Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - April 08, 2022


GOML LIVE #143 - THE DATING SHOW (Part 1)

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Daryl Campbell YouTube collaboration Johnny Appleseed CBD
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Ryan Johnny Apple CBD Scott Adams Joe Biden Daryl Campbell Matty Odell Chris Ruffo Daryl Tran Ethan Nordine Andrew Taint Alex Stein Donovan Jamie Lee Curtis Johnny Appleseed James Brown Noah DeGrom Andrew Tate Lesbian Obama Jimmy and 33 more
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Darryl Tran is a karaoke singer and musician from New York. He plays keys, sings about Game of Thrones, and has a new album out called "Daryl Campbell" which is out now. It's out on Amazon Prime and Vevolution, which is also out now, and it's a pretty good one. I think you're going to love it! Get Off My Lawn is a production of Native Creative Podcasts. New Artist/Song influenced by Daryl Campbell: "Coconut" by Darryl T. Tran Join. Movement. Subscribe. Learn more about your ad choices. Rate, review, and subscribe to our new podcast on Apple Podcasts, and be sure to leave us a rating and review on whatever platform you're listening to the podcast on! Thanks for listening and Good Luck Out There! -Gavin McInnes Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Used w/ permission. All rights reserved. If you like what you hear on this episode, please leave a review, rating and a review on Apple Music, and we'll make sure to include it in the next episode of GMAIL, too! Thank you for listening to this episode of GMoody's Live From New York and Good Morning New York, GMAIDELTron. It's a show about a guy who's talent knows no bounds, and his talent is no limits, and he's also knows no limits. Thank you, so much so that you can have a good time, too. . GMAKE sure to tweet us a review of this episode on Insta and I'll send you a song about it on Good Morning America, too, and I love you're a friend of the GMAODELTON'S. by GMAY! and you'll get an autographed copy of this song on the next one, too? if you like it, too much, right? Thanks, Gotta get it on the road? -Merry Christmas, Geeeeeee! Gotta have it out there! -- -- is that it's that's a good one? -- GMAYS. -- Thank you so much, Gonna do it, right??

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00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!
00:00:44.000 This is Darryl Tron, a guy I met in Frederick, Maryland, doing karaoke at a dive bar.
00:00:53.000 This song's about COVID and hanging out at home watching Game of Thrones.
00:00:58.000 He's a funky guy, like Prince.
00:01:19.000 It's called Darryl Tran Not a tranny thing, but he's named Darryl, but he's also futuristic and 80s So like I guess he should have done Darryl Tron But he's a very very funky guy He 0.81
00:01:43.000 I think he mostly plays the keyboard.
00:01:44.000 I don't think he plays the bass.
00:01:46.000 But at this particular karaoke, he got up and he did James Brown.
00:01:51.000 Perfect.
00:01:52.000 Short little guy, mustache, wears like those crumpled up black Reeboks that guys who hate Giuliani would wear in the 90s.
00:02:02.000 Kind of baggy pants that don't fit him very well.
00:02:05.000 But he got up and he did James Brown and just nailed it beautifully. 0.98
00:02:09.000 Sex machine? 0.99
00:02:11.000 I think it was Sex Machine. 0.98
00:02:13.000 So then everyone's like, yeah, it was good.
00:02:16.000 And then he stands near the mic because I think he intends to return.
00:02:23.000 And this guy goes, that was really good.
00:02:27.000 And then Daryl Tran goes, thanks, can I sit here?
00:02:31.000 And then the original guy goes, yeah.
00:02:33.000 Now I don't know if, Daryl might be gay and he thought that he had a boyfriend here, or maybe he's just very lonely and he thought he might have a friend.
00:02:40.000 But there was something happening here.
00:02:43.000 There was some potential for a relationship.
00:02:46.000 And then the other guy gets up and he does some song like CCR and nails it too!
00:02:53.000 And you realize, oh, these guys are like pool sharks.
00:02:55.000 Like, they're here to rock.
00:02:58.000 So we have a bond here.
00:02:59.000 We're both the best karaoke guys here.
00:03:02.000 On the East Coast?
00:03:03.000 On the entire East Coast. 1.00
00:03:04.000 And then this fucking bitch, Yoko Ono, shows up and sits with the guy who said that was good. 1.00
00:03:10.000 Now Daryl doesn't have a friend anymore. 1.00
00:03:13.000 And his whole body language changed and he changed his chair like this.
00:03:18.000 Now he's just watching the singers. 1.00
00:03:20.000 Fuck you two. 1.00
00:03:20.000 You dumped me. 1.00
00:03:21.000 Wow.
00:03:22.000 And if you check his Facebook, you see that he's a pretty sad guy.
00:03:30.000 Can you scroll down?
00:03:32.000 Happiness in music.
00:03:34.000 Okay.
00:03:37.000 Are you not on Facebook on that computer, Ryan?
00:03:40.000 No.
00:03:41.000 You should be.
00:03:43.000 You gotta be for work.
00:03:45.000 But check out his other song that I sent you.
00:03:48.000 It's much more sad.
00:03:49.000 A lot of emotions in that second one.
00:03:52.000 I saw one of his Facebook posts was, yesterday was a pretty tough day.
00:03:56.000 Oh, Jesus.
00:03:59.000 I'm not on Facebook, but do people type that?
00:04:03.000 It's amazing.
00:04:05.000 People will tell you every second of their life, and then wonder why you know everything they do.
00:04:12.000 They question, like, how do you know?
00:04:13.000 It's crazy.
00:04:14.000 It's insanity.
00:04:16.000 Had diarrhea again on Thursday.
00:04:18.000 Oh yeah.
00:04:19.000 They have no... they... no restrictions.
00:04:22.000 Look how sad he is.
00:04:22.000 I think Daryl needs a date.
00:04:28.000 Maybe he's headed home and it's... What is that?
00:04:31.000 A purple turtleneck?
00:04:33.000 Yeah, that's very 80-ish.
00:04:34.000 I've been listening to this CD in my new Jaguar.
00:04:46.000 Because we have a CD player and a cassette player.
00:04:48.000 Yeah, it's got that cool shit in the back where you can put in 16. 0.92
00:04:53.000 Of 16? 0.99
00:04:53.000 16! 0.99
00:04:54.000 11!
00:04:58.000 Good thing it wasn't 11.
00:04:59.000 Anyway, that's my new obsession, Daryl Campbell.
00:05:01.000 Can you show his video, his YouTube page?
00:05:03.000 That's a fine Scottish name.
00:05:05.000 Campbell.
00:05:07.000 Daryl Tron.
00:05:07.000 Wait, is that Daryl Tron?
00:05:11.000 It is Tron.
00:05:11.000 Am I misreading this?
00:05:14.000 Oh, it's just got such a fancy O that it resembles an A, but it is Daryltron.
00:05:20.000 OK, we're good now.
00:05:21.000 We're back.
00:05:22.000 I'm going to collab with him.
00:05:24.000 You should.
00:05:24.000 He does reggae.
00:05:26.000 He does Mexican music.
00:05:29.000 He's got a song about nachos.
00:05:31.000 The guy's talent knows no bounds.
00:05:36.000 All right, let's start the show.
00:05:38.000 Welcome back to GMA Live.
00:05:40.000 Matty Odell is back.
00:05:42.000 What's up everybody?
00:05:43.000 Thank you for all the well wishes and kind words that you sent or posted about me.
00:05:47.000 I appreciate it.
00:05:48.000 His feet are just too purple.
00:05:51.000 It looks like he's wearing fuzzy slippers, but it's his feet.
00:05:53.000 It's kind of funky.
00:05:55.000 And you've got your own shirt.
00:05:58.000 Your own baby monster shirt.
00:06:00.000 I do.
00:06:01.000 I do.
00:06:01.000 I do.
00:06:01.000 I love it.
00:06:05.000 I can't wait to get the big expanded one.
00:06:08.000 Yeah.
00:06:08.000 That's gonna be much better.
00:06:09.000 That's too small.
00:06:10.000 It's gonna be awesome.
00:06:11.000 And I designed the shirt.
00:06:13.000 I didn't draw that.
00:06:14.000 My cartoonist friend did.
00:06:15.000 But I designed the shirt thinking of a big, huge, outlandish prince.
00:06:20.000 Not meant to be subtle.
00:06:21.000 Right.
00:06:21.000 It's not a horse.
00:06:22.000 It's a monster.
00:06:23.000 Supposed to be exaggerated.
00:06:24.000 Yeah.
00:06:29.000 So, you know how it works.
00:06:32.000 The show is free for the first half hour, then we jump behind the paywall, we take calls.
00:06:38.000 This show, we get to know the people.
00:06:41.000 That's key.
00:06:42.000 But before we do, we'd like to welcome back Johnny Apple CBD.
00:06:46.000 What?
00:06:54.000 Well, I talked to our friend at 7. 0.98
00:07:01.000 But they fired What's-His-Face for being a retard. 0.99
00:07:10.000 No, I'm done trusting people. 0.94
00:07:13.000 Like, we are living in an era of telephone that's brutal. 0.99
00:07:17.000 Like, I got a call from Ethan Nardine's lawyer, who's a great guy, by the way, and that case is fucking nuts! 0.80
00:07:24.000 But he's like, you're trying to raise money for Ethan? 0.92
00:07:27.000 I go, I mean, I could try, but no.
00:07:30.000 I thought Ethan had money.
00:07:32.000 He goes, oh, that's what people are saying.
00:07:35.000 I'm sick of this, like, I heard that you want to do that.
00:07:39.000 No.
00:07:40.000 No more.
00:07:42.000 I'm talking to the boss.
00:07:46.000 H-N-I-C. 1.00
00:07:47.000 Apple CBD.
00:07:48.000 The CEO of CBD.
00:07:50.000 The head nice guy in charge.
00:07:52.000 Yeah.
00:07:54.000 Not another word for N. It's nice guy. 0.91
00:07:57.000 He told me to announce Johnny Apple CBD tonight.
00:08:00.000 I heard that too.
00:08:02.000 Okay, now he's not answering.
00:08:03.000 Only time he doesn't answer.
00:08:05.000 Well, you know what they say, go with what you know.
00:08:09.000 And know with what you go.
00:08:10.000 You want something done?
00:08:11.000 Here we go.
00:08:13.000 Hello?
00:08:15.000 So now I'm told not to talk about Johnny Apples CBD.
00:08:20.000 Uh, our man.
00:08:35.000 Because the story is they're rebranding, so don't say Johnny Apple CBD.
00:08:46.000 Okay.
00:08:47.000 Thank you.
00:08:48.000 Thank you.
00:08:51.000 Yeah.
00:08:53.000 Alright. 1.00
00:08:54.000 You've also got to work on your own bullshit detector there, Ryguy. 0.99
00:08:58.000 So we'd like to welcome back, after a long time, JohnnyApple.com, J-A-C-B-D. 1.00
00:09:06.000 What can you use this shit for? 0.99
00:09:08.000 Oh, everything. 1.00
00:09:10.000 Sleeping better at night.
00:09:12.000 You've got sore joints.
00:09:14.000 You've got sore muscles from working out.
00:09:16.000 You put the CBD on, it instantly stops the aching pains.
00:09:20.000 It's a magical thing.
00:09:21.000 I think God is sending us a little wink wink when he made
00:09:26.000 Whatever is in this.
00:09:27.000 The hemp plant.
00:09:28.000 The hemp plant.
00:09:28.000 It's not THC, right?
00:09:30.000 There's no THC.
00:09:30.000 No.
00:09:30.000 No.
00:09:32.000 Well, you can get CBD gummies with Delta-8, and it'll make you feel like you're high as a kite.
00:09:39.000 Yeah, my wife had too many of those, and we had a bit of a night. 0.97
00:09:43.000 It's totally legal, but not a fucking joke, so be careful. 1.00
00:09:46.000 Do not fuck around with that shit. 1.00
00:09:47.000 Do not have three if you don't have a high tolerance. 1.00
00:09:50.000 You know what I had to do to keep her alive?
00:09:52.000 Sing and dance and tell stories basically do the Gavin McInnes show like full blast for Till 2 30 in the morning to prevent a bad trip.
00:10:03.000 Yeah, just keeping her laughing and like hello my baby Hello, honey. 0.99
00:10:06.000 Whoa, and then I was over here and telling stories and yeah, cuz if you don't then you get those moments where she's like We're all gonna die one day I had to just keep on and then she goes you love that kind of shit. 0.99
00:10:17.000 Oh 0.99
00:10:18.000 No, the court jester does not love singing and dancing till 2.30 in the morning to save you from having a bad trip.
00:10:25.000 But anyway, you know what she used it for once?
00:10:28.000 On her feet on a night out when she's going to be wearing high-heeled shoes.
00:10:32.000 She put the CBD cream on her feet to avoid aches there.
00:10:37.000 They do say transdermal is the best way to absorb it.
00:10:43.000 So, Johnny Apple CBD, also JohnnyApple.com.
00:10:48.000 Tinctures are great in your coffee, takes the edge off the caffeine.
00:10:51.000 It's kind of spooky how effective this is in virtually any shape or form that you sell it.
00:10:58.000 There's something magical about the hemp plant and I think God is sending us a message because it just makes your life better.
00:11:04.000 I was talking to Alex Stein today.
00:11:08.000 Primetime99, Alex Stein, the guy who's been trolling all these
00:11:13.000 Trolling all these town halls and he thinks that the marijuana use that he does is curing his own cancer.
00:11:22.000 He doesn't have cancer but he thinks it's keeping it away. 0.97
00:11:25.000 Kind of a genius that guy and kind of a nut.
00:11:29.000 Yeah.
00:11:29.000 Is that the guy that's been going around talking about his trans five-year-old nephew that wants me?
00:11:36.000 Yeah.
00:11:38.000 I commend him.
00:11:39.000 And he's like Johnny Appleseed, speaking of Johnny Appleseed. 0.98
00:11:43.000 He's going all over the country with these from Hawaii to Portland to Mesquite to fucking Dallas. 0.91
00:11:50.000 And then he's getting other guys to do their own. 0.90
00:11:52.000 Yeah.
00:11:54.000 That's awesome.
00:11:54.000 And it really reveals, like, how nothing of a job these local politicians have.
00:11:59.000 It's such garbage. 1.00
00:12:00.000 They do nothing. 1.00
00:12:01.000 It's a joke.
00:12:02.000 But what he's saying, it cancels, it's just, it's amazing!
00:12:06.000 Amazing!
00:12:07.000 And you can't say what normal human being would sit in that room
00:12:11.000 And just absorb that as if it's okay.
00:12:14.000 Well, that's the real key right there. 1.00
00:12:16.000 It's not just, fuck you guys, this sucks. 1.00
00:12:18.000 They're actually very well-written diatribes. 1.00
00:12:21.000 Like the one where he was the soldier saying, we need to go fight and die in World War III for Zelensky.
00:12:28.000 It was eloquent.
00:12:29.000 It was beautifully written.
00:12:30.000 If you read it, you'd go, this is a really good speech.
00:12:33.000 So now we're drifting from trolling and pranks to performance art.
00:12:40.000 Very talented guy.
00:12:41.000 Johnny Apple CD.
00:12:42.000 Okay, that's enough for Johnny Apple.
00:12:47.000 Look at this.
00:12:47.000 So I got my car.
00:12:49.000 You can show the car, Ryan.
00:12:51.000 We got the Jag.
00:12:52.000 Car Guys episode coming up.
00:12:55.000 I won't give anything away, but we've made some incredible discoveries.
00:12:59.000 Jag achieved.
00:13:02.000 Look at that.
00:13:05.000 Speaking of Alex Stein, he deals in used cars.
00:13:08.000 I told him I paid $20,000 for that and he goes, it's worth $6,500.
00:13:13.000 So that was not great.
00:13:14.000 But you got everything new under the hood too.
00:13:17.000 And the suspension he mentioned.
00:13:18.000 He replaces the suspension.
00:13:20.000 I think you got a nice little deal there.
00:13:23.000 The first bid was $8,000.
00:13:25.000 It ended up at $13,000.
00:13:28.000 I had to trailer it to their shop.
00:13:30.000 That was another, I don't know, $15,000.
00:13:32.000 They did like $3,000 of repairs.
00:13:34.000 It kept adding up until it was around $20,000. 0.99
00:13:36.000 But anyway, those guys get free shit from Budweiser. 0.96
00:13:40.000 Which, you know, makes one come in his drawers. 0.99
00:13:43.000 But then you see it.
00:13:45.000 And you go, though it's still the king of beers, the king didn't spend the budget. 1.00
00:13:50.000 It's also the king of shit. 1.00
00:13:54.000 Like, look at this. 1.00
00:13:56.000 This is one thing they get, and they encourage him to wear this and stuff. 0.92
00:13:59.000 This is like the kind of gross hat your dad wears.
00:14:02.000 Like, my dad wears a hat like this that says Iowa Hawks. 0.78
00:14:04.000 He has no idea who the Iowa Hawks are.
00:14:06.000 He just, he found it.
00:14:08.000 Is that corduroy or no?
00:14:10.000 No, it's just red, whatever.
00:14:12.000 Cotton.
00:14:13.000 This is one of your dad's found hats.
00:14:17.000 So that's a no. 0.99
00:14:21.000 Garbage sunglasses like China. 0.99
00:14:22.000 I love your new sunglasses. 0.99
00:14:24.000 I like your new sunglasses.
00:14:25.000 Look at these.
00:14:26.000 Am I in Devo?
00:14:27.000 Yeah, crack that whip. 1.00
00:14:29.000 Beer koozie, whatever.
00:14:30.000 And then just like an undershirt.
00:14:32.000 I don't know.
00:14:33.000 Wife beater. 1.00
00:14:35.000 It looks like a Filipino street vendor. 0.99
00:14:38.000 Would have this on and the weird thing is the label is like frayed to shit Implying they get these from the Philippines and they put their logo on it. 0.93
00:14:48.000 I don't know It's got a bit of a used vibe.
00:14:51.000 So that's probably cost about 56 cents for all that stuff per box now look at these
00:15:00.000 Like, the reason I love 80s Bud merch is it's all high quality.
00:15:03.000 Like, my Bud hat is blue corduroy and leather and stuff.
00:15:06.000 These are Budweiser overalls.
00:15:10.000 Right?
00:15:14.000 And it's the same kind of vibe when your wife makes, you know, buys the whole family some Christmas, you know, fake Christmas sweaters or little jumpsuits from pajama.com or whatever.
00:15:27.000 What kind of material is it?
00:15:29.000 Good question.
00:15:30.000 It feels like adult diapers.
00:15:33.000 Is it a synthetic?
00:15:34.000 You wouldn't want to wear it.
00:15:35.000 It's like polyester.
00:15:36.000 Hey, you don't want to wear that near a fire.
00:15:38.000 Like a grill or a stove.
00:15:42.000 It'll melt! 1.00
00:15:44.000 It's just fucking shit. 1.00
00:15:48.000 And then check out this. 1.00
00:15:52.000 This is the king of beers, right?
00:15:54.000 King of beers. 0.94
00:15:56.000 So it's a garbage party city crown with foam in it. 1.00
00:16:02.000 And then just this shit cape. 1.00
00:16:04.000 It almost looks like Burger King. 0.99
00:16:06.000 Yeah, like... You gonna wear that around?
00:16:11.000 It's the kind of thing where you're going to a Halloween party and they go, oh, you have to dress up.
00:16:15.000 And you go, oh, I didn't bother.
00:16:16.000 And they go, come on, dude, everyone's dressing up.
00:16:19.000 You have to.
00:16:19.000 And you go, oh, OK, can we stop in here?
00:16:22.000 There, I'm a king.
00:16:23.000 Hey, I'm the king.
00:16:26.000 So I don't want to be sponsored by Bud.
00:16:29.000 It's quiet.
00:16:30.000 Yeah, no, it's quiet for him.
00:16:31.000 It's really quiet.
00:16:32.000 Hard pass.
00:16:34.000 In the news.
00:16:38.000 We have a new Bidenism. 0.99
00:16:39.000 I thought this could be fun where we try to figure out what the fuck he's saying. 0.99
00:16:43.000 I think we're getting really good at understanding Joe Biden. 0.99
00:16:48.000 Speaking Joe Biden.
00:16:49.000 And being good at it, if you will.
00:16:51.000 That's been a long time for that one.
00:16:54.000 It was great the other day how he was just dismissed when Obama was at the White House.
00:17:00.000 He was like caught outside of the stream of air and he was just spinning around.
00:17:04.000 Well, you know what I like? 0.97
00:17:05.000 Everyone's talking about that nonstop and it's got so much more meat to that bone than the fucking Will Smith slap where he endured that for a week. 1.00
00:17:15.000 Shut up! 1.00
00:17:16.000 Oh, it's still going on now. 1.00
00:17:17.000 Someone lost his temper and he's a moron and he hit another pussy. 1.00
00:17:21.000 OK, gotcha. 1.00
00:17:22.000 But this, ignoring Joe Biden and abusing him publicly.
00:17:29.000 It's not a good look for the country.
00:17:31.000 That's not a good look for the country.
00:17:33.000 It also shows that they've completely given up on him.
00:17:37.000 He's dead to them.
00:17:40.000 And when I say them, I mean Obama, Biden's chief of staff who's running the country, Valerie Jarrett, Kamala Harris, and basically everyone in the White House, too.
00:17:48.000 Like, the way they were fawning over Barry, Barack Toboggan.
00:17:53.000 Yep.
00:17:55.000 Biden! 0.89
00:17:59.000 You ready?
00:18:00.000 I want you guys to prick up your ears, as they say in England.
00:18:04.000 See if you can do this.
00:18:07.000 You might need a pen.
00:18:30.000 Okay.
00:18:31.000 Are we ready?
00:18:38.000 What?
00:18:40.000 Wait, wait, wait.
00:18:42.000 Give me a second.
00:18:42.000 We're doing it one more time.
00:18:44.000 This has got to be, it's a game show with Kyle Dunnigan, but I think this would be a fun game show mainstream.
00:18:50.000 You know what it is?
00:18:51.000 Most people.
00:18:54.000 I know.
00:18:54.000 Okay.
00:18:54.000 You ready?
00:18:55.000 You want to do the beginning?
00:18:56.000 Yes.
00:18:57.000 Go.
00:19:03.000 That's the really hard part.
00:19:05.000 To ensure we're an agreeable America?
00:19:08.000 That's, to ensure is, I'm pretty confident on that.
00:19:11.000 I think he said it was to ensure we're an agreeable America.
00:19:16.000 Okay, the beginning is, you know what it is, most people don't.
00:19:21.000 To ensure, then I have a lot of trouble, and then I go, we upheld a promise.
00:19:26.000 It's easy at the end.
00:19:27.000 It's like a brontosaur.
00:19:28.000 Yeah.
00:19:29.000 Or a brachiosaurus.
00:19:32.000 It's pretty easy at the beginning, then it gets really difficult in the middle, and then it's easy again at the other end.
00:19:41.000 Jesus Christ.
00:19:42.000 You know it is, most people don't.
00:19:46.000 Got it.
00:19:47.000 To ensure there's revival of America, we upheld a promise.
00:19:50.000 Oh, we upheld a promise.
00:19:52.000 That part.
00:19:53.000 To ensure that we something America.
00:19:57.000 And then, what is it, after we have held a promise?
00:19:59.000 We have held a promise.
00:20:00.000 I got that.
00:20:01.000 A promise!
00:20:05.000 You know it is, most people don't.
00:20:07.000 Hey, we're only missing like one word here.
00:20:09.000 Yeah.
00:20:09.000 This is like... It sounds like an agreeable.
00:20:11.000 This is wordle.
00:20:12.000 Yeah.
00:20:13.000 We got all the vowels.
00:20:16.000 To ensure the revival of America, we have held...
00:20:20.000 Agreeable America is seeming like the best bet so far.
00:20:30.000 Can you turn it up?
00:20:32.000 I find blaring it really helps.
00:20:34.000 And as much as it sounds crazy, I'm not looking at the actual clip.
00:20:39.000 Oh is it not behind me?
00:20:40.000 No.
00:20:42.000 We should also make clear, Matty doesn't have a screen.
00:20:44.000 The Mets are opening now.
00:20:45.000 Can you aim the camera at the Mets?
00:20:47.000 Yeah.
00:20:48.000 Is it just a... Oh, he's talking.
00:20:50.000 There he is.
00:20:51.000 There we go.
00:20:52.000 To ensure that we rebuild America, we have held a promise.
00:21:00.000 To ensure that we agreeable America.
00:21:01.000 I think he might be trying to be saying, rebuild America.
00:21:04.000 And he stumbles on it.
00:21:05.000 Oh, that's better.
00:21:06.000 We made a promise to rebuild.
00:21:08.000 Build back better.
00:21:09.000 But... 1.00
00:21:10.000 Why are you wearing a fucking hat and a suit? 1.00
00:21:12.000 Do you just like making me crazy? 1.00
00:21:14.000 It's easy. 0.75
00:21:15.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:21:17.000 He's wearing a fluorescent green beanie and a fucking gray suit. 0.99
00:21:21.000 Rebuild and agreeable. 1.00
00:21:23.000 Rebuild and agreeable?
00:21:24.000 Yeah, rebuild.
00:21:25.000 Because we made a promise.
00:21:28.000 You know what it is.
00:21:28.000 Most people don't.
00:21:29.000 To ensure that we rebuild America, we upheld a promise.
00:21:33.000 Yep.
00:21:34.000 I think that's pretty solid there.
00:21:36.000 Yep.
00:21:37.000 I'd go with that.
00:21:37.000 I'd throw that down in the ring.
00:21:43.000 What happened?
00:21:52.000 I didn't pay.
00:21:52.000 I don't even know when it went out.
00:21:56.000 Okay, well here.
00:22:02.000 You try to figure it out.
00:22:03.000 It's in my favorites.
00:22:04.000 SNY is in my favorites in TV, mate.
00:22:07.000 What are you doing, Ryan?
00:22:11.000 Adjusting the camera to...
00:22:15.000 Okay, okay Because I want to read the next sponsor. 0.99
00:22:21.000 Oh shit All right, I went to news 12 fuck This is not very exciting TV here. 0.99
00:22:29.000 We're blowing it Did you honestly wear that hat to make me crazy You did it to style your locks. 1.00
00:22:38.000 Yeah, I 1.00
00:22:41.000 What the fuck? 0.99
00:22:42.000 Oh man, you know the things. 1.00
00:22:43.000 And you know what you do when you mess with your hair?
00:22:45.000 You change it like 1%.
00:22:48.000 Maybe.
00:22:50.000 It doesn't look different to anyone but you.
00:22:51.000 It's a good 1%.
00:22:56.000 And Matty looks super dark.
00:22:59.000 Yeah.
00:23:00.000 The light went out.
00:23:01.000 Point that.
00:23:02.000 Oh it went out?
00:23:04.000 No it didn't.
00:23:09.000 This is terrible TV.
00:23:10.000 Okay, um, I want to thank BeardVet for coming back. 0.99
00:23:15.000 Let's worry about the technical shit in a second. 0.95
00:23:17.000 Let's get BeardVet out there. 0.97
00:23:19.000 BeardVet, two things, it's a lot of things.
00:23:23.000 Most of these vets that we have sponsoring us have incredible work ethics, so they never just sell one thing. 0.92
00:23:31.000 Even when they sell the coffee or the beard cream, there's always like kits involved and all kinds of shit. 0.93
00:23:39.000 Maybe they get, do they get the work ethic from being in the military or is being in the military just a natural thing for them because they already had good work ethic and discipline when they went there?
00:23:51.000 Beard oils, beard grooming kits, beard grooming products. 0.99
00:23:55.000 We drink the coffee here, El Diablo is a kick in the ass. 0.98
00:23:57.000 You know what's fun to do? 0.99
00:23:58.000 You get the El Diablo from BeardVet and then you give a little sprinkle of the Johnny Apple CBD tincture.
00:24:06.000 So you get the intense rollercoaster ride of their strongest coffee without any of the sketchiness that most coffee has.
00:24:16.000 BeardVet.com, promo code GAVIN, 15% off.
00:24:21.000 And my point with all of these is you're getting coffee, so why not get coffee from one of us?
00:24:28.000 Someone who supports free speech, someone who wants to make America great again.
00:24:32.000 You know?
00:24:34.000 When I got my, when I found an optometrist who was mega, he's in the city, but I go see him every time I need glasses.
00:24:40.000 Because I'm getting glasses anyway, I might as well direct it towards him.
00:24:44.000 So, direct your coffee buying to BeardVet.com, use promo code Gavin, and show them that you support the troops, you support America, and you want to make America great again.
00:24:56.000 BeardVet.com, promo code Gavin.
00:25:00.000 Alright, what's happening over there?
00:25:03.000 Okay in the meantime I'd like to walk you all through a very easy to do thing.
00:25:15.000 So we're gonna go to the live show and we're going to show you how to send a super chat or a pay chat.
00:25:22.000 Legally we can't say super chat but we know what it is.
00:25:27.000 So you'll go to the live show on a desktop.
00:25:31.000 You'll click the live show thing.
00:25:33.000 And there's a little button here.
00:25:37.000 Donate to read a message on air.
00:25:38.000 And you'll click that and you'll fill it out.
00:25:41.000 And then you will have a little thing that you can send into the show.
00:25:46.000 And it would look like this.
00:25:50.000 Gavin, can you rank the members of your Whack Pack from healthiest to unhealthiest?
00:25:56.000 Matty's not really a whack packer, obviously, but whatever.
00:26:00.000 Sylvia and Donovan.
00:26:05.000 I don't know what Donovan's disease does.
00:26:08.000 Do they live a long life?
00:26:11.000 I think they might.
00:26:13.000 Is he kind of like Stephen Hawkins?
00:26:15.000 Have you seen Donovan with his nose? 0.97
00:26:18.000 He has the exact same disease as that guy with the normal head and the garbage body who is always on social media with his girlfriend. 0.97
00:26:26.000 You ever heard of me today? 0.99
00:26:27.000 And they're always doing the same thing.
00:26:30.000 It's like, it's a TikTok where it's like, is she your nurse?
00:26:34.000 Your helper?
00:26:34.000 Your blah blah?
00:26:35.000 You know, she's my wife. 0.81
00:26:37.000 And you go, you guys, I know why you chose him now. 1.00
00:26:40.000 Because you're a fucking attention whore. 1.00
00:26:43.000 And you love being the woman who's dating the gimp. 1.00
00:26:46.000 If there was no social media, she'd be gone. 0.97
00:26:50.000 She was in a little village in Ireland. 1.00
00:26:52.000 She'd be like, sorry, I gotta go fuck a strong farmer. 1.00
00:26:54.000 No one's paying attention to me. 1.00
00:26:58.000 She's probably still doing that because he's not getting it up. 1.00
00:27:02.000 Now that Gav is gone, Ry, I'm coming for that ass. 1.00
00:27:05.000 I want that Asian zing. 1.00
00:27:07.000 Yeesh. 0.97
00:27:08.000 That sounds sexual and threatening at the same time.
00:27:13.000 Yeah.
00:27:13.000 Living dangerously.
00:27:15.000 Some gay jokes aren't funny. 1.00
00:27:18.000 Like some gay jokes where they go, I'm not gay, but I really would love to fuck you. 1.00
00:27:22.000 You're at the top of my list. 1.00
00:27:23.000 You're like, that's not how we do our gay jokes. 1.00
00:27:27.000 This guy's being a dad. 0.65
00:27:28.000 Congrats.
00:27:29.000 Thanks for everything, Gavin.
00:27:30.000 I'm finally becoming a dad.
00:27:32.000 Many thanks to you, blah, blah, blah.
00:27:33.000 We don't have to read the ones under a hundred bucks.
00:27:37.000 All right.
00:27:38.000 This isn't really a normal thing to do with the show, but maybe we should throw in a quick war on kids because that's been a constant theme here.
00:27:50.000 Uh, you can play the interstitial.
00:27:53.000 I like people getting a taste of what we do. 0.99
00:27:57.000 We are living in an ageism era where children are seen as human garbage. 0.98
00:28:05.000 Regulations to indoctrinate American school children with poisonous and divisive left-wing doctrines. 0.96
00:28:18.000 So we did, can you, can I see how you do the Mets game?
00:28:22.000 Yes.
00:28:25.000 It'll be exciting.
00:28:30.000 Top of the fourth, 0-0-0-0.
00:28:34.000 Oh no.
00:28:37.000 We have Noah DeGrom.
00:28:41.000 Yeah, I still haven't heard how long he's gonna be out.
00:28:45.000 I'm not happy about that.
00:28:46.000 No, I don't think anybody was
00:28:50.000 He's our Cy Young superstar.
00:28:51.000 Anyway, so I think it was Monday's show, Tuesday's show.
00:28:56.000 By the way, if I lose tonight, I lose 120.
00:28:58.000 Ouch.
00:29:01.000 Which is annoying.
00:29:03.000 That's a big one.
00:29:04.000 I bet a hundred.
00:29:06.000 Is that like the normal, what's the average game?
00:29:08.000 Both on the team, by the team.
00:29:10.000 Sometimes it's 120, sometimes I lose 80, depending on the odds.
00:29:14.000 Okay, so that's the range.
00:29:15.000 Yeah.
00:29:16.000 Okay.
00:29:16.000 I think.
00:29:17.000 But I got Gino Bisconti betting 50 bucks on every Padres game, and then his buddy Matt betting 50 bucks on every Yankees game. 0.97
00:29:25.000 Which is gay. 1.00
00:29:26.000 Yankees. 0.98
00:29:27.000 And then we have the bet with Jimmy.
00:29:29.000 And then the bet with Jimmy where
00:29:31.000 He says you're going to be plus $11 and you say you're going to be down $1,100.
00:29:35.000 I say $1,800.
00:29:36.000 $1,800?
00:29:37.000 Yep.
00:29:37.000 Whoever's closer wins.
00:29:40.000 I like it though.
00:29:40.000 It's already making that this game more fun.
00:29:42.000 Yeah.
00:29:43.000 Got a little skin in the game.
00:29:44.000 Yeah.
00:29:44.000 I see those zero zeros and I go... Well, I don't know when's the last time a major league team, even the Mets, lost every game.
00:29:55.000 I hope it's never happened.
00:29:57.000 No.
00:29:58.000 So on Monday, Tuesday, we were talking about this war on kids has been a constant theme with the show this week.
00:30:04.000 We are wondering are there's definitely a gay agenda in schools. 0.68
00:30:10.000 There's definitely a gay agenda at Disney. 1.00
00:30:14.000 Are you trying to fuck kids or are you just trying to create little revolutionaries and separate us from our kids? 1.00
00:30:21.000 There's a good argument for both. 1.00
00:30:23.000 I have trouble
00:30:24.000 Thinking that entire industries are dying to groom kids. 1.00
00:30:28.000 I know what happens with the Muslims in Britain, but I think it's just misguided brainwashed liberals who might even be a little gay just pushing gay shit because it's the new civil rights. 1.00
00:30:42.000 It's a new anti-racism. 1.00
00:30:44.000 I don't.
00:30:45.000 I have trouble believing this many people. 1.00
00:30:47.000 50% of Disney want to fuck kids. 0.99
00:30:52.000 But anyway, Chris Rufio is the sort of braveheart of this entire monitoring movement. 1.00
00:31:00.000 And the Bulwark, which is a weird
00:31:03.000 Bulwark means wall, but it's ironically an anti-Trump, allegedly Republican site, and it's just sell-out cucks, like the Lincoln Project, who hate the right, but pretend to be right.
00:31:15.000 So it sounds more noble, you know?
00:31:17.000 Rhinos. 0.89
00:31:18.000 Rhinos. 0.89
00:31:19.000 They're like, we're policing our own!
00:31:21.000 Yeah.
00:31:22.000 So they wrote an entire article claiming that Chris Rufio's report that Disney wants a minimum of 50% characters to be LGBTQIA? 0.99
00:31:34.000 I thought I was on the cutting edge of this shit. 0.99
00:31:35.000 What's IA? 1.00
00:31:38.000 Lesbian, gay, bi, trans, queer... Intersex? 0.93
00:31:46.000 Intersex? 1.00
00:31:47.000 Oh, like if you have a cunt and a dick? 1.00
00:31:50.000 Wouldn't that be a hermaphrodite? 1.00
00:31:52.000 Yeah.
00:31:53.000 I think it is.
00:31:54.000 And hermaphrodite.
00:31:55.000 And then, cause they always bring up, they don't say hermaphrodite anymore.
00:31:58.000 They say intersex.
00:31:59.000 And they always bring that up to Jamie Lee Curtis to talk about, um, women in sports. 0.95
00:32:04.000 And they're like, what team should intersex people play on? 0.71
00:32:07.000 And you're like, Ooh, you mean all three of them?
00:32:09.000 Yeah.
00:32:10.000 There's allegedly Jamie Lee Curtis. 1.00
00:32:13.000 And then there was China, the wrestler whose clit was so big, it looked like a kid's dick. 1.00
00:32:17.000 I think that might've been doing massive amounts of testosterone. 1.00
00:32:21.000 Could testosterone turn your clit into a kid's dick? 1.00
00:32:26.000 Yuck. 1.00
00:32:27.000 Anyway, she found a team just fine. 1.00
00:32:31.000 But, uh... Look how stupid this is. 0.99
00:32:38.000 L-G-B-T-Q-Q-I-P-2-S-A-A. 1.00
00:32:42.000 There's not one gay person in America that knows what that means. 0.79
00:32:45.000 Lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, questioning, queer, intersex, pansexual, two-spirits, androgynous, and asexual.
00:32:53.000 Well, you know who knows it by heart? 0.99
00:32:55.000 It's the 400 pound, pink and light blue baby, like, rainbow fucking skittle hair with glasses. 0.99
00:33:01.000 She's got like 8,000 things coming out of her face. 1.00
00:33:04.000 And she's talking about...
00:33:06.000 Yeah.
00:33:07.000 She memorizes it like nerds memorize pie. 1.00
00:33:10.000 Forwards and backwards.
00:33:11.000 Yeah, and those are the ones doing the actual hard work of banning you from social media.
00:33:15.000 Because they played video games as a chick. 1.00
00:33:17.000 They became trans.
00:33:18.000 They're not trans. 1.00
00:33:19.000 They're not even gay. 1.00
00:33:20.000 They're just lonely and bored and ugly and fat and weird. 1.00
00:33:23.000 So when you insult trans, they take it personally. 1.00
00:33:25.000 And that's why you'll notice censorship these days is fucking brutal on anyone who says anything remotely anti-trans. 0.96
00:33:32.000 Like when the Babylon Bee said that Rachel Levine should win the Man of the Year award. 0.93
00:33:37.000 They freaked out, kicked them off Twitter.
00:33:39.000 You know what?
00:33:40.000 I'm having a hard time with this.
00:33:42.000 I don't even know if it's like a consortium or a...
00:34:00.000 They make rules for when you had TV, you had G-rated for kids and general audience.
00:34:04.000 Yeah, FCC. 1.00
00:34:05.000 PG-13 and PG and then R. Like, you don't start talking about sex with fucking kids. 1.00
00:34:11.000 You don't start talking about like, oh, you said you wanted to be a girl today? 0.99
00:34:15.000 And then you keep just bombarding with that, oh, he's deciding that he's gonna be a girl.
00:34:20.000 There's also the implication that these topics are floating around kids' heads.
00:34:24.000 It never comes up.
00:34:25.000 Here's the thing. 1.00
00:34:27.000 The fucking human brain isn't fully developed until you're 25. 1.00
00:34:30.000 You can't fucking do anything on your own. 1.00
00:34:32.000 You can't have any medical procedures by yourself without your parents' consent if you're a minor. 0.99
00:34:36.000 Like, have they just fucking foregone every fucking thing that this society has done since day one? 1.00
00:34:44.000 Like how do you talk to a fucking five-year-old? 1.00
00:34:46.000 The only people they know, kids know who fuck, are their parents. 1.00
00:34:50.000 And there's nothing worse than the thought of your parents having sex. 1.00
00:34:53.000 So you're literally bringing up the worst thing that they know of. 0.79
00:34:57.000 But why would any adult, any God, like intelligent adult, want to sit down with someone else's child?
00:35:04.000 And talk about any sex. 0.98
00:35:05.000 Yeah, something's wrong with you. 1.00
00:35:06.000 Heterosexual, gay, whatever. 1.00
00:35:08.000 Bill Burr says that. 0.97
00:35:09.000 He goes, I used to love kids.
00:35:10.000 Hanging out with kids or like little drunk guys.
00:35:12.000 And now I'm just so scared of being called a pedophile that when they come up to me, I'm like, ugh.
00:35:15.000 And it's true. 0.56
00:35:16.000 Whenever you hang around with kids these days, you see a kid at like a barbecue or something, there's always this like, hey, I'm not a pedophile.
00:35:24.000 Hey, it's going to be fun because they've mainstreamed sex and kids so much that you feel like you have to make it clear that you're not one of them.
00:35:32.000 You just want to throw a ball back and forth.
00:35:34.000 You know what they're going to let them get tattoos to? 0.73
00:35:36.000 Because they know if they can change their gender, they should know what artwork they want on their body. 1.00
00:35:41.000 Why is questioning in the acronym?
00:35:44.000 If you're questioning, well that's fine.
00:35:46.000 Come back to me when you figure out what letter you are. 1.00
00:35:48.000 Go suck a dick and let me know how it was. 1.00
00:35:49.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:35:49.000 Fucking morons. 1.00
00:35:50.000 I want to be in the Hells Angels maybe. 1.00
00:35:52.000 Or the Pagans, I'm not sure.
00:35:54.000 Okay.
00:35:55.000 Well, we're not going to bring you in here.
00:35:58.000 Here's the thing.
00:35:58.000 As a maybe.
00:35:59.000 You don't need a group to make that decision for you.
00:36:02.000 Yeah.
00:36:03.000 You're not invited to the team. 1.00
00:36:05.000 You're a fucking individual. 1.00
00:36:07.000 Sorry. 1.00
00:36:07.000 I wish you nothing but the best. 1.00
00:36:09.000 Do your research.
00:36:10.000 I think you're probably going to end up Q.
00:36:13.000 But until you have a letter, you're not invited.
00:36:15.000 One of the letters is not knowing what letter you are?
00:36:19.000 Yeah.
00:36:19.000 I have a theory of how this, all this, like, these groups of these misfits, like the Rainbow Skittle Hairs, 400 pounds, you know, I'm a non-binary.
00:36:30.000 It's when everyone got a fucking participation trophy. 0.98
00:36:33.000 Because they hated to be there. 0.99
00:36:35.000 They were forced to be there.
00:36:37.000 So they just looked at everything that was going on without them but they were forced to be there and they just picked it apart and they found solidarity with each other.
00:36:45.000 That's a valid, that's a good theory. 0.98
00:36:46.000 My theory is that it's for ostracized losers who are ugly and have no social skills and they've never had any power. 0.99
00:36:55.000 But then they got into tech, they got into video games because they were bored and alone, and that led them to tech, and that led them to code, and now they're working at like Twitter, Facebook, whatever, and they're making up all these dumb rules, and they get to enforce these stupid rules. 0.98
00:37:10.000 Anyway, so the Bulwark told Chris Rufo that he was lying when they said that they want 50% to be POCs or LGBTs.
00:37:19.000 It doesn't work out.
00:37:19.000 And then on their site, Chris points out that by 2022, 50% of regular and recurring characters across Disney General Entertainment scripted content will come from underrepresented groups.
00:37:31.000 So they called his theory a conspiracy theory, but it's true.
00:37:36.000 This is why the word conspiracy theory is no longer an insult.
00:37:40.000 Maybe you just put it appropriate to what the population is.
00:37:43.000 So, what is trans, like .0004? 0.99
00:37:45.000 Yeah.
00:37:47.000 Of 1%?
00:37:48.000 Wait a minute.
00:37:49.000 Oh, I guess, yeah, you could say that 50% are under- That would be representative of the community that you're from.
00:37:55.000 They all add up to 50%, I guess?
00:37:58.000 Anyway, here's another clip.
00:38:00.000 Did I include that in the notes?
00:38:03.000 Where this woman said, she admitted to the gay agenda?
00:38:06.000 I don't think I did, I don't see it here. 0.50
00:38:09.000 It's this black woman, and she said, when I first started working at Disney, I was told they're really conservative, and they don't like this, and they don't like that, and you can't swear, and you can't do this.
00:38:21.000 But then I got there, and they all totally supported my not-so-secret gay agenda. 0.96
00:38:29.000 Maybe, oh, I sent it to you in a separate email, that's what it is, Ryan.
00:38:31.000 Okay.
00:38:31.000 I knew I sent it to you.
00:38:34.000 My not-so-secret gay agenda. 0.67
00:38:38.000 And everyone at Disney loved it. 0.77
00:38:40.000 Well they must have all hated the company policy then.
00:38:42.000 So that to me means those crazy theories about the red panda representing homosexuality.
00:38:48.000 Although I've heard people say it represents sexuality in general because it's a period. 0.96
00:38:53.000 Menstruating.
00:38:54.000 Because she goes to the bathroom and the red is there and she's embarrassed. 1.00
00:38:59.000 Goddammit, you fucking perverts. 1.00
00:39:01.000 Can't you just do funny cartoons? 1.00
00:39:03.000 Like, Tom and Jerry?
00:39:05.000 We wanna see a cat beat up a mouse. 0.70
00:39:08.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:39:10.000 Not fuck it. 1.00
00:39:11.000 Try to kill each other every day. 1.00
00:39:13.000 Watch what happens when Tom catches Jerry.
00:39:16.000 I love Disney's content.
00:39:17.000 I grew up watching, you know, all of the classics.
00:39:20.000 They have been a huge, like, informative part of my life, but at the same time, like, I worked at small studios most of my career, and I'd heard, you know, you can hear whispers, like, I'd heard things like, oh, you know, they won't let you show this at a Disney show, and I'm like, okay.
00:39:33.000 So I was a little, like, sus when I started, but then my experience was
00:39:39.000 Bafflingly the opposite of what I had such an LA way to talk to like, you know, it's I speaking.
00:39:46.000 It was so bafflingly different.
00:39:48.000 And I had a career.
00:39:50.000 I mean, we're working around.
00:39:51.000 When they do that at the end, then they it's like they're up speaking.
00:39:57.000 Get out of here.
00:39:58.000 I feel like we cut her off. 0.87
00:40:01.000 Go back.
00:40:03.000 Our leadership over there has been so... Thank God there's closed captions and a sign language interpreter.
00:40:09.000 Just in case you're deaf and illiterate. 0.98
00:40:13.000 Like, my like, not at all secret gay agenda. 0.99
00:40:15.000 And so like, I feel like, I felt like... Attention deficit ordered kid can't read the fucking words or figure out the sign language and misses movie. 0.99
00:40:26.000 Did you hear what she said though? 1.00
00:40:28.000 My not at all secret gay agenda.
00:40:31.000 Had heard on my little pocket of, like, you know, Proud Family, Disney TVA.
00:40:37.000 The showrunners were super welcoming.
00:40:38.000 Meredith Roberts and, like, our leadership over there has been so welcoming to, like, my, like, not at all secret gay agenda.
00:40:47.000 And so, like, I feel like I felt like... Was she out there, like, pushing it on the crowds or was she, like, in an office? 0.99
00:40:53.000 She's a culturally appropriating, annoying white woman. 1.00
00:40:58.000 I mean, like, maybe it was that way in the past, but I guess, like, something must have happened in the last, like, they're turning it around, they're going hard, and then all that, like, momentum that I felt, like, that sense of, I don't have to be afraid to, like, let's have these two characters kiss. 0.99
00:41:15.000 Ah, shut up, boring. 0.97
00:41:16.000 I'm sick of these people. 1.00
00:41:17.000 I'm so sick of this shit. 1.00
00:41:20.000 Fucking, it's like the most annoying girl in high school is now running the whole world. 1.00
00:41:27.000 It's the tyranny of the oppressed. 1.00
00:41:30.000 It's the tyranny of the shrill minority.
00:41:33.000 It's the tyranny of the rejected. 0.93
00:41:35.000 It's revenge of the nerds.
00:41:38.000 Revenge of the boring.
00:41:39.000 Can we get back to meritocracy, please?
00:41:44.000 A person running things used to be really qualified. 0.96
00:41:48.000 I don't think the family of five that's sitting on the fucking line for four hours to go on a magic... I mean Space Mountain gives a fuck what you do in your bedroom. 1.00
00:41:59.000 Hey kids, my wife and I are monogamous except during Lent where we have orgies. 1.00
00:42:07.000 That's 40 days a year.
00:42:09.000 We look forward to it all year and it's back to monogamy.
00:42:14.000 Dan Savage does that.
00:42:17.000 Gays are having trouble with monogamy in their marriages.
00:42:20.000 So they're coming up with all these hacks. 1.00
00:42:22.000 And one of them is like, you get a month off a year to go fuck other dudes. 0.99
00:42:29.000 They may say that. 1.00
00:42:29.000 They go fuck dudes every other weekend. 1.00
00:42:33.000 You guys don't get it. 0.99
00:42:34.000 That's not the design here.
00:42:36.000 What is a month anyway?
00:42:37.000 What is what?
00:42:38.000 What is a month anyway?
00:42:41.000 Which month?
00:42:42.000 We're using the Aztec calendar.
00:42:43.000 Yeah.
00:42:44.000 It won't be February or the other months with 28 days.
00:42:47.000 Every month with 28 days.
00:42:51.000 How's the Mets game going?
00:42:52.000 It's still 0-0, bottom four. 0.99
00:42:56.000 Alright, so that's enough newsy shit. 0.97
00:42:59.000 Let's take like one call so people can see what our people are like. 0.97
00:43:06.000 Does that say how long DeGrom's gonna be out for?
00:43:11.000 He starts last season.
00:43:12.000 I have a theory that he is super far on the autism spectrum.
00:43:20.000 Really? 1.00
00:43:21.000 Yeah, in every interview it's like he's a fucking robot. 0.99
00:43:26.000 I like having fun. 0.99
00:43:27.000 Baseball is cool.
00:43:28.000 Are you gonna do some of your funny imitations, Ryan?
00:43:33.000 Yep.
00:43:34.000 There's no call so far.
00:43:35.000 Guys, call in.
00:43:36.000 The number is, if you're listening, 718-400-6959.
00:43:40.000 Yet again, that's 400-6959.
00:43:41.000 Why don't you play the mailbag thing and we'll start opening letters.
00:43:47.000 We have calls coming in now.
00:43:49.000 Maybe we'll hit a little bit of this.
00:43:52.000 You are on the air.
00:43:53.000 I'm here to have a conversation. 1.00
00:43:55.000 This is a fucking loser. 1.00
00:43:57.000 You know, I'm here to learn, share, listen, understand why. 1.00
00:44:00.000 Hey, why does everyone get two things?
00:44:02.000 You have one thing.
00:44:03.000 Thank you for calling.
00:44:04.000 It was great hearing from you.
00:44:07.000 Alright, next call.
00:44:10.000 Did I show you the Gavstav sign?
00:44:12.000 No.
00:44:14.000 I sent it to you.
00:44:15.000 I have it.
00:44:16.000 Pull it up here.
00:44:18.000 Thank you to the guy who made this.
00:44:20.000 He also sent you, Ryan, he had his four-year-old draw.
00:44:24.000 We don't need to see commercials, thanks.
00:44:26.000 He had his four-year-old draw a Buzz Lightyear for you.
00:44:29.000 That's the sign.
00:44:31.000 That's on the door to the laundry room.
00:44:33.000 Beauty.
00:44:34.000 That's at my home bar now.
00:44:35.000 Look at that.
00:44:37.000 Conceived of something and then it happened.
00:44:39.000 It brought it to fruition.
00:44:41.000 That's awesome.
00:44:41.000 Did I show you my pool table?
00:44:43.000 Did we talk about that?
00:44:43.000 You showed me, I don't know if you showed Ryan.
00:44:46.000 Did we talk about this on the show?
00:44:49.000 We got a pool table last night a small one right because we got kids it should be easy then my wife's renovating the bathroom upstairs or having it renovated they pour cement on the floor to they think they've totally sealed it with all the silicon everything then they pour the cement on top cement drips through the floor into the basement covers the pool table from the shower pan on the tub yeah that's post cleaning go to the other one
00:45:19.000 Like it was a mess.
00:45:21.000 I called the pool guys.
00:45:22.000 I thought this might be kind of good actually because I thought the pool table was a little small.
00:45:27.000 I'll just write it off for my insurance and get a new one and the contractor's like, I'll pay you everything you need.
00:45:33.000 It's on my insurance and I don't want it to go up.
00:45:36.000 I had a flood at my old house and we spent like 15 grand fixing up the front room perfectly. 0.68
00:45:44.000 It didn't do shit to my insurance.
00:45:46.000 Huh. 0.87
00:45:48.000 It's this fear of, like, using your insurance.
00:45:50.000 I don't think it's justified.
00:45:52.000 You gotta turn that mic on.
00:45:53.000 That was the only pool picture.
00:45:55.000 But we do have a doll.
00:45:56.000 No, I sent you another one.
00:45:57.000 I definitely did.
00:45:59.000 In my email, maybe.
00:46:01.000 No, it was a text.
00:46:02.000 I just checked them.
00:46:03.000 Okay.
00:46:05.000 I triple checked, actually.
00:46:07.000 What, do you want to show this doll?
00:46:09.000 Oh yeah, someone made a doll of me.
00:46:11.000 I can't bring it into the house.
00:46:14.000 I think they're making fun of me, but guess what? 1.00
00:46:16.000 You gave me a huge cock, 1.00
00:46:19.000 And a six pack. 1.00
00:46:20.000 There's an Indian on my back with a baby Indian. 0.99
00:46:24.000 That was nice.
00:46:27.000 What are you wearing?
00:46:29.000 I seem to be wearing like lace shorts.
00:46:33.000 Yeah.
00:46:35.000 Is there a tattoo on your leg?
00:46:37.000 Is there a tattoo on your leg that says Gav?
00:46:39.000 Yes.
00:46:39.000 Cool.
00:46:40.000 Cool.
00:46:41.000 It's kind of inaccurate, but nice.
00:46:43.000 Nice touch.
00:46:45.000 What?
00:46:45.000 I'm not Gav?
00:46:47.000 I don't have a tattoo this is getting.
00:46:48.000 Yeah, you gotta see this picture.
00:46:49.000 This is a really good picture.
00:46:50.000 I've played pool on this brand new table. 0.99
00:46:52.000 Plus, we live in fucking Bavaria now in America. 0.97
00:46:56.000 So we've waited about five months for this pool table. 0.98
00:47:00.000 And that's what it looked like today.
00:47:02.000 That's cement.
00:47:04.000 Wow.
00:47:05.000 It looks like a Pink Floyd album cover or something.
00:47:07.000 Yeah, that's pretty trippy.
00:47:09.000 We gotta call her online.
00:47:10.000 But I called the pool guys and they said, we'll just replace the felt.
00:47:13.000 It'll be like 600 bucks.
00:47:14.000 Yeah, slate's not gonna get damaged.
00:47:16.000 Right, yeah, Emily was all worried about the wood buckling, and I go, it's not wood under there.
00:47:21.000 It's slate.
00:47:22.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:47:23.000 Fucking slate. 1.00
00:47:24.000 Slate. 1.00
00:47:26.000 Caller, you're on the line.
00:47:27.000 Hello.
00:47:29.000 What's going on there, caller?
00:47:31.000 Hello.
00:47:31.000 Uhuru.
00:47:32.000 Uhuru.
00:47:35.000 I have a recommendation of someone who would make a fantastic, like, censored presents interview with Gav. 0.82
00:47:42.000 I'm not sure if you've heard of him.
00:47:45.000 Ryan might know him because More Plates More Dates actually did a video about his like test levels like a couple weeks ago.
00:47:51.000 His name's Andrew Taint.
00:47:54.000 Andrew Taint. 0.92
00:47:57.000 Did his ancestors live somewhere in between the bag and the butthole?
00:48:02.000 Yeah, in between Alberta and wherever you grew up in in England.
00:48:07.000 I don't know.
00:48:08.000 No.
00:48:10.000 What's his name?
00:48:12.000 Andrew Tate.
00:48:14.000 T-A-T-E. 0.99
00:48:17.000 So he actually had a beef with Scott Adams that, man, blew up into just crazy stuff.
00:48:29.000 Um, so during when COVID first started, Scott Adams was completely on the whole mask up in quarantine.
00:48:38.000 I remember that.
00:48:39.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:48:40.000 Government and uh, Andrew Tate on Twitter called him out on it and was like, Hey man, you're a coward. 0.77
00:48:46.000 Now you're trying to walk back all the stuff you said at the beginning of the pandemic. 0.99
00:48:50.000 Like you weren't a freaking lapdog to the left. 0.97
00:48:54.000 And now you're trying to like flip the script. 1.00
00:48:58.000 But you're a coward and they were just going back and forth on Twitter and it was just this huge ordeal.
00:49:06.000 So what Andrew did was he messaged his wife, he started messaging Scott Adams' wife on Instagram and offered to fly her to his house and she was completely on board with it. 0.96
00:49:24.000 And right when that happened,
00:49:27.000 He aired out all of the Instagram DMs he did with his wife on Twitter and now the divorce.
00:49:36.000 That was his wife? 0.96
00:49:37.000 That little girl?
00:49:38.000 He was with like a 23-year-old.
00:49:40.000 Well, to be honest, the marriage was over way before that.
00:49:46.000 Yeah, that was his wife.
00:49:48.000 Your wife shouldn't be one MMA DM away from saying bye-bye. 1.00
00:49:54.000 Yeah, I mean it was really hilarious. 0.99
00:49:56.000 It's just like women hate cowards. 1.00
00:49:58.000 Scott Adams is a coward. 1.00
00:49:59.000 Look how his wife talks to other men in her DMs. 1.00
00:50:03.000 You know what I guarantee happened with their marriage? 1.00
00:50:06.000 You fuck this beautiful, awesome 23-year-old. 1.00
00:50:08.000 The tits are amazing. 1.00
00:50:09.000 You haven't had tits like that in a while. 1.00
00:50:11.000 Their ass is like you can bounce a dime off it. 1.00
00:50:13.000 Then after about six months of jizzing, you're like, can you fucking shut up?! 1.00
00:50:22.000 I don't care!
00:50:25.000 And then you're stuck with her.
00:50:27.000 Yeah, later details came out about that. 0.89
00:50:30.000 Apparently she was screwing her ex-boyfriend and his flight instructor for part of the time. 1.00
00:50:39.000 And yeah, Scott Adams just got exposed as a total cuck. 0.99
00:50:44.000 I mean, it's just... 0.89
00:50:46.000 Everyone who comments that on his Twitter just gets blocked immediately.
00:50:51.000 I got blocked immediately, but it was really funny like back and forth.
00:50:56.000 Alright, thanks for calling Juicy Gossip.
00:50:58.000 We'll consider it.
00:50:59.000 I'd be where for his ex-wife. 1.00
00:51:01.000 You know, I wanted these, um, sit downs to be free of links because the show is so link heavy. 0.96
00:51:07.000 But if we were interviewing him, we'd have to, uh, we'd have to pull up all this shit, right?
00:51:13.000 You can't just talk about them like they're this sort of ethereal, non-existent philosophical idea. 0.98
00:51:20.000 Sunglasses inside?
00:51:21.000 Corny.
00:51:25.000 Also, by the way, guys, you come up with these guests.
00:51:27.000 If that guy's been on Tom Segura's podcast, then he's mainstream.
00:51:32.000 No one mainstream is going to touch me with a million foot pole.
00:51:36.000 He might be one of those guys that don't give a F. Zuby came and saw you.
00:51:42.000 Who?
00:51:43.000 Zuby?
00:51:43.000 Yeah, that was weird.
00:51:44.000 There's a group of guys.
00:51:45.000 He was flying private jets out of Miami the other day.
00:51:48.000 Really?
00:51:49.000 Yeah.
00:51:51.000 We might get Zuby on the network.
00:51:53.000 But like John Joseph Cro-Mags, I texted him the other day.
00:51:56.000 Maybe he's got a new number, but no response.
00:51:58.000 Just move to Florida.
00:52:00.000 Okay.
00:52:01.000 I'm training for the triathlon.
00:52:02.000 Tom, you're online.
00:52:03.000 Oh, we should kick off the freebies.
00:52:07.000 Oh yeah, so that was a long time to spend in freebie town.
00:52:11.000 We're gonna go behind the paywall now. 1.00
00:52:13.000 You guys took advantage of us, you used us, you raped us, and we're done with you. 1.00
00:52:17.000 So to everyone who is watching this or hearing this for free, go fuck yourself. 1.00
00:52:23.000 Go to censored.tv and unfuck yourself for 10 bucks a month. 1.00
00:52:27.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, und never stop fighting this.
00:53:04.000 Well, I'm just staying home to see Bebe.
00:53:06.000 And you know I'm gonna watch my shows.