On this week's episode of Get Off My Lawn Live, the boys are joined by writer and comedian Maddie O'Dell ( ) to talk about Flavor Flave's new album, the early days of Public Enemy, and more.
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00:04:06.000That was way better in my memory than what I just heard.
00:04:10.000Well, we had two speakers going, but I remembered that being the craziest song in the world when it came out.
00:04:18.000Now it's like a mildly amusing rap jam.
00:04:21.000Am I- did you play the right version or something?
00:09:14.000I want to explain to the jury what the Proud Boys are.
00:09:17.000I kind of wish I was subpoenaed for Max and John, and I could have explained all the jokes they used in trial as like these horrible racist quotes.
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00:17:40.000But as Ryan pointed out on the show, when he's changing his daughter's diaper, he doesn't smell sulfur or cobalt or whatever you want to call it.
00:18:52.000Like also, I don't know if you noticed, but in the shower, you'll clear your nose out and you'll see like compound structures where snot, regular snot would be before.
00:22:39.000Maddie's 433 with a heart condition and all kinds of medication and five doctors monitoring him, making sure his testosterone doesn't get too high or he could die.
00:23:49.000So I looked up some videos on this, and people have had a 500-point difference when they took their first test, when they took the second test.
00:26:19.000I think most men, especially black men, like me, who quote unquote come out later in life, is because, terrible grammar, we don't really know it ourselves.
00:28:45.000Maddie Odell, medicated to keep his tea down, smokes Ryan Rivera, who works out every day, takes gorilla mode, and has become a bodybuilder.
00:29:06.000Our second sponsor we want to say thank you to is, of course, Nita Fashions.
00:29:10.000Thursday Nights Live is the only day I don't wear a suit, and 99% of my suits are Nita Fashions to the caller that I drunkenly bought a suit for.
00:29:23.000You know, I was talking to a guy today, and he said, if you're blackout drunk, and you're talking to someone who's also blackout drunk, where does that conversation go?
00:29:33.000It goes into some hard drive in the cosmos somewhere.
00:30:38.000Like the blue-collar LARPing I do most of the time with my red wings that blister my feet and my fucking welder's pants that bake my ass cheeks at 300 degrees and my uncomfortable starched fucking denim shirts.
00:30:53.000Much more uncomfortable than my suits.
00:34:51.000I mean, I get, you know, since I filed a complaint some time back, I get, you know, pretty good variety of obscene calls, strange phone calls, that kind of thing.
00:35:02.000But as soon as you ask the first question, it goes right out the window.
00:36:14.000He doxes his real name to his Twitter account.
00:36:17.000At that time, he had about 25,000 followers, give or take.
00:36:22.000And then he just bombarded my client's employer and his labor union with thousands of communications, emails, tweets, phone calls, and just like a blitzkrieg, you know, just non-stop.
00:36:36.000And it happened over the course of three months.
00:36:39.000And then, you know, the calls progressively get violent.
00:36:42.000I mean, they just turn into from, oh, hey, Gavin's an idiot to if you don't get rid of Gavin, you know, there's going to be blood and it's going to be your fault.
00:36:50.000You know, it's that kind of, that's how they progress.
00:36:53.000And that's what happened to my client.
00:36:55.000And then he gets, well, I consider them death threats, basically, because, I mean, if you're getting calls from unknown people telling your employer, you've got to go or there's going to be blood.
00:37:05.000I mean, to me, that's a violent threat.
00:37:07.000You know, this is anti-Fash Gordon's real name is Christian Eksu.
00:37:16.000He's got all kinds of rumors swirling around him about sexual assault and wanting dates, starting a campaign where a date of his dad's whereas a GoPro.
00:37:44.000But the name of the, what is it, a petition online or something like that was Make So-and-So Wear a GoPro on Her Date with the Hot Professor.
00:38:00.000These guys throw stones from their glass houses, and as soon as you peel back the curtain and look at them, you find Christian Nixu is this deranged pervert.
00:38:09.000You find out his dad is a slum lord who refuses to let the tenants have inspections on their apartments so he can continue to provide uninspectable.
00:38:28.000I'm watching my words here because I know we're getting to legal areas.
00:38:32.000He doesn't want his buildings inspected, which I presume shows that he wants to continue to be a slumlord and provide shitty housing.
00:38:39.000And then we find out, more disturbingly, that Christian Xu's mother, they're all academics, by the way.
00:38:48.000She's got this incredibly high rate of giving kids to foster care, which some say is a financial incentive, where she's saying, oh, oh, this kid's being abused, and he's off to foster care and the parents are like, whoa, whoa, what are you doing?
00:39:02.000And there's talk of kickbacks involved.
00:39:47.000This is the one group of people, these like, well, we call them skids, by the way.
00:39:52.000These Antifa people, some of my staff here, we call them skids because somebody said that the Antifa people, excuse my language, but the Antifa people are the skid marks from the shit stain that is progressive politics.
00:40:10.000So we just refer to them as skids, but these skids, they seem to be the only group of people where the stereotypes fit.
00:40:19.000They are overly educated, typically affluent people from affluent families, and they are almost always punching down economically.
00:40:31.000And I'm somebody, I have what they call a shanty Irish background, which is just another way of saying, you know, poor white trash.
00:40:39.000So this thing bothers me on several levels.
00:40:43.000You know, I'm as well educated as any of them.
00:40:46.000You know, I have a law degree or whatever.
00:40:48.000So I've got the second level degree like a lot of these people.
00:40:52.000But just the fraudulence of how they present themselves and what they are just irks me.
00:41:01.000And, you know, it's like, you know, in old Iris, you got to be aggrieved to get yourself right, you know, to get yourself directed at something.
00:41:07.000And that's kind of just the way this bothers me that you would attack a man's family because he said something like, you know, men have Y chromosomes.
00:41:15.000And that would like, that would like set these people off.
00:41:23.000So they attack these manly men and destroy their lives and attack their children, hoping that the guy will come to their house and kick the shit out of them because they hate themselves and they want to be abused.
00:41:35.000We're dealing with really sick, mentally ill, fucking losers.
00:41:42.000And it's hard to fight back against losers because they have nothing to lose and they want you to beat them up.
00:42:29.000Anyway, Patrick, we got to get back to this.
00:42:32.000Thank you very much for coming on the show.
00:42:33.000And let's constantly keep updated because I'm happy to see lawfare being waged on these cunts.
00:42:40.000Yeah, whoever's getting stocks, First Avenue, all the cops, like, you know, try to be legit about it so you make a record of it, and then you can follow up civilly, man.
00:43:40.000And the radical left has gone so far left that they're cannibalizing each other now.
00:43:44.000And I hear tale after tale of, you know, some trans person who had their dick cut off getting mad at someone like our guy here who says he's queer, but he still wants to just fuck women.
00:43:57.000And so they're getting into this sort of pecking order of who's more oppressed.
00:44:01.000And it's fun to watch because they've never experienced conflict before.
00:45:25.000My old podcast, Can I Ask You a Question starring Justin Thoreau and Fred Armison And David Cross and Harmar Superstar, all kinds of fun shit.
00:45:35.000Anyway, see you paying people in a second, and goodbye to the freeloaders.
00:45:42.000Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
00:46:11.000I'm going to call him Would you mind if we changed your nickname to low tea, Ryan?
00:46:25.000It's actually low end of the average spectrum tea, but for short, you can call me.
00:50:25.000Okay, well, so, Gavin, I agree with most of the stuff that you say, and I can relate to a lot of it.
00:50:33.000One thing that always puzzled me is when you talk about, like, if you're walking down the street and there's an interracial couple, how they look at you like you should be so offended or like they're blowing your mind or whatever.
00:54:00.000I would guess they would have had to affect the culture in a positive way and in a substantial way, a substantial and positive way.
00:54:08.000They had to have affected the culture.
00:54:11.000And that can include politics, but politics is downstream from the culture.
00:54:16.000So someone who memorably became part of the American lexicon.
00:54:24.000So Theodore Roosevelt comes to mind, but so does Bill the Butcher.
00:54:29.000And a great book on this is Glenn Beck's Miracles and Massacres, where he goes through all these lesser-known heroes, including the guy who warned George Washington that he was about to get assassinated and saved George W.'s life.
00:55:34.000I just wanted a place where I could put all the sketches together because I was releasing all these comedy sketches and they weren't all in one place.
00:55:41.000And I knew YouTube would kill them soon.
00:55:56.000He goes, I see these kids and they're constantly wiping out.
00:55:59.000And the reason they're constantly wiping out is if they're doing a trick they know, they're wasting their time.
00:56:05.000So they're constantly trying to do like an Ollie kick-flip McTwist or whatever the fuck it's called these days that they haven't done before.
00:56:14.000And then once they master a trick, well, then they don't want to do that now.
00:58:48.000All right, so Jeff then kind of posed the question was, you know, something that when you go to sleep at night, you think about it and you go, ugh.
01:00:53.000But back in fifth grade, we were leaving, and it was the last time leaving the hallways of that school, the elementary school, and we're walking down, and I had bullied him.
01:01:02.000Like, I picked on him because he was kind of just outcasting himself, playing Pokemon by himself.
01:01:06.000And me and all the other kids were just hanging out.
01:01:08.000And like, I'd just go up to him and be like, come on, dude, what are you fucking?
01:10:10.000And I know what a furry is too, but I did a deep dive and it's, I just can't get over how bizarre it really is because he's into all this.
01:10:22.000He's into like foxes and wolves and he wears these like fur costumes and he goes to these events and he's like sexually attracted to animals.
01:10:36.000And the point of all of this is that like, you know, my, like, as I was playing this game with him and as I got to kind of know him, you know, he sounded kind of like a little bit like an outcast, a little nerdy,
01:10:53.000probably didn't, you know, wasn't very popular, didn't have many friends.
01:10:56.000And I think to myself, yeah, I knew guys like that in high school and, you know, they were just shy and they just ended up just being normal and just quiet.
01:11:06.000But nowadays, it seems like if you're like a little shy, a little outcast or whatever, you have to be something, you know?
01:11:14.000And like, so he's like, he's a furry and he's a bi.
01:11:18.000You know, he's bisexual and he's a furry.
01:11:33.000I think the solution is for you to stand up, walk over to the mirror, look at it, and go, I do a thing where I end up hanging out with furries.
01:11:44.000Maybe I should throw this fucking game console out the window.
01:12:53.000Well, at this point, it's pretty much ancient Chinese secret, but I know you guys love the Super Bowl halftime show.
01:13:00.000I just wanted to drop a quick fun fact gem about the irony of it.
01:13:07.000So when the whole Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre, gangster rap thing started going on, me and my dad shot each other like a weird look because we both saw the irony in all of it.
01:13:21.000So I grew up in south central Los Angeles from the early 2000s.
01:13:29.000My dad was there like in the mid-90s going on.
01:13:33.000And that's like we're the height of the gangster rap population.
01:13:37.000Well, according to my cassette collection at the time, that was a totally dope place to live.
01:13:42.000And you were pimping out in a ride and you were with Warren G and there was a bunch of homies and they had to regulate.
01:13:53.000It's a fantastic place to live if you want to get stabbed and hang out to swap the car.
01:14:02.000But so the stereotype in that in South Central is that you gangbang and then you get buried in Inglewood Cemetery.
01:14:15.000And Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, all of those guys, NWA, all of their friends were gangbanging and they were getting killed and being buried in Inglewood Cemetery.
01:14:26.000So the music that they created really inspired that lifestyle.
01:14:31.000It kind of glorified it and all of the guys on the street, the hoodlums, they're all listening to it.
01:14:37.000It was kind of like their national anthem.
01:14:39.000And during the whole performance, here's like the catch.
01:14:46.000Inglewood Cemetery is literally a stone's throw away from that stadium.
01:14:53.000You could literally throw a rock to the largest cemetery where all the gangbangers for the last 40 decades have been buried.
01:19:05.000So if you practice the most extreme form of conflict, then when you come across it in your normal day-to-day, it's obviously going to be much less intense and you're going to be totally prepared for it.
01:19:15.000So I would not call your husband gay for jujitsu.
01:19:20.000Although I will say, I have trouble getting into MMA because of all the toes and the wrestling.
01:19:32.000I guess another point he always makes is that learning jiu-jitsu, he could fight or kill anybody.
01:19:38.000If somebody tried to attack our family, he knows how to take them.
01:19:42.000But all he does is lay on the ground first.
01:19:45.000I just don't know how that's going to work out if somebody's trying to attack us.
01:19:49.000Well, I think the only way to know for sure is to put a penis in his mouth and see if he goes like thumbs up or if he's like, ah, yucky, I don't like it.
01:22:13.000Now, you can tell where this is going, right?
01:22:15.000He's going to be awesome and kick everyone's ass.
01:22:18.000Can I say one thing, though, before we shit on this kid?
01:22:21.000If you are handicapped, I still think it's cool to go to these classes and stuff.
01:22:30.000You're not going to kick the shit out of anyone, but at least know how to, like, I don't know, move your stubs a little bit.
01:22:38.000So I just, before we mock this dude, I want to make sure that we make it clear that handicapped kids should take MMA, no matter how useless it is.
01:22:47.000Because it's not just about kicking the shit out of people.
01:22:50.000It's about discipline and being in control of yourself and fitness and all kinds of stuff.
01:35:29.000No, no, no, I didn't know the guy, but I saw your episode Tuesday.
01:35:33.000Yeah, we had a Zoom funeral for him to bring it up.
01:35:38.000We had a Zoom funeral for him, and we were just telling great stories.
01:35:42.000Things were getting kind of sad, and then we said, let's tell some, let's just focus on Levi stories.
01:35:47.000So this guy talks about Westfest, which is where all the Proud Boys meet in Vegas, and how him and Levi stayed for four days after the party.
01:35:59.000At Westfest, there was this GIMP Proud Boy, Eddie something, who, by the way, ended up giving hundreds of hours of tapes to the FBI, allegedly.
01:40:41.000But Maddie, if you could die peacefully or go to prison for the rest of your life, he wasn't going to go to prison for the rest of his life.
01:41:09.000In many ways, human beings have had it throughout history rougher than prison, which sounds shitty, but like no food promised, no communication with people at all, living in the frozen tundra or something.
01:42:26.000So say the American government is an 18-wheeler, and you stood in front of it, and it had to stop and get out of the way for a few minutes, and then it kept going.
01:43:02.000And it just, it's amazing got so much legs.
01:43:04.000And I'm sorry, but I blame the fact that women are now heavily involved in politics.
01:43:08.000And women are naturally genetically agreeable.
01:43:10.000And when you come up with these retarded things, they naturally sort of go, okay, that's what we're going with.
01:43:18.000Like this woman, I'll never forget on the news, she was saying, you know, it was on Thanksgiving.
01:43:23.000And she said, from now on, on Thanksgiving, we're going to show the New York Times', whatever it is, it's a sizzle reel of the violence that went on that night.
01:43:33.000And it's to remind my kids that we almost lost our country on January 20th.
01:44:18.000I used to pay, when we lived upstate, I paid a guy who was obsessed with Christmas and everything.
01:44:23.000And he did all this shit at his, he owned the local thing in town in Eldred, New York.
01:44:29.000He owned the local corner store, but he'd have Santa things and he'd have toy drives and he ran the parade that would do all the local towns, Berryville and Fort Jervis, everything.
01:49:06.000I'd take off my sweatshirt and put it around my neck like I'm a choreographer.
01:49:09.000I'd be like, Derek, and a one and a two, and let's go.
01:49:11.000And he'd start like modern dancing, but knocking over shit.
01:49:15.000And I'd go, more feeling, more feeling.
01:49:19.000One time these two girls go, you know, you guys are okay as individuals, but when you're together, you're fucking assholes and everyone hates you.
01:49:28.000And Derek goes, didn't we fuck both of you the first night we met you?
01:50:52.000I want to say that video games are like our day's version of Crucible.
01:51:00.000It's like our getting away from what's going around in society, but you guys just do different Crucible tactics, like you would go drink or watch TV.
01:52:38.000So my cousin, he's a principal out there in San Bernardino County.
01:52:44.000And like three, four years ago, when they started giving everybody iPads and everything else, the biggest issue that they had was all these kids were like sexting and like sending all these nude pics of them.
01:52:58.000So since they're all under the age of 18, all that stuff immediately when they're sorry, well, what would happen is that when they brought to school and they would plug in their iPhone, well, not iPhones, but the iPads and everything else, it would go, all those pictures would end up in a database.
01:53:16.000And so he every day would have to go with the FBI and pretty much figure out how to go about that.
01:53:24.000So you had all these prosecutions of all these underage people, 18 and under, that it still had to get brought forward.
01:53:33.000And then it was pretty much dismissed because of their age and what was going on.
01:53:40.000So I just wanted to add that to what you guys were talking about yesterday.
01:53:43.000I thought that was pretty interesting.
01:54:58.000Now, I don't want to start getting into the fucking weeds of how we need to be fairer to sex offenders and innocent people are going to jail.
01:55:08.000We'll leave that up to the new Supreme Court comment.
01:55:11.000She can't even tell you what a woman is.
01:56:26.000My openly gay six-year-old transgender nephew wanted something different than most kids for his birthday.
01:56:32.000He wanted the COVID-19 vaccine for the greater good of humanity.
01:56:37.000Because unlike the racist Republicans, he wanted to protect our democracy and take on his social responsibility to do his part for the future.
02:01:00.000The main thing was, Ryan was saying he was going to try to get more sleep, which just doesn't, I mean, if you're getting, like, five hours a night, then it's going to lower your testosterone.
02:01:09.000But getting more sleep, like getting 10 hours, isn't going to raise your testosterone.
02:02:22.000But wait, if you go, if you're not working, dude.
02:02:25.000If you stay up till 3 a.m. and then you're up at 8, you're tired that day, and that night you're going to go to bed at a normal time unless you nap.
02:02:33.000And I've been around you and you're constantly passing out all over the place like a Japanese man on the train.
02:02:39.000So overall, my napping has gone down, if you looked at a chart, a lot.
02:02:44.000Like there's days where I don't even think about a nap.