01:14.000 Haim? 0.63

00:01:15.000 Where they're going, that big hit they have where she's like that in the hair studio. 1.00

00:01:19.000 You and I. Yeah.

00:01:23.000 do-ba-ba-dee-ba-ba-da-ba-da-ba Yeah, I like that song.

00:01:27.000 It's called Forever.

00:01:28.000 Yeah, we can't play it.

00:01:30.000 That's why we had to play our own studio music.

00:01:32.000 I want to help the guy who makes us our music, but I don't want him to get in trubs because we're evil.

00:01:38.000 So I guess contact me if you're looking for cool jams.

00:01:42.000 But yeah, those girls, Haim, I don't even know if they know they're kidding.

00:01:47.000 Jewish girls with a bit of money tend to dance funny, like joke dance. 1.00

00:01:53.000 Yeah.

00:01:55.000 Even lower middle class Jewish girls. 0.89

00:01:58.000 Even like twerking joke dance.

00:01:59.000 Because humor is big in the Jewish community.

00:02:01.000 That jokey dancing is...

00:02:06.000 Go back to that previous picture.

00:02:08.000 Okay.

00:02:08.000 This one.

00:02:09.000 Ryan rates so low, it's shocking, and it might be a generational thing.

00:02:13.000 This is the band we were just talking about.

00:02:15.000 Wish we could play their song, but we have so many copyright violations.

00:02:18.000 YouTube is dying to kill this channel, and it will die.

00:02:23.000 Keeping in context that they're shit-together, cool girls who make great music and have strong personalities because they've been three amigos their entire lives and can grow plants from their head. 0.99

00:02:35.000 I'm going to go with 7, 6.9, 6.89.

00:02:44.000 I'm not going to do this.

00:02:45.000 Going from left towards me.

00:02:47.000 I'm not going to do this again.

00:02:49.000 Do it again.

00:02:50.000 What do you mean?

00:02:51.000 Because this one is too much.

00:02:52.000 You got too much hate?

00:02:53.000 The one in the middle.

00:02:54.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:02:54.000 Just do the picture.

00:02:56.000 Okay, this picture.

00:02:57.000 Because I've seen them before.

00:02:59.000 So in this picture, the one on the left looks the best.

00:03:01.000 She uses 7 point something. 0.77

00:03:03.000 What do you mean seven point something?

00:03:04.000 I'd say it...

00:03:07.000 So it's 7.2.

00:03:10.000 Dude, I gave her a seven. 1.00

00:03:12.000 Oh, really?

00:03:12.000 Damn, I'd hate to go over where you went, but...

00:03:18.000 Yeah.

00:03:19.000 Okay, yeah.

00:03:19.000 Let's go through the transcripts.

00:03:21.000 Okay, so the one in the middle, looking pretty rough.

00:03:23.000 That's a 5.6.

00:03:25.000 That's Lunacy.

00:03:26.000 The one on the right, she's looking all right.

00:03:30.000 She's like a 7.4. 0.91

00:03:31.000 She's the Bruce Willis daughter one.

00:03:33.000 Moon Willis?

00:03:33.000 What's her name?

00:03:35.000 Something like that.

00:03:36.000 Moonface Willis?

00:03:38.000 I'm going to call you Moonface. 1.00

00:03:43.000 So this is a special show.

00:03:46.000 It's free.

00:03:47.000 We're not going to show the whole show free anymore.

00:03:49.000 That's too much free.

00:03:50.000 That's too many goodies.

00:03:52.000 And I'm courting you.

00:03:53.000 I'm trying to get you to subscribe to free speech.tv.

00:03:55.000 And I notice when you're courting, this goes from men and women, ladies.

00:03:59.000 Look at your phone texts.

00:04:02.000 And whatever color, what color are you as the person texting?

00:04:06.000 I'm blue.

00:04:07.000 We're blue.

00:04:07.000 We're blue?

00:04:08.000 As us.

00:04:09.000 Yeah.

00:04:10.000 Well, not with me.

00:04:11.000 I'm green.

00:04:12.000 Ew.

00:04:13.000 And my other people are gray.

00:04:15.000 That's terrible.

00:04:16.000 You have an iPhone, though.

00:04:17.000 So this shouldn't be the case.

00:04:19.000 Well, I have a white background.

00:04:20.000 You tend to have a black background.

00:04:21.000 No, but you still should be blue.

00:04:22.000 Don't let people think that you're green.

00:04:24.000 He's blue, guys.

00:04:26.000 Why would I?

00:04:26.000 It's an elite.

00:04:27.000 It's an elite thing.

00:04:28.000 Okay, well, I'm not a poser.

00:04:31.000 I'm happy to show who I am.

00:04:32.000 I'll even show a conversation.

00:04:35.000 I'm not sure what we can show.

00:04:36.000 Maybe you.

00:04:37.000 I think why you're green is because that's.

00:04:39.000 Oh, now I'm blue with this guy.

00:04:41.000 Yes.

00:04:41.000 Yeah, because that's an iPhone user.

00:04:43.000 No, but before I was green.

00:04:45.000 Anyway, that's boring.

00:04:46.000 So, whatever you are, I'm blue in this one case with Ryan.

00:04:50.000 He's gray.

00:04:51.000 When you scroll, you should see about the same amount of blue as green.

00:04:58.000 For example, here, let's just go through this.

00:05:02.000 Here's a text I had with Ryan where I said, you got that?

00:05:09.000 Yeah.

00:05:09.000 It always focuses on the wrong thing.

00:05:11.000 Focus here.

00:05:13.000 There you go.

00:05:13.000 Wait, wait, wait.

00:05:14.000 There you go.

00:05:15.000 And then I told you 50 motherfucking times to make a Trump 1980 versus Trump 2020.

00:05:20.000 I caught you forgetting, correcting you still, you still, still fucked up. 1.00

00:05:25.000 Also, why the fuck do you not have the URL on it? 0.57

00:05:27.000 Blah, blah, blah.

00:05:28.000 Very simple fucking task.

00:05:30.000 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:05:32.000 Fuck you.

00:05:33.000 So that's the kind of rapport Ryan and I have.

00:05:36.000 But the reason I bring that up is to say when you're scrolling back and forth with someone and you're courting them, Ryan and I are not courting each other, you should see about the same amount as blue and gray.

00:05:47.000 Yes.

00:05:47.000 And I was talking to this, I told you this on a previous episode, but we tend to do greatest hits on this, and we'll be doing greatest hits later.

00:05:53.000 She showed me her phone.

00:05:54.000 I didn't read anything, but I just saw blue, blue, blue, blue, gray.

00:05:57.000 Blue, blue, blue, blue, gray.

00:05:59.000 And I go, bitch, slow it. 1.00

00:06:02.000 You got to slow it down, mate.

00:06:06.000 You, ladies, you should have one blue for his two grays. 1.00

00:06:10.000 Guys, you should have two grays for her one blue. 1.00

00:06:13.000 Because then when you respond, it's like, am I responding to the first thing or the second thing?

00:06:16.000 Sometimes make it a full diary.

00:06:18.000 No, it's not about which text she's responding to.

00:06:22.000 It's about looking desperate.

00:06:24.000 Another tip, guys, for getting poontang, leave early. 1.00

00:06:29.000 Like, leave a party early.

00:06:31.000 When you feel like you've made some waves and everyone laughed at a joke and stuff, and you can sense it might start dying down soon.

00:06:39.000 Maybe it's like 12.40.

00:06:41.000 Irish goodbye.

00:06:43.000 Leave them wanting more.

00:06:46.000 What if there's a guy there like hunting her?

00:06:48.000 Back in Vice days when I would hang out with celebrities, I'd always leave early.

00:06:52.000 I'd always abuse them, leave them drooling for the G. Just like a bottom lip moist with G juice. 0.92

00:07:00.000 Drooling for the G. So anyway, that was an incredibly long way of saying that I felt like giving you the full two and a half hours last week was just too much.

00:07:08.000 We're going to do calls in the second half of the show.

00:07:11.000 You will not be getting those calls.

00:07:13.000 What about the podcast?

00:07:15.000 The podcast will be the full audio.

00:07:17.000 No?

00:07:17.000 Nope.

00:07:18.000 Okay, cool.

00:07:19.000 I can't say leave them wanting more and then give a bunch of audio fuckers a million percent.

00:07:25.000 No.

00:07:26.000 So we'll do this show.

00:07:27.000 We'll get in some greatest hits.

00:07:28.000 We'll show you what free speech.tv is like.

00:07:30.000 We'll talk about fundthewest.org.

00:07:32.000 Proud boys are facing nine years, I'd say, for defending themselves in a fight, and I need to get them more lawyer money.

00:07:40.000 And then we're going to cut you off when we take calls and answer letters and look at stupid videos of fights.

00:07:47.000 Yeah, I answered somebody's complaint yesterday where they were like, why isn't...

00:07:54.000 That webcam sucks?

00:07:55.000 It's been acting up, but I think I can make it work, Frank.

00:07:58.000 Maybe it's the cord.

00:07:59.000 Frankly, it's one of the things I think I can make work.

00:08:01.000 And if I couldn't make it work, then I won't do it.

00:08:02.000 But frankly, I will give it a shot.

00:08:04.000 Ryan is doing his 1980s Trump, ladies and gentlemen.

00:08:06.000 It's a new character he has discovered where he realizes it's totally different from the new Trump.

00:08:12.000 He's more of a mumbly guy trying to inspire confidence in you that he understands what I-beams are and building codes and you should invest in his next building.

00:08:20.000 Whereas now he's selling America, so he's got to be a little bigger.

00:08:24.000 A lot bigger.

00:08:25.000 But somebody was asking me a lot of questions about the audio podcast, and they said, why don't you put it up with any sort of like you care about it?

00:08:32.000 And frankly, we don't care about it anymore because honestly, it's a shitty version.

00:08:36.000 You're just listening to something that should be visual, frankly.

00:08:39.000 I would put up more of the podcast, but I got so much chi in me.

00:08:45.000 And I'm up to like an hour and a half a day here.

00:08:49.000 And I just don't have that much more in me.

00:08:51.000 You know, it's not like other jobs where you have a meeting and you go and get brunch with someone you work with.

00:08:57.000 I got to be on and Razzle Dazzle.

00:09:01.000 Speaking of Razzle and Dazzle, Johnny Apple CBD, it's a pun now.

00:09:07.000 You catch that?

00:09:08.000 It's a CBD company.

00:09:10.000 It goes back to 2015.

00:09:11.000 They call themselves Johnny Apple CBD, like seed.

00:09:15.000 The website is jacbd.com.

00:09:19.000 You know what CBD is, right?

00:09:21.000 It's basically like pot without the pot part.

00:09:26.000 They have gummies that are great for alleving anxiety.

00:09:31.000 Can sleep a lot better.

00:09:32.000 I find this when I'm drinking a lot of bourbon.

00:09:35.000 I think I have to quit bourbon, basically.

00:09:37.000 And by quit, I mean only Fridays and Saturdays.

00:09:41.000 Because I get a good buzz.

00:09:43.000 Then around 11 o'clock, I feel like I have a bronosaurus on my back and I'm dying to just pass out on the floor.

00:09:48.000 And it's not wasted.

00:09:49.000 I could still tom my ABCs, but I get so fucking tired that I faint like an elephant with a tranquilizer dart up his vanal lips.

00:09:57.000 And then I wake up at 4 a.m. on the fucking dot in hell.

00:10:03.000 Like anxiety, death.

00:10:05.000 My children have cancer.

00:10:07.000 I'm getting sued, deported, shot.

00:10:10.000 Everything's broken.

00:10:12.000 There's people coming through my front door trying to kill me.

00:10:15.000 Like just the worst possible things in a huge pile.

00:10:17.000 And then other shit that's not my fault.

00:10:20.000 Like a kid with, a stranger with cancer.

00:10:23.000 God damn it.

00:10:24.000 I saw this fucking picture.

00:10:25.000 I cannot get out of my head.

00:10:26.000 You know when you see something you weren't supposed to see?

00:10:29.000 And it haunts you for days.

00:10:29.000 Yep.

00:10:30.000 Like I'm sure you've seen this picture.

00:10:32.000 Please don't fucking show it.

00:10:33.000 Video of a guy having his cock and balls eaten off by a pit bull.

00:10:38.000 And they're gone.

00:10:39.000 No.

00:10:40.000 They are gone.

00:10:41.000 There is a hole there that you can see, a cavernous hole where his crotch used to be.

00:10:46.000 It's somewhere in the shithole country in the Middle East. 1.00

00:10:46.000 He's tied up. 1.00

00:10:49.000 And he's just going, ah!

00:10:51.000 Oh, it was a torture thing.

00:10:52.000 It was on purpose.

00:10:53.000 It wasn't that.

00:10:53.000 Maybe it was a pedophile.

00:10:54.000 Maybe, you know, it was a good thing.

00:10:56.000 But still, I wish I didn't see that.

00:10:58.000 Now, this isn't that.

00:11:00.000 This picture, maybe I can find it on my phone.

00:11:03.000 It's a little girl consoling her, I'd say, two-year-old brother at the toilet who is puking because he's going through fucking chemo.

00:11:13.000 And I'm actually, it's actually sadistic that I'm pulling this up because I want, yeah, there it is.

00:11:20.000 Oh, that's, I didn't think they were going to be that young.

00:11:22.000 Frick.

00:11:23.000 This is brutal.

00:11:27.000 Oh my God.

00:11:28.000 I'm speaking of the diaper one specifically.

00:11:31.000 Is that the harshest thing you've ever seen?

00:11:35.000 Yeah, I hope it's fake.

00:11:36.000 Oh, no, it's definitely not fake.

00:11:37.000 No, I looked up the family.

00:11:39.000 That definitely sucks.

00:11:40.000 No, I think the good.

00:11:40.000 You got to remember, kids tend to do okay with leukemia much better than us because they can take more shit than we can.

00:11:47.000 They're very robust, especially liver cancer.

00:11:51.000 So I'm pretty sure that kid survived.

00:11:54.000 Good.

00:11:55.000 Maybe you could look that up because that's.

00:11:57.000 But the fact that his sister is consoling him there, because siblings can be pretty mean to each other, but they don't want each other to die.

00:12:05.000 So when the shit hits the fan, they stop being dicks to each other and go, hey, are you okay?

00:12:10.000 That breaks my heart.

00:12:12.000 I'm not sure Johnny Appleseed wants me to include that in.

00:12:18.000 Yeah, where did we just go?

00:12:20.000 We got great advertising for that.

00:12:22.000 Hey, really love the reads.

00:12:24.000 If you couldn't show children dying of cancer while you're showing our product, that would be really great.

00:12:29.000 We'd really appreciate that.

00:12:30.000 Because we can't help with cancer.

00:12:32.000 You better be okay now, or we just lost a sponsor.

00:12:34.000 Yeah, they have a close bond.

00:12:36.000 He's doing right now.

00:12:37.000 He's still pretty bald.

00:12:38.000 I need him.

00:12:38.000 He's still doing chemo.

00:12:39.000 Are you sure?

00:12:40.000 Yeah, it said he's been doing chemo since 2018.

00:12:42.000 Yeah, but you don't know.

00:12:43.000 Oh, 2018.

00:12:45.000 And he's still going through chemo, yep.

00:12:48.000 Anyway, the reason I brought that up is because the gummies help you sleep at night.

00:12:53.000 And you don't wake up lowy like you do with other sleeping supplements.

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00:13:05.000 Johnny Apple CBD will give you the greatest sleep of your life, help alleviate your anxiety, reduce your stress, and it's great for athletic recovery.

00:13:13.000 All the guys at my gym use it.

00:13:14.000 It's an anti-inflammatory.

00:13:16.000 Use the ointment after a workout or a long day of defending yourself against Antifa.

00:13:21.000 That can be murder on your fists, defending yourself against Antifa.

00:13:24.000 You get brutal swelling here and brutal swelling here.

00:13:27.000 And sometimes your eyes burn from pepper spray.

00:13:30.000 I think I'm getting so strong now that I don't mind these extra classes.

00:13:35.000 Like we were whipping a medicine ball at the wall today, naprob.

00:13:39.000 And I went, oh, I guess the next one's going to suck.

00:13:41.000 Next one was planking like this for a minute.

00:13:44.000 No probs.

00:13:46.000 Other one was doing, not push-ups, but you're in a push-up position on a weight and you go like this.

00:13:51.000 Oh, yeah.

00:13:52.000 Do that one.

00:13:53.000 No problem.

00:13:55.000 And then whipping a medicine ball on the ground.

00:13:58.000 No problem.

00:13:59.000 That was pretty cool.

00:14:00.000 I'm just becoming ripped.

00:14:01.000 Look at this.

00:14:02.000 I basically have the arms of Madonna now.

00:14:05.000 That's pretty intense.

00:14:06.000 Or that wrestler, Chyna. 0.99

00:14:08.000 It's a female.

00:14:10.000 I'm in between Madonna and Chyna, and my goal is Carrot Top. 0.61

00:14:16.000 I think that's everybody's goal.

00:14:17.000 That's the top.

00:14:18.000 Frankly.

00:14:19.000 Carrot's the top.

00:14:21.000 Frank!

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00:14:44.000 Support free speech business.

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00:14:48.000 Without further to do, by the way, that's another thing you got to watch.

00:14:53.000 Joke dancing, you do the Carlton or whatever, and then you get out there at a wedding and all you can do is the Carlton.

00:15:00.000 Another dangerous thing is joke names.

00:15:04.000 Like it's without further ado, but I start saying without further ado, and now I can't stop.

00:15:10.000 And I get people like Jim Goad going, dude, it's a do.

00:15:13.000 And I go, I know, but I started to do as a joke and now I can't.

00:15:17.000 Like ostrich-sized.

00:15:18.000 I'm feeling ostrich-sized, can't stop doing that.

00:15:22.000 Yeah, Frankly is a tough one, too.

00:15:24.000 Like I post things on my Instagram all the time saying frankly, and people say that back to me, and I'm like, be careful.

00:15:29.000 Because it will not stop.

00:15:31.000 It doesn't stop.

00:15:32.000 It just never stops.

00:15:33.000 Yeah, I used to work with a guy that said frankly all the time, and he was always lying when he said frankly.

00:15:37.000 Wait, what was the guy that he used to work with that used to say something at the end of his...

00:15:44.000 Did you sell this story before?

00:15:45.000 No.

00:15:46.000 If you're talking about horrible things to say at the end of a phone call, that's a different subject.

00:15:50.000 What is that?

00:15:51.000 You end phone calls with white power, apology accepted, and I love you. 0.82

00:15:58.000 So you're like, okay, well, you guys will be there on Friday?

00:16:00.000 Oh, yeah.

00:16:00.000 Yep.

00:16:01.000 Okay, yeah.

00:16:02.000 Well, I might be a little bit late because I got a thing, but I'll see you there.

00:16:05.000 White power. 0.98

00:16:05.000 All right, cool. 0.98

00:16:06.000 Okay.

00:16:06.000 Oh, I thought it was going to be the other person.

00:16:08.000 No, they're all exactly, they all get the exact same reaction as, what the fuck?

00:16:13.000 I love you is great with Brooklyn.

00:16:15.000 Guys, born and raised in Brooklyn.

00:16:16.000 Okay.

00:16:17.000 All right, Tommy.

00:16:18.000 Love you.

00:16:19.000 And as you're putting the phone down, you can hear, what the?

00:16:21.000 You hear the phone screaming.

00:16:23.000 And then apology accepted.

00:16:25.000 That's more subtle.

00:16:25.000 That makes them mad about 10 seconds later.

00:16:28.000 I like making people mad.

00:16:30.000 I like interrogating war vets with purple hearts like Joe Biggs and saying, what battalion were you in?

00:16:37.000 There's no third battalion.

00:16:39.000 And I also like telling people that they're pronouncing their own name wrong.

00:16:43.000 That really pisses them off.

00:16:44.000 Did you invent that one?

00:16:45.000 Because I've never heard that before.

00:16:46.000 Oh, yeah.

00:16:47.000 What's your name?

00:16:48.000 Ryan Katsu Rivera.

00:16:50.000 Rivera.

00:16:52.000 It's pronounced Rivera.

00:16:52.000 What?

00:16:54.000 And they always, they never go fuck off.

00:16:57.000 No, I think I know my own fucking name.

00:17:00.000 Well, yeah, I know it's Ravira.

00:17:02.000 You know, it's Rivera.

00:17:03.000 Or you tell them it's spelled wrong, too.

00:17:06.000 Stephanie, yeah, that's an F. No, it's a P-H.

00:17:09.000 S-T-E-P-H. 1.00

00:17:10.000 It's an F. Choo! 1.00

00:17:13.000 Anyway, speaking of variety and me boring you, let's see, let's see She Shells by the Seashore. 0.99

00:17:22.000 Ryan Catsu Rivera doing the different types of Trump.

00:17:26.000 And we're using this, by the way, this is a fundraising episode.

00:17:29.000 We're using this to push, oh, before we show this, we're using this to push thestone defensefund.com because shit's going down, I think November.

00:17:39.000 I'm not sure when, but something, oh, I sent you this as a separate email at the last second, Ryan.

00:17:44.000 Something huge just happened in Stone's case.

00:17:47.000 So to be clear, Roger Stone's sin was, they said, they get interrogated by Congress or whatever, and they say, did you do this?

00:17:56.000 Did you do that?

00:17:57.000 And if you go, no, I didn't go to Six Flags, they go, really?

00:18:01.000 Why is this a picture of you at Six Flags?

00:18:03.000 Now you've lied to the FBI, and that's a felony, right?

00:18:08.000 You've lied under oath.

00:18:09.000 Not you made a mistake under oath.

00:18:11.000 You lied.

00:18:12.000 So I always get these.

00:18:18.000 So what they did is, did you ever get an email from Julian Assange?

00:18:21.000 And Roger Stone goes, no.

00:18:24.000 And they go, oh, really?

00:18:25.000 What's this?

00:18:26.000 You're going to jail forever.

00:18:28.000 Now, this is when he was working on the Trump campaign.

00:18:30.000 He was getting literally a thousand emails a day.

00:18:33.000 He got one from Julian Assange that was like, hey, man, is it you shower and I'll show her?

00:18:40.000 I never really got that joke.

00:18:41.000 Is it a porn joke?

00:18:42.000 It was that irrelevant.

00:18:44.000 And Roger Stone goes, no, I don't think so.

00:18:45.000 They go, yeah, you did.

00:18:47.000 Now that's a felony, right?

00:18:49.000 But the, what's the word I'm looking for?

00:18:52.000 The conceit is you and Julian Assange were working to help Russia sabotage the election, sabotage Hillary by leaking the emails with WikiLeaks.

00:19:02.000 And that's why Trump won.

00:19:04.000 So that's collusion with Russia.

00:19:06.000 You encouraged hackers, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:19:09.000 That's the implication.

00:19:11.000 But that's not what the email said.

00:19:13.000 And the judge just said, no, I'm not letting you include that because you never proved that this election was hacked and that Trump or anyone around him had anything to do with it.

00:19:25.000 If that had been proven, then yeah, you'd have a case.

00:19:29.000 And we could talk about The Assange email, and I'd be mad that he didn't tell you he spoke to Julian Assange.

00:19:34.000 But because the Russia thing never panned out, then you can't use it in court.

00:19:38.000 Well, that's all they got.

00:19:40.000 Yeah, that's why it's serious, right?

00:19:42.000 Yeah.

00:19:42.000 It's the only reason why it's a thing.

00:19:44.000 It's 100% about proving that him and Trump worked with Russia.

00:19:48.000 So now he's still fucked, by the way.

00:19:50.000 He's still looking at, god damn it, I don't know, half a million dollars in legal bills just to prove his innocence.

00:19:57.000 And again, more people went to his house than went to Osama bin Laden's house.

00:20:01.000 Osama bin Laden, by the way, is worse than Roger Stone, in case you don't know. 0.64

00:20:04.000 And he's more connected.

00:20:06.000 They had a fucking boat just in case Roger Stone shot and killed the entire SWAT team, all the paramilitary dudes with all their insane AKs and knives and bayonets and smoke bombs.

00:20:19.000 He kills all them.

00:20:25.000 Ah, we're dead.

00:20:26.000 And then like Grand Theft Auto, he's running down his own street.

00:20:30.000 I looked him up and you can see he's about a quarter mile from water, but still he runs.

00:20:35.000 They're all like, where the fuck did he go?

00:20:36.000 He's wearing a dress now and a wig.

00:20:38.000 He did a switcheroo.

00:20:39.000 And then he dives into the water and is in one of those.

00:20:44.000 I guess he has a little mini oxygen tank.

00:20:47.000 Oh, he's underwater?

00:20:48.000 He's underwater.

00:20:49.000 Oh, he's got that thing where he holds onto a dolphin.

00:20:51.000 A mechanical dolphin, I believe they call it.

00:20:53.000 I didn't know you knew that term.

00:20:54.000 Mechanical dolphin.

00:20:56.000 And then they go, nice try, marine.

00:20:59.000 They get him there.

00:21:00.000 And they also brought helicopters just in case he took his helicopter out of there.

00:21:05.000 Yeah, what a doctor's jet there.

00:21:06.000 And also, I want to get to this later on too, with the whole Trump thing.

00:21:11.000 Journalism is at an all-time low.

00:21:13.000 You're just a bunch of tattletale bitches. 1.00

00:21:15.000 You haven't broken a scoop since Watergate.

00:21:18.000 And the fact that they had some dunce cunt from CNN who was there 40 minutes before the bust happened. 0.92

00:21:29.000 And all of you cocksuckers on CNN went, just incredibly tenacious journalism, some great reportage. 0.99

00:21:37.000 Our guy, who's a little kid, by the way, he flew down there the night before.

00:21:41.000 Didn't go, like, if you fly down to do a stakeout at Roger Stone's house, oh, that's him, yeah.

00:21:46.000 He's a child.

00:21:46.000 Look at him.

00:21:48.000 He's a little HuffPo blogger.

00:21:51.000 He's a Daily Beast intern.

00:21:53.000 David Shortel, that's his name.

00:21:56.000 So if you're going to fly to do a stakeout, stakeouts are usually about a week, I'd say.

00:22:00.000 We'll talk to some private detectives, but they're about a week.

00:22:04.000 He flies there, stays at the hotel the night before, gets up around 4, gets the rental car, gets in there, drives down there.

00:22:13.000 4.20, he's there.

00:22:14.000 5 o'clock.

00:22:15.000 Woo! 0.99

00:22:16.000 Ah, did it.

00:22:17.000 World's best stakeout artist.

00:22:18.000 And no one went near that.

00:22:20.000 No one went near that obvious fraud.

00:22:23.000 And they're still sticking by their guns.

00:22:25.000 And by the way, David Chartel, the man with the greatest instincts in the history of journalism, who just sensed that there'd be a massive bust, he hasn't done anything before or since.

00:22:34.000 Isn't that kind of weird?

00:22:36.000 That LeBron James played one basketball game and got a bunch of points.

00:22:41.000 I don't know anything about basketball.

00:22:43.000 Got a bunch of home runs and then never played basketball before or after that?

00:22:48.000 I have a theory.

00:22:49.000 What's your theory?

00:22:50.000 He got beginner's luck, and now he's been on a stakeout ever since.

00:22:55.000 Like right after the Stone win, he started another stakeout.

00:22:57.000 He's still on that stakeout right now.

00:22:59.000 The media totally ignored that.

00:23:02.000 That's a scoop that needs to be investigated.

00:23:05.000 No, Roger Stone needs to be investigated.

00:23:07.000 Anyway, sorry.

00:23:09.000 Sorry to get so serial.

00:23:11.000 Are you CVS?

00:23:13.000 Let's check out Ryan's new discovery.

00:23:19.000 So when it comes to impressions, there's really two Trumps.

00:23:23.000 Is that correct?

00:23:24.000 Yeah, there's the 1980s Trump where he's just kind of...

00:23:31.000 Show is 80s Trump.

00:23:32.000 Oh, you want to see it?

00:23:33.000 Yeah.

00:23:34.000 Oh, yeah, 80s Trump is like a quieter type of guy, you know, frankly.

00:23:38.000 He talks about a lot of things.

00:23:39.000 You know, frankly, addressing Roger Stone, you know, he was a very brilliant strategist.

00:23:44.000 A lot of people aren't quite brilliant the way he is, but he got the job done.

00:23:47.000 He went in there.

00:23:48.000 He did a tremendous job for Reagan.

00:23:50.000 And frankly, I think he's going to do really good jobs for George W. Bush also.

00:23:54.000 Are you thinking of running for president, 80s Trump?

00:23:57.000 No, and Roger Stone has actually brought that to my attention.

00:24:00.000 He would be my running mate and help support my campaign.

00:24:03.000 And frankly, it's not something I'd really want to do right now.

00:24:07.000 There's a lot of people that could do the job, but I frankly don't think I would do the job.

00:24:09.000 There's a lot of people that could do it, but I just hope they would do a good job.

00:24:13.000 Okay, so now let's go to 2019.

00:24:15.000 He's much more...

00:24:19.000 He's super bombastic and loud and very insulting.

00:24:26.000 He likes insulting people.

00:24:27.000 Can I just introduce hands?

00:24:29.000 How Asian is either of these guys?

00:24:33.000 Not Asian at all, basically. 1.00

00:24:34.000 Okay.

00:24:35.000 Just had to jump in there.

00:24:36.000 So why would that be?

00:24:37.000 Let's just curious.

00:24:38.000 So let's hear 2019 Trump as opposed to the sort of quiet guy from the 80s.

00:24:38.000 Okay.

00:24:43.000 Well, hands on the podium, first of all.

00:24:43.000 Right.

00:24:45.000 Very handsy.

00:24:47.000 Gonna wanna squeeze the torso with the So that's the physical aspect. 1.00

00:24:54.000 But let me tell you about Roger Stone.

00:24:56.000 They've pilloried Roger Stone, vilified him, tried to destroy him.

00:25:02.000 They're doing their best to take him down.

00:25:05.000 And why?

00:25:06.000 Because an email, out of millions of emails, he might have said something to Julia Assange.

00:25:12.000 Julian Assange, great guy, by the way.

00:25:13.000 No, he said he didn't get an email from Julian Assange, but he did.

00:25:16.000 So he forgot about an email.

00:25:18.000 Forgot about one email.

00:25:21.000 Imagine all the emails out there.

00:25:23.000 He didn't do a Hillary where she deleted 30,000 of them.

00:25:28.000 We hate her, don't we?

00:25:29.000 She's really crooked.

00:25:31.000 Really gross.

00:25:32.000 He'll walk away from the podium.

00:25:33.000 She's really gross. 1.00

00:25:34.000 And everybody goes wild.

00:25:38.000 Point at people.

00:25:39.000 Didn't they send more people to Rogers House than Osama bin Laden, Donald?

00:25:44.000 It looked like a James Bond villain capture.

00:25:49.000 Really crazy stuff, folks.

00:25:51.000 Boats, helicopters, you name it.

00:25:53.000 The whole works.

00:25:54.000 Really crooked stuff.

00:25:56.000 Real creepy.

00:25:58.000 So why are the two Trumps so different, 80s and 2019?

00:26:01.000 Well, I think it's because 80s Trump was a businessman.

00:26:05.000 He was trying to sell real estate, and nobody wants a madman going in there swinging and yelling tons of stuff at people because it's more of a boardroom type thing.

00:26:14.000 You're going to want to pitch buildings and know what you're talking about about zoning and rights and all these things.

00:26:19.000 So much more soft-spoken, convincing team.

00:26:24.000 And what about now?

00:26:25.000 Older Trump, he has to sell the idea of America.

00:26:30.000 Big, big country, most important country in the world.

00:26:34.000 Greatest country in the world.

00:26:36.000 So he's on a grand stage, the most powerful person, and he has to project to all these people, not just American people, all sorts of people, frankly.

00:26:48.000 Lot more people.

00:26:50.000 And he has to be that way, because nowadays you can get vilified for just being a patriot and liking America at all.

00:27:00.000 So he has to be very strong and bold against everybody in the media, everybody that hates him, Antifa.

00:27:08.000 Goes from the bottom to the top.

00:27:10.000 This is big, folks.

00:27:12.000 And what can we do if we want to defend these people that have been vilified in this era of anti-Americanism?

00:27:18.000 Where can we go to defend, say, Roger Stone?

00:27:20.000 Go to stone defensefund.com.

00:27:25.000 That's again, stone defensefund.com.

00:27:29.000 You know, it's a great fund, and there's a lot of people that are funding things, but frankly, I think this is one of the great things that you could fund.

00:27:37.000 That's terrible.

00:27:39.000 It's too long.

00:27:39.000 Way too long.

00:27:44.000 We got to do a short version of that.

00:27:45.000 We did, but it was.

00:27:46.000 We're cramming way too much stuff in there, too.

00:27:48.000 That was our first run at it.

00:27:51.000 I showed the folks at home my screaming text message in all caps about how to tell you things 9 billion times.

00:27:58.000 And in that video, you wrote 80s Trump instead of Trump 1980.

00:28:03.000 Trump 1980 matches with Trump 2020.

00:28:05.000 It's a double entender.

00:28:06.000 Right.

00:28:09.000 You also said Trump 19, 2018.

00:28:11.000 Yes, I did in the audio.

00:28:13.000 It's riddled.

00:28:14.000 But as I explained to you yesterday while we were working on it, the Trump 2020 is an important thing to write because it also implies that he'll be winning the election.

00:28:22.000 Yes.

00:28:23.000 Well, the finished version that'll go to Roger Stone and on YouTube.

00:28:27.000 It's the one going to Roger Stone.

00:28:29.000 It's going to be God.

00:28:30.000 But that's all we have right now.

00:28:31.000 Yeah.

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00:29:10.000 I think I'm just going to pay the pay-per-view.

00:29:12.000 I don't give a shit if it's $70.

00:29:14.000 You know why?

00:29:15.000 Why?

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00:29:24.000 You end up spending $80 on drinks because it's super expensive there.

00:29:29.000 And you go out before and after.

00:29:31.000 And unless you have two rows back, unless you're getting hit with Vaseline from their faces, you end up just looking at it on the giant monitor.

00:29:40.000 I think I'm done with major fights.

00:29:42.000 I love seeing small town fights in a little area like MSG has that little room.

00:29:46.000 It's called like the Hulu room or something.

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00:29:50.000 Here's my new rule.

00:29:51.000 I just made this up right now.

00:29:53.000 If it's not easy for you to throw a tennis ball and hit one of the boxers, I don't mean like fucking yeah.

00:30:01.000 I mean just like fucking boo.

00:30:05.000 That's an Ottawa Valley thing.

00:30:06.000 We throw fuck into everything.

00:30:08.000 Playing frisbee, we go, mmm, fuck.

00:30:11.000 Mm, fuck.

00:30:12.000 Mmm fuck. 0.51

00:30:14.000 You'll even say it in stuff like discussions, arguments about love.

00:30:19.000 I love you, fuck.

00:30:21.000 I wanted to be there for anniversary, fuck.

00:30:25.000 Yep, even if you're in a surgeon's office in ER and you got your face cut open, he'll be sewing it.

00:30:32.000 And even though he's obviously a professional making really good money, he'll go, mmm, fuck.

00:30:40.000 Fuck.

00:30:41.000 I think it's spelled FK.

00:30:43.000 Fuck.

00:30:45.000 It's sort of like the way when they censor words, like the N word, they'll go N, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, A. We go F asterisk K. You do, you do use it a lot.

00:30:57.000 It's like a thing.

00:30:58.000 What are you doing?

00:30:59.000 Fuck.

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00:31:47.000 I believe they're welterweights.

00:31:48.000 That's at like 145 pounds.

00:31:52.000 Errol Spence in that picture is the guy with the cornrows, I guess.

00:31:55.000 Yeah.

00:31:56.000 And Sean Porter's bigger guy.

00:31:58.000 Sean Porter is a quiet man, very proud of himself, very successful fighter.

00:32:03.000 I'm on Errol Spence Jr.

00:32:05.000 If I was a betting man, which I am, and I will be, I will be betting on Errol Spence Jr.

00:32:11.000 And I'll be watching it from my home.

00:32:13.000 Errol Spence Jr. is a brawler.

00:32:16.000 There's boxers and there's fighters.

00:32:17.000 Sean Porter is a boxer.

00:32:19.000 Spence is a fighter.

00:32:20.000 He's kind of like Tyson.

00:32:22.000 He looks like him too.

00:32:24.000 Yeah, a little, but he's got some Tyson in there, yeah.

00:32:26.000 He's also got some 50 Cent.

00:32:29.000 50 Cent.

00:32:30.000 Ji-ji-ji-ji-j-jiji. 1.00

00:32:31.000 I'm going to start dressing like a rich black guy. 1.00

00:32:33.000 You already do sometimes.

00:32:35.000 Remember, Nikki Glazer said, You look like a nine-year-old who just found $8,000?

00:32:41.000 Yeah.

00:32:41.000 By the way, she's done.

00:32:43.000 We're dumping Nikki Glazer.

00:32:44.000 We don't love her anymore.

00:32:46.000 We were so in love with her, and we were so happy with that roast.

00:32:50.000 Did you see in the notes there, she talked about the ones she couldn't use on Stern?

00:32:55.000 Yeah, there's this one right here.

00:32:56.000 Yep.

00:32:59.000 Frankly, very disappointed.

00:33:01.000 Caitlin Jenner, what a beautiful woman you killed with your car four years ago. 0.54

00:33:08.000 I love that you're one woman who can't menstruate but still manages to have blood on her hands. 1.00

00:33:08.000 That's really good. 1.00

00:33:14.000 I didn't write that one.

00:33:15.000 A man did, and you can tell because it implies that women, when they have their periods, they just have their blood all over their hands. 1.00

00:33:20.000 Right, right.

00:33:21.000 He has no idea.

00:33:23.000 So I loved that joke.

00:33:24.000 Right.

00:33:25.000 I know.

00:33:25.000 And then I go to the moment.

00:33:26.000 I know a lot of people think, you know, I called her a bad parent.

00:33:30.000 I said, Stevie Wonder sees his kids more than you do.

00:33:33.000 The Hills is streaming on MTV right now.

00:33:35.000 If you want to go watch Brody grow up, I know you missed that the first time.

00:33:39.000 That's a mean.

00:33:40.000 I know.

00:33:41.000 You're a dinner anti-class.

00:33:42.000 Isn't it funny, too, how we live in a society that is so politically correct that you can't say things lest you might offend a person of color or a gay person, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:33:55.000 But you can't, but someone who murdered a woman gets full protection.

00:34:02.000 No, no, no, no.

00:34:03.000 Don't say anything mean to someone who.

00:34:04.000 And it's not because she's trans.

00:34:07.000 It's because Caitlin Jenner is a celebrity and she went, I'm calling her she, she went to this roast and Nikki Glazer was told, no, you can't talk about the woman you murdered.

00:34:17.000 We're so protective of murderers.

00:34:19.000 What is that?

00:34:20.000 Murders and pedos.

00:34:22.000 Yeah.

00:34:23.000 Don't embarrass our pedophiles.

00:34:24.000 Like Tommy Robinson went to jail twice for offending pedophiles.

00:34:29.000 Sorry about that.

00:34:30.000 Won't happen again.

00:34:31.000 I forgot they're a protected class.

00:34:33.000 Republican, you're a member of two groups that have fucked the most black men.

00:34:38.000 You went from a man to a woman. 1.00

00:34:40.000 You have the fifth most plastic surgery in your family.

00:34:44.000 Whoa.

00:34:45.000 Haven't seen her in a while.

00:34:47.000 Yeah.

00:34:47.000 She's shocking looking.

00:34:49.000 Well, she's probably 65 years old, dude. 0.99

00:34:51.000 No, but the hair color.

00:34:52.000 You know what you're going to look like when you're 65?

00:34:54.000 You're going to look like a weird Asian cashew.

00:34:56.000 Yeah, but I'm not going to dye my hair to look like a floating.

00:34:59.000 I have to have hair.

00:35:00.000 She looks like a found corpse. 0.81

00:35:02.000 She's a grandma.

00:35:03.000 Okay.

00:35:03.000 I'm sorry, Granny.

00:35:04.000 Found corpse.

00:35:05.000 Alec, you're so East Coast.

00:35:06.000 I love it.

00:35:07.000 As a New Yorker, I just appreciate that about you.

00:35:10.000 In the Big Apple, we have a saying that it's not spring until you see Alec Baldwin handcuffed in cargo shorts.

00:35:16.000 That one wasn't great.

00:35:17.000 We should have cut it off.

00:35:17.000 I couldn't believe that.

00:35:18.000 Anyway, she said that Shane Gillis should have been fired because he said all kinds of racist shit.

00:35:24.000 We covered this last week, right?

00:35:26.000 We showed his magic video where he predicted all this.

00:35:29.000 He was a fireman where he got fired for being a Trump supporter, even though he saved his family.

00:35:33.000 Very spooky.

00:35:34.000 It included the firehouse that did get closed down for being politically incorrect, totally coincidentally.

00:35:42.000 But yeah, again, what was the racist thing he said?

00:35:46.000 He said they were joking, big detail, about Chinatown and how they seem to just appear out of nowhere.

00:35:53.000 And then people are like, what is all these weird Shanghai looking houses?

00:35:56.000 And then Shane goes, what are all these chinks doing here? 1.00

00:35:58.000 No, he said, people are like, what are all these chinks doing here?

00:36:01.000 So he was lampooning racism.

00:36:03.000 But no, can't work in this town again.

00:36:05.000 Anyway, some cunt. 1.00

00:36:08.000 What's his name?

00:36:10.000 Seth Abramson or something?

00:36:14.000 Seth Abramovich.

00:36:15.000 Abramovich.

00:36:16.000 At the Hollywood Reporter.

00:36:18.000 The Hollywood Reporter, the name should be a joke.

00:36:22.000 You should laugh when you hear Hollywood Reporter.

00:36:25.000 But here in Clown World, that's like, oh, someone from The Hollywood Reporter is here.

00:36:30.000 Oh, I give a shit.

00:36:31.000 And you look at their articles.

00:36:32.000 They'll have a political article.

00:36:33.000 They'll have an article about free speech.

00:36:34.000 And then their other seven articles are about like Kim Kardashian's ass.

00:36:38.000 So it's not like they have a serious division.

00:36:40.000 No, they just have all Clown World and occasionally will accidentally touch on something that involves serious shit like our personal freedoms.

00:36:49.000 And women, mostly, take them seriously. 1.00

00:36:53.000 The left takes them seriously.

00:36:55.000 The left cares what the fucking Hollywood reporter has to say.

00:36:58.000 For the first time in history, Hollywood is not a joke to these people because we are living in a mentally obese era of incuriosity.

00:37:08.000 Anyway, this clown talks about how the Shane Gillis firing exposed a growing rift in stand-up.

00:37:16.000 Yeah, basically pussies and people who don't like being pushed around, people who want to stand their ground.

00:37:24.000 And the ones who don't want to be pushed around in comedy realize that the pussies are killing their entire genre, their entire profession, their entire vocation. 1.00

00:37:33.000 If you don't have freedom in comedy, you don't have comedy.

00:37:37.000 You don't have Louis C.K., which we don't anymore.

00:37:39.000 You won't have Dave Chappelle.

00:37:41.000 You won't have Bill Burr.

00:37:43.000 Do I seem kind of dark?

00:37:44.000 I don't mean personality-wise.

00:37:47.000 Tony is set.

00:37:48.000 Like this World War II helmet looks like it's goth.

00:37:52.000 Yeah, it does.

00:37:53.000 Have you moved anything?

00:37:54.000 No?

00:37:56.000 Weird.

00:37:57.000 Anyway, let me read you some of this.

00:37:59.000 If the pro-Gillis faction has a rebel base, it would be Gas Digital.

00:38:02.000 A subscription streaming network charges $8.50 a month.

00:38:06.000 We charge $10 a month.

00:38:07.000 But there's way more content.

00:38:09.000 And because we don't have a huge group like Gas Digital, I get to keep all the money.

00:38:14.000 So we'd encourage you to go with free speech.tv, $100 a year, save two months, and not Gas Digital.

00:38:21.000 No, you can afford both.

00:38:23.000 Based in New York City's village and catering to alt-right sensibilities.

00:38:27.000 That's right.

00:38:28.000 Legion of Skanks caters to alt-right sensibilities.

00:38:32.000 What are you talking about?

00:38:34.000 Or what others see as envelope pushing.

00:38:36.000 So others see it as envelope pushing, but I am the author and I know what's really going on and they're alt-right.

00:38:42.000 These comedians, Dave Smith, Louis J. Gomez, Big J. Okerson, they appeal to alt-right sensibilities.

00:38:48.000 So I guess they appeal to white nationalism and anti-Semitism is what Seth is getting at here.

00:38:55.000 What a fucking clown.

00:38:58.000 Anything goes comedy In the vein of Lenny Bruce or Sam Kinnison.

00:39:01.000 Yeah, they throw that in, right?

00:39:03.000 So you can't pillory them for using alt-right.

00:39:05.000 Gillis, I guess Lenny Bruce and Sam Kinnison are alt-right in this case.

00:39:08.000 Gillis was a regular on its airwaves.

00:39:12.000 It's where he cracked his Andrew Yang jokes, as well as another in which he referred to Judd Appetow and actor Chris Getthard as white faggot comics. 0.97

00:39:22.000 I did not know that he said that.

00:39:24.000 That's a very bad word.

00:39:25.000 Judd Appetow.

00:39:26.000 Judd Appetow, who tweeted a picture of me and Tucker joking about how many chicks we fucked, and wrote, this is us at our worst.

00:39:36.000 That's Chris Gethgard.

00:39:38.000 And then Chris Getthard, who did a whole special on how I'm depressed.

00:39:42.000 Just like Nick Brennan.

00:39:43.000 I have a disease called depression.

00:39:46.000 Or fucking Greg Goldman, the great depressed.

00:39:48.000 At least Greg Goldman was genuinely depressed.

00:39:50.000 Getthard and fucking the other dude, the Dave Chappelle guy, Neil Brennan, they're just pretending.

00:39:57.000 It's a disease.

00:39:58.000 Anyway, there's so much cuckage going on here.

00:40:01.000 I have trouble focusing.

00:40:04.000 Louis J. Gomez said, it's funny because when you said one side is very tolerant and inclusive, I was like, yeah, that's the side I'm on.

00:40:10.000 Gomez, who co-hosts the series of Legion of Skanks, half a million downloads per episode, insists any characterization of his network as alt-right is wildly off base.

00:40:23.000 Yeah, because it is, Seth.

00:40:25.000 We're on the side of funny, he says.

00:40:27.000 We're just trying to create freely.

00:40:28.000 I think when you get off Twitter and Reddit and YouTube, you find people who aren't super sensitive about jokes.

00:40:32.000 That's true.

00:40:33.000 Like you go to a Dave Smith night at the stand-up or something and you see everyone's laughing, multicultural, multiracial.

00:40:40.000 Just like my talk at the Manhattan Republican Club, the Antifa outside were the rich white kids, the humorless rich white kids. 0.64

00:40:46.000 And inside was a much more multicultural, gay, Jewish, old, young crowd than outside.

00:40:54.000 Anyway, he keeps, so he keeps talking about how Gomez distances himself from the alt-right label.

00:40:59.000 There's two paragraphs about that.

00:41:01.000 Maybe you're wrong about alt-right.

00:41:06.000 But here's proof he's alt-right.

00:41:08.000 He had Milo Yiannopoulos on the Skanks podcast, which led to a firestorm of protests.

00:41:16.000 So they had to do it in a different room.

00:41:18.000 And then he says, Yiannopoulos, who's infamous for singing America the Beautiful to a room full of Ziegheiling Nazis.

00:41:27.000 First of all, let me just, I know this is tedious for me to explain all these allegations, but it's worth it just so you know how baseless they are, that I just focus on them once in a while and tell you the truth.

00:41:37.000 Three people Ziegheiled at a karaoke party he was at, he did not know them.

00:41:42.000 They were assholes.

00:41:44.000 Okay, it was not a room full of people Ziegiling. 1.00

00:41:47.000 They were fucking with him because they're dicks.

00:41:50.000 And also, Milo's blind as a fucking bat.

00:41:53.000 If you ever see him read, he wears Mr. Magoo glasses this big.

00:41:57.000 You can go like this to him and he'll go, hey, peace to you too, man.

00:42:00.000 And it's getting worse.

00:42:01.000 He has a degenerative eye disease.

00:42:03.000 So he couldn't see those people.

00:42:05.000 He was not serenading them, as Seth implies here.

00:42:10.000 And then he says, he led a vicious Twitter attack on SNL's Leslie Jones.

00:42:16.000 No, he didn't.

00:42:17.000 He joked about her being ugly once.

00:42:19.000 Then a hacker went on Leslie Jones' Twitter feed and said, I hate faggots or something like that, and directed it at Milo.

00:42:29.000 Leslie goes, I didn't write that.

00:42:30.000 I've been hacked.

00:42:32.000 So Jack's response is, don't worry, Leslie.

00:42:34.000 We'll ban Milo forever because you were hacked.

00:42:37.000 That's how logic works.

00:42:40.000 So believe it or not, Milo was the victim in this quote-unquote vicious attack.

00:42:47.000 And then he also says that, what does he say here?

00:42:52.000 Gomez has also engaged in a freewheeling podcast talk with Gavin McInnes, the vice media co-founder, turn right-wing leader of the neo-fascist Proud Boys.

00:43:00.000 Jesus Christ.

00:43:03.000 Neo-fascist.

00:43:05.000 We're at 43 minutes, by the way, for all the freebie folks.

00:43:08.000 Well, I want to talk about Fun the West and Tommy before we cut everyone off.

00:43:13.000 This episode's going by surprisingly fast.

00:43:15.000 I also want to talk about Terrence Howard and how insane he is.

00:43:18.000 He's been pushing for a movement that says one times one equals two, and he has proof.

00:43:23.000 I don't know.

00:43:24.000 I don't know.

00:43:25.000 What do you mean?

00:43:25.000 I like the guy, but I can't really follow him on that whole thing.

00:43:28.000 Well, you're wrong.

00:43:29.000 We can prove it.

00:43:30.000 Anyway, you'll miss out on that, non-payers. 0.63

00:43:32.000 Yeah, what else would they miss out on?

00:43:34.000 Are we cutting?

00:43:35.000 What does he say about Million Dollar Extreme?

00:43:36.000 A sketch comedy show with alt-right leanings.

00:43:39.000 Says who? 0.65

00:43:41.000 There's no evidence of anything.

00:43:42.000 So you just say it.

00:43:44.000 You support alt-right sensibilities.

00:43:46.000 Alt-right is anti-Semitic.

00:43:48.000 You don't support Israel. 0.61

00:43:49.000 You don't like Jews. 1.00

00:43:51.000 You're also a racist.

00:43:53.000 You think whites should be separate from other people. 0.99

00:43:55.000 You think whites are superior. 0.99

00:43:57.000 If you find someone who believes those two things, you should go buy a lottery ticket because it's fucking rare.

00:44:04.000 It's very, very unusual.

00:44:07.000 And to have a show on Adult Swim or a successful podcast that gets half a million downloads, not happening.

00:44:13.000 Not happening.

00:44:14.000 These people do exist.

00:44:15.000 We found them last week.

00:44:16.000 Remember that Nationalist Socialist 88 site where they showed eight people Z Giling? 0.97

00:44:22.000 You don't get to just bandy that word around.

00:44:24.000 And as for neo-fascist, you're an illiterate fuckface.

00:44:28.000 Fascism is mostly an economic model.

00:44:31.000 It's when a despot and a dictator says, all right, I'm going to have my czar of education, my czar of energy, so I'll have a bunch of mini dictatorships within my blanket dictatorship.

00:44:43.000 That's what fascism is.

00:44:45.000 It also doesn't allow for freedom of speech.

00:44:47.000 So you wouldn't have a free speech.tv platform if you were a fascist.

00:44:51.000 Now, Hitler took it into anti-Semitism and white identity politics.

00:44:56.000 That was him.

00:44:57.000 Japan, not big on the anti-Semitism, but big on the were better, but it was the Japanese who were better. 1.00

00:45:02.000 And then Italy, same thing, but the Italians are better, not big on the anti-Semitism.

00:45:06.000 So your definition of fascism is fucking pathetic.

00:45:09.000 And then to add NEO in there, what does that mean, new fascism?

00:45:13.000 You're the one getting people fired, douche.

00:45:16.000 You're the one advocating for Shane Gillis being punished for a fucking joke or distorting the words of Milo and depersoning him and pretending he did things he didn't do.

00:45:27.000 And here's the clincher.

00:45:28.000 Seth Abramson, is that it?

00:45:32.000 Seth Abramovich.

00:45:33.000 Abramovich.

00:45:34.000 He was fired from Gawker for using the N-word.

00:45:38.000 Kanye West came up with his clothing line called Donda, which is named after his mother who passed away in a horrific liposuction accident, I believe.

00:45:49.000 And Seth declared that Donda is an acronym for Original Niggas Dresses IET.

00:45:58.000 So this is what I want to say about this fucker.

00:46:01.000 The only thing worse than a piece of shit following this bullshit agenda of pretending people are neo-fascist and canceling people and enjoying them getting fired and being a cunt like Nikki who says, no, he should have been fired.

00:46:16.000 The only thing worse than that is when you've been a victim of it too.

00:46:20.000 That is especially filthy.

00:46:23.000 That's especially nauseating when you've been fucked over for a dumb joke and then you join the witch hunt and advocate for it by making up stupid terms like neo-fascist and throwing alt-right at everyone.

00:46:38.000 That's worse.

00:46:39.000 I mean, think about it.

00:46:40.000 A witch comes out of the water. 0.98

00:46:42.000 They go, oh, you're not a witch.

00:46:43.000 You're alive.

00:46:44.000 You almost drowned.

00:46:46.000 And then that same person goes, let's go on a witch hunt.

00:46:49.000 I want to join the fucking mob.

00:46:52.000 Disgusting?

00:46:54.000 Speaking of disgusting and being pilloried, before I cut you off, Tommy Trigger's being sentenced Monday.

00:46:54.000 All right.

00:47:03.000 He's looking at, I'd say, five years in prison.

00:47:06.000 Now, I sent you this as a separate email.

00:47:08.000 This is a guy they called a neo-fascist back in, I think, Portland.

00:47:14.000 This is about five, six years ago now.

00:47:15.000 So he moved.

00:47:16.000 I got to get away from these lunatics.

00:47:16.000 Fine.

00:47:18.000 Show his face, please.

00:47:21.000 I got to get away from these Antifa lunatics.

00:47:23.000 By the way, the Fund the West, take that away because that's for a different thing.

00:47:28.000 And so he goes to Chicago.

00:47:29.000 They find him in Chicago.

00:47:31.000 And at one point, he's walking down the street.

00:47:33.000 Some guy in one of those little, what's it called?

00:47:36.000 Ho Chi Minh Trail rickshaw thing says, that guy's a fascist, attacks, puts down his rickshaw and attacks Tommy.

00:47:42.000 Another time he's playing pool with that chick you just showed. 1.00

00:47:45.000 They start beating him with pool cues in the pool hall.

00:47:49.000 And he gets 14 stitches, staples in the back of his head.

00:47:53.000 There's his head.

00:47:56.000 So, and then they keep taunting him saying, you want to go play pool, Tommy?

00:48:00.000 And putting up posters in their neighborhood.

00:48:02.000 So he's always on guard, right?

00:48:03.000 He goes to this show.

00:48:05.000 This is now about a year ago.

00:48:07.000 And I think it was Dropkick Murphy's.

00:48:09.000 And they see him and they go, there he is.

00:48:11.000 And he goes, oh, fuck, here we go again.

00:48:12.000 I'm getting my head opened up.

00:48:13.000 So he tries to leave.

00:48:15.000 They corner him.

00:48:16.000 These guys with skin head tattooed on their hands corner him, get him in a corner. 0.90

00:48:20.000 Then they all start rushing him like they're going to beat the living shit out of him like they do many times.

00:48:24.000 And he goes, guys, guys, come on, step back, step back.

00:48:27.000 I don't want any trouble.

00:48:28.000 And they go, you're getting trouble.

00:48:29.000 I need to be the guy that beat up Tommy Trigger.

00:48:31.000 So he goes, pulls out a knife and he goes, just please get back, get back.

00:48:37.000 Now, when you pull out a knife, everyone's supposed to go, whoa, whoa.

00:48:40.000 Sane people go, whoa, whoa, whoa. 0.86

00:48:43.000 Calm down.

00:48:44.000 They don't even hesitate.

00:48:46.000 They keep rushing him.

00:48:47.000 One of the dudes, the main guy who's rushing him, has 40 pounds on Tommy.

00:48:50.000 This towering Hulk comes at him and Tommy just goes, fucking, stabs both of them.

00:48:55.000 Not like, but like, swipe, swipe.

00:49:00.000 So he's looking at attempted murder.

00:49:02.000 In fact, the judge said, you're lucky this isn't a murder charge.

00:49:06.000 You're lucky they lived.

00:49:07.000 What?

00:49:08.000 It is a crystal clear case of self-defense.

00:49:12.000 The sentencing is happening Monday, so there's nothing we can do.

00:49:16.000 That's why there's no more fund for him.

00:49:19.000 But these three guys.

00:49:25.000 Max, John, and Dave.

00:49:27.000 Dave hasn't started his trial yet.

00:49:29.000 Is that Dave or Doug?

00:49:31.000 Dave.

00:49:32.000 What?

00:49:32.000 It was Doug or Dave?

00:49:34.000 Dave.

00:49:34.000 Okay.

00:49:35.000 David Kiriakose.

00:49:38.000 An Indian gentleman, a brown gentleman.

00:49:40.000 He's part of this multiracial white supremacy. 0.81

00:49:42.000 Then there's John, whose wife and kids are black.

00:49:45.000 He just had another black baby.

00:49:47.000 Then there's Max, who is white.

00:49:48.000 You got one white guy in the group, or at least one non-race mixing white guy. 0.71

00:49:52.000 Although his last girlfriend... 0.99

00:49:54.000 Latina.

00:49:56.000 We're raising money for them for their appeal because they are looking at, well, technically 15 years, but the lawyers I talk to, and I'm not just talking about lawyers involved in the case, say it's looking like nine.

00:50:11.000 Nine fucking years.

00:50:12.000 Now, I've already done a video on this.

00:50:14.000 You could maybe pull up, where I talk about a massive Antifa fight that night that was very neo-fascist.

00:50:21.000 They beat the shit out of a journalist and took his equipment.

00:50:23.000 Kai Russo, Caleb Perkins, and Finbar Sloanem, who also goes by the names Solange and Soren.

00:50:31.000 Slonum, that's a guy.

00:50:35.000 And those three, well, just play a bit of the tape.

00:50:37.000 You remember this from my previous thing.

00:50:40.000 No media attention, no reputations tarnished, no criminal records, zero punishment for this hate crime.

00:50:50.000 They beat him up because they assumed that he was a Trump supporter and they robbed him.

00:50:56.000 Those are felonies.

00:50:58.000 When you beat the crap out of someone in a mob and take the stuff, especially a journalist, that's a felony.

00:51:04.000 Zero charges.

00:51:05.000 Conversely, at the end of the night, Antifa were dispersed.

00:51:09.000 They went around the block.

00:51:10.000 Six individuals circled the block and cave 82nd Street Lex depart to try to intercept the group.

00:51:17.000 They formed a human wall.

00:51:19.000 They whipped a bottle of piss at Proud Boys.

00:51:23.000 One of them, Max Hare, ran up, took off his mask.

00:51:25.000 They demased them all.

00:51:26.000 You can see what they look like here.

00:51:28.000 And the police showed up and said, do you want to press charges?

00:51:31.000 The Antifa, who had just been beaten up for attacking them, said, fuck you, pig.

00:51:37.000 Alrighty then.

00:51:38.000 There's nothing to do here.

00:51:39.000 There's no victims.

00:51:40.000 When you have an assault charge, you're supposed to have hospital records and police reports.

00:51:45.000 No victims, no crime.

00:51:46.000 They said, get lost, pig.

00:51:47.000 We're fine.

00:51:48.000 Go to fundthewest.org and buy a little rubber bracelet thingy.

00:51:52.000 That's the only way we can raise money for these guys without it getting shut down.

00:51:56.000 We have to buy a thing.

00:51:58.000 I've seen assholes going, where's my fucking rubber bracelet thing.

00:52:03.000 You'll get it.

00:52:04.000 That's not really that important.

00:52:06.000 What's important is getting money to them.

00:52:07.000 I raised $6K recently, but that's still $222 for the three of them.

00:52:12.000 And lawyers are $400 an hour.

00:52:14.000 So it's what?

00:52:15.000 Fucking two, four, like eight hours of stuff?

00:52:19.000 Two, one, two, three, four.

00:52:21.000 No, 12 hours.

00:52:22.000 12 hours.

00:52:23.000 12, 13, 14 hours of lawyer work, which is nothing at an appeal.

00:52:27.000 And nine fucking years in prison for winning a fight.

00:52:31.000 We're sorry.

00:52:32.000 I'll officially apologize right now.

00:52:34.000 Proud boys are sorry they won the fight after they were ambushed.

00:52:37.000 They're very, very sorry.

00:52:38.000 They promised not to win any more fights after people jump them.

00:52:41.000 They promise now to just lie on the ground and get kicked in the head again and again and again.

00:52:46.000 Is that what you want?

00:52:48.000 We're going to cut these people off soon.

00:52:48.000 All right.

00:52:50.000 I want to talk to Jack Pasobic, though, about this Trump scoop.

00:52:55.000 So the story is that Trump called Ukraine.

00:53:02.000 And here's the truth.

00:53:04.000 He said, can you look into Joe Biden's son Hunter?

00:53:07.000 There's some weird shit going on there.

00:53:08.000 I think what happened was he did some deal with a consultancy firm and Biden pushed for it to go through.

00:53:15.000 And I think Hunter was making like 50K a month.

00:53:18.000 I think he made up $3 million from the deal.

00:53:21.000 And here's what else is really fishy, you guys.

00:53:24.000 I think they used the government to facilitate this hustle.

00:53:28.000 At one point, Joe Biden said, we have a billion dollars allocated to Ukraine for military support.

00:53:36.000 I don't know why.

00:53:37.000 We're withholding that unless you stop investigating this corruption with my son.

00:53:40.000 That seems to me to be pretty corrupt.

00:53:43.000 That's the truth.

00:53:44.000 And have you got Biden bragging about it?

00:53:44.000 All right?

00:53:47.000 Oh, yeah, he says it.

00:53:48.000 So Biden brags that, yeah, I said to them, fire this fucking prosecutor. 0.99

00:53:54.000 You're not getting your billion bucks.

00:53:56.000 And son of a bitch.

00:53:57.000 Son of a bitch. 0.88

00:53:59.000 He's so senile, and this is a while ago, that he brags about his own corruption.

00:54:06.000 I'm not bragging, Vincent, that we should be providing for loan guarantees.

00:54:10.000 And I went over, I guess, the 12th, 13th time to Kyiv, and I was supposed to announce that there was another billion-dollar loan guarantee.

00:54:21.000 And I had gotten a commitment from Poroshenko and from Yatsenyuk that they would take action against the state prosecutor, and they didn't.

00:54:30.000 So they said they were walking out to the press conference.

00:54:32.000 I said, no, I said, we're not going to give you the billion dollars.

00:54:37.000 They said, you have no authority.

00:54:38.000 You're not the president.

00:54:39.000 The president said.

00:54:40.000 I said, call him.

00:54:42.000 I said, I'm telling you, you're not getting the billion dollars.

00:54:45.000 I said, you're not getting the billion.

00:54:46.000 I'm going to be leaving here.

00:54:47.000 And I think it was, what, six hours?

00:54:48.000 I was leaving the six hours.

00:54:50.000 But what they're accusing Trump of?

00:54:51.000 The prosecutor's not fired.

00:54:52.000 You're not getting the money.

00:54:53.000 Well, son of a bitch.

00:54:56.000 Got fired.

00:54:57.000 And they put in place someone who's solid.

00:55:00.000 Can you do that as Tony Soprano, please?

00:55:02.000 As someone who's not.

00:55:05.000 So I went over there.

00:55:06.000 I got all this fucking money, you know.

00:55:09.000 And I said, I want this guy fired.

00:55:11.000 And they're like, well, it's not that simple.

00:55:13.000 There's a lot of mathematics involved.

00:55:15.000 It's a bit of a difficult business.

00:55:17.000 So I took the money and I said, I got a flight.

00:55:20.000 It's like six hours.

00:55:21.000 And plus, I'm kind of hungry.

00:55:23.000 And so if I leave here and that guy's not fired, you're not going to get the fucking money.

00:55:28.000 I'm just going to leave.

00:55:29.000 That's exactly, I mean, that's not even a joke.

00:55:34.000 So the last takeaway from this is, no, what happened was Trump called Ukraine and said, fuck with Joe Biden or you're dead or I'm going to fuck with you.

00:55:44.000 It's a threat.

00:55:45.000 It's blackmail.

00:55:46.000 Which is what Joe Biden did.

00:55:47.000 We're not blackmailed.

00:55:49.000 So Joe Biden said, stop the investigation or you're fucked and we're withholding aid.

00:55:54.000 Trump said, you guys should look into that, right?

00:55:57.000 So Trump released, so they go, impeach, impeach, impeach.

00:55:59.000 Front page, New York Post, impeach.

00:56:01.000 And then Trump releases the transcripts.

00:56:03.000 So Adam Schiff gets up there and he goes, look, I know the transcripts don't sound like what we said he said, but there was a mafia Tony Soprano subtext in there where he's basically saying, look, it's a very difficult situation.

00:56:21.000 Did I send you that link?

00:56:22.000 I'm looking for it right now.

00:56:24.000 Yeah, it's there.

00:56:25.000 Make them an offer they can't refuse.

00:56:27.000 Okay.

00:56:27.000 Okay, okay, okay.

00:56:28.000 Here I go.

00:56:31.000 Uh-oh.

00:56:32.000 All right.

00:56:32.000 There we go.

00:56:33.000 Here we go.

00:56:33.000 Make them an offer.

00:56:34.000 And next to the Guardian.

00:56:37.000 This is The Guardian.

00:56:38.000 This is left-wing papers playing this and saying, see, Adam Schiff showed you.

00:56:43.000 You just got to read between the lines and see that it's a mafiosa thing.

00:56:46.000 So he invents a conversation where he says, with a Tony Soprano voice, where he says, look, I've done a lot of favors for you.

00:56:55.000 My fucking Tony Soprano sucks.

00:56:57.000 Can you play that?

00:56:59.000 Yeah.

00:57:01.000 The notes of the call reflect a conversation far more damning than I or many others had imagined.

00:57:08.000 It is shocking at another level that the White House would release these notes and felt that somehow this would help the president's case or cause.

00:57:20.000 Because what those notes reflect is a classic mafia-like shakedown of a foreign leader.

00:57:26.000 They reflect a Ukrainian president who was desperate for U.S. support, for military support to help that country in a hot war with Putin's Russia, a country that is still occupied by irregular Russian forces.

00:57:44.000 So don't tell them to investigate any corruption.

00:57:46.000 They're desperate.

00:57:50.000 To his Ukrainian counterpart that the United States has done a lot for Ukraine.

00:57:56.000 We've done an awful lot for Ukraine.

00:57:58.000 This is all made up.

00:57:59.000 More than the Europeans or anyone else has done for Ukraine.

00:58:02.000 But there's not much reciprocity here.

00:58:04.000 This is how a mafia boss talks about.

00:58:06.000 But just pause.

00:58:07.000 He didn't say that.

00:58:07.000 What have you done?

00:58:08.000 So Schiff is paraphrasing it, adding a layer of Tony Soprano, and then saying, can you believe this shit?

00:58:16.000 Anyway, let's get Jack on the line because he's been all over this story since the beginning.

00:58:21.000 But before we do, I'm going to cut off this video.

00:58:24.000 I don't want them to get the calls.

00:58:26.000 I'm going to leave them wanting more.

00:58:27.000 I want them to have Gaveitis. 1.00

00:58:29.000 Go to free speech.tv.

00:58:30.000 $100 a year, $10 a month.

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00:59:01.000 And I think we should try to track down Tommy Robinson, too.

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00:59:14.000 and we're still rolling And we're back.

00:59:26.000 Okay, can you call Jack?

00:59:28.000 Yes, I can.

00:59:30.000 I texted you his skip.

00:59:36.000 waiting in the waves.

00:59:44.000 We should have had more greatest hits.

00:59:49.000 Hey, Jack, how you doing?

00:59:50.000 There you go.

00:59:50.000 Gavin, what's going on, man?

00:59:52.000 What's up, dog?

00:59:54.000 Yo, how it being stuff?

00:59:56.000 It's Mad Clown World, yo.

00:59:58.000 I mean, people are bugging.

01:00:00.000 You need an actual like honk honk and like the rubber chicken. 0.98

01:00:04.000 Yeah, yeah, good idea.

01:00:06.000 I think we will start getting more clown props.

01:00:08.000 So we were just watching Adam Schiff, and they wanted it to be a mafia takedown.

01:00:14.000 It wasn't.

01:00:15.000 So Adam Schiff just makes up a conversation where he says, hey, it's a very difficult situation.

01:00:21.000 We're trying to help you, but there's been no retribution.

01:00:25.000 Let me do you a favor.

01:00:26.000 I'm going to do you a favor.

01:00:27.000 You do me a favor.

01:00:28.000 The family is going to be very happy about that.

01:00:30.000 Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth right now?

01:00:33.000 And then he goes, can you believe this shit that he would talk like that?

01:00:38.000 I would be shocked if he had talked like that, but you don't get to just make up a conversation and then bitch about it. 0.68

01:00:44.000 Yeah, the line is actually like, dude, you just lied to Congress, man.

01:00:48.000 Like, you swore in with a gavel.

01:00:51.000 When that gavel hits, you're in a hearing.

01:00:53.000 Now, you know, you have to look at the rules of the actual ethics rules of Congress that say, you know, this is a serious hearing.

01:01:00.000 You can't just, that's why people, when they go to testify before Congress, you have to bring a lawyer.

01:01:05.000 Some taking cases, a team of lawyers, because everything you say when you're testifying is actual legal testimony.

01:01:10.000 Now, of course, congressmen aren't necessarily held to the same standard as a person testifying, right?

01:01:17.000 Wonderful game they got going.

01:01:19.000 Absolutely wonderful game they got.

01:01:20.000 Yeah, that's a good set of rules.

01:01:22.000 Free speech for thee, not for, or for me, not for thee.

01:01:26.000 What was that thing you were talking about, though, that Adam Schiff had this letter for weeks now?

01:01:31.000 Yeah, so we find out in this letter that if you go back to the actual, and this is the problem with people who, you know, like follow long-form TV or actually read novels and things, we can understand plot points.

01:01:44.000 So this whole thing started with Adam Schiff saying the White House and the intelligence community won't turn over the complaint.

01:01:52.000 The White House and the intelligence community won't turn over the complaint.

01:01:54.000 He said this a week ago, right after his buddy Ed Buck got arrested.

01:01:57.000 Funny how that works.

01:01:58.000 And then suddenly we find out today they say, okay, here's the complaint.

01:02:01.000 We're releasing it.

01:02:02.000 And he says, wait a minute.

01:02:03.000 This is a letter that's addressed to who?

01:02:05.000 Adam Schiff, all the way back in mid-August.

01:02:08.000 So wait a minute.

01:02:09.000 This guy said the entire time, he said, we're going to subpoena this guy.

01:02:12.000 We're going to get this information.

01:02:14.000 The White House is stalling.

01:02:15.000 This is a constitutional crisis.

01:02:17.000 But he had the letter the entire time.

01:02:21.000 He actually had it himself.

01:02:22.000 So help me out here.

01:02:23.000 So this whistleblower complaint, the format it actually took was a letter, and that letter was sent to Adam Schiff weeks ago.

01:02:33.000 That's correct.

01:02:35.000 So this is two times he's lied to Congress, is it not?

01:02:39.000 One, pretending he doesn't have the letter.

01:02:41.000 Two, pretending he could have.

01:02:42.000 He could have been honest and said, I have the complaint.

01:02:45.000 It was delivered to us, but it's classified, and I need the intelligence community to declassify it.

01:02:52.000 I need the president to sign off on that.

01:02:54.000 And that would have been truthful, right?

01:02:55.000 He could have said, all right, I have it.

01:02:57.000 I have some information.

01:02:58.000 But here's the thing is, he didn't think that the White House, that Trump, would call his bluff.

01:03:05.000 He's like, oh, there's no way they're going to ever let this go.

01:03:07.000 And so he's using that old trick of they don't want you to see.

01:03:10.000 They don't want you to see what's behind this door.

01:03:11.000 And I'm telling you, what's behind this door is it's really bad.

01:03:14.000 It's so bad.

01:03:15.000 And then the president goes and says, yeah, here you go.

01:03:17.000 Here's the transcript.

01:03:18.000 Here's the phone call.

01:03:19.000 Oh, you want that declassified too?

01:03:21.000 All right, there you go.

01:03:22.000 And 90% of that, even when they declassify it, is this guy who the New York Times and Breitbart have stories out now are confirming was a CIA officer.

01:03:31.000 So, you know, connect the dots on that one.

01:03:34.000 A CIA officer who wrote up this complaint complaining about not being able to see the transcript.

01:03:41.000 So he hadn't even seen the transcript to begin with.

01:03:44.000 It's amazing, too, that, all right, we won, right?

01:03:47.000 They came up with this big thing.

01:03:49.000 Fools rush in and they said, we're impeaching them.

01:03:52.000 They were already dancing yesterday, especially Hollywood celebrities.

01:03:56.000 And now it's totally gone.

01:03:57.000 So if you, Jack, was to go to Rosie O'Donnell or any of these people and go, so you fucked up.

01:04:02.000 We caught you.

01:04:03.000 And if there's any corruption there, it's Joe Biden's son and his scams.

01:04:06.000 And they would say to you, what are you talking about?

01:04:09.000 That was from Wednesday.

01:04:11.000 It's Thursday now.

01:04:12.000 Move on.

01:04:13.000 We have.

01:04:14.000 We don't get to go to the bottom.

01:04:17.000 It's like Thursday totally almost done.

01:04:19.000 And Thursday is almost over.

01:04:21.000 So it's going into Friday.

01:04:22.000 This is the weekend.

01:04:23.000 You know, I went up to Rosie O'Donnell once at a at a protest she was doing at the White House.

01:04:27.000 And I said, Rosie, I don't even remember which whistle she was blowing at the time.

01:04:32.000 And I don't mean anything by that.

01:04:34.000 And I said, Rosie O'Donnell, how much is George Soros paying you to be here today?

01:04:39.000 And she goes, you know something?

01:04:42.000 I have never met George Soros, but he is a kind man and he is a nice man.

01:04:47.000 And I said, so you're not denying it.

01:04:51.000 Yep.

01:04:51.000 Well, that wouldn't even be a coup at this point.

01:04:54.000 George Soros is a Holocaust survivor with a heart of gold who helps lots of people.

01:04:59.000 Like, they're So idiotic, and it's such clown world that when we catch them on things, they go, No, you didn't catch me.

01:05:06.000 Like, we can't gloat, and in a way, we can't win because they don't play by any rules.

01:05:11.000 Every time we score a goal, they've moved the goal posts.

01:05:14.000 Yeah, I mean, this is like imagine playing a game of football, or you know, you get to the end zone, and you say, All right, we got the touchdown that six points.

01:05:24.000 You say, oh, no, the end zone's actually over there.

01:05:27.000 Wait, no, but you said it was here.

01:05:28.000 No, no, no, no, no, it's over here now.

01:05:30.000 No, there's two.

01:05:30.000 You got to keep going.

01:05:33.000 And so this is the thing is, and this is where I'm critical of Republicans all the time of playing these stupid games with them for even engaging in this kind of stuff.

01:05:44.000 Why did you allow there to be a hearing on this?

01:05:47.000 Why did you even put anything out?

01:05:48.000 The White House could have just posted this on their website and moved on with their day because these people, it's the same people, right?

01:05:55.000 It's always Adam Schiff.

01:05:56.000 It's like the same dozen or so people in Washington, D.C. that always come up with something new and come up with something new.

01:06:02.000 It's like, why do we even continue to engage with them?

01:06:05.000 Why do we entertain their nonsense and their horsecrap?

01:06:08.000 Why are we listening to anyone from LA?

01:06:10.000 All these celebrities, Adam Schiff is Burbank.

01:06:13.000 That's his district.

01:06:14.000 It's all LA bullshit.

01:06:16.000 We are better than LA.

01:06:17.000 Fuck LA. 1.00

01:06:19.000 So, meanwhile, right, so I was reading the Rolling Stone coverage of Ed Buck, right?

01:06:23.000 And it's Ed Buck.

01:06:24.000 This is an actual thing that happened, right?

01:06:26.000 There was actually a serial killer who was targeting gay black actors in Hollywood, plying them with methamphetamines, and causing multiple of them to be able to.

01:06:36.000 Oh, this is the DNC funder, yeah.

01:06:38.000 Red, the guy.

01:06:39.000 And then the New York Times says, oh, he was a small-time donor.

01:06:43.000 He was just a, just a, you know, that, that had nothing to do with this.

01:06:46.000 Over half a million dollars.

01:06:48.000 Yeah, that's a different end zone.

01:06:49.000 That's not the end zone anymore.

01:06:51.000 Just a small time.

01:06:51.000 No, that wasn't it.

01:06:52.000 And they said, wait a minute.

01:06:53.000 Adam Schiff, this guy's doing it to you.

01:06:54.000 This guy's in your district.

01:06:55.000 He's doing this stuff.

01:06:56.000 Who knows what else he's done, you know, around the country?

01:06:59.000 You know, shouldn't we have an investigation into this guy, into the fact that this guy's right here in L.A.?

01:07:04.000 None of you guys thought to do anything about this.

01:07:07.000 And then the Rolling Stone had a big piece on it.

01:07:10.000 And at the very end, they say, you know, right-wing trolls are trying to compare this to Jeffrey Epstein.

01:07:17.000 They're trying to compare it to Harvey Weinstein and stuff that went on there, the improprieties.

01:07:22.000 And, you know, really, we just, we have to make sure that, you know, we don't entertain anything those people say.

01:07:27.000 So, well, hold on a second.

01:07:29.000 I didn't make that up.

01:07:31.000 I couldn't make up something like facts.

01:07:33.000 Nobody would believe me.

01:07:34.000 I'm talking about what's going on, but somehow that's still just a right-wing troll propaganda.

01:07:42.000 Well, Jack, we enjoy our right-wing trolls on this show. 0.98

01:07:45.000 And thank you for coming on.

01:07:46.000 Let's have you back soon.

01:07:48.000 Appreciate it, man.

01:07:49.000 Thanks.

01:07:49.000 Cheers.

01:07:51.000 Yeah, the crazy thing about these people we're up against is they're clowns.

01:07:58.000 They're actual clowns.

01:08:00.000 Like, check out this guy.

01:08:01.000 This was big news yesterday.

01:08:03.000 And this is more LA shit.

01:08:05.000 Jonathan Van Ness.

01:08:06.000 It's in the notes at the top.

01:08:10.000 What is the source?

01:08:11.000 InfoWorld?

01:08:12.000 Twitter.

01:08:13.000 Okay, gotcha.

01:08:14.000 He is a raging homosexual. 0.99

01:08:16.000 Raging.

01:08:17.000 I don't know if you've ever been to the tropics during rainy season.

01:08:21.000 And a river that's already doing pretty well in, say, December.

01:08:26.000 In August, September, I mean, that thing, you're scared of it.

01:08:30.000 It looks like it's going to jump out and eat you.

01:08:32.000 Raging.

01:08:33.000 That's his homosexuality. 1.00

01:08:35.000 I think he has AIDS.

01:08:36.000 He recently came out saying he has HIV.

01:08:38.000 You don't have AIDS if you have HIV anymore, right?

01:08:40.000 You just take a lot of drugs.

01:08:41.000 But it's funny that he's pushing for universal health care.

01:08:44.000 And I think your average American goes, aren't you guys like the most expensive sick people in the world?

01:08:50.000 You know what I mean?

01:08:51.000 Next to like a baby who gets a hole in his heart fixed.

01:08:55.000 So yes, we're pro universal health care, but to be one of the most expensive people, I'm not sure you should be the spokesman.

01:09:02.000 Like, shouldn't you be a poor family that goes, we just wanted some flu medicine and we couldn't afford it because there's four of us.

01:09:08.000 That's more appealing to them.

01:09:09.000 It's like a millionaire being like the face of a coupon company.

01:09:11.000 Yeah.

01:09:12.000 It's like, I don't even save 50 cents.

01:09:14.000 I don't even have a car, but I exclusively drive Ferraris.

01:09:18.000 Okay, so Elizabeth Warren found out that he likes her because he obviously has insane medical bills. 1.00

01:09:24.000 And so she calls him to say, thanks for supporting me.

01:09:27.000 And this is how I would handle that call.

01:09:29.000 I'd go, oh my God, yeah.

01:09:31.000 Yeah.

01:09:32.000 Hi, Elizabeth Warren.

01:09:33.000 Wow.

01:09:33.000 How do I know it's you?

01:09:34.000 I'm just kidding.

01:09:36.000 Yeah, I think that the left has to focus on issues and all this identity politics and stuff is really bad for us.

01:09:42.000 I think, no offense, but the goon squad of AOC and all these people, they're just too esoteric and they're totally ostracizing the Midwest.

01:09:51.000 So I think we should, I think you're right to focus on Medicare and issues.

01:09:55.000 And, you know, if we don't like Trump, then let's come up with better policies than Trump's offered.

01:10:00.000 I appreciate your call.

01:10:01.000 What do you have to say?

01:10:02.000 That's how a normal Earth person would respond to Elizabeth Warren calling him.

01:10:06.000 Let's check out Clown World's mayor.

01:10:09.000 Hi, Senator Warren.

01:10:11.000 How are you?

01:10:13.000 I'm good.

01:10:14.000 How are you?

01:10:15.000 I'm good.

01:10:16.000 I'm having such a crazy day.

01:10:21.000 It comes across as very insincere, doesn't it?

01:10:24.000 Thank you.

01:10:25.000 I'm glad we're going to be in this fight together, side by side.

01:10:28.000 I love the endorsement.

01:10:30.000 And for all the right reasons.

01:10:32.000 Thank you so much.

01:10:33.000 Well, you know, I have to tell you, what I realized, it was when it was at the last debate, and I was like, this health insurance industry is a fucking racket.

01:10:42.000 I've had enough.

01:10:43.000 And then I was like, it's all about you.

01:10:45.000 And then I was like, I'm just Team Warren.

01:10:47.000 And I was like, I just can't wait to say.

01:10:49.000 And then I accidentally had a tire read when I was talking to the acting president of Planned Parenthood on my own.

01:10:54.000 That's not his personality.

01:10:56.000 It's like a wigger. 1.00

01:10:57.000 He's making fun of women.

01:10:58.000 You know, when some white kid from the rich suburb is like, yo, what's up?

01:11:02.000 Shit's fucking bugged out, right?

01:11:05.000 Like, he's not going to talk like that when he's 82 and tending to his garden.

01:11:08.000 Or when somebody has, like, spooks him?

01:11:10.000 Yeah.

01:11:11.000 He's like, whoa!

01:11:12.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:11:13.000 You woke him up in the middle of the night and went, hey, there's a fire.

01:11:15.000 You go, holy shit.

01:11:17.000 Okay, I got it.

01:11:18.000 Is everyone okay?

01:11:19.000 Don't we have a sprinkler system in this building?

01:11:21.000 Just kidding.

01:11:23.000 You bitch. 1.00

01:11:24.000 I thought this whole place was like, the house is on fire.

01:11:29.000 This guy's over the time.

01:11:31.000 I just accidentally blurted out that I was endorsing you, and then I was like, I'm just going with it.

01:11:34.000 It's the time to just go with it.

01:11:35.000 That's like me making fun of a gay guy. 0.98

01:11:36.000 I know.

01:11:37.000 It's such a far intense level of parody that it seems cruel.

01:11:42.000 Yeah, I feel like, what group are you making fun of?

01:11:44.000 Women or gays? 1.00

01:11:45.000 I feel like Elizabeth's like, this guy is so facetious and it hurts.

01:11:48.000 Yeah, she's afterwards.

01:11:49.000 She looks up and she goes, that better have been the actual guy.

01:11:52.000 Because if you were making fun of me for calling a gay dude and you did some parody of a gay dude, that's really bad for my campaign.

01:12:00.000 Right.

01:12:00.000 Are you fucking with me or was that an actual gay?

01:12:03.000 That happened.

01:12:04.000 We double-checked.

01:12:06.000 I mean, I fucked him, but I'm not sure.

01:12:09.000 She didn't believe it until she saw this video.

01:12:11.000 Yeah.

01:12:12.000 It still fine.

01:12:13.000 It did.

01:12:15.000 Okay.

01:12:15.000 And that's why we gotta do it because it is wrong.

01:12:18.000 By the way, this is a stupid comment, but if you're that much of a raging homo, shouldn't you not have a beard? 1.00

01:12:23.000 It goes back to that other guy, Work for Peace, where he's twerking and everything and then he has like my head.

01:12:29.000 Yeah.

01:12:30.000 You can't have this head if you're going to be such a homo. 1.00

01:12:32.000 You need lipstick and a beehive. 0.99

01:12:34.000 He looks like a writer or something.

01:12:35.000 Yeah.

01:12:36.000 He looks like an okay carpenter.

01:12:40.000 Where you go, I'll just fix it.

01:12:43.000 Like, he's got his own contracting business.

01:12:45.000 He just started.

01:12:45.000 It's like a year ago.

01:12:46.000 Yeah.

01:12:46.000 He built your bar and you know the finishing on is kind of fucked up on the bottom, but it's on the inside of the bar.

01:12:51.000 It's not that bad.

01:12:51.000 So you go, whatever.

01:12:52.000 I'll just glue it myself.

01:12:53.000 But yeah.

01:12:54.000 He'll later go on to pay attention to details.

01:12:56.000 He gave me a great price.

01:12:58.000 Just for some of this for all us.

01:13:01.000 So excited.

01:13:02.000 I really want to get you on the podcast.

01:13:04.000 I really want, like, once you have really fleshed out what we're doing for, you know, health care for all and what we're going to do with this I can tell my like kind of like moderately Republican family like what to do.

01:13:13.000 If I did this as a bit, Gaze would burn my house down.

01:13:17.000 You know the whole thing where like the director would be like, can you just tone everything down?

01:13:21.000 Whatever you're doing?

01:13:21.000 A little smaller, John.

01:13:23.000 A little smaller.

01:13:24.000 Jeesh.

01:13:25.000 But he acts like this all the time.

01:13:26.000 Did I send you this other link?

01:13:29.000 I don't think I sent it.

01:13:30.000 Poop Magoop.

01:13:32.000 Oh, yeah.

01:13:33.000 Do I detect a modicum of insincerity?

01:13:35.000 Yeah, it's right next to it.

01:13:36.000 So he runs, you know, the mean bitch from Game of Thrones? 1.00

01:13:38.000 She's a famous actress, right?

01:13:40.000 And everyone watches Game of Thrones.

01:13:42.000 So he meets her, and this is what I would do if I met the chick, that chick. 1.00

01:13:45.000 So she's the one, she doesn't look like her right there.

01:13:47.000 She's the one with like the red hair who lives in the north. 0.99

01:13:50.000 I've only seen Game of Thrones a couple times.

01:13:52.000 And she separates herself from the other groups.

01:13:54.000 So she's kind of a bitch. 1.00

01:13:55.000 I think she's Jon Snow's sister or something.

01:13:57.000 Anyway, you met her, you go, oh my God, great to meet you.

01:13:59.000 My wife's a huge, my wife's a huge fan. 0.54

01:14:02.000 There's one thing that's bothering me.

01:14:04.000 There you go, my wife's a huge fan. 1.00

01:14:05.000 Great to meet you.

01:14:06.000 Great show.

01:14:07.000 Enjoy the ceremony tonight.

01:14:09.000 I'm sure you guys will do great.

01:14:10.000 You had a very successful show.

01:14:12.000 The budget, what was it, like $5 to $15 million an episode?

01:14:16.000 That's a good budget for a movie.

01:14:18.000 What about a little more excited?

01:14:20.000 I wouldn't be.

01:14:21.000 Oh.

01:14:22.000 Okay, let me be the most excited.

01:14:23.000 Plus, we could, like, I was obsessed with the show.

01:14:25.000 I go, holy shit.

01:14:27.000 Wow.

01:14:27.000 It's great to meet you.

01:14:28.000 My name's Kavin.

01:14:29.000 My wife's a huge fan. 0.98

01:14:30.000 We watch the show all the time.

01:14:31.000 Excellent job.

01:14:32.000 I won't bother you.

01:14:33.000 I see you're busy, but best of luck tonight.

01:14:35.000 I hope you win.

01:14:36.000 You deserve every award they have to offer.

01:14:38.000 Okay.

01:14:39.000 And then I might even, when I met Katie Hopkins, I went, not worthy, not worthy.

01:14:43.000 And got on my knees, but I was obviously doing a parody of this kind of reaction and channeling Wayne's World.

01:14:49.000 But anyway, she's just as phony as him.

01:14:52.000 Look at this.

01:14:57.000 You don't know my man!

01:15:03.000 So happy for your anging.

01:15:05.000 Oh my god, I was so really gorgeous.

01:15:08.000 This seems sarcastic.

01:15:09.000 It's the only one I need to do.

01:15:10.000 Oh my God.

01:15:11.000 I love these guys.

01:15:12.000 I love these guys.

01:15:13.000 It says, "I love these guys." I'm homophobic.

01:15:17.000 I think you're incredible.

01:15:18.000 I'm not Jonathan Van Ness.

01:15:20.000 I'm doing a parody of him.

01:15:22.000 I hate his guts.

01:15:23.000 I'm making fun of him wearing a dress.

01:15:27.000 This is mean.

01:15:28.000 Just pause.

01:15:29.000 Wouldn't it be funny if Jonathan Van Ness turned at the corner and went, who the fuck is this?

01:15:33.000 And the guy was like, you're a fucking joke, man.

01:15:36.000 That's how you act.

01:15:36.000 He's like, fuck you.

01:15:37.000 His homophobic twin brother has kidnapped him and he's been living in the basement.

01:15:41.000 He's like, what is he doing out there?

01:15:43.000 Is he hurting Richard?

01:15:44.000 His twin brother said, you know what I'm going to do?

01:15:45.000 I'm going to show you what a fucking idiot you look like.

01:15:48.000 And then he duct taped him into the basement, left the TV on.

01:15:52.000 He said, I'm going to go be you for four days.

01:15:55.000 There's food here.

01:15:55.000 There's a potty right there.

01:15:57.000 And you're going to see.

01:15:58.000 He doesn't use a latrine.

01:16:00.000 You are going to see how fucking irritating you are.

01:16:03.000 And then when he comes back and like unties him and stuff, the real Jonathan Vanessa is going to go, that was a wake-up call.

01:16:11.000 That was a wake-up call.

01:16:12.000 Anyway, she goes and gets her friend.

01:16:14.000 You know what I think's going on here?

01:16:16.000 She went to get her friend because this is so awkward and uncomfortable.

01:16:19.000 She wants to dilute the social equation. 1.00

01:16:22.000 I wish she got her little friend and she started spraying bullets all over like Scarface. 1.00

01:16:31.000 Come here, you give us this shit show. 1.00

01:16:34.000 You did so good.

01:16:35.000 Thank you so much.

01:16:36.000 Is that Jonas?

01:16:37.000 They're so gorgeous.

01:16:38.000 I didn't even know.

01:16:38.000 I don't know.

01:16:39.000 Yeah, that's Jonas.

01:16:41.000 It's one of the Jonas.

01:16:42.000 Oh, they're dating, right?

01:16:43.000 I'm sorry, I know this.

01:16:44.000 Wait, John Vaness.

01:16:46.000 Oh, no, no, Sophie Turner.

01:16:47.000 Yeah, Sophie Turner.

01:16:49.000 I learned all this looking it up when I got that link, folks.

01:16:51.000 I did not know who the fuck she was. 0.99

01:16:55.000 All right.

01:16:56.000 There was so much that I did by.

01:16:57.000 Those people, by the way, live in Burbank.

01:16:59.000 They live in Beverly Hills.

01:17:00.000 They live in West Hollywood.

01:17:01.000 Adam Schiff's constituents.

01:17:04.000 And all of this Hollywood shit you see when you go on Twitter.

01:17:07.000 That's all that one little tiny, I don't know, 40 square miles.

01:17:11.000 We just keep hearing from these same Luddites who have never read a book before in their life. 0.90

01:17:17.000 You say what you want about Milo.

01:17:18.000 The guy is fucking educated.

01:17:20.000 Go check out the Milo versus Cornell West talk on free speech.tv.

01:17:27.000 And the first 20 minutes is hair-whiteningly erudite.

01:17:32.000 I'm lost the whole time.

01:17:33.000 They're just like, yes, that's the problem with the Catholic scholars.

01:17:38.000 They can't hold a candle to the German existentialists like Kierkegaard or even Nietzsche for that matter.

01:17:42.000 I consider Nietzsche an existentialist.

01:17:44.000 I think nihilist is a far overused term.

01:17:47.000 And I was just like, I'm reading Michelle Malkin's book and Charles Krowdhammer because I saw them on Fox.

01:17:53.000 I like the pictures.

01:17:55.000 I like Peter Bagg graphic novels.

01:17:59.000 That's true.

01:18:03.000 Disney Bologna in terms of things that you return to and see something new and find something new.

01:18:07.000 And at different stages in your life, it will speak to you in different ways.

01:18:10.000 So, and I'm including Cornell West in this.

01:18:12.000 New York people you can listen to.

01:18:14.000 LA people you can look at.

01:18:16.000 They can dance around like silly clowns, but you don't sit and say, hey, clown, what's going on with physics?

01:18:23.000 What's going on with math?

01:18:24.000 But at Oxford or Harvard or something, they decided to sit down with Terrence Howard, where this guy's uneducated.

01:18:32.000 He claims to have started an engineering degree, but there's no evidence of any of this.

01:18:37.000 And he likes to go to fancy schools around the world and talk about how aliens have been here and how he's invented his own math, his own language of logic, which he calls Teriology.

01:18:50.000 No.

01:18:51.000 Yes, Terrence Howard has his own math, his own logic, teriology.

01:18:56.000 So these are the people we're asking advice from.

01:19:00.000 But the thing that I was most spiritually connected to, that was my driving force, Gary, was physics.

01:19:07.000 Can you just pause?

01:19:09.000 If you love physics so much, why wouldn't you take it in school and become what's called a scientist?

01:19:15.000 Make your own.

01:19:16.000 Yeah, I love physics, but the kind that I make up here, not the kind that involves reading.

01:19:24.000 Wondering how the universe really came to be.

01:19:27.000 God.

01:19:27.000 And I fell in love with this thing called the flower of life.

01:19:30.000 You guys know Da Vinci?

01:19:32.000 Yes, remember.

01:19:32.000 Do you know what he spent most of his life trying to figure out?

01:19:35.000 Who in here knows the flower of life?

01:19:38.000 Nobody, because it's insane.

01:19:40.000 I'm going to get you something.

01:19:41.000 It's a drawing.

01:19:43.000 It's literally a drawing.

01:19:45.000 Because I want you guys So where is he?

01:19:52.000 Does it say what school he's at?

01:19:54.000 It looks like a fancy fucking school.

01:19:56.000 It's hard to get into.

01:19:57.000 I can tell by the Indians and Asians in the audience.

01:20:00.000 It's the Gene Gray School for Gifted Children.

01:20:02.000 Really?

01:20:03.000 They're the X-Men.

01:20:05.000 He's actually telling the truth.

01:20:06.000 This one little thing.

01:20:09.000 Okay, listen to this.

01:20:12.000 Called the Flower of Life.

01:20:13.000 Whoa.

01:20:14.000 Now do you know the Flower of Life?

01:20:16.000 Okay, yeah, I guess.

01:20:17.000 Have you guys ever seen this before?

01:20:19.000 No.

01:20:19.000 I did, actually.

01:20:20.000 Can you just posit?

01:20:22.000 You know where I saw that?

01:20:23.000 Where?

01:20:23.000 I saw that in a hilarious documentary my brother and I were obsessed with that was about harnessing the innate energy of the universe.

01:20:31.000 One of the Kennedys, you know that Kennedy who sounds like he's about to cry because he has some voice at his ear.

01:20:36.000 Joel Kennedy?

01:20:37.000 Is that him?

01:20:37.000 No, that's the guy who had calm on his face during an important.

01:20:41.000 Yeah, that's right.

01:20:42.000 But it's this documentary.

01:20:44.000 I forget what it's called.

01:20:46.000 Shoot.

01:20:47.000 Bliss or something like that, but not that.

01:20:49.000 And it's about how there's proof aliens have been here.

01:20:52.000 And if you look at ancient stones in Egypt and stuff, you can see that pattern, flower of life, burned into old tablets and stuff.

01:21:00.000 And that is proof that there is a way to harness energy.

01:21:03.000 But the oil companies and the coal companies, they don't want you to know that, to use that blueprint, because then you wouldn't use oil anymore.

01:21:13.000 Now, why no one has said, well, I guess I'll go fucking do it then and just make one of these magic machines, that's not explained in the film.

01:21:20.000 All we know is that you'll be killed by Exxon if you quietly, alone in your room, build a perpetual motion machine that harnesses the energy of the universe.

01:21:32.000 I showed it to my scientist father-in-law and my scientist dad, who has a PhD in physics, because he actually does love physics.

01:21:39.000 And I hoped they would love it as much as my brother and I would, but they both got up and just said, that was fucking tedious.

01:21:46.000 Walked away.

01:21:47.000 Boomers don't like shit culture as much as we do. 0.99

01:21:50.000 Gen X likes things that are so bad they're good.

01:21:52.000 Not boomers. 1.00

01:21:53.000 They want it to be good good.

01:21:54.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:21:54.000 I'm not into good good.

01:21:56.000 One of the oldest symbols.

01:21:59.000 I love that.

01:22:00.000 What's a symbol?

01:22:01.000 Otis?

01:22:01.000 It's one of the sambos?

01:22:03.000 Otis Sambos.

01:22:04.000 In the well.

01:22:05.000 Now, you know, this is one of the oldest symbols in human history, right?

01:22:10.000 How'd you get a job in acting if you can't say the word ball?

01:22:13.000 The same symbol was found in the Temple of Osiris Bowl.

01:22:16.000 In Egypt.

01:22:17.000 And it had been molecularly burned into the wall.

01:22:21.000 And it's 6,000 years old.

01:22:23.000 The same symbol has been found in big temples in China, sitting under the fufu dogs. 0.54

01:22:31.000 And the foot on it, the flower of life, saying whoever controlled that flower.

01:22:36.000 So is a swastika, by the way.

01:22:38.000 Terry Logic.

01:22:40.000 Yeah, Teriology.

01:22:41.000 What Terrence doesn't know is he's speaking in a class that is called Psychiatric Anomalies.

01:22:49.000 Everyone else is in on the presentation for people dealing with mental he want to examine mental health issues.

01:22:55.000 His handler who brings him in, who's claimed his assistant, it's almost like dinner for schmucks. 0.97

01:22:59.000 Yeah.

01:23:00.000 Like the professor goes, we have a loon beyond all loons today, some Hollywood fuckface who can't say Simbo. 0.84

01:23:07.000 And he thinks that there's this flower.

01:23:11.000 I'll just bring him out here, but no laughing.

01:23:13.000 I swear to God, the first one of you that cracks up, you're gone, and this whole series is done.

01:23:18.000 They're dosed with benzos to not laugh.

01:23:21.000 Like, it's dangerous.

01:23:22.000 When they come out, they all have blood pouring out of their mouths because they've been biting their inner lips so hard.

01:23:27.000 They got cankers.

01:23:28.000 The one problem with this graduate class is brutal cankers from self-biting.

01:23:32.000 Terrence Walkstay is like, why is there a mouth guard return receptacle here?

01:23:37.000 As if we just saw a 3D movie?

01:23:39.000 If you see them nude, their legs are all black and blue right here because they've been pushing with their thumb as hard as they can.

01:23:46.000 Why are you attacking yourself?

01:23:49.000 And when they get up for questions, they have that weird try not to laugh face.

01:23:52.000 We're like, my question is in two parts.

01:23:57.000 First, the flower of life.

01:23:59.000 How did they molecularly burn?

01:24:01.000 I can't do that.

01:24:01.000 Their best bet.

01:24:02.000 Job, what the fuck, dude?

01:24:04.000 They have to pretend they're crying.

01:24:06.000 He's just really emotional.

01:24:07.000 His mother just died.

01:24:08.000 Exactly.

01:24:08.000 What the fuck?

01:24:10.000 You ruined this whole thing.

01:24:11.000 I don't know what happened.

01:24:12.000 That was a symbol.

01:24:14.000 ...the universe.

01:24:14.000 There were secrets in that flower of life that Da Vinci spent his whole life trying to uncover.

01:24:20.000 False.

01:24:21.000 There were secrets in that flower of life that Newton spent his whole life in secret trying to uncover.

01:24:26.000 The same secrets that Pythagoras was desperately trying to uncover.

01:24:30.000 But their problem was they kept seeing This is a two-dimensional space.

01:24:37.000 Oh, he's going to roll it in.

01:24:38.000 They could touch each other.

01:24:41.000 This is teriology.

01:24:42.000 And as a result, they got stuck in this plane, a flat plane.

01:24:47.000 Now, what Da Vinci and Olin wanted to do, they were trying to.

01:24:50.000 Don't give this guy Coke.

01:24:52.000 You know, this guy ruined his career with Iron Man by demanding way too much money.

01:24:55.000 Yep.

01:24:56.000 I could talk about Teriology all day.

01:24:58.000 Yeah, Teriology ruined.

01:24:59.000 Oh my God, imagine we were so advanced.

01:25:01.000 If I didn't have kids, a wife and kids, I would do shit like go and meet Terrence Howard as the fan of teriology and start like a teriology thing.

01:25:10.000 I'd pay for it.

01:25:11.000 We'd have t-shirts and stuff.

01:25:12.000 Oh, I would go.

01:25:12.000 Sort of like Windy City Heat, right?

01:25:14.000 We'd feel bad.

01:25:15.000 Look up the movie Windy City Heat.

01:25:16.000 It's a 25-year prank.

01:25:18.000 And it should be an inspiration to people to start doing that to other buffoons who deserve it. 1.00

01:25:23.000 Don't pick on retards. 0.95

01:25:24.000 But like rich, powerful, handsome types who think that they can't.

01:25:33.000 Let me explain his hysteriology.

01:25:35.000 Oh, wait, what?

01:25:36.000 How can it equal one?

01:25:38.000 If one times one equals one, that means that two is of no value because one times itself has no effect.

01:25:47.000 Yeah, it's called there's one, one.

01:25:49.000 Here, there's one pen.

01:25:51.000 One times one is one.

01:25:54.000 He thinks timesing is doing something to it other than representing how many times it exists.

01:26:01.000 How many times is this pen here?

01:26:03.000 Once But wait If one That means it shoots off into outer space.

01:26:10.000 You hit it with the times machine.

01:26:12.000 Multiply it.

01:26:13.000 You're thinking of a time machine, not a times machine.

01:26:16.000 One times one equals two because the square root of four is two.

01:26:20.000 So what's the square root of two?

01:26:22.000 Should be one.

01:26:23.000 But we're told it's two.

01:26:24.000 And that cannot be.

01:26:26.000 That is a Terrence Howard quote.

01:26:28.000 The fuck did we do?

01:26:30.000 We paid for this.

01:26:34.000 They probably should have said, your Iron Man salary, we know we only offered you 80K, but we're willing to multiply that by one.

01:26:44.000 Now we're talking.

01:26:45.000 That's a symbol of what I was saying.

01:26:46.000 Oh, we oh.

01:26:47.000 Is that Tele time or regular time?

01:26:51.000 I don't know how long we want to watch this.

01:26:52.000 It's an hour.

01:26:54.000 I could probably do poor children. 0.87

01:26:55.000 We shouldn't.

01:26:56.000 Apparently, there were secrets inside of it.

01:26:59.000 Shapes.

01:26:59.000 They got the Mercurba and all of those other things out of it.

01:27:03.000 But they were misled by something I think called a straight secret.

01:27:05.000 Can you just pause?

01:27:06.000 This is something I don't think I came up with this.

01:27:08.000 It might have been Tucker Carlson, but they said, these people get paid to say profound things like, are you not entertained?

01:27:15.000 Right.

01:27:15.000 From Gladiator?

01:27:16.000 And then they get in their head, I'm profound.

01:27:18.000 I want to live that moment.

01:27:20.000 I said that, and 50,000 Romans cheered.

01:27:23.000 So then they just start saying bullshit that topples out of their mouth like drool.

01:27:26.000 And they go, that's just as valid as Spartacus. 0.60

01:27:30.000 So now they're like, are you familiar with the permanent flower machine?

01:27:35.000 What did he call it?

01:27:35.000 Flower of life.

01:27:36.000 The permanent flower machine.

01:27:38.000 That's way better.

01:27:39.000 Can you just rotate it and tape it together and tell us that it's wrong to think of things as 2D?

01:27:44.000 What did he say?

01:27:45.000 Something I think called a straight line.

01:27:47.000 You guys believe in straight lines?

01:27:49.000 No.

01:27:50.000 You believe there's straight lines in the universe?

01:27:53.000 Well, let me hit you with something.

01:27:54.000 It's a straight line.

01:27:56.000 All energy in the universe is expressed in what?

01:27:58.000 It's in motion.

01:27:59.000 If something is still, there's no energy.

01:28:01.000 Kinetic, right?

01:28:02.000 Yeah.

01:28:03.000 All motion is expressed in what?

01:28:04.000 This is how people on meth talk.

01:28:06.000 Wait, when things are still, there's still atoms are still bouncing around and shit.

01:28:09.000 Expressed in vortices.

01:28:12.000 All vortices are expressed in what?

01:28:15.000 Waves.

01:28:16.000 All waves are curved.

01:28:19.000 Show me a straight line in nature.

01:28:22.000 You show me where the platonic solids come from.

01:28:25.000 Where do they have their foundations?

01:28:27.000 We're going to watch that on our own time because that is not.

01:28:29.000 You can't watch it.

01:28:30.000 That's not for a quick TV podcast, but wow.

01:28:35.000 And my point of bringing that up is to say Jonathan Van Ness, the lunatic Game of Thrones chick who diluted the social equation by bringing in the Jonas brother and Schiff, Adam Schiff, they're all LA people.

01:28:48.000 They're all flakes.

01:28:49.000 We shouldn't be paying any attention to them, as Jack Bisobic pointed out.

01:28:53.000 Why are we listening to these clowns?

01:28:58.000 It's been a while for that, hasn't it?

01:29:00.000 Let's start taking some calls.

01:29:02.000 Okay, we got to get this set up here.

01:29:05.000 I could read a letter.

01:29:06.000 Do you want to jump into the mailbag and then we'll go and take calls at the same time?

01:29:10.000 That could be fun.

01:29:11.000 Okay.

01:29:14.000 I do have a very interesting letter.

01:29:16.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:29:21.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:29:29.000 This is a letter from Emma, simply titled, Fuck You. 1.00

01:29:33.000 Wow.

01:29:35.000 Rude.

01:29:35.000 They don't have to marry.

01:29:37.000 Wait.

01:29:37.000 So you advise young guys.

01:29:39.000 This is responding to, we had a letter with some guy was 17.

01:29:42.000 He said, how can I get laid?

01:29:44.000 And I said, lie.

01:29:45.000 I said, all's fair in love and war.

01:29:48.000 It's very tough out there for a teen.

01:29:49.000 I said, there's different rules for 20-year-olds, but 17 is Lord of the Flies.

01:29:55.000 I also said, ladies, all boys are lying to you.

01:29:58.000 Don't trust any of them.

01:30:00.000 Anyway, it was some fairly reckless advice, I'm willing to concede, but I'm not sure I take it back.

01:30:08.000 So you advise young guys to lie to young girls who are trying to protect their chastity, the most important thing to a female, just so they can fuck and dump them. 0.99

01:30:18.000 Young girls who are already emotionally vulnerable trying to hold on to one of the purest things about them, just to be used and then dumped, and you call yourself a Catholic?

01:30:27.000 That is beyond evil.

01:30:29.000 You are a phony.

01:30:30.000 I don't know if you're British or not, but phony is, in this country, is spelled P-H-O-N-Y.

01:30:37.000 And if I could, I would spit in your face for that.

01:30:40.000 Yikes.

01:30:41.000 That's mean.

01:30:42.000 Well, a lot of this whole letter is very mean.

01:30:45.000 You are a fucking hypocrite.

01:30:47.000 Don't complain about the state of young girls slash women today if you think that breaking their trust and chastity is worth it for a quick fucking dump. 1.00

01:30:55.000 Ever thought that maybe the reason why all these young girls are flocking towards this feminism, man-hating Ideology is because they eventually got sick of being used and lied to by guys for this very reason. 1.00

01:31:06.000 Don't call yourself a Catholic.

01:31:07.000 You're not one.

01:31:08.000 You're a fucking phony trying to use the label for your image.

01:31:12.000 Fuck you.

01:31:13.000 Sheesh.

01:31:15.000 So I emailed this woman back and I said, You could spit in my face if we were fucking at the time. 1.00

01:31:23.000 And it was sort of the vibe of the late.

01:31:25.000 No, I didn't say that.

01:31:26.000 I said to her, I get what you're saying.

01:31:30.000 And in that context, you seem pretty right and I seem pretty bad.

01:31:34.000 But I said, and I also said, yes, in an ideal world, Catholicism reigns supreme like it did in the 50s in America.

01:31:42.000 And you meet your sweetheart at 17, you date for a year or two, and then you get married at 19 and you start making babies and you'll never be happier and you'll never get divorced and you'll have five or six or seven kids and she'll stay at home and you won't need tons of money because you're not buying a bunch of bullshit.

01:31:59.000 So that's ideal.

01:32:00.000 But then I said to her, but here on earth, meaning that's very, very rare, how do you expect a 17-year-old to get laid and not be constantly looking at porn?

01:32:10.000 And she said, this is now a sequel to the letter because I have responded, they don't have to marry in order to not lie and use young girls for sex.

01:32:17.000 It's not one or the other.

01:32:18.000 They can court and pursue a girl and have a meaningful, caring, loving relationship without having to get married at 17 and without using and hurting young girls at the same time.

01:32:27.000 This idea that young guys have to be shagging left and right and center in order to be real men or to be satisfied is complete bull.

01:32:35.000 Look, lady, I was 15 when I was almost in tears begging God to stop with the goddamn boners. 0.99

01:32:41.000 And I don't mean he was fucking me up the butt.

01:32:43.000 I mean I was constantly annoyed by this dong yo yo yang yong yang. 1.00

01:32:47.000 Well you beat off like five times a day when you're 15.

01:32:50.000 It's hell.

01:32:52.000 Maybe the solution is older women. 1.00

01:32:54.000 Maybe 50, I'm not sure this is legal, but maybe 17 year olds, how old are you?

01:32:59.000 When are you allowed to bone chicks when you're I think New York is 17.

01:33:03.000 Okay, so maybe 17 year old boys should be boning 25 year old women. 1.00

01:33:06.000 Like Tucker said about these teachers, female teachers who molest their 17 year old students. 1.00

01:33:11.000 They're doing society a favor.

01:33:14.000 Also, just because they are horny and feel the need to get laid doesn't necessarily mean that they deserve it.

01:33:19.000 Great point.

01:33:21.000 Part of what is wrong with young men today is this life of instant gratification.

01:33:25.000 Another good point.

01:33:26.000 I want it, therefore I should have it.

01:33:28.000 I'm sure young boys 50 plus years ago also wanted to shag everything else in sight, but had to deal with the fact that they were living amongst females who had their chastity to hold on to. 0.95

01:33:38.000 Therefore they had to deal with, I mean, 50 plus years ago, 17 year old boys were battling in the trenches.

01:33:48.000 So I'm pretty sure a young lad now can survive just fine without getting the amount of sex he would really like.

01:33:54.000 Sorry, I'm reading this so weird.

01:33:55.000 The font size is like tiny, yeah.

01:34:01.000 You can't expect young girls to be the woman you want them to be when you see them and don't respect one of the most important things about them.

01:34:07.000 That's one of the best points I've ever read in a letter to this show.

01:34:10.000 You can't have your cake and eat it too.

01:34:12.000 Yes, it was more difficult back in the day for young guys to get laid, but on the other hand, they had a much easier life living amongst females because the females around them didn't feel used or cheated and blah, blah, blah.

01:34:22.000 Anyway, she keeps repeating the same thing, but you get the point.

01:34:24.000 I got to admit, I don't have this totally figured out.

01:34:28.000 Well, you're a flawed person.

01:34:31.000 Catholic doesn't mean you're perfect.

01:34:33.000 You know, we're all sinners.

01:34:34.000 I want 17 year olds to get laid. 1.00

01:34:36.000 I don't like the idea of them abusing women, and I apologize.

01:34:39.000 That's rare.

01:34:40.000 If it came across that way.

01:34:43.000 But nice guys finish last.

01:34:45.000 And you got to be, if you're a young man before 20, you got to be kind of ruthless to get in there.

01:34:51.000 And sometimes that means fudging the truth.

01:34:53.000 I'm not for fucking and dumping.

01:34:55.000 No.

01:34:56.000 But no, you are.

01:34:58.000 You should have a new saying.

01:35:00.000 Get out there, get laid, tell her to get lost, and never stop lying. 0.97

01:35:06.000 Never stop lying, boy.

01:35:08.000 All right, should we take some calls?

01:35:09.000 This is already going too long.

01:35:10.000 We got calls.

01:35:13.000 I can't stop doing it, dude.

01:35:14.000 It's impossible.

01:35:15.000 I can't stop doing it.

01:35:17.000 Hey, Oklahoma, you're on the line.

01:35:22.000 Hey, Davin, they screwed with me on Google.

01:35:27.000 Every time I look up free speech, to get your app, I get a gay site. 1.00

01:35:33.000 And then on Roku, I was going to download you there.

01:35:37.000 And I got another gay site. 0.82

01:35:41.000 Why are you gay? 0.99

01:35:45.000 I have some bad news for you, Caller.

01:35:48.000 You're actually getting to this site.

01:35:49.000 So you're not being railroaded.

01:35:51.000 The gay site you think you're being bounced to is actually the correct free speech site. 1.00

01:35:56.000 I mean, they all got clothes on, and they're not fucking, but they're all gay. 1.00

01:35:59.000 I mean, there's a gay speech.

01:36:00.000 You got me tuned in during our Jonathan Van Ness segment.

01:36:06.000 Mark Griffin.

01:36:09.000 Jesse Jackson.

01:36:10.000 Just Mark.

01:36:11.000 Okay, I'm sorry.

01:36:12.000 Yeah, just Mark, not Mark Griffin.

01:36:13.000 I'm not a character of a family guy.

01:36:16.000 Hey, Mark Griffin.

01:36:17.000 I was just curious.

01:36:19.000 Yeah, I was just curious what Gavin's views are on Reverend Martin Luther King.

01:36:25.000 I'm sorry, Reverend Jesse Jackson, because I live in Chicago, and in the Sun-Times, he has an article every day.

01:36:34.000 And it seems weird that, I mean, he was so close with Dr. King, and he stands for, at this point, the exact opposite of what Martin Luther King stood for.

01:36:44.000 You know, he wanted to be judged by, you know, a person's merit rather than the color of the skin.

01:36:51.000 And Jesse Jackson just keeps spouting out this stuff about how all white people are, you know, hurting black people and all black people are bad.

01:37:00.000 And I mean, I'm in Chicago, so this is worse.

01:37:02.000 We got Mary Mitchell.

01:37:03.000 She has her own article.

01:37:06.000 I was just curious what he thought about that I think that Thanks.

01:37:11.000 Jesse Jackson is a hustler.

01:37:13.000 So he has to do whatever the trend is.

01:37:15.000 He has no morals.

01:37:16.000 He has no backbone.

01:37:18.000 He has no character.

01:37:19.000 And Martin Luther King had character.

01:37:21.000 And he had a basic message that was revolutionary at the time where he said, it's not about your race.

01:37:26.000 It's about what you do.

01:37:27.000 He's a meritocracist.

01:37:29.000 And now that's considered bad.

01:37:32.000 That's radical because just like there's an alt-right, there's an alt-left, and the mainstream left has gone alt-left, and they don't agree with Martin Luther King.

01:37:40.000 It's not about color, it's all about color.

01:37:42.000 So, what pussy shit-stain dickheads like Jesse Jackson do is they fold.

01:37:48.000 Just like that Seth guy, what the fuck is his last name?

01:37:51.000 Abramovich.

01:37:53.000 Why can't I remember that?

01:37:55.000 Just like Seth Abramovich couldn't wait to fold and flip on the future witches like Shane Gillis, even though he had been through the exact same witch hunt.

01:38:04.000 Jesse Jackson would happily, Jesse Jackson would happily flip on MLK.

01:38:08.000 And as I predicted a couple weeks ago, you're going to start seeing the right flipping on Martin Luther King and saying that he was naive, he was racist, he didn't understand that white people are evil and blah, blah, blah.

01:38:21.000 So Jesse Jackson is just like an amorphous fucking blob in this cosmos of deception that is happy to be anyone's dog for a bone as long as it keeps him in the zeitgeist.

01:38:34.000 Another call.

01:38:35.000 We also have Hulu coming, by the way.

01:38:36.000 Our tech guy just told us that.

01:38:38.000 We have Hulu coming.

01:38:39.000 Oh, we have Hulu coming.

01:38:40.000 Wait, is that Hulu or Roku?

01:38:42.000 Roku.

01:38:43.000 Hulu's owned by NBC.

01:38:44.000 I don't know anything about tech or.

01:38:47.000 Roku's a little box that you can get.

01:38:49.000 Yeah.

01:38:49.000 And it has Netflix and Amazon and I think Google Firestick and all that stuff, too.

01:38:53.000 I heard those.

01:38:54.000 into Amazon Fire Stick?

01:38:55.000 Yeah, and then Chromecast and...

01:38:58.000 And Alexa.

01:39:00.000 We'll be on Alexa soon.

01:39:04.000 Sean.

01:39:05.000 Hello.

01:39:05.000 Hey, guys.

01:39:06.000 Hey, man.

01:39:08.000 Hey, where do you draw the line between expressing your opinions or just being anti-Semite, like Owen Benjamin?

01:39:17.000 That's a good question.

01:39:19.000 What is anti-Semitism, I guess, is what you're asking.

01:39:22.000 And I would quote the, he calls himself a racial realist, Jared Taylor, who's very controversial.

01:39:29.000 He said, you know, the problem with a lot of these people with anti-Semitism is they'll get to the point where they'll blame the Jews if it rains on their birthday.

01:39:40.000 You know, I think they tend to do what we blame blacks for doing, where they blame the whites for all their problems. 1.00

01:39:47.000 No, sorry, the whites for all their problems. 0.96

01:39:51.000 Yeah, I think what happens is people go, oh, Seth Abramovich is Jewish.

01:39:56.000 This person has a problem.

01:39:57.000 He's Jewish.

01:39:58.000 This person is a saboteur and works at Huffington Post and Daily Beast.

01:40:01.000 This guy shut down Adult Swim.

01:40:02.000 He's Jewish.

01:40:03.000 So you go, it's a Jewish problem. 1.00

01:40:05.000 But I think you'll find that Jews are disproportionately represented in medicine, in law.

01:40:11.000 They tend to have higher IQs.

01:40:13.000 So media attracts high IQ people.

01:40:16.000 It's easy if you're smart.

01:40:18.000 And so you tend, and right now mainstream media is shitting on the president, so you're going to tend to be liberal.

01:40:24.000 But I think anti-Semitism is willfully ignoring the Jews on our side, the Orthodox Jews, like Ron Coleman, who is fighting tooth and nail with me to destroy the SPLC, like Ezra Levant, like Alan Dershowitz, like Dennis Prager.

01:40:40.000 Dennis Prager has done more for conservatism and maintaining American values than most conservatives.

01:40:50.000 So anti-Semitism to me is a myopic focus on Jews that you have a problem with and willfully ignoring the conservative Jews who are trying to help us.

01:41:01.000 We have Hendrix on the line.

01:41:03.000 Impeachment process.

01:41:05.000 Not Jimmy.

01:41:06.000 It's Jimmy.

01:41:08.000 Hey, Gavin.

01:41:09.000 Love the show.

01:41:10.000 Hey, man, thanks a lot.

01:41:14.000 What was that?

01:41:14.000 I said, thanks a lot, man.

01:41:16.000 Not necessarily stone button beautiful.

01:41:21.000 Yeah, you know, I just got to split some my forehead with the LSD band.

01:41:26.000 But you've never heard of Jimmy's in the middle of the day.

01:41:30.000 I'll shut up and stop talking over you.

01:41:31.000 Go ahead.

01:41:32.000 Sorry.

01:41:33.000 I was wondering, you know, I'm 18 and I recently started college, but when they announced the impeachment process, everyone in my feed, you know, people my age, they all just quick, they're like, man, this is it, we got them.

01:41:48.000 But it's like, it's just started, but I don't get why people my age, and I like to think people my age are going to have this sort of, what would you say?

01:41:59.000 It's going to be a rubber band effect towards all the stuff that's been going in the past few years with political correctness.

01:42:05.000 But I just haven't seen that.

01:42:07.000 So I'm just curious what your thoughts are with people my age and our demographic and where you think it could go from here.

01:42:14.000 Well, you're basically like a gay guy in the 1950s if you're in college. 0.52

01:42:19.000 So you have two choices.

01:42:21.000 You come out of the closet and you mock all those people and you say, what now?

01:42:24.000 It's been 24 hours and you're wrong.

01:42:26.000 Where's your scoop?

01:42:27.000 Where's your big impeachment?

01:42:28.000 What's with the dance?

01:42:29.000 You ridicule them for what you told them was going to happen.

01:42:33.000 You point out that Biden did exactly what they're accusing Trump of and even bragged about it.

01:42:38.000 You write that in your essays.

01:42:40.000 You talk about how wonderful the free market is and how the Dow's been going up at 45 degrees in lifespan and we keep being, the more we're successful, the more we complain about.

01:42:49.000 You could talk about Arthur Herman's book, The Idea of Decline in Western Civilization and how we always say we're doomed even when we're doing great.

01:42:57.000 You could also talk about his book, How the Scots Invented the Modern World.

01:43:01.000 Or you could go the A-pluses and pussy route where you go, you're right. 1.00

01:43:08.000 Yeah, I know Trump's problematic.

01:43:10.000 Get a bunch of puntang and also write books on how wonderful socialism is.

01:43:15.000 Get a bunch of A's.

01:43:17.000 It's really up to you.

01:43:18.000 I, and free speech.tv is of the ilk where we say get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

01:43:25.000 So that's what I would do if I was you in school.

01:43:27.000 I would tell these people they're fucking idiots.

01:43:29.000 It would be a serious blow to your pussy potential, and you'd get laid a lot less, and your grades would suffer. 1.00

01:43:34.000 You might even be expelled, but at least you'll die with your boots on.

01:43:38.000 Dash boots.

01:43:40.000 We got.

01:43:40.000 I'm working on a Canadian documentary about Das Boot.

01:43:43.000 It's called Alla Boot Das Boot.

01:43:45.000 That is pretty cool.

01:43:47.000 And I like it.

01:43:48.000 I stole that joke from David Cross.

01:43:49.000 Oh.

01:43:50.000 Nick.

01:43:54.000 Hey, guys.

01:43:54.000 Hey, man.

01:43:55.000 Hello.

01:43:57.000 Hey, so have you guys ever seen The communist propaganda photos that the Koreans and the Russian would make to kind of unite the two groups of people? 0.57

01:44:10.000 No.

01:44:11.000 I mean, those big paintings where everyone's muscular and working on a field.

01:44:17.000 Very similar.

01:44:18.000 It's the same kind of drawings, but it'll be a picture of a Korean guy standing next to a Russian, and they'll be holding each other or holding hands.

01:44:27.000 There's one where there's a Korean guy and a Russian guy standing, but two little boys.

01:44:31.000 They all look super gay. 1.00

01:44:33.000 Yeah, we got that, right?

01:44:34.000 But I just.

01:44:37.000 Go ahead.

01:44:38.000 What's that?

01:44:39.000 No, we got it.

01:44:43.000 Okay.

01:44:43.000 I was going to say I sent Ryan a Facebook message, and I took one of the pictures and basically just modified it.

01:44:52.000 So it would be you and Ryan for a free speech propaganda photo.

01:44:57.000 Okay, thank you very much for your call.

01:45:00.000 In the future, we could just see the picture rather than it's weird to hear.

01:45:03.000 Can you go into your Facebook and find that?

01:45:05.000 I'll work on that while you're talking to this guy.

01:45:07.000 Okay.

01:45:07.000 We need propaganda, by the way.

01:45:09.000 Gabriel.

01:45:10.000 Franklin.

01:45:10.000 Gabriel!

01:45:11.000 Franklin.

01:45:12.000 Peter?

01:45:13.000 Hey, man, how's it going?

01:45:14.000 Good.

01:45:15.000 How are you?

01:45:17.000 Oh, I'm all right.

01:45:18.000 Hey, so earlier you talked about silly ways to end a phone call.

01:45:22.000 Yeah.

01:45:24.000 And I had a buddy who had a phone interview with a company that was trying to hire him.

01:45:29.000 And, well, first off, they asked him, why should we hire you?

01:45:32.000 And he said, I don't know.

01:45:33.000 But he just didn't have an answer.

01:45:34.000 So that was pretty funny.

01:45:35.000 We gave him crap for that.

01:45:36.000 But he was so nervous on the phone call that when he went to go hang up, instead of just saying goodbye, you know, like a normal person, he decided to say, in Jesus' name, amen, and then hung up the phone.

01:45:48.000 Wow.

01:45:49.000 That is incredibly awkward.

01:45:51.000 Thank you for your call, sir.

01:45:55.000 You got Isaac.

01:45:59.000 Hey, Isaac, with the BB car noise.

01:46:04.000 What's up, Isaac?

01:46:07.000 Hey, I was wondering, is Solf going to be releasing any new content or is it just an archive online?

01:46:14.000 No, she's supposed to be doing about one a month.

01:46:17.000 So she has one due any second now.

01:46:20.000 She's done two Greta Thurnberg ones.

01:46:22.000 So I actually emailed her today and I said, why don't you do an update on both of those?

01:46:26.000 Could be a cheap way for you to make money too, because you could use a lot of footage from those previous two you did and then do an update.

01:46:33.000 And I think there's a lot of new stuff to say about Greta.

01:46:36.000 Like, is she suicidal?

01:46:40.000 And if so, does the left like that about her?

01:46:44.000 And do they want to push suicide culture?

01:46:46.000 This is sort of as Levant's thing, I'm stealing. 1.00

01:46:49.000 But there's something macabre about all this.

01:46:52.000 And the fact that we can just ignore China and India and focus on places like Canada, who are 1.5% of the world's carbon footprint, means we're not about logic.

01:47:02.000 So it's about tyranny and control.

01:47:04.000 And the fact that they chose this autistic child and fucking fire Michael Knowles from Fox for daring to point that out implies that something bigger is going on. 0.57

01:47:15.000 And I think there's some anti-family, anti-life stuff going on, pro-choice.

01:47:22.000 I mean, she comes from Sweden and Swedish professors are the ones who are talking about cannibalism. 0.66

01:47:26.000 She wants us to eat bugs. 1.00

01:47:27.000 This is what globalists want.

01:47:28.000 They want destruction first, and then they can rebuild everything in their image. 0.95

01:47:33.000 Rebuild something with their drugs are, what their energies are, what their educations are.

01:47:37.000 In other words, fascism.

01:47:39.000 That's right, folks.

01:47:40.000 Neo-fascism is globalism.

01:47:46.000 That's supposed to be the clown world drop.

01:47:48.000 And we got some letters, actually.

01:47:50.000 One says that they're not sure about her.

01:47:53.000 Something seems fishy.

01:47:55.000 This first guy says she's not 16.

01:47:57.000 She seems like she's 20.

01:47:58.000 But the other letter said, I think she's a mental patient who has no idea what she's doing. 0.98

01:48:03.000 And every time she's without strings.

01:48:06.000 Oh, I got that.

01:48:06.000 Yeah.

01:48:08.000 She has nothing to say.

01:48:11.000 So when you see her, so she's clearly just scripted.

01:48:14.000 So why did her Swedish academic professor choose her as his puppet?

01:48:19.000 Maybe just it's as simple as proximity.

01:48:22.000 But here she is without a teleprompter, without pre-written lines.

01:48:27.000 Could you please tell us what kind of message you are doing here today, what kind of message would you send by doing this to world leaders?

01:48:36.000 And also kind of ask you, do you think it's about time that President Trump would respond to what you have said?

01:48:47.000 Easiest question in the world.

01:48:48.000 So the answer is that world leaders have to understand that we are done with platitudes and sayings and commitments and we need actual action.

01:48:58.000 I want to see allotted budgets for wind power.

01:49:01.000 I want to see allotted budgets for solar.

01:49:04.000 I'm not talking about Obama and his $500 million Cylindra debacle.

01:49:09.000 I'm talking about real money.

01:49:10.000 I'm talking about billions from the EU.

01:49:13.000 And yes, thank you for mentioning Trump.

01:49:15.000 Trump's performance thus far has been absolutely pathetic.

01:49:20.000 He is totally ignoring this crisis.

01:49:22.000 America is one of the wealthiest countries in the world.

01:49:25.000 I want to see a commit from him of at least $3 billion to go to both wind, solar, and future non-fossil fuel renewable energies.

01:49:35.000 And I want that within the next six months.

01:49:38.000 That's what she should say if she was genuinely who she says she is.

01:49:43.000 Let's see what she says.

01:49:44.000 today.

01:49:54.000 I think.

01:49:56.000 I'm sorry, what was the first question?

01:50:00.000 What's the message you would like to send to world leaders to provide you what you would question?

01:50:05.000 I think what we want to send is the message we want to send is to say that we have had enough.

01:50:12.000 And anyone else wants to answer their question?

01:50:17.000 I can't speak on behalf of everyone.

01:50:20.000 Anyone wants to answer about the message to world leaders?

01:50:26.000 Wow.

01:50:27.000 I love when women are driving the boat. 1.00

01:50:29.000 What about President Trump?

01:50:30.000 He's here today.

01:50:30.000 Do you think he should present someone to give women and children a voice.

01:50:34.000 I think maybe you should give some questions to the others as well.

01:50:38.000 Okay.

01:50:39.000 That reminds me of.

01:50:40.000 Remember in school when you hadn't done your homework and you're trying to hide behind the guy in front of you?

01:50:46.000 Where she's like, so who else knows why George Washington declared war?

01:50:51.000 And you're like.

01:50:52.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:50:54.000 Sometimes if you put your hand up way too fast, they don't pick on you.

01:50:58.000 So that's you figure out.

01:50:59.000 Yeah, if you get the first question, then you're good.

01:51:02.000 And then you're this guy.

01:51:04.000 Yeah, because your arm's so heavy.

01:51:06.000 But in a perfect world, you knew the first question, and you don't know any of the others.

01:51:16.000 Damn.

01:51:16.000 All right, so here she is again, off the dome, shooting the shit.

01:51:20.000 Rocket message for world leaders.

01:51:23.000 It's time to panic, and you want them to panic.

01:51:26.000 What do you hope happens next?

01:51:28.000 Easy questions.

01:51:30.000 Of course, by panic, I don't mean literally panic, but that we, and that especially they, step out of their comfort zone because the planet is outside its comfort zone and we also need to be outside our comfort zone to prevent the worst consequences from happening.

01:51:47.000 And what I want people to do now is to become aware of the crisis that is here.

01:51:58.000 And that I tell world leaders when I speak to them and I tell them how it is, I tell them the science and how it looks like.

01:52:12.000 What are they saying?

01:52:14.000 You tell them the science and how it looks like.

01:52:17.000 I'm saying you're going to push your clearly mentally deficient, mentally ill daughter into the fray. 0.99

01:52:24.000 They really are crooked for doing that.

01:52:26.000 You know who should be doing this?

01:52:27.000 A gay boy. 0.96

01:52:29.000 Yeah.

01:52:29.000 A 12-year-old boy who's gay.

01:52:31.000 They're gregarious.

01:52:32.000 I'll tell you what.

01:52:33.000 Oh, my God.

01:52:34.000 Yeah.

01:52:35.000 Listen, I might not know what I'm talking about or whatever.

01:52:37.000 I'm sick of Trump.

01:52:38.000 I'm sick of this pollution.

01:52:39.000 And I want us all to have fun.

01:52:41.000 Step out of your comfort zone, motherfuckers.

01:52:45.000 Do a fucking popper.

01:52:46.000 Live a little.

01:52:48.000 So this is our propaganda.

01:52:49.000 Okay, that was a lot of effort for a very mediocre piece of art.

01:52:53.000 I liked it.

01:52:55.000 Let's take a couple more calls and end it soon.

01:52:58.000 All right, Anthony.

01:53:01.000 What's up, guys?

01:53:02.000 Hey, guys.

01:53:03.000 Hello.

01:53:06.000 Gavin, I just wanted to ask you, as a limited government conservative, what stops you from going the whole nine yards and being an anarchist?

01:53:12.000 Do you think it's a legitimate ideology?

01:53:15.000 Thanks.

01:53:16.000 Wow, that's a good question.

01:53:18.000 And a perfect call, frankly.

01:53:23.000 John Stossel in his book, Give Me a Break, says he'll offer $1,000 to anyone who can come up with something the government can do better than the free market.

01:53:32.000 I wouldn't include roads in that.

01:53:34.000 I think the free market does better with roads, toll roads, and they're all over the country, especially New York.

01:53:39.000 So that leaves what?

01:53:41.000 It leaves the military, the police.

01:53:46.000 I don't think the fire department even is included in that.

01:53:50.000 So law enforcement and the army.

01:53:52.000 But with law enforcement, you go, I've seen privatized police forces.

01:53:58.000 We have them in rich neighborhoods, right, with the local security guards.

01:54:01.000 They seem to do better when they have an incentive.

01:54:03.000 With the TSA, that used to be privatized.

01:54:07.000 That used to be the airlines would pay for security.

01:54:09.000 Then we got the government involved and it became much worse.

01:54:12.000 So it's a really tough question.

01:54:14.000 And I'm thinking about getting an anarchy tattoo because I do think of myself as an anarchist.

01:54:18.000 And just because something, this is going to sound like communism, but just because something is likely implausible doesn't mean it's not a good goal.

01:54:28.000 For example, I've given up on the drug war because I don't think it's just.

01:54:34.000 But the closed borders war, the idea of closing the borders, looks pretty unwinnable.

01:54:39.000 And a lot of the arguments for curbing immigration sound as silly as curbing drugs.

01:54:44.000 It sounds as hopeless.

01:54:46.000 And I'm not sure if it is hopeless or not.

01:54:48.000 But where I say the drug war is unwinnable and stop it, I don't say that with immigration. 1.00

01:54:53.000 No matter what happens, I want to keep fighting for that.

01:54:56.000 And I want to keep fighting for less and less government.

01:54:59.000 The beauty of this conundrum is we are so far from anarchy.

01:55:05.000 Think of the show hoarders.

01:55:06.000 So what you're saying to me is, Gavin, what about this hoarder, this house that they're looking at?

01:55:12.000 What about no garbage at all?

01:55:14.000 Like not even a little mini office garbage upstairs and then not even a garbage in the sink.

01:55:21.000 No garbage.

01:55:22.000 And I'm like, I can see that.

01:55:24.000 I'm not against that idea.

01:55:26.000 I guess you take out an orange peel the second you have an orange peel.

01:55:29.000 But right now, the house is full, top to bottom, with fucking shit.

01:55:35.000 It is packed to the ceiling.

01:55:36.000 There's feces everywhere.

01:55:38.000 I saw rats.

01:55:39.000 There's cockroaches crawling on the walls.

01:55:42.000 The toilet doesn't work.

01:55:43.000 She's been shitting in the bathtub for three months. 1.00

01:55:46.000 So let's get down to the difference between libertarianism.

01:55:50.000 No, let's get down to the difference between closed borders libertarians, open borders libertarians.

01:55:55.000 And I think those differences, by the way, are based on social services.

01:55:59.000 Milton Friedman said, you can have open borders, you just can't have welfare.

01:56:02.000 You can't have both.

01:56:03.000 So maybe that difference isn't so crazy.

01:56:05.000 And then we can start parsing the difference between libertarianism and anarchy when we're way down the line.

01:56:12.000 But right now, we have to deal with a crazy fucking pack rat and her disgusting house called the White House. 1.00

01:56:20.000 And on that note, I'd love to say that we will win this war.

01:56:24.000 I'm optimistic we will win this war. 0.62

01:56:27.000 However, it's not affecting my behavior.

01:56:30.000 No matter how hard we fight, I will want to keep fighting.

01:56:35.000 No matter how much they appear to be killing us, no matter how many of my friends like Max, Dave, and John over at fundthewest.org or Roger Stone over at stone defensefund.com, no matter how much they oppress us and try to take away our freedoms, I will fight to my Last dying breath for freedom in this country.

01:57:04.000 And when we look back through history and we see things like the American Revolution, the Civil War, and of course, World War II and all the other horrific battles we have endured over the years, I think we should consider ourselves lucky that we're still alive.

01:57:18.000 We can still breathe.

01:57:20.000 There's still food on our tables.

01:57:22.000 We've got a lot more fighting to do.

01:57:23.000 And the last thing we should be doing right now is complaining or worrying about getting canceled.

01:57:29.000 Get fired.

01:57:30.000 Get in trouble.

01:57:31.000 Be brave.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - September 28, 2019

GOML LIVE #14 - STOP LISTENING TO LA

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