Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #141

00:04:06.000 That was way better in my memory than what I just heard.

00:04:10.000 Well, we had two speakers going, but I remembered that being the craziest song in the world when it came out.

00:04:18.000 Now it's like a mildly amusing rap jam.

00:04:21.000 Am I- did you play the right version or something?

00:04:24.000 I believe so.

00:04:26.000 That seemed like rap music.

00:04:31.000 I thought there was all kinds of like, yeah.

00:04:35.000 Fight the fight to fight the fight.

00:04:37.000 That's the one that starts out with that.

00:04:38.000 Fight the fight to fight the fight to fight.

00:04:41.000 Fight the fight to fight fight.

00:04:48.000 Fight the power man.

00:04:54.000 Fight the power band in the world at the time.

00:04:59.000 Making millions of dollars.

00:05:00.000 Fight the power man.

00:05:02.000 You see the cameo to water broken there.

00:05:05.000 No.

00:05:08.000 Oh, shit.

00:05:09.000 We hadn't got the whole story at that point.

00:05:12.000 Whoops.

00:05:14.000 This buffoon is under the impression that that flavor flaves sitcom they had was the man.

00:05:25.000 Like, a lot of these radical lefties think that there's this big omnipotent force.

00:05:29.000 I mean, there is when it comes to Klaus Schwab and globalism.

00:05:32.000 But as far as the details, like fighting public enemy, no, dude.

00:05:39.000 They're not in control of the public narrative when it comes to rap bands.

00:05:44.000 Anyway, he was under the impression that they made that Flavor Flave show to make Public Enemy look bad via Flavor Flave.

00:05:54.000 And I'm like, dude, you're giving them way too much credit.

00:05:56.000 And everyone loves your band.

00:05:59.000 Every, like, best bands of all time list.

00:06:01.000 Flavor Flave is in the top 50, if not the top 10.

00:06:06.000 So, how are you?

00:06:08.000 I like in that song, too.

00:06:09.000 He goes, Fuck John Wayne.

00:06:12.000 He's a racist.

00:06:13.000 Most of my heroes don't appear on no stamps.

00:06:16.000 All of your heroes appear on stamps.

00:06:19.000 I wouldn't be surprised if there's a Lewis Barrackon stamp.

00:06:37.000 Pinky smalls is from Sri Lanka.

00:06:55.000 I think you gotta make your skin a little lighter.

00:06:57.000 It seems racist.

00:06:58.000 It does.

00:06:59.000 This one does.

00:07:01.000 Yeah.

00:07:03.000 What's the other one?

00:07:04.000 Oh, Jesse Lee Peterson doesn't seem racist for some reason.

00:07:06.000 No, no, no.

00:07:07.000 When you were Julian Mumbaga from South Africa.

00:07:11.000 Anyway, welcome to Get Off My Lawn Live.

00:07:14.000 Thank you, Maddie O'Dell, for coming back to the show.

00:07:17.000 No, that's Biggie Smalls.

00:07:19.000 Hey, there we go.

00:07:19.000 What's up, everybody?

00:07:20.000 Good to see you.

00:07:21.000 That's Biggie White Smalls. 0.57

00:07:25.000 Biggie Baby Monster. 1.00

00:07:26.000 Baby Monsters.

00:07:27.000 Baby Grances.

00:07:29.000 Biggie Smalls comes from a middle-class household, by the way.

00:07:32.000 No.

00:07:33.000 Yes.

00:07:34.000 Oh, what?

00:07:35.000 He ain't from these streets.

00:07:36.000 That's...

00:07:37.000 Same with Ice Cube.

00:07:40.000 Middle-class dude.

00:07:42.000 So is Dr. Dre.

00:07:44.000 Dr. Dre.

00:07:45.000 Now they have a big screening process.

00:07:47.000 Before you get signed and wrap, they go, I want to know what neighborhood you're from.

00:07:52.000 I want to know if your dad's in jail.

00:07:54.000 I got to see your criminal record.

00:07:55.000 Oh, shit.

00:07:56.000 Looks kind of nice.

00:07:58.000 It looks like where...

00:07:59.000 It looks like 10 Downing Street.

00:08:01.000 Yeah, it does.

00:08:03.000 Like uptown.

00:08:04.000 I don't expect Boris Johnson to come out with a funny hair dude.

00:08:06.000 Somebody left their motorcycle out there.

00:08:07.000 It looks fine.

00:08:08.000 There's shrubs.

00:08:11.000 None of the cars are on cinderball.

00:08:12.000 Brass handle doors?

00:08:13.000 Molding, brass handle doors.

00:08:15.000 AC units.

00:08:16.000 He said he had no AC.

00:08:18.000 It was always worth in the projects.

00:08:20.000 We had no AC.

00:08:21.000 Okay, we did.

00:08:22.000 You got me.

00:08:24.000 Lied. 0.99

00:08:24.000 No heat. 0.99

00:08:26.000 Yeah, new heat.

00:08:27.000 That's why Christmas missed us.

00:08:28.000 Yeah.

00:08:29.000 He's a liar.

00:08:30.000 You guys really know your biggie smalls.

00:08:33.000 Well, he's the infamous.

00:08:37.000 So you know how it works today?

00:08:39.000 The first half hour is sponsored.

00:08:41.000 So we can make it free.

00:08:43.000 And all you freeloaders get to know our fans.

00:08:47.000 No, no, sorry.

00:08:48.000 Worst word ever.

00:08:49.000 What we call our baby monsters.

00:08:51.000 And we read letters.

00:08:52.000 We do live chats.

00:08:54.000 And we take calls.

00:08:56.000 And the live chats this week are just like last week where 100% of the profits go to Joe Biggs.

00:09:03.000 Go to his case.

00:09:05.000 I think I'm going to be subpoenaed for this January 6th shit.

00:09:10.000 I don't mind.

00:09:11.000 Subpoenum away.

00:09:14.000 I want to explain to the jury what the Proud Boys are.

00:09:17.000 I kind of wish I was subpoenaed for Max and John, and I could have explained all the jokes they used in trial as like these horrible racist quotes.

00:09:27.000 What are you printing out?

00:09:28.000 The reads.

00:09:29.000 I have them here, shit for brains.

00:09:31.000 Oh, cool.

00:09:32.000 So if you want to send in a super chat or a paychat, as we call it, you go to the live page.

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00:11:16.000 Yeah, they can get scratchy.

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00:11:24.000 It's the worst.

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00:12:20.000 You know what happened with that suit?

00:12:21.000 That guy who won the suit for Nita Fashions?

00:12:24.000 I'm going to send it to him, but a bunch of other people emailed going, I'm the guy who won the suit.

00:12:32.000 Two other people did that.

00:12:33.000 So now I got to go and vet assholes who are lying.

00:12:38.000 Like, why are you wasting people's time?

00:12:41.000 We're back to prank calls here.

00:12:42.000 Some pranks are funny.

00:12:43.000 Jackass is good at it, but like just making someone have to go through paperwork, is that amusing to you?

00:12:50.000 Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

00:12:55.000 Alrighty, then.

00:12:56.000 Okay.

00:12:57.000 My new toy.

00:12:59.000 Here, let me get selfish for a second here.

00:13:01.000 So I built a bar in my basement.

00:13:04.000 And I obviously want to call it, I don't have a choice.

00:13:06.000 It has to be called Gavin's Tavern, right?

00:13:09.000 It writes itself.

00:13:11.000 I've been.

00:13:12.000 Yeah.

00:13:13.000 We partied there the other night.

00:13:14.000 Oh, yes, we did.

00:13:15.000 Good times.

00:13:17.000 You know the guy we partied with?

00:13:19.000 He texted me the next day.

00:13:20.000 Did I tell you this?

00:13:20.000 No.

00:13:21.000 He's like, just so you should know, your buddy's hands say Mr. Murder and your throat here.

00:13:27.000 So you may want to watch your back.

00:13:31.000 Thanks for the heads up.

00:13:32.000 Shit, I had no idea.

00:13:33.000 Oh, for fuck's sake, son.

00:13:36.000 You should wear Mickey Mouse gloves when you first meet people.

00:13:40.000 Yeah.

00:13:41.000 Hi, how are you?

00:13:43.000 That's even creepier.

00:13:44.000 So what I want to do is make a nice logo that says Gav's Tav, but then I want to have it cut out on like white plastic.

00:13:54.000 Die cut.

00:13:55.000 You know what I mean?

00:13:56.000 Like plexiglass, but white plastic.

00:13:59.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:13:59.000 I can see that.

00:14:01.000 And then put it on the wall.

00:14:03.000 So does anyone have like a machine that cuts plexiglass for me?

00:14:06.000 I'll send you the logo.

00:14:08.000 And then can anyone help me make the logo?

00:14:11.000 CNC.

00:14:12.000 Gavs Tav.

00:14:15.000 I'll show you what I'm thinking of maybe later.

00:14:21.000 What else should we talk about?

00:14:23.000 One little tiny news item we have to cover.

00:14:26.000 I can't get over this fucking clown.

00:14:29.000 This black dude goes to Ukraine, gets a bunch of money because he says he's going to do some real reporting. 0.95

00:14:36.000 And so far his reporting has just been like, hey, you know that beer, Schlupenmasen?

00:14:42.000 No?

00:14:43.000 Well, it's from Ukraine.

00:14:45.000 And I'm right by the brewery.

00:14:46.000 Check it out.

00:14:48.000 No.

00:14:49.000 If you're going to go down there, you need to show us some dead babies. 1.00

00:14:52.000 Sorry.

00:14:53.000 Like, that's what we need.

00:14:54.000 We need blood.

00:14:56.000 If it bleeds, it leads.

00:14:58.000 So we're not really looking for a local tour of various Ukraine distilleries or safe things.

00:15:05.000 I would never want to be a war reporter.

00:15:07.000 I don't like that kind of shit.

00:15:08.000 I don't want to get blown up in your stupid wars, especially if I didn't sign up for the army.

00:15:14.000 But if you are dumb enough to go do that, we need some blood.

00:15:18.000 So he's got zero blood.

00:15:19.000 But while he's down there, he's discovered that he's queer. 1.00

00:15:27.000 Why not train?

00:15:28.000 There's a catch.

00:15:30.000 He doesn't want to suck any dicks.

00:15:31.000 If you look, did I send you this, Ryan?

00:15:33.000 I don't have an email from you.

00:15:36.000 Yes, you do.

00:15:37.000 Was this, oh, the other day's email?

00:15:39.000 No, March 24th at 8.25 p.m. to Ryan Rivera.

00:15:48.000 Did it not come through?

00:15:50.000 No.

00:15:52.000 Did I not send it?

00:15:55.000 Maybe I just printed it out and then I never actually hit send.

00:15:58.000 I've done that before.

00:15:59.000 Poop farts.

00:16:01.000 All right.

00:16:01.000 If it's on your phone, it...

00:16:03.000 No, it's on my desktop.

00:16:04.000 I'm going to go to my office because you've got to see this guy.

00:16:08.000 You guys be amusing on your phone.

00:16:09.000 He needs to be careful if he comes across some Russian soldiers because they're not too fond of queer guys.

00:16:14.000 They're not big on the gayers.

00:16:16.000 No, Putin is not.

00:16:17.000 We have a super chat.

00:16:18.000 I think Ryan is blurry.

00:16:20.000 That's a good theory.

00:16:22.000 That's the problem.

00:16:23.000 It's not camera's fault.

00:16:26.000 Ryan is blurry, and that's extra scary to me.

00:16:29.000 It's blurry face.

00:16:30.000 There's a gay, out of the gay, out-of-focus jab roaming around Brooklyn. 0.76

00:16:38.000 Mitch, 17 years ago this week.

00:16:41.000 Rest in peace, Mitch.

00:16:42.000 Oh, man, Mitch Hedberg died.

00:16:45.000 Yeah, Mitch Hedberg rules.

00:16:47.000 Mitch Hedberg died?

00:16:49.000 Wow.

00:16:50.000 We got all the hot recent news.

00:16:52.000 17 years ago this week.

00:16:55.000 Okay.

00:16:56.000 What an irrelevant piece of information.

00:16:59.000 Okay, I sent it to you.

00:17:03.000 That guy, that's not worth reading, that $10 one.

00:17:06.000 You should be honored that it appeared on the screen.

00:17:11.000 The cobalt farts are results of COVID.

00:17:13.000 You lost your sense of smell, dude.

00:17:14.000 Says Alex Portman.

00:17:15.000 Very confidently, this person has figured out our problem.

00:17:18.000 Hey, shithead.

00:17:20.000 You smart asses who have figured everything out.

00:17:24.000 Did you know that know-it-alls are usually the stupidest people in the room?

00:17:28.000 Yes.

00:17:29.000 Clearly, it has occurred to us that it's just my nose that makes all my farts and shit smell like sulfur.

00:17:37.000 And my piss, by the way.

00:17:40.000 But as Ryan pointed out on the show, when he's changing his daughter's diaper, he doesn't smell sulfur or cobalt or whatever you want to call it.

00:17:48.000 He smells shit.

00:17:49.000 And I've smelled other people's shit in public bathrooms.

00:17:52.000 Yes.

00:17:53.000 Me too.

00:17:55.000 So, yes, it has occurred to me, fuckhead.

00:17:58.000 A 51-year-old has done the basic scientific analysis of this strange problem where his shits and farts smell like cobalt.

00:18:07.000 Not only that, I have farted in the car, and my daughter and wife have both said, what is that?

00:18:15.000 Didn't occur to them that it was from a butthole. 0.99

00:18:18.000 And they were like, what is that weird sulfur smell?

00:18:21.000 Did a robot die in our car?

00:18:23.000 Yeah.

00:18:24.000 Is someone burning plastic wires?

00:18:28.000 So...

00:18:30.000 That goes to my computer chip thing.

00:18:32.000 This goes back to...

00:18:33.000 What's that?

00:18:33.000 That we have computer chips in our system.

00:18:35.000 This is making us, it's building computer inside of us.

00:18:39.000 But you didn't get the vaccine, nor did I. No, that's the update.

00:18:43.000 The virus is just the base you take it out of the package.

00:18:46.000 So somehow I got a microchip in my body just from like a sneeze?

00:18:50.000 It's building microchips.

00:18:52.000 Like also, I don't know if you noticed, but in the shower, you'll clear your nose out and you'll see like compound structures where snot, regular snot would be before.

00:19:01.000 Now it's like, it's weird.

00:19:04.000 Have you noticed your snot in the...

00:19:05.000 Well, a lot of things that are untrue are weird, I think you'll find.

00:19:08.000 Like dinosaurs.

00:19:09.000 That's why they're called retarded theories. 0.99

00:19:12.000 Like dinosaurs?

00:19:13.000 Oh, he's back to not believing in dinosaurs.

00:19:15.000 Can we just go over Ryan's various phases?

00:19:19.000 Remember he was learning German for a while.

00:19:23.000 The moon landing was fake, was a thing.

00:19:26.000 Dinosaurs, he's back on dinosaurs now.

00:19:28.000 But they're biblical, and they lived with men.

00:19:31.000 Yep.

00:19:31.000 But yeah, but then you said they were real.

00:19:34.000 No, yeah, you changed it.

00:19:35.000 You didn't believe they existed at all before.

00:19:38.000 Now they existed, but they're just like...

00:19:40.000 After AFPAC.

00:19:41.000 From like the year 600, they died or something.

00:19:44.000 Yeah, if they're in the scripture, then I believe them.

00:19:46.000 Okay, so let's count that as two different theories.

00:19:50.000 One, dinosaurs don't exist.

00:19:51.000 One dinosaurs did exist with man.

00:19:53.000 Right.

00:19:54.000 That's four wildly retarded things Ryan was into. 1.00

00:19:58.000 Now, I guess number five is COVID is made up of tiny little nanobots, like a science fiction movie.

00:20:06.000 Yep.

00:20:06.000 And they are building microchips inside our body as we speak.

00:20:10.000 And when you clean your nose out in the shower, there's compound structures.

00:20:14.000 Compound structures, yeah.

00:20:14.000 That's, I guess, a microchip that wasn't made.

00:20:18.000 It's an accident.

00:20:19.000 And so it caught in the mucous membranes.

00:20:22.000 And when you're farting and pissing and stuff like that, now it's like technology waste that's coming out.

00:20:27.000 That's why it smells like burnt electronics.

00:20:32.000 Amazing.

00:20:33.000 The amazing thing about it is that he actually believes this shit.

00:20:36.000 I'm floating it.

00:20:37.000 I don't know.

00:20:38.000 And then you'll bring it up like a month later and he'll go, oh, that?

00:20:40.000 Yeah, I don't know what the fuck that was about.

00:20:42.000 Like, we don't...

00:20:42.000 Like, German.

00:20:43.000 What happened to German?

00:20:44.000 That was your commitment.

00:20:45.000 I started brushing up on it maybe a month or two ago, but yeah, it's hard.

00:20:51.000 I hit a wall, for sure.

00:20:52.000 I hit a wall.

00:20:53.000 Well, bodybuilding is number six.

00:20:55.000 Well, I'm still going with that.

00:20:57.000 Right.

00:20:58.000 I got my testosterone check.

00:21:00.000 Should I reveal the...

00:21:03.000 It starts with the letter F and ends with the letter AG.

00:21:06.000 That's not a letter.

00:21:08.000 So no, that's false.

00:21:11.000 Well, it is a letter.

00:21:12.000 It's not a number.

00:21:13.000 It's two letters.

00:21:14.000 The letter AG?

00:21:16.000 Yeah, it's two letters.

00:21:18.000 Well, that's a periodic table of elements.

00:21:20.000 Spoken like a true F AG. 0.92

00:21:24.000 Disagree.

00:21:25.000 So what was your number?

00:21:26.000 Yeah, we're waiting.

00:21:27.000 I'd say 700.

00:21:28.000 Well, 800.

00:21:29.000 We're waiting.

00:21:30.000 I'm sending the results to the computer so I can show them.

00:21:34.000 800, that's.

00:21:37.000 Thank you, but no.

00:21:38.000 What's the normal range?

00:21:40.000 It goes from like 300 to 1100.

00:21:43.000 Yes.

00:21:44.000 And what's the average Joe on the street?

00:21:46.000 500?

00:21:48.000 I don't know.

00:21:48.000 Mine's low.

00:21:50.000 Let's see.

00:21:51.000 I sent it to myself.

00:21:52.000 Mine's probably 1,200.

00:21:54.000 Are you sure yours is low?

00:21:55.000 Yeah, I have mine.

00:21:56.000 There's all key.

00:21:57.000 Do you know what they were?

00:21:58.000 Yeah, I'll send them to you.

00:21:59.000 Sweet.

00:22:00.000 Okay, now we're cooking.

00:22:01.000 Send them to you right now.

00:22:02.000 Excuse the phone.

00:22:04.000 Yeah, my thing is being sent too, and it's not quick.

00:22:08.000 But in the meantime, I'm going to...

00:22:09.000 Okay, it's just sent.

00:22:10.000 I'm going to pull up this right here.

00:22:13.000 Jeff?

00:22:15.000 Jeff?

00:22:15.000 What now?

00:22:16.000 Okay, so I have the images, and they are to be shown in a matter of second.

00:22:22.000 Do we have live chats piling up here?

00:22:24.000 Probably have a few.

00:22:26.000 So here we go.

00:22:29.000 426.

00:22:31.000 The low end of the normal spectrum.

00:22:34.000 Yeah, I'm 433, dude.

00:22:38.000 Damn.

00:22:38.000 Wait, wait.

00:22:39.000 Maddie's 433 with a heart condition and all kinds of medication and five doctors monitoring him, making sure his testosterone doesn't get too high or he could die.

00:22:49.000 So his is held down unnaturally.

00:22:52.000 Yes.

00:22:53.000 Ryan.

00:22:54.000 And also he's older than I am, so he should have lower.

00:22:57.000 Yeah, 50.

00:22:58.000 Right.

00:23:00.000 30.

00:23:01.000 So there's a lot of good at all.

00:23:04.000 I was very upset.

00:23:05.000 So here is Jeff Nepard.

00:23:10.000 His is 358, lower than mine.

00:23:15.000 So what, didn't you just say yours is 326?

00:23:19.000 426.

00:23:19.000 Oh, oh.

00:23:20.000 426?

00:23:21.000 426.

00:23:22.000 I'm higher than you?

00:23:23.000 Yeah.

00:23:24.000 So here's another thing.

00:23:28.000 I ignored this.

00:23:29.000 I mean, obviously I'm Japanese, so that's not good.

00:23:32.000 You are also playing with your bangs as you talk.

00:23:34.000 That should have been an indicator that something was up.

00:23:36.000 But plenty of hair, that's also a bad indicator.

00:23:38.000 People want a little TRT there, bud.

00:23:41.000 That's a lifelong commitment.

00:23:43.000 So I'm not too happy about having to do that.

00:23:46.000 But I'll look into it.

00:23:47.000 I'm going to take another test.

00:23:49.000 So I looked up some videos on this, and people have had a 500-point difference when they took their first test, when they took the second test.

00:23:58.000 It fluctuates.

00:23:59.000 Also, I took mine late, and it said, are you sure you want to take it this late?

00:24:04.000 You got the app with it.

00:24:05.000 What do you mean late?

00:24:06.000 It's not like it's a period.

00:24:08.000 Like 10.15, and it says you have to take it like at 9.

00:24:12.000 9 a.m.

00:24:13.000 Yeah.

00:24:14.000 And I was like, how could that possibly matter?

00:24:16.000 I was like, it doesn't matter.

00:24:17.000 So I just did it late.

00:24:19.000 So maybe that has something to do with it.

00:24:21.000 Also, I don't know.

00:24:24.000 People say that throughout your life and throughout the day, it fluctuates a lot.

00:24:28.000 So I'm going to take another one to be sure.

00:24:29.000 You should take two.

00:24:30.000 There's also the possibility that you're a retarded pussy. 1.00

00:24:33.000 That I don't think that's.

00:24:35.000 Well, he was.

00:24:36.000 That's the Occam's razor here I'm going with.

00:24:39.000 King of the fag zone. 1.00

00:24:40.000 Yeah.

00:24:40.000 It's the red zone.

00:24:41.000 Obvious.

00:24:42.000 The red zone.

00:24:43.000 And so this is me wondering what I'd be like with high testosterone.

00:24:47.000 Yeah.

00:24:48.000 And even the fact that you're showing pictures of yourself and talking about yourself this much is kind of a low test.

00:24:52.000 It's like an 80s fluorescent.

00:24:54.000 Who are those little boys that interviewed Fauci and they did their own tests?

00:24:58.000 They're called like the Devils.

00:25:00.000 The Tri-Guys. 0.99

00:25:01.000 The Tri-Guys. 0.99

00:25:02.000 Yeah.

00:25:03.000 So they had your vibe.

00:25:05.000 They had 200.

00:25:06.000 Like the highest guy there.

00:25:07.000 Okay, so you should hang out with them and you'll be like the fucking, you'll be the Conan, the barbarian of their crew.

00:25:13.000 That's like severely deficient.

00:25:15.000 Yes.

00:25:16.000 So I'm hearing, now there's this video here.

00:25:19.000 When you see these journalists writing, like on these various cat blogs, like Daily Beast and all that, they're all the same.

00:25:28.000 What are you showing us now, Ryan?

00:25:29.000 We're getting bored of your gay. 1.00

00:25:30.000 So this guy had a very low rating, right?

00:25:34.000 Yeah, don't care.

00:25:35.000 Don't care.

00:25:36.000 Test the rating.

00:25:36.000 You're turning the show up.

00:25:39.000 Anyway, back to me and what I was talking about earlier.

00:25:43.000 This black dude in Ukraine thinks he's queer.

00:25:48.000 He's discovered he's queer. 1.00

00:25:50.000 But there's a caveat here.

00:25:53.000 So if you'll just go to the first thing I emailed you.

00:25:59.000 Titiana McGrath making fun of him.

00:26:01.000 I've just started identifying as queer over the last four months.

00:26:05.000 And he's got a good sense of humor about it.

00:26:06.000 He says, Does that make me the new queer, but an old black?

00:26:12.000 You can tell he's woke because he capitalizes B. But notice 5,000 likes.

00:26:17.000 And here's the caveat.

00:26:19.000 I think most men, especially black men, like me, who quote unquote come out later in life, is because, terrible grammar, we don't really know it ourselves.

00:26:31.000 Interesting.

00:26:32.000 So he came out so late because he's just discovered this now.

00:26:36.000 So he wasn't hiding anything.

00:26:38.000 Also, I'm attracted to a wide range of women, but not men at all.

00:26:45.000 So I didn't know how to ID myself, even though I haven't felt quote-unquote straight in years.

00:26:51.000 And then throws a little LOL in there for laps. 0.97

00:26:55.000 It's like just contradicting.

00:26:57.000 What the fuck are you talking about?

00:26:59.000 You're a queer who's not attracted to men, only women. 1.00

00:27:04.000 That would be a heterosexual male.

00:27:06.000 Yeah, that would be an older black dude.

00:27:09.000 Isn't trans sex inherently queer? 1.00

00:27:12.000 If I were having sex with a trans woman that had a penis and I simulated that penis with my mouth and anus, it would fall under queer. 1.00

00:27:18.000 Nope.

00:27:19.000 If you're a cis het man having sex with a woman, you're having straight sex. 0.91

00:27:23.000 Well, yeah, there's something about sucking a dick that just feels queer to me.

00:27:29.000 Well, it's not.

00:27:30.000 It's a woman's penis. 1.00

00:27:30.000 This is a totally different thing. 1.00

00:27:31.000 This is an old meme that was going around where some guy was like having trouble sucking women's dicks.

00:27:36.000 But I like that now you're a horny, middle-aged black man. 1.00

00:27:40.000 You want to fuck fat chicks, skinny chicks, old and young chicks. 1.00

00:27:44.000 Not dissimilar to basically every black guy I've ever met.

00:27:48.000 Now that means he can still be queer. 1.00

00:27:51.000 Now, if I'm a queer, I'm getting kind of annoyed at this point.

00:27:57.000 Because guys are moving in on my oppression, you know?

00:28:03.000 Like these guys worked hard to have their little oppression thing.

00:28:07.000 And now some straight guy moves in and is like, me too, fuck.

00:28:10.000 It sucks, you guys.

00:28:13.000 Many men are closed about their sexuality because of how they feel they would be received.

00:28:20.000 I have a support system and access to mental health services, plus, I don't care about people's negative reactions.

00:28:25.000 What the fuck?

00:28:26.000 It's just another example of this ridiculous asshole mess that is Clown World.

00:28:34.000 All right.

00:28:36.000 Oh, I got Maddie's test results here.

00:28:38.000 Should I show that?

00:28:38.000 Sure, yeah.

00:28:39.000 Okay.

00:28:42.000 433.

00:28:43.000 So I'm going to take another one.

00:28:45.000 Maddie Odell, medicated to keep his tea down, smokes Ryan Rivera, who works out every day, takes gorilla mode, and has become a bodybuilder.

00:28:56.000 Yeah, essentially.

00:28:59.000 Well, he's bulking up.

00:29:01.000 It's sad, but it's true. 1.00

00:29:03.000 It is really sad.

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00:32:13.000 I got to say, Josh, you should have known that you're about to get canceled from Patreon.

00:32:19.000 It's a paper.

00:32:21.000 Is it a paper tiger?

00:32:22.000 Is that the term?

00:32:24.000 Paper tigers.

00:32:26.000 That's a good song.

00:32:27.000 So go to wronggopgumroad.com To help him?

00:32:32.000 They banned him for being on InfoWars.

00:32:35.000 We already discussed that.

00:32:38.000 All right, let's put up the number for some calls.

00:32:41.000 But before we do, I want to talk to a guy who's suing Anti-Fash Gordon.

00:32:47.000 Oh.

00:32:48.000 He's a lawyer.

00:32:48.000 Anti-Fash Gordon is this guy who calls everyone he doesn't like a Nazi and doxes them.

00:32:55.000 His argument is that it's free speech.

00:32:58.000 This guy's argument is, no, it's a call to action.

00:33:01.000 And action is pursuit.

00:33:03.000 They don't just harass these people as employers, but they slash the car tires and attack the people.

00:33:09.000 So he's facilitating attacks.

00:33:11.000 And that's not free speech, I'm afraid.

00:33:14.000 Do you have him on the line?

00:33:15.000 Can you dig him up?

00:33:16.000 Just got to turn your mic on there.

00:33:18.000 And are we losing?

00:33:18.000 I don't have a mic.

00:33:19.000 The freebies.

00:33:20.000 Oh, I got you.

00:33:21.000 Are we losing the freebies?

00:33:23.000 No, not yet.

00:33:41.000 I don't know what to do.

00:33:43.000 Maybe.

00:33:45.000 And are we getting video from you, sir?

00:33:48.000 You're on the line.

00:33:51.000 Oh, there we go.

00:33:52.000 Can you hear us?

00:33:54.000 How's it going, my friend?

00:33:56.000 It's going well, man.

00:33:57.000 How are you?

00:33:58.000 Good.

00:33:58.000 I just know you as Peter Anti-Fash Lawyer.

00:34:03.000 Patrick.

00:34:04.000 Patrick, sorry.

00:34:06.000 So you must get into some legal troubles with these guys because America is very pro-free speech, thank God.

00:34:14.000 But people tend to abuse these pro-free speech laws and use it to dox those that they deem to be fashy.

00:34:26.000 Well, that's true, but I sort of avoided the fray because I confront it head-on.

00:34:33.000 I mean, I think it's the best way to go about it.

00:34:35.000 Not that I'm a confrontational fellow, but I just don't really engage in the nonsense.

00:34:40.000 I'll ask, you know, make them challenge you substantively, and that's where they just give up when that happens.

00:34:46.000 So that's my advice to anybody.

00:34:48.000 Just go at them head-on, ask him plain, straightforward questions.

00:34:50.000 It doesn't happen.

00:34:51.000 I mean, I get, you know, since I filed a complaint some time back, I get, you know, pretty good variety of obscene calls, strange phone calls, that kind of thing.

00:35:02.000 But as soon as you ask the first question, it goes right out the window.

00:35:06.000 So what is the first question?

00:35:09.000 You know, I just ask him, you know, where have I been a Nazi?

00:35:12.000 I mean, they call me a Nazi all the time.

00:35:13.000 So where have you seen me goose stepping?

00:35:15.000 Where have a...

00:35:15.000 Oh, I see.

00:35:16.000 You know, I ask him, just ask him ridiculous questions.

00:35:19.000 But, you know, when they call you a Klansman or a Nazi, well, I tell them I'm Irish Catholic, so it'll be hard for me to be a Klansman.

00:35:26.000 And then, you know, I ask him, where have you seen me goose stepping?

00:35:29.000 You know, you know.

00:35:30.000 So what specifically is your case?

00:35:32.000 You're suing Anti-Fash Gordon on behalf of a client whose life he destroyed?

00:35:39.000 Pretty much.

00:35:40.000 I mean, you know, it's Annie Fash Gordon, he coordinates these doxing campaigns.

00:35:45.000 So he obtains information about people who are using like a pseudonym online.

00:35:49.000 So online, somebody's, you know, Tom Wilson.

00:35:53.000 That's his name online.

00:35:54.000 Let's just say.

00:35:55.000 And he says things that Andy Fash Gordon finds offensive, which, you know, can be anything really.

00:36:01.000 He's got, it's a wide variety of things that offend him, and it's subject to change, by the way.

00:36:07.000 So then what he did was he thought about obtaining my guy's real identity, what his real name was.

00:36:13.000 And then he posts his real name.

00:36:14.000 He doxes his real name to his Twitter account.

00:36:17.000 At that time, he had about 25,000 followers, give or take.

00:36:22.000 And then he just bombarded my client's employer and his labor union with thousands of communications, emails, tweets, phone calls, and just like a blitzkrieg, you know, just non-stop.

00:36:36.000 And it happened over the course of three months.

00:36:39.000 And then, you know, the calls progressively get violent.

00:36:42.000 I mean, they just turn into from, oh, hey, Gavin's an idiot to if you don't get rid of Gavin, you know, there's going to be blood and it's going to be your fault.

00:36:50.000 You know, it's that kind of, that's how they progress.

00:36:53.000 And that's what happened to my client.

00:36:55.000 And then he gets, well, I consider them death threats, basically, because, I mean, if you're getting calls from unknown people telling your employer, you've got to go or there's going to be blood.

00:37:05.000 I mean, to me, that's a violent threat.

00:37:07.000 You know, this is anti-Fash Gordon's real name is Christian Eksu.

00:37:13.000 He's way upstate.

00:37:16.000 He's got all kinds of rumors swirling around him about sexual assault and wanting dates, starting a campaign where a date of his dad's whereas a GoPro.

00:37:28.000 Was that his dad's or him?

00:37:32.000 That's a weird situation.

00:37:33.000 I know what you're talking about.

00:37:34.000 I've heard about that.

00:37:37.000 If you've seen it, it looks as if he was an associate professor of some kind.

00:37:41.000 This is what it looks like.

00:37:42.000 And I don't know.

00:37:43.000 Maybe I'm filling in blanks here.

00:37:44.000 But the name of the, what is it, a petition online or something like that was Make So-and-So Wear a GoPro on Her Date with the Hot Professor. 0.96

00:37:57.000 And he was the Hot Professor, yeah.

00:37:58.000 This is always the case.

00:38:00.000 These guys throw stones from their glass houses, and as soon as you peel back the curtain and look at them, you find Christian Nixu is this deranged pervert. 0.51

00:38:09.000 You find out his dad is a slum lord who refuses to let the tenants have inspections on their apartments so he can continue to provide uninspectable. 0.98

00:38:28.000 I'm watching my words here because I know we're getting to legal areas.

00:38:32.000 He doesn't want his buildings inspected, which I presume shows that he wants to continue to be a slumlord and provide shitty housing. 0.99

00:38:39.000 And then we find out, more disturbingly, that Christian Xu's mother, they're all academics, by the way.

00:38:46.000 We live in these college towns.

00:38:48.000 She's got this incredibly high rate of giving kids to foster care, which some say is a financial incentive, where she's saying, oh, oh, this kid's being abused, and he's off to foster care and the parents are like, whoa, whoa, what are you doing?

00:39:02.000 And there's talk of kickbacks involved.

00:39:06.000 So, really dark shit.

00:39:07.000 I've heard that.

00:39:08.000 Wait, sorry?

00:39:09.000 I've heard that.

00:39:10.000 I've heard that St. Lawrence County.

00:39:12.000 I've heard that story.

00:39:14.000 So, talk of removing children and giving them away for money, being a slumlord, and then these perverted dating sexual assault things. 1.00

00:39:22.000 These are the people who are deciding who is a fascist and whose lives need to be destroyed.

00:39:27.000 And the lives they're destroying are EMTs, blue-collar guys, cops.

00:39:32.000 So, it's these academic, overpaid elites destroying the lives of people who are providing the American way of life.

00:39:41.000 It's not a very healthy trend.

00:39:44.000 No, it's absolutely.

00:39:46.000 You know what it is?

00:39:47.000 This is the one group of people, these like, well, we call them skids, by the way. 1.00

00:39:52.000 These Antifa people, some of my staff here, we call them skids because somebody said that the Antifa people, excuse my language, but the Antifa people are the skid marks from the shit stain that is progressive politics.

00:40:10.000 So we just refer to them as skids, but these skids, they seem to be the only group of people where the stereotypes fit.

00:40:19.000 They are overly educated, typically affluent people from affluent families, and they are almost always punching down economically.

00:40:31.000 And I'm somebody, I have what they call a shanty Irish background, which is just another way of saying, you know, poor white trash.

00:40:39.000 So this thing bothers me on several levels.

00:40:43.000 You know, I'm as well educated as any of them.

00:40:46.000 You know, I have a law degree or whatever.

00:40:48.000 So I've got the second level degree like a lot of these people.

00:40:52.000 But just the fraudulence of how they present themselves and what they are just irks me.

00:40:59.000 It really just brings it up.

00:41:01.000 And, you know, it's like, you know, in old Iris, you got to be aggrieved to get yourself right, you know, to get yourself directed at something.

00:41:07.000 And that's kind of just the way this bothers me that you would attack a man's family because he said something like, you know, men have Y chromosomes.

00:41:15.000 And that would like, that would like set these people off.

00:41:18.000 Like you wouldn't believe.

00:41:19.000 I think a lot of them want to be abused.

00:41:21.000 They want to be hit.

00:41:21.000 They want to be beaten.

00:41:23.000 So they attack these manly men and destroy their lives and attack their children, hoping that the guy will come to their house and kick the shit out of them because they hate themselves and they want to be abused.

00:41:35.000 We're dealing with really sick, mentally ill, fucking losers. 0.98

00:41:42.000 And it's hard to fight back against losers because they have nothing to lose and they want you to beat them up.

00:41:48.000 Well, you know what?

00:41:49.000 They are misfits and misanthropes.

00:41:51.000 That's what this group of people is.

00:41:53.000 A lot of misfits.

00:41:54.000 You know, it's kind of like the guy who either everybody picked on him or everybody used to sleep with his sister.

00:42:02.000 Like that kind of guy, like who didn't ever really kind of fit in.

00:42:06.000 A lot of poser types too.

00:42:10.000 They all talk about how the punk rock and all that.

00:42:13.000 But meanwhile, they don't accept that the sex pistols are a boy band.

00:42:17.000 They're that kind of punk rocker.

00:42:19.000 Well, they also push hard for all of the government mandates on COVID and vaccines and get mad if you don't wear a mask.

00:42:27.000 They fight anti-vaxxers.

00:42:29.000 Anyway, Patrick, we got to get back to this.

00:42:32.000 Thank you very much for coming on the show.

00:42:33.000 And let's constantly keep updated because I'm happy to see lawfare being waged on these cunts. 1.00

00:42:40.000 Yeah, whoever's getting stocks, First Avenue, all the cops, like, you know, try to be legit about it so you make a record of it, and then you can follow up civilly, man.

00:42:50.000 You got to do it.

00:42:50.000 Thank you very much, Gavin.

00:42:52.000 Have a good night, man.

00:42:52.000 Cheers, guys.

00:42:53.000 Take care.

00:42:56.000 You know what's funny about Antifa these days?

00:42:59.000 They have this conundrum where they are against anti-Semitism.

00:43:05.000 That's very bad.

00:43:05.000 That's Nazis.

00:43:07.000 But they're pro-Palestine. 0.78

00:43:09.000 They hate Israel.

00:43:13.000 And they're in bed with BLM. 0.66

00:43:15.000 BLM is in bed with Nation of Islam. 1.00

00:43:17.000 Now you got Louis Farrakhan.

00:43:19.000 Now you got the Jews are cockroaches shit. 1.00

00:43:22.000 So they don't know what to do.

00:43:25.000 So there's this massive civil war going on with Antifa right now where they hate anti-Semitism, but they also hate Jews.

00:43:34.000 What did Trump say?

00:43:36.000 Everything woke turns to shit.

00:43:37.000 Everything woke turns to shit.

00:43:40.000 And the radical left has gone so far left that they're cannibalizing each other now.

00:43:44.000 And I hear tale after tale of, you know, some trans person who had their dick cut off getting mad at someone like our guy here who says he's queer, but he still wants to just fuck women.

00:43:57.000 And so they're getting into this sort of pecking order of who's more oppressed.

00:44:01.000 And it's fun to watch because they've never experienced conflict before.

00:44:06.000 They've always been dishing it out.

00:44:08.000 And it's nice to see them have to take it from their own.

00:44:11.000 Anyway.

00:44:11.000 That is a very unfortunate situation.

00:44:13.000 We're going to take some calls now and we're going to go through some fun letters we got.

00:44:18.000 I've screened them all so they're all gold.

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00:44:24.000 Our sponsors can only take us so far.

00:44:27.000 We're 42 minutes in and their money is run out.

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00:44:56.000 You're a censored.tv addict.

00:44:59.000 We have at least four hours a day on average.

00:45:03.000 You couldn't possibly fill your boots with that.

00:45:06.000 New shows coming on the daily.

00:45:10.000 We've got Maddie's shitty little kitchen here. 1.00

00:45:12.000 We've got Jim Gold with Hardballs.

00:45:15.000 We also have fantastic stuff archived with Milo Yiannopoulos, and we've got Candace Owens debating Cornell West.

00:45:24.000 All kinds of gold.

00:45:25.000 My old podcast, Can I Ask You a Question starring Justin Thoreau and Fred Armison And David Cross and Harmar Superstar, all kinds of fun shit.

00:45:35.000 Anyway, see you paying people in a second, and goodbye to the freeloaders.

00:45:42.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

00:46:11.000 I'm going to call him Would you mind if we changed your nickname to low tea, Ryan?

00:46:25.000 It's actually low end of the average spectrum tea, but for short, you can call me.

00:46:31.000 That takes too long.

00:46:32.000 I'm going to say low tea.

00:46:33.000 Well, you know what?

00:46:33.000 I'm going to boost it because I'm going to get good sleep.

00:46:37.000 That's a huge.

00:46:38.000 You have no idea.

00:46:39.000 You didn't look into this stuff.

00:46:41.000 You did a little.

00:46:42.000 Oh, I'm going to get a clone.

00:46:44.000 I'm going to.

00:46:45.000 Yeah, I don't have to look into this stuff.

00:46:47.000 I've got high tea.

00:46:48.000 No, you don't.

00:46:49.000 It just.

00:46:50.000 No, you don't.

00:46:50.000 Yeah, I do.

00:46:51.000 No.

00:46:51.000 When I went to get tea to build muscle, they said you don't need any.

00:46:56.000 And then I had to lie and pretend I couldn't get it up for my wife, so they would give me some. 1.00

00:47:02.000 I bet yours is maybe $400 flat.

00:47:05.000 You think yours is more than mine?

00:47:09.000 Yes.

00:47:12.000 No.

00:47:12.000 We're going to take a test.

00:47:13.000 You take a test.

00:47:14.000 I'll take another test.

00:47:16.000 And we'll do the full run.

00:47:17.000 Can we write this off to the company?

00:47:19.000 Yeah.

00:47:19.000 How much is it?

00:47:21.000 Probably it'll come out to like $100.

00:47:23.000 Yeah, no problem.

00:47:24.000 All right.

00:47:25.000 We'll do it.

00:47:25.000 The testosterone wars of 2022 have started.

00:47:30.000 Okay.

00:47:31.000 And I'm going to boost them.

00:47:32.000 And I'm going to get Tongcat Ali and some other stuff.

00:47:36.000 Yeah, you keep dreaming, buddy.

00:47:37.000 Keep dreaming.

00:47:38.000 I think it was a fluke.

00:47:40.000 Yeah, it was a fluke, Loti.

00:47:42.000 It was a fluke.

00:47:43.000 Well, these other guys that took it more than once, they got huge fluctuations.

00:47:48.000 I know.

00:47:49.000 It's bullshit.

00:47:50.000 It's like when my kids are playing pool and they miss, they go, glitch!

00:47:54.000 Meaning like God was wrong and physics screwed up.

00:47:58.000 Just like in a video game, there's a glitch.

00:48:00.000 Well, there's a glitch in physics.

00:48:02.000 So that's where you are right now.

00:48:04.000 Yeah, we'll see.

00:48:05.000 You think it's a glitch?

00:48:07.000 I think you're in a lab.

00:48:08.000 I think something happened.

00:48:10.000 Some people did some things to MyT.

00:48:12.000 Yeah, maybe some fag tripped. 1.00

00:48:14.000 Are you going to program the microchips that are inside your body?

00:48:17.000 I don't know if they're there yet.

00:48:18.000 I don't know if they've completely...

00:48:20.000 Yeah, that's what it is.

00:48:21.000 Those microcosmic fucking digital structures.

00:48:24.000 There's no cosmic.

00:48:25.000 They're screwing up your...

00:48:27.000 What?

00:48:28.000 There's no cosmic.

00:48:28.000 It's just regular cos.

00:48:30.000 Microscopic, I guess, I mean?

00:48:32.000 Yes.

00:48:34.000 They're screwing up your tea.

00:48:37.000 They're using up all your teas to make the microchips. 0.90

00:48:40.000 What's worse?

00:48:41.000 Cat people or dog people?

00:48:42.000 More gay. 1.00

00:48:43.000 Cat people, obviously.

00:48:45.000 True.

00:48:45.000 Way, duh.

00:48:46.000 I'm not reading these $5 ones.

00:48:48.000 We only read the $100 ones.

00:48:49.000 Do we have any callers?

00:48:50.000 We do.

00:48:51.000 We start the letters.

00:48:52.000 We do.

00:48:53.000 Okay, you keep throwing up those garbage ones.

00:48:55.000 Thanks for calling?

00:48:57.000 Yes.

00:48:58.000 All right.

00:49:00.000 You are on air.

00:49:01.000 I don't want you to let these live streams fucking pile up.

00:49:07.000 So we have 100 things.

00:49:08.000 Okay, why does everyone get two things?

00:49:10.000 You have one thing.

00:49:11.000 Thank you for calling.

00:49:12.000 It's great hearing from you.

00:49:14.000 Bye-bye.

00:49:14.000 All right, next call.

00:49:16.000 Bye-bye.

00:49:18.000 Okay, we have Jenna on the line talking about Black Label.

00:49:25.000 Take it away, Jenna.

00:49:28.000 Hello?

00:49:29.000 Is Caitlin Jenna?

00:49:30.000 You don't hold on one second.

00:49:34.000 Didn't turn it on.

00:49:36.000 I have to switch things around for our Skype here.

00:49:39.000 Okay.

00:49:40.000 Hello?

00:49:41.000 Jenna will be with us in five, four, three, now. 0.56

00:49:47.000 Jenna?

00:49:48.000 Hey, guys.

00:49:48.000 Hi.

00:49:51.000 Well, first I want to say I love Maddie.

00:49:54.000 I think she's such a good.

00:49:55.000 Yeah.

00:49:56.000 I love you, too.

00:49:58.000 You know who you remind me of?

00:50:00.000 You know the guy on the Tom Green show that sits behind him with the coffee cup?

00:50:05.000 Glenn Humplick.

00:50:06.000 Just kind of random.

00:50:08.000 Yep.

00:50:09.000 Hmm.

00:50:09.000 Really?

00:50:10.000 Glenn Humplick.

00:50:11.000 Oh, no, or Phil.

00:50:12.000 It was Phil.

00:50:13.000 The guy with the coffee cup.

00:50:14.000 Phil?

00:50:15.000 Yep.

00:50:16.000 Kind of reminds me.

00:50:17.000 They don't look alike, but it's just, you know, this nice little break or whatever.

00:50:21.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:50:22.000 Thank you.

00:50:22.000 I appreciate that.

00:50:25.000 Okay, well, so, Gavin, I agree with most of the stuff that you say, and I can relate to a lot of it.

00:50:33.000 One thing that always puzzled me is when you talk about, like, if you're walking down the street and there's an interracial couple, how they look at you like you should be so offended or like they're blowing your mind or whatever. 0.96

00:50:47.000 Yeah.

00:50:48.000 Well, that just always kind of puzzled me because, well, you're in New York City, so I figure you see everything there.

00:50:55.000 But then I kind of realized because, see, I'm from the South.

00:51:00.000 There's a lot of black people down here.

00:51:03.000 Nobody cares about interracial couples. 1.00

00:51:06.000 You know, people have stuff to say about the South all the time.

00:51:10.000 Oh, yeah.

00:51:11.000 On my screen, I see.

00:51:13.000 What's his name again?

00:51:15.000 Phil.

00:51:16.000 Phil.

00:51:17.000 Okay.

00:51:17.000 But anyway, people talk about the South and how we're all racist.

00:51:21.000 Well, nobody cares about interracial couples. 1.00

00:51:24.000 Like, I don't think I've ever heard anyone offended by it.

00:51:30.000 But you know who is offended by interracial couples?

00:51:34.000 And that's American African. 0.85

00:51:37.000 Like, I've been told that like somebody from Ghana, for example, doesn't want, doesn't like it when there's an interracial couple.

00:51:49.000 Oh, that's interesting.

00:51:51.000 Yeah.

00:51:52.000 I wasn't really speaking about Manhattan, by the way.

00:51:55.000 I'm talking about more suburban New York, upstate New York, definitely Europe, London, England.

00:52:02.000 Oh my God, Britain is the epicenter of that.

00:52:04.000 But you're right.

00:52:05.000 And what do they say about the South?

00:52:07.000 They say, in the North, they like blacks in theory, but not in practice.

00:52:11.000 In the South, they like them in practice, but not in theory.

00:52:15.000 And they're relatively integrated in the South.

00:52:18.000 But in the North, it's all talk. 0.62

00:52:23.000 Yeah, I could see that.

00:52:26.000 Okay.

00:52:26.000 Well, thanks for calling.

00:52:28.000 Take care.

00:52:28.000 Yeah, thank you.

00:52:30.000 Bye-bye.

00:52:31.000 Bye-bye.

00:52:32.000 I've got a lot of chicks that call into the show. 1.00

00:52:34.000 Okay, this is what I wanted the logo to look like for my new bar that I want you to cut out the plastic of.

00:52:41.000 It's sort of like the Pepsi logo.

00:52:43.000 That's a really, really bad drawing of it.

00:52:47.000 But that's sort of like flowy 70s, 80s kind of a writing thing.

00:52:52.000 And they would have to all be touching, so it could be one piece.

00:52:56.000 Gavs, tab.

00:52:57.000 It's not very legible.

00:53:00.000 But I know it's selfish to ask 25,000 people if they can help me, especially for something like home decor.

00:53:08.000 But it's amazing how I'll come up with anything.

00:53:12.000 Like, does anyone know a Russian shoe designer?

00:53:15.000 And then I get at least 10 people going, yeah, I can hook you up with Flaad, but he's real grumpy.

00:53:21.000 So make sure what you want to say is short and sweet.

00:53:24.000 No problem.

00:53:26.000 Johnson Lion.

00:53:30.000 Hello.

00:53:31.000 Hello.

00:53:32.000 Go ahead, John.

00:53:33.000 Hello.

00:53:34.000 Hey, Gavin.

00:53:35.000 Hey, Ryan.

00:53:35.000 Hey, Maddie.

00:53:36.000 How are you guys doing?

00:53:37.000 Hey, we're doing it.

00:53:38.000 Great.

00:53:40.000 I was curious, I want to know how you define an American hero.

00:53:45.000 I want to hear each of your definitions.

00:53:49.000 So we're going throughout history now.

00:53:53.000 Well, generally, how would you define an American hero?

00:53:57.000 How did someone earn that title?

00:54:00.000 I would guess they would have had to affect the culture in a positive way and in a substantial way, a substantial and positive way.

00:54:08.000 They had to have affected the culture.

00:54:11.000 And that can include politics, but politics is downstream from the culture.

00:54:16.000 So someone who memorably became part of the American lexicon.

00:54:24.000 So Theodore Roosevelt comes to mind, but so does Bill the Butcher.

00:54:29.000 And a great book on this is Glenn Beck's Miracles and Massacres, where he goes through all these lesser-known heroes, including the guy who warned George Washington that he was about to get assassinated and saved George W.'s life.

00:54:46.000 So, Leonard Pelchier, I don't know.

00:54:48.000 Malcolm X?

00:54:51.000 What do you think, Matty?

00:54:52.000 It's tough.

00:54:52.000 It's a bit of a brain teaser of a question.

00:54:54.000 I mean, I guess it would be, like, the circumstance, like, you know, doctors, nurses, first responders.

00:55:02.000 What about Sonny Barger?

00:55:06.000 Well, he has a...

00:55:07.000 He's a hero to many, I would assume.

00:55:09.000 Is he a hero to you?

00:55:12.000 I bet him.

00:55:12.000 I've talked to him.

00:55:14.000 Would you consider him a hero?

00:55:18.000 I don't know necessarily a hero, but he's an icon.

00:55:23.000 Yeah.

00:55:23.000 Maybe I'm confusing hero and icon.

00:55:26.000 By the way, thanks for calling.

00:55:28.000 I promised I would read all the $100 when someone said Gav McInnes is a fucking asshole is very funny.

00:55:33.000 Thank you very much, sir.

00:55:34.000 I just wanted a place where I could put all the sketches together because I was releasing all these comedy sketches and they weren't all in one place.

00:55:41.000 And I knew YouTube would kill them soon.

00:55:43.000 What do you think of skateboarding?

00:55:45.000 I think it's...

00:55:46.000 I missed the rest of that, but the thing I love about skateboarding is that it's very, very hard.

00:55:52.000 It's like boxing.

00:55:54.000 And Jerry Seinfeld said this.

00:55:56.000 He goes, I see these kids and they're constantly wiping out.

00:55:59.000 And the reason they're constantly wiping out is if they're doing a trick they know, they're wasting their time.

00:56:05.000 So they're constantly trying to do like an Ollie kick-flip McTwist or whatever the fuck it's called these days that they haven't done before.

00:56:14.000 And then once they master a trick, well, then they don't want to do that now.

00:56:18.000 That's done.

00:56:19.000 It's too easy.

00:56:20.000 It's not a challenge anymore.

00:56:21.000 It's not a challenge.

00:56:22.000 It's like a serial entrepreneur who never sits back and enjoys his wealth.

00:56:27.000 You know, it's like an entrepreneur who invents Walmart or Facebook or whatever and then goes and does another thing like that day.

00:56:35.000 So I've always thought those kids will always, as Seinfeld said, those kids are always going to be doing well.

00:56:41.000 You don't have to worry about a kid when he's a skateboarder.

00:56:48.000 All right.

00:56:48.000 Should we read some letters?

00:56:50.000 Sure, sure.

00:56:51.000 We got a lot of callers on the line, too.

00:56:52.000 We can do whatever he wants.

00:56:54.000 What is your best punch?

00:56:55.000 I have one punch in the ring, and it is I go down and I go body, body, overhand, left, or I start with the left and go body, body.

00:57:05.000 No, I start with the right and go body, body, overhand, right.

00:57:08.000 And the only reason it works is because I break the rules and I don't look up.

00:57:13.000 So I'm looking down, and they're like, I guess this guy's going for a bunch of body shots.

00:57:17.000 And so they go to guard themselves, and then I do this high-up punch without looking.

00:57:22.000 I don't even know if it's going to land.

00:57:24.000 I'm like this.

00:57:25.000 It's not a good, if, you know, you showed it to a boxing coach, he'd say that's fucking ridiculous.

00:57:31.000 That's terrible.

00:57:32.000 That's terrible that.

00:57:33.000 But it's all I have.

00:57:35.000 It's the only punch I've ever done that is successful.

00:57:40.000 Jackson's on the line.

00:57:43.000 Hey, am I on?

00:57:45.000 Go ahead, Jackson.

00:57:47.000 Hey, I wanted to ask a question to Maddie and Ryan.

00:57:51.000 I've really been enjoying the, you know, can I ask you a question?

00:57:56.000 What is the meanest thing you ever did in school to Ryan and Maddie?

00:58:01.000 Oh.

00:58:01.000 What is the meanest thing I ever did in school?

00:58:03.000 That's two things, my man.

00:58:08.000 The meanest thing.

00:58:09.000 I mean, I've been in fights in high school stuff.

00:58:13.000 I mean, I dented the trunk of a car one time with a guy's face. 0.94

00:58:17.000 Wow.

00:58:19.000 That missed mine.

00:58:20.000 That was, you know, it was mutual combat.

00:58:22.000 So it wasn't like.

00:58:23.000 Yeah, that's not mean.

00:58:24.000 Yeah.

00:58:24.000 Meanwhile, to be like, like, just mean to somebody for no Reason?

00:58:31.000 I don't know.

00:58:33.000 I'm not really like a mean.

00:58:38.000 Yeah, but when you're 10, you do something terrible.

00:58:41.000 Oh, I used to trip kids, like you'd be running down the hall and you'd trip them.

00:58:44.000 But that was just kid shit.

00:58:48.000 All right, so Jeff then kind of posed the question was, you know, something that when you go to sleep at night, you think about it and you go, ugh.

00:58:59.000 Well, all right.

00:59:01.000 There was a girl, I don't know, I would have to say four, I mean, I went to school with her all through elementary school and stuff.

00:59:07.000 And I won't mention her name because she's still in the area and everything like that.

00:59:12.000 And she used to just get picked on and made fun of ruthlessly. 1.00

00:59:20.000 Like because she wore odd clothing.

00:59:23.000 She would wear, like, her mother let her put makeup on in LMA.

00:59:27.000 Like she would put like lipstick. 0.57

00:59:28.000 Like she was just an oddball.

00:59:31.000 And I mean, she grew up to be an amazing woman and still lives in the area.

00:59:37.000 And she's married and has kids and stuff.

00:59:39.000 But I would have to say I was guilty of making fun of or what we would say taking the piss out of her. 0.95

00:59:48.000 But definitely I've thought about that and had conversations with other people that were in our classes.

00:59:57.000 Why don't you contact her if she's still around?

00:59:59.000 Oh, I don't know her married name.

01:00:01.000 Oh.

01:00:03.000 My thing was I have a faint memory of it, but it was on the playground, if that counts, and I put gum in the kid's hair.

01:00:09.000 And then they lined us up face to face, and they asked me to apologize, and I wouldn't do it.

01:00:16.000 Why did you put gum in his hair?

01:00:19.000 I don't remember.

01:00:20.000 It was like on the border of not having memory anymore.

01:00:22.000 I was like maybe five.

01:00:25.000 What am I five?

01:00:25.000 I feel guilty about that, asshole.

01:00:27.000 I feel guilty about...

01:00:28.000 Okay, so this kid Ryan Mitsotakis.

01:00:30.000 Ooh, I just doxed him.

01:00:32.000 Oh, no, he's kind of.

01:00:33.000 It's weird because he's now in the political area.

01:00:35.000 He worked with Laura Loomer.

01:00:37.000 He worked with maybe Breitbart or something like that.

01:00:40.000 We just kind of re-linked not too long ago.

01:00:45.000 And he was there at the NYU talk.

01:00:47.000 I think he was one of the people responsible for getting you to talk at NYU.

01:00:52.000 So weird.

01:00:53.000 But back in fifth grade, we were leaving, and it was the last time leaving the hallways of that school, the elementary school, and we're walking down, and I had bullied him.

01:01:02.000 Like, I picked on him because he was kind of just outcasting himself, playing Pokemon by himself.

01:01:06.000 And me and all the other kids were just hanging out.

01:01:08.000 And like, I'd just go up to him and be like, come on, dude, what are you fucking?

01:01:11.000 And just tease him.

01:01:14.000 But I had this excited, like, autistic energy.

01:01:16.000 And so when we're leaving the school for the last time, I'm like, yeah, we're leaving.

01:01:20.000 And I jumped up and I kicked him, like, in the leg.

01:01:24.000 Just, I don't know why.

01:01:25.000 And he started crying, but pretending he wasn't.

01:01:28.000 And I like brought him back up and I was like, hey, sorry about that.

01:01:33.000 And I felt bad about that.

01:01:34.000 And then later on, we hadn't talked, we hadn't seen each other in high school at all.

01:01:38.000 And then he wound up taking pictures of me and my mom at graduation.

01:01:41.000 So we bonded there again.

01:01:46.000 That was long, man.

01:01:48.000 Shit.

01:01:51.000 All right, let's look at some signs.

01:01:55.000 I have a CNC water jet can cut any material into design.

01:02:00.000 Hmm.

01:02:02.000 That's interesting.

01:02:03.000 I'm going to put that, make that a green flag.

01:02:06.000 Beard vet, hi, I was the second caller tonight.

01:02:11.000 Have you been recording the calls, Rai Guy?

01:02:14.000 Oh, right.

01:02:15.000 First, too.

01:02:18.000 By the way, someone earlier asked, what happened to me sucking off a piece of shit?

01:02:22.000 I promised I would do that.

01:02:24.000 I apologize.

01:02:25.000 I forgot.

01:02:27.000 I've also been having explosive diarrhea, so there's nothing really to suck on.

01:02:31.000 But yes, the next normal shit I have, I will definitely...

01:02:35.000 I got to find a condom.

01:02:38.000 My wife's not going to be happy about me having condoms in my pocket. 1.00

01:02:44.000 That's the way out of this bit.

01:02:47.000 No, no, I'm not going to go back on my word.

01:02:50.000 It's funny that I want to be a man of his word because it's important that I convey that to my children, that your word matters.

01:02:57.000 And my word includes sucking off a frozen piece of shit in a condom.

01:03:01.000 Oh, Jesus.

01:03:02.000 Be a man of your turd.

01:03:03.000 My dad was a real man.

01:03:05.000 If he said he was going to suck off a frozen piece of shit in a condom, he would do it.

01:03:09.000 And he did it.

01:03:10.000 Here's a video of it.

01:03:12.000 He's a man of his turd.

01:03:15.000 By God.

01:03:15.000 I don't think I'm going to dry heave.

01:03:16.000 I don't even find that gross at all.

01:03:20.000 Hmm.

01:03:21.000 I do.

01:03:22.000 How?

01:03:23.000 It's like sucking off a banana.

01:03:25.000 Well, there's no shit in your mouth.

01:03:30.000 Oh, sue the condom company. 1.00

01:03:32.000 Right.

01:03:32.000 It's 99.9% that you will be safe.

01:03:37.000 Hey, queer, I was listening to the show one night, and you mentioned something about people wearing a cringeworthy Shea Guevara apparel. 1.00

01:03:43.000 Give me an idea.

01:03:44.000 Why not make shirts similar to Shea shirts, but it's a photo of Biggs?

01:03:50.000 Sell it on your website and all the proceeds can go to the blah, blah, blah.

01:03:54.000 Yeah, I'll do that, but, you know, these like t-shirt things, they don't really make that much money.

01:04:02.000 Nothing really beats sending people to give, send, go.

01:04:05.000 I don't have to deal with the money.

01:04:06.000 It goes straight to Joe.

01:04:09.000 Manufacturing t-shirts, putting them together, buying the shirts, zipping them up, mailing them off.

01:04:16.000 Even though I don't do it, it's the t-shirt company that I work with, but it's still so much labor, and it never ends up being much money.

01:04:23.000 Like, I bet my check for Joe Biggs after two months of selling Biggs shirts would be like $600.

01:04:32.000 And we raised $600 last Thursday with these super chats.

01:04:38.000 I don't have to make any shirts or anything.

01:04:40.000 You see what I'm saying?

01:04:46.000 Okay.

01:04:49.000 Got a caller.

01:04:52.000 Yes.

01:04:52.000 Take the caller.

01:04:53.000 Mark, you're on the line.

01:04:57.000 Yo, what's up, fellas?

01:04:59.000 Popping.

01:05:00.000 Yo.

01:05:02.000 Hey, can you hear me?

01:05:04.000 Yes.

01:05:04.000 We can hear you, please.

01:05:06.000 I can hear myself.

01:05:08.000 Yeah, so real quick, Gavin, I can help you out with that sound and V that I got on that CC shaky perfect stuff.

01:05:16.000 What's your name?

01:05:17.000 Calling a Mark.

01:05:19.000 Oh, okay.

01:05:23.000 Yeah, but I caught up that you guys were talking about testosterone and all that stuff.

01:05:27.000 Kind of wanted to give my two cents because for a while I thought I had low test for like various things.

01:05:35.000 I was vegetarian and all that for, I don't know, maybe like 10 years.

01:05:40.000 And I was having like boner problems, but it just turned out to be like performance anxiety and stuff.

01:05:46.000 But yeah, I switched my whole diet and stuff, started working out more and eating nothing but meat.

01:05:55.000 But yeah, anyway, my testosterone is pretty high.

01:05:57.000 It's been like five, only 35.

01:06:02.000 And it's been like...

01:06:03.000 You know what's funny about your tone?

01:06:04.000 You're talking like I asked you.

01:06:07.000 You called me, dude.

01:06:09.000 And you're running through this checklist like I demanded to know all about your tea and why it's where it's at.

01:06:18.000 Okay?

01:06:20.000 Thanks for humoring me by listening to the teacher.

01:06:23.000 What about the fact that Brian was talking about his blood test and stuff, and I was just medium test.

01:06:30.000 Me being a vegetarian for so long, I thought that it would be low.

01:06:34.000 I don't know.

01:06:35.000 Yeah, we got that.

01:06:35.000 We got that.

01:06:36.000 All right.

01:06:36.000 Thanks for calling.

01:06:37.000 Thanks for calling.

01:06:38.000 Sorry, man.

01:06:39.000 Yeah, and anyway, I don't know.

01:06:41.000 Okay, tea, and then it was a vegetarian for a while.

01:06:45.000 It went up.

01:06:45.000 It went up after a while.

01:06:46.000 Anyway, why are you calling me?

01:06:48.000 I'm not.

01:06:48.000 You called me.

01:06:51.000 This is a good one.

01:06:52.000 Okay.

01:06:53.000 How are you going to spell break, break on that t-shirt you're making?

01:06:57.000 I ask because I think the phrase, I don't break for quefs, is a bumper sticker phrase for things you don't like. 0.89

01:07:05.000 Pretty sure you use it when you wouldn't pick up the thing if it was hitchhiking.

01:07:10.000 Or like if it was like a protester, an Antifa protester on the road, you don't break for her, like you kill her or him.

01:07:18.000 I think you might actually intend to use the phrase break for, which means to stop.

01:07:24.000 Thank you for saying I think, because I clearly don't.

01:07:29.000 I don't mean have a break.

01:07:31.000 I mean like in a car.

01:07:33.000 Like say you're driving a car and it starts going good dunk good dunk good dunk.

01:07:38.000 You'd probably break and be like, what the fuck was that?

01:07:41.000 I don't.

01:07:41.000 I keep going.

01:07:43.000 So I don't stop for queefs. 1.00

01:07:46.000 And that's B-R-A-K-E. 0.76

01:07:49.000 But you're right.

01:07:50.000 It often means you're going to kill something.

01:07:53.000 But I guess in a way I am killing a Kweef. 1.00

01:07:56.000 I'm driving over a Kweef. 1.00

01:07:59.000 She's Kweefing. 1.00

01:08:00.000 I'm killing it.

01:08:02.000 There's a dead Kweef on the road after I drove through it in my fuck tour. 1.00

01:08:07.000 Right.

01:08:09.000 I'm making that guy's life so much hell by tweaking that shirt, but it's going to be a masterpiece.

01:08:14.000 Probably a poster when it's done.

01:08:15.000 I think we should make a poster of it.

01:08:17.000 Free Big Joe.

01:08:19.000 Hashtag.

01:08:21.000 With two G's.

01:08:26.000 Oh, God.

01:08:28.000 What?

01:08:29.000 This guy, William's on.

01:08:30.000 Okay, what's up, William?

01:08:32.000 Hey, Gavin, great to hear you.

01:08:35.000 I just wanted to relay a story real quick.

01:08:39.000 I was playing a video game the other night called Rust, which is kind of like a survival game.

01:08:45.000 And everyone's trying to kill you in this game.

01:08:47.000 It's really annoying.

01:08:48.000 But I met up with this guy in the game.

01:08:52.000 And I'm like, you know, he was going to kill me.

01:08:55.000 I was going to kill him.

01:08:56.000 And I'm like, well, maybe we can work together and get something done.

01:09:00.000 And so we did.

01:09:03.000 And it actually ended up being really good.

01:09:06.000 And we played for a while.

01:09:09.000 And we strategized.

01:09:11.000 And we started killing a lot of people.

01:09:13.000 And it was working out real good.

01:09:15.000 And then we played a couple days.

01:09:17.000 And then I look at his profile.

01:09:20.000 Turns out he's 21, lives somewhere in Arizona.

01:09:24.000 Can you hear me, by the way?

01:09:25.000 Yes, yes.

01:09:26.000 We're listening.

01:09:27.000 Okay, okay, great, great.

01:09:28.000 And he lives in Arizona.

01:09:35.000 And he's got this cartoon character for his profile picture.

01:09:40.000 I was like, hmm, that's a little weird, but whatever.

01:09:42.000 And then, and, you know, he sounds kind of nerdy on the, you know, because we're talking in Discord.

01:09:48.000 So like we can communicate, you know, during our fights and stuff.

01:09:53.000 And anyway, so I Googled his profile name.

01:10:00.000 And oh my gosh.

01:10:03.000 Turns out this guy is a furry, which I'm sure you know what a furry is.

01:10:10.000 Yes.

01:10:10.000 And I know what a furry is too, but I did a deep dive and it's, I just can't get over how bizarre it really is because he's into all this.

01:10:22.000 He's into like foxes and wolves and he wears these like fur costumes and he goes to these events and he's like sexually attracted to animals.

01:10:34.000 It's very strange.

01:10:36.000 And the point of all of this is that like, you know, my, like, as I was playing this game with him and as I got to kind of know him, you know, he sounded kind of like a little bit like an outcast, a little nerdy,

01:10:53.000 probably didn't, you know, wasn't very popular, didn't have many friends.

01:10:56.000 And I think to myself, yeah, I knew guys like that in high school and, you know, they were just shy and they just ended up just being normal and just quiet.

01:11:06.000 But nowadays, it seems like if you're like a little shy, a little outcast or whatever, you have to be something, you know?

01:11:14.000 And like, so he's like, he's a furry and he's a bi.

01:11:18.000 You know, he's bisexual and he's a furry.

01:11:20.000 And, you know what I mean?

01:11:21.000 And I don't know.

01:11:23.000 It's just very weird how these days, you know, you can't just be like a little awkward.

01:11:29.000 Like, there's a Thing.

01:11:31.000 You know what I mean?

01:11:31.000 Do you know what I'm trying to say?

01:11:32.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:11:33.000 I think the solution is for you to stand up, walk over to the mirror, look at it, and go, I do a thing where I end up hanging out with furries.

01:11:44.000 Maybe I should throw this fucking game console out the window.

01:11:48.000 That was totally random.

01:11:49.000 It's totally random.

01:11:51.000 No, it's not totally random, my friend.

01:11:53.000 Stop playing video games.

01:11:56.000 You're a grown man.

01:11:58.000 Of course you found a fucking furry.

01:12:01.000 Thanks for calling.

01:12:02.000 Jesus Christ.

01:12:03.000 You're not going to believe this, but I was doing a thing that little kids do.

01:12:07.000 And some adult, as an adult, I did this little kids thing, and I found a creep.

01:12:14.000 What the fuck?

01:12:15.000 You mean you didn't find a good old boy?

01:12:18.000 Hey, what's up, buddy?

01:12:20.000 I'm just here after a hard day on my rig fucking playing video games with little kids.

01:12:26.000 What's going on, guy?

01:12:28.000 Hey, I was just playing Gorilla Tag, and I found another older dude who was also hanging out with doing little kids stuff.

01:12:34.000 Turns out he's a pervert.

01:12:36.000 Who knew?

01:12:39.000 This guy, oh, Super Bowl halftime show.

01:12:43.000 What?

01:12:44.000 Hello.

01:12:45.000 Hello?

01:12:46.000 Can you hear me?

01:12:47.000 Yes, I can.

01:12:49.000 All right.

01:12:50.000 So, I know you guys loved.

01:12:53.000 Well, at this point, it's pretty much ancient Chinese secret, but I know you guys love the Super Bowl halftime show.

01:13:00.000 I just wanted to drop a quick fun fact gem about the irony of it.

01:13:07.000 So when the whole Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre, gangster rap thing started going on, me and my dad shot each other like a weird look because we both saw the irony in all of it.

01:13:21.000 So I grew up in south central Los Angeles from the early 2000s.

01:13:29.000 My dad was there like in the mid-90s going on.

01:13:33.000 And that's like we're the height of the gangster rap population.

01:13:37.000 Well, according to my cassette collection at the time, that was a totally dope place to live.

01:13:42.000 And you were pimping out in a ride and you were with Warren G and there was a bunch of homies and they had to regulate. 1.00

01:13:53.000 It's a fantastic place to live if you want to get stabbed and hang out to swap the car.

01:14:00.000 It's great for that.

01:14:02.000 But so the stereotype in that in South Central is that you gangbang and then you get buried in Inglewood Cemetery.

01:14:15.000 And Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, all of those guys, NWA, all of their friends were gangbanging and they were getting killed and being buried in Inglewood Cemetery.

01:14:26.000 So the music that they created really inspired that lifestyle.

01:14:31.000 It kind of glorified it and all of the guys on the street, the hoodlums, they're all listening to it.

01:14:37.000 It was kind of like their national anthem.

01:14:39.000 And during the whole performance, here's like the catch.

01:14:46.000 Inglewood Cemetery is literally a stone's throw away from that stadium.

01:14:53.000 You could literally throw a rock to the largest cemetery where all the gangbangers for the last 40 decades have been buried.

01:15:03.000 40 years, yeah.

01:15:05.000 Yeah, it's 40 years.

01:15:06.000 Sorry, four decades.

01:15:08.000 Yeah, I just thought that was like really ironic.

01:15:12.000 Well, maybe they could see the fireworks from their little grave lookouts there, the little gangsta ghosts.

01:15:20.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:15:21.000 Book Boogie and Ray Grey and the whole gang.

01:15:24.000 All right.

01:15:25.000 Thanks for calling.

01:15:26.000 What a mess, huh?

01:15:28.000 Like, what's the white equivalent? 1.00

01:15:32.000 Meth head, trailer park, drug dealers shooting each other over meth territory?

01:15:40.000 Like, breaking bad.

01:15:42.000 You could have a big breaking bad halftime show with meth heads.

01:15:46.000 I could say like back in the day, like the half fields and the McCoy's and all that.

01:15:49.000 Yeah, you can go back that far.

01:15:52.000 Wow.

01:15:53.000 500 donations.

01:15:54.000 Look at that.

01:15:55.000 That's fantastic.

01:15:56.000 Wow.

01:15:57.000 You see?

01:15:57.000 So Constantine gives the money right to Joe Biggs.

01:16:00.000 It doesn't touch my bank account.

01:16:02.000 And that's $500.

01:16:04.000 That could have been a zillion t-shirt and a million things.

01:16:07.000 It's like when I had a restaurant, we used to make our own bacon.

01:16:10.000 And it took the guy Curtis, the dude who warned me about your tattoos.

01:16:14.000 It took him like seven weeks to prepare one strip of bacon from like pig to bacon in your hand.

01:16:22.000 It was super thick.

01:16:24.000 And then he goes, so it was 14 bucks.

01:16:28.000 It cost about seven to make.

01:16:31.000 And he goes, so we make seven bucks for seven weeks.

01:16:34.000 And he goes, or after we got our liquor license, you go, or I go like this, and we just made seven bucks.

01:16:41.000 What's easier?

01:16:43.000 That's it.

01:16:46.000 Somebody's on the lawn here.

01:16:48.000 Wait, someone says they can't find the first episode of Maddie's Kitchen.

01:16:53.000 They're what?

01:16:54.000 I was...

01:16:56.000 Did they look under shows?

01:16:59.000 I talked to the guys today about updating the shows.

01:17:01.000 There's a bunch of crap in there that needs to be completely revamped.

01:17:06.000 But yeah, you go into shows on the site, you click on Maddie's shitty little kitchen. 1.00

01:17:11.000 Then there's two shows.

01:17:12.000 Come on, guys.

01:17:14.000 That's abroad who wrote that in.

01:17:15.000 They're not known for their.

01:17:18.000 A foreign listener.

01:17:20.000 Oh, good.

01:17:21.000 They're from abroad. 0.96

01:17:22.000 Oh, no, no.

01:17:22.000 This caller is...

01:17:23.000 We're all from abroad, aren't we?

01:17:26.000 I'm 100% European.

01:17:28.000 Yeah.

01:17:31.000 You're on the line.

01:17:34.000 Go ahead, call her.

01:17:35.000 What's up?

01:17:36.000 Hello.

01:17:36.000 Hi.

01:17:37.000 Hello.

01:17:38.000 Hi.

01:17:39.000 My name's Natalie.

01:17:40.000 I forgot to say that.

01:17:42.000 What was your name?

01:17:44.000 Natalie.

01:17:45.000 Okay.

01:17:46.000 That's a fat girl's name. 1.00

01:17:48.000 No, what?

01:17:50.000 I'm eight months pregnant, so I guess I'm fat right now.

01:17:53.000 You fat pig, lose some weight.

01:17:55.000 Congratulations.

01:17:56.000 I'll tell you what, you better lose a lot of weight in the next month and a half.

01:18:01.000 I hope I do, yeah.

01:18:03.000 I have a question for you, Gavin.

01:18:05.000 I know you do boxing.

01:18:08.000 My husband recently started doing jiu-jitsu, and I think it's extremely gay. 1.00

01:18:14.000 Do you agree, or am I wrong?

01:18:17.000 No, I don't agree.

01:18:18.000 I think jiu-jitsu is a fantastic sport.

01:18:20.000 My problem with jiu-jitsu is it's all about one guy.

01:18:25.000 And a jiu-jitsu master cannot do shit if there's two guys.

01:18:29.000 At least with boxing, you can knock a guy out, stand back.

01:18:32.000 Like, I'm getting ready to fight five guys.

01:18:35.000 That's what I want to be able to do.

01:18:36.000 I'm not saying I'll be able to, but jiu-jitsu seems a lot about like grabbing one dude by the lapels and taking him down.

01:18:44.000 But any combat sport is a great way to get in shape and build your confidence.

01:18:49.000 And just it affects everything you do too.

01:18:52.000 Like this thing we're showing right now, these two guys, that's a contract to renovate a building.

01:19:00.000 I mean, that's two guys bidding on a contract.

01:19:03.000 Conflict is in everything we do.

01:19:05.000 So if you practice the most extreme form of conflict, then when you come across it in your normal day-to-day, it's obviously going to be much less intense and you're going to be totally prepared for it.

01:19:15.000 So I would not call your husband gay for jujitsu.

01:19:20.000 Although I will say, I have trouble getting into MMA because of all the toes and the wrestling.

01:19:28.000 I totally could relate to that.

01:19:29.000 I hate feet.

01:19:32.000 I don't know.

01:19:32.000 I guess another point he always makes is that learning jiu-jitsu, he could fight or kill anybody.

01:19:38.000 If somebody tried to attack our family, he knows how to take them.

01:19:42.000 But all he does is lay on the ground first.

01:19:45.000 I just don't know how that's going to work out if somebody's trying to attack us.

01:19:49.000 Well, I think the only way to know for sure is to put a penis in his mouth and see if he goes like thumbs up or if he's like, ah, yucky, I don't like it. 0.99

01:19:59.000 I don't think we'll try that, but.

01:20:00.000 Give it a try.

01:20:03.000 Start with a candle.

01:20:05.000 Make a dick shape out of a banana.

01:20:08.000 Carve a penis from a banana.

01:20:10.000 Put it in his mouth and see if he's like, oh, that was fun.

01:20:12.000 Choked out.

01:20:14.000 Thanks for calling.

01:20:16.000 What is this now?

01:20:17.000 Choking him out.

01:20:18.000 Is jujitsu.

01:20:20.000 I always worry about street fonts.

01:20:22.000 Aren't you worried you're going to kill the guy?

01:20:25.000 I think they teach you how to.

01:20:26.000 Well, if you do a rear naked choke correctly, you're pressure on the arteries and the neck.

01:20:31.000 And then he's out.

01:20:32.000 But can't you also kill him?

01:20:36.000 Esophagus.

01:20:38.000 That's my biggest fear.

01:20:40.000 I'm such a badass.

01:20:41.000 My biggest fear is killing the guy while trying to sedate him because I don't know my own strength.

01:20:47.000 I'm like that retard of Mice and Men. 1.00

01:20:50.000 Lenny?

01:20:51.000 All my victims are rabbits.

01:20:53.000 Like today at the bar, they got a hold of what looked like a stolen ice machine, quite frankly.

01:20:59.000 No, that was a friend's.

01:21:03.000 Okay, well, it had no plug.

01:21:05.000 That just seems kind of sketchy.

01:21:07.000 Yeah.

01:21:07.000 But they pull up and they see that Maddie and I are there and they go, thank God you guys are here.

01:21:15.000 Thank God the murderers are here.

01:21:17.000 Because we just pick up this machine and go, and they got planks and dollies and we're like, get the fuck out of the way.

01:21:26.000 Those things are just holding us back.

01:21:30.000 Pretty much.

01:21:32.000 Then I wanted more stuff after that.

01:21:35.000 Got the old testosterone.

01:21:37.000 Yeah, because I'm not low-tee like some people.

01:21:40.000 So I was like, let's smash a wall.

01:21:43.000 Hulk smash.

01:21:45.000 Speaking of karate, this is called handicap karate virtue signaling, Ryan.

01:21:52.000 Can you guys discuss the absolute appalling state of a virtue signal this video is?

01:21:58.000 That's a tough sentence.

01:21:59.000 Can you guys discuss the absolute appalling state of, you should say the absolute appalling state of virtue signaling that this video is?

01:22:09.000 My God, there is no end to the participation awards.

01:22:12.000 Participation.

01:22:13.000 Now, you can tell where this is going, right?

01:22:15.000 He's going to be awesome and kick everyone's ass.

01:22:18.000 Can I say one thing, though, before we shit on this kid?

01:22:21.000 If you are handicapped, I still think it's cool to go to these classes and stuff.

01:22:30.000 You're not going to kick the shit out of anyone, but at least know how to, like, I don't know, move your stubs a little bit.

01:22:38.000 So I just, before we mock this dude, I want to make sure that we make it clear that handicapped kids should take MMA, no matter how useless it is.

01:22:47.000 Because it's not just about kicking the shit out of people.

01:22:50.000 It's about discipline and being in control of yourself and fitness and all kinds of stuff.

01:22:57.000 All right, now let's make fun of him.

01:23:01.000 So that's stupid.

01:23:07.000 Okay.

01:23:10.000 See, like, that's cool.

01:23:13.000 You know, thanking the four corners.

01:23:14.000 I think we got that from the American Indians.

01:23:21.000 Is that Thaledomide, do you think?

01:23:25.000 Okay, he's in the Netherlands.

01:23:29.000 Handsome guy.

01:23:30.000 That must be Pandricks. 1.00

01:23:31.000 He's kind of fat.

01:23:32.000 Well.

01:23:33.000 He looks like Dave Landau.

01:23:36.000 I wouldn't say he looks like Dave Landau.

01:23:38.000 He's probably about as tough.

01:23:41.000 Okay, so we know if it's the Netherlands where this is going, there's going to be not a semblance of.

01:23:46.000 Imagine they just start kicking the shit out of him with one kick.

01:23:54.000 Boom, he's down.

01:23:55.000 And then they like bow to everyone.

01:23:56.000 Everyone's like, you nailed him.

01:24:01.000 Like that kind of stuff.

01:24:03.000 I'm for that.

01:24:04.000 That's sick.

01:24:04.000 That's not sad or pathetic or anything.

01:24:07.000 I mean, they're playing piano music to pull at your heartstrings.

01:24:10.000 Yeah, this does...

01:24:11.000 Fuck, don't get near my heartstrings.

01:24:14.000 Yeah, just let us watch that.

01:24:15.000 Yeah, now it's like demeaning when you put piano music.

01:24:17.000 Exactly.

01:24:18.000 My heartstrings are for Marines surprising their kids coming back from a long way away or the movie Elf.

01:24:24.000 Or School of Rock.

01:24:25.000 You've got to see the one with the wrestler.

01:24:27.000 He's got no legs, but he's a Beast, but he really is a beast?

01:24:33.000 He's punishing the dude.

01:24:35.000 No legs.

01:24:36.000 And he's doing a good job.

01:24:37.000 It's not charity.

01:24:38.000 He's holding his own.

01:24:39.000 Yeah, see, that's great.

01:24:40.000 That's what they want all of these to be.

01:24:43.000 So this is cool because it's exercise and it's synchronized and whatever.

01:24:49.000 They're not just giving it to him.

01:24:51.000 He's doing the thing.

01:24:52.000 He's doing the thing.

01:24:53.000 He's not disappointed.

01:24:54.000 Now, he shouldn't be invited to competitions, obviously.

01:24:57.000 There's no competition there.

01:24:59.000 But if he wants to come to the gym while these girls are doing their little karate shit, then yeah, he should. 1.00

01:25:05.000 Well, he's doing a, what's called a kata.

01:25:09.000 What's it called?

01:25:10.000 Akata.

01:25:11.000 Akata.

01:25:12.000 Yeah.

01:25:13.000 Okay, but keep going.

01:25:17.000 Okay.

01:25:24.000 Well, he's black, so he's got those fast twitch muscles in his leg.

01:25:27.000 Oh.

01:25:34.000 Shouldn't he be doing horror movies or something important?

01:25:38.000 Motion capping for Nazi zombies. 0.80

01:25:43.000 No, he's killing it.

01:25:45.000 Oh, dude.

01:25:47.000 I've seen a different video of the same guy, I believe, in a different video, but he's just all over.

01:25:53.000 Okay, so no one on earth has a problem with that.

01:25:54.000 And we're impressed, obviously, because he has no legs.

01:25:57.000 This is the same guy.

01:25:57.000 Go back to the Netherlands.

01:26:03.000 Because it's about to get embarrassing.

01:26:17.000 That was a great kick.

01:26:19.000 You knocked her unconscious.

01:26:21.000 Fantastic kick.

01:26:25.000 She's now been subdued.

01:26:27.000 Who's next?

01:26:28.000 Anyone else got a problem with me?

01:26:31.000 Why, you?

01:26:32.000 Yeah!

01:26:33.000 I will hit you with the air near your leg so hard you'll be dead. 0.76

01:26:38.000 I'll also shoot air at your face. 0.94

01:26:44.000 The whole stadium clapping.

01:26:48.000 Yeah!

01:26:53.000 Yeah, this is unbelievable.

01:26:56.000 Come on.

01:26:56.000 Who are you helping?

01:26:58.000 Does he think he's tough now and he's going to go pick a fight in a bar?

01:27:02.000 This makes WWF look like Tyson versus Holyfield, babe.

01:27:07.000 He's going to get thrown upside down into a garbage can and suffocate amongst the disposed of ramen noodles.

01:27:17.000 That was a real Dennis Miller kind of equip.

01:27:21.000 This hit.

01:27:21.000 There's your mom.

01:27:22.000 Fucking killed her.

01:27:23.000 There's your mom at a party in the early 90s.

01:27:26.000 Bam, right in the head.

01:27:27.000 Ow! 1.00

01:27:29.000 The fucking wind alone.

01:27:31.000 Damn, just kicked him right into nothing.

01:27:34.000 Those aren't very flattering holes in her butt cheeks. 1.00

01:27:37.000 No.

01:27:40.000 That was enough.

01:27:42.000 Man, I did not get wrestling.

01:27:43.000 I've just been getting back into it because it's some of the funniest shit.

01:27:46.000 The only thing I get less in wrestling is people like my buddy at the gym.

01:27:51.000 I won't say his name, but TM.

01:27:55.000 Oh, and Sam on Jim and Sam.

01:27:59.000 I'm going to start talking to T about W. How you doing?

01:28:05.000 W. What's good in the hood?

01:28:07.000 John C. Keep it up.

01:28:09.000 I'm a nigga.

01:28:16.000 He did not just say that.

01:28:22.000 Miss Black America's not in power. 1.00

01:28:24.000 Tell me.

01:28:25.000 He didn't just say that.

01:28:28.000 I'm going to start watching wrestling again.

01:28:29.000 He got the annunciation wrong.

01:28:31.000 It's, tell me he didn't just say that.

01:28:35.000 It's not, tell me he didn't just say that.

01:28:39.000 He's got the scary Perry inability to know how to.

01:28:44.000 It reminds me of this commercial we did with this girl.

01:28:47.000 It was some like restaurant internet service, like pre-Uber Eats kind of a thing.

01:28:56.000 And we're out there in the freezing cold in New York City.

01:28:59.000 It was a 14-hour shoot.

01:29:00.000 We had to film like six different bits.

01:29:03.000 And it's, hey, do you guys want to get Chinese food?

01:29:08.000 No, Thai food.

01:29:09.000 Hey, do you guys want to get Thai food?

01:29:11.000 And she kept going.

01:29:12.000 She was incredibly pretty, which shows that she's probably going to be an idiot. 1.00

01:29:16.000 And she's like, hey, do you guys want to get Thai food?

01:29:20.000 And I was like, just say, repeat after me verbatim.

01:29:24.000 Hey, do you guys want to get Thai food?

01:29:26.000 It's not the Thai. 0.99

01:29:28.000 It's the food.

01:29:30.000 Don't focus on Thai.

01:29:32.000 Focus on food.

01:29:33.000 And she's like, okay, I got it.

01:29:34.000 I'm sorry.

01:29:35.000 I'm sorry.

01:29:35.000 Hey, do you guys want to get Thai food?

01:29:37.000 I swear to God, we did it 15 times until I was punching the snow.

01:29:44.000 Hell yeah.

01:29:45.000 Fuck.

01:29:46.000 Should have blew in her ear.

01:29:47.000 And then the matter I get, how can you not repeat a sound?

01:29:51.000 Like a bird call.

01:29:55.000 Okay, got it.

01:29:59.000 But she kept going.

01:30:05.000 I'm getting mad just thinking about it.

01:30:07.000 Is it true that I heard somewhere that birds sing the same song their parents sung, so it's like pass down?

01:30:16.000 I don't know.

01:30:17.000 You remember how to...

01:30:17.000 How to interview a bird?

01:30:19.000 Well, they obviously sing the same song their parents sung because that's the species of birds.

01:30:26.000 But they're all different songs from different birds, and they have their own, like, it's like their own tartan.

01:30:31.000 Different species.

01:30:32.000 Every species has its own call.

01:30:34.000 That's how you identify birds.

01:30:36.000 But I think every bird has its own call.

01:30:37.000 You don't see pigeons making a crow call.

01:30:38.000 Like, ah, ah!

01:30:40.000 Yeah, but I mean, there's variance, and I think there's parent variants.

01:30:43.000 I don't think there's variance.

01:30:44.000 My case for the WWF, to return back to it, is moments like this.

01:30:48.000 It caters to Middle America white trash that rules. 1.00

01:30:51.000 It caters to retail.

01:30:57.000 Porn acting.

01:30:58.000 Look at this.

01:30:59.000 Stand.

01:31:00.000 Stand.

01:31:05.000 It's just grown men being ridiculous.

01:31:08.000 It's like sub-SNL MAD TV.

01:31:12.000 It's beautiful.

01:31:14.000 I mean, forget that you like it, but that's my point, that it's for retards. 1.00

01:31:18.000 Low-T.

01:31:19.000 No, no, no.

01:31:19.000 It's for low-T retards.

01:31:21.000 It's high T, actually.

01:31:22.000 Wishing they had T like the guys on TV.

01:31:24.000 No, I get that low-T guys want to watch it, though, because it's like their fan of it.

01:31:28.000 It's high T. Even my buddy.

01:31:28.000 I wish I was high T like those guys.

01:31:30.000 Even my buddy John Oliver of last week tonight says that it rules.

01:31:34.000 Yeah.

01:31:35.000 All right.

01:31:35.000 So that's your peer group.

01:31:38.000 He has the tea of a chicken.

01:31:40.000 Hey, did Trump get a new female lawyer? 1.00

01:31:43.000 I don't know.

01:31:44.000 Somebody asked me that.

01:31:45.000 He won the Stormy Daniels case.

01:31:47.000 Oh, he did?

01:31:47.000 Yep.

01:31:48.000 She now has to pay him his lawyer fees.

01:31:50.000 He messaged me earlier.

01:31:51.000 I'm like, have you seen Trump's new lawyer?

01:31:53.000 She's smoking hot. 1.00

01:31:54.000 God, you know who I discovered that is smoking hot?

01:31:58.000 I was obsessed with her about 10 years ago.

01:32:01.000 I checked in on her because someone said a name that looked similar.

01:32:05.000 Actually, some guy was like, you know that half Asian girl at Vice?

01:32:10.000 And I was like, you mean Kim Taylor Bennett?

01:32:12.000 And he goes, no, who's that?

01:32:13.000 And I looked her up and I was like, oh, yeah, she's the prettiest girl in the world.

01:32:17.000 Fuck who he was talking about.

01:32:18.000 She looked like a ball of rice. 1.00

01:32:21.000 But this chick, Kim Taylor Bennett, I think outside of my wife, obviously, I think she might be the prettiest girl in the world.

01:32:31.000 Look at that shit.

01:32:34.000 And then I ended up stalking her on Instagram and felt dirty after I had to wash my eyeballs.

01:32:40.000 But like, look at those weird little cheekbone things.

01:32:44.000 High cheekbone.

01:32:45.000 Look at that one in the top where her hair is on her side. 1.00

01:32:48.000 Yeah, that one.

01:32:50.000 That's a perfect woman. 0.99

01:32:51.000 That's a 10.

01:32:52.000 That's a 10 right there.

01:32:54.000 Yeah, she's a... 1.00

01:32:56.000 You could not beat that.

01:32:57.000 Go back to Google Images.

01:32:59.000 There's one.

01:33:00.000 She's like, she must be probably 35 now.

01:33:05.000 And you're like, that's the prettiest girl I've ever seen.

01:33:08.000 Maybe zoom out a bit and you're missing the ones on the edges.

01:33:12.000 Those are all.

01:33:13.000 What did you spell it right?

01:33:14.000 This is the one on the farthest left.

01:33:16.000 Yeah, I'm looking for her Instagram.

01:33:18.000 No, don't look for her Instagram.

01:33:19.000 This is in Google Images.

01:33:20.000 Kim Taylor Bennett.

01:33:23.000 It's two T's, obviously.

01:33:25.000 Illiterate person who's never picked up a book.

01:33:28.000 Yeah, you read Bennett all the time in books.

01:33:30.000 Yeah, you do.

01:33:32.000 You see a lot of names in books.

01:33:35.000 Keep going down.

01:33:37.000 Wow, you're real aggro since you found out about your low T. It's medium.

01:33:42.000 And it's going to get.

01:33:42.000 Medium T. That's an even funnier name.

01:33:45.000 Feeling a little inferior.

01:33:46.000 Oh, that's an even better name.

01:33:48.000 Medium T, but it's getting higher.

01:33:50.000 Yes.

01:33:51.000 Climbing T. Where's this pick now?

01:33:55.000 Keep going?

01:33:57.000 None of these?

01:33:58.000 I didn't tell you to go there.

01:34:01.000 The picks that women choose of themselves are not that hot, obviously. 0.95

01:34:05.000 They're into like...

01:34:06.000 Wait, go back.

01:34:07.000 Why'd you give up?

01:34:08.000 Search a different search engine.

01:34:12.000 Okay, well, we're wasting time now.

01:34:13.000 This is getting boring, and we're drifting heavily into simp territory.

01:34:17.000 Oh, we're in the capital of simp simply.

01:34:20.000 Is that her with red hair there? 1.00

01:34:22.000 Yeah, I don't like that one that much.

01:34:23.000 There's one where she's sitting with, like, overalls, just like, hi, I'm me.

01:34:28.000 You should marry me in a timely territory.

01:34:29.000 There it is!

01:34:31.000 That's it.

01:34:32.000 The description helps.

01:34:34.000 Well, ladies, that's your goal. 1.00

01:34:37.000 You're never going to achieve it, but it's good to know that's what you're going for.

01:34:42.000 Look at that.

01:34:42.000 That's perfect.

01:34:45.000 That's getting a little too ricey, rice-arone.

01:34:49.000 San Francisco treat.

01:34:53.000 Yum.

01:34:54.000 All right, let's take a call.

01:34:57.000 All right.

01:34:58.000 Alrighty, Vegan.

01:35:01.000 Alrighty.

01:35:05.000 Is it me?

01:35:06.000 It's you.

01:35:07.000 234.

01:35:08.000 Hey, what's up, calling from Akron, Ohio?

01:35:12.000 I'm sorry about your friend Levi, man.

01:35:14.000 I was real, real depressed to hear that.

01:35:19.000 I survived a moped accident in 2020, man.

01:35:23.000 Those things are deadly.

01:35:24.000 He's had a few.

01:35:26.000 I mean, he's...

01:35:27.000 You didn't know him, did you?

01:35:29.000 No, no, no, I didn't know the guy, but I saw your episode Tuesday.

01:35:33.000 Yeah, we had a Zoom funeral for him to bring it up. 1.00

01:35:38.000 We had a Zoom funeral for him, and we were just telling great stories.

01:35:42.000 Things were getting kind of sad, and then we said, let's tell some, let's just focus on Levi stories.

01:35:47.000 So this guy talks about Westfest, which is where all the Proud Boys meet in Vegas, and how him and Levi stayed for four days after the party.

01:35:55.000 So Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, doing Coke, getting wasted.

01:35:59.000 At Westfest, there was this GIMP Proud Boy, Eddie something, who, by the way, ended up giving hundreds of hours of tapes to the FBI, allegedly.

01:36:09.000 Wait, is he black?

01:36:10.000 Fuck Eddie.

01:36:10.000 No, your guy.

01:36:12.000 Ryan, that you hung out with.

01:36:13.000 You stole his wheelchair and then he pushed you off it.

01:36:16.000 Oh, fuck, Eddie Block?

01:36:18.000 Yeah.

01:36:18.000 Oh, no.

01:36:19.000 So they see, they didn't know Eddie at the time, and they see a rascal, whatever, like the gimp chair with the keys in it.

01:36:26.000 So they jump on it.

01:36:29.000 Levi sits on the other guy's lap and they start cruising around, trying to go up these hills that it can't handle.

01:36:35.000 And they go, we got to drive this thing into a pool.

01:36:37.000 So they're driving around trying to find a pool to drive into.

01:36:41.000 And they eventually see one at the bottom of some stairs, like several sets of stairs.

01:36:46.000 So I guess it's at the hotel.

01:36:48.000 So they pull in and they start going down the stairs until the rascal starts falling apart as they're going down the stairs.

01:36:55.000 The front wheel comes on.

01:36:56.000 Jesus Christ.

01:36:57.000 They go careing in.

01:36:58.000 And then they start blocking the toilets, trying to get a better room.

01:37:04.000 They're shitting everywhere.

01:37:05.000 Like their thing was to pull down their pants, launch a turd or diarrhea at a urinal or on the carpet somewhere and run away laughing.

01:37:12.000 Like they're doing shit vandalism, totally over the top.

01:37:16.000 And there's all these chicks in Vegas who prey on the drunks. 1.00

01:37:20.000 And they go up to your room.

01:37:22.000 They fool around.

01:37:23.000 They might pretend to suck your dick. 1.00

01:37:24.000 You can't get it up.

01:37:25.000 You're so high.

01:37:26.000 And then they go, while one has one guy distracted, they get your Rolex.

01:37:29.000 They go Through all the other wallets.

01:37:31.000 So these girls go up with Levi and this buddy, and they get to the room.

01:37:39.000 It's fucking chaos.

01:37:40.000 There's holes in the wall.

01:37:41.000 Levi is running up the wall and doing flips onto the bed.

01:37:45.000 Then he's grabbing bottles and smashing them on the walls.

01:37:50.000 Beer bottles.

01:37:51.000 And so they get fucking scared.

01:37:53.000 So one of them runs and Levi pulls his pants down.

01:37:56.000 He goes, where are you going?

01:37:58.000 And he chases her waddling down the hallway.

01:38:01.000 The other goes, fuck this.

01:38:02.000 They grab the money.

01:38:03.000 And then the other guy goes, hey, you can't grab the money if you don't fuck. 0.99

01:38:08.000 And she's running down the hallway.

01:38:09.000 He grabs a butt light bottle and launches it down the hallway.

01:38:15.000 And it goes kadong against her head and sends her careening into the wall where she then gets up and makes it to the elevator. 0.99

01:38:24.000 They called him the John Belushi of the Proud Boys, but I don't think John Belushi was that intense.

01:38:29.000 He was fucking, he was the Satan of the Proud Boys.

01:38:36.000 He sounds like he was an absolute legend, man.

01:38:38.000 And, you know, what a privilege it would have been to know him.

01:38:41.000 You know, that's great.

01:38:42.000 And I just want to send love to you guys.

01:38:45.000 Brian, I love you.

01:38:47.000 You're funny.

01:38:48.000 I love your jams.

01:38:49.000 Maddie, support 81.

01:38:51.000 And Gavin, I hope you get your anal lips transplants in.

01:38:55.000 Thank you very much.

01:38:56.000 Appreciate that.

01:38:57.000 Thank you.

01:38:57.000 And yeah, when you guys are calling, it would be great if you could just say, Brian, don't worry about your low T. It's not an issue.

01:39:04.000 We still love you for who you are.

01:39:06.000 We're not judging you.

01:39:08.000 Yeah.

01:39:08.000 Because he's not doing great tonight, folks.

01:39:11.000 But thanks for calling.

01:39:12.000 Medium T. You still have an X and Y chromosome.

01:39:15.000 Yeah.

01:39:15.000 That's right.

01:39:16.000 As far as I'm concerned, you're basically a guy.

01:39:18.000 Yeah.

01:39:19.000 I am a guy.

01:39:20.000 Yes.

01:39:21.000 There's the attitude I know and love.

01:39:24.000 You know what?

01:39:25.000 Fuck it.

01:39:26.000 You're a man.

01:39:28.000 I am a man.

01:39:29.000 Yeah.

01:39:30.000 He's back, folks.

01:39:31.000 Right.

01:39:32.000 He's back.

01:39:33.000 Ryan considers himself a normal male.

01:39:38.000 Nice.

01:39:38.000 Do you have a song request?

01:39:42.000 How about the night they drove old Dixie down to my low tea?

01:40:04.000 That was good.

01:40:04.000 Thanks.

01:40:06.000 I can't believe I have suck on a piece of shit on my to-do list now.

01:40:10.000 Somebody, rest in peace, Matthew Perna.

01:40:15.000 He's the guy who's $100 who committed suicide before the sentencing.

01:40:23.000 Oh, my God.

01:40:24.000 We didn't know about this.

01:40:25.000 He sounds familiar.

01:40:27.000 I know that.

01:40:28.000 We did bring this up a couple of shows ago.

01:40:33.000 But yeah, it's very sad.

01:40:35.000 He just lost.

01:40:36.000 Taking your life.

01:40:37.000 Yeah, that's true.

01:40:38.000 That's true.

01:40:39.000 I mean, yeah, okay.

01:40:41.000 But Maddie, if you could die peacefully or go to prison for the rest of your life, he wasn't going to go to prison for the rest of his life.

01:40:50.000 No, that's true.

01:40:51.000 But would you rather die than do that?

01:40:55.000 No, because you still have a life.

01:40:57.000 Right.

01:40:58.000 Yeah.

01:40:59.000 You know?

01:41:00.000 Anything can happen.

01:41:02.000 Appeals, whatever.

01:41:04.000 Who knows?

01:41:05.000 Or if you got to do the whole sentence, do the sentence, get out.

01:41:07.000 You're still alive.

01:41:09.000 In many ways, human beings have had it throughout history rougher than prison, which sounds shitty, but like no food promised, no communication with people at all, living in the frozen tundra or something.

01:41:22.000 So listen to this guy.

01:41:24.000 He lived in Thailand and South Korea teaching English.

01:41:28.000 He was a big traveler.

01:41:29.000 He went to Europe, Asia, South America, India.

01:41:34.000 He would often go on a mission trip to Haiti.

01:41:37.000 We'd travel with his family, spreading Christianity, spreading lasting friendships wherever he went.

01:41:42.000 He was an educator.

01:41:43.000 He was a teacher.

01:41:44.000 He loved animals, especially dogs.

01:41:48.000 He was a seasoned runner, won medals, running in multiple cases.

01:41:52.000 But thank God, we've got him in prison for trying to take over the U.S. government.

01:41:58.000 I was just thinking about this today.

01:42:01.000 It's such a fucking ridiculous allegation.

01:42:03.000 The best you could possibly come up with is they were trying to slow down the government for a couple hours.

01:42:11.000 Trespassing.

01:42:12.000 No, but like the argument is it was the Capitol.

01:42:15.000 That's where they do the business. 0.87

01:42:17.000 They were finishing up, you know, making Biden president, and they were thwarted by this attack.

01:42:23.000 Okay.

01:42:24.000 It's craziness.

01:42:25.000 Okay.

01:42:26.000 So say the American government is an 18-wheeler, and you stood in front of it, and it had to stop and get out of the way for a few minutes, and then it kept going.

01:42:35.000 Right.

01:42:36.000 All right.

01:42:37.000 Is that the shoe for a year?

01:42:40.000 And that's me taking their, the best I can do with their argument.

01:42:44.000 Because the argument that it was a full government takeover and we're going to be run by a bunch of grannies now for the next 20 years. 1.00

01:42:50.000 Especially with the Kavanaugh vetting and the Black Panthers armed inside the Capitol. 0.72

01:42:57.000 I mean, oh, it's happened a million times.

01:42:58.000 Stop.

01:42:59.000 Stop with the bullshit.

01:43:00.000 Nonsense.

01:43:02.000 And it just, it's amazing got so much legs.

01:43:04.000 And I'm sorry, but I blame the fact that women are now heavily involved in politics. 1.00

01:43:08.000 And women are naturally genetically agreeable. 1.00

01:43:10.000 And when you come up with these retarded things, they naturally sort of go, okay, that's what we're going with. 1.00

01:43:18.000 Like this woman, I'll never forget on the news, she was saying, you know, it was on Thanksgiving.

01:43:23.000 And she said, from now on, on Thanksgiving, we're going to show the New York Times', whatever it is, it's a sizzle reel of the violence that went on that night.

01:43:33.000 And it's to remind my kids that we almost lost our country on January 20th.

01:43:42.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:43:43.000 By the way, that you just did reminded me.

01:43:46.000 I was talking to my daughter today.

01:43:48.000 I got her braces off just because I wanted to.

01:43:54.000 The dentist goes, but we want to make her teeth perfect. 0.93

01:43:56.000 I go, neither me nor my daughter want her to have Perfect teeth. 1.00

01:44:01.000 I'm from England.

01:44:02.000 As long as you're not Shane McGowan, we're good.

01:44:05.000 But I was saying to her, Now that you're 15, I think we can discuss when you stop believing in Santa.

01:44:13.000 And she goes, I don't know, maybe like nine or something.

01:44:16.000 And I go, I think I know when it was.

01:44:18.000 I used to pay, when we lived upstate, I paid a guy who was obsessed with Christmas and everything.

01:44:23.000 And he did all this shit at his, he owned the local thing in town in Eldred, New York.

01:44:29.000 He owned the local corner store, but he'd have Santa things and he'd have toy drives and he ran the parade that would do all the local towns, Berryville and Fort Jervis, everything.

01:44:40.000 And his suit was like Santa's suit.

01:44:43.000 Like the belt was leather.

01:44:44.000 The boots were boots.

01:44:46.000 They weren't plastic things that go over your shoes.

01:44:48.000 He was LARPing.

01:44:49.000 Yeah, he was Santa in many ways.

01:44:52.000 And so I'd have him come by.

01:44:53.000 I'd pay him some bones.

01:44:55.000 And usually the kids were asleep.

01:44:56.000 But one time, the problem with Christmas Eve is my in-laws are in town, my brother-in-law's in town, and my brother's in town.

01:45:05.000 So what happens?

01:45:07.000 We tend to get shit-faced.

01:45:08.000 So by December 24th at midnight, I'm toast.

01:45:12.000 So we're like taking pictures of him and stuff.

01:45:15.000 And the pictures were way too good.

01:45:18.000 And my daughter goes, how'd you get that one?

01:45:21.000 You said you were hiding under the table?

01:45:23.000 And I go, yeah, I think he saw we were there.

01:45:25.000 And then he posed for one.

01:45:27.000 And I remember her going, no, what did you just do?

01:45:31.000 No, it was add more.

01:45:33.000 It was like at nine after I said that, and I just went, I just fucking blew it.

01:45:43.000 Fuck.

01:45:44.000 You ruined it.

01:45:45.000 I just ended Santa.

01:45:47.000 Gavin McGrinchich, Mitch.

01:45:51.000 Speaking of which, Gav's Tav by City Inquiry.

01:45:55.000 I think that's the guy.

01:45:57.000 Dude, that one in the bottom right is exactly what was in my head.

01:46:00.000 You see, now, can you forgive me for being self-indulgent and saying, hey, can someone help me out with this?

01:46:07.000 That would have taken me like a year.

01:46:09.000 And I just farted out and it became true.

01:46:11.000 Is that our tactical walls guy?

01:46:13.000 No.

01:46:14.000 Oh.

01:46:15.000 I believe it's Jose.

01:46:17.000 Dude, that's perfect.

01:46:19.000 Not that one.

01:46:20.000 The other one.

01:46:22.000 Well, that one was the bottom left, like you said.

01:46:24.000 I thought I said bottom right.

01:46:25.000 Okay.

01:46:26.000 Bottom right.

01:46:27.000 Here we go.

01:46:29.000 That's perfect.

01:46:31.000 Holy shit.

01:46:32.000 It's like being magic.

01:46:36.000 Wow.

01:46:37.000 Okay, so now all I got to do is get some plastic and cut that out.

01:46:42.000 Cool.

01:46:43.000 Gas tab's going to be hot.

01:46:44.000 Though, I just learned the stand-up video game's not getting delivered till fucking May.

01:46:49.000 Thanks, Biden.

01:46:51.000 Fuck you, Biden. 0.72

01:46:53.000 The pool table game?

01:46:55.000 No, that's looking like maybe a couple weeks.

01:47:01.000 But my gas bill for my car today was $75.

01:47:06.000 It's never gone over $50.

01:47:08.000 And I'm Scottish.

01:47:10.000 So I go right into the...

01:47:11.000 Pump, pop. 1.00

01:47:12.000 Usually when I go to the gas station, I'm going in neutral.

01:47:15.000 I've been filling it up usually between three quarters and half a tank lately because I have a 26-gallon tank.

01:47:22.000 Right, but you're an exception because you have that weird truck that takes a lot of time.

01:47:26.000 My truck takes flux fuel.

01:47:28.000 Does it take again?

01:47:29.000 E85.

01:47:30.000 Ethanol.

01:47:30.000 What about you, Ryan?

01:47:33.000 I have Costco gas, so I'll just fill up at Costco, but it does hurt.

01:47:37.000 But it's about 20 cents less.

01:47:39.000 Probably four cylinder.

01:47:41.000 So how much to fill up your stupid Puerto Rican mobile that all Puerto Ricans drive? 1.00

01:47:45.000 It's a RAV4.

01:47:46.000 All Puerto Ricans drive RAV4s. 1.00

01:47:48.000 Why do you guys love RAV4s?

01:47:51.000 And all blacks drive maroon Subarus. 1.00

01:47:54.000 I don't know, but I know that it's one of the most, it's got the biggest storage in its class.

01:47:59.000 It's very, it lasts a long time.

01:48:02.000 You could really beat it into the ground.

01:48:03.000 It's Toyota.

01:48:05.000 So they're cheap, they're reliable, and a lot of storage.

01:48:08.000 You got to get popular with the low T crowd. 0.99

01:48:10.000 It's true.

01:48:11.000 T for Toyota.

01:48:13.000 T. That's medium T. It's the most T. It's got T on the front.

01:48:17.000 Yeah.

01:48:18.000 Did you notice in that logo that Jose made how big the T was?

01:48:22.000 I did notice.

01:48:23.000 It was like half the logo.

01:48:25.000 Big T. That's a lot of T there.

01:48:27.000 I guess when you're guys like Maddie and I, you're kind of known as Mr. T. And when you're guys like Ryan, you're known as Mr. Levi.

01:48:35.000 I can only imagine what ours were when we were 30 something.

01:48:39.000 What, what?

01:48:40.000 When we were in our early 30s.

01:48:42.000 Oh, my God.

01:48:44.000 I'm higher than him now.

01:48:46.000 In my early 30s, people were scared of me.

01:48:49.000 And I don't mean like I was going to beat them up.

01:48:51.000 I was just a fucking tornado.

01:48:53.000 I was a Levi Romero.

01:48:55.000 Like, we used to empty parties.

01:48:58.000 Remember, me and my buddy Derek would go in and we'd be like, all right, let's get this party started, people.

01:49:05.000 And I'd have a clipboard.

01:49:06.000 I'd take off my sweatshirt and put it around my neck like I'm a choreographer.

01:49:09.000 I'd be like, Derek, and a one and a two, and let's go.

01:49:11.000 And he'd start like modern dancing, but knocking over shit.

01:49:15.000 And I'd go, more feeling, more feeling.

01:49:19.000 One time these two girls go, you know, you guys are okay as individuals, but when you're together, you're fucking assholes and everyone hates you.

01:49:28.000 And Derek goes, didn't we fuck both of you the first night we met you? 0.99

01:49:34.000 Nice.

01:49:34.000 Which was true.

01:49:36.000 Which was a very...

01:49:37.000 Not tell a lie.

01:49:38.000 Could come back.

01:49:39.000 Touche.

01:49:41.000 Not everyone hates us.

01:49:42.000 Not you two.

01:49:43.000 You spread your legs, you whores. 1.00

01:49:46.000 Brian's got hot to sauce alone.

01:49:49.000 He's never belonged.

01:49:50.000 He's always got a big bone that he's swinging.

01:49:54.000 And his ones up, start singing.

01:49:57.000 The birthdays was the worst days.

01:50:04.000 There you go.

01:50:05.000 Okay.

01:50:06.000 So that Biggie Smalls.

01:50:08.000 Did he have small tea?

01:50:09.000 Please lighten this.

01:50:10.000 Skin tone on your black. 0.80

01:50:11.000 He had Biggie.

01:50:12.000 We're going to get canceled.

01:50:13.000 Big T Smalls.

01:50:20.000 What was that guy when I didn't hear that last one?

01:50:23.000 He just read there.

01:50:25.000 Did I read something?

01:50:26.000 I could have sworn you did.

01:50:28.000 By the way, that was Jose, who does our backgrounds, that rule.

01:50:31.000 Oh, okay.

01:50:32.000 Seth is on the line.

01:50:33.000 Hello, Seth.

01:50:35.000 Hello?

01:50:37.000 Hello, hello.

01:50:38.000 Y'all hear me?

01:50:38.000 Yes, we can.

01:50:42.000 So, first off, Ryan, that is quite the fashion there.

01:50:48.000 It's like a reverse Joker.

01:50:50.000 But hello, Geriatrics. 0.54

01:50:52.000 I want to say that video games are like our day's version of Crucible.

01:51:00.000 It's like our getting away from what's going around in society, but you guys just do different Crucible tactics, like you would go drink or watch TV.

01:51:13.000 It's the same shit.

01:51:14.000 No, I watch TV for maybe like an hour a day at night, and it's in the background.

01:51:19.000 And when I go to bars, I'm talking to people.

01:51:22.000 I'm learning about stuff with people.

01:51:24.000 We're discussing, like, thanks to fucking Joe, I now know that salmonella can't be cooked away.

01:51:30.000 I didn't know that.

01:51:31.000 Yeah.

01:51:32.000 I'm talking to a chef.

01:51:33.000 Yeah, and I can talk to you like I'm talking to people online about things that are happening across the country.

01:51:38.000 But they're not in person.

01:51:40.000 It's not real.

01:51:40.000 I'll be dipped in shit.

01:51:42.000 Correct.

01:51:43.000 I'm agreeing with you in the fact that you should get away from video games because it's the same thing that you're doing.

01:51:50.000 No, you're wrong.

01:51:51.000 The distraction is my point.

01:51:52.000 People play video games for six hours.

01:51:54.000 If I watch TV for six hours, I would faint.

01:51:59.000 People do watch TV for six hours.

01:52:01.000 Yeah, that's fucking lame.

01:52:04.000 I agree.

01:52:04.000 Anyway, thanks for calling.

01:52:05.000 I don't want to get into fucking video games again.

01:52:08.000 It's like the Bob Marley album Legend.

01:52:12.000 I'm good for one lifetime.

01:52:14.000 Navy Joe.

01:52:19.000 Hello.

01:52:21.000 Hey, what's going on?

01:52:23.000 Hey, bud.

01:52:24.000 Hey, I was listening to your conversation with Kumia yesterday, and something sparked in my head.

01:52:32.000 This was about when you guys were talking about the kiddie porn stuff and how people are prosecuted.

01:52:38.000 Yep.

01:52:38.000 So my cousin, he's a principal out there in San Bernardino County.

01:52:44.000 And like three, four years ago, when they started giving everybody iPads and everything else, the biggest issue that they had was all these kids were like sexting and like sending all these nude pics of them.

01:52:58.000 So since they're all under the age of 18, all that stuff immediately when they're sorry, well, what would happen is that when they brought to school and they would plug in their iPhone, well, not iPhones, but the iPads and everything else, it would go, all those pictures would end up in a database.

01:53:16.000 And so he every day would have to go with the FBI and pretty much figure out how to go about that.

01:53:24.000 So you had all these prosecutions of all these underage people, 18 and under, that it still had to get brought forward.

01:53:33.000 And then it was pretty much dismissed because of their age and what was going on.

01:53:40.000 So I just wanted to add that to what you guys were talking about yesterday.

01:53:43.000 I thought that was pretty interesting.

01:53:44.000 What a waste of time.

01:53:45.000 You know, that's where Mercedes Carrera has been awaiting trial for three years for her bullshit sex charge. 1.00

01:53:51.000 That's San Bernardino.

01:53:53.000 You know, I saw her boobs the other day because of your new upload. 0.88

01:53:57.000 Oh, thank you.

01:53:59.000 Yeah.

01:54:00.000 She doesn't look like that anymore.

01:54:02.000 All right.

01:54:03.000 Thanks for calling.

01:54:04.000 Yeah, I talked to a cop the other day who told me that an investigator, detective, was, you know, his job was like finding kiddie porn.

01:54:16.000 He found something on someone's phone or whatever.

01:54:20.000 He texted it or emailed it to his boss, the captain, and he said, we got this guy.

01:54:26.000 Look at this shit that I found on his phone.

01:54:30.000 That's mailing kiddie porn.

01:54:33.000 That's a felony.

01:54:34.000 He was fired.

01:54:36.000 Okay, kill him.

01:54:39.000 Seems like we have some problems.

01:54:42.000 He's the one who's investigating those crimes.

01:54:44.000 He obviously wasn't trying to turn on his captain.

01:54:47.000 But I said to the cop, well, surely any reasonable human can see that that's not what that law was for.

01:54:53.000 He's like, yeah, you can't do it.

01:54:55.000 It's illegal.

01:54:55.000 He should have known the law.

01:54:58.000 Now, I don't want to start getting into the fucking weeds of how we need to be fairer to sex offenders and innocent people are going to jail.

01:55:08.000 We'll leave that up to the new Supreme Court comment.

01:55:11.000 She can't even tell you what a woman is. 1.00

01:55:14.000 No.

01:55:16.000 Men identify as women, but we don't know what a woman is.

01:55:20.000 This one's going around, Ryan.

01:55:21.000 City Council troll.

01:55:22.000 I ran across this recent video of a deranged liberal giving an unhinged diatribe on trans rights.

01:55:28.000 Everyone realizes that it's fake, right?

01:55:30.000 But it's good.

01:55:31.000 It's still funny.

01:55:33.000 It's good acting.

01:55:35.000 Got it here?

01:55:36.000 I thought it was real when I first saw it.

01:55:38.000 And then at the end, when he takes a knee for George Floyd, I went, ah, okay.

01:55:42.000 Oh, that's Cass Cassidy. 0.99

01:55:44.000 He works with Alex Stein.

01:55:46.000 Oh, cool.

01:55:47.000 I love that these guys are sabotaging municipal politics.

01:55:50.000 Yeah, they go into meetings, like just Zoom meetings for like...

01:55:55.000 And then you realize all these local politicians, their job is just bullshit.

01:56:00.000 They just have these meetings about the fountain on Wayne Street.

01:56:07.000 Bullshit.

01:56:08.000 Caller, we'll get to you in one second if you could just.

01:56:12.000 So we've got to put this up for posterity, but I assume everyone's seen this by now.

01:56:18.000 So let me start off.

01:56:21.000 Sorry.

01:56:23.000 In 2015, Bernie Sanders woke me up.

01:56:26.000 My openly gay six-year-old transgender nephew wanted something different than most kids for his birthday.

01:56:32.000 He wanted the COVID-19 vaccine for the greater good of humanity.

01:56:37.000 Because unlike the racist Republicans, he wanted to protect our democracy and take on his social responsibility to do his part for the future.

01:56:44.000 The guy behind him is laughing.

01:56:45.000 Do you think that's his friend?

01:56:51.000 Well, his opening statement.

01:56:54.000 In 2015, my six-year-old gay trans nephew wanted to get the COVID-19 vaccine in 2015.

01:57:05.000 From the Donald Trump reporters.

01:57:08.000 And the science deniers.

01:57:10.000 Refined Bill Hornbool!

01:57:16.000 Now.

01:57:17.000 I don't know about his outfit.

01:57:19.000 The hat's not quite right.

01:57:21.000 It's amazing that they all don't have masks on.

01:57:24.000 He tries to just cover his identity, and sometimes he's got a do-rag on.

01:57:28.000 He's a very Christian guy.

01:57:30.000 He does believe in flat earth and some other bases.

01:57:33.000 He's one of you.

01:57:34.000 Does he have low T like you?

01:57:35.000 It doesn't look like it.

01:57:37.000 Well, excuse you, first of all.

01:57:39.000 He tried to trick me, and it didn't work.

01:57:42.000 So he does this with Alex Stein, and they troll a whole bunch.

01:57:46.000 This one was really great.

01:57:47.000 It was like an actor's class.

01:57:50.000 And then, so he's always like a wigger. 1.00

01:57:53.000 I've been talking to Elijah Schaefer about this with Man on the Street stuff.

01:57:57.000 Surely the second it gets to be successful, people recognize you and then go, like Morad had this problem.

01:58:04.000 Yeah.

01:58:07.000 The internet is too big, and even people that are on the right aren't exactly all aware of Alex Stein and stuff.

01:58:14.000 So it's even kind of buried within our right-wing clique, you know?

01:58:20.000 So it hasn't reached that level yet.

01:58:23.000 I mean, he just went on InfoWars, you know, Alex, and slightly offensive, I think also, too.

01:58:30.000 So he's getting out there, but I don't think the lefties are even close to figuring it out yet.

01:58:37.000 Like, he'll go on multiple Zooms, like, weeks after weeks.

01:58:42.000 We got it.

01:58:43.000 Am I just a genius, or do most people overexplain things on this show?

01:58:47.000 All right.

01:58:48.000 How are we doing with the super chats?

01:58:50.000 We didn't really push Joe Biggs hard tonight.

01:58:56.000 All but six are remaining.

01:59:00.000 Well, get him up.

01:59:03.000 It's like, I know it's hard for you to get it up, but we.

01:59:05.000 It's not hard for me to get it up.

01:59:07.000 Oh, it's not hard?

01:59:08.000 No.

01:59:08.000 Yeah, I thought so.

01:59:09.000 Maybe it's the T. What does that mean?

01:59:13.000 I don't know.

01:59:14.000 Low T?

01:59:15.000 Medium T dude? 0.99

01:59:17.000 I don't know.

01:59:18.000 Keep going.

01:59:19.000 We're not reading him.

01:59:20.000 Wait, I got to read that.

01:59:21.000 What was that?

01:59:23.000 Hold on, can I soft wash your house? 0.73

01:59:26.000 No.

01:59:27.000 Okay.

01:59:29.000 But he's getting into AEW.

01:59:31.000 Okay, no.

01:59:32.000 Don't check it out.

01:59:32.000 He will.

01:59:36.000 Oh, man, they all wind up looking like Andrea Martin or Catherine Harris doing a character.

01:59:41.000 Because God thought of this, and he put in some checks and balances.

01:59:46.000 And one of them is when you switch the genders, you know, breeding is very important. 1.00

01:59:51.000 Man and woman is a big deal, Adam and Eve. 1.00

01:59:54.000 So when you mess with it, he made sure it looks ridiculous just so everyone can see.

02:00:00.000 We have Mason on the line talking about tea.

02:00:04.000 Mason, you're on the line.

02:00:07.000 Hey, how's it going?

02:00:08.000 It's Mason from Albany right here.

02:00:10.000 Ah, fucking Ave.

02:00:14.000 Okay, so Ryan, you mentioned earlier that you're going to try to get some sleep to build your testosterone.

02:00:21.000 Yes.

02:00:22.000 I've done a lot of research a little bit trying to figure out what's going on with testosterone because it seems like these are the same.

02:00:26.000 Wait, you've done a lot of research a little bit?

02:00:31.000 No, I did a lot of research a little bit ago.

02:00:34.000 Oh, okay.

02:00:37.000 Because it seems like the average testosterone in men is going down.

02:00:41.000 Like if 30 years ago, the average level wasn't 430 or whatever Ryan had or 250 or something.

02:00:48.000 Yeah, that's what I was going to say to him.

02:00:49.000 It's perfectly normal that he has low T and he should not feel bad about it.

02:00:53.000 Medium.

02:00:54.000 It happens to a lot of people.

02:00:57.000 Like, don't beat yourself up.

02:01:00.000 The main thing was, Ryan was saying he was going to try to get more sleep, which just doesn't, I mean, if you're getting, like, five hours a night, then it's going to lower your testosterone.

02:01:09.000 But getting more sleep, like getting 10 hours, isn't going to raise your testosterone.

02:01:13.000 So I do get five hours.

02:01:16.000 Oh, Ryan told me to sleep 10 hours.

02:01:17.000 Don't.

02:01:18.000 No.

02:01:18.000 Ryan's lying.

02:01:19.000 Oversleeping will lower it.

02:01:21.000 I didn't communicate.

02:01:22.000 Wait, Ryan, you get into work at 11 a.m. every day, usually 10.59.

02:01:26.000 So you only get five hours?

02:01:28.000 Yeah, I go to bed at about 3 and then wake up at 8 with my daughter.

02:01:33.000 So you go to bed at 6 a.m.

02:01:35.000 What are you talking about?

02:01:36.000 Well, 6 a.m.

02:01:37.000 I don't wake up at 11.

02:01:40.000 Okay, so you go to bed at 5 a.m.

02:01:41.000 No.

02:01:42.000 You stay up all night till 5?

02:01:43.000 Shouldn't you have written like War and Peace by now?

02:01:46.000 From 3 to 8 hours.

02:01:48.000 3 to 8.

02:01:49.000 Yeah, it's 5 hours.

02:01:51.000 Daughter wakes up at 8.

02:01:52.000 So why would you stay up till 3 a.m. if you have to get up at 8?

02:01:55.000 I can't sleep.

02:01:56.000 I don't know.

02:01:57.000 I tried last night.

02:01:58.000 I took melatonin.

02:01:59.000 I took sleepy time tea.

02:02:01.000 It's not low tea.

02:02:02.000 Maybe it's the low tea, yeah.

02:02:03.000 It's not the low TT.

02:02:05.000 I have to just stay off my phone and really be strict about it.

02:02:08.000 I did that last night, and then I'm just laying there like for an hour, and I'm like, okay, I give up.

02:02:13.000 Like, I'm starting to get hungry now.

02:02:16.000 And what time was this at?

02:02:20.000 Or sometimes I'll wake up at 11.

02:02:22.000 But wait, if you go, if you're not working, dude.

02:02:25.000 If you stay up till 3 a.m. and then you're up at 8, you're tired that day, and that night you're going to go to bed at a normal time unless you nap.

02:02:33.000 And I've been around you and you're constantly passing out all over the place like a Japanese man on the train. 1.00

02:02:39.000 So overall, my napping has gone down, if you looked at a chart, a lot.

02:02:44.000 Like there's days where I don't even think about a nap.

02:02:46.000 I couldn't nap if I tried.

02:02:48.000 But then today I napped and then yesterday I napped.

02:02:51.000 You know what it is?

02:02:52.000 On days that I don't go out enough.

02:02:54.000 Because you've got to get sunlight to get your sleep.

02:02:58.000 Okay, so it was lack of sleep.

02:03:00.000 Now it's sunlight.

02:03:01.000 Vitamin D deficiency.

02:03:03.000 It could be.

02:03:04.000 I mean, but that helps you sleep.

02:03:05.000 If you get 30 minutes in the sun, your circadian rhythm.

02:03:08.000 People in the world are vitamin D deficient.

02:03:11.000 That's true.

02:03:11.000 I do take a supplement for that.

02:03:12.000 About 500.

02:03:13.000 How many reasons for this low tea?

02:03:15.000 Well, there's a lot of variables when it comes to tea.

02:03:19.000 A lot of variables.

02:03:19.000 Can you back any of this up?

02:03:21.000 Fortunately, when you have normal tea, like me and Maddie, we don't have to go looking for excuses.

02:03:26.000 We just enjoy our normal tea.

02:03:29.000 I can't wait for this test.

02:03:30.000 You're going to have to teach.

02:03:32.000 $359 is going to be yours.

02:03:34.000 I'll bet on it.

02:03:36.000 $3.59.

02:03:37.000 Brian, do you eat a lot of soy?

02:03:39.000 I don't.

02:03:40.000 Dairy?

02:03:40.000 That'll do it, too.

02:03:41.000 Dairy is probably that.

02:03:43.000 Dairy.

02:03:45.000 Was dairy bad?

02:03:47.000 Yeah, both soy and dairy, like the number one testosterone killers.

02:03:51.000 I drink a lot of...

02:03:52.000 Probably high in estrogen, too.

02:03:53.000 I know soy is high in estrogen.

02:03:55.000 Soy, not so much.

02:03:57.000 This is back to video games now.

02:03:59.000 Thanks for calling.

02:04:00.000 Let's wrap up the show.

02:04:02.000 So that's it for today's episode.

02:04:05.000 We will see you on Monday.

02:04:08.000 We got a little mini doc I made in 2008 about a guy who was murdered by the state back in 1970.

02:04:18.000 And I think was the impetus of the band Crass.

02:04:22.000 I recorded it when I was up there visiting those guys.

02:04:26.000 But yeah, if you have low testosterone, don't feel bad about yourself.

02:04:30.000 You're a normal person.

02:04:33.000 Ryan still gets erections.

02:04:34.000 You will still get erections.

02:04:37.000 You'll just be ridiculed by your friends and have trouble functioning.

02:04:42.000 But it's not like you're not human.

02:04:45.000 And I want to go on record before we end the show that even if your testosterone is as low as Ryan's is, you're still basically a man.

02:04:56.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

02:05:00.000 Cause I'm fighting the pipe because I'm amp.

02:05:04.000 Most of my heroes don't appear, no stamp.

02:05:06.000 Stamp on, look at you, look at my lip.

02:05:08.000 If I read this for 400, here's what you take.

02:05:10.000 Don't worry, me act for the number one tear.

02:05:13.000 Remember my family, you can fuck me right here. 0.94

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - March 25, 2022

GOML LIVE #141

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