Gavin and Maddie talk about a variety of topics, including: Trump, drunk people, and why John Glazer should be castrated and murdered. Also, Gavin talks about why he doesn t care that his daughter has a black daughter.
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00:02:12.000And it's all fun megrop, me, jolly, jolly glove.
00:09:08.000But it's funny that it's funny that you lose, like when you become like the national divorce, right, with Trump, you understand that you lose like your radical friends.
00:09:20.000But then you lose friends that are not radical at all.
00:13:39.000So I met this senior citizen named, well, we don't need to get into what his name is, but he's a carpenter, and he's showing me all these cool, like, things with his trade, like, you know, sanding down these oak trees and building a bookshelf.
00:18:49.000This is the first commercial in history where a Japanese man has insulted the clientele of the product and said, fuck you, I wish I had a beard.
00:20:34.000So tonight, the live chats are for Joe Biggs.
00:20:41.000Not Jon and Max, but Joe Biggs, who is sitting in a cell for a year because he dared to enter the Capitol, which is the worst thing imaginable.
00:22:46.000According to Baltimorasun.com, Rivera was the defensive coordinator for the Chicago Bears for three seasons before becoming the San Diego Chargers linebackers coach.
00:27:56.000Do you remember like every time, like, this is what I was thinking, when you were crunching up one of the ingredients, the Cheetos?
00:28:03.000Do you remember, because usually when you're doing something methodical, like if I'm cutting scallions, for instance, I'll think of one of the times I was cutting scallions at the old restaurant.
00:28:11.000Did it bring you back to a specific time where you were bashing the Cheetos and crushing up the ingredients?
00:28:17.000Yeah, I mean, we've made, I made tons of those things.
00:28:21.000Not like just one occasion, but it was a daily routine.
00:28:45.000It's like when I was cutting scallions, I'd be listening to Opie and Anthony, so I'd imagine it's a hot day, you know, like the doors open to the restaurant, so I'm getting a little bit of a breeze.
00:28:55.000And I remember like a specific time listening to like a Louis C.K. boat story cutting scallions, like a specific time.
00:29:02.000No, not, I mean, it brought me back to being in Virginia, in CVRJ, Central Virginia Regional Jail.
00:29:09.000Is that the only place you made this dish?
00:29:11.000No, they've made them all over the place.
00:31:30.000We're going to fucking fix that problem.
00:31:33.000It's funny when you're drunk, you see yourself slurring and not handling problems and your brain is like coherent and you're like, get it together, shithead.
00:34:01.000You know, it was tough because I was on Dalton Claude Felter's show, and he was like, so the firing thing, and I was like, no, it wasn't rehearsed, you know, but we had planned to.
00:34:10.000The brilliant thing about firing Ryan was Joe Tonelli only had one day off.
00:34:16.000So we filmed his bits on Tuesday, and then we also aired it on Thursday.
00:34:24.000So both of his experiences were filmed on the same day.
00:38:18.000I come back to the studio and I'm watching like Dave Wakefield and Stevie Jones jukebox and I watch a bunch of old punk stuff and Steve Jones is talking about mods and rockers and stuff, which was the origin of the Proud Boys.
00:38:34.000And I start getting in touch with who I am as a person.
00:45:11.000So anyway, the moral of the story is, remember when you would fuck a bunch of chicks when you were single and you had like that tall Korean chick that you love fucking but you had nothing in common with?
00:45:26.000And you would try to fuck her like once every two weeks.
00:45:29.000But if you didn't talk to her regularly via text, she'd like move on.
00:45:37.000So I think what I learned today is you can't have like three crews.
00:45:45.000I used to have my Mameronek duck-in crew, my MAGA Dad Larchmont crew, and my boxing crew.
00:45:56.000I think it's naive to think you're going to have three kids and three crews.
00:54:50.000Michelle Malkin wrote a book called In Defense of Internment Camps.
00:54:54.000I was in my son's room last week, and he was away at my in-law's house, and so I'm wandering around my own home, and I see this fucking graphic novel.
00:55:07.000And it's George DeKay, We Were Niggers.
00:58:06.000The guards were black Hebrew Israelites.
00:58:09.000And so I'm seeing on the screen this images of January 6th.
00:58:15.000And all the inmates thought that I was an anti-black terrorist because they had me in there on these bogus charges saying that I tried to blow up a mall with a pack of hot dogs.
00:59:28.000Anyhow, so I'm watching this, and then all the black guys just start going crazy.
00:59:34.000And they locked us down for the next two days.
00:59:38.000And the entire time, the guards were all screaming at me, like calling me the synagogue of Satan and saying that I was controlling this insurrection and it was a Zionist plot.
00:59:50.000And it was just a very bizarre experience because on the news, the only story that we saw was about the insurrection and then about the fact that they had a so-called vaccine shortage.
01:00:02.000And at the same time, they had these bureaucrats coming into the cell.
01:00:07.000And mind you, because of COVID, they already cleared out most of the islands.
01:00:10.000The only people left were like the rapists and the murderers and me.
01:00:14.000And so they bring in this bureaucrat and he's like explaining the benefits of the vaccine and why we need to take it as inmates.
01:00:22.000And on the news, they're saying there's a shortage, but they're not giving it to the guards at this point.
01:04:32.000So they created this fast rockabilly that the Brits, of course, the British people, when they saw them, they went, oh my God, what they're doing is they're showing you that the working class can make rock and roll.
01:05:27.000It's possible that the sex pistols in the clash saw Joey Ramon and these fucking dumb losers from Queens in 1979 play a show in London at the 100 Club or wherever it was and go,
01:05:45.000oh my God, what they're doing is so profound.
01:05:50.000They're reinventing what rock and roll can be.
01:05:54.000So it's possible that these dummies saw the Ramones do that dumb show and they went like, it's a gift from God.
01:06:03.000But what's incredibly important to remember is that the Sex Puzzles already had a set list before the Ramones played that show.
01:10:31.000I was saying this on, I can't remember whose podcast it was, but I was like, I went over to NWA and Paris and MC Ren and all these MC rap dudes who would just talk about white people and how they all need to die.
01:10:49.000And I'd be sitting there with my headphones being like, fucking right, man.
01:11:18.000And I can't repeat how much, how often this has come up, but like Japanese, Mexicans, blacks, there's something about whites Where they're just like, let's kill all white people.
01:11:33.000And white people go, Yeah, that sounds good.
01:12:50.000The idea of me going to, we're Sikhs, Bangladesh, and being at the airport with, I don't know, a fucking sideways rap baseball hat and being like, what's going on, dude?
01:14:48.000First of all, this is the one I was going to say, but I have to say, Gavin, like, Ryan, you are in the presence of a legend amongst legends.
01:15:18.000I want to go back to college, but every college I have to get vaccinated.
01:15:23.000I did online school during COVID, and it was the most depressing saga of my life.
01:15:28.000So I just, honestly, I'm looking at moving to Texas or another state, but I love it down here in Southern California other than how left it is.
01:24:41.000And I was thinking about Nika Fashions, but I'll tell you, I ordered some censored TV t-shirts two weeks ago coming out of Vegas, and they're not to Wyoming yet.
01:24:52.000So thinking about Nita Fashions in Hong Kong, how long is that going to take?
01:24:57.000I don't know if it's the booze talking, but I hereby am going to pay for you to get a custom suit from Nita Fashion.
01:27:11.000Well, I think everybody has a different path to Christ or God or whatever you believe in.
01:27:18.000And, you know, sometimes, you know, like a lot of Catholics, for instance, they tell me to join the Catholic Church.
01:27:25.000And, you know, I see them, you know, sinning or, you know, there's flaws in the way that they go about life.
01:27:32.000Not very Catholic, but it's okay because you can't judge the shortcomings of people as long as they are believing in Christ and they are, you know, a faithful person.
01:28:17.000Right now he's talking about your relationship with Christ and the Catholic Church and how you're not a good Catholic and things like that.
01:28:25.000And I'm telling him that, you know, sometimes you feel like you're a toad.
01:28:54.000Gavin, do you ever feel you created an irreverent, amoral, substantially ironic, iconoclastic media empire that accelerated the collapse of journalism in the West by at least a decade?
01:29:11.000Thank you for your comment that's going to Joe Biggs is lawyer trial.
01:35:36.000Perfect definition of how we all feel.
01:35:39.000So I think I was calling in to talk you into Arkansas if you ever moved, but now that I hear some of the fuck-ups that have called into the show tonight, we have like cottonmouth water moccasins.
01:39:45.000And if you want to get pussy, my number one piece of advice is be Bill Murray in stripes when he's putting the spatula under the chick who's sitting on the fucking kitchen counter or the grill.
01:43:01.000So it's amazing how many of these fucking critics cite this club as evil and racist and whatever, when so much of their fucking things are based on you need a bump of cocaine right now.
01:44:19.000Another thing, the reason I called was something that I haven't seen you talk about is how cities are requiring 10 to 20 percent, if not higher, of these infrastructure bills to be going to fair share or disadvantaged businesses, which is minority work.
01:46:16.000So Biden goes, I'm going to get a black woman to be in the Supreme Court.
01:46:27.000The disturbing thing about that is it's fucking affirmative action.
01:46:31.000And as we were discussing yesterday on Anthony's show, these fucking affirmative action hires like the fucking dude who was starting fires so he could be the first guy at the fire.
01:46:43.000And he made $380,000 a year as the best fireman in the world because he was at the fire first.
01:46:52.000And this cunt Jackson is the same Bill.
01:51:11.000Why do Ryan and I get negative terms and why does Maddie get a cool term?
01:51:18.000Well, considering he was in one of the most notorious organizations known in American history, I owe him in a much more class of respect than both of you.
01:51:31.000Not that I don't respect you and Ryan.
01:52:06.000They're sending ships all over the world to seize drugs from the cartel.
01:52:14.000And the amount of money that I think they're spending in man hours and ordnance and everything doesn't even compare to how much we're seizing in the drugs, you know.
01:59:14.000I feel like a lot of other groups are talking about race, and if it's not equal, then we're perpetuating races by not doing what you're saying.
01:59:20.000I feel like he was basing it, too, on a couple comments on the site, and I'm like, can you imagine a different culture where you were constantly checking the comments on the site?
02:01:23.000Yeah, it's just a dumb release during the appeal for the verdict, which everyone agrees is valid.
02:01:32.000So he'll get out for like a week, then he'll go back in.
02:01:36.000I love him being in prison, though, because I don't think he's ever experienced any fucking negative behavior, which is funny because he's a gay black.
02:01:47.000And all of these libs of TikTok teachers go, it's so hard for young children who identify as gay.
02:01:56.000And we're watching it going, no, it's not.
02:05:14.000I will say there were times when I thought he was gay, and I'd be driving back in my cab, my Fox News cab that was paid for, and I'd be like, dude, if you're fucking gay, nobody cares.
02:06:57.000And not only would he pay for all of our vacations and the place we rented, but he would match whatever he's paid to a veteran's charity fund.
02:14:14.000I've stopped at shoppers, got a COVID test, and it was negative, HIV positive, but negative.
02:14:21.000And fucking, yeah, they said you have to be vaxx to get into the country.
02:14:26.000So some fucking scumbag motherfucker can let his daughter get raped from Mexico and get into the country, but I can't with a negative COVID test.
02:15:24.000Like, we're 10 minutes after, and you think, like, oh, okay, that's a good thing to do because it helps people who, you know, didn't make it.
02:16:52.000Well, you're making it last, so I'll just keep...
02:16:55.000I'm not going to talk about what I was going to talk about, but remember a while back when you said that your wife's family at the end of a joke goes.
02:18:03.000Would you rather be forced to hold your breath under water for a full two minutes immediately upon waking up for the rest of your life or go to bed in soaking my jeans for the bread?
02:26:21.000I'm about to deploy here in the next few months, and my brother's wedding is supposed to happen right after I get back from the deployment.
02:26:30.000And I heard you give out free suit, probably, maybe, to that one guy before.
02:26:35.000But I'm not going to ask for a suit, but if you had a recommendation from Nita, what kind of suit, because he hasn't, like, my brother hasn't specified like there's any particular theme.
02:26:47.000But if you had, like, maybe one to three suit ideas for, you know, my brother's hopefully only wedding, what would you recommend?
02:27:42.000So I just wanted to agree with the war on drugs.
02:27:46.000You know what's funny is black markets are incentivized through illegalization.
02:27:51.000So when you illegalize something, you're actually offering the market incentive or the premium for that product for people who are willing to take the risk.
02:28:00.000So the smartest thing you can do is to decriminalize the stuff and regulate it like SudaFed.
02:28:05.000You present your ID, you sign a thing.
02:28:07.000Isn't it crazy that that's the proud boy belief, and we are known as far-right radical Nazis?
02:28:16.000Well, we're calling for the mass black unemployment.
02:29:16.000But I'm sure how to work through that.
02:29:21.000I'm going through some crazy shit with my daughter right now, with her friends getting into drugs and it not going very well for the friends.
02:35:09.000But I got to say, thank you for calling because while I walk away from my stupid, dumb BMW that I don't give a fuck about, I'm just like, I'm 51 years old.
02:35:23.000I've been involved in high fashion my whole life.
02:37:59.000And if you're homeschooling and you're getting involved with your kids' lives, you got to be a fucking bitch.
02:38:06.000And by the way, you are like sent from God to come on this show tonight because I've been arguing with my daughter and my son recently where I've been being too nice and reject regretting it.
02:38:29.000I don't know why I can't say the word regretting.
02:38:32.000But yeah, you've got to get tough and get mean and say, we're doing this.
02:38:51.000And I'm telling you right now that those kids, once they get grounded from their phone, they're like, oh my God, I actually see the light and I see like how great it is to be with family.
02:43:42.000So I was at a family function, and I said something about, I mentioned your name.
02:43:48.000Then someone else who was there, like a friend of someone who was there, looked at me and they said, oh, the bird which is the, and I was like, the bald eagle.
02:45:30.000Like, crazy, like she's like taking down doors in the house with a power drill, like in the middle of the night, starts unscrewing all the doors off of the hinges.
02:45:44.000And he's like, yeah, so I had to get a restraining order.
02:45:47.000And part of me was like, a restraining order?
02:46:56.000So then everything starts making sense.
02:46:58.000It's like, oh, you married, so wait, you married someone who was younger than you, who is a black stripper, whose dad died when she was five, who was stabbed at a barbecue.
02:48:00.000Yeah, we're here to convey experiences.
02:48:04.000And apparently, this guy's friends did not experience a good turn of events, but we have turned a good turn of events by constantly repeating our experiments.
02:48:24.000And we are here in the Bronx hanging out at our home bar with Maddie Odell and Ryan Katzu Rivera.
02:48:34.000We're going to sit here doing shots after we leave.
02:48:39.000But the moral story tonight is, folks, keep experimenting.
02:50:04.000I put it in my pocket and I took it home to Jenny.
02:50:12.000She sighed and she swore she'd never, never would deceive me.
02:50:19.000But the devil take that moment for it can never be that easy.
02:50:26.000My siren dama do dama da whack for my daddy oh whack for my daddy oh and through his key in the jar And it's all for me grog,
02:52:00.000wear army boots Me no get no get boots They're all round the beer and tobacco You see soles were getting thin and the uppers netting in And the heels are looking out for better weather And it's all for me grock me jolly jolly grock All for me be rento And I spent a bomb me tin with my lassie drinking tin And I'm if I'm ready,